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Some say the ocean never
used to exist in our world
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it was formed by...
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The wandering tears
from people's sorrows
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I just had a dream
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you are awake?
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I was about to drown
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it was not a dream
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you came very close
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you cut somebody off
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the surfer was about to complain
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but then you got sucked under the wave
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why did you try to kill yourself, cousin?
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I didn't, I was just...
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Women, right?
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Just find someone else!
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Nowadays it's common for women to cheat too
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when it happens
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we just wave goodbye
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why do you need to kill yourself?
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I warned you about carman
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thin lips
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you know you can never
trust a woman with thin lips?
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You have me and your buddies
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everybody came to visit you
these past two days
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we even wrote you a greeting card
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what do we need in life?
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Friends who understand and love you, right?
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You cannot blame us
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who could have guessed that
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you would try to kill yourself right
before your birthday?
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Where are we supposed
to get a card for that?
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- Hi!
- He is awake
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- hi!
- You are awake!
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- How are you?
- I am glad you are okay, bro
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and for the time being
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don't go surfing again
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you might get emotional
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why don't you lend me your surfboard
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what's wrong with you?
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Sean, drink some soup
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my mom says gingseng soup
is good for your recovery
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I tried several pharmacies
but couldn't find the best
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- drink it
- No, I don't have any appetite
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how can you be like this?
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Just have some!
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Forget it, don't mind him
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it's up to you if you
don't want to drink it
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hey bro!
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See how much we care about you?
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Don't mind him
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not every woman
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is as bitchy as carman, okay?
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- Exactly!
- Like Lulu
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she has been by your side the whole time!
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Beautiful!
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How about that, bro?
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I have decided to organize
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a 5-star party to cheer you up
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you can have as many women as you like
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as crazy as you fancy
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- ouch!
- Crazy? How so?
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It's for him!
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Oh, wait
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you look happy! You do!
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- You are happy?
- You are happy?
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- You are really...
- You are happy?
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I spent three hours on this
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and you are happy because of that party?
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Cheer up party!
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Sun entertainment culture limited
making film limited
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Beijing j.Q. Spring pictures limited
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kashgar j.Q. Media & culture
company limited present
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a making film productions
limited production
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executive producers Alvin chau
Alex dong tam wai pong qin Hong
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zhou dong yu
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Chang hsiao chuan
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Editor wenders li
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original music gabriele Roberto
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director of photography
radium cheung
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production designer silver cheung
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co-producers Cheng Mei lam
Florence poon diwu tiefeng
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associate producer Kenny chan
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produced by pang ho-cheung subi liang
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based on short novel "nail clipper monster"
by pang ho-cheung
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written by luk yee sum
duan duan Frances you
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directed by Jason kwan
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hey! Sean, don't give up!
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Sean, do your best!
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- Hey man!
- Hey!
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Take it easy, we're all here to support you
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okay
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hey! Sean - hey! Connie
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how're you doing?
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- How're you feeling?
- Good
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these people helped me through my divorce
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I'm sure they can help you too,
give them a call
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okay
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They are...
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This is...
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Look, your friend Matt
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launched a fan page for you
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and tagged all our co-workers
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I "liked" the page too
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it has pictures and clips from your rescue
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when will master be back?
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He is already here, right upstairs
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Master
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whose board is this?
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Andrew's
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it's too narrow!
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But master, according to the quotation,
it says 12 3/4
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we've seen him surf before
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he uses his right foot more
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its volume needs to increase
or it won't go forward
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How are you?
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I really wasn't trying
to kill myself, master
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I know you weren't
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they all said you were,
but I know you weren't
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it was a problem with your technique
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concentrate on boardmaking,
don't surf anymore
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master, you are so good at surfing
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and at boardmaking
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I should learn from you
and be good at both too
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you cannot force it
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everyone's fate is different,
we each walk a different path
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I've surfed a lot
but have suffered many injuries
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that time when the board hit my head
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I received a message from god
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he said, "stop surfing"
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maybe he is telling you the same
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hey! Don't force it! Stop surfing!
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But you were already a champion then
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I'm still so bad at it
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who would trust a boardmaker
who couldn't surf?
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Come on
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I spent half of my salary on these angels
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I never asked for it
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I'm too tired to play around now
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but I have kept the best for you
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so you can experience a world full of women
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don't hang yourself over one tree
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enjoy yourself tonight!
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Make sure he drinks all of it
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you got it
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hi, Daisy
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don't look if it makes you upset
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I'm not upset, why should I be?
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Who is he to me?
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Plus I have no control over him, right?
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Cheers! Cheers!
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Cheers! Cheers! Yeah! Yeah!
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Wait, wait
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- What are you laughing at?
- What?
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Why are men like that?
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We can just throw a small party for him
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what now? This is nasty!
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Miss Lulu
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you guys have known each other for years
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if he's into you
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he would have been yours already
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how dare you!
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Stop that, okay?
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I am just telling the truth
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fine, I call this a drug for a drug
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you see, carman has hurt Sean so badly
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typical methods won't comfort him
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so we should use the most absurd
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tastiest, most heavenly activity
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to get him out of his devestation
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do you need this treatment too?
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Of course not!
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I have you
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Sean
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he's too drunk, okay?
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You can take a break
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I can drink!
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Okay! Okay! One by one
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one by one
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hi
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Hi, I'm... Sean
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pua
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hi
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=
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Can you do me a favor?
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You speak Chinese, right?
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Can you do me a favor?
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I said can you do me a favor?
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What favor?
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Just trust me once okay?
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I always drink until I black out
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but that night
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when I heard the world "trust"
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I sobered up immediately
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carman's face appeared on my mind again
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- I... 1...
- Just trust me once okay?
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- You...
- Yeah! Third time!
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Thanks
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hey...
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Each girl makes a different
first impression
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some are sweet, some are spicy
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but this girl brings you pain
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her lick stung my face
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now that I think about it,
I should've taken this as a sign...
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I have never come across such a situation
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"one week later"
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what do you mean?
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Let me tell you a secret
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I'm a nail clipper monster
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what monster?
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Nail clipper monster
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what?
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Nail clipper monster
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got it?
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Why is it so difficult to accept
the existence of nail clipper monsters?
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There are so many different species
in the world!
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Nail clipper monsters are
just like the mermaid, bigfoot, or werewolf
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no one believes we are real
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but compared to those creatures
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we are the closest to human form
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we just eat differently,
and are practically harmless
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besides, it's humans who
use our food as nail clippers!
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It's heartbreaking
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"a week ago"
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is departing cruel?
Or is gentleness despicable?
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Doesn't matter to loners,
no day, no night, no desire
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a step forward is dusk,
a step backward is life
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fierce winds, raging waves,
the unbalanced heart has nowhere to run
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hardly has one wave
subsided when another rises
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stormy weather in the ocean
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one wave has not caught up,
another one has gone
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life has just awaken
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the deeper the pacific ocean,
the deeper the heartache
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I used to think
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love is like surfing on pipeline
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it is astonishing
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but now I think
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maybe the shore suits me better
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living alone peacefully
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hey! Is Gavin here?
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What's up?
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I got your board
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sweet
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please sign here
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thank you
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it looks great, I love it!
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I'm glad you like it
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thank you
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hi
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Hi - hey
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hi! Hey
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what brings you here?
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You work here?
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Yes, isn't it cool?
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Cool
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you...
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That other day, why did you...
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Lick me? You never explained
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we were playing games that night
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and I drank a bit too much, so I...
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To be honest, these past two days...
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My face has been itchy,
I wonder if your saliva is...
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Haha... l...
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Actually... l... regret it too
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I've never seen a guy who drinks like you
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with alcohol all over your face
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I... almost got drunk just from licking it
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a new boyfriend?
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No no, I've just licked him
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that's too much information
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Where are you going?
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I'm heading west
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same here, let's go
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- You're a boardmaker?
- Yeah
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then you must be great at surfing, right?
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Let's not discuss that
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boardmaking and surfing are
not necessarily related
277
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:54,750
just like you being a tattoo artist,
you don't tattoo yourself, right?
278
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,244
I tattooed myself
279
00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,498
no way, that's impossible
280
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,956
your tattoo is all the way up here!
281
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,368
What I have learnt is not typical tattooing
282
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,661
I spent a year and a half
studying with the java tribe
283
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,248
so that I can tattoo myself
284
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:07,823
java? Yes
285
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,490
they have one tradition
286
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,865
when you turn 18
287
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,662
one has to tattoo themselves
with a pattern of their choice
288
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,249
the more complicated
the pattern the braver you are
289
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,324
I was the only girl who did it
290
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,119
so I'm the bravest
291
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,702
impressive
292
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,079
so you've always wanted
to be a tattoo artist?
293
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,831
Not really
294
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,036
when I was studying art in Paris
295
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:34,784
I always sketch by the riverside in seine
296
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,748
you have many interests
297
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:39,286
right, that night...
