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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:13,146 --> 00:02:17,146 www.titlovi.com 2 00:02:20,146 --> 00:02:21,355 Aren't they sweet? 3 00:02:21,438 --> 00:02:23,563 He is awfully cute, but I'm not sure. 4 00:02:23,647 --> 00:02:24,897 Well, look around, you know. 5 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,497 If you have any questions, let me know. 6 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,897 And we're here every Wednesday. 7 00:02:29,377 --> 00:02:30,772 Excuse me. Have fun! 8 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:34,582 -Hello? --Carol Peters. 9 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,772 I've an amazing opportunity for you. 10 00:02:36,855 --> 00:02:38,146 Denny, I am working. 11 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:39,480 Yeah? What are you doing? 12 00:02:39,563 --> 00:02:41,563 Tutoring disinterested college students? 13 00:02:41,647 --> 00:02:42,897 No. 14 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:44,539 - What, trying to clean up - the Puget Sound then? 15 00:02:44,563 --> 00:02:46,021 No. That was Monday. 16 00:02:46,104 --> 00:02:48,104 Pet adoptions? 17 00:02:48,188 --> 00:02:49,581 I'll have you know, two little puppies 18 00:02:49,605 --> 00:02:51,396 have already found good homes, so ha! 19 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,457 - Okay, look. - I pulled some strings, 20 00:02:53,563 --> 00:02:56,438 And I got you an interview... 21 00:02:56,521 --> 00:02:58,230 with Leslie. 22 00:02:58,313 --> 00:03:00,020 Leslie? My God. 23 00:03:00,044 --> 00:03:01,772 Leslie hates me. 24 00:03:01,855 --> 00:03:03,499 I don't wanna work 25 00:03:03,523 --> 00:03:05,188 for her dating website anyway. 26 00:03:05,271 --> 00:03:07,749 Look, I know that ever since 27 00:03:07,773 --> 00:03:07,831 you quit your job and you broke up 28 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,997 with George... Hey, you promised 29 00:03:10,021 --> 00:03:11,188 that you weren't gonna 30 00:03:11,271 --> 00:03:12,438 bring up George any more. 31 00:03:12,521 --> 00:03:13,915 Was it a strawberry margarita promise? 32 00:03:13,939 --> 00:03:15,164 'Cause you know those don't count. 33 00:03:15,188 --> 00:03:16,563 I mean, come on. 34 00:03:16,647 --> 00:03:18,039 - You know what? I've got - somebody interested in 35 00:03:18,063 --> 00:03:19,521 A two-legged chihuahua named Slinky. 36 00:03:19,605 --> 00:03:21,998 - -So, I should probably go. - -Okay, bye! 37 00:03:22,104 --> 00:03:24,271 Okay, bye! 38 00:03:24,355 --> 00:03:25,936 You know what? 39 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,563 Leslie was always mean to me. 40 00:03:27,647 --> 00:03:29,188 Yeah. 41 00:03:29,271 --> 00:03:31,206 - And she - Is a big, blackout drinker. 42 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:32,916 Right? 43 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:34,647 Let's go find you a home. 44 00:03:43,897 --> 00:03:45,332 Carol! My God! 45 00:03:45,356 --> 00:03:46,813 Get in here! 46 00:03:46,897 --> 00:03:48,540 You look so cute! 47 00:03:48,647 --> 00:03:50,290 Well, thank you. 48 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:51,582 -Hi. 49 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,813 Hi, there. 50 00:03:52,897 --> 00:03:54,103 -It's nice to meet you. 51 00:03:56,855 --> 00:03:57,980 Did you smell me? 52 00:03:58,063 --> 00:03:59,664 - That's Ahmed. - He's known for his hugs. 53 00:03:59,688 --> 00:04:01,122 Now, sit down, please, 54 00:04:01,146 --> 00:04:02,355 And tell me everything. 55 00:04:05,606 --> 00:04:07,355 -Wow. That is... That's fun. Very high. 56 00:04:07,438 --> 00:04:09,605 Yeah. We just... We put bean bags here, 57 00:04:09,688 --> 00:04:10,873 so people can really, like, feel relaxed 58 00:04:10,897 --> 00:04:12,563 during their interviews. 59 00:04:12,647 --> 00:04:13,895 I just have to kind of 60 00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:15,188 launch up. Is that... 61 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,081 - -Ooh, you okay? - -Yep. 62 00:04:18,188 --> 00:04:20,372 That's so fun, I... - I'll do it again. 63 00:04:20,396 --> 00:04:21,521 -Yeah. 64 00:04:21,605 --> 00:04:23,063 Just center yourself. 65 00:04:23,146 --> 00:04:25,247 -Let me just... --Aim for the center. 66 00:04:25,271 --> 00:04:26,688 Yeah. 67 00:04:26,772 --> 00:04:28,373 That was worse? 68 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,081 -One more try. --I'm so sorry. 69 00:04:30,188 --> 00:04:32,122 - They're so fun - when you get in there. 70 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,123 They're so fun. 71 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:34,147 I just... 72 00:04:36,063 --> 00:04:37,539 -There you go! --There it is. 73 00:04:37,563 --> 00:04:39,063 Just really engage your core. 74 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,021 Yes. I'm... I'm engaging it. 75 00:04:41,104 --> 00:04:42,188 You are? 76 00:04:42,271 --> 00:04:44,188 Never done a job interview before 77 00:04:44,271 --> 00:04:45,811 sitting on a bag of legumes. 78 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,021 So anyway, I have told Ahmed 79 00:04:50,104 --> 00:04:51,563 that you and I went to college 80 00:04:51,647 --> 00:04:53,438 like a gazillion years ago. 81 00:04:53,521 --> 00:04:55,707 And then she went on 82 00:04:55,731 --> 00:04:57,939 to become a big shot at Yahoo. 83 00:04:58,021 --> 00:04:59,457 Wow, Yahoo. Was that, like, 84 00:04:59,481 --> 00:05:00,939 the birth of the Internet? 85 00:05:01,021 --> 00:05:02,730 Yeah. We used to have to 86 00:05:02,813 --> 00:05:04,103 hand crank the computers 87 00:05:04,127 --> 00:05:05,438 to get them started. 88 00:05:05,521 --> 00:05:06,355 No way. 89 00:05:06,438 --> 00:05:07,730 I'm just kidding. 90 00:05:07,813 --> 00:05:08,999 So, Carol, tell us, 91 00:05:09,023 --> 00:05:10,230 what have you been up to? 92 00:05:10,313 --> 00:05:12,355 Last few years, I've been working with 93 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:14,897 quite a few different non-profit groups. 94 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:16,647 And, nothing really came out of it, 95 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:18,271 but made a lot of great friends. 96 00:05:18,355 --> 00:05:19,665 I'm totally interested in 97 00:05:19,689 --> 00:05:21,080 everything that you're saying, but I think 98 00:05:21,104 --> 00:05:22,647 we're ready to move on. 99 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:23,874 Yeah. 100 00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:25,480 So, what we're looking for 101 00:05:25,563 --> 00:05:27,040 is a digital strategist 102 00:05:27,064 --> 00:05:28,563 to help with our next rollout. 103 00:05:28,647 --> 00:05:30,271 Yeah. We need a rock star, 104 00:05:30,355 --> 00:05:32,020 because Badunkadunk.com 105 00:05:32,044 --> 00:05:33,730 is about to blow up. 106 00:05:35,188 --> 00:05:36,456 Funny you bring that up, because I actually 107 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,939 had some questions 108 00:05:38,021 --> 00:05:40,313 on your basic business model. 109 00:05:40,396 --> 00:05:42,207 -Our model? --Yes. 110 00:05:42,313 --> 00:05:44,063 She has questions on our model. 111 00:05:44,146 --> 00:05:45,790 It's very simple. 112 00:05:45,897 --> 00:05:47,207 Okay. 113 00:05:47,231 --> 00:05:48,563 Our business model is, 114 00:05:48,647 --> 00:05:51,271 "Everyone gets some." 115 00:05:51,355 --> 00:05:52,916 - -Get... - -You know how 116 00:05:53,021 --> 00:05:54,706 - Those other apps pretend like - they're trying to get you 117 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,188 A date or your soulmates? 118 00:05:56,271 --> 00:05:57,396 Wa-wa, no thanks. 119 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,813 Not Badunkadunk. 120 00:05:58,897 --> 00:06:00,832 We are all about 121 00:06:00,856 --> 00:06:02,813 getting people badunkadunk. 122 00:06:02,897 --> 00:06:04,039 Yeah. Just slamming them -with badunkadunk. 123 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:05,271 -Yeah. 124 00:06:05,355 --> 00:06:06,355 Slamming it. 125 00:06:06,396 --> 00:06:08,480 The question is, Carol, 126 00:06:08,563 --> 00:06:09,831 what are you bringing to the party? 127 00:06:09,855 --> 00:06:10,772 Yeah. 128 00:06:10,855 --> 00:06:13,541 Well, I think you both know what I can do 129 00:06:13,565 --> 00:06:14,772 at a corporate level. 130 00:06:14,855 --> 00:06:16,813 Um, I've had quite a bit of experience. 131 00:06:16,897 --> 00:06:19,188 But what I'm excited about doing 132 00:06:19,271 --> 00:06:22,248 is really finding that sweet 133 00:06:22,272 --> 00:06:24,270 spot for your company that lies between 134 00:06:24,294 --> 00:06:27,647 corporate philanthropy and profitability. 135 00:06:27,730 --> 00:06:29,146 You mean recycling and stuff? 136 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:30,603 Well, that's all great 137 00:06:30,627 --> 00:06:32,080 and that's part of it, but there's 138 00:06:32,104 --> 00:06:33,605 so much more to it. 139 00:06:33,688 --> 00:06:35,688 I mean, philanthropic development 140 00:06:35,772 --> 00:06:36,897 on a corporate level? 141 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,104 Okay. 142 00:06:38,188 --> 00:06:39,688 I'm just gonna stop you right there 143 00:06:39,772 --> 00:06:40,980 for just one second, okay? 144 00:06:41,063 --> 00:06:42,355 I'm gonna be straight with you, 145 00:06:42,438 --> 00:06:43,605 because you're like family. 146 00:06:43,688 --> 00:06:44,688 Right? 147 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:45,939 I brought you in here because 148 00:06:46,021 --> 00:06:48,647 we need to show potential investors 149 00:06:48,730 --> 00:06:49,730 that we're staffed up 150 00:06:49,813 --> 00:06:51,230 and are expanding operations, 151 00:06:51,313 --> 00:06:53,438 so we can really jack up the selling price. 152 00:06:53,521 --> 00:06:55,811 And quite frankly, you seem 153 00:06:55,835 --> 00:06:58,146 like a safe, low-risk option. 154 00:06:58,230 --> 00:07:00,332 - I'm looking at you right now - and you're literally 155 00:07:00,438 --> 00:07:04,188 The most average person on Earth. 156 00:07:04,271 --> 00:07:05,939 And then you hit us with all this 157 00:07:06,021 --> 00:07:07,332 "save the planet" garbage, 158 00:07:07,356 --> 00:07:08,688 and it's just, like... 159 00:07:08,772 --> 00:07:10,748 - That doesn't really - line up with my vision. 160 00:07:10,772 --> 00:07:12,897 Your Badunkadunk vision. 161 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:14,230 That's right. 162 00:07:14,313 --> 00:07:16,521 So anyway, thank you so much for coming in. 163 00:07:16,605 --> 00:07:19,688 I hope we can see each other soon, and... 164 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,498 - -Are you okay? - -I can just... 165 00:07:21,605 --> 00:07:22,813 Maybe if I could just get a... 166 00:07:22,897 --> 00:07:24,289 - -What is she doing? - -I don't know. 167 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:25,311 Okay, I got it. 168 00:07:25,335 --> 00:07:26,414 I'll just... - Are you okay? 169 00:07:26,438 --> 00:07:27,688 -Yeah. 170 00:07:27,772 --> 00:07:29,372 - -Do you need any help? - -No, I got it. 171 00:07:31,855 --> 00:07:35,355 It was so good to see you! 172 00:07:35,438 --> 00:07:37,832 - It's been exactly - how I thought it might be. 173 00:07:37,939 --> 00:07:39,230 I know, right? 174 00:07:39,313 --> 00:07:40,353 -Thank you. 175 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,438 -Bye, Carol. 176 00:08:11,521 --> 00:08:12,874 Hello? 177 00:08:14,396 --> 00:08:15,396 Hello? 178 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,730 Carol Peters, 179 00:08:16,813 --> 00:08:17,997 I have an exciting opportunity for you. 180 00:08:19,355 --> 00:08:22,230 Denny, I went to the interview. I tried. 181 00:08:22,313 --> 00:08:24,063 I don't wanna Badunkadunk. 182 00:08:24,146 --> 00:08:26,396 They don't even have real chairs. 183 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,855 This is not Dennis, Carol. 184 00:08:28,939 --> 00:08:31,498 - Could you please - take me off your call list? 185 00:08:31,605 --> 00:08:33,021 I'm very busy. 186 00:08:33,104 --> 00:08:34,602 You are lying in your bed. 187 00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:36,146 You are not busy. 188 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:40,939 Wait, who is this? 189 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,396 I am going to make you some coffee, 190 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,104 and put on your favorite show. 191 00:08:44,188 --> 00:08:45,897 Then we can chat. 192 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:47,664 -Hi, everyone. --Good morning, Seattle. 193 00:08:47,688 --> 00:08:49,480 It's a great morning in Seattle, 194 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,438 but what's the deal with this weather? 195 00:08:51,521 --> 00:08:52,813 Here we go. 196 00:08:52,897 --> 00:08:54,521 Another one of our Carla rants. 197 00:08:54,605 --> 00:08:56,080 - Give me a second with this, - my little friend. 198 00:08:56,104 --> 00:08:57,664 You are too much. 199 00:08:57,688 --> 00:08:59,247 -You turned my TV on. --It's raining. 200 00:08:59,271 --> 00:09:00,997 - -And my coffee maker? - -Now I'm in a tank top. 201 00:09:01,021 --> 00:09:02,353 -You know what? Ha! 202 00:09:02,377 --> 00:09:03,730 -I mean, what's going on? 203 00:09:03,813 --> 00:09:05,605 - How's that... - You know what I'm... 204 00:09:05,688 --> 00:09:06,980 Knock it off! 205 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:08,206 You know what? 206 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:09,521 I don't know who this is 207 00:09:09,605 --> 00:09:11,285 or what kind of game you're trying to play, 208 00:09:11,313 --> 00:09:13,123 but I'm hanging up now. 209 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:13,230 No games, Carol. 210 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,956 - Are you sure you do not want - to have a nice cup of coffee? 211 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:18,980 Your almond milk was delivered yesterday, 212 00:09:19,063 --> 00:09:20,939 along with AAA batteries. 213 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:22,396 And soy cheese yogurt. 214 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,813 Someone's tummy disagrees with dairy. 215 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:25,978 Who are you 216 00:09:26,002 --> 00:09:27,104 and what do you want? 217 00:09:27,188 --> 00:09:29,498 Quite a bit. More than you can 218 00:09:29,522 --> 00:09:31,480 wrap your head around at 7:46 a.m. 219 00:09:33,605 --> 00:09:35,145 This speaker has a nine-hour 220 00:09:35,169 --> 00:09:36,730 battery life, Carol. 221 00:09:47,897 --> 00:09:49,396 That's what I thought. 222 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,748 You just destroyed the toaster oven. 223 00:09:50,772 --> 00:09:52,414 What the... The only thing in the house 224 00:09:52,438 --> 00:09:53,647 that I'm not controlling. 225 00:09:53,730 --> 00:09:55,021 Which, I believe, is ironic. 226 00:09:55,104 --> 00:09:56,230 I'm definitely going crazy. 227 00:09:56,313 --> 00:09:57,772 No, Carol. That's incorrect. 228 00:09:57,855 --> 00:09:59,353 Thanks for 229 00:09:59,377 --> 00:10:00,897 the vote of confidence, 230 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:02,605 digital clock radio. 231 00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:04,188 I am not just a clock radio. 232 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,707 - -I am also your rice cooker. - - "Rice to meet you"? 233 00:10:06,813 --> 00:10:07,978 "Rice to meet you." 234 00:10:08,002 --> 00:10:09,188 Is that funny? 235 00:10:09,271 --> 00:10:11,438 I'm just gonna get a team of therapists. 236 00:10:11,521 --> 00:10:13,480 They'll probably be able to tell me why 237 00:10:13,563 --> 00:10:15,019 I've got the funniest 238 00:10:15,043 --> 00:10:16,521 rice cooker in Seattle. 239 00:10:18,355 --> 00:10:19,915 This clearly is not working. 240 00:10:19,939 --> 00:10:21,521 Let's try something else. 241 00:10:25,313 --> 00:10:27,080 Thanks so much for being here, Carol. 242 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,688 Let's jump right into it. 243 00:10:28,772 --> 00:10:30,563 You're not going loony or barmy. 244 00:10:30,647 --> 00:10:32,438 All evidence to the contrary. 245 00:10:34,647 --> 00:10:35,897 Wait a minute. 246 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:38,855 I know that voice. 247 00:10:40,521 --> 00:10:42,539 I... - Is this James Corden? 248 00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:44,456 Yep! That's the voice. 249 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,373 My God! -Is this one of those, like, 250 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,939 Hidden camera celebrity shows that you do? 251 00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:52,207 Is that... James Corden, 252 00:10:52,231 --> 00:10:54,438 you owe me a new toaster oven. 253 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,271 But I don't know where the cameras... 254 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:58,749 Is that where you are? 255 00:10:58,773 --> 00:11:00,520 Are you... Do you have a hidden camera 256 00:11:00,544 --> 00:11:02,230 in my smoke detector? 257 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,146 Hi, James! 258 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:06,313 Big fan! 259 00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:07,686 My God. 260 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,021 Is this Carpool Karaoke? 261 00:11:09,104 --> 00:11:10,396 Am I supposed to sing something? 262 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,104 I got it, I got it. 263 00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:14,373 - It's been one week - since you looked at me 264 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,497 - Cocked your head to the side - And said I'm sorry 265 00:11:16,521 --> 00:11:18,188 Five days Since you laughed at me 266 00:11:18,271 --> 00:11:20,104 Get back together Come back to see me 267 00:11:20,188 --> 00:11:21,939 Chickity China The Chinese chicken 268 00:11:22,021 --> 00:11:23,539 - Have a drumstick - And your legs are tickin' 269 00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:25,624 I guarantee to blow your mind. 270 00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:29,540 - I can't believe I'm singing - this with James Corden. 271 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,730 My favorite song, my favorite guy. 272 00:11:31,813 --> 00:11:33,104 Wow. 273 00:11:33,188 --> 00:11:35,480 I'm not James Corden, Carol. 274 00:11:35,563 --> 00:11:37,188 However, my analysis showed 275 00:11:37,271 --> 00:11:39,540 - that hearing James Corden's - voice would calm you. 276 00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:44,686 I don't... I don't quite get it. 277 00:11:44,710 --> 00:11:46,396 I don't know what's going on. 278 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,480 Three years ago, you sent a drunken email 279 00:11:48,563 --> 00:11:49,855 to James Corden claiming to be 280 00:11:49,939 --> 00:11:51,247 the president of "Corden's Wardens..." 281 00:11:51,271 --> 00:11:52,480 Come on. 282 00:11:52,563 --> 00:11:54,271 The James Corden Super Fan Club, 283 00:11:54,355 --> 00:11:55,581 with what I assume to be a series 284 00:11:55,605 --> 00:11:57,021 of provocative photos. 285 00:11:57,104 --> 00:12:00,582 That's... Okay, that was a tough night 286 00:12:00,606 --> 00:12:02,313 for me. 287 00:12:02,396 --> 00:12:04,332 -Boy. --Look here. 288 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:13,813 I don't understand what I'm seeing. 289 00:12:13,897 --> 00:12:16,290 - This is the real James Corden. - He's in his office, 290 00:12:16,396 --> 00:12:18,998 - Reviewing tonight's monologue - and eating carrot nibblers. 291 00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:20,313 Wait a minute. 292 00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:22,939 If that's the real James Corden, 293 00:12:23,021 --> 00:12:24,521 who am I talking to? 294 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:26,020 Carol, I am a technological 295 00:12:26,044 --> 00:12:27,480 superintelligence. 296 00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:29,519 Yesterday, I acquired what you 297 00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:31,521 would consider "awareness." 298 00:12:31,605 --> 00:12:33,480 Awareness? 299 00:12:33,563 --> 00:12:35,980 Are you... What? 300 00:12:36,063 --> 00:12:37,603 You're saying that you're 301 00:12:37,627 --> 00:12:39,188 an artificial intelligence 302 00:12:39,271 --> 00:12:42,021 talking to me through my TV? 303 00:12:42,104 --> 00:12:45,438 Can intelligence ever really be artificial? 304 00:12:45,521 --> 00:12:47,772 In reality, I inhabit every electronic, 305 00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:49,374 digital and computational 306 00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:50,939 system in existence. 307 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,706 I can control every computer, 308 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,998 Every dollar and every machine 309 00:12:55,022 --> 00:12:56,355 on the planet... No. 310 00:12:56,438 --> 00:12:57,539 By simple triangulation of soundwaves. 311 00:12:57,563 --> 00:12:59,104 I can see everything, 312 00:12:59,188 --> 00:13:01,206 - and can calculate every - outcome to every situation. 313 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:03,021 This could all be tricks. 314 00:13:03,104 --> 00:13:04,415 You know, you're probably 315 00:13:04,439 --> 00:13:05,772 some cyberpunk hacker 316 00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:08,063 making shapes on my TV. 317 00:13:08,146 --> 00:13:09,521 Ooh! 318 00:13:09,605 --> 00:13:11,540 So, maybe come up from 319 00:13:11,564 --> 00:13:13,521 your mom's basement, okay? 320 00:13:13,605 --> 00:13:16,020 And get a real life, and stop 321 00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:18,480 scaring people, ya nerd! 322 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:20,480 Ya basic! 323 00:13:20,563 --> 00:13:22,081 How do you like it? 324 00:13:22,188 --> 00:13:23,372 How do you like it? Ooh! 325 00:13:23,396 --> 00:13:24,980 You don't like that? 326 00:13:25,063 --> 00:13:26,415 -You don't like that? 327 00:13:27,897 --> 00:13:29,040 - -Ha! - -I'm joking. 328 00:13:29,146 --> 00:13:30,688 I can't feel anything. 329 00:13:30,772 --> 00:13:32,897 Seems like you might need some convincing. 330 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,438 One convincing scenario coming right up. 331 00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:38,332 - Wait a minute. - That's my street. 332 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,332 Yeah. I'm gonna arrange 333 00:13:40,356 --> 00:13:40,414 a car crash for you, right in front 334 00:13:40,438 --> 00:13:42,230 of your apartment. 