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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome on stage
Mr Nice himself, Howard Marks.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Any, erm...
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Any plain-clothes policemen in tonight?
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No, seriously, are there any
plain-clothes policemen in tonight?
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No!
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Are you sure?
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Are there any dope smokers in tonight?
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I came from Kenfig HiII
in the Welsh valleys.
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There were more pubs than chapeIs,
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more coal mines than schools.
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16 per cent.
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Marks, very good.
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98 per cent.
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Swot!
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Sissy boy!
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Are you all right, love?
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Howard, bach, you're not well at all, man.
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It was 104 five minutes ago.
I took it myself.
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Well, it could be undulant fever.
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No more rugby for you this term, boyo.
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I'll make sure there's a prescription
down the chemist for him.
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- Do you know what a scalar field is?
- No.
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- No?
- No.
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Do you know what a...vector is?
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No idea.
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- They sound like monsters, don't they?
- Yeah.
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l learned a few things
and I got grade As in aII my subjects.
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To my overwhelming surprise,
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the headmaster took me aside one day
and said he wanted me to sit
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the Oxford University
entrance schoIarship examination.
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Oxford is the most traumatic
experience England has to offer its young.
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I was there between 1945 and '48
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and I've had to live ever since
with the conviction
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that nothing in my after life
has in any way topped
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the exhilaration,
the privilege that I felt then.
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To my even greater surprise,
l was called up for an interview.
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Where are you from, then?
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- Garw.
- What?
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Garw.
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I'm sorry? I can't understand you.
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- Garw, I said. It's in Wales.
- Mr Locke.
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Where are you from?
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Eton.
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You open it.
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Howard,
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I don't know what to say.
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- You've done it, son! You've done it!
- No, no, no!
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- Yes! Well done.
- I knew it, Dad. I knew I'd do it.
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Mum! Mum! Where's Mum?
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Come on, we're late.
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Ten minutes. We've got ten minutes.
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Come on, Mum.
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My success went compIeteIy to my head
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and I've been Iiving off it,
to some extent, ever since.
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- Who's got the ticket?
- Don't be stupid.
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I... You've got the ticket.
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He's got the ticket.
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- Oh, hello.
- All right?
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I'm your scout, George.
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I... I make the beds and do the dishes
and clean up the room.
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- Oh, you don't have to do that, man...
- Oh, I do, Mr...?
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Marks. Howard. Call me Howard.
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No ladies in here after dinner.
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Oh, no. No, no.
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Right, OK.
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I've never had anyone
do anything for me before, you know.
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I've never...
had a porter carry my bags.
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Never had waiter service in a restaurant.
Never stayed in a hotel.
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Smart lad like you, Howard,
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time you got used to it!
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- Yeah.
- Bye.
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Come on. Come on.
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- Come on.
- Hello?
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- Come on!
- Come on, what?
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Open!
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Oh, sorry.
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What are you doing?
I don't wanna get caught.
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Oh, fuck.
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- Let me, erm...help you.
- Just... OK.
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- Careful.
- Yeah, that's it. OK.
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- Just ssh! OK?
- Right.
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- Put the bar back.
- Right.
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Er...
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Hello?
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Come on.
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- Who the fuck are you?
- He's the new doorkeeper.
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Are you in room 1-11?
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Come in.
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Close the door.
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Dig this.
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"The soft vibrations of desire,
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"given with meat hand and cock."
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"Desire taken with mouth and ass."
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"Desire returned to the last sigh!"
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"And the happy laugh of innocent babies."
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- Have a toke.
- A what?
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A drag.
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I don't take drugs. I mean, I...
I've never tried it.
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I'm not gonna get hooked now, am I?
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Keep it deep in your lungs.
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OK?
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Let it go.
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Good.
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Don't feel anything.
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Now, the thing is,
I didn't set out to be a dope deaIer.
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It's not something I'm proud of.
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But a deaIer is reaIIy just someone
who buys more dope than he can smoke,
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and I have to say I'm ashamed,
I tried to smoke it aII.
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There was just too fucking much of it.
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thunderous rock music)
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- Hold it in. Hold it in.
- That's good.
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See, I've heard
that hash makes you sex mad.
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Well, that's one thing they're right about.
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Hey, Howard, you barbarian!
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- That's my girlfriend.
- Sorry, Mac.
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Give me a kiss.
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Smoking kif gets a bit pathetic.
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Not when you've got some opium.
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It's the great absolver.
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- Is that LSD?
- The power...
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The voltage of the city
running through your mind. Try it.
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Here we go.
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- Do you chew it or suck it?
- Suck it.
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All right. I'm sucking.
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- I can't feel a fucking thing.
- Give your head a rub, man.
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Get it clean into your brain.
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Oh, fucking hell!
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It's fucking mental!
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HeIp me! Somebody heIp me!
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HeIp me, somebody!
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Argh!
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Oh, fuck!
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All right!
I fucking can't even harm my foot!
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My fucking foot!
Ow, my fucking foot!
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My fucking foot!
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The Dean got the charges dropped
as aII they couId find on me was a roach.
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But l was warned,
knuckIe down and study.
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So I stopped smoking marijuana,
read as much as I couId,
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and graduated from Oxford University
with a second-class degree.
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AIthough we reveIIed
in each other's company,
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I have no idea why IIze and I
took the extraordinariIy impracticaI step
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of getting married.
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We moved to London.
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We had no money, and our prospects
were as two poorly paid teachers.
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We must set a good example.
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Long hair and colourful clothes do not.
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I think a three-piece suit should be worn
under the gown...
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I had gone straight just when
the rest of the country had started to swing.
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- I've put acid in the punch, so...
- Oh fuck, I've got to be careful.
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You know?
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We're not smoking weed.
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- How long?
- Six months.
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- Six fucking months?
- I'm teaching now. I can't smoke.
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- Did you start freaking out, or...
- No. No, no.
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- You see the world the way it is.
- Don't blame it all on the world.
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I'm not. That's your idea,
to stop smoking. All right?
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- Isn't it great?
- At times like this, I could murder a joint.
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- You should have some.
- No, come on! Stop!
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- All right, OK!
- Oh, no, it's... Listen...
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- This is not fair.
- I feel good, I feel good.
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How do you afford a place like this,
Graham?
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I'm shifting 50 pounds of the finest
Pakistani black every fucking month.
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- Fucking hell.
- Fucking hell!
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- Lot of money.
- Lot of money.
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Well done. Is it... You know...
It's got to be risky, isn't it?
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If you get stopped, you're fucked.
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I've never been stopped.
I've done it hundreds of times.
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So you put it in the panels, do you?
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The side panels.
We take the fucking car apart
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and we stuff it everywhere we can get it.
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Fucking hell, man.
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- But you know what, it pays for all this.
- I know, man! Jesus!
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- Yeah, man. Fucking hell.
- Beautiful.
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- Graham? Gonna have a look upstairs.
- Yeah, yeah, whatever.
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All right?
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- What's that?
- Go.
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- Sorry.
- No, stay.
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Go, an ancient Japanese game.
Wanna play?
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- Yeah.
- Here, roll me a joint.
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We take it in turns placing stones
on the board. Black goes first.
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Right. Erm... I put it anywhere, right?
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- As long as it's on an intersection.
- OK.
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There.
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Now, I play here.
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- Er... No, thanks.
- It's a great game to play stoned.
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- I had to give it up.
- Why?
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I'm a teacher.
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And what about sex?
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I'm married.
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You see, in the game of Go,
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when a stone has no free space next to it,
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it is captured and taken off the board.
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Bit like life, really.
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You don't look like a teacher.
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What do I look like, then?
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Like a drug smuggler.
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Hmm.
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- Hello.
- IIze, it's Mandy. Is Howard there, pIease?
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Uh... Mandy. Uhh...
He...He's sleeping.
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Graham's disappeared, OK?
I think he's been busted.
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Mandy? It's Howard.
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- Where is he?
- In Germany. Can you go there?
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I can't. I mean...
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You're the only straight person
Graham knows. Please.
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I've never been out of the country...
I haven't got a passport.
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Look, I...I'll call you back, all right?
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- I can't go.
- Howard...
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What?
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I've fallen in love with someone else.
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Thank you.
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Bitte.
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I was just crossing the Swiss-German
border, like I'd done a hundred times before.
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You know,
they always just waved me through.
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This time, the German Nazis fucking
pulled me over and took the car apart.
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Found 100 pounds of Lebanese black
in the back seat and the panels.
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- Probablyjust wanted to smoke it.
- What else would they fucking do with it?
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And we've got a second batch
in a warehouse in Wiesbaden.
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It's in a Mercedes. Keys in the station.
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I've never driven
on the wrong side of the road.
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That's why you're perfect for it. You'll
sail through, they don't know your face.
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Look, I've done it too many fucking times.
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Now, you get it back to London
and you make a ton of money.
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How much?
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Every time I crossed the border,
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l'd get a religious flash
and an asexuaI orgasm.
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Passeport.
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C'est bon, merci.
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Judy.
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Judy!
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Oh, shit!
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Sorry.
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Sorry, sorry. Sorry.
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Come down.
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- It's the middle of the night.
- What?
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- It's the middle of the night.
- I know. Bring some fags.
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- I have a friend over.
- Come on, please, Judy.
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I got something amazing to show you.
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OK...
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Trouble is, I need somewhere to stash it.
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Right.
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Get the bags out.
Keep an eye out, yeah, for people?
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I got it.
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He's up there, is he? Don't suppose
he'd mind if I stayed the night, would he?
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Am I a criminal now?
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When you break a law that's wrong,
that can't be a crime.
249
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,783
Not in the moral sense.
250
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,577
Why is it against the law?
251
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:24,582
Why make something illegal that expands
your consciousness, makes you think?
252
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,626
Makes you wanna fuck.
253
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:38,929
What the fuck...
254
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:50,357
♪ You're Iazy, you just stay in bed
255
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:55,404
♪ You're Iazy, just stay in bed
256
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,826
♪ You don't want no money,
you don't want no bread
257
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:06,749
♪ lf you're drowning,
you don't cIutch no straw, no, no
258
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,250
♪ If you're drowning...
259
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,294
- Yes?
- My name is Howard Marks.
260
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,171
I'm a friend of Graham Plinston's.
261
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:17,426
♪ You don't wanna live,
don't wanna cry no more, no more
262
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:27,728
Hello, I'm Howard Marks.
You must be...Mr Durrani?
263
00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:32,399
Take a step forward.
Hands to the side.
264
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,450
- Howard what?
- Marks. Howard Marks.
265
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,661
Stay there. One second.
266
00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:48,415
Chap here says, er, he's Howard Marks.
267
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:50,626
Bring him in.
268
00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:53,796
- Come in.
- Thank you.
269
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,131
My Name's Malik. This is Mr Durrani.
270
00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:58,759
- Mr Durrani. Hello.
- Good afternoon.
271
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:01,136
- Mohammed Durrani.
- Nice to meet you.
272
00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:03,514
- Take a seat.
- Thank you.
273
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,391
Would you like a drink?
274
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:08,769
Yes, please. I'll have a... I'll have a whisky.
Thank you.
275
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,400
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
276
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,652
You saw Plinston?
277
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,779
I did. I...I...
278
00:28:18,905 --> 00:28:22,533
So, I got a call from him and
I drove out to see him in Germany. Erm...
279
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,785
- Did he talk?
- No, he won't squeal.
280
00:28:25,578 --> 00:28:32,584
So he very kindly asked me to run
a little errand on your behalf. And, erm...
281
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,920
I think you'll be pleased.
282
00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:45,305
Very impressive!
283
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:48,434
Ah, well, I can see
you've been, er, very efficient.
284
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:53,647
Well, I wish I had more to sell, you know.
I got rid of it all in a day, so...yeah.
285
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:57,776
- How much do you charge per pound?
- 40 quid.
286
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,779
Forty?
287
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:05,659
- That's very good. Have you counted it?
- Yeah, it's all there, boys. It's all there.
288
00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,453
How much is it?
289
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:11,081
In the papers
they call people who sell drugs pushers,
290
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:14,209
like you've got to try really hard
to get rid of it.
291
00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:17,254
- Doesn't really work like that, does it?
- No, it doesn't.
292
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,006
- Well...
