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Previously on "Future Man"...
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Haven does not exist in time or space.
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The only way to put it on a map
is from the inside,
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and that's exactly what these
geolocation devices will do.
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Look who's here.
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Oh, savior, back from the dead.
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They think that I'm Nut-Face Josh.
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I'm Nut-Face Josh now?
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You've got status here.
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Let's use that to get
a proper lay of the land.
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Hey, sad boy. You okay?
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Was Marilyn Monroe just hitting on you?
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Give me answers.
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You must go to the enchanted meadow.
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Who's up there?
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The greatest of all time.
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Something's off here.
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I did some snooping around.
Shit ain't right.
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It's not me. It's not me!
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♪ Every day it's a-gettin' closer ♪
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♪ Going faster than a roller coaster ♪
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♪ Love like yours
will surely come my way ♪
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♪ A-hey, a-hey, hey ♪
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♪ Every day it's a-gettin' faster ♪
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♪ Everyone said go ahead and ask her ♪
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♪ Love like yours will ♪
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In Haven, you don't need
to eat or drink,
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but the coolest part?
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You don't lose a third
of your life sleeping.
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It's like June in Stockholm
all the time.
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Everything feels like a dream.
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Better than a dream. Like magic.
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♪ Every day ♪
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Yes, whoo!
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♪ Going faster than a roller coaster ♪
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What spell have you cast
on me, Goat-Wizard?
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♪ A-hey, a-hey, hey ♪
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Ever since I met you,
I can't stop thinking.
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Think, think. Why doesn't it move?
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We don't have all time. We have no time.
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No time at all.
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♪ Every day ♪
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Wait, James, come back here!
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Let me yell in your face some more
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about how this place is fucked up!
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This place is paradise.
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Always 74 and glow-y,
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the hint of a breeze,
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filled with amazing people
you can talk to forever.
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I don't talk. I act.
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I kill, you two-horned fuck.
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That's what I'm going back
to the sewer to do.
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What do you mean,
I... I never left the sewer?
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Of course I did. I'm here, aren't I?
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Unless... unless I...
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I bring the sewer with me wherever I go.
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I gotta lie down. I'm gonna lie down.
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I gotta lie down.
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I need to get up.
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I need to move.
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I need to breathe.
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Remember what Yoko taught me.
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"Now is in the breathing,
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and Paul's a whiny little bitch."
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I need to remember.
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I need to remember the smell,
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the feel, the colors.
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All of it perfect.
I want to write it down.
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Savor each memory.
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My earliest memory?
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Crawling in a pool of blood.
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Pretty sure it wasn't my own.
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Again with the,
"How did it make you feel?"
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You are relentless.
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I feel like I'm making progress.
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I feel like I'm going Brian Wilson!
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I feel like I'm happy.
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Truly happy for the first time.
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This is home. Oh, look at that.
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On the last page of my journal.
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Guess I'll go put it in the library.
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♪ My way, a-hey, a-hey, hey ♪
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♪ Love like yours
will surely come my way ♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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How are we supposed
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to talk through our problems
if you keep...
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We don't have a problem.
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You have a problem with me.
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No, no! I... I just...
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Marilyn, you are so much more
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than this horny-all-the-time
sex goddess.
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I just want you to become
the fullest version of yourself
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and I wanna help you to grow.
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- Stop trying to fix me!
- Oh, please!
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I didn't say fix. I said grow.
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It's like how we do book club
but you never trust me
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to choose the book.
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That's because I know some classics
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that maybe you haven't heard of.
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Like The Da Vinci Code? Guess what.
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I cracked the code.
It's Hardy Boys for idiots!
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And you always second-guess
my aircraft carrier placement
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in Battleship.
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Those are the most important
pieces in the entire game.
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You cannot put them on the perimeter.
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That is nautical suicide!
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So what?
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We play, I lose, we play again!
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Why you gotta live so fast, huh?
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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It's just sometimes...
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You know the Olympic torch?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Well, you're... you're...
you're like that.
