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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,999 >> AS YOU KNOW, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY GREAT BLACK FILMS - 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,999 "BLACK CAESAR," "BLACULA," "BLACK ON THIS SUCKA," 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,999 "YOU BLACKED MY MAMA," "WHO YOU CALLIN' BLACK?" 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,999 "GET BLACK JACK," "ALL THAT BLACK," AND THE VERY 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,999 POPULAR "SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK." 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,999 BUT TODAY, RIGHT HERE IN THE HEART OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY, WE 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,999 BEGIN PRODUCTION ON OUR GREATEST AND BLACKEST FILM EVER, CALLED 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,999 "BLACKITY BLACK BLACK BLACK"! 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,999 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:28,999 MELVIN! 11 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,999 I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU! 12 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:32,999 >> NOT NOW, BILL COSBY. 13 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,999 THERE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS MUCH BLACK CRAMMED IN A TITLE OR A 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,999 MOVIE BEFORE. 15 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,999 YOU NEED TO COME ON DOWN TO THE SET RIGHT NOW TO MEET OUR MOST 16 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,999 BELOVED STARS AND HEROES - RUDY RAY MOORE, PAM GRIER, 17 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,999 ANTONIO FARGAS, AND THE MAIN MAN HIMSELF, MR. JIM KELLY! 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,999 >> LOOK HERE, MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE SHE-DEVIL. 19 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,999 BUSINESS HAS BEEN A LITTLE SLOW FOR THE BLACK PUMAS THESE DAYS. 20 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,999 BUT IF YOU COULD PLEASE CUT OUR CABLE BACK ON, I WOULD BE... 21 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,999 >> BROTHER STUEY, LOOK AT THE TV SCREEN! 22 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,650 >> COME WITNESS THE MOST HISTORIC FILM IN THE MAKING. 23 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,999 YOU BETTER BE THERE OR BE SQUARE, BABY! 24 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,999 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SUCKER IS FILM IN IN OUR COMMUNITY. 25 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,999 AND HE AIN'T PAY US A DIME! 26 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:05,999 >> AND WE WANT ALL 10 PENNIES, TOO! 27 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,999 [ PEOPLE SCREAMING ] [ ROUND CHAMBERS ] 28 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:14,999 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE 29 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:20,999 ♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH 30 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,999 ♪ OOOHHH ♪ AHHHH 31 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:31,999 ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO 32 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:37,000 ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪ OOOOHHHH 33 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:44,000 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! >> THIS WEEK... 34 00:01:47,901 --> 00:01:51,999 >> COME WITNESS THE MOST HISTORIC FILM IN - 35 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,999 >> Honey Bee: BLACK DYNAMITE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T WANT TO 36 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:54,999 GO DOWN THERE AND SEE THE BIGGEST, BLACKEST MOVIE STARS 37 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,050 EVER. 38 00:01:56,051 --> 00:01:57,999 >> Black Dynamite: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT SEEING 39 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,999 "BLACKITY BLACK BLACK BLACK" ACTORS ON THE MOVIE SCREEN WHEN 40 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,760 WE LIVE THE LIVES OF REAL BLACKITY, BLACK, BLACK, BLACK 41 00:02:02,761 --> 00:02:03,999 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERY DAY? 42 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,999 >> Cream Corn: DAMN, BLACKY D, HOW COME BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVER 43 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,999 LIKE TO DO SHIT WE ALL CAN'T LIKE TO DO SHIT 44 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,999 >> Black Dynamite: I TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN LIKE - YOUR ASS 45 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,999 GETTIN' WHUPPED FOR CALLIN' ME "BLACKY D" AGAIN. 46 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,999 >> Honey Bee: I BET YOU WOULD MAKE A BAD-ASS MOVIE STAR, 47 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:13,999 BLACK DYNAMITE. 48 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:14,999 MM-HMM! 49 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:15,999 >> Black Dynamite: THIS IS TRUE. 50 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,999 ME AND OLD MELVIN GO WAY BACK, ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE DAYS OF 51 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,999 FUCKIN' >> Cream Corn: THE DAYS OF 52 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:19,999 TRUCKIN'? 53 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:20,999 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED TRUCKIN', BLACK DYNAMITE. 54 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:21,999 I LOVE THOSE HORNS. 55 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:22,999 TOOT, TOOT! 56 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,999 >> Black Dynamite: NOT THE DAYS OF TRUCKIN' - THE DAYS OF 57 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:25,999 FUCKIN' >> Bullhorn: MAN, IN THOSE DAYS, 58 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,999 WE FUCKED IN CARS, BARS, TREES, AND EVEN UNDER THE SEA. 59 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,999 I FUCKED A BITCH ON TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! 60 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,999 >> Black Dynamite: LOOK, SOMEBODY'S ROBBING ROSCOE'S BEAN 61 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:33,999 PIES AND PORK RINDS! 62 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,999 [ TIRES SCREECH ] >> WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! CUT! CUT! 63 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,999 [ BELL RINGS ] >> Honey Bee: OOPS. 64 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,999 >> Cream Corn: AND SKEETED ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY! 65 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,999 >> [ LAUGHS ] BLACK DYNAMITE, I SHOULD HAVE 66 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:44,999 KNOWN. 67 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,999 TAKE 10, EVERYBODY, AND LET'S GET SOME OF THESE DEAD STUNT MEN 68 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,050 OUT OF HERE. 69 00:02:48,051 --> 00:02:49,999 OH, MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE DAYS OF TRUCKIN'. 70 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,999 >> Black Dynamite: YOU MEAN FUCKIN' 71 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:52,999 >> YEAH, I ALWAYS GET THOSE TWO MIXED UP. 72 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:53,999 HOW'S IT SWINGING? 73 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,999 >> Black Dynamite: LOW LIKE A SWEET CHARIOT. 