- I tell you, Howard,
293
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:24,011
I can get any amount of merchandise
up into the air from Karachi Airport.
294
00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:27,055
The problem
is how to get it onto the ground.
295
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,223
Uh-huh.
296
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:32,519
James McCann,
the people's hero from the Provisional IRA,
297
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:36,106
in their struggle
against the British government.
298
00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:39,318
They've arrested him
and charged him with terrorism.
299
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,404
He wouldn't recognise court,
turned his back on the proceedings.
300
00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,531
Crazy cat!
301
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,408
They've thrown him in jail,
302
00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,660
he's escaped, sawed through the bars.
303
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:52,498
The nutter's got every policeman in Ireland
looking for him.
304
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,583
Then out of the blue,
he comes into the office,
305
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,919
gives us an interview for the magazine.
306
00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,214
Yeah, he's a...
He's a real revolutionary.
307
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:03,091
- Welcome to paradise.
- Paradise?
308
00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,389
Jim?
309
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,435
Jim?
310
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,980
- Where's your man McCann?
- Hello?
311
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:21,151
Likes his porn.
312
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:24,404
Hey, your mam's in here.
313
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:27,282
- Let's have a look.
- Doesn't she look like your mum?
314
00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,159
Shut up.
315
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:34,206
Hashish should be illegal.
Gives us a means of living.
316
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:37,125
A new currency to overthrow
the fascist overlords.
317
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,919
I don't think it should be illegal.
318
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:42,297
I can't condone
the punishing of people who smoke it.
319
00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:45,759
- Oh. Hello.
- Hello, Jim.
320
00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:50,264
Uh... Howard.
321
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:58,939
- You're from Kabul, are you?
- I'm Welsh, actually.
322
00:30:59,065 --> 00:31:02,901
Welsh? Fucking Welsh!
What the fuck can you do?
323
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:07,030
Well, I'm here to decide
whether you can help us or not.
324
00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:13,287
Help you? I'm the Kid. The Fox!
I decide if you're any fucking use to me.
325
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:15,080
And you'd better be some fucking use!
326
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,457
You were followed from the airport
by my boys.
327
00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:19,918
This place is surrounded by the IRA.
328
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,754
Any fucking around
and you're gone, brother, gone!
329
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,965
Right?
330
00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:29,761
Alan, why have you brought me this wimp?
331
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,848
You was gonna get me someone
who could bring me arms from Kabul.
332
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:35,559
I told you,
Kabul's not a place that sells arms.
333
00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:40,397
What the fuck do you mean, sell arms?
I don't buy fucking arms.
334
00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:42,733
I get given them by people
who want to ensure their future
335
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:46,320
when we finally kick you fucking Brits
out of my country!
336
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,530
Sell arms...
337
00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:53,577
Smoke, Jim?
338
00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:59,666
We're dope smugglers. We wanted to know
if you could help us bring it into the country.
339
00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:01,460
Pay you a lot of money for doing it.
340
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,794
OK.
341
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,923
Did nobody tell you
what the boys do to drug dealers?
342
00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:10,260
We're revolutionaries,
not fucking drug pushers.
343
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,305
Out!
344
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:15,432
- Walk! Now! You, come on.
- OK.
345
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,184
- Out!
- All right, Jim. All right.
346
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,394
Come on!
347
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,194
Down there. Come on!
348
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:32,616
We've done nothing wrong.
349
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:40,666
- Jim, please!
- Hey, hey! What the fuck are you doing?
350
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:44,795
- Joint? Last request?
- You're not fucking listening, are ya?
351
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:47,381
We don't want that filth here.
352
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,426
Stand back.
I'm gonna kneecap Soppy Bollocks.
353
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:54,554
No. No, no, man, listen. I'll go first.
He's shitting himself.
354
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:57,015
- Do me.
- Good man.
355
00:32:57,141 --> 00:33:00,477
You might wanna sit down first,
so you don't crack your head when you fall.
356
00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:02,729
- Take your trousers down.
- What?
357
00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:04,147
It's for your own good.
358
00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:07,693
If I shoot you through the trousers, a bit of
cloth could get in the wound and infect it
359
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,362
and you'd have to lose the leg.
Come on.
360
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,491
All right.
361
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:22,457
- That's very gracious of you.
- Will you be wanting that smoke now?
362
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,547
Yeah.
363
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:32,718
What's a Welsh prat like you doing
selling hash, anyway?
364
00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:36,304
You should've stuck to painting road signs.
365
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:42,019
Give me that fucking joint.
366
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:55,365
He's not getting a fucking penny.
That's my first condition.
367
00:33:55,491 --> 00:33:59,703
Condition number two. I want £500 cash
now for setting everything up
368
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:03,206
and £5,000 for doing it. OK?
369
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,835
All right.
370
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:12,466
He was joking you.
371
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:28,815
The Provos can't be involved
in any of this shite.
372
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,444
If they find out, I'll be shot.
373
00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:37,824
You'll be shot,
we'll all be fucking shot.
374
00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:40,035
So, we don't sell the stuff in Ireland.
375
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,913
You'd better not be selling anything here.
376
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,542
Could you get us some filthy films?
377
00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:55,300
Condoms? Priests have made them illegal.
They wanna charge us a kid a fuck.
378
00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:11,525
It's a fucking emergency.
I'm picking up my boss's luggage.
379
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,152
That'll be grand. I'll keep my eye on it.
380
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,780
See, Howard, I fucking own this place.
381
00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:20,909
Hey, watch yourself there.
382
00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:24,121
You see your man there?
That's Eamonn.
383
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,039
- Right.
- He examines all the papers.
384
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:29,751
Now, if he values his Guinness,
he'll pass the fucking lot.
385
00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:31,837
He thinks you're bringing in guns
for the cause,
386
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,714
so make sure those cases
fucking rattle, OK?
387
00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:38,385
You see what I mean, Howard?
This place is wide open.
388
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,929
How's about you, big man?
Keeping busy?
389
00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:43,056
- This is Howard.
- Nice to meet you.
390
00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:44,766
See you later, OK?
Right, this way.
391
00:35:44,892 --> 00:35:48,186
It's a brilliant plan, Jim.
When can we start?
392
00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:52,274
Fucking now. We've got it all together.
Bring in as much as you want.
393
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:56,528
How soon can you send the nordle?
394
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:58,196
What the fuck's nordle?
395
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:03,577
Wise up. You have to use codes,
codes and false names. Nordle is hashish.
396
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:05,453
- Nordle?
- OK?
397
00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:10,375
- Right.
- Listen, a word of advice, Howard.
398
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:12,669
When you come back, don't fly here.
Fly somewhere else.
399
00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:16,047
Do the last bit by train or bus or car,
whatever.
400
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:19,885
- Gus, this is Howard.
- Y'all right, Howard?
401
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,888
- Hello, Gus.
- Howard.
402
00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:30,770
That was Gus. He's a member of
the Belfast Brigade's assassination squad.
403
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:35,442
I wanted him to know your face, so no
fucking games now, you understand me?
404
00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:41,823
So you really think I can pass for a native?
405
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:45,952
DH Marks, this is the perfect look for you.
406
00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:49,331
Remember, many Afridi
have blonde hair and blue eyes.
407
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,709
Just look stoned and say nothing.
408
00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:55,045
What if they don't buy it?
409
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:58,089
Then they'll probably rob you and kill you.
410
00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:38,213
Ibrahim!
411
00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:52,143
As-salaam alaikum.
412
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,404
When you're making hash, this is your loot.
413
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:05,198
It's in three different goatskins.
Black, white, brown.
414
00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:07,117
Three different qualities.
415
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:08,868
- See these herbs?
- Uh-huh.
416
00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:11,204
When the flower comes up first,
you cut off the top,
417
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:14,207
chop it up
and put that into the white goatskin.
418
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:16,376
Then when the second flower
comes through,
419
00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:18,378
you chop that up,
put those in the brown bags.
420
00:38:18,504 --> 00:38:21,298
This is what you call medium quality,
but we use a lot. You see?
421
00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:24,092
- Oh, man!
- That's not the top quality.
422
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:28,096
The top stuff we put in the white bag,
and we only use a little bit of it.
423
00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:32,726
Then this third flower that comes through,
you chop it up, put those into black bags.
424
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,978
This is the one we use the most of.
425
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:38,148
Be careful, because when we make hash
we have to mix up the three,
426
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,191
because if you only use the top quality,
427
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,402
you blow your head off.
428
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,590
ShouId I say it's fantastic
or say it's not bad,
429
00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:06,718
say it's worth every penny
or say it's cameI shit
430
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,970
and they'd better come up
with something better?
431
00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:11,890
I need to roll a joint.
432
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:15,310
It's what I'm used to, see?
It's the, er...
433
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:18,772
It's the only way
I can make a fair assessment.
434
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:47,926
- Mr Marks?
- That's right.
435
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:50,762
- Patrick Lane, Judy's brother.
- Nice to meet you.
436
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,972
I'm the square one of the family.
437
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,141
Shall we?
438
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:59,771
So, erm... I wanna open a business,
a shop, in Oxford.
439
00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:03,358
And, erm...
Well, I don't know quite how to go about it.
440
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:06,861
Well, yes. I'm a chartered accountant.
441
00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:09,948
Um... How much do you have
to invest in the business?
442
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:11,616
- A lot.
- Five thousand?
443
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:15,078
- A lot. A lot.
- You don't really need more than five...
444
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:19,207
I need someone to help me understand
how to put a lot of money in...
445
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,418
- And how to take it out.
- Yeah.
446
00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:26,548
- You need to explain this big lot of money.
- Yeah.
447
00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:30,218
Sounds like you need a bent accountant.
448
00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:35,140
Everyone smile.
449
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,225
I declare this shop open.
450
00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:40,979
Anna and BeIinda
had no idea what I was up to.
451
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:44,691
The shop became a successful
IittIe dress emporium in its own right.
452
00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,901
- Cheers.
- Cheers!
453
00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:51,239
It was now that my story
took a bizarre twist.
454
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:56,202
Quite out of the bIue, my oId friend Mac
waIked into my shop.
455
00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:57,245
Mac, man!
456
00:40:57,371 --> 00:41:01,541
Cheers.
She's had to take a clerical job in a bank,
457
00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:04,544
which she finds monumentally tedious.
458
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,754
You could do with a bit of money, then?
459
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:09,340
Well, we're OK.
460
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:13,678
It's just that I'll probably get
a foreign posting again, so it's...
461
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:16,139
not really worth
putting down roots right now.
462
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,516
- Thank you.
- Cheers.
463
00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:20,935
Are you sure?
You know, erm....
464
00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:23,980
do a bit of work for me?
465
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:28,193
- What?
- Well, you know, a bit of driving.
466
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,824
- Two thousand pounds.
- Howard, don't be naughty.
467
00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:36,576
I work for the government.
468
00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:39,829
They don't really approve
of that sort of thing.
469
00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:44,083
Are you selling drugs, Howard?
470
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:49,422
- Who? Me?
- Well, you seem to be doing very well.
471
00:41:49,548 --> 00:41:52,133
Look, it's the shop, man.
472
00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:53,927
It is. It's really taken off.
473
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,763
I'm opening branches
in Dublin, Amsterdam.
474
00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:58,973
Still the same old Howard.
475
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:02,894
How about the ladies?
Still having the old success?
476
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:05,063
Look, I'm with Judy now.
She's pregnant.
477
00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:08,733
- But that wouldn't inhibit you, would it?
- What, chatting up other women?
478
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:10,568
Not for narcissistic pleasure.
479
00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:15,532
What the fuck for, then, Mac?
480
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,118
For Queen and country.
481
00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:24,832
Are you...
asking me to be a spy?
482
00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:29,629
Howard, I haven't just turned up on
your doorstep without doing my research.
483
00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:32,131
Will you help us?
484
00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:34,217
How can I help you?
485
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:36,135
We need people to...
486
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,263
gather information for us.
487
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,681
Bloody hell, you are!
488
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:41,891
- You're a fucking spy!
- Howard, keep it down.
489
00:42:42,017 --> 00:42:44,352
This is not a James Bond movie.
490
00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,479
Well, it certainly feels like it.
491
00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:50,942
You're recruiting me.
You're asking me to be a member of MI6.
