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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:06:29,788 --> 00:06:32,788 I'm sorry. 2 00:06:33,258 --> 00:06:36,258 You stole my death. 3 00:06:37,028 --> 00:06:39,563 I couldn't believe it. I thought... 4 00:06:39,564 --> 00:06:42,564 why is he dying? 5 00:06:42,934 --> 00:06:44,101 I die. 6 00:06:44,102 --> 00:06:46,871 Today is my day to die. 7 00:06:46,872 --> 00:06:49,872 I was really, really confused. 8 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:52,376 - Aah! - Aah! 9 00:06:52,377 --> 00:06:55,377 Did you think that you were supposed to die? 10 00:06:57,082 --> 00:06:58,382 I was confused. 11 00:06:58,383 --> 00:07:01,383 Uh, I was unsure, and I made a choice. 12 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:04,288 Aah! 13 00:07:04,289 --> 00:07:06,757 Aah! I'm hit! 14 00:07:06,758 --> 00:07:08,926 But didn't you see that I was dying? 15 00:07:08,927 --> 00:07:10,327 - Aah! - Aah! 16 00:07:10,328 --> 00:07:11,495 - Aah! - Aah! 17 00:07:11,496 --> 00:07:14,496 I did. I did, but... 18 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:21,370 - I did, but-- - But what? 19 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:25,443 Arthur... 20 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:28,045 it was just because... 21 00:07:28,046 --> 00:07:31,046 your pau-- The pause was just so long. 22 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:34,583 - Aah! - Aah! 23 00:07:37,289 --> 00:07:40,191 And good. And good. 24 00:07:40,192 --> 00:07:43,192 It was such a good, long pause that I was just unsure. 25 00:07:43,929 --> 00:07:46,929 I became unsure. 26 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,567 Well, it felt good. 27 00:07:49,568 --> 00:07:51,335 - Oh, no, it was good. - Really? 28 00:07:51,336 --> 00:07:53,070 Oh, you were good. Very. 29 00:07:53,071 --> 00:07:55,973 Well, then, Maurice, I don't understand. 30 00:07:55,974 --> 00:07:58,442 What... 31 00:07:58,443 --> 00:08:00,778 I... 32 00:08:00,779 --> 00:08:03,247 Because it was so good... 33 00:08:03,248 --> 00:08:06,248 I became unsure. 34 00:08:07,219 --> 00:08:10,219 I'm really so, so sorry. 35 00:08:11,456 --> 00:08:13,858 - No, it's all right. - No. I just feel terrible. 36 00:08:13,859 --> 00:08:15,559 It's OK. Don't. It's OK. 37 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,561 It's OK. 38 00:08:17,562 --> 00:08:20,064 I'm sorry. I didn't-- 39 00:08:20,065 --> 00:08:23,065 It's OK. 40 00:08:26,538 --> 00:08:29,473 It's all right. 41 00:08:29,474 --> 00:08:31,375 It's OK. 42 00:08:37,816 --> 00:08:40,816 Happy. 43 00:08:41,319 --> 00:08:44,319 Frightened. 44 00:08:44,723 --> 00:08:47,723 Ecstatic. 45 00:08:49,694 --> 00:08:52,694 Good. Switch. 46 00:08:59,671 --> 00:09:02,671 Fortunate. 47 00:09:03,842 --> 00:09:05,276 No hands. 48 00:09:05,277 --> 00:09:06,977 Make it simple. Keep it clean. 49 00:09:06,978 --> 00:09:08,445 Give it to me again. 50 00:09:08,446 --> 00:09:10,548 Fortunate. 51 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,316 - Hands. - No hands. 52 00:09:12,317 --> 00:09:13,918 Fortunate. 53 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:16,487 Ah, there you go. There you go. There you go. 54 00:09:16,488 --> 00:09:18,222 Uh... 55 00:09:18,223 --> 00:09:21,223 disturbed. 56 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:24,128 - Not mentally disturbed. - Oh. 57 00:09:24,129 --> 00:09:25,296 Disturbed. 58 00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:28,297 Not emotionally disturbed, but sort of spiritually disturbed. 59 00:09:31,303 --> 00:09:34,204 But on a smaller level. 60 00:09:34,205 --> 00:09:35,873 Ah, there you go. There you go. 61 00:09:35,874 --> 00:09:38,874 Subtle as a sphinx. Switch. 62 00:09:43,848 --> 00:09:46,848 Excited. 63 00:09:53,358 --> 00:09:55,960 That's it for me. 64 00:09:55,961 --> 00:09:58,128 What's the matter? 65 00:09:58,129 --> 00:10:01,129 No, Maurice, I... 66 00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:04,733 I can't. 67 00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:09,404 I'm going to die if we don't get work. 68 00:10:12,444 --> 00:10:15,444 I'm so hungry. 69 00:10:17,849 --> 00:10:20,618 What are we going to do? 70 00:10:23,321 --> 00:10:26,321 I don't know. 71 00:10:26,324 --> 00:10:27,958 Arthur... 72 00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:30,427 we might just have to look for other work. 73 00:10:30,428 --> 00:10:33,197 We might just have to look for other jobs. 74 00:10:33,198 --> 00:10:36,198 Other jobs? 75 00:10:36,468 --> 00:10:39,403 Beggars can't be choosers, Arthur. 76 00:10:39,404 --> 00:10:40,604 Are you calling us beggars? 77 00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:43,605 We will be if we don't get jobs. 78 00:10:45,276 --> 00:10:48,276 Beggars. 79 00:10:52,717 --> 00:10:55,717 Please, sir, I want some more. 80 00:10:57,555 --> 00:11:00,555 You see, sir, I've not eaten for fourteen days... 81 00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:04,728 since me mum died of the group. 82 00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:06,296 - Croup. - Croup. 83 00:11:06,297 --> 00:11:07,998 Of the croup she died... 84 00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:10,300 leaving me and my mentally ill brother here... 85 00:11:10,301 --> 00:11:12,136 to fend for ourselves. 86 00:11:12,137 --> 00:11:14,538 Murdered, she was, in her bed by one of her johns. 87 00:11:14,539 --> 00:11:17,307 You see, she sold herself to feed us. 88 00:11:17,308 --> 00:11:19,076 She compromised herself for our sakes... 89 00:11:19,077 --> 00:11:21,745 and here we are, left alone and hungry and homeless. 90 00:11:21,746 --> 00:11:23,747 And my poor brother needs a brain operation... 91 00:11:23,748 --> 00:11:25,516 and my glaucoma's getting worse... 92 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:28,517 and, sir? Sir? Sir? 93 00:11:28,753 --> 00:11:31,722 Are you there, sir? 94 00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:33,323 Aah! 95 00:11:33,324 --> 00:11:36,324 I can't see you, sir. I can't see you, sir! 96 00:11:36,728 --> 00:11:38,395 Aah! Aah! 97 00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:40,698 I'm blind! 98 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,900 Aah! 99 00:11:47,972 --> 00:11:50,340 So, how we doing? 100 00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:52,109 - Great. - Good. 101 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:53,744 Now, this is just a formality. 102 00:11:53,745 --> 00:11:56,745 I want you both. It's just a matter of who plays what part. 103 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,383 You mean you want us in the play? 104 00:11:59,384 --> 00:12:01,118 Yes, and if I say too much... 105 00:12:01,119 --> 00:12:04,119 forgive me, but having written and lived it for 18 years... 106 00:12:04,355 --> 00:12:06,690 and now directing it, along with my wife who's producing... 107 00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:07,991 I think I know it pretty well. 108 00:12:07,992 --> 00:12:10,794 But there's always something new you can learn. 109 00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:12,830 So I just want to say about these characters... 110 00:12:12,831 --> 00:12:15,831 that they once loved each other, but now they hate each other... 111 00:12:16,301 --> 00:12:18,602 but underneath, love, but on top, hate. 112 00:12:18,603 --> 00:12:21,171 Love, hate. So, see what I'm saying? 113 00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:23,440 Yeah, sure. Love, hate. 114 00:12:23,441 --> 00:12:25,709 Yes. Love, hate, love, hate. 115 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:27,644 Love, hate, love, hate. 116 00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:29,980 - Love. - Hate, love, hate. 117 00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:32,015 Love, hate, love, hate. 118 00:12:32,016 --> 00:12:33,684 Love, hate, love, hate. 119 00:12:33,685 --> 00:12:36,685 Love--Th-Th-Th-- Whenever you're ready, go. 120 00:12:38,256 --> 00:12:41,256 OK. 121 00:12:44,295 --> 00:12:45,896 Do you want to be the guy-- 122 00:12:45,897 --> 00:12:47,064 Do you want to be the guy who dies first? 123 00:12:47,065 --> 00:12:49,399 - It doesn't matter to me. - Why don't you go? 124 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,335 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 125 00:12:51,336 --> 00:12:54,336 Excuse me. Do you have a preference who dies first? 126 00:12:54,606 --> 00:12:57,606 Couldn't care less. 127 00:12:57,742 --> 00:12:59,810 OK. I don't care. 128 00:12:59,811 --> 00:13:01,979 Actually, do you mind if I die second? 129 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:03,747 'Cause I'm a little not ready, OK? 130 00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:06,748 - Good, good. - OK. Go ahead. 131 00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:21,064 What a fool you are, Alan. 132 00:13:21,065 --> 00:13:24,065 No, Latour. You are a fool. 133 00:13:24,169 --> 00:13:26,103 Me? Moi? Ha! 134 00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:29,104 It is not I who is soon to breathe his final breath. 135 00:13:29,707 --> 00:13:32,707 True, but I am not afraid, Latour... 136 00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:36,978 for with that breath I will inhale hope. 137 00:13:37,115 --> 00:13:40,115 Hope because I know there are others like me, Latour... 138 00:13:40,718 --> 00:13:43,718 who will soon come, and from whom a pure light will shine... 139 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:48,790 and blind the devils of this world. 140 00:13:48,893 --> 00:13:51,893 - Aah! - Aah! 141 00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:54,331 Ahh. 142 00:13:54,332 --> 00:13:55,999 Uhh! 143 00:13:59,003 --> 00:14:02,003 Oh, father. 144 00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:10,779 Um, now switch parts. 145 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:18,522 That was good. 146 00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:21,523 - Perfect. - No, it was very good. 147 00:14:25,997 --> 00:14:28,699 Yello. Oh, hi, hon. 148 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,033 Keep going. It's my wife, the producer. 149 00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:33,034 Hi, hi. What's up? 150 00:14:33,304 --> 00:14:34,838 It's going well, it's going well. 151 00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:37,341 What a fool you are, Alan. 152 00:14:37,342 --> 00:14:40,342 I said I was sorry, and I meant it. 153 00:14:41,779 --> 00:14:44,181 Me? Moi? Ha! 154 00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:47,182 I'm not going to behave like that anymore. 155 00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:48,986 Where are you? 156 00:14:48,987 --> 00:14:51,987 What are you doing with him? 157 00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:53,991 You what? 158 00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:56,992 You're saying to me that you're leaving me for him? 159 00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:01,098 This is what you're saying to me? 160 00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:03,734 Well, yes, naturally, I'm shocked. 