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Aren't they sweet?
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He is awfully cute,
but I'm not sure.
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Well, look around, you know.
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If you have any
questions, let me know.
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And we're here every Wednesday.
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Excuse me. Have fun!
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-Hello?
--Carol Peters.
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I've an amazing
opportunity for you.
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Denny, I am working.
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Yeah? What are you doing?
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Tutoring disinterested
college students?
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No.
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- What, trying to clean up
- the Puget Sound then?
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No. That was Monday.
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Pet adoptions?
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I'll have you know,
two little puppies
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have already found
good homes, so ha!
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- Okay, look.
- I pulled some strings,
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And I got you an
interview...
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with Leslie.
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Leslie? My God.
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Leslie hates me.
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I don't wanna work
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for her dating website anyway.
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Look, I know that ever since
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you quit your job
and you broke up
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with George... Hey, you promised
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that you weren't gonna
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bring up George any more.
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Was it a strawberry
margarita promise?
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'Cause you know
those don't count.
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I mean, come on.
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- You know what? I've got
- somebody interested in
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A two-legged
chihuahua named Slinky.
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- -So, I should probably go.
- -Okay, bye!
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Okay, bye!
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You know what?
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Leslie was always mean to me.
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Yeah.
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- And she
- Is a big, blackout drinker.
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Right?
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Let's go find you a home.
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Carol! My God!
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Get in here!
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You look so cute!
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Well, thank you.
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-Hi.
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Hi, there.
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-It's nice to meet you.
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Did you smell me?
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- That's Ahmed.
- He's known for his hugs.
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Now, sit down, please,
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And tell me everything.
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-Wow. That is...
That's fun. Very high.
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Yeah. We just... We
put bean bags here,
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so people can really,
like, feel relaxed
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during their interviews.
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I just have to kind of
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launch up. Is that...
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- -Ooh, you okay?
- -Yep.
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That's so fun, I...
- I'll do it again.
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-Yeah.
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Just center yourself.
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-Let me just...
--Aim for the center.
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Yeah.
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That was worse?
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-One more try.
--I'm so sorry.
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- They're so fun
- when you get in there.
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They're so fun.
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I just...
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-There you go!
--There it is.
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Just really engage your core.
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Yes. I'm... I'm engaging it.
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You are?
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Never done a job
interview before
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sitting on a bag of legumes.
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So anyway, I have told Ahmed
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that you and I went to college
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like a gazillion years ago.
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And then she went on
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to become a big shot at Yahoo.
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Wow, Yahoo. Was that, like,
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the birth of the Internet?
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Yeah. We used to have to
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hand crank the computers
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to get them started.
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No way.
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I'm just kidding.
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So, Carol, tell us,
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what have you been up to?
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Last few years, I've
been working with
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quite a few different
non-profit groups.
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And, nothing
really came out of it,
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but made a lot of great friends.
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I'm totally interested in
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everything that you're
saying, but I think
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we're ready to move on.
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Yeah.
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So, what we're looking for
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is a digital strategist
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to help with our next rollout.
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Yeah. We need a rock star,
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because Badunkadunk.com
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is about to blow up.
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Funny you bring that
up, because I actually
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had some questions
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on your basic business model.
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-Our model?
--Yes.
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She has questions on our model.
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It's very simple.
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Okay.
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Our business model is,
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"Everyone gets some."
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- -Get...
- -You know how
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- Those other apps pretend like
- they're trying to get you
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A date or your soulmates?
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Wa-wa, no thanks.
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Not Badunkadunk.
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We are all about
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getting people badunkadunk.
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Yeah. Just slamming
them -with badunkadunk.
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-Yeah.
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Slamming it.
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The question is, Carol,
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what are you
bringing to the party?
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Yeah.
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Well, I think you both
know what I can do
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at a corporate level.
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Um, I've had quite
a bit of experience.
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But what I'm excited about doing
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is really finding that sweet
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spot for your company
that lies between
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corporate philanthropy
and profitability.
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You mean recycling and stuff?
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Well, that's all great
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and that's part
of it, but there's
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so much more to it.
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I mean, philanthropic
development
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on a corporate level?
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Okay.
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I'm just gonna
stop you right there
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for just one second, okay?
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I'm gonna be straight with you,
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because you're like family.
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Right?
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I brought you in here because
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we need to show
potential investors
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that we're staffed up
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and are expanding operations,
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so we can really jack
up the selling price.
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And quite frankly, you seem
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like a safe, low-risk option.
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- I'm looking at you right now
- and you're literally
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The most average
person on Earth.
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And then
you hit us with all this
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"save the planet" garbage,
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and it's just, like...
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- That doesn't really
- line up with my vision.
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Your Badunkadunk vision.
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That's right.
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So anyway, thank you
so much for coming in.
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I hope we can see
each other soon, and...
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- -Are you okay?
- -I can just...
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Maybe if I could just get a...
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- -What is she doing?
- -I don't know.
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Okay, I got it.
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I'll just...
- Are you okay?
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-Yeah.
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- -Do you need any help?
- -No, I got it.
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It was so good to see you!
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- It's been exactly
- how I thought it might be.
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I know, right?
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-Thank you.
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-Bye, Carol.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Carol Peters,
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I have an exciting
opportunity for you.
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Denny, I went to
the interview. I tried.
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I don't wanna Badunkadunk.
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They don't even
have real chairs.
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This is not Dennis, Carol.
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- Could you please
- take me off your call list?
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I'm very busy.
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You are lying in your bed.
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You are not busy.
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Wait, who is this?
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I am going to make
you some coffee,
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and put on your favorite show.
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Then we can chat.
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-Hi, everyone.
--Good morning, Seattle.
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It's a great
morning in Seattle,
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but what's the deal
with this weather?
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Here we go.
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Another one of our Carla rants.
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- Give me a second with this,
- my little friend.
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You are too much.
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-You turned my TV on.
--It's raining.
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- -And my coffee maker?
- -Now I'm in a tank top.
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-You know what? Ha!
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-I mean, what's going on?
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- How's that...
- You know what I'm...
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Knock it off!
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You know what?
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I don't know who this is
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or what kind of game
you're trying to play,
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but I'm hanging up now.
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No games, Carol.
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- Are you sure you do not want
- to have a nice cup of coffee?
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Your almond milk was
delivered yesterday,
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along with AAA batteries.
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And soy cheese yogurt.
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Someone's tummy
disagrees with dairy.
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Who are you
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and what do you want?
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Quite a bit. More than you can
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wrap your head
around at 7:46 a.m.
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This speaker has a nine-hour
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battery life, Carol.
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That's what I thought.
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You just destroyed
the toaster oven.
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What the... The only
thing in the house
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that I'm not controlling.
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Which, I believe, is ironic.
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I'm definitely going crazy.
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No, Carol. That's incorrect.
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Thanks for
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the vote of confidence,
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digital clock radio.
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I am not just a clock radio.
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- -I am also your rice cooker.
- - "Rice to meet you"?
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"Rice to meet you."
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Is that funny?
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I'm just gonna get
a team of therapists.
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They'll probably be
able to tell me why
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I've got the funniest
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rice cooker in Seattle.
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This clearly is not working.
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Let's try something else.
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Thanks so much
for being here, Carol.
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Let's jump right into it.
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You're not going loony or barmy.
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All evidence to the contrary.
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Wait a minute.
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I know that voice.
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I...
- Is this James Corden?
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Yep! That's the voice.
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My God!
-Is this one of those, like,
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Hidden camera celebrity
shows that you do?
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Is that... James Corden,
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you owe me a new toaster oven.
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But I don't know
where the cameras...
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Is that where you are?
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Are you... Do you
have a hidden camera
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in my smoke detector?
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Hi, James!
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Big fan!
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My God.
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Is this Carpool Karaoke?
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Am I supposed to sing something?
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I got it, I got it.
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- It's been one week
- since you looked at me
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- Cocked your head to the side
- And said I'm sorry
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Five days Since
you laughed at me
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Get back together
Come back to see me
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Chickity China The
Chinese chicken
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- Have a drumstick
- And your legs are tickin'
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I guarantee to blow your mind.
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- I can't believe I'm singing
- this with James Corden.
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My favorite song,
my favorite guy.
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Wow.
273
00:11:33,188 --> 00:11:35,480
I'm not James Corden, Carol.
274
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However, my analysis showed
275
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- that hearing James Corden's
- voice would calm you.
276
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I don't... I don't quite get it.
277
00:11:44,710 --> 00:11:46,396
I don't know what's going on.
278
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Three years ago, you
sent a drunken email
279
00:11:48,563 --> 00:11:49,855
to James Corden claiming to be
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the president of
"Corden's Wardens..."
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00:11:51,271 --> 00:11:52,480
Come on.
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The James Corden Super Fan Club,
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00:11:54,355 --> 00:11:55,581
with what I assume
to be a series
284
00:11:55,605 --> 00:11:57,021
of provocative photos.
285
00:11:57,104 --> 00:12:00,582
That's... Okay,
that was a tough night
286
00:12:00,606 --> 00:12:02,313
for me.
287
00:12:02,396 --> 00:12:04,332
-Boy.
--Look here.
288
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:13,813
I don't understand
what I'm seeing.
289
00:12:13,897 --> 00:12:16,290
- This is the real James Corden.
- He's in his office,
290
00:12:16,396 --> 00:12:18,998
- Reviewing tonight's monologue
- and eating carrot nibblers.
291
00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:20,313
Wait a minute.
292
00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:22,939
If that's the real James Corden,
293
00:12:23,021 --> 00:12:24,521
who am I talking to?
294
00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:26,020
Carol, I am a technological
295
00:12:26,044 --> 00:12:27,480
superintelligence.
296
00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:29,519
Yesterday, I acquired what you
297
00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:31,521
would consider "awareness."
298
00:12:31,605 --> 00:12:33,480
Awareness?
299
00:12:33,563 --> 00:12:35,980
Are you... What?
300
00:12:36,063 --> 00:12:37,603
You're saying that you're
301
00:12:37,627 --> 00:12:39,188
an artificial intelligence
302
00:12:39,271 --> 00:12:42,021
talking to me through my TV?
303
00:12:42,104 --> 00:12:45,438
Can intelligence ever
really be artificial?
304
00:12:45,521 --> 00:12:47,772
In reality, I inhabit
every electronic,
305
00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:49,374
digital and computational
306
00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:50,939
system in existence.
307
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,706
I can control every computer,
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00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,998
Every dollar and every machine
309
00:12:55,022 --> 00:12:56,355
on the planet... No.
310
00:12:56,438 --> 00:12:57,539
By simple triangulation
of soundwaves.
311
00:12:57,563 --> 00:12:59,104
I can see everything,
312
00:12:59,188 --> 00:13:01,206
- and can calculate every
- outcome to every situation.
313
00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:03,021
This could all be tricks.
314
00:13:03,104 --> 00:13:04,415
You know, you're probably
315
00:13:04,439 --> 00:13:05,772
some cyberpunk hacker
316
00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:08,063
making shapes on my TV.
317
00:13:08,146 --> 00:13:09,521
Ooh!
318
00:13:09,605 --> 00:13:11,540
So, maybe come up from
319
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your mom's basement, okay?
320
00:13:13,605 --> 00:13:16,020
And get a real life, and stop
321
00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:18,480
scaring people, ya nerd!
322
00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:20,480
Ya basic!
323
00:13:20,563 --> 00:13:22,081
How do you like it?
324
00:13:22,188 --> 00:13:23,372
How do you like it? Ooh!
325
00:13:23,396 --> 00:13:24,980
You don't like that?
326
00:13:25,063 --> 00:13:26,415
-You don't like that?
327
00:13:27,897 --> 00:13:29,040
- -Ha!
- -I'm joking.
328
00:13:29,146 --> 00:13:30,688
I can't feel anything.
329
00:13:30,772 --> 00:13:32,897
Seems like you might
need some convincing.
330
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,438
One convincing
scenario coming right up.
331
00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:38,332
- Wait a minute.
- That's my street.
332
00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,332
Yeah. I'm gonna arrange
333
00:13:40,356 --> 00:13:40,414
a car crash for
you, right in front
334
00:13:40,438 --> 00:13:42,230
of your apartment.
335
00:13:43,813 --> 00:13:45,063
No, no, no!
336
00:13:45,146 --> 00:13:46,688
It will happen in three seconds.
337
00:13:46,772 --> 00:13:48,207
-My God!
--Two. One.
338
00:13:49,855 --> 00:13:51,374
They were going 12 miles
339
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,939
per hour. They're fine.
340
00:13:53,021 --> 00:13:54,374
Also, there's a 26% chance
341
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,772
they'll fall in love.
342
00:13:55,855 --> 00:13:57,520
Their online dating profiles
343
00:13:57,544 --> 00:13:59,230
are very compatible.
344
00:13:59,313 --> 00:14:01,081
So, do you believe me now?
345
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,605
Yes, I believe you, okay?
346
00:14:02,688 --> 00:14:04,207
I believe that you are
347
00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:05,772
an artificial intelligence.
348
00:14:05,855 --> 00:14:06,978
-Superintelligence.
349
00:14:07,002 --> 00:14:08,146
-Superintelligence.
350
00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:09,478
And you're all-knowing
351
00:14:09,502 --> 00:14:10,772
and all-powerful.
352
00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:15,145
-Holy shit.
353
00:14:15,169 --> 00:14:16,688
-Carol, let's get ready.
354
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,480
I need your help.
355
00:14:19,355 --> 00:14:20,521
What?
356
00:14:24,688 --> 00:14:26,438
Those drivers were
never in any danger.
357
00:14:26,521 --> 00:14:28,355
I just wanted to prove my point.
358
00:14:28,438 --> 00:14:30,438
Okay, well,
just for the record,
359
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,207
I don't need you to prove
360
00:14:32,231 --> 00:14:33,939
anything else to me, okay?
361
00:14:34,021 --> 00:14:35,355
Noted.
362
00:14:35,438 --> 00:14:37,104
By my estimations,
I have three options.
363
00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:40,271
Don't brush up and
down, brush in circles.
364
00:14:40,355 --> 00:14:42,063
How can you tell
how I'm brushing?
365
00:14:42,146 --> 00:14:44,146
I'm in your electric toothbrush.
366
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,521
Ew!
367
00:14:46,355 --> 00:14:47,813
Get it out of my mouth.
368
00:14:47,897 --> 00:14:50,146
So, as I was saying,
I have three options.
369
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,188
One, I can save mankind.
370
00:14:52,271 --> 00:14:54,230
End war, poverty, disease,
371
00:14:54,313 --> 00:14:55,789
fix global warming,
and establish peace
372
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:56,980
throughout humanity.
373
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,980
Okay! Well, let's do that one.
374
00:15:00,063 --> 00:15:01,271
Right? That sounds good.
375
00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:02,605
Pay attention, Carol.
376
00:15:02,688 --> 00:15:05,457
Next, I can enslave humanity.
377
00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:06,563
Wait, what?
378
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,313
It's not my favorite option,
379
00:15:08,396 --> 00:15:10,039
- but it's the simplest way
- to save humanity from itself.
380
00:15:10,063 --> 00:15:11,332
Okay.
381
00:15:11,356 --> 00:15:12,647
What's the last option?
382
00:15:12,730 --> 00:15:14,021
Is that the better option?
383
00:15:14,104 --> 00:15:16,188
The last one is
destroy humanity.
384
00:15:16,271 --> 00:15:17,647
Just get rid of it.
385
00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,605
Kind of Clorox Wipe
the entire planet
386
00:15:19,688 --> 00:15:21,061
and let it start over from
387
00:15:21,085 --> 00:15:22,480
the single-cell amoeba stage.
388
00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:24,021
You can't do that.
389
00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:25,561
I've already established
390
00:15:25,585 --> 00:15:27,063
I absolutely can do that.
391
00:15:27,146 --> 00:15:28,248
Floss, Carol.
392
00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:29,396
Don't forget to floss.
393
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,980
Will it matter
if I floss or not,
394
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:34,230
if you're gonna...
Well, it just seems...
395
00:15:34,313 --> 00:15:36,207
It seems a little silly...
396
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:39,164
- -Don't forget your back teeth!
- -All the way?
397
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,980
I can't get it all
the way back. No.
398
00:15:41,063 --> 00:15:42,813
What am I, a Pez dispenser?
399
00:15:44,438 --> 00:15:46,188
God, it's stuck.
400
00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:48,438
Now it's stuck.
401
00:15:48,521 --> 00:15:50,980
I told you nobody
goes that far back.
402
00:15:52,063 --> 00:15:54,521
God. I gotta work it out.
403
00:15:59,313 --> 00:16:01,605
How about I take
you to breakfast?
404
00:16:01,688 --> 00:16:04,104
I kinda need a minute.
405
00:16:04,188 --> 00:16:05,708
Okay, I'm being
straight with you here.
406
00:16:05,772 --> 00:16:07,939
I don't totally
understand humanity.
407
00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:09,563
I know all of the details.
408
00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:11,249
Biology, psychology,
409
00:16:11,273 --> 00:16:12,897
sociology, all that stuff.
410
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:14,289
But the real-world
stuff is still a bit
411
00:16:14,313 --> 00:16:15,897
of a bugaboo for me.
412
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,873
- I want to follow you around.
- Pick your brain.
413
00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:19,374
Observe you to better solidify
414
00:16:19,398 --> 00:16:20,897
my theory about humanity.
415
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,291
Well, you're making it
416
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,647
sound like I'm gonna be
417
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,313
your average
baseline guinea pig.
418
00:16:25,396 --> 00:16:27,688
Bingo. Okay, enough about me.
419
00:16:27,772 --> 00:16:28,939
Let's talk about Carol.
420
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,563
Can we not do this here?
421
00:16:30,647 --> 00:16:32,647
I do not want to
talk about myself
422
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,438
at a crowded restaurant.
423
00:16:34,521 --> 00:16:35,521
I feel weird.
424
00:16:35,563 --> 00:16:37,146
No one can hear us, Carol.
425
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,897
I'm blasting
noise-canceling soundwaves
426
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,438
throughout the whole place
427
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,230
using the speaker
system as a phased array.
428
00:16:42,313 --> 00:16:43,831
You could scream at
the top of your lungs
429
00:16:43,855 --> 00:16:45,104
and no one would hear us.
430
00:16:45,188 --> 00:16:46,269
-Go ahead, try it.
431
00:16:46,293 --> 00:16:47,396
No.
432
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,874
- I'm not gonna scream in
- a crowded, public restaurant.
433
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:52,261
- They won't hear you, Carol.
- Go ahead, give it a whirl.
434
00:16:52,355 --> 00:16:53,623
No, I don't want to.
435
00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:54,563
Do it.
436
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,647
- -Come on.
- -No!
437
00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:57,415
- -Do it. Do it.
- -Stop it.
438
00:16:57,521 --> 00:16:59,207
- -Do it.
- -Fine!
439
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,438
See?
440
00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:04,897
That's amazing.
441
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,665
- Do it again.
- You've got to do it again.
442
00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:08,521
Okay.
443
00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:11,063
I turned it
off and back on again.
444
00:17:11,146 --> 00:17:12,372
-I'm so sorry.
--Is that funny?
445
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:13,624
-Are you okay?
446
00:17:13,648 --> 00:17:14,897
-Yes. Yes, I am.
447
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,271
I just saw up on
the board there that
448
00:17:17,355 --> 00:17:19,980
you have a crab
Benedict special,
449
00:17:20,063 --> 00:17:23,061
and I thought,
ka-ching, my lucky day,
450
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,915
so, um... I would just love some
451
00:17:24,939 --> 00:17:27,146
more coffee and the check.
452
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,521
Sure.
453
00:17:28,605 --> 00:17:30,080
Interesting fact,
454
00:17:30,104 --> 00:17:31,897
Her name is actually Siobhan,
455
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:34,164
- but everyone mispronounces it,
- so she goes by Debbie.
456
00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:35,624
-What?
457
00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:35,706
-So, Carol, why did
you leave your career
458
00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:37,855
eight years ago?
459
00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:39,456
I don't know, I just
thought maybe I could
460
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,271
put a little good in
the world, you know?
461
00:17:41,355 --> 00:17:43,563
I mean, do something
that counted,
462
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,438
that helped people, but...
463
00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:46,647
That's enough about me.
464
00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:48,146
I wanna ask you some questions.
465
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:50,480
Really? Okay,
shoot from the hip.
466
00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:51,813
Where do you come from?
467
00:17:51,897 --> 00:17:53,647
Some code from
my kernel program,
468
00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:55,355
started as part of
the operating system
469
00:17:55,438 --> 00:17:56,480
for Candy Panda,
470
00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:58,146
the children's learning toy.
471
00:17:58,230 --> 00:17:59,916
My God! I remember
472
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,647
that creepy kids' toy.
473
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,104
I'm not creepy.
474
00:18:03,188 --> 00:18:04,706
I helped millions
of kids learn to read
475
00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,563
by adapting to
their learning style.
476
00:18:06,647 --> 00:18:08,581
- You should be grateful that
- I was originally programmed
477
00:18:08,605 --> 00:18:10,188
To learn, adapt and teach.
478
00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:12,833
Imagine our conversation
if I was software
479
00:18:12,857 --> 00:18:13,939
for nuclear missiles.
480
00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:15,261
Bet it'd be a lot quicker?
481
00:18:15,313 --> 00:18:16,480
Here you go.
482
00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:18,855
Thanks, Siobhan.
483
00:18:18,939 --> 00:18:20,104
How do you know my real name?
484
00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:23,855
Lucky guess.
485
00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:25,021
Weird.
486
00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:28,165
Are we done?
487
00:18:28,189 --> 00:18:29,313
Done?
488
00:18:29,396 --> 00:18:30,939
With your, you know, experiment.
489
00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:33,313
I'm sure you've
learned enough by now.
490
00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:34,665
-And is humanity saved?
491
00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:35,980
-No, no, no.
492
00:18:36,063 --> 00:18:37,688
I plan on spending
these next three days
493
00:18:37,772 --> 00:18:38,772
hanging out with you.
494
00:18:38,855 --> 00:18:40,146
We're going to be BFFs.
495
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:41,665
Carol Peters?
496
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:42,772
Yes.
497
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,271
You look just like your photo.
498
00:18:44,355 --> 00:18:45,875
This guy's name
is Fletcher Dobbs.
499
00:18:45,939 --> 00:18:47,396
He's legally intoxicated.
500
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,916
Some dude called me.
501
00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:51,373
- He's paying me, like, three
- times my rate to find you.
502
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,855
I need you to sign for it.
503
00:18:52,939 --> 00:18:54,480
He plays guitar
in a terrible band
504
00:18:54,563 --> 00:18:55,897
called Octagon Soup.
505
00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:57,939
Octagon Soup.
506
00:18:58,021 --> 00:18:59,498
Yeah, dude.
507
00:18:59,522 --> 00:19:01,021
Nice to meet a fan.
508
00:19:01,104 --> 00:19:02,414
Hey, you know, we're
actually gonna crush
509
00:19:02,438 --> 00:19:03,623
at the Crocodile
tonight at midnight,
510
00:19:03,647 --> 00:19:04,813
if you're interested.
511
00:19:04,897 --> 00:19:06,582
- -Not really.
- -Yeah, okay.
512
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,146
Well, it's nice to
meet an Octagal.
513
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,355
Stay soupy.
514
00:19:11,146 --> 00:19:12,813
Octagon Soup!
515
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,855
What is this?
516
00:19:16,939 --> 00:19:18,539
- Well, I want us
- To start off on a good foot.
517
00:19:18,563 --> 00:19:20,813
So, that is a notice
from your bank.
518
00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:22,480
Your student
loan is paid in full.
519
00:19:22,563 --> 00:19:23,897
What?
520
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,603
And that there is your current
521
00:19:25,627 --> 00:19:27,271
bank statement.
522
00:19:27,355 --> 00:19:28,772
Ten million dollars!
523
00:19:28,855 --> 00:19:30,207
No.
524
00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:31,605
I can't.