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Beautiful, amazing, and really cool,
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and I've... I've been given
the chance to hold you.
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But it just... it feels
like we're... we're...
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we're running through a massive storm,
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and there's all this air just, like,
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gusting at you and... and...
and hitting your flame
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and it's... it's super...
super gusty out
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and... and... and your flame,
it might get...
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it might get blown right out like...
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Because...
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because of all the... the gusts
of... of air and...
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You know what I mean?
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Not even a little bit.
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There's gotta be
a simpler way to say this.
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You're like a Zippo in a tornado.
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I'm going for a walk.
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I turned down sex with Marilyn again.
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I think, for some reason,
she sees that as a rejection.
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Then we got into that whole,
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"You're trying to fix me," conversation.
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Man, if I could fix one thing,
it'd be her bringing that up.
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It's like we're in this endless cycle.
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It's... it's hard to remember
when we were happy.
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So this is what love feels like!
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Marilyn wants to have sex all the time.
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She says I'm good at it.
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She's also convinced
my abnormally sized penis
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used to belong to another man.
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Ah, she's funny that way.
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Because virtually everyone I knew died
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horribly in front of my eyes,
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I view all love as an attack,
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and I'm... I'm really good
at fending off attacks.
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Oh, I just love making you laugh.
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Hmm, but you... you've... you've
helped me realize
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that's an unhealthy coping mechanism
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that I am committed to changing.
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I... so I mean, I basically think
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we've covered everything.
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I mean, unless we have more time.
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What am I talking about?
We have... we have all the...
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all the time in the world.
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Oh, I had an epiphany earlier.
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I think crawling
through that pool of blood
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as a baby might be why
I don't like pools.
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Yeah, no, I know.
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I know, I know, I know.
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'Cause of the... yeah. It was all, "Ah!"
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No!
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Boom. Game, set, match for the Linc-man.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, Lincs,
I was reading in my journal,
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and, God, we used to be so happy.
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I'm not big on proclamations,
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but you gotta let Marilyn know
the terms that work for you.
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- Yeah, that seems fair.
- At the same time,
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you gotta be willing to compromise.
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Just give her what she wants.
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Happy girlfriend, happy world, friend.
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That's a contradiction, but shouldn't...
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shouldn't you be better at this?
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- Weren't you married?
- Yeah, to the teth-life.
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This is the only ball
and chain I'll ever need.
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Yeah, I know how much
you love tetherball.
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Shit, he's walking over.
Avoid eye contact.
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Who?
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Fuck, fuck, fuck. He saw me.
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This is why you gotta rock shades, brah.
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I just wanted to give you your hat.
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Take your hat back, man!
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That ain't my hat, Cabo Wabo.
I'm a Kangol man.
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Always have been, always will be.
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No, no! You wear this hat!
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That's ridiculous.
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That's a magician's hat,
not a teth-baller's.
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No, you're wrong. I remember!
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I remember! Uh, sort of.
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Memory works different here.
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It... it's fleeting.
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Slides away unless you know
how to hold on.
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Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, look.
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Just take it easy, all right?
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We're... we're having a nice day,
the sun's out...
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The sun's always out!
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The sun's always out and
there's no way to mark time.
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There's... it's just...
it's just day to night.
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Aging, seasons, just slips away.
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You have the memory of a goldfish, man!
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Do you even know how you got here?
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Sure, I do.
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On a rainbow-colored magic school bus
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driven by my best friend Josh.
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That's on a mural, man!
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You're not really remembering
how you got here.
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You're... you're just remembering
a mural you see every day.
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Wake up!
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That dude has 40,000 hands.
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There's a fucking hole in the sky.
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It's getting bigger!
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You're talking about old sky-hole?
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It's always been that size.
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You were on money.
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Or you sold peanuts?
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You're a star fucker
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and...
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My friend?
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What were we talking about?
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Oh, yeah. Career advice.
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Take that promotion.
You earned it, buddy.
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- No, Marilyn.
- Monroe?
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- You hitting that?
- Yes!
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We are in a... a loving,
committed, monogamous...
