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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:07,673 Please open up! 2 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:09,377 It's me! Open up! 3 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:11,257 Nine-one-one, what's your emergency? 4 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:14,104 I have... a situation. 5 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,596 There's... 6 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:18,814 There's... 7 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:23,229 There's a crazy lady trying to break open the doors 8 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:25,024 of this office building. 9 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,243 -Please send a patrol. -Open up! It's me! 10 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,493 -Open up, damn it! -Shut up, you crazy hag! 11 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,238 Why is she so upset? 12 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:39,584 What will I do if she gets in? All I have is this useless thing. 13 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,537 Open up! 14 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:44,837 Oh! 15 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,587 Open up, please! 16 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,259 I'm not letting you in! 17 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:50,801 Hey! 18 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,942 I have something for you. You're going to like it. 19 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,196 No, no. 20 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,244 -At this time? -No, no. 21 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,280 Where are you, Ricardo? 22 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:18,907 Come to the office right now! I need you! It's urgent. 23 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,785 I can't. I... 24 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,707 Hi, Armando. Nice to meet you. 25 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,626 Ricardo can't talk right now. 26 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:31,014 He's a little tied up. 27 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:32,838 Armando! 28 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:36,635 Who are you? Put my friend on the phone now! 29 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:40,561 You have to understand. Your friend tried to play us. 30 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:43,191 Armando! 31 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:47,146 -Get everything, baby. -Armando! 32 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:52,244 -Let's go! -Armando! 33 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,612 -Let's go. -No! 34 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,413 She was one large, ugly woman. 35 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:01,794 No, she was huge and really ugly. 36 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:05,713 She kept yelling at me to let her in as if she owned the place. 37 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,629 I didn't, though. 38 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:09,996 Are you sure you didn't know her? 39 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,088 Positive. 40 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,547 She was caught on our security cameras. 41 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:15,796 Would you like to see that? Come on. 42 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,615 Hi. Betty speaking. 43 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:44,042 Betty, it's me. Meet me at the office now! 44 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,792 Hello, Mr. Armando. 45 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:52,053 I'll help you. I'll ask for a loan. 46 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,220 What? Are you asleep? 47 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,379 Uh-huh. Yes. 48 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,718 I'm dreaming that I'm talking to you. 49 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,140 No, this isn't a dream. Wake up right now! 50 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:04,434 What? 51 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,481 Mr. Armando? 52 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,357 -Is it really you? -Yes, it's me. 53 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,530 Come to the office immediately! Get over here, Betty! 54 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:14,613 A cross-dresser? 55 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,531 No way! 56 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,695 I've met uglier women who've snagged a husband. 57 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:21,868 How'd you know he was a man? 58 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:25,791 She belongs to a gang of troublemakers we're looking for. 59 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,792 They were responsible for a fight at a club tonight 60 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,044 in which I was injured. 61 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:32,300 If you see her again, call us immediately. 62 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:36,052 -She could be very dangerous. -Sir, yes, sir! 63 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,386 Here. Wait for me. 64 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:42,474 The person we're picking up should be somewhere around here. 65 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,685 Betty! Betty, it's me! Come here! 66 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,061 Mr. Armando? 67 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:55,693 Get in here. Yes, it's me. I need your help. 68 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:58,775 Don't laugh! 69 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,113 Sorry. I didn't recognize you. 70 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,578 I know I look ridiculous, but help me, please. 71 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,619 Tonight's been the weirdest night of my life. 72 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:07,542 I can imagine. Actually, I can't. 73 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:08,962 Please don't laugh! 74 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,830 Right, sorry. Need me to take you home? 75 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,287 No, Marcela and her siblings are there. 76 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,800 The last thing I need right now is Daniel giving me a hard time. 77 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:19,344 I know I'm asking a lot, but please take me to your house 78 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,505 and ask your dad to lend me some clothes. 79 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,391 -My dad? -Yes! 80 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,811 You two don't even dress alike. 81 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,101 Plus, his clothes won't fit you. 82 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:31,404 All I need right now are some men's clothes. 83 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,483 Take us to... Where are we going? 84 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,225 We're going to Jackson Heights, please. 85 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,779 -Enough, Beatriz. Don't laugh! -Sorry, sorry. 86 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:50,081 I'm done waiting for Armando. I'm leaving. 87 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:54,995 Armando will walk through that door any minute now. 88 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,626 You said that two hours ago. 89 00:04:56,713 --> 00:05:00,093 He obviously doesn't care about getting together with us, 90 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,724 much less his wedding. 91 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,005 Bye. 92 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,764 You're such a drag! Leave! 93 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,934 The exit is that way. Straight ahead. 94 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:11,305 Let's open another bottle of wine. 95 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,186 No, hold on. 96 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:16,689 Marce, we have to reschedule because I'm tired. 