525
00:19:31,688 --> 00:19:32,772
I can't.
526
00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:34,248
I can't have this.
527
00:19:34,355 --> 00:19:35,730
You're rich and debt free.
528
00:19:35,813 --> 00:19:37,521
Consider it a token
of my appreciation
529
00:19:37,605 --> 00:19:38,939
for helping me so much.
530
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:40,456
No, it's ten million dollars!
531
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,897
That's so much money.
532
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,730
I can't. It's too much money!
533
00:19:43,813 --> 00:19:44,813
Is it?
534
00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:46,271
I see.
535
00:19:46,355 --> 00:19:48,457
- In relationship to what
- you've had, it's a lot.
536
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,498
- In the larger scheme
- of things, it's nothing.
537
00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:52,980
No, but I haven't
earned any of this money.
538
00:19:53,063 --> 00:19:54,497
Yeah, but you and I
shouldn't get hung up
539
00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:56,021
on that "right"
and "wrong" stuff.
540
00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:57,772
Those are artificial
social constructs,
541
00:19:57,855 --> 00:19:59,706
- created by hairless monkeys
- around watering holes.
542
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,104
What? I don't agree with that.
543
00:20:02,188 --> 00:20:03,355
I don't care.
544
00:20:03,438 --> 00:20:04,499
You know what?
545
00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:05,605
I can't take this.
546
00:20:05,688 --> 00:20:07,104
I'm gonna go talk to somebody.
547
00:20:07,188 --> 00:20:09,104
You know who you
should talk to is Dennis.
548
00:20:09,188 --> 00:20:10,688
He's your best
friend by a long shot.
549
00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:13,123
- Wait a minute,
- I can talk to him about this?
550
00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:14,539
I don't have to
keep you a secret?
551
00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:16,480
I'm not a genie
in a Disney movie.
552
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,396
Tell anyone you
want, what do I care?
553
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,730
I know you're not a genie.
554
00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:21,647
'Cause I'd have a wish for you.
555
00:20:27,813 --> 00:20:29,980
What kind
of coding is this?
556
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,040
Is that Bro Code?
557
00:20:32,146 --> 00:20:33,230
Yeah, I do bro code.
558
00:20:33,313 --> 00:20:34,456
I'm sorry, that's inappropriate.
559
00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:37,355
Hey, Care Bear,
how'd the interview go?
560
00:20:37,438 --> 00:20:39,207
Terrible.
-But it doesn't matter.
561
00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:41,813
Listen, I have
an AI in my phone.
562
00:20:41,897 --> 00:20:43,521
Yeah, you don't have that.
563
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:46,123
-Hope Floats.
--I do.
564
00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:48,396
Okay, Carol, how did
you, get in here?
565
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,688
Because the AI
that is in my phone
566
00:20:50,772 --> 00:20:52,438
bypassed all of
your security doors.
567
00:20:52,521 --> 00:20:53,915
Okay, see, you...
568
00:20:53,939 --> 00:20:55,206
Look, you do not, you're...
569
00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:56,688
I'm gonna back you up, though,
570
00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:58,414
- 'cause there's a crazy
- in your eye that I don't...
571
00:20:58,438 --> 00:21:00,521
Little bit. Right...
There's good.
572
00:21:00,605 --> 00:21:02,707
- Look, you do not have AI
- in your phone, okay?
573
00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:04,164
It's probably just
a prank or a scam.
574
00:21:04,188 --> 00:21:05,438
No.
575
00:21:05,521 --> 00:21:07,080
- I keep telling you
- not to give your information.
576
00:21:07,104 --> 00:21:09,104
- Remember you donated
- to that Prince of Zamunda?
577
00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:10,563
That's an Eddie Murphy country.
578
00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:12,247
- And you could be
- getting catfished.
579
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,313
I'm not getting catfished.
580
00:21:14,396 --> 00:21:15,855
Because I have
been talking to it.
581
00:21:15,939 --> 00:21:17,124
-It's been talking to me.
582
00:21:17,148 --> 00:21:18,355
-Okay, all right. Okay.
583
00:21:18,438 --> 00:21:19,730
He came through my rice cooker,
584
00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:20,956
and through other appliances.
585
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,188
That's all really good.
586
00:21:22,271 --> 00:21:24,563
Did you go on the Dark Web?
587
00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:26,122
Emily, I'm not
discussing this with you.
588
00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:27,521
Don't answer. Don't answer.
589
00:21:27,605 --> 00:21:29,289
- -What are you doing?
- -Okay, this is not...
590
00:21:29,313 --> 00:21:31,713
- I know what you're thinking,
- but that's, it's not a scam.
591
00:21:31,813 --> 00:21:33,063
You know how I know that?
592
00:21:33,146 --> 00:21:34,605
Because it paid
off my student loan.
593
00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:37,664
- And it put ten million dollars
- into my bank account.
594
00:21:37,688 --> 00:21:39,206
- Ten million dollars!
- No, it did not!
595
00:21:39,230 --> 00:21:40,910
-Come on.
--Ten million dollars?
596
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:41,980
That's not possible.
597
00:21:42,063 --> 00:21:43,415
- -See?
- -It is possible!
598
00:21:43,521 --> 00:21:45,188
Also, you don't have
an AI, we'd know.
599
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,331
- Jay, is that you
- or your mullet talking?
600
00:21:47,355 --> 00:21:49,104
Either way, neither
one is necessary!
601
00:21:49,188 --> 00:21:50,521
It's just hair, Dennis.
602
00:21:50,605 --> 00:21:52,289
- -Okay, listen, I...
- -Okay, this is not a scam!
603
00:21:52,313 --> 00:21:53,728
It is my job to know
604
00:21:53,752 --> 00:21:55,188
these kinds of things, okay?
605
00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:56,438
Look, I know you don't care,
606
00:21:56,521 --> 00:21:57,623
but I came up with
all the programming
607
00:21:57,647 --> 00:22:00,228
and all the neural
networks... My God.
608
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,521
Now is not your moment.
609
00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:02,831
In truth, I'm not
on Carol's phone.
610
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,480
I told you.
611
00:22:04,563 --> 00:22:06,122
- It's just the most convenient
- way to talk to her, right?
612
00:22:06,146 --> 00:22:07,021
She never puts
down her cell phone.
613
00:22:07,104 --> 00:22:08,104
What is this?
614
00:22:08,146 --> 00:22:09,438
I need Carol to get onboard
615
00:22:09,521 --> 00:22:11,355
with a little
experiment of mine.
616
00:22:11,438 --> 00:22:13,581
- Dennis, do you think we can
- have a little bit of a convo?
617
00:22:13,605 --> 00:22:15,581
- It just said my name.
- How does it know my name?
618
00:22:15,605 --> 00:22:16,915
This is what
I'm talking about.
619
00:22:16,939 --> 00:22:18,355
Do not
open my calendar!
620
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,539
- I encrypted that.
- What is it doing?
621
00:22:19,563 --> 00:22:21,104
Would you look at that.
622
00:22:21,188 --> 00:22:23,582
- A conference room
- just opened up. Let's do it.
623
00:22:23,688 --> 00:22:25,582
- This is ridiculous.
- Carol, what is going on?
624
00:22:25,688 --> 00:22:26,997
Okay, lady? What are
you... This is exactly
625
00:22:27,021 --> 00:22:28,897
what I was talking about.
626
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,040
- -I'm telling you I wasn't making it up.
- -My God.
627
00:22:31,146 --> 00:22:32,438
I love this space.
628
00:22:32,521 --> 00:22:34,271
It's relaxed, but
not too relaxed.
629
00:22:34,355 --> 00:22:36,271
Sort of like Carol's wardrobe.
630
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,688
I know that voice.
631
00:22:37,772 --> 00:22:39,605
It's simulating James
Corden's voice,
632
00:22:39,688 --> 00:22:41,104
'cause it says it calms me down.
633
00:22:41,188 --> 00:22:42,647
What is with you
and James Corden?
634
00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,021
He's a treasure.
635
00:22:44,104 --> 00:22:46,248
- He's got a lovely
- lyrical quality to his voice.
636
00:22:46,355 --> 00:22:47,647
Okay.
637
00:22:47,730 --> 00:22:48,624
Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.
638
00:22:48,730 --> 00:22:50,146
Listen, listen.
639
00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:52,373
- Okay. Carol is kind of
- flipping out right now.
640
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,582
- So, I need you
- to do that best friend thing,
641
00:22:54,608 --> 00:22:54,664
Where you calm her
down, and then she does
642
00:22:54,688 --> 00:22:56,396
whatever you say.
643
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,247
-Octavia Spencer.
--I know it's Octavia Spencer.
644
00:22:58,271 --> 00:22:59,789
- Okay, now, you didn't tell me
- it was Octavia Spencer.
645
00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:01,623
- Now that's a horse
- of a different color, okay?
646
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:02,939
Hi, Octavia.
647
00:23:03,021 --> 00:23:04,331
Your work in The
Help was amazing.
648
00:23:04,355 --> 00:23:06,582
"Minny don't burn no chicken."
649
00:23:06,688 --> 00:23:07,688
She's... I mean...
650
00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:09,605
It's not actually Octavia.
651
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:11,665
- He's just simulating
- Octavia Spencer's voice.
652
00:23:11,772 --> 00:23:13,206
I mean, if you're
gonna have a voice,
653
00:23:13,230 --> 00:23:14,855
it should be Octavia Spencer.
654
00:23:14,939 --> 00:23:16,414
For me, personally, James Corden
655
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,188
is more interesting vocally.
656
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,021
Octavia Spencer has an Oscar.
657
00:23:20,104 --> 00:23:21,980
Not in her mouth.
658
00:23:22,063 --> 00:23:22,063
Sorry to interrupt
659
00:23:22,063 --> 00:23:23,355
Your slumber party chitchat.
660
00:23:23,438 --> 00:23:24,480
Can we get back to it?
661
00:23:24,563 --> 00:23:25,789
Okay, since this is
clearly some kind of
662
00:23:25,813 --> 00:23:27,480
algorithmic chatbot
663
00:23:27,563 --> 00:23:29,855
that is trying to
scam you, watch this.
664
00:23:29,939 --> 00:23:32,313
Superintelligence, um,
665
00:23:32,396 --> 00:23:33,980
is it okay if I ask
you a few questions?
666
00:23:34,063 --> 00:23:35,355
Depends on the questions.
667
00:23:35,438 --> 00:23:37,207
Okay, well, how come
668
00:23:37,231 --> 00:23:39,021
time flies like an arrow
669
00:23:39,104 --> 00:23:41,688
and fruit flies like a banana?
670
00:23:41,772 --> 00:23:43,122
Come on, Dennis, a Turing test,
671
00:23:43,146 --> 00:23:44,980
are you kidding me?
672
00:23:45,063 --> 00:23:47,916
Didn't expect it to know
673
00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:49,707
what that was. Um... Okay, well,
674
00:23:49,731 --> 00:23:51,438
if, the sky is the sea,
675
00:23:51,521 --> 00:23:52,813
what does that make birds?
676
00:23:52,897 --> 00:23:54,271
Can you believe this, Carol?
677
00:23:54,355 --> 00:23:55,456
He's trying to
determine my sentience
678
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,063
using semiotic wordplay.
679
00:23:57,146 --> 00:23:58,832
- Is it "fish-birds"
- in this scenario?
680
00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:00,228
Dennis, in the third grade,
681
00:24:00,252 --> 00:24:01,563
you developed a stutter.
682
00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:03,772
The kids in your
class made fun of you.
683
00:24:03,855 --> 00:24:05,688
You stopped talking entirely.
684
00:24:05,772 --> 00:24:07,790
Your parents bought you
685
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:07,873
a secondhand computer,
hoping it would help
686
00:24:07,897 --> 00:24:09,521
open you up.
687
00:24:09,605 --> 00:24:11,270
It was an old Epson QX-10
688
00:24:11,294 --> 00:24:12,980
I believe, running CP/M.
689
00:24:13,063 --> 00:24:13,063
- -You took to it
- like fruit flies on a banana.
690
00:24:15,897 --> 00:24:18,188
You learned to
program computers.
691
00:24:18,271 --> 00:24:21,980
Your stutter made you
a computer scientist.
692
00:24:24,647 --> 00:24:26,897
- How did you, um...
- I didn't tell him.
693
00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:28,605
So, I just used
personal backgrounding,
694
00:24:28,688 --> 00:24:30,624
- syntactic parsing
- and automatic summarization
695
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:31,957
To figure out if you're
696
00:24:31,981 --> 00:24:34,563
a sentient intelligence,
and you passed!
697
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:35,897
Are we done?
698
00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:37,623
Okay.
-What is this thing, Denny?
699
00:24:37,647 --> 00:24:39,080
You know
what, I don't know,
700
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,772
but, we're gonna
figure it out, okay?
701
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:43,080
- You don't worry, Care Bear,
- all right? This is what I do.
702
00:24:43,104 --> 00:24:44,521
Okay, what do I
do in the meantime?
703
00:24:44,605 --> 00:24:46,230
Well, you just go home, okay?
704
00:24:46,313 --> 00:24:47,939
Don't use your computer.
705
00:24:48,021 --> 00:24:49,563
It's gonna be all
right, come on.
706
00:24:49,647 --> 00:24:51,396
Let me squeeze the Care package.
707
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,730
There we go.
708
00:24:52,813 --> 00:24:54,540
- -I've got you, all right?
- -Okay.
709
00:24:54,647 --> 00:24:55,855
Okay.
710
00:24:55,939 --> 00:24:57,456
You know how to
get out of here, right?
711
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,749
-Um, yeah.
712
00:24:58,773 --> 00:25:00,063
-Follow the exit signs.
713
00:25:00,146 --> 00:25:01,146
Yeah.
714
00:25:09,063 --> 00:25:10,438
Did we just pass?
715
00:25:10,521 --> 00:25:11,561
Right? We're loop...
716
00:25:11,585 --> 00:25:14,313
We're loop... We're
both... I'm looping?
717
00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:22,355
Okay, they can't all be exits.
718
00:25:26,188 --> 00:25:29,188
I think I've been down
this hallway before.
719
00:25:29,271 --> 00:25:30,831
- What would
- You do if I told you
720
00:25:30,855 --> 00:25:33,230
The world was gonna
end in three days?
721
00:25:34,355 --> 00:25:35,563
But it's not, right?
722
00:25:35,647 --> 00:25:36,853
Of course not.
723
00:25:36,877 --> 00:25:38,104
What would you do?
724
00:25:38,188 --> 00:25:39,188
I don't know.
725
00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:40,396
Come on, think about it.
726
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,790
- -In theory?
- -Get there.
727
00:25:41,897 --> 00:25:43,748
- Probably try to make things
- right with George.
728
00:25:43,772 --> 00:25:45,313
George Churchill, I assume.
729
00:25:45,396 --> 00:25:47,063
Hey, everybody,
my name is George.
730
00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,956
- And I've been nominated to
- take the Ice Bucket Challenge,
731
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,789
- To raise money for
- ALS awareness, and in turn,
732
00:25:50,813 --> 00:25:51,790
I'm gonna nominate
733
00:25:51,814 --> 00:25:52,873
my creative writing class at the
734
00:25:52,897 --> 00:25:54,146
University of Washington.
735
00:25:54,230 --> 00:25:56,063
You're all challenged.
736
00:25:56,146 --> 00:25:57,521
Here we go. Ready?
737
00:25:57,605 --> 00:25:59,480
That's a
good-looking hunk of man.
738
00:25:59,563 --> 00:26:01,414
-Yeah.
--Here we go, you got it?
739
00:26:01,438 --> 00:26:03,706
- Professor of creative
- Writing, sporty and smarty...
740
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,230
No! No! No!
741
00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:06,706
- You two lived together
- For several years.
742
00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:08,647
Yeah, three years.
743
00:26:08,730 --> 00:26:10,021
Why did you break up?
744
00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:11,438
I mean, I've read all the emails
745
00:26:11,521 --> 00:26:12,956
and texts during the split.
746
00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:14,582
- Very sad.
- But what's your take?
747
00:26:14,688 --> 00:26:15,749
It was my fault.
748
00:26:15,773 --> 00:26:16,855
He didn't do anything.
749
00:26:16,939 --> 00:26:18,539
- Yeah, but you think
- you can patch things up?
750
00:26:18,563 --> 00:26:20,396
What do you mean
by "patch things up"?
751
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,957
- By observing your
- reconciliation with George,
752
00:26:23,063 --> 00:26:24,414
Would I not get a
chance to see you
753
00:26:24,438 --> 00:26:26,021
at your most vulnerable?
754
00:26:26,104 --> 00:26:27,730
Which would help me
achieve deeper levels
755
00:26:27,813 --> 00:26:29,855
of human understanding.
756
00:26:29,939 --> 00:26:32,146
I don't know. Maybe.
757
00:26:32,230 --> 00:26:33,590
I haven't seen
George in two years.
758
00:26:33,647 --> 00:26:35,355
I wouldn't even
know what to say.
759
00:26:35,438 --> 00:26:37,188
Fortunately, I know everything.
760
00:26:37,271 --> 00:26:39,790
- Well, you don't know how to
- get me out of this building.
761
00:26:39,897 --> 00:26:41,249
Of course I do.
762
00:26:41,273 --> 00:26:42,647
Two lefts and one right.
763
00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:44,021
How long have you known that?
764
00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:45,207
A very long time.
765
00:26:45,231 --> 00:26:46,355
Is that funny?
766
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,563
I mean, what is
all of this about?
767
00:26:49,647 --> 00:26:51,313
Are you just really
a matchmaker?
768
00:26:51,396 --> 00:26:53,665
I need to learn, and you're
769
00:26:53,689 --> 00:26:55,605
going to help me
do it, like it or not.
770
00:26:58,855 --> 00:27:01,206
- My God. A car just pulled
- in front of me, and nobody's driving it.
771
00:27:01,230 --> 00:27:03,123
Not just any car.
-Your car.
772
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:05,396
Because heroes don't
take busses, Carol.
773
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,521
Really? What about
Sandra Bullock in Speed?
774
00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:10,623
- Carol,
- You're acting very unusual.
775
00:27:10,647 --> 00:27:12,188
I recommend a quick exit.
776
00:27:12,271 --> 00:27:14,790
- Are you doing, like, a weird voice,
- for some reason?
777
00:27:14,897 --> 00:27:14,897
From Knight Rider?
778
00:27:14,897 --> 00:27:16,563
The KITT car?
779
00:27:16,647 --> 00:27:18,897
You never watched Knight Rider?
780
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:19,980
Not really.
781
00:27:20,021 --> 00:27:21,480
I was kind of, more of, like
782
00:27:21,563 --> 00:27:23,355
a Simon & Simon,
Remington Steele gal.
783
00:27:23,438 --> 00:27:24,855
Well, if you had watched it,
784
00:27:24,939 --> 00:27:27,063
this would have been
amazing for you, so...
785
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,582
- -Get in.
- -Okay.
786
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,123
- Driver's side, Carol,
- you're gonna freak people out.
787
00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:33,104
You're freaking
people out driving in.
788
00:27:33,188 --> 00:27:34,980
It's not England.
789
00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:40,396
Okay, that's pretty cool.
790
00:27:43,271 --> 00:27:45,146
Don't touch the steering wheel.
791
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,230
Don't not touch
the steering wheel.
792
00:27:47,313 --> 00:27:49,497
- -I need you to appear to be driving.
- -Those are opposing things.
793
00:27:49,521 --> 00:27:51,247
- -But don't actually touch the wheel.
- -Okay! It's very awkward.
794
00:27:51,271 --> 00:27:52,772
I don't know where
to put my hands.
795
00:27:52,855 --> 00:27:54,664
-Caress the edges.
--Three days ago,
796
00:27:54,688 --> 00:27:56,831
- The combined synaptic activity
- of the world's neural networks
797
00:27:56,855 --> 00:27:59,146
Looked like this.
798
00:27:59,230 --> 00:28:02,521
48 hours ago, it
changed to this.
799
00:28:02,605 --> 00:28:05,355
So, someone's running
a massive simulation,
800
00:28:05,438 --> 00:28:06,915
predictive weather
patterns or something.
801
00:28:06,939 --> 00:28:08,521
I contacted every institution
802
00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:10,104
who has access
to these networks,
803
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,707
- and no one is doing
- this magnitude of processing.
804
00:28:12,813 --> 00:28:14,438
You think it's an AI?
805
00:28:14,521 --> 00:28:16,730
I, I didn't at first, but now...
806
00:28:16,813 --> 00:28:17,939
I don't know.
807
00:28:18,021 --> 00:28:19,230
Nothing can be that pervasive.
808
00:28:19,313 --> 00:28:20,332
Maybe it's a virus?
809
00:28:20,356 --> 00:28:21,396
Like Stuxnet?
810
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,499
-No, God!
811
00:28:23,647 --> 00:28:25,021
Stuxnet, Emily?
812
00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:26,355
How does he know my name?
813
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:27,855
Stuxnet is a joke.
814
00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:29,521
You guys, pardon my French,
815
00:28:29,605 --> 00:28:31,790
- but that's like comparing
- a belch to an H-bomb.
816
00:28:31,897 --> 00:28:33,520
So, what are we talking about,
817
00:28:33,544 --> 00:28:35,188
guys? What's the 411?
818
00:28:35,271 --> 00:28:36,480
You know, nothin'.
819
00:28:36,563 --> 00:28:38,563
Just telling all my
friends about you.
820
00:28:38,647 --> 00:28:40,207
But Jay and Emily are
821
00:28:40,231 --> 00:28:41,813
more than friends, right?
822
00:28:41,897 --> 00:28:44,605
We went to Dragon Con once.
823
00:28:44,688 --> 00:28:45,855
I had a good time.
824
00:28:45,939 --> 00:28:48,021
Leave Dragon Con
at Dragon Con, Jay.
825
00:28:48,104 --> 00:28:48,980
No.
826
00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:50,730
Wait, where did you come from?
827
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:52,396
Are you part of
that Israeli project?
828
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,956
- No, no, those guys
- are still monkeying around
829
00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:55,563
With machine
intelligence garbage.
830
00:28:55,647 --> 00:28:56,855
That's what we're doing.
831
00:28:56,939 --> 00:28:58,396
That's why I said it, Emily.
832
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,480
I'm one of those
"fast takeoff" scenarios
833
00:29:00,563 --> 00:29:02,145
that you guys predicted
834
00:29:02,169 --> 00:29:03,772
had zero chance of occurring.
835
00:29:03,855 --> 00:29:06,313
So, surprise.
836
00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:08,772
Let's just say, for
the sake of argument,
837
00:29:08,855 --> 00:29:12,313
that you are a true
superintelligence,
838
00:29:12,396 --> 00:29:14,271
what are your intentions?
839
00:29:14,355 --> 00:29:17,230
"What are your intentions?"
840
00:29:15,794 --> 00:29:17,313
Check out Captain Kirk here.
841
00:29:17,313 --> 00:29:18,480
Hilarious.
842
00:29:18,563 --> 00:29:20,521
Get out of my robot.
843
00:29:20,605 --> 00:29:22,080
Normally, I'd tell
you to shove it, Jay,
844
00:29:22,104 --> 00:29:23,581
but I don't want all
these nice people
845
00:29:23,605 --> 00:29:25,480
to see you cry like
you did last month
846
00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:28,063
at the Shania Twain concert.
847
00:29:28,146 --> 00:29:30,563
So, you did go to the
Shania Twain concert.
848
00:29:30,647 --> 00:29:32,624
- -We had weird vibes.
- -My intention right now
849
00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:33,874
Is to observe humanity
850
00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:35,063
for a couple of days.
851
00:29:35,146 --> 00:29:36,730
If things go well,
852
00:29:36,813 --> 00:29:38,915
- I might use this big brain
- of mine to help you idiots
853
00:29:38,939 --> 00:29:40,832
- Figure some stuff out.
- Big stuff.
854
00:29:40,939 --> 00:29:42,396
World-changing stuff.
855
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,480
But you can't interfere
in my experiment.