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I love her.
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Love of your life and the new promotion.
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Everything's coming up Josh.
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Except this game.
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It's the wrong hat again.
It's the wrong hat.
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196.
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How do I show them?
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Oh, the sky-hole.
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Show, don't tell. Show, don't tell.
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Sky-hole's getting bigger!
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Always getting bigger.
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Whoo! Oh, it's bigger.
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No, no, thank you.
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I mean, this has been a journey inward.
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Yeah, it was... it was painful at first.
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But ultimately... it's profound.
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What, what, what?
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What do you mean,
"We've only just begun?"
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I mean, come on.
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I've spent more time
telling you about my life
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than I did living it.
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No, okay, okay, okay.
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You know that when you
get mysterious and aloof,
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it triggers... it triggers
my feelings of abandonment
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from my absent p... God damn it.
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Okay, what am I supposed
to do with all of these?
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I mean, can you at least
give me a little hint?
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Hmm?
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Boy, you were a real
Chatty Cathy up on the hill,
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and now, what, you're just...
258
00:13:02,903 --> 00:13:04,362
you're gonna take
a little vow of silence?
259
00:13:04,363 --> 00:13:06,910
I mean, that...
260
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,498
That's rich. That is rich.
261
00:13:11,837 --> 00:13:12,837
Well, thank you.
262
00:13:12,839 --> 00:13:14,884
I mean, was that so hard?
263
00:13:14,885 --> 00:13:16,635
Okay, so I got to, uh...
264
00:13:17,766 --> 00:13:20,936
Uh, find balance.
265
00:13:20,939 --> 00:13:22,398
The fuck does that mean?
266
00:13:32,253 --> 00:13:34,422
If I balance these rocks,
267
00:13:34,423 --> 00:13:36,970
I balance myself.
268
00:13:36,971 --> 00:13:38,601
I see where your head's at, goat.
269
00:13:38,602 --> 00:13:41,019
All right, let's do this.
270
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,147
Okay.
271
00:13:42,148 --> 00:13:43,938
Let's get this bad boy.
272
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,622
Okay.
273
00:13:53,461 --> 00:13:54,964
Okay.
274
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,355
Well, that is discouraging.
275
00:14:03,356 --> 00:14:06,236
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
276
00:14:06,237 --> 00:14:08,947
They think they're in heaven,
but they're really in hell.
277
00:14:08,951 --> 00:14:11,371
How do I show them? How do I show them?
278
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,672
Show, don't tell.
They think they're in heaven,
279
00:14:13,673 --> 00:14:15,797
but they're really in hell.
280
00:14:15,798 --> 00:14:17,218
Think they're in heaven.
281
00:14:17,219 --> 00:14:20,056
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
282
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,276
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
283
00:14:26,277 --> 00:14:27,737
They think they're in heaven,
284
00:14:27,739 --> 00:14:30,284
but they're really in hell.
285
00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:31,405
They think they're in...
286
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:35,504
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
287
00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:37,165
They think they're in heaven,
but they're really in hell.
288
00:14:37,174 --> 00:14:40,847
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
289
00:14:40,848 --> 00:14:43,848
They think they're in heaven,
but they're really in hell.
290
00:14:43,854 --> 00:14:46,066
Oh, how do I show them?
291
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,237
Show, don't tell.
They think they're in heaven,
292
00:14:47,238 --> 00:14:48,986
but they're really in hell.
293
00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,826
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
294
00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:53,037
They think they're in heaven,
but they're really in hell.
295
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:55,126
Honey, I am so sorry...
296
00:14:57,507 --> 00:14:59,797
I'm so happy to hear you say that.
297
00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:04,394
I'm sorry too.
298
00:15:04,395 --> 00:15:06,435
I... I like The Da Vinci Code.
299
00:15:06,441 --> 00:15:08,151
It's a fun ride,
300
00:15:08,153 --> 00:15:11,826
and I know my Battleship strategy.
301
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,537
I just like to bunch them all up so...
