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♪ Ba-da-dum, ba-do-dwee-dwee,
Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-dweoh ♪

That's a lot of marijuana.

♪ Yeah! ♪

I started this thing
because I had all this land

and I went,
"I want to grow marijuana."

This isn't like grown in your
closet hiding from your mom.

This is like legal.

I'm an actor. I'm a singer.
I'm a dancer.

And now... farmer.

I consider myself a misfit.

And I created
a group of misfits.

It's like picking up stray dogs.

Ok, everybody. Hold hands.

This is what we do in my family.

Let's eat! Tomahawk is in.

He is the Illinois Alpha male.

He is strong,
passionate, driven.

He doesn't let up.
He's like a dog!

Let's grow some weed!

Judy:
I've known him since he was 11.

We all thought he was probably
going to be a plumber.

Jim: And it started out
like really great.

Then all of a sudden,
I realize...

♪♪

...my visions are way bigger
than reality.

Jim knew nothing.

[ Harmonica playing ]

Now they're going
to grow overnight.

Jennifer: He goes naked
in the river all the time.

He does say if you don't want
to see it, then turn around.

So that's exactly what I do.
[ Chuckles ]

Chris: I love my cousin.

I mean, he's probably one
of the warmest,

more spiritual people
that I've ever met.

He's really trying to make
this farm successful.

I think the operation
really needed some structure.

I came to visit here at the firm
about nine weeks ago,

and I've yet to leave.

[ Sighs ]
It's a big investment,

but I didn't do it
for the money.

I didn't do it for the money.
I didn't do it for the money.

I did it to feel purposeful
in my life.

The joy of being successful
at something.

And this is an opportunity

to be successful
with something that is healing.

There's a lot of cannabis
being grown today,

and we got six of the finest...

Cherry pie, black D.O.G. Og,

nilla wafer, lemon chiffon,

bubblemint,
and chocolate hashberry.

Dan: He's become very
knowledgeable of cannabis

and the good
that it can do in the world.

And once he gets his mind
on something,

never gives up
until it's come to fruition.

Jim: I have to believe.
I have to have hope.

I'm afraid that it just
might not work.

♪ Ba-da-dum, ba-do-dwee-dwee,
Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee-dweoh ♪

Okay, this is the secret vault.

Top secret research
and development.

This is where captain Jack's
strain is being developed.

Check it out.

♪♪

Here they are.

These are the mothers,

and Jack has grown these
from seed to flower

for over 40 years.

Look at these leaves.
They're fat. They're thick.

These look like
nothing else in field.

♪♪

There's a lot of cannabis
being grown today.

I need an edge.

Dan: So I introduced him
to captain Jack.

[ Laughs ]

Captain Jack is nuts!

Captain Jack, who in 1971,

went to the mountains
of Mazar-i-Sharif

in Afghanistan,
and he was gifted the seeds

from that mountaintop.

He knew that there was cannabis
in Afghanistan

that was like LSD.

[Echoing laugh]

Just a really great
creative strain.

And it's got medicine in it that

I don't think
any other plant has.

Focus on what's already dead
right now,

because that's what's
going to turn to mush.

If it's brown, it comes down.

We get yelled at for dropping
'em on the ground,

but we'll pick him up later.

I'm the oldest
mother[Bleep] here.

And, you know, I think
that I have

this little bit of a degree
of seniority,

which is not just egotistical,
but I think I've earned it.

Captain Jack was known as the
smell of "Saturday night live,"

and he was the weed dealer for
the whole cast during the '70s.

He was the one that was
getting them ripped.

The thing about
"Saturday night live"

is that Jack had
really good grass,

and I don't remember
much of what went on.

[ Chuckles ]
And I think they're connected.

Jim: Everything was going great
in my house.

John was
on "Saturday night live,"

one of the biggest stars
internationally,

and then the shoe dropped
and he died.

He played football.
He was a middle linebacker.

