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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,484 --> 00:00:03,874 [SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:17,362 --> 00:00:22,332 ♪ There has been But one true love 3 00:00:22,367 --> 00:00:25,337 ♪ In my baby's arms 4 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:26,540 Ugh. 5 00:00:26,647 --> 00:00:29,197 Did I drool on ya?[CHUCKLES] 6 00:00:29,305 --> 00:00:30,505 I don't mind.[SCOFFS] 7 00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:35,167 ♪ And I got the hands To hold onto them 8 00:00:35,276 --> 00:00:39,726 ♪ There has been But one true love ♪ 9 00:00:41,972 --> 00:00:43,222 DRIVER: See ya later. 10 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:46,288 [HORN HONKING] 11 00:00:52,707 --> 00:00:53,807 I'm fuckin' starving. 12 00:00:54,882 --> 00:00:56,162 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 13 00:00:56,263 --> 00:00:58,543 [UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 14 00:01:00,129 --> 00:01:01,679 We could share a candy. 15 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,210 Dipstix? 16 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:08,479 There's only one dip stick. 17 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:11,551 I don't wanna give you my spit germs. 18 00:01:11,588 --> 00:01:12,588 Too late. 19 00:01:14,591 --> 00:01:15,521 How about these? 20 00:01:15,627 --> 00:01:18,527 Nah, they got that coconut asshole taste. 21 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:21,180 They got Sour Straws. Those split easy. 22 00:01:21,288 --> 00:01:22,528 WAYNE: Yeah, grab 'em. 23 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,259 Holy shit. 24 00:01:27,397 --> 00:01:29,607 What?They got free coffee. 25 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,273 And little milks. 26 00:01:36,786 --> 00:01:38,236 That's creamer, ya dummy. 27 00:01:41,377 --> 00:01:42,587 Tastes good, though. 28 00:01:44,587 --> 00:01:45,417 Ugh. 29 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:47,280 Maybe it's too hot for coffee. 30 00:01:47,866 --> 00:01:49,626 Fuckin' Florida. 31 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:51,390 Hey, you should get some shorts. 32 00:01:52,629 --> 00:01:53,799 I don't wear shorts. 33 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:55,176 Ever?Never. 34 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:56,597 What do you wear at the beach? 35 00:01:56,702 --> 00:01:59,082 I don't know. I ain't never been to the beach. 36 00:01:59,188 --> 00:02:00,288 At least not as a bigger person. 37 00:02:00,396 --> 00:02:02,116 What'd you wear when you were a littler person? 38 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:03,226 Pants. 39 00:02:03,330 --> 00:02:05,130 Okay. How far is the beach? 40 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,949 We're going. Pants or no pants. 41 00:02:07,057 --> 00:02:07,987 They got maps. 42 00:02:14,582 --> 00:02:19,312 All right. Looks like the beach is this far. 43 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:21,235 How far is this? 44 00:02:21,348 --> 00:02:23,278 Pretty far.But once we get that car... 45 00:02:23,315 --> 00:02:25,795 [DOORBELL CHIMES]Whoo! Come on, fuckers. 46 00:02:25,904 --> 00:02:28,634 Eh, grab a 30 rack and 'em Flamin' Hots. 47 00:02:28,665 --> 00:02:32,255 Oh, and grab an ice bag. I'mma get the blunt wraps. 48 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:33,909 Yeah. 49 00:02:34,015 --> 00:02:36,495 About to eat mint chocolate chip and get high as fuck. 50 00:02:41,816 --> 00:02:42,816 Oh. 51 00:02:42,852 --> 00:02:44,032 Go right ahead. 52 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:53,240 Eh! [SLAMS COUNTER] 53 00:02:53,345 --> 00:02:55,275 Gimme them Grape Swishy Boys. 54 00:02:55,382 --> 00:02:56,692 You gonna pay for them this time? 55 00:02:56,797 --> 00:02:59,487 How about, you be the Swishy Boys gettin' motherfucker 56 00:02:59,524 --> 00:03:01,114 and shut the fuck up? 57 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,865 [DOORBELL CHIMES][REGGIE GIGGLES] 58 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,183 Come on. 59 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,838 [BOTH LAUGHING] 60 00:03:09,879 --> 00:03:10,879 Sour. 61 00:03:11,294 --> 00:03:12,334 Here. 62 00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:13,643 You want some coffee? 63 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:18,681 [GIGGLES] 64 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:21,030 [LAUGHING] 65 00:03:21,062 --> 00:03:23,722 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 66 00:03:33,489 --> 00:03:34,869 REGGIE: What the fuck? 67 00:03:38,563 --> 00:03:41,053 Better clean that shit off my car, bitch. 68 00:03:42,912 --> 00:03:44,292 Your car? 69 00:03:44,396 --> 00:03:45,666 Fuck's askin'? 70 00:03:46,571 --> 00:03:48,811 [THEME MUSIC RESUMES] 71 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:52,847 [CRACKS KNUCKLES] 72 00:03:52,956 --> 00:03:54,886 [THEME MUSIC CONTINUES] 73 00:04:11,009 --> 00:04:12,389 [CHUCKLES] 74 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,400 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 75 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:20,360 Last chance, motherfucker. 76 00:04:28,889 --> 00:04:29,889 Clean it. 77 00:04:51,152 --> 00:04:52,402 [MUSIC STOPS] 78 00:04:53,258 --> 00:04:54,978 [CAR HOOD SQUEAKING] 79 00:05:00,645 --> 00:05:03,155 Man, there's no way you can chug a beer in two seconds. 80 00:05:03,268 --> 00:05:04,578 Not in my mouth. 81 00:05:04,683 --> 00:05:07,103 Would you two stop butt chuggin' in my fuckin' house? 82 00:05:08,169 --> 00:05:09,589 You're lucky ice melts. 83 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:28,666 [ENGINE STARTS] 84 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:32,775 [TIRES SCREECHING] 85 00:05:39,477 --> 00:05:40,957 What the fuck was that? 86 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,996 My dad's car. 87 00:05:44,033 --> 00:05:45,453 Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? 88 00:05:45,552 --> 00:05:47,662 That... That's the car? 89 00:05:47,761 --> 00:05:49,491 The one that's drivin' away? 90 00:05:51,523 --> 00:05:53,283 It was gold. 91 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,697 You never told me it was fuckin' gold. 92 00:05:56,632 --> 00:05:58,192 [STAMMERING] What the fuck? 93 00:05:58,288 --> 00:05:59,358 What are we gonna do? 94 00:05:59,462 --> 00:06:00,882 We gonna go get it, or what? 95 00:06:01,706 --> 00:06:03,976 Oh, my God. What the fuck? 96 00:06:05,468 --> 00:06:07,158 I cannot believe you let that car get away. 97 00:06:07,263 --> 00:06:10,963 Came all the way to fuckin' Florida for you to let that fuckin' car get away. 98 00:06:12,613 --> 00:06:14,243 How the hell are we gonna find 'em now? 99 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:18,897 [DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYS INTERMITTENTLY] 100 00:06:20,207 --> 00:06:21,797 [DOOR OPENS][DOORBELL CHIMES] 101 00:06:28,077 --> 00:06:29,077 Let's go. 102 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:40,050 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO] 103 00:06:42,263 --> 00:06:44,373 Check it. Those twins posted something. Look. 104 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:45,753 Hey, I'm driving. 