All language subtitles for Urge (2016) [1080p] [YTS.AG]

Neil, we all want this sale to happen,

but these terms,
well, they're just not going to work.

Your original offer was,
for lack of a better term,

ridiculous, and this is even worse.

Now, Neil, you can't just grind
and grind and grind

until you get everything you want,
changing the bid every time.

There has to be some decency,
now I suggest...

Sorry, new toy.

Can't keep my hands off it.

Come here, look inside. Perfect scale.

See that cigarette lighter?

Functional.
If you happen to smoke tiny cigarettes.

I only mention this because I've got
the real one about to land upstairs.

By now my friends
have just gotten to the roof.

We're heading off to Eastman Island
for the weekend, kind of a reunion.

So... no offense, but could we...

you know, move things the fuck along?

- What?
- What? What's up, dude!

- Oh, my God, look who it is.
- Oh!

- So he's invited you two as well, huh?
- Yeah, what's that supposed to mean?

Nothing, come here. How you doing, babe?

- Good, how are you?
- Good, good.

- Hey!
- Hey!

Does anybody have any idea
why we're up here?

You can't just leave, Neil,
you have to address the issues of this deal.

Look, Gerald, I'm gonna call you Jerry.

Jerry, from where I'm sitting...

you don't seem happy,
you seem downright stressed.

Stressed would be an understatement.

Wouldn't you agree that we have
a massive problem here?

No, I mean, I could see
that you may have a problem.

The closest thing I have to a problem
is whether or not I can get to the roof

before my chopper touches down.

I don't like to keep the rotors running.

This is insane, this is not the way it's done,
this is not the way I do business.

Who the fuck cares how you do business?

This isn't a negotiation,
it's a fire sale,

a fire that you and your pals here
fucking started.

So give up whatever best case scenario
you walked in here with,

take a deep breath, swallow hard,
and accept your new reality.

This deal is not going through.

We both know you're only putting on
this little show for your underlings.

No offense.

I really do have to get out of here.

Great, well, let's close this, baby,
before you guys run out of money.

It's not all about money, you know?

You have to be able to apply
your mind and your body.

God, there's nothing worse
than a self-righteous former fatty.

Whoa, whoa, Vick fat?

- No way!
- Yeah, cheers for that.

- What?
- I used to be a tad husky in college.

Ha, husky?
Yeah, whatever says 48 cargo short.

You know what, go easy on my man because I'm
gonna tell you right now your body's banging.

- But, yeah, you're good now.
- Rock hard stomach.

- Have you finished?
- All right, I'm done, I'm sorry.

So what about Jason, is he coming as well?

- No, uninvited.
- What?

The Droid has put an end to Neil
subsidizing Jason's rock star lifestyle.

Who's The Droid?

Well, now we have something to celebrate.

Neil, I don't know, is it really necessary
that I go this weekend?

It has zero to do with work and I have
zero desire to hang out with your friends.

This weekend's gonna be epic.

Epic, as in I'll have to contend
with Jason's antics all weekend?

I did not even invite Jason.
I knew that would make you happy.

- You're not gonna give up.
- No.

Okay, well, do not expect me to cut loose
with your bridge and tunnel friends.

There you go, that's the spirit.

Sort of.

- Oh, he's there, yeah?
- That's him.

- Hello, my friends.
- Hello.

Victor old boy. Looking a little doughy,
did you stop working out?

- Hey, babe.
- Don't call me babe.

- You want me to take that?
- Entirely unnecessary.

The Droid, right? I get it.

I told you this was a horrible idea.

Anyway, now if you wanna
ride back with me to the city,

we gotta leave 6 am Monday morning
'cause I gotta be back to work.

Otherwise, the only way off the island
is the ferry and it's always a mob scene.

Guys, I guarantee you all
a weekend you will never forget.

Are you kidding me?

Oh, of course Jason is already here
having amazing looking sex.

- Bravo!
- You said he wasn't coming.

Well, I said he wasn't invited, but you
know Jason, he does what he wants.

It's completely out of my control.

Oh, right, like you would put
anything out of your control.

Welcome to Eastman Island.

God, I'm happy to see you guys.
You must be starving.

This has probably got all dairy, right?

Pastry face, can you give me
a little room to grab some food,

or are you gonna eat all that?

Vick and I, we gave up wheat and dairy
and that literally changed our lives.

We can do this. We just have
to stay clear of temptation, all right?

I for one am gonna be smashing it
in the well appointed and completely

unused gym that Neil
probably has somewhere.

Shit, man, what, is it cheat day?

Come on, you're only cheating yourself
if you don't eat what you want.

You know, I hate when people flaunt
abnormally good genetics.

God, I missed you idiots!

Alright, everyone put down their plate,
I got one more surprise.

Ready? Come with me, let's go.
Especially you.