97 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:19,114 -Yes, let's do that. -No, no! 98 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,612 The night's still young. Let's party, Marce! 99 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,486 Party? What's the matter with you? 100 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,743 We have to work tomorrow. You need to rest. 101 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,038 Daniel, could you please take Patricia home? 102 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,542 -You can't drive like this. -Sure. 103 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:32,211 -Sure I can! -You can't! 104 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:36,340 I had the crystal thing done. I can do a perfect tree pose. 105 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,209 Listen, here's your bag. 106 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,166 Take an extra bag in case she throws up. 107 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:41,966 Wait! 108 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,343 I'm keeping your car keys! 109 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,137 Give them back! 110 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:48,510 No, no! 111 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:50,519 -Give them back. -No, Patricia. 112 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,022 You know what? I don't care. 113 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:54,767 You wanna keep them? Keep them! 114 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,734 Just remember to pay the valet. 115 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,525 It's very expensive and I'm broke. 116 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,740 Don't worry. I'll handle it. 117 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,951 God saw it fit to punish me by giving me a lot of money. 118 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,323 -Bye, sises. -Bye. 119 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:07,447 Wait for me. 120 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,459 Come on in, Mr. Armando. 121 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:16,751 -Which way? -That way. 122 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,128 Thanks. 123 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:20,840 That way? 124 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:23,764 You're going to wake up my parents! 125 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,221 Sorry, sorry. 126 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,062 This way. Follow me. 127 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,770 Stop. 128 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,648 The coast is clear. Come on. 129 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,274 What? 130 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,356 If they wake up, it'll be worse. 131 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,235 Betty? Who is this...? 132 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:50,326 Mr. Armando? Is that you? 133 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,711 Yes, ma'am. It's me. 134 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,709 I'm so sorry. I hate to bother you, but... 135 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,797 Why are you dressed...? What's all this, sweetie? 136 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,208 Betty, don't laugh. 137 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:05,262 Mr. Armando was at a costume party. 138 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:06,798 That much is obvious. 139 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,262 -He wants to change. -Yes, please. 140 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:13,806 I was going to ask you if he could use some of Dad's clothes. 141 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,348 Please, ma'am, I promise you'll have it back tomorrow. 142 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:19,693 It'll be dry-cleaned too. 143 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,572 I don't know if anything will fit you, but let's see. 144 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,067 I'm sure something will. 145 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,902 -Come on. -Thank you, ma'am. 146 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,298 You intend to drive home in that state? 147 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,510 Patricia, you're drunk. 148 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:58,733 I may be drunk, but I'm not as stupid as you think I am. 149 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,941 I'm not going anywhere with you. 150 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,733 You're not? How will you get home? 151 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,027 My sister has your car keys. 152 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,619 -How will you get home? -I'll fly home. 153 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:12,779 -Oh, yeah? -Uh-Huh. 154 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,997 Or I'll take a taxi. Or maybe I'll crawl home. 155 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:17,538 But I won't leave with you. 156 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,920 You, Daniel Valencia, disgust me! 157 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:23,838 I'm not afraid of you. 158 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:25,756 No, I'm not. 159 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:29,973 You're just a coward who does everything from the shadows. 160 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:35,102 -Do you hate me that much? -No. 161 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,636 I find you revolting. 162 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,852 You think you're all that because you have money, 163 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,768 but you wouldn't be anything without it! 164 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:48,071 But you'd sure love to have it, huh? 165 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,568 Admit it, Patricia. You're dying to kiss me. 166 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,448 Of course not, you pretentious idiot! 167 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,794 Shut it up! 168 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,416 No, enough! Oh, alright. 169 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,676 Come on, honey. Come on! 170 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,313 Stop doing the dishes, Cinderella. 171 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,481 Come have a drink with me instead. 172 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,777 Don't you have anyone in charge of the housekeeping? 173 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:33,951 I don't mind doing this while we talk. 174 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:40,371 I can't stop thinking about how different we've always been. 175 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,165 You dreamt of being a housewife 176 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,286 and I dreamt of being a flight attendant 177 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,706 so I could travel the world. 178 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,634 Stop that already and come enjoy this wonderful wine. 179 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,585 -I'll pour you a glass. -Alright. 180 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:57,183 Cheers! 181 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,390 You know, 182 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,312 sometimes it's as if you're the youngest Valencia sibling. 183 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,858 You know, I think so, too. 184 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,359 I think the stars got it wrong, for once. 185 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,322 I'd like to be more like you sometimes. 186 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:16,319 Yes, I'd like to travel, be so detached, 187 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,906 and only worry about the present. 188 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,288 I don't want to overthink so much. 189 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:26,041 Then do it. We have enough money for it. 190 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,165 We don't have to worry about making more. 191 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:35,718 Are you really sure about this wedding? 