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♪ Every night
I still think of the time
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♪ You made me feel alive
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♪ Going out
I've got you on my mind
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♪ 'Cause you make me
feel alive
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♪ She got
that glow I got that dough
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♪ Pretty little hoes
into rock and roll
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♪ Put it on me fast
We got to go
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♪ Movin' too fast
She just don't know
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♪ Might get faded
Drunk half-naked
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♪ No, we ain't dating
I'm trying to get famous
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♪ Let me get
right back to the basics
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♪ I'mma show 'em back home
now we made it
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♪ Here for one night long In
my feels with the right song
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♪ You got the heels
with the tights on
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♪ You put me off
Turn me right on
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♪ You put me off
Turn me right on
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♪ Girl, I'm
a bad boy, sad boy
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♪ Tried to warn ya
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♪ Real long hair, don't care
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♪ California, hands up
when you're drinking with me
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♪ Hands up, let's go
if you leavin' with me ♪
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Ugh! God,
just shit already, Belbo.
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Jesus Christ.
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Fuck!
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- Hi, Mom.
- Oh, honey bun.
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We haven't heard from you
in days.
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Daddy and I were starting
to get worried.
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What do you mean?
I literally texted you last night.
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Well, not this morning.
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Fox News is saying that
there's all these gangbangers
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out in California
like that Cript gang.
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Um,
it's the "Crip" gang, Mom,
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and I live in
the Hollywood Hills,
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so we don't see
many of them around here.
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Have you found
a job yet, sweetie?
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Because we didn't
pay for you to move to LA
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just so you could sit around and
drink Bloody Marys all day long.
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Uh, Mom.
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Mom, hang...
Hang on one second.
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Why? What's happening?
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- What is... Is it a drive-by?
- Mom. Mom!
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Just hold on.
Hold on for one... Fuck.
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Fuck me!
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- Hello?
- God damn it.
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Who the hell are you
talking to on the other line?
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What do you want, Damon?
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I tried calling you last night,
seven times.
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You didn't answer, of course,
so I'm just assuming
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you were out partying
somewhere.
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I went to bed early.
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I'm still not used
to the time difference.
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Time difference?
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You've lived here
for two weeks, Hannah.
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God, Jersey girls
are all the same.
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Just how many girls have
you dated from Jersey, anyway?
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And what county
are we talking about?
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Morris, Bergen, Essex?
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If you say Monmouth County,
I swear to God I'll kill myself.
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You can't trust people
from Jersey...
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Hey, Hannah. What's up?
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Oh, hey, Teddy. What's up?
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Beautiful day, isn't it?
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Bet you don't get this weather
back east, right?
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Well, I'll see you around.
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Hello!
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Hello! Fucking
answer me, woman!
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- Who the hell are you talking to now?
- What? Oh, it...
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No, it was just
the recycling guy.
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Do you think I'm some sort
of idiot, Hannah?
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They pick up trash on Thursdays.
It's Tuesday.
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This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
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- I'll have to call you back.
- This is why I don't trust you.
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Maybe we can
switch positions?
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Um, sure.
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I feel so...
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I feel so close to you.
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Mmm-hmm. Just breathe.
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Remember,
what lies behind us
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and what lies in front of us
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are tiny matters compared
to what lies within us.
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- Oh, that's beautiful.
- Yes.
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If we're always chasing after
the next moment,
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how can we ever enjoy
the one that we're in?
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Just think about that
and breathe deeply.
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Mmm.
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You know what?
This is very relaxing.
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Mmm-hmm, yeah.
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- Um... that's...
- Oh!
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Um... It's okay. Let's just
maybe switch positions
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to the horizontal lotus.
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Sorry, that's not supposed
to happen.
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No, no, please.
Let's just shift our aura
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to a more platonic one.
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I just think you're
really good at what you do.
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And I... I feel like
you get me.
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This happens to
a lot of my clients, honestly.
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We call it
a breakthrough moment.
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It is?
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That's what you learned
in medical school?
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Um, well, no,
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but I did study Deepak Chopra.
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His online courses
are the tits.
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Deepak Chopra...
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Okay, just breathe
and repeat after me...
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I am in control
of my emotions...
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I am in control
of my emotions.
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And today I choose happiness.
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Today I choose happiness!
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Okay, um...
Just close your eyes and breathe.
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We must be willing to let go of
the life that we have planned
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so as to have the life
that is waiting for us.
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When we let go,
we create space for something better.
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That's so right.
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But I just can't believe
she left me.
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I'll never have
an intimate connection again.
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That's not true.
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I'm sure there's
plenty of women out there
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you could have
an intimate connection with.
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Yeah?
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I don't know any, but I'm sure
they're out there.
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Tissue?
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Thank you.
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Brooklyn, you're not even
gonna believe
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what happened to me just now.
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- I can come back...
- No, no!
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Our session was just ending.
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Yeah. Wait, what? It is?
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- Yes, it is.
- Just like my marriage.
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Now, if you refer a friend,
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you will get your tenth visit
half-off.
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- Oh, thank you.
- You can exit through the kitchen.
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Please be sure
to lock the gate behind you
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because we have a dog.
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Thank you so much.
You're like an angel.
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Oh, I know. Go ahead.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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If you could drop this off
on your way out,
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that'd be really helpful.
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Thanks, sweetie. Bye-bye.
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And good luck.
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- Good luck.
- Bye, now.
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Dude, what the fuck?
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I know! $200.
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I already paid for
my business cards
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and three coffees
from Starbucks.
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What the fuck is
a conscious cuddle, anyway?
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A safe way to make money
from home, Hannah.
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So is Mary Kay.
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I don't know what that is.
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What is that?
Is that a Jersey thing?
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Are you in the position
to be giving spiritual advice?
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Because you don't
believe in God
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and your therapist says
you're one step away
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from being
a fully-fledged sociopath.
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A week ago, the old Brooklyn
would have hit a bitch
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for talking to me like that...
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But I live in LA now
and I'm spiritual.
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So I'm just going to
kindly ask you
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to go into the kitchen
and make me that fat toast
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I like so much
with the avocados.
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Spiritually shut the door
on your way out, too.
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Namaste.
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- Meow.
- Isn't what you're doing
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kind of like escorting?
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Isn't there supposed to be
avocado on this?
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Look, there's nothing sexual
about it.
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If anyone gets creepy
with me,
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I have a taser
in my night stand
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right by my vibrator.
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That sounds safe.
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No. No.
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Oh, fuck, no.
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Where are all the quality guys
on this thing?
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It says they're all actors
and entrepreneurs and shit.
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Well, "entrepreneur"
doesn't sound so bad.
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"Entrepreneur" means unemployed
or drug dealer, Hannah.
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Considering you just broke off
your engagement two months ago,
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do you really think you need
to be on any more dating apps?
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Says the girl with the terrible,
jealous, judgmental boyfriend.
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Besides, I'm the one
who ended it,
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and I'm totally okay.
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Moving on to bigger
and better things.
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Like "conscious cuddling"?
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I'm just saying,
we've only lived here for two weeks
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and already there's
Rob the bartender,
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Roberto the club promoter,
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Chad the skateboarder,
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and Bob
the stand-up comedian.
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I mean, if you do
the math,
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that's three Robs and a Chad.
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Would you like me
to continue?
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You're right.
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Total fucking losers.
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That's why I need to get
on Raya.
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Raya... The dating app
for celebrities.
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Kira met Matthew Perry
on that thing.
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But you're not a celebrity.
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I have almost 6,000 followers
on Instagram, Hannah.
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I'm an influencer.
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Well, it sounds like you're
really "breaking the Internet."
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Thank you. Instagram followers
aren't cheap.
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It smells like sh-dookie
in here.
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Well, if you took the dog
on more walks,
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we wouldn't be sitting
in his toilet.
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I walk.
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Going to take selfies at
Runyon doesn't count, Brooklyn.
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I'm going to make food.
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I feel like
we're always eating.
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Basically.
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Okay, well, just remember that I
can't have gluten, dairy or meat.
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Oh, I see. Chef Hannah
at your service.
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Well, I would offer
to help you,
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but we both know that the only thing
I have control over in the kitchen
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is the fire extinguisher. So...
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- Oh, my God!
- What?
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- Fucking brace yourself.
- What?
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- It's Christian.
- What?
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Christian! Our high school
PE coach.
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The one everyone was
in love with?
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Yes. Oh, my God.
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Do you remember
when we met him?
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You just decided to commute
from Jersey,
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and I had just transferred from
that ratchet all-girls cunt academy.
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I remember.
You just matched with him?
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Yeah. Holy shit.
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I guess that means
he lives here now.
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- Mmm.
- Weird.
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Did you even do PE, though?
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I thought you got
a note excusing you
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because you practiced Reiki.
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He messaged me.
234
00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,478
Okay, I'm not going to
respond right away
235
00:10:10,512 --> 00:10:13,414
because I want to
not look desperate.
236
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,583
Yeah, that's smart.
237
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:19,554
Okay, what do I say?
238
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:21,889
I don't want
to look desperate,
239
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,357
so I was thinking...
240
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,027
Oh, yeah,
that's playing it real cool.
241
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,164
Ah, he already responded.
242
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,900
Be a doll
and grab the Pinot.
243
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,335
I probably shouldn't drink.
244
00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:36,470
You know Damon thinks I'm
super annoying when I'm drunk.
245
00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,038
Pretty soon you're not even
going to be able
246
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,608
to take a shit
without checking in
247
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,908
with Probation
Officer Damon.
248
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,910
That is not true.
249
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,478
I shit when I want.
250
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:47,114
It's a little twisted you still use these.
251
00:10:47,148 --> 00:10:50,251
It's a little
twisted you only open one bottle.
252
00:10:53,888 --> 00:10:55,524
Ah!
253
00:10:55,557 --> 00:10:57,758
He invited us
to go to San Diego...
254
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,528
Or he invited me,
but you're coming.
255
00:10:59,561 --> 00:11:01,395
Because you don't have
a driver's license?
256
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:04,465
I do. I just forgot to pay
those parking tickets.
257
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,500
Ah, because you're
irresponsible, then.
258
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,702
Jesus Christ, why are you
always such a buzzkill?
259
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,271
What's in San Diego?
260
00:11:10,304 --> 00:11:12,206
I should stay here
and try and look for a job.
261
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,208
They don't just hand out
production jobs, B.
262
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,210
And my parents
are really riding my ass.
263
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,445
I really don't want to
end up in reality again.
264
00:11:24,485 --> 00:11:27,154
- "Catch up."
- What kind of event is this exactly?
265
00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:28,657
Who the fuck cares?
It's Comic Con.
266
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,258
And I'm pretty sure "catch up"
is a euphemism for dirty sex.
267
00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:34,061
Or maybe he really does
just wanna catch up.
268
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,396
This thing is
literally tomorrow
269
00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:37,064
and I don't think that Damon
would appreciate it
270
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,999
if I just left
without saying anything.
271
00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:41,235
Great. We'll rent a car.
We'll leave tomorrow.
272
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,337
This is gonna be
the most epic road trip ever.
273
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,040
It's like our Romy and Michele
Tucson "here we come," moment.
274
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,741
Don't you have
to work, anyway?
275
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:48,776
Bitch, please.
276
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,844
I'm a freelance
cuddle consultant.
277
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,079
I make my own schedule.
278
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,052
Ugh.
279
00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,386
We're going.
280
00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,523
This could be the future
father of my children.
281
00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:03,090
Or at least the dog.
282
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,491
I'm not getting any younger.
283
00:12:04,526 --> 00:12:06,528
I really don't think
this is a good idea.
284
00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:07,696
Plus, Comic Con?
285
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,030
You said that Marvel movies
give you anxiety.
286
00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:11,765
Not the ones
with Chris Hemsworth.
287
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,668
Hello, Daddy.
288
00:12:13,702 --> 00:12:14,835
I wonder
if he's on Raya.
289
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,136
He's married.
290
00:12:16,705 --> 00:12:17,805
So?
291
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,947
Welcome to DUI's car rental.
How can I help you today?
292
00:12:26,981 --> 00:12:29,049
Hello. We'd like to rent
a car, please.
293
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,251
I can definitely help you.
294
00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:33,120
- Do you have a reservation?
- No.
295
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,456
But I'm sure we can
figure something out.
296
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,659
I'll see
what I can do for you.
297
00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:39,360
Thanks.
298
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,129
What the fuck, Hannah?
299
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,998
What happened to you?
300
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,634
Well, I thought I was
looking a little pale,
301
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:48,002
so I went and got one of
those airbrush tans.
302
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,304
Okay. You look like
a black Rosie Perez
303
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,306
or the guy from
The Jazz Singer.
304
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,842
Clearly. It's gonna wash off
in the shower in two hours,
305
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,043
and then it'll look great.
306
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,212
It fucking better.
I'm so sorry.
307
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,347
Here's your Venti matcha.
308
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,049
Almond milk?
309
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,652
Do I look like an idiot?
310
00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:06,320
- Is that a legitimate question right now?
- Yes, it's almond milk.
311
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,322
Not everyone is trying to
poison you, Brooklyn.
312
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,823
You know I have bad IBS.
313
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,126
I have one car left.
314
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,927
- We'll take it.
- Great.
315
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,598
I'm hoping it's a Mustang.
316
00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:18,432
- How cute would we look in a Mustang?
- We need an SUV.
317
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,434
We need to be up high,
I'm little.
318
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,036
What about, like, a Cadillac?
319
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,804
- Okay.
- Or like an Escalade.
320
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,139
Whatever's classy.
321
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,407
Escalade's great.
322
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,842
I just don't want to
roll up in something janky.
323
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,010
It better be something nice.
324
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,881
I don't think
this is almond milk.
325
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,482
Where the hell is this guy?
326
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:37,284
I feel like
I'm fucking melting out here.
327
00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:41,723
You've got to be
fucking kidding me.
328
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,295
Absolutely not.
329
00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:50,831
I'm not getting in it. No.
330
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,199
Your chariot awaits.
331
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,601
No.
332
00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:55,369
What happened to the handle?
333
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,171
Just grab the one
inside the door.
334
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,546
Give me the keys.
335
00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:07,915
Oopsies.
336
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,384
I have to shower or I'm gonna
get stuck looking like this.
337
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,086
We have to get in
that house.
338
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,420
Oh, fine.
339
00:14:13,454 --> 00:14:15,289
I'll just hop the fence
and let you in from inside.
340
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,158
It's not my fault your Range
Rover's on a flatbed truck
341
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,893
just now
approaching Nebraska.
342
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:23,464
Now we have to ride in this piece of
shit rental with no air conditioning.
343
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,232
Okay, next time
we'll take your car.
344
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,668
Oh, right.
You don't have one.
345
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,536
So, if you have
nothing further to say,
346
00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,705
I'm about to parkour my way
into the house for you.
347
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,483
- Hey.
- Oh, hey, Teddy.
348
00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:45,386
Hey, Hannah. I didn't know
you had a RAV4...
349
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,955
- with no AC.
- It's a rental.
350
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,991
Um, my Rover is late
from New York.
351
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,459
- I'm suing.
- Right on.
352
00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:54,562
It's kind of like that
Kanye song, am I right?
353
00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:56,230
- Huh?
- "...push a RAV4."
354
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,998
"RAV4..."
Something, something.
355
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,434
Oh, the RAV4. Right, right.
356
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,736
- Yeah.
- Where you all going?
357
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:04,004
Oh, just to San Diego
for Comic Con for the night.
358
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,305
It's a casual getaway.
359
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,107
Oh, dope. I always wanted
to go to that,
360
00:15:07,141 --> 00:15:08,576
but never could
get away from work.
361
00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:11,613
- Mmm.
- I mean, I love all, like, the costumes...
362
00:15:11,646 --> 00:15:14,047
Yeah. It should be
pretty fun.
363
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,182
We're pretty excited.
364
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,785
- There's...
- Come on, cunt.
365
00:15:16,818 --> 00:15:19,286
We got to get your ass in the
shower, get our junk in the trunk,
366
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,122
and I have to take a regular
milk-shit, you liar.
367
00:15:22,156 --> 00:15:23,924
I knew that wasn't
almond milk.
368
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,193
- Hey, Teddy.
- Hey, Brooklyn.
369
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,327
Classy as always, huh?
370
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,929
It is so good to see you.
371
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,800
And in something other than a
Tommy Bahama shirt, nonetheless.
372
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,467
Although I'm pretty sure
the courts require you
373
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,302
to wear that monitor on your ankle.
374
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,672
Well, Hannah,
I'm gonna get running,
375
00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:39,908
but, uh... it was good
to see you.
376
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,008
Good to see you.
377
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,584
Okay, so we have about
four hours till the show starts.
378
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,452
That gives us enough time
to go to the hotel,
379
00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:54,455
power change, power drink,
power up our cell phones
380
00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:55,924
and get there
with enough time to pre-game.
381
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,025
Where we staying, anyway?
382
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,360
I don't know. It's this hotel
I found on HotelTonight,
383
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,830
but it actually looks
pretty nice.
384
00:16:01,863 --> 00:16:05,667
There is a private bathroom
and a luxury hot tub.
385
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,903
Aw, all right. Maybe this will
actually be kind of fun.
386
00:16:08,937 --> 00:16:10,738
I think so.
387
00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:14,074
Do you remember
this song from high school?
388
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,911
- Hell, yes.
- Oh, my God. Turn it up.
389
00:16:16,945 --> 00:16:19,112
♪ Oh, how she rocks
390
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,315
♪ In Keds and tube socks
391
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,750
Oh! I should snap this
for my followers.
392
00:16:22,784 --> 00:16:25,687
♪ But she doesn't know
who I am
393
00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:31,793
♪ And she doesn't give
a damn about me
394
00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:36,865
♪ 'Cause I'm just
a teenage dirtbag, baby
395
00:16:36,898 --> 00:16:42,504
♪ Yeah, I'm just
a teenage dirtbag, baby
396
00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:48,442
♪ Listen to Iron Maiden, baby
With me
397
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,478
♪ Ooh ♪
398
00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:58,920
Okay.
399
00:16:58,953 --> 00:17:01,021
This is perfect.
400
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,625
Kira Matthews took a photo
here and she got 3,000 likes
401
00:17:03,658 --> 00:17:05,927
and I have better engagement
than she does.
402
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,995
I really have to pee.
403
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,363
Is there a bathroom
around here somewhere?
404
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,231
It's the perfect midway.
It screams,
405
00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:13,535
"I'm on a fucking road trip,
bitches."
406
00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:15,435
Can't we just enjoy
the scenery instead of plotting
407
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,170
- your next Instagram photo?