298
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:41,328
The girl who was with me
299
00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,289
she is my cousin
300
00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:45,624
whenever we are high
301
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,453
we tend to come up with silly games
302
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,327
did we scare you?
303
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,408
So who was the winner?
304
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,662
I don't remember, we
were so drunk that night
305
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,248
- you forgot?
- Yeah
306
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:02,907
then how can you recognize me?
307
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,831
Of course I can
308
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,268
when I licked you, I noticed that
the taste was especially weird
309
00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:08,828
didn't you say it's alcohol?
310
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:14,991
Apart from the alcohol, it's salty and...
311
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,697
Actually...
312
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,869
I had just been discharged
from the hospital
313
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,539
1 almost drowned
314
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,287
nope, I know exactly what
sea water tastes like
315
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:27,449
but... that salty taste...
316
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,083
It's from tears
317
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,244
it's the taste of tears, right?
318
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:43,539
You probably cried over someone
319
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:47,330
or somebody made you cry
320
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,698
you're crazy
321
00:20:57,292 --> 00:20:59,408
Before nail clippers became popular tools
322
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:02,249
we had to move around like nomads
323
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,115
living by iron ore mines
324
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:07,083
once the mines were
discovered, we had to leave
325
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:09,073
during the gold rush
326
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:13,326
nail clipper monsters around the world
received notices to gather in California
327
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,869
lots of monsters smuggled in
328
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,786
that's why there are
so many Chinese people living there
329
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,249
they all descended from the monsters
330
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,536
Stop... stop...
331
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:41,325
I've never noticed this wall before
332
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:43,910
what are you doing?
333
00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:45,077
There's an empty spot here
334
00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:47,749
no... no... what if the cops come?
335
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:48,580
We might get caught...
336
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,743
You think we are on TV?
337
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,832
When was the last time you saw the cops?
338
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,323
- Tell me!
- True...
339
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,157
No... no...
340
00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:58,408
You can't just rule out their apperarance
341
00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,532
hmm
342
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,625
Come
343
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:10,285
try it, it is fun
344
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:17,907
draw the pig tail like
this, in circles, yeah
345
00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:21,532
hey! Stop!
346
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:23,830
Hey! Stop!
347
00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:25,039
Let's go!
348
00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:29,948
Hurry, hurry!
349
00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:40,954
Gosh, this is Murphy's law, am I right?
350
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:42,497
What?
351
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,115
Never think negatively
352
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,161
bad things happen when you think negatively
353
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,573
you said the cops will come
354
00:22:47,958 --> 00:22:49,494
when was the last time
you saw cops in Hawaii?
355
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,036
All of a sudden, here they are
356
00:22:51,042 --> 00:22:52,893
if that isn't Murphy's law,
then I don't know what is
357
00:22:52,917 --> 00:22:54,873
I don't care, you have to pay
for my spray paint
358
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,324
how? You want to lick this side too?
359
00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,413
Don't be a bastard
360
00:22:58,458 --> 00:22:59,493
be serious
361
00:23:00,042 --> 00:23:01,042
you think about it
362
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,707
What? This is how I'm paying you back
363
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,207
I don't eat after 6pm
364
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:21,535
why?
365
00:23:24,417 --> 00:23:25,532
I'm on a diet
366
00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:29,116
on a diet? But you are so skinny already
367
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,539
do you know how Napoleon died?
368
00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:35,249
Napoleon was actually a
nail clipper monster
369
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:38,242
nobody knew about it,
except for his personal servant
370
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:41,284
when Napoleon was defeated,
he was exiled to an island
371
00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:44,659
the British sent a Navy troop
and 5,000 soldiers to monitor him
372
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:48,371
his servant used everything
he could find to cook him nail clippers
373
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:52,823
when his servant died,
Napoleon starved to death
374
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,456
you see? This patch of fat
375
00:23:59,167 --> 00:24:01,032
why are girls so obsessed
with losing weight?
376
00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:04,539
Being fat is subjective
377
00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,498
if you think you are fat, then you are fat
378
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,912
if you believe there is a mountain,
then there is a mountain
379
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,912
okay, suit yourself, I am going to eat
380
00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:13,373
right... that's right
381
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:15,915
you said you learnt tattooing in java
382
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:16,827
yeah
383
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:19,620
and then... studied art in Paris
384
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,327
my mom is French-Chinese
385
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,250
and your dad?
386
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,286
My grandfather was a noble in Korea
387
00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:28,749
he escaped to France during the war
388
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:30,206
and gave birth to my dad
389
00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:35,240
I'm telling you, I'm a quarter Korean
390
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:36,410
you don't look it!
391
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,536
Hmm
392
00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:40,198
maybe...
393
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,164
Because I never had plastic surgery
394
00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:57,375
Let's go
395
00:24:59,042 --> 00:25:00,452
this is how you can pay me back
396
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,455
I can't dance
397
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,619
because your cerebrum and muscle
don't coordinate well
398
00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:05,832
- this is a good practice
- How is that relevant?
399
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,282
Aren't you going to pay me back?
400
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:23,746
Relax, dancing is like surfing in
between music notes
401
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,492
I was about to live a quiet life
402
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:15,992
when this girl passes by like a hurricane
403
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,616
and stirs up a huge tidal wave
404
00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:21,458
she made me believe in love again
405
00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:30,198
Oh! I am so sorry
406
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,535
are you okay?
407
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:33,159
It's okay
408
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,250
I am sorry
409
00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:51,330
Give me a minute
410
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,198
my cousin might have left some clothes here
411
00:27:02,417 --> 00:27:03,497
Clothes
412
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,866
the bathroom is... over here
413
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,448
Don't overthink
414
00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:18,625
what did you say?
415
00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:21,032
I said don't overthink it
416
00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:24,871
I'm only here to change my shirt
417
00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,957
I'm not that type of girl
418
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:30,165
miss, I think you're the
one overthinking it
419
00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:34,206
I'm not the type of guy to let a girl strip
at my home on the first day we meet either
420
00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:36,869
first of all
421
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:38,786
this is not the first day we met
422
00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:40,167
second
423
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,707
I'm changing my clothes, not stripping
424
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,665
boys are perverts
425
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,824
I came here to change and
now you want me to strip
426
00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:56,123
you only have dirty thoughts
427
00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:05,660
What are you doing here?
428
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,490
What is she doing here?
429
00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:10,532
- What's the matter with you?
- Why are you pushing me?
430
00:28:10,542 --> 00:28:12,203
What are you up to?
431
00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:14,161
Shouldn't I be the one asking you that?
432
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:16,260
When was the last time
you brought her home?
433
00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:17,993
How long have you known her?
434
00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:19,990
My... my relationship with her
435
00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:22,453
is not what you think, okay?
436
00:28:22,958 --> 00:28:25,290
And why did you
sneak into my house?
437
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,871
I was worried about you,
so I thought I should come
438
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,161
to cheer you up a bit
439
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:34,740
okay
440
00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:37,782
I didn't... sneak in
441
00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:39,578
then why do you have my home key?
442
00:28:40,417 --> 00:28:41,417
You have forgotten
443
00:28:41,917 --> 00:28:44,750
you gave it to me last time
when you were installing the cable
444
00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,369
okay, what about the banana
445
00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:51,203
what is it for?
446
00:28:52,292 --> 00:28:53,953
Bana... banana...
447
00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:56,206
I wanted to cheer you up
448
00:28:56,833 --> 00:28:58,039
do you...
449
00:28:58,042 --> 00:29:01,990
Do you remember... whenever you got upset
450
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,366
I would split a banana with you
451
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,535
and you would crack a smile
452
00:29:07,125 --> 00:29:08,125
Lulu
453
00:29:08,292 --> 00:29:10,533
I was seven then, just seven
454
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:14,746
people say what you like in your childhood
becomes your interest
455
00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:18,417
Lulu
456
00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:22,079
I really enjoy being with you
457
00:29:22,792 --> 00:29:24,498
but what happened back then...
458
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,991
It's been too long, I can't remember
459
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,615
yes! I said I would marry you
460
00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:29,785
but... l was too young
461
00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:31,202
I didn't know what marriage is
462
00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:32,948
I even said I would become a world
class surfer when I grow up
463
00:29:32,958 --> 00:29:35,745
well, look at me now
464
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,116
but that doesn't explain it!
465
00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:39,202
Who is she?
466
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:40,994
She is short and childish and has no curves
467
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,581
even carman is better than her
468
00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:45,074
you'd rather torture
yourself than be with me?
469
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:47,289
What are you talking about?
470
00:29:48,417 --> 00:29:49,577
I am leaving
471
00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:51,442
I will return the clothes next time
472
00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:59,991
Put the keys on the table when you leave
473
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:05,163
hey
474
00:30:07,042 --> 00:30:09,749
do you know why nail clipper monsters
don't live together?
