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** [ Girls' Choir Singing ]
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** [ Segue To Pop-Rock ]
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[ Girl ]
January 4, 1963.
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Dear Dennis: I've been
abducted by my own parents.
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They found out
what we were planning,
and now they want me...
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as far away
from you as possible.
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I'm not coming back to Chancery.
They're hauling me
and my horse...
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[ No Audio ]
to some all-girls' school
in Connecticut.
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They think I'll be safe
surrounded by high walls
and lesbians.
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This is the end of the world.
One look tells you,
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this place
eats the hairy bird.
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You know, you are going to love
it here. My great-grandmother
was class of 1903.
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So, I'm fourth generation
to go here.
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Both my mom and dad are
on the Board of Trustees.
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So, obviously, we believe that
Miss Godard's is the finest
girls' school in the East.
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This is Miss Godard,
who founded the school.
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- She looks like
an ax murderer.
- Indeed, you will find...
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the original ax on display
at the woodpile.
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[ Laughs ]
Hello, Miss McVane.
Hello, Abby.
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Kindly explain my joke
to the new girl.
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Well, one of the rules is
if you're late to class,
you have to chop wood.
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You must be
Odette Sinclair.
Welcome.
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I know it's a difficult
adjustment from a coed
academy to a girls' school.
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If I can help
ease the transition,
come see me in my office.
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Carry on, Abby.
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Who was that ?
Zorro ?
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Oh, that's Miss McVane,
the headmistress.
She really great.
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** [ Trumpet ]
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[ Girls Screaming ]
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[ Girls Shouting ]
Verena, Tinka !
You've got a new roommate !
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- [ Together ]
What ?
- She's from Detroit !
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- [ Together ] What ?
- We take the honor system
very seriously here.
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Miss Godard believed
that the girls should
govern themselves...
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in order to learn
to take responsibility
for their actions.
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- What's this ?
- This ? Oh--
[ Laughs ]
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I'm a monitor.
I'm on the self-government
committee.
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Elected nine times now.
So, I have nine stars.
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Taking a break.
You're absolutely
not allowed to smoke.
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Uh, where
are you going ?
To visit my horse.
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I was going to warn you
about your roommates.
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But now,
I don't think I will.
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She's got five pairs
of Pappagallo's.
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She's got a great stereo !
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Men on the floor !
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Come along now, girls.
Scurry, scurry.
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Will you get into your room ?
There's men on the floor.
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[ Girls ]
Hey, baby !
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* Walkin' the dog
[ Girls Giggling ]
You can't twist to this music.
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It's too slow.
* Just a-walkin' the dog
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[ Sighs ]
Now, there's no place
to dance, anyway.
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* If you don't know
how to do it, I'll show you
how to walk the dog *
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Ooh, this must
be the boyfriend.
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"Love, Dennis."
Ohh !
[ Giggling ]
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[ Both Gasp ]
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I did not give you permission
to play my records.
[ Needle Scratching ]
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Welcome ! I'm Tinka Parker.
And this is Verena Von Stefan.
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- Art thou perchance Odette ?
- Odie.
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- Those are my shoes.
- We always borrow
each other's things.
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I loathe and abhor
this place.
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I don't see how you can say that
when you're from Detroit.
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So, Odie, what are you
doing here at Miss God-Awful ?
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How come you had to
transfer from Chancery ?
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Oh, no doubt things were
getting too hot and heavy
with Dennis the Penis.
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Up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
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[ Together ]
What ?
[ Both Giggling ]
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- Say that again.
- Up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
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That's priceless.
Where did you hear that ?
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- I made it up.
- [ Bell Rings ]
- [ Together ] Dinner !
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Go back up
and sew up that hem.
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Hold it.
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Why, Abby and Susie.
Sieg Heil !
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Parker !
Take those off.
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Why ? They're not jewelry.
They're office supplies.
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Off. Or I'll report
you to Miss McVane.
[ Scoffs ]
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Abby, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
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So, what's she like ?
Mm, she could
be improved.
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We've decided not
to get rid of her.
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She's got a great
record collection.
Geez. Yum !
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Odious, this is Tweety Goldberg
and Momo Haines.
Hi.
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** [ Singing In Latin ]
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* Ignoramus
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* Purple Penis
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** [ Stops ]
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- Are you carrying
Dennis' child ?
- [ Laughs ]
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You can tell Tinka.
She's had four
pregnancy scares.
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- Four.
- Was it beautiful ?
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Do you actually expect me
to answer these questions ?
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But we're curious.
We all have our hymens,
except Tinka.
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That's enough.
Clearly, she doesn't
want to describe it.
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It's like hog wrestling.
Isn't that right, Odious ?
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Oh, I don't even think she's
done it with Dennis yet.
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Are you gonna eat that ?
[ Other Girls ]
Tweety !
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Where's my ipecac ?
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You hid it !
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No !
Oh, God !
I knew it !
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Tweety, no, no.
Give it-- No !
Let go of me, Momo !
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Tweety, don't do it !
Give me the bottle. Ow !
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Fine. Make yourself sick.
You're only gonna be hungry
again later.
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[ Vomiting ]
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[ Toilet Flushes ]
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She swallows ipecac syrup,
and then 15 minutes later
she heaves up everything.
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Ipecac causes convulsions
in the alimentary canal.
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Are you taking chemistry ?
Yes.
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Great ! Mrs. Dewey is
the most adorable teacher
in the school.
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She's gonna help me
to get into M.I.T.
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Who's your advisor ?
Mr. Dewey.
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Eew, Mr. Dewey !
Eew, he's a lech.
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[ Bell Ringing ]
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- Good night, Tinka.
- Good night, Verena.
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Good night, Dennis.
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Ohh ! Dennis !
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Harder ! Deeper !
[ Snickering ]
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[ Moaning ]
[ Giggling ]
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[ Thunder Rumbling ]
[ Giggling ]
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[ Odette ]
Dear Dennis:
I miss you so much.
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I'm perishing
in this penal colony.
I'm completely alone.
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My roommates are demented.
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Dear Mother and Father:
Today, I was elected...
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to the Security Council
of the model U.N.
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I'm so popular
I got to play Russia.
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Dear Mom and Dad:
Today was dress rehearsal
for Death of a Salesman.
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My roommate plays Willy Loman.
Ben ! A man has got
to add up to something !
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Dear Dennis:
Maybe I can escape from here
and we can meet in New York.
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[ Sniffling ]
[ Droplets Plopping ]
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[ Sniffling ]
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[ Knocking ]
[ Door Closing ]
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[ Sniffles ]
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Oh, good morning, Odette.
What can I do for you ?
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I'd like to know why
you turned down my request
for a pass this weekend.
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You wanted to go into New York
to see a horse show...
[ Sniffles ]
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alone and unchaperoned and
your parents worry you may
run off to meet some boy.
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I'm required to keep
you here on weekends,
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unless you're invited
by a friend whom they approve.
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[ Knuckles Cracking ]
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Dear, I can think of
no better cure for your...
[ Sniffles ]
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conspicuous misery
than to make some friends.
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Don't reject them.
They're not just girls.
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They're you.
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And if you get to know them,
then you'll be
discovering yourself.
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And that is, believe it or not,
as great an adventure
as the opposite sex.
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Thank you.
[ Sniffles ]
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[ Door Opens
And Closes ]
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For the most part, your papers
ranged from the merely adequate
to the completely vapid.
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With the exception of one.
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Miss Sinclair,
I congratulate you on your grasp
of Pan-European politics.
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Now, remember, ladies,
tomorrow's assignment will--
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- Verena, may I know
the reason you're so late ?
- Cramps.
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I wonder what would happen
to American foreign policy
if President Kennedy got cramps.
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Possibly, history has
already been influenced
by his bad back, sir.
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Please submit a paper tomorrow
supporting your thesis,
Von Stefan.
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Miss Parker, do you have
any views on this subject ?
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No.
Hmm.
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Plenty of room
but no views, hmm ?
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Oh. Just as I thought. Empty.
Tomorrow's assignment--
What ?
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[ Bell Ringing ]
review chapters
seven through 11 in the Palmer.
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Come see me
in my office after lunch.
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If I'm not mistaken,
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you show a genuine interest
in political theory.
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Yeah.
Kind of, I guess.
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I'm going to be attending
a series of lectures over
the next few weekends...
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in New York City,
which you might enjoy.
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I'm sure I can arrange
for Miss McVane's permission.
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And perhaps even
extra credit as well.
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New York.
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Between you and me,
Miss Godard's isn't exactly...
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a healthy environment
for an energetic...
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and...
curious young spirit.
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We wouldn't want
the hall monitors to catch you
with lint on your jacket.
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Girls have
been shot for less.
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I'm so fat,
I could die.
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Look who's here.
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Why, Odious.
Hi, guys.
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Oh, my God.
She's actually
talking to us today.
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[ Laughing ]
What happened
with Dewey ?
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- Did he feel you up ?
- He invited me to a lecture
in New York.
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You didn't say you'd
go with him, did you ?
He wants your bod.
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Ladies, it's time to put on
our thinking caps.
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Somehow, we've got
to get rid of him.
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But then we'd lose
Mrs. Dewey, whom we adore.
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Yeah. But if she knew he was
a pervert, she'd divorce him.
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Right. She's got
to see some proof.
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Like when my mom found those
pictures in my dad's desk.
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Well, uh, I thought that maybe
if I went to New York I could
sneak away and see Dennis.
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You don't need Dewey
to go to New York.
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All you have
to do is ask us.
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Laughing ]
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It's easy to get a weekend pass.
All you need is a letter
from your mother.
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Dear Miss McVane: Tinka will
be joining me in New York City
the weekend of the 20th.
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Blah, blah, blah.
So, what I need is a pass
that lets me get out alone.
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That's what it is. Tinka takes
the train into New York and
stays at my mom's apartment.
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She's in Europe
for the year and Tinka's mom
is in Boca Raton.
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Wait a minute.
So this is--
I do all the mothers' letters.
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Tweety wins
our prize every year.
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Miss Godard's girls
are very talented.
Let me see that.
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Guys, wait !
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How do you mail it
so it has the right postmark ?
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You mail it to one of your
friends back home, and they
mail it for you.
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Miss Godard's girls
are very organized.
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[ Chattering ]
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[ Engine Revving ]
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[ Engine Revving ]
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00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,618
[ Engine Revving ]
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Guys, I think
I'm in love.
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[ Girl ] Do you have
something I could--
Schoolmaids !
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Hi, I'm Snake.
This is Skunk, Groundhog,
Possum and Beagle.
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- We're the--
[ Snaps Fingers ]
- [ In Unison ] Flat Critters.
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00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,508
- What is this ?
- We're a photography club.
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00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,743
We take pictures of animals
who have been run over.
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Show 'em, Skunk.
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Eew.
Eew.
Eew.
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- Eew !
- I love this woman !
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She's everything anyone could
need. Poise and personality.
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Straight teeth,
rich parents.
Go away and leave us alone.
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Her name is Tinka Parker.
[ Purrs ]
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Tinka.
Her name is Tinka.
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00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:13,773
Now you are my dream.
And you can take away
my money, my food.
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00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,377
You can take away my home.
You can take away my car !
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00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,213
But if you take away my dream
I'm nothing but a--
[ Snaps Fingers ]
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[ In Unison ]
Flat Critter !
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00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:26,253
[ Woman Shrieks ]
What are you doing ?
Bring that back !
222
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,455
[ Man Shouting ]
Come back with that hat,
you little punk !
223
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,765
So, explain to me one thing.
224
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,434
[ Girls Chattering ]
Why can't I have you ?
225
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:44,204
Because you are
lower than dirt.
226
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:48,741
You're subterranean. You're
a townie, for Christ sakes.
227
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:52,345
I don't know you !
We haven't been introduced.
228
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,148
Is that how people fall
in love in your world ?
They're "introduced" ?
229
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:58,551
Come on !
How sad.
230
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,653
How tragic !
People like that are--
[ Snaps Fingers ]
231
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,356
[ In Unison ]
Flat Critters !
Eek !
232
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,392
Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo !
[ Girls Screaming ]
233
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,162
[ Man ]
Now, hold on,
you young studs !
234
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:16,269
Hey, Tinka !
Tinka !
235
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,271
[ Bell Tolling ]
So, do you really
dig that guy ?
236
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:22,542
I have
some dignity,
you know.
237
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:26,813
Odie, you're supposed
to wear the blazer on all
trips into the ville.
238
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,816
Didn't
you know that ?
