All language subtitles for Yankee Hustle s01e10.eng

(Camera shutter opening and closing)

(Upbeat jazz music)

(slow melancholy music)

- Princess are you not eating breakfast?

- Nope

(heels clicking)

- What did you do?

- What do you mean by that?

- Ah of course you know
what I'm talking about!

Princess has been giving us
the silent treatment since.

- And I'm the one who
did something, instead of

you to talk to your daughter.

- Omolara, what did you do?

- Don't tell me you haven't stopped this

manipulation of your daughters marriage.

- [Lara] I didn't do any of that.

Well,

I might have told Olu
Princess's soft spot.

- But you agreed to the
traditional marriage.

- No, I did not agree to anything,

you forced it on me.

- Oh, so that is why you
invited a man to come

and seduce your married daughter.

- That is not a big deal.

- It is a big deal!

What example are you setting for

your own daughter?

Omolara?

Ah!

(speaking foreign language)

- Are you not going to eat this-

- I am not eating again.

(phone vibrating)

- Hi Ken

- Hey, how are you doing?

- I'm fine.

- I just wanted to confirm
that we're still on

for this afternoon.

- Excuse me?

- For coffee.

- What are you talking about?

- (mumbles) We agreed
to get a cup of coffee

together remember?

- Uh huh?

- Well, um,

okay, I thought we,

okay you were like,

crap, sorry, I was like
do you wanna hang out

or grab a cup of coffee or something,

you sure you don't remember?

- Um, no?

- Okay so I, okay um I
asked and you were like

sure and then I was like
can I call you tomorrow

you know?

(Omoh chuckles)

- You're pulling my leg

(Omoh chuckles)

- So you see what it feels like to denying

someone right?

- Ha, ha, ha, very funny.

For a second I thought
I was imagining things.

- So, now factor in doing that with people

staring at you in public.

- Yeah.

So um, so yeah we're still on for coffee?

- Sure, I'll see you in an hour.

- [Ken] Okay, great!

(slow jazz music)

(knocking)

- Dare, you're welcome

(groaning)

- Please sit.

- Thank you, sir.

Um, I hope everything is alright, sir.

- We're fine, I'm only curious,

what is the preparation like,

you know, on you're side?

- Oh everything is smooth, sir.

- Going really, really smooth.

In fact I'm going to the
fashion house later on

this evening to finish up my fittings.

- Hmm, that's fine.

But that is not the preparation I'm

talking about.

- Oh! What preparation, sir?

- You're family, have you made necessary

arrangements for them to come over?

- Uh.

- Yeah, 'cause that is the essence of

the whole thing, you
know, your family coming

to meet mine officially, get that clear?

- Uh, yes sir.

Well-

- Dare listen, if it is question of money,

don't worry yourself
about that, is that clear?

Because I am prepared to give you

batch of flight tickets, right?

- No, sir that's not it, sir.

My father is uh,

how do I put it down,

he's incapacitated at the
moment and will not be

able to make it but he will be with

us in spirit, sir.

- I see, what about the
rest of your family?

- Oh! I already spoke to
my uncle in Baltimore,

he'll definitely be here, sir.

- Just you're uncle?

- Yes, sir.

(sighs)

(chuckles)

- Just one person, Lara
won't be pleased with that.

(tongue clicking)

- See you later.

- Where you going, dressed like that?

- The cafe at the other side-

- And what are you
going to do at the cafe?

- I'm having lunch with a friend.

- Friend?

When did you start having friends that you

have lunch with?

- I just met him, you know?

- We're talking of a 'he'?

- Yeah, what?

- So what this is like a date?

- Maybe, more or less.

- Well you don't mind
telling me that you're

going out with another man on a date?

- I mean, I'm sorry,
was I supposed to lie?

- What if I don't want
you to go with another

man, in fact I don't
want you going on dates

with another man.

- You're not my husband,
you don't want me,

you've made that clear.

- We're engaged.

(scoffs)

- But I see you with other girls,

so yeah you can't stop me.

- As your husband, I forbid you from,

As an engaged man I
forbid you from go-, even

leaving this house.

- You can't do that,
you can't eat your cake

and have it too.

You either want me or you don't.

There's no in between.

- Omoh, we had an arrangement.

Right, we-

I thought we we're working on something?

What if Mama see's you?

- Your mother traveled
to the other side of the

states to see her friend so no she's

not going to see me.

- Just, just wait.

- Come on Eddie, I'm not
that important to you.

So stop pretending, come
on call one of those

your babes that you talk
to on the phone and tell

them that, not me.

We had a deal and that's
to convince Mama that

we're truly in love.

Mama is not here so I don't see any reason

to fake it.

So chiao.

- Hi,Eze

- Hi.

- Bye, Eze

- Bye.

Eddie I did not here
anything, I did not hear

anything especially that part, that part

that you guys are engaged,

I did not hear, I didn't-

Eddie.

What's wrong?