- Here.
408
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,439
Just be sure to get me
from a good angle, would you?
409
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:24,444
No, not low to high.
High to low! High to low.
410
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,514
You're gonna make me
look like a fucking whale.
411
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:28,983
Facetune can only do so much.
412
00:17:30,018 --> 00:17:30,985
Like that?
413
00:17:31,019 --> 00:17:33,555
Um, could you get on my
side, my right side?
414
00:17:33,588 --> 00:17:35,757
And get the mountain
in the background.
415
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:37,224
Also hurry,
'cause I'm sucking in.
416
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,359
Well, if you would fucking
stop talking so I could take
417
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,328
the goddamn photo
and find a fucking bathroom
418
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,897
that would be great.
Thank you.
419
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,868
How's it look?
420
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,437
Uh, just a couple more.
421
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,372
And do not get that car
in the background.
422
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,042
I don't want anyone thinking
I drive that.
423
00:17:57,411 --> 00:18:00,314
Okay. Got it. Took
approximately 250 photos,
424
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,849
so you should find one
you like.
425
00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:03,450
Sh-weet!
426
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,953
All right,
back in the car we go.
427
00:18:04,986 --> 00:18:07,220
We gotta get there
and you're driving really slow.
428
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,656
You gotta pump on the gas.
429
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:10,558
Um... But the bathroom?
And by the way,
430
00:18:10,592 --> 00:18:11,726
it's called safe driving.
431
00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:13,293
My driver's ed teacher
used to say,
432
00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:15,029
"Alert today,
alive tomorrow."
433
00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:16,496
Just trying to keep us alive.
434
00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,533
Whatever, Driving Miss Daisy.
435
00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:43,457
This is it.
436
00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:47,695
Hmmm. It looked better online.
437
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,229
We'll see.
438
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,465
We're here.
439
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,468
Okay, quick.
I don't want him to see us.
440
00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:55,803
We made it.
441
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,173
Thank you.
442
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,982
This looks like
a six-year-old's bedroom.
443
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:11,218
Or an obnoxious European man
with a man bun
444
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,722
who vacations in South Beach and wears
a gold chain over his hairy chest.
445
00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:16,958
Okay.
446
00:19:19,761 --> 00:19:20,795
Hello.
447
00:19:24,732 --> 00:19:28,770
So, you just be
two luscious ladies, huh?
448
00:19:28,803 --> 00:19:31,005
One night in San Diego,
correct?
449
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,507
Uh-huh.
450
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,909
Is the whole hotel like this?
451
00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:36,811
Like what?
452
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:41,281
Goat fucker!
453
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,418
Bad news. We have a small
cleanup issue in your room.
454
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,486
The "ceiling" caved in.
455
00:19:46,521 --> 00:19:49,222
The good news is,
I'm going to upgrade you, eh?
456
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,925
To our celebrity suite.
457
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:51,993
Ooh!
458
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:54,729
What makes it
a celebrity suite?
459
00:19:54,762 --> 00:19:56,731
It's the best room
in the hotel.
460
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,436
It's so dark in here.
I can't see anything.
461
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,438
Open a window.
462
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,873
What the fuck?
463
00:20:05,907 --> 00:20:07,942
I just banged
my fucking toe!
464
00:20:07,975 --> 00:20:09,577
God damn it!
465
00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:10,678
Oh!
466
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,819
Oh, no.
467
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,054
Ew.
468
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,056
- No.
- What is this?
469
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,490
No. No!
470
00:20:23,524 --> 00:20:24,892
No!
471
00:20:27,028 --> 00:20:28,261
Ew.
472
00:20:29,864 --> 00:20:31,199
Oh, hello.
473
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:34,267
Here are two complementary
welcome glasses of Prosecco.
474
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,403
Mmm. Thank you.
475
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,972
If there's anything else
you need,
476
00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:40,775
please don't hesitate
to come downstairs and grab it.
477
00:20:40,808 --> 00:20:42,409
Gee, thanks.
478
00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:46,246
Have a sexy stay with us.
479
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,750
Ugh!
480
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:50,218
Oh, God.
481
00:20:50,952 --> 00:20:52,186
Ugh!
482
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:55,790
Damon?
483
00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:57,725
Ugh, yeah. But I'm
not gonna answer it.
484
00:20:57,759 --> 00:21:00,094
He's just gonna yell at me
for something I didn't do.
485
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,462
I swear
I'm a pretty good girlfriend.
486
00:21:02,496 --> 00:21:04,732
You know what?
This is bullshit.
487
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,801
You guys have been dating
for, like, two months,
488
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,703
and most of it has been
long distance.
489
00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:10,403
This is supposed to be
the honeymoon phase.
490
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,672
I know.
491
00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:14,742
Ugh. I should say something,
literally anything.
492
00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,409
What's the name of the thing
you were here to see?
493
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,946
You know, you should really be with
someone who's not so controlling.
494
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:21,549
Says the most
controlling person I know.
495
00:21:21,582 --> 00:21:22,917
I resent that.
496
00:21:35,096 --> 00:21:38,465
Law and Justice SVU,
the unauthorized parody musical?
497
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,268
Are you fucking serious,
Brooklyn?
498
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,170
But you love Law and Justice.
499
00:21:42,203 --> 00:21:43,436
It's your ringtone.
500
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,740
Yeah, for when my mom calls.
That doesn't mean I like it.
501
00:21:45,773 --> 00:21:47,074
She reminds me
of a prosecutor,
502
00:21:47,108 --> 00:21:48,910
cross-examining me
all the fucking time.
503
00:21:48,943 --> 00:21:51,478
Well, at least there's a bar.
That's a good sign.
504
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:57,251
Kids today, they don't
appreciate the classics, man.
505
00:21:57,285 --> 00:21:59,386
Totally, man.
506
00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:02,990
Do you guys have tickets?
507
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,160
I mean, you don't need tickets
508
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,262
because it's definitely
not sold out,
509
00:22:08,296 --> 00:22:09,931
but if you have tickets,
510
00:22:09,964 --> 00:22:11,966
my boss likes me
to mark it down.
511
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,735
Okay, we should be
on Christian Jones' list.
512
00:22:14,769 --> 00:22:18,072
Okay. Go on in and find a seat.
513
00:22:18,105 --> 00:22:20,675
Wait, there's not, like,
reserved seating?
514
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:23,544
No, man. Just grab
a free seat.
515
00:22:23,578 --> 00:22:26,413
Okay, well, where is the bar?
516
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:30,318
Oh, look, Hannah, they have
your favorite, Bloody Mary.
517
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:33,588
I love Bloody Marys!
Yes.
518
00:22:33,621 --> 00:22:35,156
Fine, I guess I'll have one.
519
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,892
I mean, I can't pass up
a $5 Bloody Mary.
520
00:22:37,925 --> 00:22:40,294
I know.
Two Bloody Marys, please.
521
00:22:40,328 --> 00:22:42,597
Um, are you sure you don't...
You don't want four?
522
00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:44,464
Four? Double fisting?
523
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:45,933
I like the way you think.
524
00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:48,169
Four Bloody Marys, please.
525
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:49,770
Friends are coming, so...
526
00:22:49,804 --> 00:22:51,639
We thought we'd get
some for our friends.
527
00:22:51,672 --> 00:22:52,673
They're not coming.
528
00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,141
Want a wiener in your drink?
529
00:22:54,175 --> 00:22:55,977
Okay, that's disgusting.
You're gonna have to pay for that.
530
00:22:56,010 --> 00:22:58,779
Oh!
531
00:23:03,651 --> 00:23:05,853
Oh, good. There's people here.
532
00:23:05,887 --> 00:23:07,722
Yeah, shocking.
533
00:23:07,755 --> 00:23:09,790
Looks like everyone in here
is missing a chromosome.
534
00:23:09,824 --> 00:23:11,292
Shh, be nice.
535
00:23:11,325 --> 00:23:13,294
- Grab a seat, would ya?
- This row?
536
00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:14,762
Yeah, that looks good.
537
00:23:21,636 --> 00:23:23,771
Well, no cup holders.
538
00:23:23,804 --> 00:23:25,239
They couldn't afford
colored programs?
539
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,074
I thought this was
a part of Comic Con.
540
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:29,176
It's supposed to be.
541
00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:31,879
I don't know, maybe it is.
Maybe they just cut costs.
542
00:23:31,913 --> 00:23:34,348
Oh, yeah, and they used all
their cash on a seating chart
543
00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:35,616
and special effects team.
544
00:23:35,650 --> 00:23:37,518
In fact, I may Yelp about it.
545
00:23:37,551 --> 00:23:39,787
It's not that bad.
546
00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:42,023
It's a no for me, dawg. Ugh!
547
00:23:42,056 --> 00:23:44,292
I'm really gonna need
these Bloody Marys.
548
00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:48,195
Oh! I found his name
in the program. Look.
549
00:23:48,229 --> 00:23:51,065
"Christian Jones,
Detective Stabbler.
550
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:54,402
"In his free time, Christian likes
to explore his passion for song
551
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,937
"and grooving to Nickelback
552
00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:58,471
"with his goldendoodle
James Taylor."
553
00:23:59,507 --> 00:24:01,776
Ah, that's so cute.
554
00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:03,978
You know, if he has a pet,
555
00:24:04,011 --> 00:24:05,880
that means he's good
at relationships.
556
00:24:05,913 --> 00:24:07,648
- If he's good at relationships.
- Boy.
557
00:24:07,682 --> 00:24:09,050
Did you say Nickelback?
558
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:11,619
I literally unfriended anybody
who like them on Facebook.
559
00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:14,454
Admitting you like them is like
admitting you like Donald Trump.
560
00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:15,623
It's social suicide.
561
00:24:15,656 --> 00:24:18,392
And why is the "S"
in "song" capitalized?
562
00:24:18,426 --> 00:24:19,627
Shh. It's starting.
563
00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:22,129
Wow,
I can hardly contain my excitement.
564
00:24:22,163 --> 00:24:23,664
Perhaps later you would
like to reminisce
565
00:24:23,698 --> 00:24:25,533
about 3 Doors Down
or Creed maybe.
566
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,969
I like Creed.
567
00:24:39,847 --> 00:24:42,183
Hear ye, hear ye!
568
00:24:42,216 --> 00:24:44,819
It's been a long journey
back from the countryside
569
00:24:44,852 --> 00:24:46,988
where I was taking a trip.
570
00:24:47,021 --> 00:24:50,558
I took a good old Greyhound
up to New York City
571
00:24:50,591 --> 00:24:52,159
where the crime rate is high,
572
00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:54,996
and the apartment rentals
are pretty darn steep.
573
00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:57,365
It's like the Oregon Trail
brought before my very eyes.
574
00:24:57,398 --> 00:25:01,435
- Oh, my God.
- It was there that I came across the most valuable players
575
00:25:01,469 --> 00:25:04,038
in the criminal justice system.
576
00:25:04,472 --> 00:25:05,339
These...
577
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,842
are their stories.
578
00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:19,720
♪ What makes a victim special?
579
00:25:19,754 --> 00:25:22,423
♪ Gives you that extra pizzazz!
580
00:25:22,456 --> 00:25:24,358
- ♪ Are you elderly?
- ♪ Disabled
581
00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:26,227
- ♪ Or a child?
- ♪ That's cool
582
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:27,995
♪ Were you murdered
by a psycho?
583
00:25:28,029 --> 00:25:29,997
♪ Or Sanduskied at your school
584
00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:33,501
♪ Nauseating crimes
are what we do
585
00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:36,237
♪ It's Law and Justice
586
00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:39,974
♪ SVU
587
00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:41,809
♪ The musical! ♪
588
00:25:45,713 --> 00:25:48,182
♪ Rape kit, rape kit
589
00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:51,218
♪ What secrets do you carry?
590
00:25:51,252 --> 00:25:56,791
♪ Anal swabs
or napkin sanitaries
591
00:25:56,824 --> 00:25:59,794
Aren't we
supposed to laugh?
592
00:25:59,827 --> 00:26:02,997
♪ Would help
lock up this demon?
593
00:26:03,030 --> 00:26:04,899
♪ Oh, rape kit
594
00:26:04,932 --> 00:26:11,272
♪ Please come through
595
00:26:11,305 --> 00:26:13,107
♪ Rape kit
596
00:26:15,076 --> 00:26:20,347
♪ I love you ♪
597
00:26:21,849 --> 00:26:23,017
It's all right.
598
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:25,086
How come no one else
is laughing?
599
00:26:26,487 --> 00:26:27,721
♪ I keep on telling you
600
00:26:27,755 --> 00:26:29,558
♪ I'm really not your guy, bro
601
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,158
♪ Let's say I believe you, son
602
00:26:31,192 --> 00:26:33,227
♪ But tell me
how'd she die, though?
603
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:36,597
♪ I didn't even know her so
of course I didn't shoot her
604
00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:37,965
♪ Good story, pal
605
00:26:37,998 --> 00:26:39,900
♪ But your splooge
was in her kooter
606
00:26:39,934 --> 00:26:41,969
♪ Your splooge
607
00:26:42,002 --> 00:26:43,604
♪ Was in her kooter
608
00:26:43,637 --> 00:26:45,806
♪ Your splooge
609
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,074
♪ Was in her kooter
610
00:26:47,108 --> 00:26:49,176
♪ Your splooge
611
00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:50,845
♪ Was in her kooter
612
00:26:50,878 --> 00:26:52,547
♪ Splooge
613
00:26:52,581 --> 00:26:53,582
♪ Kooter ♪
614
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:56,417
Answer, boys!
615
00:26:57,184 --> 00:26:58,786
If you fucking shush me again,
616
00:26:58,819 --> 00:27:00,187
I'll push you
in the fucking ocean.
617
00:27:00,221 --> 00:27:02,389
- Do the perp walk.
- I hate people...
618
00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:05,527
Oh, my God.
619
00:27:13,968 --> 00:27:17,905
♪ Law and justice
Law and justice
620
00:27:17,938 --> 00:27:20,374
♪ Law and justice
621
00:27:21,175 --> 00:27:23,277
♪ Law and justice
622
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:26,981
♪ SVU
623
00:27:27,014 --> 00:27:28,082
♪ The end! ♪
624
00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:31,919
Jesus, that was the longest
ten hours of my life.
625
00:27:31,952 --> 00:27:34,421
Thank God
for those Bloody Marys.
626
00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:36,924
I could really use a cigarette.
627
00:27:36,957 --> 00:27:40,394
And in all actuality, I'm pretty
sure that was only like an hour.
628
00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:42,329
Time off for good behavior?
629
00:27:42,363 --> 00:27:44,398
Um, excuse me, do you have
any cigarettes?
630
00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:46,934
Ew, guess not.
631
00:27:46,967 --> 00:27:48,669
Oh, God, that's nasty.
632
00:27:48,702 --> 00:27:51,138
Maybe he's trying to help
the environment like Leo.
633
00:27:51,172 --> 00:27:52,940
Stripping the streets
of San Diego
634
00:27:52,973 --> 00:27:54,675
one cigarette butt at a time.
635
00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:56,177
Hmm. Just to be clear,
636
00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:57,546
I would totally smoke
Leo's butt.
637
00:27:57,579 --> 00:27:59,780
- I'll bet.
- I didn't mean it like that.
638
00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:01,482
Good tidings,
fellow theater-goers.
639
00:28:01,516 --> 00:28:03,585
Do either of you happen
to have a cigarette
640
00:28:03,618 --> 00:28:04,685
we could bum, perchance?
641
00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:06,420
Why are you talking
like the old man in the play?
642
00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:08,088
I don't know, I feel like
I have to talk like them.
643
00:28:08,122 --> 00:28:09,823
- They can hear you.
- We don't smoke.
644
00:28:09,857 --> 00:28:11,492
No, you know what?
I might, actually.
645
00:28:11,526 --> 00:28:15,129
Um, I confiscated some
at school earlier.
646
00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:16,363
Yeah.
647
00:28:17,164 --> 00:28:18,766
Thank you, good sir.
648
00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:20,701
Are you a student or a teacher?
649
00:28:20,734 --> 00:28:22,069
Do you need a hall pass?
650
00:28:24,138 --> 00:28:26,106
I... I teach science.
651
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:27,609
Yeah. And he just got out.
652
00:28:27,642 --> 00:28:28,543
Of prison?
653
00:28:28,577 --> 00:28:30,077
The marines, actually.
654
00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:31,946
Two tours in Iraq, one in Syria.
655
00:28:31,979 --> 00:28:33,080
Oh, wow.
656
00:28:33,113 --> 00:28:35,816
Um, apologies on behalf
of my friend here.
657
00:28:35,849 --> 00:28:37,519
And we thank you
for your service.
658
00:28:38,352 --> 00:28:39,353
Thank you.
659
00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:40,522
Semper fi.
660
00:28:41,989 --> 00:28:43,457
Hmm.
661
00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:44,559
Cool backpack.
662
00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:46,160
Uh, yeah. Thanks.
663
00:28:46,193 --> 00:28:49,096
They were giving them out at the Kanye vs.
Predator exhibit. You guys going?
664
00:28:49,129 --> 00:28:50,731
Oh, yeah. My friend's
in the show.
665
00:28:50,764 --> 00:28:52,166
He plays Detective Stabbler.
666
00:28:52,199 --> 00:28:53,734
He'll probably hook us up
with some passes.
667
00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:55,236
What? That's so cool.
668
00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:56,870
You guys know
someone from the show?
669
00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:58,339
Uh-huh. Yeah.
670
00:28:58,372 --> 00:29:00,675
So what are you guys
supposed to be anyway?
671
00:29:00,709 --> 00:29:02,076
- Oh, uh...
- You go first.
672
00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:04,211
Yeah? All right. Well.
673
00:29:04,245 --> 00:29:07,549
I'm Septa Unella.
674
00:29:07,582 --> 00:29:08,816
From Game of Thrones.
675
00:29:10,017 --> 00:29:11,318
Shame!
676
00:29:11,352 --> 00:29:12,353
Shame!
677
00:29:12,654 --> 00:29:13,655
Shame!
678
00:29:14,288 --> 00:29:15,990
Shame!
679
00:29:16,023 --> 00:29:18,660
Sha... It's a character
from Game of Thrones.
680
00:29:18,693 --> 00:29:19,561
And I'm Hodor...
681
00:29:20,562 --> 00:29:21,862
Holding Bran.
682
00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:24,566
Oh, how clever!
683
00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:25,466
Well...
684
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:26,900
Yeah.
