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Watch closely
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Free Bull - 19th
A young bull in love with freedom
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yesterday afternoon escaped from
Villette slaughterhouse and roamed
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the streets, coming as far
as Gare de l'Est.
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After having fallen into a pit on
Thionville St, he was saved by firemen.
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The Slightest Gesture
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Yves as Yves
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Any as Any
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His father as his father
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His mother as Richard's mother
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Marie-Rose as Marie-Rose
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The Cévennes as the Cévennes
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Come on, Yves !
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Go for it !
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Shit !
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Funny characters !
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Here !
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"Cra !"
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Here's "Sego", oh shit !
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This is Deligny,
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a ridiculous-looking chap
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drawn by a fellow of 25 years old,
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whom experts call "mentally retarded".
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This is the way he is
in The Slightest Gesture,
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this is the way he is in everyday life,
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that we've been leading together
for more than 10 years...
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For us, he's an inexhaustible
source of laughter at all times,
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and, in this film as in his daily life,
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the mouthpiece of words
that I swear aren't mine.
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But could one say they are his ?
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But why do words have to belong to someone,
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even if this someone pronounces them ?
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Perfect !
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Perfect, isn't it ?
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Yeah !
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Yves and Richard escape from the asylum.
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Trying to hide, Richard falls into a pit.
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The daughter of a quarry worker
sees Yves alone
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and takes him back to the asylum.
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So ?!
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Well ?
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Yves went away with Richard.
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Father Jules followed him.
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Sunday.
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Sunday.
Director.
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Yves !
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Are you coming or not ?!
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Don't you see there are
policemen over there ?!
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Get a move on !
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Policemen are there !
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So, anyway...
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He was a moron !
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He was driving his motorbike,
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he didn't notice the bridge
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and he fell from it,
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right in the water !
That was the end of him !
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He didn't reappear again.
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Then there was also a car...
it was like a submarine.
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There was... I plunged into the water !
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That's why I was all wet !
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So I plunged into the water...
I saw a car that was sinking.
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I tried to open the door but couldn't.
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I took...
I came back to the surface,
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and in the boat there was a spanner.
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I took it, plunged in again
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and broke the window of the car
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and tried to take the passangers out.
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There were two people and a little baby.
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And then
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the policemen said :
"What we need now
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is a deep-sea diving suit !"
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They went to the Saint-Jean police station.
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I don't know what happened there
but the diving suits were with holes !
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They had to be patched...
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That's it !
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So while the policemen were squabbling,
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I took the diving suits
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and repaired them with
patches from my bike,
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huge patches.
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I put... 5 or 6 of them...
And then I dove into the water.
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The water wasn't oozing inside.
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Oh aïe aïe aïe aïe aïe...
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Oh aïe aïe aïe
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the cars and everything...
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the cars and everything...
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...the cars... storm...
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Ah aïe aïe aïe...
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the wind... pou pou pou
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the wind... Oh aïe aïe ! The rain...
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... this and that...
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Come along !
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Let's go !
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This knife was sharpened using that stone.
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It's very sharp !
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Look !
I'm going to disembowel myself !
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This blade !
It's very sharp, isn't it ?
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It's sharpened well, you see !
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A little bit of fitting...
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Perfect...
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You can see how sharp the knife is !
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... to cut somebody's throat
is a piece of cake !
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... Have to adjust
the prongs and the blade.
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Look !
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What about you, do you have a knife ?
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Well no.
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In 1810...
I made it in 1810.
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It's very old !
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This knife is 20 years old !
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It's been 35 that I carry it !
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And then the asylum !
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You're going to the asylum,
so close the door !
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They got me !
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They have robbed me of everything !
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They have locked me up !
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It's all they could do !
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Brutes !
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It's not working any more !
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What the fuck does he want now ?!
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What is this moron doing here ?!
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We had a lot of trouble
putting Jules on the horse
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as he was very frightened,
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and as soon as he got on the horse,
it was just terrible
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and it occurred to me that
it would help to sing a song
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called "The Infantryman",
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and moreover, when one makes
a record, one doesn't have
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to get on the horse,
it worked out quite well.
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Be that as it may, a horse
is out of the question now.
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... you'll have something
to eat and to drink...
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she'll do whatever you want,
she'll even do the chores,
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what are you waiting for ?!
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Come on ! We'll see !
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You'll be a beautiful woman
with many children.
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If you don't want to do it, someone
else will help me, you'll see...
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And then a pig...
When it's killed, it's a feast !
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People drink and sing !
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I know that you love it.
If you like,
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we can also put up the flag on July 14th.
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There... You'll hang it out of your window,
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and after the pig is killed,
we'll sing holding the flag...
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And you'll be happy.
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And then this and that...
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And that's it...
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...cars...
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...trucks..
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...trucks...
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...planes...
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...trams...
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...car... plane... dynamite...
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...cannons...
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...Everything is gone !
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...car...
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...tank...
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...the tanks...
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...and then everything...
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...so on and so forth...
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...car...
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...and everything... and... pfff...
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Trying to hide, Richard falls into a pit.
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Are you out of your mind ?!!
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Go home !
I'll go look for your wife ! Oh !
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Go home !
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I'll go look for her,
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but I'm not leaving !
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Yeah, get in there !
It'll do you good !