302
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:16,168
so they're close together
like me and you.
303
00:15:16,169 --> 00:15:18,169
Wh... what are you doing in my house?
304
00:15:18,173 --> 00:15:21,011
Ouch. Your house?
305
00:15:21,012 --> 00:15:25,854
I... I know I left in a huff,
but we moved in here together.
306
00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:29,904
Vinny gave that to us
as a housewarming gift.
307
00:15:32,159 --> 00:15:34,204
Where... where's Marilyn?
308
00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:36,165
What's wrong with you, baby?
309
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,127
Oh, no, no, no. This is wrong.
310
00:15:38,129 --> 00:15:39,669
This is all wrong.
311
00:15:39,674 --> 00:15:42,095
I'm in love with... it's always...
312
00:15:42,096 --> 00:15:45,516
it's always... it's always been... God.
313
00:15:47,231 --> 00:15:48,731
James Dean.
314
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,997
So this is what love feels like.
315
00:15:57,126 --> 00:15:59,796
James wants to have sex all the time.
316
00:15:59,798 --> 00:16:01,717
He says I'm good at it.
317
00:16:01,718 --> 00:16:03,718
He also says my abnormally sized penis
318
00:16:03,722 --> 00:16:05,352
is gonna take some getting used to.
319
00:16:05,353 --> 00:16:07,395
That's what I call giant.
320
00:16:07,396 --> 00:16:09,065
He's funny that way.
321
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:12,316
Ugh, James and I got into it
about how reckless he can be.
322
00:16:12,322 --> 00:16:14,535
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
323
00:16:14,536 --> 00:16:16,286
I accused him of being a revolutionary
324
00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:17,419
without a purpose.
325
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:19,666
You're tearing me apart!
326
00:16:19,671 --> 00:16:22,091
There's probably
a better way to phrase that,
327
00:16:22,092 --> 00:16:23,260
but he got it.
328
00:16:23,261 --> 00:16:24,597
Then we got into that whole,
329
00:16:24,598 --> 00:16:25,768
"You're trying to fix me," conversation.
330
00:16:25,769 --> 00:16:27,096
Man, if I could fix one thing,
331
00:16:27,102 --> 00:16:29,397
it would be him bringing that up.
332
00:16:29,398 --> 00:16:32,445
"It's like we're in this endless cycle."
333
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,749
Oh, my God.
334
00:16:38,751 --> 00:16:39,921
What?
335
00:16:41,715 --> 00:16:47,095
I almost forgot... how much I love you,
336
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,897
and I want to make this work.
337
00:16:49,898 --> 00:16:52,948
You're the love of my life.
I'm nothing without you.
338
00:16:52,949 --> 00:16:54,816
Nothing!
339
00:16:54,824 --> 00:16:56,201
Oh, there he is.
340
00:16:56,202 --> 00:16:57,372
There he is. Hey.
341
00:16:57,373 --> 00:17:00,084
Hey, look at me.
342
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,585
You are my home.
343
00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:04,130
You're my home.
344
00:17:15,658 --> 00:17:17,448
Come one, come all!
345
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:21,209
The hour of your enlightenment is nigh.
346
00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:23,210
Step right up. Step right in.
347
00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:27,263
I think you'll find this new
exhibition very enlightening.
348
00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:39,198
Hear me, O people of Haven!
349
00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:45,757
You think you're happy, but you're not.
350
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,096
It's a lie.
351
00:17:48,097 --> 00:17:50,685
You're not even yourselves anymore,
352
00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:53,646
and I'm tired of being
the only one who knows it!
353
00:17:55,278 --> 00:17:58,988
This... this is where you really live!
354
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,625
I don't look like that.
355
00:18:03,629 --> 00:18:04,919
That guy's got no chin.
356
00:18:04,923 --> 00:18:05,965
It's stupid.
357
00:18:05,966 --> 00:18:09,346
You're tearing me apart!
358
00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:11,518
Boo!
359
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,730
- Boo! You're awful!
- You're a hack!