161 00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:05,569 Of course I'm shocked. 162 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:08,438 Does this mean you're pulling your money out of the show? 163 00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:11,439 No, no, I will not find anybody else to put money in this play. 164 00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:15,677 Everyone thinks it's a piece of shit. 165 00:15:15,713 --> 00:15:18,382 Where are you now? Because I'm coming down. 166 00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:21,383 I'm going to bite out both your throats! 167 00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:33,363 - So I insult him? - Yeah. 168 00:15:33,364 --> 00:15:35,165 Tell him you think his pastries are no good. 169 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,934 - Oh, good idea. - Yeah. 170 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,402 Say that they're stale, all right? 171 00:15:38,403 --> 00:15:39,903 Hey, buddy, your pastries are stale. 172 00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:42,506 Right, but don't say buddy. Just say... 173 00:15:42,507 --> 00:15:45,507 - Your pastries are stale. - Your pastries are stale. 174 00:15:46,244 --> 00:15:49,244 - I can do it. - OK. Then... 175 00:15:51,816 --> 00:15:54,816 - You'll come to his defense. - I'll come to his defense. 176 00:15:55,186 --> 00:15:57,087 And then... 177 00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:59,189 He'll reward you with a cornucopia of delicacies. 178 00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:01,391 - Right. - Which you will share with me. 179 00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:04,392 All right, good. But be--you know. OK? 180 00:16:04,729 --> 00:16:07,064 - Small. - Small. 181 00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:10,065 You, too. 182 00:16:16,507 --> 00:16:19,507 - Good day, sir. - Good day. 183 00:16:24,782 --> 00:16:26,283 Everything is made fresh? 184 00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:29,252 Yes, sir. I make everything myself, fresh every day. 185 00:16:29,253 --> 00:16:31,455 - Oh, every day? - Every day. 186 00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:34,124 - Good day. - Good day, sir. 187 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,193 - Good day. - How do you do? 188 00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:38,829 - Every single day? - Every single day. 189 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:41,531 Well... 190 00:16:41,532 --> 00:16:44,101 even these cream puffs are fresh? 191 00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:47,102 They look stale to me. 192 00:16:48,406 --> 00:16:50,674 You may taste if you like. 193 00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:53,675 Taste? 194 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,250 If I must. 195 00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:21,438 I hate them. 196 00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:23,507 Oh, I'm sorry. 197 00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:25,008 To each his own. 198 00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:26,943 There's another bakery shop down the block... 199 00:17:26,944 --> 00:17:28,779 whose wares might be more to your liking. 200 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:31,780 Thank you for coming in. May I help you, sir? 201 00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:37,721 Yes. Would you excuse me a moment? 202 00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:40,223 I couldn't help but overhear. Excuse me, sir... 203 00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:42,492 but may I say that your rudeness... 204 00:17:42,493 --> 00:17:44,795 to this hard-working gentleman is uncalled for? 205 00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:46,696 - Please, sir. - I beg your pardon. 206 00:17:46,697 --> 00:17:48,398 No, I beg yours, sir. 207 00:17:48,399 --> 00:17:51,134 This gentleman is one of the finest pastry chefs... 208 00:17:51,135 --> 00:17:52,436 on the eastern seaboard. 209 00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,304 - Well, thank you. - You're welcome. 210 00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:55,439 - Do I know you? - Of course you do. 211 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,873 What's your point? 212 00:17:56,874 --> 00:17:58,575 You would not know a good cream puff... 213 00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:01,445 if it jumped up and licked you on the ass. 214 00:18:01,446 --> 00:18:03,547 It's just a difference in taste. 215 00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:05,549 No. This man is clearly an imbecile. 216 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,517 Ah, an insult! 217 00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:08,985 - I'm insulted? - Yes! 218 00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:11,421 - I'm insulted! - Fine. Good! 219 00:18:11,422 --> 00:18:13,023 Well, I am! 220 00:18:13,024 --> 00:18:14,958 I'm sure you're not as insulted as him. 221 00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:17,694 - I'm not insulted. - Oh, yes, you are! 222 00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:20,097 The man works all day to support his miserable family. 223 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,666 My family isn't miserable. We're quite happy. 224 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,234 No, you're not! 225 00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:26,636 You're miserable and pathetic. Look at you. 226 00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:28,171 Well, I... 227 00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:30,707 All day working like a lackey from rise to set... 228 00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:33,043 sweating in the eye of Phoebus. 229 00:18:33,044 --> 00:18:34,511 I love my work. 230 00:18:34,512 --> 00:18:37,512 No, you don't! My God, how could you? 231 00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:39,950 - Are you insulting him? - No, you are! 232 00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:41,118 That's what I thought! 233 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,086 Oh, how it grieves me... 234 00:18:43,087 --> 00:18:46,087 to see a man living the life of a dog... 235 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:49,090 and treated worse than a dog by a bourgeois pig! 236 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,794 You don't even know this gentleman. 237 00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:53,795 Oh, I know him! I knew them all! 238 00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:57,065 Puppeteers. And you, the poor, sweaty, blue-collared bumpkin... 239 00:18:58,336 --> 00:18:59,769 at the end of their strings. 240 00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,905 What a fool you are! 241 00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:04,341 - I am not a fool! - Yes, you are! 242 00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:07,342 You shouldn't talk to that gentleman this way. 243 00:19:08,179 --> 00:19:10,614 You like the cream puffs. 244 00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:13,216 I don't like the cream puffs. 245 00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:14,618 Fuck the cream puffs! 246 00:19:14,619 --> 00:19:17,020 This man is a slave and an idiot! 247 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:19,089 - Get out of here! - What? 248 00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:21,758 Get out of my shop! 249 00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:23,994 I'll handle this. 250 00:19:23,995 --> 00:19:26,263 You've really said quite enough. 251 00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:29,232 I think we've heard quite enough from you. 252 00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:31,001 Begone! 253 00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:35,505 Sir, how can I repay you? 254 00:19:35,506 --> 00:19:37,340 Please. I did nothing. 255 00:19:37,341 --> 00:19:40,341 I insist. You came to my aid. 256 00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:49,686 Well... 257 00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:51,354 perhaps a cream puff? 258 00:19:51,355 --> 00:19:54,257 No, no. You don't like them. 259 00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:56,893 - Well... - I have something even better. 260 00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:58,929 Two tickets to the theater tonight... 261 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:01,531 to see the great Jeremy Burtom as Hamlet. 262 00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:04,532 Please, take them with my gratitude. 263 00:20:07,638 --> 00:20:09,606 Tickets to see Jeremy Burtom? 264 00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:11,374 - That's what he gave you? - That's correct. 265 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,077 Out of anything in the shop, he gives you tickets? 266 00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:15,245 Yes. 267 00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:17,080 Why didn't he just stab you in the heart? 268 00:20:17,081 --> 00:20:18,882 You tell me, Arthy. 269 00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:21,251 Burtom is the worst actor on the face of the earth. 270 00:20:21,252 --> 00:20:22,786 Yup. 271 00:20:22,787 --> 00:20:25,455 That man is unwatchable. 272 00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:26,923 Yup. 273 00:20:26,924 --> 00:20:29,392 You couldn't pay me to go see that guy's Hamlet. 274 00:20:37,768 --> 00:20:39,202 I wanted to see how bad he really was. 275 00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:41,571 I hear he makes a real fool out of himself. 276 00:20:41,572 --> 00:20:43,206 You always learn from other people's mistakes. 277 00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:44,608 Oh, yes. 278 00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:46,643 - Right? - Please. 279 00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:48,712 - Look at this crowd. - Unbelievable. 280 00:20:48,713 --> 00:20:51,713 - I'll never understand it. - It's criminal. 281 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,050 Hey. 282 00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:55,885 Mike's in this. 283 00:20:55,886 --> 00:20:58,886 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 284 00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:01,258 Oh. 285 00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:03,326 Good for him. Good for Mike. 286 00:21:03,327 --> 00:21:05,228 - Great for Mike. - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 287 00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:07,364 Shh! 288 00:21:36,093 --> 00:21:37,894 Someone's put on a little weight. 289 00:21:37,895 --> 00:21:39,863 I hope they reinforced the stage. 290 00:21:39,864 --> 00:21:42,565 My God. 291 00:21:42,566 --> 00:21:45,566 And now my cousin Hamlet and my son. 292 00:21:46,704 --> 00:21:49,704 Hamlet, why seems it so particular with thee? 293 00:21:49,974 --> 00:21:52,974 Seems, madam? Nay, it is. I know not, ,seems., , 294 00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:58,579 'Tis not alone my inky cloak, good mother... 