685
00:29:26,934 --> 00:29:28,269
- Thank you.
- Mmm-hmm.
686
00:29:30,004 --> 00:29:31,438
Are you girls models, or...
687
00:29:31,472 --> 00:29:35,175
Oh, I'm actually what people
would call an influencer,
688
00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:37,244
which basically means
I'm famous.
689
00:29:37,278 --> 00:29:39,880
But I also do a blog
and styling.
690
00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:43,150
My passion is screenwriting,
but I cook and I have a podcast.
691
00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:45,819
- I have a lot of talents.
- Wow.
692
00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:47,756
What do you do
for money, though?
693
00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:49,790
Mom? Mom? Are you there?
694
00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:51,559
I'm a conscious cuddler.
695
00:29:51,593 --> 00:29:52,993
Basically, I take people
696
00:29:53,027 --> 00:29:54,862
who've experienced
high levels of trauma
697
00:29:54,895 --> 00:29:56,196
and I cuddle
the shit out of them.
698
00:29:56,230 --> 00:29:57,898
And I'm empathetic
and shit like that.
699
00:29:57,931 --> 00:29:58,899
It's actually quite lucrative.
700
00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:00,568
Does it work for PTSD?
701
00:30:00,602 --> 00:30:02,671
Oh, yeah. I get
all kinds of weirdos.
702
00:30:04,138 --> 00:30:06,040
Um, what about you?
703
00:30:06,073 --> 00:30:07,742
We just moved from New York
two weeks ago.
704
00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:11,879
She's a former reality starlet
turned aspiring film producer.
705
00:30:11,912 --> 00:30:13,280
Wow, what show?
706
00:30:13,314 --> 00:30:15,684
Um, I don't really wanna
talk about it.
707
00:30:15,717 --> 00:30:17,351
It's called
the Parsippany-Troy Hills.
708
00:30:17,384 --> 00:30:18,819
It's basically
like Jersey Shore,
709
00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:21,088
but it's set out of
a flip flop shop in Parsippany.
710
00:30:21,121 --> 00:30:23,324
Just to be clear,
I'm not from Parsippany.
711
00:30:25,527 --> 00:30:26,695
Hi!
712
00:30:26,728 --> 00:30:27,762
Brooklyn.
713
00:30:27,796 --> 00:30:30,030
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.
I almost didn't see you.
714
00:30:30,064 --> 00:30:31,999
I was so busy talking
to my new friends.
715
00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:34,736
It's so great to see you.
What did you think of the show?
716
00:30:34,769 --> 00:30:37,237
I loved the show.
The show was...
717
00:30:37,271 --> 00:30:39,574
- Amazing. Right, Hannah?
- Mmm!
718
00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:40,841
You remember Hannah?
719
00:30:40,874 --> 00:30:42,610
I think so. You ladies were
in the same class in LaGuardia.
720
00:30:42,644 --> 00:30:43,611
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
721
00:30:43,645 --> 00:30:46,347
So, what was your
favorite part of the show?
722
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:48,082
Oh, definitely
the Japanese water torture.
723
00:30:48,115 --> 00:30:49,149
Chinese.
724
00:30:49,183 --> 00:30:50,317
- Oh.
- It was Chinese.
725
00:30:50,351 --> 00:30:52,853
Chinese water torture.
726
00:30:52,886 --> 00:30:55,089
And then they started singing
about sexual assault.
727
00:30:55,122 --> 00:30:56,558
It's such a powerful topic.
728
00:30:56,591 --> 00:30:59,293
Yeah, "torture" is definitely
a word that came to mind.
729
00:30:59,326 --> 00:31:01,395
You know, that's
one of my favorite scenes.
730
00:31:02,029 --> 00:31:03,598
It really makes you feel...
731
00:31:10,304 --> 00:31:11,639
You know what I mean?
732
00:31:11,673 --> 00:31:12,841
- Yeah.
- Hannah, what about you?
733
00:31:12,873 --> 00:31:14,576
What was your favorite part
of my performance?
734
00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:18,078
I... There's just so many,
I don't know that I could tell you.
735
00:31:18,112 --> 00:31:19,446
I know, right? But pick one.
736
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,382
Yeah, Hannah, pick one!
737
00:31:21,415 --> 00:31:24,084
Well, I really loved the part
where you and the lady cop
738
00:31:24,118 --> 00:31:26,420
sang about friendship
in the workplace.
739
00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:27,689
I wish I had friends at work.
740
00:31:27,722 --> 00:31:30,558
Oh, and Splooge in her Kooter
was a great song.
741
00:31:30,592 --> 00:31:31,726
- Yes.
- Yeah.
742
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,596
You know, I've always thought
police officers were so...
743
00:31:34,629 --> 00:31:36,831
Sexy and powerful.
744
00:31:38,332 --> 00:31:40,334
Great show, Christian.
745
00:31:40,367 --> 00:31:42,570
Thanks, Treasure,
so good to see you.
746
00:31:42,604 --> 00:31:45,139
I'm gonna wait inside
and get something from the bar.
747
00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:46,206
I think that's a great idea.
748
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,374
I'll be in in just a minute.
749
00:31:47,408 --> 00:31:48,909
I'm just saying hello
to some old friends.
750
00:31:50,911 --> 00:31:51,846
'Kay.
751
00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:53,848
'Kay.
752
00:31:53,882 --> 00:31:56,818
Hey, you guys wanna hear
some Law and Justice humor?
753
00:31:56,851 --> 00:31:58,085
Hey, you know what, I'm sorry,
754
00:31:58,118 --> 00:31:59,521
I actually have to
go back in and strike,
755
00:31:59,554 --> 00:32:01,121
tonight being
our last show and all.
756
00:32:01,155 --> 00:32:02,923
Why don't you ladies pop in
for a quick drink
757
00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:04,759
if you're finished talking
with these fine gents.
758
00:32:04,793 --> 00:32:07,394
- Yeah, sounds like a plan.
- All right.
759
00:32:10,698 --> 00:32:12,332
- All right, excuse me.
- All right.
760
00:32:12,366 --> 00:32:13,467
- All right.
- Okay.
761
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,669
Okay.
762
00:32:14,702 --> 00:32:17,204
Last show? I thought
this was the only show.
763
00:32:18,472 --> 00:32:20,107
Don't fuck this up for me
with your negativity.
764
00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:22,376
You know what?
We actually have to go.
765
00:32:22,409 --> 00:32:25,412
Tomorrow we've got
some latex to set,
766
00:32:25,446 --> 00:32:27,181
and it takes so...
It's a process.
767
00:32:27,214 --> 00:32:28,683
Maybe we'll see you guys there.
768
00:32:28,716 --> 00:32:30,752
- Maybe.
- Yeah, yeah. For sure.
769
00:32:30,785 --> 00:32:32,654
All right. Okay.
770
00:32:32,687 --> 00:32:35,088
You know what? Uh, you should
have the backpack.
771
00:32:35,122 --> 00:32:36,256
- You should have it.
- Oh, no.
772
00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:37,659
'Cause it'll look better on you.
773
00:32:37,692 --> 00:32:40,327
And they're giving out a...
They're giving out a ton...
774
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,095
Oh, you know, I don't need that.
775
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,497
- I don't need it.
- No, I insist.
776
00:32:43,531 --> 00:32:44,498
I'll take the backpack.
777
00:32:44,532 --> 00:32:45,966
- Take the backpack.
- Thank you.
778
00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:47,034
No. No, big deal.
779
00:32:47,067 --> 00:32:48,335
- Thanks. See ya.
- All right.
780
00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:51,972
What? She... She looked like
she wanted it.
781
00:32:52,005 --> 00:32:53,240
That's
fucking hideous.
782
00:32:53,273 --> 00:32:54,542
It's fucking rad and I like it.
783
00:32:54,576 --> 00:32:56,611
You put me through this shit,
I get the backpack.
784
00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:01,850
Hey, Mr. Bartender.
785
00:33:01,883 --> 00:33:04,919
Hey. Well, I don't have
much left in terms of drinks.
786
00:33:04,953 --> 00:33:07,421
But I can make you ladies
a couple double vodka Red Bulls.
787
00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:09,189
Sounds good to me.
788
00:33:09,223 --> 00:33:11,124
You know that stuff
makes us a little wild.
789
00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,093
I don't know
what you're talking about.
790
00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:14,127
Here you go.
791
00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:15,028
Thanks.
792
00:33:16,063 --> 00:33:17,097
Chindon.
793
00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:18,065
Salud.
794
00:33:18,098 --> 00:33:19,399
Mazel tov!
795
00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:25,405
You know, I'm so stoked
you ladies enjoyed the show.
796
00:33:25,439 --> 00:33:27,809
As you know, I've been
acting in film for a while,
797
00:33:27,842 --> 00:33:30,845
but I feel like now the theater
is calling my name.
798
00:33:30,879 --> 00:33:32,312
Oh, yeah. Sounds like it.
799
00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:35,115
It's like when I was playing
assassin number two in Tower Heist.
800
00:33:35,148 --> 00:33:37,317
Ben Stiller turned to me
and he said,
801
00:33:37,351 --> 00:33:38,753
"I bet you'd be great
in the theater."
802
00:33:38,786 --> 00:33:40,955
Oh, my goodness,
that's impressive.
803
00:33:40,989 --> 00:33:42,456
Right? It's like...
804
00:33:42,489 --> 00:33:44,859
♪ When you've been
given the gift
805
00:33:44,893 --> 00:33:47,327
♪ Of song
806
00:33:47,361 --> 00:33:50,264
♪ It seems so wrong... ♪
807
00:33:50,297 --> 00:33:52,099
Not to be bestow it
upon the people.
808
00:33:53,935 --> 00:33:55,537
Ben Stiller knows.
809
00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:57,337
It takes talent
to recognize talent.
810
00:33:57,605 --> 00:33:58,640
Totally.
811
00:33:58,673 --> 00:34:00,708
Are we really talking
about Zoolander right now?
812
00:34:00,742 --> 00:34:01,609
Can he even sing?
813
00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:02,911
Well, feel free
to finish your drinks.
814
00:34:02,944 --> 00:34:04,879
And I hope you ladies
enjoy San Diego.
815
00:34:04,913 --> 00:34:07,347
Oh, so you're taking off?
816
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:08,583
That's a shocker.
817
00:34:08,616 --> 00:34:09,918
Well, you know,
few of the fellas
818
00:34:09,951 --> 00:34:12,119
and valued cast members
are going out on this yacht.
819
00:34:12,152 --> 00:34:15,890
I would invite you ladies, I really
would, but there just... Just isn't room.
820
00:34:15,924 --> 00:34:18,960
Oh. That's fine, I guess.
821
00:34:18,993 --> 00:34:21,829
Yeah, sounds like space would be
really tight on a yacht.
822
00:34:21,863 --> 00:34:24,164
Yes. Treasure's ex-husband
owns it.
823
00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,366
He's a bigwig at Google.
824
00:34:27,501 --> 00:34:29,837
Sounds positively teensy.
825
00:34:29,871 --> 00:34:32,674
But you're gonna get us passes
to Comic Con, right?
826
00:34:32,707 --> 00:34:35,309
- And we'll see you later, right?
- Possibly.
827
00:34:35,342 --> 00:34:36,878
My plans are a little up
in the air right now,
828
00:34:36,911 --> 00:34:39,981
but I gotta spend a little time
with the Law and Justice fam.
829
00:34:40,014 --> 00:34:42,884
In regards to the passes
for the convention center...
830
00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:45,587
I'd get you passes,
I really would, but the truth is
831
00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:48,488
I don't have any,
because technically...
832
00:34:49,189 --> 00:34:51,059
This isn't a Comic Con event.
833
00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:52,627
No shit.
834
00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:54,896
So, you're just gonna leave?
835
00:34:54,929 --> 00:34:56,263
Oh, no, I'm gonna
finish this drink,
836
00:34:56,296 --> 00:34:57,532
and then I'm gonna leave.
837
00:34:57,565 --> 00:34:59,266
So, what you're saying is
you don't have passes
838
00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:02,302
and we drove three hours to
technically not go to Comic Con?
839
00:35:02,336 --> 00:35:04,237
So great to see you ladies.
840
00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:06,139
Oh, and you know,
I'm up for the dad
841
00:35:06,173 --> 00:35:07,709
in Dirty Dancing: The Musical.
842
00:35:07,742 --> 00:35:10,044
And it's a national tour,
so I'm gonna be pretty...
843
00:35:12,013 --> 00:35:13,347
I'm gonna be pretty busy.
844
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:14,916
But hopefully,
we can reconnect in LA,
845
00:35:14,949 --> 00:35:16,884
and maybe I can get you in
for a rehearsal.
846
00:35:16,918 --> 00:35:21,188
I mean, like, nobody puts baby
in a corner, right?
847
00:35:21,221 --> 00:35:22,590
Yeah, sure.
848
00:35:23,256 --> 00:35:24,124
Be safe.
849
00:35:24,424 --> 00:35:25,660
Bye...
850
00:35:28,763 --> 00:35:29,764
Uh...
851
00:35:30,364 --> 00:35:31,431
Hmm.
852
00:35:34,569 --> 00:35:36,571
Can you believe
that fucking guy?
853
00:35:36,604 --> 00:35:39,272
"There's not enough room
on a yacht."
854
00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:40,708
You gotta be joking.
855
00:35:40,742 --> 00:35:44,012
Well, at least we got
this dope-ass backpack now.
856
00:35:44,045 --> 00:35:45,847
I feel like I'm one of them.
857
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,482
A nerd, Brooklyn,
I'm blending in.
858
00:35:48,516 --> 00:35:50,518
I love it!
859
00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:51,986
Like, what are we
supposed to do now?
860
00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:54,321
I drove three and a half hours
for me not to get a boyfriend,
861
00:35:54,354 --> 00:35:55,690
and not to get fucked.
862
00:35:55,723 --> 00:35:57,025
Like he was ever gonna be
your boyfriend.
863
00:35:57,058 --> 00:35:59,292
He's just some loser PE teacher
who played
864
00:35:59,326 --> 00:36:02,096
assassin number something in
some movie that nobody ever saw.
865
00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:03,665
Well, actually, now
that I think about it,
866
00:36:03,698 --> 00:36:05,633
Damon and I saw it, and I
don't recall him being in it.
867
00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:06,968
But that's not the point.
868
00:36:07,001 --> 00:36:09,037
You were probably too busy
sucking his dick to notice.
869
00:36:09,771 --> 00:36:11,539
He could've been my boyfriend.
870
00:36:11,572 --> 00:36:12,974
He was giving me
all the right signals.
871
00:36:13,007 --> 00:36:15,242
He was flirting with me...
Like, do I look bad?
872
00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:16,476
No. Jesus!
873
00:36:16,511 --> 00:36:18,112
Why is this always about you?
874
00:36:18,146 --> 00:36:20,715
We look hot, and we didn't come
all this fucking way
875
00:36:20,748 --> 00:36:22,150
to sit on our asses
with the cast
876
00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:23,618
of some shitty parody musical
877
00:36:23,651 --> 00:36:25,385
that shouldn't even be
a musical.
878
00:36:25,419 --> 00:36:27,320
I mean, who sings songs
about rape kits?
879
00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:28,856
Who writes this shit?
880
00:36:29,489 --> 00:36:30,792
I guess you're right.
881
00:36:32,026 --> 00:36:33,393
Well, what do
you wanna do, then?
882
00:36:33,427 --> 00:36:35,730
I don't really wanna go back
to our bum hotel.
883
00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:37,431
Let's get white girl wasted.
884
00:36:37,464 --> 00:36:40,101
Fuck these losers,
fuck these stupid men.
885
00:36:40,134 --> 00:36:41,468
They're a waste of our time.
886
00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:43,905
This is all about
female empowerment!
887
00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:48,475
Wow, you're bordering
out of control.
888
00:36:48,509 --> 00:36:50,745
It's like I'm looking in the
mirror, and I'm seeing myself.
889
00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:52,479
And?
890
00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:54,849
I kinda like it.
891
00:36:54,882 --> 00:36:56,617
♪ Hey, yo,
we party like a Jenner
892
00:36:56,651 --> 00:36:59,153
♪ I pulled her off of Tinder
Was a hot girl summer
893
00:36:59,187 --> 00:37:00,788
♪ It's a bad bitch winner
894
00:37:00,822 --> 00:37:02,456
♪ I'm a cute boy
You see me
895
00:37:02,489 --> 00:37:03,758
♪ Flirt with the Yeezys
896
00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:04,992
♪ Like the way you tease me
897
00:37:05,026 --> 00:37:06,694
♪ I'mma hate it
when you leave me
898
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,361
♪ Here's the new martini
899
00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:09,564
♪ What'd you say your name was?
900
00:37:09,597 --> 00:37:11,264
♪ Only thing we got in common
901
00:37:11,298 --> 00:37:13,034
♪ Really is the same buzz
902
00:37:13,067 --> 00:37:13,768
♪ What a struggle
903
00:37:13,801 --> 00:37:15,069
♪ We might get in trouble
904
00:37:15,103 --> 00:37:16,604
♪ I'm playing games
like a puzzle
905
00:37:16,637 --> 00:37:18,139
♪ She getting paid
just to cuddle
906
00:37:18,172 --> 00:37:19,107
♪ While I'm young
907
00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:20,808
♪ I'm drunk in the city
with the angels
908
00:37:20,842 --> 00:37:22,076
♪ And she tryna get these jeans
909
00:37:22,110 --> 00:37:23,711
♪ So make sure
you hit the angles
910
00:37:23,745 --> 00:37:26,581
♪ Hot, el fuego
We dippin' like it's queso
911
00:37:26,614 --> 00:37:29,550
♪ You do what I say so Might
fuck around in San Diego... ♪
912
00:37:29,584 --> 00:37:31,219
Excuse me. Sorry.
913
00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:32,252
Excuse me.
914
00:37:32,285 --> 00:37:33,487
There's a list guy.
915
00:37:33,521 --> 00:37:34,822
Oh, please, I got this.
916
00:37:35,455 --> 00:37:37,290
I love your outfit.
917
00:37:37,324 --> 00:37:39,493
You have sensational style.
918
00:37:39,527 --> 00:37:41,062
I don't think he's gonna
let us in, Brooklyn.
919
00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,630
Maybe we should go
somewhere else.
920
00:37:42,663 --> 00:37:44,264
Of course he will.
I love the gays.
921
00:37:44,297 --> 00:37:45,600
All my best friends are gay.
922
00:37:45,633 --> 00:37:47,467
I was on the Kiehl's
Gay Pride float
923
00:37:47,501 --> 00:37:49,469
for the past four years
in a row, Hannah.