475
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:12,207
It's because when the scientists
discovered our existence
476
00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:16,497
they set up area 51 in the us
to study extra-terrestrial life
477
00:30:17,042 --> 00:30:19,249
they wanted to extract
our digestive enzymes
478
00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:23,576
those of us who were captured
didn't made it back alive
479
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,865
that's why we don't live together
480
00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,911
and don't dare get close to a human being
481
00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:29,373
in case they're one of us
482
00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:33,417
hi
483
00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:38,369
Sir, here for a tattoo?
484
00:30:39,042 --> 00:30:41,533
We have launched a discount promotion
485
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,452
let me pick one for you
486
00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:46,119
I think this suits you well
487
00:30:46,792 --> 00:30:48,828
- I'm sorry, I...
- What for?
488
00:30:49,167 --> 00:30:50,407
Are you going for the turtle?
489
00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:51,998
If so, I can do it for free
490
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,241
if not, I'm going home
491
00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:54,872
hey!
492
00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:55,947
Hey what!
493
00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:58,118
Humans can talk to turtles,
but turtles can't talk back
494
00:31:02,792 --> 00:31:04,328
hey! Let me explain
495
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:05,288
you don't have to
496
00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:06,828
doesn't matter to me who was in your house
497
00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,539
no, Lulu is a good friend of my cousin
498
00:31:08,542 --> 00:31:09,657
we grew up together
499
00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:11,453
really? It didn't look that way
500
00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,699
no, I cannot control what she does
501
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:14,948
- but I hope that you...
- Wait no!
502
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,414
Why do you care how I feel?
503
00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:17,577
Who am I to you?
504
00:31:18,792 --> 00:31:20,202
Right, you are not mine. But...
505
00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,914
I'm hoping you can be my someone
506
00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:29,375
who... who wants to be yours?
507
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,706
Hey hey hey
508
00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:34,368
what do you think?
509
00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:37,615
Wait... l must tell you
510
00:31:38,292 --> 00:31:39,907
I have never gone out...
511
00:31:39,917 --> 00:31:41,703
With an old man like you
512
00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:42,914
you have to get along with me
513
00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:44,331
I'm old?
514
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:47,369
Yes, you pedophile
515
00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,365
you are attracted to young girls like me
516
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,865
you are an uncle, old uncle
517
00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:52,955
uncle
518
00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:54,949
old uncle - okay, I'm an uncle
519
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,080
but...
520
00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,198
You get wrinkles on your
eyes when you smile
521
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:59,164
you dare say you're young
522
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,328
what about you?
523
00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:05,074
Also if I... 1...
524
00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:06,956
I go out with you
525
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,870
will your friends think
I'm not mature enough?
526
00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:22,870
Hey, why didn't we ask Lulu to come?
527
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,578
You didn't know?
528
00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:26,119
They had a fight last week
529
00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,490
she will not come today
530
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,205
why?
531
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:30,368
You will find out soon
532
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,580
hey, cousin
533
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,457
your life is like a roller coaster
534
00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:36,994
you just committed suicide for your ex
535
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,956
and now you are in a new relationship
536
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,039
young girls these days
537
00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:44,874
they're fine to play with
but don't take them seriously
538
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:49,369
smart guys choose sophisticated women
539
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:51,368
thanks
540
00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:13,081
What are you doing,
why are you dressed like this?
541
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,823
It's my first time hanging
out with an uncle
542
00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:16,539
I want to look mature
543
00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,285
hi
544
00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:22,581
My Chinese name is lin leshi
545
00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:23,743
and my english name is Emily
546
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:24,956
he is my good friend, Matt
547
00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,167
hi
548
00:33:27,917 --> 00:33:29,657
I am a mature woman
549
00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:32,458
oh
550
00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:39,081
This is Daisy
551
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,163
hi - Daisy
552
00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:41,202
this is my cousin fion
553
00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:45,660
cousin
554
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,536
just call me fion
555
00:33:49,542 --> 00:33:52,329
don't worry, I will take good care of you
556
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,081
I am fine
557
00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:00,083
no worries
558
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,661
let's... not just stand here
559
00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:03,578
- let's bowl, okay?
- Let's bowl!
560
00:34:06,167 --> 00:34:07,167
Nice, nice
561
00:34:07,917 --> 00:34:09,282
haven't you heard?
562
00:34:09,292 --> 00:34:11,999
The Hawaii theatre is haunted
563
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,614
really?
564
00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:14,331
I have a friend who's a
security guard there
565
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,072
I can bring you guys there
566
00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:15,993
sure, sure
567
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,456
how's that? Let's go
568
00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:21,998
maybe not
569
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,582
this is very childish and
we are all grown-ups
570
00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:25,698
let's play
571
00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:34,201
you go straight and strike from the back
572
00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:37,407
you... broke your nail
573
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,705
- do you guys have a nail clipper?
- I do, I have one
574
00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:43,909
come bro, let's bowl
575
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:57,748
Do... you normally bring that
many nail clippers with you?
576
00:35:00,708 --> 00:35:02,539
I carry some stock for my friends
577
00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:13,827
Okay, move to your left
578
00:35:14,042 --> 00:35:16,124
- are we there yet?
- Not yet, not yet
579
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,375
more to the right
580
00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:19,866
what is in your bag? Why is it so heavy?
581
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:22,286
I am a girl, I bring my cosmetics
582
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,500
okay, stop
583
00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:32,417
What now?
584
00:35:32,542 --> 00:35:34,032
Didn't they say this place is haunted?
585
00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:35,042
Let's find out
586
00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:37,698
let's go, we should leave
587
00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:39,244
why, are you scared?
588
00:35:40,417 --> 00:35:42,783
Right, I am scared to death
589
00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:45,827
in or not?
590
00:35:47,167 --> 00:35:48,202
Hello, sweetheart
591
00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:49,448
hi - come on in
592
00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,615
What are we waiting for?
593
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,866
Ghost, just...
594
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:14,155
The old man by the door told me
595
00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:17,034
there are ghosts on the lower level
596
00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,402
and they come out around this time
597
00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:20,164
it happens every day
598
00:36:21,167 --> 00:36:22,327
ex... excited?
599
00:36:22,667 --> 00:36:24,407
My heart is pounding
600
00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:26,243
how excited?
601
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:28,948
The world has ghosts
602
00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:29,958
okay
603
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,490
but even if that's true
604
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:33,539
do we have to come?
605
00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,157
Who said I wanted to see them?
606
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:38,242
And who said they wanted to be seen?
607
00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:45,698
Actually...
608
00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:48,411
I was here before...
609
00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:51,574
And saw things I should not have seen
610
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,699
you... have seen ghosts before, right?
611
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:59,035
Even scarier
612
00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:32,574
I regret pushing open that door
613
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:35,290
if I did not chase after them
614
00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:39,698
perhaps we could have stayed together
615
00:38:41,042 --> 00:38:44,079
to me, the movie "young detective Dee"
616
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,373
ended when the monster approaches
617
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:51,450
no wonder... you didn't want to come
618
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,375
right
619
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,540
where did you sit?
620
00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:00,911
Somewhere... around here
621
00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:05,531
what?
622
00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:06,542
Ghost
623
00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:08,042
excuse me
624
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,980
who are you? How did you get in here?
625
00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:13,698
I'm with the engineering department
626
00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:16,161
we're working on the projector
627
00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:18,039
how did you get in here?
628
00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:19,542
A key
629
00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:22,167
freaked me out
630
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,831
you're the one who wanted to come
631
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:26,833
and this freaks you out?
632
00:39:29,583 --> 00:39:30,663
Alright, roll it
633
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:39,999
Images projected on the
curtains look beautiful
634
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
yes
635
00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:44,157
it's a rare sight
636
00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,289
Hey, can't sleep?
637
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:28,245
Right, I have insomnia sometimes
638
00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:33,702
this is the 1965 Ford Shelby cobra, right?
639
00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:35,538
You know about cars?
640
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:37,786
I have seen them on magazines
641
00:41:37,792 --> 00:41:39,498
there aren't that many left in the world
642
00:41:41,292 --> 00:41:42,202
are you...
643
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,573
A rich second-generation?
644
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,456
No I am not
645
00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:48,283
when I was three
646
00:41:48,292 --> 00:41:50,092
my dad found this car
at a second hand garage
647
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:52,164
it costed only $1000 back then
648
00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:54,410
when we bought it
649
00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:55,657
the engine did not work
650
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,205
the door was missing
651
00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,160
it was a complete mess inside
652
00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:03,155
my dad spent almost everyday
at the garage repairing it
653
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,866
he hoped... he could get it fixed one day
654
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:09,082
and take the family out to lanai lookout
655
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:10,573
to drink beer and watch the sunset
656
00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:18,412
He spent all his time and money
657
00:42:18,708 --> 00:42:20,039
on this car
658
00:42:21,167 --> 00:42:22,282
then?