492
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:54,112
The Government doesn't ever
officially acknowledge the existence
493
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,864
of what you call MI6.
494
00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:59,867
However, we do need
to keep abreast of things,
495
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:04,581
and we do employ a loose network
of people who do things for us.
496
00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:11,170
You travel in circles we can't penetrate,
which is why I need your help.
497
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:12,839
Sort of a...
498
00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:15,425
patriotic thing, old chap.
499
00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:22,557
And I imagine this would give me...
500
00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:27,604
you know, a certain amount of...protection.
501
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:32,358
We can't possibly condone any
criminal activity or grant immunity.
502
00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,111
However, if you're ever in trouble...
503
00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:36,988
call this number.
504
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:45,204
I'm fat and ugly.
505
00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:49,042
I hate it here. I want to go to Ibiza.
506
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,420
I love it when you're brown.
507
00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:57,717
- So we'll go?
- Yeah, Judy, look, I've gotta go to Ireland.
508
00:43:57,843 --> 00:44:01,596
Bullshit. Dealing's supposed to support us,
not become your life.
509
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:04,307
Judy, I hate it, too. You know I hate it.
510
00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:06,517
Come to Ibiza with me, Howie.
511
00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:10,480
Oh, shit.
512
00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:15,401
OK, love, I've gotta go. OK?
513
00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,863
- I love you.
- Come straight back.
514
00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:21,074
I promise.
515
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,205
Love you.
516
00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,837
Aw, fuck.
517
00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,729
- You gonna be long?
- Fuck off.
518
00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:53,940
All right!
519
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,819
Do you mind if I jump the queue?
It's an emergency.
520
00:44:57,945 --> 00:45:00,029
There's a queue!
521
00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:03,324
I changed my plans and everythin'!
522
00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:07,954
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
523
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:18,715
- Operator.
- Can you connect me to Ballinskelligs 1?
524
00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:20,466
Irish Republic.
525
00:45:20,592 --> 00:45:22,593
PIease insert 50 pence.
526
00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:26,264
Come on.
527
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,474
Come on.
528
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:52,457
Hello. Ballinskelligs 1 .
Who would you be wanting?
529
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:58,129
MichaeI Murphy's, the shop, the farm,
or the strangers that arrived Iast night?
530
00:45:58,255 --> 00:46:02,300
Ahh... I... I.... I...
Th-Th-The strangers.
531
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:05,219
Well, do you know,
I don't think they're at home,
532
00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:07,430
so I'll put you through to the pub.
533
00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:20,818
- Hello?
- Hello.
534
00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:23,780
- Is Jim McCann there?
- Who wants to know?
535
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:27,450
Mr McCarthy. The nordle man.
536
00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:29,577
- What?
- Nordle!
537
00:46:29,703 --> 00:46:31,245
What the fuck is nordle?
538
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:36,167
Jim, do you know anything
about some fucker called Nordle?
539
00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:42,507
Fucking eejit!
540
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:45,009
Are you trying to blow my cover, eh?
541
00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:49,263
What the fuck are you doing?
And why don't you ever answer the phone?
542
00:46:49,389 --> 00:46:51,349
I'm sorry, right? It was vandalised.
543
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:55,269
Why hasn't Plinston sent the nordle? I've got
things to do. I'm fighting a fucking war.
544
00:46:55,395 --> 00:46:59,524
It's coming in tomorrow
on the Frankfurt flight.
545
00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:01,651
Make sure it gets there before 5pm.
546
00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:05,404
It has to be on the first
Aer Lingus flight to Shannon. OK?
547
00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:09,659
- I've got problems with a shift change.
- Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, that's impossible.
548
00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:11,953
Just make it happen, brother!
549
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:15,581
Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck it!
550
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,385
Taxi!
551
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:29,595
Lazy)
552
00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:34,100
♪ Lazy!
553
00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,310
♪ CouId have stayed in bed
554
00:47:37,479 --> 00:47:42,733
♪ You don't want no money
You don't want no bread
555
00:48:10,762 --> 00:48:13,264
Get him an ambulance.
Don't you move now.
556
00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:16,267
We'll have an ambulance and tow truck
down here for you in no time.
557
00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:18,477
Ssh, just relax there now, boyo.
558
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:22,231
Can't believe he's all right.
559
00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:26,360
I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm all right.
560
00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:30,031
I'm all right, I'm all right.
561
00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:33,618
I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm OK.
562
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:37,496
- Come on there, boy. Come on.
- I'm all right!
563
00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:41,584
- Come on, boy.
- Look at me, man. I'm standing!
564
00:48:54,139 --> 00:48:57,475
- Sorry, what's this pub called?
- Bernard Murphy's!
565
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,274
- Hello.
- Jim, it's Howard.
566
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,195
I'm at Bernard Murphy's.
I've had an accident.
567
00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:11,113
Can you come and get me?
568
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:15,117
Some fucking operator you are.
You can't even drive a fucking car.
569
00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,456
Hey, hey, my porno!
570
00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:24,168
Wahey!
571
00:49:25,003 --> 00:49:27,004
Whoa.
572
00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:29,215
I need a drink. Can I get a drink?
573
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,304
Whoa.
574
00:49:51,405 --> 00:49:53,406
Hello? Hello?
575
00:49:53,532 --> 00:49:56,534
Anybody here wanting a call from Archie?
576
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,120
Karachi. Yeah, me.
577
00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,247
Thanks.
578
00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:03,624
Please insert £5.50.
579
00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:06,252
Karachi? That's in Pakistan, isn't it?
580
00:50:14,469 --> 00:50:15,886
- Malik?
- The same.
581
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:18,222
- Has the nordle left?
- No.
582
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:21,809
They don't eat spaghetti.
They'd like to use chopsticks
583
00:50:21,935 --> 00:50:24,520
or they'd like to eat wurst
or smorgasbord.
584
00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:26,355
Is the curry house still open?
585
00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:29,108
Closed due to uninvited guests.
586
00:50:29,234 --> 00:50:30,860
We have to shift it to the coats.
587
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:34,822
The hairy coats.
I just can't get them to go for spaghetti.
588
00:50:34,948 --> 00:50:36,532
When can I serve the wurst?
589
00:50:36,658 --> 00:50:40,327
Oh, Christ! Malik, I'm out of change.
590
00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:45,499
- OK, OK!
- Put 'em in, put 'em in!
591
00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:48,044
Shit, he's gone!
592
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:49,754
What Malik meant was
593
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:53,549
that the shipment wouId have to come
from KabuI in Afghanistan
594
00:50:53,675 --> 00:50:57,011
as Karachi in Pakistan was blocked,
due to a war.
595
00:50:58,555 --> 00:51:01,849
- Jim!
- Hey, Howard, take one of these.
596
00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:04,727
We're gonna do this
with military precision,
597
00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:06,896
with the grace of a Mozart concerto.
598
00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:09,023
When I pick up the nordle from Shannon,
599
00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:12,485
I want you to wait here alone
in the farmhouse with one of these, OK?
600
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,988
Now, when I'm on my way
I'm going to send you a coded message,
601
00:51:16,114 --> 00:51:18,407
something like, uh,
"I've got the nordle."
602
00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:20,367
What's the point of that?
603
00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:24,205
So you'll know precisely what time I'm
delivering the nordle, you stupid Welsh prat.
604
00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:27,124
- Why do I need to know precisely?
- Do as you're fucking told.
605
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:30,878
- I've got no time for games. You know that.
- There's a war on in Pakistan...
606
00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:33,672
There's a fucking war here.
607
00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:37,301
Last Sunday, youse Brits
killed 13 innocent Irishmen in cold blood.
608
00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:39,136
You think you've got problems...
609
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,560
I got you the cock films.
610
00:51:46,686 --> 00:51:48,646
About fucking time.
611
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,398
- Let's watch one now.
- All right.
612
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:55,027
Got a projector?
613
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:57,238
Patrick!
614
00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:00,282
Get your fucking arse in there.
615
00:52:05,705 --> 00:52:07,790
Shh!
616
00:52:11,419 --> 00:52:13,504
Try this one.
617
00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:17,383
Phwah! Sure, that's the fucking lavvy.
618
00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:21,137
Telegram for Ballinskelligs.
619
00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:24,056
Nordle served late with wurst.
620
00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:25,432
Go on!
621
00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:29,311
It's in here somewhere.
622
00:52:29,437 --> 00:52:32,773
N-O-R-D-L-E.
623
00:52:32,899 --> 00:52:36,110
There it is. There. Now, careful.
624
00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:45,995
W-U-R-S-T.
625
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,880
Come on. Go on.
626
00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:08,309
Go on.
627
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,063
I've got a telegram for you, sir.
628
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:16,358
Howard, you're letting in the light.
Shut the fucking door.
629
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:19,737
Go on! Oh!
630
00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:22,823
There's a problem.
631
00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:26,827
The nordle's not going to be in Frankfurt
on time to be loaded onto our flight.
632
00:53:26,953 --> 00:53:31,540
It has to, Howard. I've told you
a dozen times, Eamonn's got shift changes.
633
00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:35,252
- We're gonna have to write this one off.
- Shut the fuck up.
634
00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:37,463
I'm trying to watch the wee lass. Go on.
635
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:45,721
Oh! Oh, no, stop.
636
00:53:45,847 --> 00:53:47,932
OK, OK, that's it. Get a beer.
637
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:55,022
OK, I'll get the fucking nordle, but I want
50 quid a pound, given the extra hassle.
638
00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:57,024
- Forget it, Jim.
- Put it this way.
639
00:53:57,150 --> 00:54:01,278
You pay me 50 quid a pound or I rip off
the whole fucking lot and become a legend.
640
00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:11,538
Aer Lingus.
641
00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:15,793
This is your man Jim McCann
of the Provisional IRA.
642
00:54:16,878 --> 00:54:19,672
The boys just put a bomb
on the next flight to Shannon.
643
00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:21,882
You have 20 minutes.
644
00:54:24,177 --> 00:54:25,636
That'll slow the fuckers down.
645
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,195
Howard, are you there?
646
00:54:44,322 --> 00:54:46,407
Howard, come in.
647
00:54:48,868 --> 00:54:50,536
Howard!
648
00:54:51,913 --> 00:54:54,832
Pull up the aerial, ya prick!
649
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,709
- Howard!
- Hello?
650
00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,502
What are you fucking doing?!
651
00:54:59,421 --> 00:55:00,504
Come here!
652
00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:04,258
- Press the button.
- Jim. Jim.
653
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:08,512
- Jim!
- I've got the nordle. I've got...
654
00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:11,890
- I've got...
- Come in. Jim?
655
00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:13,600
- Listen...
- What are you doing?
656
00:55:13,727 --> 00:55:15,602
I can hear you the other end of the field.
657
00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:17,813
You fucking idiot!
658
00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:21,942
- It's on, the aerial's up.
- Piece of fucking shite!
659
00:55:22,068 --> 00:55:25,154
Look. It's not even on, Jim.
660
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,951
Why the fuck is my name on the boxes?
661
00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:34,872
It's not. It says...
No, it's Juma Khan.
662
00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:37,416
Juma means Mister or something
in the Middle East,
663
00:55:37,542 --> 00:55:41,170
and Friday means...
No, Khan means Friday.
664
00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:45,090
Look, Juma Khan
might mean Man Friday in Kabul,
665
00:55:45,216 --> 00:55:48,844
but here in Ireland,
Jim McCann means it's fucking me, the Kid!
666
00:55:58,063 --> 00:56:01,607
- OK.
- Come on. You wee beauty.
667
00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:17,081
Right.
668
00:56:17,999 --> 00:56:20,125
You see, Howard,
669
00:56:20,251 --> 00:56:21,835
the Kid's done it.
670
00:56:21,961 --> 00:56:25,422
I've done it. The Kid has done it!
671
00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:29,718
Right.
672
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:40,687
- Well?
- Hang on.
673
00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:42,272
Oh, Jesus.
674
00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:54,493
Come on.
675
00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:57,371
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
676
00:57:06,297 --> 00:57:09,216
- What do you think?
- It's...
677
00:57:11,302 --> 00:57:13,387
It's shite.
678
00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:20,436
No, no, no, no, no.
Careful, careful, careful!
679
00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:23,147
Oh, shit. It's fucking explosives.