295 00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:02,752 nor the customary suits of solemn black... 296 00:22:02,753 --> 00:22:05,753 nor the dejected 'havior of the visage... 297 00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:08,925 together with all forms... 298 00:22:08,926 --> 00:22:11,394 moods, shapes of grief... 299 00:22:11,395 --> 00:22:14,395 that can denote me truly. 300 00:22:15,199 --> 00:22:17,734 These indeed seem... 301 00:22:17,735 --> 00:22:19,936 for they are actions that a man might play. 302 00:22:19,937 --> 00:22:22,605 But I... 303 00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:24,908 have that within... 304 00:22:24,909 --> 00:22:27,909 which passes show. 305 00:22:27,912 --> 00:22:30,180 These... 306 00:22:30,181 --> 00:22:33,181 but the trappings and the suits... 307 00:22:35,086 --> 00:22:38,086 of woe. 308 00:22:59,777 --> 00:23:02,777 Who is it? 309 00:23:10,988 --> 00:23:13,988 Intermission's almost over, sir. 310 00:23:17,561 --> 00:23:19,462 Places for act two. 311 00:23:19,463 --> 00:23:21,865 Places for act two. 312 00:23:30,374 --> 00:23:32,075 Ow! 313 00:23:32,076 --> 00:23:33,877 Come for the third, Laertes. You do but dally. 314 00:23:33,878 --> 00:23:36,579 - Who choreographed this? - I don't know. It's so sloppy. 315 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:37,781 It's a mess. 316 00:23:37,782 --> 00:23:39,082 Crazy boy! 317 00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,751 Aah! You crazy boy! 318 00:23:41,752 --> 00:23:43,920 Aah! 319 00:23:43,921 --> 00:23:45,321 What was that part? 320 00:23:45,322 --> 00:23:48,322 I don't know. 321 00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:53,060 Come on. 322 00:23:58,869 --> 00:24:00,036 Aah! 323 00:24:00,037 --> 00:24:03,037 What the hell's he doing? 324 00:24:08,913 --> 00:24:11,913 Drunken son of a bitch. 325 00:24:22,693 --> 00:24:25,693 Ladies and gentlemen... 326 00:24:27,865 --> 00:24:30,865 it appears an actor, having missed a parry... 327 00:24:31,502 --> 00:24:34,502 upset by his mistake, has vacated the stage. 328 00:24:36,407 --> 00:24:39,407 Therefore, with your kind permission... 329 00:24:39,543 --> 00:24:41,177 we will lower the curtain-- 330 00:24:42,847 --> 00:24:45,847 And regroup, as it were... 331 00:24:46,116 --> 00:24:48,985 and then complete this... 332 00:24:48,986 --> 00:24:51,986 the greatest of all of Mr. Shakespeare's plays. 333 00:24:54,859 --> 00:24:57,360 I thank you. 334 00:25:02,299 --> 00:25:04,834 The man is vicious. 335 00:25:04,835 --> 00:25:07,835 Wednesday, he stuck me-- Right there. 336 00:25:08,472 --> 00:25:11,472 Where? 337 00:25:11,742 --> 00:25:14,110 Right in the rib. 338 00:25:14,111 --> 00:25:15,645 Gertrude? 339 00:25:15,646 --> 00:25:16,880 Almost killed her with a goblet. 340 00:25:16,881 --> 00:25:18,114 He's done it before? 341 00:25:18,115 --> 00:25:21,115 Oh, God. That's sick. That's just sick. 342 00:25:21,352 --> 00:25:23,820 Sick. 343 00:25:23,821 --> 00:25:24,988 You let me at him. 344 00:25:24,989 --> 00:25:27,190 You know what really burns me up? 345 00:25:27,191 --> 00:25:29,559 What really gets my goat... 346 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,560 is that Mike had such a great death coming up... 347 00:25:33,464 --> 00:25:35,465 and he was cheated. 348 00:25:35,466 --> 00:25:37,700 He was cheated, right? 349 00:25:37,701 --> 00:25:38,868 That's the... 350 00:25:38,869 --> 00:25:41,204 Yeah, but, you know-- You want to know? 351 00:25:41,205 --> 00:25:43,740 You want to know what I'd do in that situation? 352 00:25:43,741 --> 00:25:46,741 - What? - I'd stop, center stage. 353 00:25:48,646 --> 00:25:50,580 I'd turn. I'd wait for quiet. 354 00:25:50,581 --> 00:25:53,516 He's saying what he would do if he was you. 355 00:25:53,517 --> 00:25:55,818 - Tonight. - I know. 356 00:25:55,819 --> 00:25:58,555 What you have just seen... 357 00:25:58,556 --> 00:26:00,657 ladies and gentlemen... 358 00:26:00,658 --> 00:26:03,658 is unprofessional behavior of an overrated... 359 00:26:04,061 --> 00:26:07,061 undertalented, drunken hack... 360 00:26:07,231 --> 00:26:09,165 named Jeremy Burtom. 361 00:26:09,166 --> 00:26:12,068 He has blustered his way to success... 362 00:26:12,069 --> 00:26:15,069 on the backs of the great supporting players for too long! 363 00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:19,740 And it's time for us to make a stand and say no! 364 00:26:20,044 --> 00:26:23,044 No, Burtom! Begone! 365 00:26:23,113 --> 00:26:26,113 It is time for us to say, no, boozy boy! 366 00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:29,750 Bye-bye, Burtom bad boy! 367 00:26:30,421 --> 00:26:33,421 Hefty boy! Boozy, boozy boy! 368 00:26:34,224 --> 00:26:37,224 Greasy boy! Saggy, farty boy! 369 00:26:37,528 --> 00:26:40,528 Poke you! I poke you! I poke you! 370 00:26:41,732 --> 00:26:44,732 Something like that. 371 00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:48,471 Daah! 372 00:26:48,472 --> 00:26:50,273 - Aah! - Aah! 373 00:26:55,446 --> 00:26:56,913 Come on! Come back here! 374 00:26:56,914 --> 00:26:59,914 - Ooh! - Come back! 375 00:27:00,284 --> 00:27:02,885 Come back here! Ooh! 376 00:27:02,886 --> 00:27:04,921 Stop them! Stop them! 377 00:27:04,922 --> 00:27:07,922 They're trying to kill a genius! 378 00:27:17,835 --> 00:27:20,835 There they go. 379 00:27:55,506 --> 00:27:56,673 - Too small. - What? 380 00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:57,940 - Too small. - No. 381 00:27:57,941 --> 00:28:00,941 - No, no, no, don't move. - Too small. 382 00:28:01,078 --> 00:28:04,078 Claustrophobia! 383 00:28:04,114 --> 00:28:05,281 Please. 384 00:28:06,550 --> 00:28:08,451 - How about over there? - I checked over there already. 385 00:28:08,452 --> 00:28:09,972 Did you check the other side? 386 00:28:11,055 --> 00:28:14,055 Shh! 387 00:28:15,225 --> 00:28:18,225 - What's that noise? - You hear that? 388 00:28:18,362 --> 00:28:20,196 I don't hear nothing. 389 00:28:20,197 --> 00:28:21,864 You fart? 390 00:28:21,865 --> 00:28:24,865 Shh. Please. 391 00:28:25,736 --> 00:28:28,736 All right, come on. Let's go. 392 00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:53,060 Hey. 393 00:28:58,402 --> 00:29:00,737 - Arthy. - Ooh. 394 00:29:00,738 --> 00:29:02,238 OK. Come on. 395 00:29:02,239 --> 00:29:05,239 Go slow. 396 00:29:56,693 --> 00:29:59,693 What are you doing? 397 00:30:04,168 --> 00:30:06,836 Oh, God. We're outlaws. 398 00:30:41,205 --> 00:30:43,139 Let's get out of here. The place is crawling with cops. 399 00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:46,140 I know, I know. I have an idea. Come on. 400 00:30:46,543 --> 00:30:49,345 Ladies. 401 00:30:49,346 --> 00:30:50,980 One-ten, Oceano. 402 00:30:50,981 --> 00:30:53,981 Why are we standing around, please? 403 00:30:56,386 --> 00:30:59,386 These go to stateroom 40, and that goes to 15. 404 00:31:00,257 --> 00:31:03,257 Thanks, girls. 405 00:31:04,027 --> 00:31:05,828 So, Lily, everything is in order? 406 00:31:05,829 --> 00:31:08,364 - Yes, Meistrich. - Good. 407 00:31:08,365 --> 00:31:10,533 You are so good at what you do, Lily. 408 00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:12,168 Thank you. 409 00:31:12,169 --> 00:31:13,603 So good. 410 00:31:13,604 --> 00:31:15,938 Thanks, Meistrich. 411 00:31:15,939 --> 00:31:17,640 So sweet. 412 00:31:17,641 --> 00:31:19,041 Thanks. 413 00:31:19,042 --> 00:31:20,710 So... 414 00:31:20,711 --> 00:31:22,178 Oh, Lily. 415 00:31:22,179 --> 00:31:25,081 When I'm with you, I feel like a young schoolboy again... 416 00:31:25,082 --> 00:31:27,283 full of hope and wonder-- 417 00:31:27,284 --> 00:31:30,284 Like a young bud in springtime waiting to blossom. 418 00:31:30,387 --> 00:31:32,421 - Well... - Your face... 419 00:31:32,422 --> 00:31:34,757 Your hands... 420 00:31:34,758 --> 00:31:37,758 Your beautiful, snow-white hands. 421 00:31:41,632 --> 00:31:44,632 Lil, Lil, Lil, Lily, ly 422 00:31:45,702 --> 00:31:48,070 Lily, Lil, Lil, Lil-- 423 00:31:48,071 --> 00:31:49,238 Marco. 424 00:31:49,239 --> 00:31:51,040 Hi. Um, excuse me. 425 00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:53,609 Hi, Meistrich. Could I talk to you for a second? 426 00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:55,678 - Actually, no. - Please, Meistrich. 427 00:31:55,679 --> 00:31:58,679 Just one minute. 428 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,150 - Hi, Marco. - Hey. 429 00:32:01,151 --> 00:32:03,019 How are you? You look so handsome. 430 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:05,154 Thank you. Did you get my flowers? 431 00:32:05,155 --> 00:32:06,756 Yes. I was hoping they were from you. 432 00:32:06,757 --> 00:32:09,757 - There was no card. - Oh. 433 00:32:17,901 --> 00:32:20,169 No. I wanted to talk to you in person... 434 00:32:20,170 --> 00:32:22,371 because, Lily... 435 00:32:22,372 --> 00:32:24,507 I just wanted to tell you that... 436 00:32:24,508 --> 00:32:27,508 w-- 437 00:32:32,683 --> 00:32:34,550 But I wanted to tell you that... 438 00:32:34,551 --> 00:32:35,751 Ohh! Aah! 439 00:32:35,752 --> 00:32:37,987 Why don't you watch what you're doing, hmm? 440 00:32:37,988 --> 00:32:39,555 Make a mistake like that next time... 441 00:32:39,556 --> 00:32:42,556 and I'll chop off your hands and let you drown in your own blood! 442 00:32:45,996 --> 00:32:48,331 Are you two finished with your little tete-a-tete? 443 00:32:48,332 --> 00:32:49,932 Because there is work to do. 444 00:32:49,933 --> 00:32:51,600 If we don't work, we'll lose our jobs, yes? 445 00:32:51,601 --> 00:32:54,003 Yes. Right away, Meistrich. 446 00:32:54,004 --> 00:32:55,304 Good-bye, Marco. 447 00:32:55,305 --> 00:32:57,373 - OK. - OK. 448 00:32:57,374 --> 00:32:58,541 Bye-bye. 449 00:32:58,542 --> 00:33:01,542 Tschuss. 450 00:33:03,046 --> 00:33:04,981 Lily... 451 00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:06,649 will you dance with me tonight at the ball? 452 00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:08,084 I have something I want to say to you. 453 00:33:08,085 --> 00:33:10,453 - Well-- - Excellent! 454 00:33:10,454 --> 00:33:11,854 Until tonight? 455 00:33:26,169 --> 00:33:27,737 Thank you. 456 00:33:27,738 --> 00:33:29,405 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 457 00:33:30,574 --> 00:33:31,841 Thank you. Thank you. 458 00:33:31,842 --> 00:33:34,076 It's Burtom! It's him! 459 00:33:34,077 --> 00:33:35,511 - I know. - What are we going to do? 460 00:33:35,512 --> 00:33:37,747 Let's get out of here quick. 461 00:33:37,748 --> 00:33:39,882 ...having been abused yesternight... 462 00:33:39,883 --> 00:33:41,851 by a band of ruffians... 463 00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:44,420 I thwarted an attempt on my life... 464 00:33:44,421 --> 00:33:47,421 by these incompetent scofflaws single-handedly. 465 00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:50,659 Bravo. Wonderful. Good job. 466 00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:53,362 As for myself, I hope that... 467 00:33:53,363 --> 00:33:56,363 the salt air will heal my wounds... 