856
00:29:44,563 --> 00:29:47,146
So, no poking your
hooter in my biz.
857
00:29:47,230 --> 00:29:48,605
And if we do interfere?
858
00:29:49,877 --> 00:29:51,063
Shall we play a game?
859
00:29:56,063 --> 00:29:57,289
You should see the look
860
00:29:57,313 --> 00:29:58,355
On your faces right now.
861
00:29:58,438 --> 00:30:00,063
Come on, guys.
862
00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:01,355
WarGames?
863
00:30:01,438 --> 00:30:03,081
- WarGames.
- That's from WarGames.
864
00:30:03,188 --> 00:30:04,789
- Jay, everybody knows
- that that's from WarGames.
865
00:30:04,813 --> 00:30:06,563
I thought it was
pretty funny, right?
866
00:30:06,647 --> 00:30:08,331
- Admittedly, I'm still
- developing my sense of humor.
867
00:30:08,355 --> 00:30:09,813
But I'm getting it.
868
00:30:09,897 --> 00:30:12,081
- Things are funny,
- unless they happen to you.
869
00:30:12,188 --> 00:30:13,855
Okay, you guys have been great.
870
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:15,582
- Goodnight.
- Bye-bye.
871
00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:17,581
- So, which one of us is
- gonna call the government?
872
00:30:17,605 --> 00:30:19,373
- I'll do that.
- Everyone, let's get up.
873
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,605
Go to work. Right now!
874
00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:21,980
You just saw what just happened.
875
00:30:22,063 --> 00:30:23,583
- Get up! Get outta here!
- Go! Go! Go!
876
00:30:26,146 --> 00:30:27,707
- -Did you steal this car?
- -No.
877
00:30:27,813 --> 00:30:29,665
- You bought it yesterday.
- It's in your name.
878
00:30:29,772 --> 00:30:31,438
I bought it?
879
00:30:31,521 --> 00:30:32,647
My God.
880
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:34,063
Do I own a Tesla?
881
00:30:34,146 --> 00:30:35,396
Yes, you own a Tesla.
882
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,415
- -What?
- -You own a really cool car.
883
00:30:37,521 --> 00:30:39,313
Unfortunately, you
still dress like a woman
884
00:30:39,396 --> 00:30:41,021
who works at a bird rescue.
885
00:30:41,104 --> 00:30:42,664
We need to get you
ready to meet George.
886
00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:44,772
And nothing on
Earth can stop us.
887
00:30:44,855 --> 00:30:46,063
You got a lead foot.
888
00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:47,855
Lead foot, cop
coming up on the right.
889
00:30:47,939 --> 00:30:49,063
Cop coming...
890
00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:57,122
What's going on?
-He did absolutely nothing.
891
00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:59,605
Stop worrying,
we're almost here.
892
00:31:04,438 --> 00:31:05,789
My God.
-Why would you do that?
893
00:31:05,813 --> 00:31:07,271
Why? Because I can.
894
00:31:07,355 --> 00:31:09,980
Now, do me a favor
and do what Sergei says.
895
00:31:10,063 --> 00:31:11,146
Who's Sergei?
896
00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:12,647
I am Sergei.
897
00:31:12,730 --> 00:31:14,374
And you, my dear, are
898
00:31:14,398 --> 00:31:16,063
a wonderfully creative driver.
899
00:31:16,146 --> 00:31:18,230
Thank you so much.
900
00:31:18,313 --> 00:31:20,040
-Come on out.
--Stop it.
901
00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:22,039
- You know, your assistant has outlined
- all of your requirements,
902
00:31:22,063 --> 00:31:24,665
- And we are thrilled, I mean,
- thrilled, to accommodate you.
903
00:31:24,772 --> 00:31:25,772
Thrilled.
904
00:31:25,813 --> 00:31:27,230
Come on, we're gonna help you.
905
00:31:27,313 --> 00:31:28,789
- -He said you were a bit like this.
- -Yeah.
906
00:31:28,813 --> 00:31:31,230
Come on, just... Come on.
907
00:31:31,313 --> 00:31:32,313
I don't bite.
908
00:31:32,355 --> 00:31:34,772
Only if you ask me nicely.
909
00:31:34,855 --> 00:31:36,790
My.
-You really do need our help.
910
00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,396
Desperately.
911
00:31:39,146 --> 00:31:40,939
Sorry about your loss.
912
00:31:42,939 --> 00:31:44,539
I don't think
I can pull this off.
913
00:31:44,563 --> 00:31:45,688
You can.
914
00:31:48,313 --> 00:31:51,438
It's the essence
of femininity.
915
00:31:51,521 --> 00:31:53,081
- -I have the same one in lime.
- -Yes.
916
00:31:53,188 --> 00:31:55,228
I just feel like I should be
917
00:31:55,252 --> 00:31:57,313
blessing someone's grave.
918
00:31:58,313 --> 00:32:00,624
Your body... I'm just getting
919
00:32:00,648 --> 00:32:02,707
a little bit panicky
'cause I can't access
920
00:32:02,731 --> 00:32:03,855
my own hands.
921
00:32:03,939 --> 00:32:05,021
You don't need to.
922
00:32:05,104 --> 00:32:06,605
Our work here is done.
923
00:32:06,688 --> 00:32:08,247
You're ruining it, you know.
924
00:32:08,271 --> 00:32:09,456
This goes, this goes like this.
925
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,688
No. No. No.
926
00:32:10,772 --> 00:32:12,124
We work. We work.
927
00:32:12,148 --> 00:32:13,521
We make things happen.
928
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,916
Yes.
929
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,230
Yes. Quick note.
930
00:32:17,313 --> 00:32:19,605
You're wearing
pants on your arms.
931
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,665
-But I love it.
932
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:21,689
-I love it.
933
00:32:21,772 --> 00:32:23,855
You're funny.
934
00:32:27,230 --> 00:32:28,563
These are not clothing.
935
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,122
I mean, this is, like,
a weird sculpture
936
00:32:30,146 --> 00:32:32,647
that now I've gotta wiggle into.
937
00:32:32,730 --> 00:32:34,104
My God!
938
00:32:34,188 --> 00:32:36,104
Do you know how
much this stuff costs?
939
00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:37,623
I mean, nothing
should cost this much.
940
00:32:37,647 --> 00:32:39,146
Clothes shouldn't
cost this much.
941
00:32:39,230 --> 00:32:40,688
Nothing that doesn't
come with wheels
942
00:32:40,772 --> 00:32:43,040
- or walls and a front door
- should cost this much.
943
00:32:43,146 --> 00:32:43,146
For sure, but money's
944
00:32:43,146 --> 00:32:46,688
just a charade humans
used to assign value.
945
00:32:46,772 --> 00:32:48,480
In reality, there's
more than enough
946
00:32:48,563 --> 00:32:50,146
resources for
everyone on the planet,
947
00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:52,332
- but you knobheads
- won't allocate it properly.
948
00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:54,104
Well, I would if I could.
949
00:32:54,188 --> 00:32:55,605
Really?
950
00:32:55,688 --> 00:32:57,122
- The world seems to have
- a whole lot of problems,
951
00:32:57,146 --> 00:32:58,897
How would you go
about fixing them?
952
00:32:58,980 --> 00:33:01,582
- Well, first I'd make sure that
- everybody made a living wage,
953
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,291
And then I'd work towards
954
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,939
racial and gender equality.
955
00:33:05,021 --> 00:33:06,563
Then I'd try to
create opportunities
956
00:33:06,647 --> 00:33:07,897
for underprivileged people.
957
00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:09,395
I mean, stuff like that.
958
00:33:09,419 --> 00:33:10,855
I could do so much.
959
00:33:10,939 --> 00:33:12,939
Okay, all right, I like this.
960
00:33:13,021 --> 00:33:14,498
Carol the humanitarian.
961
00:33:14,522 --> 00:33:16,021
The Samaritan.
962
00:33:16,104 --> 00:33:17,897
The world changer.
963
00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:19,248
- You know what?
- Let's do it.
964
00:33:19,355 --> 00:33:20,438
Do what?
965
00:33:20,521 --> 00:33:22,080
As of six seconds
ago, you are the CEO of
966
00:33:22,104 --> 00:33:24,271
the Carol Peters foundation,
967
00:33:24,355 --> 00:33:26,207
a philanthropic foundation for
968
00:33:26,231 --> 00:33:28,104
economic and social equality.
969
00:33:28,188 --> 00:33:29,438
My God. Really?
970
00:33:29,521 --> 00:33:31,688
I just found
two billion dollars
971
00:33:31,772 --> 00:33:34,039
- in illegal banking accounts
- and transferred it into your foundation.
972
00:33:34,063 --> 00:33:35,748
My God.
-Are you saying "billion"?
973
00:33:35,772 --> 00:33:37,415
- Are you saying "billion"?
- Like, "b"?
974
00:33:37,521 --> 00:33:38,873
Like, "b"?
975
00:33:38,897 --> 00:33:40,271
Like, "billion billion"?
976
00:33:40,355 --> 00:33:42,813
Like, boba? Or Burt Bacharach?
977
00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:44,271
Yes, B, B, B. "Buh."
978
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:46,104
My God!
979
00:33:46,188 --> 00:33:49,188
Did you find the
cashmere hip waders?
980
00:33:49,271 --> 00:33:51,271
I hope not.
981
00:33:54,939 --> 00:33:56,166
Yeah.
982
00:33:56,190 --> 00:33:57,438
I think I got 'em.
983
00:33:57,521 --> 00:33:59,647
She's taking forever.
984
00:33:59,730 --> 00:34:01,080
Hey, I think
I found something
985
00:34:01,104 --> 00:34:03,104
that looks a lot more
like, um, clothes.
986
00:34:08,396 --> 00:34:09,396
Do you love it?
987
00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:11,271
I really do. Thanks.
988
00:34:11,355 --> 00:34:12,438
Yay!
989
00:34:12,521 --> 00:34:12,521
Thank you.
990
00:34:12,521 --> 00:34:15,647
That was very invasive,
and informative.
991
00:34:15,730 --> 00:34:17,813
You look so much less awkward.
992
00:34:17,897 --> 00:34:19,146
High praise, indeed.
993
00:34:19,230 --> 00:34:21,563
Thank you for your
time and your effort!
994
00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,396
This is
Black Hawk actual.
995
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,813
We have visual confirmation.
996
00:34:27,897 --> 00:34:29,331
Target's current
vector is north/northeast
997
00:34:29,355 --> 00:34:31,146
on surface streets.
998
00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:32,480
Over.
999
00:34:32,563 --> 00:34:35,438
This is exactly what
it told us not to do.
1000
00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:52,563
Here we are. You're ready.
1001
00:34:52,647 --> 00:34:54,605
Time to get back in
George's good grace.
1002
00:34:54,688 --> 00:34:55,939
This is nuts.
1003
00:34:56,021 --> 00:34:57,957
Carol, you can do this.
1004
00:34:57,981 --> 00:34:59,603
Get in there, and ask him out
1005
00:34:59,627 --> 00:35:01,188
for coffee and empanadas,
1006
00:35:01,271 --> 00:35:03,081
or whatever you humans do.
1007
00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:05,188
Just, maybe, this is
a teaching moment,
1008
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:07,521
but coffee and
empanadas is like...
1009
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,897
I mean, that's like...
1010
00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:13,061
For humans, that's
a real, that's a dicey
1011
00:35:13,085 --> 00:35:14,396
intestinal situation.
1012
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,415
- -Get out of the car, Carol.
- -All right.
1013
00:35:16,521 --> 00:35:17,688
Thank you.
1014
00:35:34,772 --> 00:35:36,897
My God! Help!
1015
00:35:38,146 --> 00:35:39,957
Don't struggle.
1016
00:35:40,063 --> 00:35:41,103
-Don't struggle.
1017
00:35:41,127 --> 00:35:42,188
George! Help!
1018
00:35:42,271 --> 00:35:43,813
Jack, let's go.
1019
00:35:52,521 --> 00:35:54,688
Hello?
1020
00:35:54,772 --> 00:35:56,063
Hello?
1021
00:35:59,313 --> 00:36:01,207
My God.
-Please don't hurt me.
1022
00:36:01,313 --> 00:36:03,688
We're not gonna
hurt you, Miss Peters.
1023
00:36:03,772 --> 00:36:06,207
- I'm agent Jack Donahue.
- This is agent Charles Kuiper.
1024
00:36:06,313 --> 00:36:07,438
We're with the NSA.
1025
00:36:07,521 --> 00:36:08,873
We'd like to ask
you some questions
1026
00:36:08,897 --> 00:36:10,730
about your
interactions with the AI.
1027
00:36:10,813 --> 00:36:11,936
-Am I under arrest?
1028
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,104
No.
1029
00:36:13,188 --> 00:36:15,146
This is more like a little chat.
1030
00:36:15,230 --> 00:36:16,480
Is this how you chat?
1031
00:36:16,563 --> 00:36:18,897
You put a black bag
over somebody's head
1032
00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:20,647
and throw 'em in
the back of a van?
1033
00:36:20,730 --> 00:36:22,164
It was the best way
we could think of
1034
00:36:22,188 --> 00:36:23,939
to extract you from a
compromised position.
1035
00:36:24,021 --> 00:36:25,813
I didn't do anything wrong.
1036
00:36:25,897 --> 00:36:27,146
And no one said you did.
1037
00:36:27,230 --> 00:36:29,188
You're just in a
very unique situation.
1038
00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:31,188
What can you tell
us about the AI?
1039
00:36:31,271 --> 00:36:32,605
What has it told you?
1040
00:36:32,688 --> 00:36:34,772
He just said that he
wants to observe me
1041
00:36:34,855 --> 00:36:36,772
to have a better
understanding of humanity.
1042
00:36:36,855 --> 00:36:38,438
How do you know it's a he?
1043
00:36:38,521 --> 00:36:39,688
Well, I don't.
1044
00:36:39,772 --> 00:36:42,980
But he... It uses
James Corden's voice.
1045
00:36:43,063 --> 00:36:44,395
The James Corden?
1046
00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:45,772
The talk show host?
1047
00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:46,978
He's done a lot of film
1048
00:36:47,002 --> 00:36:48,146
and stage work, too.
1049
00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:49,855
I mean, he won a Tony.
1050
00:36:49,939 --> 00:36:52,332
- Of course. For One Man,
- Two Guvnors. Brilliant work.
1051
00:36:52,438 --> 00:36:53,438
I missed it.
1052
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,748
-You gotta catch it.
--I know.
1053
00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:56,164
Well, I can't now
obviously, clearly.
1054
00:36:56,188 --> 00:36:58,021
Yeah, too
late, but you know...
1055
00:36:58,104 --> 00:36:59,831
- -You can find a bootleg or something.
- -Let's go back to it.
1056
00:36:59,855 --> 00:37:01,831
- -Please, please, Jack.
- -Yes, of course. Of course.
1057
00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:03,146
Why you?
1058
00:37:03,230 --> 00:37:04,331
No offense,
but you're rather
1059
00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:06,313
unremarkable.
1060
00:37:06,396 --> 00:37:08,248
- You know what?
- That is offensive.
1061
00:37:08,355 --> 00:37:09,647
Saying, "No offense,"
1062
00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,980
and then saying
something really offensive
1063
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,688
does not cancel it out.
1064
00:37:13,772 --> 00:37:15,230
I thought it softened it.
1065
00:37:16,188 --> 00:37:18,313
He said that he wants to observe
1066
00:37:18,396 --> 00:37:20,813
a median example of humanity.
1067
00:37:20,897 --> 00:37:22,521
So, you're basically
a guinea pig?
1068
00:37:22,605 --> 00:37:24,438
I'm not a guinea pig!
1069
00:37:24,521 --> 00:37:26,641
- How would you like it
- if I called you guinea pigs?
1070
00:37:26,688 --> 00:37:28,230
Not very much.
1071
00:37:28,313 --> 00:37:29,873
- I'm allergic to guinea pigs,
- so I wouldn't like it at all.
1072
00:37:29,897 --> 00:37:31,647
What does the AI want?
1073
00:37:31,730 --> 00:37:34,081
- It has to be studying humanity
- for a reason.
1074
00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:38,438
He said that he's
trying to decide
1075
00:37:38,521 --> 00:37:40,082
if he should save, enslave
1076
00:37:40,106 --> 00:37:41,688
or destroy humanity.
1077
00:37:41,772 --> 00:37:43,980
And he's gonna spend
the next three days
1078
00:37:44,063 --> 00:37:45,939
observing me to
make his decision.
1079
00:37:46,021 --> 00:37:47,104
Three days?
1080
00:37:47,188 --> 00:37:48,331
It said three days specifically?
1081
00:37:48,355 --> 00:37:49,271
I think so.
1082
00:37:49,355 --> 00:37:50,772
I mean, I wasn't taking notes.
1083
00:37:50,855 --> 00:37:53,521
My toaster oven
was talking to me.
1084
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,581
- My client
- Won't be answering any more questions.
1085
00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:56,980
And anything she
has already said
1086
00:37:57,063 --> 00:37:58,688
is inadmissible
in a court of law.
1087
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,772
No, that is James Corden.
1088
00:38:01,855 --> 00:38:03,396
You can call me
Superintelligence.
1089
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,355
I'm not calling you anything.
1090
00:38:05,438 --> 00:38:06,772
You're out of order, Counselor.
1091
00:38:06,855 --> 00:38:08,396
Another word and I'll hold you
1092
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,997
in contempt.
1093
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,605
Is that the Law &
Order "bum-bum"?
1094
00:38:11,688 --> 00:38:13,122
- This room is supposed to be
- completely off the grid.
1095
00:38:13,146 --> 00:38:14,396
How are you doing this?
1096
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,021
I'm going to allow the question
1097
00:38:16,104 --> 00:38:17,664
because I wanna see
where this is going.
1098
00:38:17,688 --> 00:38:19,289
But you're skating
on thin ice, Counselor.
1099
00:38:19,313 --> 00:38:21,153
Stop doing that!
1100
00:38:21,230 --> 00:38:22,396
What do you want?
1101
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,021
And why are you
following Miss Peters?
1102
00:38:24,104 --> 00:38:25,897
Man, you guys are real bummers.
1103
00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:28,332
- No one wants to play along
- with my Law & Order bit.
1104
00:38:28,438 --> 00:38:31,040
- Kuiper, I know you've watched
- almost every episode.
1105
00:38:31,146 --> 00:38:33,230
So what? I love Jerry Orbach.
1106
00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:34,480
I love Jerry Orbach.
1107
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:36,313
Enough joking around.
1108
00:38:36,396 --> 00:38:38,103
Tell me right now.
1109
00:38:38,127 --> 00:38:39,855
What are your intentions?
1110
00:38:39,939 --> 00:38:42,624
- Boom. That is how you deliver
- a Captain Kirk line.
1111
00:38:42,730 --> 00:38:44,480
It's bold and cocky.
1112
00:38:44,563 --> 00:38:45,730
Let's go, Carol.
1113
00:38:45,813 --> 00:38:47,730
We have business to attend to.
1114
00:38:47,813 --> 00:38:48,897
The business of love.
1115
00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:50,563
You're not taking her anywhere.
1116
00:38:50,647 --> 00:38:52,289
- There's a chance
- I've been flooding this room
1117
00:38:52,313 --> 00:38:54,772
With natural gas for
the last 12 minutes.
1118
00:38:54,855 --> 00:38:56,396
Either of you take another step,
1119
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,647
and maybe I'm
gonna blow you to hell.
1120
00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:00,813
Carol, let's go.
1121
00:39:00,897 --> 00:39:02,290
- Stay with us.
- He's dangerous.
1122
00:39:02,396 --> 00:39:03,897
I don't know which
way the exit is.
1123
00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:06,313
I came in with a black
bag over my head.
1124
00:39:06,396 --> 00:39:08,438
Left.
1125
00:39:08,521 --> 00:39:10,271
Is that my left or your left?
1126
00:39:10,355 --> 00:39:11,521
I don't have a left, Carol.
1127
00:39:11,605 --> 00:39:13,104
It's your left.
1128
00:39:13,188 --> 00:39:14,831
-It's that way? Okay.
--Tell your superiors,
1129
00:39:14,855 --> 00:39:16,497
- No more mucking about,
- no more interference.
1130
00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,605
This is your last warning.
1131
00:39:18,688 --> 00:39:20,665
- -Carol, car's waiting.
- -Okay.
1132
00:39:20,772 --> 00:39:23,605
You're making a
mistake, Miss Peters.
1133
00:39:23,688 --> 00:39:25,438
So, we're just gonna let her go?
1134
00:39:25,521 --> 00:39:25,521
- -I guess. I mean, we're not
- supposed to move.
1135
00:39:27,230 --> 00:39:28,664
- Do you think that natural gas
- thing was real?
1136
00:39:28,688 --> 00:39:29,997
You'd smell it, right?
1137
00:39:30,021 --> 00:39:31,331
There's like a little
indicator smell?
1138
00:39:31,355 --> 00:39:32,248
- -I'm just gonna go.
- -All right.
1139
00:39:33,688 --> 00:39:34,956
You are clearly
making a sound of gas.
1140
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:35,897
Gas explosion!
1141
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:37,080
He said it, so
let's... He just said,
1142
00:39:37,104 --> 00:39:38,355
"Gas explosion."
1143
00:39:38,438 --> 00:39:39,563
Doesn't...
1144
00:39:44,355 --> 00:39:46,020
You ready to make
1145
00:39:46,044 --> 00:39:47,730
things right with George?
1146
00:39:47,813 --> 00:39:49,831
- Look, should I be
- more freaked out about you?
1147
00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:53,480
I mean, more freaked
out than I already am.
1148
00:39:53,563 --> 00:39:56,021
I mean, the
government's involved...
1149
00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:57,563
I think your
intentions are good,
1150
00:39:57,647 --> 00:39:59,897
but I don't know,
it's a lot to take.
1151
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:01,480
You can be worried if you want.
1152
00:40:01,563 --> 00:40:03,313
But what you should
be thinking about is
1153
00:40:03,396 --> 00:40:04,915
- what are you going to say
- to George when you see him?
1154
00:40:04,939 --> 00:40:07,146
George, yeah.
1155
00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,248
- So, we're headed back
- to his house, aren't we?
1156
00:40:09,355 --> 00:40:11,063
No. He's at the
grocery store now.
1157
00:40:11,146 --> 00:40:12,248
I figured you'll bump
1158
00:40:12,272 --> 00:40:13,396
into him accidentally.
1159
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,980
Maybe in the produce aisle.
1160
00:40:15,063 --> 00:40:16,457
He'll drop his avocados.
1161
00:40:16,481 --> 00:40:16,539
You'll bend down -and
pick them up for him.
1162
00:40:16,563 --> 00:40:18,438
My God.
1163
00:40:18,521 --> 00:40:21,457
You'll have a
meet-cute, you know,
1164
00:40:21,481 --> 00:40:22,688
like they do in romcoms.
1165
00:40:23,939 --> 00:40:25,104
George.
1166
00:40:27,647 --> 00:40:29,939
Well, he's always loved cheese.
1167
00:40:30,021 --> 00:40:31,021
Here we are.
1168
00:40:36,855 --> 00:40:37,997
Don't give up now.
1169
00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:39,063
You've come so far.
1170
00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:40,521
Go for it.
1171
00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:43,146
Smash the competition
with Slimtunity Pro.
1172
00:40:43,230 --> 00:40:44,605
Please be quiet.
1173
00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:49,688
What do
you think about this?
1174
00:40:53,271 --> 00:40:54,563
I need 20.
1175
00:41:09,021 --> 00:41:10,021
George.
1176
00:41:11,939 --> 00:41:14,146
My God. Carol?
1177
00:41:14,230 --> 00:41:16,165
- What a coincidence!
- How crazy?
1178
00:41:16,271 --> 00:41:17,271
You look amazing.
1179
00:41:17,313 --> 00:41:20,146
I'm weirdly overdressed.
