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Okay, Gladys sent us
for mosquito repellent,
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tick repellent, and black fly repellent.
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I miss New York, all we needed
there was chatty cabbie repellent.
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Well, if you see a handsome
lumberjack, get him!
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I'll go look in the meat section.
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Look, there is a handsome lumberjack.
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Oddly enough, in the produce section.
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Hi, I'm Emma. This is Zuri.
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And we have a friend named
Lou, who is really cute.
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I'm Noah, and I have a friend named
Steve, who has a nasty overbite.
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Have you seen the bevels?
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Did they open for One
Direction at Coachella?
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No, it's a tool for making furniture.
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It's how I make my living. Don't care.
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Hey, Lou. This is Noah.
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He makes furniture, you make furniture.
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We thought you two might like to talk.
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(Honks)
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Uh, that's Lou for, "Hello."
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the
city behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out with someone new
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♪ Then falling out of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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So, Lou, what did you think of that
guy Noah we met in town this morning?
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He's so sweet, I want to melt him
down and pour him on my pancakes!
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Well, turn on the burner,
because he's on our porch!
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(Gibbers nervously)
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Oh, no, she's talking like that
kid who got hit by lightning again.
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Why is he here?
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Because we thought you might
want to talk to him some more.
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But in complete sentences.
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I don't think I can do that.
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I mean, look at him. He's so...
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(Grunts and giggles)
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You'll be fine. Just be calm and cool.
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Right.
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Go. Go.
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Go. Move your feet.
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Hey, there, Noah.
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Good to see you again.
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She said calmly and coolly.
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Hey, Lou. Good to see you, too.
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Good to see you, too.
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She already said that.
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It's like watching a
kitten wander into traffic.
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This is an amazing chair!
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Very well crafted.
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Whoever made this thing really
speaks the language of wood.
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Actually, I made it.
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I speak oak, pine, and a little mahogany.
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Really?
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You know, I tried to learn
hickory, but it was too hard,
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because, you know, it's a hardwood!
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Lou, laugh!
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(Laughing)
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(Clears throat) So...
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Lou, would you like to go out with me?
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Yes!
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That means, "Yes!"
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Which is what she just said.
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I'll go away now.
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Hey, guys, check out this coin I found!
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Wow, this looks like real gold!
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Where did you find it?
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Under the tree by the
soccer field, where I nap.
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But why were you not playing
soccer with the rest of the campers?
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By the time I run across
the field, the game is over.
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Who needs that?
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This thing looks even older than Gladys.
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Check it out, Ravi.
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It appears to be an authentic Viking coin.
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Cool! Do you think it will
work in the gum machine?
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No.
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This could be priceless.
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Some historians believe that the
first Europeans to land here in Maine
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were Vikings, led by Leif Eriksson.
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Ya know, I think I do
remember hearing a camp legend
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that there was treasure
buried somewhere around here.
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Treasure? Treasure?
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We have to find it!
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But first we must do what
all great treasure hunters do.
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Buy an awesome leather jacket
and get a grumpy sidekick?
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Do not be ridiculous! I
was talking about research.
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So I guess all I need now is the jacket.
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Voila! My masterpiece.
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Well, don't I look like the
prize-winning pony at the state fair!
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I knew I made your chin look too long!
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(Knocking at door)
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That's Noah!
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Okay, Lou, come with me to the bathroom.
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Zuri, you get the door.
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Why can't I get the door?
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Because a boy should
always wait for his date.
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Hello, young man. I'm Miss Ross.
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I know, we met at the store yesterday.
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Don't talk back to me, son! Yes, ma'am.
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Is Lou ready?
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Let's not worry about Lou right now.
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Let's talk about you.
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So, where do you see
yourself in five years?
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Five years older?
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What's your relationship
like with your mother?
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Not great. She's in prison.
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Do you have a retirement account?
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I have a piggy bank.
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Lou!
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Help!
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Hey, Noah.
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I like your shirt.
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Thanks. It's my formal flannel.
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And you look beautiful, Lou.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Just have her back by curfew,
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or the next thing you'll be
carving is your own coffin.
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Don't worry, Noah, she's kidding.
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But just in case, let's walk fast!
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(Snoring)
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Learn anything yet?