468 00:33:57,768 --> 00:34:00,169 and the motion of the cool, green sea... 469 00:34:00,170 --> 00:34:02,972 soothe my tortured soul. 470 00:34:02,973 --> 00:34:05,973 Thank you and bon voyage to us all. 471 00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:09,410 Bon voyage. 472 00:34:12,315 --> 00:34:14,950 Mr. Sparks, what an honor it is to have you here. 473 00:34:14,951 --> 00:34:17,253 I'm Pancetta Leaky, the ship's social director. 474 00:34:17,254 --> 00:34:18,487 Welcome aboard, Mr. Sparks. 475 00:34:18,488 --> 00:34:20,289 Congratulations on your last match. 476 00:34:20,290 --> 00:34:22,558 Thank you very much, good fella. 477 00:34:22,559 --> 00:34:23,726 Ow. 478 00:34:23,727 --> 00:34:25,261 Do you feel that grip? 479 00:34:25,262 --> 00:34:26,862 I do, sir. I do. 480 00:34:26,863 --> 00:34:29,598 Powerful enough to snap the neck of a small beast... 481 00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:31,467 and yet sensitive enough... 482 00:34:31,468 --> 00:34:34,336 to caress the tender throat of a young castrato-- 483 00:34:34,337 --> 00:34:36,105 Coax a song from him. 484 00:34:36,106 --> 00:34:37,840 Good for you. 485 00:34:37,841 --> 00:34:39,575 That is why I win. 486 00:34:39,576 --> 00:34:42,044 I'm sure it is, sir. Enjoy your voyage. 487 00:34:42,045 --> 00:34:44,980 Oh, I will. I will. 488 00:34:44,981 --> 00:34:46,949 I'll help you with your bags. 489 00:34:46,950 --> 00:34:49,318 Mrs. Essendine, it's a pleasure to see you. 490 00:34:49,319 --> 00:34:52,319 How delighted we were to see your name on the passenger list. 491 00:34:52,489 --> 00:34:54,490 And I was sorry to hear about the death of your husband. 492 00:34:54,491 --> 00:34:56,992 He was the most generous of men. 493 00:34:56,993 --> 00:34:59,929 That he was. That he was. 494 00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:02,331 Wait. Wait. 495 00:35:02,332 --> 00:35:04,567 Can this be Emily? 496 00:35:04,568 --> 00:35:07,568 She has blossomed so. 497 00:35:07,938 --> 00:35:10,938 Thank the gentleman, Emily. 498 00:35:11,408 --> 00:35:12,775 Thanks. 499 00:35:27,891 --> 00:35:30,891 Stewards. Stewards. 500 00:35:30,894 --> 00:35:33,863 Give us a hand here, please. 501 00:35:40,370 --> 00:35:43,370 Gentlemen, is there a problem? 502 00:35:54,451 --> 00:35:57,219 - I have it, Arthy. - Oh, OK. Thank you. 503 00:35:57,220 --> 00:36:00,220 Thank you. 504 00:36:05,629 --> 00:36:07,329 Ohh! 505 00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:09,532 - Aah! - Ohh! 506 00:36:17,374 --> 00:36:19,408 Ohh. 507 00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:21,243 OK. 508 00:36:21,244 --> 00:36:22,444 OK. 509 00:36:25,649 --> 00:36:28,649 Excuse me. 510 00:36:31,922 --> 00:36:33,088 Are you lost? 511 00:36:33,089 --> 00:36:35,758 - Yes. - No. 512 00:36:35,759 --> 00:36:37,259 Do you work on this ship? 513 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:39,328 I'm innocent. 514 00:36:39,329 --> 00:36:42,329 I'm not a thespian thug. I'm a good man. 515 00:36:42,465 --> 00:36:44,266 Can you help us? 516 00:36:44,267 --> 00:36:47,267 Please, ma'am? The ship's about to leave. 517 00:36:47,270 --> 00:36:50,270 All ashore that are going ashore! 518 00:36:50,273 --> 00:36:52,608 All ashore that are going ashore! 519 00:36:52,609 --> 00:36:55,609 There is desperation in these little footsteps. 520 00:36:55,845 --> 00:36:58,447 Lily, your cheeks are flushed. Your breasts heave. 521 00:36:58,448 --> 00:37:00,015 May I ask where is the fire? 522 00:37:00,016 --> 00:37:02,518 No, there's no fire, Meistrich. A passenger needs help. 523 00:37:02,519 --> 00:37:03,886 Oh? 524 00:37:05,589 --> 00:37:08,589 Two minutes to departure? 525 00:37:08,692 --> 00:37:10,759 I don't recall hiring you two. 526 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,161 I didn't, either, but, you know-- 527 00:37:12,162 --> 00:37:14,930 Stewards! It appears my steamer is stuck. 528 00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:16,899 I require some assistance. 529 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:18,701 Unless, of course, you're all too busy... 530 00:37:18,702 --> 00:37:21,303 like every other bloody steward on this bloody ship! 531 00:37:21,304 --> 00:37:24,073 Absolutely, sir. 532 00:37:24,074 --> 00:37:25,241 Move! 533 00:37:45,962 --> 00:37:47,329 Very good. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 534 00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:50,232 Hang on. There you go. Thank you very much. 535 00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:53,233 Now, haven't I seen you two boys before? 536 00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:54,470 Are you sure? 537 00:37:54,471 --> 00:37:57,471 Weren't you employed once on the S.S. Normandy? 538 00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:01,243 - Ooh! - Ooh! 539 00:38:01,244 --> 00:38:03,912 It's you! It's you! 540 00:38:03,913 --> 00:38:05,080 Halt! 541 00:38:18,662 --> 00:38:21,662 Psst! Psst! 542 00:38:24,734 --> 00:38:25,934 OK, who are you? 543 00:38:25,935 --> 00:38:27,403 - We're actors. - Actors? 544 00:38:27,404 --> 00:38:28,904 - Just actors. - Actors. 545 00:38:28,905 --> 00:38:30,606 Would I have seen you in anything? 546 00:38:30,607 --> 00:38:31,840 - Maybe. - Possibly. 547 00:38:31,841 --> 00:38:33,042 Movie actors? 548 00:38:33,043 --> 00:38:35,144 No, not yet. 549 00:38:35,145 --> 00:38:37,079 Jane? Put it in 13. 550 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,080 OK. 551 00:38:42,152 --> 00:38:43,652 We're of the theater. 552 00:38:43,653 --> 00:38:45,387 We're seeking new representation. 553 00:38:45,388 --> 00:38:46,655 OK. 554 00:38:46,656 --> 00:38:48,390 - Why are you stowaways? - We're not. 555 00:38:48,391 --> 00:38:51,293 - We hid in a crate last night. - Escaping from the police. 556 00:38:51,294 --> 00:38:53,829 For something that we did to that man that was an accident. 557 00:38:53,830 --> 00:38:55,864 - He's famous. - He's a hack! 558 00:38:55,865 --> 00:38:57,032 He's overrated. 559 00:38:57,033 --> 00:38:58,467 Oh, you're the ones he was talking about! 560 00:38:58,468 --> 00:38:59,702 But we're innocent. 561 00:38:59,703 --> 00:39:02,703 - I swear we didn't do anything. - We couldn't hurt a fly. 562 00:39:02,939 --> 00:39:05,040 - We never meant it. - He's a big baby. 563 00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:07,576 We were at a bar. We drank too much-- 564 00:39:07,577 --> 00:39:09,211 Admittedly so. Admittedly so. 565 00:39:09,212 --> 00:39:11,413 But I just was expressing an opinion-- 566 00:39:11,414 --> 00:39:14,049 It's a free country-- And he attacked us physically. 567 00:39:14,050 --> 00:39:16,585 - The man is an animal. - He attacked us. 568 00:39:16,586 --> 00:39:19,088 Please, you have to help us get off this boat. 569 00:39:19,089 --> 00:39:21,223 We'll do anything for you. Please? 570 00:39:21,224 --> 00:39:23,792 Will you please take us home? 571 00:39:23,793 --> 00:39:26,495 OK. I believe you. 572 00:39:26,496 --> 00:39:28,831 Thank you. 573 00:39:28,832 --> 00:39:30,866 What are your names? My name's Lily. 574 00:39:30,867 --> 00:39:33,867 All... 575 00:39:34,604 --> 00:39:36,038 aboard! 576 00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:51,453 - Paris? - Yes. 577 00:39:51,454 --> 00:39:54,423 That's the first stop? 578 00:39:54,424 --> 00:39:55,824 Paris! 579 00:39:57,427 --> 00:39:59,328 The smoky cafes... 580 00:39:59,329 --> 00:40:01,096 the Seine at dawn... 581 00:40:01,097 --> 00:40:04,032 the clatter of the horses' hooves on the cobblestone... 582 00:40:04,033 --> 00:40:07,033 the little ecole where I studied so hard... 583 00:40:07,370 --> 00:40:09,605 the musk of the people... 584 00:40:09,606 --> 00:40:11,874 the cri de la revolution. 585 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,875 - You know Paris quite well. - He's never been there. 586 00:40:14,978 --> 00:40:16,612 Not physically. 587 00:40:16,613 --> 00:40:19,613 Someone's coming. In here. 588 00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:25,687 Too small. 589 00:40:25,688 --> 00:40:27,022 Too small, too small. 590 00:40:27,023 --> 00:40:28,857 - We gotta go. - Shh. 591 00:40:28,858 --> 00:40:31,360 No. You can't leave. He's slightly claustrophobic. 592 00:40:31,361 --> 00:40:33,061 It's OK, it's OK. 593 00:40:33,062 --> 00:40:35,063 Shh, shh. 594 00:40:35,064 --> 00:40:38,064 These men are vicious, inexorable dogs! 595 00:40:39,569 --> 00:40:41,870 What do you propose we do about it, Captain? 596 00:40:41,871 --> 00:40:44,440 - About what? - The stowaways. 597 00:40:44,441 --> 00:40:46,341 - Stowaways? Where? - Oh, good God. 598 00:40:46,342 --> 00:40:48,610 The two actors, sir. We must find them. 599 00:40:48,611 --> 00:40:51,547 Yes, yes! Marco! Marco, go find them! 600 00:40:51,548 --> 00:40:52,714 Si, capitaine. 601 00:40:52,715 --> 00:40:53,882 - Apprehend them. - Find them. 602 00:40:53,883 --> 00:40:55,184 - Lmprison them. - Torture them. 603 00:40:55,185 --> 00:40:58,185 Everything. On your way. I want them dead or alive. Go. 604 00:40:58,621 --> 00:41:00,055 - But-- - But what? 605 00:41:00,056 --> 00:41:01,590 I could never kill anyone. 606 00:41:01,591 --> 00:41:04,591 - You'll fucking learn. - It's really not that hard. 607 00:41:28,918 --> 00:41:30,085 Marco. 608 00:41:31,087 --> 00:41:33,956 Ohh! Ohh! Aah! I'm sorry. 609 00:41:33,957 --> 00:41:35,324 What are you doing with this gun? 610 00:41:35,325 --> 00:41:37,459 I'm sorry. I have to find the stowaways. 611 00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:40,095 - Dead or alive. - What? 612 00:41:40,096 --> 00:41:42,865 Yeah. They want them really dead. 613 00:41:42,866 --> 00:41:45,200 Marco, don't hurt the stowaways. 614 00:41:45,201 --> 00:41:48,201 I don't want to. I mean, I couldn't. 615 00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,874 I know. 616 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:53,041 You could never. 617 00:41:56,045 --> 00:41:59,045 Lily, I wanted to say before... 618 00:41:59,382 --> 00:42:01,116 I mean, earlier... 619 00:42:01,117 --> 00:42:04,117 that I think you... 620 00:42:05,288 --> 00:42:08,288 are my... 621 00:42:08,558 --> 00:42:10,425 You... 622 00:42:10,426 --> 00:42:11,994 Marco, stop. 623 00:42:11,995 --> 00:42:13,262 - I'm sorry. - It's OK. 624 00:42:13,263 --> 00:42:14,596 The stowaways are-- 625 00:42:14,597 --> 00:42:16,265 Still missing. 626 00:42:16,266 --> 00:42:19,266 Come with me, inspector. Not a moment to lose. 627 00:42:25,308 --> 00:42:27,843 One of my men tried to soil your reputation. 628 00:42:27,844 --> 00:42:29,211 I have corrected him. 629 00:42:29,212 --> 00:42:31,547 But may I ask where you have been? 630 00:42:31,548 --> 00:42:33,882 Looking for the stowaways like you, and I'm exhausted. 631 00:42:33,883 --> 00:42:36,883 I will crush them for causing you pain. 632 00:42:37,186 --> 00:42:40,022 Oh. 633 00:42:40,023 --> 00:42:43,023 The danger of the chase has made you perspire. 634 00:42:46,029 --> 00:42:49,029 It has made me also... 635 00:42:49,966 --> 00:42:52,966 moist. 636 00:42:54,137 --> 00:42:55,804 - Lily. - Not now. 637 00:42:55,805 --> 00:42:58,805 Meistrich, there's still so much to do. 638 00:42:58,908 --> 00:43:01,908 You are so right, diligent Lily. 639 00:43:02,445 --> 00:43:03,946 Forgive me. 640 00:43:03,947 --> 00:43:06,947 Until tonight. 