Come on. Okay, stop. Okay, Neil...

I wanted to show you how much I appreciate
you being there for me all these years.

I know you said that I should take
my art seriously and go big.

Well, I give you big.

Wow.

Yeah.

Well, that's going to affect
the resale value.

Probably won't get a dollar
over 20 million for this dump.

The struggle?

I love it.

It's killer. Thank you, brother.

In fact, in honor of this,
and you guys all being here...

it's time to crack open the Macallan.

Neil, not the bottle from the auction.

It's 62 years old.

Exactly. What a better time
than now to break it open.

62 year old Macallan?

That's gotta be pretty pricey I'd say.

65k? 75?

100?

It's...

- Jason.
- Yeah.

Did you by any chance get
the inspiration to open my scarce

and ridiculously expensive
bottle of scotch?

Dude, seriously, I had no idea.

Right, who spends that much money
on booze, right?

That is scandalous, even for you.

You are such an asshole.

You did not mix Macallan with coke.

If you mixed $100,000's worth of the
world's finest scotch with a can of coke,

I can never ever know about it.

Get your big eyes off my girl,
you massive perv.

What, oh. What did you do?

Did you save her family's life, grabbed them
out of a burning building or something?

She is so above your pay grade.

Speaking of pay grade, are you still
in that fixed income desk at Merrill?

You can't be far off, what,
five figures now is it?

All right, just so you guys know,
this isn't gonna be another weekend

where I play punching bag to a whole bunch
of over-privileged one percenters.

I was genuinely, as a friend, sincerely
asking if her family was ever in danger

and if their lives were at stake and you
happened to be there to save them.

Because you plus that girl
makes zero sense.

Why is that? 'Cause she's
a nine foot tall beauty monster?

You could all learn a lot from me, I know
exactly how to handle a girl like that.

By playing off your British accent even
though you moved here when you were 13.

Never let them think
they are doing you a favor.

She'd never admit it,
but she knows it. She loves it.

I think you need to sign Danny up
for your dating class, Vick.

Actually, I'm off women right now.
It's exhausting.

Think about it,
you obsess about meeting them.

Then once you meet them,
then you obsess about taking them out,

and then once you take them out, then you
start obsessing about having sex with them.

Then once you get them into bed,

that's when you start obsessing
about other women.

I don't have time for that.

Stop obsessing, drains the moment.

The minute you give up what you want is
the moment you find what you're looking for.

Oh, my friend, if only that advice
worked in the real world.

We'd all be oversexed
and under-stressed like you.

Granted, no skyscrapers
would've ever been built.

There'd be no velcro.
Children would still be dying of polio.

So what, the world doesn't need dreamers?

Yeah, dreaming's great,
but doing is the only thing that matters.

I'm talking about accomplishment.
Being able to say I did that or I own that.

Why? To impress women.

Man's unrequited desire...

to sleep with beautiful women
is a linchpin of a thriving society.

Have you put your linchpin
in The Droid yet?

- You know me.
- So you two are... together?

That part's complicated.
You guys get that.

We love you, but Sigmund Freud
on an ounce of coke

couldn't understand you and The Droid.

Hey, what are you doing?

Putting my stuff away.
I don't want anything to wrinkle.

Could you at least stay in my room?

Please don't start.
You know that's not happening.

- I just thought...
- What did you think?

I work for you. How would it look
if I were to stay in your room?

- A lot better than if you didn't.
- Yeah, for you.

Theresa, they know I'm crazy about you.
They just don't know about our arrangement.

Oh, my God, do not say "arrangement."
I'm am not a geisha!

I'm sorry, I have a very large bed,
I will stay on my side, you stay on yours.

I will be a very good boy, I promise.

Please.

Fine.

We will share a bed. Happy?

- Yes, I am fucking ecstatic.
- Great.

I'll take care of your stuff.
I'd like you to go up and get a drink

and try to pretend
that you don't hate everyone.

- Fine.
- Thank you.

- Do not...
- Wrinkle anything.

I know.

Wow, a line huh?
Eastman finally got a civilized club.

Hey, we'd like two tables please.

Is there a VIP hostess
or somebody we can talk to?

- No, there's not.
- "No, there's not", okay.

- Neil, Neil, Neil!
- Is this guy kidding me?

Yeah, good talking, good talking.

Hey, brother. Sorry about my friend,
he's a little rough around the edges.

- New money?
- Yeah, super new.

All right, look, there's rules, okay?

If you get chosen,
you can have anything you want.

Are they serious?

All right.

- Thanks, brother.
- Don't call me brother.

Wow, this place is...

This place is awesome.

We would like two tables please.

Are you sure you're ready for all this?

Yes, I believe we are.

- Do you have any?
- Any what? Any coke?

I can get you so much coke.

