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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,000 ♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪ 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,000 ♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪ 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,000 ♪ It's the name and career ♪ 4 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,000 ♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪ 5 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 ♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪ 6 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 ♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪ 7 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 ♪ Which is what they do best ♪ 8 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 ♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪ 9 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,000 ♪ They have special tools ♪ 10 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000 ♪ For which they are fools ♪ 11 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 ♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪ 12 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,000 ♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪ 13 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Announcer: At the Rhyboflaven Bazaar! 14 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 [ Both scream, grunt ] 15 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 [ Both groaning ] 16 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 My, but that was a spectacular failure. 17 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Yay, spectacle! 18 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 That may be our longest hang time. 19 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I'm jotting this down in our personal record book. 20 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,000 So things didn't go as smoothly as we hoped, as "yuzhe." 21 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 We still got away with the Cat Tongue Magisword. 22 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 I consider this a messy successy. 23 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Hello, what's this? 24 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,000 I'm so glad y'all asked, young lady! 25 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:00,000 This here be the Rhyboflaven Bazaar Board of Opinions. 26 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Why? 27 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Well, shoot, everyone's got opinions. 28 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 'Course, that's just my opinion. 29 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Give folks a way to express 'em, 30 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000 and, hot dog, does they feel empowered. 31 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Empowered folks are happy, and happy folk buy things. 32 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,000 -Does it cost anything to post? -Nope, the board's free, 33 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,000 and also unregulated and anonymous and what have ya. 34 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Huh. I foresee no negative repercussions 35 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 -to any part of that statement. -You kids have fun 36 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 trying it out, now, ya hear?. 37 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,000 -[ Grunts ] -I'm-a do that right now. 38 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 "Slugburger equals delicious." 39 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 And post. 40 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 [ Shudders ] Hey, I do feel a little of that empoweratude. 41 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Oh, I'll give it a go, I suppose. 42 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 "The Printed Page is my favorite bookstore, 43 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 and it is managed by the most platonic of friends 44 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 you'll ever make." 45 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 [ Shatters ] [ Screams ] 46 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 [ Laughter ] 47 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Hey, Warriors, there's a post here about you, too. 48 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Really? Swizzity-sweet. "The Warriors for Hire blowed up 49 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,000 that cat statue with egg how," the letter "U," "even do that? 50 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Usign bomberang and bubble gum magic swords together 51 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 4 make Boomerwad was genious." 52 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Then like seven ellipses, "Not. What a losers." 53 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 [ Sighs ] Really, Borp? You can do better. 54 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 -Hey, he didn't write it. -Yeah, don't Borp the messenger. 55 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Uh, how is there a review of our latest mission 56 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 if we just got back from it? 57 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Why would you even use eggs in that blistering heat? 58 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Are you some sort of egghead? 59 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 [ Laughter ] 60 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,000 And what even was that Boomerwad combo thang? 61 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Oh. I ended up having to use Sharkblade Magisword 62 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 to cut all the gum out of Prohyas' hair after that one. 63 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Yes, yes, amusing. Run along, children. 64 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 We're the Broccoli Dumplin' Kids. 65 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Yeah, I'm not calling you that. 66 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 What's got you all miffed in a tizzy, brother? 67 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 The laughter of children is never a good thing 68 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 in any context, but you seem to be taking it harder than usual. 69 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 It's not them. It's this mysterious stranger. 70 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 At least the doopy kids had the nerve to mock me to my face. 71 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 This post wasn't even constructive. 72 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 They were just being a mean Billie-Jean. 73 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 No, this libel must be nipped in the bud. 74 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 -[ Snickering ] -I said "bud." 75 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 "Hi, it's me, Prohyas Warrior. 76 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 First of all, there are no mere magic swords. 77 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 They're Magiswords. It's a portmanteau, you see. 78 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Now, as far as as how Giant Egg Magisword 79 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 could possibly explode an ancient temple"... 80 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Announcer: Soon. "But I've trained my hair, 81 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 so it's okay. I hope that clears everything up." 82 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 And post. There, that should do it. 83 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 -Should it? -Yes. 84 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Ah, Warriors, I was just on my way over to hire y'all. 85 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I'm in need of a pungent purple-flowered crocus stigma 86 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000 to grind into saffron for my famous Flaming Flamingo Paella. 87 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Those certainly were words. 88 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Glad to do it, Fued. It'll be a nice distraction. 89 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Announcer: One mission later! 90 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 So we give thanks to Vambre and Prohyas Warrior. 