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I love sex!
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It�s just one of the truly great ideas.
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I mean, just the fact...
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that our bodies have
this built-in capacity for joy,
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it makes me love God.
Yes!
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- Sorry.
- What?
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- It broke.
- It broke?
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- Don�t worry.
- It broke?
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It�s okay.
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It broke?!
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Let�s just cuddle.
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- Cuddle?
- Like little bunnies or little babies.
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It�s so much better.
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Safer.
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Than what?
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Than sex.
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That�s my latest medical test.
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The results of my blood test
from a month ago.
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- A month ago?
- Last week.
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- Last week?
- This afternoon.
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I also need to know
the name of your internist...
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your most recent X-rays,
your passport, and a list
of your previous sexual contacts.
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But isn�t that a little extreme?
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Do you want the apartment?
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No!
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No, I can�t take it.
It�s insane.
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Enough.
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Sex...
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is too sacred to be treated this way.
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Sex was never meant
to be safe or negotiated or fatal.
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So I really did it.
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This guy...
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I�m in bed with him,
and he starts crying.
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So he says:
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I�m sorry.
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It�s just...
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This used to be so much fun.
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So, no sex.
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Not for me.
Done.
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Excuse me, where�s Third Avenue?
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- It�s right over there.
- Thanks a lot.
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Sure, any time. Don�t mention it.
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Welcome.
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And you know what?
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It�s gonna be fine.
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Because I am a naturally cheerful person...
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and I will find a substitute for sex.
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Sex Light, Sex Helper,
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I Can�t Believe It�s Not Sex!
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I�ll find a great new way to live,
and a way to be happy.
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So...
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no sex.
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I�m ready...
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I�m willing...
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let�s go.
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That�s the answer.
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I�ll just pour all my physical needs
into working out.
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No sex...
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just sweat.
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Can I get a spot?
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You got it.
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How much do you want...
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on?
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45s.
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I just joined.
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You like it here?
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Yeah. A lot.
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Steve.
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Jeffrey.
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Jeff.
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You okay?
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Sure.
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So...
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do you want to...
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do your set?
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Yeah. Sure.
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You ready?
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Yeah.
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One, two... that�s right...
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three...
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four.
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You love it. Come on. Five.
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Six...
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One more, come on.
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Get ready. I�m with you. Don�t stop.
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Push it. You want it, you need it.
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Come on, give me everything,
every ounce, every drop.
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Pump it, baby...
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Oh, my God, you are too much.
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You are the best.
You are the most.
You are the king.
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You�re there, you�re doing it.
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Come to papa. You�re on it.
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Go.
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Great set.
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You, too. I mean...
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- thanks for the spot.
- Any time.
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You look...
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great.
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Thanks.
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You look terrific.
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Jeffrey...
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Jeff...
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Yeah?
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What would happen if I...
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kissed you, right now?
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What?
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You want to?
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I have to...
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The water fountain...
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- Chicken shit.
- I am not. I�m dehydrated. I need carbs.
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Get ready.
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I need to work on my abs.
I need a protein shake.
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- Do you like amino acids?
- You bet.
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- Oh, man.
- Gross.
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- That�s disgusting.
- I�m gonna puke.
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No.
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Jesus.
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Thank you.
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You saw Mother Teresa?
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I swear. She helped me up.
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How did she look?
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I don�t know. She was walking.
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- She looked great.
- Please. She�s had work done.
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Can I do this?
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Or do I look
like some sort of gay superhero?
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Sterling, I think I�m giving up sex.
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- You are?
- Why?
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I just think it�s time.
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I love sex so much,
but everything has gotten too scary.
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- It�s too overwhelming.
- My dear, what you need is a relationship.
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A relationship?
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And shoes.
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If you had a boyfriend, then you�d relax.
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You�d set the rules once,
then everything will be fine.
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That�s what Darius and I did,
and we�ve been together now for...
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almost two years.
- But Darius is a dancer.
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- He�s in �Cats�.
- Oh, my.
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Exactly. I said you needed a boyfriend,
not a person.
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I mean, I really do love Darius.
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I love his body. I love his smile.
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He has great hands and feet.
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On some dancers,
the toes are all smushed...
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and I would just simply say:
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�Sorry, Misha, not without socks.�
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And Darius loves me.
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Lord knows why.
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And how is Darius?
Is he back in the show?
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Of course, he�s fine.
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It�s just a reaction to the AZT.
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They adjusted the dose. He�s great.
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Of course.
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You think I don�t know how I sound.
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Of course I know.
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But I have made a decision.
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I�ve always been lucky, all my life.
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Obviously. And I intend to stay lucky.
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And you still have sex?
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Of course.
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Safe sex. The best.
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Two cappuccinos.
Thank you, darling, big kiss.
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The earring, fun. Last year.
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I mean Jeffrey, it�s just sex.
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Just sex?
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Just sex?
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Hi, I�m Skip Winkley,
and welcome to �It�s Just Sex�.
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The show where we explore
human sexuality...
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and win big prizes.
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And what a great group
of contestants we have today.
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- Three gay men.
- Hi, Skip.
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Hey, Skip.
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Bisexual.
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Oh, me too.
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Now it�s time to play
�It�s Just Sex�. Remember...
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each question may have
more than one correct answer.
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The most stylish reply wins.
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Thank you, Cheryl. Isn�t she lovely?
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Look who I�m asking.
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Question number one.
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What seemingly harmless events
can now be fatal...
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if they occur during sex?
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A paper cut.
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Recent dental work.
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Fluorescent lighting.
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Correct, for 100 points.
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Question number two...
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Who is your favorite sexual fantasy?
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Denzel Washington.
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That guy at the gym.
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Yoko Ono.
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To see the apartment.
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Correct again, for 100 points.
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And now, our bonus round,
where everything can change.
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For 500 points.
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Let�s say there�s a fellow
who just loves having sex...
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more than anything.
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What will happen to him...
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if he just flat out, dag-nabbit, stops?
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Oh, my.
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Skip, my answer is this:
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If the fellow stops having sex...
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he will pour himself into his career...
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and all that rechanneled energy...
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will create incredible career karma...
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and he�ll be a huge success,
and fantastically happy.
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Absolutely right.
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Oh, my God.
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Hold it.
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The judges have a question.
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Nothing really, just a minor technicality.
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It is true that a soaring career
will compensate for no sex...
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but what exactly is your career?
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I�m an actor...
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- waiter.
- Which means...
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I win!
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Okay, so I�m an unemployed actor...
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But I�m talented.
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I think I am. Last week,
I read for a part on a TV show.
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Read page 33.
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The show is �Manhattan Precinct�.
The role is Police Officer #2.
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Remember, there are no small parts.
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Actually, there are.
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All right, you�ve just burst in...
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on the evil ghetto drug lord.
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You can go out and come in.
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Action.
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Hold it right there, Diego. Freeze.
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You�re a hero. You mean business.
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Go again.
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Action!
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Hold it right there, Diego. Freeze.
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You loathe him. You scorn him.
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Make me feel it. It�s more.
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It�s prime time.
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Action!
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I just hate you.
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Perhaps you�d like to read
for our gay role...
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Lance...
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the neighbor.
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Which is why I am a waiter...
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a cater-waiter to be exact.
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I work at parties.
It�s a lot of fun, actually,
because I get to go everywhere.
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Private homes, tents in Central Park, hotels.
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It�s like gay National Guard.
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For anyone at all, you�ve ignored me...
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but I don�t mind, because...
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I�ve tried on your fur.
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Good evening, everyone.
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I�m Ann Marwood-Bartle.
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And I�d like to welcome you all
to country-western night...
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here at the Essex House...
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a hoedown for AIDS.
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The red ribbon I wear
stands for AIDS awareness.
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The lavender ribbon
is in memory of those who have died.
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The pink ribbon...
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is for breast cancer.
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The diamond spray
is a gift of my first husband.
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Come on, everybody, chow down.
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Look at me, I�m a cowperson.
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I need an Absolut and tonic,
and two spritzers.
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Wow.
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Boy, I was hoping I�d run into you.
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I wanted to apologize
about the other day at the gym.
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- I came on a little strong.
- No.
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You were great. I�m sorry I took off.
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I was acting weird.
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I�m an actor.
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I thought so. Have I seen you in something?
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Did you see �Manhattan Precinct�
two weeks ago?
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End of the show, the gay neighbor?
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Hold it right there, Diego. Freeze.
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Oh, my God. Shoot him.
272
00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:26,820
You were great.
273
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:30,460
Hau.
274
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:31,660
Why?
275
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,860
What do you really do?
276
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,700
Actually, really?
277
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,620
I�m a bartender.
278
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,820
I sort of acted and wrote...
279
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,740
but mostly, I...
280
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:48,660
You what?
281
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:51,940
...watch you.
282
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,140
You do?
283
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,420
He does.
284
00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:59,740
Spritzers, Table 15.
285
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,340
Roundup.
286
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,620
Nice work, Little Feather.
287
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,380
- Bitch.
- Squaw.
288
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,500
Is everyone ready to kick up their heels...