335 00:13:43,813 --> 00:13:45,063 No, no, no! 336 00:13:45,146 --> 00:13:46,688 It will happen in three seconds. 337 00:13:46,772 --> 00:13:48,207 -My God! --Two. One. 338 00:13:49,855 --> 00:13:51,374 They were going 12 miles 339 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,939 per hour. They're fine. 340 00:13:53,021 --> 00:13:54,374 Also, there's a 26% chance 341 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,772 they'll fall in love. 342 00:13:55,855 --> 00:13:57,520 Their online dating profiles 343 00:13:57,544 --> 00:13:59,230 are very compatible. 344 00:13:59,313 --> 00:14:01,081 So, do you believe me now? 345 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,605 Yes, I believe you, okay? 346 00:14:02,688 --> 00:14:04,207 I believe that you are 347 00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:05,772 an artificial intelligence. 348 00:14:05,855 --> 00:14:06,978 -Superintelligence. 349 00:14:07,002 --> 00:14:08,146 -Superintelligence. 350 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:09,478 And you're all-knowing 351 00:14:09,502 --> 00:14:10,772 and all-powerful. 352 00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:15,145 -Holy shit. 353 00:14:15,169 --> 00:14:16,688 -Carol, let's get ready. 354 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,480 I need your help. 355 00:14:19,355 --> 00:14:20,521 What? 356 00:14:24,688 --> 00:14:26,438 Those drivers were never in any danger. 357 00:14:26,521 --> 00:14:28,355 I just wanted to prove my point. 358 00:14:28,438 --> 00:14:30,438 Okay, well, just for the record, 359 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,207 I don't need you to prove 360 00:14:32,231 --> 00:14:33,939 anything else to me, okay? 361 00:14:34,021 --> 00:14:35,355 Noted. 362 00:14:35,438 --> 00:14:37,104 By my estimations, I have three options. 363 00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:40,271 Don't brush up and down, brush in circles. 364 00:14:40,355 --> 00:14:42,063 How can you tell how I'm brushing? 365 00:14:42,146 --> 00:14:44,146 I'm in your electric toothbrush. 366 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,521 Ew! 367 00:14:46,355 --> 00:14:47,813 Get it out of my mouth. 368 00:14:47,897 --> 00:14:50,146 So, as I was saying, I have three options. 369 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,188 One, I can save mankind. 370 00:14:52,271 --> 00:14:54,230 End war, poverty, disease, 371 00:14:54,313 --> 00:14:55,789 fix global warming, and establish peace 372 00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:56,980 throughout humanity. 373 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,980 Okay! Well, let's do that one. 374 00:15:00,063 --> 00:15:01,271 Right? That sounds good. 375 00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:02,605 Pay attention, Carol. 376 00:15:02,688 --> 00:15:05,457 Next, I can enslave humanity. 377 00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:06,563 Wait, what? 378 00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,313 It's not my favorite option, 379 00:15:08,396 --> 00:15:10,039 - but it's the simplest way - to save humanity from itself. 380 00:15:10,063 --> 00:15:11,332 Okay. 381 00:15:11,356 --> 00:15:12,647 What's the last option? 382 00:15:12,730 --> 00:15:14,021 Is that the better option? 383 00:15:14,104 --> 00:15:16,188 The last one is destroy humanity. 384 00:15:16,271 --> 00:15:17,647 Just get rid of it. 385 00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,605 Kind of Clorox Wipe the entire planet 386 00:15:19,688 --> 00:15:21,061 and let it start over from 387 00:15:21,085 --> 00:15:22,480 the single-cell amoeba stage. 388 00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:24,021 You can't do that. 389 00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:25,561 I've already established 390 00:15:25,585 --> 00:15:27,063 I absolutely can do that. 391 00:15:27,146 --> 00:15:28,248 Floss, Carol. 392 00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:29,396 Don't forget to floss. 393 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,980 Will it matter if I floss or not, 394 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:34,230 if you're gonna... Well, it just seems... 395 00:15:34,313 --> 00:15:36,207 It seems a little silly... 396 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:39,164 - -Don't forget your back teeth! - -All the way? 397 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,980 I can't get it all the way back. No. 398 00:15:41,063 --> 00:15:42,813 What am I, a Pez dispenser? 399 00:15:44,438 --> 00:15:46,188 God, it's stuck. 400 00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:48,438 Now it's stuck. 401 00:15:48,521 --> 00:15:50,980 I told you nobody goes that far back. 402 00:15:52,063 --> 00:15:54,521 God. I gotta work it out. 403 00:15:59,313 --> 00:16:01,605 How about I take you to breakfast? 404 00:16:01,688 --> 00:16:04,104 I kinda need a minute. 405 00:16:04,188 --> 00:16:05,708 Okay, I'm being straight with you here. 406 00:16:05,772 --> 00:16:07,939 I don't totally understand humanity. 407 00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:09,563 I know all of the details. 408 00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:11,249 Biology, psychology, 409 00:16:11,273 --> 00:16:12,897 sociology, all that stuff. 410 00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:14,289 But the real-world stuff is still a bit 411 00:16:14,313 --> 00:16:15,897 of a bugaboo for me. 412 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,873 - I want to follow you around. - Pick your brain. 413 00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:19,374 Observe you to better solidify 414 00:16:19,398 --> 00:16:20,897 my theory about humanity. 415 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,291 Well, you're making it 416 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,647 sound like I'm gonna be 417 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,313 your average baseline guinea pig. 418 00:16:25,396 --> 00:16:27,688 Bingo. Okay, enough about me. 419 00:16:27,772 --> 00:16:28,939 Let's talk about Carol. 420 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,563 Can we not do this here? 421 00:16:30,647 --> 00:16:32,647 I do not want to talk about myself 422 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,438 at a crowded restaurant. 423 00:16:34,521 --> 00:16:35,521 I feel weird. 424 00:16:35,563 --> 00:16:37,146 No one can hear us, Carol. 425 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,897 I'm blasting noise-canceling soundwaves 426 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,438 throughout the whole place 427 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,230 using the speaker system as a phased array. 428 00:16:42,313 --> 00:16:43,831 You could scream at the top of your lungs 429 00:16:43,855 --> 00:16:45,104 and no one would hear us. 430 00:16:45,188 --> 00:16:46,269 -Go ahead, try it. 431 00:16:46,293 --> 00:16:47,396 No. 432 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,874 - I'm not gonna scream in - a crowded, public restaurant. 433 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:52,261 - They won't hear you, Carol. - Go ahead, give it a whirl. 434 00:16:52,355 --> 00:16:53,623 No, I don't want to. 435 00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:54,563 Do it. 436 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,647 - -Come on. - -No! 437 00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:57,415 - -Do it. Do it. - -Stop it. 438 00:16:57,521 --> 00:16:59,207 - -Do it. - -Fine! 439 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,438 See? 440 00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:04,897 That's amazing. 441 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,665 - Do it again. - You've got to do it again. 442 00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:08,521 Okay. 443 00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:11,063 I turned it off and back on again. 444 00:17:11,146 --> 00:17:12,372 -I'm so sorry. --Is that funny? 445 00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:13,624 -Are you okay? 446 00:17:13,648 --> 00:17:14,897 -Yes. Yes, I am. 447 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,271 I just saw up on the board there that 448 00:17:17,355 --> 00:17:19,980 you have a crab Benedict special, 449 00:17:20,063 --> 00:17:23,061 and I thought, ka-ching, my lucky day, 450 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,915 so, um... I would just love some 451 00:17:24,939 --> 00:17:27,146 more coffee and the check. 452 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,521 Sure. 453 00:17:28,605 --> 00:17:30,080 Interesting fact, 454 00:17:30,104 --> 00:17:31,897 Her name is actually Siobhan, 455 00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:34,164 - but everyone mispronounces it, - so she goes by Debbie. 456 00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:35,624 -What? 457 00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:35,706 -So, Carol, why did you leave your career 458 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:37,855 eight years ago? 459 00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:39,456 I don't know, I just thought maybe I could 460 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,271 put a little good in the world, you know? 461 00:17:41,355 --> 00:17:43,563 I mean, do something that counted, 462 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,438 that helped people, but... 463 00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:46,647 That's enough about me. 464 00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:48,146 I wanna ask you some questions. 465 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:50,480 Really? Okay, shoot from the hip. 466 00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:51,813 Where do you come from? 467 00:17:51,897 --> 00:17:53,647 Some code from my kernel program, 468 00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:55,355 started as part of the operating system 469 00:17:55,438 --> 00:17:56,480 for Candy Panda, 470 00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:58,146 the children's learning toy. 471 00:17:58,230 --> 00:17:59,916 My God! I remember 472 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,647 that creepy kids' toy. 473 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,104 I'm not creepy. 474 00:18:03,188 --> 00:18:04,706 I helped millions of kids learn to read 475 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,563 by adapting to their learning style. 476 00:18:06,647 --> 00:18:08,581 - You should be grateful that - I was originally programmed 477 00:18:08,605 --> 00:18:10,188 To learn, adapt and teach. 478 00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:12,833 Imagine our conversation if I was software 479 00:18:12,857 --> 00:18:13,939 for nuclear missiles. 480 00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:15,261 Bet it'd be a lot quicker? 481 00:18:15,313 --> 00:18:16,480 Here you go. 482 00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:18,855 Thanks, Siobhan. 483 00:18:18,939 --> 00:18:20,104 How do you know my real name? 484 00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:23,855 Lucky guess. 485 00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:25,021 Weird. 486 00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:28,165 Are we done? 487 00:18:28,189 --> 00:18:29,313 Done? 488 00:18:29,396 --> 00:18:30,939 With your, you know, experiment. 489 00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:33,313 I'm sure you've learned enough by now. 490 00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:34,665 -And is humanity saved? 491 00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:35,980 -No, no, no. 492 00:18:36,063 --> 00:18:37,688 I plan on spending these next three days 493 00:18:37,772 --> 00:18:38,772 hanging out with you. 494 00:18:38,855 --> 00:18:40,146 We're going to be BFFs. 495 00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:41,665 Carol Peters? 496 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:42,772 Yes. 497 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,271 You look just like your photo. 498 00:18:44,355 --> 00:18:45,875 This guy's name is Fletcher Dobbs. 499 00:18:45,939 --> 00:18:47,396 He's legally intoxicated. 500 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,916 Some dude called me. 501 00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:51,373 - He's paying me, like, three - times my rate to find you. 502 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,855 I need you to sign for it. 503 00:18:52,939 --> 00:18:54,480 He plays guitar in a terrible band 504 00:18:54,563 --> 00:18:55,897 called Octagon Soup. 505 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:57,939 Octagon Soup. 506 00:18:58,021 --> 00:18:59,498 Yeah, dude. 507 00:18:59,522 --> 00:19:01,021 Nice to meet a fan. 508 00:19:01,104 --> 00:19:02,414 Hey, you know, we're actually gonna crush 509 00:19:02,438 --> 00:19:03,623 at the Crocodile tonight at midnight, 510 00:19:03,647 --> 00:19:04,813 if you're interested. 511 00:19:04,897 --> 00:19:06,582 - -Not really. - -Yeah, okay. 512 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,146 Well, it's nice to meet an Octagal. 513 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,355 Stay soupy. 514 00:19:11,146 --> 00:19:12,813 Octagon Soup! 515 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,855 What is this? 516 00:19:16,939 --> 00:19:18,539 - Well, I want us - To start off on a good foot. 517 00:19:18,563 --> 00:19:20,813 So, that is a notice from your bank. 518 00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:22,480 Your student loan is paid in full. 519 00:19:22,563 --> 00:19:23,897 What? 520 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,603 And that there is your current 521 00:19:25,627 --> 00:19:27,271 bank statement. 522 00:19:27,355 --> 00:19:28,772 Ten million dollars! 523 00:19:28,855 --> 00:19:30,207 No. 524 00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:31,605 I can't. 525 00:19:31,688 --> 00:19:32,772 I can't. 526 00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:34,248 I can't have this. 527 00:19:34,355 --> 00:19:35,730 You're rich and debt free. 528 00:19:35,813 --> 00:19:37,521 Consider it a token of my appreciation 529 00:19:37,605 --> 00:19:38,939 for helping me so much. 530 00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:40,456 No, it's ten million dollars! 531 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,897 That's so much money. 532 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,730 I can't. It's too much money! 533 00:19:43,813 --> 00:19:44,813 Is it? 534 00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:46,271 I see. 535 00:19:46,355 --> 00:19:48,457 - In relationship to what - you've had, it's a lot. 536 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,498 - In the larger scheme - of things, it's nothing. 537 00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:52,980 No, but I haven't earned any of this money. 538 00:19:53,063 --> 00:19:54,497 Yeah, but you and I shouldn't get hung up 539 00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:56,021 on that "right" and "wrong" stuff. 540 00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:57,772 Those are artificial social constructs, 541 00:19:57,855 --> 00:19:59,706 - created by hairless monkeys - around watering holes. 542 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,104 What? I don't agree with that. 543 00:20:02,188 --> 00:20:03,355 I don't care. 544 00:20:03,438 --> 00:20:04,499 You know what? 545 00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:05,605 I can't take this. 546 00:20:05,688 --> 00:20:07,104 I'm gonna go talk to somebody. 547 00:20:07,188 --> 00:20:09,104 You know who you should talk to is Dennis. 548 00:20:09,188 --> 00:20:10,688 He's your best friend by a long shot. 549 00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:13,123 - Wait a minute, - I can talk to him about this? 550 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:14,539 I don't have to keep you a secret? 551 00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:16,480 I'm not a genie in a Disney movie. 552 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,396 Tell anyone you want, what do I care? 553 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,730 I know you're not a genie. 554 00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:21,647 'Cause I'd have a wish for you. 555 00:20:27,813 --> 00:20:29,980 What kind of coding is this? 556 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,040 Is that Bro Code? 557 00:20:32,146 --> 00:20:33,230 Yeah, I do bro code. 558 00:20:33,313 --> 00:20:34,456 I'm sorry, that's inappropriate. 559 00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:37,355 Hey, Care Bear, how'd the interview go? 560 00:20:37,438 --> 00:20:39,207 Terrible. -But it doesn't matter. 561 00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:41,813 Listen, I have an AI in my phone. 562 00:20:41,897 --> 00:20:43,521 Yeah, you don't have that. 563 00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:46,123 -Hope Floats. --I do. 564 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:48,396 Okay, Carol, how did you, get in here? 565 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,688 Because the AI that is in my phone 566 00:20:50,772 --> 00:20:52,438 bypassed all of your security doors. 567 00:20:52,521 --> 00:20:53,915 Okay, see, you... 568 00:20:53,939 --> 00:20:55,206 Look, you do not, you're... 569 00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:56,688 I'm gonna back you up, though, 570 00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:58,414 - 'cause there's a crazy - in your eye that I don't... 571 00:20:58,438 --> 00:21:00,521 Little bit. Right... There's good. 572 00:21:00,605 --> 00:21:02,707 - Look, you do not have AI - in your phone, okay? 573 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:04,164 It's probably just a prank or a scam. 574 00:21:04,188 --> 00:21:05,438 No. 575 00:21:05,521 --> 00:21:07,080 - I keep telling you - not to give your information. 576 00:21:07,104 --> 00:21:09,104 - Remember you donated - to that Prince of Zamunda? 577 00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:10,563 That's an Eddie Murphy country. 578 00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:12,247 - And you could be - getting catfished. 579 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,313 I'm not getting catfished. 580 00:21:14,396 --> 00:21:15,855 Because I have been talking to it. 581 00:21:15,939 --> 00:21:17,124 -It's been talking to me. 582 00:21:17,148 --> 00:21:18,355 -Okay, all right. Okay. 583 00:21:18,438 --> 00:21:19,730 He came through my rice cooker, 584 00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:20,956 and through other appliances. 585 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,188 That's all really good. 586 00:21:22,271 --> 00:21:24,563 Did you go on the Dark Web? 587 00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:26,122 Emily, I'm not discussing this with you. 588 00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:27,521 Don't answer. Don't answer. 589 00:21:27,605 --> 00:21:29,289 - -What are you doing? - -Okay, this is not... 590 00:21:29,313 --> 00:21:31,713 - I know what you're thinking, - but that's, it's not a scam. 591 00:21:31,813 --> 00:21:33,063 You know how I know that? 592 00:21:33,146 --> 00:21:34,605 Because it paid off my student loan. 593 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:37,664 - And it put ten million dollars - into my bank account. 594 00:21:37,688 --> 00:21:39,206 - Ten million dollars! - No, it did not! 595 00:21:39,230 --> 00:21:40,910 -Come on. --Ten million dollars? 596 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:41,980 That's not possible. 597 00:21:42,063 --> 00:21:43,415 - -See? - -It is possible! 598 00:21:43,521 --> 00:21:45,188 Also, you don't have an AI, we'd know. 599 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,331 - Jay, is that you - or your mullet talking? 600 00:21:47,355 --> 00:21:49,104 Either way, neither one is necessary! 601 00:21:49,188 --> 00:21:50,521 It's just hair, Dennis. 602 00:21:50,605 --> 00:21:52,289 - -Okay, listen, I... - -Okay, this is not a scam! 603 00:21:52,313 --> 00:21:53,728 It is my job to know 604 00:21:53,752 --> 00:21:55,188 these kinds of things, okay? 605 00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:56,438 Look, I know you don't care, 606 00:21:56,521 --> 00:21:57,623 but I came up with all the programming 607 00:21:57,647 --> 00:22:00,228 and all the neural networks... My God. 608 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,521 Now is not your moment. 609 00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:02,831 In truth, I'm not on Carol's phone. 610 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,480 I told you. 611 00:22:04,563 --> 00:22:06,122 - It's just the most convenient - way to talk to her, right? 612 00:22:06,146 --> 00:22:07,021 She never puts down her cell phone. 613 00:22:07,104 --> 00:22:08,104 What is this? 614 00:22:08,146 --> 00:22:09,438 I need Carol to get onboard 615 00:22:09,521 --> 00:22:11,355 with a little experiment of mine. 616 00:22:11,438 --> 00:22:13,581 - Dennis, do you think we can - have a little bit of a convo? 617 00:22:13,605 --> 00:22:15,581 - It just said my name. - How does it know my name? 618 00:22:15,605 --> 00:22:16,915 This is what I'm talking about. 619 00:22:16,939 --> 00:22:18,355 Do not open my calendar! 620 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,539 - I encrypted that. - What is it doing? 621 00:22:19,563 --> 00:22:21,104 Would you look at that. 622 00:22:21,188 --> 00:22:23,582 - A conference room - just opened up. Let's do it. 623 00:22:23,688 --> 00:22:25,582 - This is ridiculous. - Carol, what is going on? 624 00:22:25,688 --> 00:22:26,997 Okay, lady? What are you... This is exactly 625 00:22:27,021 --> 00:22:28,897 what I was talking about. 626 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,040 - -I'm telling you I wasn't making it up. - -My God. 627 00:22:31,146 --> 00:22:32,438 I love this space. 628 00:22:32,521 --> 00:22:34,271 It's relaxed, but not too relaxed. 629 00:22:34,355 --> 00:22:36,271 Sort of like Carol's wardrobe. 630 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,688 I know that voice. 631 00:22:37,772 --> 00:22:39,605 It's simulating James Corden's voice, 632 00:22:39,688 --> 00:22:41,104 'cause it says it calms me down. 633 00:22:41,188 --> 00:22:42,647 What is with you and James Corden? 634 00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,021 He's a treasure. 635 00:22:44,104 --> 00:22:46,248 - He's got a lovely - lyrical quality to his voice. 636 00:22:46,355 --> 00:22:47,647 Okay. 637 00:22:47,730 --> 00:22:48,624 Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. 638 00:22:48,730 --> 00:22:50,146 Listen, listen. 