192 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,427 Are you siding with Daniel? 193 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,851 What do you both have against Armando? 194 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:44,232 No, I have nothing against him. I really like the guy. 195 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,475 Plus, I have to admit that he's very good looking. 196 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:47,897 I just don't know. 197 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,823 Do you think he's the right man for you? 198 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,362 I've been sure of it since I was a teenager. 199 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,447 It's a matter of feeling, you know? 200 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:03,754 I just feel like he's all over the place. 201 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:11,245 Sis, sometimes it's best to let things go. 202 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,841 Right? Just like two tree trunks... 203 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,551 floating down a river until they disappear. 204 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,060 You can't keep someone who doesn't want to stay. 205 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,729 I don't care what you think. 206 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,016 I know that Armando is the one for me. 207 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,193 I trust him. And we will get married. 208 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,487 We're going to be very, very happy. 209 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:39,700 Just like the two tree trunks floating down the river. 210 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,342 Julia! 211 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,915 What are you doing? What time is it? 212 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,933 I'm sorry, honey. I was looking for... 213 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,013 Forget it. Go back to sleep. 214 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,846 What are you doing up at this hour? 215 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,016 What was that? 216 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,516 I didn't hear anything. 217 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:12,109 Are you deaf? Didn't you hear that? 218 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,319 Must be a thief! 219 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,534 I think it came from Betty's room. 220 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,991 -Demetrio. -What? 221 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,450 Don't do anything crazy! 222 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:20,567 Be quiet. 223 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,576 It's nothing. You're worrying over nothing. 224 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,158 What if they're armed? Get out of the way! 225 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,076 Calm down! Don't be silly. 226 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,826 Listen to me. Don't be stupid, Demetrio. 227 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:33,496 Demetrio, wait! 228 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:37,171 -This man, my goodness. -Turn around! 229 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,346 {\an8}PRESENTS 230 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,630 Whatever, whatever. 231 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:59,173 What is a she-devil doing in my innocent daughter's room 232 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,715 at two in the morning? 233 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,836 It's not a she-devil! 234 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,096 She's a friend from high school. 235 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,602 Oh, yeah? 236 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:11,846 And I'm Sylvester Stallone and I talk like this. 237 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,308 Nice to meet you, sir. I'm really sorry about all this. 238 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:19,148 Your friend's a little hoarse 239 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,440 and she has a bit of a beard. 240 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,451 I'll explain later. That's Mr. Armando. 241 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,410 I don't care if it's Armando, Juan or Violeta. 242 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,502 Get out of my house! 243 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,409 It's Mr. Armando! Betty's boss! 244 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,790 Yikes! 245 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,876 As I was saying... 246 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,260 Mr. Armando, would you like some coffee, sir? 247 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,628 No, sir. Thanks for the offer, though. 248 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,966 Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not like this. 249 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,215 He was at a costume party. Right? 250 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,216 Yes, that's it. 251 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,847 He was mugged somewhere close by. 252 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,645 And he needs a change of clothes. 253 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,648 Thanks. 254 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,650 He thanks you and thinks you're very kind. 255 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,027 Yeah, thank you so much. 256 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,703 You're welcome. Nice to meet you. 257 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:08,871 Likewise. 258 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,915 Hey, don't fall asleep. We're almost there. 259 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,677 -I won't fall asleep. -Alright. 260 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,511 -Oh, I know. -What? 261 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,389 Let's keep partying! 262 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,848 Yes! Let's do it, baby! 263 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,227 What? Baby? 264 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,691 Spare me all the corny talk. 265 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,528 All you have to do is keep me informed 266 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,993 on Armando and the company. 267 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,320 Right. How typical. 268 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:54,790 It's all about what you want and what you need. 269 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,495 What about me? 270 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,170 Alright, Patricia. 271 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,127 What is this very important thing you have to tell me? 272 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:09,431 I don't have to tell you it. I just need to have it. 273 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,430 Alright. What is it that you need? 274 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:16,136 A man. A real man. 275 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,477 -Okay. -You could be that man. 276 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:23,152 If you wanted to be, but you don't. 277 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,572 And I don't understand why. I'm really pretty. 278 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,571 Yes. 279 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,614 I also did three semesters of Finance at TUI. 280 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,618 -I mean, hello! -Wow... 281 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,906 -I could be a great wife. -Wife? 282 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,669 I'd give you very beautiful children too. 283 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,040 They'd be like you... and me. 284 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,802 Well, they'd be more like me, because you're a rat. 285 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:56,096 No, you're not a rat. You're a very cute mouse. 