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It'll teach you a lesson !
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And don't pull any tricks !
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Otherwise, it'll be a straitjacket !
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I mean it !
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The daughter of a quarry worker
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Valérie !
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Valérie !
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Valérie !
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Valérie !
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Valérie !
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Listen !...
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... Swear to God !
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It's weird !
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Incredible !
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Uncanny !
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It's incredible !
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A Negress, my God !
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Are you out of your mind ?!
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...to crochet...
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...go outside...
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Well ?
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...after all !
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Jojo is a Negress, for God's sake !
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With beautiful black hair !
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Incredible !
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Oh yes !
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A Negress... there !
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Listen, it's weird !
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A Negress ?! Impossible !
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Impossible !
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A Negress ?!
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Yes, when you see that...
You're not calm anymore, what then ?!
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What will you do ?!
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You'll go to sleep !
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You'll get into your bed !
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Yes !
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It's weird, Father Jules...
it's weird...
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Listen !
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A Negress !
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Are there many Negresses around here ?
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Are there many of them ?
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Can't believe it !
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Are there many Negresses ?
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Listen, it's weird !
Swear to God !
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A Negress, it's unbelievable !
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A Negress, it's unbelievable !
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A Negress, for God's sake !
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What does it mean ?
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How are you doing, Father Jules ?
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He's happy I must tell you !
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Father Jules, look !
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Is something wrong ?!
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And now you're cousins,
Father Jules ! Comrades !
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Yes !
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A Negress, just listen !
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It's weird after all !
Father Jules, come on !
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It's weird !
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Move it !
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I'll shoot, you'll see !
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I mean it !
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Father Jules ?
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Get a move on !
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Get a move on, for God's sake !
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Father Jules, hurry up ! Hurry up !
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Well ?!
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Hurry up, Father Jules !
Come on, hurry up !
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So, will you find another one for us ?!
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Firearms and stockings !
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Can you hear me ?
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Stockings !
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Can you hear me?
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Stockings !
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Head off !
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... cut your head off !
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Like me !
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I'll catch you or myself
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in a trap !
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There'll be rats there !
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Got it ?!
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Rats !
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I'll start a revolution here !
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A bunch of morons !
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Come to see it !
I'll start a revolution here !
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I warn you !
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You'll find me here,
I'll show you !
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I'll kick your asses !
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Swear to God !
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I'm telling you !
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I'll start a revolution here !
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I'll show you !
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You'll learn who I am, a bunch of morons !
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Your asses will be all red !
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And bleeding !
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I'll show you !
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Idiots !
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If you want a revolution...
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In prison !
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Yes, in prison !
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I'll show you !
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I'll destroy you !
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Destroy !
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Bunch of morons !
Quiet !
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I'll destroy you, I warn you !
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I'll kick your asses ! Run !
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Got it ?
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Bunch of assholes !
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It's unbelievable... po po po...
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Shit, he...
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Look !
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It's true !
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Oh !
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And this is also true !
277
00:41:47,035 --> 00:41:49,035
Oh !
278
00:41:51,305 --> 00:41:53,305
Cars, tanks...
279
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,920
All of it isn't worth a penny !
280
00:42:02,025 --> 00:42:04,025
Even a penny !
281
00:42:05,075 --> 00:42:07,075
Oh !
282
00:42:07,985 --> 00:42:09,985
Even a penny !
283
00:42:11,550 --> 00:42:13,550
I'm telling you !
284
00:42:13,550 --> 00:42:15,550
I'm telling you,
I'm telling you...
285
00:42:15,550 --> 00:42:17,550
... it will end badly.
286
00:42:17,550 --> 00:42:19,550
I'm telling you !
287
00:42:19,650 --> 00:42:21,650
Believe it or not !
288
00:42:21,650 --> 00:42:23,650
Go fuck yourself !!!
289
00:42:31,730 --> 00:42:33,730
Planes... Oh po po po...
290
00:42:42,235 --> 00:42:44,235
Not even a penny !
291
00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:51,435
Not even... for...
292
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:56,155
Not even...
293
00:43:00,650 --> 00:43:02,650
And it's true !
294
00:43:02,650 --> 00:43:04,650
It's true !
295
00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:15,140
It's just terrible,
it's terrible !
296
00:43:18,155 --> 00:43:20,155
Do you realize that ?!
297
00:43:20,530 --> 00:43:22,530
Do you realize that at all ? Huh ?
298
00:43:23,195 --> 00:43:26,195
Do you realize that ?! Oh !!!
299
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:28,900
Really !
300
00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:31,190
Really !
301
00:43:31,695 --> 00:43:33,695
Oh but...
302
00:43:33,695 --> 00:43:35,695
Yeah !
303
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,520
Not even the sick !
304
00:43:42,975 --> 00:43:44,975
Not even this !
305
00:43:49,205 --> 00:43:51,205
Not even a coffin !
306
00:43:52,045 --> 00:43:54,045
Our childhood...
307
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:56,100
Not even !
308
00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:00,300
It's different if you're French.
309
00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:03,125
Here you are !
310
00:44:03,155 --> 00:44:05,055
You expected a different life,
311
00:44:05,055 --> 00:44:09,055
and I think... that we'll go...
312
00:44:09,985 --> 00:44:11,985
...to heaven !