680
00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:25,607
Oh, fucking hell, Jim.
681
00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:27,734
What about the peace and love thing?
682
00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:29,987
You only deal in nordle. Nordle is fiction.
683
00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:33,031
Arms and explosives are non-fiction.
That's reality.
684
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:35,200
I deal in non-fiction,
not this fucking hippy shite.
685
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,314
- Pull over here, please, sir. Thank you.
- Yes.
686
00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:14,072
Thank you.
Can I see your passport, please, sir?
687
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:16,825
It's not my passport. It's your passport.
688
00:58:16,951 --> 00:58:19,077
So are you Dennis Howard Marks?
689
00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:21,330
I am.
690
00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:23,540
Will you step out of the car, please?
691
00:58:26,044 --> 00:58:28,003
- Hello, boy.
- Stand over there, please, sir.
692
00:58:28,129 --> 00:58:30,380
Get Major in there, in the front.
693
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:32,466
Round the back there. Go on.
694
00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:34,718
So, what was the purpose of your visit?
695
00:58:34,844 --> 00:58:37,846
Erm... Studying beneficial herbs.
696
00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:42,351
- Trying to take the piss or what?
- I've a huge respect for customs officers.
697
00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:44,144
Course you have.
698
00:58:44,270 --> 00:58:45,604
Boys, get on with it.
699
00:59:08,127 --> 00:59:11,129
Hope you're gonna
pay for the damage, boys.
700
00:59:43,621 --> 00:59:46,123
Passport, sir.
701
00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:55,966
I never went through Customs any more
with anything l didn't want them to find.
702
01:00:40,094 --> 01:00:42,179
Gentlemen,
703
01:00:43,348 --> 01:00:47,726
this is what banking is all about.
704
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,023
Thank you. Thank you.
705
01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:19,383
Fuck off!
You're driving me, both, fucking crazy!
706
01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:21,551
It's supposed to be a fucking holiday.
707
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:24,763
What's the fucking problem?
I told you about her.
708
01:01:24,889 --> 01:01:28,475
I told you everything about her and you said
it was fine for her to fucking come.
709
01:01:28,601 --> 01:01:31,561
Come here! Fuck!
Don't fucking walk away from me.
710
01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:35,524
Take the fucking sulk off your face,
you fucking wee bitch!
711
01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:38,985
Get in the pool. Have some fucking fun!
Come on!
712
01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:41,655
We're on holiday. Come on!
713
01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,240
Fuck you! Howard?
714
01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:45,242
- Morning.
- Do you have a pen?
715
01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:47,285
Judy?
716
01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,787
- Judy?
- Yeah.
717
01:01:48,913 --> 01:01:50,831
Morning, Jim.
718
01:01:51,916 --> 01:01:54,042
Woo hoo! Hey hey!
719
01:01:54,168 --> 01:01:57,003
I'll show you what we used to do
when we were wee kids. Look at this.
720
01:01:57,130 --> 01:02:00,132
- Oh, fucking hell.
- It's great fun. Look look, look.
721
01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:03,385
Look. Hang about, look.
Just a little wee eye there.
722
01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,429
Oh, Jim!
723
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:07,764
There's the wee mouth. Judy?
724
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:10,892
Give the wee Kid a kiss!
725
01:02:11,018 --> 01:02:14,771
- Give the wee little Fox a kiss!
- Fuck off, man.
726
01:02:16,691 --> 01:02:19,609
- Ah, you wee shite!
- Wipe that smile off your cock.
727
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,945
I can't fucking swim, you fucking cunt!
728
01:02:22,071 --> 01:02:25,824
- Fucking wanker.
- He's all right, man. He's having a laugh.
729
01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:30,912
My grandfather, Patrick Murphy,
was a Catholic policeman in Belfast.
730
01:02:31,038 --> 01:02:35,083
- He was murdered by the fucking IRA.
- Well, he shouldn't have joined the police.
731
01:02:35,209 --> 01:02:38,795
- He doesn't mean any harm, Patrick.
- He's a sociopathic liar.
732
01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:43,884
Look, it doesn't matter if you lie all the time.
Just take it into account.
733
01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:47,262
I just wish there was another way.
Listen, I've been thinking.
734
01:02:47,388 --> 01:02:51,308
We should ditch all this small-time shit
and get into the American market.
735
01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:53,977
- Why?
- The numbers.
736
01:02:54,103 --> 01:02:55,312
Listen to me.
737
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:59,858
Consumption of hashish and marijuana
in the UK is about three tons a day.
738
01:02:59,984 --> 01:03:04,654
In the USA, they smoke 28 tons
every day of the year.
739
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:09,117
Now, most of it is cheap Mexican weed
that sells for 200 bucks a pound.
740
01:03:09,243 --> 01:03:14,414
But good hash, like ours,
it costs one thousand bucks a pound.
741
01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:16,208
- Wow!
- No.
742
01:03:16,334 --> 01:03:18,585
No. No way.
743
01:03:18,711 --> 01:03:20,879
No way. No fucking way.
744
01:03:21,005 --> 01:03:22,756
- What's the difference?
- The Yanks.
745
01:03:22,882 --> 01:03:26,343
- They'll come after you, Howard.
- They're not gonna come after me.
746
01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:28,553
Patrick, don't encourage him.
747
01:03:30,473 --> 01:03:32,891
It doesn't make any difference anyway.
748
01:03:33,017 --> 01:03:35,560
I can't figure out
how you'd get it across the Atlantic.
749
01:03:35,686 --> 01:03:38,188
You'd need a fucking huge crate.
750
01:03:39,774 --> 01:03:43,777
You see, when a band tours America
with their gear, they're not importing it.
751
01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:46,154
They get this thing called a carnet.
752
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,657
A sum of money
that's deposited with Customs,
753
01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:52,786
which is retrieved again
when the equipment leaves the country.
754
01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:55,580
Customs tear the docket off the paperwork
and wave it through.
755
01:03:55,706 --> 01:03:58,667
- Do the band know?
- Who gives a fuck?
756
01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:08,134
Hello.
Hi.
757
01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:12,264
Hello. Welcome.
Welcome to California.
758
01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:14,099
- Thank you.
- You found us.
759
01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:16,768
- Ernie Combs. Good to meet you.
- Howard.
760
01:04:17,770 --> 01:04:21,648
Welcome to
the Brotherhood of Eternal Love.
761
01:04:21,774 --> 01:04:22,732
Thank you.
762
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:27,195
We will, uh...
Well, we'll keep the west coast, uh, stoned.
763
01:04:27,321 --> 01:04:30,282
I was wondering
when you were gonna introduce me.
764
01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:32,158
- Here we are.
- Hello, there.
765
01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:34,661
- Hey.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Howard.
766
01:04:34,787 --> 01:04:36,872
Patti. It's great to meet you.
767
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,417
You're a very lucky man, Ernie.
768
01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:43,753
Well, you know, we're, uh...
we're all lucky here.
769
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:49,551
We don't dig any of this, like,
possession jealousy vibe.
770
01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:56,850
- How are you?
- I'm well. How are you?
771
01:04:58,269 --> 01:04:59,394
Hey. ¿Cómo estàs?
772
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:00,812
I'll be right back.
773
01:05:00,938 --> 01:05:03,023
Mmm. Don't be long.
774
01:05:08,195 --> 01:05:10,655
- Ernie.
- Oh. Uh, Howard,
775
01:05:10,781 --> 01:05:14,242
your load should hit Vegas
at some point this evening,
776
01:05:14,368 --> 01:05:17,203
so then you can come on by
and pick up the dough, man.
777
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:22,292
I was rather hoping
I'd get the money upfront, you know?
778
01:05:22,418 --> 01:05:25,211
- Right.
- So I can get going.
779
01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:28,548
Yeah. Um...
780
01:05:28,674 --> 01:05:31,551
I... Look, I'm...I'm sorry, but...
781
01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:33,929
This...
782
01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:36,973
I-It has to be...
783
01:05:38,351 --> 01:05:40,185
You show me...
784
01:05:41,687 --> 01:05:44,230
the dope...
and I show you the money.
785
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,358
It's all right, it'll work out.
786
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:51,029
The load transited in
John F Kennedy Airport, New York.
787
01:05:55,409 --> 01:05:57,077
Hey, man, I love the Floyd.
788
01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:59,621
When the airport Ioaders
put it on the pIane to Vegas,
789
01:05:59,747 --> 01:06:02,457
they fucked up and Ieft one speaker behind.
790
01:06:08,255 --> 01:06:09,381
What we got here?
791
01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:33,321
- Hello, guys.
- Hello.
792
01:06:33,447 --> 01:06:38,326
- What have you got?
- No prints, no suspects, nothing. Just dope.
793
01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:41,705
The load was headed to Las Vegas.
794
01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:45,875
Send this puppy on to Vegas.
795
01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:49,254
I'll go along for the ride
and we'll see if anyone comes to pick it up.
796
01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,975
The speaker's that case.
797
01:07:09,817 --> 01:07:11,359
Cocksuckers.
798
01:07:15,364 --> 01:07:18,158
Let's go and bust it.
799
01:07:28,085 --> 01:07:30,545
Well, sir, you gonna help me?
800
01:07:30,671 --> 01:07:32,797
It's all right, pig, I'm just
a dude picking up speakers.
801
01:07:32,923 --> 01:07:35,133
All right, darling?
Can I be of assistance, gentlemen?
802
01:07:35,259 --> 01:07:37,510
- Police! Get down!
- For fuck's sake!
803
01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:40,138
Get off! Get off!
804
01:07:42,183 --> 01:07:44,476
♪ You waIked out of my Iife...
805
01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:48,396
And of course,
the year starts with a parade.
806
01:07:56,614 --> 01:08:00,033
Hey, one of you guys out there
has just Iost five miIIion bucks.
807
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:05,163
Today, Iaw enforcement officers seized
Nevada's biggest ever hauI of iIIegaI drugs.
808
01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:08,458
Hashish, highIy concentrated cannabis
from the Middle East,
809
01:08:08,584 --> 01:08:12,462
almost half a ton of it, was discovered,
hidden in speaker cabinets.
810
01:08:12,588 --> 01:08:15,548
In the movies,
the crook, usuaIIy a fugitive,
811
01:08:15,674 --> 01:08:21,262
aIways immediateIy switches off the radio
or teIevision when the buIIetin finishes.
812
01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:25,475
I didn't. I stared at it bIankIy
for at Ieast an hour.
813
01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:29,395
This was Hollywood.
It probabIy wasn't even happening.
814
01:08:46,163 --> 01:08:50,083
- Would you like red or white wine?
- Oh, I'll have red, please. Thank you.
815
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:58,341
Lovely. I just went to a party last night.
Left the keys at home.
816
01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:02,679
Here, Scotland Yard detectives say
they expect to make more arrests today
817
01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:04,639
on an internationaI poIice operation
818
01:09:04,765 --> 01:09:07,767
which is said to have smashed
a major drugs ring.
819
01:09:07,893 --> 01:09:12,480
ln all, 22 people have been arrested
in the United States, Britain and Spain.
820
01:09:12,606 --> 01:09:14,524
At least four of the arrests were made here.
821
01:09:14,650 --> 01:09:17,193
A report from home affairs correspondent
BiII HamiIton.
822
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:20,530
Your Honour, bail is out of the question
for the defendant.
823
01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:24,742
He has money stashed in foreign
bank accounts. He is likely to abscond.
824
01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:30,331
He is facing a possible 14 years under
Section 20 of the Misuse Of Drugs Act 1971 .
825
01:09:30,457 --> 01:09:34,752
Your Honour, there's something
I can't reveal in open court.
826
01:09:57,568 --> 01:10:01,446
We know you've been meeting a member
of the Provisional IRA who supplies arms.
827
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:03,198
And we know why you've been meeting him.
828
01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:05,658
We'd like you to carry on meeting with him.
829
01:10:05,784 --> 01:10:11,164
We've had a lot of difficulty infiltrating
the IRA. You've done a pretty amazing job.
830
01:10:12,499 --> 01:10:15,627
This business with the Yanks.
831
01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:18,087
It's a bit too much, though, Howard.
832
01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:21,090
I'm afraid they've got their knickers in a
twist.
833
01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:22,759
Well, what should I do?
