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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,137 --> 00:00:02,632 Pete, they're leaving 2 00:00:04,013 --> 00:00:07,875 Bye Sharon Bye Sharon's date 3 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:11,929 Hey Sharon you're right He does look like a young Sean Connery 4 00:00:13,949 --> 00:00:18,341 Remember you just met No further than second base 5 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:24,032 Oh, she hates us so much 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:32,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 7 00:00:39,337 --> 00:00:41,706 It's driving me crazy 8 00:00:41,706 --> 00:00:49,768 Tell me about it, so far I've counted six ornaments and two chairs What could Mrs. Wexler possibly do with six ornaments ? 9 00:00:49,768 --> 00:00:59,025 Ok, sunday is our one year anniversary, Melissa and I And I know she's gonna make a big deal out of it 10 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:01,563 Why do I smell peaches ? 11 00:01:01,563 --> 00:01:08,380 10:30 am after 24 hours of testing Peachy Keen cream my skin feels unusually soft and subtle 12 00:01:09,294 --> 00:01:10,644 "Hey man, how're doing ?" 13 00:01:12,427 --> 00:01:14,601 Wait wait wait, "Michelle" Bergin ? 14 00:01:14,601 --> 00:01:15,760 They're only taking women 15 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:18,570 what am I gonna do with you "Michelle" ? 16 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:21,795 Here, let me help you with that 17 00:01:22,906 --> 00:01:26,964 oh that's good why don't you guys just lie right across the steps ? 18 00:01:26,964 --> 00:01:29,978 Pete, look, sarcasm 19 00:01:29,978 --> 00:01:34,418 do you have any idea how happy I am that women is finally moving out ? 20 00:01:34,418 --> 00:01:38,647 - Meanwhile you steal her T.V. guide every week - oh, like she ever knew 21 00:01:39,654 --> 00:01:43,332 Mrs. Wexler oh, we're sure gonna miss you 22 00:01:43,332 --> 00:01:45,714 yeah, and your oatmeal butter scottshies 23 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:51,924 you're such sweet boys goodbye Peter, so long Berg 24 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:56,111 Mrs. Wexler, we're really sorry to see you leave 25 00:01:56,556 --> 00:02:01,719 I'm sure you are now how you're gonna know what's on T.V. ? 26 00:02:03,078 --> 00:02:06,572 - Happy anniversary - how did you know ? 27 00:02:06,572 --> 00:02:10,741 - Melissa told me - ah, you hear that, she's telling the neighbors 28 00:02:11,152 --> 00:02:18,358 Melissa, is that the little school teacher who laughs during intercourse ? 29 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:25,673 Hm, yes that's, hm yes 30 00:02:25,673 --> 00:02:33,029 God bless her I guess she'll be yakking it up on sunday night ! 31 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:39,991 You hear that, Melissa is telling everyone she's completely out of control 32 00:02:39,991 --> 00:02:44,386 - yeah, we should get someone really great to move in here - you're right 33 00:02:44,924 --> 00:02:46,532 what're you doing ? 34 00:02:47,566 --> 00:02:51,853 I'll just set up our own stringing process before anybody even gets to the landlord 35 00:02:51,853 --> 00:02:55,300 and how do you propose to do that ? 36 00:02:56,359 --> 00:02:59,699 I still have Mrs. Wexler spare keys she gave me for emergencies 37 00:02:59,699 --> 00:03:02,499 - and T.V. guides - shut up 38 00:03:02,499 --> 00:03:05,343 we'll just, show the apartement ourselves 39 00:03:05,343 --> 00:03:14,329 - sneaky, vaguely unethical, approved - wow wow, Pete, Pete, what do you think ? 40 00:03:14,329 --> 00:03:19,260 I don't know, I've only been with her for a year why is she doing this to me ? 41 00:03:20,503 --> 00:03:24,795 Ok, so basically you want someone who's not gonna bug you someone who travels 42 00:03:24,795 --> 00:03:26,653 someone who travels will be huge 43 00:03:26,653 --> 00:03:32,461 she probably got her entire kindergarten class cranking up macaroni cards 44 00:03:33,957 --> 00:03:39,512 - a pilot would be great - we should invest everything we have in ranzony 45 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:45,274 - or even better than a pilot, a stewardess - they're called flight attendants now Berg 46 00:03:45,274 --> 00:03:47,082 I apologize, that was sexist 47 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:52,883 no kidding, and I am not about to live next door to some short skirted sky slut 48 00:03:53,689 --> 00:03:55,745 hey, let's take a vote Pete 49 00:03:55,745 --> 00:04:01,314 - my God, I have to get her a gift - see, that's two for stewardesses 50 00:04:01,314 --> 00:04:04,187 why do I smell peaches ? 