360
00:18:13,732 --> 00:18:17,739
Somebody, anybody,
361
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:18,825
wake up!
362
00:18:18,826 --> 00:18:21,996
I feel malice towards Cabo Wabo!
363
00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:23,584
I'm so alone.
364
00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:30,805
Et tu, Bruce Lee?
365
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:34,230
No, that is not the way.
366
00:18:34,231 --> 00:18:36,441
The only way to solve this crisis
367
00:18:36,444 --> 00:18:40,159
is through meditation and prayer.
368
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,956
Meditation, prayer.
369
00:18:42,957 --> 00:18:44,247
Hah!
370
00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:47,836
Down goes Cabo Wabo.
371
00:18:47,842 --> 00:18:52,232
Gandhi, Gandhi, Gandhi, Gandhi, Gandhi!
372
00:19:09,051 --> 00:19:10,761
You did this to yourself, brah.
373
00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:13,768
You have forsaken Josh, and for that,
374
00:19:13,769 --> 00:19:16,147
you must pay the ultimate price.
375
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,365
You gonna kill me?
376
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,121
We would never do that.
377
00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:26,877
We'll come back for you,
378
00:19:26,878 --> 00:19:29,678
soon as you've had a few scores
to cool off.
379
00:19:29,679 --> 00:19:31,296
No, you won't.
380
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,014
You'll forget!
381
00:19:33,015 --> 00:19:34,805
You forget everything!
382
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,072
They think they're in heaven,
383
00:19:41,073 --> 00:19:44,830
but they're really in hell.
384
00:19:44,831 --> 00:19:46,461
They think they're in heaven.
385
00:19:49,006 --> 00:19:50,926
They think they're in heaven.
386
00:19:52,304 --> 00:19:55,183
We always make up, don't we?
387
00:19:55,184 --> 00:19:57,647
Oh, this is so us, James.
388
00:20:17,939 --> 00:20:19,899
I am such a Silly Billy.
389
00:20:19,901 --> 00:20:21,911
Every time, I think
there's gonna be water,
390
00:20:21,912 --> 00:20:24,785
but there's no...
391
00:20:24,786 --> 00:20:25,995
Amelia Earhart?
392
00:20:25,996 --> 00:20:27,876
That's a long enough layover, flyboy.
393
00:20:29,671 --> 00:20:32,299
Oh, God! It's happening again!
394
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,430
It's always been James!
It's always been James Dean!
395
00:20:34,431 --> 00:20:36,265
Where is it? Where is it?
396
00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:41,944
Okay. Okay.
397
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,271
I accused him of acting
holier-than-thou.
398
00:20:57,272 --> 00:20:58,597
Then we got into that whole,
399
00:20:58,603 --> 00:21:00,193
"You're trying to fix me," conversation.
400
00:21:00,194 --> 00:21:02,069
Man, if I could fix one thing
about Jesus,
401
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:03,904
it's be him bringing that up.
402
00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:05,195
It's like we're in this endless cycle.
403
00:21:05,199 --> 00:21:07,579
Cycle, cycle, cycle, cycle.
404
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,830
Uh-oh.
405
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:15,045
He is risen.
406
00:21:37,515 --> 00:21:40,265
I think I'm falling in love
with Biggie Smalls.
407
00:21:42,357 --> 00:21:43,857
Gandhi's upset with me again.
408
00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:45,400
I think Martin Luther King Jr.
409
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,575
might kind of have a thing for me.
410
00:21:47,576 --> 00:21:49,036
Abe gave me great advice
about Buddy Holly.
411
00:21:49,037 --> 00:21:50,827
Kurt Cobain is my home.
412
00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:53,336
Tupac Shakur is my home.
413
00:21:53,337 --> 00:21:55,087
Ritchie Valens is my home.
414
00:21:55,091 --> 00:21:57,846
Natalie Wood is my home.
415
00:21:57,847 --> 00:22:00,475
Roberto Clemente is my home.
416
00:22:03,482 --> 00:22:07,114
I've been here for thousands of years.