313
00:45:45,030 --> 00:45:47,030
Rattlesnakes !
314
00:45:48,175 --> 00:45:50,175
Rats, birds, owls !
315
00:45:53,075 --> 00:45:55,075
And what else ?!
316
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,200
Rats, roosters !
317
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,200
Hens and roosters !
318
00:46:04,205 --> 00:46:06,205
Hang on, I'm coming.
319
00:46:06,260 --> 00:46:08,260
I'll save you from that pit,
in the name of God !
320
00:46:09,775 --> 00:46:11,775
Now, I'll go fetch a ladder for you,
321
00:46:11,775 --> 00:46:15,775
I'll go fetch a rope,
and I'll call a fire brigade.
322
00:46:15,850 --> 00:46:17,450
I'll call a fire brigade,
323
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,500
I'll get a helicopter,
324
00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:22,030
the police,
325
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,530
they'll all come here.
326
00:46:24,530 --> 00:46:26,530
Come closer !
327
00:46:26,530 --> 00:46:28,530
The idiot is in the pit !
328
00:46:28,530 --> 00:46:31,530
- Can you take him out ?
- Okay.
329
00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:33,540
The helicopter and
the ambulance, come here.
330
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:35,540
Someone's calling you.
331
00:46:35,540 --> 00:46:37,540
Make a call !
332
00:46:37,540 --> 00:46:39,540
Hello ?
333
00:46:40,925 --> 00:46:43,125
I'm calling
334
00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:47,125
49 SVP... respond !
335
00:46:47,310 --> 00:46:49,310
Here you are !
336
00:46:53,745 --> 00:46:55,745
...everyone's here !
337
00:46:56,110 --> 00:46:58,110
It works !
338
00:46:58,110 --> 00:47:00,110
It works !
339
00:47:00,110 --> 00:47:02,110
Perfect !
340
00:47:02,830 --> 00:47:05,830
- It works, as they say !
- Fever !
341
00:47:05,830 --> 00:47:08,830
- It doesn't work !
- Helicopter!
342
00:47:12,150 --> 00:47:14,150
What now ?!
343
00:47:14,515 --> 00:47:16,515
Pull yourselves together !
344
00:47:17,270 --> 00:47:19,270
And now walk !
345
00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:22,540
Oh yeah !
346
00:47:22,565 --> 00:47:24,565
Walk you little bastards !
347
00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,125
Walk !
348
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:29,500
If you don't walk,
I'll give you to mosquitoes.
349
00:47:30,910 --> 00:47:32,910
Sod off !
350
00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:34,950
A bunch of slugs !
351
00:47:36,210 --> 00:47:38,210
Quiet !
352
00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:41,315
Got it ?
353
00:47:41,925 --> 00:47:43,925
Quiet !
354
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:17,260
...I'd like to say...
355
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,800
Gentlemen, I'd like to say...
356
00:48:22,745 --> 00:48:24,745
...they are a bit overdone...
357
00:48:24,745 --> 00:48:26,745
Add another one.
358
00:48:26,745 --> 00:48:28,745
I have nothing to fear, add another one.
359
00:48:28,745 --> 00:48:30,745
It gets on my nerves.
360
00:48:33,745 --> 00:48:35,745
...if you want to take me to prison...
361
00:48:35,745 --> 00:48:37,745
so be it !
362
00:48:37,745 --> 00:48:39,745
Look at the wounded, he's got a fever
363
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,800
because I tried to kill him.
364
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,800
You'll have to go
365
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,800
look for a helicopter
366
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,800
to come back.
367
00:49:20,155 --> 00:49:22,155
Halleluja !
368
00:49:23,155 --> 00:49:25,155
Let's go !
369
00:49:26,355 --> 00:49:28,355
Halleluja !
370
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
la la la la
371
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,840
Let's go !
372
00:50:19,105 --> 00:50:21,105
Good...
373
00:50:21,195 --> 00:50:23,195
Call again...
374
00:50:23,195 --> 00:50:25,195
after they arrive...
375
00:50:25,195 --> 00:50:27,995
Get in !
Take a helicopter for 50 megatons,
376
00:50:29,995 --> 00:50:31,995
a black helicopter...
377
00:50:32,685 --> 00:50:35,685
Take some bobbles and put them on the top !
378
00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:37,860
The house which is on the top.
379
00:50:38,110 --> 00:50:40,110
They'll tell you in a couple of minutes.
380
00:50:40,110 --> 00:50:43,710
Ok... so then...
Come to help me.
381
00:50:44,050 --> 00:50:46,050
I can't go there myself,
I'm wounded...
382
00:50:46,485 --> 00:50:48,485
There's one more in the pit...
383
00:50:48,555 --> 00:50:50,555
Go look for him.
384
00:50:50,555 --> 00:50:52,555
A coffin, flowers, a grave.
385
00:50:52,555 --> 00:50:54,555
Make a hole.
386
00:50:54,555 --> 00:50:57,555
And I'll come bless him.
Hang on a second,
387
00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,555
at what time though ?
388
00:51:00,070 --> 00:51:02,070
Around 10.
389
00:51:02,295 --> 00:51:04,295
We'll broadcast it...
on radio, for example.
390
00:51:06,215 --> 00:51:08,215
You have to tell me at what time.