51 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,569 - Pete, a little help here - got it 52 00:04:22,712 --> 00:04:29,920 Berg, you've been on the clock for 45 min and you already had 7 slices of pizza 53 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,533 - I'm hungry - so is my family 54 00:04:37,657 --> 00:04:46,341 3:15, starting to experience an unusual increase of appetite and Bill's being mean 55 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:51,551 ahem, you'll never guess where I found our flyer Berg 56 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:54,009 - at the gym - at the gym ? 57 00:04:54,009 --> 00:04:58,878 - Yeah, in the women's locker room - no 58 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:02,117 I don't even wanna know how you got it in there ! 59 00:05:02,117 --> 00:05:07,220 Oh, that reminds me, I've gotta give you your sundress back 60 00:05:07,512 --> 00:05:12,145 hey you guys, look what I just found in the ladies room isn't this your building ? 61 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,341 Ok, now that's a coincidence aw 62 00:05:15,341 --> 00:05:19,019 - yeah, that's our building - and since when did you two become the landlord ? 63 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:21,919 Since we changed the number on the "For rent" sign to Sharon's apartment 64 00:05:23,803 --> 00:05:28,425 Sneaking into ladies rooms ! Huh, that is just low ! 65 00:05:28,425 --> 00:05:32,722 Don't get sanctimonious with me missy Where'd you put your flyers ? 66 00:05:32,882 --> 00:05:37,848 - We're talking about you now - I said where ? 67 00:05:37,848 --> 00:05:44,591 Couple of monasteries, the yoga institute, school for the deaf 68 00:05:44,591 --> 00:05:49,664 - Aha, so she wants someone low-key and low-maintenance and he wants ... - Halter babes 69 00:05:49,664 --> 00:05:55,503 - Speaking of which, you should check you machine - oh, good idea, I bet dozens of naked women have called by now 70 00:05:55,503 --> 00:06:00,531 Look you guys, I'm sure you're gonna find a compromise I mean maybe a deaf mute with a double D cup 71 00:06:00,531 --> 00:06:01,347 yummy 72 00:06:01,347 --> 00:06:06,246 I gotta go sweetie, I gotta hit the supply store by 5 monday is paper papier-m�ch� day 73 00:06:06,246 --> 00:06:07,961 you think I don't know that ? 74 00:06:08,761 --> 00:06:11,617 - I can't wait for tomorrow night - yeah, me too 75 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:23,573 - Man, Sharon what am I gonna do ? - Shh, I can't hear 76 00:06:24,146 --> 00:06:29,936 oh, this one must be one of yours some girl named Honey Labrador 77 00:06:30,931 --> 00:06:33,978 she sounds naked oops I deleted it 78 00:06:34,901 --> 00:06:36,831 hello, a little help ! 79 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,768 - Here you go Sharon - oh, thanks Bill 80 00:06:38,768 --> 00:06:41,204 did I leave, am I here ? 81 00:06:41,644 --> 00:06:43,002 - What ? - What ? 82 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,136 What am I gonna got Melissa for our anniversary ? 83 00:06:45,136 --> 00:06:47,526 I dunno, how about a nice bracelet ? 84 00:06:47,688 --> 00:06:50,071 - Are you kidding ? - What ? 85 00:06:50,071 --> 00:06:59,327 Look Sharon, the bracelet as we all know is just a large member of the ring family ! And that I'm not ready for 86 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:01,276 - how about a cappucino maker ? - Ah, that's too intimate 87 00:07:01,276 --> 00:07:05,334 - coffee maker ? - Possibly, if it's a ten cup, but anything smaller well you know ... 88 00:07:05,334 --> 00:07:07,910 we're celebrating the moment of our lives 89 00:07:09,023 --> 00:07:11,344 hey Bill, what did you get El last year for your anniversary ? 90 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:17,845 Oh, I got this picture of us and put it in a frame yeah, it was a picture of me and El walking on the beach at the Cap 91 00:07:17,845 --> 00:07:24,172 and I took these little sea shells we collected, and I bleached them, polished them, glued them around the frame 92 00:07:24,172 --> 00:07:28,499 even sprinkled glitter on them so they can shimmer like the waves ... 