74 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,999 >> [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 75 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,999 >> Black Dynamite: SORRY ABOUT KILLING AND/OR MORTALLY WOUNDING 76 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,999 ALL YOUR STUNT MEN. 77 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:01,999 >> DON'T WORRY. 78 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:02,999 THESE MOTHAFUCKAS LOVE TO DIE. 79 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,999 SO, THIS MUST BE THE INFAMOUS BLACK DYNAMITE CREW I'VE HEARD 80 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:05,999 SO MUCH ABOUT. 81 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:06,999 >> Cream Corn: IN THE FLESH! 82 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,999 MY NAME IS CREAM CORN, CERTIFIED PIMP AND REST HAVEN FOR HOES. 83 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:11,999 [ CHUCKLES ] >> WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET 84 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:12,999 YOU. 85 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,999 COME ON, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR STARS. 86 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:16,999 >> Cream Corn: HEY, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME. 87 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,999 OR DO I LOOK JUST LIKE YOU? 88 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:19,999 OR DID YOUR DADDY FUCK MY MAMA? 89 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,999 >> Bullhorn: MELVIN VAN P, WHO THE FUCK IS HE SUPPOSED TO 90 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:23,999 BE? 91 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,999 >> RUDY RAY MOORE IS MY NAME, AND FUCKIN' UP MOTHAFUCKAS IS MY 92 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:26,999 GAME. 93 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,999 >> Bullhorn: WELL, RUDY, YOU MIGHT BE THE MAN ON THE SILVER 94 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,999 SCREEN, BUT BULLHORN'S THE MEANEST MOTHAFUCKA YOU EVER DID 95 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:33,999 SEEN. 96 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:34,999 >> WHY, YOU BORN-INSECURE MOTHAFUCKA 97 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,999 I MADE GODZILLA SUCK MY DICK WHILE KING KONG HELD THE BALLS. 98 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,999 I WHUPPED A SKYSCRAPER'S ASS AND MADE ALL THE LONDON BRIDGES 99 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:41,999 FALL. 100 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,999 >> Bullhorn: MAN, I ATE AN OIL TANKER, AND IT DIDN'T GIVE ME 101 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:45,999 GAS. 102 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:46,999 I WALKED BY THE DEVIL AND BURNT HIS ASS. 103 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,999 I SWAM IN THE SUN AND SKINNY-DIPPED ON THE MOON. 104 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,999 I FUCKED URANUS IN HER ASS AND MADE THE BITCH CRAWL TO NEPTUNE. 105 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:53,999 >> MOTHERFUCKER YOU! 106 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:54,999 >> OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH, RUDY. 107 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:55,999 SAVE THAT SHIT FOR THE FILM. 108 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,999 >> Honey Bee: BLACK DYNAMITE, THIS GOT TO BE BREAKING SOME 109 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,999 KIND OF COPYRIGHT RULES OR SOMETHING. 110 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,999 THIS BITCH LOOKS JUST LIKE ME, EXCEPT FOR THEM LITTLE TITTIES. 111 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,999 >> Black Dynamite: LOOK, I'M SURE THAT ANY OF THESE 112 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,999 CHARACTERS' SIMILARITIES TO ANYONE ALIVE OR DEAD IS PURELY 113 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:06,999 COINCIDENTAL. 114 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:07,999 RIGHT, MELVIN? 115 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,999 >> UH, UH-HUH. YEAH, YEAH. 116 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,999 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 117 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,999 I LOOKED HIM RIGHT IN HIS LITTLE CHINESE EYES AND SAID, "BULLSHIT 118 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,999 MR. HAN MAN!" [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:17,999 >> JIM KELLY, BLACK DYNAMITE. 120 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,999 BLACK DYNAMITE, JIM KELLY. 121 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,999 >> Black Dynamite: MELVIN, THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN JIM KELLY 122 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,999 AND BLACK DYNAMITE CANNOT BE PURELY COINCIDENTAL. 123 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000 >> OH, OKAY, YOU GOT ME. I - >> LOOK, MELVIN, I GOT NO TIME 124 00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:28,999 FOR MALE GROUPIES, YOU DIG? 125 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,999 MAN, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COME RIGHT OUT OF A COMIC BOOK. 126 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:31,999 >> Black Dynamite: LOOK HERE, JIM KELLY. 127 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,999 BLACK DYNAMITE IS BLACKER THAN THE ACE OF SPADES AND MORE OF A 128 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,999 STAR THAN YOU AND THIS WHOLE BLACK CAST PUT TOGETHER. 129 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,999 AND WHILE YOU IN FRONT OF THEM MOVIE CAMERAS PRETENDING TO 130 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,999 FUCK UP SUCKERS AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, I'M IN THE STREETS 131 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,999 FOR REAL, PROTECTING THE COMMUNITY AND TAKING OUT ANY 132 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,999 JIVE-ASS TURKEY THAT GETS IN MY WAY. 133 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,999 NOW, I SUGGEST YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN A REAL BLACK 134 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,920 HERO IS TELLING YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! 135 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:49,999 >> UM... 136 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,999 >> BLACK DYNAMITE, SUDDENLY, I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE YOUR ISLAND. 137 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,220 >> [ CHUCKLES ] I LOVE IT WHEN HE TALKS IN MOVIE 138 00:04:55,221 --> 00:04:55,999 LINES. 139 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:56,999 >> MR. VAN PEEBLES! 140 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:57,999 MR. VAN PEEBLES! 141 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:58,999 >> HEY, MY ASSISTANT, YOUNG SPIKE LEE. 142 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,140 WHAT'S SHAKIN', BABY? 143 00:05:00,141 --> 00:05:01,999 >> YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE TO YOUR 3:00 MéNAGE ET TROIS, WHICH IS 144 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,999 RUNNING RIGHT INTO YOUR 3: 30 QUICKIE, AND NOT TO MENTION YOUR 145 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,999 DICK SUCK AT 4:00. 146 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:05,999 >> OKAY, OKAY, PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER. 147 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:06,999 HEY, SHOW BUSINESS CALLS. 148 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,999 WHY DON'T Y'ALL HANG AROUND FOR A WHILE? 