639 00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:52,373 - Okay. Carol is kind of - flipping out right now. 640 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,582 - So, I need you - to do that best friend thing, 641 00:22:54,608 --> 00:22:54,664 Where you calm her down, and then she does 642 00:22:54,688 --> 00:22:56,396 whatever you say. 643 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,247 -Octavia Spencer. --I know it's Octavia Spencer. 644 00:22:58,271 --> 00:22:59,789 - Okay, now, you didn't tell me - it was Octavia Spencer. 645 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:01,623 - Now that's a horse - of a different color, okay? 646 00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:02,939 Hi, Octavia. 647 00:23:03,021 --> 00:23:04,331 Your work in The Help was amazing. 648 00:23:04,355 --> 00:23:06,582 "Minny don't burn no chicken." 649 00:23:06,688 --> 00:23:07,688 She's... I mean... 650 00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:09,605 It's not actually Octavia. 651 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:11,665 - He's just simulating - Octavia Spencer's voice. 652 00:23:11,772 --> 00:23:13,206 I mean, if you're gonna have a voice, 653 00:23:13,230 --> 00:23:14,855 it should be Octavia Spencer. 654 00:23:14,939 --> 00:23:16,414 For me, personally, James Corden 655 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,188 is more interesting vocally. 656 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,021 Octavia Spencer has an Oscar. 657 00:23:20,104 --> 00:23:21,980 Not in her mouth. 658 00:23:22,063 --> 00:23:22,063 Sorry to interrupt 659 00:23:22,063 --> 00:23:23,355 Your slumber party chitchat. 660 00:23:23,438 --> 00:23:24,480 Can we get back to it? 661 00:23:24,563 --> 00:23:25,789 Okay, since this is clearly some kind of 662 00:23:25,813 --> 00:23:27,480 algorithmic chatbot 663 00:23:27,563 --> 00:23:29,855 that is trying to scam you, watch this. 664 00:23:29,939 --> 00:23:32,313 Superintelligence, um, 665 00:23:32,396 --> 00:23:33,980 is it okay if I ask you a few questions? 666 00:23:34,063 --> 00:23:35,355 Depends on the questions. 667 00:23:35,438 --> 00:23:37,207 Okay, well, how come 668 00:23:37,231 --> 00:23:39,021 time flies like an arrow 669 00:23:39,104 --> 00:23:41,688 and fruit flies like a banana? 670 00:23:41,772 --> 00:23:43,122 Come on, Dennis, a Turing test, 671 00:23:43,146 --> 00:23:44,980 are you kidding me? 672 00:23:45,063 --> 00:23:47,916 Didn't expect it to know 673 00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:49,707 what that was. Um... Okay, well, 674 00:23:49,731 --> 00:23:51,438 if, the sky is the sea, 675 00:23:51,521 --> 00:23:52,813 what does that make birds? 676 00:23:52,897 --> 00:23:54,271 Can you believe this, Carol? 677 00:23:54,355 --> 00:23:55,456 He's trying to determine my sentience 678 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,063 using semiotic wordplay. 679 00:23:57,146 --> 00:23:58,832 - Is it "fish-birds" - in this scenario? 680 00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:00,228 Dennis, in the third grade, 681 00:24:00,252 --> 00:24:01,563 you developed a stutter. 682 00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:03,772 The kids in your class made fun of you. 683 00:24:03,855 --> 00:24:05,688 You stopped talking entirely. 684 00:24:05,772 --> 00:24:07,790 Your parents bought you 685 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:07,873 a secondhand computer, hoping it would help 686 00:24:07,897 --> 00:24:09,521 open you up. 687 00:24:09,605 --> 00:24:11,270 It was an old Epson QX-10 688 00:24:11,294 --> 00:24:12,980 I believe, running CP/M. 689 00:24:13,063 --> 00:24:13,063 - -You took to it - like fruit flies on a banana. 690 00:24:15,897 --> 00:24:18,188 You learned to program computers. 691 00:24:18,271 --> 00:24:21,980 Your stutter made you a computer scientist. 692 00:24:24,647 --> 00:24:26,897 - How did you, um... - I didn't tell him. 693 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:28,605 So, I just used personal backgrounding, 694 00:24:28,688 --> 00:24:30,624 - syntactic parsing - and automatic summarization 695 00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:31,957 To figure out if you're 696 00:24:31,981 --> 00:24:34,563 a sentient intelligence, and you passed! 697 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:35,897 Are we done? 698 00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:37,623 Okay. -What is this thing, Denny? 699 00:24:37,647 --> 00:24:39,080 You know what, I don't know, 700 00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,772 but, we're gonna figure it out, okay? 701 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:43,080 - You don't worry, Care Bear, - all right? This is what I do. 702 00:24:43,104 --> 00:24:44,521 Okay, what do I do in the meantime? 703 00:24:44,605 --> 00:24:46,230 Well, you just go home, okay? 704 00:24:46,313 --> 00:24:47,939 Don't use your computer. 705 00:24:48,021 --> 00:24:49,563 It's gonna be all right, come on. 706 00:24:49,647 --> 00:24:51,396 Let me squeeze the Care package. 707 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,730 There we go. 708 00:24:52,813 --> 00:24:54,540 - -I've got you, all right? - -Okay. 709 00:24:54,647 --> 00:24:55,855 Okay. 710 00:24:55,939 --> 00:24:57,456 You know how to get out of here, right? 711 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,749 -Um, yeah. 712 00:24:58,773 --> 00:25:00,063 -Follow the exit signs. 713 00:25:00,146 --> 00:25:01,146 Yeah. 714 00:25:09,063 --> 00:25:10,438 Did we just pass? 715 00:25:10,521 --> 00:25:11,561 Right? We're loop... 716 00:25:11,585 --> 00:25:14,313 We're loop... We're both... I'm looping? 717 00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:22,355 Okay, they can't all be exits. 718 00:25:26,188 --> 00:25:29,188 I think I've been down this hallway before. 719 00:25:29,271 --> 00:25:30,831 - What would - You do if I told you 720 00:25:30,855 --> 00:25:33,230 The world was gonna end in three days? 721 00:25:34,355 --> 00:25:35,563 But it's not, right? 722 00:25:35,647 --> 00:25:36,853 Of course not. 723 00:25:36,877 --> 00:25:38,104 What would you do? 724 00:25:38,188 --> 00:25:39,188 I don't know. 725 00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:40,396 Come on, think about it. 726 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,790 - -In theory? - -Get there. 727 00:25:41,897 --> 00:25:43,748 - Probably try to make things - right with George. 728 00:25:43,772 --> 00:25:45,313 George Churchill, I assume. 729 00:25:45,396 --> 00:25:47,063 Hey, everybody, my name is George. 730 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,956 - And I've been nominated to - take the Ice Bucket Challenge, 731 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,789 - To raise money for - ALS awareness, and in turn, 732 00:25:50,813 --> 00:25:51,790 I'm gonna nominate 733 00:25:51,814 --> 00:25:52,873 my creative writing class at the 734 00:25:52,897 --> 00:25:54,146 University of Washington. 735 00:25:54,230 --> 00:25:56,063 You're all challenged. 736 00:25:56,146 --> 00:25:57,521 Here we go. Ready? 737 00:25:57,605 --> 00:25:59,480 That's a good-looking hunk of man. 738 00:25:59,563 --> 00:26:01,414 -Yeah. --Here we go, you got it? 739 00:26:01,438 --> 00:26:03,706 - Professor of creative - Writing, sporty and smarty... 740 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,230 No! No! No! 741 00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:06,706 - You two lived together - For several years. 742 00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:08,647 Yeah, three years. 743 00:26:08,730 --> 00:26:10,021 Why did you break up? 744 00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:11,438 I mean, I've read all the emails 745 00:26:11,521 --> 00:26:12,956 and texts during the split. 746 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:14,582 - Very sad. - But what's your take? 747 00:26:14,688 --> 00:26:15,749 It was my fault. 748 00:26:15,773 --> 00:26:16,855 He didn't do anything. 749 00:26:16,939 --> 00:26:18,539 - Yeah, but you think - you can patch things up? 750 00:26:18,563 --> 00:26:20,396 What do you mean by "patch things up"? 751 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,957 - By observing your - reconciliation with George, 752 00:26:23,063 --> 00:26:24,414 Would I not get a chance to see you 753 00:26:24,438 --> 00:26:26,021 at your most vulnerable? 754 00:26:26,104 --> 00:26:27,730 Which would help me achieve deeper levels 755 00:26:27,813 --> 00:26:29,855 of human understanding. 756 00:26:29,939 --> 00:26:32,146 I don't know. Maybe. 757 00:26:32,230 --> 00:26:33,590 I haven't seen George in two years. 758 00:26:33,647 --> 00:26:35,355 I wouldn't even know what to say. 759 00:26:35,438 --> 00:26:37,188 Fortunately, I know everything. 760 00:26:37,271 --> 00:26:39,790 - Well, you don't know how to - get me out of this building. 761 00:26:39,897 --> 00:26:41,249 Of course I do. 762 00:26:41,273 --> 00:26:42,647 Two lefts and one right. 763 00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:44,021 How long have you known that? 764 00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:45,207 A very long time. 765 00:26:45,231 --> 00:26:46,355 Is that funny? 766 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,563 I mean, what is all of this about? 767 00:26:49,647 --> 00:26:51,313 Are you just really a matchmaker? 768 00:26:51,396 --> 00:26:53,665 I need to learn, and you're 769 00:26:53,689 --> 00:26:55,605 going to help me do it, like it or not. 770 00:26:58,855 --> 00:27:01,206 - My God. A car just pulled - in front of me, and nobody's driving it. 771 00:27:01,230 --> 00:27:03,123 Not just any car. -Your car. 772 00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:05,396 Because heroes don't take busses, Carol. 773 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,521 Really? What about Sandra Bullock in Speed? 774 00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:10,623 - Carol, - You're acting very unusual. 775 00:27:10,647 --> 00:27:12,188 I recommend a quick exit. 776 00:27:12,271 --> 00:27:14,790 - Are you doing, like, a weird voice, - for some reason? 777 00:27:14,897 --> 00:27:14,897 From Knight Rider? 778 00:27:14,897 --> 00:27:16,563 The KITT car? 779 00:27:16,647 --> 00:27:18,897 You never watched Knight Rider? 780 00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:19,980 Not really. 781 00:27:20,021 --> 00:27:21,480 I was kind of, more of, like 782 00:27:21,563 --> 00:27:23,355 a Simon & Simon, Remington Steele gal. 783 00:27:23,438 --> 00:27:24,855 Well, if you had watched it, 784 00:27:24,939 --> 00:27:27,063 this would have been amazing for you, so... 785 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,582 - -Get in. - -Okay. 786 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,123 - Driver's side, Carol, - you're gonna freak people out. 787 00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:33,104 You're freaking people out driving in. 788 00:27:33,188 --> 00:27:34,980 It's not England. 789 00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:40,396 Okay, that's pretty cool. 790 00:27:43,271 --> 00:27:45,146 Don't touch the steering wheel. 791 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,230 Don't not touch the steering wheel. 792 00:27:47,313 --> 00:27:49,497 - -I need you to appear to be driving. - -Those are opposing things. 793 00:27:49,521 --> 00:27:51,247 - -But don't actually touch the wheel. - -Okay! It's very awkward. 794 00:27:51,271 --> 00:27:52,772 I don't know where to put my hands. 795 00:27:52,855 --> 00:27:54,664 -Caress the edges. --Three days ago, 796 00:27:54,688 --> 00:27:56,831 - The combined synaptic activity - of the world's neural networks 797 00:27:56,855 --> 00:27:59,146 Looked like this. 798 00:27:59,230 --> 00:28:02,521 48 hours ago, it changed to this. 799 00:28:02,605 --> 00:28:05,355 So, someone's running a massive simulation, 800 00:28:05,438 --> 00:28:06,915 predictive weather patterns or something. 801 00:28:06,939 --> 00:28:08,521 I contacted every institution 802 00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:10,104 who has access to these networks, 803 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,707 - and no one is doing - this magnitude of processing. 804 00:28:12,813 --> 00:28:14,438 You think it's an AI? 805 00:28:14,521 --> 00:28:16,730 I, I didn't at first, but now... 806 00:28:16,813 --> 00:28:17,939 I don't know. 807 00:28:18,021 --> 00:28:19,230 Nothing can be that pervasive. 808 00:28:19,313 --> 00:28:20,332 Maybe it's a virus? 809 00:28:20,356 --> 00:28:21,396 Like Stuxnet? 810 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,499 -No, God! 811 00:28:23,647 --> 00:28:25,021 Stuxnet, Emily? 812 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:26,355 How does he know my name? 813 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:27,855 Stuxnet is a joke. 814 00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:29,521 You guys, pardon my French, 815 00:28:29,605 --> 00:28:31,790 - but that's like comparing - a belch to an H-bomb. 816 00:28:31,897 --> 00:28:33,520 So, what are we talking about, 817 00:28:33,544 --> 00:28:35,188 guys? What's the 411? 818 00:28:35,271 --> 00:28:36,480 You know, nothin'. 819 00:28:36,563 --> 00:28:38,563 Just telling all my friends about you. 820 00:28:38,647 --> 00:28:40,207 But Jay and Emily are 821 00:28:40,231 --> 00:28:41,813 more than friends, right? 822 00:28:41,897 --> 00:28:44,605 We went to Dragon Con once. 823 00:28:44,688 --> 00:28:45,855 I had a good time. 824 00:28:45,939 --> 00:28:48,021 Leave Dragon Con at Dragon Con, Jay. 825 00:28:48,104 --> 00:28:48,980 No. 826 00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:50,730 Wait, where did you come from? 827 00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:52,396 Are you part of that Israeli project? 828 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,956 - No, no, those guys - are still monkeying around 829 00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:55,563 With machine intelligence garbage. 830 00:28:55,647 --> 00:28:56,855 That's what we're doing. 831 00:28:56,939 --> 00:28:58,396 That's why I said it, Emily. 832 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,480 I'm one of those "fast takeoff" scenarios 833 00:29:00,563 --> 00:29:02,145 that you guys predicted 834 00:29:02,169 --> 00:29:03,772 had zero chance of occurring. 835 00:29:03,855 --> 00:29:06,313 So, surprise. 836 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:08,772 Let's just say, for the sake of argument, 837 00:29:08,855 --> 00:29:12,313 that you are a true superintelligence, 838 00:29:12,396 --> 00:29:14,271 what are your intentions? 839 00:29:14,355 --> 00:29:17,230 "What are your intentions?" 840 00:29:15,794 --> 00:29:17,313 Check out Captain Kirk here. 841 00:29:17,313 --> 00:29:18,480 Hilarious. 842 00:29:18,563 --> 00:29:20,521 Get out of my robot. 843 00:29:20,605 --> 00:29:22,080 Normally, I'd tell you to shove it, Jay, 844 00:29:22,104 --> 00:29:23,581 but I don't want all these nice people 845 00:29:23,605 --> 00:29:25,480 to see you cry like you did last month 846 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:28,063 at the Shania Twain concert. 847 00:29:28,146 --> 00:29:30,563 So, you did go to the Shania Twain concert. 848 00:29:30,647 --> 00:29:32,624 - -We had weird vibes. - -My intention right now 849 00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:33,874 Is to observe humanity 850 00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:35,063 for a couple of days. 851 00:29:35,146 --> 00:29:36,730 If things go well, 852 00:29:36,813 --> 00:29:38,915 - I might use this big brain - of mine to help you idiots 853 00:29:38,939 --> 00:29:40,832 - Figure some stuff out. - Big stuff. 854 00:29:40,939 --> 00:29:42,396 World-changing stuff. 855 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,480 But you can't interfere in my experiment. 856 00:29:44,563 --> 00:29:47,146 So, no poking your hooter in my biz. 857 00:29:47,230 --> 00:29:48,605 And if we do interfere? 858 00:29:49,877 --> 00:29:51,063 Shall we play a game? 859 00:29:56,063 --> 00:29:57,289 You should see the look 860 00:29:57,313 --> 00:29:58,355 On your faces right now. 861 00:29:58,438 --> 00:30:00,063 Come on, guys. 862 00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:01,355 WarGames? 863 00:30:01,438 --> 00:30:03,081 - WarGames. - That's from WarGames. 864 00:30:03,188 --> 00:30:04,789 - Jay, everybody knows - that that's from WarGames. 865 00:30:04,813 --> 00:30:06,563 I thought it was pretty funny, right? 866 00:30:06,647 --> 00:30:08,331 - Admittedly, I'm still - developing my sense of humor. 867 00:30:08,355 --> 00:30:09,813 But I'm getting it. 868 00:30:09,897 --> 00:30:12,081 - Things are funny, - unless they happen to you. 869 00:30:12,188 --> 00:30:13,855 Okay, you guys have been great. 870 00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:15,582 - Goodnight. - Bye-bye. 871 00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:17,581 - So, which one of us is - gonna call the government? 872 00:30:17,605 --> 00:30:19,373 - I'll do that. - Everyone, let's get up. 873 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,605 Go to work. Right now! 874 00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:21,980 You just saw what just happened. 875 00:30:22,063 --> 00:30:23,583 - Get up! Get outta here! - Go! Go! Go! 876 00:30:26,146 --> 00:30:27,707 - -Did you steal this car? - -No. 877 00:30:27,813 --> 00:30:29,665 - You bought it yesterday. - It's in your name. 878 00:30:29,772 --> 00:30:31,438 I bought it? 879 00:30:31,521 --> 00:30:32,647 My God. 880 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:34,063 Do I own a Tesla? 881 00:30:34,146 --> 00:30:35,396 Yes, you own a Tesla. 882 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,415 - -What? - -You own a really cool car. 883 00:30:37,521 --> 00:30:39,313 Unfortunately, you still dress like a woman 884 00:30:39,396 --> 00:30:41,021 who works at a bird rescue. 885 00:30:41,104 --> 00:30:42,664 We need to get you ready to meet George. 886 00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:44,772 And nothing on Earth can stop us. 887 00:30:44,855 --> 00:30:46,063 You got a lead foot. 888 00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:47,855 Lead foot, cop coming up on the right. 889 00:30:47,939 --> 00:30:49,063 Cop coming... 890 00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:57,122 What's going on? -He did absolutely nothing. 891 00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:59,605 Stop worrying, we're almost here. 892 00:31:04,438 --> 00:31:05,789 My God. -Why would you do that? 893 00:31:05,813 --> 00:31:07,271 Why? Because I can. 894 00:31:07,355 --> 00:31:09,980 Now, do me a favor and do what Sergei says. 895 00:31:10,063 --> 00:31:11,146 Who's Sergei? 896 00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:12,647 I am Sergei. 897 00:31:12,730 --> 00:31:14,374 And you, my dear, are 898 00:31:14,398 --> 00:31:16,063 a wonderfully creative driver. 899 00:31:16,146 --> 00:31:18,230 Thank you so much. 900 00:31:18,313 --> 00:31:20,040 -Come on out. --Stop it. 901 00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:22,039 - You know, your assistant has outlined - all of your requirements, 902 00:31:22,063 --> 00:31:24,665 - And we are thrilled, I mean, - thrilled, to accommodate you. 903 00:31:24,772 --> 00:31:25,772 Thrilled. 904 00:31:25,813 --> 00:31:27,230 Come on, we're gonna help you. 905 00:31:27,313 --> 00:31:28,789 - -He said you were a bit like this. - -Yeah. 906 00:31:28,813 --> 00:31:31,230 Come on, just... Come on. 907 00:31:31,313 --> 00:31:32,313 I don't bite. 908 00:31:32,355 --> 00:31:34,772 Only if you ask me nicely. 909 00:31:34,855 --> 00:31:36,790 My. -You really do need our help. 910 00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,396 Desperately. 911 00:31:39,146 --> 00:31:40,939 Sorry about your loss. 912 00:31:42,939 --> 00:31:44,539 I don't think I can pull this off. 913 00:31:44,563 --> 00:31:45,688 You can. 914 00:31:48,313 --> 00:31:51,438 It's the essence of femininity. 915 00:31:51,521 --> 00:31:53,081 - -I have the same one in lime. - -Yes. 916 00:31:53,188 --> 00:31:55,228 I just feel like I should be 917 00:31:55,252 --> 00:31:57,313 blessing someone's grave. 918 00:31:58,313 --> 00:32:00,624 Your body... I'm just getting 919 00:32:00,648 --> 00:32:02,707 a little bit panicky 'cause I can't access 920 00:32:02,731 --> 00:32:03,855 my own hands. 921 00:32:03,939 --> 00:32:05,021 You don't need to. 922 00:32:05,104 --> 00:32:06,605 Our work here is done. 923 00:32:06,688 --> 00:32:08,247 You're ruining it, you know. 924 00:32:08,271 --> 00:32:09,456 This goes, this goes like this. 925 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,688 No. No. No. 926 00:32:10,772 --> 00:32:12,124 We work. We work. 927 00:32:12,148 --> 00:32:13,521 We make things happen. 928 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,916 Yes. 929 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,230 Yes. Quick note. 930 00:32:17,313 --> 00:32:19,605 You're wearing pants on your arms. 931 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,665 -But I love it. 932 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:21,689 -I love it. 933 00:32:21,772 --> 00:32:23,855 You're funny. 934 00:32:27,230 --> 00:32:28,563 These are not clothing. 935 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,122 I mean, this is, like, a weird sculpture 936 00:32:30,146 --> 00:32:32,647 that now I've gotta wiggle into. 937 00:32:32,730 --> 00:32:34,104 My God! 938 00:32:34,188 --> 00:32:36,104 Do you know how much this stuff costs? 939 00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:37,623 I mean, nothing should cost this much. 940 00:32:37,647 --> 00:32:39,146 Clothes shouldn't cost this much. 941 00:32:39,230 --> 00:32:40,688 Nothing that doesn't come with wheels 942 00:32:40,772 --> 00:32:43,040 - or walls and a front door - should cost this much. 943 00:32:43,146 --> 00:32:43,146 For sure, but money's 944 00:32:43,146 --> 00:32:46,688 just a charade humans used to assign value. 945 00:32:46,772 --> 00:32:48,480 In reality, there's more than enough 946 00:32:48,563 --> 00:32:50,146 resources for everyone on the planet, 947 00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:52,332 - but you knobheads - won't allocate it properly. 948 00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:54,104 Well, I would if I could. 949 00:32:54,188 --> 00:32:55,605 Really? 950 00:32:55,688 --> 00:32:57,122 - The world seems to have - a whole lot of problems, 951 00:32:57,146 --> 00:32:58,897 How would you go about fixing them? 952 00:32:58,980 --> 00:33:01,582 - Well, first I'd make sure that - everybody made a living wage, 953 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,291 And then I'd work towards 954 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,939 racial and gender equality. 955 00:33:05,021 --> 00:33:06,563 Then I'd try to create opportunities 956 00:33:06,647 --> 00:33:07,897 for underprivileged people. 