924
00:37:49,504 --> 00:37:51,304
I'm basically
an honorary gay man.
925
00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:52,439
Whatever you say.
926
00:37:52,472 --> 00:37:53,775
Can I help you?
927
00:37:53,808 --> 00:37:54,509
Hi! Yes.
928
00:37:54,542 --> 00:37:56,511
There are two of us.
929
00:37:56,544 --> 00:37:57,645
Are you a model?
930
00:37:57,678 --> 00:37:59,247
I swear I've seen you before.
931
00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:00,748
Maybe Twist in Miami?
932
00:38:00,782 --> 00:38:03,785
Yeah, you two need to
get in line. Thanks.
933
00:38:03,818 --> 00:38:05,352
And you can't
bring that in here.
934
00:38:05,385 --> 00:38:06,587
Because it may
contain contraband?
935
00:38:06,621 --> 00:38:07,655
Mmm-hmm, because it's hideous.
936
00:38:07,688 --> 00:38:09,389
But it was a gift to us.
937
00:38:09,422 --> 00:38:10,958
Kind sir, what is your name?
938
00:38:10,992 --> 00:38:11,926
Reggie.
939
00:38:11,959 --> 00:38:15,328
Reggie, we drove
all the way from Los Angeles
940
00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:18,065
to go on a date with a guy
who basically ditched us.
941
00:38:18,099 --> 00:38:19,700
I just wanna go in there
and charge my phone.
942
00:38:19,734 --> 00:38:21,969
Fine. Whatever.
943
00:38:22,003 --> 00:38:23,671
Just see the cashier
on your left.
944
00:38:24,172 --> 00:38:25,173
Cashier?
945
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:26,908
We have to pay?
946
00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:28,810
No. I think
you misunderstood.
947
00:38:28,843 --> 00:38:31,979
I think it's a $10 cover. Each.
948
00:38:32,013 --> 00:38:33,047
Ten dollars?
949
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,749
Dude, come on. I don't wanna
keep walking around.
950
00:38:34,782 --> 00:38:36,017
My feet are starting to hurt.
951
00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:36,751
But, sir,
952
00:38:36,784 --> 00:38:38,920
or... Reggie.
953
00:38:38,953 --> 00:38:42,757
I've never paid to enter
any premises in my entire life.
954
00:38:42,790 --> 00:38:44,792
Usually people pay me
for my presence.
955
00:38:45,358 --> 00:38:46,627
I'm an influencer.
956
00:38:46,661 --> 00:38:49,297
Okay, that might work
in Los Angeles, ma'am,
957
00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,531
but this is San Diego.
958
00:38:50,565 --> 00:38:52,667
"Ma'am"?
959
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,501
How old do you think I am?
960
00:38:54,535 --> 00:38:56,137
We're basically the same age!
961
00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:57,271
Okay.
962
00:38:57,305 --> 00:38:58,906
- Ugh!
- What's up, Reg?
963
00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:00,340
Hey, Ramon, how are you doing?
964
00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:01,876
You looking all flawed, man!
965
00:39:01,909 --> 00:39:04,411
Looking all Versace Hachi
right there, man.
966
00:39:04,444 --> 00:39:06,180
Stop it. Oh, my God.
967
00:39:06,214 --> 00:39:07,380
Oh, you shut up, man.
968
00:39:08,516 --> 00:39:10,117
Yo, these lovely ladies
are with us.
969
00:39:10,151 --> 00:39:11,185
You know I got tables.
970
00:39:11,919 --> 00:39:13,554
Hey, anything for you, Ramon.
971
00:39:13,588 --> 00:39:14,956
- You ready to go?
- Uh-huh.
972
00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:17,457
Do you see that?
973
00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:18,793
He called us "girls."
974
00:39:18,826 --> 00:39:21,662
I'm not a "ma'am." I'm not old!
975
00:39:21,696 --> 00:39:23,998
See if I see you on
the Kiehl's float next year.
976
00:39:24,031 --> 00:39:26,000
Hey, get inside
before I change my mind, ma'am.
977
00:39:34,976 --> 00:39:37,912
What the fuck
are these people on?
978
00:39:37,945 --> 00:39:40,848
Whatever it is, I hope
it makes them better looking.
979
00:39:40,882 --> 00:39:43,351
No wonder they have
that guy outside.
980
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:45,186
It's false advertising.
981
00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:48,322
Yo, so many honeys
in this spot tonight.
982
00:39:48,356 --> 00:39:50,892
And we landed the baddest two
looking right here.
983
00:39:51,259 --> 00:39:52,193
Oh!
984
00:39:58,498 --> 00:39:59,934
Unbelievable!
985
00:39:59,967 --> 00:40:02,069
Let me introduce you
to my crew.
986
00:40:02,103 --> 00:40:03,436
This is Charlie,
987
00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:05,039
that's Tony Montana,
988
00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:06,007
that's TJ,
989
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,441
and that's my boy, Playboy Adam.
990
00:40:10,111 --> 00:40:11,078
Hi.
991
00:40:11,112 --> 00:40:12,213
Ugh.
992
00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:15,650
Shot, shot, shot, shot!
993
00:40:15,683 --> 00:40:17,151
Load it up, load it up.
994
00:40:19,654 --> 00:40:20,922
I feel better.
995
00:40:34,101 --> 00:40:35,136
Hey.
996
00:40:35,169 --> 00:40:36,570
Hey. Hi!
997
00:40:36,604 --> 00:40:37,772
Hi!
998
00:40:37,805 --> 00:40:39,774
I'm so sorry, I know
this is, like, so random,
999
00:40:39,807 --> 00:40:40,875
but are you Hannah,
1000
00:40:40,908 --> 00:40:42,543
from the Parsippany-Troy Hills?
1001
00:40:42,576 --> 00:40:44,946
Oh, yeah. That's me.
1002
00:40:44,979 --> 00:40:47,447
Yeah! Oh, my God, I told you!
1003
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,616
I told you it was her.
1004
00:40:48,649 --> 00:40:51,484
Um, I'm Kelsey,
and this is my BFF, Delia.
1005
00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:52,720
And we're like...
1006
00:40:52,753 --> 00:40:55,323
We're like... We're huge fans.
1007
00:40:55,356 --> 00:40:57,391
Oh, that's so sweet.
1008
00:40:57,425 --> 00:40:59,459
I'm Hannah, obviously.
1009
00:40:59,492 --> 00:41:01,228
And that's
my best friend Brooklyn.
1010
00:41:01,262 --> 00:41:02,196
Oh, my God, hi!
1011
00:41:02,229 --> 00:41:05,199
So, you're not based
in New Jersey?
1012
00:41:05,232 --> 00:41:06,466
No, not anymore.
1013
00:41:06,499 --> 00:41:09,203
We moved here officially from
New York a couple weeks ago.
1014
00:41:09,236 --> 00:41:11,238
I'm getting into other sides
of production,
1015
00:41:11,272 --> 00:41:13,441
and she's a blogger
and a screenwriter.
1016
00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:14,508
Influencer.
1017
00:41:14,542 --> 00:41:16,377
Awesome! You go, girl.
1018
00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:17,511
That is so cool!
1019
00:41:17,545 --> 00:41:19,914
Ladies, why don't you all come
join me and my boys?
1020
00:41:19,947 --> 00:41:22,616
We have a ton of room.
Y'all can drink from my bottle.
1021
00:41:22,650 --> 00:41:25,485
- What are you, like, a promoter?
- Promoter?
1022
00:41:25,519 --> 00:41:27,388
I'm an entrepreneur, baby.
1023
00:41:27,421 --> 00:41:28,622
God, no, this is good.
1024
00:41:28,656 --> 00:41:29,724
Entrepreneur?
1025
00:41:29,757 --> 00:41:31,092
Entrepreneur.
1026
00:41:31,125 --> 00:41:34,428
Hey, so, can your friend
take a photo of us?
1027
00:41:34,462 --> 00:41:36,697
I really... I wanna post it
on the 'Gram.
1028
00:41:36,731 --> 00:41:38,799
- Sure.
- Oh, great. Great.
1029
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,334
Okay.
1030
00:41:41,802 --> 00:41:42,970
Say cheese!
1031
00:41:43,004 --> 00:41:45,139
Parsippany Hills!
1032
00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:46,807
Cool?
1033
00:41:46,841 --> 00:41:49,276
- Oh, my God, it's so good!
- Right?
1034
00:41:49,310 --> 00:41:51,579
Maybe we can all take one
together, actually.
1035
00:41:51,612 --> 00:41:54,281
Hashtag "more beautiful
in person"?
1036
00:41:54,315 --> 00:41:56,684
I think actually
hashtag "new best friend."
1037
00:41:56,717 --> 00:41:59,153
Yay! Oh, my God,
we're like besties now.
1038
00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:00,921
Aren't you gonna introduce us
to your friends?
1039
00:42:00,955 --> 00:42:02,089
Those aren't our friends.
1040
00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:05,626
I'm Kelsey and this is Delia.
1041
00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:07,194
Um, hey, look.
1042
00:42:07,228 --> 00:42:08,963
I'm sorry, I know
this is very...
1043
00:42:08,996 --> 00:42:11,065
You're like, "Who is this girl?"
1044
00:42:11,098 --> 00:42:13,901
but do you wanna go to
another, another bar?
1045
00:42:13,934 --> 00:42:16,470
I mean,
these guys are, like, lame!
1046
00:42:16,505 --> 00:42:19,040
And I'm pretty sure that one of them
is, like, a drug dealer.
1047
00:42:19,073 --> 00:42:20,509
Something we can all agree.
1048
00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:21,942
Uh, I mean, yeah.
1049
00:42:21,976 --> 00:42:24,712
Yeah, I guess.
Uh, what do you think, B?
1050
00:42:24,745 --> 00:42:26,914
And leave
our awesome benefactors?
1051
00:42:26,947 --> 00:42:28,349
Gee, I'm not sure.
1052
00:42:28,849 --> 00:42:30,084
What's up, baby,
1053
00:42:30,117 --> 00:42:32,053
you still giving that lap dance
you promised me?
1054
00:42:33,187 --> 00:42:35,122
You know what, I'm ready to dip.
1055
00:42:35,156 --> 00:42:37,558
Pretty sure I saw that guy
slip something in your drink.
1056
00:42:37,591 --> 00:42:39,960
So, um...
1057
00:42:39,994 --> 00:42:42,163
I'm really sorry, but we're
gonna have to get going.
1058
00:42:42,196 --> 00:42:44,365
My herpes is
starting to flare up.
1059
00:42:44,398 --> 00:42:45,299
Sorry, guys.
1060
00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:47,601
Yo, I got it, too.
Don't worry about that.
1061
00:42:47,635 --> 00:42:48,869
Where are they going?
1062
00:42:48,903 --> 00:42:50,171
They're going to the bathroom.
Now you done scared them, man.
1063
00:42:50,204 --> 00:42:52,039
They were smoking hot, for real.
1064
00:42:52,073 --> 00:42:54,842
Man, I got a pack of rhino pills
ready to use.
1065
00:42:54,875 --> 00:42:57,278
Ugh,
are we almost there?
1066
00:42:57,311 --> 00:42:59,413
My feet hurt,
and I need a Band-Aid.
1067
00:42:59,447 --> 00:43:01,882
When my feet were bothering me,
you didn't care.
1068
00:43:01,916 --> 00:43:03,384
It's just up the street.
1069
00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:05,653
Yeah, it's just
up the street so... Hannah,
1070
00:43:05,686 --> 00:43:07,121
what's it like being famous?
1071
00:43:07,154 --> 00:43:08,523
Do you just get everything
that you want?
1072
00:43:08,557 --> 00:43:11,125
I mean, it's not really
much of anything, to be honest.
1073
00:43:11,158 --> 00:43:12,760
It's been a really long time.
1074
00:43:12,793 --> 00:43:15,329
Well, it's gotta be
awesome, right?
1075
00:43:15,362 --> 00:43:18,265
What happened with Gino?
Is he still your boyfriend?
1076
00:43:18,299 --> 00:43:21,102
No, she dates a real winner now.
1077
00:43:21,135 --> 00:43:22,002
Damon.
1078
00:43:22,036 --> 00:43:23,137
Damon the demon.
1079
00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:25,673
No, Gino and I broke up
a while ago.
1080
00:43:25,706 --> 00:43:27,074
Actually, he's gay,
1081
00:43:27,108 --> 00:43:29,343
and the producer just wanted us
to pretend like we dated.
1082
00:43:29,376 --> 00:43:30,611
No way!
1083
00:43:30,644 --> 00:43:31,846
Stop!
1084
00:43:31,879 --> 00:43:34,215
I totally thought
he was gay TBH,
1085
00:43:34,248 --> 00:43:36,917
because, like, the way he talked
about the thong-toed sandals.
1086
00:43:36,951 --> 00:43:38,919
I was like... I know.
1087
00:43:38,953 --> 00:43:41,255
Did she just say "TBH"
like it was an actual word?
1088
00:43:41,288 --> 00:43:43,023
Hey, but your new boyfriend
1089
00:43:43,057 --> 00:43:44,959
has gotta be like super dreamy.
1090
00:43:44,992 --> 00:43:46,561
I mean, look at you,
you're such a catch,
1091
00:43:46,595 --> 00:43:48,129
and you're all famous and stuff.
1092
00:43:48,162 --> 00:43:50,698
Yeah, why haven't we seen him
on your IG account?
1093
00:43:50,731 --> 00:43:52,366
Yeah, how come?
1094
00:43:52,399 --> 00:43:54,902
Uh, he doesn't like me to post photos
of us together on the Internet.
1095
00:43:54,935 --> 00:43:57,438
And besides, I'm a pretty
private person, so...
1096
00:43:57,471 --> 00:44:00,674
- Yeah, totally, that's it.
- Just shut up already, Brooklyn!
1097
00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:01,742
He's okay.
1098
00:44:01,775 --> 00:44:03,144
He's just
a little controlling...
1099
00:44:03,177 --> 00:44:04,678
And it's only
because he loves me.
1100
00:44:04,712 --> 00:44:07,114
And he's acting,
and it's not good for his image.
1101
00:44:07,148 --> 00:44:08,749
That's what he said
his manager said.
1102
00:44:08,782 --> 00:44:13,187
His manager at Sky Bar,
where he works every night?
1103
00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:15,557
Um, do either of you ladies
have a boyfriend?
1104
00:44:15,590 --> 00:44:18,392
Yeah, actually, that's
where we're going right now.
1105
00:44:18,893 --> 00:44:20,494
His name's Andrew,
1106
00:44:20,529 --> 00:44:23,030
and he works at this really cool
bar up here. It's, like, hella cool.
1107
00:44:23,063 --> 00:44:24,298
- Oh, nice.
- Super cool.
1108
00:44:24,331 --> 00:44:26,100
Yeah. And, you know,
he's actually an actor, too.
1109
00:44:26,133 --> 00:44:27,735
And he's researching
for this, like,
1110
00:44:27,768 --> 00:44:29,403
really big movie
role right now
1111
00:44:29,436 --> 00:44:33,040
where he totally has to completely
ignore his girlfriend for research.
1112
00:44:33,073 --> 00:44:35,510
Uh, how long has
he been researching?
1113
00:44:35,544 --> 00:44:37,311
Um, three months.
1114
00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:39,180
Yeah, he's really,
really dedicated.
1115
00:44:39,213 --> 00:44:41,949
He's kind of like
Daniel Day-Lewis.
1116
00:44:41,982 --> 00:44:44,218
Are you guys
seriously this naive?
1117
00:44:44,586 --> 00:44:46,020
Oh, my God!
1118
00:44:48,422 --> 00:44:53,427
Hey, babe! Babe!
Hi, babe! Hi.
1119
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:55,896
Is she having some
sort of muscle spasm?
1120
00:44:55,930 --> 00:44:58,165
- Be nice.
- That's right.
1121
00:44:58,199 --> 00:44:59,833
- What can I get you?
- What?
1122
00:44:59,867 --> 00:45:01,368
No. Hello?
1123
00:45:01,735 --> 00:45:03,137
- Hi.
- Hi.
1124
00:45:03,170 --> 00:45:04,338
What can I get you?
1125
00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:07,509
These are my friends, babe,
my new friends.
1126
00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:10,110
Do you remember that
show Parsippany-Troy Hills
1127
00:45:10,144 --> 00:45:12,313
that I was, like,
totally obsessed with?
1128
00:45:12,346 --> 00:45:13,214
No.
1129
00:45:14,081 --> 00:45:16,083
You're so silly.
1130
00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:18,352
You're such a silly billy.
Of course you do.
1131
00:45:18,385 --> 00:45:20,721
Remember Hannah?
She's here.
1132
00:45:20,754 --> 00:45:22,624
I mean, isn't that wild?
1133
00:45:22,657 --> 00:45:24,024
Can you even?
1134
00:45:24,058 --> 00:45:26,460
- I can't even.
- I know, right?
1135
00:45:26,493 --> 00:45:28,462
It's crazy.
1136
00:45:29,897 --> 00:45:31,966
Anyway, I want to
buy them all a drink.
1137
00:45:31,999 --> 00:45:35,069
And by "buy," you mean you want me
to give it to you for free, right?
1138
00:45:37,805 --> 00:45:40,609
Oh, baby,
you're so funny.
1139
00:45:40,642 --> 00:45:43,678
Don't make me go all
medieval on your ass.
1140
00:45:45,479 --> 00:45:49,416
Baby. Honey? Baby.
1141
00:45:51,485 --> 00:45:53,220
He's very busy,
1142
00:45:53,254 --> 00:45:54,955
- but he'll be back.
- Yeah.
1143
00:45:54,989 --> 00:45:56,290
He always comes back.
1144
00:45:56,323 --> 00:45:59,026
- Always.
- It's a bar. He has to.
1145
00:45:59,059 --> 00:46:00,461
No. No, it's not an issue.
1146
00:46:00,494 --> 00:46:02,763
I should probably start
hydrating at this point anyway.
1147
00:46:02,796 --> 00:46:05,132
I'm not a big drinker, so.
1148
00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:07,801
You did not smash your phone
in a crime of passion.
1149
00:46:07,835 --> 00:46:09,336
No, no, no.
That's nonsense.
1150
00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:13,642
I'll get the girl bartender-ress.
She'll get us a drink.
1151
00:46:13,675 --> 00:46:15,309
Girl, girl.
1152
00:46:15,342 --> 00:46:16,611
Hi, girl.