Yes, I did.
239
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,085
But, actually,
I have a complaint
about the school jacket.
240
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:35,522
I find it a little too
restraining. Cuts off
flow of blood to my breasts.
241
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,191
- [ Laughing ]
- Five demerits.
242
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:42,095
You will stay in study hall
till bedtime every night
for a week.
243
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:46,733
By God !
What ?
244
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:50,770
What is that on your nose ?
You know, at first, I thought
it was just freckles.
245
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:54,707
But now that I'm up close,
I see. It is dried poo-poo.
246
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,645
[ Laughing ]
Now, does Miss McVane simply
pull down her underwear...
247
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,248
and bend over ?
[ Laughing ]
Six demerits.
248
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:06,153
- Eight demerits.
- Nine !
- Ten ! [ Barks ]
249
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,655
Arf ! Arf !
[ Laughing ]
250
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,593
That was breathtaking.
Thank you.
251
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,329
You really have
a fantastic way with words.
252
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,166
You should be a speechwriter
or a demagogue or something.
253
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,269
You think ? I mean,
I've always been kind
of interested in politics.
254
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,471
Excellent.
255
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,740
Odious, we'd like
to invite you
to join the D.A.R.
256
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,644
Oh, I'm not
a Republican.
Oh, I should hope not.
257
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,514
We'd like
to show you something.
258
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:43,723
Always make sure nobody's
looking, because nobody knows
about this door.
259
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,493
There's a door back here ?
Yeah. Last year,
I went behind this tree...
260
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,895
to hide
from the monitors
and I saw it.
261
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,699
This is the attic.
262
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,768
We're right under the roof here.
It runs all the way along
the school, you know.
263
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:59,339
From the dorms,
to administration,
under the theater.
264
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,641
Just about anywhere.
And the kitchen,
don't forget !
265
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,477
Wow-- That's all
she cares about.
266
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,580
Anyhow, we got
the place to ourselves.
Mostly.
267
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,683
The only people who come up
here are the maintenance men
once in a while.
268
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,553
They store old furniture and
stuff... and then we steal it.
269
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:17,224
So far, nobody's
discovered our secret room.
270
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,593
This is where
the D.A.R. meets.
271
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:25,232
Mmm ! We can get any
canned food we want to up here.
272
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,700
They store boxes
of it over the kitchen.
273
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,702
What exactly
is the D.A.R. ?
274
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,574
It stands for Daughters
of the American Ravioli.
275
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:38,611
Cold ravioli.
I think
it's better cold.
276
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:43,416
In the D.A.R., we share
our most secret dreams
of what we want to be.
277
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,453
Most of the girls
here at Miss Godard's,
278
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:49,556
they've got
all the opportunities
to become something--
279
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:53,460
a good upbringing, a good
education, they're loaded.
280
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:58,465
But, in ten years,
they'll be married
with three kids and two cars,
281
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,901
a colonial, a collie--
they're finished.
282
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,737
That's why it's called
a finishing school.
283
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:09,542
But we, the D.A.R., have
other plans for ourselves.
284
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:13,913
I'm going to become
a pioneer biologist and
find a cure for something.
285
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,249
I'm going to start
my own magazine.
286
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,919
Like Vogue.
I'm going to call it Moi.
287
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:24,891
-I'm going to be a psychiatrist.
-I'm going to be on the cover
of M magazine...
288
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,727
as a famous
actress-folksinger-slut.
289
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,431
And Momo will be my doctor
and Tweety will be my shrink.
290
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,668
We all pledge
to help each other
achieve our ambitions,
291
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:40,640
no matter how big or small,
for our whole life to come.
292
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:44,311
So now,
Odette Sinclair,
293
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:47,580
what is your
most cherished dream ?
294
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:52,285
I would like
to be an ex-virgin.
295
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:56,889
Your great ambition in life
is to lay with your legs
in the air like a bug ?
296
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,626
[ Laughing ]
I went home for Christmas
and I got a diaphragm.
297
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,762
Before I could use it,
my mother found it
and sent me here.
298
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,997
So now, all I want to do
is what I was about to
before I got caught.
299
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:12,439
All right. If you join
the D.A.R., we'll organize...
300
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:16,609
a secret "randy-vous" for you
and Dennis to meet at my mom's
apartment in New York.
301
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:20,012
- But how do I join ?
- First, you must undergo
a little test...
302
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,849
to prove your sincerity.
303
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,552
Which brings us to another
item on our agenda.
304
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,921
Yes.
Mr. Dewey has got to go.
305
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,724
And you can help. You're
the only one who has French...
306
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,794
in the same room
right after Mr. Dewey's class.
307
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,330
[ Bell Ringing ]
308
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,341
Okay.
309
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:03,122
Sinclair, your mother called,
but nobody could find you.
Where have you been ?
310
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,692
None of your
floppin' buggies.
311
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:15,435
[ Bell Chimes ]
Time's up, ladies. Please pass
your papers to the right.
312
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:27,814
- Package from home ?
- Yeah. My mom sent me a quilt.
313
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:41,461
Verena, why are you so late ?
314
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,463
You've missed
an entire period.
315
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:47,700
- You mean, I'm pregnant ?
- [ Classmates Laughing ]
316
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,737
[ Laughing Continues ]
[ Bell Rings ]
317
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:03,483
- Where's my briefcase ?
- Um, maybe you left it
in the faculty lounge.
318
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,419
That's impossible.
319
00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:09,589
By the way, sir, I'm sorry
but I can't go to New York
with you this weekend.
320
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:13,426
Hmm ?
Well, perhaps another time.
321
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:28,074
Good morning,
Mademoiselle Odette.
322
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,977
Comment allez-vous ?
Tres bien, merci.
323
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,014
Whose is this ?
324
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:37,517
Oh, let's see.
325
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:49,629
[ Gasps, Speaks
In French ]
326
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:52,532
Can you really
order this stuff ?
Miss McVane !
327
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:56,002
Oh, look !
This one has three speeds.
328
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,707
Call Frank Dewey in here.
329
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:04,777
So, where's you find
all that stuff, Verena ?
330
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:07,213
I stole it
from my dad's collection.
331
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:10,182
I found his secret
hiding place last year.
332
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:14,120
He likes anything
with whips and stuff.
Eew !
333
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,989
Guys, cool it.
The warden.
334
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,231
Sinclair and Von Stefan,
335
00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:29,235
you will come with me
to Miss McVane's office,
right now.
336
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:33,139
Verena, I wonder
if you realize
how hard it is...
337
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,175
to attract male teachers
to Miss Godard's.
338
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,811
They consider girls' schools
the bottom of the barrel.
339
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:41,113
We certainly don't
pay them enough
to alter their opinion.
340
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:44,617
So, we are
fortunate indeed...
341
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:47,286
to have Mr. Dewey
on the faculty.
342
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:52,659
Yes. He's a very good lecher.
I mean, teacher.
343
00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:56,996
There's some sort of conspiracy
afoot to discredit Mr. Dewey.
344
00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:00,867
He is upset. I have no proof,
but my instinct tells me...
345
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,202
that you are behind
this little gambit.
346
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,838
- What gambit ?
- Think of it as a tribute
to your talents...
347
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:08,074
that I suspect you.
348
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:13,212
Oh, you're very smart,
Von Stefan, but mainly
in the derriere.
349
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:17,283
Now, at Miss Godard's
we try to educate the mind
and not the buttocks.
350
00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:20,887
So, unless your smarts
begin migrating from
your heinie to your head,
351
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,923
the next time you find yourself
in this office will be
the occasion of your dismissal.
352
00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:26,292
This is so unfair.
I don't even know what--
353
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:28,628
I have asked Abby to keep
an eye on you and to report...
354
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:31,530
anything she construes
as misconduct.
355
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:36,903
- Yes, Miss McVane.
- Abby, you may return
to study hall.
356
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:49,281
Verena, when young people
of one sex are cooped up
for too long in a place,
357
00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:54,821
there is an unhealthy
disposition to plotting
and cruel mischief.
358
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:57,189
I really think you'd benefit
from a weekend away from here,
359
00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:02,629
yet I see that you've chosen
to remain on campus since
the beginning of the year.
360
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:05,698
I know your mother
is still in Paris,
but you have friends...
361
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,367
who would invite you
to their houses.
362
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,671
I love it here.
It's my home.
363
00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,640
No, dear, it's not.
364
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:19,912
I'm sorry about
your parents' separation.
Must have been a rough summer.
365
00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:24,784
Do you want
to talk about it ?
No.
366
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:28,087
I mean-- [ Sighs ]
it's an unfair world.
367
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:32,191
[ Plop ]
368
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:35,294
You may be right.
369
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,830
[ Sighs ]
On your way out, please tell
Odette to come in here.
370
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,206
Odette, sit down.
[ Sighs ]
371
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:52,779
Odette, I received a letter
from your mother requesting
a weekend pass.
372
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:58,084
- Yes. This weekend.
- However, your mother happened
to call this morning...
373
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:01,788
about a tuition payment and,
when I mentioned the letter,
374
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:04,857
she knew
nothing about it.
375
00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,959
[ Plopping Continues ]
376
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:10,329
Not a half-bad forgery.
377
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:12,865
I am referring this
to the committee.
378
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:17,870
Odette Sinclair,
the committee has decided...
379
00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:22,174
not to recommend expulsion
and give you a second chance.
380
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:27,079
However, you are grounded
for the remainder
of the school year.
381
00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:29,716
- I would like to rebut.
- You're not allowed
a rebuttal.
382
00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:32,251
It's a filibuster.
I have the floor.
383
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:35,421
- [ Abby ]
We don't allow that, either.
- What is this, a junta ?
384
00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:39,859
** [ R & B Ballad ]
385
00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:44,731
* I, I who have nothing
386
00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:49,068
- I'm grounded.
- I never leave.
387
00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:52,338
You promised to help and
instead you made things worse.
388
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:56,042
[ Scoffs ] Hey. We didn't
get rid of Dewey either.
389
00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:58,845
You can't collapse because
of some minor disappointment.
390
00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:02,181
You get tougher.
In the D.A.R.,
we have a saying:
391
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:05,384
"no more
little white gloves."
392
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:10,089
* I love you *
Come on.
Let's go out for a smoke.
393
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:14,326
We'll just have to organize
some way for Dennis to meet
you here instead of New York.
394
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,864
Somewhere private where
you can do the dirty deed.
395
00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:20,867
Is that possible ?
I'll think
of something.
396
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:25,938
I promise.
But it's a waste
of my mental skills.
397
00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:28,040
I'd rather be planning
your political career.
398
00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:31,443
[ Scoffs ]
You shouldn't
be thinking about sex.
399
00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:36,816
It's so trite.
Come on. I'm supposed to be
thinking about it at my age.
400
00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:41,954
Don't you ever ?
Why do you think my brain
is so swift and uncluttered ?
401
00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:46,225
Come on. There must
be someone you like.
[ Giggles ]
402
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:51,864
[ Sighs ]
Alas, I lust
for no one.
403
00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:53,966
Not even you.
[ Both Giggling ]
404
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,805
- [ Bell Ringing ]
- Tinka ! Tinka !
405
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,240
[ Motor Whirring ]
** [ Bongos ]
406
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:07,413
Tinka, the wind
calls your name.
407
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:11,450
And the pond,
and the trees,
408
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:15,087
and the--
pachysandra--
409
00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:18,991
** [ Bongos Continue ]
And the stars,
and the moon--
410
00:29:19,025 --> 00:29:23,062
You ! Pests ! Go home !
And the vines--
They all call your name.
411
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,031
Who's that ?
Tinka !
It ain't Gidget.
412
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:28,835
- I'll call the guards !
- You do that !
413
00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:32,571
Snake ?
Get out of here !
414
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:36,909
Tinka, come away with me, girl.
Tonight's the night
we're gonna get introduced.
415
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,078
No !
We gotta go !
[ Whirring ]
416
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:43,983
Tinka ! Tinka !
[ Guards Shouting ]
I know what you look like !
417
00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:48,054
Momo, are there
any Triscuits left ?
418
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:53,059
- No, Tweety.
- Oh, I'm so hungry.
My stomach is raging.
419
00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:55,862
- 'Cause you ralphed supper.
- [ Sighs ]
420
00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:59,999
I'm gonna
get some ravioli.
421
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:03,269
Tweety--
Don't get caught !
422
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:11,543
[ Gasps ]
423
00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:17,316
[ Groans ]
424
00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:21,854
[ Man ]
What was that ?