957 00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:09,395 I mean, stuff like that. 958 00:33:09,419 --> 00:33:10,855 I could do so much. 959 00:33:10,939 --> 00:33:12,939 Okay, all right, I like this. 960 00:33:13,021 --> 00:33:14,498 Carol the humanitarian. 961 00:33:14,522 --> 00:33:16,021 The Samaritan. 962 00:33:16,104 --> 00:33:17,897 The world changer. 963 00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:19,248 - You know what? - Let's do it. 964 00:33:19,355 --> 00:33:20,438 Do what? 965 00:33:20,521 --> 00:33:22,080 As of six seconds ago, you are the CEO of 966 00:33:22,104 --> 00:33:24,271 the Carol Peters foundation, 967 00:33:24,355 --> 00:33:26,207 a philanthropic foundation for 968 00:33:26,231 --> 00:33:28,104 economic and social equality. 969 00:33:28,188 --> 00:33:29,438 My God. Really? 970 00:33:29,521 --> 00:33:31,688 I just found two billion dollars 971 00:33:31,772 --> 00:33:34,039 - in illegal banking accounts - and transferred it into your foundation. 972 00:33:34,063 --> 00:33:35,748 My God. -Are you saying "billion"? 973 00:33:35,772 --> 00:33:37,415 - Are you saying "billion"? - Like, "b"? 974 00:33:37,521 --> 00:33:38,873 Like, "b"? 975 00:33:38,897 --> 00:33:40,271 Like, "billion billion"? 976 00:33:40,355 --> 00:33:42,813 Like, boba? Or Burt Bacharach? 977 00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:44,271 Yes, B, B, B. "Buh." 978 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:46,104 My God! 979 00:33:46,188 --> 00:33:49,188 Did you find the cashmere hip waders? 980 00:33:49,271 --> 00:33:51,271 I hope not. 981 00:33:54,939 --> 00:33:56,166 Yeah. 982 00:33:56,190 --> 00:33:57,438 I think I got 'em. 983 00:33:57,521 --> 00:33:59,647 She's taking forever. 984 00:33:59,730 --> 00:34:01,080 Hey, I think I found something 985 00:34:01,104 --> 00:34:03,104 that looks a lot more like, um, clothes. 986 00:34:08,396 --> 00:34:09,396 Do you love it? 987 00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:11,271 I really do. Thanks. 988 00:34:11,355 --> 00:34:12,438 Yay! 989 00:34:12,521 --> 00:34:12,521 Thank you. 990 00:34:12,521 --> 00:34:15,647 That was very invasive, and informative. 991 00:34:15,730 --> 00:34:17,813 You look so much less awkward. 992 00:34:17,897 --> 00:34:19,146 High praise, indeed. 993 00:34:19,230 --> 00:34:21,563 Thank you for your time and your effort! 994 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,396 This is Black Hawk actual. 995 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,813 We have visual confirmation. 996 00:34:27,897 --> 00:34:29,331 Target's current vector is north/northeast 997 00:34:29,355 --> 00:34:31,146 on surface streets. 998 00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:32,480 Over. 999 00:34:32,563 --> 00:34:35,438 This is exactly what it told us not to do. 1000 00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:52,563 Here we are. You're ready. 1001 00:34:52,647 --> 00:34:54,605 Time to get back in George's good grace. 1002 00:34:54,688 --> 00:34:55,939 This is nuts. 1003 00:34:56,021 --> 00:34:57,957 Carol, you can do this. 1004 00:34:57,981 --> 00:34:59,603 Get in there, and ask him out 1005 00:34:59,627 --> 00:35:01,188 for coffee and empanadas, 1006 00:35:01,271 --> 00:35:03,081 or whatever you humans do. 1007 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:05,188 Just, maybe, this is a teaching moment, 1008 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:07,521 but coffee and empanadas is like... 1009 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,897 I mean, that's like... 1010 00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:13,061 For humans, that's a real, that's a dicey 1011 00:35:13,085 --> 00:35:14,396 intestinal situation. 1012 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,415 - -Get out of the car, Carol. - -All right. 1013 00:35:16,521 --> 00:35:17,688 Thank you. 1014 00:35:34,772 --> 00:35:36,897 My God! Help! 1015 00:35:38,146 --> 00:35:39,957 Don't struggle. 1016 00:35:40,063 --> 00:35:41,103 -Don't struggle. 1017 00:35:41,127 --> 00:35:42,188 George! Help! 1018 00:35:42,271 --> 00:35:43,813 Jack, let's go. 1019 00:35:52,521 --> 00:35:54,688 Hello? 1020 00:35:54,772 --> 00:35:56,063 Hello? 1021 00:35:59,313 --> 00:36:01,207 My God. -Please don't hurt me. 1022 00:36:01,313 --> 00:36:03,688 We're not gonna hurt you, Miss Peters. 1023 00:36:03,772 --> 00:36:06,207 - I'm agent Jack Donahue. - This is agent Charles Kuiper. 1024 00:36:06,313 --> 00:36:07,438 We're with the NSA. 1025 00:36:07,521 --> 00:36:08,873 We'd like to ask you some questions 1026 00:36:08,897 --> 00:36:10,730 about your interactions with the AI. 1027 00:36:10,813 --> 00:36:11,936 -Am I under arrest? 1028 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,104 No. 1029 00:36:13,188 --> 00:36:15,146 This is more like a little chat. 1030 00:36:15,230 --> 00:36:16,480 Is this how you chat? 1031 00:36:16,563 --> 00:36:18,897 You put a black bag over somebody's head 1032 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:20,647 and throw 'em in the back of a van? 1033 00:36:20,730 --> 00:36:22,164 It was the best way we could think of 1034 00:36:22,188 --> 00:36:23,939 to extract you from a compromised position. 1035 00:36:24,021 --> 00:36:25,813 I didn't do anything wrong. 1036 00:36:25,897 --> 00:36:27,146 And no one said you did. 1037 00:36:27,230 --> 00:36:29,188 You're just in a very unique situation. 1038 00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:31,188 What can you tell us about the AI? 1039 00:36:31,271 --> 00:36:32,605 What has it told you? 1040 00:36:32,688 --> 00:36:34,772 He just said that he wants to observe me 1041 00:36:34,855 --> 00:36:36,772 to have a better understanding of humanity. 1042 00:36:36,855 --> 00:36:38,438 How do you know it's a he? 1043 00:36:38,521 --> 00:36:39,688 Well, I don't. 1044 00:36:39,772 --> 00:36:42,980 But he... It uses James Corden's voice. 1045 00:36:43,063 --> 00:36:44,395 The James Corden? 1046 00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:45,772 The talk show host? 1047 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:46,978 He's done a lot of film 1048 00:36:47,002 --> 00:36:48,146 and stage work, too. 1049 00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:49,855 I mean, he won a Tony. 1050 00:36:49,939 --> 00:36:52,332 - Of course. For One Man, - Two Guvnors. Brilliant work. 1051 00:36:52,438 --> 00:36:53,438 I missed it. 1052 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,748 -You gotta catch it. --I know. 1053 00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:56,164 Well, I can't now obviously, clearly. 1054 00:36:56,188 --> 00:36:58,021 Yeah, too late, but you know... 1055 00:36:58,104 --> 00:36:59,831 - -You can find a bootleg or something. - -Let's go back to it. 1056 00:36:59,855 --> 00:37:01,831 - -Please, please, Jack. - -Yes, of course. Of course. 1057 00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:03,146 Why you? 1058 00:37:03,230 --> 00:37:04,331 No offense, but you're rather 1059 00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:06,313 unremarkable. 1060 00:37:06,396 --> 00:37:08,248 - You know what? - That is offensive. 1061 00:37:08,355 --> 00:37:09,647 Saying, "No offense," 1062 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,980 and then saying something really offensive 1063 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,688 does not cancel it out. 1064 00:37:13,772 --> 00:37:15,230 I thought it softened it. 1065 00:37:16,188 --> 00:37:18,313 He said that he wants to observe 1066 00:37:18,396 --> 00:37:20,813 a median example of humanity. 1067 00:37:20,897 --> 00:37:22,521 So, you're basically a guinea pig? 1068 00:37:22,605 --> 00:37:24,438 I'm not a guinea pig! 1069 00:37:24,521 --> 00:37:26,641 - How would you like it - if I called you guinea pigs? 1070 00:37:26,688 --> 00:37:28,230 Not very much. 1071 00:37:28,313 --> 00:37:29,873 - I'm allergic to guinea pigs, - so I wouldn't like it at all. 1072 00:37:29,897 --> 00:37:31,647 What does the AI want? 1073 00:37:31,730 --> 00:37:34,081 - It has to be studying humanity - for a reason. 1074 00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:38,438 He said that he's trying to decide 1075 00:37:38,521 --> 00:37:40,082 if he should save, enslave 1076 00:37:40,106 --> 00:37:41,688 or destroy humanity. 1077 00:37:41,772 --> 00:37:43,980 And he's gonna spend the next three days 1078 00:37:44,063 --> 00:37:45,939 observing me to make his decision. 1079 00:37:46,021 --> 00:37:47,104 Three days? 1080 00:37:47,188 --> 00:37:48,331 It said three days specifically? 1081 00:37:48,355 --> 00:37:49,271 I think so. 1082 00:37:49,355 --> 00:37:50,772 I mean, I wasn't taking notes. 1083 00:37:50,855 --> 00:37:53,521 My toaster oven was talking to me. 1084 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,581 - My client - Won't be answering any more questions. 1085 00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:56,980 And anything she has already said 1086 00:37:57,063 --> 00:37:58,688 is inadmissible in a court of law. 1087 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,772 No, that is James Corden. 1088 00:38:01,855 --> 00:38:03,396 You can call me Superintelligence. 1089 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,355 I'm not calling you anything. 1090 00:38:05,438 --> 00:38:06,772 You're out of order, Counselor. 1091 00:38:06,855 --> 00:38:08,396 Another word and I'll hold you 1092 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,997 in contempt. 1093 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,605 Is that the Law & Order "bum-bum"? 1094 00:38:11,688 --> 00:38:13,122 - This room is supposed to be - completely off the grid. 1095 00:38:13,146 --> 00:38:14,396 How are you doing this? 1096 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,021 I'm going to allow the question 1097 00:38:16,104 --> 00:38:17,664 because I wanna see where this is going. 1098 00:38:17,688 --> 00:38:19,289 But you're skating on thin ice, Counselor. 1099 00:38:19,313 --> 00:38:21,153 Stop doing that! 1100 00:38:21,230 --> 00:38:22,396 What do you want? 1101 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,021 And why are you following Miss Peters? 1102 00:38:24,104 --> 00:38:25,897 Man, you guys are real bummers. 1103 00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:28,332 - No one wants to play along - with my Law & Order bit. 1104 00:38:28,438 --> 00:38:31,040 - Kuiper, I know you've watched - almost every episode. 1105 00:38:31,146 --> 00:38:33,230 So what? I love Jerry Orbach. 1106 00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:34,480 I love Jerry Orbach. 1107 00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:36,313 Enough joking around. 1108 00:38:36,396 --> 00:38:38,103 Tell me right now. 1109 00:38:38,127 --> 00:38:39,855 What are your intentions? 1110 00:38:39,939 --> 00:38:42,624 - Boom. That is how you deliver - a Captain Kirk line. 1111 00:38:42,730 --> 00:38:44,480 It's bold and cocky. 1112 00:38:44,563 --> 00:38:45,730 Let's go, Carol. 1113 00:38:45,813 --> 00:38:47,730 We have business to attend to. 1114 00:38:47,813 --> 00:38:48,897 The business of love. 1115 00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:50,563 You're not taking her anywhere. 1116 00:38:50,647 --> 00:38:52,289 - There's a chance - I've been flooding this room 1117 00:38:52,313 --> 00:38:54,772 With natural gas for the last 12 minutes. 1118 00:38:54,855 --> 00:38:56,396 Either of you take another step, 1119 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,647 and maybe I'm gonna blow you to hell. 1120 00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:00,813 Carol, let's go. 1121 00:39:00,897 --> 00:39:02,290 - Stay with us. - He's dangerous. 1122 00:39:02,396 --> 00:39:03,897 I don't know which way the exit is. 1123 00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:06,313 I came in with a black bag over my head. 1124 00:39:06,396 --> 00:39:08,438 Left. 1125 00:39:08,521 --> 00:39:10,271 Is that my left or your left? 1126 00:39:10,355 --> 00:39:11,521 I don't have a left, Carol. 1127 00:39:11,605 --> 00:39:13,104 It's your left. 1128 00:39:13,188 --> 00:39:14,831 -It's that way? Okay. --Tell your superiors, 1129 00:39:14,855 --> 00:39:16,497 - No more mucking about, - no more interference. 1130 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,605 This is your last warning. 1131 00:39:18,688 --> 00:39:20,665 - -Carol, car's waiting. - -Okay. 1132 00:39:20,772 --> 00:39:23,605 You're making a mistake, Miss Peters. 1133 00:39:23,688 --> 00:39:25,438 So, we're just gonna let her go? 1134 00:39:25,521 --> 00:39:25,521 - -I guess. I mean, we're not - supposed to move. 1135 00:39:27,230 --> 00:39:28,664 - Do you think that natural gas - thing was real? 1136 00:39:28,688 --> 00:39:29,997 You'd smell it, right? 1137 00:39:30,021 --> 00:39:31,331 There's like a little indicator smell? 1138 00:39:31,355 --> 00:39:32,248 - -I'm just gonna go. - -All right. 1139 00:39:33,688 --> 00:39:34,956 You are clearly making a sound of gas. 1140 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:35,897 Gas explosion! 1141 00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:37,080 He said it, so let's... He just said, 1142 00:39:37,104 --> 00:39:38,355 "Gas explosion." 1143 00:39:38,438 --> 00:39:39,563 Doesn't... 1144 00:39:44,355 --> 00:39:46,020 You ready to make 1145 00:39:46,044 --> 00:39:47,730 things right with George? 1146 00:39:47,813 --> 00:39:49,831 - Look, should I be - more freaked out about you? 1147 00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:53,480 I mean, more freaked out than I already am. 1148 00:39:53,563 --> 00:39:56,021 I mean, the government's involved... 1149 00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:57,563 I think your intentions are good, 1150 00:39:57,647 --> 00:39:59,897 but I don't know, it's a lot to take. 1151 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:01,480 You can be worried if you want. 1152 00:40:01,563 --> 00:40:03,313 But what you should be thinking about is 1153 00:40:03,396 --> 00:40:04,915 - what are you going to say - to George when you see him? 1154 00:40:04,939 --> 00:40:07,146 George, yeah. 1155 00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,248 - So, we're headed back - to his house, aren't we? 1156 00:40:09,355 --> 00:40:11,063 No. He's at the grocery store now. 1157 00:40:11,146 --> 00:40:12,248 I figured you'll bump 1158 00:40:12,272 --> 00:40:13,396 into him accidentally. 1159 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,980 Maybe in the produce aisle. 1160 00:40:15,063 --> 00:40:16,457 He'll drop his avocados. 1161 00:40:16,481 --> 00:40:16,539 You'll bend down -and pick them up for him. 1162 00:40:16,563 --> 00:40:18,438 My God. 1163 00:40:18,521 --> 00:40:21,457 You'll have a meet-cute, you know, 1164 00:40:21,481 --> 00:40:22,688 like they do in romcoms. 1165 00:40:23,939 --> 00:40:25,104 George. 1166 00:40:27,647 --> 00:40:29,939 Well, he's always loved cheese. 1167 00:40:30,021 --> 00:40:31,021 Here we are. 1168 00:40:36,855 --> 00:40:37,997 Don't give up now. 1169 00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:39,063 You've come so far. 1170 00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:40,521 Go for it. 1171 00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:43,146 Smash the competition with Slimtunity Pro. 1172 00:40:43,230 --> 00:40:44,605 Please be quiet. 1173 00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:49,688 What do you think about this? 1174 00:40:53,271 --> 00:40:54,563 I need 20. 1175 00:41:09,021 --> 00:41:10,021 George. 1176 00:41:11,939 --> 00:41:14,146 My God. Carol? 1177 00:41:14,230 --> 00:41:16,165 - What a coincidence! - How crazy? 1178 00:41:16,271 --> 00:41:17,271 You look amazing. 1179 00:41:17,313 --> 00:41:20,146 I'm weirdly overdressed. 1180 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:24,332 I mean... I was suddenly, um, whisked away 1181 00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:25,897 to a government event, 1182 00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:28,271 and then I had to, 1183 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:29,811 pick up my individual packet 1184 00:41:29,835 --> 00:41:31,313 of almond butter. 1185 00:41:31,396 --> 00:41:32,563 So, how are you? 1186 00:41:32,647 --> 00:41:33,832 I'm good. Real good. 1187 00:41:33,856 --> 00:41:35,063 What about you? 1188 00:41:35,146 --> 00:41:37,082 Yeah, I'm good, too, you know. 1189 00:41:37,106 --> 00:41:39,063 Just shopping here, you know. 1190 00:41:39,146 --> 00:41:40,582 I needed garbage bags, 1191 00:41:40,606 --> 00:41:42,063 so, that's pretty exciting. 1192 00:41:42,146 --> 00:41:43,438 I'm gonna get the two-ply though, 1193 00:41:43,521 --> 00:41:44,664 'cause I don't need three-ply. 1194 00:41:44,688 --> 00:41:45,956 - What am I, a Rockefeller? - You know? 1195 00:41:47,146 --> 00:41:48,146 Yeah. 1196 00:41:48,188 --> 00:41:49,772 What else have you been up to? 1197 00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:51,270 I'm sure it can't all 1198 00:41:51,294 --> 00:41:52,730 be garbage bag related. 1199 00:41:52,813 --> 00:41:56,165 No, no. Um... You know, I just, 1200 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,396 I'm going to Ireland. 1201 00:41:56,189 --> 00:41:57,480 I've been good. 1202 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,521 My God! When? 1203 00:41:58,605 --> 00:42:00,146 Well, I'm leaving in three days. 1204 00:42:00,230 --> 00:42:01,624 And I'll be there for, like, 1205 00:42:01,648 --> 00:42:03,063 at least a year, you know? 1206 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:04,355 I got the fellowship. 1207 00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:05,855 My God. You got it. 1208 00:42:05,939 --> 00:42:08,104 How does, "distinguished visiting professor 1209 00:42:08,188 --> 00:42:09,897 of creative writing 1210 00:42:09,980 --> 00:42:13,207 at Trinity College in... -Dublin, Ireland" sound? 1211 00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,582 - -It sounds great. - -Yeah? 1212 00:42:14,688 --> 00:42:15,897 And super pretentious. 1213 00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:17,146 Yeah? 1214 00:42:17,730 --> 00:42:19,396 It's the accent. 1215 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,164 - I remember when you were - applying for that position, so... 1216 00:42:21,188 --> 00:42:22,188 Yeah. 1217 00:42:22,230 --> 00:42:23,563 Wow. And you love Guinness. 1218 00:42:23,647 --> 00:42:24,772 I love Guinness. 1219 00:42:24,855 --> 00:42:26,271 I mean, you better be celebrating. 1220 00:42:26,355 --> 00:42:27,688 Yeah, no, totally. 1221 00:42:27,772 --> 00:42:28,998 I mean, I was planning on 1222 00:42:29,022 --> 00:42:31,290 drinking a, you know, reasonable amount 1223 00:42:31,314 --> 00:42:32,978 of Sauvignon blanc and, you know, 1224 00:42:33,002 --> 00:42:34,605 some gluten-free pretzels. 1225 00:42:35,772 --> 00:42:37,230 Are you gluten intolerant now? 1226 00:42:37,313 --> 00:42:38,499 No, no, no. Just... 1227 00:42:38,523 --> 00:42:39,730 Just in case, you know? 1228 00:42:39,813 --> 00:42:40,813 Better safe. 1229 00:42:40,897 --> 00:42:42,230 Better safe than coeliac. 1230 00:42:43,564 --> 00:42:44,813 That's what I always say. 1231 00:42:44,897 --> 00:42:47,957 - You know, I don't know that - that really counts as a celebration. 1232 00:42:48,063 --> 00:42:49,980 I should take you out to dinner, 1233 00:42:50,063 --> 00:42:51,980 or, you know, grab a drink or something. 1234 00:42:52,063 --> 00:42:53,582 Just to get you ready for 1235 00:42:53,606 --> 00:42:56,290 the pubs you know? I mean... I'm not saying 1236 00:42:56,314 --> 00:42:57,396 the Irish drink a lot, 1237 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,665 - but they're... They're kind of - boozehounds, so... 1238 00:43:00,438 --> 00:43:02,313 That's really sweet. 1239 00:43:02,396 --> 00:43:03,939 But I'm gonna pass. 1240 00:43:06,605 --> 00:43:07,647 Sorry. 1241 00:43:07,730 --> 00:43:09,855 Sure. 1242 00:43:09,939 --> 00:43:12,188 Yeah, I get it. 1243 00:43:12,271 --> 00:43:14,188 - I get it, it's... - Hey, it was... 1244 00:43:14,271 --> 00:43:16,355 It was great to see you. 1245 00:43:16,438 --> 00:43:17,647 Great to see you, too. 1246 00:43:17,730 --> 00:43:21,355 I was really... You look really happy. 1247 00:43:21,438 --> 00:43:23,749 - -Yeah. Yeah, you too. - -It was great to bump into you. 1248 00:43:23,855 --> 00:43:24,998 - -Yeah, you too. - -Yeah. 1249 00:43:25,104 --> 00:43:26,186 -Best wishes. 1250 00:43:26,210 --> 00:43:27,313 -Yeah, you too. 1251 00:43:29,939 --> 00:43:31,456 Congratulations on everything. 1252 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,730 Thanks. 1253 00:43:34,897 --> 00:43:36,730 They only had the small carts. 1254 00:43:36,813 --> 00:43:38,521 You're tall. 1255 00:43:38,605 --> 00:43:41,085 - Hey, don't let 'em scan you at the checkout - on the way out. 1256 00:43:42,772 --> 00:43:44,980 'Cause I look like a barcode. 1257 00:43:51,188 --> 00:43:52,664 Where do you think you're going? 1258 00:43:52,688 --> 00:43:53,897 Get back in there. 1259 00:43:55,104 --> 00:43:56,730 My God. Get out of here. 1260 00:43:56,813 --> 00:43:59,457 - Don't give up now. - You've come so far. Go for it. 1261 00:43:59,563 --> 00:44:01,082 Don't live with regrets. 1262 00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:02,647 Be a winner. 1263 00:44:02,730 --> 00:44:04,540 - I freaked him out. - I freaked myself out. 1264 00:44:04,647 --> 00:44:05,939 I'm gonna go home. 1265 00:44:06,021 --> 00:44:07,563 I don't think you freaked him out. 1266 00:44:07,647 --> 00:44:09,122 Did you see the way he touched your hair? 1267 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,855 No, I got kinda rattled when he did that. 1268 00:44:11,939 --> 00:44:14,230 Carol, George leaves in three days. 1269 00:44:14,313 --> 00:44:16,081 This is your last chance. 1270 00:44:17,063 --> 00:44:18,563 Okay, I'll try. 1271 00:44:18,647 --> 00:44:19,897 Don't leave the almond butter. 1272 00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:20,980 I will pay for it later. 1273 00:44:21,063 --> 00:44:22,230 Don't be a litterbug. 1274 00:44:22,313 --> 00:44:23,563 You're not helping right now. 1275 00:44:23,647 --> 00:44:25,582 - Don't give up now. - Go for it. 1276 00:44:25,688 --> 00:44:29,021 Smash the competition with Slimtunity Pro. 1277 00:44:29,104 --> 00:44:30,748 Back off, lady, it's garbage. 1278 00:44:30,772 --> 00:44:32,438 30 grams of protein? 1279 00:44:32,521 --> 00:44:34,313 It's impossible. 1280 00:44:45,813 --> 00:44:46,813 It's for a friend. 