641 00:43:07,283 --> 00:43:10,118 Shoot. Arthur, we got to find a bigger room. 642 00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:11,320 OK. 643 00:43:11,321 --> 00:43:14,321 Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. 644 00:43:29,038 --> 00:43:32,038 Ohh. 645 00:43:44,921 --> 00:43:47,921 Oh, God. Oh, God. 646 00:43:54,130 --> 00:43:55,931 Ohh! 647 00:44:40,543 --> 00:44:43,543 Ohh. 648 00:45:20,283 --> 00:45:22,317 - In here. - Ah, gentlemen! 649 00:45:22,318 --> 00:45:24,319 Gentlemen, come in, come in. 650 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,320 Don't be shy. Don't be shy. 651 00:45:28,491 --> 00:45:30,892 We are all men, are we not? 652 00:45:30,893 --> 00:45:32,861 Men, men, men. 653 00:45:32,862 --> 00:45:35,862 Where are your strapping colleagues with my bags? 654 00:45:36,499 --> 00:45:39,499 No trouble. Gives us more time to get acquainted. 655 00:45:42,739 --> 00:45:45,739 The male figure, gentlemen-- Something to be very proud of. 656 00:45:46,275 --> 00:45:48,777 It is beautiful, and it is powerful. 657 00:45:48,778 --> 00:45:50,779 Should be often exhibited... 658 00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:53,780 and always, always celebrated. 659 00:45:53,983 --> 00:45:56,184 Mmm. 660 00:45:56,185 --> 00:45:58,220 Why, in ancient Greece-- 661 00:45:58,221 --> 00:46:00,655 Are either of you Greek? 662 00:46:00,656 --> 00:46:02,057 No. 663 00:46:02,058 --> 00:46:04,092 Well, yes. Actually, I'm half Greek. 664 00:46:04,093 --> 00:46:06,795 Top half or bottom half? 665 00:46:09,999 --> 00:46:12,999 I jest, I jibe. 666 00:46:15,138 --> 00:46:18,138 Perhaps we should wrestle sometime. 667 00:46:19,308 --> 00:46:21,209 Do you like the taut roundness... 668 00:46:21,210 --> 00:46:24,210 that exercise brings to the buttocks? 669 00:46:25,081 --> 00:46:26,248 Yeah. 670 00:46:26,249 --> 00:46:28,617 Do you enjoy the warmth of the Mediterranean sun... 671 00:46:28,618 --> 00:46:31,618 on that selfsame place? 672 00:46:35,858 --> 00:46:38,858 I once wrestled a man on the steps of the Acropolis... 673 00:46:39,495 --> 00:46:41,963 when the sun was at its height... 674 00:46:41,964 --> 00:46:44,964 wearing only what God sent me into the world with. 675 00:46:47,336 --> 00:46:50,336 Can you picture that? 676 00:46:58,514 --> 00:47:01,514 That's where we'll wrestle, my semi-Grecian lad. 677 00:47:02,718 --> 00:47:05,718 That's where I'll make a man of you. 678 00:47:08,224 --> 00:47:11,224 OK, well, um... 679 00:47:12,094 --> 00:47:13,695 it's been a real pleasure meeting you. 680 00:47:13,696 --> 00:47:15,831 We do have to go now. 681 00:47:15,832 --> 00:47:18,832 We have a lot to do on the ship... 682 00:47:19,435 --> 00:47:22,070 as stewards on the ship... 683 00:47:22,071 --> 00:47:25,071 and, um, thank you very much. 684 00:47:25,975 --> 00:47:28,975 Um, good luck. 685 00:47:29,212 --> 00:47:32,013 See you around the ship, lads. 686 00:47:32,014 --> 00:47:34,182 Oh, my God. 687 00:47:41,557 --> 00:47:44,557 - Bon voyage. - Bon voyage. 688 00:47:54,737 --> 00:47:57,737 - What do you want? - Oh, sorry. 689 00:48:47,056 --> 00:48:50,056 - What? - Mr. Franks. 690 00:48:50,626 --> 00:48:52,127 Sorry I gotta rush you. 691 00:48:52,128 --> 00:48:54,529 We need you for rehearsal. I got your bag. 692 00:48:54,530 --> 00:48:57,530 Hey, wait, wait! 693 00:48:57,533 --> 00:48:59,067 Hey, hey, hey, wait! 694 00:48:59,068 --> 00:49:02,068 This one's open. Come on, quick. Come on. 695 00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:20,620 Oh, good. You are here to fix the gramophone. 696 00:49:21,891 --> 00:49:23,658 I don't know what I was going to be doing... 697 00:49:23,659 --> 00:49:25,026 if you did not come by. 698 00:49:25,027 --> 00:49:27,429 I am not in the habit of fixing things. 699 00:49:27,430 --> 00:49:29,464 I was listening to the music... 700 00:49:29,465 --> 00:49:32,465 and then there was no more functioning, only silence. 701 00:49:32,568 --> 00:49:34,135 And when she was singing no more... 702 00:49:34,136 --> 00:49:36,771 I got so excited, I tried to pull it... 703 00:49:36,772 --> 00:49:39,407 but I scratched it, and I hurt it. 704 00:49:39,408 --> 00:49:40,575 You did hurt it. 705 00:49:40,576 --> 00:49:42,110 Yes. 706 00:49:42,111 --> 00:49:44,045 Well, You shouldn't pull it. 707 00:49:44,046 --> 00:49:45,914 No, I know. I am now realizing this. 708 00:49:45,915 --> 00:49:47,082 Good. 709 00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:49,384 We will fix your gramophone... 710 00:49:49,385 --> 00:49:52,385 but we have to go and get the tools. 711 00:49:53,222 --> 00:49:55,156 Ah. 712 00:49:55,157 --> 00:49:56,624 Pass. 713 00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:58,193 Pass. 714 00:49:58,194 --> 00:50:01,194 Thank you. 715 00:50:04,967 --> 00:50:07,967 - It's a new model. - We don't need tools. 716 00:50:10,740 --> 00:50:12,974 - Hmm. - Hmm. 717 00:50:12,975 --> 00:50:14,676 There it is. You see it? 718 00:50:14,677 --> 00:50:16,444 - It's bad. - It's very pulled. 719 00:50:16,445 --> 00:50:18,580 We may have to be here for a while. 720 00:50:18,581 --> 00:50:20,115 I know you don't know how these things work... 721 00:50:20,116 --> 00:50:22,183 but they really shouldn't be pulled like that. 722 00:50:22,184 --> 00:50:23,385 No, they shouldn't. 723 00:50:23,386 --> 00:50:25,754 Excuse me. 724 00:50:25,755 --> 00:50:27,889 Excuse me! 725 00:50:27,890 --> 00:50:29,257 Maybe... 726 00:50:40,236 --> 00:50:41,403 Ooh! 727 00:50:57,086 --> 00:51:00,086 Parlez-moi d'amour 728 00:51:01,457 --> 00:51:04,457 Redites-moi des choses tendres 729 00:51:05,561 --> 00:51:08,561 What is it with this ship? 730 00:51:09,665 --> 00:51:10,899 I don't know. 731 00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:12,801 Oh, my God. 732 00:51:12,802 --> 00:51:15,036 Sit tight, sit tight. 733 00:51:15,037 --> 00:51:16,438 What the hell is he doing? 734 00:51:16,439 --> 00:51:18,673 I don't know. Doesn't matter. 735 00:51:18,674 --> 00:51:21,674 Oh, my God, Maurice, we have got to get out of here. 736 00:51:22,778 --> 00:51:25,778 Jesus. Look at him. 737 00:51:30,453 --> 00:51:31,719 He's coming over. 738 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:34,089 Take it easy. 739 00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,790 Je veux encore 740 00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:38,791 Ecouter ces mots que j'adore 741 00:51:39,361 --> 00:51:42,361 Votre voix est si caressante 742 00:51:42,498 --> 00:51:45,498 Que les murmures fremissants 743 00:51:45,568 --> 00:51:48,568 Me bercent de sa belle histoire 744 00:51:50,106 --> 00:51:53,106 Et malgre moi je veux y croire 745 00:51:54,543 --> 00:51:57,543 Parlez-moi d'amour 746 00:51:58,881 --> 00:52:01,881 Reditez-moi des choses tendres 747 00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:08,020 Votre beau discours 748 00:52:08,891 --> 00:52:11,891 Mon coeur n'est pas las de l'entendre 749 00:52:14,430 --> 00:52:17,430 Pourvu que toujours 750 00:52:18,934 --> 00:52:21,934 Vous repetiez ces mots supremes 751 00:52:24,073 --> 00:52:27,073 Je vous aime 752 00:52:27,943 --> 00:52:29,644 ll est si doux 753 00:52:29,645 --> 00:52:31,813 Mon cher tresor d'etre un peu fou 754 00:52:31,814 --> 00:52:34,415 La vie est parfois trop amere 755 00:52:34,416 --> 00:52:37,318 Si l'on ne croit pas aux chimeres 756 00:52:37,319 --> 00:52:40,319 Le chagrin est vite agueri 757 00:52:40,422 --> 00:52:43,422 ll faut consoler... 758 00:52:43,759 --> 00:52:46,759 Du coeur on guerit la blessure 759 00:52:48,197 --> 00:52:51,197 Par un sermen qui le rassure 760 00:52:53,169 --> 00:52:55,103 Since my husband's demise... 761 00:52:55,104 --> 00:52:58,104 my daughter is obsessed with pain, loss, and death. 762 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,642 She finds them romantic. 763 00:53:00,643 --> 00:53:03,611 We don't find death. 764 00:53:03,612 --> 00:53:05,747 It finds us. 765 00:53:05,748 --> 00:53:07,215 lt's gonna find you in a minute. 766 00:53:07,216 --> 00:53:10,216 Easy, easy, my dear, with that valise. 767 00:53:10,619 --> 00:53:12,620 It's hand-stitched leather. 768 00:53:12,621 --> 00:53:14,022 Florentine. 769 00:53:14,023 --> 00:53:17,023 It bears the tatters of a Tuscan tryst. 770 00:53:17,726 --> 00:53:20,726 - Another carcass. - Can it, Em. 771 00:53:21,230 --> 00:53:24,230 - Will that be all? - Yes. Thank you, my dear. 772 00:53:24,633 --> 00:53:27,235 I'd tip you, but I'm clothing rich... 773 00:53:27,236 --> 00:53:29,637 and cash poor at the moment. 774 00:53:29,638 --> 00:53:32,638 See me at the end of the voyage. 775 00:53:36,879 --> 00:53:38,613 Emily. 776 00:53:38,614 --> 00:53:41,614 Though this is, perhaps, our last voyage of this kind... 777 00:53:42,618 --> 00:53:45,618 given the tremendous blow to our finances. 778 00:53:46,021 --> 00:53:48,656 You mean because Daddy-- 779 00:53:48,657 --> 00:53:51,657 Don't you dare to mention him! 780 00:53:52,528 --> 00:53:54,395 That philanthropic cocksucker... 781 00:53:54,396 --> 00:53:57,396 left all the money to the poor and not a dirty dime to me! 782 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,800 Oh, Mary, Mother of God, what have I ever done to you? 783 00:54:02,938 --> 00:54:05,938 Life without money is no goddamn life at all! 784 00:54:08,310 --> 00:54:11,310 You know that! 785 00:54:23,659 --> 00:54:24,892 As I was saying... 786 00:54:24,893 --> 00:54:27,893 this unfortunate turn of events notwithstanding... 787 00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:31,230 I want our trip to the Continent to be a happy and hopeful one... 788 00:54:32,368 --> 00:54:35,368 so put a smile on that lovely face... 789 00:54:35,804 --> 00:54:38,804 and let's pray that this ship is overflowing with men of means. 790 00:54:51,687 --> 00:54:53,855 God almighty, it's them! 791 00:54:53,856 --> 00:54:56,856 It's you! Get them! Get them! Get them! 792 00:54:57,593 --> 00:54:58,760 Faster! 793 00:54:58,761 --> 00:55:01,761 Stop, please, please! 794 00:55:43,405 --> 00:55:46,405 Ohh! 795 00:56:05,527 --> 00:56:07,962 I don't know where they went. 796 00:56:07,963 --> 00:56:10,963 Find those bastards! Find them! 797 00:56:38,994 --> 00:56:41,994 Ohh. 798 00:56:54,676 --> 00:56:57,378 Yes, this is Monsieur Lagasse... 799 00:56:57,379 --> 00:56:59,580 in stateroom 10. 800 00:56:59,581 --> 00:57:02,581 I would like two cognac. 801 00:57:03,218 --> 00:57:05,420 Hennessy, s'il vous plait. 802 00:57:05,421 --> 00:57:08,421 Merci. 803 00:57:15,664 --> 00:57:17,532 Who is it? 804 00:57:17,533 --> 00:57:20,533 C'est moi. 805 00:57:22,137 --> 00:57:24,539 I wasn't followed. 806 00:57:24,540 --> 00:57:25,706 No problem with the passport? 807 00:57:25,707 --> 00:57:26,874 No problem at all. 808 00:57:26,875 --> 00:57:28,142 Aces. 809 00:57:28,143 --> 00:57:30,645 So how's the French thing going? The accent? 810 00:57:30,646 --> 00:57:31,813 Superb. 811 00:57:31,814 --> 00:57:32,980 What? 812 00:57:32,981 --> 00:57:34,348 Superb. 813 00:57:34,349 --> 00:57:35,716 Oh. 814 00:57:35,717 --> 00:57:37,051 So we're all set, Johnny? 815 00:57:37,052 --> 00:57:38,553 Easy as pie. 816 00:57:38,554 --> 00:57:40,188 You'll make Mrs. Essendine fall in love with you? 817 00:57:40,189 --> 00:57:42,190 Essendine's a goose ready for cooking. 818 00:57:42,191 --> 00:57:44,525 Gonna make her marry you and put her dough in your names? 