659
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,157
And then...
660
00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:30,241
And then... my parents divorced
661
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,036
but dad continued fixing the car
662
00:42:34,417 --> 00:42:37,159
during my junior year at college
663
00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,498
he called me one day, saying
664
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,536
the car is fixed, let's go out
665
00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:45,037
but I was in kauai with my friends
666
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:47,948
when I came home...
667
00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:50,157
He got sick
668
00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:52,823
the doctor said it was liver failure
669
00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:55,164
it was strange because...
670
00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:58,498
He was actually sick the whole time
671
00:42:59,667 --> 00:43:01,532
but he endured the pain for two years
672
00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:04,288
perhaps dreams
673
00:43:04,292 --> 00:43:06,999
strengthen people's willpower
674
00:43:10,542 --> 00:43:11,156
hey
675
00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:12,573
let's go back to sleep
676
00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:13,538
we still have work tomorrow
677
00:43:13,542 --> 00:43:15,143
just close your eyes and rest, how's that?
678
00:43:15,167 --> 00:43:16,623
Alright. It was a long day
679
00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:18,243
really exhausting
680
00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:24,082
I am sorry, my bad
681
00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,949
I promise, no next time
682
00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:28,615
sure. Okay
683
00:43:29,417 --> 00:43:30,417
go away!
684
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,206
Are you done?
685
00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:36,583
Yes
686
00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:55,456
Uncle, old uncle
687
00:43:55,792 --> 00:43:58,078
come to bed!
Otherwise you are not going to sleep
688
00:43:59,792 --> 00:44:01,328
hey, is this yours?
689
00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:07,625
What?
690
00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:09,625
Hey!
691
00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:12,123
We should stop seeing each other
692
00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:21,825
Nail clipper monsters are
bound to three major rules:
693
00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:24,749
Be less sociable, less outgoing
and less adventorous
694
00:44:24,917 --> 00:44:28,535
in short, never cross the line
695
00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:30,874
if we nail clipper monsters get caught
696
00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:32,581
death will be the only result
697
00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:35,620
but for me, this is too difficult
698
00:44:36,417 --> 00:44:37,577
bye
699
00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:39,250
bye
700
00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:49,708
Hey
701
00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:51,875
hey, hey
702
00:44:52,917 --> 00:44:54,373
we cannot be together anymore
703
00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:55,958
why not?
704
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,116
Just don't look for me anymore
705
00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:01,619
I just want to know why
706
00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:06,540
I've never come across such a situation
707
00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:09,164
I have become too relaxed since dating you
708
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,323
let me tell you a secret...
709
00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:16,539
I am a nail clipper monster
710
00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:19,914
nail clipper monster
711
00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:21,333
what?
712
00:45:21,667 --> 00:45:23,623
Beings who survive by eating nail clippers
713
00:45:25,833 --> 00:45:27,369
you know vampires?
714
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:31,415
They survive by drinking blood, right?
715
00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:32,417
Umm...
716
00:45:32,583 --> 00:45:34,039
Same with nail clipper monsters
717
00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,449
they survive by eating nail clippers
718
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,332
you still don't get it, do you?
719
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,661
What you mean is...
720
00:45:42,917 --> 00:45:45,784
You eat... nails
721
00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:48,370
some people like to bite their nails
722
00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:50,615
but I eat nail clippers
723
00:45:52,167 --> 00:45:54,283
nail... clippers?
724
00:45:58,833 --> 00:46:00,289
You mean...
725
00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:02,874
You only eat nail clippers
and nothing else?
726
00:46:08,542 --> 00:46:13,411
I'm taking great courage to tell you this
727
00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,824
when I was around 7 or 8
728
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,072
I used to have a bad appetite
729
00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:25,496
I didn't know why, I just couldn't eat
730
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,790
and I get hungry at night
731
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:34,495
one night, I sneaked
inside my mom's bedroom
732
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,700
there was a full moon that night
733
00:46:38,792 --> 00:46:40,373
I stared at a nail clipper
734
00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:43,158
a voice whispered to me
735
00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,410
eat it
736
00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:50,242
I thought I would be sent to the hospital
737
00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:52,581
but I was okay
738
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:57,288
that was the most fulfilling
moment of my life
739
00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,082
I finally discovered my true self
740
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:04,323
all I need are nail clippers
741
00:47:05,042 --> 00:47:06,578
since then
742
00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,744
whenever my mom brought me to my relatives
743
00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:10,490
or my schoolmates' birthday parties
744
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:12,957
I steal their nail clippers
when no one's watching
745
00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:15,370
and I eat them after I return home
746
00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:20,375
so...
747
00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:22,698
What do you poo?
748
00:47:22,708 --> 00:47:23,663
Same as yours
749
00:47:23,667 --> 00:47:24,952
how is it possible?
750
00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:26,243
You can search it online
751
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:28,866
someone ate light bulbs for 40 years
and he's fine
752
00:47:29,542 --> 00:47:31,999
my stomach can only digest nail clippers
753
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,537
no one has ever caught me in the act
754
00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:41,869
perhaps I was too into you
755
00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:45,707
I let my guard down
756
00:47:47,792 --> 00:47:49,703
right
757
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:52,905
even my cousin doesn't know about this
758
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,582
you have been living together
and she doesn't know?
759
00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:57,952
Don't you eat together?
760
00:47:58,708 --> 00:48:01,495
You know how girls skip
meals to lose weight?
761
00:48:02,042 --> 00:48:03,578
That's the best way to hide it
762
00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:06,658
actually, I am curious
763
00:48:06,958 --> 00:48:09,165
how male nail clipper monsters
764
00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:11,539
hide their identity...
765
00:48:11,792 --> 00:48:14,534
Are you saying there are
other people... like you?
766
00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:15,833
Of course
767
00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:17,164
we are a tribe
768
00:48:17,667 --> 00:48:18,667
normally...
769
00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:20,824
We hide among ordinary people
770
00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:23,323
it's not easy to identify us
771
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,365
have you ever noticed...
772
00:48:27,667 --> 00:48:29,282
You always lose your nail clippers?
773
00:48:30,792 --> 00:48:31,747
I guess so
774
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:32,785
you must think that
775
00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:34,365
since nail clippers are small
776
00:48:34,542 --> 00:48:36,624
they're easy to misplace, right?
777
00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:39,035
This proves that
778
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,790
among your relatives and your friends
779
00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:44,370
there are a few nail clipper monsters
780
00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:50,240
nonsense!
781
00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:53,875
Exactly!
782
00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:55,740
Right?
783
00:48:58,250 --> 00:49:00,161
Why did she say that?
784
00:49:00,958 --> 00:49:03,791
Since you two have gotten so close
785
00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:06,452
it is obvious
786
00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:08,039
there is phase for that
787
00:49:08,042 --> 00:49:08,656
what is it?
788
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:09,875
Hit and run
789
00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:11,125
in Chinese it means
790
00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:12,998
hit it... then run
791
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,661
usually it's the guy who does it
792
00:49:15,042 --> 00:49:17,249
very rarely the girl
793
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,368
gosh! You filthy mind!
794
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:20,865
Hey, just speak, don't get close
795
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:22,907
stay right there, stay right there
796
00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:29,660
Hi, sexy
797
00:49:33,292 --> 00:49:34,452
love you guys
798
00:49:36,417 --> 00:49:37,417
be careful
799
00:49:38,458 --> 00:49:39,458
what are you doing?
800
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,660
Don't you think
801
00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:44,587
if you are too close to me, they might
mistaken you as the real life guard
802
00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:45,667
right
803
00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:48,454
if you want to find out if she is a...
804
00:49:50,042 --> 00:49:51,578
- Nail clipper monster
- Right...
805
00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:53,073
If she is a nail clipper monster
806
00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:54,083
very simple
807
00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:55,657
the only way is
808
00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:57,282
to withess it
809
00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:10,083
Hi
810
00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:18,869
My cousin told you my address right?
811
00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:20,868
She worries about you
812
00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:26,789
you've thought it over?
813
00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:32,706
If not, then why are you here?
814
00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:40,163
It's... not that I don't believe you
815
00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,657
but... this is beyond comprehension
816
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,744
I told you I only eat nail clippers
817
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:46,990
and not other metals
818
00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:49,164
that is even weirder - why?
819
00:50:49,167 --> 00:50:50,407
Let me ask you, do you love me?
820
00:50:50,458 --> 00:50:51,458
I do!
821
00:50:51,542 --> 00:50:52,327
Prove it
822
00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:54,032
how to prove... l just do
823
00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:56,574
look, you are trying to explain
something unprovable too
824
00:50:57,417 --> 00:50:58,782
those are two different things, okay?
825
00:50:58,792 --> 00:50:59,827
It's not that I don't believe you
826
00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:01,833
it's just that I can't wrap my head
around the idea
827
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,500
hey
828
00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:19,369
- What for?