[ Man #2 ] Someone--
425
00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,860
[ Keys Jangling ]
426
00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:29,962
[ Lock Clicks ]
Oh, my God.
427
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,231
Who's there ?
428
00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:34,600
[ Miss McVane ]
I don't believe it.
[ Man ] What happened ?
429
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:37,636
[ Sighs ]
The ceiling has caved in
from the leak.
430
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,839
[ Man ]
This-- This proves our point.
It does not !
431
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:47,880
I think we're all making
a terrible mistake...
432
00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:50,449
not to consult
the alumni and parents.
433
00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:54,620
[ Man ] We make a special
appeal every year, and we only
get enough for Band-Aids.
434
00:30:56,455 --> 00:31:00,426
Eve Godard founded this school
because she believed...
435
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:03,495
that girls had a better
chance to grow strong...
436
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:07,166
away from the irresistible
domination of men.
437
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:12,404
She used to say,
"We build them up
so you can't tear them down."
438
00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:15,007
They come first here.
439
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:19,445
If we merge
with the boys' academy,
the girls will come second.
440
00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:24,450
They shouldn't have to learn
such a bitter lesson
at this crucial age.
441
00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:29,455
St. Ambrose is one
of the oldest and finest...
442
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,423
boys' prep schools
in the East.
443
00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:34,626
I have bailed
this school out
year after year.
444
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:38,297
But if the board rejects
this brilliant proposal,
445
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:41,433
I will cancel
my support.
[ Man ]
Page.
446
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:44,270
Now, may we put
this son of a bitch
to a vote ?
447
00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:47,306
All those in favor
of coeducation.
448
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,982
Hurry up !
449
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,717
Guys, listen to what
Tweety just found out.
450
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:02,955
[ Tweety Whispering ]
Miss Godard's is going coed
with St. Ambrose.
451
00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:06,225
- St. Ambrose Academy ?
- Shh ! We're not supposed
to know !
452
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,695
Next year !
Why ?
It's a disaster !
453
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,998
St. Ambrose boys
are so cute !
454
00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:14,700
Why can't we just--
This is the best thing
to happen since Midol.
455
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:18,370
Boys at Miss Godard's.
Oh, yeah. You would just go out
and greet them with open legs.
456
00:32:18,404 --> 00:32:20,539
Hey, guys. Now they're gonna
have to call it Miss Gonads.
[ All Laughing ]
457
00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:23,242
Goldberg, Haines.
Back to your room.
458
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:31,350
Not another blessed peep
out of the rest of you !
459
00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:40,359
[ Door Closes ]
The D.A.R. meets tomorrow night
after classes.
460
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:42,528
[ Girls Arguing ]
It's not
going to be okay !
461
00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:45,531
I'm not going
to get into M.I.T. now !
462
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:50,369
If I apply with a lot of boys
from the same school, you know
they'll accept the boys first !
463
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,571
That's not true.
Yes, it is !
464
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,573
[ Odie ]
All I ever hear
is girls complaining...
465
00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:57,509
how lonely and bored
they are, right ?
Oh, yes.
466
00:32:57,543 --> 00:33:00,346
[ Momo ]
Tinka, maybe. Not me ! I can
stand a little loneliness !
467
00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:03,382
This is a school !
We're all trying
to get smarter !
468
00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:07,319
If St. Ambrose merges with us,
instead we'll all be killing
ourselves to be cute.
469
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:11,657
Right ! Just imagine.
We'll have to wash our hair
every night.
470
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:15,127
We'll have to sleep on rollers
till our scalp bleeds.
471
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:18,030
Then we'll have to get up
at 6:00 every morning
for the comb-out.
472
00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:20,366
Your lungs will
be lined with hair spray.
473
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,801
Then, you need all this
equipment to push up the tits...
474
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,604
and blitz the zits
and spray the pits.
475
00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:28,140
[ Momo ] She's right.
Then-Then you stagger
into class...
476
00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:30,742
[ Groans ]
and you look perfect
but you're exhausted.
477
00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:32,778
You're too tired to even think !
But that's okay...
478
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:35,314
because the teachers,
they won't call on you anyway !
479
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,650
Also, you don't want
to be smarter than the boys.
They don't like that.
480
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:42,388
So to wake up, you drink
some coffee at lunch
but don't eat the food.
481
00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:47,126
-You'll be on a permanent diet !
-I'm not gonna change the way
I am 'cause boys are around.
482
00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:49,561
Oh, come off it, Tweety.
I've seen you at school dances.
483
00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:52,331
It's like The Three Faces
of Eve. You turn into
this simpering, fawning...
484
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,633
Verena. Verena !
wretch, and the whole next week,
we have to put up with your...
485
00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,435
suicide attempts because
your date didn't like you !
Verena, stop.
486
00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:59,471
Shut up !
[ Groans ]
Verena !
487
00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:02,108
Now, you've done it.
Don't listen to her, Tweety.
488
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:04,810
[ Odie ]
That was really
uncalled-for, Vagina.
489
00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:11,283
Look, Von Stefan. I know
you like this place the way
it is, but wake up !
490
00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:14,620
- It's not real life. Real life
is boy-girl, boy-girl.
- No !
491
00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:17,423
- Real life is boy
on top of girl !
- Would you two stop it ?
492
00:34:17,456 --> 00:34:20,259
- You should know that.
- Oh--
493
00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:23,162
Look. It looks like
this is going to happen
whether we like it or not,
494
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:26,098
so we're just going
to have to adjust.
Yes, we're gonna have to adjust.
495
00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:28,534
Where would we be now if
President Kennedy had said,
496
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,637
"Oh, well, we'll just have
to adjust to living
in the shadow...
497
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:34,273
- of nuclear warheads on Cuba" ?
- There ya go !
498
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:36,308
They're just boys, Verena,
not communists.
499
00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:39,578
Ha !
I'm not gonna live in
the shadow of the hairy bird !
500
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:42,114
Well, that's your prob.
You're afraid of boys !
501
00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:43,715
Order. Order !
Oh, you'd be afraid
of boys too, except...
502
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,218
Order !
you've got nothing
left to lose, Miss Tinka !
503
00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,554
- Prude !
- Tramp !
- Truce ! Quiet !
504
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:52,458
Come on !
Have some ravioli.
Oh--
505
00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:59,231
[ Sighs ]
Here's what I propose.
506
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:02,901
The St. Ambrose Choir
is coming down
for a dance and concert in May.
507
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:06,338
Obviously, this is a trial
to see if we all get along.
508
00:35:06,372 --> 00:35:09,841
So, we must make
the boys look so awful...
509
00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:12,444
the trustees will have
to cancel the merge
of our two schools.
510
00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:15,247
What do you mean, "we" ?
Count me out.
511
00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:17,683
You're in the D.A.R.
You have to help.
Well, then, I quit.
512
00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:19,651
Me too.
513
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:25,857
What about you, Odie ?
514
00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:28,327
Maybe it wouldn't be that bad,
having boys here.
515
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,230
I mean, it doesn't have
to be about sex, right ?
They can just be our friends.
516
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:34,833
- Just like we're friends.
- Friends ? Look at us !
517
00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:37,403
Just mention boys,
and everybody's a traitor.
518
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:40,639
So, are you going to stay
and help them with their
nasty little plan ?
519
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:43,842
Come on, Verena.
Don't do it.
520
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:53,285
It's pathetic. You all want
to sell out the school
because you're horny !
521
00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:58,657
[ Sighs ]
522
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:05,864
Well, the D.A.R.
is dead.
[ Sighs ]
523
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:10,636
[ Sighs ]
Long live
The Hairy Bird Committee.
524
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:15,974
Hear, hear !
Okay. Let's get some ideas
for the St. Ambrose dance.
525
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,610
How can we put them
in a bad light ?
526
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:23,382
What sort of boys
would your parents never
allow you to consort with ?
527
00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:26,418
Okay. Okay, well--
528
00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:30,589
If they were drunks.
Mmm.
529
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:33,425
Or sex fiends.
Good.
530
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:44,536
Good night, Verena.
531
00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:53,812
So what do you want
this time ?
532
00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:57,683
[ Sighs ] I need
20 pounds of sugar.
No problem.
533
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,018
And about two dozen
liquor bottles.
534
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:03,755
No. I don't want
trouble.
535
00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:07,426
I'm talking about
empty bottles.
Ah. Okay.
536
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:10,429
Fifty dollars.
537
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:14,766
Tomas ! Do I look
like I'm made of money ?
538
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,570
[ Laughs ]
539
00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:20,772
[ Liquid Bubbling ]
540
00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:27,879
It's ready.
Ahh. Good timing.
I need a drink.
541
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:29,748
[ Both Laughing ]
542
00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:33,819
Down the hatch !
543
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:36,288
[ Coughing ]
544
00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:40,559
Ohh ! Whoo !
[ Giggles ]
545
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,729
It's at least
a thousand proof.
546
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:48,967
Now, try it
with some apple juice.
547
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,070
[ Sighs ]
548
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:56,375
[ Coughs, Pants ]
549
00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:58,910
Momo,
you're a genius !
550
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:01,613
[ Girls Shouting ]
551
00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:10,722
Keep going, men.
Play defense.
Get ready for the bully.
552
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:17,396
This shouldn't be a secret.
You should tell all the others
about the school going coed.
553
00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:20,699
Throw the whole question
into debate.
You tell a single soul,
554
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,635
and I'll tell Abby Sawyer
about your plans for Dennis.
555
00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:28,106
I know what you're afraid of.
You're afraid they actually
might like the idea, right ?
556
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,443
And everything has
to be your way, no matter
what anybody else wants.
557
00:38:31,477 --> 00:38:35,080
You're a totalitarian.
[ Whistle Blows ]
558
00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:38,817
Come on, Verena,
the school going coed
is not the end of the world.
559
00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:42,988
You don't understand !
You don't belong here !
You don't deserve it !
560
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,959
[ Knocking ]
561
00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:54,065
- Abby, your parents
are downstairs.
- Oh, okay. Thanks.
562
00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:55,967
Have a nice weekend, Ab.
563
00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:58,069
Bye.
564
00:39:06,912 --> 00:39:08,914
[ Shrieks ]
565
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:16,154
What happened
to Abby Sawyer's hair ?
566
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:19,858
Someone put peroxide
in her setting lotion.
567
00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:22,961
[ Sobbing ]
568
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:27,533
They all hate me.
569
00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:29,568
Nobody could
hate you, sugar.
Page.
570
00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:32,804
- We'll be up in a second.
- Sometimes...
571
00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:35,907
I just want to tear off
all my stars and be
just like everybody else.
572
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,111
Abby Sawyer,
when you are at the top,
573
00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:43,782
there are always jealous people
who try to shoot you down.
574
00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:46,652
Well, you just pick up
your chin and you say, "pooh" !
575
00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:50,856
Now, when we get home tonight,
we'll put a nice rinse
on that hair.
576
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:54,526
Tonight ? I thought I was
going with you now.
Come on, Harvey.
577
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,997
- We have a meeting of the
Board of Trustees, lovey.
- But I'm all packed.
578
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:03,435
Abby, in a couple of weeks
you will understand what
all the mystery is about.
579
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:07,473
I can't even remember
what they look like.
[ Chuckles ]
580
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,542
Anyway, I think
it's important--
581
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:21,853
I'm here
to see my daughter.
Tinka Parker.
582
00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:26,157
Uh, dear, will you tell
Tinka her father's here ?
583
00:40:26,191 --> 00:40:28,860
Tinka's dad's dead.
584
00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:32,163
Excuse me. I think
I left my yacht running.
Hee-hee--
585
00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:35,701
[ Cackling ]
Get the guard !
586
00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:37,703
G'day !
587
00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:41,573
The plan needs
a final flourish.
588
00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:44,643
A dagger in the heart
of St. Ambrose.
589
00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:48,814
Do you suppose any of the boys
in the choir is related
to one of the trustees ?
590
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:54,019
Let's check the yearbook.
I think there's
a list of trustees.
591
00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,187
[ Boys Chattering ]
Uh, hello.
592
00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:59,958
[ Verena ]
Hello. Is this Mr. Frost
to whom I'm speaking ?
593
00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:03,128
Yeah.
This is Mrs. Mortimer Frost
calling from England.
594
00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:06,665
My husband has
just passed away
and left an inheritance.
595
00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:09,968
I'm trying to locate his heirs.
Are you, by any chance,
596
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:13,905
- Bradley Stoner Frost, Jr. ?
- No. He's my grandfather.
