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-Okay!
Let's get a group picture!
-Okay!
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-What about you, dude?
-I am going to be in it!
Braden, Mac move to the left!
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No! The other left!
Your right, my left!
Okay!
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Ruby, move close to Braden!
No! The other Braden!
No! The other, other Braden!
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Good! Now, Tyler, move
farther from Further,
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Further, get nearer to the
other Braden, and farther from
the other, other Braden.
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Hurry up,
and take the picture, man!
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What is that?
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Whoa! I think
that plane is crashing!
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Did anyone get that?
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Come on!
Maybe, someone needs help!
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Hey! Are you okay?
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(ALL GASPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
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Wow! The sky is crystal clear!
It's incredible!
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No wonder there are
so many UFO sightings
out in the desert!
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There's no place
for them to hide!
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UFOs!
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
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You mean like alien visitors
from other planets
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coming down
to perform strange experiments
on terrified people?
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-And, their dogs!
-Come on, guys!
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Meeting exotic beings
from an another planet
would be exciting!
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There's no reason to assume
that all aliens are mean
and experiment-y.
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Like, I have a reason.
Hysterical fear!
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-I buy it.
-Relax!
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Not only is there no proof any
extraterrestrial
ever visited Earth,
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there is no proof any life
in the universe
besides us even exists.
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The last thing we need
to worry about is...
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Alien!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(THUD)
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That's not an alien.
It's just a guy...
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Aliens! Aliens!
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Who is screaming
about aliens.
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An alien!
What was it like?
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It was huge, and scary.
It attacked us!
I barely got away!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Isn't it possible that what
looks like attacking on Earth
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is really his planet's way
of saying, "Howdy, fellas!
I love your hoodies!"
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Well, there's only
one way to find out!
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Agreed!
Where did you say
this occurred?
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Out in the desert, that way!
Which is why
I am running that way!
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(PANTING)
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Sounds like a good idea!
Yeah! Great idea!
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(SCREAMING)
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BOTH: Cactus!
(SCREAMING)
Rattlesnakes!
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Chain saws!
Ravine!
(SCREAMING)
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(SPLASH)
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-BOTH: We're okay!
Chain saws! (SCREAMING)
-(CHAIN SAW RUNNING)
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-Whose idea was that?
-Not my idea!
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-That was a bad idea!
-Terrible idea!
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(ALIEN GROWLS)
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It is a flying saucer!
Hello! Anyone there?
Welcome to Earth!
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Otherwise known as
that big round thing
you crashed into!
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Don't touch that!
It might have space germs!
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Hello!
I think this fell
off your ship!
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I don't know about you,
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but I feel a lot better being
in the one place
I know is alien-free.
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Right here!
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(WATER DRIPS)
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Huh?
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BOTH: Alien!
(SCREAMING)
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Yikes!
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh!
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(HELICOPTER FLYING)
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(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
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You are surrounded!
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I am Colonel...
Aah! My eyes!
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SOLDIER: Sorry, sir!
I heard yelling!
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(STATIC) Attention!
I am Colonel...
Aaaah!
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(GROANS)
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-Lights on them!
-SOLDIER: My bad!
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I am Colonel Petersen!
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-You're to be taken in
for questioning.
-On what charge?
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-Suspicion of being aliens!
-ALL: Aliens?
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What? Oh, they yell
and no blinding lights on...
Aaah!
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-SOLDIER: Sorry! Me again!
-Okay! Forget this!
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Just pack up these aliens,
and their vehicles!
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Don't worry, gang.
This is all a big
misunderstanding!
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Let me talk to them,
and I will have this
all cleared up in a minute.
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-(HANDCUFF LOCKED)
-(DOORS CLOSE)
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(NERVOUS GIGGLES)
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-Like, where are they
taking us?
-Oh, I know!
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They are probably
taking us to Area 51!
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That's where they keep
all the secret alien stuff
they find!
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00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:05,305
Oh! All that Area 51 nonsense
is pure conspiracy theory!
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Yeah, I know!
And, check this out!
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In July 1947, an object
crashes near Roswell,
New Mexico.
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Roswell Army Air Field takes
possession of a wrecked craft
including alien bodies!
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Dismissed as
a high-altitude balloon,
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no connection with Area 51
was established.