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, look I just came to-

- Quiet, can I just have peace?

- Don't be annoyed.

So where are we going now?

(slow melancholy music)

- Oh

(Omoh chuckles)

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Good to see you.

- Good to see you too.

- I didn't think you
were going to make it.

(Car engine roaring)

- Eddie my good friend.

(Eze laughs)

I need to borrow your car.

- No, no, no.

- Please now, I brought
it back in good condition

the last time, didn't I?

- Guy, guy, why do you need my car again?

What do you need it for?

- I'm supposed to link
with my girlfriend and

you know, we're supposed to-

- That's you're girlfriend, that is not my

girlfriend, please, you don't need my car.

- Please, now.

- No!

(upbeat jazz music)

- Really?

(Eze chuckles)

Well, Eddie I hate to do
this but you you leave

me with no other choice.

- Hate to do what?

- If you don't give me
this keys I'm going to

walk right into that
restaurant and tell you're

cousin that you're stalking her!

- I'm not stalking, I'm
not stalking anybody.

- Oh, so what are you doing?

Just merry-go-rounding,
you're just playing around.

I heard everything you
guys said back at home,

every single thing.

- So now, you're blackmailing
me over my own car?

- Me? Blackmail you?

God forbid bad thing,
over my dead body, I can

never blackmail anybody.

All I'm saying, just like
the elders say, a child

can play with his mothers
breasts but not his

fathers testicles.

- What?

What does that one now mean?

- I don't know, I heard
it in a movie and I

wanted to just say it.

(Eze laughs)

- Just give me the keys.

- Take, take, take

I will get you later.

- No problem, how hard was that?

Did you die?

Did you die?

(upbeat techno music)

- Hey babe.

- Hi!

- Sorry, I'm late.

- That's okay, we actually just got here,

although it is disappointing
to discover that all

Africans are late not just us Americans.

Friend, boyfriend.

Boyfriend, friend.

- Hi I'm Eze.

- I'm Kimberley, it's nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too,
I've actually heard a lot

of beautiful things about you.

- Really?

- Uh no, Its just one of
those social things you

say out of courtesy.

- He's learning.

- So I here you're from Nigeria.

- Very much so.

- Wow that's interesting,
I went to college with

a girl from Nigeria.

- Wow.

- Bisi Coker, do you know her?

- No kidding?

I probably know her,
you know, I probably do,

I mean after all Nigeria is what?

only 180 million people, only!

So yeah the chances of
me knowing that one girl

you we're in school with, extremely high.

(upbeat jazz music)

(girls laughing)

- He's funny, so stupid.

- That's what I would, I
mean, I agree, it makes sense.

Oh, thanks.

So um, how's America been treating you?

(Omoh sighs)

- I don't know if I can really answer

that question correctly, I
mean I've been mostly indoors

but one thing I do notice is that

everyone minds they're own business.

- Really?

- I'm serious, come to Nigeria and see.

You'll be walking outside
and someone will stop

you randomly and lecture you about your

indecent dressing.

- No way!

- Especially elderly
people, they will judge you

based on personal moral compass.

- Huh, well I mean, at
least there's a sense of

community, right?

Like, people are invested in each other.

- Something you think America lacks?

- Go outside and like trip and fall on the

concrete, nobody would bat an eyelash.

Maybe if you go get hit by like a truck

or something somebody, might call 9-1-1.

(Omoh laughs)

- I've heard people
criticize that a lot about

America but I still prefer a society where

everyone minds they're damn business.

- I like you very much,

I like your face so much,

I want to kiss you now.

Oh really? I don't mind
at all, do you wanna

do it now or later?

- I want to have sex
with you, it's the only

reason I'm here.

(Eddie laughs)

(Eddie groans)

- There's nothing I would
like more than to take

you to bed right now.

(glass clinks)

- I didn't, I didn't order this, I didn't

order this.

- No, you didn't.

It's courtesy from your cousin over there.

(Eddie scoffs)

- So anytime she posts on Facebook I just

ignore it.

- Oh you have to because
if you like it and then

you don't comment, it's off with ya head.

- Exactly and then when
you do, within a minute

you get like 2,000 notifications.

- Exactly, it's so annoying.

- I hate when that happens.

- You have Facebook in Nigeria?

- Uh, you didn't think we did?

- No, not really.

- Wow,

so you probably think Nigeria is what?

Some type of jungle?

- I mean, I wouldn't say jungle per se.

That sounds so derogatory
but I never thought

about it before, I don't
know, I just pictured

it to be, you know, exotic.

- Oh, exotic, right.

With horses and lions and
elephants and everybody

is naked all over the place.

- Exactly.

- No technology, no infrastructure.

- Exactly!

I just pictured everything would be

green and lush.

- So how did you think I came to America?

- Oh you probably took-

How did you come to America?

- Jennifer didn't tell you?

- Nope.

- I came on an ostrich, we flew all

the way here.

- That's impossible.