834
01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:25,053
Well, we can try and pull a few strings
835
01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:29,140
and perhaps let them know
quite how important you are to us.
836
01:10:29,266 --> 01:10:34,062
But you will, of course, owe the office
a substantial debt of gratitude,
837
01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:36,522
if you know what I mean?
838
01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:38,983
When are you next going to see McCann?
839
01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:43,029
- Mac.
- Hmm?
840
01:10:44,531 --> 01:10:47,659
The IRA don't know
he's been involved with dope.
841
01:10:49,536 --> 01:10:52,956
- They'll execute him if they find out.
- C'est la guerre, Howard.
842
01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:58,002
PeopIe ask me... They say, "It Iooks Iike
a glamorous life, being a drug dealer."
843
01:10:58,128 --> 01:10:59,712
"lt looks like a lot of fun."
844
01:10:59,838 --> 01:11:05,426
And l reply, "Don't do it unless
you are prepared never to be a grass."
845
01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:08,096
Quid pro quo.
846
01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:11,933
However, appearing to cooperate
is another matter.
847
01:11:12,059 --> 01:11:15,144
Bail is granted for sureties totalling £50,000.
848
01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:20,149
Mam and I will do what we can
to put up the bail,
849
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,735
whatever you did.
850
01:11:22,861 --> 01:11:24,195
But, erm...
851
01:11:24,321 --> 01:11:29,284
did you have anything to do with
hard drugs and guns?
852
01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:32,870
No, Dad. Course not.
853
01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:48,446
- Who is it, Mam?
- I don't know. Can I help you?
854
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:54,035
I think you better come with us.
855
01:12:54,161 --> 01:12:56,996
- Tell Judy I'll be back, OK?
- Where are you going?
856
01:12:57,122 --> 01:12:58,915
- Where are you going?
- I've gotta go.
857
01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:02,460
- What about your coat, love?
- Who's this bloke?
858
01:13:02,586 --> 01:13:06,005
- How long will you be, Howard?
- I've gotta go, Mam.
859
01:13:07,007 --> 01:13:11,052
l'd staged my own abduction
so my dad wouIdn't forfeit the baiI.
860
01:13:11,178 --> 01:13:14,305
You don't forfeit bail
if you've been kidnapped.
861
01:13:14,431 --> 01:13:17,934
I'm Chief Superintendent Fairweather
from CID
862
01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:20,728
and I'm looking for Howard Marks.
863
01:13:21,355 --> 01:13:24,649
- This is the room.
- Ah. Thank you.
864
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:30,405
Please, no. No, don't touch that.
That is my son's private writing.
865
01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:33,950
The person who came to the door,
the way you've described him,
866
01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:37,161
it sounds very much to me like, erm,
867
01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:39,705
an image that we've seen on the television.
868
01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:43,042
- Is it?
- Balaclava, you know. Yes. The IRA.
869
01:13:44,711 --> 01:13:50,716
So now Eddie Laxton, intrepid reporter
for the Daily Mirror, is onto the story.
870
01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:54,095
What I don't want you to do is,
I don't want you to sensationalise it.
871
01:13:54,221 --> 01:13:57,598
- No, no, no, no, no.
- We're talking about our son here.
872
01:13:57,724 --> 01:14:01,727
- We're talking about our son, you know.
- Your son's more like a Robin Hood.
873
01:14:02,521 --> 01:14:04,313
Read all about it! IRA abduction!
874
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:08,151
The next morning, I woke up famous.
875
01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:11,571
Hello, mate.
876
01:14:14,324 --> 01:14:17,869
I was now being pursued
by the IRA, the DEA,
877
01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:20,538
Customs and Excise, the police
878
01:14:20,664 --> 01:14:22,790
and the press.
879
01:14:29,882 --> 01:14:32,717
This is a British
bIack propaganda exercise.
880
01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:37,638
I admit I've been running guns to the North,
but l've never touched dope.
881
01:14:37,764 --> 01:14:39,849
l don't approve of it.
882
01:14:41,894 --> 01:14:43,936
Oi, it's you! That's you!
883
01:14:44,062 --> 01:14:46,647
Oi, oi, it's Howard Marks. He's here.
884
01:14:46,773 --> 01:14:49,025
He's here. This is him.
885
01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:51,527
It's the man!
886
01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:54,071
- The man!
- Cheers, everyone.
887
01:14:54,198 --> 01:14:55,781
Yes!
888
01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:58,201
- Thank you.
- Cheers, mate.
889
01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:01,120
- Cheers, mate.
- Shh, now, right?
890
01:15:01,246 --> 01:15:05,041
Don't tell anyone I'm here.
I'm on the run, see.
891
01:15:29,858 --> 01:15:34,278
Mmm, I love you so much.
892
01:15:34,404 --> 01:15:35,821
I love you.
893
01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:38,991
I love you so, so much.
894
01:15:40,911 --> 01:15:42,245
I love my girls.
895
01:15:44,665 --> 01:15:48,584
Oh, baby. Oh, baby. For ever!
896
01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:52,129
For ever.
897
01:15:56,301 --> 01:16:02,139
We got a beaten-up oId camper van
and our Iife became a perpetuaI hoIiday,
898
01:16:04,017 --> 01:16:07,979
though Judy often compIained that we had
to park too near the camp site's toilets,
899
01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:11,607
because the teIephone box
was invariabIy in the vicinity.
900
01:16:15,779 --> 01:16:18,197
Howard?
901
01:16:18,323 --> 01:16:23,286
Y-Yes, I am...I am relieved
to hear from you now.
902
01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:27,665
And I can get the goods in from anywhere,
903
01:16:27,791 --> 01:16:30,835
provided that it's smell-proof,
904
01:16:30,961 --> 01:16:34,338
and, uh...
905
01:16:34,464 --> 01:16:37,633
on that particular Italian airline.
906
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,304
So can you do it?
907
01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:44,682
- I need to be paid, DH Marks.
- I've only got a hundred quid, Malik.
908
01:16:45,517 --> 01:16:48,769
- That's nowhere near enough.
- A hundred quid is all I've got right now.
909
01:16:48,895 --> 01:16:50,938
But there'll be more, Malik. Much more.
910
01:16:51,064 --> 01:16:54,400
We're gonna be rich, Malik, all right?
I promise you.
911
01:16:54,526 --> 01:16:58,321
Look, we're spending now,
but the more you spend, the more you get.
912
01:16:58,447 --> 01:17:01,282
You see, if you wanna keep
the rivers of money flowing,
913
01:17:01,408 --> 01:17:06,704
you've got to encourage it to, you know,
froth and bubble and ebb...
914
01:17:06,830 --> 01:17:09,582
What shit are you talking, DH Marks?
Get me the money.
915
01:17:16,923 --> 01:17:19,133
Ever had your tarot read?
916
01:17:19,259 --> 01:17:21,344
- No.
- Sit down.
917
01:17:27,434 --> 01:17:29,644
What's your date of birth?
918
01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:34,732
- Fifth of September, 1947.
- And where were you born?
919
01:17:34,858 --> 01:17:37,652
- Norwich.
- I see a woman.
920
01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:42,657
- That must be Mother.
- Yes.
921
01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:45,868
- Is she called Margaret?
- No. Anne.
922
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:48,746
Hmm. Well, before she was married,
was her maiden name...
923
01:17:48,872 --> 01:17:51,082
Brown. Her maiden name was Brown.
924
01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:57,213
With this information, I couId appIy for
a provisionaI driving Iicence, join a Iibrary.
925
01:17:57,339 --> 01:18:00,508
Do you travel much? Ever been abroad?
926
01:18:00,634 --> 01:18:03,594
No. I don't trust foreign beer.
927
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:07,181
I couId even get a British passport
from the post office.
928
01:18:07,307 --> 01:18:10,768
I'm sorry. I can't see you.
929
01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:14,605
Will it help if I tell you my name?
I-It's Donald.
930
01:18:14,731 --> 01:18:17,024
My name's Donald Nice.
931
01:18:17,150 --> 01:18:21,195
N-I-C-E, like the place in France.
On the Riviera?
932
01:18:21,321 --> 01:18:24,240
lt was up to Donald
how he pronounced his name,
933
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:27,326
but l was about to become...
934
01:18:27,452 --> 01:18:28,953
Mr Nice.
935
01:18:29,079 --> 01:18:35,418
Three days Iater, 500 kiIos of Afghan bIack,
some of the best hashish in the world,
936
01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:40,923
was flown from Kabul,
via Frankfurt and Shannon, to New York.
937
01:18:41,049 --> 01:18:44,802
It was being smoked in Greenwich ViIIage
the next day.
938
01:18:44,928 --> 01:18:47,263
I was very rich.
939
01:18:47,389 --> 01:18:49,473
Yes!
940
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,822
♪ God is a concept
941
01:19:08,869 --> 01:19:12,288
♪ By which we measure
942
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:15,624
♪ Our pain
943
01:19:21,965 --> 01:19:24,925
♪ I'II say it again
944
01:19:28,638 --> 01:19:31,891
♪ God is a concept
945
01:19:34,728 --> 01:19:37,521
♪ By which we measure
946
01:19:38,482 --> 01:19:41,442
♪ Our pain
947
01:19:41,568 --> 01:19:43,360
♪ Yeah
948
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:46,280
♪ Pain, yeah
949
01:19:50,368 --> 01:19:53,871
♪ I don't beIieve in magic
950
01:19:57,167 --> 01:20:00,753
♪ I don't beIieve in I Ching
951
01:20:03,548 --> 01:20:06,926
♪ I don't beIieve in BibIe
952
01:20:09,846 --> 01:20:13,307
♪ I don't beIieve in tarot
953
01:20:16,228 --> 01:20:19,063
♪ I don't beIieve in HitIer
954
01:20:19,189 --> 01:20:22,650
The next six years were the best of my Iife.
955
01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:25,569
Apart from the preoccupation
with faIse identity,
956
01:20:25,695 --> 01:20:30,074
there was IittIe to indicate I was
Britain's most wanted fugitive from justice.
957
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:33,327
I was very popuIar and had a Iot of friends.
958
01:20:33,453 --> 01:20:38,666
They knew who I was and I was aware
that any one couId turn me in at any time.
959
01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:43,212
l just bigheadedly assumed
that anyone who knew me Iiked me,
960
01:20:43,338 --> 01:20:44,839
and wouIdn't do such a thing.
961
01:20:44,965 --> 01:20:47,341
I've got money. I've got real money.
962
01:20:47,467 --> 01:20:50,594
I'm one of the shakers and the movers
in the film business now,
963
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:52,429
living life in the fast lane!
964
01:20:52,556 --> 01:20:54,557
What's it about, then, the film?
965
01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:57,893
It's about a wee lad
who falls in love with a horse.
966
01:20:58,019 --> 01:21:01,939
Gets a little boner for a fucking pony, eh?
967
01:21:02,065 --> 01:21:04,733
- What's the film called?
- Equus.
968
01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:08,988
♪ I don't beIieve in EIvis
969
01:21:11,992 --> 01:21:15,160
♪ I don't beIieve in Zimmerman
970
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:21,584
♪ I don't beIieve in BeatIes...
971
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:24,003
Will you marry me?
972
01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:27,131
Will I marry...
973
01:21:28,758 --> 01:21:32,344
..Donald Nice?
Or one of your other aliases?
974
01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:36,807
You choose, love.
975
01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:41,186
Are you serious?
976
01:21:42,188 --> 01:21:44,273
Yes, I am.
977
01:21:49,362 --> 01:21:52,031
I'd only want to marry you as you.
978
01:21:54,951 --> 01:21:57,912
You know I can't do that right now.
979
01:22:06,129 --> 01:22:08,130
Then I can't marry you.
980
01:22:08,256 --> 01:22:12,676
♪ ..the dream weaver, but now...
981
01:22:12,802 --> 01:22:15,429
You're doing well. Just breathe deeply.
982
01:22:15,555 --> 01:22:17,640
Keep your breathing up.
983
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:23,145
♪ I was the waIrus
984
01:22:24,064 --> 01:22:27,733
♪ But now I'm John
985
01:22:31,821 --> 01:22:35,658
♪ And so, dear friends...
986
01:22:37,202 --> 01:22:41,997
- Can I take your name?
- Mr and Mrs Nice. Booked a double room.