I know he had damage
to the brain.

As soon as alcohol and drugs
were available to him,

I think he went right
to medication.

In the 70s, if they knew what
we knew today about marijuana

and the healing benefits,

I think my brother John
would still be alive.

And always afraid that
when things are going good,

shoe is going to drop
and something's going to happen.

♪♪

♪♪

Okay, what's the drama
this morning?

I had an extremely bad morning
this morning with Ben and Alex.

I give them a list of work
to do each day.

They don't do it.

They choose to do
what they want to do.

They're going to leave
at 4:00 today.

The captain Jack plants
need to get sprayed at 5:00.

5:00? And they're going to
leave it and not be sprayed?

This is what
I'm trying to tell you.

I've known Ben since he was born
and forced him to straighten up,

go to college.

It's been like raising a kid.

Ben: Alex is my cousin.

And, you know,
I got him out here to work.

But I mean,
it's just really comes down to,

like, Alex is
a slack ass, you know?

[ Laughs ]

Um...

We, uh, definitely...

Um, I kind of lost where I was
going with that.

They're constantly above the law
because you give them that rope.

I don't give them that rope.

You absolutely
give him that rope.

You put them on a pedestal.
I can't control them.

I've known them since they
were born, Chris. Come on.

Jim: He thinks they're lazy,
they're this, they're that.

"You spoil 'em because you've
known them so long."

I mean, he may be right
a little bit.

Captain Jack. Captain
Jack. Captain Jack.

Captain Jack's plants
are important plants.

You know that, but...

I'll talk to 'em.
I'll fix it.

Fine. The next really big
problem we have is...

Adjectives, Chris.
Seriously.

You've got to stop
with these adjectives.

You put a false sense of drama

on simple problems
that have solutions.

The problem with Chris
is not only is he kind of

an anxious person, he feeds it.

He drinks so much coffee,

smokes so many cigarettes,

in the morning, it's always
"coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee,

cigarette, cigarette,
cigarette, cigarette.

I mean, he's got nicotine

and so much caffeine in him
all day.

It's like, "Chris,
try to go a day

without all that caffeine
and nicotine,

and let's see who you are."

All that caffeine and nicotine
that runs through you,

you're out of your mind.

My anxiety comes from him.

So easy with the adjectives.
Alright?

What's next?

Huge news.

Will you stop with
the [bleep] adjectives?

My phone rang this morning,
NBC local station.

They want to come out here
and they want to shoot the farm

and what you're doing here
in Medford.

That is huge.

♪♪

This is a spiritual place.

♪♪

♪♪

Sometimes I use this.

When I see something
with energy,

the chimes, that beautiful sound
just brings peace.

Oh, come on again.
Geez.

♪♪

Seriously?

They go along with it.

It's ridiculous.

Okay, okay, great.

Alex:
Those god-forsaken chimes.

If you chime everything, it
just negates all that chiming.

This is going to bring our farm
just great success.

[Both chuckle]

♪♪

I feel better now.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Sighs ]
Alright. Alright.

You let me lead this.

- Alright.
- I got it.

Alright, I'll watch and learn.

By the way, this is all about
your bitching about these guys,

so you have to make sure
you say something.

It's valid.

Hello?

- Hello?
- Hello.

How are you guys doing?
How's the grow going?

- It's going well.
- Yeah?

Yeah.

My understanding is you guys

left the leaves that you
pruned on the ground.

If those leaves had mites on it,

wouldn't you be reinfecting
the ground with the mites?

Don't you put them
in a plastic bag?

Yeah. We didn't get
to complete our job.

You didn't go back
to pick those up.

Why? Because the clock ran out
or the time ran out?

No.
Because we didn't have time.

Well, what I'm saying
is I just kind of sloppy.

Jim: They've made some mistakes,
and they won't admit it.

And I hate that when people
don't take accountability

for what they do wrong.