286 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,518 -How sweet. -I know. 287 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,766 -But you know what? -No. 288 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,358 That's not going to happen. We're here. 289 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,952 Get out. You're drunk and bitter. 290 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,988 You know what? Yes! Yes, I am bitter! 291 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,116 I hate everybody! 292 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,001 -Okay. -Most of all, I hate you. 293 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,804 Mr. Armando. 294 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,222 I only managed to find these flip-flops. 295 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,137 Thank you. This is perfect. 296 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:47,364 I can't face your parents. I'm so embarrassed. 297 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,283 You saved my life yet again. 298 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,784 -Don't mention it. It's my pleasure. -Thanks. 299 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,115 It's Marcela. 300 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,536 I'm not going to answer. I should handle this in person. 301 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,206 Just pray that I make it out alive. 302 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,581 Thank you for everything. Really. 303 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,206 -I'll walk you out. -Thank you. 304 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,101 -Bye. -Good bye. 305 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:33,485 Well, well, well! You finally showed up! 306 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,243 You have no idea what I've gone through. 307 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,199 What? 308 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,079 -What's that? -What? 309 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,332 Your eye. 310 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,294 One eye is one color... 311 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,285 -and the other is another. -What? 312 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,546 -What are you wearing? -That's not important. 313 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,630 This has been the weirdest night ever. 314 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:56,045 You reek of alcohol. Where were you? 315 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,295 -Alcohol? I can explain. -Yes! 316 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,557 My brother and sister and I waited for you all night. 317 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,180 I know, but let me explain. 318 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,728 No, when you stop trying to pull the wool over my eyes 319 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,153 then I'll listen to you! 320 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,321 -So you're not gonna listen? -No! 321 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,127 -Your dad is asleep. -Thank goodness. 322 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,974 Sweetie... 323 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,431 now that it's just us, tell me what's going on. 324 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:44,845 What's up with your boss? Why was he dressed like a woman? 325 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,096 Kind of weird, don't you think? 326 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,977 No, Mom. Mr. Armando isn't weird. 327 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,608 He made a deal with his designer. 328 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,526 A deal? 329 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,280 Some people do the strangest things. 330 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,866 That's so odd! 331 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,580 I think the strangest part of all of this 332 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,543 is that Mr. Armando called you. 333 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:13,173 Why does he always call on you? Doesn't he have any other employees? 334 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,128 Don't you think it's strange your boss always calls on you? 335 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,764 Is something else going on? 336 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,314 No, Mom! Of course not! 337 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:27,731 Mr. Armando called me because I was nearby, 338 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,437 that's all. 339 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,809 What other relationship could there be between an employee and her boss? 340 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,823 It's just a work relationship. 341 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,573 Besides, Mr. Armando... 342 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,866 trusts me very much. And I trust him. 343 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,988 We respect each other. 344 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,828 I'm sleepy, Mom. I should go to bed. 345 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,214 Good night. 346 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,264 -Good night, sweetie. Sleep tight. -You, too. 347 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,110 Your little joke yesterday took a hefty toll. 348 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,482 -I almost got arrested. -What did you do? 349 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,859 Steal a pair of silver stilettos to match your underwear? 350 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:21,859 It's not funny. 351 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,155 You can mess with me, but Marcela was affected. 352 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,291 Why? What happened to her? 353 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,448 We had dinner plans with her siblings, 354 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,207 but I couldn't make it because I was dressed like Rihanna. 355 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,620 And I couldn't explain what happened. 356 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,578 Don't worry about that. I'll talk to Marcela. 357 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,165 Look. 358 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,297 This is the collection's line sheet. 359 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,046 The divine Hugo always keeps his word. 360 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:48,273 Please don't tell Marcela I was at your bachelor party. 361 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,678 And don't you lie to me again 362 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,768 because I'm starting to trust you again. 363 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,399 I'll think of something to tell Marcela. 364 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,441 -Armie. -What? 365 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:02,067 You are undoubtedly the best. 366 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,029 What do you mean? 367 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,452 All of my friends asked for your number. 368 00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:10,659 And I gave it to them. 369 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,375 I love that you brought me to work, lovebug. 370 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,923 I feel like Pretty Woman. 371 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,837 Yes, but calm down. 372 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,925 -Do you have money? -Only enough for coffee. 373 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,312 I don't have much. 374 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,139 -What? No, honey. -I'll take this. 375 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:36,100 I'll go to that corner where they sell lots of cool things. 376 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,478 Alright. Let me fix your blouse. 377 00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:42,738 -What are you doing? -Fixing your blouse. 378 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,989 You're jealous. You're jealous, aren't you? 379 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,912 I'm not. It's cold inside. 