391
00:51:08,575 --> 00:51:10,575
Come in a few minutes.
392
00:51:10,575 --> 00:51:13,575
I'm not in a hurry, I have some time.
393
00:51:13,575 --> 00:51:16,575
But you... go give your help.
394
00:51:16,995 --> 00:51:18,995
Because I'd like to participate.
395
00:51:18,995 --> 00:51:20,995
I want to take him out, but I can't.
396
00:51:20,995 --> 00:51:22,995
It's impossible to take him out.
397
00:51:24,995 --> 00:51:27,995
This pit is rotten and covered with mould.
398
00:51:27,995 --> 00:51:30,995
I can't take him out by myself...
It's rotten !
399
00:51:32,580 --> 00:51:34,580
My poor old friend,
I'll bless you if you die...
400
00:51:36,335 --> 00:51:39,335
I shot you with my revolver...
You're dead.
401
00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:43,265
You don't talk any more !
You're dead !
402
00:51:44,070 --> 00:51:47,070
No one asks about me,
I'm wounded, I'm tired.
403
00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:50,230
You can go look for him if you want,
but I'm not doing it !
404
00:51:50,230 --> 00:51:52,230
Well...
405
00:51:52,230 --> 00:51:54,230
call someone...
and go, please !
406
00:51:55,230 --> 00:51:57,230
Go look for the wounded, please.
407
00:51:57,230 --> 00:51:59,230
So then...
408
00:51:59,230 --> 00:52:01,230
I'll go find the wounded for you...
who is lying dead
409
00:52:01,230 --> 00:52:04,230
somewhere in this pit...
410
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:23,840
Ladies and gentlemen,
I've made a sign for you.
411
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:28,840
On this sign, there is a message
412
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,840
for you to read when you're passing by.
413
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,840
So... in this corner...
414
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:40,840
I've written : "Mortal danger !"
Like this, it won't be any problems !
415
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,840
Mortal danger...
416
00:52:45,060 --> 00:52:49,060
...If someone...
allows me to pass this way...
417
00:52:49,060 --> 00:52:51,060
...I'm going to follow the other way...
418
00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:55,100
One usually doesn't see signs like these.
419
00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:57,100
One sees them,
420
00:52:57,100 --> 00:53:00,100
when they are underlined.
421
00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:03,100
And so on and so forth...
I don't believe one sees them.
422
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:04,100
Ok !
423
00:53:04,510 --> 00:53:08,145
So... can you hear me well ?
424
00:53:08,145 --> 00:53:10,145
Alright then..
425
00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:12,145
I'll tell you a joke, ladies and gentlemen.
426
00:53:12,145 --> 00:53:14,145
I'm not going to...
Oh yes !...
427
00:53:14,145 --> 00:53:16,145
Death is just death... Ok !
428
00:53:16,145 --> 00:53:20,145
So now, if you would like to take my advice
429
00:53:20,145 --> 00:53:23,145
and go...
430
00:53:23,145 --> 00:53:26,145
It's terrible !
431
00:53:27,035 --> 00:53:30,035
Next time then... I told you.
432
00:53:30,035 --> 00:53:33,035
In particular...
433
00:53:33,035 --> 00:53:35,035
My hearse !
434
00:53:35,035 --> 00:53:38,035
I'm calling you
435
00:53:38,035 --> 00:53:40,035
as the hearse is arriving !
436
00:53:41,035 --> 00:53:43,035
Having said that...
437
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,255
So...
438
00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:49,140
It's hell, hell...
439
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,460
The good God is the cross,
the cross is not the heavens !
440
00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:54,460
This is it !
441
00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:56,460
And now...
442
00:53:56,460 --> 00:53:58,460
I'll explain to you...
443
00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:00,460
... So, Mister hearse !
444
00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:03,340
I'm calling the hearse :
445
00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:06,340
Hello ? Hearse, can you hear me ?
446
00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:09,340
Could you explain to me,
Mister hearse
447
00:54:10,055 --> 00:54:12,055
at what time we'll leave?
448
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,960
It's two minutes to ten.
449
00:54:15,090 --> 00:54:18,090
It's time to explain to all our friends
450
00:54:18,580 --> 00:54:20,580
who were invited
451
00:54:20,735 --> 00:54:22,735
to this official ceremony,
452
00:54:24,140 --> 00:54:26,940
and I'd like to thank all communists,
453
00:54:27,575 --> 00:54:30,575
I'd like to thank the Progressive Party,
454
00:54:30,575 --> 00:54:33,575
I'd like to thank all our citizens,
455
00:54:35,350 --> 00:54:37,350
I'd like to thank the dead,
456
00:54:37,655 --> 00:54:39,655
I'd like to thank...
457
00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:41,655
everyone,
458
00:54:41,655 --> 00:54:43,655
I'd like to thank everyone !
459
00:57:30,350 --> 00:57:32,350
Oh ! Virgin Mary !
460
00:57:33,135 --> 00:57:35,135
Let's pray to the Lord
461
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,800
so that God should bless you Sir !
Why not ?!
462
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,800
And summer is the best thing !
463
00:57:41,435 --> 00:57:43,435
So...
464
00:57:44,135 --> 00:57:49,135
in a moment I said to my General :
465
00:57:49,135 --> 00:57:54,135
-"My General, may Mary
bless you, go back to bed !"