819 00:57:44,526 --> 00:57:46,427 Piece of cake. 820 00:57:46,428 --> 00:57:47,862 This lighter doesn't work. 821 00:57:47,863 --> 00:57:50,863 Cheap boat. 822 00:57:53,936 --> 00:57:56,404 And you'll knock her off, and all that dough will be ours? 823 00:57:56,405 --> 00:57:58,739 - Candy from a baby, babe. - Oh, Johnny. 824 00:57:58,740 --> 00:58:00,074 You do the same with the sheik, Maxi. 825 00:58:00,075 --> 00:58:01,409 I'll wreck that sheik in two shakes. 826 00:58:01,410 --> 00:58:03,578 - Then you'll slay him. - In more ways than one. 827 00:58:03,579 --> 00:58:04,979 That's my sweet cookie. 828 00:58:04,980 --> 00:58:07,381 What are we gonna do with all that cash? 829 00:58:07,382 --> 00:58:09,417 What do you think, babe? 830 00:58:09,418 --> 00:58:11,919 Take it on the lam and scram to some far-off land... 831 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,821 and lead a life of bliss, Johnny? 832 00:58:13,822 --> 00:58:15,456 Regular bowl of cherries, babe. 833 00:58:15,457 --> 00:58:17,792 - And you'll love me, Johnny? - What? 834 00:58:17,793 --> 00:58:20,793 - And you'll love me, Johnny? - Like a bee loves honey. 835 00:58:20,896 --> 00:58:23,896 - I'm so hungry, Johnny. - Me, too. 836 00:58:24,399 --> 00:58:27,399 Johnny, gobble me up. 837 00:58:29,805 --> 00:58:31,305 Oh, Johnny. 838 00:58:31,306 --> 00:58:32,573 Mmm, Johnny. 839 01:00:51,446 --> 01:00:53,914 Touch me! Touch me! 840 01:00:55,350 --> 01:00:58,350 Regina! Regina! 841 01:00:58,387 --> 01:01:00,521 - Maxi! - Oh! 842 01:01:00,522 --> 01:01:02,089 Blow! Blow! Blow! 843 01:01:02,090 --> 01:01:03,257 Oh! Oh! 844 01:01:03,258 --> 01:01:05,092 - Blow! - Oh! 845 01:01:05,093 --> 01:01:06,327 - Blow! - Whoa! 846 01:01:06,328 --> 01:01:08,763 Blow! Please blow! Oh, God! 847 01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:13,668 Oh, get on with it! 848 01:01:13,669 --> 01:01:15,302 Just a touch... 849 01:01:15,303 --> 01:01:17,905 Ow! God, you ox! 850 01:01:17,906 --> 01:01:19,140 Be careful! 851 01:01:19,141 --> 01:01:21,042 Anything happens to this profile... 852 01:01:21,043 --> 01:01:22,843 it's the death of my film career! 853 01:01:22,844 --> 01:01:24,445 You don't have a film career. 854 01:01:24,446 --> 01:01:27,446 I'm too fucking good to have a film career! 855 01:01:28,450 --> 01:01:29,917 Those upstarts... 856 01:01:29,918 --> 01:01:32,753 who the hell do they think they are, hmm? 857 01:01:32,754 --> 01:01:35,754 Treating me like this, an actor of my caliber! 858 01:01:35,957 --> 01:01:38,957 Ow! Go on, leave it, you fucking useless bastard! 859 01:01:40,495 --> 01:01:42,363 Have they found those two boys yet? 860 01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:45,364 No. I'll go do it-- Oh, God! Jesus! 861 01:01:46,401 --> 01:01:48,969 The pain! Get me to the infirmary! 862 01:01:48,970 --> 01:01:50,504 Sir, I think you're fine. 863 01:01:50,505 --> 01:01:53,007 Oh, fuck you. I'm not fine, my lad. 864 01:01:53,008 --> 01:01:56,008 I'm not fine. Just look into my--Ow, God! Ow! 865 01:01:57,179 --> 01:01:59,580 Help me! Help me! You've blinded me! 866 01:01:59,581 --> 01:02:01,148 Ohh! 867 01:02:16,398 --> 01:02:18,899 - Maurice, listen! - No--no-- 868 01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,868 - What? - Shh! 869 01:02:20,869 --> 01:02:23,237 There's a French couple. They're not really French. 870 01:02:23,238 --> 01:02:25,773 They're down there. They're really from New York. 871 01:02:25,774 --> 01:02:28,409 They're gonna kill a sheik and a rich lady. 872 01:02:28,410 --> 01:02:30,511 - You're kidding. - No. We gotta do something. 873 01:02:30,512 --> 01:02:32,913 - The first mate? - Yeah? 874 01:02:32,914 --> 01:02:35,914 He's from another country. He's going to blow up the ship. 875 01:02:35,984 --> 01:02:38,984 What? 876 01:02:42,257 --> 01:02:44,158 When are the bombs set to go off? 877 01:02:44,159 --> 01:02:45,159 Midnight. 878 01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,727 Oh, my God, we're gonna die! 879 01:02:46,728 --> 01:02:49,728 - Shh! - I don't want to die! 880 01:02:49,865 --> 01:02:52,865 Listen, your dream has come true. 881 01:02:53,769 --> 01:02:56,570 You'll have your great tragic death. 882 01:02:56,571 --> 01:02:59,173 I don't want a real one! 883 01:02:59,174 --> 01:03:01,609 Shh! Somebody's coming! 884 01:03:01,610 --> 01:03:04,278 No, no, no, no. 885 01:03:04,279 --> 01:03:06,413 Oh. Here we go. 886 01:03:06,414 --> 01:03:09,414 Put this on. Put these on. 887 01:03:13,221 --> 01:03:14,989 I want to see the doctor. 888 01:03:14,990 --> 01:03:17,990 Sir, if I may say so-- 889 01:03:21,596 --> 01:03:24,596 Doctors... 890 01:03:25,167 --> 01:03:28,167 I beg you... heal me. 891 01:03:30,972 --> 01:03:33,407 I'm in your hands. 892 01:03:40,715 --> 01:03:42,149 Help! 893 01:03:42,150 --> 01:03:45,150 Heeelllp! 894 01:03:45,654 --> 01:03:47,555 Oh, my God! The stowaways! 895 01:03:47,556 --> 01:03:50,556 Please don't try anything. I don't want to hurt you. 896 01:03:50,992 --> 01:03:53,992 I mean, I could. I may be supposed to... 897 01:03:54,029 --> 01:03:56,096 but I never really could... 898 01:03:56,097 --> 01:03:57,865 so let's just be easy with each other. 899 01:03:57,866 --> 01:03:59,600 You don't have to worry about us, sir. 900 01:03:59,601 --> 01:04:01,035 I just--I hate these things. 901 01:04:01,036 --> 01:04:03,504 I just--I hate these things. 902 01:04:03,505 --> 01:04:06,505 Aah! 903 01:04:16,651 --> 01:04:19,651 Arthy? 904 01:04:22,791 --> 01:04:25,791 Arthy. 905 01:04:36,705 --> 01:04:39,705 Oh, my God. 906 01:04:52,888 --> 01:04:55,888 Oh! 907 01:04:56,958 --> 01:04:59,958 - Maurice? - What? 908 01:05:01,263 --> 01:05:02,830 Jesus! 909 01:05:02,831 --> 01:05:03,898 Help me up. 910 01:05:03,899 --> 01:05:06,899 Jee-- 911 01:05:06,902 --> 01:05:07,902 Oh! 912 01:05:07,903 --> 01:05:10,903 It's all right. It's OK. 913 01:05:12,007 --> 01:05:15,007 How? Wha-- 914 01:05:16,678 --> 01:05:19,678 Jeez, Arthur, I really-- I really thought that-- 915 01:05:19,714 --> 01:05:21,015 - Did you? - Yes, I did. 916 01:05:21,016 --> 01:05:23,050 - It worked? - I think so. 917 01:05:23,051 --> 01:05:25,586 Good. OK, Maurice, listen. 918 01:05:25,587 --> 01:05:27,254 We gotta save the ship. 919 01:05:27,255 --> 01:05:28,322 OK. 920 01:05:28,323 --> 01:05:31,323 - Maurice? - Yes, Arthy? 921 01:05:31,693 --> 01:05:34,595 - We must be brave. - I know. 922 01:05:34,596 --> 01:05:37,596 We risk imprisonment and even death. 923 01:05:38,366 --> 01:05:41,366 - Death? - Yes. 924 01:05:41,503 --> 01:05:44,503 - Arthur? - Yes, Maurice? 925 01:05:45,106 --> 01:05:48,106 The time has come to act. 926 01:07:26,541 --> 01:07:29,476 - I need my bag! - Would you stop with the bag? 927 01:07:29,477 --> 01:07:31,845 - You're on. - I need my bag! Miss Leaky! 928 01:07:31,846 --> 01:07:33,414 And now, ladies and gentlemen... 929 01:07:33,415 --> 01:07:36,415 the dulcet tones of Mr. Happy Franks. 930 01:07:57,405 --> 01:08:00,405 Shall we start the first number? 931 01:08:00,675 --> 01:08:03,675 Yeah., ,The Nearness of You., , 932 01:08:04,512 --> 01:08:07,512 lsn't that a little... 933 01:08:07,949 --> 01:08:09,249 What? 934 01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:10,851 Slow? 935 01:08:10,852 --> 01:08:12,853 - Do you know it? - Sure. 936 01:08:12,854 --> 01:08:15,854 - Then play it. - OK. 937 01:08:29,137 --> 01:08:32,137 It's not the pale moon 938 01:08:33,842 --> 01:08:36,842 That excites me 939 01:08:37,512 --> 01:08:40,512 That thrills 940 01:08:40,548 --> 01:08:43,548 And delights me 941 01:08:45,353 --> 01:08:48,353 Oh, no 942 01:08:50,158 --> 01:08:53,060 lt's just the nearness 943 01:08:53,061 --> 01:08:56,061 Of you 944 01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:02,100 When you're in my arms 945 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:08,640 And I feel you so close 946 01:09:10,245 --> 01:09:13,245 To-- 947 01:09:15,717 --> 01:09:18,717 All my wildest dreams 948 01:09:23,491 --> 01:09:26,491 Come true-- 949 01:09:31,266 --> 01:09:34,266 I need no soft lights 950 01:09:35,136 --> 01:09:38,136 To enchant me 951 01:09:39,274 --> 01:09:41,475 lf you'll 952 01:09:41,476 --> 01:09:44,476 Only grant me-- 953 01:09:46,848 --> 01:09:49,848 The-- 954 01:10:10,405 --> 01:10:12,906 Thank you, thank you, Mr. Franks. 955 01:10:12,907 --> 01:10:14,942 How about a warm hand for Mr. Franks? 956 01:10:21,449 --> 01:10:24,449 Play something upbeat. 957 01:10:32,026 --> 01:10:35,026 Triple bourbon, please. 958 01:10:40,001 --> 01:10:43,001 I'm sorry. 959 01:10:44,872 --> 01:10:47,872 Thank you. 960 01:11:04,759 --> 01:11:06,727 Ohh. 961 01:11:06,728 --> 01:11:09,429 I know your pain. 962 01:11:09,430 --> 01:11:12,430 You seem so sad, Captain. 963 01:11:12,634 --> 01:11:15,269 I'm always a little sad. 964 01:11:15,270 --> 01:11:16,837 But why? 965 01:11:16,838 --> 01:11:19,838 You're the captain of a big, beautiful ship. 966 01:11:21,976 --> 01:11:24,645 You see... 967 01:11:24,646 --> 01:11:26,913 on every voyage... 968 01:11:26,914 --> 01:11:29,914 all my life I look for a woman I loved... 969 01:11:30,285 --> 01:11:32,986 so long ago. 970 01:11:32,987 --> 01:11:35,987 Almond eyes and the mouth of a cherub. 971 01:11:36,924 --> 01:11:38,025 Hmm. 972 01:11:38,026 --> 01:11:40,527 Oh, who's that? 973 01:11:40,528 --> 01:11:43,528 He's turning around. 974 01:11:43,765 --> 01:11:46,765 Good Christ, he's ancient! 975 01:11:49,437 --> 01:11:51,238 But look at those rings. 976 01:11:51,239 --> 01:11:54,239 Obviously he's loaded. 977 01:11:56,210 --> 01:11:58,111 Oh, God. Wretched. 978 01:11:58,112 --> 01:12:01,112 Probably drop dead before he gets here. 979 01:12:10,992 --> 01:12:13,992 Waiter. 980 01:12:18,666 --> 01:12:19,666 Evening. 981 01:12:19,667 --> 01:12:22,667 Good evening. Martini, please. 982 01:12:23,104 --> 01:12:24,638 Right away, sir. 983 01:12:24,639 --> 01:12:27,639 Oh, no, not in that glass. That glass. 984 01:12:29,377 --> 01:12:32,377 - That is for display, sir. - It'll do just fine. 985 01:12:32,513 --> 01:12:35,513 - Should I have an accent, too? - What? 986 01:12:35,883 --> 01:12:37,918 I don't know. 987 01:12:37,919 --> 01:12:39,720 What kind of accent would it be? 988 01:12:39,721 --> 01:12:41,388 I don't know. That's up to you. 989 01:12:41,389 --> 01:12:44,389 How about lndian? L've always wanted to do lndian. 990 01:12:44,992 --> 01:12:47,894 Yeah, but you don't really look lndian. 991 01:12:47,895 --> 01:12:49,029 That's true. 992 01:12:50,565 --> 01:12:53,565 Oh! There we are. Thank you so much. 993 01:12:53,968 --> 01:12:56,968 Very good man. Very kind. Thank you. 994 01:13:19,660 --> 01:13:21,928 There they are. 995 01:13:21,929 --> 01:13:24,929 Pardon. 996 01:13:25,066 --> 01:13:28,066 Oh, my. 997 01:13:28,236 --> 01:13:31,037 Allow me to introduce myself. 998 01:13:31,038 --> 01:13:34,038 I am Jean Lagasse, entrepreneur and poet. 999 01:13:34,275 --> 01:13:37,275 Oh, charmant. 1000 01:13:37,378 --> 01:13:39,646 I would like a... 1001 01:13:39,647 --> 01:13:42,647 Grasshopper, s'il vous plait? 1002 01:13:43,851 --> 01:13:46,520 Forgive me. I do not speak very well English. 1003 01:13:46,521 --> 01:13:49,521 I am a French woman traveling alone unaccompanied. 1004 01:13:51,292 --> 01:13:54,060 Alone. 1005 01:13:54,061 --> 01:13:56,696 We gotta do something. 1006 01:13:56,697 --> 01:13:58,331 We gotta find the bomber. 1007 01:13:58,332 --> 01:14:01,201 - Mm-hmm. - First, look for Lil. 1008 01:14:01,202 --> 01:14:04,202 Gotcha. 