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♫ That happiness poems write of ♫

♫ speak of the corners of the heavens and seas I want to visit ♫

♫ It’s all true, it’s the answer to your question ♫

♫ Look at the sprouting cherry blossoms outside the window. I’m never letting go of this hand I’m holding ♫

♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫

♫ I understand that you and I used to be too different. That’s what’s good about you ♫

♫ Even when you occasionally get a bit angry, you’re still so cute that I cannot resent you ♫

♫ But I’m just like this and carefree, letting you occupy more territory step by step ♫

♫ In all the fairy tales with beautiful endings ♫

♫ the place where you are is the corner of the heavens and seas ♫

♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫

My Amazing Boyfriend

- Episode 2 -

Miss Tian, your coffee is here.

What time is it?

There's still twenty minutes until the program starts.

Have you not slept well recently?

Your dark circles are so heavy.

Lately, I've been dreaming about a mummy knocking on my door every night.

Don't worry, dreams always mean the opposite things.

So you're saying that the mummy that knocks on my door every night

isn't dead at all?

What I mean is, dead bodies will not knock on doors.

But don't movies always depict it like that?

The lead actress, after waking from a car accident,

suddenly discovers that she can see ghosts,

and she finds that only she can see them.

Then she is mistaken for a lunatic and gets sent to a psychiatric hospital.

Yes, but Miss Tian, don't worry.

These things will definitely not happen.

You said it yourself: It is usually the lead character who encounters that kind of situation.

You are just a second female lead.

- What did you say?
- You are just a second female lead.

- Me!?
- Miss Tian, stop hitting me!

- Who are you talking about? Me?
- Stop hitting!

Who are you talking about?

Tian Jing Zhi!

Brother, can I go in to have a look?

If we started a fight, it would be bad, don't you think?

If you're not saying anything, I'll just take it as a yes.

I thought Tian Jing Zhi and Zhang Xuan Xuan not getting along

was just a rumor.

When are there ever good relationships between actresses?

Brothers, I give up.

Tian Jing Zhi, you haven't picked up my calls for an entire month,

and you haven't allowed any visitors to see you. Did you think you could hide forever?

Why do I have to hide?

Are you trying to create a scandal about our poor relationship in order to increase your click-rate?

Does an A-list actress need a B-list actress to increase her click-rate?

Tian Jing Zhi, what good did you do

while I was abroad filming a music video a month ago?

You dare feign amnesia to me?

A garden full of fragrant roses. Get your memory back?

I did pick them. Hit me then.

Here. Hit me here.

Then tomorrow's entertainment news headline will be:

"A-list actress beats up B-list actress."

That also has a high click-rate.

The problem is that you wasted an entire garden of roses and you still didn't succeed.

I warned you before.

Look, your palm doesn't even have a marriage line.

Don't even think about the stupid idea of proposing.

You just would not listen!

This isn't scientific!

In my world, Xiao Yuan rejecting you is scientific.

Then give me a scientific explanation. Why does he always thank Ling Li?

This doesn't have a scientific explanation.

I really want to rip my clothes off and run out of here!

This is not scientific.

Number one: I am not interested in women.

Number two: My fiancée, Hong Shi Guan, has been called

- "the brightest man in the world."
- "the brightest man in the world."

Be good.

Shouting won't work.

Listen to your older sister's words.

Believe in science.

When you've finished filming, I'll take you to my master.
(she's talking about a fortune-teller)

No need!

A life committed to a lone star.

- Is it serious?
- It's in the late stages.

Is it really that horrible?

Master, please explain it to her.

Your life is obviously supposed to be rich, yet you live it roughly and are drifting.

Your are obviously meant to blossom and not wither,

but you enter a life of solitude with no possibility of marriage.

I have lived for over seventy years

and yet I am seeing such an unlucky fate for the first time.

How is it? Isn't it true?

He didn't have to say it so sternly.

I heard from people that doing good things can switch one's luck around.

Don't you think my luck these days has been good?

Although I've had a car accident, my popularity has risen.

And my public notice has increased, too.