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In 1955, a top-secret military
base is established near
Groom Lake, Nevada
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to study the aliens,
and their spacecraft.
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What's more likely is the base
is used to test new planes,
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and for hazardous
waste disposal.
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Velma, stop scrunching
my facts!
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In 1984, the security
perimeter of Area 51 was
expanded by 89,000 acres!
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And, because it's a top-secret
government base, they must
be hiding aliens!
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Well, whatever's an Area 51,
we are about to find out!
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Um, Mr. Army guy,
I think you passed Area 51!
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Oh, yes!
We are taking you to Area 53!
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That is two more secret
than Area 51!
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(LASER BUZZ)
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(GATE BUZZER RINGS)
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MAN: Um. Hello?
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Craig? Brad? I know
you guys are there!
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Whoa!
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-General Stall!
-Colonel Peterson!
Follow me!
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What are these kids doing
in my top-secret...
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What, what's that word,
means my base,
my secured location?
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-Facility?
-No. No. No.
It starts with an F.
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Facility starts with an F.
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Not facility.
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You know, it means like,
like facility,
but not facility!
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I am pretty sure facility
is the word.
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Either way, what are they
doing here?
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We found them at the scene
of a crashed spacecraft, sir!
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I believe that they may be
aliens themselves!
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We caught them just
as they took human form!
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I don't like it!
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If they turn out to be
innocent civilians, this could
be big problems for us!
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They need to be interrogated!
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This could be the start
of an invasion!
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Just look at their vehicles!
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Wait! Wait!
That's the automatic trap
and unmasker!
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00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:11,024
Ah! It is trying
to pull my face off!
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See?
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All right! I'll give you
one hour with them!
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(LIGHT SWITCHES ON)
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So, Mr. Jones,
tell me about the strange,
almost "alien"
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technology in
that van of yours!
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-What are you implying?
-What are you inferring?
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I am only inferring
what you are implying!
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And what are you implying
you're inferring
from what I am implying?
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Exactly what
you are inferring!
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Hmm.
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Okay, Ms. Blake!
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How many more alien crafts
are headed to Earth?
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What are your invasion plans?
I want all weapon schematics!
Defense capabilities!
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-The works!
-Wow.
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There is one scared
little boy in there!
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I know. Sometimes it feels
like all the hugs in the world
won't make it better.
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(CRYING)
You're right!
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Daddy never said that
I was good enough!
He told me...
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Get out of my head, alien!
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You had it all
figured out, huh?
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You copied our human features,
our human language!
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00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,017
But, you forgot
one important thing!
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-Shaggy is not a human name!
-Okay, fine!
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-My real name is Norvil.
-Aha!
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Aha!
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-Aha!
-Aha!
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-Aha!
-Aha!
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BOTH: Ahaaaa!
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Even if I granted to you that
extraterrestrials may have
visited Earth,
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which is highly unlikely,
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that still doesn't excuse this
bureaucratic exercise and
paranoid xenophobia!
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"Lay-blorp, I'm from space."
That's what you sound like.
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Okay, I'll ask you this
one simple question.
And, I expect a simple answer!
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Are you an alien?
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No!
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Good enough for me!
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Although they deny it, I am
convinced they are aliens.
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Except for the dog.
His story seems to check out.
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Aliens, huh? Are you sure?
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Of course! I mean,
look at them!
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They just look like an
ordinary group of kids!
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Exactly!
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I want those aliens and their
dog moved to a permanent
holding cell!
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Yes, sir!
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Did you find any clues?
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00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,221
No!
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As long as they think we're
aliens, we're never going
to get to the bottom of this.
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-(ALARM SOUNDING)
-AUTOMATED VOICE:
Security alert!
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-There is an intruder.
Security alert!
-What's happening?
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(SCREAMING)
I don't know.
That's classified!
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Everything's classified!
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(ALIEN GROWLING)
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Like, it's the creature
from planet Zoiks!
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Run!
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(GASPING AND PANTING)
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Wait! It's probably just as
scared of us, as we are of it!
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-Not a chance!
-Impossible!
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I'll show you.
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Greetings! My name is Daphne!
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh, that must be
how he says "Hi."
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(SCREAMING)
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Look, we're communicating!
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Aaah!
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(ALIEN SCREAMS)
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00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:19,978
Hey! You totally caught my
likeness in ripped
cloth and components!