289
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,340
and rustle their petticoats...
290
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,580
for a new outpatient lounge?
291
00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:19,180
Cowhands, cowgirls...
292
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,860
I give you a very special treat.
293
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:24,420
They�ve been practicing for weeks.
294
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,420
Let�s give a big...
295
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,860
whoop-dee-l-aye to Dr. Sidney Greenblatt...
296
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:32,420
and his Mount Sinai Ramblers.
297
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,260
Swing your partner, round you go...
298
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:55,700
allemande left and do-si-do.
299
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,860
- Do you have a lover?
- No.
300
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:05,100
- Are you seeing someone?
- No.
301
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:08,020
- Do I care?
- You are unbelievable.
302
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:09,700
Find out.
303
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:12,060
- Don�t you love this part?
- What part?
304
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,860
When you can�t find out enough
about the other person.
305
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:18,060
When it�s all interesting,
when it all seems sexy.
306
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,380
- First steps.
- You move fast.
307
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,980
Catch up...
308
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:25,940
because if I don�t touch you very soon,
I may explode.
309
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:31,500
Until about a minute ago, I had a very
good reason not to go out with you.
310
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,780
Which was?
311
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:36,980
Wait, let me guess.
Is it because I�m a cowboy and you�re...
312
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,220
a waiter?
313
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:39,860
We�re a proud people.
314
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,260
What a shame.
315
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:44,740
In a better world,
I could ask you to square dance.
316
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,180
Really? Want to square dance?
317
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:50,180
Bow to your partner, step once more...
318
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:53,940
cater-waiters, take the floor!
319
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,460
No!
320
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:13,100
You can�t do that. This is my fantasy.
321
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,260
We�re not allowed to have fantasies.
Not anymore.
322
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,540
Come on, one more do-si-do.
323
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,540
I can�t. I can�t explain it. It�s not you, it�s...
324
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,140
Yes, it is you.
325
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,900
- What?
- I have to go.
326
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,140
Hi, I�m Sharon...
327
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:48,340
and I�m a sexual compulsive.
328
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,940
Hi, Sharon.
329
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,900
That felt good.
330
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:54,220
I feel like...
331
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,300
I�m on my way.
332
00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,180
Admitting I have a problem...
333
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,380
is the first step to healing.
334
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:09,420
For the first time in my life, I feel like
I don�t need a man to define myself.
335
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,380
Hi, there.
336
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,980
So, he was really cute, this bartender.
337
00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,540
- He was fantastic.
- Why aren�t you seeing him?
338
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:25,100
I don�t know. I�m going nuts.
339
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:27,700
You�re beginning
to have a problem. Endive?
340
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,940
- Hi, guys.
- Hello, sweetheart.
341
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,820
What a day. I am exhausted.
342
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:35,780
Darius, aren�t you supposed to leave
your costume at the theater?
343
00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:38,340
We�re filming the commercial, the new one.
344
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,820
It ran late, I got stuck. So...
345
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:43,500
you�re not having sex anymore.
346
00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:46,660
What Jeffrey needs
is to fall in love and have a relationship.
347
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:50,540
Then all this sex thing
will simply fall into place.
348
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:53,620
Exactly. I mean, look at us.
349
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:58,140
Look at how happy we are.
Don�t we make you wanna fall in love?
350
00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:01,620
Sometimes, I think we should be
on a brochure for Middle America.
351
00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:03,140
Then everyone can say:
352
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:05,900
�Look, a wholesome gay couple.�
353
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,620
Excuse me.
354
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:10,500
You two are not wholesome.
You�re a decorator...
355
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:14,220
excuse me, an interior designer,
and he�s a dancer.
356
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:16,780
You two are like
Martha Stewart and Ann Miller...
357
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,500
which, believe me, I prefer.
358
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,820
I just hate that gay role models
are supposed to be like straight people.
359
00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:23,740
As if even straight people are like that.
360
00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:25,580
That is so true.
361
00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:28,540
I was watching these two guys
on Nightline...
362
00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:31,100
on Gay Pride Day, and one of them said:
363
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,580
�Hi, I�m Bob Wheeler...
364
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:35,100
and I�m an attorney...
365
00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:36,820
and my lover, he�s a surgeon.
366
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:39,060
We would like to show America
that all gays...
367
00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:41,620
are not limp-wristed, screaming queens.
368
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:46,300
There are gay truck drivers
and gay cops and gay lumberjacks.�
369
00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:48,660
And I just thought, �Ooh, get her!�
370
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,140
Who�s Martha Stewart?
371
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:55,580
She writes picture books
about gracious living.
372
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:57,820
Martha says that nothing else matters...
373
00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:00,180
if you can do
a nice, dried floral arrangement.
374
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,660
I worship her.
375
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:04,980
Who�s Ann Miller?
376
00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:07,220
Leave this house!
377
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,660
Some people think I�m dumb...
378
00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:13,540
just because I�m a chorus boy
with an eighth-grade education.
379
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:17,500
I live in a townhouse and I don�t pay rent.
380
00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:21,540
I mean, I go to screenings and I take cabs.
381
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:23,820
Dumb?
382
00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:26,900
And yes, I�m in �Cats�.
383
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:30,220
Now and forever...
384
00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:32,460
and I love it. I do.
385
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:35,860
I figure I was too young for �A Chorus Line�...
386
00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:39,180
and too happy for �Les Mis�.
387
00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:41,620
I never got that show.
388
00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:42,820
�Les Mis�.
389
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,940
I mean, it�s about this French guy, right...
390
00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:46,740
who steals a loaf of bread...
391
00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:49,620
and then he suffers for the rest of his life...
392
00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:51,340
for toast.
393
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:53,820
Get over it.
394
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,940
Why are there four place settings?
395
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,620
What a surprise.
396
00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:09,180
Sterling.
397
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:11,660
I met Stephen at the show house-opening.
398
00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:14,020
I think you�re perfect for each other.
399
00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:15,940
- Me, too.
- Hi, there.
400
00:24:16,060 --> 00:24:18,180
He�s a bartender,
so you have something in common.
401
00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:21,900
You can fall in love and cater together.
You�ll be just like �Roots�.
402
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:36,020
You are being ridiculous.
403
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,340
Look at this man. He�s a dreamboat.
404
00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:40,260
- Which one?
- Me.
405
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:41,660
Heaven.
406
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:44,260
This sex thing
has got completely out of hand.
407
00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:47,860
- He�s not having sex anymore.
- He�s not having sex, what�s the problem?
408
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,580
You mean, no nasty?
409
00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:53,020
Wait. He�s turning down a date? I hate him.
410
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,420
Listen to reason.
411
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:01,980
Steve...
412
00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:06,140
from the second I saw you at the gym,
I�ve thought of nothing, no one else.
413
00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:07,980
I have fantasized about you...
414
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,340
naked...
415
00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:11,500
about you kissing me...
416
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:12,980
talking to me...
417
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,780
walking down the street with me.
418
00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:17,700
Letting you do things to me
I have only permitted...
419
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,500
with 5,000 other men.
420
00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:23,100
I think you could change my life,
and change...
421
00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:25,020
the world.
422
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:28,340
I think it�s completely and totally possible...
423
00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:31,700
that we could be the happiest people alive...
424
00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:35,100
except I�m not having sex anymore...
425
00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:37,460
so sorry.
426
00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:39,900
Wait.
427
00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:42,780
Calm down.
428
00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:47,980
I want to see you.
429
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,780
And we can take this as slow as you like.
430
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:52,100
First step...
431
00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:54,980
- how about tomorrow night?
- I�m working till 10:00.
432
00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:56,980
- Afterwards.
- We�ll have dinner.
433
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:59,460
- You�ll have fun.
- You�ll have appetizers.
434
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:02,100
- I don�t know.
- We�re your friends.
435
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,180
- You must obey us.
- You have no choice.
436
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:08,740
Come on. You�re gay, you�re single.
437
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:10,420
It isn�t pretty.
438
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:13,980
Yes.
439
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:30,180
I am so proud of you.
440
00:26:30,860 --> 00:26:32,540
You�re dating again.
441
00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:35,260
- Jeffrey?
- Yes?
442
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,460
I just...
443
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:41,420
- Just so there�s no surprises...
- Sure.
444
00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:45,260
I�m HIV positive.
445
00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:52,740
Okay, right.
446
00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:57,020
- Does that make a difference?
- No. Of course not.
447
00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:58,500
Please.
448
00:26:58,540 --> 00:27:00,580
HIV-positive men are the hottest.
449
00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:03,780
I mean, I�d understand.
450
00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:07,260
I�d be hurt and I�d be disappointed,
but I just...
451
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:11,420
- I wanted to be clear.
- Really, it�s fine.
452
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:14,540
Come on, it�s the 90s, right?
453
00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:16,900
Dinner at 10:00.
454
00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:19,380
I can�t wait.
455
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,700
Do you feel lost?
456
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:23,500
I do.
457
00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:28,300
So you come to me and say, �Debra...
458
00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:31,620
what can I do to feel better about myself
in the world?�
459
00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:34,020
And you know what I say?