You can do the blame game.

But ultimate responsibility
is you not to reinfect

by leaving leaves on the ground
to come back and haunt us.

I'm concerned that you're going
to kill captain Jack's plants.

Here's the thing.
We lose your grow to something,

there is no risk on your part
because I pay you every week.

- Barely.
- There is...

- Oof.
- Barely?

[ Scoffing ]

Help me with this kid.

I'm not helping you at all.

I've already told you
how I feel.

You created this summer camp.
They're all yours.

Jim: I'm just so frustrated
with them.

They're just entitled.
How do you talk to them?

I think there's a YouTube video
on how to talk to him.

We got to look that up.

I think we need to do
some mirror exercises

to bring this back together.

- No.
- Come on. Let's go.

Come on.

Ben: All you can do is try
and work with the guy.

I want to see this place
succeed.

Big smiles.

But it's hard. It's really hard.

There's just something
about his face.

I don't know what it is.
[ Chuckles ]

Jim: I want you to mirror
what I'm doing exactly.

My face, my hands, my body.

And then you take over.

So nobody knows who's leading.

But we're all following
the same thing.

All right, let's start.

[ Birds chirping ]

Good.

♪♪

[ Smacks lips ]
[Bleep] You guys.

What happened?
I missed that.

I've tried. I've really tried
with these games.

They're just...

They're... they're bull[Bleep]
[ Sighs ]

I thought it was stupid,
and so did they.

♪♪

Cannabis. Marijuana.
Mary Jane. Ganja. Grass.

Whatever you want to call it,
it's cannabis.

Three elements of cannabis...
The,

that's what gets you high
or it makes you really low.

Cbd, helps with inflammation.

It helps with a little anxiety.

It helps you go to sleep.

Terpenes are the flavor.

Like when you take a sip of
wine, you go,

[sniffs] "Mmm. Earthy feeling."

But in cannabis, terpenes
adds to the entourage effect

the blending
of the three of them.

And captain Jack
has the best combination...

18 percent THC, 2 percent CBD,

4 percent Terpenes.

That's why it's so special.
No paranoia.

Feel really social.

And you can get along
with the wife.

I'm basing this business
on his captain Jack strain,

'cause I believe in so much.

Next week, another lesson.

♪♪

♪♪

What I've appreciated
about this whole thing

is that my brother-in-law

has thrown himself into this
and learned a lot about it,

it's farming,
and I think it's good for him

because he's always wanted
to be a farmer.

Battery's dead.

[ Clicking ]

And this acting thing
got in the way,

and he's finally found his...
You know, his passion.

[ Harmonica playing ]

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

I'm actually proud of him.

♪♪

[ Cowbell dinging ]

♪♪

Jim:
Okay, when the camera comes,

she's going to get
a little shot,

we want a little smile.
Let's practice a little smile.

Hi! Belushi farms!

That's good.
Nice to meet you.

So NBC is coming today, and Jim
basically had us all line up

military style,
checking everybody's outfits,

making sure we're all spiffed up
for the TV show.

♪♪

♪♪

- Hey.
- What are you doing?

Where's your shirt?
Look at you,

you got grease stains
all over your shirt.

Go change.
Go change.

This is a big deal.
This is for NBC!

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

♪♪

Captain Jack, couldn't you
have put on

at least a Belushi farms shirt?

I'm not going to wear
that [bleep] thing.

Okay, Jack.
[ Sighs ]

Jose. Ohh.
[ Smooches ]

Look at you.
You look good.

The camera's going to love you.

The news... here.
Let me put something on you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. That's it.
Hombre.

- Thank you.
- Look at that.

[ Sighs ]
Good. Good!

Very good, very good.
You all look really good.

The news crew should be coming,

and then we're going to be doing
a little interviews.

- Hey.
- Hey, what...

What is that?
You put a clown outfit on.

You couldn't find
a Belushi shirt?