149 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,999 WE GOT FREE ROSCOE'S BUTTERY BITCHES AND WAFFLES, ALL YOU CAN 150 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,999 EAT. 151 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,999 >> Black Dynamite: I DON'T KNOW, MELVIN. 152 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:13,999 >> Cream Corn: FREE ROSCOE'S BITCHES AND WAFFLES? 153 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,999 YOU KNOW I LIKE MY BITCHES BUTTERY, BLACK DYNAMITE. 154 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:16,999 WAFFLES, BITCHES, BUTTER, ALL THAT! 155 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,999 >> BY THE WAY, BILL COSBY LEFT YOU A BUNCH OF MESSAGES. 156 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:20,999 YOU MIGHT WANT TO LISTEN TO THEM. 157 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,999 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ] >> OHHHH, IT'S ME, BILL COSBY. 158 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,999 HEY, UM, MELVIN, I HAD SOME CONCERNS ABOUT THE FILM. 159 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,980 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ] ...COSBY AGAIN. 160 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:30,999 CAN YOU CALL ME BACK? 161 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,999 I HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT THE MOV- [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ] 162 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,999 ...ME BACK, PLEASE? THE MOVIE - [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ] 163 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,999 ...DYING TO TALK TO YOU LIKE A CIVILIZED - 164 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:37,999 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ] CALL ME BA- 165 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,999 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ] FILTH FLARN FLARN! 166 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,999 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ] HEY, MELV- 167 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:42,999 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ] FILTH - 168 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:43,999 [ BEEP ] FLARN - 169 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,999 [ BEEP ] OHH! 170 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:46,999 [ BEEPS ] [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 171 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,999 >> OH, YEAH, I ALMOST FORGOT - THERE'S THREE GIRLS HERE THAT 172 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,740 SAID YOU PROMISED THEM AN AUDITION. 173 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:50,999 >> THEY GOT FIVE MINUTES. 174 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,999 SEND THEM IN. 175 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:53,999 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, I ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF ROLES LEFT, SO THE 176 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,999 COMPETITION... 177 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:55,999 [ UNZIPPING ] ...IS STIFF. 178 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,560 >> THE PUT THE DICK AWAY, MELVIN. 179 00:05:57,561 --> 00:05:57,999 WE AIN'T COME HERE FOR THAT. 180 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:58,999 >> WE DIDN'T?! 181 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,999 >> BLACK PUMA LEADER STUEY FIG NEWTON AND TWO OTHER 182 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:01,999 MEMBERS OF THE BLACK PUMA PARTY? 183 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,260 HOW DID Y'ALL GET IN HERE? 184 00:06:03,261 --> 00:06:04,999 >> DISGUISED AS THREE BITCHES THAT WANT TO FUCK YOU. 185 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:05,999 THAT'S HOW. 186 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,999 >> DAMN, Y'ALL PUMAS ARE SOME SNEAKY BITCHES. 187 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,999 >> WAIT. SO, WE NOT FUCKIN' HIM? >> YOU KNOW THE SHAKEDOWN RULES, 188 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:10,999 BROTHER. 189 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,999 YOU DON'T AS MUCH AS TAKE A SHIT IN OUR COMMUNITY WITHOUT 190 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:13,999 PAYING US BEFORE YOU WIPE YOUR ASS. 191 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:14,999 >> COME ON, STUEY. 192 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,999 I'M ALWAYS PAYING YOU PUMAS. 193 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,999 DAMN, HOW MUCH DOES THE REVOLUTION COST? 194 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,999 >> THIS AIN'T FOR NO REVOLUTION, SUCKER. 195 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:21,999 IT'S FOR OUR CABLE BILL. 196 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:22,999 >> SH-SH-SH-SHUT UP. 197 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:27,999 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> Black Dynamite: LITTLE 198 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,999 SPIKE LEE, I SUGGEST YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND TELL ME WHAT THE 199 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:31,999 FUCK Y'ALL ARE DOING AROUND MY CAR. 200 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,999 >> I'M SORRY, BLACK DYNAMITE, BUT SENSEI JIM KELLY SAYS HE 201 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,999 LIKES YOUR CAR AND THAT HE WANTS TO DRIVE IT IN THE MOVIE. 202 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,999 >> Black Dynamite: SENSEI JIM KELLY IS ABOUT TO DRIVE MY 203 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:38,999 FOOT UP HIS ASS. 204 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,800 >> WHEN IT COMES, I WON'T EVEN NOTICE. 205 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:41,999 >> Black Dynamite: AND WHY IS THAT? 206 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,999 >> BECAUSE I WILL BE TOO BUSY LOOKIN' GOOD. 207 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:47,999 >> COME ON, MAN. 208 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,999 THAT'S ALL I GOT. 209 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,999 I PUT EVERY PENNY I HAD INTO THIS "BLACKITY BLACK BLACK 210 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:51,999 BLACK" FILM! 211 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,999 >> WELL, I GUESS THAT'S YOUR BLACKITY, BLACK, BLACK ASS! 212 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,999 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> Black Dynamite: SORRY, 213 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,999 MELVIN, I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR 214 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,999 MéNAGE-A-FOUR AND DESTROY YOUR TRAILER AND PUT MY FOOT UP YOUR 215 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,999 BLACK STAR'S ASS, BUT THAT TURKEY WAS WAY OUT OF LINE. 216 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,999 >> NO PROBLEM. 217 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,999 THESE BITCHES WERE JUST LEAVING, UNLESS OF COURSE THEY WANT TO 218 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,999 HANG AROUND AND GIVE YOU SOME ACTION, TOO. 219 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:11,999 >> NO, THAT'S OKAY. 220 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,999 BYE, MELVIN! I'LL SEE YOU SOON! 221 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,999 >> DON'T CALL ME! 222 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:15,999 I'LL CALL YOU, BITCHES! 