What just happened?

Will you have me?

This is crazy,
what is everyone on, ecstasy?

K, special K?

MDMA? Same thing actually, ain't they?

My God, you're an old man.

We are going to get into
so much trouble tonight.

I have a feeling that tonight
is going to be epic.

Oh, this is really something!

This is all too much.

- Hello, little ones.
- Hello.

Yes, it's that kind of show.

We speechless? Bewildered, overwhelmed?

Oh, how I look forward
to falling in love with you,

staring deeply into your eyes.

I can't wait to show our secrets.

Our hopes and dreams and then...

blissfully die in your arms.

But all that will have to wait.

We just have too much to show you.

So much, so much.

Now I know you are not ready for this,

but I know she is very ready
for all of you.

Let me introduce you
to our very own angel, Xiomara!

I mean, okay.

You guys, I'm turned on
and freaked out at the same time,

but please tell me we're doing
whatever it is everybody else here is on.

Oh, baby, I assure you,
we're gonna make this happen.

- Do we really wanna do this?
- Yes, we are so doing this.

I don't know if it's Molly or mushrooms
or fucking pharmaceutical rhino horn...

this is happening.

You, come with me.

- Me?
- Now.

Come, don't come, I don't care.

Hey, go, go!

Oh, I'm going alone.
I mean, what else is new.

All right, lead the way,
take me to the lion's den.

Bring me something
100 years old this time.

You are going to be introduced to the man.

- Oh, you mean the drug dealer.
- Please, try not to be so exhausting.

Here's the deal, you're meeting the man,

show respect, get respect, got it?

- So do I pay you the money, or...
- What did I just say?

You aren't even inside yet,
you're already being a pain in the ass.

Don't say anything stupid.

- And don't embarrass me. Got it?
- Yup, okay, got it, got it.

Welcome, Jason.

We've been expecting you.

So...

- what are we thinking, Jason?
- What are we thinking?

I can tell you what I was thinking.

I was thinking about scoring
some party favors.

Now I'm not so sure.

Tell me what you think you know.

Well, honestly, everyone out there's
partying like it's the end of the world,

so I assume MGHB, DMT, mollies,

and pharmaceutical cocaine
or some combo of all that.

- Exactly, it's nothing like that.
- Enlighten me.

Well, what I think you're looking for
is something they call Urge

and it's new
and from what I hear it's very...

- very different.
- Could you be more obscure?

Imagine a key that unlocks that
which is most hidden.

Uninhibited by modern anxieties.

Imagine being truly you.

For just one moment.

A perfect creation.

Wow, you can be more obscure.

You are so irreverent.

No wonder the local girls
from town are smitten with you.

Oh, my dear boy,
you will find out that I know quite a lot.

Look, can I get the stuff from you or not?

Please, Jason, please don't be so common.

Come now, you are better than that.

Have you ever noticed how different
you are from all your other friends?

Have you ever noticed
how the worst part of buying drugs

is having to listen to dealers
who think they're fascinating?

Look, man, I'm just here
to have a good time.

A good time.

Now there's a concept. This time...

Listen, it's not that
I'm not enjoying this.

It's that I'm really not enjoying this.

To be the libertine.

The artist, speaking of which,

did you ever tell your friend, Neal,
that you hired local talent for the mural?

What?

Look, man, I stenciled everything, I...

Easy breasy, huh?

It's just gonna be our little secret.

Between you and me.

Remember what Norman Mailer said, hmm?

"Good artists copy, great artists steal."

- Hey, man, that's my work.
- Of course it is.

And what do you think I do here at Volcano,
I create, I delegate, I make things happen.

The stage show, the experience.

All of it.

It's my art.

It sounds like a dream.

In dreams begin responsibilities.

Delmore Schwartz.

Wow, I can't believe I got a dealer
who quotes Delmore Schwartz.

Spectacular.

We'll talk again soon.

Wait, really, that's it?
You're not gonna sell me the stuff?

Oh, I never was.

The red bastard will see you out.

Can you snap the brink?

You've been puffed? Had your pill pricked?

- Have you done Urge?
- No.

Okay, that is the right answer.

Watch and learn.

Urge.

Makes you feel so wonderful
you think you're gonna die.

- And afraid you won't.
- I think we're just looking to get high.

"High." High is old paradigm.

Urge is way beyond that.

So, are you ready?

Where? Oh, here? Now?

Give me your face.

A good old fashioned rush.

- I don't feel anything.
- What?

- Nada, I mean...
- That's rare.

Maybe a little trippy at first, but...

- You really feel nothing?
- Nah, nothing.

- Give it awhile, I'm sure it'll kick in.
- Great.

Wait. There is one more thing
we have to discuss.

- We need to discuss the rule.
- Rules?

Not rules, rule.

There's only one. But... it's a doozy.