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Only that Jorge has a deviated septum.
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Ravi, people have been trying to find
this treasure for hundreds of years.
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Maybe this is just too hard for you.
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Too hard?
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I will have you know, I once
calculated Pi to one thousand places.
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What do you have to say about that?
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Cool?
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Guys! Look at the picture I found!
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Is it a girl in a bikini?
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No, it is a picture of our
camp founder Jedediah Swearengen
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in a coonskin hat.
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Then I'm going back to sleep.
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No, Jorge, check it out.
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He's wearing a chain with the
same Viking coin attached to it!
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Which means...
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Jedediah must have had the treasure!
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According to the yearbook, the mess
hall used to be Jedediah's cabin.
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We should start our search there.
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Right after we buy our awesome jackets!
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I'm not giving up on that.
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I can't believe Gladys is making
us pick up her foot fungus cream.
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Yeah, we just got her
a bucketful last week.
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That woman has some funky feet.
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Lou, what are you doing here?
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I thought you were supposed to
be on your date at the Crab Shack.
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Noah changed our plans.
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He thought it would be more
romantic to make furniture together.
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Isn't that great?
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Yeah, because all those rom-coms
where they make furniture together
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are really awesome.
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Noah's the best.
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In fact, right now he's
getting us milkshakes.
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Hey, Noah. Lou was just
telling us about your date.
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Yeah, I think you forgot her milkshake.
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Uh... No, I didn't.
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We're sharing!
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We're even sharing a straw!
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That's so sweet!
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Mmm-hmm.
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Emma, do you smell something fishy?
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(Sniffs) Yes. It's probably the bait.
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No. I'm talking about Noah.
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I don't trust him.
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I think he's a nice guy,
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and you don't trust anyone. I mean,
you had your doubts about Ravi at first.
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I'm still not completely sold on him.
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(Sighs happily)
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Well, it's about time!
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You are 37 seconds
late. I was worried sick!
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So, Lou, how was your second date?
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Did you go to a nice
restaurant or a movie this time?
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Better.
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We made a coffee table!
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Well, actually, I made it and then
he put magazines on top of it.
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And tomorrow, he's taking
me to the lumberyard!
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Ooh, is that a trendy new restaurant?
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No, it's a lumberyard.
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His truck is broken, and he
needs someone to carry the wood.
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So romantic.
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You know what, Zuri?
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I'm starting to think Noah may
be using Lou for free labor!
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Ya think?
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Of course he's using her!
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We have to tell Lou!
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You're right. We'll set him straight
tomorrow when we go to the store
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to pick up Gladys'
extra-strength dandruff shampoo.
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That woman needs medical help.
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I cannot believe we are
on a real treasure hunt!
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And yet, still no jacket.
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So, Xander, have you ever noticed
anything unusual in the mess hall?
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Only that the ratatouille
is made from real rats.
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Oh, look! This board has my
initial on it, "X" for Xander.
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Or, "X" marks the spot!
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Jorge, come here!
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There's way too much
running in treasure hunting.
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Well, is there anything in there?
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Patience!
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Piece of wood...
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Dust bunny...
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What I hope is a dust bunny...
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Ah-ha!
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It is a Viking amulet
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and a note!
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"If you want to be rich from Viking loot,
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"climb the structure where people salute.
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"When you reach the
top, you are on your way.
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"Hold up this amulet at last light of day."
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What do you guys think that means?
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Ooh, the place where people
salute is the flagpole!
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Brilliant!
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So we must place the amulet at
the top of the flagpole at sunset,
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and it will reveal where the treasure is!
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We're gonna be rich!
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Yes, you can get your jacket.
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Forget that.
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I'm getting a convertible, so this
gorgeous mane can flow free in the wind.
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Okay, Lumber-jerk, you're in big trouble!
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Emma, I say we stick a squirrel in his
pants, and let nature take its course!
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What are you talking about?
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We know you've been using
Lou as free labor, you
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no-goodnik!
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Sorry for the bad language.
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Free labor?
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No, I really like Lou.
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Then why do you have her
building chairs on every date?
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Because my gramp-gramp is really sick,
and Adirondack chairs are his favorite.
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He just wants to spend his last
days reclining in comfort.
