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(logo) Three, two, one, oh!
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- Jill, Jill, look at this stuff.
- Excuse me. l'm working here.
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lt looks like you need a break.
Look at this. l was going through...
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l found some stuff
l made in my old shop class.
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Huh?
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First year assignment, a tool box.
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That's good for carrying around
lopsided tools.
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That's real funny, honey.
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l got this stuff out because l talked
to my old shop teacher today.
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- Mr...?
- Leonard.
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Leonard. The man who first recognized
your unnatural need for more power.
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That was Fire Chief O'Malley.
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When was the last time
you saw Mr. Leonard?
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Uh... Gotta be 20 years ago. He's in town
seeing his niece. He saw me on Tool Time
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l'd like to meet him.
Why don't you invite him over?
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Did it.
He's coming to dinner tomorrow night.
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You'll make his favorite -
corned beef and cabbage.
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What will l be wearing, Your Toolness?
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l'm hoping for something
in a wood or a metal.
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- l'll go with that aluminum Miracle bra.
- (Tim laughs)
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You'll love him. Watching him
spot-weld would bring tears to your eyes.
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Yeah. Spot-welding does bring up
so many emotions.
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This is the guy
who encouraged me to make this.
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- What is that?
- lt's a toilet paper dispenser.
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l would like to see the toilet
that that goes with.
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This isn't an indoor dispenser. This is
for TPing the great outdoors. Watch.
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No.
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Clear!
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Ooh!
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- Well, how do l look?
- Oh, you're so cute.
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You're trying to impress your teacher.
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l'm making up for the last impression
l made on him, a gash in his forehead.
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Mom, promise me you'll never invite
one of my teachers to dinner.
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Dad, do you think if you misbehave,
Mr. Leonard's gonna give you a detention?
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Yes, Brad, that's what he's gonna do.
(fake crying)
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lt wouldn't hurt you
to show me a little respect.
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Well, we always try and show you
as little respect as possible.
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Sir.
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(doorbell rings)
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You'd better show my shop teacher
some respect. This guy is a tough guy.
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His handshake could crush a gorilla.
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l wonder what he's been up to
since he retired.
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l hope he's not working at the zoo.
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- Mr. Leonard!
- Hey, Tim Taylor.
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Oh, no handshakes. l'm still getting over
that 1 97 1 crush you gave me.
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- Don't worry about it. How are you?
- How you doing? You look great.
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Boys, boys, come on, line up.
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- These are my boys. The youngest, Mark.
- Hey, Mark.
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- Randy. And the older one, Brad.
- Randy. Brad, nice to see you.
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- My lovely wife, Jill.
- Ah.
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Works a good lathe,
but not much of a welder.
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But l'm great with a fire extinguisher.
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And you're not bad with a put-down.
Nice to meet you.
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lt is so nice to meet you.
Tim has been talking about you for so long.
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You know, l think he even mentioned you
on our honeymoon.
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- Did you, now?
- Mm.
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What l said was, if Mr. Leonard had built
the bed it wouldn't have collapsed.
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Mr. Leonard. Dad says
you're the greatest shop teacher of all time.
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- You can stop kissing up. l passed you.
- All right. Anything to drink?
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- Anything cold.
- Would you sit down, Mr. Leonard?
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- Only if you call me Art.
- There you go, Art.
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You can still call me Mr. Leonard.
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lt is so great to see a mentor
and a student reunited again.
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l used to have an English teacher
that affected me the way you did Tim.
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Um, Mrs. Holloway.
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She introduced me to Shakespeare.
Gosh, l loved Macbeth
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l used to walk around going,
''Out, damned spot! Out, l say!''
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Well, enough of your laundry stories.
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- How'd you like Tool Time?
- l loved it, Timmy.
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l was so shocked when l turned on the tube
and there was your ugly kisser.
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- Surprised l had my own TV show?
- No, surprised you're still alive.
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- l'm telling you, he gave us a lot of scares.
- You too?
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- You retired. How's that going?
- lt stinks. l hate it.
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The only good thing
is the golf clubs they gave me.
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- l never pictured you as a golfer.
- l'm not.
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l melted them down and made a lamp.
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- l melt down gifts all the time.
- And not always on purpose.
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Randy.
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Sir?
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l swear to you, it's the truth.
l mean, your father is a genuine original.
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l got another one for you.
Even l can't explain this one.
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He is gluing a table together one time.
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Somehow a piece of the table
gets stuck to his head.
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There's a mistake
l didn't let happen again.
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- Dad, didn't you do that...?