1153
00:46:16,645 --> 00:46:19,514
Can we have four shots for me and my...
Oh, that's so perfect.
1154
00:46:19,547 --> 00:46:20,881
Thank you so much.
1155
00:46:20,914 --> 00:46:22,149
Thank you.
1156
00:46:22,182 --> 00:46:26,721
Oh, she recognized you.
We really should shift.
1157
00:46:26,755 --> 00:46:28,556
- Here you go.
- Okay.
1158
00:46:28,590 --> 00:46:32,527
- What should we cheers to?
- To friends.
1159
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,997
To best friends,
Hannah and Blankton.
1160
00:46:37,031 --> 00:46:39,266
- It's Brooklyn.
- Right. Yeah, the blogger.
1161
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,835
- Influencer.
- Okay, just cheers.
1162
00:46:42,704 --> 00:46:43,804
Cheers.
1163
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:46,840
- Oh.
- Ugh!
1164
00:46:46,874 --> 00:46:47,841
Whoo!
1165
00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:48,942
What was that?
1166
00:46:48,976 --> 00:46:50,978
Oh, my God.
We have to take a picture.
1167
00:46:51,011 --> 00:46:52,547
- Was that...
- We need a photo.
1168
00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:55,949
- We look good.
- Good, is my poof okay?
1169
00:46:56,917 --> 00:46:57,818
Oh, my God!
1170
00:46:57,851 --> 00:46:59,688
I'm gonna caption
this one
1171
00:46:59,721 --> 00:47:03,558
"hashtag, that shot life."
1172
00:47:03,591 --> 00:47:06,327
But with the "Y"
but not an "I."
1173
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,697
That's so chill!
Nobody's ever done that.
1174
00:47:08,730 --> 00:47:12,099
That's, like, the most
original thing I ever heard of.
1175
00:47:12,132 --> 00:47:14,736
- Um, do you have to pee?
- I do have to pee.
1176
00:47:14,769 --> 00:47:17,871
I have to pee so badly.
Do you guys have to pee?
1177
00:47:17,905 --> 00:47:20,040
- I'm good.
- We'll just wait here.
1178
00:47:20,074 --> 00:47:20,974
- Okay.
- Okay.
1179
00:47:21,008 --> 00:47:22,544
Cool.
I'll miss you so much.
1180
00:47:22,577 --> 00:47:24,579
- Bye.
- Bye.
1181
00:47:25,179 --> 00:47:26,815
Oh, my God, dude.
1182
00:47:26,847 --> 00:47:29,249
Those girls are
so fucking dumb.
1183
00:47:29,283 --> 00:47:32,019
I came here to be with you,
not these fucking children.
1184
00:47:32,052 --> 00:47:33,822
Oh, my God, stop.
1185
00:47:33,854 --> 00:47:35,255
What, are you jealous
1186
00:47:35,289 --> 00:47:37,991
that someone's actually giving me
attention for once instead of you?
1187
00:47:38,025 --> 00:47:43,531
No, that's not it. I just...
I don't get you sometimes.
1188
00:47:43,565 --> 00:47:46,867
You're the one who dragged me to
fucking San Diego in the first place.
1189
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:49,771
Now you're mad that I actually
scored us some plans?
1190
00:47:49,804 --> 00:47:52,373
Like, I'm sorry that we didn't stay
to hang out with the drug dealers
1191
00:47:52,406 --> 00:47:56,243
or go on some yacht to hang out with
the cast of Shit Dick: The Musical.
1192
00:47:56,276 --> 00:47:58,011
You know what?
Whatever, Hannah.
1193
00:47:58,045 --> 00:48:00,648
Why don't you just run along with your
little butt buddies to the bathroom?
1194
00:48:00,682 --> 00:48:04,652
Maybe you could finger bang each other and
let them massage your massive ego some more.
1195
00:48:04,686 --> 00:48:06,420
Relieve your glory days!
1196
00:48:06,453 --> 00:48:08,922
You know what? Maybe I will.
Get it together.
1197
00:48:08,956 --> 00:48:10,525
You're being a fucking bitch.
1198
00:48:19,534 --> 00:48:23,137
- Can I buy you a drink?
- Moi?
1199
00:48:23,170 --> 00:48:24,972
No, that girl
right behind you.
1200
00:48:26,006 --> 00:48:28,041
Yeah, you.
1201
00:48:28,075 --> 00:48:31,111
I'm flattered, but I would feel kind of weird
'cause I just came here with your girlfriend.
1202
00:48:31,145 --> 00:48:32,913
- So...
- That's not my girlfriend.
1203
00:48:32,946 --> 00:48:36,016
She's just some crazy desperate
chick who keeps showing up here.
1204
00:48:36,049 --> 00:48:37,117
Occasionally we fuck.
1205
00:48:37,151 --> 00:48:39,453
Oh, you have
a real way with words.
1206
00:48:39,486 --> 00:48:42,022
Whatever. I'm honest.
1207
00:48:42,055 --> 00:48:45,560
These girls are annoying as
all hell and you think so, too.
1208
00:48:45,593 --> 00:48:48,429
- You don't know me.
- You want it or not.
1209
00:48:48,462 --> 00:48:51,666
Fine.
But nothing dark, please,
1210
00:48:51,699 --> 00:48:53,768
because I don't do well with
anything that's not clear.
1211
00:48:54,268 --> 00:48:55,837
Whiskey it is, then.
1212
00:48:55,870 --> 00:48:57,539
Oh, okay.
1213
00:49:04,178 --> 00:49:05,979
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1214
00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:11,686
Ugh!
1215
00:49:15,557 --> 00:49:16,691
Oh.
1216
00:49:16,724 --> 00:49:18,492
And then he told me that
he liked my dog better than me
1217
00:49:18,526 --> 00:49:20,662
because my dog didn't talk.
1218
00:49:20,695 --> 00:49:23,665
- And I was like...
- They'll talk soon.
1219
00:49:28,168 --> 00:49:29,938
What the fuck are you doing?
1220
00:49:29,970 --> 00:49:32,105
- Just taking shots.
- Are you hitting on my man?
1221
00:49:32,139 --> 00:49:33,373
Ew! Absolutely not.
1222
00:49:33,407 --> 00:49:36,243
Yes, you are. I know when
you're hitting on my man
1223
00:49:36,276 --> 00:49:37,512
and you're hitting
on him now.
1224
00:49:37,545 --> 00:49:39,681
Trust me, I would never
hit on that guy.
1225
00:49:39,714 --> 00:49:42,449
Nobody hits on my man
and gets away with it.
1226
00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:44,485
- No, I'm sure she...
- No, don't get involved.
1227
00:49:44,519 --> 00:49:45,986
She put the last girl
in the hospital.
1228
00:49:46,019 --> 00:49:47,087
How many times
has this happened?
1229
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,989
What are you
gonna do about it? Huh?
1230
00:49:49,022 --> 00:49:50,224
What you gonna do about it?
1231
00:49:50,257 --> 00:49:52,560
For starters, he's clearly
not your boyfriend.
1232
00:49:52,594 --> 00:49:55,195
He just said so.
Also, I think he's hideous.
1233
00:49:55,229 --> 00:49:56,263
I only date hot guys.
1234
00:49:56,296 --> 00:49:57,765
Oh, Jesus.
Here we go.
1235
00:49:57,799 --> 00:49:58,666
You bitch.
1236
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:00,969
Oh!
1237
00:50:04,639 --> 00:50:07,374
You better run,
you big titty, cocky...
1238
00:50:07,407 --> 00:50:08,843
I'm going to call
the cops again.
1239
00:50:08,877 --> 00:50:11,646
You better. With your
hair and your teeth...
1240
00:50:11,679 --> 00:50:14,883
Go, go, go, go!
Holy shit!
1241
00:50:14,916 --> 00:50:18,018
...doesn't look
like a face anymore.
1242
00:50:18,051 --> 00:50:19,521
Why'd you have to
go and do that?
1243
00:50:19,554 --> 00:50:22,055
I... I'm sorry, dude.
1244
00:50:22,089 --> 00:50:24,391
Look, I didn't mean for you
to get punched in the face.
1245
00:50:24,424 --> 00:50:25,627
That girl was out of line.
1246
00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:27,294
You couldn't just let me
have more attention
1247
00:50:27,327 --> 00:50:29,263
than you for five fucking
seconds, could you?
1248
00:50:29,296 --> 00:50:31,365
You had to go and make
a goddamn scene.
1249
00:50:31,398 --> 00:50:34,067
I'm sorry, okay?
1250
00:50:34,101 --> 00:50:37,539
Look, to be fair, you took it like a champ.
Like Ronda Rousey.
1251
00:50:37,572 --> 00:50:39,373
Except you didn't even
get knocked out.
1252
00:50:39,807 --> 00:50:41,408
Thanks, I guess.
1253
00:50:41,441 --> 00:50:45,279
Let me see you. All right.
It's not even that red yet.
1254
00:50:45,312 --> 00:50:46,681
So there's that.
1255
00:50:46,714 --> 00:50:49,082
Well, I feel like I just got
hit with a Mack truck.
1256
00:50:49,116 --> 00:50:51,118
Hey, look,
there's a pedicab.
1257
00:50:51,151 --> 00:50:52,954
Let's just take it
back to the hotel,
1258
00:50:52,987 --> 00:50:56,456
have a couple beers from the
minibar, assuming there is a minibar.
1259
00:50:56,490 --> 00:51:00,327
Otherwise, we'll just have more of
Borat's leftover champagne from the lobby.
1260
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,396
- Taxi!
- Taxi?
1261
00:51:02,429 --> 00:51:04,231
It's better than
yelling "pedi."
1262
00:51:04,264 --> 00:51:07,735
I'm only agreeing to this
because my face and my feet hurt.
1263
00:51:07,769 --> 00:51:10,437
You know, I hate pedicabs.
Are they even legal anymore?
1264
00:51:10,470 --> 00:51:12,674
Don't be such a pussy.
1265
00:51:12,707 --> 00:51:14,374
Oh, God.
1266
00:51:14,408 --> 00:51:17,612
- Hi.
- Hey, where you wanna go?
1267
00:51:17,645 --> 00:51:21,916
We are going to
the Golden West or whatever.
1268
00:51:21,950 --> 00:51:26,286
All right, just relax,
and we'll get you there soon.
1269
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,023
So how long
you've been a pedo?
1270
00:51:29,057 --> 00:51:31,960
That is a very funny joke,
you terrible bitch.
1271
00:51:36,096 --> 00:51:37,966
♪ Yeah,
it's Brooklyn and Hannah
1272
00:51:37,999 --> 00:51:40,334
♪ Bang like a hammer
Who they dressing up, glamour
1273
00:51:40,367 --> 00:51:41,869
♪ Take pics for the camera
1274
00:51:41,903 --> 00:51:44,104
♪ All night stamina
Let me go examine ya
1275
00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:46,975
♪ I know you heard about me
from Diego back to Canada
1276
00:51:47,008 --> 00:51:49,276
♪ I'mma grab a drink
Better yet, I'm double fistin'
1277
00:51:49,309 --> 00:51:51,879
♪ All these people slide
into my DMs and my mentions
1278
00:51:51,913 --> 00:51:54,314
♪ I ain't push the RAV
This cab ain't got no engine
1279
00:51:54,348 --> 00:51:56,718
♪ But we still get attention
Wait till you see my entrance
1280
00:51:56,751 --> 00:51:58,820
♪ Whoa!
Spray tan with the glow
1281
00:51:58,853 --> 00:52:01,355
♪ Shit came out a little dark
but we can go with the flow
1282
00:52:01,388 --> 00:52:03,858
♪ My ex is blowing up my phone
I wish they'd leave me alone
1283
00:52:03,891 --> 00:52:06,326
♪ I'll have another drink so
I can get the fuck in the zone
1284
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,396
♪ Stuck in the zone Pause
every time that she calls ♪
1285
00:52:25,513 --> 00:52:28,215
No, this isn't right.
This isn't the right place.
1286
00:52:28,248 --> 00:52:30,350
You said Golden West.
I brought you the Golden West.
1287
00:52:30,384 --> 00:52:34,922
I think it's the wrong one.
I don't see the janky lights.
1288
00:52:34,956 --> 00:52:37,491
Well, I don't know.
You asked me to bring you to Golden West,
1289
00:52:37,525 --> 00:52:38,893
so here we are.
1290
00:52:38,926 --> 00:52:41,495
We'll just call an Uber
when I charge my phone.
1291
00:52:41,529 --> 00:52:43,163
All right. 50 bucks.
1292
00:52:43,196 --> 00:52:44,932
- 50?
- Yeah.
1293
00:52:44,966 --> 00:52:47,535
Fine.
Fuck it. Give him the money.
1294
00:52:47,568 --> 00:52:49,202
Well, it's in the bag.
1295
00:52:49,236 --> 00:52:50,905
I gave you the back, right?
1296
00:52:50,938 --> 00:52:52,907
Yes, Brooklyn. I magically
grabbed the bag
1297
00:52:52,940 --> 00:52:56,611
after I got fucking
pummeled in the face.
1298
00:52:56,644 --> 00:53:02,784
Um, here's one dollar,
two dollars, three dollars.
1299
00:53:02,817 --> 00:53:05,285
You know what?
Here's six dollars.
1300
00:53:05,318 --> 00:53:07,454
Keep the imaginary change.
1301
00:53:07,487 --> 00:53:09,057
Put that shit away.
1302
00:53:09,090 --> 00:53:12,492
You give me $50 right now
or I'm calling the cops.
1303
00:53:12,527 --> 00:53:15,328
Why is everyone so quick
to call the fuzz here?
1304
00:53:15,362 --> 00:53:17,899
Look, sir, we left
our bag at the bar.
1305
00:53:17,932 --> 00:53:20,500
- If you just turn it around, I'm sure we'll find it.
- Yeah.
1306
00:53:20,535 --> 00:53:26,908
Listen, you stupid drunk and stupid
drunk girls, give me my money
1307
00:53:26,941 --> 00:53:28,576
or you're going
to jail right now.
1308
00:53:28,609 --> 00:53:31,179
Relax, Hannah.
He's not gonna call the cops.
1309
00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,980
He doesn't have the balls.
1310
00:53:36,684 --> 00:53:39,787
I can't believe Christian
doesn't like me.
1311
00:53:39,821 --> 00:53:40,688
Like...
1312
00:53:41,723 --> 00:53:44,692
I wasn't expecting
that at all.
1313
00:53:44,726 --> 00:53:46,627
What kind of guy
invites you somewhere
1314
00:53:46,661 --> 00:53:49,897
and then doesn't at least
give you a courtesy fuck?
1315
00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:52,332
Men are so mean.
1316
00:53:52,365 --> 00:53:54,501
Men could be
such assholes.
1317
00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:56,436
Because of my looks?
1318
00:53:56,470 --> 00:53:59,507
I can't imagine that
it would be, but is it?
1319
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:02,643
I bought this outfit
two hours before we left.
1320
00:54:02,677 --> 00:54:03,978
Should I have worn
the purple pumps?
1321
00:54:04,011 --> 00:54:06,714
Shut the fuck up, Brooklyn.
We're in prison.
1322
00:54:06,748 --> 00:54:08,549
I've never been
in prison before.
1323
00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:11,284
I don't even know how
this process works. Jesus!
1324
00:54:12,385 --> 00:54:13,921
Oh, what's happening?
1325
00:54:13,955 --> 00:54:15,757
- Are we being booked?
- No.
1326
00:54:15,790 --> 00:54:20,260
That petty cab driver was wanted all over
town for selling counterfeit Prosecco.
1327
00:54:20,293 --> 00:54:23,197
Turns out it was carbonated
formaldehyde or something.
1328
00:54:23,231 --> 00:54:26,667
We've taken him into custody.
You're free to go.
1329
00:54:28,936 --> 00:54:30,738
Oh, thank God.
1330
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,150
Thank you.
1331
00:54:42,183 --> 00:54:44,619
Do you mind if I charge my phone
for a minute so we could get a ride?
1332
00:54:44,652 --> 00:54:46,087
Sure.
1333
00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:50,691
- Um, that outlet doesn't actually work.
- Oh, good.
1334
00:54:50,725 --> 00:54:53,227
But I could charge it for you
at my desk for a second.
1335
00:54:53,261 --> 00:54:55,730
Would you look at that.
Not all heroes wear capes.
1336
00:54:55,763 --> 00:54:57,832
It sounds like you ladies
have had quite the night.
1337
00:54:57,865 --> 00:54:59,834
We're visiting from LA.
1338
00:54:59,867 --> 00:55:01,769
That's a pretty thick accent
for a California girl.
1339
00:55:01,803 --> 00:55:05,807
Oh. She's originally from Jersey,
and I'm from New York. We just moved here.
1340
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,307
Where are we right now?
1341
00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:08,543
We're in Encinitas.
1342
00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:10,077
It's right outside
of San Diego.
1343
00:55:10,111 --> 00:55:13,114
Brooklyn, doesn't Gordo
live in Encinitas?
1344
00:55:13,147 --> 00:55:14,481
- Gordo?
- Yeah.
1345
00:55:14,515 --> 00:55:17,618
That raver kid we met at Sidney's
house party years ago in SoHo.
1346
00:55:17,652 --> 00:55:19,720
He DMed you on Facebook
all the time, right?
1347
00:55:19,754 --> 00:55:22,056
Shit, you're right!
Why didn't I think of that?
1348
00:55:22,089 --> 00:55:24,457
Ah, I should hit you
in the head more often.
1349
00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:25,458
Inside joke.
1350
00:55:25,492 --> 00:55:27,528
I'm going
text him right now.
1351
00:55:27,562 --> 00:55:29,329
Yeah, I mean,
worth a shot, right?
1352
00:55:29,362 --> 00:55:32,567
Hopefully we can make one more stop
before we head back to our actual hotel.
1353
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,501
Totally.
1354
00:55:34,535 --> 00:55:36,204
Oh, that was quick.
He said, come over.
1355
00:55:36,237 --> 00:55:38,940
Sweet. Maybe we will
actually have some fun.
1356
00:55:38,973 --> 00:55:41,709
Yeah! They're probably
raging right now.
1357
00:55:41,742 --> 00:55:44,377
Hey, if you want,
I can give you both a ride.
1358
00:55:44,411 --> 00:55:45,980
Oh.
1359
00:55:47,882 --> 00:55:50,585
Well, never ridden
in a cop car before.
1360
00:55:50,618 --> 00:55:53,988
Well, hopefully there's a first
and a last time for everything.
1361
00:55:54,454 --> 00:55:55,957
Where are we?