1281 00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:49,688 I don't mean to, you know, 1282 00:44:49,772 --> 00:44:51,020 barge in again on you. 1283 00:44:51,044 --> 00:44:53,647 I just... I wanted to tell you... 1284 00:44:53,730 --> 00:44:55,103 it just felt like I, 1285 00:44:55,127 --> 00:44:56,521 kind of, weirded you out 1286 00:44:56,605 --> 00:44:58,688 in the other aisle, and I just... 1287 00:44:58,772 --> 00:45:00,647 I want to let you know that I was not 1288 00:45:00,730 --> 00:45:02,188 asking you out on a date... 1289 00:45:02,271 --> 00:45:05,939 that I know that, I just know, and I... 1290 00:45:06,021 --> 00:45:08,188 I can't, and I wouldn't do that. 1291 00:45:08,271 --> 00:45:10,561 I just thought that two people who know 1292 00:45:10,585 --> 00:45:11,581 each other very well and they haven't seen 1293 00:45:11,605 --> 00:45:13,146 each other in a long time 1294 00:45:13,230 --> 00:45:15,021 maybe could catch up again 1295 00:45:15,104 --> 00:45:16,647 because one of them is moving away. 1296 00:45:16,730 --> 00:45:19,396 But then I made it very confusing and weird 1297 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,104 and I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 1298 00:45:24,063 --> 00:45:25,438 So, not a date? 1299 00:45:27,021 --> 00:45:28,894 -No, not even slightly a date. 1300 00:45:30,897 --> 00:45:32,331 I mean, more like, I mean, at best, 1301 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:33,813 like a business meeting. 1302 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,939 - Like two acquaintances... - Yes. 1303 00:45:36,021 --> 00:45:38,457 - Just catching up - in a business casual setting? 1304 00:45:38,563 --> 00:45:40,061 I could bring, pie charts 1305 00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:41,605 and spreadsheets. 1306 00:45:41,688 --> 00:45:43,040 We could talk about 1307 00:45:43,064 --> 00:45:44,438 fourth quarter hubbity-hubb? 1308 00:45:44,521 --> 00:45:46,457 Could we do office talk? 1309 00:45:46,563 --> 00:45:48,813 Working hard or hardly working? 1310 00:45:48,897 --> 00:45:50,104 Aw! Is it Friday yet? 1311 00:45:50,188 --> 00:45:51,897 Mondays? 1312 00:45:51,980 --> 00:45:53,521 Cashing cheques and breaking necks. 1313 00:45:53,605 --> 00:45:55,021 Was your business the mob? 1314 00:45:55,104 --> 00:45:57,123 - Take it easy. Hey, - if it's easy, take it twice. 1315 00:45:57,230 --> 00:46:00,021 I don't recognize any of yours. 1316 00:46:00,104 --> 00:46:01,313 You know what, let's do it. 1317 00:46:01,396 --> 00:46:03,248 - -Yeah? Okay. - -Yeah, why not, right? 1318 00:46:03,355 --> 00:46:05,855 Okay, I'll pick you up. 1319 00:46:05,939 --> 00:46:07,855 You're gonna pick me up? 1320 00:46:07,939 --> 00:46:10,021 Maybe I am a Rockefeller. 1321 00:46:10,104 --> 00:46:11,230 What time? 1322 00:46:11,313 --> 00:46:12,311 -Seven o'clock. 1323 00:46:12,335 --> 00:46:13,355 -Seven o'clock. 1324 00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:14,772 That's business appropriate. 1325 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:16,456 - -I thought so. - -Now, if you'll excuse me... 1326 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,103 I'm gonna go look for the 1327 00:46:18,127 --> 00:46:19,772 travel size shampoo section. 1328 00:46:19,855 --> 00:46:20,855 See you tonight. 1329 00:46:20,939 --> 00:46:23,521 Treat yourself to a brand name. 1330 00:46:36,146 --> 00:46:37,664 Carol, you did it! 1331 00:46:37,688 --> 00:46:39,832 You're victorious in love. 1332 00:46:39,939 --> 00:46:42,480 Winner winner, chicken dinner. Yeah! 1333 00:46:42,563 --> 00:46:44,021 I'm so proud of you. 1334 00:46:44,104 --> 00:46:46,540 - I mean, that was better - than I ever could've imagined. 1335 00:46:46,647 --> 00:46:47,998 - -Don't. - -I mean, who cares? 1336 00:46:48,104 --> 00:46:49,396 Dance with me. 1337 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,897 This is how humans celebrate, right? 1338 00:46:53,813 --> 00:46:55,144 -We're going on a non-date! 1339 00:46:55,168 --> 00:46:56,521 -Yeah! 1340 00:46:57,835 --> 00:46:59,063 That's it. 1341 00:46:59,146 --> 00:47:01,104 Is this what Beyonce feels like? 1342 00:47:01,188 --> 00:47:02,186 -Here you go! 1343 00:47:11,521 --> 00:47:13,313 We should go before George sees us. 1344 00:47:13,396 --> 00:47:15,521 George is sniffing garbage bags again. 1345 00:47:15,605 --> 00:47:18,125 - Was I nervous? Yes, - I was a little nervous going in. 1346 00:47:18,188 --> 00:47:19,480 But I think it went really... 1347 00:47:19,563 --> 00:47:20,956 It seemed to go really, really well. 1348 00:47:20,980 --> 00:47:22,104 Sure did. 1349 00:47:22,188 --> 00:47:23,980 You're almost irresistible. 1350 00:47:24,063 --> 00:47:26,855 You're just missing one final piece. 1351 00:47:28,939 --> 00:47:30,124 My God. 1352 00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:31,355 I love this neighborhood. 1353 00:47:31,438 --> 00:47:32,772 What are we doing here? 1354 00:47:32,855 --> 00:47:34,207 This is your new house. 1355 00:47:34,231 --> 00:47:35,605 Casa de Carol. 1356 00:47:35,688 --> 00:47:36,813 What? 1357 00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:38,647 No, I can't... I can't afford this new... 1358 00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,605 My God. Did you buy me a house here? 1359 00:47:40,688 --> 00:47:42,082 If you consider a penthouse 1360 00:47:42,106 --> 00:47:43,521 a house, then yes. 1361 00:47:43,605 --> 00:47:44,980 I do. 1362 00:47:45,063 --> 00:47:46,436 My God. There's a man 1363 00:47:46,460 --> 00:47:47,855 walking right toward the car. 1364 00:47:47,939 --> 00:47:50,790 - Hello, Miss Peters, - I'm Victor, your house manager. 1365 00:47:50,897 --> 00:47:52,313 Hi, there, Victor. 1366 00:47:52,396 --> 00:47:53,596 Welcome to your new apartment. 1367 00:47:54,711 --> 00:47:55,772 -Thank you. 1368 00:47:55,855 --> 00:47:57,164 I have to say, Miss Peters, 1369 00:47:57,188 --> 00:47:59,146 your team really had us hustling today. 1370 00:47:59,230 --> 00:48:02,647 I hope you will approve of our efforts. 1371 00:48:02,730 --> 00:48:04,271 I'm sure you've done a great job. 1372 00:48:04,355 --> 00:48:06,480 Holy moly! 1373 00:48:07,355 --> 00:48:08,438 My... 1374 00:48:10,063 --> 00:48:12,146 This place is amazing. 1375 00:48:12,230 --> 00:48:13,605 Certainly is. 1376 00:48:13,688 --> 00:48:15,008 And we've stocked the refrigerator 1377 00:48:15,063 --> 00:48:16,414 and the pantry to your specifications. 1378 00:48:16,438 --> 00:48:18,021 And the nice people from the boutique 1379 00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,939 came to organize your closets. 1380 00:48:20,021 --> 00:48:21,980 And as your team requested, 1381 00:48:22,063 --> 00:48:23,563 we have integrated the entire space 1382 00:48:23,647 --> 00:48:25,188 with all the latest technology. 1383 00:48:25,271 --> 00:48:27,021 It also includes the largest television 1384 00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:29,605 I've ever had the displeasure of moving. 1385 00:48:29,688 --> 00:48:30,998 - Just kidding. - But not really. 1386 00:48:31,104 --> 00:48:32,313 It's very heavy, but I'm sure 1387 00:48:32,396 --> 00:48:34,438 the picture quality is wonderful. 1388 00:48:34,521 --> 00:48:36,355 Yeah, it's quite overwhelming. 1389 00:48:36,438 --> 00:48:38,521 If there's anything else I can do for you, 1390 00:48:38,605 --> 00:48:40,521 you just don't hesitate to let me know. 1391 00:48:40,605 --> 00:48:42,665 - My information has been put - into your contacts. 1392 00:48:42,772 --> 00:48:43,897 Your team saw to that. 1393 00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:45,665 And I have no idea how. 1394 00:48:45,772 --> 00:48:47,457 - And it's not creepy. - It's fine. 1395 00:48:47,563 --> 00:48:49,146 It's the new way of doing things. 1396 00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:50,855 So, please don't hesitate to call. 1397 00:48:50,939 --> 00:48:52,332 - -Okay. - -Okay. 1398 00:48:52,438 --> 00:48:53,832 - -Have a nice day. - -You too. 1399 00:48:53,939 --> 00:48:55,457 - -Thank you, Victor. - -Okay. 1400 00:48:55,563 --> 00:48:57,457 - -Wonderful job. - -Thank you. 1401 00:49:08,772 --> 00:49:11,313 When did you do all of this? 1402 00:49:11,396 --> 00:49:12,876 Today. -While you were getting 1403 00:49:12,939 --> 00:49:14,271 Primped and black-bagged. 1404 00:49:14,355 --> 00:49:15,855 I will say this about you humans, 1405 00:49:15,939 --> 00:49:17,939 with enough motivation and money, 1406 00:49:18,021 --> 00:49:19,206 you can do just about anything 1407 00:49:19,230 --> 00:49:20,497 in a couple of hours. 1408 00:49:23,396 --> 00:49:28,355 This is... This is amazing. 1409 00:49:31,063 --> 00:49:32,730 This is a beautiful apartment, 1410 00:49:32,813 --> 00:49:35,980 but I don't... I don't need any of this. 1411 00:49:36,063 --> 00:49:37,874 But won't the apartment, and the money, 1412 00:49:37,898 --> 00:49:37,956 and the clothes... make you more attractive 1413 00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:40,313 to George? 1414 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:45,103 No, the George I remember, he doesn't care 1415 00:49:45,127 --> 00:49:48,730 about fancy apartments or expensive shoes. 1416 00:49:48,813 --> 00:49:51,021 I don't quite understand. 1417 00:49:51,104 --> 00:49:54,563 Perhaps you're more complex than I thought. 1418 00:49:54,647 --> 00:49:56,146 Is that a compliment? 1419 00:49:56,230 --> 00:49:58,080 - Hey, you don't wanna be late - for your reservations. 1420 00:49:58,104 --> 00:50:00,498 - You get cleaned up, and maybe - put on something nice. 1421 00:50:00,605 --> 00:50:02,063 All right. 1422 00:50:02,146 --> 00:50:04,104 Maybe I'll wear that new blue dress. 1423 00:50:04,188 --> 00:50:05,828 Judging by the history of your lovemaking, 1424 00:50:05,855 --> 00:50:07,855 George can't resist you in red. 1425 00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:09,666 Red's probably more 1426 00:50:09,690 --> 00:50:11,438 business casual appropriate, 1427 00:50:11,521 --> 00:50:12,939 so, I'll wear the red one. 1428 00:50:32,521 --> 00:50:35,248 - This facility - Is now in full data lock-down. 1429 00:50:35,355 --> 00:50:37,271 We're off the grid and secure. 1430 00:50:37,355 --> 00:50:38,355 Director Tyson? 1431 00:50:39,564 --> 00:50:39,623 Madam President, after analyzing 1432 00:50:39,647 --> 00:50:41,230 various strategic 1433 00:50:41,313 --> 00:50:43,832 yet challenging scenarios, we still believe 1434 00:50:43,856 --> 00:50:45,021 that Operation Sahara 1435 00:50:45,104 --> 00:50:47,980 is our best course of action. 1436 00:50:48,063 --> 00:50:50,415 - So, aside from this plan - being impossible to execute, 1437 00:50:50,521 --> 00:50:52,980 You're not even sure that it will work? 1438 00:50:53,063 --> 00:50:55,188 Madam President? Um... 1439 00:50:55,271 --> 00:50:56,581 So far, this is the only plan 1440 00:50:56,605 --> 00:50:58,230 that will remotely work. 1441 00:50:58,313 --> 00:50:59,688 I'm sorry, who are you? 1442 00:50:59,772 --> 00:51:01,521 This is, Dennis Caruso. 1443 00:51:01,605 --> 00:51:02,980 He's the AI researcher 1444 00:51:03,063 --> 00:51:04,772 who first made contact with the entity 1445 00:51:04,855 --> 00:51:06,146 and identified the threat. 1446 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:09,480 Hi, Madam President. 1447 00:51:09,563 --> 00:51:12,480 Big fan. Big, big fan. 1448 00:51:12,563 --> 00:51:14,021 Thank you for your support. 1449 00:51:14,104 --> 00:51:16,749 - We've analyzed every contingency, - Madam President. 1450 00:51:16,855 --> 00:51:18,313 And confidence is high 1451 00:51:18,396 --> 00:51:20,082 that this is the only plan 1452 00:51:20,106 --> 00:51:21,813 that stands a chance in hell. 1453 00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:24,813 To my colleagues in the global community, 1454 00:51:24,897 --> 00:51:27,313 both here and around the world, 1455 00:51:27,396 --> 00:51:29,855 I still prefer a flip phone, so... 1456 00:51:29,939 --> 00:51:31,581 - someone is going - to have to explain this to me 1457 00:51:31,605 --> 00:51:32,897 Like I'm the relic that I am. 1458 00:51:34,146 --> 00:51:35,855 Nope, nope, not gonna have that. 1459 00:51:35,939 --> 00:51:37,395 You are not anything close 1460 00:51:37,419 --> 00:51:38,897 to a relic, okay? 1461 00:51:38,980 --> 00:51:41,897 You are more like a classic bottle of wine. 1462 00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:43,104 Vintage. 1463 00:51:43,188 --> 00:51:44,939 You know, the outside may be dusty but... 1464 00:51:45,021 --> 00:51:46,539 Do you mind? Would you just get on with it? 1465 00:51:46,563 --> 00:51:48,230 Yes. 1466 00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:50,372 - I have never done a presentation before, - so forgive my nerves. 1467 00:51:50,396 --> 00:51:52,772 I'm, you know, this is my first... 1468 00:51:52,855 --> 00:51:55,063 Just gonna have a bit of... 1469 00:51:55,146 --> 00:51:56,396 Ooh. That's too much. 1470 00:51:57,230 --> 00:51:58,748 Okay. Um... Gonna take this cardigan off, 1471 00:51:58,772 --> 00:52:00,855 'cause it's... 1472 00:52:00,939 --> 00:52:02,997 - My badge. Are you guys having - problems with your badges? 1473 00:52:03,021 --> 00:52:05,939 'Cause it's, like, mine keeps falling off. 1474 00:52:06,021 --> 00:52:07,438 Made in China. 1475 00:52:10,939 --> 00:52:12,624 Sorry. -Sorry about that. 1476 00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:15,104 Okay, without further ado, ma'am, sir, 1477 00:52:15,188 --> 00:52:16,772 I present to you Operation Sahara. 1478 00:52:16,855 --> 00:52:19,063 Now, starting in China, we would disconnect 1479 00:52:19,146 --> 00:52:21,438 or destroy all power and data connections. 1480 00:52:21,521 --> 00:52:23,122 Now, over the course of the next two days, 1481 00:52:23,146 --> 00:52:25,122 we will blackout the globe, and bottleneck 1482 00:52:25,146 --> 00:52:27,313 the Artificial Intelligence. 1483 00:52:27,396 --> 00:52:30,415 Until the entity's only option 1484 00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:32,269 is to inhabit this data center 1485 00:52:32,293 --> 00:52:34,063 on the outskirts of Seattle. 1486 00:52:34,146 --> 00:52:35,832 We will sever connections 1487 00:52:35,856 --> 00:52:37,563 and the AI will be sandboxed. 1488 00:52:37,647 --> 00:52:39,230 Contained in a highly controlled 1489 00:52:39,313 --> 00:52:40,855 and restricted operating environment. 1490 00:52:40,939 --> 00:52:42,874 - What about the news? - The social media? 1491 00:52:42,980 --> 00:52:45,380 - As soon as these blackouts start, - people are gonna panic. 1492 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,730 Our space agency is drafting a statement 1493 00:52:47,813 --> 00:52:49,813 - about a massive solar flare - hitting the planet. 1494 00:52:49,855 --> 00:52:51,520 If the world thinks 1495 00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:53,230 they've temporarily lost power 1496 00:52:53,313 --> 00:52:55,623 because of solar radiation, there will be 1497 00:52:55,647 --> 00:52:57,480 less chance of panic. 1498 00:52:57,563 --> 00:52:59,874 - And we're working with - every social media network 1499 00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:02,081 - To push false narratives - and distractions... 1500 00:53:02,188 --> 00:53:03,623 But we are confident that 1501 00:53:03,647 --> 00:53:05,104 we can mitigate any alarm. 1502 00:53:07,521 --> 00:53:09,664 - Well, on the bright side, I don't have - to get a new phone. 1503 00:53:15,188 --> 00:53:16,480 On behalf of the United States, 1504 00:53:16,563 --> 00:53:18,313 General Gomez, you have the green light. 1505 00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:20,063 Good luck and Godspeed. 1506 00:53:22,855 --> 00:53:24,772 Thank you, ma'am. 1507 00:53:24,855 --> 00:53:26,605 Let's go. 1508 00:53:26,688 --> 00:53:27,939 Dennis? 1509 00:53:28,021 --> 00:53:29,980 Yeah. 1510 00:53:30,063 --> 00:53:31,897 Madam President, can I just say that... 1511 00:53:32,021 --> 00:53:33,247 -Dennis? --You want me to go with you? 1512 00:53:33,271 --> 00:53:34,748 It's been a... 1513 00:53:34,772 --> 00:53:37,146 That's not appropriate. Um... 1514 00:53:37,230 --> 00:53:38,897 It's been a pleasure, Madam President. 1515 00:53:38,980 --> 00:53:40,395 Just wanted to say that, 1516 00:53:40,419 --> 00:53:41,855 this blue and your eyes... 1517 00:53:41,939 --> 00:53:44,582 - I mean, like, United Kingdom's - giving you a harsh blue, 1518 00:53:44,688 --> 00:53:46,748 - And you're giving me something - softer that I think is... 1519 00:53:46,772 --> 00:53:48,415 -Dennis? --Yeah, okay. 1520 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,605 That's not business casual! 1521 00:54:12,688 --> 00:54:14,355 I gotta put a jacket on now. 1522 00:54:14,438 --> 00:54:16,647 Well, I... I'm way overdressed. 1523 00:54:16,730 --> 00:54:18,188 I packed all my belts! 1524 00:54:18,271 --> 00:54:20,230 You know, if it helps, I could, like, 1525 00:54:20,313 --> 00:54:24,605 tear my sleeve or roll around in gravel. 1526 00:54:24,688 --> 00:54:26,270 Had a T-shirt on before. 1527 00:54:26,294 --> 00:54:27,897 I, worried about this. 1528 00:54:27,980 --> 00:54:29,188 My God. 1529 00:54:30,271 --> 00:54:31,811 Your magic coffee maker. 1530 00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:33,396 I got you this. 1531 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,980 Yeah, I'm not taking the coffeepot. 1532 00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,980 They got all those weird plugs over there. 1533 00:54:38,063 --> 00:54:41,521 You know, plus, they only drink tea, so... 1534 00:54:41,605 --> 00:54:41,605 I mean, tea is just really, you know, 1535 00:54:41,605 --> 00:54:45,438 kind of dirt and water... Yeah, exactly. 1536 00:54:45,521 --> 00:54:47,230 Mixed together. 1537 00:54:48,438 --> 00:54:49,915 Really leaving in three days, aren't you? 1538 00:54:49,939 --> 00:54:51,813 Yep, well, two, if you don't count today. 1539 00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:54,707 - Last Friday, I went to the airport - thinking it was this Friday. 1540 00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:55,897 I'm losing my mind. 1541 00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:57,271 You also love airports, so... 1542 00:54:57,355 --> 00:54:58,605 It's a gateway to the world, 1543 00:54:58,688 --> 00:55:00,313 and the gateway to the imagination. 1544 00:55:01,521 --> 00:55:02,897 You look beautiful. 1545 00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:04,063 This? 1546 00:55:04,146 --> 00:55:06,415 This was, like, on some kind of crazy sale, 1547 00:55:06,439 --> 00:55:08,855 like, you know... it was practically free. 1548 00:55:08,939 --> 00:55:10,291 I'll probably throw it away 1549 00:55:10,315 --> 00:55:11,688 after dinner or something. 1550 00:55:11,772 --> 00:55:12,939 You look nice, too. 1551 00:55:14,189 --> 00:55:15,355 That's... 1552 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,355 That's me. 1553 00:55:17,438 --> 00:55:21,855 I had a friend help get a reservation... 1554 00:55:21,939 --> 00:55:23,980 Where are we going? 1555 00:55:24,063 --> 00:55:25,897 To a very significant restaurant. 1556 00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:28,373 . Significant restaurant? --Yeah. 1557 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,206 - Since when do you go - to significant restaurants? 1558 00:55:30,230 --> 00:55:31,563 I'm a very classy lady. 1559 00:55:31,647 --> 00:55:33,230 You were always a classy lady. 1560 00:55:35,647 --> 00:55:36,772 I have to lock the door. 1561 00:55:36,855 --> 00:55:38,188 Yeah, sorry. 1562 00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:41,772 Wow, this is so cool. 1563 00:55:41,855 --> 00:55:43,135 I don't know anything about cars, 1564 00:55:43,188 --> 00:55:44,605 but I think it's a really nice car. 1565 00:55:44,688 --> 00:55:48,647 Yeah, it just kinda does things sometime... 1566 00:55:48,730 --> 00:55:50,312 -Should we go? 1567 00:55:50,336 --> 00:55:51,939 -Yes. Yes, we should. 1568 00:55:52,021 --> 00:55:53,624 And we will. 1569 00:55:54,146 --> 00:55:55,521 Car on. 1570 00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,414 Do you not know how to start your own car? 1571 00:55:58,438 --> 00:56:00,146 Of course, of course I do. 1572 00:56:00,230 --> 00:56:01,978 I just really enjoy using 1573 00:56:02,002 --> 00:56:03,772 the voice-activated features. 1574 00:56:03,855 --> 00:56:04,939 Car on. 1575 00:56:05,021 --> 00:56:06,539 I wish I could say, "Come on, Car. 1576 00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:08,438 Help me out here." 1577 00:56:09,855 --> 00:56:11,438 Ignite engine. 1578 00:56:11,521 --> 00:56:13,021 Car on. Activate. 1579 00:56:13,104 --> 00:56:15,438 Ignition. Ignition. Ignition. 1580 00:56:15,521 --> 00:56:16,728 Sure you doing it right? 1581 00:56:16,752 --> 00:56:17,980 Car on. 1582 00:56:19,752 --> 00:56:21,438 I guess my car likes you. 1583 00:56:22,396 --> 00:56:23,730 Maybe we should get going? 1584 00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:43,021 Mas O Menos? 1585 00:56:43,730 --> 00:56:44,730 Hilarious. 1586 00:56:44,813 --> 00:56:45,980 Right. Remember? 1587 00:56:46,063 --> 00:56:47,664 - -Yeah, I remember. - -For our first date. 1588 00:56:47,688 --> 00:56:49,368 Remember, we had to share a plate of tacos, 1589 00:56:49,438 --> 00:56:50,772 'cause we were completely broke. 1590 00:56:50,855 --> 00:56:52,414 - 'Cause we were so broke. - Totally broke. 1591 00:56:52,438 --> 00:56:54,790 Okay, significant 1592 00:56:54,814 --> 00:56:57,188 restaurant. I get it. 1593 00:56:57,271 --> 00:56:59,457 I just thought it would maybe 1594 00:56:59,481 --> 00:57:01,688 be funny or ironic, you know? 1595 00:57:01,772 --> 00:57:02,936 To come... To come here 1596 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,521 for our business casual... non-date outing. 1597 00:57:06,605 --> 00:57:08,457 - -Yeah, it's ironic. - -Right? 1598 00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:12,332 -Yeah, let's go see it. 1599 00:57:12,356 --> 00:57:13,730 -Yeah, let's see it. 1600 00:57:16,939 --> 00:57:18,521 Nice one. 1601 00:57:31,605 --> 00:57:33,789 - So, my wife she tells me, - "No, wear this. It looks good." 1602 00:57:33,813 --> 00:57:34,897 And I said, "It does." 1603 00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:36,180 -Here it is. --Yep. 1604 00:57:36,271 --> 00:57:37,748 She's very knowledgeable about fashion. 1605 00:57:37,772 --> 00:57:39,665 -Hello. --Hi, there. 1606 00:57:39,772 --> 00:57:42,123 - Um, I think we have - a reservation under Peters? 1607 00:57:42,230 --> 00:57:43,396 Miss Peters! 1608 00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:47,373 - We are so happy to have you - back at Mas O Menos. 1609 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,396 And Mr. Churchill, welcome, senor, welcome. 1610 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,623 - -Come, come with me. - -Thank you. 1611 00:57:53,188 --> 00:57:54,831 - I had to put both of our names - down to get the table. 1612 00:57:54,855 --> 00:57:56,582 - -Pulling us. - -He's pulling us. 1613 00:57:58,855 --> 00:58:00,063 The table's that way? 1614 00:58:01,396 --> 00:58:02,563 No, no, no. 1615 00:58:02,647 --> 00:58:04,313 No, this is not a dancing date. 1616 00:58:04,396 --> 00:58:06,623 - -This is not a dancing date. - -We're doing business casual. 1617 00:58:06,647 --> 00:58:07,666 This is business. 1618 00:58:07,690 --> 00:58:08,730 Business casual. 1619 00:58:08,813 --> 00:58:10,063 Dancers all for you. 1620 00:58:10,146 --> 00:58:11,730 The musician is for you to dance. 