We call this "the last radiance of the setting sun."

Just like when the sun is setting down the mountain,

there is an exceptional beauty.

So you are saying that I'm about to set like the sun?

Nature... cannot be revealed.

No, you must reveal it!

Master,

please help her a bit. She's still young

and her sun, which hasn't even risen yet, is already setting.

Isn't this pitiful?

You, I'll tell you this.

Your life is too hard, you know that?

You must find a person whose life is even harder than yours to boost you up.

This is the only way your unlucky fate can be changed, understand?

How hard of a person do I need?

Those types that you can hit with a stone and not die?

That's about right.

Master, is your life hard?

You... you... you... What do you mean?

Tian Jing Zhi, don't mess around.

My master has a thin fate and he just leaked out a secret.

He will easily suffer a disaster of carnage.

Master! Master, are you alright?

Is my fine china alright?

It's fine, it's fine.

Take it slowly.

As long as my china is fine, that's okay.

Master, you're bleeding.

It's probably sweat.

Take care of my china.

Miss Tian,

- you have very bad luck.
- I...

Master! Master!

[Looking for renter: 2,000 per month - Single room]

[Requests your pillars of fate. Please contact if interested.]

A person that won't die even if you hit their head with a stone?

Do you really think that the world is full of iron men?

Where am I supposed to find such a hard-fated person?

Come this way. Today is the first time this late-Qing manor

has opened its doors to visitors after a three-month period of closure. We welcome your visit.

Follow me.

Here, everybody. The next exhibit we're going to visit is this study room of the late Qing Dynasty's manor.

The owner of this manor liked to read a lot during his lifetime.

Also, a considerable amount of books are collected in the museum.

In addition, the owner also liked photography.

He was an early photography enthusiast.

Come this way with me.

Over here.

I've diligently searched for you for a month. Are you ready to show your face?

[Unidentified object.]

Are you mad that I haven't come to visit you in a hundred years?

Did you know?

I laid in the museum for people to view for a long time.

Now, even the house is being toured.

I'm thinking the same thing as you. I also want to know who hurt me.

Don't worry. Even though I've lost some of my memories, I already have some clues.

These two people that are my clues

all are related to the woman that I saved.

If I want to find my enemy, I first will have to form an alliance with this woman.

There's also another reason. This woman seems to have very bad luck.

If she accidentally dies then

I might also die, too.

- Hello?
- The rent is so cheap, you wouldn't be a con artist, right?

- Hello?
- What?

Want to see if we're meant to be?

My head is totally round!

- Hello?
- I'll tell you my horoscope, but what should I do if you lie to me?

- Hello?
- Hello?

This voice, you must be Miss Tian Jing, am I right?

I like you a lot. What do you want my horoscope to be?

I can accommodate you!

- What do you think of this guy's horoscope?
- Too old.

- What about this one?
- Be careful, you might kill him.

- What about this one?
- You're the first place failure and he's second.

Is there anyone else?

I'm dead; burn something for me.

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Yan Zhi, I heard from Ling Ling that you met with Tian Jing Zhi?

Is her condition really that good?

If I hadn't seen for myself, I wouldn't have believed either. She's in great shape, very lively.

She still yells at people like before.

[First time available for rent. Decorated like a wonderland.]

Yes, yes, it is! It's Master!

Fried rice with egg. Here's twenty-five.

Can I come in?

Absolutely not!

Good thing I got the news early.

In this pineapple station planned prank show,

none of the producers have high principles!

So toxic, using the beauty scheme. Where did they find this type of guy?

It was totally designed to eliminate me.

But to prank me, you guys are still a hundred years too early.

This show seems pretty good.

I think so, too.

Hey, I said that you couldn't come in!

I heard.

Are you that other guy's twin brother?

If I were, then can I come in?

No, you can't.

Then I'm not his twin.

The coffee shop in front of my house has pretty good coffee.

Let me go buy a cup for you.

If I had really wanted kill you, do you think that you'd still be able to run away from me?

Unfortunate Miss?

You are that... dormant body?

Miss, although you saved my life,

I really don't know whether or not I should save you.

