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Bureau Underground vests!
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There you go.
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Everybody should know
that we're a group, right?
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Shouldn't this say "B.U."?
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I got a meeting
this morning over in Sonoma.
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Uh, we're having lunch in a windmill.
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Hey, don't embarrass me today, okay?
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Oh, my God, I think I just
figured out the universe.
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Space-time is folded within itself,
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infinitely, in layers of triangles.
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Well, that's a load off my mind.
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No, no, no. Don't you see?
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It connects to the Triangle Group
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that Ava found out about,
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the bugging... it's all connected.
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Hey, so, we're fired?
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Yeah.
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But I still have stuff in my desk.
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Me, too.
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synced and corrected by susinz
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Oh, yeah, fieldwork.
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Electrifies my brain. Can you feel it?
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Maybe not exactly the way you do.
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I'm excited to be working
in the big leagues, though.
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All right, listen up, people.
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Here's what we know.
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At 11:56 p.m.,
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Captain Mia Alvarez took off
from Mexico City, here,
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en route to Anchorage.
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Four minutes in, the pilot saw
a strange flash of light.
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She then landed here,
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over 2,000 miles
from the point of departure.
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A trip that should have taken
approximately five hours
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took four minutes and 11 seconds.
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So what the hell happened?
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Well, that's up to you
to figure out, today.
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FAA agents, you've got
the plane here to examine.
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FBI, the pilot is in a hospital
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and should be available for questioning.
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And I take it you guys are the B.U.
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- That's correct, sir.
- Uh,
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folks, if you're not familiar
with the Bureau Underground,
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they are our paranormal...
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experts, um...
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but apparently you guys are the ones
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who can pull magic out of a hat, so,
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if you have any idea
where I can find an assistant
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who doesn't fart in the helicopter,
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let me know.
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Get me an answer by 3:55, people.
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At 4:00, I brief the president.
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Let's go.
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All right, since Merv is out
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terrorizing the countryside
with his silhouette,
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it looks like this is on me.
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So let's get organized.
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I want...
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What is Bird doing?
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Bird.
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Get over here.
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Oh.
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- Yeah. This feels right.
- What?
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I thought you guys were
wearing masks of other people.
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- Track all this.
- Gentlemen.
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Leroy Wright, Max Jennifer.
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- Hi.
- Hello there.
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Hello there, I'm Alfie Corliss.
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If you're done with the black box,
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we would like a few moments with it.
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- You wanna have a few moments with it?
- Yeah.
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You're gonna walk on the beach with it?
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Nice, quiet dinner and then
slip your hand up its skirt?
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Maybe.
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Uh, no.
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We... I mean, we just want
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to study the flight data.
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Oh, right. I'm s... I am so sorry.
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I was very rude to you.
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Y-You want to check to see
if there's a ghost in the box?
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- Oh, oh. I'm so sor...
- Not real... that...
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Like, look, we don't have
the fancy detecting stuff
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that you guys have,
like the... like the backpacks
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that have, like, you know, CGI
effects and all of that stuff.
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But there's nothing spooky
in the black box.
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Okay, Shaggy?
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I see it, actu... um...
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You have to coax the ghost out
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- with ghost bait.
- Oh.
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Don't feel bad, don't expect you to know
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about the special bait.
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Seriously, though.
When can we see the box?
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Gentlemen, we're still
working with the box.
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We'll let you know
when we're done, okay?
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So why don't you go back
to the Mystery Machine,
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have your Scooby Snacks...
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...and we'll let you know
when we're done.
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Wow. Okay.
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Uh, we have some questions
for the pilot.
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Oh, oh, sure. Uh...
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Is one of them, "Were you Amelia
Earhart in a previous life?"
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Ha! Ha, ha.
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No.
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Let's have a little...
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Look.
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Oh, c-can you hold...?
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Yeah? Good.
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- Hey!
- Ooh... oh, hello.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Well, the, uh, engine's
a little high to look into,
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and the ladder, when you climb it,
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it makes you higher.