93 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,553 what ? 94 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:35,068 That is so sweet see, why don't you do that ? 95 00:07:35,068 --> 00:07:39,239 No, picture says portrait, portrait says family 96 00:07:39,239 --> 00:07:42,603 - and what's wrong with that ? - I don't want to lead her on 97 00:07:42,603 --> 00:07:50,811 I know, why don't you give her a picture of you in bed with another girl !? You know, so that it doesn't lead her on ! 98 00:07:50,811 --> 00:07:52,445 Come on Sharon, I love her 99 00:07:52,445 --> 00:07:57,415 - then a gift should say that, why is so difficult ? - Because I don't want it to say too much 100 00:07:57,415 --> 00:08:05,178 - you know Pete, nothing says I love you like a pathetic lack of commitment - Berg, it's saturday, and our anniversary is tomorrow 101 00:08:05,178 --> 00:08:11,640 - Pete, in my experience the gift of saying I love you is all you really need - I appreciate that Mr. Bauer 102 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:16,535 - on our anniversary my love and I made something ... - and we're on 103 00:08:16,535 --> 00:08:25,529 it started with a little piece of clay I sat behind her at her potter's wheel as it spun and spun 104 00:08:25,967 --> 00:08:31,253 the wheel is turning faster and faster, our hands working as one, clay flying everywhere 105 00:08:39,021 --> 00:08:49,925 but then, tragically, I was murdered by an embezzling co-worker my one regret was, I never got to tell her I love her 106 00:08:49,925 --> 00:08:53,077 All I could say was "Ditto" 107 00:08:53,387 --> 00:08:57,667 in the end it took a hilarious black psychic to bring us back together 108 00:09:02,893 --> 00:09:04,250 huh, thanks for the help 109 00:09:15,057 --> 00:09:19,789 - so, how long have you been in the circus ? - Six years 110 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:26,298 out ... standin ! 111 00:09:29,091 --> 00:09:32,690 - Just for our files - doesn't that hurt ? 112 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:38,460 - No, not at all, I'm double jointed - oh, yay ! 113 00:09:38,835 --> 00:09:45,233 - Huh, can I see the apartment now ? - You know, it looks just like this one, only with no furniture and a couple of rats 114 00:09:45,733 --> 00:09:50,298 and I think somebody chopped up somebody in the bedroom it's good meeting you 115 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,146 - I ... - Bye 116 00:09:53,439 --> 00:09:57,304 she seemed ... neighborly 117 00:09:58,342 --> 00:10:01,445 you only liked her because she can lick her own back 118 00:10:02,904 --> 00:10:06,749 - and you're saying that's a bad thing ? - Let's just go over our choices 119 00:10:06,749 --> 00:10:07,655 fine 120 00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:16,047 - ok, um ... now, I'm leaning towards Max Larsen - no way, he lives with his mother and drives a van with no windows 121 00:10:16,047 --> 00:10:18,455 Well, he likes his privacy 122 00:10:18,472 --> 00:10:24,930 - because he's a serial killer - you know Berg, you're being impossible 123 00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:30,196 fine, you know what ? You just take your little files, and pick the one you want 124 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:36,997 because my opinion obviously doesn't mean anything, it's always about you so just do ... whatever 125 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:45,299 what is wrong with you ? You're irritable, you're eating like a pig, you got teary eyes last night while watching a T.V. commercial 126 00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:49,388 hey, the guy just called to say I love you mom 127 00:10:51,102 --> 00:10:53,834 if I didn't know better I would say you're PMSing 128 00:10:54,488 --> 00:11:02,864 oh, sure, just blame it on PMS Sharon, that is so ... typical 129 00:11:03,614 --> 00:11:08,582 - I found it, I got Melissa the perfect gift - good for you 130 00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:10,810 - Haha - It's a toaster 131 00:11:10,810 --> 00:11:16,961 yeah, I need you to wrap it for me and, I'm taking her for a romantic dinner at "La Boh�me" 132 00:11:16,961 --> 00:11:20,545 I don't know, that toaster is gonna be a tough act to follow 133 00:11:21,968 --> 00:11:27,377 see, she's been complaining about her toaster for a few months, so this just shows her that I'm listening 134 00:11:27,377 --> 00:11:36,194 - yeah, I'm sure that what she's gonna take away from it - look Sharon, this gift says everything that I wanted to say 135 00:11:36,194 --> 00:11:39,980 what, that you passed Sears on your way home ? 