223 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:16,999 >> LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT. 224 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:17,999 ARE WE FUCKING HIM OR NOT? 225 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,999 >> Black Dynamite: LOOK MELVIN, MAYBE BLACK DYNAMITE'S JUST TOO 226 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,999 REAL TO BE AROUND MOTHERFUCKERS WHO ACT LIKE THEY'RE REAL. 227 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:22,999 I THINK WE'RE GONNA GO. 228 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:23,999 >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MAN? 229 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,999 I COULD USE A REAL BAD-ASS LIKE YOU AROUND HERE, JACK, FOR, UH, 230 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,999 INSPIRATION. 231 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,999 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> BITCH, YOU KNOW MY BALLS 232 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,999 DON'T WEAR COTTON DRAWERS. 233 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,999 >> MR. MOORE, YOUR HAIR IS NEEDED IN HAIR IN 10 MINUTES. 234 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,999 >> I'M COMIN' MOTHERFUCKER! >> MRS. GRIER, YOUR TITTIES ARE 235 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,999 NEEDED IN M- AH! AH! 236 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,999 [ DOOR SLAMS ] >> SENSEI KELLY? 237 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:47,999 >> I'M COMIN'. 238 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,999 STILL TRYIN' TO GET BLACK DYNAMITE'S SHOE OUT MY 239 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:50,999 ASS. 240 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:51,999 OHH! UNCONSCIOUS. 241 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,999 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> ALL RIGHT, QUIET ON THE SET! 242 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,999 OKAY, ANTONIO, THIS THE BIG SCENE WHERE YOUR MAMA HAS BEEN 243 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,999 ON THE STROLL ALL DAY, BUT SHE AIN'T GOT YOUR MONEY. 244 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,999 SO, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HER A LITTLE MOTIVATION? 245 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,999 >> NOW, DO YOU WANT A 45-DEGREE "CLEOPATRA JONES" SLAP, OR YOU 246 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,999 WANT A "COME BACK, CHARLESTON BLUE" 247 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,999 UPPER SLAP? 248 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,999 >> [ LAUGHS ] WHATEVER YOU THINK SHE DESERVES, BABY! 249 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:09,999 JUST MAKE IT LOOK REAL. 250 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:10,999 >> COOL. 251 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,999 >> AND ACTION! 252 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,999 ACTION! ACTION! 253 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,999 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THERE? 254 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,999 [ TIRES SCREECH ] >> MR. VAN PEEBLES, ALL OF OUR 255 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:22,999 BLACK STARS ARE GONE! 256 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,380 AIN'T NOBODY SEEN NOTHIN'! 257 00:08:24,381 --> 00:08:24,999 NOBODY, NOBODY, NOBODY! 258 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,999 NO-NO-NOBODY! 259 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,999 [ CELL DOOR SLAMS ] >> YOU WILL NOT SAY FILTH 260 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:38,999 FLAWRIN FLAWRIN FILTH IN FRONT OF PEOPLE EVER AGAIN! 261 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,999 DUHHHH! 262 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 263 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,999 >> Black Dynamite: HMM? 264 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,999 NOW, THIS IS SOME HEAVY SHIT. 265 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,440 >> OH, MAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 266 00:08:59,441 --> 00:09:01,999 >> Honey Bee: I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH MONEY WAS SPENT ON THIS 267 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:02,999 MOVIE, MELVIN. 268 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:03,999 >> FUCK THE MONEY! 269 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:04,999 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PUSSY I WOULD HAVE GOT? 270 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,999 >> Black Dynamite: DON'T COUNT THAT PUSSY OUT YET, MELVIN. 271 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:07,999 I FOUND A CLUE. 272 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:08,999 >> THE REVERSE STRIP CLUB? 273 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,999 NOW, THIS IS SOME HEAVY SHIT. 274 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,999 >> Black Dynamite: SOME HEAVY SHIT. 275 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:13,999 I KNOW. 276 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,999 THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THAT WHOEVER LIKES TO WATCH FUNKY 277 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,999 MOOSE KNUCKLES SLIDE UP AND DOWN POLES AT THIS JOINT ALSO 278 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,999 KIDNAPPED YOUR BLACK STARS. 279 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:19,999 DON'T WORRY, MELVIN. 280 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,999 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW A REAL ACTION HERO SAVES THE DAY. 281 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:22,999 I'M ON THE CASE. 282 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,999 >> THANKS, BLACK DYNAMITE, BUT WHO KNOWS HOW LONG THAT'LL TAKE? 283 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:26,999 I STILL NEED TO STAY ON SCHEDULE. 284 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,999 >> Cream Corn: WELL SHIT WE LOOK JUST LIKE THEM. 285 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:29,999 MAYBE WE CAN STAND IN FOR A WHILE. 286 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,999 >> Black Dynamite: THAT'S A DUMB-ASS IDEA, CREAM CORN. 287 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:32,999 >> THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, CREAM CORN. 288 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,999 FELLAS, WE HAVE OUR NEW STARS. 289 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,999 GET THEM IN MAKEUP PRONTO. 290 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,999 >> WELCOME TO THE COSBY COON REMOVAL PROGRAM. 291 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,999 IN 24 HOURS, YOU WILL BE CONVERTED FROM SELF-DEGRADING 292 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,000 BLAXPLOITATION FILM STARS TO UPSTANDING, INTELLIGENT, 293 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,999 DIGNIFIED REPRESENTATIVES OF THE BLACK RACE. 294 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,999 AND BLAXPLOITATION WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST! 295 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,999 NOW, HERE ARE THE SCRIPTS FOR MY NEW SHOW THAT WILL REPRESENT 296 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,999 A CLEAN, WHOLESOME IMAGE OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY THAT YOU WILL 297 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,999 ALL BE STARRING IN, CALLED... 298 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:09,999 "THE HUXTABLES." 299 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,999 ANY QUESTIONS? 300 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,999 >> WELL, WHAT IF WE SAY NO? 301 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,999 >> BROWN HORNET? 