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Okay, Bureau Underground,
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I think you're aware that
you're not qualified to be here,
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so can you please just kind of...
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stay out of everyone's way?
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Thank you.
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I'd like to punch that guy
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right in the penis.
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You don't mean "kick him in the balls"?
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Well, either way.
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It was on Merv to tell us
we had to bring our own lunches.
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Well, perhaps he's getting us
a spread, maybe a Mediterranean.
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He ain't bringing
a Mediterranean spread.
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Let's just order a pizza.
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It'll take too long to get here.
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I'll be the problem solver.
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Bird, what are you doing?
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Uh, does anyone have any leftover food?!
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- Bird, no.
- Oh, my gosh.
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Dude.
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We forgot to bring food!
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Don't look at him.
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Don't look at him.
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Bird...
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He's collecting garbage.
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We got some crusts.
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Are you serious?
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Can we just go?
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I mean, how much more
humiliation can we take?
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- Here you go!
- I can't...
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Got an orange.
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No more humiliation.
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We are gonna solve this case.
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We are.
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They don't know anything
about paranormal.
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They have no training.
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They don't have dope sky blue
vests with the P.U. swag.
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Only we can solve this.
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Where is he going?
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Sneaking over into their area.
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Do they see him?
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Oh, my God.
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He's taking the black box.
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He's taking the black box.
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Yes, Leroy.
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- Yes... sorry.
- No, don't clap.
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Shh.
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You realize we could get
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- arrested for this?
- They were supposed to share.
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- This is on them.
- A plane can't go 2,000 miles
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in four minutes without evidence
of something abnormal.
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Linda and Barry, get to those engines.
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Slither on your bellies if you have to.
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It shouldn't come to that.
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They're quite high up,
but, yes, in principle.
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Great. Davey, Annie, Sasha,
get to that pilot.
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- I'll get to her.
- She'll wish she were dead.
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No, just be polite.
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Stay low. Stay sneaky. Go.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah, okay.
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Hey.
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Oh.
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Captain, what altitude were you at
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when you first noticed
the flash of light?
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Hello?
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Captain Alvarez, did it feel like
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you were flying for only
four minutes or five hours?
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Well, it kind of felt like both.
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- Okay, who is that?
- Captain Alvarez,
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do you still have your belly button?
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My belly button?
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You! Hang up right now!
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- What you got?
- I don't know. Look at this.
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There was an attempt made
to contact the airplane
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just before the pilot claims
to have seen the light.
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- Mm-hmm.
- But check out where the call came from.
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"RXD." That's an airport code. So?
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Well, there is no airport
with that code.
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Barry, what happened to you?
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This volcanic ash is
from the wing of the plane.
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The plane flew into a flying volcano.
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Hold up, something doesn't
sound plausible, but...
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There was no active volcano
on the flight path.
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There's a dormant volcano,
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but it hasn't erupted
for hundreds of years.
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Hey. There isn't an airport with
a code RXD, but there will be.
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Shedsrock Construction
has a permit to build one
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in Durango, Mexico,
with ground breaking in 2023.
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What?
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Oh, my God.
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Holy cow. Mamma mia.
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- What are you...?
- Leroy, mamma mia. Mamma...
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You took it.
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I'm sorry, did you lose something?
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You stole the black box from us.
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- What?
- You lost the black box?
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Katzenberg is not gonna be happy
about this.
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- Max.
- Yeah.
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- Guess what.
- What?
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- They lost the black box.
- They lost the black box?
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Yes.
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You guys lost a... How
do you lose a black box?
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Wait a second, maybe it's on your table.
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I remember seeing it on your table.
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Yeah, I bet you saw it on our table.
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You know what y'all should do,
keep an eye on the plane.
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Like, maybe put a boot
on it or something.
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- Yeah, or maybe a club.
- Yeah, The Club.
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- Those things.
- Yes. Very secure.
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- That thing works.
- It... totally.
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- It's a visual deterrent.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Use that, won't get stolen.
- Lock it up.
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Lock... it... up.
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- All right. D-Don't...