136 00:11:40,989 --> 00:11:45,540 - Hello, anybody home ? - Ok, that's her, you watch, she'll love it 137 00:11:46,075 --> 00:11:49,034 - hey guys - wow, you look great 138 00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:51,907 Ok, I am so excited about giving you my gift I couldn't wait another minute 139 00:11:51,907 --> 00:11:57,635 - I put a lot of thought into you gift too - I'm sure I'll love it, just, open yours 140 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:03,608 - keys ! - Keys, to my apartment 141 00:12:03,608 --> 00:12:08,389 - sweetie, I already have keys to your apartment - no you don't, because these are keys to my new apartment 142 00:12:08,389 --> 00:12:14,004 apartment D, upstairs can you believe it ? 143 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,598 It's just, it never would've occurred to me if it hasn't been for Sharon and Berg 144 00:12:18,598 --> 00:12:25,806 I mean, I knew guys would want someone you'd like, so I tracked down the landlord, and ... well ... here I am 145 00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:29,804 Pete got you a toaster 146 00:12:34,134 --> 00:12:39,918 how can you medical people go around playing fast and loose with something like ... estrogen ? 147 00:12:40,895 --> 00:12:50,471 Well, I'm sorry I lied, but you've gotta help me I'm in a bad way, I'm taping "guiding light" man 148 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,632 - so what'd he say ? - This PMS thing can sometimes last for several days 149 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:58,594 really ? 150 00:13:01,543 --> 00:13:04,505 Are we too moody to work ? 151 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:06,762 Hey, how's it going ? 152 00:13:06,762 --> 00:13:07,869 - Bloated - good 153 00:13:09,568 --> 00:13:14,599 you know what ? Thanks to you two, I have been at the store all day looking at dust-ruffles 154 00:13:15,287 --> 00:13:21,233 - really - yeah, if you too haven't been playing landlord, hanging up flyers all over Boston 155 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,342 I wouldn't have a girlfriend for an upstairs neighbor 156 00:13:23,342 --> 00:13:29,438 oh, you know, this could be good for you when Melissa takes that apartment, you're closer, you spend more time together 157 00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:33,164 before you know, you're moving in, and after that, well, people boy 158 00:13:33,702 --> 00:13:40,217 I'll be honored to have your engagement party right here at Beacon's street pizza we take prices of course 159 00:13:41,807 --> 00:13:46,660 - my God, he's right - we're not gonna have the party here 160 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:53,194 - no Melissa, this is way ahead of my schedule, she can't move in - why not ? She meets my requirements 161 00:13:53,194 --> 00:13:56,436 she's quiet, she's single jointed 162 00:13:56,770 --> 00:14:00,918 nothing to it, I, am holding out for the back-licker 163 00:14:02,653 --> 00:14:04,996 face it Berg, I win 164 00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:16,442 oh yeah, Sharon, imagine living next door to someone who comes home from work everyday happy and fulfilled from molding the minds of children 165 00:14:16,442 --> 00:14:22,068 after you've spent your day selling chemicals that soften the eggs of penguins ! 166 00:14:23,232 --> 00:14:25,512 I'll kill myself, Melissa can't move in 167 00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:29,143 - Pete, you have to tell her - I can't, she'll hate me 168 00:14:29,143 --> 00:14:33,378 Pete my boy, I think I'm maybe able to shed some light on your situation 169 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,639 you're screwed, fill her up Bill 170 00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:43,030 she said six, it's six 171 00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:47,357 - maybe she changed her mind, maybe she decided ... - you're kidding yourself 172 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,116 I've got to fire somebody 173 00:14:50,116 --> 00:14:56,589 - oh, my, God - Mrs. Wexler ! 