How did you feed the ostrich?

- Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!

I packed extra food in
my bag for the ostrich.

- See that's smart.

- Okay, wait, Kimberley, at least tell me

that you know that's ostriches don't fly.

- What, they don't?

- So, the ostrich walked to America?

That must have taken a long time.

- I'm going to the bathroom.

- Okay you're hurting her brain.

You want to look for some food?

- Yeah!

- Good stuff.

(upbeat music)

(police car sirens)

(slow melancholy music)

- Sir, roll down your window.

Sir, do you know I pulled
you over this evening?

Do you have a license
and registrations, sir?

(Eze whining)

- Your license and registrations

- Deportation, deportation, God forbid.

(speaking foreign language).

- Do you understand what I'm saying sir?

(Eze whining)

- Listen I pulled you
over this evening because

your back tail light is out.

Imma let you go with
warning tonight but make

sure you get that serviced.

(Eze laughing)

- Thank you very much
officer, God will bless, I

know you are a-

Jesus.

(upbeat music)

(police radio mumbles)

- Hello dear

- How are you?

- Good

- How was your day?

- Fine.

- Have you heard from your
Dare about his family?

- Yes,

he said only his uncle
will be able to come.

- That is such a shame, have you even made

inquiries about his family
so we could know the

kind of family our daughter is going to?

- Yes, under normal
circumstances, that is the

right thing to do but
don't forget, these people

are already married.

What we are doing is just
formalities to save face.

- It is not enough for
only one person to come,

it's disrespectful.

- I see.

- So do we cancel the traditional wedding?

Ah, so why are we talking about it?

You know this boy grew
up in Nigeria and most of

his families are there.

So what do you expect?

(slow jazz music)

- Eddie, I don't-

- Nothing, I don't want to hear anything

from you, don't say nothing!

- First of all, you owe me 500 dollars for

bailing you out.

And then secondly your never touching this

car again.

- But at least you-

- Shut up!

I'm not done talking.

Okay, I'm done. What do you have to say?

- I don't have anything to say.

- Yes, you don't have
anything to say because

I am not ready to here
any rubbish from you.

(upbeat music)

- Does it fit well?

Do you like it?

- It's fine, I mean It's a bit loose but-

- Yeah.

- It's fine, it's fine.

- So what took you guys so long?

- I have a question.

Who's going to be the best man?

- Who's going to be the best man?

Eze it's me.

- Technically the best man
is for the best friend.

- And you think you're Dare's best friend?

- Duh!

We are so best friends, we live together.

- Eze, that's called roommates.

- Ah! You are such a
hater, we are roommates

that are best friends and now

I'm his best

man.

- Guys, it's a Yoruba
traditional marriage,

there's no such thing as a best man.

- Daraju Okunrin.

- What?

- Daruju. Best.

- Okunrin. Man.

- Daruju. Daruju.

- It's the same thing,
you know what I mean.

- Daraju Okunrin.

- I don't think it works
like that, in fact,

I don't even know how it works.

That's the more reason
why you should have a

best-

Daraju Okunrin.

- Listen, if there is
going to be a best man or

Daraju Okunrin.

It's going to be me.

- Eddie you're going to have
to courtesy this position

to me or I'll let the
cat out of the bag about

your cousin.

- What about his cousin?

- Oh his cousin,

well, apparently our friend

Eddie here is-

(Eze sighs)

Eddie sorry, he's married to his cousin!

- What?

- I'm not married to
anybody, we're engaged.

- Wait,

you're engaged to your cousin?

- Look, she's not my
cousin, okay, I didn't want

you to tell you guys that
my Mom brought somebody

from the village for me
to marry so I said my

cousins were at my house.

- Wow.

- Yes, there I said it.

My secret is out.

- Wow.

- Wait, so this is like a

mail order bride.

(guys laugh)

- No, before I left
Nigeria we we're engaged.

- Oh.

- Technically you're engaged so you can't

be the best man, I mean

Daraju Okunrin.

- [Dare And Eddie] Shut up!

- So how was your day?

- It was fine.

How was yours?

- It was fine.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

(slow melancholy music)

♪ Do you love me ♪

♪ Do you need me ♪

♪ Make I know ♪

♪ Would you let me ♪

♪ Be the one to make you happy ♪

♪ Don't wanna do a thing right now ♪

♪ That would make you wanna leave ♪

♪ So jejely, jejely ♪

♪ I'm tryna know ♪

♪ 'Cause deep inside, girl I feel ♪

♪ That you and me ♪

♪ Making love and loving
making love with you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

(moaning)

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Titi lailai ope gun ♪

♪ But I'm down for a dancer ♪

♪ I'd be a fool if I don't try ♪

♪ Girl I'm all in ♪

♪ You could be the one I dreamed of ♪

♪ Smiling when nobody's looking ♪

♪ I just want to realize my dreams ♪

♪ Cause deep inside girl
I feel that you and me ♪

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