- Here, have a cookie, will you, pal?
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Boys, it's time for you to go finish your
homework. Would you clear your plates?
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We wanna hear
more stories about Timmy.
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Randy, l got a million of 'em. After you
finish your homework l'll tell you more.
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Brad, don't forget to practice
your saxophone.
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- Mom, why do l have to practice so much?
- Because she said so.
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And because practice makes perfect.
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You ever heard of Charlie Parker?
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The guy who played Davy Crockett.
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That was Fess Parker.
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Charlie Parker was
one of the greatest saxophonists ever.
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My teacher played a record of his.
He's really great.
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That's right. And before he started
practicing 1 6 hours a day,
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he used to sound like a foghorn.
Ships used to dock at his front door.
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- Now, get up there and toot your horn.
- All right. Gotcha, Mr. Leonard.
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- Mr. Leonard, it's great to see you.
- Timmy, it's wonderful.
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lt brings back such memories. (laughs)
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Do you remember your first semester,
the thing with the acetylene torch?
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Yeah. l burned a little hole
in the principal's office wall.
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You remember his reaction?
He was fuming.
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Literally.
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Oh, yeah. He wanted me to take you
out of shop class permanently.
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- The principal wanted me out?
- And the school board and the PTA.
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l think l even got a call from the mayor.
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And l told them all,
''Thank you. Go stick it in your ear.''
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Why did you stick up for Tim?
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Because l had never seen
a kid with so much enthusiasm before.
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When l got you to calm down
and stop trying to set the principal on fire,
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you showed some real talent.
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And that's why l told them to shove it.
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Because l knew you were gonna be great,
and l was right.
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That's a very moving story.
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l mean, the way that you saw
Tim's potential early on.
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That makes me think that l should look up
my old English teacher, Mrs. Holloway.
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(Brad playing saxophone badly)
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l think l'll just go close his door.
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- Why'd you get out of teaching?
- Timmy, l had no choice.
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l put 30 years in the system.
They just put me out to pasture.
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- They let you go?
- They said l'd passed my prime.
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That's crazy.
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l can weld circles
around the kid that replaced me.
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They can't replace a legend. This...
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Wait a minute.
l got a great idea.
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On Monday's show,
l can do a salute to shop class,
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you could be my guest star.
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- Me?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Remember first year
we did that tool box?
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You could make one of those
quick as a wink.
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l don't know about quick as a wink
with this arthritis.
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You can do it. l'm sure you can do it.
lt will be great.
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You can show a whole generation of men
how to do stuff with their hands. (grunts)
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What was that?
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You never heard the grunt.
l figured that out in college.
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You got into college?
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- Does everybody know what time it is?
- Tool Time!
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That's right. Now, here he is, the star of the
show, Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor. Whoo!
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Thank you, Heidi. Thank you, everybody.
Welcome to Tool Time
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We have a very special guest today -
Tim's old shop teacher.
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The man that taught me
everything l know about tools.
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And despite that,
we're still happy to have him here.
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A big Tool Time welcome
for the original ''Tool Man'' himself,
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my old shop teacher Mr. Art Leonard.
Come on out here!
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- Good to have you here.
- lt's great to be here.
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lt's nice to meet someone who knows the
trials and tribulations of working with Tim.
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Al. Let's...
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You know, we could start
our own Twelve Step program.
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Adult survivors of Tim Taylor.
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l got a program. How about Al-Be-Gone?
Adults who fire Al.
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Boys, do we really have to
review shop rules?
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Sorry, Mr. Leonard.
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Our first project is a tool box. lt's a perfect
project for young tool men out there,
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and for us veterans, it's a... it's a warm look
back at a kinder, gentler tool America.
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- That was very moving, Tim.
- You guys ever stop yapping?
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Sorry, Mr Leonard.
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Just a minute,
we have a little surprise for you.
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l've invited some of your old shop students
down to do a cut with the master.
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Heidi, bring out Mr. Leonard's
old shop students, please.
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For Pete's sake. Frankie, my best student.
You sure churned out a lot of ashtrays.
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Thank you.
They came in handy.
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Hey, remember me, Mr. Leonard?
Larry Lindover.
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Larry! Great attitude, bad hands.
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- What are you up to these days?
- l'm a neurosurgeon.
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And you are, uh...?
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- Benny Barony.
- The reason l almost quit teaching.
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You remember. Hey.
What happened to the hand-crusher?
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l got a little arthritis in there.
Hey, don't you owe me a birdhouse?
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l had a lot of extra homework.