1009 01:14:12,713 --> 01:14:15,713 Do you know the gentleman who stole your wife? 1010 01:14:18,152 --> 01:14:21,152 Danny Sussman. 1011 01:14:21,589 --> 01:14:22,689 Excuse me? 1012 01:14:22,690 --> 01:14:24,591 He was my agent. 1013 01:14:24,592 --> 01:14:26,259 Some agent. 1014 01:14:26,260 --> 01:14:29,260 He was a great agent. I loved him like a brother. 1015 01:14:30,064 --> 01:14:32,632 I loved my wife like a mother and a hooker... 1016 01:14:32,633 --> 01:14:34,034 and look where it's got me! 1017 01:14:34,035 --> 01:14:37,035 Look! Alone, afraid... 1018 01:14:37,171 --> 01:14:39,172 and I just want to die! 1019 01:14:39,173 --> 01:14:41,842 Don't give up, Hap. You don't want to die. 1020 01:14:49,317 --> 01:14:51,284 Sorry I'm late. 1021 01:14:51,285 --> 01:14:52,719 For what? 1022 01:15:00,495 --> 01:15:02,496 May I get you some champagne? 1023 01:15:02,497 --> 01:15:03,730 Oh, too kind. 1024 01:15:03,731 --> 01:15:06,731 Garcon, champagne. 1025 01:15:08,002 --> 01:15:11,002 Parlez-moi 1026 01:15:11,172 --> 01:15:13,507 D'amour 1027 01:15:13,508 --> 01:15:15,342 Reditez-moi 1028 01:15:15,343 --> 01:15:18,343 Des choses tendres 1029 01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:25,083 Votre beau discours 1030 01:15:28,489 --> 01:15:31,489 La la la la la la la... 1031 01:15:37,865 --> 01:15:40,233 Abend. 1032 01:15:40,234 --> 01:15:43,234 Do you hear a ticking? 1033 01:15:43,504 --> 01:15:46,072 No. 1034 01:15:46,073 --> 01:15:49,073 Tick-tick-tick, like that? 1035 01:15:49,410 --> 01:15:52,410 No. 1036 01:15:56,384 --> 01:15:59,384 Hey, hey, the actor! 1037 01:16:00,054 --> 01:16:01,588 Boy, you look so bad. 1038 01:16:01,589 --> 01:16:03,823 I found them! They tried to murder me! 1039 01:16:03,824 --> 01:16:05,325 - Who? - The stowaways! 1040 01:16:05,326 --> 01:16:06,626 Stowaways? Where? 1041 01:16:06,627 --> 01:16:07,627 Oh, God! 1042 01:16:07,628 --> 01:16:10,628 Gentlemen, you must help! L've found them! 1043 01:16:11,165 --> 01:16:13,633 - The stowaways? - Yes-- 1044 01:16:13,634 --> 01:16:16,303 I told the captain, but he doesn't seem to understand! 1045 01:16:16,304 --> 01:16:19,304 You must do something. The detective, he's missing. 1046 01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,808 - Haven't seen him for hours. - Pity. 1047 01:16:21,809 --> 01:16:23,643 Meistrich, tell the crew to step up the search. 1048 01:16:23,644 --> 01:16:25,378 I will. 1049 01:16:25,379 --> 01:16:27,380 - Thank you. - Calm yourself. 1050 01:16:27,381 --> 01:16:30,381 - Thank you. - Not at all. 1051 01:16:33,821 --> 01:16:36,821 - Do you hear-- - No. 1052 01:16:37,158 --> 01:16:38,658 God, where is she? 1053 01:16:38,659 --> 01:16:40,427 I don't know, Arthy. I don't know. 1054 01:16:40,428 --> 01:16:43,428 God, Maurice. We're gonna die. 1055 01:16:52,473 --> 01:16:54,341 Hey, there she is! Lily! 1056 01:16:54,342 --> 01:16:56,076 - Lily! - Come on! 1057 01:16:56,077 --> 01:16:57,911 May I have this dance, please? 1058 01:16:57,912 --> 01:17:00,912 I'll have her back in a jiffy. 1059 01:17:06,153 --> 01:17:09,153 - The stowaways were spotted. - Where? Are they here? 1060 01:17:09,290 --> 01:17:10,957 No. They are still being sought out. 1061 01:17:10,958 --> 01:17:12,459 Did Marco find them? 1062 01:17:12,460 --> 01:17:15,460 Nein. He seems to have disappeared. 1063 01:17:15,930 --> 01:17:18,131 What? 1064 01:17:18,132 --> 01:17:21,132 May I have this honor? 1065 01:17:21,202 --> 01:17:24,202 Excellent! 1066 01:17:34,448 --> 01:17:35,982 That mouth... 1067 01:17:35,983 --> 01:17:38,184 the mouth of a cherub. 1068 01:17:38,185 --> 01:17:40,320 Could it be? 1069 01:17:40,321 --> 01:17:43,321 Is it she? 1070 01:17:43,457 --> 01:17:46,457 Amore mio... 1071 01:17:47,061 --> 01:17:49,763 My love! 1072 01:17:52,466 --> 01:17:53,667 Are you you? 1073 01:17:53,668 --> 01:17:55,268 No, I'm not me. 1074 01:17:55,269 --> 01:17:58,269 Yes, you are. 1075 01:17:58,472 --> 01:17:59,673 Not anymore. 1076 01:17:59,674 --> 01:18:02,208 Since that night, I have longed for you. 1077 01:18:02,209 --> 01:18:03,610 And I for you. 1078 01:18:03,611 --> 01:18:04,611 Amore. 1079 01:18:04,612 --> 01:18:06,179 Amore. No. 1080 01:18:06,180 --> 01:18:08,515 Si. Si. 1081 01:18:08,516 --> 01:18:11,516 When we are dancing and you're dangerously near me 1082 01:18:11,786 --> 01:18:13,720 I get ideas 1083 01:18:13,721 --> 01:18:15,789 I get ideas 1084 01:18:15,790 --> 01:18:18,790 I want to hold you so much closer than I dare to 1085 01:18:19,226 --> 01:18:22,226 I want to scold you 'cause I care more than I care to 1086 01:18:22,530 --> 01:18:25,530 And when you touch me and there's fire in every finger 1087 01:18:26,367 --> 01:18:28,034 I get ideas 1088 01:18:28,035 --> 01:18:29,869 I get ideas 1089 01:18:29,870 --> 01:18:31,871 And after we have kissed good night 1090 01:18:31,872 --> 01:18:33,640 And still you linger 1091 01:18:33,641 --> 01:18:36,641 I kind of think you get ideas, too 1092 01:18:37,478 --> 01:18:39,446 Your eyes are always saying 1093 01:18:39,447 --> 01:18:41,347 The things you're never saying 1094 01:18:41,348 --> 01:18:43,049 I only hope they're saying 1095 01:18:43,050 --> 01:18:44,884 That you could love me, too 1096 01:18:44,885 --> 01:18:46,653 For that's the whole idea 1097 01:18:46,654 --> 01:18:47,654 lt's true 1098 01:18:47,655 --> 01:18:48,988 Lovely idea 1099 01:18:48,989 --> 01:18:51,989 That I've fallen in love with you 1100 01:18:53,961 --> 01:18:56,429 Shall I come to your stateroom at midnight? 1101 01:18:56,430 --> 01:18:58,698 Oh, yes. Yes. 1102 01:18:58,699 --> 01:19:01,067 Yes, again. 1103 01:19:01,068 --> 01:19:03,570 Hey. 1104 01:19:03,571 --> 01:19:06,571 He wants to kill you. 1105 01:19:06,841 --> 01:19:09,442 He's trying to kill you! 1106 01:19:09,443 --> 01:19:12,443 Oh, shit! 1107 01:19:16,984 --> 01:19:19,853 Please excuse me. 1108 01:19:19,854 --> 01:19:22,854 What a grotesque woman. 1109 01:19:28,496 --> 01:19:30,597 Your eyes are always saying 1110 01:19:30,598 --> 01:19:32,499 The things you're never saying 1111 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:34,167 I only hope they're saying 1112 01:19:34,168 --> 01:19:35,969 That you could love me, too 1113 01:19:35,970 --> 01:19:37,871 That's the whole idea 1114 01:19:37,872 --> 01:19:38,872 lt's true 1115 01:19:38,873 --> 01:19:40,406 Lovely idea 1116 01:19:40,407 --> 01:19:43,407 That I've fallen in love with you 1117 01:19:45,613 --> 01:19:47,413 Oh! 1118 01:19:47,414 --> 01:19:49,582 Lily! Psst! 1119 01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:52,118 Lily! Lily! Psst! 1120 01:19:52,119 --> 01:19:55,119 Lily! It's me! 1121 01:19:56,423 --> 01:19:59,423 Arthur! It's me! Lily! 1122 01:20:03,531 --> 01:20:05,732 Ooh! Ow! 1123 01:20:05,733 --> 01:20:07,133 Why don't you look where you're going? 1124 01:20:07,134 --> 01:20:08,768 Terribly sorry. Please forgive me. 1125 01:20:08,769 --> 01:20:11,769 You're British! Thank God for that, old boy! 1126 01:20:12,206 --> 01:20:15,206 L've been drowning in this sea of Americans. 1127 01:20:15,976 --> 01:20:18,976 - Oh, sure. - They're all colonials. 1128 01:20:19,346 --> 01:20:20,947 Every man Jack of them. 1129 01:20:20,948 --> 01:20:22,916 - Now I've found you-- - Yeah? 1130 01:20:22,917 --> 01:20:25,251 - Let's go have a drink. - No, I'm fine. 1131 01:20:25,252 --> 01:20:26,719 I'm not a drinker. I'm a teetotaler. 1132 01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:29,720 Oh! What the-- 1133 01:20:30,024 --> 01:20:33,024 Was that your best shot, savage gypsy lover? 1134 01:20:38,999 --> 01:20:41,100 - Come to my stateroom. - Non, non. 1135 01:20:41,101 --> 01:20:42,836 I will give you things. 1136 01:20:42,837 --> 01:20:45,837 I will take them, but tonight at midnight. 1137 01:21:01,455 --> 01:21:04,455 In my country, they kill the insane. 1138 01:21:04,892 --> 01:21:07,660 Where exactly in England are you from? 1139 01:21:07,661 --> 01:21:09,896 Chester near Chichester-on-Manchester. 1140 01:21:09,897 --> 01:21:11,898 - Never heard of it. - Quite small. 1141 01:21:11,899 --> 01:21:14,899 Keep your eyes open, old boy. They could be anywhere. 1142 01:21:15,169 --> 01:21:17,871 Here we are. Bottoms up. 1143 01:21:17,872 --> 01:21:20,573 Oh, thank you very much. 1144 01:21:22,076 --> 01:21:24,811 Don't give up, Hap. Don't want to die. 1145 01:21:24,812 --> 01:21:27,046 Don't be afraid of love. 1146 01:21:27,047 --> 01:21:28,514 Don't kid a kidder, kid! 1147 01:21:28,515 --> 01:21:31,515 People are afraid of poverty, of war, of pestilence... 1148 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:35,720 of not knowing who they are or what they want, of dogs! 1149 01:21:37,324 --> 01:21:40,324 And I say don't--don't fear these things! 1150 01:21:41,462 --> 01:21:43,429 They're not real! 1151 01:21:43,430 --> 01:21:46,430 You want something to fear? Do you know what to fear? 1152 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:49,435 Love. Fear love. 1153 01:21:49,436 --> 01:21:51,671 Love is real, and it is terrifying. 1154 01:21:51,672 --> 01:21:54,672 If you're gonna be afraid, be afraid when someone says... 1155 01:21:55,442 --> 01:21:56,843 I love you. 1156 01:21:56,844 --> 01:21:58,444 Je t'aime. 1157 01:21:58,445 --> 01:21:59,746 Ti amo. 1158 01:21:59,747 --> 01:22:01,948 Ich liebe dich. 1159 01:22:01,949 --> 01:22:04,949 L-- 1160 01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:07,487 I love you! 1161 01:22:07,488 --> 01:22:09,289 I love-- 1162 01:22:09,290 --> 01:22:12,290 Oh! Ha! I think-- 1163 01:22:14,428 --> 01:22:15,895 It's you. 1164 01:22:15,896 --> 01:22:17,297 No! 1165 01:22:17,298 --> 01:22:20,066 Impostor. 1166 01:22:20,067 --> 01:22:21,801 Impostor! 1167 01:22:21,802 --> 01:22:23,536 Impostor! 1168 01:22:23,537 --> 01:22:25,338 Impostor! 1169 01:22:25,339 --> 01:22:27,674 Impostor! 1170 01:22:27,675 --> 01:22:29,709 Impostor! 1171 01:22:29,710 --> 01:22:32,710 Impostor! 1172 01:22:32,780 --> 01:22:34,213 Unh! 1173 01:22:34,214 --> 01:22:35,248 Impostor! 1174 01:22:35,249 --> 01:22:36,916 Arthy! 1175 01:22:36,917 --> 01:22:39,485 Stop them! Stop them! 1176 01:22:39,486 --> 01:22:42,486 Impostor! 1177 01:22:42,589 --> 01:22:45,589 I think I have been found out. 1178 01:22:46,093 --> 01:22:48,094 Our plan must be carried out now. 1179 01:22:48,095 --> 01:22:51,095 I will seize the queen and escape with her immediately... 1180 01:22:51,532 --> 01:22:53,633 then detonate the bombs myself. 1181 01:22:53,634 --> 01:22:55,101 Meet me in one hour at the appointed place. 1182 01:22:55,102 --> 01:22:58,102 This is Voltri, over and out. 1183 01:23:08,916 --> 01:23:11,916 We've been found out, Johnny. What are we gonna do? 1184 01:23:12,386 --> 01:23:15,386 Don't tell me we're gonna jump ship because I can't swim! 1185 01:23:16,056 --> 01:23:19,056 Come on. 1186 01:23:19,893 --> 01:23:22,562 It was him! I knew it! 1187 01:23:22,563 --> 01:23:25,563 The stowaway is an impostor! 1188 01:23:25,766 --> 01:23:28,766 Come on. Let's go and get those bastards! 1189 01:23:34,408 --> 01:23:37,343 We haven't been found out. They're the impostors. 1190 01:23:37,344 --> 01:23:39,545 Our cover ain't been blown. It's business as usual. 1191 01:23:39,546 --> 01:23:41,381 Did you tell the sheik to meet you in his room? 1192 01:23:41,382 --> 01:23:42,382 I did, Johnny. 