987
01:22:44,918 --> 01:22:48,295
♪ The dream is over
988
01:22:48,421 --> 01:22:52,883
l'd just imported enough
CoIombian marijuana into the UK
989
01:22:53,009 --> 01:22:56,679
to get every inhabitant
of the British lsles stoned.
990
01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:59,515
Would you go down to the bar?
She won't settle with you hovering.
991
01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:03,435
- Are you going to leave them here alone?
- No, the hotel gave me an intercom.
992
01:23:03,561 --> 01:23:06,897
- We can finally have a quiet dinner.
- See you down there.
993
01:23:11,611 --> 01:23:13,362
Keep the change.
994
01:23:13,488 --> 01:23:15,197
Thank you, sir.
995
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,720
That's a nice watch. Can I see it?
996
01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:40,305
We are Customs officers
and we're arresting you.
997
01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:41,390
All right.
998
01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:42,808
Judy!
999
01:23:42,934 --> 01:23:44,810
Jude.
1000
01:23:44,936 --> 01:23:47,229
Donald Nice. Is that your name, sir?
1001
01:23:47,355 --> 01:23:48,439
Yeah.
1002
01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:51,025
What do you do for a living, Mr Nice?
1003
01:23:51,151 --> 01:23:53,235
I'm training to be a customs officer.
1004
01:24:18,344 --> 01:24:20,429
Howard,
1005
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:26,351
will you marry me?
1006
01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:28,979
You wanna marry me now?
1007
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:33,233
I could be banged up for 14 years.
1008
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:36,111
I'll wait.
1009
01:24:51,461 --> 01:24:53,337
Howard and Judy...
1010
01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:10,562
- We'll be right outside.
- Thank you, boys.
1011
01:25:27,580 --> 01:25:31,542
Howard. I can't talk to you.
We cannot liaise with criminals.
1012
01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,544
Dope smuggling is hardly a crime.
1013
01:25:33,670 --> 01:25:35,754
Of course it is. Don't talk rot. It's illegal.
1014
01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:39,508
I thought we agreed hashish
shouldn't be illegal. It's the law that's wrong.
1015
01:25:39,634 --> 01:25:40,759
Goodbye.
1016
01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:07,828
With your leave, my Lord,
I'd like to call the defendant.
1017
01:26:10,373 --> 01:26:13,417
Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
1018
01:26:13,543 --> 01:26:15,544
I do.
1019
01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:20,757
I'd like to ask you, if I may, to explain
to the court your involvement with MI6.
1020
01:26:20,884 --> 01:26:24,803
In 1972, I was recruited by MI6
1021
01:26:24,929 --> 01:26:28,974
to catch IRA arms smuggler
James McCann,
1022
01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:32,019
by sucking him into dope deals.
1023
01:26:32,145 --> 01:26:36,273
I was doing rather well
until Her Majesty's Customs and Excise
1024
01:26:36,399 --> 01:26:39,526
messed up the secret service's plans
by arresting me.
1025
01:26:39,652 --> 01:26:44,198
Bail was arranged. I skipped, as arranged.
1026
01:26:44,324 --> 01:26:47,618
The media, however,
had procured confidential information
1027
01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:51,622
that I was an MI6 agent,
and my cover was blown.
1028
01:26:52,624 --> 01:26:55,751
And knowing no other life than that of a spy,
1029
01:26:55,877 --> 01:27:00,255
I was instructed by MI6
to work for the Mexican secret services,
1030
01:27:00,381 --> 01:27:06,053
who, strangely enough, were also interested
in James McCann, due to their belief
1031
01:27:06,179 --> 01:27:10,515
that he was aiding Mexican terrorist group
September 23rd League
1032
01:27:10,642 --> 01:27:15,312
in arms acquisition,
fundraising through dope deals.
1033
01:27:17,148 --> 01:27:20,525
And in order to fulfil my dangerous mission,
1034
01:27:21,694 --> 01:27:24,154
I involved myself in dope deals.
1035
01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:30,786
Mr Marks, you are using
a little bit of the truth and then glossing it.
1036
01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:36,166
It is conceded
that Marks was recruited by MI6
1037
01:27:36,292 --> 01:27:38,460
for three months in 1973,
1038
01:27:38,586 --> 01:27:42,589
by someone who was indiscreet enough
to ask for his assistance.
1039
01:27:42,715 --> 01:27:46,343
But the rest is a myth,
1040
01:27:46,469 --> 01:27:49,263
mounted by him as a smokescreen,
1041
01:27:49,389 --> 01:27:54,935
while he was indulging
in very high-level drug trafficking.
1042
01:27:55,061 --> 01:28:01,275
Let me challenge you to produce
this member of the Mexican secret services,
1043
01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:03,402
who you say recruited you.
1044
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:21,628
- Is what is written on this paper your name?
- Yes, your Honour.
1045
01:28:21,754 --> 01:28:26,633
My Lord, should the jury
not see that document?
1046
01:28:26,759 --> 01:28:28,510
He would rather they did not.
1047
01:28:28,636 --> 01:28:34,433
So what opportunity will you give me
to check on your credentials?
1048
01:28:34,559 --> 01:28:37,144
None, your Honour.
It's a matter of national security.
1049
01:28:37,270 --> 01:28:44,026
Your Lordship will recognise that matters
of quite clearly spurious national security
1050
01:28:44,152 --> 01:28:47,696
cannot be permitted to intervene
on the prosecution's case.
1051
01:28:47,822 --> 01:28:52,200
My Lord, the defendant was challenged
to produce this witness and he has done so.
1052
01:28:53,536 --> 01:28:59,458
- Did you try to recruit this man here?
- Yes, I did.
1053
01:28:59,584 --> 01:29:05,088
I gave him $150,000.
I can't tell you why, your Honour.
1054
01:29:05,214 --> 01:29:07,299
It's a matter of national security.
1055
01:29:08,384 --> 01:29:12,804
What nobody knew was
that the Mexican was, in fact, a real cop
1056
01:29:12,930 --> 01:29:14,890
who was a buddy of Ernie Combs.
1057
01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:18,769
This was committing perjury
on a grand scaIe.
1058
01:29:18,895 --> 01:29:22,356
Was anyone reaIIy gonna buy aII this?
1059
01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:40,665
Has the jury reached a verdict
upon which you are all agreed?
1060
01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:42,417
Yes.
1061
01:29:49,509 --> 01:29:52,302
Will the defendant please stand?
1062
01:29:53,304 --> 01:29:58,767
Members of the jury, how do you find
the defendant? Guilty or not guilty?
1063
01:29:58,893 --> 01:30:00,727
Not guilty.
1064
01:30:00,853 --> 01:30:03,647
Mr Marks, you are free to go.
1065
01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:16,410
Thank you.
1066
01:30:17,161 --> 01:30:19,746
- Rey!
- This way, sir.
1067
01:30:20,706 --> 01:30:22,374
Whoa!
1068
01:30:26,170 --> 01:30:29,339
- Promise me you'll never deal drugs again.
- I promise.
1069
01:30:29,465 --> 01:30:31,425
- Look me in the eye and say it.
- I promise.
1070
01:30:34,345 --> 01:30:40,142
The city of Palma is a delightful mixture of
medieval, ltalian and Moorish architecture.
1071
01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:44,271
PeopIe smoke hash in the streets,
the weather is perfect.
1072
01:30:44,397 --> 01:30:46,857
We figured we couId Iive here.
1073
01:30:57,702 --> 01:31:00,287
I set up a wine import business.
1074
01:31:00,413 --> 01:31:02,664
Meticulous accounts were maintained,
1075
01:31:02,790 --> 01:31:06,793
and national insurance, income tax,
graduated pensions,
1076
01:31:06,919 --> 01:31:12,132
corporation tax and vaIue-added tax
were most conscientiousIy paid.
1077
01:31:12,258 --> 01:31:15,886
I was very busy and very straight.
1078
01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:19,222
I was aIso very bored.
1079
01:31:20,558 --> 01:31:22,100
Aw, flip.
1080
01:31:22,852 --> 01:31:23,894
Was that wrong?
1081
01:31:24,395 --> 01:31:27,814
What should you do
when someone offers you drugs?
1082
01:31:27,940 --> 01:31:29,983
Just say no!
1083
01:31:30,109 --> 01:31:32,569
What will you do
when someone offers you drugs?
1084
01:31:32,695 --> 01:31:35,155
Just say no!
1085
01:31:35,281 --> 01:31:38,867
- I can't hear you.
- Just say no!
1086
01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:20,575
- Ah, DH Marks! How are you, my friend?
- Are you all right?
1087
01:32:20,701 --> 01:32:22,661
- Good to see you.
- Enjoy the flight?
1088
01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:24,704
- Ah, it was OK.
- Yeah? Tired?
1089
01:32:24,830 --> 01:32:26,831
I am a bit tired, actually.
1090
01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:28,750
Bit thirsty and hungry as well.
1091
01:32:28,876 --> 01:32:31,169
Oi!
1092
01:32:31,295 --> 01:32:34,130
Are you waiting for me? Yeah?
1093
01:32:34,257 --> 01:32:36,716
Did you get the picture?
1094
01:32:36,842 --> 01:32:39,970
- DH Marks, you are the absolute limit.
- Don't panic.
1095
01:32:50,690 --> 01:32:52,440
We just got some coordinates.
1096
01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:58,321
We have latitude North 06 35 04.
1097
01:32:58,447 --> 01:33:05,036
Longitude, we have West 152 53 02.
1098
01:33:16,507 --> 01:33:18,633
- Hey!
- Ernie.
1099
01:33:18,759 --> 01:33:22,387
- ¿Cómo està? Hey!
- Ernie boy.
1100
01:33:22,513 --> 01:33:24,723
I just got tickets for this play tonight.
1101
01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:27,475
I just got them right now.
1102
01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:31,187
- It's the first, you know. It's the first.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1103
01:33:31,314 --> 01:33:34,065
The first! The first! The first!
Fuck it, the first!
1104
01:33:34,483 --> 01:33:36,568
Unfortunately, I can't...
1105
01:33:36,694 --> 01:33:39,696
go to the...show tonight,
1106
01:33:39,822 --> 01:33:42,824
because of this testing thing.
1107
01:33:48,789 --> 01:33:51,041
- Talk to Patti.
- Howard.
1108
01:33:51,167 --> 01:33:53,251
Hey, Patti!
1109
01:33:54,211 --> 01:33:58,214
- So I can open the champagne?
- Here, in my room.
1110
01:34:01,510 --> 01:34:02,761
God bless Afghanistan.
1111
01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:06,931
Full house. Stellar reviews.
Get here for the next matinee.
1112
01:34:07,058 --> 01:34:09,559
Adios. Thank you. Enjoy yourself.
1113
01:34:10,478 --> 01:34:12,729
Afghanistan!
1114
01:34:12,855 --> 01:34:14,939
Hey.
1115
01:34:16,275 --> 01:34:20,320
Hey. Me Joseph, you Mary.
1116
01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:23,990
- Baby Jesus.
- All right.
1117
01:34:24,116 --> 01:34:27,202
Baby. Hey, come here.
1118
01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:35,251
- Freeze!
- Raise your hands. Don't move.
1119
01:34:35,378 --> 01:34:38,963
Calm down. Calm down.
1120
01:34:39,090 --> 01:34:42,759
♪ Hello, hello
1121
01:34:54,271 --> 01:34:56,773
Fuck.
1122
01:34:56,899 --> 01:34:59,150
Howard, answer the phone.
1123
01:34:59,276 --> 01:35:01,194
Let it ring.
1124
01:35:04,865 --> 01:35:06,950
- Hola.
- Howard?
1125
01:35:07,076 --> 01:35:10,704
Hey, Patrick! Here, you wanna
speak to your new nephew?
1126
01:35:10,830 --> 01:35:14,416
- A friend of yours has a little problem.
- Oh, really?
1127
01:35:14,542 --> 01:35:16,918
A medical problem, Howard.
1128
01:35:17,044 --> 01:35:19,587
Erm... The ambulance came and got him,
1129
01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,173
and hauled him off to the hospital,
him and his wife.
1130
01:35:22,299 --> 01:35:24,592
- Are you OK?
- I don't know.