174 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,381 That explains all the cookies ! 175 00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:04,691 Hey neighbors who wants a brownie ? 176 00:15:04,691 --> 00:15:07,222 Doesn't seem like she changed her mind ! 177 00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:10,319 - Ok Berg, go on - fine I'm just waiting for the right moment 178 00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:14,040 and when would that be, my wedding ? Sharon, go, come on, go 179 00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:18,902 ah, Melissa, look, yeah, I think there's something you wanna know, ahm 180 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:22,699 I can't get to sleep at night until I blast my stereo really ... 181 00:15:26,674 --> 00:15:32,788 - that's really good - thanks, I love baking you know, cakes, cookies, pies, anything 182 00:15:32,788 --> 00:15:35,883 - really, it's moist - oh, thank you 183 00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:41,051 - what're you doing there ? - Oh, just taking hold of the release valve on the disposal 184 00:15:41,051 --> 00:15:45,956 - it's always the first thing to go - you bake and you plumb ? 185 00:15:45,956 --> 00:15:51,001 Sure, shower heads, toilets, Pete showed me, it's really very simple 186 00:15:51,425 --> 00:15:55,619 wow, I'm very impressed, I'll keep the music down 187 00:15:56,107 --> 00:15:59,223 I also know CPR, fire safety and flood control 188 00:15:59,223 --> 00:16:03,328 this girl's amazing, she's like super neighbor ! 189 00:16:04,455 --> 00:16:10,670 You're out, you lost your stuff kid I'll take it from here 190 00:16:11,672 --> 00:16:18,330 look, Melissa, when this apartment came open, I saw this is a real opportunity for me to meet someone 191 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:27,869 now, this has nothing to do with not wanting you in the building but ... but ... these ... 192 00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:33,939 Oven mitts they've gotta go ! I mean, little otters ? 193 00:16:34,971 --> 00:16:37,453 A good mitt should be more functional than decorative 194 00:16:37,453 --> 00:16:42,524 when people ask me who is Melissa, I don't wanna have to say she's the girl with the cow oven mitts ! 195 00:16:42,826 --> 00:16:47,786 I mean, oven mitts shouldn't make that kind of statement and point frankly I don't know who would want to ! 196 00:16:48,698 --> 00:16:52,330 Damn, I promised myself I wouldn't cry 197 00:16:54,894 --> 00:16:58,733 God, what is wrong with you Berg ? You're ranting ! 198 00:16:58,733 --> 00:17:01,246 Melissa, I don't want you to move in here 199 00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:08,354 yes, we're coming 200 00:17:15,843 --> 00:17:19,058 - don't just stand there, say something - like what ? 201 00:17:19,982 --> 00:17:22,270 Like I've just got punched in the stomach ? 202 00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,879 - Melissa, how could you spring something like this on me ... 203 00:17:23,879 --> 00:17:26,013 - spring something ? I sprang this on you ? 204 00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:30,043 - Yeah, you did, you put me in a really uncomfortable position - oh God, I'm really sorry Pete 205 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:35,412 - oh, how many times have we discussed living together ? - I know, but nothing about next door 206 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:38,846 ok, I thought this at least would be a step, you know 207 00:17:39,253 --> 00:17:42,233 - it's a pretty big step - you bought me a toaster 208 00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:47,553 I thought wow wow, at least he's listening to me you know I mean a gift where it says something 209 00:17:47,553 --> 00:17:53,568 and a toaster says, I wanna make breakfast for you I wanna spent my life with you 210 00:17:55,791 --> 00:18:00,966 - I guess sometimes a toaster is just a toaster - oh look Melissa, this is silly 211 00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:05,600 I mean think about it, if we weren't having this stupid anniversary, everything would be fine 212 00:18:05,656 --> 00:18:09,142 you know, we'd go out to dinner, we'd go the movies, we'd go to Carvel 213 00:18:09,142 --> 00:18:12,208 it's not enough anymore, a relationship has to keep going 214 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:17,002 - it's like a shark you know, when a shark stops swimming ... - it dies, I know 215 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,470 and we've stopped swimming 216 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,544 ok, which leaves us where ? 