- To pay you back
829
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,243
What's the meaning of this?
830
00:51:27,958 --> 00:51:30,244
When I was delivering a surfboard
a few days ago, I passed by a store
831
00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:33,947
that sells nail clippers, I thought...
832
00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:36,119
This looked very Hawaiian
833
00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:38,411
so I bought one for you... to taste
834
00:51:40,042 --> 00:51:42,328
I only eat nail clippers when I am hungry
835
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:45,166
I don't eat to perform like a circus monkey
836
00:51:45,667 --> 00:51:47,828
no, I... I didn't mean that
837
00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:49,448
you clearly did
838
00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:52,291
you bought this so you can watch me eat
839
00:51:52,292 --> 00:51:54,453
you are doubting me and you want proof
840
00:51:54,667 --> 00:51:55,577
if we are dating
841
00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:57,949
I cannot keep proving myself
to you all the time
842
00:51:58,292 --> 00:52:00,078
same if you come home late
843
00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:02,790
and I ask you to prove that
you're not dating other girls
844
00:52:03,083 --> 00:52:05,995
I don't think we have
trust in our relationship
845
00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:08,333
it is meaningless
846
00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:10,039
please go
847
00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:13,206
I don't know why
848
00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:15,991
I couldn't argue with her about that
849
00:52:17,042 --> 00:52:18,873
perhaps she is right
850
00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:20,125
it is my fault
851
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,581
I did not give you enough trust
852
00:52:28,917 --> 00:52:31,909
I will not talk about this anymore, sorry
853
00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:36,408
then don't buy
this kind of nail clippers anymore
854
00:52:37,167 --> 00:52:38,907
the pattern looks awful
855
00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:41,744
besides I cannot digest it
856
00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,035
I will throw up
857
00:52:43,167 --> 00:52:46,864
which... ones do you like best?
858
00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:52,830
I love those big muiji nail clippers
859
00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:55,832
clean on the outside and
the portion is just right
860
00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:57,911
just like eating big piece of Sushi
861
00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,616
I used to love it so much
862
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,492
but I cannot find it here in Hawaii
863
00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:07,490
if I see it next time
864
00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:09,457
I will buy a bunch for you
865
00:53:15,833 --> 00:53:17,039
What, shit!
866
00:53:17,292 --> 00:53:18,748
How did she get pass that?
867
00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:20,581
Did she put a spell on you?
868
00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:24,366
L... 1 know it is hard to believe
869
00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:26,081
I shouldn't have brought
her the nail clipper
870
00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:27,368
it means that I don't trust her
871
00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:28,708
wait
872
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:30,122
I want to rewind
873
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,160
pause, fast forward
874
00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:35,833
pause
875
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,410
why does she have a fridge?
876
00:53:38,292 --> 00:53:40,078
If she is a real nail clipper monster
877
00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:41,683
why does she have a fridge in her house?
878
00:53:41,917 --> 00:53:43,248
Exactly
879
00:53:43,375 --> 00:53:45,661
it must be her landlord's
880
00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:47,073
it makes sense, right?
881
00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:49,199
Besides... even if she
only eats nail clippers
882
00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,366
maybe they taste better chilled...
883
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,789
I got it, bro
884
00:53:55,042 --> 00:53:56,828
next time you visit her
885
00:53:57,625 --> 00:53:59,240
check out her fridge
886
00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:01,832
if she is a real nail clipper monster
887
00:54:02,042 --> 00:54:05,239
her fridge shouldn't
have other food, right?
888
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:18,990
Can you explain this?
889
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:22,500
Sorry
890
00:54:24,625 --> 00:54:25,625
it's my fault
891
00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:29,161
I broke up with Jordan long time ago
892
00:54:29,167 --> 00:54:30,498
but he still bothers me
893
00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:33,323
the food inside belongs to him
894
00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:37,616
don't worry, I will make it clear to you
895
00:54:37,625 --> 00:54:38,956
are you free tonight?
896
00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:43,786
You want to break up with me?
897
00:54:45,208 --> 00:54:47,119
Are you serious?
898
00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:49,373
Are you trying to break
up with me right now?
899
00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:01,037
Are you okay? Thank you
900
00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:07,159
I am okay, it was my fault
901
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,957
I'm thinking clearly now after that splash
902
00:55:11,292 --> 00:55:12,828
it's right of me to break up with him
903
00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:17,911
come on, let's walk back
904
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:24,615
Do you know whom I hate the most?
905
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:26,161
That guy?
906
00:55:26,417 --> 00:55:28,703
Laden, bin laden
907
00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:30,914
ever since 911
908
00:55:31,542 --> 00:55:33,498
nail clippers are not allowed on planes
909
00:55:33,917 --> 00:55:35,782
so I am afraid to take long haul flights
910
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:37,990
because I will be starving
911
00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:40,999
sometimes flight attendents bring me food
912
00:55:42,542 --> 00:55:44,203
but I'd throw up when I see the tray
913
00:55:45,833 --> 00:55:46,822
but it's okay
914
00:55:46,833 --> 00:55:49,199
because I only need 4 to
5 nail clippers a day
915
00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:50,788
I want to ask you a question
916
00:55:50,792 --> 00:55:53,408
is "nail clipper monster" a general term?
917
00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:55,167
Hello?
918
00:55:55,417 --> 00:55:58,249
Is "nail clipper monster" a general term?
919
00:55:58,250 --> 00:56:00,286
Nope, I named it myself
920
00:56:00,292 --> 00:56:03,409
because "nail clipper monster" sounds cool
921
00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:05,993
but...
922
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,116
The word "monster"
923
00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:09,911
if someone else called you that,
then I'd understand...
924
00:56:09,917 --> 00:56:11,623
But why would you use
such a term for yourself?
925
00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:12,785
Seems strange...
926
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,248
What are you looking at?
927
00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:23,124
Strange, let me tell you
928
00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:25,457
this used to be a very hip nightclub
929
00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:26,698
I've been here with my friends
930
00:56:27,667 --> 00:56:28,998
but why is it closed?
931
00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:31,365
Let's go
932
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,582
ever since I told you my secret
933
00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:39,869
I feel so relaxed
934
00:56:39,875 --> 00:56:41,991
I cannot explain in words
935
00:56:42,542 --> 00:56:45,204
I don't have to hide it anymore
936
00:56:45,792 --> 00:56:48,955
it feels like... coming out
937
00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:53,042
you see
938
00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:57,076
there should be other nail clipper monsters
939
00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:59,081
from around the world
940
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,574
I should encourage them to do as I did
941
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:03,289
and bravely come out
942
00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:09,700
but how would you do it?
943
00:57:09,917 --> 00:57:12,078
I think I should rent that nightclub
944
00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:14,620
and name it nail clipper restaurant
945
00:57:15,542 --> 00:57:16,542
no
946
00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:18,698
Marvelous nail clipper restaurant
947
00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:21,498
we would provide a public space for them
948
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:23,456
to eat nail clippers
949
00:57:24,292 --> 00:57:26,203
I used to envy little kids
950
00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:28,324
who can have their birthday
parties at McDonald's
951
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:30,240
so I always fantasized
952
00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:33,117
if there is a nail clipper restaurant
953
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:36,242
I can throw my birthday party there
954
00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:41,535
sounds like a good idea
955
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,411
you think so?
956
00:57:50,708 --> 00:57:52,369
Let's forget it
957
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:57,573
it's not easy opening a restaurant
958
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:21,414
Going out with Emily
makes me think through one thing
959
00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:25,158
to question the existence
of nail clipper monsters
960
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,995
is to question whether "wind" exists
961
00:58:29,917 --> 00:58:32,829
you can never touch or see wind
962
00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:37,038
but whenever I go surfing
963
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,744
I know it exists
964
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:42,991
like Emily's love for me
965
00:58:56,083 --> 00:58:58,665
I see him surfing with
it, so it should be okay
966
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,866
master, is this the board
you made this morning?
967
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:07,042
Actually...
968
00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:09,408
Since you are so skillful
969
00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:11,078
you can get it done quickly right?