105 00:06:46,716 --> 00:06:48,026 Richmond Hill Hospital, where's that? 106 00:06:48,131 --> 00:06:51,171 I'm guessing somewhere around Richmond Hill. 107 00:06:51,272 --> 00:06:53,272 And that's an hour and a half drive behind us. 108 00:06:53,378 --> 00:06:55,858 Well, good. That means we're that much closer to Florida 109 00:06:55,967 --> 00:06:57,757 than those Neanderthals. 110 00:06:59,591 --> 00:07:00,701 We're comin' for ya, Wayne! 111 00:07:00,799 --> 00:07:02,729 Hey! You can't yell at the driver. 112 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,698 Jeez. 113 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,600 This hospital's hashtag got some wild shit on it. 114 00:07:11,914 --> 00:07:12,884 Damn. 115 00:07:12,984 --> 00:07:14,544 This used to be a dude's face, look. 116 00:07:14,641 --> 00:07:16,571 Hey! Get that out of my fucking face! 117 00:07:16,677 --> 00:07:19,607 I'm fucking driving, Orlando! Jesus Christ! 118 00:07:19,715 --> 00:07:22,195 You're gonna fucking kill both of us! 119 00:07:22,303 --> 00:07:23,583 Shoot. 120 00:07:23,615 --> 00:07:26,405 Three fucks and the Lord's name in vain. What's wrong with you? 121 00:07:26,515 --> 00:07:27,895 I'm sorry, bud. 122 00:07:27,999 --> 00:07:29,029 I'm starvin'. 123 00:07:29,138 --> 00:07:30,688 Why is nothin' open? 124 00:07:30,795 --> 00:07:33,105 Maybe because we're in the Bible Belt on a Sunday? 125 00:07:33,211 --> 00:07:34,281 Nothing's open. 126 00:07:34,384 --> 00:07:35,594 I gotta eat soon. 127 00:07:35,696 --> 00:07:37,106 Once my blood sugar dips, 128 00:07:38,319 --> 00:07:40,109 I'm just not my usual fun lovin' self. 129 00:07:40,218 --> 00:07:41,598 Look, if you get tired, I could drive. 130 00:07:41,702 --> 00:07:43,322 You're not driving. 131 00:07:43,428 --> 00:07:47,878 All right, look. You need a hot meal at any time of the day, guaranteed? 132 00:07:47,984 --> 00:07:50,164 There's only one place for you to go. 133 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:53,472 A strip club? You want me to eat food in a strip club? 134 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:54,817 There is zero chance I'm going in there. 135 00:07:54,922 --> 00:07:56,272 And even less of a chance you are. 136 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:59,172 It's not funny, Orlando. I told you about my blood sugar. 137 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:00,621 I'm serious, I'm hungry. 138 00:08:00,721 --> 00:08:02,481 And you bring me to a strip club. 139 00:08:02,585 --> 00:08:03,965 [SNIFFS] 140 00:08:04,414 --> 00:08:05,494 Jesus. 141 00:08:05,588 --> 00:08:07,138 Are they making ribs in there? 142 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:08,895 [SNIFFING] 143 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:11,105 I think the strip club has a smoker. 144 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,460 [LAUGHING] Hey! 145 00:08:13,562 --> 00:08:14,562 All right. All right. 146 00:08:14,666 --> 00:08:16,566 Just real quick. We'll just go in quick. 147 00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:19,118 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 148 00:08:22,847 --> 00:08:23,987 Oh, man. 149 00:08:24,089 --> 00:08:25,919 Gotta admit, it's pretty cool. 150 00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:29,747 All right, here's what we're gonna do. 151 00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:31,374 It's an old car, so I can hot-wire it. 152 00:08:31,476 --> 00:08:34,336 You get in the passenger side, lay low while I sneak around, fire it up. 153 00:08:34,444 --> 00:08:37,384 We'll be out of here before they can say, "What the fuck?" 154 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,518 Wayne? 155 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,873 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 156 00:08:40,968 --> 00:08:41,938 Yeah. 157 00:08:42,452 --> 00:08:43,632 Hot-wire. 158 00:08:45,594 --> 00:08:47,184 Wayne, what're you doing? 159 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,700 Wayne. 160 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:05,860 Oh, shit. It's coffee boy. 161 00:09:14,726 --> 00:09:17,246 Yo, whatchoo doin' with our beers, homie?Fucker. 162 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,846 Hey, you touch one more beer, I'm gonna kick your ass, bro. 163 00:09:30,984 --> 00:09:32,574 It's tea time, motherfucker. 164 00:09:32,675 --> 00:09:34,985 [BOTH WHOOPING]Wayne. 165 00:09:35,091 --> 00:09:37,921 Little bitch.Let's get this fucking party started! 166 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:40,985 Come on, Chamomile, show him what Ocala all about. 167 00:09:41,097 --> 00:09:43,267 [DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 168 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,235 You fucked up now, coffee boy. 169 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,249 Shouldn't have done that, bitch. 170 00:09:55,664 --> 00:09:57,774 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 171 00:09:57,873 --> 00:09:59,743 You got knocked the fuck out! 172 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,770 [CACKLES] 173 00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:03,776 [DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES] 174 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:11,470 I never dropped your beer.What the fuck? 175 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,226 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 176 00:10:14,337 --> 00:10:15,267 Shit. 177 00:10:15,304 --> 00:10:16,754 [GRUNTING] 178 00:10:19,549 --> 00:10:21,099 [ALL EXCLAIM] 179 00:10:21,137 --> 00:10:22,757 Oh, fuck! 180 00:10:22,863 --> 00:10:24,933 Who the fuck you think you is? 181 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:27,901 WOMAN: Hey. 182 00:10:28,006 --> 00:10:28,896 Hey! 183 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:31,147 What the fuck is goin' on? 184 00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:36,264 Holy fucking shit. 185 00:10:40,294 --> 00:10:43,134 Well, you look just like your father. 186 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:55,280 [SUCKS TEETH] 187 00:10:59,624 --> 00:11:01,974 MAUREEN: Isn't this nice, hmm? 188 00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:04,796 Everybody sitting together, like family supper. 