Supposedly it blows the doors off
of anything you've done before.

There's no hangover and it's perfect,

but you only have one shot.

You can only do it once.

- Wait, you mean once tonight.
- No, no, no, like once ever.

That doesn't make any sense, I've never
heard of any shit like that before.

Jesus, Joey, can you spell addict?

- We haven't even tried it yet!
- It sounds kinda sketch.

I tried it.

- What?
- And?

You guys try it and tell me.

I don't think it's really kicked in yet, but
it's supposed to be some next level shit.

- Yeah?
- So who told you this...

- ...one time rule?
- I mean...

You know, something tells me
not everyone's following that rule.

You guys do what you want.
I'm just telling you what they told me.

Guys, this conversation is great and all,

but we all know we're doing it,
so if you will.

- Okay, let me show you.
- Please, doc.

- I get it now.
- Fuck yes!

Took you guys long enough.

She is everything.

I mean... my God, I can't believe the way
I feel, I've never felt like this before.

- Yeah.
- Have you seen me dance?

Did you see me dance?
I was like really fucking dancing.

Not like white guy dancing,
but dancing for real.

It's like a piece of self in my body,
it just feels like it's in the right place,

you know, it's like... it's like...
It's like I'm fucking hallucinating reality.

Reality's perfect, reality's perfect.

I'm glad that you reached nirvana
'cause I don't feel shit.

- What?
- What a crazy fucking night.

- I'm in heaven.
- God, I feel amazing.

Hey, hey, he's not feeling anything.

- I don't...
- What? How? How is that possible?

This guy is not affected by Urge.

I bet I know why, when you're pure Id,
you don't need to shake your superego.

Let's not forget I'm a Philistine please.

When you're not on a leash, you don't
feel anything when you're off one,

- it's just business as usual.
- I don't know about that.

I think so.

You lucky fucker.

So you feel like this
all the time? Like...

None of this weight on your chest?
Because I could get used to that.

Maybe we've all been wrong
about you, Jason.

You may simply be more
enlightened than we are.

- Oh, come on.
- Oh, okay.

Okay, so Jason's the ascended master.

Oh, no, no, guys,
I just think I need a bigger dose.

No, baby. You're the only man here
who doesn't need a dose at all.

Now can we get back to having
the best fucking night ever?

All right, I'm bringing it up.

Hey, all right, you two fucking
on the dance floor last night?

I'm sorry, I guess I was just raised
a little differently than you, slut.

- No, no, we didn't.
- Yeah, you did. And you did hard.

- Real hard. Mmm-hm.
- Mmm-hm.

Yeah, well, I guess I never realized
how much I like an audience before.

I guess I never really realized
how much I like being in an audience.

Oi! Show some respect.

I respect everything
you guys did last night.

- You're not funny.
- Come on, relax.

We had such fun last night, right?

I mean, what kind of a club allows you
to do that in front of everybody?

I mean, who condones
that type of behavior?

- Party still raging.
- Woo!

Oh, Jason, last night that girl I was with
asked me to give her a shaved bat?

I don't know what that is,
is that awesome or is that disgusting?

A, I have no idea what a shaved bat is,

and B, if you're involved
it probably is disgusting.

- Hello.
- Neil wanted me to give these to you.

- What?
- How nice.

- Good morning, little babies.
- Good morning!

Believe it or not, today is going
to be even better than yesterday,

- and yesterday was fucking epic.
- Understatement.

Now you all have today's
agenda on your iPads.

We're going to begin
with deep tissue Thai massage.

After that you have a choice. Tennis lessons
with Pete Sampras, he's a friend.

He won Wimbledon, no big deal.

If you're not into that,
scuba lessons off the shore,

or private yoga sessions with this
famous yogi that Theresa found on TV.

He's ours for the weekend,
everything's taken care of.

Whatever you choose will be amazing.
Trust me.

Easy, control freak.

After that I have glam squads
coming for the ladies.

Gentlemen, steam baths
at the local Russian joint.

I bought the whole place out so we don't
have to stare at any sad old man balls.

- Ooh, sadder and older than yours?
- Wow.

Oh, my God, I might have to marry you.

Charming. Tonight, dinner at Acadia.

Chef's table inside the kitchen.
Ten course meal with wine pairing.

It's going to blow your fucking minds.

That sounds amazing.

What?

What is it, are you guys not feeling this
because everything's taken care of.

Whatever you want. Guys,

I even had DJ Z-Trip
make you all personal relaxation mixes.

Really?

Yeah, maybe that was
a little overboard, huh?

So...

It's... it's just that...

We all had a really great time last night.

It was like the best night ever.

I don't wanna sound like a dick about it,
but the only thing that I actually wanna do,

the only thing I'm thinking about is...

