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Ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas!
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Oh, stupid Flanders.
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D'oh!
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Oh, thanks for bringing me up here, Dad.
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It's magnificent.
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Ugh, I could really use it
after what happened today.
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Aw, sweetie, are you still mad
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about that big dumb jerk at school?
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She's my teacher.
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And her name is Miss Hoover.
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It's unforgivable what she did.
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What was it again?
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Breakfast!
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Here you go.
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Melon?! Ugh.
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Marge, no one dreams of waking up
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to the sounds of frying melon.
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- Yeah, Marge.
- See?
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Your fruit breakfast has turned
him into a first name user.
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For once,
could this family start the day
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with fruit instead of greasy animal fat?
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Even the dog is sweating grease.
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He'll be back for breakfast and...
Oh, God!
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We got her!
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I think I've got the answer.
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Mm-hmm. Gravy up your fruit, boy?
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Look at me. I'm eating healthy.
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You win. I'll make bacon.
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Put away the gravy boat.
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They say the best days of
a gravy boat owner's life
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are the day you get it and
the day you get rid of it.
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No, Bart, stop!
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This is my mobile for my
"Who Inspires You?" project.
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Let me guess: it's gravity.
The ultimate suck-up.
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Can't spell "gravity" without "gravy."
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Have some more.
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The subject I have chosen
for my mobile is this lady.
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Ta-da!
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Of course. Yes. Her. Absolutely.
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The woman who lives at
the center of the Earth.
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It's Gladys West, the mathematician
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whose work in satellite
geodesy helped create GPS.
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GPS. The invention that killed
the "I got lost" excuse.
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Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Marge.
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I just can't find the restaurant
for your sisters' birthday.
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Your destination is 60 feet ahead.
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Shut up.
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40 feet ahead.
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Shut up!
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20 feet ahead.
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Just what I need:
another woman who's always right.
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You have now arrived at
Lovely Ladies Cigar Lounge.
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You'll be cutting and
serving the us-shaped cake.
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Who wants a thigh?
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Curse you, Gladys West!
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Dad, please! This mobile
could be my ticket into Yale.
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Another Bush kid. Another Bush kid.
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How about this girl?
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Her grades and test scores are superb.
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She's got boola.
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But does she have "Boola Boola"?
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What about this mobile she
did in the second grade?
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Accept. Full ride.
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* Boola Boola, Boola Boola... *
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Ah, wha... how did I get here?
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They say it's dangerous
to wake up someone
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who's dreaming of Yale.
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Well, just so I'm covered,
let me dream of a safety school.
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UMass Amherst.
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UMass Amherst.
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Is Miss Hoover out sick?
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No, I'm in sick.
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I sprained a disc in my back.
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It feels like I'm passing a kidney stone
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while giving birth.
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I say "excuse me" when I give burps.
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Not the same, Ralph.
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Fortunately,
my new Teaching With Stylus tablet
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lets me run the classroom
from any position.
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Let's get inspired.
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You might think "German chocolate cake"
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originated in Germany, but nein.
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Actually, it was invented
by an American mill worker
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named Samuel German.
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I'm from America but
my measles are German.
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I'm inspired by The Masked Singer and...
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It doesn't come off. Help!
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Help! Help...!
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I know these presentations are boring
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and everyone hates them, so...
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- You're gonna stop?
- Better.
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I'm gonna rap.
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* Ah-ha-ha-ha,
Gladys West, Gladys West *
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* If you don't know
where you're goin' *
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* She'll make sure your
car don't get a towin' *
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* Satellite telemetry,
should've been in ebony *
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* When it comes to geodesy,
she's got mad skills *
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- * Like Yeezy *
- * We're giving props to *
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* Gladys West *
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* We're giving props *
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* 'Cause she's the best *
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- Lisa.
- * Doo-doo-doo-doo *
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* Doo-doo-doo *
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Lisa, you're over your two-minute limit.
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* Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo *
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That's enough. Ralph, you're up.
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My hero is my thumb.
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It has its own room in my mittens.
Thank you.
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Okay. That's it.
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Now put the supplements to
your reports on my desk.
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Give me a sec to post the grades.
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A B-minus? No, no.
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This can't be right.
This can't be right.
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The same grade as Ralph?!
Sorry, Ralph, no offense.
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There's "a fence" around my bed
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so I don't steal things from
Daddy's squad car again.
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Chief, did you tell Snake
he could have jail outside today?
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- 'Cause that's what he's saying.
- Leave me alone.