This may not be the best course of action for the two of us.

My God, a car accident!

Hey! Is the girl still alive?

She's still alive, but she's about to die soon.

Have you called the police yet?

- Not yet.
- What? Let me call the police first.

Oh my, such a young girl. If she were to die, how would her family feel?

Hello?

Hey, is this 110?

Yes, yes, yes, yes...

Hey, you bastard! Put that girl down!

Your current heart rate is over 120 bpm.

If you have something to ask, just ask.

Can... can you fly? What exactly are you?

You can think of me as having eaten the devil fruit.

Then come back when you're the pirate king!

There wouldn't be enough time then.

Can you help me? I need a place to live.

B-But there's already a lot of people living in this house.

There's no space for you to live.

[Debunked]

In this world, I do not know anyone besides you.

All I need is a place to stay.

Once I find the person I'm looking for, I'll leave. I won't bother you for long.

So, to repay you for letting me stay here, I'll guarantee your safety.

Oh... Safety?!

[Game Over]

You really look like an unlucky person.

I wouldn't want you to randomly die in another car accident,

or get bored in the middle of night and fall to your death in a sewer.

I was awakened because of your blood. If something happens to you, I might have a problem, too.

Okay. You can live here. No problem. Helping someone in a crisis.

However, there are some problems that we need to go over.

Understanding of each other's appeal thoroughly.

Also, lifestyle habits and basic background information.

- Speak human words.
- What species are you and where did you come from?

More than four hundred years ago, I was a normal person.

Then something strange happened, so I became immortal.

[Humph!]

For the past few hundred years, I've been trying to find answers.

A few days ago, I unexpectedly found some information.

It's about telomeres and telomerase,
(note: telomere is a part of our DNA that affect how our cells age.and telomerase is an enzyme used in the creation of new cells and a part of our RNA)

and might be the secret of why I have a long life.

Human aging is a very complicated study. You won't understand even if I told you.

Put simply, my condition is most likely due to some genetic mutation.

Do you believe in immortal beings?

Oh no! He must be a patient from the psychiatric ward!

Last time... that crazy person who got me out of the manhole was you, wasn't it?

Help me. What did I get myself into!?

So... what do you eat?

I prefer the fluid of a normal human diet.

For example, this. Your favorite, milk tea.

Are you... sure?

Modern people don't have any basic trust in others.

You said that my blood saved you.

So don't you have to call me "mother"?

If you haven't offered blood before, you must have at least seen it before.

Even though you're lacking in knowledge, at least you should have some common sense.

You said that something strange happened after that, what was it?

Ah! Stop! Don't say it!

The less I know, the safer I am.

I didn't hear anything! I didn't hear anything!

Boss, I checked his medical records.

All of them are recoveries; there aren't any treatment results.

As expected.

In addition, that guy, Xu Ling Qiao, really made a fake certificate, just as you thought.

But how did you know he made a fake certificate?

I was just making a bold guess.

If a person wants to live on in the modern world,

that person would need a legitimate identity. That person is really smart

and has a lot of pride. He wouldn't give up his life.

He actually didn't die?

Besides going to the library, did Xue Ling Qiao meet anyone else?

We didn't see him searching for someone. This is the list with all the books that Xue Ling Qiao checked out

and his browsing history.

"Social science."

"Biology." "Stem Cell Institute."

He lost ten years of his memories,

so he forgot about me.

This time...

I won't miss out.

Hello?

I got it.

Boss, I just got the message that Xue Ling Qiao went to Tian Jing Zhi's home.

Tian Jing Zhi?

This is your room. You can't go into my room without my permission.

Okay, just give me a laptop. I prefer Apple.

You were in the museum for so long and just woke up a little more than a month ago.

When did you learn how to use a computer?

One month is enough for me to learn all the skills I need to survive in modern society.

Learning the developments of the last century from reading old newspapers

is maybe more than what you've learned in the past 28 years.

Yes, yes, yes...

You're an ageless monster. Of course, I can't compare myself to you.

But didn't your mother teach you not to reveal a woman's age?