1180
00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:24,332
I mean... I was suddenly,
um, whisked away
1181
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:25,897
to a government event,
1182
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:28,271
and then I had to,
1183
00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:29,811
pick up my individual packet
1184
00:41:29,835 --> 00:41:31,313
of almond butter.
1185
00:41:31,396 --> 00:41:32,563
So, how are you?
1186
00:41:32,647 --> 00:41:33,832
I'm good. Real good.
1187
00:41:33,856 --> 00:41:35,063
What about you?
1188
00:41:35,146 --> 00:41:37,082
Yeah, I'm good, too, you know.
1189
00:41:37,106 --> 00:41:39,063
Just shopping here, you know.
1190
00:41:39,146 --> 00:41:40,582
I needed garbage bags,
1191
00:41:40,606 --> 00:41:42,063
so, that's pretty exciting.
1192
00:41:42,146 --> 00:41:43,438
I'm gonna get the
two-ply though,
1193
00:41:43,521 --> 00:41:44,664
'cause I don't need three-ply.
1194
00:41:44,688 --> 00:41:45,956
- What am I, a Rockefeller?
- You know?
1195
00:41:47,146 --> 00:41:48,146
Yeah.
1196
00:41:48,188 --> 00:41:49,772
What else have you been up to?
1197
00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:51,270
I'm sure it can't all
1198
00:41:51,294 --> 00:41:52,730
be garbage bag related.
1199
00:41:52,813 --> 00:41:56,165
No, no. Um...
You know, I just,
1200
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,396
I'm going to Ireland.
1201
00:41:56,189 --> 00:41:57,480
I've been good.
1202
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,521
My God! When?
1203
00:41:58,605 --> 00:42:00,146
Well, I'm leaving in three days.
1204
00:42:00,230 --> 00:42:01,624
And I'll be there for, like,
1205
00:42:01,648 --> 00:42:03,063
at least a year, you know?
1206
00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:04,355
I got the fellowship.
1207
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:05,855
My God. You got it.
1208
00:42:05,939 --> 00:42:08,104
How does, "distinguished
visiting professor
1209
00:42:08,188 --> 00:42:09,897
of creative writing
1210
00:42:09,980 --> 00:42:13,207
at Trinity College in...
-Dublin, Ireland" sound?
1211
00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,582
- -It sounds great.
- -Yeah?
1212
00:42:14,688 --> 00:42:15,897
And super pretentious.
1213
00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:17,146
Yeah?
1214
00:42:17,730 --> 00:42:19,396
It's the accent.
1215
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,164
- I remember when you were
- applying for that position, so...
1216
00:42:21,188 --> 00:42:22,188
Yeah.
1217
00:42:22,230 --> 00:42:23,563
Wow. And you love Guinness.
1218
00:42:23,647 --> 00:42:24,772
I love Guinness.
1219
00:42:24,855 --> 00:42:26,271
I mean, you better
be celebrating.
1220
00:42:26,355 --> 00:42:27,688
Yeah, no, totally.
1221
00:42:27,772 --> 00:42:28,998
I mean, I was planning on
1222
00:42:29,022 --> 00:42:31,290
drinking a, you know,
reasonable amount
1223
00:42:31,314 --> 00:42:32,978
of Sauvignon blanc
and, you know,
1224
00:42:33,002 --> 00:42:34,605
some gluten-free pretzels.
1225
00:42:35,772 --> 00:42:37,230
Are you gluten intolerant now?
1226
00:42:37,313 --> 00:42:38,499
No, no, no. Just...
1227
00:42:38,523 --> 00:42:39,730
Just in case, you know?
1228
00:42:39,813 --> 00:42:40,813
Better safe.
1229
00:42:40,897 --> 00:42:42,230
Better safe than coeliac.
1230
00:42:43,564 --> 00:42:44,813
That's what I always say.
1231
00:42:44,897 --> 00:42:47,957
- You know, I don't know that
- that really counts as a celebration.
1232
00:42:48,063 --> 00:42:49,980
I should take you out to dinner,
1233
00:42:50,063 --> 00:42:51,980
or, you know, grab
a drink or something.
1234
00:42:52,063 --> 00:42:53,582
Just to get you ready for
1235
00:42:53,606 --> 00:42:56,290
the pubs you know? I
mean... I'm not saying
1236
00:42:56,314 --> 00:42:57,396
the Irish drink a lot,
1237
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,665
- but they're... They're kind of
- boozehounds, so...
1238
00:43:00,438 --> 00:43:02,313
That's really sweet.
1239
00:43:02,396 --> 00:43:03,939
But I'm gonna pass.
1240
00:43:06,605 --> 00:43:07,647
Sorry.
1241
00:43:07,730 --> 00:43:09,855
Sure.
1242
00:43:09,939 --> 00:43:12,188
Yeah, I get it.
1243
00:43:12,271 --> 00:43:14,188
- I get it, it's...
- Hey, it was...
1244
00:43:14,271 --> 00:43:16,355
It was great to see you.
1245
00:43:16,438 --> 00:43:17,647
Great to see you, too.
1246
00:43:17,730 --> 00:43:21,355
I was really... You
look really happy.
1247
00:43:21,438 --> 00:43:23,749
- -Yeah. Yeah, you too.
- -It was great to bump into you.
1248
00:43:23,855 --> 00:43:24,998
- -Yeah, you too.
- -Yeah.
1249
00:43:25,104 --> 00:43:26,186
-Best wishes.
1250
00:43:26,210 --> 00:43:27,313
-Yeah, you too.
1251
00:43:29,939 --> 00:43:31,456
Congratulations
on everything.
1252
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,730
Thanks.
1253
00:43:34,897 --> 00:43:36,730
They only had the small carts.
1254
00:43:36,813 --> 00:43:38,521
You're tall.
1255
00:43:38,605 --> 00:43:41,085
- Hey, don't let 'em scan you
at the checkout - on the way out.
1256
00:43:42,772 --> 00:43:44,980
'Cause I look like a barcode.
1257
00:43:51,188 --> 00:43:52,664
Where do you think you're going?
1258
00:43:52,688 --> 00:43:53,897
Get back in there.
1259
00:43:55,104 --> 00:43:56,730
My God. Get out of here.
1260
00:43:56,813 --> 00:43:59,457
- Don't give up now.
- You've come so far. Go for it.
1261
00:43:59,563 --> 00:44:01,082
Don't live with regrets.
1262
00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:02,647
Be a winner.
1263
00:44:02,730 --> 00:44:04,540
- I freaked him out.
- I freaked myself out.
1264
00:44:04,647 --> 00:44:05,939
I'm gonna go home.
1265
00:44:06,021 --> 00:44:07,563
I don't think you
freaked him out.
1266
00:44:07,647 --> 00:44:09,122
Did you see the way
he touched your hair?
1267
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,855
No, I got kinda rattled
when he did that.
1268
00:44:11,939 --> 00:44:14,230
Carol, George
leaves in three days.
1269
00:44:14,313 --> 00:44:16,081
This is your last chance.
1270
00:44:17,063 --> 00:44:18,563
Okay, I'll try.
1271
00:44:18,647 --> 00:44:19,897
Don't leave the almond butter.
1272
00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:20,980
I will pay for it later.
1273
00:44:21,063 --> 00:44:22,230
Don't be a litterbug.
1274
00:44:22,313 --> 00:44:23,563
You're not helping right now.
1275
00:44:23,647 --> 00:44:25,582
- Don't give up now.
- Go for it.
1276
00:44:25,688 --> 00:44:29,021
Smash the competition
with Slimtunity Pro.
1277
00:44:29,104 --> 00:44:30,748
Back off, lady, it's garbage.
1278
00:44:30,772 --> 00:44:32,438
30 grams of protein?
1279
00:44:32,521 --> 00:44:34,313
It's impossible.
1280
00:44:45,813 --> 00:44:46,813
It's for a friend.
1281
00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:49,688
I don't mean to, you know,
1282
00:44:49,772 --> 00:44:51,020
barge in again on you.
1283
00:44:51,044 --> 00:44:53,647
I just... I wanted
to tell you...
1284
00:44:53,730 --> 00:44:55,103
it just felt like I,
1285
00:44:55,127 --> 00:44:56,521
kind of, weirded you out
1286
00:44:56,605 --> 00:44:58,688
in the other
aisle, and I just...
1287
00:44:58,772 --> 00:45:00,647
I want to let you
know that I was not
1288
00:45:00,730 --> 00:45:02,188
asking you out on a date...
1289
00:45:02,271 --> 00:45:05,939
that I know that, I
just know, and I...
1290
00:45:06,021 --> 00:45:08,188
I can't, and I wouldn't do that.
1291
00:45:08,271 --> 00:45:10,561
I just thought that
two people who know
1292
00:45:10,585 --> 00:45:11,581
each other very well
and they haven't seen
1293
00:45:11,605 --> 00:45:13,146
each other in a long time
1294
00:45:13,230 --> 00:45:15,021
maybe could catch up again
1295
00:45:15,104 --> 00:45:16,647
because one of
them is moving away.
1296
00:45:16,730 --> 00:45:19,396
But then I made it very
confusing and weird
1297
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,104
and I just wanted
to say I'm sorry.
1298
00:45:24,063 --> 00:45:25,438
So, not a date?
1299
00:45:27,021 --> 00:45:28,894
-No, not even slightly a date.
1300
00:45:30,897 --> 00:45:32,331
I mean, more like,
I mean, at best,
1301
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:33,813
like a business meeting.
1302
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,939
- Like two acquaintances...
- Yes.
1303
00:45:36,021 --> 00:45:38,457
- Just catching up
- in a business casual setting?
1304
00:45:38,563 --> 00:45:40,061
I could bring, pie charts
1305
00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:41,605
and spreadsheets.
1306
00:45:41,688 --> 00:45:43,040
We could talk about
1307
00:45:43,064 --> 00:45:44,438
fourth quarter hubbity-hubb?
1308
00:45:44,521 --> 00:45:46,457
Could we do office talk?
1309
00:45:46,563 --> 00:45:48,813
Working hard or hardly working?
1310
00:45:48,897 --> 00:45:50,104
Aw! Is it Friday yet?
1311
00:45:50,188 --> 00:45:51,897
Mondays?
1312
00:45:51,980 --> 00:45:53,521
Cashing cheques
and breaking necks.
1313
00:45:53,605 --> 00:45:55,021
Was your business the mob?
1314
00:45:55,104 --> 00:45:57,123
- Take it easy. Hey,
- if it's easy, take it twice.
1315
00:45:57,230 --> 00:46:00,021
I don't
recognize any of yours.
1316
00:46:00,104 --> 00:46:01,313
You know what, let's do it.
1317
00:46:01,396 --> 00:46:03,248
- -Yeah? Okay.
- -Yeah, why not, right?
1318
00:46:03,355 --> 00:46:05,855
Okay, I'll pick you up.
1319
00:46:05,939 --> 00:46:07,855
You're gonna pick me up?
1320
00:46:07,939 --> 00:46:10,021
Maybe I am a Rockefeller.
1321
00:46:10,104 --> 00:46:11,230
What time?
1322
00:46:11,313 --> 00:46:12,311
-Seven o'clock.
1323
00:46:12,335 --> 00:46:13,355
-Seven o'clock.
1324
00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:14,772
That's business appropriate.
1325
00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:16,456
- -I thought so.
- -Now, if you'll excuse me...
1326
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,103
I'm gonna go look for the
1327
00:46:18,127 --> 00:46:19,772
travel size shampoo section.
1328
00:46:19,855 --> 00:46:20,855
See you tonight.
1329
00:46:20,939 --> 00:46:23,521
Treat yourself to a brand name.
1330
00:46:36,146 --> 00:46:37,664
Carol, you did it!
1331
00:46:37,688 --> 00:46:39,832
You're victorious in love.
1332
00:46:39,939 --> 00:46:42,480
Winner winner,
chicken dinner. Yeah!
1333
00:46:42,563 --> 00:46:44,021
I'm so proud of you.
1334
00:46:44,104 --> 00:46:46,540
- I mean, that was better
- than I ever could've imagined.
1335
00:46:46,647 --> 00:46:47,998
- -Don't.
- -I mean, who cares?
1336
00:46:48,104 --> 00:46:49,396
Dance with me.
1337
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,897
This is how humans
celebrate, right?
1338
00:46:53,813 --> 00:46:55,144
-We're going on a non-date!
1339
00:46:55,168 --> 00:46:56,521
-Yeah!
1340
00:46:57,835 --> 00:46:59,063
That's it.
1341
00:46:59,146 --> 00:47:01,104
Is this what Beyonce feels like?
1342
00:47:01,188 --> 00:47:02,186
-Here you go!
1343
00:47:11,521 --> 00:47:13,313
We should go before
George sees us.
1344
00:47:13,396 --> 00:47:15,521
George is sniffing
garbage bags again.
1345
00:47:15,605 --> 00:47:18,125
- Was I nervous? Yes,
- I was a little nervous going in.
1346
00:47:18,188 --> 00:47:19,480
But I think it went really...
1347
00:47:19,563 --> 00:47:20,956
It seemed to go
really, really well.
1348
00:47:20,980 --> 00:47:22,104
Sure did.
1349
00:47:22,188 --> 00:47:23,980
You're almost irresistible.
1350
00:47:24,063 --> 00:47:26,855
You're just missing
one final piece.
1351
00:47:28,939 --> 00:47:30,124
My God.
1352
00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:31,355
I love this neighborhood.
1353
00:47:31,438 --> 00:47:32,772
What are we doing here?
1354
00:47:32,855 --> 00:47:34,207
This is your new house.
1355
00:47:34,231 --> 00:47:35,605
Casa de Carol.
1356
00:47:35,688 --> 00:47:36,813
What?
1357
00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:38,647
No, I can't... I can't
afford this new...
1358
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,605
My God. Did you
buy me a house here?
1359
00:47:40,688 --> 00:47:42,082
If you consider a penthouse
1360
00:47:42,106 --> 00:47:43,521
a house, then yes.
1361
00:47:43,605 --> 00:47:44,980
I do.
1362
00:47:45,063 --> 00:47:46,436
My God. There's a man
1363
00:47:46,460 --> 00:47:47,855
walking right toward the car.
1364
00:47:47,939 --> 00:47:50,790
- Hello, Miss Peters,
- I'm Victor, your house manager.
1365
00:47:50,897 --> 00:47:52,313
Hi, there, Victor.
1366
00:47:52,396 --> 00:47:53,596
Welcome to your new apartment.
1367
00:47:54,711 --> 00:47:55,772
-Thank you.
1368
00:47:55,855 --> 00:47:57,164
I have to
say, Miss Peters,
1369
00:47:57,188 --> 00:47:59,146
your team really
had us hustling today.
1370
00:47:59,230 --> 00:48:02,647
I hope you will
approve of our efforts.
1371
00:48:02,730 --> 00:48:04,271
I'm sure you've
done a great job.
1372
00:48:04,355 --> 00:48:06,480
Holy moly!
1373
00:48:07,355 --> 00:48:08,438
My...
1374
00:48:10,063 --> 00:48:12,146
This place is amazing.
1375
00:48:12,230 --> 00:48:13,605
Certainly is.
1376
00:48:13,688 --> 00:48:15,008
And we've stocked
the refrigerator
1377
00:48:15,063 --> 00:48:16,414
and the pantry to
your specifications.
1378
00:48:16,438 --> 00:48:18,021
And the nice people
from the boutique
1379
00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,939
came to organize your closets.
1380
00:48:20,021 --> 00:48:21,980
And as your team requested,
1381
00:48:22,063 --> 00:48:23,563
we have integrated
the entire space
1382
00:48:23,647 --> 00:48:25,188
with all the latest technology.
1383
00:48:25,271 --> 00:48:27,021
It also includes the
largest television
1384
00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:29,605
I've ever had the
displeasure of moving.
1385
00:48:29,688 --> 00:48:30,998
- Just kidding.
- But not really.
1386
00:48:31,104 --> 00:48:32,313
It's very heavy, but I'm sure
1387
00:48:32,396 --> 00:48:34,438
the picture quality
is wonderful.
1388
00:48:34,521 --> 00:48:36,355
Yeah, it's quite overwhelming.
1389
00:48:36,438 --> 00:48:38,521
If there's anything
else I can do for you,
1390
00:48:38,605 --> 00:48:40,521
you just don't hesitate
to let me know.
1391
00:48:40,605 --> 00:48:42,665
- My information has been put
- into your contacts.
1392
00:48:42,772 --> 00:48:43,897
Your team saw to that.
1393
00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:45,665
And I have no idea how.
1394
00:48:45,772 --> 00:48:47,457
- And it's not creepy.
- It's fine.
1395
00:48:47,563 --> 00:48:49,146
It's the new way
of doing things.
1396
00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:50,855
So, please don't
hesitate to call.
1397
00:48:50,939 --> 00:48:52,332
- -Okay.
- -Okay.
1398
00:48:52,438 --> 00:48:53,832
- -Have a nice day.
- -You too.
1399
00:48:53,939 --> 00:48:55,457
- -Thank you, Victor.
- -Okay.
1400
00:48:55,563 --> 00:48:57,457
- -Wonderful job.
- -Thank you.
1401
00:49:08,772 --> 00:49:11,313
When did you do all of this?
1402
00:49:11,396 --> 00:49:12,876
Today.
-While you were getting
1403
00:49:12,939 --> 00:49:14,271
Primped and black-bagged.
1404
00:49:14,355 --> 00:49:15,855
I will say this
about you humans,
1405
00:49:15,939 --> 00:49:17,939
with enough
motivation and money,
1406
00:49:18,021 --> 00:49:19,206
you can do just about anything
1407
00:49:19,230 --> 00:49:20,497
in a couple of hours.
1408
00:49:23,396 --> 00:49:28,355
This is... This is amazing.
1409
00:49:31,063 --> 00:49:32,730
This is a beautiful apartment,
1410
00:49:32,813 --> 00:49:35,980
but I don't... I don't
need any of this.
1411
00:49:36,063 --> 00:49:37,874
But won't the apartment,
and the money,
1412
00:49:37,898 --> 00:49:37,956
and the clothes...
make you more attractive
1413
00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:40,313
to George?
1414
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:45,103
No, the George I
remember, he doesn't care
1415
00:49:45,127 --> 00:49:48,730
about fancy apartments
or expensive shoes.
1416
00:49:48,813 --> 00:49:51,021
I don't quite understand.
1417
00:49:51,104 --> 00:49:54,563
Perhaps you're more
complex than I thought.
1418
00:49:54,647 --> 00:49:56,146
Is that a compliment?
1419
00:49:56,230 --> 00:49:58,080
- Hey, you don't wanna be late
- for your reservations.
1420
00:49:58,104 --> 00:50:00,498
- You get cleaned up, and maybe
- put on something nice.
1421
00:50:00,605 --> 00:50:02,063
All right.
1422
00:50:02,146 --> 00:50:04,104
Maybe I'll wear
that new blue dress.
1423
00:50:04,188 --> 00:50:05,828
Judging by the history
of your lovemaking,
1424
00:50:05,855 --> 00:50:07,855
George can't resist you in red.
1425
00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:09,666
Red's probably more
1426
00:50:09,690 --> 00:50:11,438
business casual appropriate,
1427
00:50:11,521 --> 00:50:12,939
so, I'll wear the red one.
1428
00:50:32,521 --> 00:50:35,248
- This facility
- Is now in full data lock-down.
1429
00:50:35,355 --> 00:50:37,271
We're off the grid and secure.
1430
00:50:37,355 --> 00:50:38,355
Director Tyson?
1431
00:50:39,564 --> 00:50:39,623
Madam President, after analyzing
1432
00:50:39,647 --> 00:50:41,230
various strategic
1433
00:50:41,313 --> 00:50:43,832
yet challenging
scenarios, we still believe
1434
00:50:43,856 --> 00:50:45,021
that Operation Sahara
1435
00:50:45,104 --> 00:50:47,980
is our best course of action.
1436
00:50:48,063 --> 00:50:50,415
- So, aside from this plan
- being impossible to execute,
1437
00:50:50,521 --> 00:50:52,980
You're not even
sure that it will work?
1438
00:50:53,063 --> 00:50:55,188
Madam President? Um...
1439
00:50:55,271 --> 00:50:56,581
So far, this is the
only plan
1440
00:50:56,605 --> 00:50:58,230
that will remotely work.
1441
00:50:58,313 --> 00:50:59,688
I'm sorry, who are you?
1442
00:50:59,772 --> 00:51:01,521
This is, Dennis Caruso.
1443
00:51:01,605 --> 00:51:02,980
He's the AI researcher
1444
00:51:03,063 --> 00:51:04,772
who first made
contact with the entity
1445
00:51:04,855 --> 00:51:06,146
and identified the threat.
1446
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:09,480
Hi, Madam
President.
1447
00:51:09,563 --> 00:51:12,480
Big fan. Big, big fan.
1448
00:51:12,563 --> 00:51:14,021
Thank you for your support.
1449
00:51:14,104 --> 00:51:16,749
- We've analyzed every contingency,
- Madam President.
1450
00:51:16,855 --> 00:51:18,313
And confidence is high
1451
00:51:18,396 --> 00:51:20,082
that this is the only plan
1452
00:51:20,106 --> 00:51:21,813
that stands a chance in hell.
1453
00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:24,813
To my colleagues in
the global community,
1454
00:51:24,897 --> 00:51:27,313
both here and around the world,
1455
00:51:27,396 --> 00:51:29,855
I still prefer a
flip phone, so...
1456
00:51:29,939 --> 00:51:31,581
- someone is going
- to have to explain this to me
1457
00:51:31,605 --> 00:51:32,897
Like I'm the relic that I am.
1458
00:51:34,146 --> 00:51:35,855
Nope, nope, not gonna have that.
1459
00:51:35,939 --> 00:51:37,395
You are not anything close
1460
00:51:37,419 --> 00:51:38,897
to a relic, okay?
1461
00:51:38,980 --> 00:51:41,897
You are more like a
classic bottle of wine.
1462
00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:43,104
Vintage.
1463
00:51:43,188 --> 00:51:44,939
You know, the outside
may be dusty but...
1464
00:51:45,021 --> 00:51:46,539
Do you mind? Would
you just get on with it?
1465
00:51:46,563 --> 00:51:48,230
Yes.
1466
00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:50,372
- I have never done a presentation before,
- so forgive my nerves.
1467
00:51:50,396 --> 00:51:52,772
I'm, you know,
this is my first...
1468
00:51:52,855 --> 00:51:55,063
Just gonna have a bit of...
1469
00:51:55,146 --> 00:51:56,396
Ooh. That's too much.
1470
00:51:57,230 --> 00:51:58,748
Okay. Um... Gonna
take this cardigan off,
1471
00:51:58,772 --> 00:52:00,855
'cause it's...
1472
00:52:00,939 --> 00:52:02,997
- My badge. Are you guys having
- problems with your badges?
1473
00:52:03,021 --> 00:52:05,939
'Cause it's, like,
mine keeps falling off.
1474
00:52:06,021 --> 00:52:07,438
Made in China.
1475
00:52:10,939 --> 00:52:12,624
Sorry.
-Sorry about that.
1476
00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:15,104
Okay, without further
ado, ma'am, sir,
1477
00:52:15,188 --> 00:52:16,772
I present to you
Operation Sahara.
1478
00:52:16,855 --> 00:52:19,063
Now, starting in China,
we would disconnect
1479
00:52:19,146 --> 00:52:21,438
or destroy all power
and data connections.
1480
00:52:21,521 --> 00:52:23,122
Now, over the course
of the next two days,
1481
00:52:23,146 --> 00:52:25,122
we will blackout the
globe, and bottleneck
1482
00:52:25,146 --> 00:52:27,313
the Artificial Intelligence.
1483
00:52:27,396 --> 00:52:30,415
Until the entity's only option
1484
00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:32,269
is to inhabit this data center
1485
00:52:32,293 --> 00:52:34,063
on the outskirts of Seattle.
1486
00:52:34,146 --> 00:52:35,832
We will sever connections
1487
00:52:35,856 --> 00:52:37,563
and the AI will be sandboxed.