380 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,985 You look more presentable this way. 381 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,947 Let me hold you. 382 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,999 -Kiss me. -And a kiss. 383 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,791 Caught you red handed! 384 00:22:56,291 --> 00:23:00,631 How could you bring this bitch here? 385 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,222 -Calm down! -Coward! 386 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:09,925 Get out! You're a coward! 387 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:14,732 Coward! Get out! 388 00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:16,942 Bastard! 389 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,364 You shouldn't get upset, ma'am. 390 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,606 At your age, it could lead to organ failure. 391 00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:30,284 I'm going to choke you, you slut! 392 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,787 Come here, you slut! 393 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,619 Come here! Let go! 394 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:36,874 Get back here, bitch! 395 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,212 Calm down. 396 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:45,220 How's the most beautiful and elegant woman of this company doing today? 397 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,382 I'm so glad you're here. 398 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,679 I'm dying to talk to someone. I feel like I'm about to burst. 399 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,602 Because Armando didn't make it to dinner last night? 400 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,274 -How did you know? -I know everything. 401 00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:01,815 I know where he was, with whom, and what he was doing. 402 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,109 -Oh, yeah? -Uh-huh. 403 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,154 Look. 404 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,041 -Armando? -Yes. 405 00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:24,669 No! Is this...? 406 00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:26,384 This is Armando? My Armando? 407 00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:28,844 Yes, your Armando, the future father of your children. 408 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,100 I can't believe this! 409 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,509 -I knew you'd love it. -Hold on. 410 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,482 No wonder he didn't want to tell me where he was going. 411 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:38,639 Why didn't you tell me? 412 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:42,897 I had to get him back for selling my collection to a cheap store. 413 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,231 You have no idea how furious I was. 414 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,437 Oh, I do. 415 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,242 Tell him you know, but don't make fun of him. 416 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:54,950 In his defense, he kept his word like a man. 417 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,286 He's a gentleman. 418 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,616 Does this mean you two have made up? 419 00:24:58,705 --> 00:24:59,865 For the time being. 420 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,879 But if he pulls another stunt like that... 421 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:05,802 I'll dress him up like a China Poblana 422 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:07,844 and have him walk a runway down Rockefeller Center. 423 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,009 -Could you do me a favor? -Name it. 424 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,348 Protect the collection. 425 00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:15,394 Of course. 426 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,519 Betty. How's your father? 427 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,147 I found myself in dire straights last night 428 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,364 and I really appreciate his hospitality. 429 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:30,949 Don't mention it. 430 00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:35,276 He said you were very... nice. You know. 431 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:36,946 That's it? 432 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:41,079 My mom said you have a nice butt. 433 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,456 Enough. 434 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,382 Let's close this chapter and move on, please. 435 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,259 Let's go to the bank to secure the loan from BAR Fashion. 436 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:53,640 Yes, but doesn't Mr. Ricardo have to come, too? 437 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,298 Yes, but he's not here yet and isn't answering his phone. 438 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:27,537 Rewind it! It has to be there! Look at the time! 439 00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:30,207 -Rewind it! -It has to be there. 440 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,167 Back, back. Look at the time! 441 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:36,007 -Rewind it, Wilson! -I can't. 442 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:40,721 There. 443 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,307 Check that out. 444 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,612 Good morning, boys. 445 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,818 Good morning! 446 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:55,281 Greatest of mornings to you, ma'am! 447 00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:00,241 Look at them! 448 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,204 They look like starving Chihuahuas. 449 00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:07,325 You can tell she's a gold digger from a mile away. 450 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:09,247 -You think? -Duh! 451 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:11,249 She has a sugar daddy who pays for everything: 452 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,668 her new butt, her boobs, her nose, everything. 453 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:18,553 Well, hats off to her doctor. He deserves it. 454 00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:19,756 Idiot! 455 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,812 See if you can figure it out yourself! 456 00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:25,942 Wipe that dumb look off your face! 457 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,606 Here you are, Mr. Kauffman. 458 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:42,331 Your company will have the money in less than two hours. 459 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:43,949 Thank you for everything. 460 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,919 On the contrary. It's my pleasure to help you. 461 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,708 Especially since Betty's involved. 462 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,500 During her time here, she did excellent work. 463 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,837 I really regret letting her go. 464 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,180 You have your own company, you finance V&M Fashion. 465 00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:01,301 You should be proud. 466 00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:05,096 But since you didn't hire her, I acquired a valuable asset. 467 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,982 I can't imagine my life without Betty. 468 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,361 Oh my! 469 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,374 -Girl! -What? 470 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:27,575 Did you see the look she gave me? 471 00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:30,037 She didn't even look this way. 472 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,125 She looked at me. Of course she did! 473 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:38,051 She's doing this because she thinks she's better than me. 474 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:40,014 And she is. Know why? 475 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:43,053 Because she took my husband and my money. 