597
00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:18,944
Ahh. And your grandfather
is a member of the St. Ambrose
Board of Trustees ?
598
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:22,080
Yes.
Well, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
599
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:28,787
Yup. He's in the choir.
600
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,556
He's mine.
601
00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:35,561
* Let me in, wee-ooh
* Wee-ooh, wee-ooh
602
00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:38,229
* Ooh, wee-ooh
603
00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:42,200
* Wee-ooh, wee-ooh
604
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:46,605
* Ooh, wee-ooh
Wee-ooh *
605
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:50,275
* I can see the dance band
The silhouettes on the shade *
606
00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:54,079
* I hear the music
All the lovers on parade *
607
00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:58,249
* Open up
I want to come in again *
608
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:00,919
* I thought
you were my friend *
609
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:08,860
* Pitter-patter
of those feet *
610
00:42:08,894 --> 00:42:16,134
* Movin' and a-groovin'
with that beat *
611
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:23,709
* Jumpin' and stompin'
on the floor *
612
00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:27,746
* Let me in, open up
* Let me in
Open up *
613
00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:31,049
* Why don't you
open up that door *
614
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:34,586
* I hear music
Let me in **
615
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,722
The master race
has arrived.
616
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:42,794
Headmaster--
Headmaster Armstrong.
Yes.
617
00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:44,830
And this is Mr. Bert Chubb,
one of our housemasters,
618
00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:47,833
and Graham John,
our choirmaster.
619
00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:51,870
Uh, how do you do
and welcome to Miss Godard's.
620
00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:58,043
We've got about 80 dollars
in the kitty.
621
00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:01,012
It goes to whoever's date
has the largest set of nay-nays.
622
00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:04,883
You must furnish proof.
Our roving photographer
will find you.
623
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,719
Let's go.
Masterly.
624
00:43:07,753 --> 00:43:10,321
[ Whispering, Chatter ]
625
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,928
And then there's
the brown one.
She's the biggest one--
626
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:26,638
Girls, you have
about 20 minutes to show
your dates around campus.
627
00:43:26,672 --> 00:43:31,009
Then, when you hear the bell,
please escort them to the dining
room for an early dinner.
628
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:33,244
There will be
a tea dance at 6:00.
629
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:36,081
And then the concert
tonight at 8:00.
630
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:38,249
Come forward when
we call your names.
631
00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:42,654
Schumacher.
Burgess.
632
00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:47,192
Hi, my name's Charles.
633
00:43:49,695 --> 00:43:52,931
[ Wolf Whistle ]
[ Laughing ]
634
00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:55,867
- Fanning.
- Delacorte.
635
00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:02,340
[ Giggling ]
Winslow.
636
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:04,442
[ Miss Phipps ]
Goldberg.
637
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:07,846
Todd Winslow.
How do you do ?
638
00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:10,448
Theresa Goldberg.
Nice to meet you.
[ Gasps ]
639
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,851
[ Boy ] We've got a winner.
[ Boy #2 ] I think
we do have a winner.
640
00:44:12,884 --> 00:44:15,386
[ Snide Chuckling ]
641
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:18,189
[ Chubb ]
Purvis.
[ Phipps ] Wang.
642
00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:23,061
Hi.
643
00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:29,735
Frost.
Sawyer.
644
00:44:29,768 --> 00:44:34,105
Hmph. Miss Phipps, I was
supposed to get Frost.
I signed up for him.
645
00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:36,842
Abby, you
changed the list ?
646
00:44:41,747 --> 00:44:44,215
Verena, everyone has been
matched by height.
647
00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:46,317
You are too tall
for Mr. Frost.
648
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:52,290
You date
is Mr. Bateman.
[ Whispering ]
649
00:44:52,323 --> 00:44:56,895
I'm-I'm Conrad. Or you can
call me Connie or Darnoc, which
is my name backwards.
650
00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:59,464
[ Sighs ]
Come on, Car Wreck.
651
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:10,809
Well, I think Nixon lost
the election because
of his enormous jowls.
652
00:45:10,842 --> 00:45:12,811
[ Laughing ]
You're terrible.
653
00:45:12,844 --> 00:45:16,414
I mean, the least
he could have done was put
a brassiere on for television.
654
00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:18,950
Stop, please !
I'll burst !
655
00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:21,753
What size cup would
you say he was ?
656
00:45:21,787 --> 00:45:24,790
Are you a soprano or an alto ?
I'm a tenor but I can go...
657
00:45:24,823 --> 00:45:27,793
as high as an alto,
because sometimes--
Excuse me for a moment.
658
00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:32,831
Oh !
659
00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:37,035
Oh, I'm so maladroit !
[ Frost ] Oh, geez.
Are you all right ?
660
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,904
Can you ever forgive me ?
661
00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:43,141
Never.
662
00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:46,812
Better go change.
663
00:45:48,046 --> 00:45:50,148
I will
be right back.
664
00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:53,151
Oh--
665
00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:56,855
My name's Verena.
Have you seen the gym,
Mr. Frost ?
666
00:45:56,888 --> 00:46:00,358
Uh, Frosty.
Frosty Frost.
667
00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:10,401
[ Odette ] Dear Dennis:
Be careful no one sees you
when you come in the back way.
668
00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:12,904
You'll be safe once you
put on the jacket and tie.
669
00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:15,273
Then everyone will think
you're a St. Ambrose boy.
670
00:46:18,543 --> 00:46:21,146
Don't forget to put
the rubbers in your pocket.
671
00:46:21,179 --> 00:46:24,549
If a guard stops you,
eat them.
672
00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:26,918
[ Armstrong ]
What an extraordinarily
attractive group...
673
00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:29,087
of young ladies
you have at Miss Godard's.
674
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,389
Won't they look good
on the cover of your brochure ?
675
00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:34,092
Yes. Might encourage
enrollment.
676
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,294
Or we could redesign
their school uniform:
677
00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:39,865
shorter skirts,
plunging necklines.
678
00:46:39,898 --> 00:46:42,233
[ Chuckles ]
Well, I--
679
00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:10,996
[ Sighs ]
680
00:47:17,435 --> 00:47:19,537
Are we allowed
to be in here ?
No.
681
00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:36,354
- You want one ?
- Uh--
682
00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:39,057
We could get high.
683
00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:41,459
What, with aspirin
and Coke ?
684
00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:43,361
Come off it.
[ Chuckles ]
That doesn't work.
685
00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:45,263
But did you ever try
Midol with Coke ?
686
00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:47,498
No.
687
00:47:55,941 --> 00:48:00,545
- [ Sighs ]
- Wow, you're pretty vigorous.
688
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,385
These look
more like Miltowns.
689
00:48:09,154 --> 00:48:10,888
I wish they were.
690
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:18,096
[ Clears Throat ]
My mom, she eats 'em
like potato chips.
691
00:48:18,129 --> 00:48:21,166
She's exceptionally happy,
but she bumps
into the furniture a lot.
692
00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:24,469
Just like my mom.
Where do you think
I got the pills ?
693
00:48:24,502 --> 00:48:29,440
- So they are Miltowns ?
- No. No, Midols--
for cramps.
694
00:48:29,474 --> 00:48:31,709
Ah.
695
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,245
My ma doesn't get
cramps anymore,
she gets subpoenas.
696
00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:38,349
- What ?
- She and my dad are constantly
slugging it out in court.
697
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:41,686
It's a situation I don't like
being in the middle of.
698
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,390
I know.
It's not much fun.
699
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,293
Oh, you know
what is fun though ?
Codeine and rubber cement.
700
00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:53,498
I can be
a lot of fun.
701
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:56,968
No doubt.
702
00:48:57,002 --> 00:49:01,206
I have a reputation for being
sort of wild and loose.
703
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,009
[ Chuckles Nervously ]
704
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:05,943
You got-- Co-Could I have
another Midol ?
705
00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:10,215
[ Whispers ]
Thanks.
706
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,452
Would you like to come up
to my room later ?
707
00:49:16,187 --> 00:49:20,058
Ah, you're allowed
to have boys in your dorm ?
708
00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:23,528
Of course not. But there's
a secret door I'll show you.
You won't get caught.
709
00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:26,164
Well I'd love it
if I got caught.
710
00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:29,634
Yeah. I've tried and tried
to get kicked out
of St. Ambrose, but...
711
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:32,670
my grandfather,
he'd just get me
kicked right back in.
712
00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:36,341
He's head of
the board of trustees.
713
00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:38,343
Why don't you like
the school ?
714
00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:40,645
I don't fit in.
It's--
715
00:49:40,678 --> 00:49:45,316
All the guys at St. Ambrose
are marchin' off
the same cliff, you know.
716
00:49:45,350 --> 00:49:48,353
The seat on the stock exchange.
The wife.
The three-point-two children.
717
00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:51,622
- Yeah. The colonial.
The collie.
- Yeah.
718
00:49:55,693 --> 00:49:58,529
How you feeling ?
[ Laughs ]
719
00:49:58,563 --> 00:50:01,532
No cramps.
720
00:50:01,566 --> 00:50:03,568
[ Creaking ]
721
00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:08,739
* Gee whiz
722
00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:11,609
* Look in his eyes
723
00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:16,514
* Gee whiz
724
00:50:16,547 --> 00:50:19,617
* How they hypnotize
725
00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:24,122
* He's got everything
726
00:50:24,155 --> 00:50:26,291
* [ Continues, Indistinct ]
It's been a long time.
727
00:50:26,324 --> 00:50:28,759
Yeah.
728
00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:32,530
You seem taller.
729
00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:38,069
No.
I'm the same.
730
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:48,613
* Gee whiz *
731
00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:53,318
[ Chattering, Indistinct ]
Verena, you may not abandon
your date. That's the rule.
732
00:50:53,351 --> 00:50:55,753
But Abby left him.
733
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:59,190
I'll take care of Mr. Frost
until Abby gets back.
734
00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:01,426
Now go and be a proper hostess
to Mr. Bateman.
735
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,795
Have you seen
the new science building ?
736
00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:08,166
This is great. Every 15 minutes
I get a new date.
[ Chuckles ]
737
00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:12,737
Verena.
That's Hungarian, right ?
738
00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:14,739
But then it'd be,
[ Hungarian Accent ] Verena.
Excuse me,
739
00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:16,807
See I--
I have to set up
the refreshments.
740
00:51:20,245 --> 00:51:22,580
* [ Continues ]
741
00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:26,451
* I love that guy
742
00:51:26,484 --> 00:51:29,354
* Gee whiz
743
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,656
* My valentine
So...
744
00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:36,327
we're really gonna do it
this time ?
745
00:51:36,361 --> 00:51:39,464
Yeah. I mean,
if you still want to.
746
00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:41,566
Are you kidding ?
747
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,334
Did you bring, um--
Yeah.
748
00:51:47,472 --> 00:51:50,375
Bourbon,
749
00:51:50,408 --> 00:51:52,410
and, ah--
750
00:51:58,516 --> 00:52:00,685
Conceptive foam ?
751
00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:04,422
Dennis, I thought you were
going to bring,
you know, rubbers.
752
00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:06,891
This is something new.
The girl puts it in.
753
00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:13,564
Eew.
754
00:52:13,598 --> 00:52:15,466
I can't read this.
755
00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:22,607
Okay.
Here's the diagram.
756
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:26,411
I think you have to
lie back with...
757
00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:29,714
your knees up
to get it in.
758
00:52:29,747 --> 00:52:32,317
* Look out, Jerry
Look out *
759
00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:34,752
* There's a big bad bird
that's flyin' high *
760
00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:38,656
[ Girl ] It's good to see you.
* Twist that pony
Do the bird with me *
761
00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:41,426
* Aye yah yah yah
yah yah *
762
00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:43,861
* Twist that pony
Do the bird with me *
763
00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:47,265
* Aye yah yah yah
yah yah *
764
00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:49,767
Looks like this dance is,
ah, going pretty good, huh ?
She's lookin' at ya.
765
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,869
Are you gonna ask
that guy to dance ?
766
00:52:53,404 --> 00:52:55,573
* Do the bird
Do the bird *
767
00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:58,943
* Do the shimmy shimmy
* Do the bird
Do the bird *
768
00:52:58,976 --> 00:53:01,379
* Do the bird
Do the bird *
769
00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:03,681
* Come on we're gonna
* Twist and ride
770
00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:06,584
* Pony ride
shake and shout *
771
00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:08,519
* Harder and harder
772
00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:12,357
* Hey, baby,
do the bird with me *
773
00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:14,359
* Yes
774
00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:16,561
* Come on, baby,
to the sky up above *
775
00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:19,730
Some libation, please.