460
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,420
Love, it�s real...
461
00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:39,220
it works. Go for it!
462
00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:48,180
I�m not here as a priest or a guru
or any sort of religious leader.
463
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:50,100
I�m just someone...
464
00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:51,620
who likes to talk.
465
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:55,140
And I have people coming to me
and saying, �Debra...
466
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,780
I�m in love with an alcoholic.
What should I do?�
467
00:27:57,940 --> 00:27:59,100
And I say:
468
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:02,060
Don�t look to me for answers,
look to yourself.
469
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:07,180
Find that source of unconditional love.
470
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:09,980
Find that all-encompassing, ultimate love.
471
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:13,940
Surrender to that unending, infinite love...
472
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,420
that will let you say, �Hey.
473
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:18,460
Fuck you!
474
00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:21,220
Get out of my house till you stop drinking!�
475
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:33,300
Any questions?
476
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:38,380
With the bad perm.
477
00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:40,540
Oh, my God.
478
00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,180
I�m coming.
479
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,260
Oh, my God, Debra.
480
00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:52,500
First, I just wanted...
481
00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:54,100
to give you these...
482
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:56,660
little baby booties
that I crocheted for your baby.
483
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,460
I know you discourage gifts,
except for donations...
484
00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:01,180
but I just had to.
485
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:02,580
Thank you.
486
00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:04,380
Now, what�s up?
487
00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:10,340
I just broke up with my boyfriend.
488
00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:12,940
We�ve all been there, haven�t we?
489
00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:14,500
With my boyfriend?
490
00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:15,820
Spill, baby.
491
00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:20,180
Josh and I lived together for...
492
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,220
I�m sorry, it�s just hard.
493
00:29:22,540 --> 00:29:24,420
For about four years...
494
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:29,380
then he lost his job.
Then we started really arguing all the time.
495
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:33,100
Then he tried to hit me with my car.
496
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,900
Whoa, man.
497
00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:37,820
But I still love him.
498
00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:41,300
Okay.
499
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,780
Let me cook on this.
500
00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:48,940
It sounds to me like you�ve got
a problem with everybody�s favorite...
501
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:51,020
Low self-esteem.
502
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,620
Of course, I don�t know you.
503
00:29:52,780 --> 00:29:55,100
Maybe you should have low self-esteem.
504
00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:58,340
- I just really want a relationship.
- You want a relationship...
505
00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:01,100
Because you�re afraid.
506
00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:04,100
It all goes back to mother, doesn�t it?
507
00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:06,740
Did you love your mother?
508
00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:08,660
I guess.
509
00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:10,940
Don�t lie to me. I�ll call her.
510
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:13,620
Did she withhold?
511
00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:17,620
Was there abuse?
512
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:19,660
No, I don�t think...
513
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,380
Dig deep.
514
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:23,500
Yes. Definitely, yes.
515
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:27,020
Go see her.
516
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:30,020
Tell her, �Mom, you were chilly.
517
00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:33,540
You forgot my birthday.
You beat me with a baseball bat.
518
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:37,340
But I understand. I forgive. I love you.
519
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:40,540
And, Mom, now you�re old.
520
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:44,580
You�ve got a plastic hip
and I�ve got the bat!�
521
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:46,100
- Right.
- Next.
522
00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:53,980
The homosexual.
523
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,020
- I can walk.
- You could always walk.
524
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:02,300
Shut up.
525
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:06,020
Hey, there.
526
00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:07,620
Hit me.
527
00:31:12,140 --> 00:31:13,660
I think that...
528
00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:16,540
sex is just about the best thing ever.
529
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:25,180
But I�ve met someone, and he�s HIV positive.
530
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:29,100
And I am about to self-destruct.
531
00:31:29,860 --> 00:31:31,380
I am a waiter.
532
00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:35,740
So I can�t afford your cassettes,
or the mug, or the calendar.
533
00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:38,860
Do they mention this problem?
534
00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:41,540
They sure do. It�s in my book.
535
00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:43,860
Chapter 10. Cheap waiters.
536
00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:47,900
No...
537
00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:51,740
What you�re talking about is evil, am I right?
538
00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:54,660
Why is there disease?
539
00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:57,340
Why was there a Hitler?
540
00:31:58,420 --> 00:32:00,340
Why are these acrylic?
541
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,580
Here�s the lowdown on evil.
542
00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:07,140
It is the absence of love.
543
00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:08,980
Ta da!
544
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:11,340
That�s it. Case closed.
545
00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:15,060
Where you don�t have love,
illness makes a home.
546
00:32:15,260 --> 00:32:16,740
Wait, I�m sorry.
547
00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:18,900
Are you saying...
548
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:21,580
that people get sick
because they don�t love enough...
549
00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:24,660
or because people don�t love them, or...
550
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,620
It may sound simplistic.
551
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:28,420
It may sound cruel.
552
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:32,140
It may sound like I�m blaming people
for their illness.
553
00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:35,020
And maybe I am.
554
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:37,140
That�s Debra.
555
00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:39,100
Debra!
556
00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:52,780
Hi, my name is Tim...
557
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:55,340
and I am a sexual compulsive.
558
00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:56,620
Hi, Tim.
559
00:32:57,460 --> 00:32:58,860
Hi. Today...
560
00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:03,100
I have already performed oral sex
on three different people.
561
00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:05,620
I can�t help myself.
562
00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,820
I�m an agent.
563
00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:26,980
Steve, hi...
564
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:30,500
it�s Jeffrey,
and I�m working later than I thought.
565
00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:32,420
Private party.
566
00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:34,740
Can we reschedule?
567
00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:36,460
Next week, maybe?
568
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,100
I can�t wait.
569
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:42,980
I�ll call you.
570
00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:44,700
Take care.
571
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:35,540
What am I so afraid of?
572
00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:38,500
Him getting sick? Me getting sick?
573
00:34:39,140 --> 00:34:43,740
Why is the idea of a simple dinner
now like an evening of Russian roulette?
574
00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:48,540
I couldn�t stay home and be alone
with myself, so I hit the streets.
575
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:54,460
- What are you?
- We�re the Pink Panthers.
576
00:34:54,580 --> 00:34:56,980
We�re part of a patrol
to prevent gay bashing.
577
00:34:57,140 --> 00:35:00,220
- It was Darius�s idea to join up.
- I wanted to do something.
578
00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:02,020
Something with a T-shirt.
579
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:07,500
Don�t you just love it?
580
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:12,580
Look. The Gay Pride statues.
581
00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:21,780
Come on.
582
00:35:26,620 --> 00:35:28,540
Color, think about it.
583
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:30,860
Stop it. You�re not fat.
584
00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:35,180
How was your date? Where�s Steve?
585
00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:37,500
I had to cancel. I just got off work.
586
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:40,620
- Did you call him?
- Of course. I left a message on his machine.
587
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,980
Left a message. Would you call him again?
588
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:48,060
Pink Panthers. Hello, darling.
589
00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:49,900
Is someone in trouble?
590
00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:51,260
Really?
591
00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:58,340
- Oh, no!
- What?
592
00:35:58,860 --> 00:36:01,140
We must get over
to Washington Square, right away.
593
00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:03,540
It�s Todd, that huge body builder
from the gym.
594
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:04,940
Not Todd.
595
00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:06,340
In shorts.
596
00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:13,260
- Call him.
- He�s a doll.
597
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:14,900
Taxi.
598
00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:18,660
Hi. My name is Dave,
and I am sexually compulsive.
599
00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:19,940
Hi, Dave.
600
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,620
I love sex.
601
00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:25,460
Love it.
602
00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:29,740
Maybe it�s because
I have a constant erection.
603
00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:32,060
I mean, like, 24 hours a day...
604
00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:35,220
or because my penis is 14 inches long.
605
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:37,980
Hi, Dave.
606
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:10,020
Did you get my...
607
00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:12,380
I got your message.
608
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:13,660
A party.
609
00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:15,980
Poor guy.
610
00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:20,140
Look, I was so revved up, I was out dancing.
611
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,340
Great.
612
00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:23,380
�Cause you know, I had to...
613
00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:25,300
I know.
614
00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:27,780
No, really...
615
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,460
- l...
- Jeffrey.
616
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,340
It�s not the first time
this has happened to me.
617
00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:33,540
You freaked.
618
00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:36,820
- Cold feet.
- That is not true!
619
00:37:41,180 --> 00:37:42,140
Goodbye.
620
00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:53,740
Please.
621
00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:55,980
Steve, come on, please.
622
00:37:58,220 --> 00:37:59,500
I�m sorry.
623
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:03,980
I can understand about the HIV thing.
624
00:38:04,820 --> 00:38:06,300
It�s not easy.
625
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,100
But I don�t like lying about it.
626
00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:11,220
Not anymore.
627
00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:14,460
I�m sorry.
628
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:17,660
I�m sorry. You�re sorry.
It�s the new national anthem.
629
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:26,900
You said before
that you thought about me...
630
00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:29,180
that you fantasized.
631
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:31,020
I know.