- Dude, we just wanna urge out!
- We can only do it once,

and, yeah, we had our shot at it,
and it was as advertised.

Perfection.

Come on, what's the issue?
Why can't we do it twice?

I wouldn't mind doing it again.

Great! We're taking Urge,
hitting everything in the agenda!

Whoa, hey, wait, wait.
Obviously it didn't work on me, so...

so you guys go ahead, have fun,
but I'm out. Have fun.

- Oh, come on!
- You are so doing more Urge, Jay.

- Come on!
- Yes, you are.

You guys are gonna be the death of me.

Look who's uptight now.

Ladies and gentlemen,
it's been a beautiful day,

- but it's now time for the main event.
- Finally.

I have to be honest.

I'm a little nervous.

- Aw, let's just do it.
- Yeah.

Jason?

Bottoms up, bitches.

Oh, bravo. Bravo.

Who the fuck are you?

Are you just staring at me?

No, we're not the only ones.

Neil's gonna be pissed.

- Jason! Oh, my God!
- Hey, Joey, hey!

- You're awake!
- What is this? What is this?

What do you mean?
What, you don't remember? Seriously?

You know, we went back to Volcano
and it got weird.

Got real freakin' weird,
and then at the end of the night,

Neil basically invited the entire club
back to the place and...

Who was that?

- Danny, he's been up to that all night.
- Yeah, well, of course it's Danny.

God, I would love to murder him.
Sorry, can't believe I just said that.

Jay, why has nothing
ever happened between us?

- Why have we never hooked up?
- What?

No, don't answer that, don't answer that.
I already know the answer, okay?

It's because I'm not like one of your
dazzly, glittery, sparkly girly girls.

I wasn't born that way.
Why don't you just go find Danny

before he kills himself or somebody else
or us, I don't know, I'm starving!

Fuck.

Oh, my fucking God.

You should see your stupid fucking face!

Hey, Jay!
You don't look like you're having fun.

Don't tell me you gave up on fun!

Oh, shit!

Urge!

The first time, amazing.

The second time, it just hits you so hard!

And then the third time is just...
Oh, and the fourth!

Fucking paradise.

Why aren't people fucking in here?

When was the last time we ate?

Really, how long has it been, right?

Get up.

It's over.

What are you talking about?

I'm over this. You're out of my system.

It was fun.

- I see things clearly now.
- What is that supposed to mean?

You're a bad person, Theresa.

You use me.
You use my insecurities against me.

You make me believe that I have all the power,
but we both know it's always been you.

Not anymore.

And guess what? I can't believe

that I ever let you think that
your beauty was equal to my talents.

I'm fucking brilliant
and you're a quickly aging six.

Maybe six and a half.

You're what we would call
a rapidly depreciating asset.

I don't ever wanna see you again.

Where the fuck have you been?

I got so fucking hammered last night,
I don't remember anything.

Yeah, you disappeared
after we hit the Volcano.

Danny said he saw you talk
with some guy in a $10,000 suit

although I don't think Danny would know
what a $10,000 suit looks like.

Neil, your house, there's so many people.

- You want me to kick them out?
- Are you kidding?

I fucking love this, the entire island
has been through here tonight.

You know what your problem is?
You know what your problem is?

You just need to take more Urge.

Go ahead. Take more, do it.

- You really think that's a good idea?
- I wasn't asking.

You don't understand why you're here?
Do you not get it?

- What?
- I mean, you're the jester.

- I'm a what?
- A jester, you know, like a...

Like an organ grinder monkey.

When I want my monkey to dance,
he better fucking dance!

- Are you okay, man?
- I'm fucking amazing.

I'm on top of the fucking world, Jay.
What's happening tonight?

I'm scrubbing off the barnacles.

You know what, you're right.
You're 100% right. I'm out of here.

Enjoy your party.

Jason, wait!

Maybe six and a half is a little harsh.

- The hell are you doing?
- I am stealing this guy's shit

because he's not gonna notice.

Sounds about right.

Hi, beautiful.

What are you doing?

You know you are.

What's wrong?

God, you're so beautiful.

Your body.

You're stunning.

I'm disgusting, I just fucked
a cake for Christ's sake.

Come on, you are just amazing.

- Stop it!
- It's okay.

Urge, right?

No...

I mean, look at you.

You're stunning.

No.

So what?

What was all that about?

What the fuck?

I guess some people
can't handle their urge.

But I can.

Baby, no.

No, no, I've got... I've got nothing
left in the tank, all right?

- I can't do it again.
- Come into the pool.

I'm done.

I'll tell you when you're done.

Oh, it's gonna be a long night.

I hope you're up for it.

I just wanna tell her to lay off the...

And, like, who shops at Kohl's?

Oh, I look so good.

Giving out blowjobs
like they're handshakes.

Stupid cunt.