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Listen, Miss
"took too long on her presentation,"
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it's not only right, it's easy
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with my "Select All" B-minus option.
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Miss Hoover, this is so unfair.
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I come here every day eager to learn
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and you just put me down
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and complain about your job.
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In the end, what are you?
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You're just somebody
who works off a formula
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that leaves no room for passion,
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individual effort,
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or the process of learning itself.
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- Mm.
- In other words,
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you're an uninspiring hack!
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Apologize immediately.
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No. I told the truth.
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The truth has no place
in this classroom.
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Lisa, go to detention.
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Detention.
Detention. Detention.
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One pencil with nervous teeth marks.
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One spelling bee winner's ribbon, faded.
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One quarter ounce of marijuana.
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Those are pencil shavings.
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Willie's water pipe will
be the judge of that.
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Look at those arms.
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Blank canvas for a Sharpie tattoo.
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Um, I'm actually a vegetarian.
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Okay, how do you feel about beets?
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Ooh, is this one of those
questions that sets me up
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to get punched?
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Only one way to find out.
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Yeah, tell us your opinion of beets.
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Leave her alone, you jackals.
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This is the largest
stink bomb they make.
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So powerful it could only
be developed by a scientist
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without a nose.
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How did he know it worked?
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He smelled it... with his ears.
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- Whoa.
- Uh-oh. - Oh.
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And that girl's with me.
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Whoa!
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Well, well, well. Together at last.
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I didn't do anything wrong.
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Miss Hoover should be
in detention, not me.
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There is a detention for teachers.
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It's called being a teacher.
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Now, let me show you my world.
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Lots of gangs will recruit you:
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The Magnificent Seven-Year-Olds.
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Tardy Incorporated. Hell's Angles.
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My greatest weapon is inside
my head. My mucus.
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Ms. Timberwood!
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In here, she doesn't know you.
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She used to call me Sunshine.
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I call all the girls Sunshine.
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I call all the boys Joe Cool.
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Oh, you said I was the only Joe Cool!
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That's actually lavender, so, thank you.
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! Ay caramba!
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No...!
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No dinner for me.
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I'm too miserable to eat again.
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This is pretty rough on me, too.
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Please pull the covers off.
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No, I don't want to live in
the world above the covers.
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I worked so hard on my mobile.
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I know.
And Miss Hoover wasn't very nice.
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Thank you, Mom.
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But you weren't very nice, either.
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What?!
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Hey, are we camping out here?
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Because I have a great campfire story.
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About a man betrayed by his own hand.
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What the...? Oh, oh, my God, it's you!
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- Homer.
- Yes, Marge.
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I was going to encourage
Lisa to apologize.
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But I shouldn't have to.
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Women say "I'm sorry" constantly
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because men make us feel
like we have to apologize
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for existing
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while they do whatever they like.
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Yo. Milhouse is sleepin' over.
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- Awesome.
- Huh?
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- Wah!
- Ready to apologize, Lisa?
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We both know what's at stake here.
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Not so fast, Lisa.
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You didn't apologize to
your second grade teacher,
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and all we do at Yale is apologize.
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* Sorry, sorry, sorry *
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* Please excuse our quirks *
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* Quirks, quirks, quirks *
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* Won't you kindly listen *
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* To us rich male jerks? *
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* We sing for free. *
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Okay, Lisa, your future is in my hands.
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I'm-I'm... not sorry!
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I'm just glad I won't have you
next year as a teacher.
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I might just move to third
grade to torment you.
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That would be a real hack move.
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Ugh!
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Freshen it up.
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Love it.
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Personally, I never say I'm sorry.
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I say "I'm soggy."
Teachers hear what they want.
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Bart Simpson,
did you glue these recorders together?
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Soggy.
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- Forgiven.
- And Willie can use it
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to whack the hornets' nests.
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Yeah, come on and fight me like a man.
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Uh, which one of you
does the negotiating?
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Miss Hoover? In reference to our
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recent difficulty,
I would just like to say
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I'm soggy.
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Did you just say "I'm soggy"?
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In addition to a hack,
you must think I'm a fool.
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Double detention.
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* Who's soggy now? *
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And that counts as your music education
for the semester.
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Feels kind of funny driving
you home from detention.
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Yeah, well,
it's gonna take me a few minutes
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to get used to being on the outside.
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Honey, play the ad I forwarded you.
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Having trouble with a relationship?
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Come to the Springfield Education Annex.
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We'll teach you how to
communicate honestly,
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how to lie convincingly,
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and how to apologize and mostly mean it.
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Apologize?