476 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:47,265 Honestly, you should thank her for taking Efrain. 477 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,140 He's not a good man. 478 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,855 And who told you there's such a thing? 479 00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:55,149 No, girl. Efrain was mine. 480 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,783 Good or bad, he was mine! 481 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,816 I shouldn't have to put up with her everyday. 482 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:05,240 Know what I do take comfort in, what grants my soul peace? 483 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:10,617 Knowing that this is temporary. She's just a freelancer. 484 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,419 -A freelancer? -Yes, a freelancer. 485 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:17,171 A freelancer? Sofi, she's on the payroll. 486 00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:20,933 What? What? 487 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:23,049 Sofia, remember your dignity. 488 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,756 Dignity my foot! 489 00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:27,641 I'm being tortured! I don't know what else to do! 490 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,435 How much is she going to make? 491 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:33,936 I need to know how much she's going to make. 492 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:41,783 -Same as last time? -Yes. 493 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,867 The house specialty. Two meatball specials, Piero. 494 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:47,036 Two meatball specials coming right up. 495 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,078 Thank you. 496 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:52,873 Thank you, Betty. 497 00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:55,539 You've done so much for me. 498 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,001 I really don't know where I'd be without you. 499 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:02,514 No, thank you, Mr. Armando. 500 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:06,348 Just remember this loan is a temporary fix. 501 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:11,135 If we squander it, V&M could be bankrupt. 502 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,480 See why I have to thank you? 503 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,855 You're the best! You're always on top of things. 504 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:20,319 Thanks, Mr. Armando, but I'm just doing my job. 505 00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:21,571 It's going to be okay. 506 00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:24,703 I'm sure our next collection is going to be a success. 507 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,121 Let's toast to that. 508 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:29,907 -Cheers! -Armando, excuse me. 509 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:32,544 I like taking pictures of everyone who comes in 510 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,084 for our wall of fame. 511 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,325 Sure. It's my honor. 512 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:36,786 Scoot over, Betty. Get in the picture. 513 00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:40,876 No, no! You want a pretty picture. 514 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:43,304 -Come on. -Scoot over. 515 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:44,803 -No. -Come closer. 516 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,305 Perfect! One for you. 517 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:50,434 Another one. 518 00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:57,982 Beautiful! 519 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,230 Thank you. Excuse me. 520 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:04,532 You should keep it. 521 00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:09,331 It'll remind you of the day V&M pulled through thanks to you. 522 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:12,001 How do we look? 523 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:14,748 Great! I made a duck face. 524 00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:17,535 We don't look too shabby. 525 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,143 Step aside. It's hot. 526 00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:29,143 Same salad as always. 527 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:31,430 You? 528 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,096 Are you trying out a new diet, Sofia? 529 00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:40,727 Yes. The poor man's diet. 530 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,450 No, no. 531 00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:47,738 As long as you have friends, you'll never be poor. 532 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:51,579 That's so true. You can have half of my salad. 533 00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:54,201 -No, no. -You can have my banana. 534 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:56,707 No, no. 535 00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:59,629 Really, please don't. You don't have to do this. 536 00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:02,553 Listen, you scratch my back and I scratch yours. 537 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:04,921 No, no. Not you. 538 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:08,125 I'll clothe you, but I won't feed you. 539 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,010 Listen up, Sandra. 540 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:14,715 I'm a believer, a woman of faith. 541 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:18,649 I was taught at church not to let food go to waste. 542 00:32:19,228 --> 00:32:22,398 I'm not the kind of woman who lets anything go to waste. 543 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:25,992 Thank you so much, girls. 544 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:29,453 -Thank you! -Love you! 545 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,866 Don't worry. 546 00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:35,241 You know what? Your family has your back. 547 00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:38,919 And if they don't, we'll find a rich man 548 00:32:38,998 --> 00:32:41,128 named Angel who'll support us. 549 00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:43,875 You never learn. 550 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:51,640 Patricia, are you just now getting here? 551 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:55,099 Marcela, lower your voice! 552 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,140 My head is killing me! 553 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,022 Unbelievable. 554 00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:02,649 I imagine you have no idea where Armando is. 555 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,534 If you, his fiancée, don't know... 556 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:10,574 What? 557 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:14,077 Don't give me that look! It's your fault I drank. 558 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,868 Be grateful I came in to work. 559 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,407 It's my fault? 560 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:19,209 I can't deal with you. 561 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:24,499 Temper, temper. I'm the one with a hangover. 562 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:27,255 Look who decided to show up! 563 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:29,508 Bleach blond, flat-chested Patty. 564 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,681 This was just what I needed, a squad of uglies. 565 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,805 We may be ugly, but we're punctual. 566 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,929 Bertha, why don't you tell your boss 567 00:33:39,058 --> 00:33:41,808 that Betty's secretary comes to work late? 568 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,688 For your information, I'm not late. 569 00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:48,193 I was handling company business. 