Oh, my God!

You cunts are what's wrong with the world!

Oh, my God!

Okay, so next round, double the odds

and we're not gonna stop
until somebody stops breathing.

You look so confused, Neil.
Why are you confused?

Oh.

Oh, when you followed me in here
like a little puppy,

you thought you were gonna
get all of this, huh?

You probably thought you were gonna get some
kind of marathon fuck session, didn't you?

God.

I cannot believe what a predictable
neanderthal you are, Neal.

So let me get this straight.

I throw on some lingerie and you
forget all about your little speech...

about how I was pure evil.

I had you by the balls
every second of every day.

You would have given up your entire
fortune for one night with me.

Yet somehow you still thought
that you owned me.

Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no.

No, ah, baby, baby,
I'm really sore, come on.

Shh, I thought you loved me.

I'm really hurting. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Babe, you gotta stop, stop, stop.

- Ow!
- Choke me.

- What?
- You gotta choke me.

Come on, fucking choke me. Just do it.

- No, no, I don't...
- Yes, yes!

Fucking do it!

Don't fucking stop, you fat piece of shit.

- Fucking choke me!
- Don't fucking say that.

Fucking choke me!

Yeah, like that. You fat piece of shit!

Fucking...

You fucking fat slob!

- Fucking...
- Yeah!

You're a fucking disgusting...

fucking pig!

Do you really fucking like that?
Look at me! Fuck!

Come on!

Fuck, fuck!

Woo!

Woo!

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, baby, that was fucking awesome.

For the first time in your life...

tonight...

You will not win.

Do you know what time
the next ferry starts running?

Oh, hun, I'm sorry, it doesn't start running
till 10 on the weekends.

There's a booth in the back
if you wanna sit with the crazies.

Yeah.

I'll bet you 10 bucks
they're gonna puke before we do.

- No, I'm not betting, quit it.
- Come on, it's 10 bucks.

- I'll give you odds, two to one.
- I'm not betting.

Come on, don't be a bitch.
I'll give you odds, two to one.

Dude, relax, all day with this bullshit.

You're gonna fucking punch me
right in the face.

Yeah, I will punch you in the face.

May I join you?

Knock yourself out.

Thank you so much.

You ever read the good book, Jason?

- The good book?
- Mmm.

If you had read the good book you'd know
that God created man in his own image.

What they don't tell you is the copy
is nowhere close to the original.

One can only conclude
that people are simply...

abysmal. Don't you agree?

On this island, yeah,
you might be onto something.

No, not just on this island.

Look at history.

Man's inhumanity to man proves that
the very nature of mankind is defective.

Wow, I forgot how chatty you were. Look...

I'm really not the guy
that you're looking for,

and I don't spend a lot of time nodding on
dialectics, I'm more about the here and now.

Ah.

And how are things here?

- Now?
- Pretty fucked up.

Which is why I'm getting off the island.

Like the song says.

Where you gonna run to?

You can't escape the fact that mankind

is tethered to a vicious cycle
of creation, decay, and destruction.

Rinse and repeat.

Look, I think your little science project's
wrecking havoc on the island here.

I can't be responsible
for people who indulge

and don't follow the singular rule
they've been given.

Nothing to do with me,
I wash my hands of that.

As Milton said, mind is its own place.

And in itself can make a heaven of hell,

a hell of heaven.

- So what?
- So Urge is both.

It's like a magic key
to the soul for whoever...

I mean, have you seen the way
that people are acting around here?

- It's bizarre.
- Once we lose our inhibitions,

we remember why we had them,
I mean, look around you.

Life still goes on, does it not?

Yes, but ever since my friends took
that shit you gave them at the club,

they've been acting out these
personal orgasmic catastrophes,

- I mean, they've been...
- Saying things they've never said before.

Doing things you'd never
expect them to do.

Yeah.

Something like that.

Jenny, stop it.

Punch me in my fucking face!
Punch me in my fucking face!

Now you owe me 20 bucks!

Don't touch my baby!

Hey!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you all right?

You all right, you all right?
You all right?

Don't just stand there,
we gotta get this guy to a hospital!

Hello, gorgeous. How can I help you?

I don't really know.
I was just kinda walking by.

Well, you're just in time.
My last appointment is a no show.

How about a facial?

Come, come sit, beautiful.

You think I'm beautiful?

Of course you're beautiful.

I'll be right back.

Oh, there you are.

I have an appointment
and I need my injections.

I'm sorry, but I have a client
and she was here first.

- Did she have an appointment?
- You were late.

Are you kidding? Lupe, I have put
your kids through college.

- What are you saying? Let's go!
- Let me just go sterilize.

You know, the one thing your people
have is not one wrinkle

on that colored skin of yours.

Who doesn't honor an appointment?
Honestly.