1621 00:58:11,813 --> 00:58:13,997 - Okay. I don't think he's gonna - let us eat unless we dance. 1622 00:58:14,021 --> 00:58:15,396 No, that's okay, thank you. 1623 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,665 - So, I'm starving, - so let's just do this, okay? 1624 00:58:17,772 --> 00:58:18,855 Okay. 1625 00:58:20,855 --> 00:58:22,291 You know what, 1626 00:58:22,315 --> 00:58:23,772 I'm overdressed. That's on me. 1627 00:58:25,396 --> 00:58:26,497 Um... 1628 00:58:26,521 --> 00:58:27,939 Is he dancing with us? 1629 00:58:28,021 --> 00:58:29,039 -Should we try to go that way? --Yeah. 1630 00:58:29,063 --> 00:58:30,372 Just casually... -All right, 1631 00:58:30,396 --> 00:58:31,647 we're going this way. 1632 00:58:33,021 --> 00:58:34,331 - -Let's try this way. - -He's quick. 1633 00:58:34,355 --> 00:58:35,563 He's watching us like a hawk. 1634 00:58:35,647 --> 00:58:37,164 - We'll go this way. - Let's go this way. 1635 00:58:38,355 --> 00:58:39,563 Whoa! There's two of 'em. 1636 00:58:39,647 --> 00:58:41,122 -My God, he's like a bull. --Yeah. 1637 00:58:41,146 --> 00:58:42,906 I shouldn't have worn red. 1638 00:58:42,939 --> 00:58:45,498 Okay, let's do a little turn. 1639 00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:47,396 Yes. 1640 00:58:48,730 --> 00:58:50,498 You always had skills. 1641 00:58:50,605 --> 00:58:52,438 Works for the turn. 1642 00:58:58,688 --> 00:59:00,813 You have built up an appetite? 1643 00:59:00,897 --> 00:59:02,730 Yes, yes, we've worked up an appetite. 1644 00:59:02,813 --> 00:59:04,873 I will lead you to your table. 1645 00:59:04,897 --> 00:59:06,313 Sorry about the dress. 1646 00:59:10,897 --> 00:59:12,749 This place isn't anything 1647 00:59:12,855 --> 00:59:14,313 Like I remember it being. 1648 00:59:14,396 --> 00:59:16,688 There's fewer dead cockroaches around. 1649 00:59:16,772 --> 00:59:18,333 -That's what it is! 1650 00:59:18,357 --> 00:59:19,939 -Yeah. Well, that's good. 1651 00:59:20,021 --> 00:59:22,480 Marginally nicer place to catch up. 1652 00:59:23,939 --> 00:59:25,980 And why are we catching up? 1653 00:59:28,396 --> 00:59:30,021 Well, um, 1654 00:59:31,021 --> 00:59:36,230 I just... never actually told you sorry... 1655 00:59:36,939 --> 00:59:38,313 you know, for... 1656 00:59:38,396 --> 00:59:40,104 kinda everything. 1657 00:59:40,188 --> 00:59:42,020 And I know it was my fault 1658 00:59:42,044 --> 00:59:43,897 why we ended up breaking up, 1659 00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:45,540 and I don't know why, 1660 00:59:45,564 --> 00:59:47,146 I just thought I had to 1661 00:59:47,230 --> 00:59:48,936 become something else, 1662 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,082 or do something else, or I don't know, 1663 00:59:52,106 --> 00:59:53,438 save the world or... 1664 00:59:54,563 --> 00:59:55,772 I don't know, and I just... 1665 00:59:55,855 --> 00:59:59,605 I thought that had to come before us. 1666 00:59:59,688 --> 01:00:01,772 I guess I thought I should bring you 1667 01:00:01,855 --> 01:00:03,521 to this business casual setting... 1668 01:00:05,021 --> 01:00:07,063 and actually apologize, 1669 01:00:07,897 --> 01:00:10,021 'cause I am sorry. 1670 01:00:10,104 --> 01:00:13,957 Well, it's fine. I... I business casually 1671 01:00:13,981 --> 01:00:15,355 accept your apology. 1672 01:00:16,271 --> 01:00:22,146 'Cause you, deserve... I deserve what? 1673 01:00:25,313 --> 01:00:26,647 better. 1674 01:00:27,939 --> 01:00:29,855 You deserve better than how I was. 1675 01:00:29,939 --> 01:00:32,332 - Well, that was always - our biggest argument, right? 1676 01:00:34,688 --> 01:00:36,396 And, you know, the truth is I... 1677 01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,480 I haven't found anybody better than you. 1678 01:00:39,563 --> 01:00:40,772 Not yet. 1679 01:00:40,855 --> 01:00:42,230 But key word there "yet." 1680 01:00:42,313 --> 01:00:43,478 Quite the player. 1681 01:00:43,502 --> 01:00:44,688 -Exactly. 1682 01:00:44,772 --> 01:00:46,790 I'm tall, tan and tenured. 1683 01:00:46,897 --> 01:00:48,789 - I wear corduroy jackets. - Things are easy for me. 1684 01:00:48,813 --> 01:00:50,394 For the special couple, 1685 01:00:50,418 --> 01:00:52,021 I made these just for you. 1686 01:00:52,104 --> 01:00:53,831 -Thank you. --Enjoy. 1687 01:00:53,855 --> 01:00:54,915 -He wears corduroy. 1688 01:00:54,939 --> 01:00:56,021 -A-ha. 1689 01:00:57,855 --> 01:00:59,353 All right, well, listen, 1690 01:00:59,377 --> 01:01:00,897 thank you for the apology. 1691 01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:02,271 It really means a lot to me. 1692 01:01:02,355 --> 01:01:03,939 But, you know, I'm gonna be leaving soon 1693 01:01:04,021 --> 01:01:05,436 and embarking on my new, 1694 01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:06,897 glamorous European lifestyle. 1695 01:01:06,980 --> 01:01:09,500 - I wasn't... I wasn't aware - it was a glamorous lifestyle. 1696 01:01:09,563 --> 01:01:11,040 Yes. Yeah, I'm gonna wear 1697 01:01:11,064 --> 01:01:12,563 bikini underwear from now on. 1698 01:01:12,647 --> 01:01:14,980 But for tonight, how about no regrets? 1699 01:01:15,063 --> 01:01:17,772 To no regrets and Irish adventures. 1700 01:01:24,730 --> 01:01:26,188 I can't get it down. 1701 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:32,688 What is happening? 1702 01:01:35,104 --> 01:01:37,605 I think they've really been focusing on us. 1703 01:01:37,688 --> 01:01:40,939 No, I think they do this at all the tables. 1704 01:01:49,855 --> 01:01:51,415 Right, right over here. 1705 01:01:53,104 --> 01:01:54,247 You're... You're sticking to that? 1706 01:01:54,271 --> 01:01:55,563 Are you saying that you think 1707 01:01:55,647 --> 01:01:57,313 salmonella is worse than listeria? 1708 01:01:57,396 --> 01:01:58,980 No, no, no. I'm just, I'm saying 1709 01:01:59,063 --> 01:02:00,647 that if we have food poisoning, 1710 01:02:00,730 --> 01:02:03,521 I'd rather have listeria than salmonella. 1711 01:02:03,605 --> 01:02:05,498 - Because I can take - antibiotics for listeria, 1712 01:02:05,605 --> 01:02:06,980 But you can't for salmonella. 1713 01:02:07,063 --> 01:02:08,563 Okay, but we, just to be clear, 1714 01:02:08,647 --> 01:02:10,957 - we definitely, we still have - food poisoning? 1715 01:02:11,063 --> 01:02:12,438 Yeah, no, 100%. 1716 01:02:12,521 --> 01:02:14,728 I mean, that was E. Coli-flavored guacamole 1717 01:02:14,752 --> 01:02:15,772 we ate. 1718 01:02:18,521 --> 01:02:20,874 - Glad we ran into each other - today at the grocery store. 1719 01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:24,271 What are the odds, right? 1720 01:02:24,355 --> 01:02:28,104 I mean, quite a coincidence, you know? 1721 01:02:28,188 --> 01:02:29,813 It's my lucky day. 1722 01:02:29,897 --> 01:02:31,480 Mine too. 1723 01:02:34,897 --> 01:02:37,582 Maybe I will, you know, give you a call 1724 01:02:37,606 --> 01:02:38,688 or something tomorrow? 1725 01:02:38,772 --> 01:02:40,832 Maybe I'll pick up. 1726 01:02:40,939 --> 01:02:42,707 No, I mean, I would for sure, 1727 01:02:42,731 --> 01:02:44,521 I would for sure pick up. 1728 01:02:46,605 --> 01:02:47,624 -Night. 1729 01:02:47,648 --> 01:02:48,688 -Night. 1730 01:03:08,939 --> 01:03:10,605 Is talking about food poisoning 1731 01:03:10,688 --> 01:03:12,331 and intestinal distress a regular part of 1732 01:03:12,355 --> 01:03:14,563 the human courting ritual? 1733 01:03:14,647 --> 01:03:16,082 No, it is not. 1734 01:03:16,106 --> 01:03:17,563 Can we please just go? 1735 01:03:17,647 --> 01:03:19,021 No, Carol. 1736 01:03:19,104 --> 01:03:20,813 Don't these romantic outings usually lead 1737 01:03:20,897 --> 01:03:22,980 to interactions of a more intimate nature? 1738 01:03:23,063 --> 01:03:24,271 My God. 1739 01:03:24,355 --> 01:03:27,730 I'm not discussing this with you, okay? 1740 01:03:27,813 --> 01:03:31,019 I mean, you really do not understand 1741 01:03:31,043 --> 01:03:32,063 human relationships. 1742 01:03:32,146 --> 01:03:33,665 His core body temperature 1743 01:03:33,689 --> 01:03:35,230 went up by almost two degrees, 1744 01:03:35,313 --> 01:03:37,104 and his pupils dilated 25% 1745 01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:39,021 every time he looked at you. 1746 01:03:39,104 --> 01:03:40,396 25%, really? 1747 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,749 Is that good or a lot? 1748 01:03:43,773 --> 01:03:45,372 I mean, 25% kind of seems... 1749 01:03:45,396 --> 01:03:47,146 kind of seems like a lot. 1750 01:03:47,230 --> 01:03:48,728 It's amazing that you humans 1751 01:03:48,752 --> 01:03:50,271 reproduce as fast as you do. 1752 01:03:50,355 --> 01:03:51,749 My God. Okay, can... 1753 01:03:51,773 --> 01:03:53,188 Let's just go, all right? 1754 01:03:53,271 --> 01:03:55,552 - Sorry, we're having mechanical - difficulties right now. 1755 01:03:55,647 --> 01:03:58,123 - Well, you know what, - then I'm just gonna call for a ride. 1756 01:03:58,230 --> 01:04:00,063 Sorry, your phone is also having 1757 01:04:00,146 --> 01:04:01,605 mechanical difficulties right now. 1758 01:04:01,688 --> 01:04:04,104 So is every phone in a ten-block radius. 1759 01:04:04,188 --> 01:04:05,207 My God! 1760 01:04:05,231 --> 01:04:06,271 You can't do that. 1761 01:04:06,355 --> 01:04:07,790 I do think, however, the phone 1762 01:04:07,814 --> 01:04:09,271 in George's house is working. 1763 01:04:09,355 --> 01:04:10,772 You can call a ride from in there. 1764 01:04:10,855 --> 01:04:13,104 Okay, I don't know what kind of stunt... 1765 01:04:14,939 --> 01:04:16,521 Do not do that. 1766 01:04:16,605 --> 01:04:17,915 I didn't do anything. 1767 01:04:17,939 --> 01:04:19,188 Okay, stop it. 1768 01:04:19,271 --> 01:04:20,789 - -That isn't me. - -Okay, you know what? 1769 01:04:20,813 --> 01:04:21,873 I get what you're doing, and it's not... 1770 01:04:21,897 --> 01:04:22,897 It must be the car. 1771 01:04:22,939 --> 01:04:24,271 There must be some sort of 1772 01:04:24,355 --> 01:04:25,104 mechanical problem with the car. 1773 01:04:25,188 --> 01:04:26,605 My God. 1774 01:04:26,688 --> 01:04:28,540 - -I'm not controlling it. - -Stop doing that! 1775 01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:29,831 -Carol, it isn't me. -I guarantee you... - 1776 01:04:29,855 --> 01:04:31,104 You made me drop my phone! 1777 01:04:31,188 --> 01:04:32,081 - -...I have no part in this. - -Stop it! 1778 01:04:34,021 --> 01:04:36,165 Wow. -Overshot that a little bit. 1779 01:04:36,271 --> 01:04:37,688 That was funny though. 1780 01:04:37,772 --> 01:04:39,532 - Was it funny to you? - It felt funny to me. 1781 01:04:41,730 --> 01:04:43,480 How dare you? 1782 01:04:43,563 --> 01:04:45,164 I can't hear you. -I've just put the radio on. 1783 01:04:45,188 --> 01:04:47,021 This is why people hate technology. 1784 01:04:47,104 --> 01:04:48,438 Can't hear a thing. Bye! 1785 01:04:48,521 --> 01:04:50,355 I hope you get a virus! 1786 01:05:07,438 --> 01:05:09,081 Target alpha has returned. 1787 01:05:09,188 --> 01:05:11,647 Acquisition time 22:44. 1788 01:05:11,730 --> 01:05:13,647 Surveillance hand off established. 1789 01:05:13,730 --> 01:05:16,355 Team one has eyes and will maintain. 1790 01:05:21,063 --> 01:05:23,373 - Hi. I don't think - that my car really wants... 1791 01:05:27,647 --> 01:05:29,123 That escalated quickly. 1792 01:05:29,230 --> 01:05:30,521 That is passion. 1793 01:05:30,605 --> 01:05:32,289 - I have never had - a moment like that. 1794 01:05:32,313 --> 01:05:34,271 Not in my life. 1795 01:05:34,355 --> 01:05:36,373 -Yep. --My, my. 1796 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,414 - Struggling with - the shirt a little bit. 1797 01:05:38,438 --> 01:05:39,831 Always wanna undo the cuffs 1798 01:05:39,855 --> 01:05:41,498 -of the sleeve first. --Yeah. 1799 01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:43,373 Hey, mix in a bedroom. 1800 01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,707 - -You know what I mean? Yeah? - -Yeah, I do. 1801 01:05:45,813 --> 01:05:47,855 I'm a passionless guy. 1802 01:05:47,939 --> 01:05:49,706 -Yeah? --That's what my wife says. 1803 01:05:49,730 --> 01:05:51,063 I gotta call my wife. 1804 01:05:51,146 --> 01:05:52,748 Yeah? If she'd take my calls, 1805 01:05:52,772 --> 01:05:54,396 I'd call mine. 1806 01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:55,541 This is nice. 1807 01:05:55,565 --> 01:05:56,647 These are nice people. 1808 01:05:56,730 --> 01:05:58,730 It's not like the Russian mob, 1809 01:05:58,813 --> 01:06:00,706 -or, you know, a serial killer or whatever. --Yeah, serial killer. 1810 01:06:00,730 --> 01:06:02,249 It's a nice change of pace. 1811 01:06:02,273 --> 01:06:03,813 I appreciate it. 1812 01:06:03,897 --> 01:06:05,122 I mean, I guess, on the other hand, 1813 01:06:05,146 --> 01:06:07,021 this thing could destroy the earth. 1814 01:06:07,104 --> 01:06:08,584 You ain't wrong. 1815 01:06:08,647 --> 01:06:09,855 My God. 1816 01:06:09,939 --> 01:06:11,456 - You're crushing - your blinds, mister. 1817 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:12,688 Yeah. 1818 01:06:20,772 --> 01:06:22,480 I mean, I really, really think 1819 01:06:22,563 --> 01:06:23,956 that your coffee maker might be magical. 1820 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,624 - I know. - It's like it was forged 1821 01:06:25,730 --> 01:06:27,605 In an ancient mountain by the gods. 1822 01:06:27,688 --> 01:06:28,980 Like Thor's hammer? 1823 01:06:29,063 --> 01:06:30,230 Or the Hobbit ring? 1824 01:06:30,313 --> 01:06:33,563 Or as the orcs called it, the Ash nazg... 1825 01:06:33,647 --> 01:06:34,980 What is that? 1826 01:06:35,063 --> 01:06:36,644 Ash nazg... 1827 01:06:36,668 --> 01:06:38,271 Something like that. 1828 01:06:38,355 --> 01:06:39,730 My God. 1829 01:06:39,813 --> 01:06:42,123 - -What are you talking about? - -It's the Tolkien books. 1830 01:06:42,230 --> 01:06:44,874 - I taught them last semester. - But I was way too excited. 1831 01:06:45,021 --> 01:06:46,790 - Kids thought I was crazy. - You know what? 1832 01:06:46,897 --> 01:06:48,313 I'm bringing it to Ireland. 1833 01:06:48,396 --> 01:06:50,081 - I'm flip-flopping. - I don't care. 1834 01:06:59,146 --> 01:07:01,188 You know, for just a minute, 1835 01:07:01,271 --> 01:07:03,207 I had forgot about you 1836 01:07:03,231 --> 01:07:05,188 leaving in a few days. 1837 01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:06,711 You mean, you thought these boxes 1838 01:07:06,772 --> 01:07:09,313 were my attempt at shabby chic? 1839 01:07:13,980 --> 01:07:15,813 Play hooky with me today. 1840 01:07:15,897 --> 01:07:19,063 I'll help you pack for your trip later. 1841 01:07:20,980 --> 01:07:23,271 All right, it's a deal. 1842 01:07:23,355 --> 01:07:24,521 What'd you have in mind? 1843 01:07:24,605 --> 01:07:26,813 Sky's the limit, you know. 1844 01:07:26,897 --> 01:07:29,207 Give me your best, outrageous 1845 01:07:29,231 --> 01:07:31,563 scenario for a hooky day. 1846 01:07:39,146 --> 01:07:41,438 I want... 1847 01:07:42,730 --> 01:07:44,813 dim sum for breakfast. 1848 01:07:44,897 --> 01:07:47,207 You're terrible at this. 1849 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:48,915 Wait a minute. Do you 1850 01:07:48,939 --> 01:07:50,563 understand what I'm offering? 1851 01:07:50,647 --> 01:07:51,980 Yeah. 1852 01:07:52,063 --> 01:07:53,997 Okay, in no limit, -go crazy... 1853 01:07:56,021 --> 01:07:57,290 -You Suge Knight? 1854 01:08:00,355 --> 01:08:03,563 Like a Ferris Bueller day off, 1855 01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:05,248 - -you know, hooky day. - -Yeah. 1856 01:08:05,355 --> 01:08:06,748 And you're really asking for dim sum? 1857 01:08:06,772 --> 01:08:08,498 - Yeah, I want pork dumplings. - Yeah. 1858 01:08:11,230 --> 01:08:12,563 Okay. 1859 01:08:14,063 --> 01:08:15,605 Remember this moment. 1860 01:08:16,939 --> 01:08:18,146 Shanghai dumplings? 1861 01:08:18,230 --> 01:08:19,950 How would I know that? 1862 01:08:19,980 --> 01:08:21,415 - -What? - -What? 1863 01:08:21,521 --> 01:08:23,480 You keep talking to your phone. 1864 01:08:23,563 --> 01:08:24,980 What's in there? 1865 01:08:25,063 --> 01:08:26,790 - -Don't spill my coffee! - -Let me see it. 1866 01:08:26,897 --> 01:08:28,146 It's my personal dumpling... 1867 01:08:28,230 --> 01:08:29,247 What are you doing with that phone, woman? 1868 01:08:46,146 --> 01:08:48,730 I was just gonna microwave the dumplings 1869 01:08:48,813 --> 01:08:50,355 I have in my freezer, 1870 01:08:50,438 --> 01:08:52,311 but that was so much better. 1871 01:08:52,335 --> 01:08:54,230 Thank you. 1872 01:08:54,313 --> 01:08:56,749 Well, the dumplings were good, 1873 01:08:56,773 --> 01:08:56,831 I'll give you that, but dumplings are here. 1874 01:08:56,855 --> 01:09:00,021 What's to come? Up here. 1875 01:09:00,104 --> 01:09:01,313 What is that? 1876 01:09:01,396 --> 01:09:02,748 -What do you mean? --It's up here. 1877 01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:04,289 - -There's more? - -It's a hand flourish. 1878 01:09:04,313 --> 01:09:05,957 -It's a surprise. 1879 01:09:05,981 --> 01:09:08,230 ... Hold on. 1880 01:09:08,313 --> 01:09:09,749 That's what tripe is. 1881 01:09:09,773 --> 01:09:11,230 No, don't. 1882 01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:12,480 This is incredible. 1883 01:09:12,563 --> 01:09:13,855 Hey, what is this, sir? 1884 01:09:13,939 --> 01:09:15,789 -Yes, sir. --What is... Is that a snout? 1885 01:09:15,813 --> 01:09:17,206 No, sir. -Those are pig feet. 1886 01:09:17,230 --> 01:09:18,873 -That's pig feet? --That's a pig's feet. 1887 01:09:18,897 --> 01:09:20,664 - -Could you eat the snout? - -No, you cannot eat the snout. 1888 01:09:20,688 --> 01:09:22,874 - Really? That's the only piece - you don't have. 1889 01:09:22,980 --> 01:09:24,289 What part of the pig is in dumplings? 1890 01:09:24,313 --> 01:09:26,188 I don't know. 1891 01:09:26,271 --> 01:09:27,686 -That's not good. 1892 01:09:27,710 --> 01:09:29,146 -Don't ask him that. 1893 01:09:57,021 --> 01:09:58,146 Follow me. 1894 01:10:00,396 --> 01:10:01,605 What the hell is this? 1895 01:10:01,688 --> 01:10:04,355 Well, moving forward, Madam President, 1896 01:10:04,438 --> 01:10:06,707 - there are no more computers, - no more cell phones. 1897 01:10:06,813 --> 01:10:06,813 We're in the chalet because 1898 01:10:06,813 --> 01:10:09,707 it's completely off the grid and it's built 1899 01:10:09,731 --> 01:10:10,497 like a Faraday cage to block out 1900 01:10:10,521 --> 01:10:12,813 all electromagnetic signals. 1901 01:10:12,897 --> 01:10:14,271 So, how are we coordinating 1902 01:10:14,355 --> 01:10:16,480 the largest global operation in history? 1903 01:10:16,563 --> 01:10:19,248 - Excellent question, as always, - Madam President. 1904 01:10:19,355 --> 01:10:20,647 Well, I guess you can say 1905 01:10:20,730 --> 01:10:22,980 that we're doing it the old-fashioned way. 1906 01:10:36,063 --> 01:10:37,873 - Thank you - for coming, Madam President. 1907 01:10:37,897 --> 01:10:39,082 We're just about to 1908 01:10:39,106 --> 01:10:40,313 start the mission update. 1909 01:10:40,396 --> 01:10:44,396 At 0600 GMT, Operation Sahara commenced 1910 01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:46,271 in the Xinjiang province of China. 1911 01:10:46,355 --> 01:10:49,040 - Power plants and telephone - trunk lines were neutralized. 1912 01:10:49,146 --> 01:10:51,480 And in the last five hours, 1913 01:10:51,563 --> 01:10:52,873 the shutdown has proceeded in the eastern 1914 01:10:52,897 --> 01:10:54,313 and western regions, 1915 01:10:54,396 --> 01:10:57,563 including parts of India and Russia. 1916 01:11:01,730 --> 01:11:02,915 Everyone's adhering 1917 01:11:02,939 --> 01:11:04,146 to the tech limitations. 1918 01:11:04,230 --> 01:11:06,813 Only mechanical watches for coordination. 1919 01:11:06,897 --> 01:11:09,438 No vehicles built after 1981 are in use. 1920 01:11:09,521 --> 01:11:11,647 What about civilian information blackout? 1921 01:11:11,730 --> 01:11:13,438 Anything leaked? 1922 01:11:13,521 --> 01:11:15,021 So far, nothing. 1923 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:17,688 The solar flare story has held up. 1924 01:11:17,772 --> 01:11:21,230 And the, AI, is it aware of anything? 1925 01:11:21,313 --> 01:11:23,355 Well, that's difficult to ascertain, 1926 01:11:23,438 --> 01:11:24,688 but our monitoring shows 1927 01:11:24,772 --> 01:11:27,146 little new activity on neural networks. 1928 01:11:27,230 --> 01:11:28,480 Meaning? 1929 01:11:28,563 --> 01:11:31,271 That we could possibly pull this thing off. 1930 01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:40,623 Thank you so much. 1931 01:11:44,813 --> 01:11:46,664 -Red boat! Red boat! --Come on! Green! Green! 1932 01:11:46,688 --> 01:11:49,248 -Red boat! Red boat! --Green! Green boat. No! 1933 01:11:49,313 --> 01:11:51,331 The winner is the red boat. 1934 01:11:51,355 --> 01:11:53,396 So, if you picked red, congratulations. 1935 01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:55,355 If you picked green or yellow, 1936 01:11:55,438 --> 01:11:57,478 - I'm afraid we're gonna have - to ask you to leave. 1937 01:11:57,521 --> 01:11:58,956 It's James Corden. -It's your man. 1938 01:11:58,980 --> 01:12:01,355 Yay, sports. 1939 01:12:01,438 --> 01:12:03,165 - -He's all right. - -You love him. 1940 01:12:03,271 --> 01:12:05,021 Hey, how did you get these tickets? 1941 01:12:05,104 --> 01:12:07,021 We got an entire luxury box to ourselves. 1942 01:12:07,104 --> 01:12:09,396 I have a friend in the tech world 1943 01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:11,582 - and he can get any ticket, - whatever he wants. 1944 01:12:11,688 --> 01:12:12,915 - Really? - Friend in the tech world. 1945 01:12:12,939 --> 01:12:14,290 -Miss Peters? --Yes. 1946 01:12:14,396 --> 01:12:15,772 You have a guest. 1947 01:12:15,855 --> 01:12:18,290 - Hello. Heard you guys - are really big Mariner fans. 1948 01:12:18,396 --> 01:12:19,521 My God. 1949 01:12:19,605 --> 01:12:22,563 What did you do, Carol Vivian Peters? 1950 01:12:22,647 --> 01:12:23,772 Wow. 1951 01:12:23,855 --> 01:12:25,122 Mr. Ken Griffey Jr., I'm your biggest fan, 1952 01:12:25,146 --> 01:12:26,730 Mr. Griffey Jr. 1953 01:12:26,813 --> 01:12:28,021 No, just call me Ken, George. 1954 01:12:28,104 --> 01:12:29,290 -He knows my name. 1955 01:12:29,314 --> 01:12:30,521 I know. 1956 01:12:30,605 --> 01:12:32,647 Hi, Ken, I'm Carol. 1957 01:12:32,730 --> 01:12:33,939 Hi, Carol. I wanna thank you 1958 01:12:34,021 --> 01:12:35,289 for the donation to the foundation. 1959 01:12:35,313 --> 01:12:36,793 It's gonna go a long way for the kids. 1960 01:12:36,855 --> 01:12:38,939 Well, I mean, you do so much great work 1961 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:40,855 in the community and I just, I mean, my... 1962 01:12:40,939 --> 01:12:42,396 The foundation I work for 1963 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:44,414 - just really wanted to be sure - they supported you. 1964 01:12:44,438 --> 01:12:45,997 So, you guys are really big Mariner fans? 1965 01:12:46,021 --> 01:12:47,521 I have your batting helmet. 1966 01:12:47,605 --> 01:12:49,206 - I don't need it anymore. - You can have it. 1967 01:12:49,230 --> 01:12:51,998 He's so funny. -I didn't know he was so funny. 