466
00:57:54,475 --> 00:57:56,475
Maybe it'll give you pleasure...
467
00:57:57,835 --> 00:57:59,835
Oh Virgin Mary, my Lord !
468
00:58:00,315 --> 00:58:02,315
Jesus told me :
469
00:58:03,135 --> 00:58:05,135
-"Your communists are here...
470
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:15,400
maybe you've got different truths
471
00:58:16,570 --> 00:58:21,570
in your National Assembly...
I'll name them...
472
00:58:21,635 --> 00:58:24,635
Besides... I'll explain...
473
00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:26,635
I'll ask you to swear...
474
00:58:27,215 --> 00:58:29,215
Oh speak !
475
00:58:29,215 --> 00:58:32,215
...and repeat...
on this hearse !
476
00:58:32,605 --> 00:58:35,605
In fact, Mister hearse,
477
00:58:36,985 --> 00:58:38,985
I'll explain
478
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000
certain... values
479
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000
to everyone.
480
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000
I'd like to thank the public,
481
00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:48,420
I'd like to thank Mr De Gaulle,
482
00:58:49,405 --> 00:58:51,405
I'd like to thank T.,
483
00:58:51,495 --> 00:58:53,495
I'd like to thank I.,
484
00:58:53,495 --> 00:58:55,490
I'd like to thank the hearse.
485
00:58:55,670 --> 00:58:57,670
So, Mister hearse,
486
00:58:59,580 --> 00:59:01,580
I thank you.
487
00:59:01,935 --> 00:59:03,935
For
488
00:59:03,935 --> 00:59:05,935
it's you who've taken the dead
to the graveyard.
489
00:59:05,935 --> 00:59:07,935
So...
490
00:59:58,695 --> 01:00:02,695
Amen ! The good God has blessed you !
491
01:00:04,565 --> 01:00:06,565
And Mary Full of Grace and all that !
492
01:00:08,295 --> 01:00:10,295
Hail Mary !
493
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:12,500
And all those who blessed me !
494
01:00:14,075 --> 01:00:18,075
...In 1813... Amen...
495
01:00:18,845 --> 01:00:20,845
All those...
496
01:00:20,845 --> 01:00:22,845
are sacrificied, on earth as in heaven !
497
01:00:24,050 --> 01:00:26,050
Amen !
498
01:00:28,230 --> 01:00:30,230
Well, ok !
499
01:00:30,230 --> 01:00:32,230
...on earth as in heaven...
500
01:00:32,230 --> 01:00:34,230
Bless them !
501
01:00:34,230 --> 01:00:36,230
The good God who's killed us !
502
01:00:36,230 --> 01:00:39,230
I bless... everyone,
503
01:00:39,230 --> 01:00:41,230
on earth as in heaven.
504
01:00:42,065 --> 01:00:45,065
The good God and Mary
Full of Grace, etc. etc.
505
01:00:49,595 --> 01:00:51,595
Give it to him !
506
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:53,790
Give my coffin to him.
507
01:00:55,715 --> 01:00:57,715
...on earth as in heaven !
508
01:00:58,295 --> 01:01:00,295
Give us our Lord !
509
01:01:00,970 --> 01:01:02,970
Give us our foot !
510
01:01:02,970 --> 01:01:05,970
Give us our...
Give us our candies !
511
01:01:05,970 --> 01:01:09,970
Give us all of it !
Give us our blessings !
512
01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:12,670
Give us all of it !
Give us our lands !
513
01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:16,000
Give us all of it !
Give us our lands !
514
01:01:16,850 --> 01:01:19,850
Give us our prayer for everyone !
515
01:01:19,850 --> 01:01:22,850
Those who frequent the mess
on Sunday mornings !
516
01:01:24,050 --> 01:01:26,050
Let's go see the coffin !
And the burial !
517
01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:28,050
Our flowers, our graves !
518
01:01:28,755 --> 01:01:30,755
Let's bless all of it !
519
01:01:30,755 --> 01:01:36,755
Put this on the altar !
Let's see the good God if he's not dead !
520
01:01:36,755 --> 01:01:39,755
Let's see if he's got
the good God on his ass !
521
01:01:39,755 --> 01:01:41,755
Let's see all of it !
522
01:01:41,755 --> 01:01:45,755
Kill us ! The heavens
will destroy everything !
523
01:01:46,975 --> 01:01:48,975
It's like home !
524
01:01:48,975 --> 01:01:51,975
My friends, let the heavens destroy us !
525
01:01:51,975 --> 01:01:54,975
Up ! Let's die !
526
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000
Earth...
527
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,450
To the heavens !
528
01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:01,450
Make yourselves at home, my friends !
529
01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:03,900
Like in the heavens, let's die !
530
01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:08,900
You see very well, my brothers...
531
01:02:09,145 --> 01:02:13,945
Oh... behold, my brothers...
I'm going to die !
532
01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:16,980
The cross is before you, my borthers.
533
01:02:17,365 --> 01:02:19,365
Behold !
534
01:02:20,050 --> 01:02:22,050
Come to me !
535
01:02:22,050 --> 01:02:24,050
I'll give you the holy water.
536
01:02:24,050 --> 01:02:26,050
Take your oaths !