First: I'm a human being. Just with some specialties.

Second: Of course, my mother passed away more than seven hundred years ago.

Sounds pretty scary.

Oh, right.

You are a body that cost the research center a lot of money

when you were rented.

And you obviously ran away after you woke up.

There are two idiots who thought you were stolen

and who are searching for you everywhere.

Oh my!

The two idiots you're talking about are your number six and seven, right?

Such a gossip monster...

He even knows that.

Unless... I've already become famous in your monster world?

I said that I'm a human.

You didn't even tell them and just ran off.

That's not very honorable.

Ye Chen lost a lot this time.

Isn't it all because your blood revived me?

You can just take this as a separation fee. You can say that, right?

What kind of a separation fee brings itself to someone's house on their own two legs?

Yours.

Help yourself.

By the way, I know you come and go like a shadow,

but don't be the way you were before;

suddenly appearing in front my bed or suddenly disappearing.

It will scare me to death.

What to do, what to do, what to do?

Oh, right! Ask for help online.

[How do you drive a monster away from your house?]

There it is! Sunshine?

But he's doesn't seem to be the type to be afraid of sunshine.

I see, monsters are mostly afraid of...

[Battle of pride]
Round one!

Oh my!

[Battle of pride]
Round two!

[Battle of pride]
Round three!

[GAME OVER]

Defeated

She's coming.

Hello, Miss Zhang!

Say something about filming a new drama. How is it going?

It's quite good.

Hello, Mr. Hong. Where is your company planning on investing in next?

We are still deciding.

Please take a picture together.

Okay, okay. Thanks, everyone.

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It doesn't suit your taste? You're eating less than actresses do.

No, my appetite is poor lately.

Did you see the doctor?

It's a chronic problem. My body is just weak.

You should have told me earlier if you weren't feeling well.

Our marriage is only strategic.

We're not really in love or planning to have children.

We're just meeting every Friday to demonstrate our love,

so missing one time is not a big deal.

It's said like that.

But to have dinner with the beauty Zhang Xuan Xuan,

I don't think that any man would miss out on that.

Smooth talking is not your style.

So? My words are sincere.

You just said you picked up a new movie project.

Yes, I did! I had originally only intended to play a supporting character, but I found that the script was pretty interesting.

So I auditioned for the main role.

I defeated all the actresses to get this role.

You know, I only play and accept those roles I'm interested in.

You got the best new actress title for your first movie.

If such a talent is just for fun, that's too big of a waste.

I don't have a choice. There's only me in the Zhang family to carry on.

And I recommended Tian Jing Zhi to the director. I think we will be starring in the same movie.

Has Miss Tian been discharged from the hospital?

Yes, she's been discharged.

I forgot to tell you, she told me to thank you for the flower basket.

She's too kind.

Actually, I want to find time to officially meet Miss Tian.

Come and visit us next time when we're filming.

She also wanted to meet my fiancée.

Okay, it's my pleasure.

[Library]

Every computer has Trojan software on it.

What kind of student has nothing to do and did that?

I think it was done by a hacker. Don't you know? The library security system got hacked, too.

Maybe it's the same person.

Really? You mean a twisted voyeur is monitoring the library?

Who knows? Just fix it.

[Computer Network – Security System]

Hello, viewers, and welcome

to our weekly broadcast of "More Than Beauty."

I'm your handsome best friend, Feng Re Re.
Wow, so hot!

That's right! For today's show, we have invited

three extremely beautiful celebrities to join us on site

to share their beautiful stories. Guests, please greet our audience.

Hello, everyone.

What a magnificent way of saying hello!

Would you possibly want to put some spice on our show today?

Let's get right into the call-in part of our program.

So exaggerated!

Okay! Let's all get ready to take our very first special caller of today.

Hello, this is your host Feng Re Re from "More Than Beauty" calling—

Is it me? Am I really on right now?

I want to speak to Tian Jing Zhi!

Miss Tian's popularity is very high; worthy to be the goddess of shut-ins.

Miss Tian, it's me, from yesterday!