Well, let that go, but I've
got some devastating news.

Come on with the adjectives!

Tell me what the news is.

Okay, the news is
that they called

and they're not coming to shoot.

The fall chicks are early.
It's a big deal here.

So they're going to
some farm to shoot it.

- The fall chicks?
- The fall chicks.

You mean the little chickens?

Yes, the little chickens.

It's a big deal here in Medford.

And they were all excited
when they called it.

They're here early.

So they canceled this
and they're going to shoot

the little chicks.

Okay.
They're not coming.

We're going to reschedule.

Chris, this is devastating news.

- Yep.
- Devastating.

I understand. Time for
an adjective on that one.

I'm never watching NBC again.

♪♪

Hello, girls!

They're all girls because,
you know, male plants,

they produce seeds,
and just like in the real world,

males are useless.

He talks to the plants.
He names the plants.

Jim: Well, hello, Louise.
Oh, my.

Look at your pretty bud
that you have, girl.

How does he remember
all of their names?

[ Harmonica playing ]

Heather, she loves the music.

♪♪

♪♪

Sh... Ben! Ben!
Ben! Alex!

What's up, Jim?

I was just looking for you.

About to head out of here.

Head out of here? What do
you mean, head out of here?

It's, uh, it's 4:00, Jim.

There's a schedule here.

You're scheduled to spray
Neiman, captain Jack's plants.

We moved that to, uh,
tomorrow morning at 6:00.

- You moved it to tomorrow?
- Yes.

But it's right here
in the schedule.

You're supposed to spray it.

We've got a doctor's
appointment.

With who? Doctor bong?

No, it's a real doctor.

- I'll do it.
- No.

No, I'll do it myself.

We can do it in the morning.

No, it doesn't need to
be done in the morning.

It needs to be done tonight.

And I will take care
of it myself.

Ben and Alex, just
do not understand the value

of this captain Jack strain.

Go on. Hurry up.
Okay.

It's important for the business
of the farm.

That's all there is to it.

Don't forget to shut
the lights off.

Yeah, shut...

♪♪

Kids.

Count on anybody but myself.

I know what I'm doing.

I'm a farmer.

A singer, I'm a dancer,
I'm a farmer.

I'm an author.

Oh, and I'm an actor, too.

♪♪

Jimmy is not just out there
to kind of make a quick buck

like a lot of the operators
have been.

He started from soil and seed

to stem to leaves.

He has researched this.

Look at this!

♪♪

♪♪

Captain Jack's strain
needed to be sprayed

with Neem in order to keep
the infestation off of it.

Good pH.

Neem is a vegetable oil pressed
from the seeds of the Neem tree.

It repels up to 600
different types of insects.

It has been used in India
for centuries.

It's safe,
a hundred percent organic,

and it works just great.

Okay.

Here you go, ladies.

♪♪

♪♪

Thatagirl.
Like a little shower.

This is going to
protect you, girls.

[Cellphone chiming]

Damn it.

[Clatter]

[ Gasps ] Jami.

Hey, darling.

What's on your head, boy?

Oh, it's a cap, you know,

to keep
the hair out of the plants.

- Are you all right?
- Mnh, no.

What's the matter?

Just confused. I just don't
really know what to do.

Like, I don't know if I should
go on this date tonight or not.

Date? You're calling me
about a date?

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Hello, good morning, everybody.

Look what I got really cheap...

A big gallon of cheese balls.

Break time.
Save it for break.

♪♪

♪♪

What the [bleep] is this?

Captain Jack plants.

240 burnt to a crisp.

That's what they are.

I left the lights on.

♪♪

[ Dramatic music plays ]

So he sprayed the plants
with Neem.

It's phototoxic.
Its heat sensitive.

So you have to spray it
with the lights off.

Not only did he leave
the lights on,

but he left them on all night,
frying everything.

Damn it!

Captain Jack,
the smell of "SNL,"

every dispensary in the states
waiting for it.