632
00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:34,860
Do you still?
633
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:38,820
Yeah.
634
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:42,540
You know...
635
00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:45,180
there�s a lot of things we could do.
636
00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:47,140
Safe things.
637
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,060
Hot things.
638
00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:54,820
I know.
639
00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:01,740
But...
640
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,260
You know, I can take being sick.
641
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:09,580
I can fucking take dying,
but I can�t take this.
642
00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:11,780
- You should have told me.
- I did.
643
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:14,900
- Sooner, before things happened.
- Before I kissed you.
644
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:17,140
- Yeah!
- Okay.
645
00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:19,740
You didn�t have all the information.
646
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:24,180
I�ve been positive for almost five years.
647
00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:27,100
I was sick once. My T cells are decent.
648
00:39:27,940 --> 00:39:30,940
And every once in a while,
like 50 times a day...
649
00:39:30,940 --> 00:39:32,340
an hour...
650
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:35,300
I get very tired
of being a person with AIDS...
651
00:39:36,580 --> 00:39:38,100
a red ribbon.
652
00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:41,100
Sometimes I forget.
653
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:45,140
Sometimes I choose to forget.
654
00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:50,060
Sometimes I choose
just to be a gay man with a dick.
655
00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:55,260
Can you understand?
656
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,660
At all?
657
00:39:58,620 --> 00:39:59,660
Yeah.
658
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,340
Can I forget again?
659
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,540
No.
660
00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:15,980
I want you, Jeffrey.
661
00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:19,300
I very well may even love you.
662
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,060
That means nothing?
663
00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:25,220
That should beat anything.
664
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,100
That should win.
665
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:32,540
I know.
666
00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:36,180
How come you get to be
the one with the problem?
667
00:40:37,380 --> 00:40:39,700
Why do I get to be both sick...
668
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,260
and begging?
669
00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:47,540
Why won�t you kiss me?
670
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:05,900
Sorry.
671
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:10,820
I�m sorry I said I�m sorry.
672
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:16,140
I�m sorry that you�re sick...
673
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,860
and I am sorry that I lied.
674
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,380
And I�m sorry that life is suddenly...
675
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:25,420
radioactive.
676
00:41:32,380 --> 00:41:33,700
Apology...
677
00:41:34,220 --> 00:41:35,500
accepted.
678
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:54,820
I hate sex...
679
00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:56,660
and I hate love...
680
00:41:56,860 --> 00:41:59,620
and I hate the world
for giving me everything...
681
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,420
and then taking it all back.
682
00:42:24,220 --> 00:42:25,180
Hey.
683
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:35,860
I said, �hey.�
684
00:42:36,780 --> 00:42:37,860
Hey.
685
00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:39,580
You a gay man?
686
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:41,700
You a faggot?
687
00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:43,740
Yeah.
688
00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:45,220
You�re queer?
689
00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:48,020
All right, let�s not do this, okay, please?
690
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:49,820
Suck my dick.
691
00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:52,700
- You really want me to do that?
- Yeah.
692
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,380
No. Fuck you, man!
693
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:00,420
You think you�re so special?
694
00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:03,220
You go to the gym, got nice friends.
You think you�re so hot?
695
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:05,300
You think you�re better than us?
696
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,980
- I�m a waiter.
- A waiter. Like at a restaurant?
697
00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:10,140
Sort of, yeah.
698
00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:13,780
They let you touch food,
put your little faggotty fingers on it?
699
00:43:13,780 --> 00:43:16,980
That�s right, I touch it all the time.
I spit in it.
700
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:18,260
Jesus.
701
00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:20,060
What restaurant?
702
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,420
Pizza House.
703
00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:23,700
- Damn, man.
- Fuck off.
704
00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:25,540
- Dust his ass.
- Fine.
705
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:28,820
You have weapons? So do I.
706
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:31,580
I got a knife. What do you got?
707
00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:37,140
Irony.
708
00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:38,740
Adjectives.
709
00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:41,460
- Eyebrows.
- Fuck you.
710
00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:46,380
What�s going on down there?
711
00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:48,780
- He�s got cash.
- What else he got?
712
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:51,380
He�s biting my leg. I�m gonna get AIDS.
713
00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:53,060
Come on.
714
00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:17,900
Terry.
715
00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:26,100
You know, when that asshole...
716
00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:30,380
started kicking me,
I had this horrible, stupid thought...
717
00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:32,300
just a flash.
718
00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:34,980
I thought...
719
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:39,020
at least it�s physical contact.
720
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:47,660
I just found my substitute for sex.
721
00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:50,540
A substitute for everything.
722
00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:53,420
Bruises...
723
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,740
answering machines...
724
00:44:58,660 --> 00:44:59,740
fear.
725
00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:07,300
Holding hands
726
00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:09,340
at midnight
727
00:45:10,660 --> 00:45:13,220
�Neath a starry sky
728
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,100
It�s nice work
729
00:45:16,620 --> 00:45:18,140
if you can get it
730
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:22,260
And you can get it if you try
731
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:27,220
Lovin� one who loves you
732
00:45:27,860 --> 00:45:31,180
And then taking that vow
733
00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:35,620
It�s nice work
734
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:37,540
if you can get it
735
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:41,500
And if you get it
Won�t you tell me
736
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:44,300
how?
737
00:46:01,180 --> 00:46:03,940
Can you tell if you�re
having a nervous breakdown?
738
00:46:08,220 --> 00:46:09,220
Hello?
739
00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:11,980
Howdy, stranger.
740
00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:13,700
It�s Jeff.
741
00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:15,580
I love them.
742
00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:18,780
Isn�t this a special occasion?
743
00:46:19,460 --> 00:46:21,780
What if I could really talk to them?
744
00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:24,780
And what if they had some answers?
745
00:46:25,220 --> 00:46:27,140
Or would that just be too weird?
746
00:46:27,980 --> 00:46:30,340
Dad, I�ve stopped having sex.
747
00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:32,020
Eileen...
748
00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:33,980
Jeff�s stopped having sex.
749
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,420
I�ve got it up here, dear.
750
00:46:37,180 --> 00:46:38,380
No sex?
751
00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:41,140
You mean just safe sex, don�t you, dear?
752
00:46:41,220 --> 00:46:43,460
No, Mom. I hate safe sex.
753
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:46,660
- Wrestling those condoms.
- Water-based lubricant.
754
00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:47,940
Dry kissing.
755
00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:50,420
Sweetheart, are you a top or a bottom?
756
00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:52,140
Mother.
757
00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:54,580
Have you tried any of those workshops?
758
00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:56,820
What about a jerk-off club?
759
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:59,060
- How about phone sex?
- What?
760
00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:00,980
Fred, let�s help him out.
761
00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:03,340
Sweetheart, what are you wearing?
762
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:06,220
Sweats and a T-shirt.
763
00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:07,820
That�s hot.
764
00:47:08,060 --> 00:47:09,540
That�s very hot.
765
00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:11,020
Are you alone?
766
00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:14,260
Dad, I�m not gonna have phone sex
with you and Mom.
767
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:17,420
- Darling, have you looked at any videos?
- Hardcore?
768
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:19,380
Have you explored masturbation?
769
00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:23,020
As if we have to ask. Sometimes,
I never could get into that bathroom.
770
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:26,340
We like that new Jeff Stryker film,
Power Tool 2.
771
00:47:26,860 --> 00:47:30,060
Dear, do you like it
when they shave their assholes?
772
00:47:31,740 --> 00:47:33,060
Shave their what?
773
00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:35,300
What about this person, Steve?
774
00:47:35,740 --> 00:47:37,220
He seems real nice.
775
00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:40,300
- Dad, Steve is HIV positive.
- And a dreamboat.
776
00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:41,940
Check the basket.
777
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:44,780
Oh, my God.
778
00:47:50,900 --> 00:47:53,860
Hi, my name is Jeffrey and I�m...
779
00:47:54,340 --> 00:47:55,460
just like you.
780
00:47:55,620 --> 00:47:56,900
Jeffrey!
781
00:47:57,300 --> 00:47:59,220
I�m a sexual compulsive.
782
00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:03,740
But I haven�t had sex in almost six months.
783
00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:09,380
I never even think about having sex.
784
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:11,620
Not anymore.
785
00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:13,220
But I used to be...
786
00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:15,020
compulsive.
787
00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,980
And all because of Billy Kierney.
788
00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:24,740
I blame him.
789
00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:29,660
That�s where it started. He kept daring me.
790
00:48:31,820 --> 00:48:34,340
�I dare you to take off your clothes...
791
00:48:35,860 --> 00:48:37,500
even your underpants.
792
00:48:39,580 --> 00:48:41,100
I dare you...
793
00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:44,220
to kiss me on the mouth.�
794
00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:47,220
Oh, God.
795
00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:50,300
Two...
796
00:48:50,940 --> 00:48:52,740
naked 14-year-old boys...
797
00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:57,020
in front of the big mirror
in my parents� bedroom...
798
00:48:58,420 --> 00:49:00,140
I�m having sex...