- Lock it up!
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- Lock it up! Lock it up!
- Don't do that. Do not do that.
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- Lock it up! Lock it up!
- How's, uh, how's cheerleading camp?
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Well... uh, I'm Director Merv
Minette. What's going on?
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Director Minette, your team here
stole our black box.
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Did you guys take the black box?
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- No.
- We did not.
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No way.
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Well, they said they didn't take it,
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so they didn't take it.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Um...
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You guys hear that?
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Some sort of dinging.
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Oh, my... That looks exactly like
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the one you guys had.
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You guys can borrow ours if you want to.
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Very unprofessional.
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Okay, okay. They were totally mean to us
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and they wouldn't share any
of their stuff with us all day.
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Yeah, and they made Bird
eat garbage. They made him.
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Oh, so they didn't play nicey-nice
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with the weird-looking kids
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who live in the dark house
on the corner.
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Okay, Merv, listen.
We just solved the case.
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Solved it how?
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The airplane dipped
through a fold in time.
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You remember the triangle theory
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I was telling you about, right?
Check this out.
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Holy Mother of God,
did you say this to anyone here?
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- Not yet.
- Don't.
257
00:10:35,225 --> 00:10:36,582
Not ever. We're gonna...
258
00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:38,850
we're gonna listen
to whatever theory they have,
259
00:10:38,886 --> 00:10:40,786
we're gonna nod our heads in agreement,
260
00:10:40,821 --> 00:10:42,721
and then we're gonna get
on our special bus
261
00:10:42,756 --> 00:10:44,263
and we're going home.
262
00:10:44,288 --> 00:10:46,657
But we have to tell Katzenberg
at the very least.
263
00:10:46,682 --> 00:10:48,849
Any one of you bozos says anything,
264
00:10:49,156 --> 00:10:53,792
even if it's a-a bing
on your triangle, is fired.
265
00:10:54,161 --> 00:10:57,229
Okay? No discussion. Fired.
266
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,867
It's nice to have him back.
267
00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:04,710
Then we discovered our next aberration.
268
00:11:04,745 --> 00:11:06,745
There were a set of keys
found in one of the engines.
269
00:11:06,814 --> 00:11:09,514
And based on the style
and color of the key chain,
270
00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:11,516
plus a little, rubber
flip-flop ornament,
271
00:11:11,585 --> 00:11:14,386
we created a profile
of a single, middle-aged woman
272
00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:16,883
who's never traveled
outside of the country.
273
00:11:16,908 --> 00:11:20,085
We think that this evid...
What is he doing?
274
00:11:21,003 --> 00:11:22,553
Excuse me.
275
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:24,411
Sorry, that's, uh, that's mine.
276
00:11:24,738 --> 00:11:25,871
Sorry, thank you.
277
00:11:28,769 --> 00:11:30,702
All right.
278
00:11:30,738 --> 00:11:34,706
Our theory involves a hacking of
our systems by a foreign power.
279
00:11:34,742 --> 00:11:36,718
- Now, the Russians and the...
- They're just telling Katzenberg
280
00:11:36,743 --> 00:11:38,821
- what they think he wants to hear.
- Disgraceful.
281
00:11:38,846 --> 00:11:40,479
...our missile defense system by hacking
282
00:11:40,547 --> 00:11:42,648
into our global satellite
imaging system.
283
00:11:42,683 --> 00:11:45,584
We think that this was
a successful test attack.
284
00:11:45,653 --> 00:11:48,587
Guys, I just
got a geothermal reading back.
285
00:11:48,622 --> 00:11:50,267
There's been a swelling at the volcano.
286
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,160
It's going to erupt, probably
within the next ten years.
287
00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:55,527
This is a smoking gun.
288
00:11:55,562 --> 00:11:56,828
Can you prove this thing?
289
00:11:56,864 --> 00:11:58,597
Well, yeah.
290
00:11:58,632 --> 00:12:00,073
...closer examination
of our mainframes could help
291
00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:01,633
- trace the country of origin.
- Come on.