Uh, l'll have it for you Tuesday.
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Mr. Leonard,
l actually won a prize with my birdhouse.
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Good.
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Here's $ 20.
Make me a birdhouse by Tuesday?
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All right. Let's get right to our project.
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We've marked our designated areas off
on our 24-gauge steel.
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- Now it's time to make our cuts. Ready?
- OK.
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l'm gonna hand over my tin snips
to a higher authority.
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Thank you, Tim. Gentlemen,
the important thing to remember
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is to cut the notches to their proper depth.
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Marv, would you bring the camera in here?
Let's watch the master make his first cut.
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Now, it's thin metal,
so the cut'll be very easy.
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Well, actually it's 24-gauge metal,
so it won't be that easy.
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- You want me to help you with that?
- No, thank you.
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Dammit!
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l'll make the cut and you tell everyone
how we'll bend our notches.
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l'll tell you what. Since l'm running
this class l'll do the cutting, OK?
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You have students
that could do the cutting, sir.
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Who? Frankie ''The Lung''
or Dr. Butterfingers?
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No, thank you.
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- Let's make that first cut...
- Hey! l was doing the cutting.
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Don't you ever take a tool away from me!
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W-w-we'll be right back with a warm look
at a kinder, gentler tool America
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after these words from Binford Tools.
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- Mr. Leonard...
- Don't you tell me what l can and can't do!
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l don't need some punk kid with a stupid
TV show telling me that l can't cut metal!
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- l just didn't want you to be embarrassed.
- Little late for that now, isn't it?
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l wonder if l'm off the hook
for the birdhouse.
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Um, it was great to talk to you.
Thank you for calling me back. Goodbye.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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- What's the matter?
- l called my favorite teacher.
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All she wanted to talk about
was her favorite student, Robin.
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Problems with your favorite teacher?
See Mr. Leonard on my show?
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What was the deal with him?
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l broke the cardinal rule with men.
l offered help to a man that didn't want any.
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- He seemed to need it.
- That didn't matter.
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By offering him help,
it made him feel like less of a man.
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Wait. You're trying to tell me that if you saw
a guy trapped underneath a boulder
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and he didn't ask for your help
you wouldn't move the boulder?
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That is insane.
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lf l moved the boulder
the guy would feel like half a man.
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lf you didn't move the boulder
the guy would be half a man.
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But that half would thank me.
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And men say that women
are illogical and irrational?
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They are,
but what does that have to do with this?
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- Forget it.
- l tried to talk to him after Tool Time
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He wouldn't even talk to me. Just packed
everything up and went back to Toledo.
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- (phone rings)
- Maybe that's him.
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Mr. Leonard?
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No. Hi. Yes, she is.
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Yes, l'm sure she does.
Hold on.
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lt's Mrs. Hiawatha,
or whatever her name is.
225
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Mrs. Holloway?
l'm kinda glad she called me back.
226
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She wants Robin's phone number.
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- Hey, Wilson. Let me ask you a question.
- Sure.
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lf a boulder fell on you,
would you ask me for help?
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Well, that depends.
Are you the reason the boulder fell on me?
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- That doesn't matter.
- Well, it does to me. l'm under the boulder.
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Let's say it's my fault. Wouldn't you
be too proud to ask for my help?
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- Why would l be too proud?
- 'Cause you're... 'cause you're a man.
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Well, l guess that would depend on what
part of me was crushed by the boulder.
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- Tim, are you speaking metaphorically?
- No, l'm just making a comparison.
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Hm.
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Hm.
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Let's say you couldn't use your hands real
well anymore and l tried to help you out.
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- You'd feel like you had no dignity left.
- ''Boulderdash.''
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Well, it would if you were a tool man
like my old shop teacher and me.
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- We lose our hands, we lose everything.
- There's more to a man than his hands.
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You have to look at his gestalt.
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That's a good way to get a black eye
in a locker room.
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No, no, no, Tim.
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''Gestalt'' is a psychological term
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meaning that the whole is more
than the sum of the parts.
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Take you for an example. You're a lot more
than just Tim The Tool Man.
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Yeah, but you know for guys
what we do is who we are.
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Well, sometimes society pressures men
to define themselves in terms of their work.
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l don't feel any pressure.
l like being Tim The Tool Man.
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Yeah. What happens when you're
no longer able to be Tim The Tool Man?
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(whimpers) Ho-ho-ho?
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That'd be horrible. l'd feel useless.
l wouldn't be myself.
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Tim, you are also a great husband. You're
a great father. You're a great neighbor.