799
00:49:02,060 --> 00:49:04,100
and I�m watching myself have sex.
800
00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:07,900
�Please don�t do that.
801
00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:12,060
Please don�t stop.�
802
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:23,300
Stop!
803
00:49:33,780 --> 00:49:35,580
I�m working a memorial.
804
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:37,940
Another one.
805
00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:40,180
Thank you.
806
00:49:44,140 --> 00:49:46,380
It�s for a curator at the Met.
807
00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:48,940
The speakers were great.
808
00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:51,300
His straight brother...
809
00:49:52,060 --> 00:49:53,500
his doctor...
810
00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:57,700
his gorgeous Italian boyfriend.
811
00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:04,780
Oh, my God.
812
00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:07,660
I�m so disgusting.
813
00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:10,740
You know what I�m doing?
I�m cruising a memorial.
814
00:50:10,860 --> 00:50:12,620
Oh, please. Everybody is.
815
00:50:12,620 --> 00:50:15,020
It�s not that we�re not sad, it�s just that...
816
00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,140
there are all these guys here.
817
00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:21,420
Who�s that over there, talking to Darius?
818
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:22,900
It�s Todd Malcolm.
819
00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:29,500
What?
820
00:50:29,540 --> 00:50:31,700
You know, the guy from the gym.
821
00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:40,020
Oh, my God. He�s blind, isn�t he?
822
00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:42,220
It�s just a side effect, they say.
823
00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:58,900
What are you doing?
824
00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:02,540
When I first came to this city,
Todd Malcolm was a god.
825
00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,900
I used to watch him and his lover dancing.
826
00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:07,140
- People would gasp.
- Stop it.
827
00:51:07,260 --> 00:51:08,500
Hi, guys.
828
00:51:09,060 --> 00:51:10,860
- Did you see Todd?
- Of course.
829
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,860
- He looks better.
- Darius, Todd is dying.
830
00:51:19,620 --> 00:51:20,900
I�m sorry.
831
00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:22,820
What�s going on here?
832
00:51:23,140 --> 00:51:25,060
This is about Todd, right?
833
00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:27,660
Do you know what we were talking about?
834
00:51:27,740 --> 00:51:29,220
This memorial.
835
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:31,780
Cannoli, frozen. The drinks are watered...
836
00:51:31,780 --> 00:51:35,580
and I hated that music.
At my memorial, I want Liza.
837
00:51:36,620 --> 00:51:38,540
You are not having a memorial.
838
00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:40,260
Okay, in a million years.
839
00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:43,580
You are not going to get sick.
I thought I made that clear.
840
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,580
But I was sick.
841
00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:47,740
I had pneumonia.
842
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:51,060
And it went away.
843
00:51:52,140 --> 00:51:54,060
But I want the Winter Garden.
844
00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:57,260
I do. I want all the other cats to come out...
845
00:51:57,340 --> 00:51:59,580
and sing Darius to the tune of Memory.
846
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:03,100
�Darius, we all thought you were fabulous.�
847
00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:05,380
Your service will run for years.
848
00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:08,980
What?
849
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:12,100
This is a memorial.
850
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:15,220
We�re making remarks. We�re dishing it.
851
00:52:15,220 --> 00:52:17,780
Please. Picture mine.
852
00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:21,300
And remember, I want an open coffin.
853
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:23,300
They can say it to my face.
854
00:52:23,940 --> 00:52:25,900
- Good idea.
- I like it.
855
00:52:26,540 --> 00:52:29,900
I mean, cute guys, and Liza...
856
00:52:30,340 --> 00:52:31,620
and dish.
857
00:52:31,660 --> 00:52:33,540
It�s not a cure for AIDS...
858
00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:36,260
but it�s the opposite of AIDS.
859
00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:37,700
Right?
860
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,460
They�re praying.
861
00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:47,220
Come on.
862
00:52:53,740 --> 00:52:55,540
Oh, my God.
863
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:09,060
Wasn�t that marvelous?
864
00:53:09,060 --> 00:53:11,300
Please. It�s still ballet.
865
00:53:11,580 --> 00:53:12,900
It is The Nutcracker.
866
00:53:13,380 --> 00:53:15,340
It�s my favorite. When I was a kid...
867
00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:17,980
I used to be so afraid
of the big dancing mice.
868
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:20,580
- Now I�m a cat.
- His therapist is ecstatic.
869
00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:24,300
Sweetie?
870
00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:27,500
I�m fine. I just...
871
00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:30,700
I don�t know.
872
00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:32,740
I�m just a little dizzy.
873
00:53:37,540 --> 00:53:38,540
Oh, my God.
874
00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:47,380
- Please, everyone stand back.
- Put this under his head.
875
00:53:48,740 --> 00:53:51,300
- Will somebody please get an ambulance?
- No, I�m fine.
876
00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:53,700
Don�t talk. You are going to be fine.
877
00:53:53,820 --> 00:53:56,020
I�m the house manager. Is there a problem?
878
00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:58,140
- Mommy.
- It�s all right, sweetheart.
879
00:53:58,260 --> 00:54:00,860
Lie still. Thank you, everyone.
880
00:54:01,140 --> 00:54:03,620
- I�m just dehydrated.
- You�re dehydrated?
881
00:54:03,860 --> 00:54:05,860
It�s from the Itraconazole.
882
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:07,780
What�s an itraconazole?
883
00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:10,380
It�s a medicine, sweetheart.
My cousin�s on it.
884
00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:11,420
Is it like Prozac?
885
00:54:11,620 --> 00:54:13,580
Here, put this on his forehead.
886
00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:17,380
I�m fine.
887
00:54:18,980 --> 00:54:20,700
I�m okay. Really.
888
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:23,260
- Maybe you shouldn�t move him.
- We have a cot.
889
00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:26,020
I�m fine. Thank you.
890
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,300
We�ll get this back to you.
891
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:31,580
I�m fine. Look, I�m walking.
892
00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:45,100
Excuse me.
893
00:55:46,940 --> 00:55:48,020
Come on.
894
00:55:59,420 --> 00:56:00,300
This way.
895
00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:11,300
In here.
896
00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:18,340
Where are we?
897
00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:21,420
A storeroom.
Old hymnals that need to be rebound.
898
00:56:25,820 --> 00:56:29,260
What�s wrong?
Is it the collar? Is that a turnoff?
899
00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:33,260
Wait. What�s going on here?
Why did you bring me in here?
900
00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:36,260
I�m attracted to you. The door�s locked.
901
00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:37,460
Wait!
902
00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:40,540
- You really a priest?
- Of course.
903
00:56:42,820 --> 00:56:45,460
Aren�t you supposed to be straight
and celibate?
904
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:49,980
Maybe you didn�t hear me.
I�m a Catholic priest.
905
00:56:50,580 --> 00:56:54,340
Historically, that falls somewhere
in between chorus boy and florist.
906
00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:56,060
Come here, you big lug.
907
00:56:56,060 --> 00:56:58,580
Get away from me. Don�t touch me.
908
00:56:58,620 --> 00:57:00,420
I�m sorry. Hands off.
909
00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:03,980
Wait, what is with you?
910
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:09,380
One of my best friends...
911
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:10,700
he�s sick.
912
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:14,500
And he fell, but he�s home now,
but I just can�t...
913
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:18,020
I�ve been walking around for 48 hours.
914
00:57:18,020 --> 00:57:21,260
And I just keep asking myself,
�What if it was Steve?�
915
00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:25,500
I mean, how can I love somebody
and watch that happen?
916
00:57:25,740 --> 00:57:26,780
Steve?
917
00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:29,180
Why did He do this?
918
00:57:31,540 --> 00:57:32,820
You�re a priest.
919
00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,660
You have to tell me, why did He do this?
920
00:57:39,820 --> 00:57:42,060
Why did God make the world this way?
921
00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:44,300
Why do I have to live in it?
922
00:57:44,940 --> 00:57:46,780
- Don�t hit me.
- You tell me!
923
00:57:47,140 --> 00:57:48,100
Okay.
924
00:57:49,380 --> 00:57:51,380
All I wanted was a quickie.
925
00:57:52,220 --> 00:57:53,700
If I show you...
926
00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:57,460
the true face of God,
if I tell you, will you listen?
927
00:57:57,460 --> 00:57:59,300
- Of course.
- Really listen?
928
00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:00,660
Yes.
929
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:04,980
Okay.
930
00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:08,260
Here�s how you see God.
931
00:58:09,100 --> 00:58:10,940
He�s a Columbia recording artist.
932
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:15,220
You got your idea of God
where most gay kids get it...
933
00:58:15,220 --> 00:58:17,260
My Fair Lady, original cast.
934
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:19,380
George Bernard Shaw up in the clouds...
935
00:58:19,460 --> 00:58:22,580
manipulating Rex Harrison
and Julie Andrews on strings.
936
00:58:22,580 --> 00:58:27,380
It was your parents� album, you were little,
you thought it was a picture of God.
937
00:58:28,100 --> 00:58:31,220
You were almost there,
because God is on this record.
938
00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:32,860
Lerner and Loewe.