189 00:11:04,836 --> 00:11:06,356 [MAUREEN CHUCKLES] 190 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:08,905 There's fruit in the salad. 191 00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:12,503 MAUREEN: Yeah, I know, it's, um, part of that food pyramid or whatever. 192 00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:14,673 You know, maybe it's good that the party was canceled 193 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,258 because it's just more for us. 194 00:11:16,365 --> 00:11:17,535 That's right. 195 00:11:18,885 --> 00:11:19,775 And I don't know why I'm always feeding those animals anyway. 196 00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:21,506 Those are my friends, Mama. 197 00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:24,371 MAUREEN: Well, one of your "friends" took a dump in my nice plant pot. 198 00:11:27,997 --> 00:11:29,377 Mama?MAUREEN: Mmm. 199 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,686 Can you cut the meat off my ribs? 200 00:11:32,795 --> 00:11:34,685 What?You know you do it like I like. 201 00:11:34,797 --> 00:11:35,697 Oh, come on. 202 00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:37,038 What's the matter with you? 203 00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:40,176 Cutting meat for you, weirdo. 204 00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:42,362 He come outta you? 205 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:45,150 Huh? Him? No. This is Calvin's boy from before. 206 00:11:45,256 --> 00:11:48,326 CALVIN: Reggie comes out of what I call an "F'd up relationship." 207 00:11:48,431 --> 00:11:51,471 I F'd up and had relations with someone after too many tallboys. 208 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:53,022 Oh, my God. 209 00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:55,367 Well, it must a relief he's not yours. 210 00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:57,062 No offense. 211 00:11:57,164 --> 00:11:59,414 None taken. [CLICKS TONGUE] 212 00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:01,506 Hey, coffee boy, 213 00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:03,687 [SUCKS TEETH] got lucky today. 214 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:07,042 [SUCKS TEETH] Almost got took'd out by Chamomile. 215 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,590 Why do you call him Chamomile? 216 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:10,383 'Cause he puts motherfuckers to sleep. 217 00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:12,038 I'm still awake.For now. 218 00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:14,246 Wow. Does anybody want more potato salad? 219 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:15,874 'Cause it's so good, it's very fancy, 220 00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:17,836 it's got the skin still on, it's got those tiny little green... 221 00:12:17,944 --> 00:12:19,504 Oh, my God. I'm sorry, do you not care 222 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,880 how your son's been doing for the past 11 goddamn years? 223 00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:26,325 Has it been 11 goddamn years? 224 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:28,162 Really? 225 00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:29,444 You know, I noticed you was taller. 226 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,891 Oh, yeah, since he was five? That's kinda how it works. 227 00:12:31,923 --> 00:12:33,753 CALVIN: Hey.Okay, that was a joke 228 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,057 and I thought it was good. [LAUGHS] 229 00:12:35,099 --> 00:12:36,239 Stop.DEL: You know what? 230 00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:37,621 You should really stop laying out in the sun. 231 00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:39,102 Your orange skin's distractin' me 232 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:41,686 from your one fake tit that's bigger than the other fake tit. 233 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,175 All right.What the fuck? 234 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,589 CALVIN: Calm down.You think ya better than me? 235 00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:47,114 Do you think you're better than me?Hey. Shh. 236 00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:48,914 Calm...Dad's dead. 237 00:12:59,537 --> 00:13:01,127 Cancer. From his job. 238 00:13:07,027 --> 00:13:09,057 Yeah, he always worked too much. [CHUCKLES] 239 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:13,859 I told him. I said, "Those... Those fumes, they're gonna get ya." 240 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,475 Which worked out in my favor. 241 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,630 Just saying. 242 00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:20,939 [CHUCKLES] 243 00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:23,292 Well, may he rest in peace. 244 00:13:23,492 --> 00:13:24,492 Right? 245 00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:30,877 Who wants dessert? Everybody saving room? 246 00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:32,472 'Cause I got Entenmanns. 247 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:33,571 Fuckin' A. 248 00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:35,064 REGGIE: Mama?MAUREEN: What? 249 00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:37,509 Can you get me some more Hi-C, please? 250 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,579 Sure. 251 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,510 [EXHALES] Right. 252 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,832 [SCREAMING] 253 00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:52,523 [PAINED GROANING] 254 00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:56,351 [SUCKS TEETH] 255 00:13:57,526 --> 00:14:00,426 [UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 256 00:14:02,911 --> 00:14:04,331 Hi. 257 00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,019 You ain't gettin' in here, little man. 258 00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:07,501 I'm Krystal's kid. 259 00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:15,156 Fifteen bucks. 260 00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:16,958 I'm Krystal's accountant. 261 00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,723 Then write that shit off. 262 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,210 Can I get a receipt? 263 00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:26,279 It was just a joke. 264 00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:29,392 Just a little accountant humor. 