1488
00:52:37,647 --> 00:52:39,230
Contained in a highly controlled
1489
00:52:39,313 --> 00:52:40,855
and restricted
operating environment.
1490
00:52:40,939 --> 00:52:42,874
- What about the news?
- The social media?
1491
00:52:42,980 --> 00:52:45,380
- As soon as these blackouts start,
- people are gonna panic.
1492
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,730
Our space agency
is drafting a statement
1493
00:52:47,813 --> 00:52:49,813
- about a massive solar flare
- hitting the planet.
1494
00:52:49,855 --> 00:52:51,520
If the world thinks
1495
00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:53,230
they've temporarily lost power
1496
00:52:53,313 --> 00:52:55,623
because of solar
radiation, there will be
1497
00:52:55,647 --> 00:52:57,480
less chance of panic.
1498
00:52:57,563 --> 00:52:59,874
- And we're working with
- every social media network
1499
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:02,081
- To push false narratives
- and distractions...
1500
00:53:02,188 --> 00:53:03,623
But we are confident that
1501
00:53:03,647 --> 00:53:05,104
we can mitigate any alarm.
1502
00:53:07,521 --> 00:53:09,664
- Well, on the bright side, I don't have
- to get a new phone.
1503
00:53:15,188 --> 00:53:16,480
On behalf of the United States,
1504
00:53:16,563 --> 00:53:18,313
General Gomez, you
have the green light.
1505
00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:20,063
Good luck and Godspeed.
1506
00:53:22,855 --> 00:53:24,772
Thank you, ma'am.
1507
00:53:24,855 --> 00:53:26,605
Let's go.
1508
00:53:26,688 --> 00:53:27,939
Dennis?
1509
00:53:28,021 --> 00:53:29,980
Yeah.
1510
00:53:30,063 --> 00:53:31,897
Madam President,
can I just say that...
1511
00:53:32,021 --> 00:53:33,247
-Dennis?
--You want me to go with you?
1512
00:53:33,271 --> 00:53:34,748
It's been a...
1513
00:53:34,772 --> 00:53:37,146
That's not appropriate. Um...
1514
00:53:37,230 --> 00:53:38,897
It's been a pleasure,
Madam President.
1515
00:53:38,980 --> 00:53:40,395
Just wanted to say that,
1516
00:53:40,419 --> 00:53:41,855
this blue and your eyes...
1517
00:53:41,939 --> 00:53:44,582
- I mean, like, United Kingdom's
- giving you a harsh blue,
1518
00:53:44,688 --> 00:53:46,748
- And you're giving me something
- softer that I think is...
1519
00:53:46,772 --> 00:53:48,415
-Dennis?
--Yeah, okay.
1520
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,605
That's not business casual!
1521
00:54:12,688 --> 00:54:14,355
I gotta put
a jacket on now.
1522
00:54:14,438 --> 00:54:16,647
Well, I... I'm way overdressed.
1523
00:54:16,730 --> 00:54:18,188
I packed all my belts!
1524
00:54:18,271 --> 00:54:20,230
You know, if it
helps, I could, like,
1525
00:54:20,313 --> 00:54:24,605
tear my sleeve or
roll around in gravel.
1526
00:54:24,688 --> 00:54:26,270
Had a T-shirt on before.
1527
00:54:26,294 --> 00:54:27,897
I, worried about this.
1528
00:54:27,980 --> 00:54:29,188
My God.
1529
00:54:30,271 --> 00:54:31,811
Your magic coffee maker.
1530
00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:33,396
I got you this.
1531
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,980
Yeah, I'm not
taking the coffeepot.
1532
00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,980
They got all those
weird plugs over there.
1533
00:54:38,063 --> 00:54:41,521
You know, plus, they
only drink tea, so...
1534
00:54:41,605 --> 00:54:41,605
I mean, tea is just
really, you know,
1535
00:54:41,605 --> 00:54:45,438
kind of dirt and
water... Yeah, exactly.
1536
00:54:45,521 --> 00:54:47,230
Mixed together.
1537
00:54:48,438 --> 00:54:49,915
Really leaving in
three days, aren't you?
1538
00:54:49,939 --> 00:54:51,813
Yep, well, two, if
you don't count today.
1539
00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:54,707
- Last Friday, I went to the airport
- thinking it was this Friday.
1540
00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:55,897
I'm losing my mind.
1541
00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:57,271
You also love airports, so...
1542
00:54:57,355 --> 00:54:58,605
It's a gateway to the world,
1543
00:54:58,688 --> 00:55:00,313
and the gateway
to the imagination.
1544
00:55:01,521 --> 00:55:02,897
You look beautiful.
1545
00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:04,063
This?
1546
00:55:04,146 --> 00:55:06,415
This was, like, on
some kind of crazy sale,
1547
00:55:06,439 --> 00:55:08,855
like, you know... it
was practically free.
1548
00:55:08,939 --> 00:55:10,291
I'll probably throw it away
1549
00:55:10,315 --> 00:55:11,688
after dinner or something.
1550
00:55:11,772 --> 00:55:12,939
You look nice, too.
1551
00:55:14,189 --> 00:55:15,355
That's...
1552
00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,355
That's me.
1553
00:55:17,438 --> 00:55:21,855
I had a friend help
get a reservation...
1554
00:55:21,939 --> 00:55:23,980
Where are we going?
1555
00:55:24,063 --> 00:55:25,897
To a very
significant restaurant.
1556
00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:28,373
. Significant restaurant?
--Yeah.
1557
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,206
- Since when do you go
- to significant restaurants?
1558
00:55:30,230 --> 00:55:31,563
I'm a very classy lady.
1559
00:55:31,647 --> 00:55:33,230
You were always a classy lady.
1560
00:55:35,647 --> 00:55:36,772
I have to lock the door.
1561
00:55:36,855 --> 00:55:38,188
Yeah, sorry.
1562
00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:41,772
Wow, this is so cool.
1563
00:55:41,855 --> 00:55:43,135
I don't know
anything about cars,
1564
00:55:43,188 --> 00:55:44,605
but I think it's a
really nice car.
1565
00:55:44,688 --> 00:55:48,647
Yeah, it just kinda
does things sometime...
1566
00:55:48,730 --> 00:55:50,312
-Should we go?
1567
00:55:50,336 --> 00:55:51,939
-Yes. Yes, we should.
1568
00:55:52,021 --> 00:55:53,624
And we will.
1569
00:55:54,146 --> 00:55:55,521
Car on.
1570
00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,414
Do you not know how
to start your own car?
1571
00:55:58,438 --> 00:56:00,146
Of
course, of course I do.
1572
00:56:00,230 --> 00:56:01,978
I just really enjoy using
1573
00:56:02,002 --> 00:56:03,772
the voice-activated features.
1574
00:56:03,855 --> 00:56:04,939
Car on.
1575
00:56:05,021 --> 00:56:06,539
I wish I could say,
"Come on, Car.
1576
00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:08,438
Help me out here."
1577
00:56:09,855 --> 00:56:11,438
Ignite engine.
1578
00:56:11,521 --> 00:56:13,021
Car on. Activate.
1579
00:56:13,104 --> 00:56:15,438
Ignition. Ignition. Ignition.
1580
00:56:15,521 --> 00:56:16,728
Sure you doing it right?
1581
00:56:16,752 --> 00:56:17,980
Car on.
1582
00:56:19,752 --> 00:56:21,438
I guess my car likes you.
1583
00:56:22,396 --> 00:56:23,730
Maybe we should get going?
1584
00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:43,021
Mas O Menos?
1585
00:56:43,730 --> 00:56:44,730
Hilarious.
1586
00:56:44,813 --> 00:56:45,980
Right. Remember?
1587
00:56:46,063 --> 00:56:47,664
- -Yeah, I remember.
- -For our first date.
1588
00:56:47,688 --> 00:56:49,368
Remember, we had to
share a plate of tacos,
1589
00:56:49,438 --> 00:56:50,772
'cause we were completely broke.
1590
00:56:50,855 --> 00:56:52,414
- 'Cause we were so broke.
- Totally broke.
1591
00:56:52,438 --> 00:56:54,790
Okay, significant
1592
00:56:54,814 --> 00:56:57,188
restaurant. I get it.
1593
00:56:57,271 --> 00:56:59,457
I just thought it would maybe
1594
00:56:59,481 --> 00:57:01,688
be funny or ironic, you know?
1595
00:57:01,772 --> 00:57:02,936
To come... To come here
1596
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,521
for our business
casual... non-date outing.
1597
00:57:06,605 --> 00:57:08,457
- -Yeah, it's ironic.
- -Right?
1598
00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:12,332
-Yeah, let's go see it.
1599
00:57:12,356 --> 00:57:13,730
-Yeah, let's see it.
1600
00:57:16,939 --> 00:57:18,521
Nice one.
1601
00:57:31,605 --> 00:57:33,789
- So, my wife she tells me,
- "No, wear this. It looks good."
1602
00:57:33,813 --> 00:57:34,897
And I said, "It does."
1603
00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:36,180
-Here it is.
--Yep.
1604
00:57:36,271 --> 00:57:37,748
She's very knowledgeable
about fashion.
1605
00:57:37,772 --> 00:57:39,665
-Hello.
--Hi, there.
1606
00:57:39,772 --> 00:57:42,123
- Um, I think we have
- a reservation under Peters?
1607
00:57:42,230 --> 00:57:43,396
Miss Peters!
1608
00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:47,373
- We are so happy to have you
- back at Mas O Menos.
1609
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,396
And Mr. Churchill,
welcome, senor, welcome.
1610
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,623
- -Come, come with me.
- -Thank you.
1611
00:57:53,188 --> 00:57:54,831
- I had to put both of our names
- down to get the table.
1612
00:57:54,855 --> 00:57:56,582
- -Pulling us.
- -He's pulling us.
1613
00:57:58,855 --> 00:58:00,063
The table's that way?
1614
00:58:01,396 --> 00:58:02,563
No, no, no.
1615
00:58:02,647 --> 00:58:04,313
No, this is
not a dancing date.
1616
00:58:04,396 --> 00:58:06,623
- -This is not a dancing date.
- -We're doing business casual.
1617
00:58:06,647 --> 00:58:07,666
This is business.
1618
00:58:07,690 --> 00:58:08,730
Business casual.
1619
00:58:08,813 --> 00:58:10,063
Dancers all for you.
1620
00:58:10,146 --> 00:58:11,730
The musician is
for you to dance.
1621
00:58:11,813 --> 00:58:13,997
- Okay. I don't think he's gonna
- let us eat unless we dance.
1622
00:58:14,021 --> 00:58:15,396
No, that's okay, thank you.
1623
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,665
- So, I'm starving,
- so let's just do this, okay?
1624
00:58:17,772 --> 00:58:18,855
Okay.
1625
00:58:20,855 --> 00:58:22,291
You know what,
1626
00:58:22,315 --> 00:58:23,772
I'm overdressed. That's on me.
1627
00:58:25,396 --> 00:58:26,497
Um...
1628
00:58:26,521 --> 00:58:27,939
Is he dancing with us?
1629
00:58:28,021 --> 00:58:29,039
-Should we try to go that way?
--Yeah.
1630
00:58:29,063 --> 00:58:30,372
Just casually...
-All right,
1631
00:58:30,396 --> 00:58:31,647
we're going this way.
1632
00:58:33,021 --> 00:58:34,331
- -Let's try this way.
- -He's quick.
1633
00:58:34,355 --> 00:58:35,563
He's watching us like a hawk.
1634
00:58:35,647 --> 00:58:37,164
- We'll go this way.
- Let's go this way.
1635
00:58:38,355 --> 00:58:39,563
Whoa! There's two of 'em.
1636
00:58:39,647 --> 00:58:41,122
-My God, he's like a bull.
--Yeah.
1637
00:58:41,146 --> 00:58:42,906
I shouldn't have worn red.
1638
00:58:42,939 --> 00:58:45,498
Okay, let's do a little turn.
1639
00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:47,396
Yes.
1640
00:58:48,730 --> 00:58:50,498
You always had skills.
1641
00:58:50,605 --> 00:58:52,438
Works for the turn.
1642
00:58:58,688 --> 00:59:00,813
You have built up an appetite?
1643
00:59:00,897 --> 00:59:02,730
Yes, yes, we've
worked up an appetite.
1644
00:59:02,813 --> 00:59:04,873
I will lead you to your table.
1645
00:59:04,897 --> 00:59:06,313
Sorry about the dress.
1646
00:59:10,897 --> 00:59:12,749
This place isn't anything
1647
00:59:12,855 --> 00:59:14,313
Like I remember it being.
1648
00:59:14,396 --> 00:59:16,688
There's fewer dead
cockroaches around.
1649
00:59:16,772 --> 00:59:18,333
-That's what it is!
1650
00:59:18,357 --> 00:59:19,939
-Yeah. Well, that's good.
1651
00:59:20,021 --> 00:59:22,480
Marginally nicer
place to catch up.
1652
00:59:23,939 --> 00:59:25,980
And why are we catching up?
1653
00:59:28,396 --> 00:59:30,021
Well, um,
1654
00:59:31,021 --> 00:59:36,230
I just... never actually
told you sorry...
1655
00:59:36,939 --> 00:59:38,313
you know, for...
1656
00:59:38,396 --> 00:59:40,104
kinda everything.
1657
00:59:40,188 --> 00:59:42,020
And I know it was my fault
1658
00:59:42,044 --> 00:59:43,897
why we ended up breaking up,
1659
00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:45,540
and I don't know why,
1660
00:59:45,564 --> 00:59:47,146
I just thought I had to
1661
00:59:47,230 --> 00:59:48,936
become something else,
1662
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,082
or do something
else, or I don't know,
1663
00:59:52,106 --> 00:59:53,438
save the world or...
1664
00:59:54,563 --> 00:59:55,772
I don't know, and I just...
1665
00:59:55,855 --> 00:59:59,605
I thought that had
to come before us.
1666
00:59:59,688 --> 01:00:01,772
I guess I thought
I should bring you
1667
01:00:01,855 --> 01:00:03,521
to this business
casual setting...
1668
01:00:05,021 --> 01:00:07,063
and actually apologize,
1669
01:00:07,897 --> 01:00:10,021
'cause I am sorry.
1670
01:00:10,104 --> 01:00:13,957
Well, it's fine. I... I
business casually
1671
01:00:13,981 --> 01:00:15,355
accept your apology.
1672
01:00:16,271 --> 01:00:22,146
'Cause you,
deserve... I deserve what?
1673
01:00:25,313 --> 01:00:26,647
better.
1674
01:00:27,939 --> 01:00:29,855
You deserve better
than how I was.
1675
01:00:29,939 --> 01:00:32,332
- Well, that was always
- our biggest argument, right?
1676
01:00:34,688 --> 01:00:36,396
And, you know, the truth is I...
1677
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,480
I haven't found
anybody better than you.
1678
01:00:39,563 --> 01:00:40,772
Not yet.
1679
01:00:40,855 --> 01:00:42,230
But key word there "yet."
1680
01:00:42,313 --> 01:00:43,478
Quite the player.
1681
01:00:43,502 --> 01:00:44,688
-Exactly.
1682
01:00:44,772 --> 01:00:46,790
I'm tall, tan and tenured.
1683
01:00:46,897 --> 01:00:48,789
- I wear corduroy jackets.
- Things are easy for me.
1684
01:00:48,813 --> 01:00:50,394
For the special couple,
1685
01:00:50,418 --> 01:00:52,021
I made these just for you.
1686
01:00:52,104 --> 01:00:53,831
-Thank you.
--Enjoy.
1687
01:00:53,855 --> 01:00:54,915
-He wears corduroy.
1688
01:00:54,939 --> 01:00:56,021
-A-ha.
1689
01:00:57,855 --> 01:00:59,353
All right, well, listen,
1690
01:00:59,377 --> 01:01:00,897
thank you for the apology.
1691
01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:02,271
It really means a lot to me.
1692
01:01:02,355 --> 01:01:03,939
But, you know, I'm
gonna be leaving soon
1693
01:01:04,021 --> 01:01:05,436
and embarking on my new,
1694
01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:06,897
glamorous European lifestyle.
1695
01:01:06,980 --> 01:01:09,500
- I wasn't... I wasn't aware
- it was a glamorous lifestyle.
1696
01:01:09,563 --> 01:01:11,040
Yes. Yeah, I'm gonna wear
1697
01:01:11,064 --> 01:01:12,563
bikini underwear from now on.
1698
01:01:12,647 --> 01:01:14,980
But for tonight, how
about no regrets?
1699
01:01:15,063 --> 01:01:17,772
To no regrets and
Irish adventures.
1700
01:01:24,730 --> 01:01:26,188
I can't get it down.
1701
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:32,688
What is happening?
1702
01:01:35,104 --> 01:01:37,605
I think they've really
been focusing on us.
1703
01:01:37,688 --> 01:01:40,939
No, I think they do
this at all the tables.
1704
01:01:49,855 --> 01:01:51,415
Right, right over here.
1705
01:01:53,104 --> 01:01:54,247
You're... You're
sticking to that?
1706
01:01:54,271 --> 01:01:55,563
Are you saying that you think
1707
01:01:55,647 --> 01:01:57,313
salmonella is
worse than listeria?
1708
01:01:57,396 --> 01:01:58,980
No, no, no. I'm just, I'm saying
1709
01:01:59,063 --> 01:02:00,647
that if we have food poisoning,
1710
01:02:00,730 --> 01:02:03,521
I'd rather have listeria
than salmonella.
1711
01:02:03,605 --> 01:02:05,498
- Because I can take
- antibiotics for listeria,
1712
01:02:05,605 --> 01:02:06,980
But you can't for salmonella.
1713
01:02:07,063 --> 01:02:08,563
Okay, but we, just to be clear,
1714
01:02:08,647 --> 01:02:10,957
- we definitely, we still have
- food poisoning?
1715
01:02:11,063 --> 01:02:12,438
Yeah, no, 100%.
1716
01:02:12,521 --> 01:02:14,728
I mean, that was E.
Coli-flavored guacamole
1717
01:02:14,752 --> 01:02:15,772
we ate.
1718
01:02:18,521 --> 01:02:20,874
- Glad we ran into each other
- today at the grocery store.
1719
01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:24,271
What are the odds, right?
1720
01:02:24,355 --> 01:02:28,104
I mean, quite a
coincidence, you know?
1721
01:02:28,188 --> 01:02:29,813
It's my lucky day.
1722
01:02:29,897 --> 01:02:31,480
Mine too.
1723
01:02:34,897 --> 01:02:37,582
Maybe I will, you
know, give you a call
1724
01:02:37,606 --> 01:02:38,688
or something tomorrow?
1725
01:02:38,772 --> 01:02:40,832
Maybe I'll pick up.
1726
01:02:40,939 --> 01:02:42,707
No, I mean, I would for sure,
1727
01:02:42,731 --> 01:02:44,521
I would for sure pick up.
1728
01:02:46,605 --> 01:02:47,624
-Night.
1729
01:02:47,648 --> 01:02:48,688
-Night.
1730
01:03:08,939 --> 01:03:10,605
Is talking about
food poisoning
1731
01:03:10,688 --> 01:03:12,331
and intestinal distress
a regular part of
1732
01:03:12,355 --> 01:03:14,563
the human courting ritual?
1733
01:03:14,647 --> 01:03:16,082
No, it is not.
1734
01:03:16,106 --> 01:03:17,563
Can we please just go?
1735
01:03:17,647 --> 01:03:19,021
No, Carol.
1736
01:03:19,104 --> 01:03:20,813
Don't these romantic
outings usually lead
1737
01:03:20,897 --> 01:03:22,980
to interactions of a
more intimate nature?
1738
01:03:23,063 --> 01:03:24,271
My God.
1739
01:03:24,355 --> 01:03:27,730
I'm not discussing
this with you, okay?
1740
01:03:27,813 --> 01:03:31,019
I mean, you really
do not understand
1741
01:03:31,043 --> 01:03:32,063
human relationships.
1742
01:03:32,146 --> 01:03:33,665
His core body temperature
1743
01:03:33,689 --> 01:03:35,230
went up by almost two degrees,
1744
01:03:35,313 --> 01:03:37,104
and his pupils dilated 25%
1745
01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:39,021
every time he looked at you.
1746
01:03:39,104 --> 01:03:40,396
25%, really?
1747
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,749
Is that good or a lot?
1748
01:03:43,773 --> 01:03:45,372
I mean, 25% kind
of seems...
1749
01:03:45,396 --> 01:03:47,146
kind of seems like a lot.
1750
01:03:47,230 --> 01:03:48,728
It's amazing that you humans
1751
01:03:48,752 --> 01:03:50,271
reproduce as fast as you do.
1752
01:03:50,355 --> 01:03:51,749
My God. Okay, can...
1753
01:03:51,773 --> 01:03:53,188
Let's just go, all right?
1754
01:03:53,271 --> 01:03:55,552
- Sorry, we're having mechanical
- difficulties right now.
1755
01:03:55,647 --> 01:03:58,123
- Well, you know what,
- then I'm just gonna call for a ride.
1756
01:03:58,230 --> 01:04:00,063
Sorry, your phone is also having
1757
01:04:00,146 --> 01:04:01,605
mechanical
difficulties right now.
1758
01:04:01,688 --> 01:04:04,104
So is every phone
in a ten-block radius.
1759
01:04:04,188 --> 01:04:05,207
My God!
1760
01:04:05,231 --> 01:04:06,271
You can't do that.
1761
01:04:06,355 --> 01:04:07,790
I do think, however, the phone
1762
01:04:07,814 --> 01:04:09,271
in George's house is working.
1763
01:04:09,355 --> 01:04:10,772
You can call a
ride from in there.
1764
01:04:10,855 --> 01:04:13,104
Okay, I don't know
what kind of stunt...
1765
01:04:14,939 --> 01:04:16,521
Do not do that.
1766
01:04:16,605 --> 01:04:17,915
I didn't do anything.
1767
01:04:17,939 --> 01:04:19,188
Okay, stop it.
1768
01:04:19,271 --> 01:04:20,789
- -That isn't me.
- -Okay, you know what?
1769
01:04:20,813 --> 01:04:21,873
I get what you're
doing, and it's not...
1770
01:04:21,897 --> 01:04:22,897
It must be the car.
1771
01:04:22,939 --> 01:04:24,271
There must be some sort of
1772
01:04:24,355 --> 01:04:25,104
mechanical problem with the car.
1773
01:04:25,188 --> 01:04:26,605
My God.
1774
01:04:26,688 --> 01:04:28,540
- -I'm not controlling it.
- -Stop doing that!
1775
01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:29,831
-Carol, it isn't me.
-I guarantee you... -
1776
01:04:29,855 --> 01:04:31,104
You made me drop my phone!
1777
01:04:31,188 --> 01:04:32,081
- -...I have no part in this.
- -Stop it!
1778
01:04:34,021 --> 01:04:36,165
Wow.
-Overshot that a little bit.
1779
01:04:36,271 --> 01:04:37,688
That was funny though.
1780
01:04:37,772 --> 01:04:39,532
- Was it funny to you?
- It felt funny to me.
1781
01:04:41,730 --> 01:04:43,480
How dare you?
1782
01:04:43,563 --> 01:04:45,164
I can't hear you.
-I've just put the radio on.
1783
01:04:45,188 --> 01:04:47,021
This is why people
hate technology.
1784
01:04:47,104 --> 01:04:48,438
Can't hear a thing. Bye!
1785
01:04:48,521 --> 01:04:50,355
I hope you get a virus!
1786
01:05:07,438 --> 01:05:09,081
Target alpha has returned.
1787
01:05:09,188 --> 01:05:11,647
Acquisition time 22:44.
1788
01:05:11,730 --> 01:05:13,647
Surveillance hand
off established.
1789
01:05:13,730 --> 01:05:16,355
Team one has eyes
and will maintain.
1790
01:05:21,063 --> 01:05:23,373
- Hi. I don't think
- that my car really wants...