302 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,999 >> NOW, CREAM CORN, THIS SHOULD BE EASY FOR YOU, BEING THAT YOU 303 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,999 ARE A REAL PIMP. 304 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,999 NOW, YOUR LINE IS, "BITCH, WHERE'S MY MONEY?" 305 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,999 >> Cream Corn: UH, UH, OKAY. 306 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,999 >> AND ACTION! 307 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,999 >> Cream Corn: UM, GIRL - I- I-I MEAN, BITCH, UM - WELL, I AIN'T 308 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,999 MEAN TO CALL YOU BITCH, BUT, UH, COULD YOU GIVE ME MY MONEY, 309 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:32,999 PLEASE? 310 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,999 >> CUT! 311 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,999 >> Black Dynamite: MOMS MABLEY? 312 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,999 HMM. SHE JUST "MABLEY" BE NEXT. 313 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,999 I SHOULD CHECK IT OUT. 314 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,999 >> COMING TO THE STAGE IS A BEAUTIFUL, WRETCHED HOE THAT HAS 315 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,880 TURNED EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK, BUT IS NOW LOOKIN' FOR SOME 316 00:10:45,881 --> 00:10:45,999 SELF-RESPECT, Y'ALL. 317 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:50,999 GIVE IT UP FOR ANTI-BIOTICA! 318 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:56,999 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> ♪ PUT ON THAT BIG BLOUSE 319 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,999 ♪ THESE IS MIGHTY ♪ KEEP YOUR TITTIES FROM 320 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,999 FALLING OUT ♪ >> Black Dynamite: SAY, MAMA, IS 321 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,999 IT ME, OR ARE THOSE CATS PAYING CHICKS TO PUT THEIR CLOTHES ON? 322 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:04,999 >> THAT'S THE DEAL, DADDY. 323 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,999 HERE WE GET PAID TO RESPECT OURSELVES. 324 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,999 YOU WANT A PRIVATE DANCE? 325 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,999 I'LL GO GET NAKED, SO I CAN COVER UP JUST FOR YOU. 326 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,999 >> Black Dynamite: UH, NO, THANKS, BUT YOU CAN TELL ME 327 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,999 WHERE I CAN FIND MOMS MABLEY. 328 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,000 >> HER UNDRESSING ROOM IS RIGHT THERE TO THE RIGHT. 329 00:11:19,001 --> 00:11:21,999 >> Black Dynamite: MISS MABLEY, I'M BLACK DYNAMITE. 330 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,140 >> HOT DAMN, I BET YOU IS. 331 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,999 COME ON IN. I WON'T BITE YOU. 332 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,999 MY TEETH IS WAY OVER THERE. 333 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,999 [ LAUGHS ] >> Black Dynamite: NOW, I AIN'T 334 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,999 GOT TIME TO EXPLAIN, BUT THERE MAY BE DANGER LURKIN' AROUND 335 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,999 EACH AND EVERY NIPPLE OF THIS TITTY BAR. 336 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,999 >> WHATEVER MOTHERFUCKER. IS YOU EATING PUSSY OR NOT? 337 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,999 >> Black Dynamite: UH, EXCUSE ME? 338 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,999 >> LOOK, YOU CAN EITHER LICK IT OR STICK IT, BUT QUIT IT IF YOU 339 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:39,999 CAN'T DO NOTHIN' WITH IT. 340 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,880 IF YOU CAN DO SOMETHIN' WITH IT, MOTHERFUCKER COME GET IT! 341 00:11:42,881 --> 00:11:44,999 >> Black Dynamite: [ GULPS ] MAYBE THE BITCH SHOULD GET 342 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,999 KIDNAPPED. 343 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:46,999 >> SHIT IT'S BLACK DYNAMITE. 344 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 RUN! 345 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,999 >> OH SHIT MAN, I'M TIRED AS HELL! 346 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,999 >> I THOUGHT BLACK PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO BE SPRINTERS. 347 00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,999 THIS GUYS DOING A GODDAMN MARATHON. 348 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:05,999 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? ! >> Black Dynamite: WHERE ARE THE 349 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,999 "BLACKITY BLACK BLACK" ACTORS THAT YOU KIDNAPPED, AND WHERE 350 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:08,999 ARE THEY KIDNAPPED AT? 351 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:09,999 >> WE DIDN'T KIDNAP NOBODY, BLACK DYNAMITE! 352 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,999 ALL WE DID WAS DRESS UP LIKE SOME BITCHES SO WE COULD AMBUSH 353 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,999 MELVIN FOR SOME DUES SO WE COULD GET OUR CABLE BACK ON! 354 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,999 >> Black Dynamite: SO, YOU WERE THE THREE UGLY BITCHES. 355 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,999 DAMN, Y'ALL SOME SNEAKY PUMAS. 356 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,999 THE KIDNAPPERS DROPPED A CLUE THAT LED ME TO THIS CLUB. 357 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:19,999 SO, IF IT AIN'T YOU, WHY YOU HERE? 358 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,999 >> LOOK, MAN, WE JUST HERE TO ENJOY OURSELVES, THROW A COUPLE 359 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,999 DRAWERS ON THE STAGE, AND GIVE A FEW BITCHES THEIR DIGNITY BACK. 360 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,999 MAN, I PROMISE! 361 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:25,999 WE AIN'T KIDNAP NOBODY! 362 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,999 >> Black Dynamite: THEN WHO DID IT, DAMN IT? 363 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:27,999 WHO? 364 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,999 >> BILL COSBY - THAT'S WHO! 365 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,999 WE HEARD THE WORD ON THE STREET THAT THIS WAS HIS HANGOUT. 366 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:31,999 >> Black Dynamite: WAIT. 367 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:32,999 COSBY, LIKE JELL-O PUDDING, DATE-RAPIN' COSBY? 368 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,999 WHY WOULD HE DO IT? 369 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:35,999 >> WORD ON THE STREET IS HE'S STARTING A REVOLUTION TO CHANGE 370 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,999 BLACK TELEVISION AND FILM, AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW, MAN. 371 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,999 >> Black Dynamite: WHAT ELSE? 372 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,999 WHAT OTHER WORDS WERE ON THAT STREET, DAMN IT? 373 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,999 >> OKAY, OKAY, THE WORD ON THE STREET DID SAY ONE MORE THING. 374 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,999 IF COSBY CAN'T STOP ALL THE BLACK ACTORS FROM COONIN' AND 375 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,999 JIVIN' IN HOLLYWOOD, HE SAID HE'S GONNA KILL THEM ALL. 376 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 377 00:12:59,861 --> 00:13:01,999 >> HUXTABLE RESIDENCE. 