* Yah yah yah
yah yah *
776
00:53:19,764 --> 00:53:22,533
* [ Continues, Indistinct ]
777
00:53:22,567 --> 00:53:25,503
This is special stuff
we made just for you.
778
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:28,873
If you want some more,
ask for the mystery punch.
779
00:53:41,986 --> 00:53:43,988
It's spiked.
Masterly.
780
00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:46,357
D-Did you guys
taste the punch ?
781
00:53:46,391 --> 00:53:47,925
Come on.
Let's go get some more.
782
00:53:49,394 --> 00:53:51,362
[ All Chattering
Indistinctly ]
783
00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:56,734
Hold the applicator
firmly upright...
784
00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:58,736
and apply pressure
downwards.
785
00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:01,406
[ Grunts ]
I am.
786
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:03,841
Did you shake it well ?
Give it to me.
787
00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:19,990
Okay.
788
00:54:24,061 --> 00:54:25,996
[ Screams ]
789
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:31,436
[ Scoffs ]
Good going, Dennis.
790
00:54:33,871 --> 00:54:35,606
Maybe we could get it in
with a spoon.
791
00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:42,713
The girls would move
into this house.
792
00:54:42,747 --> 00:54:46,584
I want to inform you
that I was not born yesterday.
793
00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:49,620
I know precisely
what is going on here.
794
00:54:49,654 --> 00:54:51,856
I beg your pardon.
This whole scheme
was cooked up...
795
00:54:51,889 --> 00:54:54,592
by Harvey Sawyer
and his real estate buddies.
796
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,761
They want to buy this campus
for subdivision.
797
00:54:56,794 --> 00:55:00,798
This has nothing to do with me,
or with you, for that matter.
798
00:55:00,831 --> 00:55:03,000
The merger is a fait accompli.
799
00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:07,938
- We must forge on and
look on the positive side.
- There is no positive side.
800
00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:12,710
With all due respect,
Miss McVane, I think
you were born yesterday.
801
00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:14,845
I fail to see any way...
802
00:55:14,879 --> 00:55:17,882
that Miss Godard's benefits
from an association
with St. Ambrose--
803
00:55:17,915 --> 00:55:20,551
We have a rich
and very generous alumni.
804
00:55:20,585 --> 00:55:23,087
That should be
enough for you.
It's a
bottom-of-the-heap school...
805
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,923
for boys who are too dumb
or unruly to--
806
00:55:25,956 --> 00:55:30,027
I'll have to report
to the trustees that you and I
are unable to work together.
807
00:55:31,762 --> 00:55:35,566
Of course, one of us...
808
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,402
will be removed.
809
00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:41,005
I apologize.
810
00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:47,478
Please forgive me.
811
00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:51,482
Wouldn't you be happier
if you resigned ?
812
00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:55,420
I can't.
813
00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:58,623
Miss Godard's...
814
00:55:58,656 --> 00:56:00,591
is my home.
815
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:03,994
I know that feeling.
816
00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:09,900
[ Glass Rattling ]
817
00:56:18,443 --> 00:56:21,646
* That your love's
untrue *
818
00:56:21,679 --> 00:56:23,848
You're all done ?
Uh-huh.
819
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,150
Come on, beautiful.
Let's begin the beguine.
820
00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:29,687
Later, Car Wreck.
First, suck on this.
821
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:32,723
* But now you come to me
sayin' *
822
00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:34,925
* Baby, I'm gonna
leave ya *
823
00:56:34,959 --> 00:56:38,463
* And I'm beggin' ya
this time, darlin'
don't make me believe ya *
824
00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:42,733
* Baby, baby, baby, baby
* Don't, don't, don't, don't
825
00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,803
* Baby, baby, don't play
with my heart *
* Don't, don't
826
00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:48,473
[ Groans ]
827
00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:50,140
* [ Continues, Indistinct ]
Look at Tinka.
She's at it again.
828
00:56:52,477 --> 00:56:54,812
Do you know you can tell
the way a person is by
the texture of the skin...
829
00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,647
on the back
of their hand.
830
00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:59,049
It's very soft.
831
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,185
You're sensitive
and refined.
832
00:57:02,887 --> 00:57:04,855
Ooh. It's rough.
833
00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:06,891
Yeah. I'm callous
and unfeeling.
834
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,026
[ Laughing ]
Get out, you.
835
00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:13,631
Theresa...
836
00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:16,200
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
837
00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:18,168
Break it up, please.
838
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:25,576
Is there somewhere
where we could be alone ?
We could try the gym.
839
00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:27,144
* Bring him to me
Masterly.
840
00:57:28,613 --> 00:57:32,082
* Bring him to me
841
00:57:33,851 --> 00:57:36,987
* I'm asking God
in His house *
842
00:57:37,021 --> 00:57:39,824
* And the angels above
843
00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:43,828
* To send me
send me, send me *
[ Screams ]
844
00:57:43,861 --> 00:57:46,163
[ Screaming Continues ]
[ Boy Laughing ]
845
00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:50,100
Oh !
Poor Abby.
846
00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:53,270
This is not your night.
Better go change.
847
00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:57,107
You stay away from my date.
I am warning you !
848
00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:01,812
Verena.
* My friends
all tell me *
849
00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:04,549
* Go to him, run to him
What is wrong
with that Frost boy ?
850
00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:07,685
* And tell him
He's a perpetual
problem, that one.
851
00:58:07,718 --> 00:58:11,188
* He's all wrong
Get him outta here.
Go ! Go !
852
00:58:11,221 --> 00:58:15,560
* He's in my heart I know it
But it's so hard to show it *
853
00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:18,062
* 'Cause it's easier
[ Loud Thud, Indistinct ]
854
00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:20,164
* Easier said
than done *
855
00:58:22,032 --> 00:58:24,769
* My body's tellin' me
fight with him
sigh to him *
856
00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:29,039
* Tell him I would
die for him
and tell him *
857
00:58:29,073 --> 00:58:33,210
* He's the one
[ Moaning ]
858
00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:36,847
Come on.
* Although he gives me a feeling
that sets my heart a reelin' *
859
00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:41,185
* Yeah, it's easier
easier said than done *
[ Laughing ]
860
00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:43,888
[ Groans ]
861
00:58:43,921 --> 00:58:47,992
* Well, I know
that I love him so *
* I know *
862
00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:04,675
* Hey, girl
I want you to know *
863
00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:08,813
I-I-I'll stop
if you want me to.
Yeah. No.
864
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:14,585
* If you go
* Bye-bye, baby
865
00:59:16,153 --> 00:59:18,122
* And, hey, girl
[ Soft Thud, Indistinct ]
866
00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:20,891
Did you
hear something ?
No.
867
00:59:20,925 --> 00:59:26,130
* Something deep
inside of me is going *
868
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:29,066
* To die
869
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,809
* If this is good-bye
870
00:59:38,843 --> 00:59:41,979
* No, I beg you, please
* Bye-bye, baby
871
00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:45,382
* Don't go away
872
00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:49,019
- [ Gasps ]
- Masterly.
873
00:59:49,053 --> 00:59:53,724
* No, no, no, no, no
no, no, don't *
874
00:59:53,758 --> 00:59:57,928
* Don't go away
* Bye-bye, baby
875
00:59:57,962 --> 01:00:00,765
- * Hey, hey, hey *
- Just keep your mouth shut.
876
01:00:00,798 --> 01:00:02,967
Schumacher.
877
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,070
You owe me 80 bucks.
We got the photos.
We got--
878
01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:08,238
How big were
the nay-nays ?
They were
like watermelons.
879
01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:10,274
No. No. I don't know
about that one.
880
01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:13,343
Maybe more like kumquats.
[ Loud Squeal ]
881
01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:16,413
Hey, who are you guys ?
Want something,
fellas ?
882
01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,615
- Get 'em ! [ Grunts ]
- [ Groaning ]
883
01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:26,256
What's the matter, Tweety ?
I'm fat and ugly
and I wanna throw up.
884
01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:29,760
Hey, what happened,
honey ?
885
01:00:29,794 --> 01:00:32,830
I hate them.
They took pictures.
886
01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:34,832
The pigs.
Who ?
887
01:00:36,033 --> 01:00:38,635
Which one of you
is Todd Winslow ?
Not me.
888
01:00:41,238 --> 01:00:44,675
Is one of you
Todd Winslow ?
[ Chattering, Indistinct ]
889
01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:48,679
Take it easy, fellas.
890
01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:53,350
Sir, I want to report
one of these boys.
891
01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:57,254
You need a break from
this hormonal nightmare.
Shall we ?
892
01:00:57,287 --> 01:01:00,825
Sir, this boy, he did something
horrible to Theresa Goldberg.
893
01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:03,761
His name is Todd Winslow,
and I can't find him.
894
01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:06,430
We'll call the FBI.
895
01:01:06,463 --> 01:01:09,133
Excuse me, sir.
May I cut in ?
896
01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:15,305
Snake. How did you
get in here ?
897
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,743
You're so beautiful
I could eat your teeth.
898
01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:22,212
Where'd you get
these clothes ?
899
01:01:22,246 --> 01:01:25,682
Ah, some preppy
gave 'em to me
after I beat him up.
900
01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:32,356
Todd Winslow ?
You beat up Todd Winslow ?
901
01:01:32,389 --> 01:01:34,324
Oh, you sweetheart.
902
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,796
Tinka in my arms.
I must be dreaming.
903
01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:43,033
Pinch me.
I'll show ya where.
904
01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:46,971
* And be my lady
905
01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:49,173
[ Boy ]
Mind if I cut in ?
906
01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:53,911
* Oh, my love, love, love
You're attractive, really.
Nice jacket. Hey, get lost.
907
01:01:58,082 --> 01:02:01,418
* Day, it is so lonely
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
908
01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:05,389
* Yeah, now
909
01:02:05,422 --> 01:02:08,258
* Might forget it
910
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:12,062
* So blue
911
01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:17,367
* Time is all *
Verena.
912
01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:20,938
[ Gasps ]
You're not supposed
to be awake.
913
01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:24,141
- I'm probably not.
- Oh, rats.
914
01:02:24,174 --> 01:02:26,777
Couldn't you just
sort of... pass out again ?
915
01:02:26,811 --> 01:02:28,879
I probably would
if you kiss me.
916
01:02:30,981 --> 01:02:32,850
I have to go clean up
the refreshments.
917
01:02:32,883 --> 01:02:35,920
Is this really
your room ?
918
01:02:35,953 --> 01:02:38,889
I wouldn't take you
for a Liberace fan.
919
01:02:38,923 --> 01:02:41,091
Love him.
920
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,794
Listen, I'll be right back
and we'll have us
a wild time.
921
01:02:43,828 --> 01:02:46,196
I-I'm chilly.
922
01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:47,965
Could you
tuck me in ?
923
01:02:55,873 --> 01:02:57,808
Hey.
924
01:03:07,217 --> 01:03:11,255
[ Making Animal Noises ]
925
01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:16,793
Who are those boys ?
926
01:03:20,197 --> 01:03:23,033
Come on ! We gotta go.
We've been spotted.
Bye, honey.
927
01:03:23,067 --> 01:03:25,302
I can't leave you.
I know a place
we can go.
928
01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:49,393
Come on.
Don't give up.
929
01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:52,262
I mean, even if
you got pregnant
I'd marry you.
930
01:03:52,296 --> 01:03:54,965
Why ?
931
01:03:54,999 --> 01:03:57,902
I've imagined it,
haven't you ?
932
01:03:57,935 --> 01:04:00,938
Would we live in a colonial
with two cars and a collie ?
933
01:04:02,006 --> 01:04:03,941
Sounds okay
to me.
934
01:04:07,211 --> 01:04:09,880
Do you believe in
centralized government
or state's rights ?
935
01:04:12,116 --> 01:04:14,484
I'd just like to know
who I'm marrying.
936
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:18,188
I get the distinct impression
you don't wanna do this anymore.
937
01:04:18,222 --> 01:04:20,357
I just keep thinking that
you don't know me.
938
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,595
What are you talkin' about ?
I mean--
939
01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,564
What's there to know ?
940
01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:38,275
Hey.
Okay.
941
01:04:38,308 --> 01:04:40,544
[ Dennis Groans ]
Well.
942
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,583
What a convenient
trysting place.
943
01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:51,288
And right over
our heads.