417
00:22:14,337 --> 00:22:16,547
Hey, sad boy. You okay?
418
00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:17,677
No, stay away from me.
419
00:22:17,678 --> 00:22:19,138
I'm... I'm in an insane crazy time loop!
420
00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:21,599
Sounds like someone
needs to play some tetherball.
421
00:22:21,603 --> 00:22:22,903
No, Abraham Lincoln, you're not an ally,
422
00:22:22,904 --> 00:22:24,017
and you never were!
423
00:22:24,024 --> 00:22:25,574
Sad boy. Are you okay?
424
00:22:25,575 --> 00:22:27,569
Oh, God!
425
00:22:27,573 --> 00:22:30,123
I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy!
426
00:23:04,271 --> 00:23:05,981
Balance.
427
00:23:15,836 --> 00:23:17,505
What are you doing there, goat?
428
00:23:17,506 --> 00:23:18,796
I mean, it's sturdy.
429
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,390
Wouldn't... wouldn't mess
with the cornerstone.
430
00:23:20,391 --> 00:23:22,346
It's kind of the key to the whole thing.
431
00:23:23,810 --> 00:23:27,149
Okay, don't know why you're doing that.
432
00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:29,610
I mean, I... I completed
the whole mission,
433
00:23:29,613 --> 00:23:31,911
brought balance to the entire valley.
434
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,999
It only took me a couple thousand years,
435
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,077
but I did it.
436
00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:38,630
Goat, uh, don't... don't you dare.
437
00:23:39,967 --> 00:23:41,385
No!
438
00:23:42,723 --> 00:23:44,350
Why? Why?
439
00:23:44,351 --> 00:23:47,774
Why would you do that,
you cloven-hoofed demon?
440
00:23:47,775 --> 00:23:49,985
It was magnificent!
441
00:23:49,987 --> 00:23:51,737
It was monumental.
442
00:23:51,741 --> 00:23:55,871
It... it had perfect balance.
443
00:24:03,305 --> 00:24:04,765
But it was never about that.
444
00:24:06,562 --> 00:24:10,151
Balance isn't found in the success
445
00:24:10,152 --> 00:24:13,116
or failure of any mission.
446
00:24:19,755 --> 00:24:25,425
Because true balance is found within.
447
00:25:01,547 --> 00:25:05,345
It's time to forget...
448
00:25:05,346 --> 00:25:08,096
Cabo Wabo.
449
00:25:15,867 --> 00:25:19,037
Your name is Wolf.
450
00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:24,759
Your name is Wolf.
451
00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:34,444
"Wolf wants to leave.
452
00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:40,075
He says there's no Cabo Wabo here."
453
00:25:44,925 --> 00:25:47,675
My name is Wolf.
454
00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:49,684
Yes.
455
00:25:49,685 --> 00:25:52,225
- Oh.
- That's what the book says.
456
00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:58,284
I'm Wolf.
457
00:26:00,122 --> 00:26:02,042
I'm Wolf.
458
00:26:02,043 --> 00:26:03,503
There you go.
459
00:26:09,683 --> 00:26:11,978
I'm Wolf. It's okay.
460
00:26:11,979 --> 00:26:13,859
Look, you're not alone anymore, okay?
461
00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:16,528
I'm Wolf.
462
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:22,875
We're gonna figure this place out, okay?
463
00:26:22,876 --> 00:26:25,756
I'm Wolf.
464
00:26:29,263 --> 00:26:30,348
Come on.
465
00:26:30,349 --> 00:26:31,889
Let's... let's get you out of here.
466
00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:33,364
Can you stand up, bud?
467
00:26:33,365 --> 00:26:35,395
All right.
468
00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:45,205
Wait, you... you... you put
all this together?
469
00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:47,465
Mm-hmm.
470
00:26:47,466 --> 00:26:50,716
That's impressive. How did you remember?
471
00:26:50,724 --> 00:26:52,394
Oh, you just have to breathe.
472
00:26:52,395 --> 00:26:53,900
Three short, one long.