378 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,999 NAH, DENISE AIN'T HOME, SUCKER, BUT I GOT PLENTY OF OTHER HOES 379 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,999 THAT WILL STUDY WITH YOU AND SUCK YOUR - 380 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,999 >> CUT! CUT! NO! NO! NO! 381 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,999 THEODORE WOULD NEVER SAY "AIN'T" AND "SUCKER" AND "FILTH FLARN 382 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,999 FILTH"! 383 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,999 JUST READ WHAT'S ON THE PAPER! 384 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,999 >> LOOK, POPS, I'M SORRY, BUT MY MOUTH JUST DON'T FORM NO SQUARE 385 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:22,999 WORDS, YOU DIG? 386 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,999 I GOT TO ACT LIKE ME. 387 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,999 >> LOOK, I AM TRYING TO CREATE THE MOST ETHICAL BLACK FAMILY 388 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,999 SHOW IN THE WORLD! 389 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,999 AND I NEED YOU TO ALL BEHAVE LIKE JELL-O PUDDING-POP EATING, 390 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,999 COKE-AND-A-SMILE-HAVING, COLORFUL-SWEATER-WEARING 391 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,999 HUXTABLES! 392 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,999 NOW SET UP THE NEXT SCENE, PLEASE! 393 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,999 >> CLAIRE! CLAIRE! 394 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,999 MOTHERFUCKER I'M CALLING YOU! 395 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:47,999 >> I'M COMING, SUCKER. 396 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,999 I WAS BAKING SOME COOKIES FOR YOUR RAGGEDY ASS. 397 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,999 >> BITCH, YOU KNOW I DON'T WANT NO DUNCAN HINES. 398 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,999 I WANT SOME OF THAT NOOKIE COOKIE FROM THE FRONT DOOR OF 399 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,999 YOUR BEHIND. 400 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:56,999 >> CUT! CUT! 401 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:57,999 >> THAT'S IT. 402 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,999 WE AIN'T GOT TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT 403 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,999 LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 404 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:05,999 >> YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 405 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,999 IT IS NOW CLEAR YOU WILL NOT PERFORM WITH SELF-RESPECT AND 406 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,999 DECENCY, SO I HAVE TO REPROGRAM YOU. 407 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,999 IT IS TIME FOR PHASE TWO. 408 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,999 LET THE REPROGRAMMING BEGIN. 409 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,999 DOUBLE DUHHHH! 410 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,999 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 411 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,999 >> OKAY, ON "ACTION," I WANT YOU TO JUMP OFF THIS SIX-STORY 412 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,999 BUILDING, AND HOPEFULLY YOU'LL LAND ON THIS AIR MATTRESS, OKAY? 413 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:33,999 >> Honey Bee: OKAY, OKAY. 414 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,999 WAIT. WHAT YOU SAY? 415 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:39,999 >> ACTION! 416 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,999 [ SHOUTING CONTINUES ] >> Honey Bee: WAIT. 417 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,999 WHAT THE HELL? 418 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,999 ARE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS THROWING FRUIT? 419 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:45,999 OW! 420 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,999 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 421 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,999 >> UGH! 422 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,999 >> WHOA! 423 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,999 >> CUT! CUT! 424 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,999 [ SHOUTING CONTINUES ] >> Bullhorn: MAN, I DONE READ 425 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,999 EVERY MOTHERFUCKING LINE IN THIS SCRIPT FROM HEAD TO TOE, AND I 426 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,999 AIN'T SEE NO SCENE WHERE MY ASS GETS HIT WITH A "TO-MAY-TO" OR A 427 00:14:59,000 --> 00:14:59,999 "TO-MAH-TO"! 428 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,999 >> CREAM CORN, THIS WAS A DUMB-ASS IDEA. 429 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,999 >> Honey Bee: BLACK DYNAMITE, BLACK DYNAMITE, WHERE ARE YOU? 430 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,999 I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA BE KILLED BY A GRAPEFRUIT OR A 431 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,050 BANANA. 432 00:15:07,051 --> 00:15:09,999 >> Black Dynamite: DO YOU KNOW WHERE BILL COSBY IS? 433 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,999 DO Y'ALL KNOW WHERE BILL COSBY IS? 434 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:11,999 TELL ME WHERE BILL COSBY IS, OR I'M-A - 435 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,999 >> MOTHERFUCKER CHECK THE JELL-O PUDDING PLANT. 436 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:15,999 >> Black Dynamite: I ALREADY BEEN TO THE GODDAMN JELL-O 437 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:16,999 PLANT. 438 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,999 [ AUDIENCE GASPS ] [ CLEARS THROAT ] 439 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,190 S-SO, I SAID TO THE CHINAMAN, "I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED 440 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 IN THE ROOM!" UH, WELL FUCK Y'ALL. 441 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,999 [ BLUES MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ 'CAUSE THE CARS TOOK 442 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,999 THEM AWAY ♪ >> AS YOU CAN SEE, THE BLACK 443 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,999 COMMUNITY IS IN AN UPROAR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 444 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,999 THE NEGRO STARS HAVE BEEN STOLEN, AND APPARENTLY THEIR 445 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,999 LESS-THAN-TALENTED REPLACEMENTS AREN'T BEING RECEIVED VERY WELL. 446 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,999 IF ONLY THERE WAS A REAL HERO OUT THERE THAT COULD SAVE THESE 447 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,520 ACTORS, SOMEONE THAT'S BIG, BLACK, AND DYNAMITE! 448 00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:46,999 BUT RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THERE ISN'T. 449 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,999 >> Black Dynamite: MAN, THESE BLACK STARS REALLY MEAN A LOT TO 450 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:50,999 THIS COMMUNITY. 451 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,999 IN THE MOVIES, THE HERO ALWAYS GETS HIS MAN. 452 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,999 WHY CAN'T I? 453 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,999 MAYBE BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T THE REAL BLACKITY, BLACK, BLACK, 454 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:57,999 BLACK HERO HE THOUGHT HE WAS. 455 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,999 >> WELL FUCK YOU, TOO! 456 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,999 I DON'T KNOW WHY THE HELL MY MANAGER WOULD BOOK MY NASTY ASS 457 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,999 AT A SQUARE MOTHERFUCKING CLUB LIKE THIS, ANYWAY. 