292
00:12:01,669 --> 00:12:04,166
This, we feel,
is the only plausible theory
293
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,790
- given the evidence...
- Katzenberg!
294
00:12:07,775 --> 00:12:08,813
None of that is correct.
295
00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:10,794
No one here is telling you the truth.
296
00:12:10,829 --> 00:12:13,964
They're all terrified that
it'll make them look crazy
297
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,584
- because they're cowards.
- Look, there's only one truth
298
00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,653
that accounts for everything.
299
00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:23,217
The pilot claims that she
did travel for five hours.
300
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,836
En route, the plane was
contacted by an airport
301
00:12:25,861 --> 00:12:27,070
that hasn't been built yet
302
00:12:27,095 --> 00:12:30,775
and passed through ash from a
volcano that hasn't erupted yet.
303
00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:33,259
I'm not following you, son.
304
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,505
Time travel.
305
00:12:39,608 --> 00:12:40,827
Time travel.
306
00:12:40,852 --> 00:12:45,047
Look, time, i-i-it travels
through triangles, right?
307
00:12:45,072 --> 00:12:47,153
And as you reach the point of a triangle
308
00:12:47,178 --> 00:12:50,045
in accordance with the theory
of Gromov's hyperbolic groups,
309
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:53,554
two layers of time get
very close together.
310
00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:54,583
Very close.
311
00:12:54,608 --> 00:13:00,303
So close, in fact, that time
from over here goes boop,
312
00:13:00,328 --> 00:13:04,296
right into time from over here,
and then boop right back again.
313
00:13:04,321 --> 00:13:06,321
Just a quick boop, boop.
314
00:13:09,945 --> 00:13:11,945
What the Bureau Underground
is suggesting
315
00:13:12,014 --> 00:13:17,050
is that this plane went
boop, boop through time.
316
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,812
It's an interesting theory.
317
00:13:27,318 --> 00:13:29,451
I think this is something we can go on.
318
00:13:32,092 --> 00:13:33,455
But I do have one question, boys.
319
00:13:33,491 --> 00:13:34,606
Anything.
320
00:13:35,112 --> 00:13:36,618
Who ya gonna call?
321
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,057
Thank you, everyone.
322
00:13:45,469 --> 00:13:46,568
Oh.
323
00:14:03,731 --> 00:14:05,698
Hey, hairdo.
324
00:14:05,733 --> 00:14:10,035
Uh, we'll have a case of red
and a side of a case of white.
325
00:14:10,071 --> 00:14:11,804
Thank you.
326
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:14,106
Now, there's gonna come a point
327
00:14:14,142 --> 00:14:15,941
where you think you've had enough,
328
00:14:15,977 --> 00:14:17,042
but you haven't.
329
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,044
Not after today.
330
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,980
Um, but that's not healthy.
331
00:14:21,015 --> 00:14:22,982
It's not gonna be every day.
332
00:14:23,017 --> 00:14:24,984
But it's gonna be today.
333
00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:26,916
We need this today.
334
00:14:27,307 --> 00:14:30,396
Like they say in AA, one day at a time.
335
00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:39,832
I think we should say something.
336
00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:42,134
Remember the last time
you had that thought?
337
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,974
I can't stand it, either.
338
00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:49,865
Hey, what you drinking, Captain?
339
00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:53,977
Uh, this is a 2032 Cab.
340
00:14:54,605 --> 00:14:56,772
You know, I don't really like
the wines from our time,
341
00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:58,540
so I just reached
342
00:14:58,575 --> 00:15:00,709
into a magic triangle, and boop,
343
00:15:00,744 --> 00:15:02,577
- there's my wine.
- Okay.
344
00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:04,680
All right, we deserve
a little light ribbing.
345
00:15:04,715 --> 00:15:06,581
We were off base, shouldn't
have gone out of school.
346
00:15:06,617 --> 00:15:09,418
But you should know, there was
some real solid evidence there.
347
00:15:09,453 --> 00:15:13,590
Yeah, uh, bartender, can we get
another round, on us, please?