91 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Decades of fighting between the once-mortal enemies 92 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 of pirates and unicorns has finally come to an end. 93 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Glitter Clan owes you young adventurers a great debt. 94 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 You've saved many peg-legs and rainbows 95 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 from being spilled on the battlefield. 96 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,000 I, Long James, love this guy. Bring it in, Cornan. 97 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,000 [ Laughs ] The tears won't stop flowing. 98 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 -Pirate Mayor. -Seriously, guys, rock on. 99 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Y'all can use the spa whenever you want after this. 100 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 [ Squealing quietly ] 101 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Let's hear it for peace in all of Lyvsheria! 102 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 It's hard to believe that fetching food for Fued 103 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 finished this feud. 104 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,000 I've never, ever been more proud of us as people. 105 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 "Warriors," the number 4, "here are phonies. 106 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 They end unicron fights here that were cool. 107 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 I lick 2 watch dose. 108 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 They didn't even get dat flower 4 Fudd, 109 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 so their big fails, LOL." [ Growls ] 110 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Announcer: That evening... 111 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 If I can catch that poster posting posthaste, 112 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 I can finally!! 113 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 ...calmly inform them of how they are mistaken. 114 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 That's it. Come have an opinion. You know you can't resist. 115 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,000 I'll be here, waiting to give you the ultimate tongue-lashing. 116 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 [ Snoring ] 117 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Prohyas, I've been nooking every cranny for you all morning. 118 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Huh? What? 119 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Dang it! "Way to sleep on the job, dingus, ROFL." 120 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 I was not on a job! The stakeout was a personal failure! 121 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Ohh, this letter will be sternly worded. 122 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Prohyas, love, put the pen down. 123 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Don't feed the trollblins. 124 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 We have a mission. That always puts my mind at ease. 125 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,000 [ Groaning ] 126 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Fine. What's the gig? 127 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Announcer: Soon. 128 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 They're supposed to be somewhere near the marshes. 129 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Ah, there. That's the trilobite 130 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 that Omnibus wants for his terrarium. 131 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 So if we want that doopy doopster to stop writing 132 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 the nasties on us, this needs to go flawlessly. 133 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Slow and steady will win this race. 134 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Announcer: Cat Tongue Magisword! 135 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 There'll be no screw-ups if we slow-ups. 136 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Easy now. Careful. 137 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Care... 138 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Announcer: 13 hours later! 139 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Three, two, one. 140 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 There. The swamp has been successfully drained 141 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 with zero embarrassing mishaps. 142 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Now we simply walk out to the big rock 143 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:36,000 and take this dopey little giant pillbug, like so. 144 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 [ Growls ] 145 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Where did that terrible trilobite go?! 146 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 How ya doin'? Ya know, I swear that yesterday, 147 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 right where we're standin', there was a marsh. 148 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,000 You wouldn't happen to know what happened to it, would you?! 149 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Get over here, you cuddly creepy-crawly! 150 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Yes. Ning! 151 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 -Get over here. -I must procure it. 152 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 [ Both exclaiming indistinctly ] 153 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Um, hello? Remember me? 154 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 King Rexxtopher, the single most ferocious predator 155 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,000 in the history of Lyvsheria?! 156 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 [ Grunting ] 157 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 -Now! Yah! -Now! Yah! 158 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 [ Trilling ] 159 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Oh, crumbs. 160 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 [ Grunting ] 161 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 I got it. I got -- 162 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Ew. That is so gross. 163 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 [ Growls ] 164 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 -Ptooey. -Must succeed. 165 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Must succeed. Where'd it go?! 166 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Announcer: Electric Razor Magisword! 167 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Heads up, brother! 168 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 [ Trilling ] 169 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 -And gotcha! -Double gotcha. 170 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 -Double squish ya. -[ Trilling ] 171 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 No, no, no, no, no! 172 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 That's it, no more humans 173 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 sabotaging the local eco-lo-lo-logies here. 174 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 What's the current record on your midair hang time? 175 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 13 minutes. 176 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Hmm, I can beat that. 177 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 -Ning! -Good form! 178 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,000 And stay out of our delicate enviro-system-s-s-s. 179 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 [ Both screaming ] 180 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 [ Both groaning ] 181 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 27 minutes. Impressive. 182 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 [ Laughter ] 183 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Hey, Prohyas, sounds like you took a lickin' 184 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 after takin' a lickin'! 185 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 There's mud in your face. [ Laughter ] 186 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 [ Growls ] What has that jerk said about me now?! 187 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Announcer: Foam Finger Magisword! 188 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Can't you see we failed Omnibus' mission 189 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,000 due to your obsession with this mystery commenter? 190 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 [ Sighs ] You're right, Vambre. 191 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 The only reasonable thing I can do is to find out 192 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 who this contemptible commenter really is! 193 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 -Och. -You! 194 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Yes. It was us, Witch Way, 195 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:21,000 purveyors of misdeeds for our own twisted amusement. 