- You're in really bad shape.
- I need all the help I can get.

- Holy shit!
- What did she do to me?

Come on, you fat fuck! You can do it!

Oh, boy.

Your perfect little weekend...

didn't end up so perfect, huh, hotshot?

I should save you
from your misery of being you.

While I'm at it,
I should definitely take this.

Please keep crying.
I can't tell you what it does to me.

You have deserved this for a long time.

You're totally right, I deserve this.
I deserve this.

I deserve this, please do it.
Please do it. Just do it!

Just do it! Please.

Please. Please.

- Please!
- You can't even do this, right.

- Please, Theresa, please.
- You are such a worthless piece of shit!

...fucking loved me! Instead you stick
your little fucking nose in here.

- I don't fucking care.
- You are a coward.

Why don't you take my money?
It's all yours.

- No.
- And why don't you just finish this?

Just finish it, I'm fucking telling you
to fucking finish it today.

I am done giving you what you want.

You can finish this.
I need you to finish this, please.

I need you to finish this right now.
Do it, do it!

Theresa, where are you going?
Finish this! Finish this!

Theresa, kill me! Finish this!

Please, please.

All right, all right.

All right, you're gonna be okay.

Holy sh...

- Joey! Joey, are you okay?
- Jason, what are you doing here?

- Are you hurt?
- No, I'm okay.

I brought this lady in here
who got jacked up, man.

Look at all these people,
something is happening.

- No, no, no, I noticed, I noticed.
- What happened to you, are you...

Excuse me! No, no, no, it's not my blood.
It's not my blood.

Oh, it's not your blood, that makes
all the difference in the world.

- My bad, I'm sorry, sit down!
- Guy got hit by a truck and I brought him in.

Jesus, it's not even a full moon.

That guy was shot in the forehead
with a nail gun by his brother-in-law,

you know why? Neither does he.

This guy had to have his stomach pumped,
his wife brought him in,

said he couldn't stop drinking Lysol.
Lysol, that's not a beverage.

This lady, we had to handcuff her into
the chair she's sitting in, you know why?

'Cause she couldn't get clean enough.
Her boyfriend

found her in a tub full of bleach
scrubbing herself with brillo pads.

- Urge.
- What?

I think it might have something to do
with a drug everyone's taking.

Oh, for sure it's the drugs.

There's no way good Americans
would act this way sober.

You city people, you come to Eastman
and you treat it like Sodom and Gomorrah

and you don't expect a wrath of God?
My advice to you is to get off the island.

No, I wish. About an hour ago I would've,
but I gotta get my friends off the island.

Are they adults?
Fuck your friends, listen,

your best bet is to get up on outta here,
go to the ship...

Wow.

I always wanted to do that.

Here, hold this.

What do we do?

Obviously I have no idea. Joey?

Joey!

Go.

Joey, go!

Find the girls.

Oh, fuck, Neil!

What the fuck is going on?

Hey, hey, hey, Neil, Neil, Neil!

You all right, you're all right.
What the fuck happened, who did this to you?

- It's not her fault.
- Whose fault?

- Don't blame her.
- I'm gonna get you the fuck off this island.

Denise is dead, I can't find
Vick anywhere, we gotta...

- Don't untie me. Please don't untie me.
- Neil, let go! Neil.

- Don't untie... ow! Don't untie me!
- Get you off this island, buddy, come on.

We can do this.

Neil, Neil, no!

No, fuck!

All operators are assisting other callers,

we're sorry, we know this is an emergency,
please stay on the line.

- 911, what's your emergency?
- Oh, thank God, thank God, thank you.

I need an ambulance, my friend,
he killed himself...

He took this drug,
everyone's taking this drug.

Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am,
you're not listening to me,

- there's something happening in this town...
- Sir, shut the fuck up!

- Excuse me?
- God, you people are so fucking boring!

You know, I'm glad the whole town
is eating itself alive!

I just wish people would get off
the island and stop bothering me

so I can get back to my sudoku!

- Jason?
- Joey, don't come in here! Joey, Joey!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Jesus, holy shit!

What the fuck, Jason, what happened?

Hey, hey, hey. We're all gonna be okay.
We're gonna be okay.

They're dead too, all our fucking friends
are dead as can get!

Listen, I know.

We're gonna go down to the ferry,
everyone's heading there to get off the island.

- Why the ferry?
- Because getting to the ferry's our only hope.

- Shit! Oh, my God.
- Talk too much!

Come here.

What... oh, Jason! Sorry, Jason,
we can't go back that way.

I just tried to get to the ferry
and they are animals, all of them!

For what you did to Neil, you deserve
worse than what they would doing to do!

- Jason, stop it!
- You have no idea what's going on.

You have no idea
what you are talking about!

Neil deserved everything that he got,
okay? You know how it feels.