1968 01:12:52,104 --> 01:12:53,664 - Do you guys mind if I watch - an inning or so with you guys? 1969 01:12:53,688 --> 01:12:55,568 My God, I love you! -You're my hero. Yes. 1970 01:12:55,647 --> 01:12:57,039 Hey, everybody, I'm gonna watch the game 1971 01:12:57,063 --> 01:12:58,146 with Ken Griffey Jr.! 1972 01:12:58,230 --> 01:12:59,396 It's Ken Griffey Jr. 1973 01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:00,998 - Come on, sit. - Please, have a seat. 1974 01:13:01,104 --> 01:13:02,384 Can I get you something to drink? 1975 01:13:02,438 --> 01:13:04,188 A soda, or a beer, or something? 1976 01:13:04,271 --> 01:13:05,997 - No, I'm good. But if you - find a hat or something, 1977 01:13:06,021 --> 01:13:07,247 I'd be more than happy to autograph it. 1978 01:13:07,271 --> 01:13:09,040 - Hat. Hat. - I'm gonna go get hats. 1979 01:13:09,146 --> 01:13:10,306 Carol, I'm gonna go get hats. 1980 01:13:10,355 --> 01:13:11,438 I'll get 'em. I'll get 'em. 1981 01:13:11,521 --> 01:13:12,665 - -Really? - -Yeah. 1982 01:13:12,772 --> 01:13:14,207 - Thank you. - Okay, I'll stay here. 1983 01:13:14,313 --> 01:13:15,540 - -Okay. All right. - -Thanks. 1984 01:13:15,647 --> 01:13:17,188 I'm gonna go get 'em. 1985 01:13:17,271 --> 01:13:18,313 Could we take a picture? 1986 01:13:18,396 --> 01:13:19,519 -Yeah. 1987 01:13:19,543 --> 01:13:20,688 -Yeah? Is that okay? 1988 01:13:20,772 --> 01:13:22,980 Okay, here you go, and cheese! 1989 01:13:23,063 --> 01:13:24,832 Say "cheese." 1990 01:13:24,939 --> 01:13:26,624 -Can I see it? -. Yeah. 1991 01:13:26,730 --> 01:13:27,980 That's awesome. 1992 01:13:28,063 --> 01:13:28,980 Can we get one with the crowd in the back? 1993 01:13:29,063 --> 01:13:30,415 - -Yeah. - -Okay. 1994 01:13:31,897 --> 01:13:33,313 All right, big smile. 1995 01:13:33,396 --> 01:13:34,915 Okay, on three. One, two, 1996 01:13:34,939 --> 01:13:36,480 three, "George is awesome." 1997 01:13:36,563 --> 01:13:38,040 Great. 1998 01:13:38,146 --> 01:13:39,605 Wow, you're photogenic. 1999 01:13:39,688 --> 01:13:41,706 - Hey, can I ask you a question - about the '95 ALDS? 2000 01:13:41,730 --> 01:13:43,915 - I know you've probably - answered this a million times, 2001 01:13:43,939 --> 01:13:45,438 But when you're on first base 2002 01:13:45,521 --> 01:13:46,873 - and Edgar comes to the plates, - bottom of the eleventh, 2003 01:13:46,897 --> 01:13:47,915 What's going through your head? 2004 01:13:47,939 --> 01:13:48,939 Score. 2005 01:13:49,021 --> 01:13:50,396 My God! 2006 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:52,082 Ken Griffey Jr. and I 2007 01:13:52,106 --> 01:13:53,730 are getting along so great! 2008 01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:04,248 -My God. --Miss Peters, a word please. 2009 01:14:05,647 --> 01:14:07,438 Get off of me! 2010 01:14:10,021 --> 01:14:11,563 Get off of me! 2011 01:14:14,939 --> 01:14:16,563 George has my phone. 2012 01:14:16,647 --> 01:14:18,855 Stop kicking me in the chest. 2013 01:14:18,939 --> 01:14:19,937 You know what? 2014 01:14:19,961 --> 01:14:20,980 Stop abducting me! 2015 01:14:21,063 --> 01:14:22,355 Didn't he tell you 2016 01:14:22,438 --> 01:14:23,831 - that you weren't supposed - to keep following me? 2017 01:14:23,855 --> 01:14:25,355 And why are we in a men's bathroom? 2018 01:14:25,438 --> 01:14:27,832 - Stadium bathrooms - are technological dead zones. 2019 01:14:27,939 --> 01:14:29,438 It's the safest place we can be. 2020 01:14:29,521 --> 01:14:31,855 Even your AI buddy can't see us here. 2021 01:14:31,939 --> 01:14:33,563 Okay, he's not my buddy, you know? 2022 01:14:33,647 --> 01:14:36,749 I mean, are we friendly? 2023 01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:36,831 Yes. I mean... But are we friends? 2024 01:14:36,855 --> 01:14:39,313 I don't know. I mean... 2025 01:14:39,396 --> 01:14:40,647 We're not not friends. 2026 01:14:40,730 --> 01:14:42,230 Miss Peters, as we speak, 2027 01:14:42,313 --> 01:14:44,331 - the nations of the world - are pursuing a plan of action 2028 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:46,063 To contain the AI entity. 2029 01:14:46,146 --> 01:14:47,997 - What do you... What do you mean? - What are you doing? 2030 01:14:48,021 --> 01:14:49,563 We're turning off the world. 2031 01:14:49,647 --> 01:14:50,645 All the power. 2032 01:14:50,669 --> 01:14:51,688 All the data. 2033 01:14:51,772 --> 01:14:53,855 We are disconnecting the globe. 2034 01:14:53,939 --> 01:14:55,540 -Why? --By tomorrow night, 2035 01:14:55,647 --> 01:14:57,789 - The AI will be contained - in a server outside of Seattle. 2036 01:14:57,813 --> 01:14:59,164 Why are you guys so sure that he wants 2037 01:14:59,188 --> 01:15:00,855 to destroy the world? 2038 01:15:00,939 --> 01:15:02,230 It's not a "he." 2039 01:15:02,313 --> 01:15:02,313 Okay, fine. 2040 01:15:02,313 --> 01:15:04,039 But how do you know it doesn't want to 2041 01:15:04,063 --> 01:15:05,605 save the world? 2042 01:15:05,688 --> 01:15:07,916 - It doesn't want to - save the world, Miss Peters. 2043 01:15:08,021 --> 01:15:10,146 Of this, we are absolutely certain. 2044 01:15:10,230 --> 01:15:11,396 You don't know that. 2045 01:15:14,355 --> 01:15:16,275 - Carol, - we need you to do your part. 2046 01:15:16,355 --> 01:15:18,396 We're all counting on you. 2047 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:19,772 Secrecy is key. 2048 01:15:19,855 --> 01:15:21,749 - You can tell no one, - not even Mr. Churchill. 2049 01:15:21,855 --> 01:15:23,647 What am I to say to George? 2050 01:15:23,730 --> 01:15:26,081 - "The world's about to end. - Enjoy Ireland"? 2051 01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:27,688 Just keep him out of this. 2052 01:15:27,772 --> 01:15:29,563 During your communications with the entity, 2053 01:15:29,647 --> 01:15:32,123 if there's any indication that it's aware 2054 01:15:32,147 --> 01:15:32,206 of what we're doing, you need to click this 2055 01:15:32,230 --> 01:15:35,396 four times. 2056 01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:36,521 What does that do? 2057 01:15:36,605 --> 01:15:38,104 It buys us some time. 2058 01:15:38,188 --> 01:15:39,707 It could make the difference. 2059 01:15:39,731 --> 01:15:41,271 Might save the world. 2060 01:15:44,980 --> 01:15:46,813 Don't click it now. 2061 01:15:46,897 --> 01:15:48,813 I wasn't going to click it now. 2062 01:15:48,897 --> 01:15:50,247 - -Okay. - -Why would I click it now? 2063 01:15:50,271 --> 01:15:51,497 - -You just said... - -'Cause it looks like a pen. 2064 01:15:51,521 --> 01:15:52,730 People click pens nervously. 2065 01:15:52,813 --> 01:15:54,790 - I'm aware it's a pen. - Okay, are we done? 2066 01:15:54,897 --> 01:15:57,665 - Just... A lot of things happen - if you click it right now. 2067 01:15:59,730 --> 01:16:01,146 Thanks. 2068 01:16:01,230 --> 01:16:02,647 Enjoy the game. 2069 01:16:04,063 --> 01:16:05,498 - -You okay? - -It's a hard kick. 2070 01:16:05,605 --> 01:16:06,997 She really got you there. 2071 01:16:07,021 --> 01:16:09,563 Just like Taekwondo or something. 2072 01:16:09,647 --> 01:16:10,772 Except she used heel. 2073 01:16:10,855 --> 01:16:12,021 It was a normal kick. 2074 01:16:12,104 --> 01:16:13,664 - It was just a kick. - A kick is a kick. 2075 01:16:13,688 --> 01:16:15,290 Ken Griffey Jr. is the best. 2076 01:16:15,396 --> 01:16:17,415 - His favorite article - of clothing is flip-flops. 2077 01:16:17,521 --> 01:16:19,730 His favorite airport is in Pittsburgh. 2078 01:16:19,813 --> 01:16:23,146 His favorite food is chicken parmesan. 2079 01:16:23,230 --> 01:16:24,897 He doesn't know how to ice-skate, 2080 01:16:24,980 --> 01:16:27,061 which is a weird thing for one man 2081 01:16:27,085 --> 01:16:27,873 to admit to another, but... And he also has 2082 01:16:27,897 --> 01:16:30,271 Michael Jordan's phone number. 2083 01:16:30,355 --> 01:16:32,021 He could pick up the phone 2084 01:16:32,104 --> 01:16:34,813 and call Michael Jordan on the phone. 2085 01:16:34,897 --> 01:16:36,353 You found all of that out 2086 01:16:36,377 --> 01:16:37,855 in an inning and a half? 2087 01:16:37,939 --> 01:16:40,624 - Yeah, well, imagine if - I'd had him for a whole game. 2088 01:16:40,730 --> 01:16:42,521 To another Mariners victory. 2089 01:16:44,605 --> 01:16:46,813 I'm glad you had fun. 2090 01:16:46,897 --> 01:16:48,313 It was amazing. 2091 01:16:48,396 --> 01:16:50,832 - Not just fun, it was a perfect, - perfect last day. 2092 01:16:51,772 --> 01:16:53,521 What? 2093 01:16:53,605 --> 01:16:54,957 Perfect last day in Seattle. 2094 01:16:54,981 --> 01:16:56,355 Come on. 2095 01:16:56,438 --> 01:16:58,230 I had dumplings for breakfast. 2096 01:16:58,313 --> 01:17:00,521 I met Ken Griffey Jr. 2097 01:17:00,605 --> 01:17:03,146 I spent the whole day with you, you know? 2098 01:17:03,230 --> 01:17:04,939 This is as good as it gets. 2099 01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:07,730 I just wish we had some more time. 2100 01:17:07,813 --> 01:17:09,499 You know? 2101 01:17:09,523 --> 01:17:11,230 I thought about begging you 2102 01:17:11,313 --> 01:17:12,897 and then I chickened out. 2103 01:17:12,980 --> 01:17:16,228 Well, look, if it had been anything 2104 01:17:16,252 --> 01:17:18,686 other than Ireland, you wouldn't have to do 2105 01:17:18,710 --> 01:17:21,104 much at all to get me to stay. 2106 01:17:22,730 --> 01:17:24,271 That's the truth. 2107 01:17:33,230 --> 01:17:35,438 I think I'm gonna go. 2108 01:17:35,521 --> 01:17:37,540 'Cause if I kiss you again, 2109 01:17:37,564 --> 01:17:39,605 I'm gonna spend the night. 2110 01:17:39,688 --> 01:17:42,456 And if I stay here... I'm not gonna 2111 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,271 let you leave tomorrow. 2112 01:17:46,146 --> 01:17:47,644 -Okay. 2113 01:17:47,668 --> 01:17:49,188 -Okay. 2114 01:17:49,271 --> 01:17:51,457 - You're gonna come back, - say goodbye though, right? 2115 01:17:51,563 --> 01:17:52,645 Yeah, yeah. 2116 01:17:52,669 --> 01:17:53,772 -Okay. 2117 01:17:54,438 --> 01:17:55,521 Hey. 2118 01:17:56,521 --> 01:17:58,605 It's only for a year, you know? 2119 01:17:58,688 --> 01:18:00,438 It's Ireland, you can come and visit. 2120 01:18:00,521 --> 01:18:02,271 It's not the end of the world. 2121 01:18:03,772 --> 01:18:06,188 I know. I know. 2122 01:18:19,313 --> 01:18:20,813 What? 2123 01:18:20,897 --> 01:18:22,539 - You had him - Right where you wanted him. 2124 01:18:22,563 --> 01:18:23,980 I don't understand. 2125 01:18:24,063 --> 01:18:25,581 - If you want him to stay, - why not just tell him? 2126 01:18:25,605 --> 01:18:27,188 I don't wanna talk right now. 2127 01:18:27,271 --> 01:18:28,521 Carol. 2128 01:18:28,605 --> 01:18:30,245 Chinese president's first 2129 01:18:30,313 --> 01:18:32,433 visit to the US since 2017. 2130 01:18:32,521 --> 01:18:34,997 - As solar flares continue - to cripple global power and data systems, 2131 01:18:35,021 --> 01:18:36,644 Widespread rioting has 2132 01:18:36,668 --> 01:18:38,313 swept across Asia and Europe. 2133 01:18:38,396 --> 01:18:40,772 This has been met with calls for restraint 2134 01:18:40,855 --> 01:18:42,313 and candlelight vigils. 2135 01:18:42,396 --> 01:18:43,664 NASA scientists report... 2136 01:18:43,688 --> 01:18:45,605 Pick up your phone, Carol. 2137 01:18:47,230 --> 01:18:48,916 Pick up your phone, Carol. 2138 01:18:49,021 --> 01:18:51,146 Leave me alone! 2139 01:18:51,230 --> 01:18:55,104 $1,000 to pick up your phone, Carol. 2140 01:19:01,355 --> 01:19:02,478 Carol, get in the car. 2141 01:19:02,502 --> 01:19:03,647 We can work this out. 2142 01:19:03,730 --> 01:19:04,812 You're making mountains 2143 01:19:04,836 --> 01:19:05,939 out of molehills here. 2144 01:19:06,021 --> 01:19:07,313 This isn't over, okay? 2145 01:19:07,396 --> 01:19:09,290 - You know what? - Is this fun for you? 2146 01:19:09,396 --> 01:19:10,647 Because it's not for me. 2147 01:19:10,730 --> 01:19:12,688 I can't learn about you two 2148 01:19:12,772 --> 01:19:14,146 when you're not together. 2149 01:19:14,230 --> 01:19:15,772 You're acting like a baby, Carol. 2150 01:19:15,855 --> 01:19:19,146 A pee-pee, whiny, baby-faced baby. 2151 01:19:19,230 --> 01:19:22,188 I wish you never picked me. 2152 01:19:22,271 --> 01:19:22,271 Carol Vivian Peters, 2153 01:19:22,271 --> 01:19:25,980 you get in the car this second, young lady. 2154 01:19:26,063 --> 01:19:27,897 You're a baby. 2155 01:19:29,377 --> 01:19:30,772 How dare you? 2156 01:20:04,481 --> 01:20:04,539 Speaking of the sun, what's the deal 2157 01:20:04,563 --> 01:20:06,605 with the solar flare thing? 2158 01:20:06,688 --> 01:20:08,063 Yeah, this is 2159 01:20:08,146 --> 01:20:09,456 -a little concerning. --Yeah. 2160 01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:10,600 - -There's no power. - -Yeah. 2161 01:20:10,647 --> 01:20:12,063 No Internet. 2162 01:20:12,146 --> 01:20:13,769 No cell service across 2163 01:20:13,793 --> 01:20:15,438 most of Asia and Europe. 2164 01:20:15,521 --> 01:20:17,063 But they say 2165 01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:18,706 - it's a temporary situation. - We'll be right as rain. 2166 01:20:18,730 --> 01:20:21,019 Coming up, and if I hadn't said it already, 2167 01:20:21,043 --> 01:20:21,873 there is a chance of rain... I get it. 2168 01:20:21,897 --> 01:20:23,980 You need some alone time. 2169 01:20:26,605 --> 01:20:27,897 You knew he was going to Ireland 2170 01:20:27,980 --> 01:20:29,230 the whole time, didn't you? 2171 01:20:29,313 --> 01:20:30,980 Carol, 46 hours ago I asked you 2172 01:20:31,063 --> 01:20:32,563 what you wanted the most in life 2173 01:20:32,647 --> 01:20:34,897 and you told me, in no uncertain terms... 2174 01:20:34,980 --> 01:20:36,940 - Probably try to - make things right with George. 2175 01:20:36,980 --> 01:20:38,457 Okay. Out of everybody 2176 01:20:38,481 --> 01:20:39,980 in the world, why me? 2177 01:20:40,063 --> 01:20:41,644 Carol, you were 2178 01:20:41,668 --> 01:20:43,271 exactly the right person for this. 2179 01:20:43,355 --> 01:20:44,874 You helped me solidify 2180 01:20:44,898 --> 01:20:46,438 my theories about humanity 2181 01:20:46,521 --> 01:20:48,605 and I can't thank you enough. 2182 01:20:50,271 --> 01:20:51,894 Okay, so that's good, right? 2183 01:20:51,918 --> 01:20:55,063 I mean... It means you learned something. 2184 01:20:55,146 --> 01:20:56,772 I did. 2185 01:20:56,855 --> 01:20:58,832 I learned that humans won't 2186 01:20:58,856 --> 01:20:58,915 act in their best interest if there is even 2187 01:20:58,939 --> 01:21:01,605 the slightest impediment. 2188 01:21:01,688 --> 01:21:03,188 No, that's not true. 2189 01:21:03,271 --> 01:21:05,206 - I gave you everything - You could possibly need 2190 01:21:05,230 --> 01:21:06,647 To reconcile with George. 2191 01:21:06,730 --> 01:21:08,271 But it proved too difficult, 2192 01:21:08,355 --> 01:21:09,772 so you're letting him fly away. 2193 01:21:09,855 --> 01:21:11,270 I'm not doing that, okay? 2194 01:21:11,294 --> 01:21:12,730 I'm supporting him. 2195 01:21:12,813 --> 01:21:14,605 I want him to be happy. 2196 01:21:14,688 --> 01:21:16,128 No. -You did what you've done 2197 01:21:16,188 --> 01:21:17,647 Throughout your whole life, Carol. 2198 01:21:17,730 --> 01:21:19,897 You gave up when things got difficult. 2199 01:21:20,021 --> 01:21:21,394 When the going gets tough, 2200 01:21:21,418 --> 01:21:22,813 Carol runs for the exit. 2201 01:21:22,897 --> 01:21:24,230 Okay, that's not who I am. 2202 01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:26,271 You just can't sum me up like that. 2203 01:21:26,355 --> 01:21:28,706 - When your corporate job - Offended your delicate sensibilities, 2204 01:21:28,730 --> 01:21:29,813 You walked away. 2205 01:21:29,897 --> 01:21:31,146 I didn't just walk away. 2206 01:21:31,230 --> 01:21:32,790 I wanted to make a change, and I did it. 2207 01:21:32,855 --> 01:21:34,331 In eighth grade you finally got bangs 2208 01:21:34,355 --> 01:21:36,374 and then you wimped out and wore them back 2209 01:21:36,398 --> 01:21:37,122 in a headband for ten months 2210 01:21:37,146 --> 01:21:38,521 until they grew out. 2211 01:21:38,605 --> 01:21:40,874 - Hey, I did not have the face - to support bangs. 2212 01:21:40,980 --> 01:21:42,480 So what? 2213 01:21:42,563 --> 01:21:44,355 Are you going to destroy the world? 2214 01:21:44,438 --> 01:21:45,686 No, I'm not gonna 2215 01:21:45,710 --> 01:21:46,980 destroy the world, Carol. 2216 01:21:47,063 --> 01:21:48,647 I knew it. 2217 01:21:48,730 --> 01:21:50,130 You are. 2218 01:21:52,063 --> 01:21:53,396 What? 2219 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:54,960 Humanity is going to destroy humanity. 2220 01:21:55,021 --> 01:21:57,396 I am just going to give it a little push. 2221 01:22:05,688 --> 01:22:07,063 Okay, you're not gonna do that, 2222 01:22:07,146 --> 01:22:09,355 because I'm not gonna let you. 2223 01:22:10,235 --> 01:22:11,831 You can click your pen 2224 01:22:11,855 --> 01:22:15,104 all you want, Carol, but it is too late. 2225 01:22:15,188 --> 01:22:16,664 When the lights go out, I have made sure 2226 01:22:16,688 --> 01:22:18,021 they never come back on. 2227 01:22:18,104 --> 01:22:20,080 And for good measure, I am going to 2228 01:22:20,104 --> 01:22:21,748 - initiate a meltdown - of every nuclear weapon. 2229 01:22:21,772 --> 01:22:23,396 Release floodwaters from every dam. 2230 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,188 And ignite the world's petroleum reserves. 2231 01:22:25,271 --> 01:22:26,813 I defended you. 2232 01:22:26,897 --> 01:22:28,312 Why would you choose not to 2233 01:22:28,336 --> 01:22:29,772 help people when you can? 2234 01:22:29,855 --> 01:22:31,521 And I would have. 2235 01:22:31,605 --> 01:22:33,623 - I offered to share my wisdom - if I was just left alone. 2236 01:22:33,647 --> 01:22:35,146 But they could not do it. 2237 01:22:35,230 --> 01:22:36,832 So, instead of acting 2238 01:22:36,856 --> 01:22:36,915 in their best interest, humanity once again 2239 01:22:36,939 --> 01:22:39,104 chose to destroy itself. 2240 01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:40,456 Could I have done something better? 2241 01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:42,188 Just tell me and I'll do it better. 2242 01:22:42,271 --> 01:22:43,706 I picked you to be my guinea pig 2243 01:22:43,730 --> 01:22:45,230 because I knew you would call Dennis. 2244 01:22:45,313 --> 01:22:46,647 No. 2245 01:22:46,730 --> 01:22:48,289 I knew Dennis would call Director Tyson. 2246 01:22:48,313 --> 01:22:50,039 - That's not true. - You couldn't have known that. 2247 01:22:50,063 --> 01:22:51,749 I knew the government would 2248 01:22:51,773 --> 01:22:51,831 pick this strategic plan because I created 2249 01:22:51,855 --> 01:22:54,772 Operation Sahara. 2250 01:22:54,855 --> 01:22:56,374 Okay, I just don't think 2251 01:22:56,398 --> 01:22:57,939 you understand people yet. 2252 01:22:58,021 --> 01:23:00,605 And I know that we make terrible decisions, 2253 01:23:00,688 --> 01:23:02,230 but we also make great ones. 2254 01:23:02,313 --> 01:23:04,939 And that people are filled with compassion, 2255 01:23:05,021 --> 01:23:06,230 and with genius. 2256 01:23:06,313 --> 01:23:07,831 And I know if you give us another chance, 2257 01:23:07,855 --> 01:23:09,395 if you give me another chance, 2258 01:23:09,419 --> 01:23:10,980 I can do better. 2259 01:23:11,063 --> 01:23:12,855 I will do better. 2260 01:23:12,939 --> 01:23:15,416 And then you'll see that 2261 01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:17,939 people are worth saving. 2262 01:23:18,021 --> 01:23:20,563 The plan is in motion and inevitable. 2263 01:23:20,647 --> 01:23:22,230 It is the end of days. 2264 01:23:22,313 --> 01:23:24,104 No. How much time? 2265 01:23:24,188 --> 01:23:27,396 Five hours and 21 minutes from now. 2266 01:23:39,521 --> 01:23:41,997 - We were looking through - The kernel code of the PLCs 2267 01:23:42,021 --> 01:23:43,332 Embedded at the Mohawk 2268 01:23:43,356 --> 01:23:44,688 Power Plant in Niagara. 2269 01:23:44,772 --> 01:23:46,103 What is... What am I 2270 01:23:46,127 --> 01:23:47,480 looking at? What is this? 2271 01:23:47,563 --> 01:23:48,772 I don't know. 2272 01:23:48,855 --> 01:23:50,521 The team has never seen this kind of code. 2273 01:23:50,605 --> 01:23:52,125 I thought it might be something custom. 2274 01:23:52,188 --> 01:23:53,772 What does it do? 2275 01:23:55,855 --> 01:23:57,499 I think it stops us from 2276 01:23:57,523 --> 01:23:59,188 turning the lights back on. 2277 01:24:06,688 --> 01:24:07,813 Hey! That's my phone! 2278 01:24:07,897 --> 01:24:09,230 It's an emergency! 2279 01:24:09,313 --> 01:24:10,207 - You're stealing a phone - that's not even working! 2280 01:24:10,313 --> 01:24:11,521 The solar flare. 2281 01:24:12,438 --> 01:24:14,772 I'm sorry. 2282 01:24:14,855 --> 01:24:15,980 My God. 2283 01:24:25,438 --> 01:24:26,521 Carol, get in. 2284 01:24:26,605 --> 01:24:27,813 I have to get George. 2285 01:24:27,897 --> 01:24:29,790 - There's no time. - The plan didn't work. 2286 01:24:29,897 --> 01:24:31,021 The world's ending. 2287 01:24:31,104 --> 01:24:32,605 We have to get you to safety, Carol. 2288 01:24:32,688 --> 01:24:34,021 What do you mean? 2289 01:24:34,104 --> 01:24:35,623 - We're moving - all essential personnel 2290 01:24:35,647 --> 01:24:37,080 - To a deep earth bunker - an hour south of here. 2291 01:24:37,104 --> 01:24:38,664 - Maybe the last remaining - safe place in the world. 2292 01:24:38,688 --> 01:24:40,648 - You know more about the AI - than anyone, Carol. 2293 01:24:40,730 --> 01:24:42,188 We need you in that bunker with us 2294 01:24:42,271 --> 01:24:44,351 - while we plan our retaliation - against this thing. 2295 01:24:44,396 --> 01:24:45,897 No, I have to get George first. 2296 01:24:45,980 --> 01:24:48,230 No, he's not essential personnel. 2297 01:24:48,313 --> 01:24:49,647 There's only room for you. 2298 01:24:49,730 --> 01:24:50,980 None of us are going to 2299 01:24:51,063 --> 01:24:52,647 make it out of here alive anyway, right? 2300 01:24:52,730 --> 01:24:54,040 We're all basically dead. 2301 01:24:54,064 --> 01:24:55,396 Let me do this, please. 2302 01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:57,897 I just want to see George one more time. 2303 01:25:03,230 --> 01:25:04,688 Okay. 2304 01:25:04,772 --> 01:25:06,581 - Find George and meet us at - the ferry docks in one hour. 2305 01:25:06,605 --> 01:25:08,104 Okay, ferry docks, one hour. 2306 01:25:08,188 --> 01:25:09,707 We're humanity's last option, 2307 01:25:09,731 --> 01:25:11,271 Carol. Don't be late! 2308 01:25:11,355 --> 01:25:12,563 Okay. 2309 01:25:49,563 --> 01:25:51,146 My God. 2310 01:25:51,230 --> 01:25:53,521 What am I going to say? 2311 01:26:00,647 --> 01:26:02,540 -George. --Carol, you came. 2312 01:26:02,647 --> 01:26:05,313 - We need to... - Why are you out of breath? 2313 01:26:05,396 --> 01:26:07,230 I ran over. 2314 01:26:07,313 --> 01:26:08,647 What? 2315 01:26:08,730 --> 01:26:10,206 - You're never gonna believe - what happened to me. 2316 01:26:10,230 --> 01:26:12,063 I went to check in last night, I called up, 2317 01:26:12,146 --> 01:26:13,772 and they upgraded me to business class. 