458 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:07,999 WHY THE LONG FACE, HONEY? 459 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,999 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOST YOUR DICK. 460 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,999 >> Black Dynamite: NAH, I STILL GOT MY DICK, MOMS MABLEY. 461 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,999 WHAT I DON'T HAVE IS BILL COSBY. 462 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,999 HE'S KIDNAPPED ALL THE BLACK STARS, AND I CAN'T FIND HIM. 463 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,999 >> YOU LOOKIN' FOR BILL? 464 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,999 ME AND BILL GO WAY BACK TO THE DAYS OF FUCKIN' BUT THE ONLY 465 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,999 PROBLEM WAS, HE WASN'T DOIN' NO FUCKIN' 466 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,999 IN FACT, HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT FUCKIN' 467 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,999 SHIT, THAT'S MY WHOLE ACT. 468 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,999 >> Black Dynamite: SO, YOU CAN SHOW ME WHERE TO FIND HIM SO 469 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,999 THAT BLACK DYNAMITE CAN PROVE TO HIS COMMUNITY HE'S THE REAL 470 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,999 BAD-ASS ACTION HERO HE KNOWS HE IS? 471 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:31,999 >> OF COURSE, BABY. 472 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,999 >> Black Dynamite: THANK YOU, MOMS MABLEY. 473 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,999 >> RIGHT AFTER YOU THROW ME ONE RIGHT QUICK. 474 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,999 >> Black Dynamite: WHAT? 475 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,999 >> HEY, WITH GREAT DICK COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. 476 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,999 [ LAUGHS ] >> Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT, 477 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,999 COME ON, LET'S HURRY THIS SHIT UP. 478 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,000 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> AAH! 479 00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:47,999 >> NO! NO! NO! 480 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,999 NOW, WHERE IS COCKROACH? 481 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,999 >> HERE I AM. 482 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,999 AAH! 483 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,999 >> NOW, YOU KNOWS I'M A FREAK, SO GET ON YOUR KNEES LIKE 484 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,999 "A WHORA," OR I'M GONNA HAVE YOU ON THE STREET SELLIN' THAT 485 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,500 BUSH MEAT "DOORA" TO "DOORA"! 486 00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:03,999 >> THAT'S NOT THE LINE! 487 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,999 YOU DON'T SAY "DOORA"! 488 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,050 THE LETTER IS "R"! 489 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,999 IT'S "R," AS IN "ARE YOU STUPID?" 490 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,999 >> AAH! 491 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,999 "ARRA" MOTHERFUCKER "ARRA"! 492 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,999 "R." "R." 493 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,999 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, MOTHER FILTH FLARN? 494 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:23,999 "R." 495 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,999 >> KOO-KOO-KA-CHOO! 496 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,999 I THINK THEY'VE GOT IT! 497 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,999 I'M ALMOST DONE! 498 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,000 PAMMY, BABY, YOU ARE THE LAST ONE. 499 00:17:33,001 --> 00:17:34,999 >> YOU WANT ME TO STRIP? 500 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,999 [ LAUGHS ] COOL. 501 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,999 >> NO, I WANT YOU TO PUT IT ON! 502 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,050 PUT IT ON! 503 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,050 PUT IT ON! 504 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,999 [ LAUGHTER ] [ BOINK! BOINK! BOINK! ] 505 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,999 >> HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 506 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,999 THIS IS SO HUMILIATING. 507 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,999 BILL COSBY, YOU'RE A MONSTER! 508 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,999 >> YOU LOOK SO DIGNIFIED, BABY! 509 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,999 JUST ONE MORE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING, AND MY MISSION WILL BE 510 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,999 COMPLETE! 511 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,999 >> Black Dynamite: AHH-SUEY! 512 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,820 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> BLACK DYNAMITE, I'M SO GLAD 513 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:04,999 YOU'RE HERE. 514 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:05,999 >> Black Dynamite: UNCOVER THOSE TITTIES, PAM. 515 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,999 PLANETS THAT HEAVENLY ARE MEANT TO BE IN ORBIT. 516 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,999 BILL COSBY, YOUR HATE FOR BLAXPLOITATION IS ONLY 517 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,999 OUTMATCHED BY YOUR ZEST FOR REVERSE STRIP TREACHERY. 518 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,999 >> BLACK DYNAMITE, ARE YOU CRAZY, BUSTING INTO MY PLACE, 519 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,999 MESSING UP A PERFECTLY GOOD REVERSE STRIP! 520 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,999 >> Black Dynamite: BILL COSBY, UNHAND THOSE BLAXPLOITATION 521 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,999 STARS, OR I'M GONNA EXPLOIT MY BLACK FIST IN YOUR FACE, CAN YOU 522 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,999 DIG IT? 523 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,999 >> LOOK BEHIND YOU - IT'S SIDNEY POITIER. 524 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,999 >> Black Dynamite: YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO FALL FOR THE OLD 525 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,999 "SIDNEY POITIER BEHIND THE BACK" TRICK. 526 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:29,999 THAT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. 527 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,999 BLACK DYNAMITE'S BEEN AROUND TOO LONG FOR - 528 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,999 >> NOW, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU NEED TO BE REPROGRAMMED, TOO. 529 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:39,999 WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SCOWLING? 530 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,999 YOU ARE SCARING WHITE PEOPLE! 531 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,999 I WANT YOU TO SMILE! 532 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,999 >> Black Dynamite: I AM SMILING. 533 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,999 >> "I AM SMILING"? NO! 534 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,999 THIS IS A SMILE! 535 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:50,999 DUHHHH! 536 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,999 NOW YOU...WILL SMILE! 