939
00:58:32,860 --> 00:58:35,060
�Why can�t the English...�
940
00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:38,060
Wouldn�t it be lovely?
941
00:58:38,260 --> 00:58:40,660
The only times
I really feel the presence of God...
942
00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:44,460
are when I�m having sex
and during a great Broadway musical.
943
00:58:44,460 --> 00:58:45,660
Come on.
944
00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:50,860
Number two.
945
00:58:58,020 --> 00:58:59,140
Hi, look.
946
00:59:02,980 --> 00:59:04,540
Hello, gorgeous.
947
00:59:05,180 --> 00:59:08,740
- Oklahoma
- You�re nuts.
948
00:59:08,940 --> 00:59:11,300
Excuse me? Those people out there...
949
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:15,060
they�re worshiping resurrections,
virgin births, Ben-Hur, and I�m nuts?
950
00:59:15,140 --> 00:59:17,380
I�m not... I�m talking about...
951
00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:18,900
a plague.
952
00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:20,660
I�m talking about...
953
00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:23,020
I don�t know, evil.
954
00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,660
Yes, Satan.
955
00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:27,620
That�s another story. I�ve seen him.
956
00:59:28,580 --> 00:59:31,700
What? Disease, hospitals, fear?
957
00:59:32,340 --> 00:59:35,980
Phantom, Miss Saigon, Sunset Boulevard.
958
00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:37,900
Got to go.
959
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:41,620
Because I haven�t told you life�s secret
in five words, you�re getting antsy?
960
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:43,540
I need to know.
961
00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:44,540
Okay.
962
00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:47,100
Oh, God.
963
00:59:47,260 --> 00:59:50,940
I am so horny.
Do you know what it�s like in here?
964
00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:55,380
�Father, I abused myself
eight times last week.�
965
00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:58,180
�Father, I�m attracted to my brother-in-law.�
966
00:59:58,220 --> 01:00:01,060
�Father, I�m having impure thoughts
about my soccer coach.�
967
01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:03,500
Where are the Polaroids?
What am I, a mind reader?
968
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,980
�Say six Hail Marys
and bring me your shorts.�
969
01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,500
Okay.
970
01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:10,140
I�m sorry.
971
01:00:11,420 --> 01:00:13,660
Secret of life.
972
01:00:20,860 --> 01:00:22,140
Darling...
973
01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:25,020
have you ever been to a picnic...
974
01:00:27,380 --> 01:00:29,580
and someone blows up a balloon?
975
01:00:29,820 --> 01:00:32,380
And everyone starts tossing it around...
976
01:00:32,820 --> 01:00:35,780
and it�s always
just about to touch the ground.
977
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,100
But someone always gets there
just in time...
978
01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:41,700
to tap it back up.
979
01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:43,940
That balloon...
980
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:46,260
that�s God.
981
01:00:47,620 --> 01:00:49,900
The very best in all of us.
982
01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:52,860
The kindness, the heavy petting...
983
01:00:54,460 --> 01:00:55,740
Funny Girl.
984
01:00:59,100 --> 01:01:01,220
What about the bad stuff?
985
01:01:01,740 --> 01:01:05,940
When the balloon hits the ground,
when it bursts?
986
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:09,460
Who cares? Evil bores me.
It�s one note, it doesn�t sing.
987
01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:20,220
Of course life sucks. It always will,
so why not make the most of it?
988
01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:23,140
How dare you not lunge
for any shred of happiness?
989
01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:25,900
But Steve, who�s sick,
who I�m afraid to touch?
990
01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:29,740
Maybe you need a rubber,
or a surgical mask, or a roll of plastic wrap.
991
01:01:29,740 --> 01:01:33,700
How dare you give up sex when there are
children in Europe who can�t get a date?
992
01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:37,020
The only real blasphemy
is the refusal of joy.
993
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:40,620
- Of a corsage, and a kiss.
- Amen.
994
01:01:43,980 --> 01:01:46,540
I had a dream
995
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:49,820
a dream about you, baby
996
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:52,620
It�s gonna come true
997
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:55,180
�cause, baby
998
01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:59,860
You�ll be swell, you�ll be great
999
01:02:00,060 --> 01:02:01,900
Come on, ladies, you know the words.
1000
01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:05,100
Gonna have the whole world on a plate
1001
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:09,460
Starting here, starting now
Honey
1002
01:02:09,620 --> 01:02:13,660
everything�s coming up roses
1003
01:03:35,180 --> 01:03:39,420
Okay, everybody, listen up.
The parade is about to begin.
1004
01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:42,100
The first unit will be as follows.
1005
01:03:42,660 --> 01:03:44,020
Dykes On Bikes.
1006
01:03:45,860 --> 01:03:49,140
Concerned Pan-Asian Bisexuals.
1007
01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:53,420
Black Gay Republicans.
1008
01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:57,180
Hello?
1009
01:03:57,300 --> 01:04:00,780
Excuse me, are you
with the parade? I�m lost.
1010
01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:04,100
- What group are you with?
- Ma, did you find out? We march together.
1011
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:08,820
I�m so proud of my preoperative
transsexual lesbian son.
1012
01:04:14,260 --> 01:04:15,620
Who are you marching with?
1013
01:04:15,660 --> 01:04:19,060
Excuse me, could you take our picture
with this nice young man?
1014
01:04:19,580 --> 01:04:21,340
This is our first parade.
1015
01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:25,140
- Parents of transsexuals.
- Preoperative transsexual lesbians.
1016
01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:28,780
At first, I was confused as anyone.
More confused.
1017
01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:34,980
- When Anthony first came to...
- Angelique, Ma.
1018
01:04:35,060 --> 01:04:37,020
You were still Tony at the time.
1019
01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:38,940
He comes to me, and he says, �Ma...
1020
01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:42,380
I wanna be a woman, I always felt like one.�
1021
01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:46,980
I said, �What are you, gay?�
He said, �No, I�m not gay, I�m a lesbian.�
1022
01:04:48,220 --> 01:04:49,220
Exactly.
1023
01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:52,380
My first thought was when I was
pregnant with you, what did I do?
1024
01:04:52,420 --> 01:04:54,020
Did I tilt-a-whirl?
1025
01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:56,260
Did I bungee jump?
1026
01:04:56,780 --> 01:04:58,180
Bound For Glory?
1027
01:04:58,500 --> 01:04:59,740
The fountain.
1028
01:05:00,820 --> 01:05:02,980
- Stop it.
- But you didn�t judge.
1029
01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:08,100
Listen, alone, late at night, I judged plenty.
I judged you, I judged me.
1030
01:05:09,060 --> 01:05:11,220
I said to myself, I said:
1031
01:05:11,940 --> 01:05:13,860
�I don�t understand this.
1032
01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:15,900
What does he need?�
1033
01:05:18,020 --> 01:05:20,700
- You know what made me feel good?
- What?
1034
01:05:21,140 --> 01:05:24,900
Summer Olympics.
I was watching them on TV...
1035
01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:27,620
feeling sorry for myself.
1036
01:05:27,660 --> 01:05:30,460
They kept showing these parents
of these girls in the pool...
1037
01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:32,660
- Synchronized swimmers.
- Exactly.
1038
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:37,060
And the parents,
they kept crying and waving flags.
1039
01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:41,020
And I said to myself,
�If they can feel proud of their kids...
1040
01:05:41,220 --> 01:05:44,220
�just because they can stand
on their head in the deep end...
1041
01:05:44,660 --> 01:05:46,580
I can feel proud of mine.�
1042
01:05:52,540 --> 01:05:54,380
- One more.
- No, come on, Ma.
1043
01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:56,940
- You think we�ll need sunscreen?
- Over there, they...
1044
01:05:57,020 --> 01:05:59,500
Thank you.
Good boy.
1045
01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,180
Wow, long time no see.
1046
01:06:10,940 --> 01:06:13,180
- You look great.
- Thanks. You, too.
1047
01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:18,060
Has anyone seen Darius? I lost him
somewhere near those S&M people.
1048
01:06:18,740 --> 01:06:22,220
I swear I saw this terrifying man
wearing a dog collar, harness...
1049
01:06:22,380 --> 01:06:24,180
and jackboots, snarling at me.
1050
01:06:24,180 --> 01:06:26,740
And I look closer,
and it was my upholsterer.
1051
01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:29,300
- Should I get my nipples pierced?
- What?
1052
01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:31,980
I just saw this big guy, totally naked...
1053
01:06:32,060 --> 01:06:35,380
except for a jockstrap and two gold rings,
right here and here.
1054
01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:38,380
- For guest towels.
- What group are you guys with?
1055
01:06:38,380 --> 01:06:42,300
- Gay Men Who Need A Cigarette.
- Interior Designers Fight AIDS.
1056
01:06:42,660 --> 01:06:44,780
Care With Flair.
1057
01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:50,100
- The Sheep Meadow.
- Come along, Jeffrey, you can help.
1058
01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:52,980
- No, I�ll catch up.
- Come along.
1059
01:06:54,420 --> 01:06:56,420
- I got it, Steve.