570 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:49,736 Oh, yeah? Like what? 571 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:52,489 Alright, how can I say it so you understand? 572 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:55,582 I was getting pretty. 573 00:33:56,617 --> 00:34:00,747 It takes time to have such distinguished air and elegance. 574 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:02,540 I'm the face of this company. 575 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:06,537 Well, what a waste of time. You look terrible today. 576 00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:08,499 You know, you should leave. 577 00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:11,721 Peroxide and cheap tequila make a smelly combo. 578 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:18,215 Oh, you poor things. 579 00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:22,441 Even with a hangover I look better than you do 580 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:23,942 on your best day. 581 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,648 Divine Hugo speaking. 582 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:34,696 It's here? 583 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:36,571 I'll be right down. Thank you! 584 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,908 Inesita, it's here. It's here! 585 00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:40,874 What is? 586 00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:43,753 Fabi's surprise. It's a magical surprise. 587 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,504 -Look! -Hello. 588 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,048 We were just talking about you. 589 00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:52,052 How's the owner of my heart? 590 00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:55,972 -I have a surprise for you. -You do? What is it? 591 00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:58,142 Close your eyes and come with me. 592 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,428 Turn around. Walk. 593 00:35:01,307 --> 00:35:03,227 -What is it, chubs? -Don't call me that! 594 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,394 Walk. Come along, Inesita. 595 00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:09,187 What? 596 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:11,864 Armando dressed as a woman? 597 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:15,320 No, Marcela! There's no way! 598 00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:18,284 He'd never do that. You're wrong. 599 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:21,366 No! If I hadn't seen it myself, I wouldn't have believed it. 600 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:24,615 Look, Patricia! 601 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,673 That's so funny, Marce! 602 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:29,753 Hold on. 603 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:31,957 It could be anyone under all that makeup. 604 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:33,835 No, it's him! Look at him. 605 00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:36,183 The way he moves, his hands, his eyes. 606 00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:38,142 I can tell it's him. 607 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,433 I hate to burst your bubble, 608 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:44,434 but I think you've been fooled again. 609 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:48,476 Armando did something terrible last night 610 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:51,903 so he came up with this story and asked Hugo to cover for him. 611 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:55,903 How many times do I have to tell you all men are alike? 612 00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:59,372 Straight or gay, they're all alike. They cover for each other. 613 00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:02,872 No. I trust Hugo. 614 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:06,714 I know Armando did this to save V&M. 615 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,171 I'm so proud of him. 616 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,748 Are you feeling right in the head? 617 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:15,046 Better than ever, Patricia. Know what I'm going to do? 618 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:18,340 I'm going to start trusting Armando. 619 00:36:19,385 --> 00:36:20,465 I have a plan. 620 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,890 A plan... I'm not going to tell you. 621 00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:25,393 I'm going to seduce him. 622 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,807 He's going to fall more and more in love with me. 623 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,742 I need a new phone. 624 00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:38,698 Get me everything I need to cancel my credit cards. 625 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,454 I also want to check my bank statements. 626 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,582 Thank you, Sandra. 627 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,503 You're finally here. I thought you'd taken the day off. 628 00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:58,799 Bro, I know I shouldn't have left you last night, 629 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:02,053 but I was set up and, honestly, it wasn't my fault. 630 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,312 Let me guess. 631 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:07,808 -You left with a woman? -Two! 632 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:11,976 Two gorgeous women wanted to have ménage a trois with me! 633 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:14,105 I couldn't turn that down. 634 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:15,780 If you'd seen them, you'd understand. 635 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:18,951 I didn't mean to betray our friendship. 636 00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:20,858 It was a crime to let them go. 637 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:23,657 Don't worry, though. I was punished for it. 638 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,539 We went to a hotel and I thought it'd be a night to remember. 639 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,706 And it was, but not in the way I expected. 640 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,420 They tied me to the bed and stole my wallet. 641 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:37,884 If it hadn't been for a housekeeper, I'd still be there. 642 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,005 Hey, don't laugh. 643 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:46,434 I wasn't the one wearing a sequined dress. 644 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:49,184 In fact, let me show you something. 645 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:52,137 -What? -You're a trending topic, bro. 646 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,274 What? 647 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:59,441 I bet Hugo's boyfriend recorded this. I'll go talk to him. 648 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,741 Don't bother. 649 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:04,701 There are plenty of videos of you on line with lots of views. 650 00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:08,039 Everyone caught you on camera. You're famous, bro! 651 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:11,909 In fact, I don't know if I should call you bro, Armando, 652 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:12,958 or Cookie! 653 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,293 Idiot! 654 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:19,507 Well, you can't really tell that it's me. 655 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,171 You owe me one! 656 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,467 Betty was the one who came to my rescue. 657 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:25,800 -Betty? -Yes, Betty. 