He always had the upper hand, he always
had control over me and I wanted control,

- I wanted to win just once!
- You won, he's dead!

- He killed himself, Theresa.
- What?

Jason, we don't have time
to turn on each other.

We have to go find Danny, come on!

- You can't take the beach, guys.
- Theresa.

- If you go that way, we die.
- The beach, it's worse.

- Theresa, please come.
- Come on!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Jason!

Joey, come on!

Oh, fuck, guys! Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Hey, hey! Hey, let them go, let them go!

Look, man, we're just trying
to get off this island.

Therein lies the rub.

Danny.

You guys don't get it.
You wanna leave here?

What are you going back to?

It's perfect here.
No more pretending, no more lies.

We can be free.
Why would you wanna leave paradise?

Danny, we're your friends!
Why are you doing this to us?

Oh, wait, you're my friends,

is that why you guys always
treat me like a dickless clown?

Why I'm always the butt
of your fucking jokes?

Danny, it's us, let us go! This place...

This place is magical!
I am the Neo here! Can't you see?

You don't know me.
You guys know the old me.

The scared me.

The me who gave a fuck what you thought!

This is the real me!
The king of the motherfucking beach!

Come on, Danny, let's stop it!
I mean, look around, look what's happening!

People are dying! Your friends are dead!

I can't tell you how happy I am...

to never be jealous of you again.

Stop! Danny, you're turned into a monster!

Jason, when you've got a chance
take Joey and run!

Oh, wait, shit. Shh, shh, shh.

You guys having
a little chitchat over here?

Theresa, why don't you share
with everybody.

I was just saying...

You're the king of this beach,
but where's your queen?

- What is a king without a queen, right?
- My God.

You're right, I need a queen!
Will you be my queen?

Just like that, will you be my queen?

You know, I never realized
what you were capable of.

And now you see me.

You can see me!

And you still think that you can control me
like you controlled Neil?

Oh, you're getting me fucking hard!

That's funny.

See, I always knew you had a thing for me.

Everyone did, but I didn't give a shit

because you were invisible on my radar.

Compared to Neil,
you're nothing, he was a giant.

It's a new Danny. String her up!

Don't do this, man!

Jason, you're next.

Oh, my God, I feel so dumb!

Before you go, there's something
that I've been meaning to give you.

Danny, no! No! No, you can't!

Oh, my God, stop it, Danny!

No! Danny, stop it!

Theresa, no!

Danny!

You're all animals!

It's too late, run!

Go, go, go, go, go...

Wait, don't leave,
don't leave, don't leave!

Gotta take off.

Hey.

- You okay? Why don't you have a seat?
- Where is he?

You know who. The man.
Listen, man, I know that he's here!

Sit down and relax,
just have a seat right...

- Hey, hey!
- Oh, hello, Jason.

- Where is he?
- Who?

I'll take it from here, captain.

Well...

you certainly know
how to make an entrance.

You're gonna tell me
what the fuck's going on!

Jason, I know it's hard for you
to understand, but... trust me,

you cannot grasp the totality
of this grand design.

What you witnessed

was the dawn of something
as necessary as it is devastating.

No, I don't understand why you wanna kill
every man, woman, and child on this island.

That was none of my doing.
I didn't lift a finger.

You know damn well that shit you sold
everyone's wreaking havoc on that island!

Jason, Jason, I didn't sell anything.

All Urge did was lift up the rock.

What you saw was the wickedness
and evil that laid beneath it.

So you're playing God? Spiting the wicked?

Wrong on both accounts.

I am not pretending.

What?

And I am not the one who will do
the smiting, Jason, it will be you.

You have lived your whole life
as the son of a scoundrel and a whore.

Without the slightest notion
of any meaning in this world.

You have no roots.

You go from place to place,
from woman to woman.

Never allow yourself to succumb
to the lure of stability.

Why is that?

Because you know there is no such thing.

Nothing, it is a fallacy.
Normality? Stability?

It's a construct, a fantasy,
you see through that.

You see the truth.

How do you know all this?

I know all. I see all.

Yet...

I didn't expect to find you.

The anomalies of my creations are
always so fascinating.

Jason, you will stand beside me
and you will help me cleanse this world

and return it to perfection.

You will take Urge to the city
and then you will take it to the world!

- This is insanity.
- You need proof?

You need context?
It's totally understandable.

I completely get where you're coming from.

You cannot stop that
which has no beginning and no end.

Mankind can be such a disappointment.

Please trust that they
have nothing to give you.

I... I can give you immortality.

I'd rather have my humanity.

You wanna see the future
of your beloved humanity?

Walk with me.

And you never will look
back at this decrepit world.

Do you like mushrooms?
Let me see if they have mushrooms.

- Don't go too far!
- Yes, Mom!

Billy!

Billy!

Mom?