1193 01:23:42,383 --> 01:23:44,050 Aces. I'm meeting the old broad in hers. 1194 01:23:44,051 --> 01:23:45,718 Go seek the sheik. I'll catch up with you later. 1195 01:23:45,719 --> 01:23:47,820 Hey. 1196 01:23:47,821 --> 01:23:49,522 You knock him dead, kid. 1197 01:23:49,523 --> 01:23:50,690 You bet I will, Johnny. 1198 01:23:50,691 --> 01:23:53,059 Johnny? You're a genius. 1199 01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:55,028 Don't flatter me, babe. I don't know what to do with it. 1200 01:23:55,029 --> 01:23:56,662 I'm sorry, Johnny. 1201 01:24:01,201 --> 01:24:02,201 Stop! 1202 01:24:04,104 --> 01:24:06,806 I'm a man! 1203 01:24:06,807 --> 01:24:08,307 And so am l! 1204 01:24:09,710 --> 01:24:12,710 Oh, my God! 1205 01:24:16,417 --> 01:24:18,551 Hey! 1206 01:24:18,552 --> 01:24:21,552 Hold it! 1207 01:24:22,256 --> 01:24:23,689 Hi, Lil. 1208 01:24:23,690 --> 01:24:24,690 - Arthy? - Yeah? 1209 01:24:24,691 --> 01:24:27,193 - Can I be the man next time? - Sure. OK. 1210 01:24:27,194 --> 01:24:28,828 Fellas, we gotta find the first mate. 1211 01:24:28,829 --> 01:24:31,829 Step on it, fellas! 1212 01:24:35,002 --> 01:24:36,002 Shh! Shh! 1213 01:24:38,105 --> 01:24:39,739 Marco! 1214 01:24:39,740 --> 01:24:42,141 Oh, Lily! 1215 01:24:42,142 --> 01:24:44,677 I have done something awful! 1216 01:24:44,678 --> 01:24:46,712 Marco, these are the stowaways. 1217 01:24:46,713 --> 01:24:49,415 It's nice to meet you. 1218 01:24:49,416 --> 01:24:50,716 It's nice to meet you. 1219 01:24:50,717 --> 01:24:52,718 Oh! Madonna! 1220 01:24:52,719 --> 01:24:54,020 No! It's OK! 1221 01:24:54,021 --> 01:24:57,021 No, it's OK! Marco, these two are actors. 1222 01:24:57,858 --> 01:25:00,593 They are pretending to be the stowaways? 1223 01:25:00,594 --> 01:25:02,361 No, they are the stowaways, but they're actors. 1224 01:25:02,362 --> 01:25:05,362 So I didn't--You didn't die? 1225 01:25:05,799 --> 01:25:07,900 No. 1226 01:25:07,901 --> 01:25:09,502 I just pretended. 1227 01:25:09,503 --> 01:25:12,105 Very good. 1228 01:25:12,106 --> 01:25:13,840 Really? 1229 01:25:13,841 --> 01:25:16,841 Yeah--Wha--I believed you! 1230 01:25:17,678 --> 01:25:19,412 Thanks. 1231 01:25:19,413 --> 01:25:22,413 And you're an actor, too? 1232 01:25:23,484 --> 01:25:26,052 Yeah. Yes, I am also an actor. 1233 01:25:26,053 --> 01:25:29,053 Well, would I have seen you in anything? 1234 01:25:29,223 --> 01:25:30,957 It's a possibility. 1235 01:25:30,958 --> 01:25:33,493 I mean, it's-- 1236 01:25:33,494 --> 01:25:35,561 Do you think you have? 1237 01:25:35,562 --> 01:25:37,463 It's--it's hard. 1238 01:25:37,464 --> 01:25:40,133 - It's been a-- - Tough stretch. 1239 01:25:40,134 --> 01:25:42,735 It's been a little slow. It's been--Yeah. 1240 01:25:42,736 --> 01:25:45,338 - But you know-- - It's not-- 1241 01:25:45,339 --> 01:25:46,906 The deck is kind of stacked against-- 1242 01:25:46,907 --> 01:25:49,175 It's a hard business. 1243 01:25:49,176 --> 01:25:51,210 It's a tough business. 1244 01:25:51,211 --> 01:25:53,346 But what can you do? 1245 01:25:53,347 --> 01:25:55,481 We're on a tickin' ship, and she blows at midnight. 1246 01:25:55,482 --> 01:25:56,482 We've gotta go. 1247 01:25:56,483 --> 01:25:58,017 Oh, my God! Why? 1248 01:25:58,018 --> 01:26:01,018 The first mate has planted bombs all over the ship. 1249 01:26:01,822 --> 01:26:04,490 He's a gardener? 1250 01:26:04,491 --> 01:26:05,725 What? 1251 01:26:05,726 --> 01:26:08,094 How many bulbs did he plant? 1252 01:26:08,095 --> 01:26:10,796 No, not bulbs. Bombs! 1253 01:26:10,797 --> 01:26:13,797 - Oh, bombs! - We gotta go! 1254 01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,800 I got a plan! 1255 01:26:17,571 --> 01:26:18,871 Wait! 1256 01:26:18,872 --> 01:26:20,973 Lily... 1257 01:26:20,974 --> 01:26:23,209 will you marry me? 1258 01:26:23,210 --> 01:26:26,210 Oh, yes, Marco. I will marry you. 1259 01:26:50,003 --> 01:26:51,504 Well, well, well. 1260 01:26:51,505 --> 01:26:54,307 So, now I see the real you, Lily. 1261 01:26:54,308 --> 01:26:57,308 Not only are you a two-timing harlot... 1262 01:26:57,311 --> 01:26:59,178 but you are a common criminal as well. 1263 01:26:59,179 --> 01:27:00,947 I'm afraid so, Meistrich. 1264 01:27:00,948 --> 01:27:02,982 I guess you're not gonna love me anymore. 1265 01:27:02,983 --> 01:27:05,551 No. I love you more. 1266 01:27:05,552 --> 01:27:08,552 You are a wild beast, and I must tame you. 1267 01:27:15,629 --> 01:27:17,797 Rrowr! 1268 01:27:17,798 --> 01:27:20,798 Anngh. 1269 01:27:22,402 --> 01:27:23,703 Let's go! 1270 01:27:28,175 --> 01:27:31,175 Happy! 1271 01:27:31,578 --> 01:27:34,578 Happy! 1272 01:27:35,082 --> 01:27:38,082 Oh, Happy! Happy! 1273 01:27:39,186 --> 01:27:42,186 Please, Happy! I promise not to love you too hard! 1274 01:27:42,189 --> 01:27:44,490 Happy! 1275 01:27:44,491 --> 01:27:46,425 Happy! 1276 01:27:46,426 --> 01:27:48,160 Happy! 1277 01:27:48,161 --> 01:27:49,228 Happy! 1278 01:27:49,229 --> 01:27:52,229 I could love you, Emily... but I can't. 1279 01:27:52,633 --> 01:27:55,334 Please! 1280 01:27:55,335 --> 01:27:56,535 So long, kid. 1281 01:27:56,536 --> 01:27:58,070 Happy! 1282 01:27:58,071 --> 01:27:59,538 Ohh! 1283 01:27:59,539 --> 01:28:02,174 Happy! 1284 01:28:02,175 --> 01:28:03,643 Happy! 1285 01:28:03,644 --> 01:28:06,644 Happy! Please! 1286 01:28:07,247 --> 01:28:08,981 Happy! 1287 01:28:08,982 --> 01:28:11,917 Please! Happy! 1288 01:28:11,918 --> 01:28:14,918 - Oh! - Happy! 1289 01:28:16,590 --> 01:28:19,590 Madame Essendine, je suis arrive. 1290 01:28:20,127 --> 01:28:22,261 Not here. My daughter. 1291 01:28:25,499 --> 01:28:27,133 Ha ha! 1292 01:28:27,134 --> 01:28:30,134 Leave no stone unturned, and a worm will be found! 1293 01:28:31,305 --> 01:28:34,140 Come, my queen, your people await you. 1294 01:28:34,141 --> 01:28:37,141 Allow me to escort you to your death. 1295 01:28:39,746 --> 01:28:41,580 Ha ha ha ha! 1296 01:28:41,581 --> 01:28:42,948 No! 1297 01:28:42,949 --> 01:28:45,418 Where are you, amore mio? Where are you? 1298 01:28:45,419 --> 01:28:48,220 Oh, that mouth! My whole life! 1299 01:28:48,221 --> 01:28:51,221 - Hey! - Oh! Oh! 1300 01:28:52,526 --> 01:28:53,926 - Bandit! - Ohh! 1301 01:28:53,927 --> 01:28:55,861 Bandit! 1302 01:28:55,862 --> 01:28:57,797 Woo-hoo. 1303 01:28:57,798 --> 01:29:00,333 Your Highness... 1304 01:29:00,334 --> 01:29:02,768 it is me. 1305 01:29:02,769 --> 01:29:05,705 Hello? 1306 01:29:05,706 --> 01:29:07,673 Your Highness? 1307 01:29:07,674 --> 01:29:10,674 Woo-hoo. 1308 01:29:10,911 --> 01:29:13,212 Psst! 1309 01:29:13,213 --> 01:29:16,213 Your Highness, wait for me. 1310 01:29:27,127 --> 01:29:30,127 Mon amour. 1311 01:29:35,268 --> 01:29:37,236 Mon amour? 1312 01:29:37,237 --> 01:29:40,237 Ah, mon amour. 1313 01:29:41,575 --> 01:29:44,575 Your Highness? 1314 01:30:03,497 --> 01:30:05,197 Hello? 1315 01:30:05,198 --> 01:30:08,198 Mon amour. 1316 01:30:15,575 --> 01:30:16,809 Oh! 1317 01:30:22,215 --> 01:30:25,215 Oh! 1318 01:30:29,689 --> 01:30:31,424 Give me back my love! 1319 01:30:31,425 --> 01:30:34,425 My love! 1320 01:30:38,532 --> 01:30:39,965 Happy! 1321 01:30:39,966 --> 01:30:42,435 No! I'm not Happy! 1322 01:30:42,436 --> 01:30:44,637 I'm miserable, and I want to die! 1323 01:30:44,638 --> 01:30:46,372 You must go on! 1324 01:30:46,373 --> 01:30:48,674 I can't go on. The show is over for this fella. 1325 01:30:48,675 --> 01:30:51,544 But I love you, Hap! Can't you love me? 1326 01:30:51,545 --> 01:30:53,712 I'd be afraid to try, Emily. 1327 01:30:53,713 --> 01:30:56,615 You can do it, Hap. 1328 01:30:56,616 --> 01:30:59,616 Sorry, kid... but I gotta go. 1329 01:31:01,087 --> 01:31:04,087 No! 1330 01:31:52,906 --> 01:31:54,273 What's going on here? 1331 01:31:57,077 --> 01:31:58,477 Oh, no! The first mate, he's gotten away! 1332 01:31:58,478 --> 01:32:00,479 Ha ha ha ha! 1333 01:32:00,480 --> 01:32:02,581 He's got the detonator! He's gonna blow up the ship! 1334 01:32:02,582 --> 01:32:03,682 She's right! 1335 01:32:05,485 --> 01:32:08,485 I hold your ends in my hands. 1336 01:32:09,689 --> 01:32:12,689 For in my hands I hold... death! 1337 01:32:14,461 --> 01:32:16,662 The death of all of you... 1338 01:32:16,663 --> 01:32:19,663 and your confused, bourgeois lives! 1339 01:32:20,767 --> 01:32:23,767 With your deaths, we will tell the world... 1340 01:32:23,904 --> 01:32:26,904 who we are and what we fight for! 1341 01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:31,708 We fight to create a world where there will be no pretense. 1342 01:32:34,581 --> 01:32:36,582 Each thing will be what it is... 1343 01:32:36,583 --> 01:32:38,984 each man and woman will know who they are... 1344 01:32:38,985 --> 01:32:41,520 and all will be equal. 1345 01:32:41,521 --> 01:32:44,521 All masks will be removed, and we will have a single face! 1346 01:32:47,427 --> 01:32:49,995 One single face! 1347 01:32:49,996 --> 01:32:52,996 One single face! 1348 01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:56,333 One single face! 1349 01:32:56,570 --> 01:32:59,538 One single face! 1350 01:32:59,539 --> 01:33:02,441 One single face! 1351 01:33:02,442 --> 01:33:05,311 One single face! 1352 01:33:40,647 --> 01:33:43,647 Parlez-moi d'amour 1353 01:33:44,684 --> 01:33:47,684 Reditez-moi des choses tendres 1354 01:33:50,624 --> 01:33:53,624 Votre beau discours 1355 01:33:54,327 --> 01:33:57,327 Mon coeur n'est pas las de l'entendre 1356 01:33:59,633 --> 01:34:02,633 Pourvu que toujours 1357 01:34:03,203 --> 01:34:06,203 Vous repetiez ces mots supremes 1358 01:34:08,108 --> 01:34:11,108 Je vous aime 1359 01:34:11,778 --> 01:34:13,245 Vous savez bien 1360 01:34:13,246 --> 01:34:15,648 Que tant de fois je ne crois rien 1361 01:34:15,649 --> 01:34:17,650 Mais cependant je veux encore 1362 01:34:17,651 --> 01:34:20,219 Ecouter ces mots que j'adore 1363 01:34:20,220 --> 01:34:22,721 Votre voix est si caressante 1364 01:34:22,722 --> 01:34:25,424 Que les murmures fremissants 1365 01:34:25,425 --> 01:34:28,425 Me bercent de sa belle histoire 1366 01:34:29,496 --> 01:34:32,496 Et malgre moi je veux y croire 1367 01:34:33,967 --> 01:34:36,967 Parlez-moi d'amour 1368 01:34:37,470 --> 01:34:40,470 Reditez-moi des choses tendres 1369 01:34:42,909 --> 01:34:45,909 Votre beau discours 1370 01:34:46,513 --> 01:34:49,513 Mon coeur n'est pas las de l'entendre 1371 01:34:51,685 --> 01:34:54,685 Pourvu que toujours 1372 01:34:55,922 --> 01:34:58,922 Vous repetiez ces mots supremes 1373 01:35:00,960 --> 01:35:03,960 Je vous aime 1374 01:35:17,043 --> 01:35:19,511 Fellas, I just have to ask you a question. 1375 01:35:19,512 --> 01:35:21,447 And you've probably thought of this... 1376 01:35:21,448 --> 01:35:23,716 but when the baker gave you the tickets... 1377 01:35:23,717 --> 01:35:25,718 why didn't you just sell them if you needed the cash? 1378 01:35:25,719 --> 01:35:28,719 I bet they were worth a lot of money. 1379 01:35:40,900 --> 01:35:43,900 Well, I'm glad you didn't, or we would have never met. 1380 01:35:45,538 --> 01:35:48,538 - Thanks, Lil. - Thanks, Lil. 1381 01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:56,148 - Would you like to dance? - Yes. 1382 01:35:56,149 --> 01:35:59,149 Excuse us. 1383 01:36:04,324 --> 01:36:06,992 Ah, love. 1384 01:36:06,993 --> 01:36:09,993 Yes, yes, yes. 1385 01:36:19,239 --> 01:36:22,239 Ahh. 1386 01:36:24,110 --> 01:36:25,911 To life. 1387 01:36:25,912 --> 01:36:28,912 And its many deaths. 91756