- Thanks.
1060
01:06:56,460 --> 01:06:59,420
I know. We�ll put you on the best float...
1061
01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:01,020
with the porn stars.
1062
01:07:01,220 --> 01:07:05,260
- No, actually, I�m not marching.
- What?
1063
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:08,260
I was just taking a shortcut
through the park.
1064
01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:10,860
I kind of forgot it was Gay Pride Day.
1065
01:07:15,780 --> 01:07:19,380
I hope this not-marching thing
doesn�t have anything to do with me.
1066
01:07:19,380 --> 01:07:21,620
Because I know I gave you
a pretty hard time.
1067
01:07:21,660 --> 01:07:23,540
- You didn�t.
- I tried.
1068
01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:29,940
Seriously, it�s good to see you.
And I�m not hitting on you.
1069
01:07:31,660 --> 01:07:32,980
And why not?
1070
01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:41,940
I gotta go.
1071
01:07:43,140 --> 01:07:45,020
I gotta meet somebody.
1072
01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:46,940
Pardon me?
1073
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:51,980
- My sublet, I hope.
- Your sublet?
1074
01:07:52,620 --> 01:07:54,340
Are you moving? Where?
1075
01:07:55,820 --> 01:07:58,180
- I shouldn�t have said anything.
- No. Come on.
1076
01:08:00,540 --> 01:08:02,140
Back to Wisconsin.
1077
01:08:02,340 --> 01:08:04,460
- Bye.
- Wisconsin?
1078
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:06,940
But not for a month. Really, I gotta go.
1079
01:08:07,060 --> 01:08:08,340
Wait a minute.
1080
01:08:09,060 --> 01:08:10,540
It�s a good idea...
1081
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:13,100
because there�s no car alarms or potholes...
1082
01:08:13,140 --> 01:08:14,420
No parades?
1083
01:08:16,540 --> 01:08:19,020
What about Sterling? What about Darius?
1084
01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:22,180
Steve Howard to Flatbed 3.
1085
01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:24,780
What are you gonna do in Wisconsin?
1086
01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:27,900
Live.
1087
01:08:28,820 --> 01:08:30,420
Breathe, hide...
1088
01:08:31,740 --> 01:08:33,540
until it�s all over.
1089
01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:36,020
Till what�s all over?
1090
01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:37,780
AIDS?
1091
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:40,060
Or your life?
1092
01:08:42,540 --> 01:08:43,780
Either.
1093
01:08:47,940 --> 01:08:51,700
Boy, good to have known you.
It was a growth experience.
1094
01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:55,340
Come on, maybe I�ll come back,
who knows? Someday.
1095
01:08:57,340 --> 01:09:00,860
You know, that�s the difference
between you and me, in that one word.
1096
01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:03,260
�Someday.� A real luxury item.
1097
01:09:05,260 --> 01:09:07,180
- Hey.
- There you are.
1098
01:09:09,740 --> 01:09:11,860
Sean, this is Jeffrey.
1099
01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:15,740
Really? At last.
I�ve heard way too much about you.
1100
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:18,700
Are you two guys...
1101
01:09:19,340 --> 01:09:20,300
Yeah.
1102
01:09:21,260 --> 01:09:23,980
- Two months, now.
- We met on the parade committee.
1103
01:09:24,140 --> 01:09:26,300
Five, four, three...
1104
01:09:26,980 --> 01:09:28,740
Come here.
1105
01:09:31,420 --> 01:09:35,700
Good afternoon, this is Chuck Farling
at Manhattan�s notorious Gay Pride march.
1106
01:09:36,060 --> 01:09:40,380
Homosexuals have made great strides in
recent years and I am surrounded by them.
1107
01:09:40,620 --> 01:09:43,420
- Are you homosexuals?
- Yes, Chuck, we are.
1108
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:49,620
I love your show. You are so cute.
1109
01:09:50,340 --> 01:09:53,140
Hi, we�re here, we�re queer...
1110
01:09:53,540 --> 01:09:54,940
and we�re on TV.
1111
01:09:55,780 --> 01:09:57,940
It is working, really.
1112
01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:00,500
And here�s a regular fellow.
1113
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:04,020
He could be anyone. Your son, your brother,
the guy next door. Your name?
1114
01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:07,740
- Jeffrey.
- How are you celebrating Gay Pride Day?
1115
01:10:09,180 --> 01:10:11,940
- I�m running.
- Provocative.
1116
01:10:14,260 --> 01:10:17,060
It seems this is
a mother-and-daughter team, is that right?
1117
01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:18,460
- That�s right.
- Don�t ask.
1118
01:10:18,540 --> 01:10:21,980
What will you do to celebrate this Gay Pride
occasion? Something special?
1119
01:10:22,060 --> 01:10:23,060
You bet.
1120
01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:26,060
We�re gonna ride on a flatbed truck
for the whole world to see.
1121
01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:29,660
Because we are proud
of who and what we are.
1122
01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:31,820
And after the parade?
1123
01:10:31,980 --> 01:10:35,780
- Angelique is going to remove her penis.
- It�s coming right off.
1124
01:11:30,220 --> 01:11:31,700
How is he?
1125
01:11:32,380 --> 01:11:33,660
No change.
1126
01:11:35,180 --> 01:11:36,860
- Can I see him?
- No.
1127
01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:42,540
He wouldn�t know who you are, or talk.
It�s a coma.
1128
01:11:46,660 --> 01:11:48,060
Do you need anything?
1129
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:50,020
No, I�m fine.
1130
01:11:58,540 --> 01:12:00,220
Where were you?
1131
01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:02,060
Working.
1132
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:03,580
My last job...
1133
01:12:04,100 --> 01:12:05,940
the Hilton. A whimper.
1134
01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:12,940
- Is his mom in there?
- No, she�s at our place, getting some rest.
1135
01:12:15,980 --> 01:12:17,660
He doesn�t recognize anyone.
1136
01:12:18,940 --> 01:12:20,020
You never know.
1137
01:12:20,220 --> 01:12:22,140
No, he doesn�t. He�s dead.
1138
01:12:24,060 --> 01:12:25,060
What?
1139
01:12:26,620 --> 01:12:27,900
Half an hour ago.
1140
01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:33,780
That�s the first time that I�ve said it...
1141
01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:35,300
out loud.
1142
01:12:37,860 --> 01:12:39,220
A brain hemorrhage.
1143
01:12:40,540 --> 01:12:42,420
That�s why it was so fast.
1144
01:12:43,700 --> 01:12:45,420
These brain things.
1145
01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:50,580
That�s why three weeks ago
he was marching on Fifth Avenue...
1146
01:12:52,900 --> 01:12:53,900
with me.
1147
01:13:04,220 --> 01:13:05,420
I�m so sorry.
1148
01:13:05,740 --> 01:13:07,020
You�re what?
1149
01:13:07,860 --> 01:13:09,060
You�re sorry?
1150
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:11,100
Thank you, Jeffrey, thank you.
1151
01:13:11,820 --> 01:13:13,340
Darius is dead.
1152
01:13:15,860 --> 01:13:17,900
Everyone, and I�m sorry, too.
1153
01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:26,380
I�m sorry.
1154
01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:32,140
Is there anything that I can do?
1155
01:13:34,460 --> 01:13:35,940
I wasn�t enough.
1156
01:13:36,700 --> 01:13:39,380
I wasn�t important enough. I couldn�t...
1157
01:13:40,020 --> 01:13:41,220
snub it.
1158
01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:45,020
Couldn�t scare it off with a look.
1159
01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:48,460
I couldn�t shield him with raw silk...
1160
01:13:48,980 --> 01:13:50,820
and tassels, and Type X.
1161
01:13:52,740 --> 01:13:54,340
The limits of style.
1162
01:13:55,860 --> 01:13:58,380
But you loved Darius and he loved you...
1163
01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:00,860
- Jesus! How can you?
- What?
1164
01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:05,140
I don�t know why. I�m obviously
quite out of my mind, but right now...
1165
01:14:10,020 --> 01:14:11,300
I don�t.
1166
01:14:12,260 --> 01:14:13,660
I don�t hate you.
1167
01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:16,660
You hate me?
1168
01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:27,980
Perhaps you should just not be here,
not right now.
1169
01:14:28,980 --> 01:14:30,140
Please, Sterling.
1170
01:14:30,980 --> 01:14:33,220
Please, let me help you. What can I do?
1171
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:35,680
What can you do? Nothing. You�re leaving.
1172
01:14:35,780 --> 01:14:38,340
You�re going away to someplace insane.
1173
01:14:40,260 --> 01:14:41,220
I�m sorry.
1174
01:14:55,420 --> 01:14:57,900
- I can stay for a few more days...
- No!
1175
01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:01,100
Please, go.
1176
01:15:03,060 --> 01:15:04,860
You are not part of this.
1177
01:15:05,620 --> 01:15:08,060
This has nothing to do with you.
1178
01:15:14,580 --> 01:15:18,940
You know, Darius once said
that you were the saddest
person he ever knew.
1179
01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:25,340
Why did he say that?