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Springfield Education Annex,
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located in the third
abandoned mall on Route One.
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Don't park at the Greek
church across the street.
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We're in a feud with them.
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There's nothing orthodox
about how fast they tow.
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So, when apologizing from your heart,
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saying sorry allows the
healing process to begin.
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- Sorry I'm late.
- What?! - She's sorry?
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Yeah, I've heard that one a lot.
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Well, I don't mind saying I'm sorry
when it's appropriate.
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Appropriate. Never heard of that word.
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I know "inappropriate."
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- True. So true.
- Oh, yes, yes.
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Now, to truly apologize, I find it helps
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to look at the world from the
other person's perspective.
269
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Now, repeat after me.
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I will not judge someone
until I walk a mile
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in their shoes.
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I will not judge someone until
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I walk a mile in their shoes.
274
00:13:56,522 --> 00:13:58,856
Well, what's the matter
with the rest of you?
275
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Walk a mile? Please.
276
00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:03,068
Like, over how many years?
277
00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:08,699
Huh?
278
00:14:08,892 --> 00:14:11,109
Miss Hoover takes the bus.
I didn't know that.
279
00:14:11,245 --> 00:14:13,036
Actually, she takes two buses.
280
00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,205
Then she walks half a
mile down a train track,
281
00:14:15,374 --> 00:14:17,207
swings across a drainage ditch
282
00:14:17,359 --> 00:14:20,268
and rides a piece of cardboard
down a hill to help her back.
283
00:14:20,370 --> 00:14:23,438
- Oh, that's terrible.
- I guess.
284
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:26,942
You learn a lot of sad things
when you sell weed to teachers.
285
00:14:27,044 --> 00:14:28,777
Make it a double.
286
00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:30,679
I'll be in the ball shed.
287
00:14:42,643 --> 00:14:45,977
- Excuse me, are you Jennifer Aniston?
- No.
288
00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:49,740
That's exactly what
Jennifer Aniston would say.
290
00:15:03,839 --> 00:15:06,423
Oh... Dear Lord,
291
00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:08,166
please grant me this winner.
292
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:11,836
I lost. And my quarter broke.
293
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:13,488
Gee.
294
00:15:20,439 --> 00:15:22,439
Aw.
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00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:36,178
Yeah, I'm the super.
What are you doing here?
296
00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:38,104
Uh, I'm one of Miss Hoover's students,
297
00:15:38,165 --> 00:15:40,365
and I just want to understand her life.
298
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:41,850
All right, come on in.
299
00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:44,918
How can I say no to a
sweet face like yours, huh?
300
00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:48,039
Yeah, um, I have some business in 12-A.
301
00:15:48,175 --> 00:15:52,177
Yeah, how can I say no
to a sweet face like yours?
302
00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:55,806
Here, Hemsworth, come cuddle.
303
00:15:57,685 --> 00:15:59,430
I'm so alone.
304
00:15:59,961 --> 00:16:02,053
Just don't eat me when I die.
305
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:06,708
Is someone at the door?
306
00:16:06,768 --> 00:16:08,543
I-I can't turn my head.
307
00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:12,472
There's a great blues song in here,
308
00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:14,716
but I don't know what it is.
309
00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:17,518
Don't you drag us into your problems.
310
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:25,368
Dad, I'm ready to say I'm sorry,
311
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:27,078
but now it's not enough.
312
00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:29,064
Lisa, you just gotta be sincere.
313
00:16:29,124 --> 00:16:31,324
If you have a disagreement
with another driver,
314
00:16:31,385 --> 00:16:34,569
you simply say, "I'm sorry.
Please go ahead."
315
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:37,589
Then you follow 'em home
and you pee in their gas tank.
316
00:16:37,683 --> 00:16:39,090
You pee in there!
317
00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:41,184
Just can't say "I'm sorry."
318
00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:43,503
Does that remind you of anyone, Carl?
319
00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:45,338
Oh, God, not this again.
320
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,524
I have nothing to apologize for.
321
00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:50,193
You had 20 years to
watch The Sixth Sense.
322
00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:52,195
That's beyond the spoiler window.
323
00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:54,531
Oh, so it's okay for me to tell you
324
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:57,034
that the Lady Gaga Star is
Born is exactly the same
325
00:16:57,185 --> 00:16:58,368
as all the other Star is Borns?
326
00:16:59,546 --> 00:17:01,521
I'll kill you. I'll kill you!
327
00:17:01,582 --> 00:17:03,331
Goodbye, college fund.