1362
00:55:55,990 --> 00:55:58,391
Fuck if I know.
This place is weird.
1363
00:55:58,425 --> 00:55:59,994
Are you sure this is right?
1364
00:56:00,027 --> 00:56:02,495
According
to Google Maps, it is.
1365
00:56:02,530 --> 00:56:04,866
I was expecting
more of a techno-y vibe.
1366
00:56:04,899 --> 00:56:07,101
Wait, are they meditating?
1367
00:56:07,134 --> 00:56:10,238
Okay, I'm really gonna need
this dose of rough first.
1368
00:56:10,271 --> 00:56:11,772
Hey, where'd you get that?
1369
00:56:11,806 --> 00:56:13,274
I stole it
from the police station.
1370
00:56:13,307 --> 00:56:15,109
Oh, great. Petty larceny
from the police station.
1371
00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:17,812
Hashtag, great choices, Hannah.
1372
00:56:20,581 --> 00:56:23,050
Hannah. Brooklyn.
1373
00:56:23,084 --> 00:56:26,520
Wow. It is so good
to see you guys.
1374
00:56:26,554 --> 00:56:27,922
- Hi.
- Hey.
1375
00:56:27,955 --> 00:56:29,857
Shh! Got to keep our
volume down, though,
1376
00:56:29,891 --> 00:56:34,862
because if you look here, we're having
our nightly moon phase meditation.
1377
00:56:34,896 --> 00:56:37,899
You know, that's much better.
Thank you. Come here.
1378
00:56:37,932 --> 00:56:40,234
- You guys just...
- Oh, okay.
1379
00:56:40,268 --> 00:56:42,069
You guys just look un...
1380
00:56:42,103 --> 00:56:45,373
believable.
Flowers for the fortunate.
1381
00:56:45,405 --> 00:56:47,241
- Oh, for me?
- For you.
1382
00:56:47,275 --> 00:56:51,045
- Lemme see your hand.
- Ah! Spikes.
1383
00:56:52,513 --> 00:56:54,081
What the fuck?
1384
00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:12,733
I'm so sorry.
1385
00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:16,771
Oh, okay. All right.
1386
00:57:18,572 --> 00:57:21,042
- It's all love. You feel?
- Yeah.
1387
00:57:21,075 --> 00:57:22,076
Captain.
1388
00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:24,612
I want you to lead
the moon mass, mon frere.
1389
00:57:24,645 --> 00:57:27,248
This is our
revolutionary coach.
1390
00:57:27,281 --> 00:57:28,448
Also a roommate.
1391
00:57:29,283 --> 00:57:31,986
- Duality, right?
- Yeah.
1392
00:57:32,019 --> 00:57:33,154
Duality.
1393
00:57:42,663 --> 00:57:44,165
Ooh, boobies.
1394
00:57:44,198 --> 00:57:46,434
Oh, no, no, no.
We don't touch him.
1395
00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:52,106
No, thank you so much. Yeah,
that is the sacred sanctum of our home.
1396
00:57:52,139 --> 00:57:55,443
Captain's nipple god.
You heard of it?
1397
00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:57,545
- Nipple god?
- Yeah.
1398
00:57:58,145 --> 00:57:59,213
Nipple god.
1399
00:57:59,246 --> 00:58:01,615
It's kind of like the mascot
here, you would say.
1400
00:58:01,649 --> 00:58:06,554
Whenever we have any issues,
we just walk up to it and just stare.
1401
00:58:09,724 --> 00:58:13,928
Yeah, I mean, it's funny.
He's always got the answers.
1402
00:58:13,961 --> 00:58:15,830
He encourages
conscious calamity.
1403
00:58:15,863 --> 00:58:19,467
- Calamity?
- Yeah, like calmness.
1404
00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:20,701
That's what it means.
1405
00:58:20,735 --> 00:58:22,636
Doesn't calamity
mean disaster?
1406
00:58:22,670 --> 00:58:23,804
- Yes, it does.
- Okay.
1407
00:58:23,838 --> 00:58:27,641
Girls, I would like
to welcome you
1408
00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:29,210
to the mystical mansion.
1409
00:58:29,243 --> 00:58:31,979
Some of us call it
the productive palace
1410
00:58:32,013 --> 00:58:34,348
or the spiritual sanctum.
1411
00:58:34,382 --> 00:58:38,719
It's really,
I don't want to say radical,
1412
00:58:38,753 --> 00:58:40,688
but I do want
to say radical.
1413
00:58:40,721 --> 00:58:44,725
It feels like a really elevated
experience being here with you.
1414
00:58:44,759 --> 00:58:47,528
So thanks for having us.
Cheers.
1415
00:58:49,330 --> 00:58:50,564
No, no, no.
1416
00:58:51,465 --> 00:58:52,533
Give me.
1417
00:58:53,901 --> 00:58:56,804
We don't do this here.
This is way off brand.
1418
00:58:56,837 --> 00:58:59,373
This is negative energy.
1419
00:58:59,407 --> 00:59:00,474
No wings here.
1420
00:59:00,509 --> 00:59:05,579
What we do do is SGC,
Spiritual Gangster Coffee.
1421
00:59:05,613 --> 00:59:07,181
You feel me?
1422
00:59:07,214 --> 00:59:09,150
Try some of that.
That's what we drink here in the house.
1423
00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:11,018
Well, that
and, uh, nature's miracle.
1424
00:59:11,619 --> 00:59:13,522
- GHB?
- Urine?
1425
00:59:13,554 --> 00:59:15,189
- Water.
- Oh, of course.
1426
00:59:16,657 --> 00:59:19,160
Um, what's "ghee"?
1427
00:59:19,193 --> 00:59:20,928
I don't wanna ask
these people anything
1428
00:59:20,961 --> 00:59:22,430
'cause I'm pretty sure
this is a cult.
1429
00:59:22,997 --> 00:59:24,432
A friendly cult.
1430
00:59:24,465 --> 00:59:28,369
I got to say, I was very
surprised to hear from you both.
1431
00:59:29,437 --> 00:59:31,439
But you look good.
1432
00:59:31,472 --> 00:59:33,874
- Been a long time.
- It has.
1433
00:59:33,908 --> 00:59:37,178
- And you've changed quite a bit.
- Bit 'n about.
1434
00:59:39,847 --> 00:59:41,115
Is there dairy in this?
1435
00:59:41,148 --> 00:59:47,188
I was once like this cone,
you know, little prickly,
1436
00:59:47,221 --> 00:59:50,024
not much going on, circular.
1437
00:59:50,057 --> 00:59:54,295
But then I came here, and I just had
my surfboard and some good vibes.
1438
00:59:54,328 --> 00:59:55,262
You feel?
1439
00:59:55,296 --> 00:59:58,165
Met some like-hearted heroes
along the way.
1440
00:59:58,199 --> 01:00:02,503
I don't really want to say heroes,
but I do want to say heroes.
1441
01:00:02,537 --> 01:00:06,941
And we found this place,
my harmonious home.
1442
01:00:06,974 --> 01:00:10,344
It's been a dream. My dream.
You know what I mean?
1443
01:00:12,246 --> 01:00:17,718
Wow. I'm totally going to use
that in my next freestyle.
1444
01:00:17,751 --> 01:00:22,223
Dream, mean?
1445
01:00:22,256 --> 01:00:27,128
Oh, man, I was so lost when you
guys knew me before, you know?
1446
01:00:27,161 --> 01:00:30,231
So, I bet this comes across
as a bit of a shock,
1447
01:00:30,264 --> 01:00:34,235
but, uh, I'm much more
spiritually grounded right now.
1448
01:00:34,835 --> 01:00:37,304
Yeah, we sense that.
1449
01:00:37,338 --> 01:00:42,109
You know, Brooklyn has actually
been very spiritual lately.
1450
01:00:42,143 --> 01:00:44,311
You two should totally chat.
1451
01:00:44,345 --> 01:00:47,715
You've been very
spiritual, Brooklyn?
1452
01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:52,453
I totally felt that.
Look at those vibes.
1453
01:00:52,486 --> 01:00:54,688
Yeah, that is fantastic.
1454
01:00:54,722 --> 01:00:58,527
That spirituality is in there,
isn't it?
1455
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,962
Body contact is
fully encouraged, girls.
1456
01:01:01,996 --> 01:01:05,733
Don't touch the nip. Just give it a
stare if you need something, all right?
1457
01:01:05,766 --> 01:01:07,868
My bad.
1458
01:01:07,902 --> 01:01:09,803
What's that
dick-looking thing?
1459
01:01:09,837 --> 01:01:12,641
- The dick.
- Behind you.
1460
01:01:12,673 --> 01:01:15,342
Oh, that's my didgeridoo.
1461
01:01:15,376 --> 01:01:16,443
Didgeri-what?
1462
01:01:17,512 --> 01:01:20,582
It's from Austria-lia.
1463
01:01:20,615 --> 01:01:24,285
It's an instrument, you know?
Native to the Origi-namis peoples.
1464
01:01:24,318 --> 01:01:26,220
Picked it up in my travels.
1465
01:01:26,253 --> 01:01:29,156
Oh, well, that's cool.
You went to Australia?
1466
01:01:29,190 --> 01:01:31,660
I did not.
I went to Cracker Barrel.
1467
01:01:31,725 --> 01:01:35,262
But it was in New Milford, Connecticut,
and they had some sweet deals there, so.
1468
01:01:35,296 --> 01:01:39,233
And I hear the wood
is from New Zealand,
1469
01:01:39,266 --> 01:01:42,169
which is like
a second Austria-lia.
1470
01:01:42,203 --> 01:01:45,072
- No, that's incorrect.
- Hannah.
1471
01:01:46,407 --> 01:01:48,342
Why don't you
give it a blow?
1472
01:01:48,842 --> 01:01:49,743
In here.
1473
01:01:49,777 --> 01:01:51,045
Yeah. Come close.
1474
01:01:53,314 --> 01:01:55,550
Blow harder.
1475
01:01:58,018 --> 01:01:59,153
You look ridiculous.
1476
01:01:59,186 --> 01:02:00,254
And that's what she says.
1477
01:02:00,287 --> 01:02:03,692
Yeah, it's like
a fiery flow state, man.
1478
01:02:03,724 --> 01:02:05,759
That is just awesome.
1479
01:02:07,962 --> 01:02:11,298
I must look retarded. I've never
played one of these things before.
1480
01:02:11,332 --> 01:02:12,399
I'm sorry.
1481
01:02:12,433 --> 01:02:14,134
Whoa.
1482
01:02:15,469 --> 01:02:16,337
Nope.
1483
01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,339
Did I say something wrong?
1484
01:02:18,372 --> 01:02:20,441
Was it because I said
the word retarded?
1485
01:02:20,474 --> 01:02:22,644
No. Oh, I'm sorry.
1486
01:02:24,579 --> 01:02:26,380
Listen...
1487
01:02:27,649 --> 01:02:31,118
We, uh, we don't...
1488
01:02:32,286 --> 01:02:34,522
We don't apologize here.
1489
01:02:35,189 --> 01:02:37,258
We don't say "I'm sorry."
1490
01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:39,893
But "retarded" is okay?
1491
01:02:39,927 --> 01:02:44,498
Re... No, we don't like to put
ourselves down, you know?
1492
01:02:44,532 --> 01:02:47,602
In fact, whenever
somebody says, "I'm sorry,"
1493
01:02:47,636 --> 01:02:51,272
we like to follow it up
with the phrase, "I'm sexy."
1494
01:02:51,939 --> 01:02:54,908
So, I'm sexy.
1495
01:02:54,942 --> 01:02:57,144
So you know what that means?
1496
01:02:57,177 --> 01:03:00,814
- I'm not sorry.
- Try again.
1497
01:03:00,848 --> 01:03:03,183
I'm not sorry,
I'm sexy.
1498
01:03:03,217 --> 01:03:07,221
Or is it supposed to be,
"I'm sexy? I'm not sorry."
1499
01:03:07,254 --> 01:03:09,323
I think you're supposed to say
I'm sexy, Hannah.
1500
01:03:09,356 --> 01:03:12,761
Yeah,
she totally gets it. Sexy.
1501
01:03:13,994 --> 01:03:15,162
I'm sexy.
1502
01:03:15,195 --> 01:03:16,564
There you go.
1503
01:03:16,598 --> 01:03:18,700
Now say it again
with a little more meaning.
1504
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,100
I'm sexy!
1505
01:03:20,134 --> 01:03:21,335
I'm sexy.
1506
01:03:21,368 --> 01:03:24,305
- Didn't that feel good?
- Eh, yeah.
1507
01:03:24,338 --> 01:03:25,607
Where's your bathroom?
1508
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,141
Ah, the "washroom,"
1509
01:03:27,174 --> 01:03:29,209
- as they say in good old Canada...
- Hurry!
1510
01:03:29,243 --> 01:03:31,613
...is down the hallway
to the left.
1511
01:03:31,646 --> 01:03:33,213
Hah!
1512
01:03:33,447 --> 01:03:34,214
Ooh.
1513
01:03:34,248 --> 01:03:38,252
I'm sorry. Or I'm sexy.
1514
01:03:38,285 --> 01:03:41,523
You know, Canada is
a really spiritual place.
1515
01:03:41,556 --> 01:03:44,759
I planned on doing
Ayahuasca there this summer.
1516
01:03:45,359 --> 01:03:47,562
It's a third Australia.
1517
01:03:49,396 --> 01:03:53,200
My shaman says that doing
hallucinogens in places
1518
01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:55,502
you've never been
is a great idea.
1519
01:03:55,537 --> 01:03:57,572
Yeah, that sounds
really smart.
1520
01:03:57,605 --> 01:04:01,208
- Shamans are smart. Yeah.
- Mmm. Mmm.
1521
01:04:02,009 --> 01:04:03,745
You should do it sometime.
1522
01:04:03,778 --> 01:04:07,981
Yeah, I feel like I've done a lot of
work to repress any negative emotions,
1523
01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:12,721
so it's probably not for me,
but totally admire your passion.
1524
01:04:13,588 --> 01:04:16,658
- Cha.
- Yeah.
1525
01:04:17,224 --> 01:04:21,529
- Cha.
- Yeah.
1526
01:04:21,563 --> 01:04:23,330
You know what
I like about this place
1527
01:04:23,364 --> 01:04:25,600
better than the Big Apple?
1528
01:04:27,468 --> 01:04:29,503
You can see
the stars at night.
1529
01:04:31,138 --> 01:04:32,373
Should we go look?
1530
01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:35,175
Just watch your step.
1531
01:04:35,209 --> 01:04:38,312
We've got a lot of stone-age
going on around here.
1532
01:04:38,345 --> 01:04:41,248
We've got our
little dipping ponds,
1533
01:04:41,281 --> 01:04:44,184
and then we've got
our bigger dipping pond.
1534
01:04:44,218 --> 01:04:46,821
It's pretty wet in there,
I'll tell you that.
1535
01:04:46,855 --> 01:04:48,422
All right, come on in.
1536
01:04:48,455 --> 01:04:50,558
Here it is, our Zen Zone.
1537
01:04:50,592 --> 01:04:54,361
- Oh, okay.
- It's like double Z, Zen Zone right here.
1538
01:04:54,395 --> 01:04:55,730
Okay.
1539
01:04:56,930 --> 01:05:00,033
They're dancing tonight.
1540
01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:01,368
There she is.
1541
01:05:01,402 --> 01:05:04,271
Mrs. Dipper.
It's the biggest Dipper.
1542
01:05:05,305 --> 01:05:08,242
Um, I can't really see it.
1543
01:05:08,275 --> 01:05:10,177
It's pretty cloudy.
1544
01:05:10,210 --> 01:05:14,214
Yeah, but if you
imagine it... it's there.
1545
01:05:15,683 --> 01:05:17,886
Like pow... There it is.
1546
01:05:20,655 --> 01:05:22,724
Sure. Okay.
1547
01:05:26,293 --> 01:05:27,629
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1548
01:05:27,662 --> 01:05:30,397
Has the nipple guy
taught you nothing, sir?
1549
01:05:30,431 --> 01:05:33,934
Relax. I'm just feeling
your heart chakra.
1550
01:05:34,869 --> 01:05:36,503
It's speaking to me.
1551
01:05:37,337 --> 01:05:40,407
Wow. She's really
verbal tonight.
1552
01:05:40,441 --> 01:05:41,776
She's telling me that
1553
01:05:41,810 --> 01:05:44,579
there's a little bit of
heartbreak in your love life.
1554
01:05:46,815 --> 01:05:48,315
Yeah, it just feels like
1555
01:05:48,348 --> 01:05:51,920
you're cupping my boob
and very tenderly.
1556
01:05:51,952 --> 01:05:53,353
Okay.
1557
01:05:53,788 --> 01:05:55,322
I'm sexy.
1558
01:06:00,994 --> 01:06:02,597
Spiritual, my asshole!
1559
01:06:02,630 --> 01:06:04,599
What kind of person tries to
make you comfortable
1560
01:06:04,632 --> 01:06:07,034
and then jumps on top of you?
1561
01:06:07,067 --> 01:06:08,502
A horny person.
1562
01:06:09,369 --> 01:06:10,772
There you are.
1563
01:06:10,805 --> 01:06:13,675
I googled what "ghee" is,
and it's basically butter.
1564
01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:16,443
I'm not well.
I'm not well at all!
1565
01:06:16,477 --> 01:06:18,312
We need to leave,
like, right now.
1566
01:06:18,345 --> 01:06:20,280
- What? All right.
- Come on, come on.
1567
01:06:20,314 --> 01:06:24,819
Come back. I...
I finally got hard.
1568
01:06:24,853 --> 01:06:27,354
I don't know why we
couldn't have just stayed there.
1569
01:06:27,387 --> 01:06:29,657
I would have slept
on the floor with my ghee gas.
1570
01:06:29,691 --> 01:06:32,259
That's sure to plant
some positive vibes everywhere.
1571
01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,327
What do you mean?
1572
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,062
The guy fucking touched
my left tit.
1573
01:06:35,095 --> 01:06:36,731
Do you know how
inappropriate that is?
1574
01:06:36,764 --> 01:06:37,532
Right. I get it.
1575
01:06:37,565 --> 01:06:38,800
But we don't have
a place to stay.
1576
01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:40,735
We don't have money.
We don't have the RAV4 keys.
1577
01:06:40,768 --> 01:06:42,302
And my phone's about to die,
Hannah.
1578
01:06:42,336 --> 01:06:43,805
Should I go back
and ask for a charge?