How can you do this?

♪♪

[Bleep] [Bleep]

- [Bleep]
- Damn it!

Jim!
Did you do that?!

♪♪

Anyone want cheese balls?

Yeah.

♪♪

Chris?

♪♪

♪♪

What an idiot.
I'm such an idiot.

♪♪

Captain Jack's strain
was my edge,

and I burned
captain Jack's plants.

I'm a loser!

♪♪

Why do I have to constantly
learn by the mistakes I made?

Captain Jack's strain
is not gone.

I have the clones,
but clones are infants.

And, you know,
not all of them make it.

So [sighs] there is hope.

I want this cannabis to help
people relieve their PTSD

and their anxiety and their
worries and give compassion

and empathy for each other
to make families strong again.

I got lots of other pot.

I got seven greenhouses filled
with some of the best strains

of California and Oregon
have to offer.

- There you are.
- What are you doing?

I'm packing up
for the trip, man.

Help me here.

Why are you putting 'em
in the bag?

Well, I can't take the glass.

They look great in the glass.

I know, but it's $150
for these things.

You break this on the road,
on a bumpy road,

the glass is going
to go into the pot.

We're going to lose
three grand worth of marijuana.

Fine.

Here. Pour it in here.

Yes.

I don't know. Captain Jack's
still not talking to me.

I just hate that.

Forget about captain Jack
this trip.

Look at all the beautiful
weed we have.

Look at this stuff.
That's gorgeous.

Cherry pie. My cherry pie.
My marriage counselor.

I'm a boots on the ground guy.

I want to meet and greet
everybody

who buys Belushi farms products.

Let's sell this.

♪♪

It's going to be good
because we can drive

legally with all this marijuana.

Isn't that amazing?

This is my baby, cherry pie.

Yeow!

My cherry pie is called

the marriage counselor.

Yahoo! Yeow!

Because it makes you empathetic,
compassionate, listen,

in the moment.

You can sit with your wife
and she can chatter, chatter,

chatter, chatter, chatter,
chatter,

and you think it's beautiful.

I'm excited.
Let's go to Portland.

Have you decided what you're
going to charge for it?

900 bucks.

The market out there is
500 a pound.

Come on. I'm doing
a personal appearance.

I'll take some pictures.
Sign some autographs.

It's worth it.

I'm basically
giving it for free.

The quicker we can get in there
and get the brand out there,

we need exposure.

We need to introduce it.

We need. We need.
We need.

You know what I need?

- What?
- I need a sandwich.

Yummy.

Where's the jelly?

We didn't have any jelly.

And what's this?
Do you take a bite already?

No.

Oh, I guess I did.

Let me.
I'll keep that one.

No, I'll eat yours.

[ Muffled speaking ]

I hope you know the Heimlich
because I'm gonna choke on that.

I do, but I'm not sure
I'll use it.

Yeah.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ it's the queen sitting here
and I don't stop ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ what? What? ♪

♪ Make my own dough ♪

♪ don't ask nobody for nothing ♪

♪ I'm an independent diva
with a style that you lovin' ♪

[ Cash register dings ]

There you go.

[ Inhales deeply ]

So this is the cherry pie here.

I mean, it looks good.
Smells good.

So I'm looking for
900 bucks a pound.

You know, I'm getting this
for $500 all day.

Really?

Same kind of good stuff.

Looking like this,
smelling good.

Yeah, but...

What about the Belushi label?

Yeah, I mean, you look
at all the people

that came in here, and, uh...

I mean they come in to see you,

then they turn around
to buy the cheap guys' weed.

What about that captain Jack
stuff that you told me about?

I would pay $2,000 a pound
for that stuff.

But for this right here,
I'd give you $600.

- Ohh.
- $600?

Not gonna haggle for $600.

All right, well...

I'm going to sell it
all day long

at the other dispensaries.