265 00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:30,729 [CHUCKLES] 266 00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:32,393 There you go. 267 00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:34,944 Good day. 268 00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:37,806 How did you know there was gonna be a Krystal? 269 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,571 Dude, there's always a Krystal. 270 00:14:42,536 --> 00:14:43,676 MAN: I see you, baby. 271 00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:47,062 Oh, yeah! I love it! 272 00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:49,752 These places, they never made sense to me. 273 00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:51,414 You got all these women. 274 00:14:51,511 --> 00:14:53,201 They get their clothes off.Mmm-hmm. 275 00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:56,517 Okay? They never ever would do it with you. 276 00:14:56,619 --> 00:14:59,239 And you pay them your money, you get up, 277 00:14:59,346 --> 00:15:02,316 you go home, you're all worked up. 278 00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:05,388 It's like payin' a restaurant to smell the food. 279 00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:09,011 Dude, could you just shut up and enjoy the nekkid? 280 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,081 What's "the nekkid"? 281 00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:14,222 The nekkid, you know? 282 00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:16,574 Look, there's the buffet. 283 00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:21,327 "The naked." 284 00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:23,777 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 285 00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:28,688 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 286 00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:29,929 Few rules. 287 00:15:30,032 --> 00:15:31,522 Never take the top plate.Yeah. 288 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,170 Always use the tongs.Yeah, yeah. 289 00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:35,687 And never get the last of anything.Yeah, yeah, yeah. 290 00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:39,076 There's always a fresh batch on its way.Uh-huh. Yeah. [MUMBLES] 291 00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:41,179 Ow!Hey. What'd I just say? 292 00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:42,625 I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. 293 00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:47,635 [SIGHS] 294 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,363 Well, that was fuckin' delightful. 295 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,117 What are we still doing here? 296 00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:55,263 She made us supper. 297 00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:57,199 Oh, yeah, mother of the fuckin' year. 298 00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,891 Now, can we please take the car and get the hell out of here? 299 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,133 REGGIE: There you fuckin' is. 300 00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:03,786 [CHUCKLES] Hey, you wanna see something? 301 00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:05,973 Depends what it is. 302 00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,448 It's my birthday present. 303 00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:10,312 [SUCKS TEETH] I'm taking your boyfriend. 304 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,597 Come on, bitch. Hurry up. 305 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:20,743 MAUREEN: Oh. 306 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,461 You two go play nice, huh? 307 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,397 REGGIE: Yes, Mama.[LAUGHS] 308 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,680 I could use some help with the dishes in there. 309 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:30,228 Oh, okay. You want me to go get your husband or whatever he is? 310 00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:31,919 Yeah, sure. 311 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,815 If it ain't a car or my tits, he ain't puttin' his hands on it. 312 00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:37,172 Thanks for that picture. 313 00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:41,691 I'll tell you something else. 314 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,143 Ever since I started wearing these rubber gloves to do dishes, 315 00:16:44,244 --> 00:16:46,324 my nails, they just don't break so much. 316 00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:49,009 Oh, is that right?Yeah, and I used to be a manicurist. 317 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:53,982 Hey, you know how everyone thinks that their toes are the most disgusting? 318 00:16:54,082 --> 00:16:56,462 Well, they're right.Oh, wow, that's a great story, Maureen. 319 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,667 Maybe they'll make a movie out of it.[CHUCKLES] 320 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,678 But what was my worst job? 321 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:02,640 Let's see. 322 00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,505 What the fuck is wrong with this thing? 323 00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:06,719 There's nothing wrong with that thing. 324 00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:09,336 I made that. Yeah. 325 00:17:09,442 --> 00:17:10,342 Jesus. 326 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,335 I did. I took a pottery class at the rec center. 327 00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:15,517 And I thought it was gonna be like Ghost. 328 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:16,661 But you know what? 329 00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:18,999 I didn't see a single Patrick Swayze. 330 00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:20,107 [LAUGHS] 331 00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:21,181 So I quit. 332 00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:22,491 I didn't need that. 333 00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:24,353 That shit's harder than it looks. 