537
01:02:26,050 --> 01:02:28,050
Tell them to the Lord !
538
01:02:29,155 --> 01:02:31,155
Give me your Grace !
539
01:02:32,210 --> 01:02:34,210
Hail Mary Full of Grace, etc. etc...
540
01:02:34,210 --> 01:02:38,210
I'll lead you there, bunch of morons !
541
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:08,500
Amen !
542
01:03:09,130 --> 01:03:11,130
amen... amen...
543
01:04:01,930 --> 01:04:03,930
Mister professor,
544
01:04:04,940 --> 01:04:06,940
you're so funny !
545
01:04:07,575 --> 01:04:09,575
Besides,
546
01:04:09,975 --> 01:04:12,975
I find you handsome !
I won't lie,
547
01:04:12,975 --> 01:04:15,975
if your song is as good as your feathers,
548
01:04:19,345 --> 01:04:21,345
you're the phoenix...
549
01:04:21,790 --> 01:04:23,790
That's true !
550
01:06:50,850 --> 01:06:54,850
But the tragedy is...
Why do people mourn death ?
551
01:06:54,850 --> 01:06:59,850
That's the question I ask myself...
People don't mourn, they snivel !
552
01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:02,900
And they snivel because,
553
01:07:03,340 --> 01:07:08,340
they snivel at death because
hell is an asylum.
554
01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:13,340
Miss doctor,
I challenge you to show me a dead doctor !
555
01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:15,340
It's true !
556
01:07:18,450 --> 01:07:20,450
There was a priest,
and they wanted to sing !
557
01:07:20,450 --> 01:07:22,450
Like when I was a child.
558
01:07:22,450 --> 01:07:26,450
So they wanted me to sing :
"Rise holy cohort of soldiers
559
01:07:26,450 --> 01:07:29,450
of the king of the kings..."
560
01:07:29,450 --> 01:07:31,450
And I couldn't remember the words,
561
01:07:31,450 --> 01:07:33,450
I was glued to the spot like a fool,
562
01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:35,450
nothing came to mind !
563
01:07:35,450 --> 01:07:37,450
I said to myself...
you're so great !
564
01:07:37,650 --> 01:07:40,650
So my faith...
It wasn't very good...
565
01:07:40,650 --> 01:07:42,500
They were talking
about a different thing...
566
01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:45,500
Take a message, write me, Europe n°1,
567
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:51,500
107 Quay Passy, street of the dead,
graveyard.
568
01:07:52,270 --> 01:07:57,270
Yes, that's right !
Graveyard. Signature.
569
01:07:57,270 --> 01:07:59,270
etc. etc.
570
01:07:59,270 --> 01:08:03,270
Signed by Mr Hell of Death...
571
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,360
107 Quay Passy, 8e.
572
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:10,360
Transmitter of Mr General Franco.
573
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,360
Here you are !
574
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:15,360
And besides...
this story is not finished...
575
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,360
I want to tell everybody
576
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,360
to think about this suggestion.
577
01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:23,935
I think that death awakens
578
01:08:23,935 --> 01:08:25,935
and makes cry.
579
01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:28,335
Why does it make cry ?
Because it makes dream !
580
01:08:28,335 --> 01:08:30,335
So I rushed to this pit.
581
01:08:30,335 --> 01:08:32,335
I called the maid,
582
01:08:32,335 --> 01:08:34,335
but she didn't come !
583
01:08:35,135 --> 01:08:37,135
I...
584
01:08:37,135 --> 01:08:39,135
She was so scared,
585
01:08:39,135 --> 01:08:41,135
that she got cramps.
586
01:08:41,135 --> 01:08:44,135
She said : "Here, poor maid..."
587
01:08:44,135 --> 01:08:46,135
The maid said...
588
01:09:44,050 --> 01:09:46,050
And so...
589
01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:51,020
The asylum is like hell,
hell is like the poor.
590
01:09:52,125 --> 01:09:54,125
Hell is like the poor !
591
01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:57,125
But hell... they say the asylum...
592
01:09:58,075 --> 01:10:00,075
The asylum is like communists.
593
01:10:00,075 --> 01:10:02,075
The asylum is like the dead.
594
01:10:03,035 --> 01:10:07,035
...that's it...
But...
595
01:10:07,385 --> 01:10:09,385
...in general... Sir, the dead...
596
01:10:09,385 --> 01:10:11,385
I'm calling you once again,
597
01:10:11,385 --> 01:10:13,385
and I have 50 million in old francs.
598
01:10:14,090 --> 01:10:19,090
Take a small pistol, dig a hole
599
01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:21,090
and put the dynamite.
600
01:10:21,350 --> 01:10:23,350
It seems crazy, but it's not sad.
601
01:10:24,005 --> 01:10:28,005
But the cross is sad... plus...
602
01:10:28,005 --> 01:10:30,005
Sir, terrible deaths.
603
01:10:30,005 --> 01:10:32,005
And death is sad.
604
01:10:32,405 --> 01:10:34,405
And when it comes, it calls.
605
01:10:34,985 --> 01:10:38,985
= all these deaths + my General Franco.
606
01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:42,985
My General, I believe God told you:
607
01:10:42,985 --> 01:10:44,685
Go to hell !
608
01:10:44,685 --> 01:10:46,685
Oh !