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l think you might find your true happiness
lies in being Tim the man.
255
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That's a good point.
l like that one.
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Would you drive to Toledo
and tell my old shop teacher that?
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l think it would have more meaning coming
from you, even though l enjoy Toledo.
258
00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:23,367
They say it used to be
the glass capital of the world.
259
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Well, if l'm going
l'd better get my glass in gear.
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- (knock on door)
- Yeah?
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What are you doing here?
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l came to ask a question.
What did l do wrong?
263
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Was it the measurements
or the spot-welds?
264
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,331
Now, let me get this straight.
265
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You drove an hour and a half to ask me
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why a tool box you made 20 years ago
is a piece of crap?
267
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Three hours. lt would've been an hour and
a half had you a porch light that worked.
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00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,678
What do you want?
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l wanna talk about
what happened on Tool Time
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- Boy, l must've looked like a real jerk.
- You didn't look like a jerk.
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Yeah, but you were right, Timmy. l can't
do it anymore. l've been trying all day.
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My brain tells me l can do it,
but my hands just won't work.
273
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l have the opposite problem. My hands
can do it. lt's my brain that won't work.
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When l was in high school
and played football
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l used to catch anything
that came near me.
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Now l can't even cut
a piece of stupid metal.
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You're more than a set of hands.
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00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,151
Timmy, l was a shop teacher.
What do you think l taught with?
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How about look at the big picture?
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You know, if a boulder falls on you, society
likes to pour ge-salt on your wounds.
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What are you talking about?
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- You weren't good because of your hands.
- Oh, don't start that garbage again.
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Look, Mr... Look, Art.
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You were a good teacher 'cause
you stood up for guys like me.
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You made all of us think
that we could do something.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Listen, when l called all those guys
to be on Tool Time. they lined up.
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A lot of guys wanted to do this
because you made an impression on them.
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- Really?
- Yeah. And you're the same guy.
290
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:27,691
Look at Brad. The Charlie Parker story?
He won't leave the saxophone alone now.
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00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:30,929
- That old chestnut worked again?
- Just like it worked on me.
292
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,801
But l believe it was A.J. Foyt for me, right?
293
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:39,868
lt's been a lot of people over the years.
Tommy Lasorda, Mahatma Gandhi...
294
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:43,642
Two guys with very different eating habits.
295
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,954
Will you tell me
how l ever passed you?
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- lt's not that bad.
- You tried to eyeball that, didn't you?
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Maybe.
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00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:05,059
- These spot-welds show promise.
- That is a spot-welding disaster.
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- You're starting to rile me up.
- Maybe if l rile you up, you'll do it properly.
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l got a piece of sheet metal over here that's
already etched. Let's see if you can do one.
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Right.
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This time we do it. Let's make a solenoid-
operated top so it pops up when you...
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Come on, for Pete's sake. You don't have
to improve everything, for Pete's sake.
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- All right.
- Just concentrate on what you're doing.
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- First cut.
- That's it. Now, keep your hands steady.
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Cut it to the proper depth.
There you go.
307
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,961
That's it. OK. Now, steady.
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00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,767
(Brad playing
''When the Saints Go Marching In'' badly)
309
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Brad!
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00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:59,323
Um, why don't you take a break
and watch some TV?
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(continues playing)
312
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,284
Would you like to have a snack?
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You can have junk food!
314
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,998
How about taking
the car out for a spin?
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00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,063
(stops playing)
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(Brad) Can l?
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No.
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00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,775
Will you just take a break, please?
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Sure, Mom.
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- Hi.
- Hi. How'd it go with Mr. Leonard?
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- Patched everything up.
- Good.
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00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:35,822
Plus l got a chance...
323
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:37,862
to make this.
324
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:39,294
Wow!
325
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:41,423
This is great.
326
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:46,995
But l thought you said Mr. Leonard
couldn't cut metal anymore. Who did this?
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l did, Ms. Sarcastic Pants.
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00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:55,508
With the greatest shop teacher in the world
helping me.
329
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,378
lt looks great.
lt looks like you made no mistakes.
330
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,714
Well, there was a slight accident.
331
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,380
Oh, no.
Did you blow up that lovely old man?
332
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,617
Just most of his garage
and half the block.
333
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,752
Just kidding.
334
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,854
- l had enough time to make this, though.
- What is that?
335
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:16,731
lt's an indoor toilet paper dispenser.
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- Clap.
- Uhh.
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Yes!
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- Clap.
- Uhh.
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00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,690
Yes!
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00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:52,030
And now you just...'
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