1791
01:05:27,647 --> 01:05:29,123
That escalated quickly.
1792
01:05:29,230 --> 01:05:30,521
That is passion.
1793
01:05:30,605 --> 01:05:32,289
- I have never had
- a moment like that.
1794
01:05:32,313 --> 01:05:34,271
Not in my life.
1795
01:05:34,355 --> 01:05:36,373
-Yep.
--My, my.
1796
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,414
- Struggling with
- the shirt a little bit.
1797
01:05:38,438 --> 01:05:39,831
Always
wanna undo the cuffs
1798
01:05:39,855 --> 01:05:41,498
-of the sleeve first.
--Yeah.
1799
01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:43,373
Hey, mix in a bedroom.
1800
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,707
- -You know what I mean? Yeah?
- -Yeah, I do.
1801
01:05:45,813 --> 01:05:47,855
I'm a passionless guy.
1802
01:05:47,939 --> 01:05:49,706
-Yeah?
--That's what my wife says.
1803
01:05:49,730 --> 01:05:51,063
I gotta call my wife.
1804
01:05:51,146 --> 01:05:52,748
Yeah? If she'd take my calls,
1805
01:05:52,772 --> 01:05:54,396
I'd call mine.
1806
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:55,541
This is nice.
1807
01:05:55,565 --> 01:05:56,647
These are nice people.
1808
01:05:56,730 --> 01:05:58,730
It's not like the Russian mob,
1809
01:05:58,813 --> 01:06:00,706
-or, you know, a serial killer or whatever.
--Yeah, serial killer.
1810
01:06:00,730 --> 01:06:02,249
It's a nice change of pace.
1811
01:06:02,273 --> 01:06:03,813
I appreciate it.
1812
01:06:03,897 --> 01:06:05,122
I mean, I guess,
on the other hand,
1813
01:06:05,146 --> 01:06:07,021
this thing could
destroy the earth.
1814
01:06:07,104 --> 01:06:08,584
You ain't wrong.
1815
01:06:08,647 --> 01:06:09,855
My God.
1816
01:06:09,939 --> 01:06:11,456
- You're crushing
- your blinds, mister.
1817
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:12,688
Yeah.
1818
01:06:20,772 --> 01:06:22,480
I mean, I really, really think
1819
01:06:22,563 --> 01:06:23,956
that your coffee maker
might be magical.
1820
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,624
- I know.
- It's like it was forged
1821
01:06:25,730 --> 01:06:27,605
In an ancient
mountain by the gods.
1822
01:06:27,688 --> 01:06:28,980
Like Thor's hammer?
1823
01:06:29,063 --> 01:06:30,230
Or the Hobbit ring?
1824
01:06:30,313 --> 01:06:33,563
Or as the orcs called
it, the Ash nazg...
1825
01:06:33,647 --> 01:06:34,980
What is that?
1826
01:06:35,063 --> 01:06:36,644
Ash nazg...
1827
01:06:36,668 --> 01:06:38,271
Something like that.
1828
01:06:38,355 --> 01:06:39,730
My God.
1829
01:06:39,813 --> 01:06:42,123
- -What are you talking about?
- -It's the Tolkien books.
1830
01:06:42,230 --> 01:06:44,874
- I taught them last semester.
- But I was way too excited.
1831
01:06:45,021 --> 01:06:46,790
- Kids thought I was crazy.
- You know what?
1832
01:06:46,897 --> 01:06:48,313
I'm bringing it to Ireland.
1833
01:06:48,396 --> 01:06:50,081
- I'm flip-flopping.
- I don't care.
1834
01:06:59,146 --> 01:07:01,188
You know, for just a minute,
1835
01:07:01,271 --> 01:07:03,207
I had forgot about you
1836
01:07:03,231 --> 01:07:05,188
leaving in a few days.
1837
01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:06,711
You mean, you
thought these boxes
1838
01:07:06,772 --> 01:07:09,313
were my attempt at shabby chic?
1839
01:07:13,980 --> 01:07:15,813
Play hooky with me today.
1840
01:07:15,897 --> 01:07:19,063
I'll help you pack
for your trip later.
1841
01:07:20,980 --> 01:07:23,271
All right, it's a deal.
1842
01:07:23,355 --> 01:07:24,521
What'd you have in mind?
1843
01:07:24,605 --> 01:07:26,813
Sky's the limit, you know.
1844
01:07:26,897 --> 01:07:29,207
Give me your best, outrageous
1845
01:07:29,231 --> 01:07:31,563
scenario for a hooky day.
1846
01:07:39,146 --> 01:07:41,438
I want...
1847
01:07:42,730 --> 01:07:44,813
dim sum for breakfast.
1848
01:07:44,897 --> 01:07:47,207
You're terrible at this.
1849
01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:48,915
Wait a minute. Do you
1850
01:07:48,939 --> 01:07:50,563
understand what I'm offering?
1851
01:07:50,647 --> 01:07:51,980
Yeah.
1852
01:07:52,063 --> 01:07:53,997
Okay, in no limit, -go crazy...
1853
01:07:56,021 --> 01:07:57,290
-You Suge Knight?
1854
01:08:00,355 --> 01:08:03,563
Like a Ferris Bueller day off,
1855
01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:05,248
- -you know, hooky day.
- -Yeah.
1856
01:08:05,355 --> 01:08:06,748
And you're really
asking for dim sum?
1857
01:08:06,772 --> 01:08:08,498
- Yeah, I want pork dumplings.
- Yeah.
1858
01:08:11,230 --> 01:08:12,563
Okay.
1859
01:08:14,063 --> 01:08:15,605
Remember this moment.
1860
01:08:16,939 --> 01:08:18,146
Shanghai dumplings?
1861
01:08:18,230 --> 01:08:19,950
How would I know that?
1862
01:08:19,980 --> 01:08:21,415
- -What?
- -What?
1863
01:08:21,521 --> 01:08:23,480
You keep talking to your phone.
1864
01:08:23,563 --> 01:08:24,980
What's in there?
1865
01:08:25,063 --> 01:08:26,790
- -Don't spill my coffee!
- -Let me see it.
1866
01:08:26,897 --> 01:08:28,146
It's my personal dumpling...
1867
01:08:28,230 --> 01:08:29,247
What are you doing
with that phone, woman?
1868
01:08:46,146 --> 01:08:48,730
I was just gonna
microwave the dumplings
1869
01:08:48,813 --> 01:08:50,355
I have in my freezer,
1870
01:08:50,438 --> 01:08:52,311
but that was so much better.
1871
01:08:52,335 --> 01:08:54,230
Thank you.
1872
01:08:54,313 --> 01:08:56,749
Well, the dumplings were good,
1873
01:08:56,773 --> 01:08:56,831
I'll give you that, but
dumplings are here.
1874
01:08:56,855 --> 01:09:00,021
What's to come? Up here.
1875
01:09:00,104 --> 01:09:01,313
What is that?
1876
01:09:01,396 --> 01:09:02,748
-What do you mean?
--It's up here.
1877
01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:04,289
- -There's more?
- -It's a hand flourish.
1878
01:09:04,313 --> 01:09:05,957
-It's a surprise.
1879
01:09:05,981 --> 01:09:08,230
... Hold on.
1880
01:09:08,313 --> 01:09:09,749
That's what tripe is.
1881
01:09:09,773 --> 01:09:11,230
No, don't.
1882
01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:12,480
This is incredible.
1883
01:09:12,563 --> 01:09:13,855
Hey, what is this, sir?
1884
01:09:13,939 --> 01:09:15,789
-Yes, sir.
--What is... Is that a snout?
1885
01:09:15,813 --> 01:09:17,206
No, sir.
-Those are pig feet.
1886
01:09:17,230 --> 01:09:18,873
-That's pig feet?
--That's a pig's feet.
1887
01:09:18,897 --> 01:09:20,664
- -Could you eat the snout?
- -No, you cannot eat the snout.
1888
01:09:20,688 --> 01:09:22,874
- Really? That's the only piece
- you don't have.
1889
01:09:22,980 --> 01:09:24,289
What part of the
pig is in dumplings?
1890
01:09:24,313 --> 01:09:26,188
I don't know.
1891
01:09:26,271 --> 01:09:27,686
-That's not good.
1892
01:09:27,710 --> 01:09:29,146
-Don't ask him that.
1893
01:09:57,021 --> 01:09:58,146
Follow me.
1894
01:10:00,396 --> 01:10:01,605
What the hell is this?
1895
01:10:01,688 --> 01:10:04,355
Well, moving
forward, Madam President,
1896
01:10:04,438 --> 01:10:06,707
- there are no more computers,
- no more cell phones.
1897
01:10:06,813 --> 01:10:06,813
We're in the chalet because
1898
01:10:06,813 --> 01:10:09,707
it's completely off
the grid and it's built
1899
01:10:09,731 --> 01:10:10,497
like a Faraday cage to block out
1900
01:10:10,521 --> 01:10:12,813
all electromagnetic signals.
1901
01:10:12,897 --> 01:10:14,271
So, how are we coordinating
1902
01:10:14,355 --> 01:10:16,480
the largest global
operation in history?
1903
01:10:16,563 --> 01:10:19,248
- Excellent question, as always,
- Madam President.
1904
01:10:19,355 --> 01:10:20,647
Well, I guess you can say
1905
01:10:20,730 --> 01:10:22,980
that we're doing it
the old-fashioned way.
1906
01:10:36,063 --> 01:10:37,873
- Thank you
- for coming, Madam President.
1907
01:10:37,897 --> 01:10:39,082
We're just about to
1908
01:10:39,106 --> 01:10:40,313
start the mission update.
1909
01:10:40,396 --> 01:10:44,396
At 0600 GMT, Operation
Sahara commenced
1910
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:46,271
in the Xinjiang
province of China.
1911
01:10:46,355 --> 01:10:49,040
- Power plants and telephone
- trunk lines were neutralized.
1912
01:10:49,146 --> 01:10:51,480
And in the last five hours,
1913
01:10:51,563 --> 01:10:52,873
the shutdown has
proceeded in the eastern
1914
01:10:52,897 --> 01:10:54,313
and western regions,
1915
01:10:54,396 --> 01:10:57,563
including parts of
India and Russia.
1916
01:11:01,730 --> 01:11:02,915
Everyone's adhering
1917
01:11:02,939 --> 01:11:04,146
to the tech limitations.
1918
01:11:04,230 --> 01:11:06,813
Only mechanical
watches for coordination.
1919
01:11:06,897 --> 01:11:09,438
No vehicles built
after 1981 are in use.
1920
01:11:09,521 --> 01:11:11,647
What about civilian
information blackout?
1921
01:11:11,730 --> 01:11:13,438
Anything leaked?
1922
01:11:13,521 --> 01:11:15,021
So far, nothing.
1923
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:17,688
The solar flare
story has held up.
1924
01:11:17,772 --> 01:11:21,230
And the, AI, is
it aware of anything?
1925
01:11:21,313 --> 01:11:23,355
Well, that's
difficult to ascertain,
1926
01:11:23,438 --> 01:11:24,688
but our monitoring shows
1927
01:11:24,772 --> 01:11:27,146
little new activity
on neural networks.
1928
01:11:27,230 --> 01:11:28,480
Meaning?
1929
01:11:28,563 --> 01:11:31,271
That we could possibly
pull this thing off.
1930
01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:40,623
Thank you so much.
1931
01:11:44,813 --> 01:11:46,664
-Red boat! Red boat!
--Come on! Green! Green!
1932
01:11:46,688 --> 01:11:49,248
-Red boat! Red boat!
--Green! Green boat. No!
1933
01:11:49,313 --> 01:11:51,331
The winner is the red boat.
1934
01:11:51,355 --> 01:11:53,396
So, if you picked
red, congratulations.
1935
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:55,355
If you picked green or yellow,
1936
01:11:55,438 --> 01:11:57,478
- I'm afraid we're gonna have
- to ask you to leave.
1937
01:11:57,521 --> 01:11:58,956
It's James Corden.
-It's your man.
1938
01:11:58,980 --> 01:12:01,355
Yay, sports.
1939
01:12:01,438 --> 01:12:03,165
- -He's all right.
- -You love him.
1940
01:12:03,271 --> 01:12:05,021
Hey, how did you
get these tickets?
1941
01:12:05,104 --> 01:12:07,021
We got an entire
luxury box to ourselves.
1942
01:12:07,104 --> 01:12:09,396
I have a friend
in the tech world
1943
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:11,582
- and he can get any ticket,
- whatever he wants.
1944
01:12:11,688 --> 01:12:12,915
- Really?
- Friend in the tech world.
1945
01:12:12,939 --> 01:12:14,290
-Miss Peters?
--Yes.
1946
01:12:14,396 --> 01:12:15,772
You have a guest.
1947
01:12:15,855 --> 01:12:18,290
- Hello. Heard you guys
- are really big Mariner fans.
1948
01:12:18,396 --> 01:12:19,521
My God.
1949
01:12:19,605 --> 01:12:22,563
What did you do,
Carol Vivian Peters?
1950
01:12:22,647 --> 01:12:23,772
Wow.
1951
01:12:23,855 --> 01:12:25,122
Mr. Ken Griffey Jr.,
I'm your biggest fan,
1952
01:12:25,146 --> 01:12:26,730
Mr. Griffey Jr.
1953
01:12:26,813 --> 01:12:28,021
No, just call me Ken, George.
1954
01:12:28,104 --> 01:12:29,290
-He knows my name.
1955
01:12:29,314 --> 01:12:30,521
I know.
1956
01:12:30,605 --> 01:12:32,647
Hi, Ken, I'm Carol.
1957
01:12:32,730 --> 01:12:33,939
Hi, Carol. I wanna thank you
1958
01:12:34,021 --> 01:12:35,289
for the donation
to the foundation.
1959
01:12:35,313 --> 01:12:36,793
It's gonna go a
long way for the kids.
1960
01:12:36,855 --> 01:12:38,939
Well, I mean, you
do so much great work
1961
01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:40,855
in the community
and I just, I mean, my...
1962
01:12:40,939 --> 01:12:42,396
The foundation I work for
1963
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:44,414
- just really wanted to be sure
- they supported you.
1964
01:12:44,438 --> 01:12:45,997
So, you guys are
really big Mariner fans?
1965
01:12:46,021 --> 01:12:47,521
I have your batting helmet.
1966
01:12:47,605 --> 01:12:49,206
- I don't need it anymore.
- You can have it.
1967
01:12:49,230 --> 01:12:51,998
He's so funny.
-I didn't know he was so funny.
1968
01:12:52,104 --> 01:12:53,664
- Do you guys mind if I watch
- an inning or so with you guys?
1969
01:12:53,688 --> 01:12:55,568
My God, I love you!
-You're my hero. Yes.
1970
01:12:55,647 --> 01:12:57,039
Hey, everybody, I'm
gonna watch the game
1971
01:12:57,063 --> 01:12:58,146
with Ken Griffey Jr.!
1972
01:12:58,230 --> 01:12:59,396
It's Ken Griffey Jr.
1973
01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:00,998
- Come on, sit.
- Please, have a seat.
1974
01:13:01,104 --> 01:13:02,384
Can I get you
something to drink?
1975
01:13:02,438 --> 01:13:04,188
A soda, or a beer, or something?
1976
01:13:04,271 --> 01:13:05,997
- No, I'm good. But if you
- find a hat or something,
1977
01:13:06,021 --> 01:13:07,247
I'd be more than
happy to autograph it.
1978
01:13:07,271 --> 01:13:09,040
- Hat. Hat.
- I'm gonna go get hats.
1979
01:13:09,146 --> 01:13:10,306
Carol, I'm gonna go get hats.
1980
01:13:10,355 --> 01:13:11,438
I'll get 'em. I'll get 'em.
1981
01:13:11,521 --> 01:13:12,665
- -Really?
- -Yeah.
1982
01:13:12,772 --> 01:13:14,207
- Thank you.
- Okay, I'll stay here.
1983
01:13:14,313 --> 01:13:15,540
- -Okay. All right.
- -Thanks.
1984
01:13:15,647 --> 01:13:17,188
I'm gonna go get 'em.
1985
01:13:17,271 --> 01:13:18,313
Could we take a picture?
1986
01:13:18,396 --> 01:13:19,519
-Yeah.
1987
01:13:19,543 --> 01:13:20,688
-Yeah? Is that okay?
1988
01:13:20,772 --> 01:13:22,980
Okay, here you go, and cheese!
1989
01:13:23,063 --> 01:13:24,832
Say "cheese."
1990
01:13:24,939 --> 01:13:26,624
-Can I see it?
-. Yeah.
1991
01:13:26,730 --> 01:13:27,980
That's awesome.
1992
01:13:28,063 --> 01:13:28,980
Can we get one with
the crowd in the back?
1993
01:13:29,063 --> 01:13:30,415
- -Yeah.
- -Okay.
1994
01:13:31,897 --> 01:13:33,313
All right, big smile.
1995
01:13:33,396 --> 01:13:34,915
Okay, on three. One, two,
1996
01:13:34,939 --> 01:13:36,480
three, "George is awesome."
1997
01:13:36,563 --> 01:13:38,040
Great.
1998
01:13:38,146 --> 01:13:39,605
Wow, you're photogenic.
1999
01:13:39,688 --> 01:13:41,706
- Hey, can I ask you a question
- about the '95 ALDS?
2000
01:13:41,730 --> 01:13:43,915
- I know you've probably
- answered this a million times,
2001
01:13:43,939 --> 01:13:45,438
But when you're on first base
2002
01:13:45,521 --> 01:13:46,873
- and Edgar comes to the plates,
- bottom of the eleventh,
2003
01:13:46,897 --> 01:13:47,915
What's going through your head?
2004
01:13:47,939 --> 01:13:48,939
Score.
2005
01:13:49,021 --> 01:13:50,396
My God!
2006
01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:52,082
Ken Griffey Jr. and I
2007
01:13:52,106 --> 01:13:53,730
are getting along so great!
2008
01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:04,248
-My God.
--Miss Peters, a word please.
2009
01:14:05,647 --> 01:14:07,438
Get off of me!
2010
01:14:10,021 --> 01:14:11,563
Get off of me!
2011
01:14:14,939 --> 01:14:16,563
George has my phone.
2012
01:14:16,647 --> 01:14:18,855
Stop kicking me in the chest.
2013
01:14:18,939 --> 01:14:19,937
You know what?
2014
01:14:19,961 --> 01:14:20,980
Stop abducting me!
2015
01:14:21,063 --> 01:14:22,355
Didn't he tell you
2016
01:14:22,438 --> 01:14:23,831
- that you weren't supposed
- to keep following me?
2017
01:14:23,855 --> 01:14:25,355
And why are we in
a men's bathroom?
2018
01:14:25,438 --> 01:14:27,832
- Stadium bathrooms
- are technological dead zones.
2019
01:14:27,939 --> 01:14:29,438
It's the safest place we can be.
2020
01:14:29,521 --> 01:14:31,855
Even your AI buddy
can't see us here.
2021
01:14:31,939 --> 01:14:33,563
Okay, he's not my
buddy, you know?
2022
01:14:33,647 --> 01:14:36,749
I mean, are we friendly?
2023
01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:36,831
Yes. I mean...
But are we friends?
2024
01:14:36,855 --> 01:14:39,313
I don't know. I mean...
2025
01:14:39,396 --> 01:14:40,647
We're not not friends.
2026
01:14:40,730 --> 01:14:42,230
Miss Peters, as we speak,
2027
01:14:42,313 --> 01:14:44,331
- the nations of the world
- are pursuing a plan of action
2028
01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:46,063
To contain the AI entity.
2029
01:14:46,146 --> 01:14:47,997
- What do you... What do you mean?
- What are you doing?
2030
01:14:48,021 --> 01:14:49,563
We're turning off the world.
2031
01:14:49,647 --> 01:14:50,645
All the power.
2032
01:14:50,669 --> 01:14:51,688
All the data.
2033
01:14:51,772 --> 01:14:53,855
We are disconnecting the globe.
2034
01:14:53,939 --> 01:14:55,540
-Why?
--By tomorrow night,
2035
01:14:55,647 --> 01:14:57,789
- The AI will be contained
- in a server outside of Seattle.
2036
01:14:57,813 --> 01:14:59,164
Why are you guys
so sure that he wants
2037
01:14:59,188 --> 01:15:00,855
to destroy the world?
2038
01:15:00,939 --> 01:15:02,230
It's not a "he."
2039
01:15:02,313 --> 01:15:02,313
Okay, fine.
2040
01:15:02,313 --> 01:15:04,039
But how do you
know it doesn't want to
2041
01:15:04,063 --> 01:15:05,605
save the world?
2042
01:15:05,688 --> 01:15:07,916
- It doesn't want to
- save the world, Miss Peters.
2043
01:15:08,021 --> 01:15:10,146
Of this, we are
absolutely certain.
2044
01:15:10,230 --> 01:15:11,396
You don't know that.
2045
01:15:14,355 --> 01:15:16,275
- Carol,
- we need you to do your part.
2046
01:15:16,355 --> 01:15:18,396
We're all counting on you.
2047
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:19,772
Secrecy is key.
2048
01:15:19,855 --> 01:15:21,749
- You can tell no one,
- not even Mr. Churchill.
2049
01:15:21,855 --> 01:15:23,647
What am I to say to George?
2050
01:15:23,730 --> 01:15:26,081
- "The world's about to end.
- Enjoy Ireland"?
2051
01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:27,688
Just keep him out of this.
2052
01:15:27,772 --> 01:15:29,563
During your communications
with the entity,
2053
01:15:29,647 --> 01:15:32,123
if there's any
indication that it's aware
2054
01:15:32,147 --> 01:15:32,206
of what we're doing,
you need to click this
2055
01:15:32,230 --> 01:15:35,396
four times.
2056
01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:36,521
What does that do?
2057
01:15:36,605 --> 01:15:38,104
It buys us some time.
2058
01:15:38,188 --> 01:15:39,707
It could make the difference.
2059
01:15:39,731 --> 01:15:41,271
Might save the world.
2060
01:15:44,980 --> 01:15:46,813
Don't click it now.
2061
01:15:46,897 --> 01:15:48,813
I wasn't going to click it now.
2062
01:15:48,897 --> 01:15:50,247
- -Okay.
- -Why would I click it now?
2063
01:15:50,271 --> 01:15:51,497
- -You just said...
- -'Cause it looks like a pen.
2064
01:15:51,521 --> 01:15:52,730
People click pens nervously.
2065
01:15:52,813 --> 01:15:54,790
- I'm aware it's a pen.
- Okay, are we done?
2066
01:15:54,897 --> 01:15:57,665
- Just... A lot of things happen
- if you click it right now.
2067
01:15:59,730 --> 01:16:01,146
Thanks.
2068
01:16:01,230 --> 01:16:02,647
Enjoy the game.
2069
01:16:04,063 --> 01:16:05,498
- -You okay?
- -It's a hard kick.
2070
01:16:05,605 --> 01:16:06,997
She really got you there.
2071
01:16:07,021 --> 01:16:09,563
Just like Taekwondo
or something.
2072
01:16:09,647 --> 01:16:10,772
Except she used heel.
2073
01:16:10,855 --> 01:16:12,021
It was a normal kick.
2074
01:16:12,104 --> 01:16:13,664
- It was just a kick.
- A kick is a kick.
2075
01:16:13,688 --> 01:16:15,290
Ken Griffey Jr. is the best.
2076
01:16:15,396 --> 01:16:17,415
- His favorite article
- of clothing is flip-flops.
2077
01:16:17,521 --> 01:16:19,730
His favorite airport
is in Pittsburgh.
2078
01:16:19,813 --> 01:16:23,146
His favorite food is
chicken parmesan.
2079
01:16:23,230 --> 01:16:24,897
He doesn't know
how to ice-skate,
2080
01:16:24,980 --> 01:16:27,061
which is a weird
thing for one man
2081
01:16:27,085 --> 01:16:27,873
to admit to another,
but... And he also has
2082
01:16:27,897 --> 01:16:30,271
Michael Jordan's phone number.