Connecting to our lucky caller two days in a row is just too lucky. Do you have any questions to ask Miss Tian?

I want to ask if you really won't go out with me?

If you propose to me, I won't refuse! Also, my dad...

[Stiff]

That guy— Hello? Oh, the signal is weak.

Ah, the signal was just too poor. So sorry to break off the call with the lucky audience member.

Then for the rest of this time, we will ask the director to connect us to...

[What the f**k!]
the second lucky fan. Hello?

A weird monster shows up at my house, then a crazy pervert on the show...

Is this the Unlucky Person Show part 2?

Feng Dong Dong,

didn't you say you could decipher the crazy members of the audience?

How could you even dare pick up phone calls from such sick people?

I'm sorry, Miss Tian. I'm not in the mood to explain it to you.

The producer of the program didn't get along with the host

who is also my twin brother.

They also looked and found another assistant director to replace me... who is my younger cousin.

And... the producers just told me,

that they are cancelling the interactive part of the program.

So they don't need two assistant directors anymore.

I just got fired.

The problem is that I also don't get along with my brother!

Oh dear, so you've just lost a job that made you into a scapegoat.

Such a pity.

Miss Tian, I have three days until I need to pay my rent.

Unfortunately, I'm not your landlord.

Otherwise, I would give you one more day for sure.

Miss Tian! If that happens, I can't serve or take care of you for much longer.

Dong Dong truly feels sorry from the bottom of his heart!

Hey.

Miss Tian, last time you were looking for an assistant, the pay was ¥2000 a month.
(around $300 USD)

Is the offer still available?

But last time you said that this small amount of money isn't enough to even raise a dog.

It's not enough for a dog, but it's more than enough for me! It's not like I eat as much as a dog.

But last time you also said,

that finding someone who could put up with me is pretty much impossible.

Oh, that's right. Last time, you, Mr. Feng, also said

that such a stingy person like me would never find an assistant.

How would you need to light a lantern just to find an assistant?

If you threw a bone, there would be a whole group of people coming.

Alright, since you really earnestly and sincerely want this

job to the point that even damaging your head would not get you to it,

let me ask you two questions. If you pass, you can start working tomorrow.

If I fell into the sea with your mother, who would you save first?

Of course, it'd be you! If my mother fell in, my father would save her.

Because my mother also asked this question before they married.

My dad's response was, no matter who is falling into the sea,

he will save my mom for sure. So don't worry, I will save you.

Second question: If I fall into the sea with your father, who are you going to save first?

Why would you be there with my dad?

Perfect! Congratulations, you passed.

The first answer perfectly answers an old question that all men in this world cannot avoid.

The second question uses usual logical reasoning to look at appearance to decide the answer.

Assistant Feng, welcome.

Alright. I'll give you a chance to get to know me better.

Miss Tian, every month you have roles as a business ambassador,

a model in magazine shoots, and an actress in program recording and filming...

You make so much money, yet you don't spend it on clothes and bags.

So why is it that you never have any money?

Since you are my assistant, I'll tell only you.

Actually, I am hiring someone to dig a well.

- To dig a well?
- Shhh!

Let's do proper business. I already printed the contract.

Fingerprint here.

Why are you still reading? So slow!

Are you even a man?

[Tian Jing Zhi is not injured. The mummy has come back to life.]

♫ The broken faucet in the bathroom ♫

♫ has dripped and rusted ♫

♫ The bedside looks like your figure ♫

♫ Often, ♫

♫ it’s reminded me for a long time ♫

♫ You didn’t speak ♫

♫ You didn’t say you’d go with me ♫

♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫

♫ You didn’t speak ♫

♫ You didn’t appear at the intersection ♫

♫ Let it be me this time, and I won’t casually hold and let go of your hand ♫

♫ After that day under the dim street light ♫

♫ it was said there won’t be such eternity in time ever again ♫

♫ I’m still waiting to ask in the next life ♫

♫ will you be able to let me go? Come back ♫

♫ Be with me for a lifetime ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to say you’ll go with me ♫

♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to appear at the intersection ♫

♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫

♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫

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