970
00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:12,873
As shapers
971
00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:15,579
we shape each board
uniquely to suit its owners
972
00:59:15,875 --> 00:59:17,991
so we have to listen
and think during the process
973
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,082
to figure out what kind of board he wants
974
00:59:20,167 --> 00:59:22,749
a lot of people don't know what they want
975
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:25,290
so they make strange requests
976
00:59:26,167 --> 00:59:27,828
next time when you shape a board
977
00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:30,286
pause for a moment and close your eyes
978
00:59:30,792 --> 00:59:32,202
imagine yourself surfing
979
00:59:32,417 --> 00:59:34,658
what it's like standing on a board
980
00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,323
your purpose of board shaping
981
00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:38,790
is to help clients see
the fun in what you do
982
00:59:39,042 --> 00:59:40,907
shaping boards is not hard labour
983
00:59:41,167 --> 00:59:43,078
we should enjoy the process
984
00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:53,707
Nail clipper monsters have
experienced too much pain
985
00:59:53,708 --> 00:59:56,324
so we Cherish our loved ones
986
00:59:56,333 --> 00:59:58,039
no matter how much we have to sacriface
987
00:59:58,042 --> 00:59:59,657
we must protect them
988
00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:01,749
that includes our offsprings
989
01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:05,290
since we're destined to
be forever on the run
990
01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:07,698
marrying our own species
991
01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:10,620
means giving birth
to another "nail clipper monster"
992
01:00:10,958 --> 01:00:13,199
they will then suffer from vagrant
lives at a young age
993
01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:15,574
the same thing might happen
if we marry a human being
994
01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:19,200
so the best way to prevent it
is to always be alone
995
01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:11,698
Nice car
996
01:02:13,292 --> 01:02:14,292
yeah
997
01:02:16,125 --> 01:02:17,125
you like it?
998
01:02:22,667 --> 01:02:23,667
Then...
999
01:02:24,542 --> 01:02:26,157
We're off to a good start
1000
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,080
I hope your nail clipper restaurant
will be a success
1001
01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:26,116
Ready... go
1002
01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:28,823
whoever's slower is a pig!
1003
01:03:59,042 --> 01:04:01,909
Hardly has one wave
subsided when another rises
1004
01:04:01,917 --> 01:04:04,784
stormy weather in the ocean
1005
01:04:04,792 --> 01:04:08,455
one wave has not caught up,
another one has gone
1006
01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:11,450
life has just awaken
1007
01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:16,907
the deeper the pacific ocean,
the deeper the heartache
1008
01:04:27,625 --> 01:04:30,412
Are you insane? Yes, you must be
1009
01:04:30,417 --> 01:04:32,373
you scolded me whenever I touch your car
1010
01:04:32,375 --> 01:04:35,492
and now... what spell did she put on you?
1011
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:37,161
I think it's quite romantic
1012
01:04:37,167 --> 01:04:38,782
I wish someone would do that for me
1013
01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,330
which side are you on?
1014
01:04:40,333 --> 01:04:41,243
You didn't trust Emily at first
1015
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:42,160
and now you're rooting for her?
1016
01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:43,532
It's not that I'm rooting for her...
1017
01:04:43,542 --> 01:04:45,373
I'm just realizing,
in all our years together...
1018
01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:47,115
Have you ever done anything crazy for me?
1019
01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:48,705
What's it got to do with me?!
1020
01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:50,949
I'm just making a point,
don't you understand girls?
1021
01:04:51,333 --> 01:04:52,869
Don't I treat you well, my queen?
1022
01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:54,536
I didn't say that...
1023
01:04:54,542 --> 01:04:55,782
I am not going to argue with you
1024
01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:57,202
that's okay, that's okay
1025
01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:58,414
- we really don't need this
- Miss lin
1026
01:04:58,417 --> 01:04:59,953
that's okay - no one does that
1027
01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:01,163
you will regret it
1028
01:05:01,167 --> 01:05:01,952
but we...
1029
01:05:02,042 --> 01:05:04,283
Welcome back Mr. chen
1030
01:05:04,792 --> 01:05:06,407
please discuss with your girlfriend
1031
01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:08,908
her floorplan looks very strange
1032
01:05:08,917 --> 01:05:11,203
no kitchen and stoves?
1033
01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:12,072
How do you cook?
1034
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:13,448
That's fine. Just listen to her
1035
01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:15,448
thank you, sir
1036
01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:17,498
alright, it's your restaurant
1037
01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:20,493
let's go ming, let's go eat
1038
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,990
you came back late
1039
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,536
I cannot reason with him
1040
01:05:23,542 --> 01:05:25,203
it's okay. This is your restaurant
1041
01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:27,164
right, I saw the floorplan
1042
01:05:27,167 --> 01:05:30,739
I think the bar tables...
1043
01:05:31,667 --> 01:05:33,783
Should go here
1044
01:05:33,792 --> 01:05:36,659
it is weird if the bar tables
don't go against the wall
1045
01:05:36,667 --> 01:05:38,658
besides, our customers
1046
01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:40,578
can enter from both sides, right?
1047
01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:42,289
But I want to keep this wall to myself
1048
01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:44,374
and draw a huge nail clipper on it
1049
01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:47,832
that's fine too. You
see, if the bar is here
1050
01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:49,824
you can still do your graffiti on it
1051
01:05:49,833 --> 01:05:51,513
the bar table fits in right below, perfect
1052
01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:53,786
but I want to keep this space here
1053
01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:56,329
imagine people sitting here,
eating nail clippers
1054
01:05:56,333 --> 01:05:57,493
when they lift their heads
1055
01:05:57,500 --> 01:06:00,082
they'll see this huge
nail clipper, wonderful
1056
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:04,492
okay, as you like it, no problem
1057
01:06:04,833 --> 01:06:05,447
thank you
1058
01:06:05,833 --> 01:06:07,118
you are welcome
1059
01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:29,538
Good, you're here. Look, what do you think?
1060
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,115
I was thinking since we are new
1061
01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,661
and our location is so obscure
1062
01:06:34,667 --> 01:06:36,851
it would be difficult for
other nail clipper monsters to find us
1063
01:06:36,875 --> 01:06:38,536
so I've asked them to make this sign
1064
01:06:38,542 --> 01:06:39,827
what do you think? Like it?
1065
01:06:41,917 --> 01:06:42,917
No?
1066
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:46,913
I just think god treats me too well
1067
01:06:46,958 --> 01:06:48,869
that I got to meet you
1068
01:06:55,167 --> 01:06:56,373
Can you turn it on?
1069
01:07:00,167 --> 01:07:01,327
You like it?
1070
01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:21,457
Thanks for coming. You guys want beer? Okay
1071
01:07:31,833 --> 01:07:32,822
You guys are here t00?
1072
01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:35,074
Of course, to celebrate your opening.
We wish you great success
1073
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:35,868
thank you
1074
01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:37,456
didn't we agree beforehand?
1075
01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:38,743
That we skip the greetings
1076
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,832
he is your friend, come on
1077
01:07:40,833 --> 01:07:42,289
exactly, it's because I'm his friend
1078
01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:44,240
that I don't want to see him screw up
1079
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:48,375
don't mind him
1080
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,992
your cousin asked me to tell you
1081
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,582
she cannot come
because she's helping out a friend
1082
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,410
They are very nice
1083
01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:04,625
hi
1084
01:08:04,667 --> 01:08:05,667
Nice seeing you again
1085
01:08:06,167 --> 01:08:07,247
what do you want exactly?
1086
01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:10,330
What do you mean?
1087
01:08:10,542 --> 01:08:11,998
Just save it
1088
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,365
I am not Sean
1089
01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:14,535
you can't fool me
1090
01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:17,742
you're obviously bullshitting
1091
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:19,615
what are you trying to achieve?
1092
01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:21,282
Why are you doing this?
1093
01:08:21,792 --> 01:08:23,498
He has been cheated on by carman
1094
01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:25,664
if he gets hurt again
1095
01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:27,285
he won't be able to take it
1096
01:08:29,458 --> 01:08:30,994
have you read "the little prince"?
1097
01:08:32,250 --> 01:08:34,457
I asked have you read "the little prince"?
1098
01:08:35,042 --> 01:08:36,042
What?
1099
01:08:36,667 --> 01:08:39,204
It is only with the heart
1100
01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:41,244
that one can see the truth
1101
01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:43,741
what is essential is invisible to the eye
1102
01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:53,119
Let's go - what happened?
1103
01:08:53,375 --> 01:08:54,455
Daisy, let's go
1104
01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:04,036
People have gotten me
wrong since I was a kid
1105
01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:05,323
I'm used to it
1106
01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:07,248
my classmates said I'm autistic
1107
01:09:07,250 --> 01:09:08,615
my friends said I don't fit in
1108
01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:10,991
my ex-boyfriends accused me of cheating
1109
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,865
I can find thousands of excuses
1110
01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:15,582
but I cannot tell them the truth,
it's exhausting
1111
01:09:15,583 --> 01:09:18,325
I rather remain quiet than to defend myself
1112
01:09:51,167 --> 01:09:53,158
Quick, someone's coming...
1113
01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:13,037
I guess other nail clipper monsters
are just shy
1114
01:10:13,667 --> 01:10:15,282
it takes time
1115
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:18,785
right
1116
01:10:24,542 --> 01:10:25,542
I placed an ad
1117
01:10:26,542 --> 01:10:31,411
I believe other nail clipper monsters
in Hawaii will see this
1118
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:50,500
Hi
1119
01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,373
Shopping for nail clippers?
1120
01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:54,198
Yeah
1121
01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:57,786
nail clippers are great right?