217 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,780 Dead 218 00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:32,610 wait wait wait, come on Melissa, maybe we just need a little break 219 00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:37,429 no, no, we've done that, it doesn't work you know, we just wind up getting back together again and then ... 220 00:18:37,429 --> 00:18:39,776 breaking up and then getting back together again and ... 221 00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:44,938 I know, but that's just because ... you have the ... 222 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,484 - I dunno - Why is that Pete ? 223 00:18:58,369 --> 00:19:03,185 Melissa I'm sorry look, I'm sorry 224 00:19:04,441 --> 00:19:13,138 look, I'm not saying this is all your fault I just can't live in this anymore 225 00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:16,181 is just, hurts too much 226 00:19:29,326 --> 00:19:31,021 happy anniversary Pete 227 00:19:46,499 --> 00:19:47,915 - bloating ? - Gone 228 00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:50,154 - appetite ? - Normal 229 00:19:51,143 --> 00:19:53,309 - emotional ? - Yes 230 00:19:55,997 --> 00:19:56,958 I'm kidding 231 00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:58,854 hey Pete 232 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,567 - what you got there ? - Ah, stuff from Melissa's apartment 233 00:20:03,226 --> 00:20:06,338 - you ok ? - It kinda sucks but ... 234 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:10,286 - yeah I know - you know I keep telling myself it was for the best 235 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,712 anybody wanna back me up on that ? 236 00:20:16,575 --> 00:20:19,071 So, how'd guys leave it, still gonna talk ? 237 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,774 Yeah we're still friends, we've been through a lot 238 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,559 - so what am I suppose to do ? - Yeah Pete 239 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,536 I hope you and Melissa really gave some thought to how this is gonna affect Berg 240 00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:34,288 no no no, what am I suppose to do when I see her, around the neighborhood or the pizza place ? 241 00:20:34,288 --> 00:20:39,433 Do I like, hide behind a mail box, do I say hello, do I try to trip her ? 242 00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:45,780 You say hi to her you big dummy, when she comes into the pizza place, you treat her like everybody else 243 00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:49,994 yeah, you screw up her order and give her the wrong change 244 00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:56,355 - you realize of course this is all of Berg's fault ? - Yeah I know, no kidding, thanks for introducing me to her 245 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,352 hey, I told you to date her, not to get involved with her 246 00:21:00,444 --> 00:21:04,182 fair enough hey, boroz game ? Five minutes ? 247 00:21:04,111 --> 00:21:04,703 Ok 248 00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:14,346 - you know what Pete really needs right now ? - What ? 249 00:21:14,824 --> 00:21:17,055 - Compassion - no kidding 250 00:21:17,511 --> 00:21:19,998 and a hot stewardess to move in 251 00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:32,947 - huh, God, her belly button is double jointed - left foot green 252 00:21:38,248 --> 00:21:42,344 - huh, you guys are so losing - and loving it 253 00:21:43,305 --> 00:21:49,516 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 24872

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