If they don't give it to you,
come back and see me.

Yeah, yeah, not going to happen.

But I'll see you maybe.

It's good to see you, bud.

- All right, man.
- All right.

Sorry.

- Let me talk to him.
- See what you can do.

- Let me talk to him.
- Alright.

Chris: So as the person
in charge of revenue,

I got to be sure
we have some from time to time.

Well, first of all,
we got to get a better bag.

This is like a Turkey bag.

It's not about the bag.
It's about the price.

Where are you going with $900?

They're not going to
buy it at $900.

You've got to go back in there

and you've got to talk to them.

Oh [bleep] that.

Sell it.

No, I'm not.

- Sell it.
- I'm not going to do it.

♪♪

All right, let me see
if he'll take it for $600.

See if he's got any coffee
in there, will ya?

- Coffee?
- Coffee.

Hi.
Is Remy still here?

- Yeah.
- Remy?

♪♪

This is what people care
about... this leaf,

and I had it with captain Jack.

I had this!

I had it.

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ oh, yeah ♪

♪ uh-huh ♪

Okay, so these are the clones.
That's good.

We got 240 of them?

Got them cut and stuck.

If we can nurse them along
and get them rooted,

we might have a chance.

Going to be about 10 days
of sweating it out.

I got almost everything resting
on this captain Jack.

If these die, he's never
going to give it back to me.

I'm constantly on the bubble
of anxiety

that I'm going
to lose this farm.

That acting thing
was much easier.

Memorizing other people's lines,

as opposed to growing
other people's strains.

You might have a point there.

[ Sighs ]

♪ Bo-bwa-bibba-bom-boom, ow! ♪

Chris: [ Groans ]

Yeah.

[ Neighs ]

Oh. Right there.

Ahh.

Oh, man, Kurien, if I didn't
have these massages,

I don't know what I'd do.

It's the only time I can relax.

Ohh.

Yeah. Just breathe.

Jim is a control freak.
He's relentless.

These are all uneven.

There is no relaxing period

from the time we're up
to the time we go to sleep.

Hold it, hold it.

Hold it, hold it.
Mr. Cleaner.

20 hours a day.
If we're up, it's work.

That's too big.
You cannot break that down.

I'm not done yet.
Take it easy.

Thank god I have the masseuse.

Yeah.

That's the Belushi knot
right there.

Ohh.

♪♪

- Mr. Chris?
- Yeah?

How about we play
my favorite video game here?

Where's Ben and Alex?

The problems we have with
Ben and Alex on a daily basis

is they don't show up on time,
don't take direction,

they come and go as they please
with their own schedule.

And then that puts me
in a position

where I have to answer
to the rest of the crew

on why these two
are so frickin' privileged.

No Ben. No Alex.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Winner.

[ Harmonica playing ]

[ Mooing ]

You did not like it?

I thought you guys
like the blues.

♪♪

[ Horn beeps ]

Guys, way too much friction
going on.

It's affecting the entire crew.

And I want you to tell me
exactly what's on your mind

and what the problem
is one by one.

Alex?

What is... where is it?
You know,

what's even creating this,
like, in your mind?

That's... you know, what...
To help me help you

respond to it, I suppose.

Like, what? What's bothering
you a little bit?

Thomas, you start.
What's the problem?

I'm here busting my sack
at 6:30 in the morning

while they're still in bed,

and they've got this attitude
that they're entitled.

I've been doing this
before they were born.

I put more time into this farm
than anybody else.

We got the number one
and the number two guy at odds.

How does... how does
that help us as a team?

What do you need Thomas
to do for you?

How can he help you?

By leaving.

Ben.

He and I want to run this place.
So that's what it comes down to.

They've got that attitude
since they're participating

that they think that they
should be running the show,

the participation award
for showing up.

I got to talk to Jim.

♪♪

Jim, can we talk for a while?

Yeah.