1122
01:10:58,542 --> 01:11:00,407
So multi-functional...
1123
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:06,620
You know, those look really good
1124
01:11:07,292 --> 01:11:09,704
it'd be a shame not to eat them, right?
1125
01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:16,250
Hey
1126
01:11:23,125 --> 01:11:24,331
Here to shop?
1127
01:11:24,833 --> 01:11:28,325
Right, helping my girlfriend buy something
1128
01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:32,115
you are quick
1129
01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:33,990
guess so
1130
01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:38,740
do you still hate me?
1131
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,742
Well... not exactly
1132
01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:47,831
besides, that's in the past
1133
01:11:48,667 --> 01:11:50,658
I am just... curious
1134
01:11:52,167 --> 01:11:54,158
curious why I left you?
1135
01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:56,875
Yeah
1136
01:11:58,542 --> 01:12:00,874
there are two types of women:
1137
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,036
The dogs and the cats
1138
01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:07,155
dogs are loyal and will always return,
unlike cats
1139
01:12:07,958 --> 01:12:09,698
they are only interested in themselves
1140
01:12:09,708 --> 01:12:10,823
they don't care about you
1141
01:12:14,917 --> 01:12:18,159
you are a dog person,
but you find cats attractive
1142
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,533
if you don't know what you need,
you'll tire yourself out
1143
01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:23,643
I don't know what you are talking about
1144
01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:28,582
I was worried about you at one point
1145
01:12:28,583 --> 01:12:30,574
and I felt bad
1146
01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:33,074
I should have come clean with you earlier
1147
01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:36,200
then it wouldn't have turned out this way
1148
01:12:36,208 --> 01:12:38,449
but how can you blame a cat?
1149
01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:41,825
She was born this way, it's not her fault
1150
01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:46,165
you're always so logical
1151
01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:47,706
that's not it!
1152
01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:49,868
I told you early on that
we're not right for each other
1153
01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,869
no, I... l thought you were joking
1154
01:12:51,875 --> 01:12:53,206
I've never thought that
we're not right for each other...
1155
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:54,448
I know
1156
01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:56,873
your master asked you not to surf
1157
01:12:56,875 --> 01:12:58,490
you never listen either
1158
01:13:03,167 --> 01:13:07,786
look, I have guts to admit my true self.
What about you?
1159
01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:14,532
Go find a dog, look at you, I'm leaving
1160
01:13:28,667 --> 01:13:30,282
I heard that
1161
01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:32,123
you sold your car
1162
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:34,042
yeah
1163
01:13:36,417 --> 01:13:37,452
why?
1164
01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:40,615
You know what?
1165
01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:44,249
Ever since carman
1166
01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:48,492
I fear that
I'll turn into a pessimist
1167
01:13:49,625 --> 01:13:51,286
not trusting people anymore
1168
01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:55,909
when I realized I had a crush on Emily
1169
01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,992
I'm afraid I'll carry the pain
into this relationship
1170
01:14:02,958 --> 01:14:05,119
so I have to pull myself together
1171
01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:07,789
I... don't even want to think about
1172
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,582
whether she's lying or not
1173
01:14:12,292 --> 01:14:14,123
because to me
1174
01:14:14,958 --> 01:14:16,619
unconditional love
1175
01:14:17,667 --> 01:14:19,453
is true love
1176
01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:25,282
I'm just afraid you'll get hurt
1177
01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:33,368
I am fine
1178
01:14:34,167 --> 01:14:35,782
losing money is not a big deal
1179
01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,456
it doesn't kill
1180
01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:38,958
don't worry
1181
01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:44,369
I am going back to the restaurant
1182
01:14:55,417 --> 01:14:56,623
Come out now
1183
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,785
I have told you before
1184
01:15:06,792 --> 01:15:09,989
stubborn people are helpless
1185
01:15:13,792 --> 01:15:15,748
don't waste your time on him
1186
01:15:18,417 --> 01:15:20,203
haven't you had enough yet?
1187
01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:57,125
Excuse me
1188
01:15:58,708 --> 01:16:01,415
are you guys open? Do you serve coffee?
1189
01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:04,790
Sorry, we don't serve coffee here
1190
01:16:05,083 --> 01:16:06,744
okay. Thanks!
1191
01:16:07,542 --> 01:16:08,542
Sorry
1192
01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:17,957
Why don't we sell coffee t00?
1193
01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:21,990
It won't make a difference
1194
01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:44,240
Let's sell the restaurant to someone
1195
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,197
but... this is all your effort
1196
01:16:53,208 --> 01:16:54,539
I think...
1197
01:16:55,250 --> 01:16:58,697
Maybe not every nail clipper monster
thinks the same
1198
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:04,118
maybe they prefer
eating nail clippers in secret
1199
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:09,866
I do not want to lose all your money
1200
01:17:11,125 --> 01:17:14,322
we can still get some of it back
1201
01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:19,581
let's sell the restaurant
1202
01:17:25,042 --> 01:17:27,033
There is nothing that can be done
1203
01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:29,866
you don't even have a
kitchen to begin with...
1204
01:17:29,958 --> 01:17:31,494
God! This interior...
1205
01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:33,365
What can I do with it?
1206
01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:37,914
What can I get out of this?
1207
01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:40,123
The furnishing is worthless
1208
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,660
I am sorry
1209
01:18:19,042 --> 01:18:20,907
when you read this letter
1210
01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:23,574
I'll already be on my way to Paris
1211
01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:27,081
sorry for not saying goodbye
1212
01:18:27,083 --> 01:18:29,620
because I don't know how to face you
1213
01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:33,288
I wonder if I were to be more cautious
1214
01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:35,157
about my secret identity
1215
01:18:35,167 --> 01:18:37,453
maybe things wouldn't happen this way
1216
01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:40,036
but I cannot deny that
1217
01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:42,411
you are the most beautiful
mistake I have made
1218
01:18:42,625 --> 01:18:44,161
it was your trust
1219
01:18:44,167 --> 01:18:46,123
that made me understand love
1220
01:18:47,667 --> 01:18:49,623
when the whole world denied me
1221
01:18:49,917 --> 01:18:52,329
you were the only one that believed in me
1222
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,831
such an absurd nonsense
1223
01:18:55,333 --> 01:18:56,573
thank you
1224
01:18:58,083 --> 01:19:00,950
I wish I hadn't taken
your money at first place
1225
01:19:01,542 --> 01:19:05,034
fortunately someone is willing to take over
1226
01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:07,331
here's the money I got from them
1227
01:19:08,875 --> 01:19:11,787
I am sorry, please don't hate me
1228
01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:15,287
you deserve to be with someone better
1229
01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:02,956
Have you seen Emily?
1230
01:20:03,083 --> 01:20:05,039
Sorry, man. I don't know where she is
1231
01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:33,537
Hey, I remember you
1232
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,539
what are you talking about?
1233
01:20:38,917 --> 01:20:41,499
She told me she lived in java before
1234
01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:45,374
that's absurd. I watched her grow up
1235
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,331
but her parents live in Paris
1236
01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:51,746
and she studied art in France right?
1237
01:20:52,792 --> 01:20:54,874
I don't know where her parents are
1238
01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:57,207
but I know she's been in
Honolulu all her life
1239
01:20:58,042 --> 01:21:00,408
her parents divorced
when she was very little
1240
01:21:01,208 --> 01:21:05,030
they just took off and
left her with her cousin
1241
01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:08,621
so growing up, she didn't have
anybody taking care of her
1242
01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:12,412
that's why she used to sneak in here
to watch movies all the time
1243
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,581
I felt sorry for her
1244
01:21:14,583 --> 01:21:16,699
so I always let her in
1245
01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:22,208
what?
1246
01:21:42,542 --> 01:21:43,782
What happened?
1247
01:21:44,250 --> 01:21:46,490
You knew the wave was huge,
why did you try to be a hero?
1248
01:21:47,417 --> 01:21:48,417
Baby
1249
01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:50,119
I am a lifeguard
1250
01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:53,040
will people surf on a waveless day?
1251
01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:55,244
Luckily there were a lot of lifeguards
1252
01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:57,332
how did you end up drowning yourself?
1253
01:21:57,958 --> 01:21:59,118
Exactly
1254
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,206
some say
1255
01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:03,407
at the edge of dying
1256
01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:06,991
you see the most important
thing in your life
1257
01:22:07,667 --> 01:22:10,739
at that moment, I realized I...
1258
01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:15,495
Have been running after
life this whole time
1259
01:22:16,167 --> 01:22:17,703
how absurd
1260
01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:20,161
you are my life goal
1261
01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:22,164
I keep chasing and chasing
1262
01:22:23,917 --> 01:22:26,158
after the basic needs of life
1263
01:22:26,958 --> 01:22:28,619
in fact I was never short of anything
1264
01:22:29,667 --> 01:22:31,623
I don't mind an ordinary life
1265
01:22:32,458 --> 01:22:33,664
but not without you
1266
01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:36,663
Daisy
1267
01:22:37,792 --> 01:22:39,328
will you marry me?