609
01:10:46,755 --> 01:10:48,755
Hello, the dead ?
610
01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:50,995
The dead, can you hear me ?
611
01:10:51,470 --> 01:10:53,470
Yes, the dead can hear me.
612
01:10:53,470 --> 01:10:56,470
Oh, these poor dead !
613
01:10:56,470 --> 01:10:58,470
They are so curious !
614
01:10:58,470 --> 01:11:01,470
But when I told my General about it,
615
01:11:01,470 --> 01:11:03,470
there in his pit,
616
01:11:04,130 --> 01:11:07,330
I told him : "Listen,
I'll lend you my transmitter
617
01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:09,330
to transmit the water.
618
01:11:09,330 --> 01:11:11,330
You'll put it in your pit
619
01:11:11,330 --> 01:11:13,330
and tell me exactly
620
01:11:13,330 --> 01:11:15,330
where the treasure is !"
621
01:11:15,330 --> 01:11:17,330
I told him : "There's no treasure here !"
622
01:11:17,715 --> 01:11:19,715
He said: "I've seen one
623
01:11:20,170 --> 01:11:22,170
in this very pit ! "
624
01:11:22,170 --> 01:11:24,170
So Sir, my General
625
01:11:24,170 --> 01:11:27,170
who's calling me,
while I'm talking to you...
626
01:11:27,695 --> 01:11:29,695
Oh...
627
01:11:30,325 --> 01:11:34,325
The pit is a small thingy...
oh thingy thingy thingy...
628
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,040
The photo...
629
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,040
I sent you a letter
630
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:41,040
at the time I told you about.
631
01:11:41,060 --> 01:11:45,060
Here are the dead, the dead !
632
01:11:45,060 --> 01:11:47,060
Death is terrifying !
633
01:11:47,060 --> 01:11:49,060
It's mourning and sniveling !
634
01:11:49,910 --> 01:11:51,910
And it's dreaming...
635
01:11:52,050 --> 01:11:56,050
Death is a blessing !
636
01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:58,050
And why ?
637
01:11:58,050 --> 01:12:00,050
Ladies and gentlemen... oh !
Ladies and gentlemen,
638
01:12:00,050 --> 01:12:03,450
I'm going to sing an asylum song for you.
639
01:12:03,450 --> 01:12:07,450
The asylum is like the poor,
asylum is like this and like that,
640
01:12:07,450 --> 01:12:10,450
the asylum... I'll give you an idea.
641
01:12:10,450 --> 01:12:12,450
But !
642
01:12:12,450 --> 01:12:15,450
Why was the asylum a dream ?
643
01:12:15,450 --> 01:12:18,450
Because... at the moment...
644
01:12:18,450 --> 01:12:20,450
I was told that
645
01:12:20,450 --> 01:12:22,450
the Lord doesn't walk the earth.
646
01:12:24,275 --> 01:12:26,275
But when the Pope comes,
647
01:12:27,035 --> 01:12:29,035
he'll examine you.
648
01:12:29,035 --> 01:12:31,035
One won't be able to tell it's hell.
649
01:12:31,035 --> 01:12:33,035
But I believe that
650
01:12:33,035 --> 01:12:35,035
3 by 3 equals 10
651
01:12:35,035 --> 01:12:37,035
and 10 million old francs
652
01:12:37,035 --> 01:12:38,835
it will win the prize.
653
01:12:38,835 --> 01:12:42,035
But... I ask myself, Suzanne:
654
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:44,160
why is it a dream ?
655
01:12:45,300 --> 01:12:47,300
Oh ! This is it !
656
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:49,300
It's terrifying !
657
01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:53,300
The house is on fire !
658
01:12:53,300 --> 01:12:55,300
Call a fire brigade !
659
01:12:55,695 --> 01:12:57,695
I'll send someone for water.
660
01:12:59,905 --> 01:13:01,905
It's at your place !
661
01:13:01,905 --> 01:13:03,905
It's terrible !
662
01:13:03,985 --> 01:13:06,685
Start a riot, you bunch of morons !
663
01:13:07,835 --> 01:13:09,835
The asylum is terrible !
664
01:26:44,225 --> 01:26:46,225
You fools !
665
01:26:46,225 --> 01:26:48,225
...people from Strasbourg have come...
666
01:26:50,935 --> 01:26:52,935
...It's critical !
667
01:26:54,910 --> 01:26:57,910
So... people from Strasbourg...
668
01:26:57,910 --> 01:26:59,910
have come
669
01:26:59,910 --> 01:27:01,910
to this ceremony
670
01:27:01,910 --> 01:27:03,910
at the moment
671
01:27:03,910 --> 01:27:05,910
when General de Gaulle
has come to lay a bouquet
672
01:27:05,910 --> 01:27:09,910
at the monument to the dead
in front of former soldiers
673
01:27:11,715 --> 01:27:13,715
of Strasbourg,
674
01:27:14,405 --> 01:27:18,405
and Strasbourg has come to hold
675
01:27:18,405 --> 01:27:20,405
this official ceremony
676
01:27:21,050 --> 01:27:25,050
because... I think... I'm convinced...
677
01:27:25,050 --> 01:27:29,050
to hear the Republic
678
01:27:29,050 --> 01:27:31,050
where these people from Strasbourg...