658 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:29,679 -How did that happen? -How? You left me all alone 659 00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:33,935 and some drag queens started a fight outside the club. 660 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,770 I was dragged into it and was chased all over New York! 661 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:39,436 I ran through Times Square dressed in... 662 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:42,275 in a wig and heels, running around. 663 00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:45,321 When I reached the office, no one would open the door. 664 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:47,909 Someone called the police so I hid behind some trash bags. 665 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,202 When I called you, you didn't answer. 666 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,655 Betty was the only one who answered and came to my rescue. 667 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:56,464 And what happened afterwards, handsome? 668 00:38:56,542 --> 00:38:58,002 Did you take her to your apartment? 669 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,876 No, Marcela and her brother and sister were there. 670 00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:04,626 I asked her to take me to her house. 671 00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:07,847 I made a fool of myself in front of her parents! 672 00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:10,008 -Her father loaned me clothes! -Bro. 673 00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:12,679 Your relationship's going great. You met the in-laws. 674 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:16,097 While wearing a dress! It was great! 675 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:17,689 Don't mock me. 676 00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:21,031 -I'm not. You know what, though? -What? 677 00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:23,608 Bro... what I said will turn out to be true. 678 00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:26,034 Betty's not only the ideal assistant, 679 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:27,744 she's also the ideal woman for you. 680 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,498 We're almost there. 681 00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:34,288 -Let me open my eyes. -Are you ready? 682 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,962 I don't know. Let me open my eyes! 683 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,877 Ta-dah! 684 00:39:40,669 --> 00:39:42,629 Is this for me? Is this my car? 685 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:44,223 Of course it is, silly! 686 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:48,135 No way! 687 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,719 Good thing he's handsome, because he's not very smart. 688 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,639 -Do you like it? -The car? 689 00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:56,346 I can't possibly mean Fabi. I like Fabi. 690 00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:00,859 Yes, that's a very nice and expensive car. 691 00:40:01,315 --> 00:40:05,065 It was worth it. Fabi's worth it. 692 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,153 I can't believe this! 693 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,701 Hey, there's something else. 694 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:13,117 -What? -Check the windshield. 695 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,245 "Fabio." 696 00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:22,997 Oh, I'm so nervous! 697 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:26,758 It reads: 698 00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:28,759 "To the most handsome boyfriend on earth 699 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,553 from his future husband, the happiest man in the universe." 700 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:36,274 Inesita, take our picture, please. 701 00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:38,185 So we can see it when we're older. 702 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:40,599 Stand close to me. 703 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,148 Let's see. 704 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:45,691 A few years ago, I mentioned a fabric expo in Los Angeles. 705 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:49,114 Yes, and I also remember Dad didn't like those suppliers 706 00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:51,366 -because they were very expensive. -What does he know? 707 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:53,740 We can't discard this possibility. 708 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:57,617 -You promised Hugo quality fabrics. -That's right. 709 00:40:57,705 --> 00:41:01,375 We'll have a wide variety of offers there. 710 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:05,339 I can't leave New York. You'd have to go alone. 711 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,211 Come on, it's Los Angeles. 712 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:10,130 Hollywood Boulevard, Sunset Boulevard, Beverly Hills. 713 00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:13,757 Wait, wait. This is supposed to be a business trip 714 00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:15,811 and we can't have any hiccups. 715 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,230 We can't lose that money. 716 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,189 BAR has been compromised financially 717 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:22,399 and we can't ruin the company that's bailing us out. 718 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,110 You sound like you don't know me. 719 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:26,185 Don't worry. 720 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:30,065 I'll protect Betty's money with my life if I have to. 721 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,864 Okay. You'd better. 722 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,379 -Hello. -Hi. 723 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,959 -How are you, Mr. Smith? -Hello. 724 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,295 Well? Can I come in? 725 00:41:47,796 --> 00:41:49,166 Oh, yes! Of course! 726 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,296 Come on, my office is always open for you. 727 00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:53,433 Aw, thank you so much. 728 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:58,136 Well, I'm here to talk about my salary. 729 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,774 Oh, okay. Of course. 730 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:04,149 Would you like some water? Tequila? 731 00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:05,733 A husband? 732 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:12,105 You're so funny. A glass of water will do. 733 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:16,874 Bertha, get me a glass of water in here, please. Now! 734 00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:20,661 -Have a seat. -Thank you. 735 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,644 You're not going anywhere. 736 00:42:40,015 --> 00:42:43,055 Why are you wearing a wig and glasses? 737 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:47,648 Mr. Armando, I'd like to apologize 738 00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:51,531 because I know you were saving the company last night. 739 00:42:53,195 --> 00:42:54,605 See? I didn't do anything wrong. 740 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,907 That's why I'm going to be your assistant for today 741 00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:59,621 and I'll do everything you want. 742 00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:02,537 I can be a very demanding boss. 743 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:05,325 I assure you, you won't find a better assistant. 744 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,836 In fact, I can summarize 745 00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:10,708 what was discussed at the board meeting. 746 00:43:10,796 --> 00:43:13,046 I'd like that. I'd like that very much. 747 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:16,512 But more than that, I want to see the investment bell curves. 748 00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:21,142 I love you, Armando! 749 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,442 -Do you love me? -Yes. 750 00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:26,058 -Say it! -I love you! 751 00:43:26,108 --> 00:43:30,658 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54862

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