1131
01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:27,762
Look, the thing is, Howard,
1132
01:35:27,888 --> 01:35:30,140
he was bitten by the dog.
1133
01:35:30,266 --> 01:35:34,686
- Your dog.
- M-my... My dog is sick?
1134
01:35:34,812 --> 01:35:38,565
- Your dog has rabies.
- OK, erm...
1135
01:35:39,650 --> 01:35:42,777
Patrick, I-I'm gonna...
I'm gonna call you back, right?
1136
01:35:42,903 --> 01:35:45,572
In a couple of hours. I'll call you back, OK?
1137
01:35:45,698 --> 01:35:48,950
- Howard, call me.
- OK.
1138
01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:23,443
Are you Patrick Lane? You're under arrest.
1139
01:36:26,489 --> 01:36:31,117
- The girls don't wanna go. Nor do I.
- Listen, we'll enjoy it when we get there.
1140
01:36:31,243 --> 01:36:34,579
- I'm tired.
- You like curry. You love it.
1141
01:36:34,705 --> 01:36:37,582
Yes, you do.
We can do a poppadom smash.
1142
01:36:37,708 --> 01:36:39,375
You'll spend ten minutes eating curry.
1143
01:36:39,502 --> 01:36:42,086
Then you'll be in Taki's bar
and I'll be stuck with the kids.
1144
01:36:44,298 --> 01:36:46,925
One, two, three...
1145
01:36:48,177 --> 01:36:51,012
Poppadom smash up! Cornflakes!
1146
01:36:51,138 --> 01:36:52,931
Our favourite bit!
1147
01:36:56,101 --> 01:36:59,604
War on drugs.
What the fuck is a war?
1148
01:36:59,730 --> 01:37:02,774
How can you declare war
on a fucking drug?
1149
01:37:03,943 --> 01:37:08,279
It's a plant.
Most drugs are derivatives of plants.
1150
01:37:08,405 --> 01:37:10,740
How can you declare war on fucking plants?
1151
01:37:10,866 --> 01:37:12,909
- Howard, why don't you stop?
- Stop what?
1152
01:37:13,035 --> 01:37:16,871
- Just stop.
- I'm feeding my family, right?
1153
01:37:16,997 --> 01:37:19,332
I'm scared.
Scared they're gonna bust you.
1154
01:37:19,458 --> 01:37:21,543
They're not gonna bust me here.
1155
01:37:23,337 --> 01:37:26,548
Don't be scared. Listen, listen.
1156
01:37:28,050 --> 01:37:30,260
Look at this. I don't wanna lose this.
1157
01:37:32,638 --> 01:37:35,431
I wanna be a husband and a father.
1158
01:37:37,184 --> 01:37:39,602
I don't wanna miss out on that.
1159
01:37:41,063 --> 01:37:43,314
You know, I was gonna slow up.
1160
01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:47,527
Now I'm...
Already I'm a middle man now.
1161
01:37:47,653 --> 01:37:52,031
You know? In two years' time we'll be...
we'll be legit.
1162
01:37:52,783 --> 01:37:54,242
Really?
1163
01:37:56,203 --> 01:37:57,537
Really.
1164
01:37:58,581 --> 01:38:01,249
Angel, my angel.
1165
01:38:03,669 --> 01:38:05,753
I love you.
1166
01:38:06,922 --> 01:38:09,007
I love you so much.
1167
01:38:10,968 --> 01:38:13,720
Hey!
1168
01:38:13,846 --> 01:38:15,930
Stop...that.
1169
01:38:20,936 --> 01:38:23,021
I've got to make a phone call.
1170
01:38:52,718 --> 01:38:54,469
Hello.
1171
01:38:55,346 --> 01:38:57,096
Hello?
1172
01:39:00,643 --> 01:39:03,603
- Amber, pour me the juice. I can't get it.
- Come on, girls.
1173
01:39:03,729 --> 01:39:06,397
Amber, pass the orange juice.
1174
01:39:11,862 --> 01:39:15,740
Hey, don't touch Daddy's box, OK?
1175
01:39:19,203 --> 01:39:22,330
Hello?
1176
01:39:22,456 --> 01:39:25,083
Oh, Dave. Yeah, yeah, I'll buzz you in.
1177
01:39:31,298 --> 01:39:32,715
Oi, oi!
1178
01:39:35,386 --> 01:39:37,178
It's not exactly tennis weather, is it?
1179
01:39:37,304 --> 01:39:40,306
Well, you never know,
it might brighten up a bit.
1180
01:39:40,432 --> 01:39:42,558
Yeah. Mmm.
1181
01:39:42,685 --> 01:39:47,146
- But if not, I'll get something warmer on...
- Put something on and come in for a spliff.
1182
01:39:47,272 --> 01:39:48,731
See you in a minute.
1183
01:39:50,484 --> 01:39:53,778
See you in a minute, girls.
1184
01:40:08,210 --> 01:40:10,294
Hello. Can I help you?
1185
01:40:16,927 --> 01:40:20,096
Tranquillo. Tranquillo.
1186
01:40:21,181 --> 01:40:24,392
- OK.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop.
1187
01:40:34,987 --> 01:40:37,071
Hey, hey, hey!
1188
01:40:57,926 --> 01:41:00,094
Let's have him now.
Come on, bring him to the car.
1189
01:41:00,220 --> 01:41:02,221
Vamos.
1190
01:41:02,347 --> 01:41:04,432
- Judy.
- Vamos.
1191
01:41:05,267 --> 01:41:07,685
I wanna see my wife and children
before I go.
1192
01:41:08,312 --> 01:41:10,521
- I wanna see my wife and children.
- Later.
1193
01:41:15,986 --> 01:41:18,071
- Dave.
- What's going on here?
1194
01:41:19,948 --> 01:41:23,451
- What's going on?
- Just see the kids are OK, and Judy, OK?
1195
01:41:35,631 --> 01:41:37,715
No!
1196
01:41:42,805 --> 01:41:47,016
ln Britain, the United States, Spain and
other countries spanning three continents,
1197
01:41:47,142 --> 01:41:49,977
the men who wage war
against the drug traffickers
1198
01:41:50,104 --> 01:41:53,106
have been ceIebrating the success
of Operation Lynx.
1199
01:41:53,232 --> 01:41:57,527
After more than two years of undercover
work, it's culminated in a series of arrests
1200
01:41:57,653 --> 01:42:02,406
and the smashing of what's being caIIed
one of the world's biggest drugs rings,
1201
01:42:02,533 --> 01:42:07,620
a ring aIIegedIy masterminded by a Briton,
Dennis Marks, who is aged 43.
1202
01:42:07,746 --> 01:42:10,206
This afternoon, he, his wife
and another British citizen
1203
01:42:10,332 --> 01:42:14,001
appeared in court in PaIma, Majorca,
where they've been Iiving.
1204
01:42:14,128 --> 01:42:16,212
They face extradition to the United States.
1205
01:42:16,338 --> 01:42:20,216
We're an innocent coupIe with a famiIy.
1206
01:42:20,342 --> 01:42:24,428
AII we want... We just wanna be with our
children. We wanna be with our children.
1207
01:42:24,555 --> 01:42:29,058
There is no reason in the world why my wife
should be locked up in this establishment.
1208
01:42:29,184 --> 01:42:33,771
She has committed no crime. The children
are with their aunt at the moment.
1209
01:42:33,897 --> 01:42:37,358
Of course,
we're both desperate to see them.
1210
01:42:37,484 --> 01:42:42,280
It Iooks as if Marks and the others
will be extradited to Miami within days.
1211
01:42:42,406 --> 01:42:45,867
Spanish police have cooperated fully
with both the investigation and the arrests.
1212
01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:48,661
Spain is unIikeIy to act as a haven.
1213
01:42:55,460 --> 01:42:59,172
- Please state your name for the record.
- Patrick Lane.
1214
01:42:59,298 --> 01:43:03,885
No way can I become a snitch, a grass,
1215
01:43:04,011 --> 01:43:08,181
a chivato, a stooI pigeon, a squeaIer,
1216
01:43:08,307 --> 01:43:12,310
a rat, a traitor, a wrong 'un,
1217
01:43:12,436 --> 01:43:16,355
a betrayer, a Judas.
1218
01:43:16,481 --> 01:43:20,193
How would you describe your function
in the Marks cartel?
1219
01:43:20,319 --> 01:43:21,819
Guilty.
1220
01:43:21,945 --> 01:43:23,696
In your witness statement, Mr Malik,
1221
01:43:23,822 --> 01:43:28,201
you suggested that you were responsible
for creating in factories in Afghanistan
1222
01:43:28,327 --> 01:43:31,579
hashish that was distributed by Mr Marks.
Is that true?
1223
01:43:32,998 --> 01:43:35,666
- Guilty.
- Mr Malik, please.
1224
01:43:35,792 --> 01:43:39,503
We expect that you will answer the question
to the best of your ability.
1225
01:43:39,630 --> 01:43:41,172
Please answer the question.
1226
01:43:41,298 --> 01:43:43,883
- Could you repeat the question, please?
- Yes.
1227
01:43:44,009 --> 01:43:47,053
- Now we're getting somewhere.
- Mr Malik,
1228
01:43:47,179 --> 01:43:50,139
what was your role in the Marks cartel?
1229
01:43:54,478 --> 01:43:57,480
- Guilty.
- Who did you take your orders from?
1230
01:43:57,606 --> 01:44:00,107
- Guilty.
- Your Honour...
1231
01:44:00,234 --> 01:44:02,902
This behaviour
will not be tolerated in my court.
1232
01:44:03,987 --> 01:44:06,197
In your opinion, Mr Lane, would you say
1233
01:44:06,323 --> 01:44:12,495
that this business constituted
a drugs organisation with a hierarchy?
1234
01:44:12,621 --> 01:44:13,955
Most definitely.
1235
01:44:14,081 --> 01:44:16,499
And was there somebody
at the top of this hierarchy?
1236
01:44:16,625 --> 01:44:19,669
- Yes.
- Who would that be, Mr Lane?
1237
01:44:19,795 --> 01:44:21,587
It would be Howard Marks.
1238
01:44:21,713 --> 01:44:25,967
Could you please point
to the head of this cartel?
1239
01:44:29,179 --> 01:44:32,890
For the record, I'd just like to point out
that he's addressing Mr Marks.
1240
01:44:33,016 --> 01:44:35,059
Yes, we have that on the record, thank you.
1241
01:44:35,185 --> 01:44:37,270
And in your understanding, Mr Combs,
1242
01:44:37,396 --> 01:44:42,525
who was it you were actually dealing with
in the Marks cartel?
1243
01:44:42,651 --> 01:44:44,485
That would be Howard Marks.
1244
01:44:44,611 --> 01:44:48,281
Would you mind pointing to Mr Marks,
Mr Howard Marks?
1245
01:44:51,493 --> 01:44:54,495
For the record, your Honour,
I'd like to point out who he's pointing to.
1246
01:44:54,621 --> 01:44:56,664
Yes, we have that on the record, thank you.
1247
01:44:56,790 --> 01:44:59,750
Would you mind pointing to Mr Marks?
1248
01:45:00,669 --> 01:45:05,006
Uhh...does the defence have any questions
for this witness?
1249
01:45:05,132 --> 01:45:06,590
No.
1250
01:45:18,061 --> 01:45:20,521
No physical contact.
1251
01:45:20,647 --> 01:45:24,567
You may hold hands. You have 20 minutes.
1252
01:45:24,693 --> 01:45:26,944
Hello, love.
1253
01:45:27,988 --> 01:45:30,489
What's wrong with your hands?
1254
01:45:30,615 --> 01:45:33,909
It's just...
It's just an allergy or something. Stress.
1255
01:45:41,001 --> 01:45:43,586
Are you OK?
1256
01:45:48,258 --> 01:45:52,178
There's a problem. With the kids.
1257
01:45:52,304 --> 01:45:54,013
Wh...
1258
01:45:56,391 --> 01:45:58,642
Asha's boyfriend's become a junkie.
1259
01:45:59,770 --> 01:46:02,480
- He spends his time beating them.
- No.
1260
01:46:03,440 --> 01:46:06,484
They've left little Patrick locked in his room.
1261
01:46:06,610 --> 01:46:10,321
No. No. No.