334 00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:26,217 What's hard? Showing up? 335 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:27,766 What? 336 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:30,464 Aw, look at you. You got a mouth on you. You know what? 337 00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:32,186 You know who you remind me of? Me. 338 00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:34,293 Oh, yeah? You remind me of my Aunt Linda. 339 00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:35,878 Oh, yeah? She liked to make pottery? 340 00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:37,396 No, she liked to make meth. 341 00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:40,754 Also left the family. Then she blew herself up in a shitty trailer. 342 00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:45,203 I don't gotta explain myself to you. 343 00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:46,506 Yeah, you're right. 344 00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,647 I ain't the one you gotta explain anything to. 345 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,518 Well, 346 00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:53,491 he seemed like he turned out just fine. 347 00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:54,729 You don't know anything about him. 348 00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:57,082 My life was very complicated back then. 349 00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:58,179 Jesus fucking Christ. 350 00:17:58,284 --> 00:18:00,364 Everybody's life is fucking complicated. 351 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,008 You know? It don't make it right. 352 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,735 You runnin' out on your family. 353 00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:06,573 Oh, yeah? 354 00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:07,712 Where's your family? 355 00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:13,542 [BOWL SHATTERS] 356 00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:16,681 Whoops. 357 00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:25,104 [CHUCKLING] 358 00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:26,687 I'm just fuckin' with you. 359 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,278 Here she is. 360 00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:37,254 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 361 00:18:44,985 --> 00:18:46,365 CALVIN: She's a beauty. 362 00:18:47,643 --> 00:18:49,653 [GRUNTS] 363 00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:53,439 Did some head work to get the horsepower over 325. 364 00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:55,647 One of the few gas guzzlers left. 365 00:18:55,755 --> 00:19:00,235 Till all of them fuckin' hippies got all uppity about the environment. 366 00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:01,446 Fuckin' hippies. 367 00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:03,764 [SIGHS] It's a relic from another era. 368 00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:06,486 Plus the backseat's good to do the fuckin' in. 369 00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:13,807 So, Wayne, [SIGHS] 370 00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:17,642 you come all this way just to have a salad with fruit in it?REGGIE: Hmm? 371 00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,331 You like cars? 372 00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:23,437 Certain ones. 373 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:24,681 Know anything about 'em? 374 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:26,234 Certain ones. 375 00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:27,987 Well, this one runs hot. 376 00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:29,098 Real hot. 377 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,002 You don't want it to overheat.Mmm-mmm. 378 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,518 Top it off. 379 00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:46,498 You know, Reg, I actually got this car from Wayne's old man. 380 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,600 No shit. 381 00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:49,503 He loved it. 382 00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,713 But it just became too much for him to handle. 383 00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:53,191 Damn. 384 00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:54,295 Not what I heard. 385 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,200 Oh, yeah? What'd you hear? 386 00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:58,338 That you stole it.[BOTH LAUGHING] 387 00:19:58,438 --> 00:20:00,058 "Stole.""Stole." 388 00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:02,034 That don't sound right. 389 00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:03,821 Seeing as though I got the title 390 00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:07,554 and the keys. 391 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:08,524 Oh, shit. 392 00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:10,692 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 393 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:11,795 Thanks, Daddy. 394 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:17,009 Well, I got a bunch of postcards 395 00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:19,742 with a picture of a dickhead and his stupid mustache on 'em. 396 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,843 Fuck! 397 00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:28,397 Hey, keep your punk bitch-ass hands off my baby. 398 00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:34,064 You're out of coolant, dickhead. 399 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,855 Daddy, I... I will whip that boy's ass...Shut the fuck up, Reggie. 400 00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,731 What happened? 401 00:20:47,763 --> 00:20:50,733 Ah, don't worry. Nothing broke but this ugly bowl. 402 00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,768 Hey, I got it. I got it.I don't mind. 403 00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:13,756 No pics of you up there. 404 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,592 You're so stupid. 405 00:21:20,624 --> 00:21:22,354 I got more pictures, you know, 406 00:21:22,453 --> 00:21:24,353 of you, from when you was little. 407 00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:25,935 Come on. Yeah. 408 00:21:28,114 --> 00:21:30,464 That's one ugly-ass fish. 409 00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:32,285 Does it sing a song or somethin'? 410 00:21:32,394 --> 00:21:34,124 Oh. No, that's real. 411 00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:36,543 I mean, it was real. 412 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,130 The boys caught it. They love noodling. 