473
00:26:53,901 --> 00:26:56,275
It keeps you present.
474
00:26:56,276 --> 00:26:57,896
Is that how you knew
I was a star fucker?
475
00:26:57,904 --> 00:26:59,952
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You're the town tetherball.
476
00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:01,160
Everybody's hit that.
477
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,580
- Fuck.
- Again, come on.
478
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,670
Wow, yeah. It's starting to come back.
479
00:27:06,672 --> 00:27:08,048
Yeah.
480
00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:13,345
You... we... we came here together.
481
00:27:13,351 --> 00:27:18,110
Yes, because we were... we were
on a... a treasure hunt?
482
00:27:18,111 --> 00:27:19,868
No, no, no, no, no.
It's... it's similar.
483
00:27:19,869 --> 00:27:20,945
It's similar. Uh...
484
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:23,370
We... we... we...
485
00:27:23,371 --> 00:27:24,628
we were on a mission.
486
00:27:24,629 --> 00:27:25,834
- A mission, yes!
- Yeah.
487
00:27:25,835 --> 00:27:26,955
Yes, because we were...
488
00:27:28,716 --> 00:27:30,426
We were a team!
489
00:27:32,431 --> 00:27:33,808
Oh, my God.
490
00:27:36,397 --> 00:27:37,777
- Silver box!
- Magic square!
491
00:27:37,778 --> 00:27:40,864
Oh, oh, oh!
492
00:27:40,865 --> 00:27:41,905
Oh!
493
00:27:41,909 --> 00:27:43,659
This has only one explanation.
494
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,333
These are totems of our friendship!
495
00:27:46,334 --> 00:27:47,841
- I have a friend.
- Yeah.
496
00:27:47,842 --> 00:27:50,216
Finally. Goddamn, we're on a roll.
497
00:27:50,217 --> 00:27:51,297
Keep going, friend!
498
00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:52,641
Uh, we... we... we... we...
499
00:27:52,642 --> 00:27:53,889
we... we... we... we had a leader!
500
00:27:53,891 --> 00:27:55,644
- There's a...
- Yes, yes!
501
00:27:55,645 --> 00:27:56,685
Okay.
502
00:27:56,689 --> 00:27:57,819
Someone with killer instincts.
503
00:27:57,820 --> 00:27:59,066
- Uh-huh.
- Nerves of steel.
504
00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:00,068
You're absolutely right. It was, uh...
505
00:28:00,070 --> 00:28:01,070
- It was, uh...
- It was, uh...
506
00:28:01,072 --> 00:28:02,201
Come on, come on, come on.
507
00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:04,499
It was a... it was a...
508
00:28:05,497 --> 00:28:06,787
- It was you!
- Yes!
509
00:28:06,792 --> 00:28:07,921
You're right! It was me!
510
00:28:07,922 --> 00:28:09,129
- I was the leader!
- Yes!
511
00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:10,256
- Okay.
- You're beloved.
512
00:28:10,257 --> 00:28:11,507
- Mm-hmm.
- Natural-born leader.
513
00:28:11,510 --> 00:28:12,800
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I was lost without you.
514
00:28:12,804 --> 00:28:14,561
I know, I know.
Look, I... I am here now,
515
00:28:14,562 --> 00:28:17,148
and it is good to have
my trusty sidekick by my side!
516
00:28:17,149 --> 00:28:19,734
Yes, yes! Oh!
517
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:28,793
- There was a third.
- That's not bad, Wolf.
518
00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:29,924
But I'll do you one better.
519
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,674
I know exactly who it is.
520
00:28:31,675 --> 00:28:33,885
- Oh!
- Yep.
521
00:29:02,111 --> 00:29:04,368
Okay, it's starting to come back now.
522
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:06,235
- Yeah, this feels right.
- Yeah.
523
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,453
You guys ready to play something?
524
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:08,464
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
525
00:29:08,465 --> 00:29:09,625
Okay!
526
00:29:09,626 --> 00:29:12,416
A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four.
527
00:29:15,411 --> 00:29:19,207
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