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We are so sorry.
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Can you forgive us?
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Of course.
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It is the carpenter's code to forgive.
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Okay, Zuri, let's go.
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(Phone buzzing)
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Oh, we forgot Gladys' dandruff shampoo.
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Great, I'll take 5,000 for the chairs.
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You are lucky to be getting
Noah Drake originals.
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And I am getting a new truck!
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But first, he's getting a black eye!
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All right, I'll make sure
everyone stays in the mess hall,
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so when you discover the treasure,
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no one else finds out about it,
and we don't have to split it.
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00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:21,442
Great.
256
00:12:22,745 --> 00:12:24,946
Ravi: Are you sure I am not too heavy?
257
00:12:26,882 --> 00:12:29,751
Nope, in fact, you're
lighter than the flag.
258
00:12:36,024 --> 00:12:38,860
(Gasps) Look, it is working!
259
00:12:40,529 --> 00:12:44,198
Wow, treasure and suckers?
260
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,767
Cool!
261
00:12:45,769 --> 00:12:47,902
(Laughing)
262
00:12:47,904 --> 00:12:49,871
What is going on?
263
00:12:49,873 --> 00:12:53,074
This was the traditional Grizzly
Cabin fake scavenger hunt.
264
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,809
There's no treasure.
265
00:12:54,811 --> 00:12:55,977
You just got bunk'd!
266
00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:57,145
What?
267
00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:58,312
Ahhh!
268
00:12:58,314 --> 00:12:59,881
Ow!
269
00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:03,451
Now, my pride and my pelvis are wounded.
270
00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:04,952
(Groaning)
271
00:13:07,422 --> 00:13:08,856
Hey, Lou.
272
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,727
I need to talk to you about Noah.
273
00:13:12,729 --> 00:13:16,130
Every time I think about
him, I hear birds singing.
274
00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:17,865
Maybe that's because we live in a forest.
275
00:13:19,434 --> 00:13:21,903
Look...
276
00:13:21,905 --> 00:13:24,305
Noah's just using you to make chairs
to sell so he can buy a new truck.
277
00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:25,740
Don't carve me to death.
278
00:13:26,842 --> 00:13:28,442
What are you talking about?
279
00:13:28,444 --> 00:13:30,344
I am so sorry, Lou.
280
00:13:30,346 --> 00:13:32,847
It just kills me to tell you this...
281
00:13:32,849 --> 00:13:34,482
But I heard him on the phone.
282
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,184
Well, you heard wrong!
283
00:13:36,186 --> 00:13:38,286
Look, Noah and I have something special.
284
00:13:38,288 --> 00:13:42,456
Our souls connect like a dovetail joint.
285
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:46,194
But don't you see, you're the
one doing all the connecting?
286
00:13:46,196 --> 00:13:49,697
What I see is that I'm
supportive of you and Xander,
287
00:13:49,699 --> 00:13:52,433
but for some reason, you can't
be supportive of me and Noah!
288
00:13:52,435 --> 00:13:54,969
I'm just looking out for
you. You're my best friend.
289
00:13:54,971 --> 00:13:56,904
Yeah, well, best friends
support each other.
290
00:13:58,006 --> 00:13:59,674
So, maybe you're not my best friend.
291
00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:03,683
So how'd it go with Lou?
292
00:14:04,818 --> 00:14:06,552
I don't know what hurts more,
293
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,589
that Lou said she's not my friend
or that I sat on her chisel.
294
00:14:17,164 --> 00:14:19,532
What are we going to
do about this Noah guy?
295
00:14:19,534 --> 00:14:22,001
I have a plan.
296
00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:24,637
Next time I see him, I'm
gonna US Open his head.
297
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:29,075
I have two fake passports
and a bag full of rubles.
298
00:14:30,878 --> 00:14:34,313
As much as I'd like to get rid
of him, and live in Moscow,
299
00:14:34,315 --> 00:14:36,082
maybe we should take a different approach.
300
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:39,085
I just want to approach his
lying face with this racquet!
301
00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:41,153
No!
302
00:14:40,993 --> 00:14:42,559
Come on!
303
00:14:42,561 --> 00:14:44,494
Zuri, leave the racquet.