348
00:15:13,615 --> 00:15:15,132
Thank you. Thank you.
349
00:15:15,157 --> 00:15:16,270
No problem.
350
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,681
You know, I say things
for a reason, okay?
351
00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:24,275
I mean, I've known these guys
for a long, long time.
352
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,401
Yeah. We should have listened.
353
00:15:26,629 --> 00:15:28,088
Yeah, well...
354
00:15:29,242 --> 00:15:30,899
How about a toast?
355
00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:35,080
To the mighty P.U.
356
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:36,761
To the mighty P.U.
357
00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:38,383
Everybody knows
358
00:15:38,452 --> 00:15:43,537
that a mermaid
is half a beautiful woman,
359
00:15:43,562 --> 00:15:45,223
half beautiful fish.
360
00:15:45,258 --> 00:15:48,093
But it's a myth
361
00:15:48,128 --> 00:15:51,710
that the top half is usually the woman.
362
00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:54,018
They shouldn't have said that
about your keys.
363
00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:57,102
Oh, uh, they were a present
from my great aunt,
364
00:15:57,137 --> 00:15:58,503
for graduating primary school.
365
00:15:58,572 --> 00:16:00,871
They don't work. Strictly ornamental.
366
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,140
Oh, my God.
367
00:16:02,219 --> 00:16:05,762
Okay, I-I'm gonna be
nice to you tonight.
368
00:16:06,962 --> 00:16:08,179
Thank you.
369
00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:09,762
- You're welcome.
- Yes.
370
00:16:11,044 --> 00:16:13,912
You know, I got to hand it to you guys.
371
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:17,224
You came up with this-this wacky theory
372
00:16:17,457 --> 00:16:19,471
and you-you stuck to it.
373
00:16:20,798 --> 00:16:25,701
And you're right, those
other guys... bunch of cowards.
374
00:16:25,769 --> 00:16:27,795
I'm a coward.
375
00:16:28,962 --> 00:16:32,077
Did I tell you the time I hid
under a pile of dead bodies
376
00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:35,644
in the Mekong Delta from
a militia of nine-year-olds?
377
00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:37,250
Hmm?
378
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:38,608
First time I'm hearing of that one.
379
00:16:38,782 --> 00:16:40,207
Mm.
380
00:16:43,104 --> 00:16:44,553
Well...
381
00:16:47,978 --> 00:16:49,531
Good luck to you.
382
00:16:57,212 --> 00:16:59,245
What, we're actually fired?
383
00:17:00,141 --> 00:17:03,372
Well, you didn't think
the wine was gonna
384
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,574
turn things around, did you?
385
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:08,777
You know, if I changed my mind
every time I had six drinks,
386
00:17:08,812 --> 00:17:11,513
I'd have 4,000 wives.
387
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:17,431
So... You know, I'd say you have
to give those vests back,
388
00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:20,636
but... you've earned 'em.
389
00:17:22,963 --> 00:17:24,669
Huh.
390
00:17:25,237 --> 00:17:26,438
Huh.
391
00:17:27,276 --> 00:17:29,276
Can't get much lower.
392
00:17:35,082 --> 00:17:39,050
♪ Something strange
in the neighborhood ♪
393
00:17:39,086 --> 00:17:40,351
♪ Who ya gonna call? ♪
394
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,393
♪ Ghostbusters ♪
395
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,066
♪ There's something weird ♪
396
00:17:45,135 --> 00:17:47,903
♪ And it don't look good ♪
397
00:17:47,938 --> 00:17:49,204
♪ Who ya gonna call? ♪
398
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:52,007
♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
399
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:56,244
"Katzenberg!"
400
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,913
Good, right?
401
00:17:57,948 --> 00:17:59,247
♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost... ♪
402
00:17:59,283 --> 00:18:01,149
"Katzenberg!"
403
00:18:06,223 --> 00:18:07,923
♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost... ♪
404
00:18:09,012 --> 00:18:10,341
Oh, s-sorry.