I want to talk to you
about Ben and Alex.

What? What now?

We've got to fire them.

- I can't fire 'em.
- What do you mean?

I've known 'em since
they were this high.

I can't fire 'em.

We've got a business
to run here.

Chris. Chris, come here.

Come here.

I can't fire 'em.

That kid is like me
when I was that age.

I love him a little bit.

It's hard. I know.

This is what I admire
the most about Jim.

Love.
More important than business.

Now let me be a farmer
and mow my field.

[ Clicking ]

[Bleep] Damn it.

Something is off
in the universe here.

We got to bring everybody
back together.

I know just how to do it.

♪♪

Good spirits come.
All bad spirits leave.

Attitude, attitude, attitude.

Cigarettes, leave your body.

He had some
local native Americans

build him a sweat lodge.

Basically, it's a four-foot hole
lined with cedar,

and it's just basically
a primitive sauna.

Angry spirits leave.

Being late to work
spirits leave.

Saging is like a reboot.

It's a cleansing
to remove bad thoughts,

negative energy.

[ Hawk cries ]

All right.
Nice and toasty in here, huh?

- Real nice.
- Yeah.

Alex, please, the drum.

[ Drumming ]

Everybody howl.

[ Howling ]

[Reciting chant]

♪♪

[ Rooster crows ]

♪♪

♪♪

Hey, Jack.

Clones look good.

Have they rooted?

- Jack... Jack?
- Get out of here, Jim.

- Get out of here, Jim.
- Alright. Alright.

Be mad at me,
but don't be mad at the girls.

Vámonos!

[ Sighs, grunts ]

I'm letting captain Jack down.
I'm letting the farm down.

I got to get balanced
to the center

to know
what's important in life.

You know what's
important in life?

Family.

[ Sighs ]
I miss my family.

I'm going to go see my family,
get the love that I need,

the support that I need.

And maybe I can forget
about captain Jack

until those clones grow.

♪♪

♪♪

Music's wrong!
Music's wrong!

Hey!

♪♪

♪♪

Amanda, Amanda, Amanda.

Amanda, the wrong music is on
in the greenhouse right now.

You got funk in the greenhouse
right now.

- Okay.
- In the morning

from 9:00 to 11:00,
it's Marvin Gaye.

At 11:00 to 1:00,
you can go funk...

- Right?
- ...Or blues.

You can't listen to funk
in the morning.

Right. Right.
That makes sense.

- Okay.
- Sure, I'll handle it.

Okay.

♪♪

♪♪

- Jim?
- What?

- What's up?
- Jim.

Hi. Come on in.
Have a seat.

Please.

- I just got out of the shower.
- Yeah.

- Can I change?
- No, take a seat.

Take a seat.

Jim, this is an intervention.

Everyone in this room
is gathered

because we're all concerned
about your decision

to go into cannabis farming.

Each person has something

that they'd like to share
with you today.

So if you could allow us
to speak.

- Who put you up to this?
- I can't tell you that.

But I just know that we
all are here together...

Megan, this is my house.
Who put you up to...

Jared.

What's up, man?

I feel that if you
keep doing this business,

my... my inheritance is...
It's going to blow up.

- What?
- And my college tuition

won't be paid for by you,
which is hard.

Because you usually pay
for, like, everything for me.

Thank you, Jared.
That was hard.

Larry?

Jim...
[ Chuckles ]

You know I support you
in everything you do.

So you're up for me doing this?

No, no.

I... I think it's a bad idea.

Know that I support you.
I just...

I just don't believe in you.

Thank you, Larry.
Eddy?

I don't represent farmers, okay?

Either you act
or lose my number.

Eddy?

Chris?

I'm way too confused.
I got to pass.

I pass.

Try to get together.

Jenny?

Jenny: You know, I'm your
biggest support system,

and I was at every Friday taping
of "according to Jim."

I totally support
everything you do,

but I just can't... I can't
support you in this.