1180
01:15:26,300 --> 01:15:29,860
Because he was sick,
because he had a fatal disease...
1181
01:15:31,060 --> 01:15:33,940
and he was one million times
happier than you.
1182
01:15:34,260 --> 01:15:35,860
You loved Darius...
1183
01:15:36,820 --> 01:15:40,100
and look what happens.
Do you want me to go through this...
1184
01:15:40,460 --> 01:15:41,700
with Steve?
1185
01:15:43,220 --> 01:15:44,060
Yes.
1186
01:15:47,700 --> 01:15:48,980
Jeffrey.
1187
01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:51,740
Guess what?
1188
01:15:52,380 --> 01:15:55,820
It�s the tunnel of light
you�re supposed to see before you die...
1189
01:15:56,020 --> 01:15:57,980
with all your dead relatives.
1190
01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:09,500
What are you?
1191
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:13,020
Are you some sort
of grief-induced hallucination?
1192
01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:15,340
Why did you come back?
1193
01:16:15,580 --> 01:16:16,860
To see you.
1194
01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:19,980
I figured you got here too late,
I was already in the coma.
1195
01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:23,020
Sweetheart, it�s me.
1196
01:16:23,060 --> 01:16:25,620
- Aunt Phyllis.
- And Uncle Barney.
1197
01:16:25,860 --> 01:16:28,620
- And Cousin Gary.
- You�ll love it.
1198
01:16:29,260 --> 01:16:30,740
You look great.
1199
01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:34,460
Did you bring me anything?
1200
01:16:38,020 --> 01:16:38,980
Flowers.
1201
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:40,140
Where?
1202
01:16:40,780 --> 01:16:42,180
I was in a hurry.
1203
01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:47,500
- Look who�s here, Grandma Rose.
- Are you married?
1204
01:16:48,140 --> 01:16:51,460
Jeffrey, I�m dead. You�re not.
1205
01:16:52,460 --> 01:16:55,180
- I know that.
- You do? Prove it.
1206
01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:58,020
What do you mean?
1207
01:16:58,660 --> 01:17:01,300
- Go dancing.
- Go to a show.
1208
01:17:01,380 --> 01:17:03,460
- Make trouble.
- Make out.
1209
01:17:04,380 --> 01:17:06,820
Hate AIDS, not life.
1210
01:17:08,260 --> 01:17:09,220
How?
1211
01:17:10,820 --> 01:17:12,540
Just think of AIDS like...
1212
01:17:13,780 --> 01:17:15,620
the guest that won�t leave.
1213
01:17:16,060 --> 01:17:17,860
The one we all hate.
1214
01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:21,140
But you have to remember...
1215
01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:22,460
What?
1216
01:17:22,740 --> 01:17:25,220
It�s still our party.
1217
01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:33,540
Darling, they�re waiting.
1218
01:17:34,540 --> 01:17:35,780
Wait.
1219
01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:39,980
Is that it?
Is that all you have to tell me?
1220
01:17:42,620 --> 01:17:44,260
Be nice to Sterling.
1221
01:18:23,780 --> 01:18:27,060
Hi, Steve. Are you there?
1222
01:18:27,740 --> 01:18:29,620
Or are you screening your calls?
1223
01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:34,260
Listen, it�s Jeffrey, and I�m not in Wisconsin.
1224
01:18:34,340 --> 01:18:38,380
I�m not a complete asshole.
I have to see you.
1225
01:18:38,820 --> 01:18:40,140
It�s an emergency.
1226
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:43,740
10:00 p.m. Tonight,
at the Essex House, please.
1227
01:18:52,540 --> 01:18:54,140
- Jeffrey?
- Monsieur.
1228
01:18:55,100 --> 01:18:56,260
What?
1229
01:18:57,660 --> 01:19:00,740
All right, what�s going on?
You said it was important.
1230
01:19:06,940 --> 01:19:09,180
- Table for two?
- Excuse me?
1231
01:19:12,460 --> 01:19:14,060
Didn�t we have a date?
1232
01:19:17,380 --> 01:19:18,500
Oh, my God.
1233
01:19:20,820 --> 01:19:22,220
I didn�t think you�d come.
1234
01:19:22,340 --> 01:19:25,820
When I left the message,
I didn�t know if John would let you.
1235
01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:28,740
- Sean.
- Dump him.
1236
01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:32,580
- What?
- Just tell him it�s over. Be really mean.
1237
01:19:33,340 --> 01:19:35,340
It�s a little too late for that.
1238
01:19:35,380 --> 01:19:36,420
Why?
1239
01:19:37,460 --> 01:19:38,900
Sean dumped me.
1240
01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:40,900
- He did? Really?
1241
01:19:41,220 --> 01:19:43,660
He couldn�t take it. The sex.
1242
01:19:44,020 --> 01:19:45,940
He was exhausted. He�s 22.
1243
01:19:46,020 --> 01:19:47,820
- Were you upset?
- Of course.
1244
01:19:48,940 --> 01:19:50,220
A whole bunch?
1245
01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:52,780
Goodbye Jeffrey.
1246
01:19:53,860 --> 01:19:55,540
If I asked you to...
1247
01:19:56,260 --> 01:19:57,900
could we have sex?
1248
01:19:58,340 --> 01:20:00,860
Safe sex, some kind of sex...
1249
01:20:01,540 --> 01:20:02,500
tonight?
1250
01:20:03,580 --> 01:20:04,740
What?
1251
01:20:06,860 --> 01:20:08,580
You are really unbelievable.
1252
01:20:14,460 --> 01:20:16,180
What is this?
1253
01:20:17,620 --> 01:20:19,660
What, you think it�s so easy?
1254
01:20:19,820 --> 01:20:22,700
You just leave a message, rent a tuxedo...
1255
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:26,500
I am still HIV positive.
1256
01:20:27,140 --> 01:20:28,220
So?
1257
01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:30,660
So?
1258
01:20:32,260 --> 01:20:34,860
It doesn�t go away.
1259
01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:38,700
- It only gets worse.
- I know.
1260
01:20:40,220 --> 01:20:42,540
Don�t do this, don�t even, you fucker!
1261
01:20:43,300 --> 01:20:46,300
Don�t you pretend,
because I will not be your good deed.
1262
01:20:46,940 --> 01:20:49,060
You�re not. I�m too selfish.
1263
01:20:49,060 --> 01:20:51,860
- I don�t want a red ribbon.
- I am touched.
1264
01:20:51,860 --> 01:20:53,140
I want you.
1265
01:20:56,100 --> 01:20:57,900
Say we have sex.
1266
01:20:59,740 --> 01:21:01,140
Say we like it.
1267
01:21:01,660 --> 01:21:04,980
And say tomorrow morning
you decide to take off for Wisconsin?
1268
01:21:05,180 --> 01:21:06,700
- I won�t.
- How do I know that?
1269
01:21:06,780 --> 01:21:08,180
Because I am...
1270
01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:12,220
I�m a gay man.
1271
01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:17,140
And I live in this city,
and I am not an innocent bystander.
1272
01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:19,540
Not anymore.
1273
01:21:31,780 --> 01:21:32,660
So...
1274
01:21:38,100 --> 01:21:39,820
How bad do you want it?
1275
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:45,700
Find out.
1276
01:21:46,780 --> 01:21:48,260
This is nice.
1277
01:21:48,460 --> 01:21:51,540
You want it. Suddenly, it�s my decision.
1278
01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:53,660
I get to be Jeffrey.
1279
01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:56,020
- Fuck you.
- Maybe.
1280
01:21:59,220 --> 01:22:00,300
Maybe?
1281
01:22:00,940 --> 01:22:03,980
I think you should woo me first.
1282
01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:07,660
Dinner. Maybe dancing.
1283
01:22:09,100 --> 01:22:12,740
- And then...
- Unbelievably hot sex.
1284
01:22:12,940 --> 01:22:14,100
Not yet.
1285
01:22:15,620 --> 01:22:17,220
What do you want?
1286
01:22:18,580 --> 01:22:21,340
- Jewelry.
- Yes!
1287
01:22:40,780 --> 01:22:42,060
But Steve...
1288
01:22:44,740 --> 01:22:46,980
first you have to promise me something.
1289
01:22:51,580 --> 01:22:52,460
What?
1290
01:22:54,020 --> 01:22:55,300
Promise me...
1291
01:22:56,420 --> 01:22:58,340
that you will not get sick.
1292
01:23:01,660 --> 01:23:02,620
Done.
1293
01:23:05,060 --> 01:23:07,620
And you will not die.
1294
01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:11,460
Never.
1295
01:23:15,940 --> 01:23:16,940
Liar.
1296
01:23:26,300 --> 01:23:29,100
Jesus, we really shouldn�t do this.
1297
01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:35,100
We�re really asking for it.
Give me one good reason.
1298
01:23:35,180 --> 01:23:37,660
One good reason
why we even have a prayer.
1299
01:23:37,740 --> 01:23:40,020
- You want one good reason?
- I do.
1300
01:23:48,660 --> 01:23:50,020
I dare you.
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