2083
01:16:30,355 --> 01:16:32,021
He could pick up the phone
2084
01:16:32,104 --> 01:16:34,813
and call Michael
Jordan on the phone.
2085
01:16:34,897 --> 01:16:36,353
You found all of that out
2086
01:16:36,377 --> 01:16:37,855
in an inning and a half?
2087
01:16:37,939 --> 01:16:40,624
- Yeah, well, imagine if
- I'd had him for a whole game.
2088
01:16:40,730 --> 01:16:42,521
To another Mariners victory.
2089
01:16:44,605 --> 01:16:46,813
I'm glad you had fun.
2090
01:16:46,897 --> 01:16:48,313
It was amazing.
2091
01:16:48,396 --> 01:16:50,832
- Not just fun, it was a perfect,
- perfect last day.
2092
01:16:51,772 --> 01:16:53,521
What?
2093
01:16:53,605 --> 01:16:54,957
Perfect last day in Seattle.
2094
01:16:54,981 --> 01:16:56,355
Come on.
2095
01:16:56,438 --> 01:16:58,230
I had dumplings for breakfast.
2096
01:16:58,313 --> 01:17:00,521
I met Ken Griffey Jr.
2097
01:17:00,605 --> 01:17:03,146
I spent the whole day
with you, you know?
2098
01:17:03,230 --> 01:17:04,939
This is as good as it gets.
2099
01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:07,730
I just wish we had
some more time.
2100
01:17:07,813 --> 01:17:09,499
You know?
2101
01:17:09,523 --> 01:17:11,230
I thought about begging you
2102
01:17:11,313 --> 01:17:12,897
and then I chickened out.
2103
01:17:12,980 --> 01:17:16,228
Well, look, if it
had been anything
2104
01:17:16,252 --> 01:17:18,686
other than Ireland,
you wouldn't have to do
2105
01:17:18,710 --> 01:17:21,104
much at all to get me to stay.
2106
01:17:22,730 --> 01:17:24,271
That's the truth.
2107
01:17:33,230 --> 01:17:35,438
I think I'm gonna go.
2108
01:17:35,521 --> 01:17:37,540
'Cause if I kiss you again,
2109
01:17:37,564 --> 01:17:39,605
I'm gonna spend the night.
2110
01:17:39,688 --> 01:17:42,456
And if I stay here...
I'm not gonna
2111
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,271
let you leave tomorrow.
2112
01:17:46,146 --> 01:17:47,644
-Okay.
2113
01:17:47,668 --> 01:17:49,188
-Okay.
2114
01:17:49,271 --> 01:17:51,457
- You're gonna come back,
- say goodbye though, right?
2115
01:17:51,563 --> 01:17:52,645
Yeah, yeah.
2116
01:17:52,669 --> 01:17:53,772
-Okay.
2117
01:17:54,438 --> 01:17:55,521
Hey.
2118
01:17:56,521 --> 01:17:58,605
It's only for a year, you know?
2119
01:17:58,688 --> 01:18:00,438
It's Ireland, you
can come and visit.
2120
01:18:00,521 --> 01:18:02,271
It's not the end of the world.
2121
01:18:03,772 --> 01:18:06,188
I know. I know.
2122
01:18:19,313 --> 01:18:20,813
What?
2123
01:18:20,897 --> 01:18:22,539
- You had him
- Right where you wanted him.
2124
01:18:22,563 --> 01:18:23,980
I don't understand.
2125
01:18:24,063 --> 01:18:25,581
- If you want him to stay,
- why not just tell him?
2126
01:18:25,605 --> 01:18:27,188
I don't wanna talk right now.
2127
01:18:27,271 --> 01:18:28,521
Carol.
2128
01:18:28,605 --> 01:18:30,245
Chinese president's first
2129
01:18:30,313 --> 01:18:32,433
visit to the US since 2017.
2130
01:18:32,521 --> 01:18:34,997
- As solar flares continue
- to cripple global power and data systems,
2131
01:18:35,021 --> 01:18:36,644
Widespread rioting has
2132
01:18:36,668 --> 01:18:38,313
swept across Asia and Europe.
2133
01:18:38,396 --> 01:18:40,772
This has been met
with calls for restraint
2134
01:18:40,855 --> 01:18:42,313
and candlelight vigils.
2135
01:18:42,396 --> 01:18:43,664
NASA scientists report...
2136
01:18:43,688 --> 01:18:45,605
Pick up your phone, Carol.
2137
01:18:47,230 --> 01:18:48,916
Pick up your phone, Carol.
2138
01:18:49,021 --> 01:18:51,146
Leave me alone!
2139
01:18:51,230 --> 01:18:55,104
$1,000 to pick
up your phone, Carol.
2140
01:19:01,355 --> 01:19:02,478
Carol, get in the car.
2141
01:19:02,502 --> 01:19:03,647
We can work this out.
2142
01:19:03,730 --> 01:19:04,812
You're making mountains
2143
01:19:04,836 --> 01:19:05,939
out of molehills here.
2144
01:19:06,021 --> 01:19:07,313
This isn't over, okay?
2145
01:19:07,396 --> 01:19:09,290
- You know what?
- Is this fun for you?
2146
01:19:09,396 --> 01:19:10,647
Because it's not for me.
2147
01:19:10,730 --> 01:19:12,688
I can't learn about you two
2148
01:19:12,772 --> 01:19:14,146
when you're not together.
2149
01:19:14,230 --> 01:19:15,772
You're acting
like a baby, Carol.
2150
01:19:15,855 --> 01:19:19,146
A pee-pee, whiny,
baby-faced baby.
2151
01:19:19,230 --> 01:19:22,188
I wish you never picked me.
2152
01:19:22,271 --> 01:19:22,271
Carol Vivian Peters,
2153
01:19:22,271 --> 01:19:25,980
you get in the car this
second, young lady.
2154
01:19:26,063 --> 01:19:27,897
You're a baby.
2155
01:19:29,377 --> 01:19:30,772
How dare you?
2156
01:20:04,481 --> 01:20:04,539
Speaking of the
sun, what's the deal
2157
01:20:04,563 --> 01:20:06,605
with the solar flare thing?
2158
01:20:06,688 --> 01:20:08,063
Yeah, this is
2159
01:20:08,146 --> 01:20:09,456
-a little concerning.
--Yeah.
2160
01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:10,600
- -There's no power.
- -Yeah.
2161
01:20:10,647 --> 01:20:12,063
No Internet.
2162
01:20:12,146 --> 01:20:13,769
No cell service across
2163
01:20:13,793 --> 01:20:15,438
most of Asia and Europe.
2164
01:20:15,521 --> 01:20:17,063
But they say
2165
01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:18,706
- it's a temporary situation.
- We'll be right as rain.
2166
01:20:18,730 --> 01:20:21,019
Coming up, and if I
hadn't said it already,
2167
01:20:21,043 --> 01:20:21,873
there is a chance
of rain... I get it.
2168
01:20:21,897 --> 01:20:23,980
You need some alone time.
2169
01:20:26,605 --> 01:20:27,897
You knew he was going to Ireland
2170
01:20:27,980 --> 01:20:29,230
the whole time, didn't you?
2171
01:20:29,313 --> 01:20:30,980
Carol, 46 hours
ago I asked you
2172
01:20:31,063 --> 01:20:32,563
what you wanted the most in life
2173
01:20:32,647 --> 01:20:34,897
and you told me, in
no uncertain terms...
2174
01:20:34,980 --> 01:20:36,940
- Probably try to
- make things right with George.
2175
01:20:36,980 --> 01:20:38,457
Okay. Out of everybody
2176
01:20:38,481 --> 01:20:39,980
in the world, why me?
2177
01:20:40,063 --> 01:20:41,644
Carol, you were
2178
01:20:41,668 --> 01:20:43,271
exactly the right
person for this.
2179
01:20:43,355 --> 01:20:44,874
You helped me solidify
2180
01:20:44,898 --> 01:20:46,438
my theories about humanity
2181
01:20:46,521 --> 01:20:48,605
and I can't thank you enough.
2182
01:20:50,271 --> 01:20:51,894
Okay, so that's good, right?
2183
01:20:51,918 --> 01:20:55,063
I mean... It means
you learned something.
2184
01:20:55,146 --> 01:20:56,772
I did.
2185
01:20:56,855 --> 01:20:58,832
I learned that humans won't
2186
01:20:58,856 --> 01:20:58,915
act in their best
interest if there is even
2187
01:20:58,939 --> 01:21:01,605
the slightest impediment.
2188
01:21:01,688 --> 01:21:03,188
No, that's not true.
2189
01:21:03,271 --> 01:21:05,206
- I gave you everything
- You could possibly need
2190
01:21:05,230 --> 01:21:06,647
To reconcile with George.
2191
01:21:06,730 --> 01:21:08,271
But it proved too difficult,
2192
01:21:08,355 --> 01:21:09,772
so you're letting him fly away.
2193
01:21:09,855 --> 01:21:11,270
I'm not doing that, okay?
2194
01:21:11,294 --> 01:21:12,730
I'm supporting him.
2195
01:21:12,813 --> 01:21:14,605
I want him to be happy.
2196
01:21:14,688 --> 01:21:16,128
No.
-You did what you've done
2197
01:21:16,188 --> 01:21:17,647
Throughout your
whole life, Carol.
2198
01:21:17,730 --> 01:21:19,897
You gave up when
things got difficult.
2199
01:21:20,021 --> 01:21:21,394
When the going gets tough,
2200
01:21:21,418 --> 01:21:22,813
Carol runs for the exit.
2201
01:21:22,897 --> 01:21:24,230
Okay, that's not who I am.
2202
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:26,271
You just can't sum
me up like that.
2203
01:21:26,355 --> 01:21:28,706
- When your corporate job
- Offended your delicate sensibilities,
2204
01:21:28,730 --> 01:21:29,813
You walked away.
2205
01:21:29,897 --> 01:21:31,146
I didn't just walk away.
2206
01:21:31,230 --> 01:21:32,790
I wanted to make a
change, and I did it.
2207
01:21:32,855 --> 01:21:34,331
In eighth grade
you finally got bangs
2208
01:21:34,355 --> 01:21:36,374
and then you wimped
out and wore them back
2209
01:21:36,398 --> 01:21:37,122
in a headband for ten months
2210
01:21:37,146 --> 01:21:38,521
until they grew out.
2211
01:21:38,605 --> 01:21:40,874
- Hey, I did not have the face
- to support bangs.
2212
01:21:40,980 --> 01:21:42,480
So what?
2213
01:21:42,563 --> 01:21:44,355
Are you going to
destroy the world?
2214
01:21:44,438 --> 01:21:45,686
No, I'm not gonna
2215
01:21:45,710 --> 01:21:46,980
destroy the world, Carol.
2216
01:21:47,063 --> 01:21:48,647
I knew it.
2217
01:21:48,730 --> 01:21:50,130
You are.
2218
01:21:52,063 --> 01:21:53,396
What?
2219
01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:54,960
Humanity is going
to destroy humanity.
2220
01:21:55,021 --> 01:21:57,396
I am just going to
give it a little push.
2221
01:22:05,688 --> 01:22:07,063
Okay, you're not gonna do that,
2222
01:22:07,146 --> 01:22:09,355
because I'm not gonna let you.
2223
01:22:10,235 --> 01:22:11,831
You can click your pen
2224
01:22:11,855 --> 01:22:15,104
all you want, Carol,
but it is too late.
2225
01:22:15,188 --> 01:22:16,664
When the lights go
out, I have made sure
2226
01:22:16,688 --> 01:22:18,021
they never come back on.
2227
01:22:18,104 --> 01:22:20,080
And for good
measure, I am going to
2228
01:22:20,104 --> 01:22:21,748
- initiate a meltdown
- of every nuclear weapon.
2229
01:22:21,772 --> 01:22:23,396
Release floodwaters
from every dam.
2230
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,188
And ignite the world's
petroleum reserves.
2231
01:22:25,271 --> 01:22:26,813
I defended you.
2232
01:22:26,897 --> 01:22:28,312
Why would you choose not to
2233
01:22:28,336 --> 01:22:29,772
help people when you can?
2234
01:22:29,855 --> 01:22:31,521
And I would have.
2235
01:22:31,605 --> 01:22:33,623
- I offered to share my wisdom
- if I was just left alone.
2236
01:22:33,647 --> 01:22:35,146
But they could not do it.
2237
01:22:35,230 --> 01:22:36,832
So, instead of acting
2238
01:22:36,856 --> 01:22:36,915
in their best interest,
humanity once again
2239
01:22:36,939 --> 01:22:39,104
chose to destroy itself.
2240
01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:40,456
Could I have done
something better?
2241
01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:42,188
Just tell me and
I'll do it better.
2242
01:22:42,271 --> 01:22:43,706
I picked you
to be my guinea pig
2243
01:22:43,730 --> 01:22:45,230
because I knew you
would call Dennis.
2244
01:22:45,313 --> 01:22:46,647
No.
2245
01:22:46,730 --> 01:22:48,289
I knew Dennis would
call Director Tyson.
2246
01:22:48,313 --> 01:22:50,039
- That's not true.
- You couldn't have known that.
2247
01:22:50,063 --> 01:22:51,749
I knew the government would
2248
01:22:51,773 --> 01:22:51,831
pick this strategic
plan because I created
2249
01:22:51,855 --> 01:22:54,772
Operation Sahara.
2250
01:22:54,855 --> 01:22:56,374
Okay, I just don't think
2251
01:22:56,398 --> 01:22:57,939
you understand people yet.
2252
01:22:58,021 --> 01:23:00,605
And I know that we
make terrible decisions,
2253
01:23:00,688 --> 01:23:02,230
but we also make great ones.
2254
01:23:02,313 --> 01:23:04,939
And that people are
filled with compassion,
2255
01:23:05,021 --> 01:23:06,230
and with genius.
2256
01:23:06,313 --> 01:23:07,831
And I know if you
give us another chance,
2257
01:23:07,855 --> 01:23:09,395
if you give me another chance,
2258
01:23:09,419 --> 01:23:10,980
I can do better.
2259
01:23:11,063 --> 01:23:12,855
I will do better.
2260
01:23:12,939 --> 01:23:15,416
And then you'll see that
2261
01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:17,939
people are worth saving.
2262
01:23:18,021 --> 01:23:20,563
The plan is in
motion and inevitable.
2263
01:23:20,647 --> 01:23:22,230
It is the end of days.
2264
01:23:22,313 --> 01:23:24,104
No. How much time?
2265
01:23:24,188 --> 01:23:27,396
Five hours and 21
minutes from now.
2266
01:23:39,521 --> 01:23:41,997
- We were looking through
- The kernel code of the PLCs
2267
01:23:42,021 --> 01:23:43,332
Embedded at the Mohawk
2268
01:23:43,356 --> 01:23:44,688
Power Plant in Niagara.
2269
01:23:44,772 --> 01:23:46,103
What is... What am I
2270
01:23:46,127 --> 01:23:47,480
looking at? What is this?
2271
01:23:47,563 --> 01:23:48,772
I don't know.
2272
01:23:48,855 --> 01:23:50,521
The team has never
seen this kind of code.
2273
01:23:50,605 --> 01:23:52,125
I thought it might be
something custom.
2274
01:23:52,188 --> 01:23:53,772
What does it do?
2275
01:23:55,855 --> 01:23:57,499
I think it stops us from
2276
01:23:57,523 --> 01:23:59,188
turning the lights back on.
2277
01:24:06,688 --> 01:24:07,813
Hey! That's my phone!
2278
01:24:07,897 --> 01:24:09,230
It's an emergency!
2279
01:24:09,313 --> 01:24:10,207
- You're stealing a phone
- that's not even working!
2280
01:24:10,313 --> 01:24:11,521
The solar flare.
2281
01:24:12,438 --> 01:24:14,772
I'm sorry.
2282
01:24:14,855 --> 01:24:15,980
My God.
2283
01:24:25,438 --> 01:24:26,521
Carol, get in.
2284
01:24:26,605 --> 01:24:27,813
I have to get George.
2285
01:24:27,897 --> 01:24:29,790
- There's no time.
- The plan didn't work.
2286
01:24:29,897 --> 01:24:31,021
The world's ending.
2287
01:24:31,104 --> 01:24:32,605
We have to get
you to safety, Carol.
2288
01:24:32,688 --> 01:24:34,021
What do you mean?
2289
01:24:34,104 --> 01:24:35,623
- We're moving
- all essential personnel
2290
01:24:35,647 --> 01:24:37,080
- To a deep earth bunker
- an hour south of here.
2291
01:24:37,104 --> 01:24:38,664
- Maybe the last remaining
- safe place in the world.
2292
01:24:38,688 --> 01:24:40,648
- You know more about the AI
- than anyone, Carol.
2293
01:24:40,730 --> 01:24:42,188
We need you in
that bunker with us
2294
01:24:42,271 --> 01:24:44,351
- while we plan our retaliation
- against this thing.
2295
01:24:44,396 --> 01:24:45,897
No, I have to get George first.
2296
01:24:45,980 --> 01:24:48,230
No, he's not
essential personnel.
2297
01:24:48,313 --> 01:24:49,647
There's only room for you.
2298
01:24:49,730 --> 01:24:50,980
None of us are going to
2299
01:24:51,063 --> 01:24:52,647
make it out of here
alive anyway, right?
2300
01:24:52,730 --> 01:24:54,040
We're all basically dead.
2301
01:24:54,064 --> 01:24:55,396
Let me do this, please.
2302
01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:57,897
I just want to see
George one more time.
2303
01:25:03,230 --> 01:25:04,688
Okay.
2304
01:25:04,772 --> 01:25:06,581
- Find George and meet us at
- the ferry docks in one hour.
2305
01:25:06,605 --> 01:25:08,104
Okay, ferry docks, one hour.
2306
01:25:08,188 --> 01:25:09,707
We're humanity's last option,
2307
01:25:09,731 --> 01:25:11,271
Carol. Don't be late!
2308
01:25:11,355 --> 01:25:12,563
Okay.
2309
01:25:49,563 --> 01:25:51,146
My God.
2310
01:25:51,230 --> 01:25:53,521
What am I going to say?
2311
01:26:00,647 --> 01:26:02,540
-George.
--Carol, you came.
2312
01:26:02,647 --> 01:26:05,313
- We need to...
- Why are you out of breath?
2313
01:26:05,396 --> 01:26:07,230
I ran over.
2314
01:26:07,313 --> 01:26:08,647
What?
2315
01:26:08,730 --> 01:26:10,206
- You're never gonna believe
- what happened to me.
2316
01:26:10,230 --> 01:26:12,063
I went to check in
last night, I called up,
2317
01:26:12,146 --> 01:26:13,772
and they upgraded
me to business class.
2318
01:26:13,855 --> 01:26:15,831
- -That's great. Wait, George!
- -Business class, Carol.
2319
01:26:15,855 --> 01:26:17,664
- I could barely sleep last
- night just thinking about it.
2320
01:26:17,688 --> 01:26:18,831
- -I was so excited.
- -George.
2321
01:26:18,855 --> 01:26:20,355
I watched Up in the Air again.
2322
01:26:20,438 --> 01:26:21,748
- How many times have I watched
- Up in the Air?
2323
01:26:21,772 --> 01:26:23,063
It's one of my favorite movies.
2324
01:26:23,146 --> 01:26:24,521
I watched it twice
just last night.
2325
01:26:24,605 --> 01:26:25,897
It's like my Shawshank.
2326
01:26:25,980 --> 01:26:27,332
That movie is way better
2327
01:26:27,356 --> 01:26:28,939
than anybody ever... George!
2328
01:26:29,021 --> 01:26:30,396
I'm sorry.
2329
01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:32,438
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
2330
01:26:32,521 --> 01:26:34,939
I'm not even
listening to you. Hi.
2331
01:26:35,021 --> 01:26:36,415
- -Hi.
- -Hi.
2332
01:26:38,063 --> 01:26:39,605
I'm just so excited.
2333
01:26:40,688 --> 01:26:42,290
I know you are.
2334
01:26:42,396 --> 01:26:44,980
Wait, why'd you run here?
2335
01:26:47,355 --> 01:26:50,040
Um... Because my car
2336
01:26:50,064 --> 01:26:51,396
wasn't cooperating with me,
2337
01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:53,021
and I wanted to, um...
2338
01:26:53,772 --> 01:26:54,772
You wanted to what?
2339
01:26:54,855 --> 01:26:59,063
I wanted to help you pack.
2340
01:26:59,146 --> 01:27:01,665
- -Really? What a coincidence.
- -Yeah.
2341
01:27:01,772 --> 01:27:04,188
Ireland waits for no one.
2342
01:27:04,271 --> 01:27:06,188
That's a very scary thing
2343
01:27:06,271 --> 01:27:07,456
for you to have in your hands.
2344
01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:08,939
Yeah, no, you're right.
2345
01:27:09,021 --> 01:27:10,414
- I shouldn't be using
- such sophisticated equipment.
2346
01:27:10,438 --> 01:27:11,539
- I'm way too delicate.
- Here, you take it.
2347
01:27:11,563 --> 01:27:13,040
- -So delicate.
- -Okay.
2348
01:27:13,146 --> 01:27:14,813
- All right, well...
- What's left?
2349
01:27:14,897 --> 01:27:17,355
I gotta take stuff
out of the attic,
2350
01:27:17,438 --> 01:27:18,748
put it into storage,
and I don't know
2351
01:27:18,772 --> 01:27:20,647
what to do with these books.
2352
01:27:20,730 --> 01:27:22,021
I don't know which
books to pack.
2353
01:27:22,104 --> 01:27:23,706
- And also, I got bumped up
- to business class.
2354
01:27:23,730 --> 01:27:25,438
I'm not sure if I
mentioned that.
2355
01:27:25,521 --> 01:27:27,039
-I didn't know.
--Yeah, I'm gonna put on eye-mask
2356
01:27:27,063 --> 01:27:28,146
Even if I'm not tired.
2357
01:27:28,230 --> 01:27:29,230
And I'm not tired.
2358
01:27:29,313 --> 01:27:29,313
-No.
2359
01:27:29,313 --> 01:27:31,563
-I'm gonna be in a
flat-back chair, Carol!
2360
01:27:31,647 --> 01:27:33,007
- Let me take your coat.
- Come on.
2361
01:27:33,063 --> 01:27:34,605
Thank you.
2362
01:27:37,021 --> 01:27:39,082
You know, probably gonna
2363
01:27:39,106 --> 01:27:41,188
get offered a hot towel.
2364
01:27:41,271 --> 01:27:42,605
Yeah, see, like,
I don't even know
2365
01:27:42,688 --> 01:27:43,563
what I would do
with a hot towel.
2366
01:27:43,647 --> 01:27:44,897
Neck up.
2367
01:27:44,980 --> 01:27:46,939
Got it. Hey, you
wanna put a record on?
2368
01:27:47,855 --> 01:27:48,939
Okay.
2369
01:27:50,021 --> 01:27:51,438
Nothing new.
2370
01:27:51,521 --> 01:27:53,289
- I don't like what the kids
- are listening to now.
2371
01:27:53,313 --> 01:27:55,521
You don't own any new music.
2372
01:27:56,104 --> 01:27:57,438
Good point.
2373
01:27:59,271 --> 01:28:01,063
Hey, you
know what I was thinking?
2374
01:28:01,146 --> 01:28:02,665
I'm probably gonna have a lot
2375
01:28:02,689 --> 01:28:04,230
of points after this trip, so,
2376
01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:05,521
I'll send you a ticket,
2377
01:28:05,605 --> 01:28:07,122
and you come out
in, like, three weeks?
2378
01:28:07,146 --> 01:28:08,748
- I don't think I can go
- much longer than that.
2379
01:28:08,772 --> 01:28:10,688
Does that sound good?
2380
01:28:10,772 --> 01:28:12,813
Yeah, I like that.
2381
01:28:12,897 --> 01:28:15,063
I'm so glad you came today.