I don't think it's a good idea.

Thank you, Jenny.
Jami?

You guys are seriously all
not in support of this?

I think this is the best idea
that Jim has had in a long time.

And we know he has
a lot of bad ideas

that he's not willing
to admit are bad.

But I feel for this one
that it's actually going to be

a really good thing for him.

And not only for him,
but for the entire community.

Are opiate levels dropping
in every single county

that marijuana
has been legalized?

Yes.

He's done
a lot of research on it,

and you have a connection to it.

You have a different angle
than most of the people

that are growing marijuana.

You know, his brother, John.
Think about it.

And I think that
if you're going to act,

you need to act right now.

- Yeah, act.
- I support you.

Well, thank you, Jami.

Jim, you've heard
all of our feelings.

How do you feel?

- I love you, Jami.
- I love you, too.

Larry: I love you, Jim.

Larry [bleep] You!

Backstabbers!

All of ya!

Oh, my gosh.

I am disappointed
with how it went.

After the first minute,
when we caught him off-guard

and he was in his towel,
I don't think he heard a thing.

What he's going to spend
the evening thinking about

is not whether he should
move forward or not,

but how long he should
avoid each and every one

of these people and how
he's going to punish them.

♪♪

- Hey, dad.
- Hey, baby.

Hey, how are you doing?

Oh, good.

Thank you for your support
in here, honey.

You were so lovely.
Thank you.

Yeah, that was rough.

Yeah. I felt a little alone
in there until you spoke.

Yeah.

Mnh.
I'm sorry you're upset, dad.

I'm alright.
It's going to be alright.

Everything's going to be fine.

I know it's going to be alright.

But, I mean,
do you believe in this?

Oh, yeah, honey.

You believe in what
you're doing?

Because if you do, then I do.

I just think the medicine
in this plant,

I just think it's a miracle.

I think it can really heal
people and families

and PTSD and my own trauma, it's
been helping me with, you know?

Yeah.

I just need an edge
in the marketplace. You know?

I just...
I killed the captain Jack.

Well, you could just use
something that you already have.

I am... Belushi, captain Jack.
I killed it.

Yeah. You're not using
blues brothers, though.

What about that?
I mean, you're a blues brother.

Your brother was
a blues brother.

Danny and Judy love you.

You know, if you could
brand it that way,

you could use blues brothers
as a brand.

It kind of goes with what you're
trying to do with the grow.

You know?
You're trying to heal

and you're trying to serve
a bigger purpose

and...

- A mission from god.
- Yeah.

Yeah, why not?

I think that could be...
I mean, that can be useful.

-That's more than useful.
That is genius!

♪♪

It was like she hit me
in the head with a 2x4.

- Yes!
- Yeah?

I could do blues brothers bud.

I could do rubber biscuit.

Alright, alright, alright.
Calm down.

You got to get permission first.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

And then you can...
You can... About it.

You know?

[ Laughs ]

I got too many thoughts
right now.

And like Jami said, settle down,
just get permission.

That's what I'm going to do.

Yes!
The blues brothers!

♪♪

We are the blues brothers!

♪♪

I'm going to ask Dan Aykroyd
to loan me the blues brothers.

Where is the legend
in your product

that can live up to the legend
of the blues brothers?

I'm going to Colombia!

♪♪

We went on a treasure hunt
for a seed

an hour and a half
into the mountains.

You from Santa Marta.

It's not Santa Marta gold?

I don't know where
the hell we are.

♪♪

If anybody can lead us to these
seeds, it's come to it.

Is this incredible, man?

There's 150,000 young Colombians
out here in the street.

I've never seen anything
this big and this amazing.

[Gunshots]

[People clamoring]

Gun shot off,
or someone said, "bomb!"

Yeow!

Let's harvest!

- Oh!
- The harvest party!

♪♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
The police are here!

♪♪

Thank you. Thank you all.