304
00:14:52,436 --> 00:14:56,106
How is it you have one of these
at camp, but you don't have soap?
305
00:14:56,108 --> 00:15:00,844
Hey, my hair is my life.
306
00:15:00,846 --> 00:15:05,382
Xander, I cannot believe you would
try and fool me with another fake coin!
307
00:15:05,384 --> 00:15:07,284
How stupid do you think I am?
308
00:15:07,286 --> 00:15:09,646
What are you talking about? I
have the fake coin right here.
309
00:15:10,788 --> 00:15:14,057
Well, if that is the fake one,
310
00:15:14,059 --> 00:15:15,558
this one must be...
311
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,427
A real Viking gold coin!
312
00:15:17,429 --> 00:15:21,564
So that means there could be a
real treasure somewhere around camp!
313
00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:23,266
Oh, my gosh!
314
00:15:23,268 --> 00:15:25,635
We need to find it! But we
can't do it without your brains!
315
00:15:25,637 --> 00:15:27,871
Okay, okay... I'll help.
316
00:15:28,572 --> 00:15:30,473
I think he meant me.
317
00:15:32,043 --> 00:15:33,777
Jorge, just do whatever you did last time.
318
00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:35,145
On it!
319
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:39,716
(Snoring)
320
00:15:41,986 --> 00:15:44,154
I will stay here and study
these books some more.
321
00:15:44,156 --> 00:15:46,923
Xander, you go to the library
and see if you can find
322
00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:48,625
more about the camp's history.
323
00:15:48,627 --> 00:15:51,094
Right. Uh... One question.
324
00:15:51,096 --> 00:15:52,629
Where's the library?
325
00:15:52,631 --> 00:15:54,311
It is the building behind the science lab.
326
00:15:54,999 --> 00:15:56,499
Behind the mess hall.
327
00:15:57,902 --> 00:15:59,903
(Laughs)
328
00:15:59,905 --> 00:16:01,471
(Laughing)
329
00:16:01,473 --> 00:16:05,608
Good job, Ravi! He totally
thought our fake coin was real!
330
00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:08,078
Our plan is in motion.
331
00:16:09,113 --> 00:16:12,749
The bunk'd-ees have
become the bunk'd-ers.
332
00:16:14,018 --> 00:16:16,686
That did not sound quite as
cool as I thought it would.
333
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,824
Hey, Lou.
334
00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:22,859
Well, look who it is.
335
00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:24,928
Emma I can't-support-
my-best-friend-
336
00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:28,198
because-I don't-like-my-
best-friend's-boyfriend Ross.
337
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,000
My middle name is Evangeline.
338
00:16:31,002 --> 00:16:33,870
Listen, we came to apologize.
339
00:16:33,872 --> 00:16:36,239
You were right. We must have misheard Noah.
340
00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:38,274
Well...
341
00:16:38,276 --> 00:16:40,110
Thank you for saying that.
342
00:16:40,112 --> 00:16:44,547
And to make it up to you, we want
to help you finish the chairs.
343
00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:46,683
We're guessing Noah's not here.
344
00:16:46,685 --> 00:16:49,152
Yeah, he's getting a manicure.
345
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:51,254
He always wants to look his best for me.
346
00:16:53,524 --> 00:16:56,326
Anyway, we wanna make the chairs perfect,
347
00:16:56,328 --> 00:16:58,995
so we called Noah's grandpa
to find out what he likes.
348
00:16:58,997 --> 00:17:00,997
Awww, that's so sweet.
349
00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:02,741
Noah is always talking about how much his
350
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,597
poor, sick gramp-gramp
loves these chairs.
351
00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:08,805
Well, we have everything in these bags
352
00:17:08,807 --> 00:17:11,941
to make him the happiest dying
gramp-gramp in all of Maine!
353
00:17:16,981 --> 00:17:19,082
So after extensive research,
354
00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:23,019
I have discovered that Jedediah's
grandson, Tobias Swearengen,
355
00:17:23,021 --> 00:17:25,655
installed an elaborate sewage system.
356
00:17:25,657 --> 00:17:27,991
Well, he did a terrible job.
357
00:17:27,993 --> 00:17:30,326
Every time I go it's a triple-flusher!