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Good work!
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-Let's get out of here.
-Oh, come on! I think
I was getting through to him!
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(SCREAMING)
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Maybe that was
a friendly dismembering?
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(PANTING)
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Dead end!
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(SCREAMING)
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Look! Someone's
security badge!
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Someone must have dropped it
during the commotion.
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Great! So open the door
in all this commotion.
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Greetings, General Stall!
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(BANGING)
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(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
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-ALL: Phew!
-It's General Stall's card?
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-Maybe it's a clue!
-A clue that the alien
ate him!
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Why are you all so sure
the alien is bad?
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A better question is
why are you so sure it isn't?
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I don't know.
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I guess since I was kid,
I dreamed about
meeting aliens,
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and going on adventures
in a cool spaceship!
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Honestly, I usually left the
being-ripped-to-pieces
part out of my dream.
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Hey! I think this is
Area 53's hangar!
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I bet this is where they
brought the spaceship!
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What is all this?
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All this equipment is outdated
by any standards!
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I'd say Area 53 is due
for a tech upgrade!
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Looks like they tried
to get it, too!
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Request for newer,
better computers
all marked, "Denied".
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Hey, look at this!
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Daphne, did you manage
to hold on to that
228
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piece of wreckage you found
at the crash site?
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00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,053
It's right here!
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This is clearly a part
of this device!
231
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Maybe it's some kind of
outer-space technology!
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That could be what the alien
is after!
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00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,325
Like, maybe,
we should ask him!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(ALIEN SCREAMING)
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Run!
237
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,452
Okay! Everything's intact!
238
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,116
-(GROWL)
-Aaah!
239
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,127
(GROWLING)
240
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,225
Is the coast clear?
241
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,304
-No.
-(ALIEN SCREAMING)
242
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,608
(BEEPING)
243
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,853
Huh?
244
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,550
Whoa!
245
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,989
The device controls his ship!
246
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,261
Well, control
him away from us!
247
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,470
Oh, no!
The main thrusters
have been activated!
248
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,543
(SCREAMS)
249
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,083
Hurry!
Before the ship gets away!
250
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:41,978
Don't worry, Velma.
As it turns out,
some flying objects...
251
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,418
Can be identified!
252
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,194
(GRUNTS)
253
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,560
(GRUNTS)
254
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,967
-Oh!
-(EXCLAIMING)
255
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,943
This is harder than it looks.
256
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,568
It is even about
to get harder!
257
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,443
-(ALIEN SCREAMING)
-(GASPING AND PANTING)
258
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,477
MAN: This is personal,
isn't it? It's me, right?
259
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,515
(MAN SHOUTS)
260
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:22,921
(EXCLAIMING)
261
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,700
(BOTH SCREAMING)
262
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,642
Whoa!
263
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,483
(ALL SCREAMING)
264
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:47,046
Yay! I am accepted
by my peers!
265
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,721
BOTH: Daphne!
266
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,092
Aaah!
267
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,730
Hold on!
Zoinks!
268
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:02,525
-Oh, no, the controller!
-What about, "Oh, no, you"?
269
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,404
Oh, no, me!
270
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,271
They're in trouble!
Hang on!
271
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,739
Jump!
272
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,380
(SCREAMING)
273
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,424
-Go, Fred!
-You got it!
274
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,373
All right! I admit it!
275
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,625
I don't think that alien
wants to be friends.
276
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:45,613
It's time to grow up
and admit I'll never go on
a fun adventure with aliens.
277
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:46,605
Wait!
278
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,484
So, basically, you wanted
to run around
279
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,639
with a bunch of weirdos
in a fanciful vehicle,
280
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,748
and go on strange
and interesting adventures?
281
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,576
Yeah! Pretty much!
Silly, huh!
282
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:03,364
Um, Daph! Like, that's
literally what you do now.
283
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:07,026
-Every day!
-Oh, right!
284
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,457
Actually, I don't think that
alien is what it seems to be.
285
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,073
I am beginning to figure out
what's happening here.
286
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,636
-You see...
-Eeee.
287
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,095
What's going on?
288
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,814
Uh, guys?
289
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,035
(GUNS LOADING)
290
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,382
-What happened, Colonel?
-What happened?