1268
01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:46,408
I've been waiting forever
for that question!
1269
01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:47,948
Awesome!
1270
01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:49,458
Congratulations!
1271
01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:53,124
A prodigal who returns
is more precious than gold
1272
01:22:53,125 --> 01:22:55,707
every cloud has a silver lining
1273
01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:57,323
congratulations!
1274
01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:00,161
You two are true brothers
1275
01:23:00,167 --> 01:23:02,123
one tries to kill himself right
before his birthday
1276
01:23:02,125 --> 01:23:04,582
the other proposes after being saved
1277
01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:07,953
stop it, you have messed up my makeup
1278
01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:10,243
ok, let's go touch up
1279
01:23:10,292 --> 01:23:12,749
- okay, come with me
- My wife, be careful
1280
01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:14,915
- be careful...
- Easy on him
1281
01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:17,244
congratulations to you two!
1282
01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:23,371
Why does your speech sound familiar?
1283
01:23:23,542 --> 01:23:25,078
The song "chased" by lesile cheung
1284
01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,163
I keep chasing and chasing
1285
01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:29,075
oh, you couldn't get away anyways
1286
01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:33,449
you saw it, I had no choice
1287
01:23:33,917 --> 01:23:37,205
I guess I'll lose my job
too after this incident
1288
01:23:37,792 --> 01:23:38,656
besides
1289
01:23:38,667 --> 01:23:39,998
approaching middle-age
1290
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,115
I just have to
1291
01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:43,616
get to the root of the problem
1292
01:23:43,833 --> 01:23:45,573
and find a companion
1293
01:23:45,875 --> 01:23:48,082
Daisy is always here for me
1294
01:23:48,250 --> 01:23:49,330
and she has a stable income
1295
01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:52,533
instead of living like a loner
1296
01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:54,698
I'd rather find a sugar mommy
1297
01:23:55,833 --> 01:23:57,414
you're awful
1298
01:23:58,458 --> 01:24:01,780
enough about me, I have
something to tell you
1299
01:24:03,042 --> 01:24:04,042
what's up?
1300
01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:06,866
Since the beginning, Emily has planned
1301
01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:08,615
to take your money for the restaurant
1302
01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:10,786
do you know who the new owner is?
1303
01:24:10,792 --> 01:24:12,703
It's her cousin Sara's boyfriend
1304
01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:14,407
that's not possible
1305
01:24:14,417 --> 01:24:15,657
what is he going to do with the restaurant?
1306
01:24:15,667 --> 01:24:18,499
That... restaurant doesn't even
have a kitchen, it is impossible
1307
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:19,660
here's what interesting!
1308
01:24:19,667 --> 01:24:22,204
Isn't there a little penthouse
behind the restaurant?
1309
01:24:22,208 --> 01:24:23,539
When you bought the place
1310
01:24:23,542 --> 01:24:25,578
someone rented that
penthouse at the same time
1311
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:27,824
and converted it into a kitchen
1312
01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:30,870
they opened a doorway in between
1313
01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:32,664
and adjoined the spaces
1314
01:24:33,292 --> 01:24:34,907
do you know where she put the door?
1315
01:24:35,375 --> 01:24:37,331
The place where our lovely Emily
1316
01:24:37,625 --> 01:24:39,707
insisted to do graffiti on
1317
01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:41,369
and wouldn't let you touch it
1318
01:24:42,292 --> 01:24:45,125
didn't she say her grandpa came from Korea?
1319
01:24:45,292 --> 01:24:46,657
Bullshit!
1320
01:24:46,667 --> 01:24:49,454
My friend told me, she came from chaozhou
1321
01:24:49,458 --> 01:24:51,494
not Korea! Now do you still trust her?
1322
01:24:56,875 --> 01:24:58,456
You don't have to believe me now
1323
01:24:58,958 --> 01:25:00,539
go see for yourself
1324
01:25:00,542 --> 01:25:02,658
see if that's where the door is
1325
01:25:15,042 --> 01:25:19,115
There's no point visiting
the restaurant again
1326
01:25:19,917 --> 01:25:23,114
I'd rather choose to believe that
1327
01:25:23,708 --> 01:25:27,200
I once fell in love with
1328
01:25:27,208 --> 01:25:29,290
a girl who eat nail clippers
1329
01:27:08,208 --> 01:27:09,869
Do you know why we need to surf?
1330
01:27:12,750 --> 01:27:14,240
It is not for fun
1331
01:27:15,583 --> 01:27:17,198
but to face your fears
1332
01:27:18,042 --> 01:27:19,657
if you were hit by a wave
1333
01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:21,823
you can choose to run away from it
1334
01:27:22,792 --> 01:27:26,489
or you can get up and try again
1335
01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:45,500
What's up with you?
1336
01:28:47,542 --> 01:28:50,158
Bro, where have you been
these past six months?
1337
01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:53,062
If it weren't for my wedding,
you'd never have come back, right?
1338
01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:55,248
Exactly. I'm kidding, congratulations
1339
01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:57,874
forget it
1340
01:28:57,875 --> 01:29:00,161
I should thank you instead,
if it weren't for you
1341
01:29:00,167 --> 01:29:02,158
- I don't think I'd have gotten married
- Why?
1342
01:29:02,750 --> 01:29:04,630
Because you've had
too many failed relationships
1343
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:06,456
so I can't help thinking about it
1344
01:29:06,458 --> 01:29:09,746
hot guys like us seldom
have lasting relationships
1345
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:12,332
that is why when we have found the one
1346
01:29:12,333 --> 01:29:13,823
hold them tight and never let go
1347
01:29:14,167 --> 01:29:15,828
let me introduce you to my bridesmaids
1348
01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:17,414
they're all single with hot bodies
1349
01:29:19,583 --> 01:29:20,413
it's okay
1350
01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:22,328
enjoy your night, congratulations again
1351
01:29:23,792 --> 01:29:24,792
don't go missing again
1352
01:29:24,917 --> 01:29:25,747
okay
1353
01:29:25,750 --> 01:29:26,580
see you later
1354
01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:27,583
okay
1355
01:29:40,167 --> 01:29:41,873
Hey, Sean
1356
01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:44,790
hey, how're you? Long time no see
1357
01:29:44,792 --> 01:29:45,747
good. How're you?
1358
01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:47,240
Yeah, where have you been?
1359
01:29:47,917 --> 01:29:49,908
Sorry, I'll talk to you later, okay?
1360
01:29:49,917 --> 01:29:50,917
Okay, take care
1361
01:30:08,208 --> 01:30:09,948
I have been away for so long
1362
01:30:10,750 --> 01:30:12,866
not sure why the banana
still hasn't gone bad
1363
01:30:17,042 --> 01:30:18,953
I always wanted to know
1364
01:30:20,708 --> 01:30:22,573
the key you left at my house...
1365
01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:26,032
What's it for?
1366
01:30:27,042 --> 01:30:28,202
My front door
1367
01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:32,457
then... how did you get home?
1368
01:30:34,125 --> 01:30:36,912
Locksmith, what else could it be?
1369
01:30:38,625 --> 01:30:39,660
Why?
1370
01:30:40,292 --> 01:30:43,455
Perhaps I am just like you, believing that
1371
01:30:44,792 --> 01:30:48,080
unconditional love is true love
1372
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,206
Can you dance?
1373
01:30:57,292 --> 01:30:59,078
Should be easy
1374
01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:01,952
perhaps it is like
1375
01:31:03,042 --> 01:31:05,328
surfing in between music notes
1376
01:31:09,792 --> 01:31:11,657
listen to your bullshit!
1377
01:31:13,042 --> 01:31:14,042
Idiot
1378
01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:10,449
"If you believe there is a mountain,
then there is a mountain' - Sean"
1379
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if you believe there is a mountain,
then there is a mountain
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I finally understand
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01:33:23,250 --> 01:33:25,912
an ocean without waves is not an ocean
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just like love without pain
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is not love
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01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:35,116
we can't avoid getting hurt
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01:33:35,917 --> 01:33:41,867
but we can choose to get back up again
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01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:07,367
My friends all call Emily a liar
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01:34:09,208 --> 01:34:11,995
and say they have the photos to prove it
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01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:17,787
but I don't want to see the proof
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01:34:18,625 --> 01:34:20,536
I'd rather believe that
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01:34:20,708 --> 01:34:23,165
I once fell in love with
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01:34:23,917 --> 01:34:25,828
a girl who eats nail clippers
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special appearances ekin Cheng
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special appearances sie yi lin hsu wei ning
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lin chen shi lin yu chih
jacky cai joy sheng
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01:34:38,250 --> 01:34:41,822
visual effects supervisor sound designer
Bart wong tu duu-chih
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