358
00:17:31,996 --> 00:17:33,797
I don't think you can blame him for that.
359
00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:38,768
So, Ravi, what does this
have to do with the treasure?
360
00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:40,270
Take a look at this.
361
00:17:41,672 --> 00:17:43,039
Xander: That guy looks rich.
362
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:44,240
Ravi: Exactly.
363
00:17:44,242 --> 00:17:47,210
A little too rich for a
mere summer camp owner.
364
00:17:47,212 --> 00:17:49,345
So Tobias may have been
living off the treasure!
365
00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:52,115
But he probably spent it all.
366
00:17:52,117 --> 00:17:53,883
I don't think so.
367
00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:56,453
He died right after this was taken.
368
00:17:56,455 --> 00:17:58,721
The lesson being, you should
never pose for a picture
369
00:17:58,723 --> 00:18:00,363
while standing in the middle of the road.
370
00:18:02,193 --> 00:18:07,230
Anyhoo, when I looked at the schematics,
one sewage pipe is a dead end.
371
00:18:07,232 --> 00:18:08,965
So the treasure may be in there!
372
00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:11,101
Exactly! I will go in.
373
00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:13,536
I just need to overcome
my fear of the dark,
374
00:18:13,538 --> 00:18:17,574
and confined spaces and
pipes and spiders.
375
00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:19,142
Maybe I should do it.
376
00:18:19,144 --> 00:18:20,376
Good idea.
377
00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:27,217
Wow, these chairs will
knock Noah's gramp-gramp out!
378
00:18:27,219 --> 00:18:28,485
And hopefully Noah, too.
379
00:18:31,555 --> 00:18:34,057
Lou, what did you do?
380
00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:36,626
We made the chairs the way
your gramp-gramp wants them.
381
00:18:36,628 --> 00:18:39,963
How could he want anything?
He died two years ago!
382
00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:42,332
Oh, no! Let me comfort you!
383
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:46,970
Wait, two years ago?
384
00:18:48,105 --> 00:18:51,107
Ha! So he's already dead!
385
00:18:51,109 --> 00:18:52,442
I mean, I'm sorry for your loss.
386
00:18:52,444 --> 00:18:53,510
But you're a liar!
387
00:18:55,146 --> 00:18:57,981
I am very disappointed in you, young man!
388
00:18:57,983 --> 00:19:00,583
And to think I let you date my little girl!
389
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,855
Wait, you mean it's true?
390
00:19:05,857 --> 00:19:08,258
You only went out with me
so you could get a new truck?
391
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,926
No!
392
00:19:09,928 --> 00:19:12,262
It's gently used.
393
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,365
Yeah, well, you better start running,
394
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:18,368
or you won't be able to sit
in your "gently used" truck,
395
00:19:18,370 --> 00:19:20,170
because you'll have a butt full of nails!
396
00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:28,178
Lou, are you okay?
397
00:19:33,184 --> 00:19:35,218
You should've let me bring my racquet.
398
00:19:37,955 --> 00:19:39,856
(Laughing)
399
00:19:39,858 --> 00:19:42,358
Let the payback begin.
400
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,194
Shh.
401
00:19:44,196 --> 00:19:46,329
Grizzly 1 to Grizzly 2. How is it going?
402
00:19:46,331 --> 00:19:48,231
Ugh...
403
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:49,999
It reeks in here!
404
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,501
(Coughing)
405
00:19:51,503 --> 00:19:53,203
I just swallowed something...
406
00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:56,139
And it's not happy.
407
00:19:56,141 --> 00:19:59,075
Okay, you should be getting
close to the treasure.
408
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:04,314
You better hurry, because I have
to go to the bathroom real bad!
409
00:20:04,316 --> 00:20:05,715
(Laughing)
410
00:20:05,717 --> 00:20:09,686
No, no! Ravi, keep Jorge
away from the toilet!
411
00:20:09,688 --> 00:20:11,821
(Laughing)
412
00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:13,990
Guys, I think I found the treasure!
413
00:20:13,992 --> 00:20:16,593
Huzzah! Do not open it!
414
00:20:16,595 --> 00:20:20,330
Meet us at the Great Lawn so
we can all open it together!
415
00:20:20,332 --> 00:20:21,631
Got ya!