679
01:27:31,050 --> 01:27:35,050
Strasbourg...
Strasbourg said :
680
01:27:35,050 --> 01:27:42,050
"I lead you... like tonight...
Where ? Where I think...
681
01:27:42,050 --> 01:27:46,050
...only death... in 1813...
682
01:27:47,530 --> 01:27:49,530
besides, I believe...
683
01:27:50,755 --> 01:27:54,755
I believe that I heard
684
01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:59,120
the army... France
685
01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:03,120
says that Germans have come
686
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:05,120
with Americans
687
01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:09,120
at the moment when Strasbourg has come,
688
01:28:11,590 --> 01:28:17,590
and I believe... I heard...
our divisions...
689
01:28:17,590 --> 01:28:20,590
Thank you, Strasbourg ! Strasbourg...
690
01:28:20,590 --> 01:28:23,590
Strasbourg !
691
01:28:23,590 --> 01:28:25,590
Let's thank Strasbourg !
692
01:28:25,590 --> 01:28:27,590
Long live Strasbourg !
693
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:31,720
Strasbourg has come ! Salute it !
694
01:28:33,615 --> 01:28:37,615
And I believe... French people...
695
01:28:38,890 --> 01:28:42,890
Strasbourg has come ! Salute it...
696
01:28:43,135 --> 01:28:47,135
Victory and France...
697
01:28:47,135 --> 01:28:51,135
I believe that Strasbourg has come
698
01:28:51,325 --> 01:28:55,325
to us...
699
01:28:55,325 --> 01:28:57,325
But Strasbourg...
700
01:28:59,915 --> 01:29:01,915
After...
701
01:29:01,915 --> 01:29:04,915
When Americans came...
702
01:29:05,670 --> 01:29:07,670
After that...
703
01:29:08,085 --> 01:29:10,085
There were machine guns...
704
01:29:11,955 --> 01:29:14,955
General de Gaulle has come
with his golden medals...
705
01:29:14,955 --> 01:29:16,955
the medals of airforce...
706
01:29:18,930 --> 01:29:21,930
Then... Oh la...
707
01:29:23,050 --> 01:29:25,050
I think...
708
01:29:25,155 --> 01:29:28,155
And I mean... by that...
709
01:31:48,255 --> 01:31:54,255
In 1813... when...
The Battle of Austerlitz,
710
01:31:55,810 --> 01:31:59,810
At the moment... of this Battle
711
01:31:59,810 --> 01:32:01,810
of Austerlitz
712
01:32:01,810 --> 01:32:06,810
where... I believe I heard and I think
713
01:32:06,810 --> 01:32:10,810
that Strasbourg... Thank you !
714
01:32:11,515 --> 01:32:13,515
So... Strasbourg...
715
01:32:14,685 --> 01:32:16,685
It's true !
716
01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:19,875
What they did afterwards...
717
01:32:19,875 --> 01:32:23,875
after... Strasbourg... in 1964...
718
01:32:23,875 --> 01:32:27,875
this same day...
the day of the official ceremony,
719
01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:30,250
I think
720
01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:32,500
and indeed...
721
01:32:32,585 --> 01:32:37,085
that I'm at your disposal...
722
01:32:39,330 --> 01:32:41,330
But
723
01:32:41,330 --> 01:32:45,330
for this, one has to listen and repeat
724
01:32:45,330 --> 01:32:47,330
the same thing :
725
01:32:47,995 --> 01:32:51,995
everything that happened here
726
01:32:51,995 --> 01:32:53,995
or elsewhere...
727
01:32:54,725 --> 01:32:56,725
nevertheless...
728
01:32:56,725 --> 01:32:59,925
Strasbourg... built the way it is,
729
01:33:00,670 --> 01:33:02,670
40,000 inhabitants,
730
01:33:03,395 --> 01:33:08,395
a terrible crowd...
a terrible demonstration...
731
01:33:08,850 --> 01:33:13,850
where... also... besides... I believe...
732
01:33:13,850 --> 01:33:18,850
I heard again... that Strasbourg...
and thank you !
733
01:33:19,770 --> 01:33:23,770
I'd like to thank former soldiers,
734
01:33:24,220 --> 01:33:27,220
I'd like to thank all the people,
735
01:33:27,935 --> 01:33:29,935
I'd like to thank Alsace-Lorraine,
736
01:33:31,295 --> 01:33:33,295
I'd like to thank everyone,
737
01:33:34,290 --> 01:33:36,290
I'd like to thank Strasbourg
738
01:33:36,535 --> 01:33:38,535
I'd like to thank all the countries,
739
01:33:39,410 --> 01:33:44,410
I'd also like to thank
all the former soldiers,
740
01:33:45,060 --> 01:33:47,060
everyone,
741
01:33:47,970 --> 01:33:54,970
and I believe that the truth lies here !
742
01:34:11,030 --> 01:34:13,030
And so this is... isn't it ?!
743
01:34:18,010 --> 01:34:20,010
So the health is fine ?!
744
01:34:20,835 --> 01:34:22,835
Bunch of morons !
745
01:35:02,970 --> 01:35:04,970
Oh... Bunch of morons !
746
01:35:06,310 --> 01:35:08,310
What else ?
747
01:35:08,310 --> 01:35:10,235
Bunch of morons !49147
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