413 00:21:39,159 --> 00:21:40,889 What the fuck is "noodling"? 414 00:21:40,989 --> 00:21:42,719 Oh, wait, I don't care. 415 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,436 Ah! Ka-blam. 416 00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:46,545 Here we go. 417 00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:47,890 C'mere, handsome. 418 00:21:48,962 --> 00:21:50,792 Look how cute you were. 419 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,280 DEL: Still is. 420 00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,110 How's a baby get a shiner? 421 00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:57,069 Gave it to himself. Yeah. 422 00:21:57,177 --> 00:21:58,827 Took your father's hammer, 423 00:21:58,938 --> 00:22:01,728 went after your Big Wheel, tried to bash it. 424 00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:05,627 [LAUGHING] Took one swing at that big plastic tire 425 00:22:05,738 --> 00:22:08,568 and the hammer bounces back. Bam. Right in the eye. 426 00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:10,472 Maybe somebody should've been watchin' him. 427 00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:12,611 You loved to carry that hammer everywhere. 428 00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:15,160 I... I never understood why you loved it so much, 429 00:22:15,195 --> 00:22:20,615 but maybe 'cause it had your father's name scratched into the handle, I think. 430 00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:23,340 And my name.Yeah. 431 00:22:23,445 --> 00:22:26,515 Yeah, sweetie, I know. You wiseass. 432 00:22:29,313 --> 00:22:30,523 Remember this? 433 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,585 When your brother tried to dress you up like a clown? 434 00:22:32,696 --> 00:22:35,006 But instead of using makeup, 435 00:22:35,457 --> 00:22:37,047 he used nail polish. 436 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,426 Huh? 437 00:22:38,529 --> 00:22:40,669 And not the cheap stuff, not the Wet n Wild. 438 00:22:40,704 --> 00:22:42,504 Like, the pricey shit. 439 00:22:42,533 --> 00:22:47,123 [SIGHS] I went apeshit when I came home and saw what he did to you. 440 00:22:47,227 --> 00:22:49,677 Took a whole bottle of acetone just to get that off. 441 00:22:49,713 --> 00:22:51,303 Must have burned like hell. 442 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,684 MAUREEN: That was the crazy part. 443 00:22:52,785 --> 00:22:55,475 I'm just rubbin' this nail polish remover all over his face 444 00:22:55,581 --> 00:22:58,201 and he's just sitting there, lookin' up at me, smiling. 445 00:22:59,136 --> 00:23:00,376 Didn't cry once. 446 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,803 You used nail polish remover on his face? 447 00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:04,518 Well, the rubbin' alcohol didn't work. 448 00:23:05,073 --> 00:23:06,523 Doesn't matter. 449 00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:10,176 You still got a nice face underneath all them bruises and shit. 450 00:23:10,285 --> 00:23:11,485 [SNIFFING] 451 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,740 Oh, Jesus Christ. 452 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,020 [LAUGHING] Your hair smells so terrible. 453 00:23:17,741 --> 00:23:19,191 It's okay. 454 00:23:19,294 --> 00:23:21,854 Let's get you some, uh, shampoo and some bathroom shit, you know. 455 00:23:21,952 --> 00:23:24,682 Acetone-free, I promise. Come on. 456 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,420 DEL: I hate it. 457 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,250 [CHUCKLES] 458 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,870 Look, they got that shower gel that's got mangoes. [SIGHS] 459 00:23:43,974 --> 00:23:45,184 Oh, yeah. 460 00:23:45,285 --> 00:23:46,245 MAUREEN: Oh. 461 00:23:46,355 --> 00:23:47,905 You know, we already got shower gel. 462 00:23:48,012 --> 00:23:51,222 It ain't all tutti-frutti, but, you know, it'll do. 463 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:53,116 [CHUCKLES] 464 00:23:58,126 --> 00:23:59,126 What are we doin' here? 465 00:24:00,715 --> 00:24:01,915 Shoppin', I guess? 466 00:24:02,026 --> 00:24:03,576 Yeah, I know. I can see that, but... 467 00:24:03,683 --> 00:24:05,133 MAUREEN: Wayne, you gotta come see this. 468 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:06,786 How stupid is this shirt? 469 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,406 "Saturyays"? Fuck you. 470 00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:11,307 You know what? Your father sees somebody in this shirt, 471 00:24:11,415 --> 00:24:12,445 he'd beat his ass. 472 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,795 I'd beat my own ass. 473 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:15,590 [LAUGHING] 474 00:24:15,626 --> 00:24:17,036 Ah, yeah, you would. 475 00:24:18,284 --> 00:24:19,464 Oh, my God. 476 00:24:19,561 --> 00:24:22,321 You got the exact same smile as him. 477 00:24:22,426 --> 00:24:24,456 Double line here, single line there. 478 00:24:24,566 --> 00:24:25,636 [SIGHS] 479 00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:28,160 Oh, I used to love that smile. 480 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,119 Till he went and got all his teeth knocked out 481 00:24:30,227 --> 00:24:32,057 at that hockey game in Taunton.[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 482 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,330 You know, your father was a real hothead. 483 00:24:36,405 --> 00:24:37,575 Yeah. 484 00:24:38,787 --> 00:24:40,337 We gotta take a picture. 485 00:24:41,341 --> 00:24:43,141 We do. We gotta do it. Uh... 486 00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:47,307 Hey, Del, take my phone. C'mon. 487 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,658 Here we go. 488 00:24:50,972 --> 00:24:51,802 Mmm! 489 00:24:51,904 --> 00:24:53,184 [SHUTTER CLICKS]Cheese. 490 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,774 Oops, cut your head off. 491 00:24:54,872 --> 00:24:56,152 Well, take another one. 492 00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,907 Okay, here we go. 493 00:25:00,015 --> 00:25:00,945 Mwah. 494 00:25:01,430 --> 00:25:03,090 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 495 00:25:03,191 --> 00:25:04,161 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 496 00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:07,946 Aw. My finger's in the photo. 497 00:25:08,058 --> 00:25:09,918 Hmm?I'm not takin' another one. 498 00:25:10,474 --> 00:25:12,134 [GASPS] Mmm... 499 00:25:12,234 --> 00:25:14,034 Me and my handsome boy. 500 00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:16,033 I mean, I look like garbage, but whatever. 