405
00:18:12,248 --> 00:18:13,720
♪ If you're seeing things... ♪
406
00:18:13,745 --> 00:18:15,611
Boo!
407
00:18:16,114 --> 00:18:17,966
- Bye!
- ♪ Who ya gonna call? ♪
408
00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:20,101
- ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪
- Boo...!
409
00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:22,489
♪ An invisible man ♪
410
00:18:22,514 --> 00:18:24,547
♪ Sleeping in your bed ♪
411
00:18:24,572 --> 00:18:25,737
♪ Who ya gonna call? ♪
412
00:18:25,762 --> 00:18:27,762
- I know who.
- ♪ Ghostbusters... ♪
413
00:18:28,178 --> 00:18:30,912
I feel like if we hang out,
everyone's gonna talk.
414
00:18:30,948 --> 00:18:33,014
I don't have a problem with that.
415
00:18:35,471 --> 00:18:37,304
♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost... ♪
416
00:18:37,339 --> 00:18:38,372
Cheers.
417
00:18:43,895 --> 00:18:45,212
♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost. ♪
418
00:18:45,247 --> 00:18:46,280
Oh!
419
00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:03,621
I think if my math is right,
420
00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:07,648
I had 26 glasses of wine.
421
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,140
- Guess what.
- Hmm.
422
00:19:12,209 --> 00:19:14,042
I hate these powder blue vests more
423
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,978
than anything I've ever seen.
424
00:19:17,047 --> 00:19:19,238
But you're wearing
the hell out of yours.
425
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,478
Well, you look like
a greeter from Best Buy.
426
00:19:22,986 --> 00:19:25,787
Like, I want to buy
a Blu-ray player from you.
427
00:19:25,869 --> 00:19:28,227
I'll sell you a Blu-ray player.
428
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:30,418
Well, let's sell each other
Blu-ray players.
429
00:19:30,443 --> 00:19:32,109
That's some weird-ass flirting.
430
00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:33,294
Yeah.
431
00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:41,759
Hey, nice penis.
432
00:19:49,913 --> 00:19:51,451
Are you...
433
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:54,983
Are you me?
434
00:19:55,418 --> 00:19:56,738
Yeah.
435
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,963
From about 20 years from now.
436
00:20:00,277 --> 00:20:01,729
How?
437
00:20:01,754 --> 00:20:03,076
No, you're too drunk.
438
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:04,667
Now, give me that fleece.
439
00:20:04,692 --> 00:20:06,003
You're just gonna lose it.
440
00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:08,249
Are you cold or something?
441
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,369
Come on, now.
442
00:20:09,394 --> 00:20:10,756
Just remember to give it back.
443
00:20:10,781 --> 00:20:11,880
Just kidding.
444
00:20:13,904 --> 00:20:15,136
Oh.
445
00:20:17,515 --> 00:20:20,804
You see, now this ends up
not being so embarrassing,
446
00:20:20,829 --> 00:20:23,239
because you get a job teaching physics
447
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,514
at Pyongyang University.
448
00:20:25,539 --> 00:20:26,738
Go P.U.
449
00:20:26,763 --> 00:20:30,665
So my life actually ends up,
like, pretty good.
450
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,255
Yeah, it's... it's awesome.
451
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,412
Listen.
452
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,785
The reason I'm here.
453
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:43,085
You cannot, under any circumstances,
454
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:46,053
tell Katzenberg about the triangles.
455
00:20:47,924 --> 00:20:50,671
- Okay.
- You can't tell him.
456
00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:52,529
What he does with that information,
457
00:20:52,554 --> 00:20:55,039
- he tells...
- Yes, da, ba, da, do, bo, ba.
458
00:20:55,064 --> 00:20:56,332
I hear you.
459
00:20:59,249 --> 00:21:00,879
Oh, look.
460
00:21:02,152 --> 00:21:05,139
I know you're going
through a tough time,
461
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:09,727
so if it helps, you're right.
462
00:21:11,128 --> 00:21:13,161
About everything.
463
00:21:15,098 --> 00:21:20,154
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