537 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,999 [ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ] >> Black Dynamite: YOUR ELECTRIC 538 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,999 BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION COULD NEVER WORK ON ME 'CAUSE I'M NO 539 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:02,999 ACTOR. 540 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,999 I'M A REAL BAD-ASS SHIT TALKING, ASS-KICKIN' MOTHERFUCKA 541 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,999 CAN YOU DIG IT? 542 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,999 >> NO, I CAN'T DIG IT, BUT YOU CAN DIG THESE FILTH FLAWRNS! 543 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,999 >> WHAT THE FUCK IS A FILTH FLAWRN MOTHERFUCKER?! 544 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,999 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> NO! NOT YOU! 545 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000 >> YEAH MOTHERFUCKER IT'S ME AND MY PUSSY THAT YOU 546 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000 WOULDN'T EAT. 547 00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:23,999 >> DOHHH! 548 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,999 >> YOU NO PUSSY SUCKIN' SON OF A BITCH, YOU ASS-FACE FUCKER 549 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,999 BITCH-ASS BUMBLE FUCK BASTARD, YOU CUNT FACE 550 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,999 COCK SMOKIN' DOUCHEBAG GODDAMN DICK WEASEL OF A FUCK 551 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,999 FUCK >> Black Dynamite: THAT'S IT 552 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:35,999 MOMS MABLEY, KEEP TALKIN' THAT SHIT 553 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000 >> YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A RIM-JOBBING SHIT SPITTIN' 554 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 BLACK COCK LIP-HAVIN' MOTHERFUCKIN' COCK SUCKING 555 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 SUCKIN SON OF A BITCH! 556 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,999 >> [ CRYING ] 557 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,999 >> Black Dynamite: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO WAIT YOUR ASS IN THE CAR? 558 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,999 >> SHIT. I CAN LEAVE YOUR BLACK ASS TIED UP IF YOU WANT 559 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,999 ME TO. 560 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,999 >> NOT SO FAST, MOMS MABLEY. 561 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,000 [ GUN COCKS ] GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER. 562 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,999 >> BROWN HORNETS! 563 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,999 >> Black Dynamite: MAN, I HOPE YOU ACTORS CAN ACT LIKE Y'ALL 564 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,999 CAN REALLY FIGHT. 565 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,999 >> JUST KEEP COOL. 566 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,999 I WILL HANDLE THIS. 567 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,999 >> HOO-WHEE! HOOP-HOOP! 568 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,999 HOO-WHEE! 569 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,999 >> Black Dynamite: JIM KELLY, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN. 570 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 ALL OF YOU, SIT! SIT! 571 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 >> GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER DAHHHH! 572 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,999 >> Black Dynamite: AHH-SUEY! 573 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,999 >> I JUST WANTED NIGGAS TO DO BETTER, BLACK DYNAMITE! 574 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,999 >> Black Dynamite: BILL COSBY, YOU CAN'T EXPECT ALL THE BLACK 575 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,999 COMMUNITY TO BE INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT, INSIGHTFUL, AND 576 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,999 HILARIOUSLY FUNNY COMEDY MEN, JUST LIKE I CAN'T EXPECT THEM 577 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,999 ALL TO BE SUPER-BAD, EX-C. I.A., PRIVATE-EYE, ASS-KICKIN' 578 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,999 MACHINES LIKE MYSELF. 579 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,999 BUT WITH BLACK EXPLOITATION MOVIES, AT LEAST MOTHERFUCKERS 580 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,999 CAN FANTASIZE ABOUT IT. 581 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,999 AFTER ALL, THESE ARE THE ONLY HEROES THEY GOT ON THE BIG 582 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,999 SCREEN. 583 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:58,999 AND EVEN IF HOLLYWOOD DID MAKE A BLACK SUPER HERO, THEY'D 584 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,999 PROBABLY MAKE HIM A DAMN HELL SPAWN OR SOMETHING. 585 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:01,999 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 586 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:02,999 YOU'RE RIGHT, BLACK DYNAMITE. 587 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,999 I'M SORRY. 588 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,999 >> Black Dynamite: WELL, YOU CAN STILL MAKE YOUR LITTLE COSBY 589 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:06,999 SHOW, BILL COSBY. 590 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,999 WHO KNOWS? 591 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,999 IT COULD MAKE A DIFFERENT WORLD FOR OUR PEOPLE IN TELEVISION. 592 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,999 BUT IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN WITH THESE CATS. 593 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,999 CAN YOU DIG IT? 594 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,999 >> DUG! 595 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,999 OHH! 596 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,999 >> IT'S "ARRA" MOTHERFUCKER! "ARRA"! 597 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,999 >> OHH! 598 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,999 >> WELL, YOU HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS. 599 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,999 THE "BLACKITY BLACK BLACK BLACK" STARS ARE BACK! 600 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,999 AND ONCE AGAIN, THE BLACK COMMUNITY HAS BIG BLACK HEROES 601 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,999 ON THE BIG WHITE SCREEN, THANKS TO THE ONE AND ONLY REAL HERO IN 602 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,999 THE BLACK COMMUNITY, BLACK DYNAMITE. 603 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,999 >> WELL, NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL, LET'S FINISH 604 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,999 THIS "BLACKITY BLACK BLACK BLACK" MOVIE ONCE AND FOR ALL! 605 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,999 AND ACTION! 606 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,999 >> I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THESE FILTHY FLAWRNS DID NOT WANT TO 607 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,999 CLEAN UP THEIR ACT. 608 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,999 WELL, MORE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR ME! 609 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,999 >> WHATEVER MOTHERFUCKER IS YOU EATIN' PUSSY OR NOT? 610 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,050 >> OH! SORRY! 611 00:21:56,051 --> 00:21:57,999 DUHHH! 612 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,999 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> [ LAUGHS ] 613 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000 >> [ GURGLING ] 614 00:22:04,050 --> 00:22:08,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47496

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