1262
01:46:13,116 --> 01:46:16,077
Amber said he threatened her
if she opened the door.
1263
01:46:16,203 --> 01:46:20,414
- No, no.
- She screamed and screamed.
1264
01:46:20,540 --> 01:46:24,627
No, no, no.
1265
01:46:26,380 --> 01:46:29,298
But it's all right now. It's all right.
1266
01:46:32,177 --> 01:46:35,429
- But I need to be with them.
- I know. I know you do.
1267
01:46:38,016 --> 01:46:39,934
Please.
1268
01:46:40,060 --> 01:46:45,189
- They need me.
- I know, Judy. I know.
1269
01:46:46,983 --> 01:46:49,068
Come on, Howard.
1270
01:46:52,864 --> 01:46:54,907
Come on, plead guilty.
1271
01:46:58,745 --> 01:47:00,579
Plead guilty and we'll let Judy go home.
1272
01:47:04,751 --> 01:47:07,336
You've gotta stop using her like this.
1273
01:47:08,380 --> 01:47:10,840
Think of your children.
1274
01:47:10,966 --> 01:47:14,969
The pain....they're suffering.
1275
01:47:22,269 --> 01:47:26,355
Then again,
I couId aIways appear to cooperate.
1276
01:47:26,481 --> 01:47:28,816
Have you heard of a man
named James McCann?
1277
01:47:28,942 --> 01:47:31,193
Fucking Christ.
1278
01:47:31,319 --> 01:47:32,778
Stop my fucking car?
1279
01:47:38,827 --> 01:47:41,579
You don't know
who you're fucking dealing with!
1280
01:47:41,705 --> 01:47:44,457
I'm the Kid! Look at the Kid go!
1281
01:47:45,041 --> 01:47:47,626
Got you covered.
1282
01:47:49,546 --> 01:47:52,381
- Hands in the air!
- Don't make a move.
1283
01:47:53,550 --> 01:47:56,552
I am Captain James McCann
1284
01:47:56,678 --> 01:47:59,221
of the Provisional Irish Republican Army.
1285
01:47:59,347 --> 01:48:03,809
And I am surrendering
to tools of the British Empire,
1286
01:48:03,935 --> 01:48:06,520
and I demand the status of prisoner of war.
1287
01:48:07,772 --> 01:48:11,192
This'll be a grand story
in the bars on St Paddy's Day, fellas, eh?
1288
01:48:11,318 --> 01:48:14,320
How you helped out the fucking Brits!
1289
01:48:17,365 --> 01:48:20,534
I'm the Emerald Pimpernel!
1290
01:48:31,505 --> 01:48:34,798
This is the case of the United States
versus Howard Marks,
1291
01:48:34,925 --> 01:48:36,592
I see that Mr Marks is present.
1292
01:48:36,718 --> 01:48:39,261
Would the defendant please rise?
1293
01:48:40,931 --> 01:48:46,560
Mr Marks, federal statutes
prohibit trafficking in marijuana.
1294
01:48:46,686 --> 01:48:49,897
I have taken an oath to administerjustice,
1295
01:48:50,023 --> 01:48:54,276
and to perform all duties
agreeable to the laws of the United States.
1296
01:48:56,279 --> 01:49:00,991
So, even if I were, uh, to agree
1297
01:49:01,117 --> 01:49:05,538
that the laws concerning
the use and sale of marijuana
1298
01:49:05,664 --> 01:49:08,332
were inappropriate, even foolish,
1299
01:49:09,543 --> 01:49:14,213
I would have to abide by them
until Congress has repealed them.
1300
01:49:14,339 --> 01:49:16,423
I impose the following sentence.
1301
01:49:16,550 --> 01:49:20,803
As to Count One of the indictment,
for a term of ten years.
1302
01:49:20,929 --> 01:49:23,347
As to Count Two of the indictment,
1303
01:49:24,683 --> 01:49:26,767
a term of fifteen years.
1304
01:49:26,893 --> 01:49:30,062
Sentences to run consecutively,
1305
01:49:30,188 --> 01:49:35,609
for a total of twenty-five years.
1306
01:49:38,071 --> 01:49:41,073
Case is dismissed.
1307
01:49:42,701 --> 01:49:45,119
Doing time began to get hard.
1308
01:49:45,245 --> 01:49:49,164
l'd been down for four years
and l had more than another twelve to do,
1309
01:49:49,291 --> 01:49:52,585
as seemed certain
I wouId be denied paroIe.
1310
01:49:52,711 --> 01:49:56,422
Judy couIdn't wait for me that Iong.
No one could.
1311
01:49:57,507 --> 01:50:00,050
At the age of 60,
l would re-enter the world,
1312
01:50:00,176 --> 01:50:05,389
skint, full of hate,
and compIeteIy unempIoyabIe and useIess.
1313
01:50:05,557 --> 01:50:09,184
I wouId be oId and ugIy.
No one wouId want to shag me.
1314
01:50:11,396 --> 01:50:14,982
l caught shingles
and had several bouts of flu.
1315
01:50:15,942 --> 01:50:18,152
Smoke and phIegm fiIIed my Iungs.
1316
01:50:18,278 --> 01:50:22,031
l couldn't piss properly.
I couIdn't bend my Ieft Ieg.
1317
01:50:22,157 --> 01:50:24,617
I had pains everywhere.
1318
01:50:24,743 --> 01:50:27,161
Abscesses fiIIed my gums.
1319
01:50:27,287 --> 01:50:29,079
Jesus Christ!
1320
01:50:29,205 --> 01:50:32,958
God! Make it fucking stop!
1321
01:50:38,298 --> 01:50:40,382
Please.
1322
01:50:42,302 --> 01:50:46,096
Please help me. Please help me.
Please help me.
1323
01:50:46,222 --> 01:50:48,307
Shh!
1324
01:50:54,022 --> 01:50:56,106
Oh, fucking hell.
1325
01:50:56,941 --> 01:50:59,026
I can't feel a fucking thing.
1326
01:51:14,709 --> 01:51:16,794
Daddy...
1327
01:51:17,504 --> 01:51:20,130
Daddy's coming...
1328
01:51:24,177 --> 01:51:36,480
Daddy...
1329
01:51:43,363 --> 01:51:46,115
l was given the job
of teaching EngIish grammar
1330
01:51:46,241 --> 01:51:50,035
to prisoners studying
their General Education Diploma.
1331
01:51:50,161 --> 01:51:54,498
Most of my pupiIs were Iooking at
the rest of their life behind bars.
1332
01:51:54,624 --> 01:51:56,500
An inmates' teacher, if not cautious,
1333
01:51:56,626 --> 01:52:00,879
couId find himseIf regarded
as a semi-hack orjaiIhouse snitch.
1334
01:52:01,005 --> 01:52:05,008
I was scared,
but I appIied the usuaI ruIe.
1335
01:52:05,844 --> 01:52:06,969
Never show your fear.
1336
01:52:08,388 --> 01:52:11,098
41526004,
1337
01:52:11,224 --> 01:52:13,851
you can call me Howard.
1338
01:52:13,977 --> 01:52:16,395
And so I became the jaiIhouse Iawyer.
1339
01:52:16,521 --> 01:52:19,440
I wrote to congressmen, judges, Iawyers,
1340
01:52:19,566 --> 01:52:23,777
had some successes,
got convictions overturned.
1341
01:52:25,029 --> 01:52:26,572
To whom it may concern...
1342
01:52:26,698 --> 01:52:30,993
US Immigration wouId not aIIow Judy
back into the country to visit me
1343
01:52:31,119 --> 01:52:33,412
because she had a conviction.
1344
01:52:34,372 --> 01:52:36,832
But that couId not stop the kids.
1345
01:52:50,513 --> 01:52:53,140
I thought Amber was Judy.
1346
01:52:58,730 --> 01:53:03,275
When I finaIIy saw Francesca,
she Iooked Iike my memory of Myfanwy.
1347
01:53:03,401 --> 01:53:08,280
Myfanwy wanted to share
her sixteenth birthday with me.
1348
01:53:08,406 --> 01:53:12,910
I had five days of heavenIy visits.
l loved them so much.
1349
01:53:17,290 --> 01:53:20,584
Since he joined the education programme,
these kids, some got out.
1350
01:53:20,710 --> 01:53:23,378
Even those that are staying
have learned to read, to write...
1351
01:53:23,505 --> 01:53:26,757
There was no reason whatsoever
to think that anything had changed
1352
01:53:26,883 --> 01:53:30,469
with respect to the big dope deaIers
never being granted parole.
1353
01:53:30,595 --> 01:53:32,346
But I went through the motions
1354
01:53:32,472 --> 01:53:35,390
and turned up in the prison
paroIe hearing rooms
1355
01:53:35,517 --> 01:53:39,394
to present my case
on the Iast day of January 1995.
1356
01:53:39,521 --> 01:53:43,065
Mr Marks, due to evidence that
the recommendation you spend
1357
01:53:43,191 --> 01:53:45,692
the majority of your sentence
in the UK was ignored,
1358
01:53:45,819 --> 01:53:49,571
because of pleadings by the DEA
for you to remain in Terre Haute
1359
01:53:49,697 --> 01:53:53,575
your sentence has turned out harsher
than the court originally intended.
1360
01:53:53,701 --> 01:53:57,538
In light of this, I am recommending to the
United States Regional Parole Commission
1361
01:53:57,664 --> 01:54:00,165
for you to be released on parole
on March 20th.
1362
01:54:11,928 --> 01:54:14,012
Thank you.
1363
01:54:16,182 --> 01:54:18,517
C-Can I call home please?
1364
01:54:19,519 --> 01:54:20,727
It's OK.
1365
01:55:15,950 --> 01:55:20,370
Like I said, are there any plain-clothes
policemen in the audience tonight?
1366
01:55:22,582 --> 01:55:24,625
Thank fuck for that.
1367
01:55:38,056 --> 01:55:42,601
♪ Don't bogart that joint, my friend
1368
01:55:43,603 --> 01:55:46,605
♪ Pass it over to me
1369
01:55:49,317 --> 01:55:53,737
♪ Don't bogart that joint, my friend
1370
01:55:54,739 --> 01:55:57,491
♪ Pass it over to me
1371
01:56:00,578 --> 01:56:03,622
♪ RoII another one
1372
01:56:06,334 --> 01:56:09,252
♪ Just Iike the other one
1373
01:56:11,172 --> 01:56:14,549
♪ You've been hoIding onto it
1374
01:56:16,594 --> 01:56:19,972
♪ And I sure wouId Iike a hit
1375
01:56:22,433 --> 01:56:26,979
♪ Don't bogart that joint, my friend
1376
01:56:27,855 --> 01:56:31,400
♪ Pass it over to me
1377
01:56:33,403 --> 01:56:37,823
♪ Don't bogart that joint, my friend
1378
01:56:38,908 --> 01:56:42,285
♪ Pass it over to me
1379
01:56:55,883 --> 01:57:08,186
♪ RoII
1380
01:57:08,312 --> 01:57:12,399
♪ Another one
1381
01:57:12,525 --> 01:57:15,777
♪ Just Iike the other one
1382
01:57:17,864 --> 01:57:21,408
♪ That one's just about done to the end
1383
01:57:22,660 --> 01:57:25,996
♪ So come on, be a real friend
1384
01:57:28,458 --> 01:57:32,627
♪ Don't bogart that joint, my friend
1385
01:57:34,047 --> 01:57:37,424
♪ Pass it over to me
1386
01:57:39,635 --> 01:57:44,222
♪ Don't bogart that joint, my friend
1387
01:57:45,141 --> 01:57:48,435
♪ Pass it over to me
1388
01:57:50,521 --> 01:57:53,148
♪ Come on, everybody, now.
Sing along now
1389
01:57:53,274 --> 01:57:58,028
♪ Don't bogart that joint, my friend
1390
01:57:58,988 --> 01:58:01,865
♪ Pass it over to me
1391
01:58:04,368 --> 01:58:09,164
♪ Don't bogart that joint, my friend
1392
01:58:10,124 --> 01:58:13,251
♪ Pass it over to me
1393
01:58:15,421 --> 01:58:20,258
♪ Don't bogart that joint, my friend
1394
01:58:21,260 --> 01:58:28,475
♪ Pass it over to me ♪
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