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- You've played characters
who are Italian,
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Greek,
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Jewish,
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and Alien.
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Are you Italian?
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- No.
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- Greek?
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- No.
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- Jewish?
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- No.
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- Alien.
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- Jury's still out.
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(audience laughing)
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(upbeat music)
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- [Announcer] Please welcome Tig Notaro
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- Hi welcome to Under
a Rock With Tig Notaro.
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I'm Tig.
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I'm a comedian and I
don't follow pop culture.
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I don't watch a lot of TV or movies.
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So I have a really hard time
recognizing famous people.
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And on this show,
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I interview famous people
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to try and figure out who they are.
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Please welcome
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this person.
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(audience clapping)
(upbeat music)
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- So nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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- Well this is nice.
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(audience laughing)
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- Do you like it?
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- It's okay.
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- (laughs) Okay, truth comes out.
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So, do you like doing talk shows?
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- I do sometimes I do and then sometimes
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I feel like I've flopped big time.
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- You put a lot of pressure on yourself.
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- Daunting I guess.
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- And you can I hope feel
that there's no pressure here.
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- Well yeah I feel very,
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very relaxed here.
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- I do too.
- But I'm heavily sedated.
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(audience laughing)
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- What are you on?
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- Decaffeinated coffee.
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What do you have there?
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- Well I have peppermint tea.
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Do you want some?
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- If you don't mind.
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- I don't mind.
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Not at all.
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Did you try and choose a--
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- It's good.
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(audience laughing)
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Thank you.
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- Would you say you're
good at being famous?
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- I don't think of myself as famous.
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I have a sort of theory.
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I call it the bag of dog food syndrome.
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- Do tell.
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- You know there are people like see it,
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advertisement for dog food on TV,
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and then they see it
somewhere in the stores,
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and then go I saw that on TV.
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That's how I feel.
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I feel like the bag of dog food.
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(audience laughing)
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That's just this thing.
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Does that make sense?
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You want a clue?
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- Yeah. I would love to have a clue.
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- Okay well the first
clue, as it turns out,
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is a food clue.
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(audience laughing)
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- [Tig] Thanks Mike.
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- Thanks Mike.
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- I'm vegan.
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Okay,
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even this is vegan?
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- Vegan wings.
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The celery is definitely vegan.
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- And this has something to do with you?
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I would hope so.
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(audience laughing)
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Or else it's like what are we doing?
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Are you from the show Wings?
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- Wow, great.
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(audience clapping)
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- This is so good.
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- As it turns out,
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we actually have someone in common.
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We both appeared in
movies with Ken Moreno.
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We'll give him a call
to get your next clue.
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Alexa, call Ken Moreno mobile.
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- Calling Ken Moreno's mobile.
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(phone ringing)
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- Hello.
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- Uh Ken?
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(audience laughing)
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- Tig.
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- (laughs)
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- How are you?
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- I'm good I'm sitting
here with our friend.
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I'm trying to I think learn his name
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or get a clue or just
learn more about him.
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- Right right well let
me see if I can help.
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Your gues\t and I were in a little movie
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called Gattaca in which I
played the break out role
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of Sequencing Technician.
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(audience laughing)
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I still remember my lines
if you wanna know them.
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- I know them by heart,
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but I'd like to hear you say them.
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- Yeah here they are,
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you ready?
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- Yeah.
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- How long?
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The actor says something.
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And then the other line
is I'll see what I can do.
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(audience laughing)
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- My God Ken.
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- It's like hearing them
again for the first time.
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- I would tell you what your
guest is most famous for
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but much like a monk,
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I'm taking a vow of silence.
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That was your clue.
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(audience laughing)
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- I feel like he was on the show Monk.
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(audience clapping)
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(bell dinging)
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- Ken?
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- Tig, right?
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- Yeah, Ken that's enough we have to go.
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That was Ken.
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Alexa hang up.
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(audience laughing)
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Please tell me this has
nothing to do with anything.
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Toe,
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Knee.
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Tony.
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(audience clapping)
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Arm.
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Tony Armshawl?
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Well you can tell me,
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you can just say no.
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- No.
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Forget the arm.
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I thought this was charades.
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(audience laughing)
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- You all of a sudden just
dropped out of talking to me?
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- Perhaps I didn't understand the whole.
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- Perhaps we don't either.
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- Okay so.
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- Toe.
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Knee.
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Tony Shawl.
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Ear.
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Lobe.
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Tony Shaulobe.
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(audience clapping)
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That was good Tony.
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- I'm sweating now.
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- Are you?
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(audience laughing)
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- Because of the shawl.
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- Tony Shawl lobe.
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- Tony Shalhoub.
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- I've heard of Tony Shalhoub.
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(audience laughing)
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Why didn't you just say Tony Shalhoub?
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You know what?
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I'm going to give you the proper intro
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that you deserved.
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- All right.
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We could've saved us a lot of time
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if we'd of just--
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(audience laughing)
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- If I just would've opened that?
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- Yeah.
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- This is a thick one.
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- Oh damn okay.
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- My guest today.
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He's a celebrated actor
of stage and screen.
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Who has won four Emmy's.
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- No that's not true.
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- Tony.
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Tony four Emmy's.
- That's false
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That's false.
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- You're trying to push this away.
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- Three,
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I've only won three.
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- [Producer] And a daytime.
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For the special from--
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- Oh my God.
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(audience laughing)
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That was an appearance.
- Tony Tony Tony.
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- I was doing abroad.
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- You have four Emmy's and
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- Five just call it five.
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(audience laughing)
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- Four SAG awards,
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a Golden Globe
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and a Tony,
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Tony.
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(audience laughing)
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Tony this is insane.
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- It is actually.
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(audience laughing)
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- Tony.
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I don't know why you bring that out of me.
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(audience laughing)
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I have not ever done that
with anyone on this show.
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- It feels good though actually.
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- He currently stars in
the award winning show
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The Marvelous Mrs. Maizel.
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Was a fan favorite on the sitcom Wings.
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And is best known for eight seasons
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of the hit show Monk,
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in which he plays
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a bag of dog food.
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(audience laughing)
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- That's what I'm saying.
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- I like ya' Tony.
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I'll be honest,
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I like ya'.
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- I like you too.
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- Alexa,
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dramatic lighting.
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- Okay.
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- Oh I like that.
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- Do you like it?
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- I do. (sighs)
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Let's get serious here.
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- I've been serious this whole time Tony.
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(audience laughing)
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Turns out my guest today
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was Tony Shalhoub.
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(audience clapping)
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(upbeat music)
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(cat meowing)
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