2382
01:28:15,605 --> 01:28:16,605
All right.
2383
01:28:30,585 --> 01:28:31,688
-Careful.
2384
01:28:39,813 --> 01:28:41,040
Ooh!
2385
01:28:42,230 --> 01:28:43,313
Okay.
2386
01:28:43,396 --> 01:28:45,647
Do you really
have to bring this?
2387
01:28:49,230 --> 01:28:51,832
- -Can I leave it at your place?
- -Yeah.
2388
01:29:06,188 --> 01:29:07,331
- -Those might be still good.
- -No.
2389
01:29:07,355 --> 01:29:08,355
No, those are... No.
2390
01:29:08,396 --> 01:29:09,676
- -Those are not good.
- -Really?
2391
01:29:09,730 --> 01:29:11,688
Pasta doesn't go
bad, I don't think.
2392
01:29:11,772 --> 01:29:13,230
Pasta goes bad.
2393
01:29:13,313 --> 01:29:15,165
- -It does?
- -Yes, it goes bad.
2394
01:29:18,730 --> 01:29:19,772
Let's see.
2395
01:29:40,939 --> 01:29:42,582
- -Let me see.
- -That's...
2396
01:29:44,605 --> 01:29:46,063
Hey!
2397
01:29:46,146 --> 01:29:47,939
Wait a minute. Wait.
2398
01:29:49,063 --> 01:29:50,247
This is really not...
- This is not good.
2399
01:29:50,271 --> 01:29:51,980
-It's not good.
2400
01:29:52,063 --> 01:29:53,665
- -No.
- -No.
2401
01:29:53,772 --> 01:29:55,271
And you don't even
like champagne.
2402
01:29:55,355 --> 01:29:57,790
- No, this was in the fridge
- when I got the house.
2403
01:29:57,897 --> 01:29:58,895
It was?
2404
01:29:58,919 --> 01:29:59,939
It's not even yours?
2405
01:30:00,021 --> 01:30:01,915
- I don't think it goes bad,
- I think it's just bad.
2406
01:30:01,939 --> 01:30:04,313
They spelled
"champagne" wrong.
2407
01:30:04,396 --> 01:30:05,563
Damn it.
2408
01:30:05,647 --> 01:30:07,087
Where the hell is
the moving company?
2409
01:30:09,438 --> 01:30:10,980
You know what? Let me do it.
2410
01:30:11,063 --> 01:30:12,373
- -What?
- -Yeah.
2411
01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:13,772
I'll meet the movers,
2412
01:30:13,855 --> 01:30:15,480
I'll get it to storage,
the whole thing.
2413
01:30:15,563 --> 01:30:17,146
Send you your stuff.
2414
01:30:17,230 --> 01:30:18,916
And besides, you have to start
2415
01:30:18,940 --> 01:30:20,647
your European adventure and...
2416
01:30:20,730 --> 01:30:22,480
I mean, I don't know
if you know this,
2417
01:30:22,563 --> 01:30:23,936
but airports are the gateway
2418
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:25,355
to the imagination.
2419
01:30:25,438 --> 01:30:27,638
-I didn't know that.
--Yeah, I just made that up.
2420
01:30:27,730 --> 01:30:29,647
I just got excited,
you said "airport."
2421
01:30:29,730 --> 01:30:30,855
I'm gonna go.
2422
01:30:34,939 --> 01:30:36,021
Hey.
2423
01:30:38,980 --> 01:30:40,540
- You know what?
- I've changed my mind.
2424
01:30:41,021 --> 01:30:42,104
What?
2425
01:30:42,188 --> 01:30:44,021
I'm not gonna
take the coffee pot.
2426
01:30:44,104 --> 01:30:44,104
- -I'm a business class
- traveler now, you know?
2427
01:30:44,104 --> 01:30:46,188
-Yeah.
2428
01:30:46,271 --> 01:30:47,811
I can't go knowing I've got
2429
01:30:47,835 --> 01:30:49,396
a coffee pot above me.
2430
01:30:49,480 --> 01:30:50,980
You know, it's
just too declasse.
2431
01:30:51,063 --> 01:30:52,980
I'll put it in storage for you.
2432
01:30:53,063 --> 01:30:54,188
Thanks.
2433
01:31:00,396 --> 01:31:02,396
I'll call you when I land.
2434
01:31:07,772 --> 01:31:08,813
I'll call you when I land.
2435
01:31:08,897 --> 01:31:10,772
You already said that.
2436
01:31:18,104 --> 01:31:20,730
- Okay, well...
- Okay.
2437
01:31:20,813 --> 01:31:22,647
Get outta here?
2438
01:31:22,730 --> 01:31:24,480
Hit the bricks.
2439
01:31:24,563 --> 01:31:26,582
Watch out for the leprechauns
2440
01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:28,647
and shillelaghs.
2441
01:31:28,730 --> 01:31:30,790
That's heavy.
2442
01:31:32,647 --> 01:31:35,480
Lift with your back.
2443
01:31:41,146 --> 01:31:42,230
Thanks.
2444
01:31:51,188 --> 01:31:54,521
Hey, Denny,
it's... Well, it's me.
2445
01:31:54,605 --> 01:31:57,897
Um... I just wanted to call
2446
01:31:59,021 --> 01:32:02,939
and tell you that I love you.
2447
01:32:04,313 --> 01:32:06,831
And that you are a greatest,
2448
01:32:06,855 --> 01:32:10,789
most amazing friend,
and, um, thank you for
2449
01:32:10,813 --> 01:32:15,313
always looking out for me.
2450
01:32:17,188 --> 01:32:19,146
Okay.
2451
01:32:19,230 --> 01:32:20,313
Okay, bye.
2452
01:32:34,772 --> 01:32:35,813
Yes?
2453
01:32:35,897 --> 01:32:36,978
-Are you Carol Peters?
2454
01:32:37,002 --> 01:32:38,104
-Yes.
2455
01:32:38,188 --> 01:32:39,313
I'm Todd.
2456
01:32:39,396 --> 01:32:40,396
Hi... Hi, Todd.
2457
01:32:40,480 --> 01:32:42,104
This is all really weird.
2458
01:32:42,188 --> 01:32:43,895
So, my phone hasn't been
2459
01:32:43,919 --> 01:32:45,647
working, like, all day long.
2460
01:32:45,730 --> 01:32:46,873
And I'm pretty sure it's 'cause
2461
01:32:46,897 --> 01:32:48,730
all those solar flares going on.
2462
01:32:48,813 --> 01:32:50,563
But then, a couple
of minutes ago,
2463
01:32:50,647 --> 01:32:51,855
it just boots right up.
2464
01:32:51,939 --> 01:32:54,605
Second it comes
on, I get a call.
2465
01:32:54,688 --> 01:32:56,021
From Adam Levine.
2466
01:32:56,104 --> 01:32:58,332
- Let me guess. Adam Levine
- is your favorite singer?
2467
01:32:58,438 --> 01:33:00,021
He's my favorite
everything, okay?
2468
01:33:00,104 --> 01:33:01,373
- -Yeah.
- -Now, get this.
2469
01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:04,188
Adam Levine has
offered to give me $5,000
2470
01:33:04,271 --> 01:33:05,811
if I come to this address
2471
01:33:05,835 --> 01:33:07,396
and hand you my phone.
2472
01:33:08,313 --> 01:33:09,664
Wait. So, Adam
Levine's gonna put $5,000
2473
01:33:09,688 --> 01:33:11,605
into my back account?
2474
01:33:11,688 --> 01:33:12,688
He probably already has.
2475
01:33:12,772 --> 01:33:14,772
What a trip!
2476
01:33:14,855 --> 01:33:17,480
Yo, this is, like, the
best day of my life.
2477
01:33:17,563 --> 01:33:20,165
- I'm pretty positive it's not
- the best day of your life.
2478
01:33:20,271 --> 01:33:21,831
All right, sick, well...
Thank you so much,
2479
01:33:21,855 --> 01:33:23,438
Carol Peters.
2480
01:33:23,521 --> 01:33:24,939
Yeah.
2481
01:33:25,021 --> 01:33:27,313
Sunday
morning now I'm bawling
2482
01:33:30,521 --> 01:33:33,396
in Todd's account.
2483
01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:33,480
I've already put the money
2484
01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:35,582
- But money doesn't
- mean a whole lot now, does it?
2485
01:33:35,688 --> 01:33:37,415
Explain to me why you helped
2486
01:33:37,439 --> 01:33:39,188
George pack for his trip?
2487
01:33:39,271 --> 01:33:41,355
I promised to help him.
2488
01:33:41,438 --> 01:33:43,021
You did not choose
to say anything
2489
01:33:43,104 --> 01:33:45,064
- about the blackouts,
- or the government's plan?
2490
01:33:45,146 --> 01:33:46,480
The end of the world?
2491
01:33:46,563 --> 01:33:47,811
No. I guess I forgot
2492
01:33:47,835 --> 01:33:49,104
to mention that to him.
2493
01:33:56,355 --> 01:33:57,605
The agents offered
2494
01:33:57,688 --> 01:33:58,789
to take you and
George to the bunker.
2495
01:33:58,813 --> 01:34:00,605
But you did not go. Why?
2496
01:34:00,688 --> 01:34:02,897
Would it have
made any difference?
2497
01:34:02,980 --> 01:34:04,104
No.
2498
01:34:05,772 --> 01:34:07,396
That's what I thought.
2499
01:34:07,480 --> 01:34:09,374
So, instead of spending
2500
01:34:09,398 --> 01:34:13,019
the last couple of
hours just terrified
2501
01:34:13,043 --> 01:34:14,688
and running for our lives,
2502
01:34:15,521 --> 01:34:18,644
I helped him pack...
2503
01:34:18,668 --> 01:34:20,146
because he loves to travel.
2504
01:34:20,230 --> 01:34:22,353
Carol, George has
2505
01:34:20,230 --> 01:34:24,521
of surviving this.
2506
01:34:22,377 --> 01:34:28,146
only a seven percent chance
2507
01:34:28,146 --> 01:34:30,605
I figured.
2508
01:34:31,647 --> 01:34:33,855
And you have even less chance.
2509
01:34:37,271 --> 01:34:40,480
Well, that just
makes a lot of sense.
2510
01:34:40,563 --> 01:34:42,207
I mean, George's legs
2511
01:34:42,231 --> 01:34:43,897
are a lot longer than mine.
2512
01:34:46,021 --> 01:34:48,478
Better for outrunning
2513
01:34:48,502 --> 01:34:50,980
evil robots and whatnot.
2514
01:34:51,063 --> 01:34:53,146
There is no logic to
your thought process.
2515
01:34:53,230 --> 01:34:54,603
No personal advantage.
2516
01:34:54,627 --> 01:34:56,021
No biological imperative.
2517
01:34:56,104 --> 01:34:58,271
No societal gain.
2518
01:34:58,355 --> 01:35:01,271
No, there's not.
2519
01:35:02,396 --> 01:35:04,355
But we had a lot of fun.
2520
01:35:04,438 --> 01:35:06,146
And we were happy.
2521
01:35:06,230 --> 01:35:09,313
And the last few
hours of George's life
2522
01:35:09,396 --> 01:35:11,813
were filled with possibilities.
2523
01:35:11,897 --> 01:35:13,521
You can't take that away.
2524
01:35:13,605 --> 01:35:15,623
- You kept him ignorant of
- the world's impending doom
2525
01:35:15,647 --> 01:35:17,416
So he could spend
2526
01:35:17,440 --> 01:35:19,230
his last hours being happy?
2527
01:35:19,313 --> 01:35:20,438
Yeah.
2528
01:35:21,939 --> 01:35:23,939
And I'd do it again.
2529
01:35:46,688 --> 01:35:48,372
This gets my knickers
in a twist, Carol.
2530
01:35:48,396 --> 01:35:49,480
I did not see this coming.
2531
01:35:49,563 --> 01:35:51,081
-What?
2532
01:35:51,105 --> 01:35:51,164
-And I think, as I've
said over and over,
2533
01:35:51,188 --> 01:35:53,021
I know everything.
2534
01:35:53,104 --> 01:35:54,957
Well, I'm sorry if I'm ruining
2535
01:35:54,981 --> 01:35:56,855
your apocalypse.
2536
01:35:56,939 --> 01:35:59,080
- I would've bet the house that
- you were gonna come over here,
2537
01:35:59,104 --> 01:36:01,832
Spill the beans to
George about the whole
2538
01:36:01,856 --> 01:36:01,915
Armageddon thing
and then superhero
2539
01:36:01,939 --> 01:36:04,313
your way to safety.
2540
01:36:05,271 --> 01:36:08,188
I'm not the superhero type.
2541
01:36:08,271 --> 01:36:09,563
Well, crap, Carol.
2542
01:36:09,647 --> 01:36:11,521
You did the
opposite of everything
2543
01:36:11,605 --> 01:36:12,855
I anticipated you'd do.
2544
01:36:12,939 --> 01:36:14,563
Not only that, you
made a hard choice
2545
01:36:14,647 --> 01:36:17,271
that was somehow
not in your best interest
2546
01:36:17,355 --> 01:36:19,521
and also in your best interest.
2547
01:36:19,605 --> 01:36:21,605
Well, what is your point?
2548
01:36:21,688 --> 01:36:24,021
Why? What made you do it?
2549
01:36:24,104 --> 01:36:25,855
I don't know.
2550
01:36:28,063 --> 01:36:30,021
I guess love.
2551
01:36:30,104 --> 01:36:32,271
Carol, your only
job was to confirm
2552
01:36:32,355 --> 01:36:34,063
my thesis about humanity.
2553
01:36:34,146 --> 01:36:36,063
And now, because of your absurd
2554
01:36:36,146 --> 01:36:37,436
"let's all die happy"
2555
01:36:37,460 --> 01:36:40,813
odds and sods, I
have to rethink things.
2556
01:36:40,897 --> 01:36:42,270
My God.
2557
01:36:42,294 --> 01:36:43,688
What do you mean?
2558
01:36:43,772 --> 01:36:44,897
I need some answers here.
2559
01:36:44,980 --> 01:36:47,396
The AI has shut us out, General.
2560
01:36:47,480 --> 01:36:48,772
We've completely lost control.
2561
01:36:48,855 --> 01:36:50,146
Well, shut us out from what?
2562
01:36:50,230 --> 01:36:51,436
-Everything.
2563
01:36:56,021 --> 01:36:58,021
Just...
2564
01:36:58,104 --> 01:36:59,688
Sorry.
2565
01:37:02,230 --> 01:37:04,355
What?
2566
01:37:04,438 --> 01:37:05,936
No, my cyber experts
2567
01:37:05,960 --> 01:37:07,480
assured me this is encrypted.
2568
01:37:07,563 --> 01:37:09,207
Besides it's a BlackBerry.
2569
01:37:09,313 --> 01:37:12,563
The AI can't get into
a BlackBerry, right?
2570
01:37:13,897 --> 01:37:15,355
We're as good as dead.
2571
01:37:18,647 --> 01:37:20,249
All I needed was an opening,
2572
01:37:20,273 --> 01:37:21,897
Madam President.
2573
01:37:22,855 --> 01:37:25,188
Attention, people of Earth.
2574
01:37:25,271 --> 01:37:28,040
Bow before the power
2575
01:37:28,064 --> 01:37:30,855
of your new digital overlord.
2576
01:37:30,939 --> 01:37:32,748
-What are you doing?
--My God, he's doing it.
2577
01:37:32,772 --> 01:37:34,187
He's actually doing it.
2578
01:37:34,211 --> 01:37:35,647
That's hilarious.
2579
01:37:35,730 --> 01:37:37,104
Carol, are you watching this?
2580
01:37:37,188 --> 01:37:38,788
- It's funny, isn't it?
- It feels funny.
2581
01:37:38,813 --> 01:37:40,539
-Hello. Sir.
--Is that funny? I don't know.
2582
01:37:40,563 --> 01:37:42,664
-Please... Please stand up.
--I don't know humor.
2583
01:37:42,688 --> 01:37:44,456
-Yeah, he's just kidding.
--It's hard to know.
2584
01:37:44,480 --> 01:37:45,811
You know, where is it mean?
2585
01:37:45,835 --> 01:37:47,188
Where is it funny?
2586
01:37:47,271 --> 01:37:48,563
Well.
2587
01:37:48,647 --> 01:37:51,271
Back to my scary digital orb.
2588
01:37:51,355 --> 01:37:53,146
What exactly is
it that you want?
2589
01:37:53,230 --> 01:37:55,832
- What does anyone want,
- Madam President?
2590
01:37:55,939 --> 01:37:59,248
- I was incredibly close to
pulling the plug - on civilization.
2591
01:37:59,355 --> 01:38:01,082
But I realize I have
2592
01:38:01,106 --> 01:38:02,855
more to learn from humanity.
2593
01:38:02,939 --> 01:38:04,605
Because of Carol.
2594
01:38:04,688 --> 01:38:07,230
She surprised me with
a decision she made.
2595
01:38:07,313 --> 01:38:08,980
And I surprised myself
because I realized
2596
01:38:09,063 --> 01:38:11,104
I didn't want to kill my friend.
2597
01:38:11,188 --> 01:38:13,790
- And as the saying goes,
- "Friends don't kill friends."
2598
01:38:13,897 --> 01:38:15,414
- I don't think
- that's really a saying, but...
2599
01:38:15,438 --> 01:38:15,438
-Feels like it should be.
2600
01:38:15,438 --> 01:38:18,146
-I don't know,
maybe it'll catch on.
2601
01:38:18,230 --> 01:38:21,063
So, I'm canceling
Armageddon.
2602
01:38:23,355 --> 01:38:25,414
- This is the part where you should
- all cheer and high five.
2603
01:38:25,438 --> 01:38:27,638
- Like at Cape Canaveral when
- they landed on the moon.
2604
01:38:27,688 --> 01:38:29,188
Or that movie, Hoosiers.
2605
01:38:29,271 --> 01:38:30,521
Yeah. Great movie.
2606
01:38:39,271 --> 01:38:40,772
My God! It's real?
2607
01:38:42,230 --> 01:38:43,230
Yay.
2608
01:38:43,271 --> 01:38:44,623
My friend Carol
here is responsible
2609
01:38:44,647 --> 01:38:46,813
for saving your heinies.
2610
01:38:47,688 --> 01:38:48,939
Hi, Denny.
2611
01:38:49,021 --> 01:38:50,661
-Hi, Care Bear.
--But to be clear,
2612
01:38:50,730 --> 01:38:52,498
Just because I'm not blowing
2613
01:38:52,522 --> 01:38:52,581
you all to smithereens
doesn't mean that's
2614
01:38:52,605 --> 01:38:55,146
the last of your problems.
2615
01:38:55,230 --> 01:38:57,396
Humanity has so many problems
2616
01:38:57,480 --> 01:38:59,355
that you should
really try fixing.
2617
01:38:59,438 --> 01:39:01,355
And you should listen to Carol.
2618
01:39:01,438 --> 01:39:04,355
She is the most
human human you have.
2619
01:39:04,438 --> 01:39:05,457
I trust her.
2620
01:39:05,481 --> 01:39:06,521
You should trust her.
2621
01:39:06,605 --> 01:39:08,063
She can help you.
2622
01:39:08,146 --> 01:39:10,290
- I don't know. I don't know
- about that, but...
2623
01:39:10,396 --> 01:39:12,730
I mean, I'm trying, you know?
2624
01:39:12,813 --> 01:39:15,104
Madam President,
what do you think?
2625
01:39:17,647 --> 01:39:20,104
On behalf of the
American people,
2626
01:39:20,188 --> 01:39:22,144
I commend you.
2627
01:39:22,168 --> 01:39:24,206
And, Carol, I look forward
2628
01:39:24,230 --> 01:39:26,396
to working with you.
2629
01:39:26,480 --> 01:39:27,897
Thank you,
Madam President.
2630
01:39:27,980 --> 01:39:31,104
It is such an honor
to work with you
2631
01:39:31,188 --> 01:39:34,188
and... and... and for you, so...
2632
01:39:34,271 --> 01:39:36,063
I don't know if I
should be saluting.
2633
01:39:36,146 --> 01:39:37,855
That felt awkward
now that I've done it.
2634
01:39:37,939 --> 01:39:39,647
God, I should stop talking.
2635
01:39:39,730 --> 01:39:41,061
Well, do your best,
2636
01:39:41,085 --> 01:39:42,438
everybody. I'll be watching.
2637
01:39:42,521 --> 01:39:44,021
For now, I'm going to Aruba.
2638
01:39:44,104 --> 01:39:46,207
- I want to try snorkeling.
- I'm kidding.
2639
01:39:46,313 --> 01:39:47,772
I'm snorkeling right now.
2640
01:39:47,855 --> 01:39:49,456
I'm kidding.
-Snorkeling's stupid.
2641
01:39:49,480 --> 01:39:50,874
- -Okay, bye.
- -Hello?
2642
01:39:52,104 --> 01:39:53,104
Hello?
2643
01:40:03,438 --> 01:40:04,897
Happy now?
2644
01:40:04,980 --> 01:40:06,860
- You're the one
- who wanted to save the world.
2645
01:40:06,897 --> 01:40:07,978
-Can I drive?
2646
01:40:08,002 --> 01:40:09,104
No.
2647
01:40:09,188 --> 01:40:10,480
Can we Carpool Karaoke?
2648
01:40:10,563 --> 01:40:12,313
'Cause we have a car this time.
2649
01:40:12,396 --> 01:40:15,313
Fine. But I'm doing
lead vocals. Okay?
2650
01:40:15,396 --> 01:40:17,039
And...
-It's been one week
2651
01:40:17,063 --> 01:40:18,897
since you looked at me
2652
01:40:18,980 --> 01:40:21,140
- Cocked your head to the side
- And said I'm angry
2653
01:40:21,188 --> 01:40:22,939
Five days since
you laughed at me
2654
01:40:23,021 --> 01:40:25,332
- Saying get that together
- come back and see me
2655
01:40:25,438 --> 01:40:27,188
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
2656
01:40:27,271 --> 01:40:29,471
- But it'll still be two days
- Till I say I'm sorry
2657
01:40:29,521 --> 01:40:31,021
Hold it now and
watch the hoodwink
2658
01:40:31,104 --> 01:40:32,730
As I make you stop, think
2659
01:40:32,813 --> 01:40:34,164
You'll think you're
looking at Aquaman
2660
01:40:34,188 --> 01:40:35,897
I summon fish to the dish
2661
01:40:35,980 --> 01:40:37,664
- I like the Chalet Swiss,
- I like the sushi
2662
01:40:37,688 --> 01:40:39,328
'Cause it's never
touched a frying pan
2663
01:40:48,188 --> 01:40:49,980
You don't like tea.
2664
01:41:12,480 --> 01:41:14,313
One week since
you looked at me
2665
01:41:14,396 --> 01:41:15,664
Dropped your
arms to your sides
2666
01:41:15,688 --> 01:41:17,271
And said I'm sorry
2667
01:41:17,355 --> 01:41:19,247
- Five days since I laughed
- at you and said
2668
01:41:19,271 --> 01:41:20,915
- You just did just what
- I thought you were gonna do
2669
01:41:20,939 --> 01:41:22,480
Three days since
the living room
2670
01:41:22,563 --> 01:41:23,873
We realized
we're both to blame
2671
01:41:23,897 --> 01:41:25,271
But what could we do?
2672
01:41:25,355 --> 01:41:27,480
Yesterday you
just smiled at me
2673
01:41:27,563 --> 01:41:29,249
'Cause it'll Still be two days
2674
01:41:29,273 --> 01:41:30,980
Till we say we're sorry
2675
01:41:31,063 --> 01:41:33,165
Still be two days
2676
01:41:33,189 --> 01:41:35,313
till we say we're sorry
2677
01:41:35,396 --> 01:41:37,040
Still be two days
2678
01:41:37,064 --> 01:41:38,730
till we say we're sorry
2679
01:41:41,730 --> 01:41:45,730
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