1579
01:06:43,838 --> 01:06:45,507
This is all your fault.
1580
01:06:45,540 --> 01:06:46,641
If you hadn't gotten
into a fight
1581
01:06:46,674 --> 01:06:48,075
with those two girls
back at the bar,
1582
01:06:48,108 --> 01:06:49,376
we'd still have the backpack,
1583
01:06:49,409 --> 01:06:51,813
and we'd be sleeping
at Chateau Molesto right now.
1584
01:06:51,846 --> 01:06:53,848
Your Jersey groupies?
1585
01:06:54,616 --> 01:06:56,216
Okay. I see what this is about.
1586
01:06:56,250 --> 01:06:59,353
It was really nice to receive some
love and affection from someone
1587
01:06:59,386 --> 01:07:01,021
since you don't get any
from your boyfriend.
1588
01:07:01,054 --> 01:07:03,490
Like, when was the last time
you even had sex, Hannah?
1589
01:07:03,525 --> 01:07:05,158
You're always giving blowjobs.
1590
01:07:05,192 --> 01:07:06,260
I'm surprised
you were offended
1591
01:07:06,293 --> 01:07:07,327
some guy touched your boob.
1592
01:07:07,361 --> 01:07:09,731
I give blowjobs
because I like them.
1593
01:07:09,764 --> 01:07:11,064
You give blowjobs
1594
01:07:11,098 --> 01:07:13,601
because it's the only validation
you get in your relationship.
1595
01:07:13,635 --> 01:07:15,837
You're a professional cuddler,
for Christ's sake!
1596
01:07:15,870 --> 01:07:17,437
The only people
you can get in your bed
1597
01:07:17,471 --> 01:07:19,339
are the ones that are
paying you for attention
1598
01:07:19,373 --> 01:07:22,309
- because you are a...
- I'm a what?
1599
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:23,778
See, I knew you wouldn't
stick up for yourself
1600
01:07:23,811 --> 01:07:26,748
unless you're on your stupid
fucking reality TV show, Hannah.
1601
01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:29,584
So say it. Say it!
I'm a what?
1602
01:07:29,617 --> 01:07:32,052
Oh, are you waiting for someone
to cut to commercial break?
1603
01:07:32,085 --> 01:07:33,521
You're a fucking bitch.
1604
01:07:33,555 --> 01:07:36,356
Fuck, Hannah!
1605
01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:38,325
My fucking face!
1606
01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:40,160
I'm not gonna be able
to post now...
1607
01:07:47,835 --> 01:07:49,102
Ah!
1608
01:07:50,905 --> 01:07:52,306
I fucking hate you!
1609
01:07:52,339 --> 01:07:53,808
Fuck you!
1610
01:07:53,841 --> 01:07:54,909
God!
1611
01:07:54,943 --> 01:07:56,978
That's it. I'm done.
1612
01:07:57,011 --> 01:07:58,445
I am out of here.
1613
01:07:58,478 --> 01:08:00,715
No. No, I'm done.
1614
01:08:00,748 --> 01:08:04,318
I am done with you and this
stupid fake friendship.
1615
01:08:04,351 --> 01:08:06,486
You are so selfish.
And you know what?
1616
01:08:06,521 --> 01:08:08,322
I know you made me
look bad
1617
01:08:08,355 --> 01:08:10,123
in that beach picture
on purpose.
1618
01:08:10,157 --> 01:08:12,192
A real friend
wouldn't do that.
1619
01:08:12,225 --> 01:08:14,963
You know what?
Go. Call Damon.
1620
01:08:14,996 --> 01:08:18,566
Well, I would,
but I don't have a phone anymore.
1621
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:20,100
And maybe you could
keep up with me
1622
01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:22,604
if you went on any of those
hikes you've been blabbing about.
1623
01:08:22,637 --> 01:08:25,974
Good luck in the streets
without a phone, bitch!
1624
01:08:26,007 --> 01:08:27,609
Give a couple of blowjobs,
1625
01:08:27,642 --> 01:08:30,377
and maybe someone will
give you a phone for free.
1626
01:08:30,410 --> 01:08:32,914
Well, at least I have
a boyfriend to call.
1627
01:08:32,947 --> 01:08:35,282
For somebody who pretends to
be such a slut all the time,
1628
01:08:35,315 --> 01:08:36,684
nobody even wants
to touch you
1629
01:08:36,718 --> 01:08:38,251
unless they're
mentally deranged
1630
01:08:38,285 --> 01:08:39,654
or pays for it.
1631
01:08:40,354 --> 01:08:41,421
Ball licker!
1632
01:08:42,155 --> 01:08:44,959
- Pussy licker.
- What? No.
1633
01:08:44,993 --> 01:08:45,893
You know what?
1634
01:08:45,927 --> 01:08:48,596
You were always
the fucking Tonya.
1635
01:08:48,630 --> 01:08:50,531
Always jealous
of my success,
1636
01:08:50,565 --> 01:08:52,100
fucking trailer trash.
1637
01:08:52,132 --> 01:08:55,202
I'm a Nancy, motherfucker.
1638
01:08:55,235 --> 01:08:56,503
I'm the classy one.
1639
01:08:56,537 --> 01:08:59,774
Oh, yeah. You're a real
"class act," Brooklyn.
1640
01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:01,743
And by the way,
Tonya's story was
1641
01:09:01,776 --> 01:09:04,045
completely misrepresented
in the media.
1642
01:09:04,078 --> 01:09:06,547
"Fake news." Ugh!
1643
01:09:06,581 --> 01:09:07,849
Fucking bitch!
1644
01:09:27,769 --> 01:09:29,704
Oh!
1645
01:09:29,737 --> 01:09:31,438
Thank God!
1646
01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:35,777
You know, if you ladies
want to stay
1647
01:09:35,810 --> 01:09:37,578
and just drink with me
in the back,
1648
01:09:37,612 --> 01:09:40,915
I got some more... got some
harder stuff in there.
1649
01:09:40,948 --> 01:09:42,482
- That's okay.
- Couple of couches back there.
1650
01:09:42,517 --> 01:09:45,753
And you know, I can get into the
diner, get some of the food.
1651
01:09:45,787 --> 01:09:46,654
You sure?
1652
01:09:46,688 --> 01:09:49,057
Thank you so very much,
kind sir.
1653
01:09:53,326 --> 01:09:55,195
ID, please.
1654
01:09:55,228 --> 01:09:57,799
You gotta be shitting me.
1655
01:09:59,033 --> 01:10:01,669
But you didn't ID them.
They're like 12.
1656
01:10:01,703 --> 01:10:03,538
You tellin' me
how to do my job?
1657
01:10:03,871 --> 01:10:04,772
No.
1658
01:10:04,806 --> 01:10:05,940
Well, if you're not
gonna buy anything,
1659
01:10:05,973 --> 01:10:07,575
then get the hell
out of my store.
1660
01:10:08,042 --> 01:10:10,477
Ugh!
1661
01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:13,681
Ugh.
1662
01:10:16,249 --> 01:10:17,284
God.
1663
01:10:21,622 --> 01:10:23,223
Change your mind?
1664
01:10:23,256 --> 01:10:26,761
Well, he carded me,
and I don't have my ID, so.
1665
01:10:26,794 --> 01:10:30,064
Aren't you, like, 24, though?
1666
01:10:30,098 --> 01:10:31,264
You're sweet.
1667
01:10:31,298 --> 01:10:33,735
Bennett can literally
sweet-talk anyone into anything.
1668
01:10:33,768 --> 01:10:36,704
Yeah. I'm what some might
like to call an "influencer."
1669
01:10:36,738 --> 01:10:37,805
I influence people.
1670
01:10:37,839 --> 01:10:39,306
I've got a friend like that.
1671
01:10:39,339 --> 01:10:41,909
Well, I had
a friend like that.
1672
01:10:42,643 --> 01:10:44,311
Uh, I'm Hannah.
1673
01:10:44,344 --> 01:10:46,279
I'm Hailey. Bennett.
1674
01:10:47,148 --> 01:10:49,984
Hailey and Bennett.
1675
01:10:50,017 --> 01:10:52,620
Hey, you got two bucks?
I could do it again.
1676
01:10:53,187 --> 01:10:54,789
Uh...
1677
01:10:54,822 --> 01:10:57,324
- Somewhere...
- Yo, did you get punched in the eye?
1678
01:10:57,357 --> 01:10:58,893
Are you a victim
of domestic violence?
1679
01:10:58,926 --> 01:11:01,896
- No.
- Oh, my God. Were you attacked by a coyote?
1680
01:11:01,929 --> 01:11:03,197
That's so scary.
1681
01:11:03,231 --> 01:11:04,431
It's so close
to where we live.
1682
01:11:04,464 --> 01:11:06,634
I know! They say that stuff
could happen close to home,
1683
01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:09,937
but I didn't expect it on our
local gas station doorstep.
1684
01:11:09,971 --> 01:11:11,038
You poor thing.
1685
01:11:11,072 --> 01:11:12,640
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1686
01:11:12,673 --> 01:11:14,208
Hold my beer.
1687
01:11:19,714 --> 01:11:21,682
She's my best friend.
1688
01:11:22,349 --> 01:11:23,316
For now.
1689
01:11:44,404 --> 01:11:46,174
A car. A car!
Hey, wait!
1690
01:11:46,207 --> 01:11:49,177
Wait! Wait, for love
of all that is holy!
1691
01:11:49,210 --> 01:11:50,443
Wait!
1692
01:11:50,477 --> 01:11:52,046
Oh, my God.
1693
01:11:52,079 --> 01:11:53,648
Please don't kill me.
1694
01:11:55,348 --> 01:11:57,985
Oh, thank God.
1695
01:11:58,019 --> 01:12:00,121
Look, my phone is
completely dead.
1696
01:12:00,154 --> 01:12:02,957
Can I just plug it in for a
minute and I'll pay for a ride?
1697
01:12:03,390 --> 01:12:05,126
Sure.
1698
01:12:05,693 --> 01:12:06,994
Here's the cable.
1699
01:12:07,929 --> 01:12:09,329
Thank you.
1700
01:12:09,362 --> 01:12:10,631
So, where are you headed?
1701
01:12:10,665 --> 01:12:12,399
I don't actually know
at this point,
1702
01:12:12,432 --> 01:12:14,068
if I'm being completely honest.
1703
01:12:16,704 --> 01:12:18,673
You know, I can't really
take you anywhere
1704
01:12:18,706 --> 01:12:20,775
unless you know
where you wanna go.
1705
01:12:21,242 --> 01:12:23,945
I don't know.
1706
01:12:23,978 --> 01:12:27,014
It's like my decision making
is so fucked up.
1707
01:12:27,048 --> 01:12:29,416
Like, I usually think
it's gonna be a great time
1708
01:12:29,449 --> 01:12:32,553
and then nine times out
of ten, it just goes to shit.
1709
01:12:32,587 --> 01:12:34,454
You're not the responsible one,
are you?
1710
01:12:34,487 --> 01:12:35,923
Excuse me?
1711
01:12:35,957 --> 01:12:40,528
I see a lot of people
in the back seat there and...
1712
01:12:40,561 --> 01:12:43,664
Groups of friends that come in
and there's always "the fun one."
1713
01:12:43,698 --> 01:12:45,666
- I'm fun.
- Yeah, exactly.
1714
01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:48,870
Fun ones always know
how to find a party.
1715
01:12:48,903 --> 01:12:51,572
And then there is
the responsible one.
1716
01:12:51,606 --> 01:12:53,875
And the responsible one
knows how to get home.
1717
01:12:54,675 --> 01:12:56,277
Wow, that's deep.
1718
01:12:58,411 --> 01:13:00,047
Oh, wait.
1719
01:13:01,515 --> 01:13:03,317
I actually do know
where I wanna go.
1720
01:13:09,422 --> 01:13:10,791
Ugh. God.
1721
01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,059
Oh.
1722
01:13:13,861 --> 01:13:15,930
Oh!
1723
01:13:15,963 --> 01:13:18,799
It's her fucking fault
we're here in the first place.
1724
01:13:18,833 --> 01:13:21,035
She's just so bossy
and so controlling.
1725
01:13:21,068 --> 01:13:22,837
She always thinks
she's so right.
1726
01:13:22,870 --> 01:13:24,205
You know what I mean.
1727
01:13:25,373 --> 01:13:27,174
And she called me
a pussy.
1728
01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:28,542
Pussies are beautiful.
1729
01:13:28,576 --> 01:13:30,410
Pussies make babies
and shit.
1730
01:13:30,443 --> 01:13:31,779
I'm an independent woman.
1731
01:13:31,812 --> 01:13:33,781
I'm a tough-ass broad.
1732
01:13:35,082 --> 01:13:36,384
Pussy.
1733
01:13:37,184 --> 01:13:38,686
Oh, God, no!
1734
01:13:38,719 --> 01:13:39,987
No, no, no.
1735
01:13:48,229 --> 01:13:49,864
Thank you.
1736
01:13:51,098 --> 01:13:52,733
You're so nice.
1737
01:13:54,936 --> 01:13:57,405
Hey.
1738
01:13:57,437 --> 01:14:01,542
So, that yacht ride turned out to
not be all it was cracked up to be.
1739
01:14:01,575 --> 01:14:03,377
I can't imagine why.
1740
01:14:03,411 --> 01:14:05,046
Treasure got a little seasick.
1741
01:14:05,079 --> 01:14:08,382
Yeah... She threw up and it
kind of killed the whole vibe.
1742
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:14,522
Well, she was so lovely.
1743
01:14:14,555 --> 01:14:16,424
Like pirate's booty.
1744
01:14:16,456 --> 01:14:17,591
You know,
I just keep thinking
1745
01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:19,193
that I should be
getting these major parts
1746
01:14:19,226 --> 01:14:22,462
and it's just not happening,
you know?
1747
01:14:22,495 --> 01:14:23,965
What? The thought
of channeling
1748
01:14:23,998 --> 01:14:26,901
your inner Jerry Orbach
not doing it for you?
1749
01:14:28,803 --> 01:14:30,470
Wait a minute.
1750
01:14:30,503 --> 01:14:32,472
He was in Law and Justice, too.
1751
01:14:34,442 --> 01:14:37,311
It's kind of like Inception
because so are you.
1752
01:14:37,345 --> 01:14:38,346
Inception, exactly.
1753
01:14:38,379 --> 01:14:40,815
I should be
getting offers like Leonardo
1754
01:14:40,848 --> 01:14:42,583
or even Ryan Gosling.
1755
01:14:42,616 --> 01:14:44,719
I would have
killed La La Land.
1756
01:14:44,752 --> 01:14:45,886
Murdered it.
1757
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,054
I just wish somebody
would ask me
1758
01:14:47,088 --> 01:14:48,723
what I wanted to
do every now and then.
1759
01:14:48,756 --> 01:14:50,490
Like, what kind of parts
I want to play.
1760
01:14:50,524 --> 01:14:52,259
And I got what I deserve.
1761
01:14:52,293 --> 01:14:53,894
Yeah, it would be nice
1762
01:14:53,928 --> 01:14:56,330
if someone asked you
about yourself occasionally.
1763
01:14:56,364 --> 01:14:57,732
I agree.
1764
01:14:57,765 --> 01:15:00,468
Maybe Ben Stiller
was all wrong about me.
1765
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:01,669
It boggles my mind.
1766
01:15:01,702 --> 01:15:05,339
Bartender, can I get
another shot, please?
1767
01:15:05,373 --> 01:15:06,507
Make it two.
1768
01:15:06,540 --> 01:15:09,043
You know what? You know what?
Just keep 'em coming,
1769
01:15:09,076 --> 01:15:11,078
because I'm gonna
need them.
1770
01:15:11,112 --> 01:15:13,180
Hey. Hey...
1771
01:15:13,214 --> 01:15:16,217
You know what?
You really get me.
1772
01:15:16,984 --> 01:15:18,319
We should talk more often.
1773
01:15:18,352 --> 01:15:19,854
You know,
1774
01:15:19,887 --> 01:15:22,890
I'm thinking that
we just keep drinking
1775
01:15:22,923 --> 01:15:26,794
and then keep the talking
to an absolute minimum.
1776
01:15:27,395 --> 01:15:30,164
Yeah. Sound good?
1777
01:15:30,197 --> 01:15:32,066
Sure. If you say so.
Here we go.
1778
01:15:32,733 --> 01:15:34,068
Bottoms up.
1779
01:15:38,472 --> 01:15:39,340
Oh.
1780
01:15:42,943 --> 01:15:44,545
Wait, hold on.
1781
01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:47,548
This doesn't feel right.
1782
01:15:47,581 --> 01:15:48,849
Should we go to
the bathroom?
1783
01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:51,052
Shut up.
1784
01:15:53,988 --> 01:15:56,424
No, but seriously. Seriously,
where are you staying?
1785
01:15:56,457 --> 01:15:58,492
We're starting to look
as creepy as them.
1786
01:16:02,096 --> 01:16:04,265
Oh, you're right.
That is aggressive.
1787
01:16:04,298 --> 01:16:05,466
Is he inside her?
1788
01:16:05,499 --> 01:16:07,501
What the actual fuck?
1789
01:16:11,105 --> 01:16:11,972
Hmm.
1790
01:16:12,339 --> 01:16:14,075
I knew it.
1791
01:16:14,108 --> 01:16:16,310
I knew you were
a sketchy little fuck.
1792
01:16:16,343 --> 01:16:18,779
Brooklyn... Wait.
Let me explain.
1793
01:16:18,813 --> 01:16:20,748
Explain what?
1794
01:16:20,781 --> 01:16:22,116
You were
always so controlling
1795
01:16:22,149 --> 01:16:24,251
because you were the one
cheating on Hannah.
1796
01:16:24,285 --> 01:16:26,854
- Why don't we go to your hotel?
- No, butt out, all right?
1797
01:16:26,887 --> 01:16:28,789
- Butt out.
- This is just a good friend.
1798
01:16:28,823 --> 01:16:30,091
I don't know what you saw,
1799
01:16:30,124 --> 01:16:31,592
but it's not
what it looks like.
1800
01:16:31,625 --> 01:16:33,060
I knew you guys were
in San Diego,
1801
01:16:33,094 --> 01:16:35,262
and then I lost my GPS
locator a few hours ago
1802
01:16:35,296 --> 01:16:36,831
and then
I ran into Heidi here,
1803
01:16:36,864 --> 01:16:38,899
and we were just about
to come find you guys.
1804
01:16:38,933 --> 01:16:41,135
You know what?