416
00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:23,666
(Gagging)
417
00:20:23,668 --> 00:20:25,735
Did you just swallow another bug?
418
00:20:25,737 --> 00:20:27,170
I wish.
419
00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:29,572
(Laughing)
420
00:20:29,574 --> 00:20:31,040
Here comes Xander!
421
00:20:31,042 --> 00:20:32,675
I got the treasure!
422
00:20:32,677 --> 00:20:34,911
And very possibly pink eye.
423
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,981
Time to get rich!
424
00:20:40,884 --> 00:20:43,586
Wait, what's this?
425
00:20:43,588 --> 00:20:45,421
A big sucker.
426
00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:48,191
Because you're a sucker!
427
00:20:48,193 --> 00:20:50,360
Now you have been bunk'd!
428
00:20:50,928 --> 00:20:53,062
Okay, you got me.
429
00:20:53,064 --> 00:20:56,966
So, the bunk'd-ees have
become the bunk'd-ers.
430
00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:58,968
Why does it sound cool when he says it?
431
00:21:01,472 --> 00:21:04,540
I'll take another one, but no straw.
432
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:06,342
It reminds me of him.
433
00:21:07,444 --> 00:21:08,711
Hey, Lou.
434
00:21:09,213 --> 00:21:10,713
Hey.
435
00:21:10,715 --> 00:21:13,049
I'm so sorry things turned
out the way they did.
436
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:15,618
Me, too.
437
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,420
I hope you're not mad at us.
438
00:21:17,422 --> 00:21:18,888
I'm not mad,
439
00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:20,590
I'm just...
440
00:21:20,592 --> 00:21:22,325
Embarrassed.
441
00:21:22,327 --> 00:21:24,327
How could I be so stupid?
442
00:21:24,329 --> 00:21:25,662
You're not stupid.
443
00:21:25,664 --> 00:21:28,431
Noah's the stupid one
for not appreciating you.
444
00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:31,000
You know, I should've known something
was up when I went in for a kiss,
445
00:21:31,002 --> 00:21:33,936
and he handed me a belt sander.
446
00:21:33,938 --> 00:21:35,838
I'd like to teach him a lesson.
447
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,675
You know, we have a
very deep lake out there.
448
00:21:40,577 --> 00:21:41,678
Thanks, Zuri.
449
00:21:43,514 --> 00:21:45,148
Are you going to be okay?
450
00:21:45,449 --> 00:21:46,716
I guess.
451
00:21:47,351 --> 00:21:48,518
It just...
452
00:21:49,253 --> 00:21:51,421
Really hurts.
453
00:21:51,423 --> 00:21:54,090
Hey, they don't call
it a crush for nothing.
454
00:21:55,592 --> 00:21:59,429
But I know one day, you
will find the perfect guy.
455
00:21:59,431 --> 00:22:02,699
And I know you guys will be happy together,
456
00:22:02,701 --> 00:22:06,102
as long as he can prove to me
he has a retirement account,
457
00:22:06,104 --> 00:22:08,071
and does not sass back.
458
00:22:09,473 --> 00:22:11,107
Thanks, guys.
459
00:22:14,478 --> 00:22:19,349
All I know is, you won't see me
falling for some guy any time soon.
460
00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:23,086
(Honks)
461
00:22:24,788 --> 00:22:26,289
Yeah, right.
462
00:22:27,725 --> 00:22:30,293
Okay, I took 50 showers,
463
00:22:30,295 --> 00:22:33,563
and I still can't get this
smelly sludge out of my hair.
464
00:22:33,565 --> 00:22:37,567
That might be because the water
comes from the same pipes.
465
00:22:38,569 --> 00:22:41,371
This prank gets better and better.
466
00:22:42,206 --> 00:22:44,040
Hey, joke's on you.
467
00:22:44,042 --> 00:22:45,708
I used your hair dryer.
468
00:22:48,312 --> 00:22:53,583
I must say, it was exciting to think
that there was a real treasure here.
469
00:22:53,585 --> 00:22:55,485
Too bad that it was not true.
470
00:22:57,388 --> 00:22:58,654
(Squirrels chatter)
471
00:23:02,159 --> 00:23:03,126
(Coins clanking)
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