328
00:17:09,456 --> 00:17:12,549
You were gonna pay for my mini fridge.
330
00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:16,444
I need to put a down payment
on something for someone
331
00:17:16,505 --> 00:17:18,780
I really owe an apology to.
332
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,725
A framed movie poster
for The Three Amigos?
333
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:23,618
It's better than you remember.
334
00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:26,471
- No.
- All right, how about school supplies?
335
00:17:26,623 --> 00:17:29,858
I got a Scottish guy
who sells 'em to me every week.
336
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,460
Hi, Willie.
337
00:17:32,521 --> 00:17:35,647
Uh, uh, yo no hablo English.
338
00:17:35,741 --> 00:17:37,482
Ach, the English.
339
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,868
How I hate those wankers.
340
00:17:44,274 --> 00:17:46,583
Shh, shh, shh.
She's coming. She's coming.
341
00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:51,421
- Have a seat. Top of the line.
- Oh...
342
00:17:51,614 --> 00:17:53,632
I can see your faces again.
343
00:17:53,759 --> 00:17:56,167
And now my favorite. The ceiling.
344
00:17:56,261 --> 00:18:00,430
Miss Hoover,
I'm sorry I made your life harder,
345
00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:03,508
and I hope this chair makes it easier.
346
00:18:03,602 --> 00:18:06,419
Well, I don't accept your apology.
347
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:08,271
- What?
- What am I supposed to do
348
00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:10,089
after you called me a hack?
349
00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,425
In retrospect, I might have been wrong.
350
00:18:12,486 --> 00:18:14,686
The sad truth is apologies
can come too late
351
00:18:14,838 --> 00:18:16,429
to do any good.
352
00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:20,766
Congratulations, you just
learned something from my class.
353
00:18:20,828 --> 00:18:22,344
I guess what you've learned is
354
00:18:22,404 --> 00:18:24,770
teachers shouldn't get tenure.
355
00:18:24,832 --> 00:18:27,349
There has to be a
better lesson from this.
356
00:18:27,409 --> 00:18:28,850
There has to.
357
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:31,202
You've planted a seed, sweetie.
358
00:18:31,355 --> 00:18:33,855
- The seed will grow.
- Amen.
359
00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:36,358
Why is everyone on the roof?
360
00:18:38,161 --> 00:18:41,363
I know you're in there.
I'm old, but I'm not dead.
361
00:18:41,423 --> 00:18:43,214
Or is it the other way around?
362
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:47,793
What does this do?
363
00:18:48,684 --> 00:18:50,129
Oh, that's a surprise.
364
00:18:51,877 --> 00:18:53,057
Really quite nice.
365
00:18:53,152 --> 00:18:54,709
Oh, yeah.
366
00:18:54,811 --> 00:18:57,061
Miss Hoover, I've been thinking,
367
00:18:57,156 --> 00:18:59,805
and no offense,
but I bought you a chair.
368
00:18:59,825 --> 00:19:02,217
And that's really hard
for an eight-year-old.
369
00:19:02,277 --> 00:19:04,569
- All is forgiven.
- How forgiven?
370
00:19:04,705 --> 00:19:06,070
B-plus.
371
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:07,222
I'll take it.
372
00:19:07,282 --> 00:19:09,057
Can I get a B-plus, too?
373
00:19:09,117 --> 00:19:10,542
- Sure.
- D'oh.
374
00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:14,245
- I'm soggy.
- Listen, boy.
375
00:19:14,339 --> 00:19:16,581
I'm on to you.
I know you're saying "soggy,"
376
00:19:16,675 --> 00:19:19,342
- not "sorry." Mm.
- You're right, you're right.
377
00:19:19,511 --> 00:19:21,569
I completely apolo-cheese.
378
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,346
- What?
- I beg your par-ton.
379
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,074
- Come again?
- Guilty as Marged.
380
00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:28,351
I'll accept that.
381
00:19:29,038 --> 00:19:31,276
- Soggy.
- Enough already.
382
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:37,085
* Lisa's at Yale *
383
00:19:37,087 --> 00:19:40,197
* She'll never fail *
384
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:44,701
* She's got a huge college debt *
385
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:47,445
* Debt, debt *
386
00:19:47,539 --> 00:19:50,356
Please, I'm trying to study!
387
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:54,669
* Then go to Brown. *
388
00:19:56,773 --> 00:19:58,773
Um, can I have the book back?
389
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,926
It cost $200.
390
00:20:09,269 --> 00:20:14,213
Now to dream of being a
World War I flying ace.
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