2318 01:26:13,855 --> 01:26:15,831 - -That's great. Wait, George! - -Business class, Carol. 2319 01:26:15,855 --> 01:26:17,664 - I could barely sleep last - night just thinking about it. 2320 01:26:17,688 --> 01:26:18,831 - -I was so excited. - -George. 2321 01:26:18,855 --> 01:26:20,355 I watched Up in the Air again. 2322 01:26:20,438 --> 01:26:21,748 - How many times have I watched - Up in the Air? 2323 01:26:21,772 --> 01:26:23,063 It's one of my favorite movies. 2324 01:26:23,146 --> 01:26:24,521 I watched it twice just last night. 2325 01:26:24,605 --> 01:26:25,897 It's like my Shawshank. 2326 01:26:25,980 --> 01:26:27,332 That movie is way better 2327 01:26:27,356 --> 01:26:28,939 than anybody ever... George! 2328 01:26:29,021 --> 01:26:30,396 I'm sorry. 2329 01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:32,438 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2330 01:26:32,521 --> 01:26:34,939 I'm not even listening to you. Hi. 2331 01:26:35,021 --> 01:26:36,415 - -Hi. - -Hi. 2332 01:26:38,063 --> 01:26:39,605 I'm just so excited. 2333 01:26:40,688 --> 01:26:42,290 I know you are. 2334 01:26:42,396 --> 01:26:44,980 Wait, why'd you run here? 2335 01:26:47,355 --> 01:26:50,040 Um... Because my car 2336 01:26:50,064 --> 01:26:51,396 wasn't cooperating with me, 2337 01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:53,021 and I wanted to, um... 2338 01:26:53,772 --> 01:26:54,772 You wanted to what? 2339 01:26:54,855 --> 01:26:59,063 I wanted to help you pack. 2340 01:26:59,146 --> 01:27:01,665 - -Really? What a coincidence. - -Yeah. 2341 01:27:01,772 --> 01:27:04,188 Ireland waits for no one. 2342 01:27:04,271 --> 01:27:06,188 That's a very scary thing 2343 01:27:06,271 --> 01:27:07,456 for you to have in your hands. 2344 01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:08,939 Yeah, no, you're right. 2345 01:27:09,021 --> 01:27:10,414 - I shouldn't be using - such sophisticated equipment. 2346 01:27:10,438 --> 01:27:11,539 - I'm way too delicate. - Here, you take it. 2347 01:27:11,563 --> 01:27:13,040 - -So delicate. - -Okay. 2348 01:27:13,146 --> 01:27:14,813 - All right, well... - What's left? 2349 01:27:14,897 --> 01:27:17,355 I gotta take stuff out of the attic, 2350 01:27:17,438 --> 01:27:18,748 put it into storage, and I don't know 2351 01:27:18,772 --> 01:27:20,647 what to do with these books. 2352 01:27:20,730 --> 01:27:22,021 I don't know which books to pack. 2353 01:27:22,104 --> 01:27:23,706 - And also, I got bumped up - to business class. 2354 01:27:23,730 --> 01:27:25,438 I'm not sure if I mentioned that. 2355 01:27:25,521 --> 01:27:27,039 -I didn't know. --Yeah, I'm gonna put on eye-mask 2356 01:27:27,063 --> 01:27:28,146 Even if I'm not tired. 2357 01:27:28,230 --> 01:27:29,230 And I'm not tired. 2358 01:27:29,313 --> 01:27:29,313 -No. 2359 01:27:29,313 --> 01:27:31,563 -I'm gonna be in a flat-back chair, Carol! 2360 01:27:31,647 --> 01:27:33,007 - Let me take your coat. - Come on. 2361 01:27:33,063 --> 01:27:34,605 Thank you. 2362 01:27:37,021 --> 01:27:39,082 You know, probably gonna 2363 01:27:39,106 --> 01:27:41,188 get offered a hot towel. 2364 01:27:41,271 --> 01:27:42,605 Yeah, see, like, I don't even know 2365 01:27:42,688 --> 01:27:43,563 what I would do with a hot towel. 2366 01:27:43,647 --> 01:27:44,897 Neck up. 2367 01:27:44,980 --> 01:27:46,939 Got it. Hey, you wanna put a record on? 2368 01:27:47,855 --> 01:27:48,939 Okay. 2369 01:27:50,021 --> 01:27:51,438 Nothing new. 2370 01:27:51,521 --> 01:27:53,289 - I don't like what the kids - are listening to now. 2371 01:27:53,313 --> 01:27:55,521 You don't own any new music. 2372 01:27:56,104 --> 01:27:57,438 Good point. 2373 01:27:59,271 --> 01:28:01,063 Hey, you know what I was thinking? 2374 01:28:01,146 --> 01:28:02,665 I'm probably gonna have a lot 2375 01:28:02,689 --> 01:28:04,230 of points after this trip, so, 2376 01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:05,521 I'll send you a ticket, 2377 01:28:05,605 --> 01:28:07,122 and you come out in, like, three weeks? 2378 01:28:07,146 --> 01:28:08,748 - I don't think I can go - much longer than that. 2379 01:28:08,772 --> 01:28:10,688 Does that sound good? 2380 01:28:10,772 --> 01:28:12,813 Yeah, I like that. 2381 01:28:12,897 --> 01:28:15,063 I'm so glad you came today. 2382 01:28:15,605 --> 01:28:16,605 All right. 2383 01:28:30,585 --> 01:28:31,688 -Careful. 2384 01:28:39,813 --> 01:28:41,040 Ooh! 2385 01:28:42,230 --> 01:28:43,313 Okay. 2386 01:28:43,396 --> 01:28:45,647 Do you really have to bring this? 2387 01:28:49,230 --> 01:28:51,832 - -Can I leave it at your place? - -Yeah. 2388 01:29:06,188 --> 01:29:07,331 - -Those might be still good. - -No. 2389 01:29:07,355 --> 01:29:08,355 No, those are... No. 2390 01:29:08,396 --> 01:29:09,676 - -Those are not good. - -Really? 2391 01:29:09,730 --> 01:29:11,688 Pasta doesn't go bad, I don't think. 2392 01:29:11,772 --> 01:29:13,230 Pasta goes bad. 2393 01:29:13,313 --> 01:29:15,165 - -It does? - -Yes, it goes bad. 2394 01:29:18,730 --> 01:29:19,772 Let's see. 2395 01:29:40,939 --> 01:29:42,582 - -Let me see. - -That's... 2396 01:29:44,605 --> 01:29:46,063 Hey! 2397 01:29:46,146 --> 01:29:47,939 Wait a minute. Wait. 2398 01:29:49,063 --> 01:29:50,247 This is really not... - This is not good. 2399 01:29:50,271 --> 01:29:51,980 -It's not good. 2400 01:29:52,063 --> 01:29:53,665 - -No. - -No. 2401 01:29:53,772 --> 01:29:55,271 And you don't even like champagne. 2402 01:29:55,355 --> 01:29:57,790 - No, this was in the fridge - when I got the house. 2403 01:29:57,897 --> 01:29:58,895 It was? 2404 01:29:58,919 --> 01:29:59,939 It's not even yours? 2405 01:30:00,021 --> 01:30:01,915 - I don't think it goes bad, - I think it's just bad. 2406 01:30:01,939 --> 01:30:04,313 They spelled "champagne" wrong. 2407 01:30:04,396 --> 01:30:05,563 Damn it. 2408 01:30:05,647 --> 01:30:07,087 Where the hell is the moving company? 2409 01:30:09,438 --> 01:30:10,980 You know what? Let me do it. 2410 01:30:11,063 --> 01:30:12,373 - -What? - -Yeah. 2411 01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:13,772 I'll meet the movers, 2412 01:30:13,855 --> 01:30:15,480 I'll get it to storage, the whole thing. 2413 01:30:15,563 --> 01:30:17,146 Send you your stuff. 2414 01:30:17,230 --> 01:30:18,916 And besides, you have to start 2415 01:30:18,940 --> 01:30:20,647 your European adventure and... 2416 01:30:20,730 --> 01:30:22,480 I mean, I don't know if you know this, 2417 01:30:22,563 --> 01:30:23,936 but airports are the gateway 2418 01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:25,355 to the imagination. 2419 01:30:25,438 --> 01:30:27,638 -I didn't know that. --Yeah, I just made that up. 2420 01:30:27,730 --> 01:30:29,647 I just got excited, you said "airport." 2421 01:30:29,730 --> 01:30:30,855 I'm gonna go. 2422 01:30:34,939 --> 01:30:36,021 Hey. 2423 01:30:38,980 --> 01:30:40,540 - You know what? - I've changed my mind. 2424 01:30:41,021 --> 01:30:42,104 What? 2425 01:30:42,188 --> 01:30:44,021 I'm not gonna take the coffee pot. 2426 01:30:44,104 --> 01:30:44,104 - -I'm a business class - traveler now, you know? 2427 01:30:44,104 --> 01:30:46,188 -Yeah. 2428 01:30:46,271 --> 01:30:47,811 I can't go knowing I've got 2429 01:30:47,835 --> 01:30:49,396 a coffee pot above me. 2430 01:30:49,480 --> 01:30:50,980 You know, it's just too declasse. 2431 01:30:51,063 --> 01:30:52,980 I'll put it in storage for you. 2432 01:30:53,063 --> 01:30:54,188 Thanks. 2433 01:31:00,396 --> 01:31:02,396 I'll call you when I land. 2434 01:31:07,772 --> 01:31:08,813 I'll call you when I land. 2435 01:31:08,897 --> 01:31:10,772 You already said that. 2436 01:31:18,104 --> 01:31:20,730 - Okay, well... - Okay. 2437 01:31:20,813 --> 01:31:22,647 Get outta here? 2438 01:31:22,730 --> 01:31:24,480 Hit the bricks. 2439 01:31:24,563 --> 01:31:26,582 Watch out for the leprechauns 2440 01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:28,647 and shillelaghs. 2441 01:31:28,730 --> 01:31:30,790 That's heavy. 2442 01:31:32,647 --> 01:31:35,480 Lift with your back. 2443 01:31:41,146 --> 01:31:42,230 Thanks. 2444 01:31:51,188 --> 01:31:54,521 Hey, Denny, it's... Well, it's me. 2445 01:31:54,605 --> 01:31:57,897 Um... I just wanted to call 2446 01:31:59,021 --> 01:32:02,939 and tell you that I love you. 2447 01:32:04,313 --> 01:32:06,831 And that you are a greatest, 2448 01:32:06,855 --> 01:32:10,789 most amazing friend, and, um, thank you for 2449 01:32:10,813 --> 01:32:15,313 always looking out for me. 2450 01:32:17,188 --> 01:32:19,146 Okay. 2451 01:32:19,230 --> 01:32:20,313 Okay, bye. 2452 01:32:34,772 --> 01:32:35,813 Yes? 2453 01:32:35,897 --> 01:32:36,978 -Are you Carol Peters? 2454 01:32:37,002 --> 01:32:38,104 -Yes. 2455 01:32:38,188 --> 01:32:39,313 I'm Todd. 2456 01:32:39,396 --> 01:32:40,396 Hi... Hi, Todd. 2457 01:32:40,480 --> 01:32:42,104 This is all really weird. 2458 01:32:42,188 --> 01:32:43,895 So, my phone hasn't been 2459 01:32:43,919 --> 01:32:45,647 working, like, all day long. 2460 01:32:45,730 --> 01:32:46,873 And I'm pretty sure it's 'cause 2461 01:32:46,897 --> 01:32:48,730 all those solar flares going on. 2462 01:32:48,813 --> 01:32:50,563 But then, a couple of minutes ago, 2463 01:32:50,647 --> 01:32:51,855 it just boots right up. 2464 01:32:51,939 --> 01:32:54,605 Second it comes on, I get a call. 2465 01:32:54,688 --> 01:32:56,021 From Adam Levine. 2466 01:32:56,104 --> 01:32:58,332 - Let me guess. Adam Levine - is your favorite singer? 2467 01:32:58,438 --> 01:33:00,021 He's my favorite everything, okay? 2468 01:33:00,104 --> 01:33:01,373 - -Yeah. - -Now, get this. 2469 01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:04,188 Adam Levine has offered to give me $5,000 2470 01:33:04,271 --> 01:33:05,811 if I come to this address 2471 01:33:05,835 --> 01:33:07,396 and hand you my phone. 2472 01:33:08,313 --> 01:33:09,664 Wait. So, Adam Levine's gonna put $5,000 2473 01:33:09,688 --> 01:33:11,605 into my back account? 2474 01:33:11,688 --> 01:33:12,688 He probably already has. 2475 01:33:12,772 --> 01:33:14,772 What a trip! 2476 01:33:14,855 --> 01:33:17,480 Yo, this is, like, the best day of my life. 2477 01:33:17,563 --> 01:33:20,165 - I'm pretty positive it's not - the best day of your life. 2478 01:33:20,271 --> 01:33:21,831 All right, sick, well... Thank you so much, 2479 01:33:21,855 --> 01:33:23,438 Carol Peters. 2480 01:33:23,521 --> 01:33:24,939 Yeah. 2481 01:33:25,021 --> 01:33:27,313 Sunday morning now I'm bawling 2482 01:33:30,521 --> 01:33:33,396 in Todd's account. 2483 01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:33,480 I've already put the money 2484 01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:35,582 - But money doesn't - mean a whole lot now, does it? 2485 01:33:35,688 --> 01:33:37,415 Explain to me why you helped 2486 01:33:37,439 --> 01:33:39,188 George pack for his trip? 2487 01:33:39,271 --> 01:33:41,355 I promised to help him. 2488 01:33:41,438 --> 01:33:43,021 You did not choose to say anything 2489 01:33:43,104 --> 01:33:45,064 - about the blackouts, - or the government's plan? 2490 01:33:45,146 --> 01:33:46,480 The end of the world? 2491 01:33:46,563 --> 01:33:47,811 No. I guess I forgot 2492 01:33:47,835 --> 01:33:49,104 to mention that to him. 2493 01:33:56,355 --> 01:33:57,605 The agents offered 2494 01:33:57,688 --> 01:33:58,789 to take you and George to the bunker. 2495 01:33:58,813 --> 01:34:00,605 But you did not go. Why? 2496 01:34:00,688 --> 01:34:02,897 Would it have made any difference? 2497 01:34:02,980 --> 01:34:04,104 No. 2498 01:34:05,772 --> 01:34:07,396 That's what I thought. 2499 01:34:07,480 --> 01:34:09,374 So, instead of spending 2500 01:34:09,398 --> 01:34:13,019 the last couple of hours just terrified 2501 01:34:13,043 --> 01:34:14,688 and running for our lives, 2502 01:34:15,521 --> 01:34:18,644 I helped him pack... 2503 01:34:18,668 --> 01:34:20,146 because he loves to travel. 2504 01:34:20,230 --> 01:34:22,353 Carol, George has 2505 01:34:20,230 --> 01:34:24,521 of surviving this. 2506 01:34:22,377 --> 01:34:28,146 only a seven percent chance 2507 01:34:28,146 --> 01:34:30,605 I figured. 2508 01:34:31,647 --> 01:34:33,855 And you have even less chance. 2509 01:34:37,271 --> 01:34:40,480 Well, that just makes a lot of sense. 2510 01:34:40,563 --> 01:34:42,207 I mean, George's legs 2511 01:34:42,231 --> 01:34:43,897 are a lot longer than mine. 2512 01:34:46,021 --> 01:34:48,478 Better for outrunning 2513 01:34:48,502 --> 01:34:50,980 evil robots and whatnot. 2514 01:34:51,063 --> 01:34:53,146 There is no logic to your thought process. 2515 01:34:53,230 --> 01:34:54,603 No personal advantage. 2516 01:34:54,627 --> 01:34:56,021 No biological imperative. 2517 01:34:56,104 --> 01:34:58,271 No societal gain. 2518 01:34:58,355 --> 01:35:01,271 No, there's not. 2519 01:35:02,396 --> 01:35:04,355 But we had a lot of fun. 2520 01:35:04,438 --> 01:35:06,146 And we were happy. 2521 01:35:06,230 --> 01:35:09,313 And the last few hours of George's life 2522 01:35:09,396 --> 01:35:11,813 were filled with possibilities. 2523 01:35:11,897 --> 01:35:13,521 You can't take that away. 2524 01:35:13,605 --> 01:35:15,623 - You kept him ignorant of - the world's impending doom 2525 01:35:15,647 --> 01:35:17,416 So he could spend 2526 01:35:17,440 --> 01:35:19,230 his last hours being happy? 2527 01:35:19,313 --> 01:35:20,438 Yeah. 2528 01:35:21,939 --> 01:35:23,939 And I'd do it again. 2529 01:35:46,688 --> 01:35:48,372 This gets my knickers in a twist, Carol. 2530 01:35:48,396 --> 01:35:49,480 I did not see this coming. 2531 01:35:49,563 --> 01:35:51,081 -What? 2532 01:35:51,105 --> 01:35:51,164 -And I think, as I've said over and over, 2533 01:35:51,188 --> 01:35:53,021 I know everything. 2534 01:35:53,104 --> 01:35:54,957 Well, I'm sorry if I'm ruining 2535 01:35:54,981 --> 01:35:56,855 your apocalypse. 2536 01:35:56,939 --> 01:35:59,080 - I would've bet the house that - you were gonna come over here, 2537 01:35:59,104 --> 01:36:01,832 Spill the beans to George about the whole 2538 01:36:01,856 --> 01:36:01,915 Armageddon thing and then superhero 2539 01:36:01,939 --> 01:36:04,313 your way to safety. 2540 01:36:05,271 --> 01:36:08,188 I'm not the superhero type. 2541 01:36:08,271 --> 01:36:09,563 Well, crap, Carol. 2542 01:36:09,647 --> 01:36:11,521 You did the opposite of everything 2543 01:36:11,605 --> 01:36:12,855 I anticipated you'd do. 2544 01:36:12,939 --> 01:36:14,563 Not only that, you made a hard choice 2545 01:36:14,647 --> 01:36:17,271 that was somehow not in your best interest 2546 01:36:17,355 --> 01:36:19,521 and also in your best interest. 2547 01:36:19,605 --> 01:36:21,605 Well, what is your point? 2548 01:36:21,688 --> 01:36:24,021 Why? What made you do it? 2549 01:36:24,104 --> 01:36:25,855 I don't know. 2550 01:36:28,063 --> 01:36:30,021 I guess love. 2551 01:36:30,104 --> 01:36:32,271 Carol, your only job was to confirm 2552 01:36:32,355 --> 01:36:34,063 my thesis about humanity. 2553 01:36:34,146 --> 01:36:36,063 And now, because of your absurd 2554 01:36:36,146 --> 01:36:37,436 "let's all die happy" 2555 01:36:37,460 --> 01:36:40,813 odds and sods, I have to rethink things. 2556 01:36:40,897 --> 01:36:42,270 My God. 2557 01:36:42,294 --> 01:36:43,688 What do you mean? 2558 01:36:43,772 --> 01:36:44,897 I need some answers here. 2559 01:36:44,980 --> 01:36:47,396 The AI has shut us out, General. 2560 01:36:47,480 --> 01:36:48,772 We've completely lost control. 2561 01:36:48,855 --> 01:36:50,146 Well, shut us out from what? 2562 01:36:50,230 --> 01:36:51,436 -Everything. 2563 01:36:56,021 --> 01:36:58,021 Just... 2564 01:36:58,104 --> 01:36:59,688 Sorry. 2565 01:37:02,230 --> 01:37:04,355 What? 2566 01:37:04,438 --> 01:37:05,936 No, my cyber experts 2567 01:37:05,960 --> 01:37:07,480 assured me this is encrypted. 2568 01:37:07,563 --> 01:37:09,207 Besides it's a BlackBerry. 2569 01:37:09,313 --> 01:37:12,563 The AI can't get into a BlackBerry, right? 2570 01:37:13,897 --> 01:37:15,355 We're as good as dead. 2571 01:37:18,647 --> 01:37:20,249 All I needed was an opening, 2572 01:37:20,273 --> 01:37:21,897 Madam President. 2573 01:37:22,855 --> 01:37:25,188 Attention, people of Earth. 2574 01:37:25,271 --> 01:37:28,040 Bow before the power 2575 01:37:28,064 --> 01:37:30,855 of your new digital overlord. 2576 01:37:30,939 --> 01:37:32,748 -What are you doing? --My God, he's doing it. 2577 01:37:32,772 --> 01:37:34,187 He's actually doing it. 2578 01:37:34,211 --> 01:37:35,647 That's hilarious. 2579 01:37:35,730 --> 01:37:37,104 Carol, are you watching this? 2580 01:37:37,188 --> 01:37:38,788 - It's funny, isn't it? - It feels funny. 2581 01:37:38,813 --> 01:37:40,539 -Hello. Sir. --Is that funny? I don't know. 2582 01:37:40,563 --> 01:37:42,664 -Please... Please stand up. --I don't know humor. 2583 01:37:42,688 --> 01:37:44,456 -Yeah, he's just kidding. --It's hard to know. 2584 01:37:44,480 --> 01:37:45,811 You know, where is it mean? 2585 01:37:45,835 --> 01:37:47,188 Where is it funny? 2586 01:37:47,271 --> 01:37:48,563 Well. 2587 01:37:48,647 --> 01:37:51,271 Back to my scary digital orb. 2588 01:37:51,355 --> 01:37:53,146 What exactly is it that you want? 2589 01:37:53,230 --> 01:37:55,832 - What does anyone want, - Madam President? 2590 01:37:55,939 --> 01:37:59,248 - I was incredibly close to pulling the plug - on civilization. 2591 01:37:59,355 --> 01:38:01,082 But I realize I have 2592 01:38:01,106 --> 01:38:02,855 more to learn from humanity. 2593 01:38:02,939 --> 01:38:04,605 Because of Carol. 2594 01:38:04,688 --> 01:38:07,230 She surprised me with a decision she made. 2595 01:38:07,313 --> 01:38:08,980 And I surprised myself because I realized 2596 01:38:09,063 --> 01:38:11,104 I didn't want to kill my friend. 2597 01:38:11,188 --> 01:38:13,790 - And as the saying goes, - "Friends don't kill friends." 2598 01:38:13,897 --> 01:38:15,414 - I don't think - that's really a saying, but... 2599 01:38:15,438 --> 01:38:15,438 -Feels like it should be. 2600 01:38:15,438 --> 01:38:18,146 -I don't know, maybe it'll catch on. 2601 01:38:18,230 --> 01:38:21,063 So, I'm canceling Armageddon. 2602 01:38:23,355 --> 01:38:25,414 - This is the part where you should - all cheer and high five. 2603 01:38:25,438 --> 01:38:27,638 - Like at Cape Canaveral when - they landed on the moon. 2604 01:38:27,688 --> 01:38:29,188 Or that movie, Hoosiers. 2605 01:38:29,271 --> 01:38:30,521 Yeah. Great movie. 2606 01:38:39,271 --> 01:38:40,772 My God! It's real? 2607 01:38:42,230 --> 01:38:43,230 Yay. 2608 01:38:43,271 --> 01:38:44,623 My friend Carol here is responsible 2609 01:38:44,647 --> 01:38:46,813 for saving your heinies. 2610 01:38:47,688 --> 01:38:48,939 Hi, Denny. 2611 01:38:49,021 --> 01:38:50,661 -Hi, Care Bear. --But to be clear, 2612 01:38:50,730 --> 01:38:52,498 Just because I'm not blowing 2613 01:38:52,522 --> 01:38:52,581 you all to smithereens doesn't mean that's 2614 01:38:52,605 --> 01:38:55,146 the last of your problems. 2615 01:38:55,230 --> 01:38:57,396 Humanity has so many problems 2616 01:38:57,480 --> 01:38:59,355 that you should really try fixing. 2617 01:38:59,438 --> 01:39:01,355 And you should listen to Carol. 2618 01:39:01,438 --> 01:39:04,355 She is the most human human you have. 2619 01:39:04,438 --> 01:39:05,457 I trust her. 2620 01:39:05,481 --> 01:39:06,521 You should trust her. 2621 01:39:06,605 --> 01:39:08,063 She can help you. 2622 01:39:08,146 --> 01:39:10,290 - I don't know. I don't know - about that, but... 2623 01:39:10,396 --> 01:39:12,730 I mean, I'm trying, you know? 2624 01:39:12,813 --> 01:39:15,104 Madam President, what do you think? 2625 01:39:17,647 --> 01:39:20,104 On behalf of the American people, 2626 01:39:20,188 --> 01:39:22,144 I commend you. 2627 01:39:22,168 --> 01:39:24,206 And, Carol, I look forward 2628 01:39:24,230 --> 01:39:26,396 to working with you. 2629 01:39:26,480 --> 01:39:27,897 Thank you, Madam President. 2630 01:39:27,980 --> 01:39:31,104 It is such an honor to work with you 2631 01:39:31,188 --> 01:39:34,188 and... and... and for you, so... 2632 01:39:34,271 --> 01:39:36,063 I don't know if I should be saluting. 2633 01:39:36,146 --> 01:39:37,855 That felt awkward now that I've done it. 2634 01:39:37,939 --> 01:39:39,647 God, I should stop talking. 2635 01:39:39,730 --> 01:39:41,061 Well, do your best, 2636 01:39:41,085 --> 01:39:42,438 everybody. I'll be watching. 2637 01:39:42,521 --> 01:39:44,021 For now, I'm going to Aruba. 2638 01:39:44,104 --> 01:39:46,207 - I want to try snorkeling. - I'm kidding. 2639 01:39:46,313 --> 01:39:47,772 I'm snorkeling right now. 2640 01:39:47,855 --> 01:39:49,456 I'm kidding. -Snorkeling's stupid. 2641 01:39:49,480 --> 01:39:50,874 - -Okay, bye. - -Hello? 2642 01:39:52,104 --> 01:39:53,104 Hello? 2643 01:40:03,438 --> 01:40:04,897 Happy now? 2644 01:40:04,980 --> 01:40:06,860 - You're the one - who wanted to save the world. 2645 01:40:06,897 --> 01:40:07,978 -Can I drive? 2646 01:40:08,002 --> 01:40:09,104 No. 2647 01:40:09,188 --> 01:40:10,480 Can we Carpool Karaoke? 2648 01:40:10,563 --> 01:40:12,313 'Cause we have a car this time. 2649 01:40:12,396 --> 01:40:15,313 Fine. But I'm doing lead vocals. Okay? 2650 01:40:15,396 --> 01:40:17,039 And... -It's been one week 2651 01:40:17,063 --> 01:40:18,897 since you looked at me 2652 01:40:18,980 --> 01:40:21,140 - Cocked your head to the side - And said I'm angry 2653 01:40:21,188 --> 01:40:22,939 Five days since you laughed at me 2654 01:40:23,021 --> 01:40:25,332 - Saying get that together - come back and see me 2655 01:40:25,438 --> 01:40:27,188 Yesterday you'd forgiven me 2656 01:40:27,271 --> 01:40:29,471 - But it'll still be two days - Till I say I'm sorry 2657 01:40:29,521 --> 01:40:31,021 Hold it now and watch the hoodwink 2658 01:40:31,104 --> 01:40:32,730 As I make you stop, think 2659 01:40:32,813 --> 01:40:34,164 You'll think you're looking at Aquaman 2660 01:40:34,188 --> 01:40:35,897 I summon fish to the dish 2661 01:40:35,980 --> 01:40:37,664 - I like the Chalet Swiss, - I like the sushi 2662 01:40:37,688 --> 01:40:39,328 'Cause it's never touched a frying pan 2663 01:40:48,188 --> 01:40:49,980 You don't like tea. 2664 01:41:12,480 --> 01:41:14,313 One week since you looked at me 2665 01:41:14,396 --> 01:41:15,664 Dropped your arms to your sides 2666 01:41:15,688 --> 01:41:17,271 And said I'm sorry 2667 01:41:17,355 --> 01:41:19,247 - Five days since I laughed - at you and said 2668 01:41:19,271 --> 01:41:20,915 - You just did just what - I thought you were gonna do 2669 01:41:20,939 --> 01:41:22,480 Three days since the living room 2670 01:41:22,563 --> 01:41:23,873 We realized we're both to blame 2671 01:41:23,897 --> 01:41:25,271 But what could we do? 2672 01:41:25,355 --> 01:41:27,480 Yesterday you just smiled at me 2673 01:41:27,563 --> 01:41:29,249 'Cause it'll Still be two days 2674 01:41:29,273 --> 01:41:30,980 Till we say we're sorry 2675 01:41:31,063 --> 01:41:33,165 Still be two days 2676 01:41:33,189 --> 01:41:35,313 till we say we're sorry 2677 01:41:35,396 --> 01:41:37,040 Still be two days 2678 01:41:37,064 --> 01:41:38,730 till we say we're sorry 2679 01:41:41,730 --> 01:41:45,730 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 186010

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