944
01:04:51,321 --> 01:04:54,691
Sir, ah--
This is, ah--
This is my fault.
945
01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,094
It was totally
my idea.
946
01:04:57,127 --> 01:05:00,164
It's clear to me that she...
lured you here--
947
01:05:00,197 --> 01:05:03,267
put you in
a state of desire.
948
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:06,336
Oh, you're not to blame
for answering your impulses.
949
01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:09,339
Ah, but-but, sir,
she-she's--
950
01:05:09,373 --> 01:05:11,675
Young man, you'd better
get back to the dance.
951
01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:14,244
Dennis, don't go !
952
01:05:14,278 --> 01:05:17,614
I would like to deal with
Miss Sinclair alone.
953
01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:20,617
She is in
a lot of trouble.
954
01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:26,723
Hey, Dennis !
How'd it go ?
955
01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:29,359
Come on, critters.
956
01:05:29,393 --> 01:05:30,995
[ Mr. Dewey ]
Cozy.
957
01:05:33,197 --> 01:05:35,065
Much nicer than
those sterile conference rooms.
958
01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:38,135
Go ahead. Get me expelled.
I don't care.
959
01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:40,037
And lose a gifted student ?
960
01:05:41,338 --> 01:05:43,473
And yet
you should be punished.
961
01:05:45,342 --> 01:05:49,313
I think we can
come to some kind of...
private arrangement.
962
01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:52,016
[ Squeals ]
963
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:54,618
Get 'im !
Get 'im !
Who are you ?
964
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,488
How would you like us
to dispose of him, madam ?
965
01:05:58,522 --> 01:06:01,258
[ Animal Noises ]
[ Mr. Dewey ]
Stop it ! Stop it, I say.
966
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,293
Stop. No !
967
01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:05,529
[ All ] Three, two, one !
No !
968
01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:09,033
Wait there for
Miss McVane !
Jesus Christ !
969
01:06:09,066 --> 01:06:10,700
[ All Chattering, Laughing ]
Fellas, please.
970
01:06:10,734 --> 01:06:12,669
At least throw me down
some clothes !
971
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,739
Here ya go.
972
01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:20,077
Go stuff the big kielbasa,
Mr. Dewey.
[ All Laughing ]
973
01:06:22,446 --> 01:06:25,582
[ All ]
* You put your whole foot in
You put your whole foot out *
974
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:29,719
* You put your whole foot in
and you shake it all about *
975
01:06:29,753 --> 01:06:32,689
* You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around *
[ Screams ]
976
01:06:32,722 --> 01:06:35,592
* That's what
it's all about *
977
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:38,028
* You put your rocket in
978
01:06:38,062 --> 01:06:40,697
* You put your rocket out
You put your rocket in *
979
01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:43,533
Have you seen
my date ?
No, have you
seen my husband ?
980
01:06:43,567 --> 01:06:46,103
* You do the hokey-pokey
and you turn yourself around *
No.
981
01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:48,438
* That's what it's all about
Excuse me.
982
01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:50,407
Did your date
go off with my date ?
983
01:06:52,476 --> 01:06:54,044
* [ Continues, Indistinct ]
Hey, put your
whole date in !
984
01:06:55,779 --> 01:06:58,315
- [ Screaming ]
- * You put your whole date in
985
01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:01,285
* You put your whole date in
and you shake it all about *
986
01:07:01,318 --> 01:07:04,788
You're all just
a bunch of...
dirty heads.
987
01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,325
Ladies and gentlemen.
The dance is over !
988
01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:13,029
[ Chattering and Screaming,
Indistinct ]
989
01:07:15,299 --> 01:07:17,801
Excuse me.
990
01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:20,104
[ Man ]
What are you boys doing ?
Now stop this !
991
01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:22,139
Calling it a night ?
992
01:07:22,172 --> 01:07:24,474
- Yes, Miss McVane.
- Where is Verena ?
993
01:07:24,508 --> 01:07:27,377
- Gee, I don't know.
- Find her !
994
01:07:27,411 --> 01:07:31,215
You guys, have you seen Verena ?
Is she up here ?
995
01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:34,284
No.
Miss McVane is
on a warpath--
[ Screams ]
996
01:07:34,318 --> 01:07:37,187
- Hey.
- Townies ?
997
01:07:37,221 --> 01:07:39,423
Well, at least they're not
St. Ambrose boys.
[ Scoffs ]
998
01:07:39,456 --> 01:07:43,293
Momo, listen,
I'm on your side now.
St. Ambrose bites.
999
01:07:43,327 --> 01:07:45,495
Then help me.
I can't find Verena anywhere.
1000
01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:48,798
Okay. I'll look for her.
Come on. The concert's
about to begin.
1001
01:07:48,832 --> 01:07:51,635
Snake, wait here.
Well, you're gonna
leave me--
1002
01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:54,438
[ Boy #1 ]
She's sucking his face off.
[ Boy #2 ] He's the king.
1003
01:07:54,471 --> 01:07:56,406
I'll be right back.
1004
01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:02,379
Oh, schoolmaids.
Heaven is where you are.
1005
01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:07,151
[ All ]
* Me, may, my, mo, moo *
[ Burps ]
1006
01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:10,754
Are they all
accounted for ?
No. Five boys
are missing.
1007
01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:14,624
Frost, Dinwiddy, Adams,
Schumacher and Todd Winslow.
Well, find Chubb.
1008
01:08:14,658 --> 01:08:17,894
No. No.
I'll find Chubb.
You find those boys.
1009
01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:19,863
[ Chattering, Indistinct ]
1010
01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:35,212
Did you find
Von Stefan ?
No.
1011
01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:37,381
I even checked
her dorm room.
1012
01:08:37,414 --> 01:08:40,850
Something untoward
is about to happen.
I can feel it.
1013
01:08:49,693 --> 01:08:52,862
I better go.
The concert.
1014
01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:55,432
Well, what about me ?
I have to get caught
in your bed.
1015
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:59,536
Oh... someone will
come along.
1016
01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:02,506
You could start screaming
like you just
came into your room.
1017
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:04,608
Well, actually...
1018
01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:06,576
this isn't my room.
1019
01:09:08,345 --> 01:09:10,580
I knew you couldn't be
a Liberace fan.
1020
01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:13,250
I really gotta go.
1021
01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:15,452
But...
1022
01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:18,388
even after you're expelled
and everything,
1023
01:09:18,422 --> 01:09:21,258
will you write to me ?
Oh, yeah.
1024
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:33,637
Psst.
Need to sober up ?
1025
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:36,306
Yeah. That punch
was diabolical....
1026
01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:38,542
and I need
to sing my solo.
1027
01:09:38,575 --> 01:09:41,645
Take a swig of this
and pass it along
to the others.
1028
01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:45,849
What is it ?
Hair of the bird
that bit ya.
1029
01:09:45,882 --> 01:09:47,617
Takes a few minutes
to work.
1030
01:09:49,953 --> 01:09:53,423
Psst. You know what you need
to sober up ?
1031
01:09:53,457 --> 01:09:56,326
Take a swig of this, pass it
along to the other guys--
What are you guys doin' here ?
1032
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:58,595
It's time for our entrance.
[ Mumbled ]
1033
01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:03,633
Pass this on down, man.
1034
01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:07,437
She's not coming back,
Snake.
1035
01:10:07,471 --> 01:10:11,441
She's ditched you.
Dead on the road.
1036
01:10:11,475 --> 01:10:13,977
But she kissed me.
1037
01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:18,548
Girls get very kissy
right before they
give you the shaft.
1038
01:10:18,582 --> 01:10:22,619
Yeah. Severance pay.
Yeah, you're right.
1039
01:10:44,441 --> 01:10:46,376
What's--
1040
01:10:49,813 --> 01:10:52,015
Outrageous !
They've all been drinking !
1041
01:11:20,977 --> 01:11:22,712
** [ Out Of Tune ]
1042
01:11:33,923 --> 01:11:38,595
* I dream of Jeannie
with the-- **
1043
01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:47,904
[ All Screaming ]
1044
01:11:55,512 --> 01:11:57,046
[ Screams ]
My dress !
1045
01:12:20,904 --> 01:12:23,407
What do we got here ?
We got briefs.
1046
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:25,609
We got boxers.
1047
01:12:25,642 --> 01:12:28,678
Boxers again.
Briefs.
1048
01:12:30,113 --> 01:12:33,750
Cool tool. I'm a nature
photographer myself.
1049
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,155
[ All Moaning ]
1050
01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:42,158
On the bus, Cooper !
1051
01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:44,761
Don't you smart me again.
On that bus, young man.
1052
01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:47,464
Get-- Oh.
1053
01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:50,500
Frost, you wipe
that smile off your face.
Where were you ?
1054
01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:52,068
[ Mrs. O'Boyle ]
Headmaster.
1055
01:12:55,672 --> 01:12:59,543
I hope you will discipline
this... human debris.
1056
01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:01,778
Let me assure you,
1057
01:13:01,811 --> 01:13:04,848
they will return
to St. Ambrose...
1058
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:06,816
only to pack !
1059
01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:13,890
Frank ?
1060
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,895
Who's in there ?
1061
01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:36,145
Well, Frank,
1062
01:13:38,682 --> 01:13:40,416
that about does it
for me.
1063
01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:50,894
They're gone.
I'd rather be
devoured by rats...
1064
01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,996
than be in the same school
with Todd Winslow.
1065
01:13:53,029 --> 01:13:55,198
It'll never
happen now.
1066
01:13:55,231 --> 01:13:57,634
That was so brilliant
what you and Verena did.
1067
01:13:57,667 --> 01:13:59,669
God, where is Verena ?
1068
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:03,807
Odie, what's wrong ?
What happened ?
1069
01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:13,483
[ Miss McVane ]
You understand why you can no
longer attend Miss Godard's ?
1070
01:14:13,517 --> 01:14:15,852
Of course, the boy
will be expelled too.
1071
01:14:18,087 --> 01:14:20,223
Your father will
pick you up this afternoon.
1072
01:14:20,256 --> 01:14:23,159
We'll send your records on
to any school you apply to.
1073
01:14:23,192 --> 01:14:26,062
Mr. Dewey is leaving us
as well, if that cheers you.
1074
01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:31,835
- More tea ?
- No, thank you.
1075
01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:33,937
Cigarette ?
1076
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:38,975
- Sure.
- Catch.
1077
01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:53,590
Quite a debacle,
the St. Ambrose choir dance.
1078
01:14:53,623 --> 01:14:56,159
Boys drinking liquor,
heaving up all over the stage--
1079
01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:59,629
I'd say they had too many
of your refreshments.
1080
01:14:59,663 --> 01:15:02,799
- My refreshments ?
- I have no proof, as usual,
1081
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:06,703
but these events have
a certain style I've come
to identify with your handiwork.
1082
01:15:09,939 --> 01:15:11,675
I did it
for the school.
1083
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:19,148
I know, dear.
I wish it had worked.
1084
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:22,018
But the trustees
are going to hush up
the entire affair...
1085
01:15:22,051 --> 01:15:24,320
and proceed with plans
for coeducation.
1086
01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:27,657
I shall announce it to the
school before summer vacation.
No.
1087
01:15:27,691 --> 01:15:30,226
Won't be the first time
women have had
to marry for money.
1088
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:34,898
You betrayed us.
1089
01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:39,068
No.
1090
01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:42,839
No.
1091
01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:44,941
Miss Godard's was betrayed
by her own.
1092
01:15:46,810 --> 01:15:48,978
Year after year,
I've been on my knees...
1093
01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:51,114
groveling to the alumnae
for handouts,
1094
01:15:51,147 --> 01:15:54,918
five dollars here,
ten dollars there--
big spenders--
1095
01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:58,755
The men give generously
to their schools.
It's a solid investment.
1096
01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:03,059
They're ensuring that a steady
supply of the nation's leaders
will be men.
1097
01:16:03,092 --> 01:16:07,764
Maybe you women don't give
because deep down
you know it's useless.
1098
01:16:07,797 --> 01:16:10,199
I might as well been teaching
needlepoint and gardening,
1099
01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:12,936
instead of physics
and government.
1100
01:16:14,804 --> 01:16:17,607
Twenty-eight years
of work,
1101
01:16:17,641 --> 01:16:20,844
just so I can kiss
some headmaster's ass.
Miss McVane !
1102
01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:24,981
You're right
to be afraid.
1103
01:16:25,014 --> 01:16:28,785
Because after the men
plant their flag in
this school, they'll bury us.