501 00:25:16,135 --> 00:25:20,515 No, I do. Still, this one's goin' on the fridge. 502 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,763 For sure. Definitely. 503 00:25:22,866 --> 00:25:26,176 All right. While you're in Florida, gotta get your shorts, right? Come on. 504 00:25:26,214 --> 00:25:28,224 Wayne don't ever wear shorts...Okay. 505 00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:30,943 Really? 506 00:25:31,046 --> 00:25:32,356 Shorts? 507 00:25:32,392 --> 00:25:33,462 What do you think? 508 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,776 It's got pockets. It's good, right? 509 00:25:35,879 --> 00:25:38,679 WAYNE: Okay.MAUREEN: Got a... Comes with a belt. 510 00:25:38,778 --> 00:25:41,298 Yeah? I mean, these...WAYNE: Yeah. 511 00:25:41,401 --> 00:25:44,891 ♪ Headstone Headstone 512 00:25:46,786 --> 00:25:49,476 ♪ I got to put him In the cold, cold ground 513 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:51,552 ♪ In the cold, cold ground 514 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:53,694 ♪ Oh, heaven 515 00:25:53,724 --> 00:25:56,074 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 516 00:25:56,175 --> 00:25:58,555 Hey, Stacey, let me know if I'm in your way. 517 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,320 [CHUCKLES]By the way, 518 00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:03,180 I really appreciate how you spelled out the alphabet 519 00:26:03,285 --> 00:26:05,555 with your body up there on the pole. 520 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:08,188 I was an educator. It's not lost on me. 521 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:09,910 Where's the kid? 522 00:26:12,018 --> 00:26:14,188 I said, where's the motherfuckin' kid? 523 00:26:14,296 --> 00:26:16,886 I know, I was taught not to speak with my mouth full. 524 00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:19,579 Maybe you could learn some manners. 525 00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:21,751 Motherfucker. I'll fucking fuck you up.Hey! 526 00:26:21,856 --> 00:26:23,026 How's that for manners? 527 00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:24,893 Uh, needs some work. What'd the kid do? 528 00:26:24,997 --> 00:26:28,927 That little shit charged a round of drinks and a cash advance in my fuckin' name. 529 00:26:29,035 --> 00:26:31,345 Oh, uh... Hey, Krystal. 530 00:26:31,451 --> 00:26:34,211 I haven't seen you since your last tax appointment. 531 00:26:34,316 --> 00:26:37,076 By the way, I have some documents I need you to sign in the car. 532 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:38,771 Bitch, I don't fuckin' know you. 533 00:26:38,873 --> 00:26:40,843 I don't know you or that stupid-ass kid, 534 00:26:40,944 --> 00:26:42,394 egg-headed motherfucker. 535 00:26:42,497 --> 00:26:43,357 Where is he? 536 00:26:43,463 --> 00:26:45,433 I... I don't...Where's the fuckin' kid? 537 00:26:45,534 --> 00:26:47,234 I don't know.Say again? 538 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,609 Yo, the little motherfucker's in the champagne room. 539 00:26:50,712 --> 00:26:51,962 What?What? 540 00:26:52,058 --> 00:26:54,128 And I got you some tighty-whities. 541 00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:56,583 What? Don't be shy. 542 00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:58,554 There's no shame in having clean drawers. 543 00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:01,901 [CLEARS THROAT] Excuse me, miss. I need to check the young lady's bag. 544 00:27:01,999 --> 00:27:03,789 Why? What's the problem? 545 00:27:03,898 --> 00:27:05,278 This girl was stealing. 546 00:27:05,313 --> 00:27:06,313 MAUREEN: What? 547 00:27:08,143 --> 00:27:09,353 Beard oil? 548 00:27:09,386 --> 00:27:11,936 Uh... Okay. I'm sure there's some misunderstanding. 549 00:27:11,975 --> 00:27:14,765 She obviously ain't got no beard. Yet. 550 00:27:14,874 --> 00:27:16,464 Sorry, ma'am. We got it on camera. 551 00:27:16,565 --> 00:27:18,705 They got it on camera. 552 00:27:18,809 --> 00:27:21,049 Why you break my heart like this, huh? 553 00:27:21,467 --> 00:27:22,637 Oh, God. 554 00:27:22,744 --> 00:27:24,134 Kids do such dumb shit. 555 00:27:24,159 --> 00:27:27,129 I mean, I know I did when I was her age. 556 00:27:27,231 --> 00:27:28,651 Fifteen, right? 557 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:30,481 Who isn't totally screwed up, you know? 558 00:27:30,579 --> 00:27:34,169 They got all these hormones. They're just running wild, right? 559 00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:36,313 [SIGHS] 560 00:27:36,344 --> 00:27:40,974 Do you think you could have a heart and just maybe look the other way? 561 00:27:41,004 --> 00:27:43,974 And I promise I'm gonna set her down when I get home. 562 00:27:45,353 --> 00:27:46,633 [SIGHS] 563 00:27:46,734 --> 00:27:48,324 Next time, we will press charges. 564 00:27:48,356 --> 00:27:50,666 Oh, you're a saint. I could kiss you. 565 00:27:50,772 --> 00:27:51,982 You have my word. 566 00:27:52,015 --> 00:27:54,085 I'm gonna send her to one of those Christian camps. 567 00:27:54,189 --> 00:27:56,469 You know, where they put the Lord in her. 568 00:27:56,571 --> 00:27:57,681 She's not my fucking mother. 569 00:27:57,779 --> 00:27:58,779 Oh, here we go with that one again. 570 00:27:58,884 --> 00:28:00,824 I've been excommunicated. 571 00:28:02,301 --> 00:28:03,821 Sorry she did that. 572 00:28:03,854 --> 00:28:06,344 Thanks for helping her.It's no big whoop. 573 00:28:24,772 --> 00:28:26,152 Gonna try on your beard oil? 574 00:28:26,256 --> 00:28:27,706 You gonna try on your shorts? 575 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,050 You're lucky she stood up for you. 576 00:28:29,155 --> 00:28:30,565 You could've got in real trouble. 577 00:28:30,674 --> 00:28:32,714 Yeah, she's a real goddamn peach. 578 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,465 She went out of her way for you. 579 00:28:34,574 --> 00:28:35,544 Didn't fuckin' ask her to. 580 00:28:39,407 --> 00:28:40,407 Why'd you do it? 581 00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:45,966 Why'd you start a fight instead of stealing the goddamn car? 582 00:28:51,799 --> 00:28:53,419 What the hell are we here for? 583 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:56,597 I found the bus ticket in your bag. 584 00:28:59,254 --> 00:29:00,264 What? 585 00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:02,839 When? 586 00:29:02,948 --> 00:29:04,398 You're gonna leave me. 587 00:29:08,816 --> 00:29:10,056 Okay, yeah. 588 00:29:11,025 --> 00:29:12,605 Yeah, maybe I needed a backup plan. 589 00:29:12,716 --> 00:29:17,096 Maybe I wasn't thinking straight when I came here with you. 590 00:29:17,203 --> 00:29:19,833 This whole fucking time, it wasn't even about the car. 591 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:22,240 It was about your fucking mother. You're a liar. 592 00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:23,446 No, I'm not. 593 00:29:26,281 --> 00:29:28,591 I just didn't know what I wanted and... 594 00:29:28,628 --> 00:29:29,938 Maybe I wanted... 