291
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,554
Oh. They just destroyed
countless dollars' worth
292
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,193
of government
property and research!
293
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,418
I say we lock them up
down here forever, General.
294
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,164
For the benefit of Earth!
295
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,829
You know what I think?
296
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,497
I think they are just a group
of very curious kids who
were in the wrong place,
297
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,496
at the wrong time.
298
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,338
If we let you go, you wouldn't
tell anybody what you
saw here, would you?
299
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,835
-Like, of course not!
-What's to tell?
300
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,437
Um, technically,
if you do let us go,
301
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,310
we are protected by
The Freedom
of Information Act.
302
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,579
So we could tell anyone,
anything we want!
303
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:02,378
She's right! We can tell
the whole world about
the existence of the alien.
304
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,622
The cover-up is over!
305
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,516
What are you doing, Velma?
306
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,758
Like, is it to too late
to claim, I don't know them?
307
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,515
Who are you?
308
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,293
Sorry, General!
You know the rules!
309
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,632
We can't let them tell
the world what they've
seen here.
310
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,257
There'll be mass panic!
311
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,873
Ah. Sorry, kids!
Take them to
the security ward!
312
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:24,366
You know the extra,
ultra security ward.
313
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,371
The maximum
security ward, sir?
314
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,873
No. No.
Not maximum!
315
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,384
What's the word that means
the most, the highest?
316
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,537
Maximum!
317
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,454
Close, but more than that!
318
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,846
I don't think you can get
more than maximum.
319
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,348
Come on!
It starts with an M.
320
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,521
Monkey?
321
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,819
Do we have
a monkey security ward?
322
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,421
No, sir.
323
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,687
Ah, just bring them to
the maximum
security ward then.
324
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,666
(EXCLAIMING)
325
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,275
Zoinks!
It's back!
326
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,577
Keep him moving!
327
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,908
(ALIEN SCREAMING)
328
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,153
Sorry!
329
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:18,155
-(BOTH GASPING)
-(ALIEN SCREAMING)
330
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,399
(ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING)
331
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,655
(BOTH GASPING AND PANTING)
332
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,273
(ALIEN SCREAMING)
333
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,770
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
334
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,211
Follow me!
335
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,508
Head for the van!
336
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,620
(SCREAMING)
337
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,787
Freddy, now!
338
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:49,858
(VAN HONKS)
339
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,729
Yikes!
340
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,195
(ALIEN GROWLING)
341
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,304
Uh-oh!
342
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,744
(EXCLAIMING)
343
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,450
We did it, gang!
344
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,218
-We?
-What's going on here?
345
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:21,617
Colonel, you are about to find
out who your alien really is!
346
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,361
-ALL: General Stall!
-That's right!
347
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:28,297
The alien ship that crashed
was actually just
a remote-controlled drone,
348
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,655
dressed up to look like
it was from another planet.
349
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:35,273
I found that piece of the
control device Stall used to
crash the ship in the desert.
350
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,768
He crashed it near those kids
because he wanted them
to take pictures,
351
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,711
and present the evidence
of an alien invasion
to the world.
352
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,338
In the lab, when
the alien attack happened,
353
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,954
there was a security card
conveniently left
for us to find.
354
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,017
Stall left it for us
on purpose
355
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,846
because
he wanted word to get out.
356
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,391
But why? That would cause
pandemonium.
357
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:58,357
Maybe, but it would get
Area 53 more funding
and resources.
358
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,758
All your requests for new
equipment were being denied
359
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,400
because Stall never found
any real aliens.
360
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,367
That's what this is all about!
361
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,836
To frighten the people
and keep the funding coming
for his cushy job!
362
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,796
And I would have gotten away
with it too,
363
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,614
if it wasn't for those
meddling...
364
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,406
No, not meddling!
365
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,538
It starts with an M.
366
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:17,713
Meddling has an M!
367
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,280
What sounds like "meddling"?
368
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,409
Meddling!
369
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,623
No! No.
Complete the sentence.
370
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:23,915
"I would have gotten
away with it too,
371
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,486
"if it wasn't for you,
blank, kids."
372
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:27,546
Meddling!
373
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,594
Different M! Come on!
374
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,558
Take him away!
375
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,557
You know, like you'd say
if you were foiled by some
teens in the 70s?
376
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:34,790
Rhymes with beddling!
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