1104
01:16:28,818 --> 01:16:33,289
It'll be subtle
and insidious,
as is in real life.
1105
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:36,626
I may be at the end
of the road here,
but you're young...
1106
01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:39,963
and you have the talent
and power to lead.
1107
01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:44,100
Don't stop the fight.
1108
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:47,236
Wherever you go, Verena,
don't give up.
1109
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,005
I'm counting on you.
1110
01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:55,344
Good-bye.
1111
01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:07,190
[ Chattering,
Indistinct ]
1112
01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:27,010
Just because I'm leaving
doesn't mean we have to stop
helping each other.
1113
01:17:27,043 --> 01:17:30,814
I mean,
we've joined forever.
1114
01:17:30,847 --> 01:17:33,182
The D.A.R. lives.
1115
01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:36,352
[ All ]
No more little
white gloves.
1116
01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:41,758
Okay. Everybody out.
I gotta pack.
1117
01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:52,335
I don't see how
you can sit on a horse
if Dennis did his job correctly.
1118
01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:56,973
Dennis was
a dead loss.
1119
01:17:57,006 --> 01:18:01,010
Well, you'll have
the St. Ambrose doofus
population to keep you company.
1120
01:18:01,044 --> 01:18:04,113
No. It didn't work ?
1121
01:18:05,248 --> 01:18:07,283
The school's
going coed.
1122
01:18:07,316 --> 01:18:09,986
Miss McVane is gonna
announce it on Prize Day.
1123
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:14,858
It's over.
1124
01:18:14,891 --> 01:18:16,425
Don't be so sure.
1125
01:18:18,161 --> 01:18:21,330
What do you mean ?
Never mind.
1126
01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:26,069
Good-bye, Verena.
1127
01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,939
Hey, I'll buy
your magazine, okay ?
1128
01:18:29,973 --> 01:18:33,076
If you ever run for anything,
let me know.
1129
01:18:33,109 --> 01:18:34,844
I'll fix the competition.
1130
01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:37,847
Okay.
1131
01:18:45,889 --> 01:18:48,091
Verena's gone.
St. Ambrose is taking over.
1132
01:18:48,124 --> 01:18:51,928
Next year I'm going to have
to face Todd Winslow every day
at breakfast.
1133
01:18:51,961 --> 01:18:54,898
I want to retch
and die !
1134
01:18:56,265 --> 01:18:59,302
They're going to pull down
our grade curve.
1135
01:18:59,335 --> 01:19:01,537
They're going to pull down
more than that.
1136
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:06,843
Ladies,
it's time to put on
our thinking caps.
1137
01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:08,978
[ Applause ]
[ Miss McVane ]
And that concludes our...
1138
01:19:09,012 --> 01:19:11,180
Prize Day ceremony.
1139
01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:14,350
I know you're all anxious
to get started with your summer,
1140
01:19:14,383 --> 01:19:17,353
but you must attend
final classes.
1141
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:19,522
And I wish you all
a happy vacation.
1142
01:19:19,555 --> 01:19:22,091
[ Applauding,
Cheering ]
1143
01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:27,330
Before you go, ah,
there is some important news.
1144
01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:32,869
Indeed so important
that Mrs. Sawyer,
1145
01:19:32,902 --> 01:19:35,538
president of Miss Godard's
Board of Trustees,
1146
01:19:35,571 --> 01:19:38,374
is here this morning
to tell you herself.
1147
01:19:38,407 --> 01:19:40,343
[ Scattered Applause ]
1148
01:19:42,912 --> 01:19:44,881
Good morning.
1149
01:19:44,914 --> 01:19:49,252
I am very excited
to be standing here
on the threshold of--
1150
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:51,487
as it were a new era.
1151
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,891
Next year,
this school will admit--
1152
01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:59,062
for the first time--
members of the opposite sex.
1153
01:19:59,095 --> 01:20:02,531
[ Disgruntled Chattering ]
Specifically,
Miss Godard's...
1154
01:20:02,565 --> 01:20:05,068
will unite with
St. Ambrose Academy...
1155
01:20:05,101 --> 01:20:10,106
to form a single school
on their campus
in Stoneytown, New Hampshire.
1156
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:14,310
A letter was sent
to your parents this morning
outlining the details of this--
1157
01:20:14,343 --> 01:20:18,047
- Mother, no !
- Quiet, please.
1158
01:20:18,081 --> 01:20:23,286
Our faculties will combine,
but our administrations
will be separate.
1159
01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:25,588
[ Mrs. Sawyer Continues,
Indistinct ]
1160
01:20:36,099 --> 01:20:40,036
Attention ! Attention,
I have something to say.
Everybody listen.
1161
01:20:40,069 --> 01:20:44,007
[ Girl #1 ] Just be quiet.
[ Girl #2 ] Hey, listen
to Odie. She's got an idea.
1162
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,241
We have been gypped.
1163
01:20:45,274 --> 01:20:48,878
Some of you may think
this school going coed
is a great idea.
1164
01:20:48,912 --> 01:20:51,214
Others of you
may think it's horrendous.
1165
01:20:51,247 --> 01:20:55,384
But right now the point is
that the Board of Trustees
doesn't care what you think.
1166
01:20:55,418 --> 01:20:58,321
Did they ever
consult us ? No.
1167
01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:03,226
- Did they ever ask us
what we wanted ?
- [ All ] No. No.
1168
01:21:03,259 --> 01:21:05,261
We're only a pawn in
their game.
What is going on here ?
1169
01:21:05,294 --> 01:21:08,331
[ All Cheering ]
They teach us
self-government...
1170
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:10,499
and then they
disenfranchise us.
1171
01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,635
[ Girl ] That's true.
They teach us
to take ourselves seriously...
1172
01:21:12,668 --> 01:21:15,038
and then they act
as if we don't count.
1173
01:21:15,071 --> 01:21:17,040
Well, hey, I say
this eats the big one.
We count.
1174
01:21:17,073 --> 01:21:20,509
[ Girl ] Yeah.
We wanna vote.
It's our future.
1175
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:27,183
They expect us to stand around
and be docile and meek...
1176
01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:31,087
in our little white gloves
while they wield absolute power.
1177
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:34,390
Well, I say,
"No more little white gloves."
1178
01:21:36,459 --> 01:21:38,962
- Let's hear it.
Do you wanna vote ?
- [ All ] Yeah !
1179
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:42,365
Then demand to vote !
Follow me to the dorms...
1180
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:45,134
and we'll lock ourselves in
until they agree to our terms !
1181
01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:48,637
- Come on, everybody.
Let's go !
- [ All Cheering ]
1182
01:21:48,671 --> 01:21:52,308
What about it, Page ?
Wanna give these kids a vote ?
1183
01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:54,643
Don't be absurd.
1184
01:21:57,113 --> 01:22:01,517
Anybody that doesn't
go back to class immediately
will be suspended !
1185
01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:06,089
Abby. Abigail, you have
an insurrection on your hands.
1186
01:22:06,122 --> 01:22:08,324
Let's see how
you handle yourself
in a crisis.
1187
01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:11,660
Mother, up your ziggie
with a wah-wah brush.
1188
01:22:15,131 --> 01:22:18,001
Now, girls--
[ Whimpering ]
1189
01:22:18,034 --> 01:22:20,569
Okay, now these go to
the parapet, third floor. Go !
1190
01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:23,072
You call all the newspapers.
You call the New York Times .
1191
01:22:23,106 --> 01:22:25,708
You call Life Magazine
and the Herald Tribune.
1192
01:22:25,741 --> 01:22:28,611
My dad owns that.
Really ? Okay, then
you call the Herald Tribune.
1193
01:22:28,644 --> 01:22:33,616
Ladies, no vote
is possible.
1194
01:22:33,649 --> 01:22:37,286
The decision of
the trustees is final.
1195
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:39,522
Will you please
come out now...
1196
01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:42,625
or you all
face suspension.
1197
01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:54,470
[ Mrs. Sawyer ] "A voice
and a vote. Don't trust
the trustees." What ?
1198
01:22:54,503 --> 01:22:58,474
I want you to break
through that door
and clear the building.
1199
01:22:58,507 --> 01:23:01,677
I don't care if you have to pick
them up and carry them out
one by one.
1200
01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:05,181
In two hours, their parents
will be arriving
to take them home for vacation.
1201
01:23:05,214 --> 01:23:09,152
In two hours, this situation
must be under control !
1202
01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:11,754
Yes, ma'am.
1203
01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:19,028
[ Groaning ]
1204
01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:29,105
Out, or we
start swinging !
1205
01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:34,043
Now, miss,
put that down.
1206
01:23:43,552 --> 01:23:45,488
[ All Chanting ]
Vote ! Vote !
1207
01:24:14,317 --> 01:24:16,785
Okay. Come on.
Move it right up here
to the front.
1208
01:24:16,819 --> 01:24:21,457
No. No.
You-You are trespassing
on private property.
1209
01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:24,693
- And I happen to--
- [ Tinka ] Okay. I got it.
1210
01:24:26,729 --> 01:24:30,099
The board of trustees
has sold this school
down the river.
1211
01:24:30,133 --> 01:24:34,570
They want us
to go coed with
the St. Ambrose Academy,
1212
01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:37,740
which is notorious for
their drunken behavior,
1213
01:24:37,773 --> 01:24:41,177
loose morals
and lousy singing.
1214
01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:43,779
Tinka ?
Tinka !
1215
01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:48,884
There must be some way
to get them out of there.
1216
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:52,155
Well, there's tear gas.
But they're just a bunch
of little girls, ma'am.
1217
01:24:52,188 --> 01:24:54,890
They are not just
a bunch of girls.
They are Miss Godard's girls--
1218
01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:57,860
they're organized !
Well, we could
surround the building...
1219
01:24:57,893 --> 01:25:01,130
and come in from all sides,
if you don't mind us breaking
a few windows.
1220
01:25:01,164 --> 01:25:03,266
Do it !
Go on !
No !
1221
01:25:03,299 --> 01:25:06,769
* [ "Call To The Post" ]
1222
01:25:21,317 --> 01:25:23,786
[ Horses Neighing ]
1223
01:25:27,323 --> 01:25:29,625
[ Man ]
All right, girls.
1224
01:25:29,658 --> 01:25:32,461
Okay, girls,
next to them.
1225
01:25:32,495 --> 01:25:35,598
Back 'em up.
Let's go !
Let's get out of here !
1226
01:25:45,408 --> 01:25:47,142
[ Screaming, Chattering
Indistinctly ]
1227
01:25:48,911 --> 01:25:50,946
Please. Please.
Please.
1228
01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:54,750
Parents will please
convene in the chapel,
1229
01:25:54,783 --> 01:25:57,586
where Mrs. Sawyer
will answer all your questions.
1230
01:25:57,620 --> 01:25:59,655
Me !
Marsha !
Face the music, Page.
1231
01:25:59,688 --> 01:26:01,890
I'm going into the dorm
to talk with the girls.
1232
01:26:01,924 --> 01:26:04,860
Ah, to the chapel.
1233
01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:07,830
Doesn't 75 years of history
mean anything to you ?
1234
01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:12,735
- You can't railroad this--
- Our bylaws state that
the board of trustees--
1235
01:26:16,972 --> 01:26:19,842
[ Miss McVane ]
I know you all feel
left out of the process.
1236
01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:23,379
But legally the trustees
can take any action they choose.
1237
01:26:24,647 --> 01:26:29,518
You have no rights !
And neither do I.
1238
01:26:29,552 --> 01:26:34,357
If you don't like their
decision, all you can do
is not come back next year.
1239
01:26:34,390 --> 01:26:37,960
And all I can do is quit !
These are your choices.
1240
01:26:37,993 --> 01:26:40,829
It doesn't have to be
like that.
1241
01:26:40,863 --> 01:26:43,266
We can amend
the bylaws.
1242
01:26:43,299 --> 01:26:45,434
We want to elect our own
student representative.
1243
01:26:45,468 --> 01:26:49,338
We can do that right now.
Then all the students
will vote on coeducation...
1244
01:26:49,372 --> 01:26:52,541
- and it will count
as one trustee vote.
- They won't permit that.
1245
01:26:52,575 --> 01:26:54,777
Otherwise, we won't
move from here.
1246
01:26:54,810 --> 01:26:57,913
And we have enough canned food
to last us here for months.
1247
01:26:57,946 --> 01:26:59,682
We've got
the ballots ready.
1248
01:27:02,651 --> 01:27:05,388
No, Odette.
Right, everybody.