595 00:29:33,047 --> 00:29:34,597 I don't know, it's my family. 596 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,644 Oh, yeah? 597 00:29:37,741 --> 00:29:41,471 Yeah, like the fucking family that I left to come on this stupid trip? 598 00:29:42,228 --> 00:29:43,298 For you? 599 00:29:43,851 --> 00:29:45,301 [SIGHS] 600 00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:49,478 She left you once, Wayne. 601 00:29:52,031 --> 00:29:53,381 She'll do it again. 602 00:29:56,104 --> 00:29:57,624 You left me once. 603 00:30:12,776 --> 00:30:14,466 I'm not fucking sleeping in here. 604 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:16,636 Del, you don't have to... 605 00:30:16,745 --> 00:30:18,325 I need to shower. 606 00:30:23,994 --> 00:30:26,174 Okay, all right, we're leaving! 607 00:30:26,272 --> 00:30:27,692 We left! 608 00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:29,931 Nice shirt.Really? You're making fun of my shirt? 609 00:30:30,035 --> 00:30:31,235 You're a shirt shamer. 610 00:30:31,346 --> 00:30:35,106 Nice vest. Let me know when you kill Jason Bourne. 611 00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:37,532 Well, that was fun.No, that was not fun. 612 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:38,838 That was not fun! 613 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:40,840 We could've got arrested or worse! 614 00:30:40,942 --> 00:30:42,152 ORLANDO: But we didn't, so chill. 615 00:30:42,254 --> 00:30:44,294 I had to cover everything you spent. 616 00:30:44,394 --> 00:30:46,264 Okay? I'm a high school principal. 617 00:30:46,361 --> 00:30:48,991 I don't have a lot of extra cash just laying around. 618 00:30:49,019 --> 00:30:51,089 Now, I know you think you know a lot about life, 619 00:30:51,194 --> 00:30:53,164 like how not to eat the last shrimp. 620 00:30:53,196 --> 00:30:55,676 But you don't know shit about real life! 621 00:30:55,715 --> 00:30:57,335 You're just a fucking kid! 622 00:30:58,201 --> 00:30:59,511 Damn. 623 00:30:59,616 --> 00:31:01,026 You hungry again already? 624 00:31:03,102 --> 00:31:05,862 I'm sorry, I went berserker. I'm sorry... 625 00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:07,378 I... I'm sorry. 626 00:31:07,486 --> 00:31:09,316 Nah, that's okay. 627 00:31:09,419 --> 00:31:11,209 It's kind of cool to have someone yell at me. 628 00:31:11,317 --> 00:31:12,277 For once. 629 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,391 My grandma, um... 630 00:31:15,287 --> 00:31:16,627 She got dementia, so... 631 00:31:20,223 --> 00:31:22,053 Jesus, I had no idea. 632 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,470 She thinks I'm 47 years old. 633 00:31:26,022 --> 00:31:27,402 What, for real? 634 00:31:27,506 --> 00:31:28,816 Yeah. 635 00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:32,301 I have to make sure the bills are paid. 636 00:31:32,407 --> 00:31:34,647 You know, make sure the gas is turned off, 637 00:31:35,341 --> 00:31:37,311 sign the health insurance forms. 638 00:31:38,586 --> 00:31:41,136 Well, no kid should have to deal with that. 639 00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:43,870 You were lookin' out for me. 640 00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:47,731 It's nice to have someone else be the grown-up for once in my life. 641 00:31:47,836 --> 00:31:49,316 I don't know... 642 00:31:49,424 --> 00:31:50,774 You want me to keep yelling at you? 643 00:31:51,564 --> 00:31:52,574 Nah, I'm good. 644 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,022 Let's go find Wayne. Yell at him instead. 645 00:31:56,121 --> 00:31:57,571 You want me to take you for an ice-cream cone first? 646 00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:59,745 If you can find one of those coin-operated spaceships, 647 00:31:59,848 --> 00:32:00,988 you go on a little ride. 648 00:32:01,091 --> 00:32:02,441 Ah, go fuck yourself. 649 00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:06,438 You know, I think that Stacey liked me. 650 00:32:06,545 --> 00:32:09,025 You know, like, like me, like me. 651 00:32:09,134 --> 00:32:11,104 ORLANDO: [LAUGHS] Yeah, she liked your money, too. 652 00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:17,445 [SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING] 653 00:32:37,369 --> 00:32:38,369 Del? 654 00:32:45,411 --> 00:32:50,761 ♪ There's a fallen tree By a creek side 655 00:32:50,865 --> 00:32:55,485 ♪ That you laid on, and told me 656 00:32:55,594 --> 00:32:58,294 ♪ Don't let the fear Of losing me 657 00:32:58,390 --> 00:33:01,320 ♪ Keep you from moving on 658 00:33:02,394 --> 00:33:03,504 Del? 659 00:33:06,053 --> 00:33:08,683 ♪ Far from the prying eyes 660 00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:11,639 ♪ Of our friends who came 661 00:33:11,748 --> 00:33:13,918 ♪ By the fireflies 662 00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:16,096 ♪ That show our way 663 00:33:16,201 --> 00:33:19,271 ♪ We were starting To slip away 664 00:33:26,866 --> 00:33:29,106 ♪ That's when I was in love 665 00:33:31,181 --> 00:33:34,251 ♪ Just for you to hear me play 666 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,667 ♪ Starting to realize 667 00:33:41,536 --> 00:33:44,126 ♪ I'm the one that doesn't stay 668 00:33:57,863 --> 00:34:01,563 ♪ I'm the one that goes away 669 00:34:02,626 --> 00:34:06,626 ♪ I'm the one that goes away 670 00:34:16,226 --> 00:34:18,876 DEL: Next onWayne... 671 00:34:18,918 --> 00:34:21,398 REGGIE: So, you come all this way to eat my fucking cereal? 672 00:34:21,507 --> 00:34:24,197 Or 'cause you miss your mama or some shit? 673 00:34:24,234 --> 00:34:25,414 I've got my own candle business. 674 00:34:25,511 --> 00:34:28,551 Anyone ask you to fucking do that? 675 00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:30,722 Jesus fucking Christ!He's gotta fucking go. 676 00:34:30,758 --> 00:34:34,178 Regardless of how inconvenient this might be for you, 677 00:34:34,279 --> 00:34:36,179 he's still my fucking kid. 678 00:34:36,281 --> 00:34:37,351 COLE: We're gonna find Wayne... 679 00:34:37,454 --> 00:34:38,664 Oh, watch out for the dog![SCREAMING] 680 00:34:38,766 --> 00:34:40,526 Looking for a boy named Wayne McCullough. 681 00:34:40,630 --> 00:34:42,430 Wayne is in danger.DEL: Nobody's fucking with him. 682 00:34:42,528 --> 00:34:46,428 The place is like a white trash fortress of meth heads and crocodiles. 47925

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