This is exactly
1805
01:16:41,168 --> 01:16:42,970
what it looks like, okay?
1806
01:16:43,003 --> 01:16:46,040
Hannah is such
an amazing person.
1807
01:16:46,073 --> 01:16:49,243
She is loyal. She's kind.
She's beautiful.
1808
01:16:49,276 --> 01:16:52,246
She wouldn't be in this
situation if it weren't for me.
1809
01:16:52,947 --> 01:16:54,281
You know what?
1810
01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:56,450
Fuck you, Damon,
1811
01:16:56,484 --> 01:16:58,052
for being a self-centered,
1812
01:16:58,085 --> 01:17:00,187
emotionally abusive
little twat
1813
01:17:00,221 --> 01:17:02,890
to the best person
you will ever fucking meet.
1814
01:17:02,923 --> 01:17:04,258
And for who? For Heidi.
1815
01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:05,960
Does she yodel
and herd sheep?
1816
01:17:05,993 --> 01:17:09,930
And fuck you for being
such a fucking narcissist.
1817
01:17:09,964 --> 01:17:11,098
And you're a bad actor.
1818
01:17:11,132 --> 01:17:12,633
- I'm going to find Hannah.
- Oh!
1819
01:17:13,734 --> 01:17:15,436
Thanks for the drinks,
boys.
1820
01:17:15,469 --> 01:17:16,605
Brooklyn.
1821
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:27,781
Hannah.
1822
01:17:27,815 --> 01:17:28,916
B, I need to talk to you.
1823
01:17:28,949 --> 01:17:31,252
No, I need to talk to you.
1824
01:17:31,285 --> 01:17:33,454
I'm so sorry
I made you come here.
1825
01:17:33,487 --> 01:17:34,989
No, I'm glad you did.
1826
01:17:35,022 --> 01:17:37,424
It made me think that
you were right all along.
1827
01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:38,425
About what?
1828
01:17:38,459 --> 01:17:40,629
That I need to stand up
for myself more.
1829
01:17:40,661 --> 01:17:42,263
Oh, yeah. You do.
1830
01:17:42,296 --> 01:17:44,665
If I didn't want to come on this
trip, I wouldn't have agreed to it.
1831
01:17:44,698 --> 01:17:46,133
But I basically forced you.
1832
01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:49,670
No. But I saw this homeless man
masturbating on a park bench,
1833
01:17:49,703 --> 01:17:51,205
and it got me thinking that
1834
01:17:51,238 --> 01:17:54,408
masturbating and procrastinating
are basically the same thing.
1835
01:17:54,441 --> 01:17:56,177
It's all fun and games
until you realize
1836
01:17:56,210 --> 01:17:59,446
that you're basically
fucking yourself.
1837
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:03,150
Are you still drunk? Because I'm
not really following this analogy,
1838
01:18:03,184 --> 01:18:04,351
but also, I'm drunk.
1839
01:18:04,385 --> 01:18:06,787
I've just been so scared
to speak up for myself
1840
01:18:06,820 --> 01:18:07,855
and break up with Damon
1841
01:18:07,888 --> 01:18:09,123
because I don't wanna
be alone.
1842
01:18:09,156 --> 01:18:11,593
But I'm not alone
'cause I have you.
1843
01:18:13,894 --> 01:18:15,229
Damon's cheating on you.
1844
01:18:15,262 --> 01:18:16,665
I know.
1845
01:18:16,697 --> 01:18:19,166
No, like, I just ran into him at
a bar making out with another girl
1846
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:20,901
while I was making out
with Christian.
1847
01:18:20,935 --> 01:18:22,336
Don't ask. But yeah,
1848
01:18:22,369 --> 01:18:24,104
he was basically giving her
oral in the bar.
1849
01:18:24,138 --> 01:18:25,906
- It was gross.
- Okay, I didn't need to know
1850
01:18:25,940 --> 01:18:28,742
all of that information,
but I know that he's cheating on me.
1851
01:18:28,776 --> 01:18:30,077
He's not
that fucking clever.
1852
01:18:30,110 --> 01:18:32,446
I basically stalk his
Instagram likes, so...
1853
01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:35,316
You know what? He was a total
nub when I confronted him, too.
1854
01:18:35,349 --> 01:18:37,184
He was just, like,
staring at me
1855
01:18:37,218 --> 01:18:40,689
with these SpongeBob googly-eyed things.
It was stupid.
1856
01:18:40,721 --> 01:18:42,156
Ugh, I'm so done with him.
1857
01:18:42,189 --> 01:18:45,125
I'm ready to be a strong,
independent woman.
1858
01:18:45,159 --> 01:18:47,261
Kind of like you.
1859
01:18:47,294 --> 01:18:50,130
No, if anything, you need
to be less like me.
1860
01:18:50,164 --> 01:18:52,099
You're so nice to people.
1861
01:18:52,132 --> 01:18:55,970
I'm starting to realize that I just
need to be by myself for a while.
1862
01:18:56,003 --> 01:18:58,339
Maybe date me for once.
1863
01:18:58,372 --> 01:19:01,008
Holy shit. We're adulting
so hard right now.
1864
01:19:02,876 --> 01:19:05,012
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sexy.
1865
01:19:06,715 --> 01:19:08,182
Oh, my God.
1866
01:19:08,215 --> 01:19:10,217
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
1867
01:19:10,951 --> 01:19:12,386
Jesus Christ!
1868
01:19:12,419 --> 01:19:13,887
Very sexy.
1869
01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:15,756
Bro...
1870
01:19:16,558 --> 01:19:17,525
Ha.
1871
01:19:17,559 --> 01:19:20,127
Oh, ladies, some guy named Andrew...
1872
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,395
...returned this
to the hotel earlier.
1873
01:19:21,428 --> 01:19:23,764
I'm having
such good karma tonight.
1874
01:19:24,398 --> 01:19:26,367
What's in it?
1875
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:29,303
Well, yeah. They took
everything of value...
1876
01:19:29,336 --> 01:19:32,273
My mom's credit card,
cash, everything.
1877
01:19:34,008 --> 01:19:36,745
But, of course, they left...
1878
01:19:37,712 --> 01:19:39,780
Oh, fuck.
1879
01:19:41,716 --> 01:19:43,784
The RAV4
in the valet is yours?
1880
01:19:43,817 --> 01:19:45,620
Wow, that's hilarious.
1881
01:19:47,288 --> 01:19:49,223
It's a hideous car.
1882
01:19:49,256 --> 01:19:51,825
Thank you
for being so honest.
1883
01:19:51,859 --> 01:19:52,993
The car's not normal.
1884
01:19:53,027 --> 01:19:54,696
Everyone keeps acting
like it's normal.
1885
01:19:54,729 --> 01:19:57,666
I would tip you, but I don't
have any cash, so...
1886
01:19:59,133 --> 01:20:02,169
Oh, well, here.
You can have this.
1887
01:20:02,202 --> 01:20:04,004
I mean, wait...
1888
01:20:04,038 --> 01:20:06,106
We've been through
so much together.
1889
01:20:07,875 --> 01:20:10,110
Okay. There you go.
It's for you.
1890
01:20:10,144 --> 01:20:13,715
That's, uh, super generous.
Thanks.
1891
01:20:13,748 --> 01:20:14,783
You're welcome.
1892
01:20:15,650 --> 01:20:16,817
You're welcome.
1893
01:20:16,850 --> 01:20:18,252
Take care of that.
1894
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:20,120
Thank you.
1895
01:20:25,959 --> 01:20:28,429
Oh, my God.
Is he still calling you?
1896
01:20:28,462 --> 01:20:31,198
Yeah. One of the perils of
buying my new phone this morning.
1897
01:20:31,231 --> 01:20:33,500
Sorry, babe.
1898
01:20:33,535 --> 01:20:35,235
You know what?
1899
01:20:35,269 --> 01:20:37,871
Damon, I don't even care
what you have to say.
1900
01:20:37,905 --> 01:20:38,972
I'm done.
1901
01:20:39,006 --> 01:20:41,342
Wow. What are you doing?
1902
01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:42,876
What're you...
1903
01:20:42,910 --> 01:20:45,913
Hannah, you just bought that
two hours ago.
1904
01:20:45,946 --> 01:20:47,247
Shit.
1905
01:20:49,450 --> 01:20:51,786
Wait, how soon does your
mom's new credit card come?
1906
01:20:51,820 --> 01:20:53,887
I'm kidding.
1907
01:20:53,921 --> 01:20:55,923
Talk about
no fucks given, though.
1908
01:20:55,956 --> 01:20:58,593
I feel it. I'm ready
to be a boss.
1909
01:20:58,626 --> 01:20:59,927
Oh, that a girl!
1910
01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:02,262
Hey, do you want to stop
off at that overlook again
1911
01:21:02,296 --> 01:21:03,197
and take a photo?
1912
01:21:03,230 --> 01:21:05,132
No, I'm good.
1913
01:21:05,165 --> 01:21:06,601
Is there anything
you wanna do?
1914
01:21:07,836 --> 01:21:09,069
I'm doing it.
1915
01:21:09,103 --> 01:21:10,805
Me too.
1916
01:21:10,839 --> 01:21:12,306
Ooh, I love this song.
1917
01:21:14,308 --> 01:21:16,910
♪ So, baby, if you want me
1918
01:21:18,879 --> 01:21:21,482
♪ You've got to show me love
1919
01:21:22,617 --> 01:21:26,588
♪ Words are so easy to say
all right
1920
01:21:26,621 --> 01:21:29,591
♪ You've got to show me love ♪
1921
01:21:41,402 --> 01:21:43,303
Well,
I'm very impressed.
1922
01:21:43,337 --> 01:21:44,572
You're so active now.
1923
01:21:44,606 --> 01:21:46,440
Quitting drinking will do that.
1924
01:21:46,473 --> 01:21:48,275
I actually wake up
before noon now.
1925
01:21:48,308 --> 01:21:50,512
And you exercise.
1926
01:21:50,545 --> 01:21:52,413
Walking these hills
is good exercise
1927
01:21:52,446 --> 01:21:54,114
and I find myself
enjoying hot yoga.
1928
01:21:54,148 --> 01:21:55,717
So how do you like
the new job?
1929
01:21:55,750 --> 01:21:56,950
It's good, you know?
1930
01:21:56,984 --> 01:21:59,319
I'm really enjoying volunteering
in the writers' room.
1931
01:21:59,353 --> 01:22:00,622
So many cute boys.
1932
01:22:00,655 --> 01:22:02,990
- I mean, total nerds, but so cute.
- Brooklyn...
1933
01:22:03,023 --> 01:22:04,224
But, if you let me finish,
1934
01:22:04,258 --> 01:22:05,827
I'm taking some time
for myself.
1935
01:22:05,860 --> 01:22:07,294
There we go.
1936
01:22:07,327 --> 01:22:09,798
Although I will be taking the odd
cuddle appointment from time to time
1937
01:22:09,831 --> 01:22:12,634
because I find myself really
longing for the touch of a man.
1938
01:22:12,667 --> 01:22:13,967
I hear you.
1939
01:22:14,001 --> 01:22:16,036
Hey, Hannah. Brooklyn.
1940
01:22:16,069 --> 01:22:17,906
Just what we needed.
A third wheel.
1941
01:22:17,938 --> 01:22:20,909
Hannah,
can I talk to you for a second?
1942
01:22:20,941 --> 01:22:22,376
Yeah, sure.
1943
01:22:25,112 --> 01:22:27,481
Oh, okay.
I'm just gonna go over there.
1944
01:22:28,115 --> 01:22:29,450
Bye, Teddy.
1945
01:22:30,518 --> 01:22:31,586
What's up?
1946
01:22:33,053 --> 01:22:34,689
I know you kind of have
a boyfriend...
1947
01:22:34,722 --> 01:22:37,525
Um... had.
Kind of had a boyfriend.
1948
01:22:37,559 --> 01:22:40,194
Oh, right. Well,
I was wondering
1949
01:22:40,227 --> 01:22:42,630
if you wanted to have dinner
with me or something sometime.
1950
01:22:42,664 --> 01:22:45,199
Yeah, that'd be great.
I'd like that.
1951
01:22:45,232 --> 01:22:46,835
- Totally.
- All right, cool.
1952
01:22:46,868 --> 01:22:49,938
I gotta get going, but maybe I could
grab you around, say, 7:00 p.m.?
1953
01:22:49,970 --> 01:22:51,806
Oh, um...
1954
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,408
Unless you don't want to,
then I totally don't...
1955
01:22:54,441 --> 01:22:56,711
No, no, no.
I am totally free tonight.
1956
01:22:56,744 --> 01:22:58,345
I am free as a bird.
1957
01:22:58,378 --> 01:22:59,581
I'm like a bird.
1958
01:22:59,614 --> 01:23:01,148
Not like
the Nelly Furtado song, though.
1959
01:23:01,181 --> 01:23:02,349
It's a terrible song.
1960
01:23:02,382 --> 01:23:03,818
Unless you like it,
then it's totally cool.
1961
01:23:03,852 --> 01:23:06,721
Right. Well, as long as
you don't eat like one.
1962
01:23:08,021 --> 01:23:09,022
A bird.
1963
01:23:09,056 --> 01:23:10,224
I hate when girls don't eat.
1964
01:23:10,257 --> 01:23:11,826
Yeah. No, no, no.
Definitely not.
1965
01:23:11,860 --> 01:23:13,895
That's Brooklyn
with the restrictive diet.
1966
01:23:13,928 --> 01:23:16,263
I love to eat.
1967
01:23:16,296 --> 01:23:20,735
Cool. Well, I'm on the entrepreneur diet.
I'm hungry for everything.
1968
01:23:20,768 --> 01:23:22,804
Did you say you're
an entrepreneur?
1969
01:23:22,837 --> 01:23:24,404
Yeah, pharmaceuticals.
1970
01:23:25,239 --> 01:23:28,242
Great. Um, see you later.
1971
01:23:28,275 --> 01:23:29,677
All right.
1972
01:23:30,612 --> 01:23:31,579
See you.
1973
01:23:33,146 --> 01:23:34,481
He's a fucking drug dealer.
1974
01:23:34,516 --> 01:23:36,483
I knew it was too good
to be true.
1975
01:23:39,554 --> 01:23:40,755
♪ Yeah
1976
01:23:40,788 --> 01:23:43,490
♪ Now the story's told
Let me get my robe
1977
01:23:43,525 --> 01:23:46,293
♪ She just gave me dome
That's my Game of Throne
1978
01:23:46,326 --> 01:23:48,930
♪ Landing on the jet
taking off the drones
1979
01:23:48,963 --> 01:23:51,866
♪ Wire wrapping crystals
higher up the smoke
1980
01:23:51,900 --> 01:23:54,434
♪ Dragon's on the coast
We be adios
1981
01:23:54,468 --> 01:23:56,336
♪ Lot of bread
Lot of champagne
1982
01:23:56,370 --> 01:23:57,805
♪ A lot of toast
1983
01:23:57,839 --> 01:24:00,173
♪ Bunch of girls on the boat
stripping off the floats
1984
01:24:00,207 --> 01:24:03,243
♪ Trying to play me
close, bitch No, you don't
1985
01:24:03,277 --> 01:24:05,547
♪ Coming off the top
like a wrestler
1986
01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:08,415
♪ She brought the coke
Getting brains in the Tesla
1987
01:24:08,448 --> 01:24:10,018
♪ Brown with the blonde braids
1988
01:24:10,050 --> 01:24:11,318
♪ Babe is so extra
1989
01:24:11,351 --> 01:24:14,556
♪ Tiny bit of class
little trash like Kesha
1990
01:24:14,589 --> 01:24:16,991
♪ Young gunner
run rummers all icy
1991
01:24:17,025 --> 01:24:18,425
♪ The sun is on fire
1992
01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:19,928
♪ The moon is in Pisces
1993
01:24:19,961 --> 01:24:22,730
♪ High feet, riding around
the city, no wife-y
1994
01:24:22,764 --> 01:24:25,633
♪ Might be chilling
with your girl on a hike-y
1995
01:24:25,667 --> 01:24:28,402
♪ Malibu, waterfall
Sex on a Ottoman
1996
01:24:28,435 --> 01:24:31,305
♪ I'mma eat a take out
You don't gotta call it in
1997
01:24:31,338 --> 01:24:34,008
♪ Bad bitch on me
Got a bad bitch army
1998
01:24:34,042 --> 01:24:37,612
♪ House full of whores
Now I'm bad bitch farming
1999
01:24:37,645 --> 01:24:39,814
♪ Eating psychedelics
out in WeHo
2000
01:24:39,847 --> 01:24:42,717
♪ Tripping off the tab
when I want to shed my ego
2001
01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:45,520
♪ Now into a puddle She's
gonna sip it like it's miso
2002
01:24:45,553 --> 01:24:48,723
♪ Go the veggie route
We don't do the keto
2003
01:24:48,756 --> 01:24:51,158
♪ Oh, no, why you smokin'
on some outdoor
2004
01:24:51,191 --> 01:24:54,062
♪ Never-ending story She gonna
write it like I'm Foucault
2005
01:24:54,127 --> 01:24:56,965
♪ Catch me in the tiki looking
freaky by the South Shore
2006
01:24:56,998 --> 01:24:59,701
♪ You should get out
the house more
2007
01:25:00,635 --> 01:25:02,870
♪ Michael S. always got
the fire burning
2008
01:25:02,904 --> 01:25:05,773
♪ Illuminate the sky
Plug into my higher learning
2009
01:25:05,807 --> 01:25:07,508
♪ Get to Torrance
from the Florence
2010
01:25:07,542 --> 01:25:09,142
♪ With the higher version
2011
01:25:09,176 --> 01:25:11,613
♪ Spread the virus through
the piracy behind the curtains
2012
01:25:11,646 --> 01:25:14,515
♪ Every morning
Oh, she's drinking black coffee
2013
01:25:14,549 --> 01:25:17,451
♪ Yoga, surfing, meditation
with some bad mommies
2014
01:25:17,484 --> 01:25:20,320
♪ Oh, I keep the reputation
as a bad hombre
2015
01:25:20,354 --> 01:25:23,591
♪ DIY hair dyes
that's some bad ombres
2016
01:25:23,625 --> 01:25:25,727
♪ Yeah, yeah, baby
Go and rock it out
2017
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:28,796
♪ You see I'mma cop a
house while you cop a couch
2018
01:25:28,830 --> 01:25:31,733
♪ Oh, yeah, ouch
I'm the one they talkin' about
2019
01:25:32,366 --> 01:25:34,002
♪ Uh, uh ♪
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