[ Odette ] Please.
1249
01:27:05,421 --> 01:27:08,857
- No, Odette !
- Please ! Miss McVane,
1250
01:27:08,891 --> 01:27:11,794
Miss Godard's gave us a voice
so now it's kind of hard
to shut up.
1251
01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:25,007
This is all
rather new to me.
1252
01:27:26,975 --> 01:27:28,711
Carry on, Odette.
1253
01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:37,820
Now, this may seem
pretty simple,
1254
01:27:37,853 --> 01:27:41,790
but now it's time
to decide how you really feel
about Miss Godard's.
1255
01:27:41,824 --> 01:27:45,561
Some of you may think
of this place as a prison,
1256
01:27:45,594 --> 01:27:48,831
some old-fashioned prude's
idea about keeping us
out of trouble...
1257
01:27:48,864 --> 01:27:52,067
because we can't be trusted
to look out for ourselves.
1258
01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:56,572
And you think times have changed
and we can hold our own
with boys.
1259
01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:58,941
So you'll vote "yes"
on coeducation.
1260
01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:01,444
Miss Godard's will disappear
like the dinosaurs.
1261
01:28:03,646 --> 01:28:06,682
Now, for others of you,
you think this place
has brought out the best in you.
1262
01:28:06,715 --> 01:28:10,986
In here they give you
the nerve to reach into yourself
and pull out your colors...
1263
01:28:11,019 --> 01:28:13,456
and wave them
as high as you can.
1264
01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:16,559
So, you'll vote "no"
on changing this place.
1265
01:28:16,592 --> 01:28:18,661
Because to you, Miss Godard's
isn't a prison at all.
1266
01:28:19,995 --> 01:28:22,698
It's a place
to be free.
1267
01:28:41,650 --> 01:28:45,721
[ Miss McVane ] And the results
of the informal student vote
are as follows:
1268
01:28:45,754 --> 01:28:47,723
For coeducation,
1269
01:28:47,756 --> 01:28:50,359
77 votes.
1270
01:28:50,393 --> 01:28:53,028
Against, 115.
1271
01:28:57,400 --> 01:29:01,537
And they have chosen
Odette Sinclair
as their representative,
1272
01:29:01,570 --> 01:29:04,840
should the board of trustees
decide to admit
one student member.
1273
01:29:04,873 --> 01:29:10,446
And, in addition, they want
to help the school out of
its financial troubles.
1274
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:13,616
Each one of them,
without hesitation,
has donated whatever she can...
1275
01:29:13,649 --> 01:29:16,051
from her personal
savings account.
1276
01:29:16,084 --> 01:29:19,722
I have checks here
amounting to $3,000.
1277
01:29:19,755 --> 01:29:21,857
Now, maybe that's
a paltry amount,
1278
01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:26,562
but their generosity
just about broke my heart.
1279
01:29:26,595 --> 01:29:31,066
And I am sure that if
parents and alumnae
follow their example,
1280
01:29:31,099 --> 01:29:33,602
we can solve whatever
budget problems we have...
1281
01:29:33,636 --> 01:29:36,405
very, very soon.
1282
01:29:36,439 --> 01:29:39,775
These are your daughters.
You can be proud.
1283
01:29:49,585 --> 01:29:51,520
[ All Screaming,
Cheering ]
1284
01:29:59,061 --> 01:30:01,830
You're in trouble.
We're going home,
honey.
1285
01:30:04,467 --> 01:30:07,936
[ Reporter ] Yes, there's been
quite a turn of events.
The main mutiny is over...
1286
01:30:07,970 --> 01:30:10,773
and the "rebelettes"
are going home.
1287
01:30:10,806 --> 01:30:13,175
And the president of the board
of trustees and her husband
has resigned as well.
1288
01:30:15,578 --> 01:30:18,180
[ Tinka's Mom ]
It's all far too much
excitement for me.
1289
01:30:18,213 --> 01:30:22,851
I don't know why
you young girls have such
a great appetite for drama.
1290
01:30:22,885 --> 01:30:25,153
Still, I am glad you all
stopped them...
[ Animal Noises ]
1291
01:30:25,187 --> 01:30:28,223
from rushing
into this coeducation.
1292
01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:32,628
In many ways,
the old ways
are the best ways.
1293
01:30:32,661 --> 01:30:36,699
Oh, by the way,
the Wheelwright boy will be
back in town for the holidays,
1294
01:30:36,732 --> 01:30:40,202
and I thought since his parents
and I are such great friends,
1295
01:30:40,235 --> 01:30:43,105
that it was high time
the two of you were introduced.
1296
01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:56,251
* Those cuties have fun
can't wait to get home *
Bye, Odie !
1297
01:30:56,284 --> 01:31:00,222
Bye, Momo.
Bye, Tweety.
[ Tweety ] Bye, Odie !
1298
01:31:00,255 --> 01:31:04,827
- Bye ! See ya next year.
- [ Verena ] Odious !
1299
01:31:07,630 --> 01:31:11,099
- Verena !
- We drove down as soon as we
heard the news on the radio.
1300
01:31:12,768 --> 01:31:14,770
You were brilliant.
1301
01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:16,972
This is Frosty.
Hi.
1302
01:31:17,005 --> 01:31:19,041
Guess what ? We both
got accepted to Chancery.
1303
01:31:19,074 --> 01:31:22,878
We're going to be
going there in September.
Hmm.
1304
01:31:22,911 --> 01:31:24,813
Coed school will be
a nice change.
1305
01:31:26,148 --> 01:31:28,050
Excuse us, please.
1306
01:31:30,619 --> 01:31:33,288
You hypocrite.
I thought you said
you hated boys.
1307
01:31:33,321 --> 01:31:35,223
I know.
[ Sighs ]
1308
01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:41,063
But I've been thinking.
Perhaps they're like dogs.
1309
01:31:41,096 --> 01:31:44,266
If we don't take them in,
they run wild and they're
a danger to society.
1310
01:31:45,968 --> 01:31:47,803
Verena, up yours
with a Breck bottle.
1311
01:31:49,872 --> 01:31:52,608
[ Tinka ]
Bye, guys !
1312
01:31:54,610 --> 01:31:56,845
[ Together ] Bye !
1313
01:31:56,879 --> 01:31:59,214
Bye !
* Girlfriends for life
1314
01:31:59,247 --> 01:32:02,084
* Girlfriends
1315
01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:05,654
* For life
1316
01:32:18,934 --> 01:32:23,205
* Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah *
1317
01:32:23,238 --> 01:32:27,943
* Talkin' about
my girlfriends *
* For life
1318
01:32:27,976 --> 01:32:30,646
* Girlfriends
* For life
1319
01:32:30,679 --> 01:32:33,348
* Girlfriends
1320
01:32:33,381 --> 01:32:37,519
* For life
1321
01:32:41,389 --> 01:32:43,759
* The goin' gets tough
1322
01:32:43,792 --> 01:32:48,230
* We ain't no fluff
Struttin' our stuff
with girlfriends *
1323
01:32:48,263 --> 01:32:51,600
* Shampooed and curl
Mascara and pearls *
1324
01:32:51,634 --> 01:32:56,004
* What's that word
We're girlfriends *
* For life
1325
01:32:56,038 --> 01:32:59,041
* Girlfriends
* For life
1326
01:32:59,074 --> 01:33:01,644
* Girlfriends
1327
01:33:01,677 --> 01:33:06,081
* For life
1328
01:33:06,114 --> 01:33:07,950
* Yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah **
1329
01:33:12,821 --> 01:33:15,257
* I hear Stacy
went out with him *
1330
01:33:15,290 --> 01:33:17,660
* What, is she crazy
1331
01:33:17,693 --> 01:33:20,295
* There she is
* She's walkin'
kinda funny *
1332
01:33:20,328 --> 01:33:24,933
* Let's ask her
* Hey, Stacy, what's new
1333
01:33:28,136 --> 01:33:31,306
* Met a boy so sweet
1334
01:33:31,339 --> 01:33:35,811
* He took me out
last week *
1335
01:33:35,844 --> 01:33:39,214
* For a movie
and a dinner *
1336
01:33:39,247 --> 01:33:43,085
* Then we parked
on a dead-end street *
1337
01:33:43,118 --> 01:33:46,955
* He said I've got
a present for you *
1338
01:33:46,989 --> 01:33:51,126
* I thought my dreams
were all coming true *
1339
01:33:51,159 --> 01:33:54,997
* I closed my eyes
1340
01:33:55,030 --> 01:33:58,767
* I fantasized
1341
01:33:58,801 --> 01:34:03,038
* I held out my hand
1342
01:34:03,071 --> 01:34:06,008
* Waited for
my big surprise *
1343
01:34:06,041 --> 01:34:08,210
* Was it a diamond ring
1344
01:34:08,243 --> 01:34:11,780
* Or a brand-new dress
* Perfume, I bet
1345
01:34:11,814 --> 01:34:13,782
* Well, can't you guess
1346
01:34:13,816 --> 01:34:17,052
* Oh, oh, oh, oh
1347
01:34:17,085 --> 01:34:19,955
* A hairy bird
1348
01:34:22,157 --> 01:34:25,928
* What could I say
1349
01:34:25,961 --> 01:34:29,932
* So new to romance
1350
01:34:29,965 --> 01:34:33,869
* I looked up
at his face *
* Don't look down
1351
01:34:33,902 --> 01:34:37,205
* I looked down
at his pants *
1352
01:34:37,239 --> 01:34:40,776
* When a guy asks for
the proof of your love *
1353
01:34:40,809 --> 01:34:45,213
* Do you spit out your gum
Do you put on a glove *
1354
01:34:45,247 --> 01:34:48,984
* What are the rules
1355
01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:53,121
* The etiquette
1356
01:34:53,155 --> 01:34:56,892
* All the things
Mama told me *
1357
01:34:56,925 --> 01:35:00,228
* Are inappropriate
1358
01:35:00,262 --> 01:35:03,131
* Girl, what are ya
carryin' on about *
1359
01:35:03,165 --> 01:35:05,233
* Come on,
talk English *
1360
01:35:05,267 --> 01:35:07,970
* Do I have to spell
it out *
1361
01:35:08,003 --> 01:35:11,006
* Oh, oh, oh, oh
1362
01:35:11,039 --> 01:35:14,309
* A hairy bird
1363
01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:19,982
* So, how big was it
1364
01:35:20,015 --> 01:35:22,384
* Well, smaller than
a mailbox *
1365
01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:25,053
* But bigger than one of those
little cocktail things *
1366
01:35:25,087 --> 01:35:28,490
* Was it long
* Well, pretty long
1367
01:35:28,523 --> 01:35:31,894
* But he's not
Vlad the Impaler *
1368
01:35:31,927 --> 01:35:35,898
* Go on
Go on *
1369
01:35:35,931 --> 01:35:38,300
* Go on
* Okay
1370
01:35:38,333 --> 01:35:43,438
* So, I thought
what would it hurt *
1371
01:35:43,471 --> 01:35:47,442
* One little bite
1372
01:35:47,475 --> 01:35:51,446
* But on your wedding day
1373
01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:55,183
* You couldn't wear white
* Oh, no
1374
01:35:55,217 --> 01:35:58,120
* I jumped out of his car
like a comet *
1375
01:35:58,153 --> 01:36:00,823
* And I guess I must have
slammed the door on it *
1376
01:36:00,856 --> 01:36:03,058
* Look out, look out,
look out *
[ Boy Screaming ]
1377
01:36:03,091 --> 01:36:05,493
* Oh, oh, oh, oh
1378
01:36:05,527 --> 01:36:09,031
* A hairy bird
1379
01:36:10,966 --> 01:36:14,569
* Everybody, have you heard
the word *
1380
01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:18,006
* She slammed the door
and she crushed that bird *
1381
01:36:18,040 --> 01:36:20,843
* Oh, oh, oh, oh
1382
01:36:20,876 --> 01:36:24,046
* The hairy bird
1383
01:36:26,414 --> 01:36:30,085
* Everybody, have you heard
the word *
* Oh, oh, oh
1384
01:36:30,118 --> 01:36:33,555
* She slammed the door
and she crushed that bird *
* Oh, oh
1385
01:36:33,588 --> 01:36:38,460
* Oh, oh, oh, oh
* The hairy bird
1386
01:36:41,463 --> 01:36:45,067
* Everybody, have you heard
the word *
* Oh, oh, oh
1387
01:36:45,100 --> 01:36:46,835
* She slammed the door
and she crushed that bird **
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