196 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 [ Cackles ] 197 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Uh, just for our records, which specific purveyed misdeed 198 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 are you referring to? Leaving nasty 199 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 anonymous comments about us 200 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 on the Bulletin Board of Opinions? 201 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 -What?! -What?! That wasn't us. 202 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 -It wasn't? -It wasn't. 203 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 When we mock you, 204 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,000 we do it right up to your broccoli-farming commoner faces, 205 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 so you know it was us who did it. 206 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 -See? -See. 207 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Oh, well, that is in line with your usual motives. 208 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Come, Prohyas. We've another gig to do. 209 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Oh, before you go, you want to buy a Trilobite? 210 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 -We got dozens of 'em. -Omnibus hired us 211 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,000 to get just one, but they were so easy to capture. 212 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 [ Screaming ] 213 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Announcer: Later! Vambre: 214 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Princess Zange has hired us 215 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 to collect Puca Shells from the Puca Shell tree. 216 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Hmm. Making this simple victory look epic won't be easy. 217 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Announcer: Bulldozer Magisword! 218 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Don't you think this sword is a bit overpowered? 219 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Nope. Ning! 220 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Got 'em! Whoops. Wait, no. 221 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 [ Groans ] You're ruining my epic victory! 222 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Foolish mammal! 223 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Your reckless attack on the innocent Puca Shell tree 224 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,000 has made all the shells a-flee-flee-flee. 225 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 You would have known that, if you had paid attention 226 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 to current events. [ Laughs ] 227 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Would you like me to explain my hilarious pun to you? 228 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 No. What in blazes? 229 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 -Oh, no. -Grande asperge! 230 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,000 It is Lyvsheria's number-one pop bard, Frankie Jupiter! 231 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 ♪ Hey, you hired me ♪ 232 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:42,000 ♪ To read the things they say about you ♪ 233 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 ♪ And now and how ♪ 234 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 ♪ Are the words that may or may not be true ♪ 235 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:52,000 ♪ Be ready for the words from the bulletin board ♪ 236 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 ♪ So once again ♪ 237 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 ♪ Prohyas is in over his head ♪ 238 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,000 ♪ The Puca Shells got away ♪ 239 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:05,000 ♪ So here's man-fish instead, you ain't ready ♪ 240 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,000 ♪ Dude, you just had one job ♪ 241 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,000 ♪ You smell, you stink ♪ 242 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 ♪ You've no future in this bweezness ♪ 243 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 ♪ I don't think you'll ever be ready ♪ 244 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Uh, hey, that's all the guy wrote. Sorry. 245 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:22,000 So, did hiring someone to sing you the mean comments 246 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 improve the quality of your life the way you thought it might? 247 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 -It's fine. -Really? 248 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 -I have a plan. -And that is? 249 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I'm going to head back to town, go to the bazaar, 250 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 and destroy that abominable bulletin board 251 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 of jerk-face meanies! 252 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword! 253 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 [ Shrieks ] 254 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Prohyas, destroying the bulletin board isn't right! 255 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 I can has revenge! 256 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 I've got to stop him. 257 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword! 258 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 -[ Screaming ] -No! 259 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Announcer: Wad of Gum, Beehive, Cheese, Brick Magisword! 260 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 [ Squish ] [ Groaning ] 261 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 [ Grunting ] 262 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 I dislike this post! 263 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000 -Halt. -Eh? 264 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 What's this weird thing from the sky 265 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 that's impeding us on our quest? 266 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 -Could it be a ferocious beast? -Yay, beasts! 267 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 -Prohyas, are you alive? -No! 268 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 -Vambre? -And Prohyas! 269 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 -The Warriors for Hire! -The Warriors for Hire! 270 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 You've heard of us, younglings? 271 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Are you kiddin'? We've heard about all your adventures. 272 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Like how you escaped an exploding temple. 273 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 And stopped a unicorn/pirate war. 274 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,000 You literally got in the face of the king of dinosaurs. 275 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000 And fought a terrifying fish-gentleman hybrid. 276 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Look out. It's a terrifying fish-gentleman hybrid. 277 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Och. I failed the quest. 278 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 You only fail if you quit. 279 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Now, let's ding-dong do this. 280 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 -Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! -Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! 281 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Looks like they're too busy having fun with our adventures 282 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 to go leave comments on some board. 283 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 So why obsess over the opinion of a person 284 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 who will always be negative regardless of what you do? 285 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Look out, kids. There's a seven-headed wombat 286 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 destroying the town. Pew, pew, pew, pew! 287 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 -Pew, pew, pew, pew! -Come on, guys. 288 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Last one to Slugburger's in second place! 289 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Wait, that's it? That's how this ends? 290 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 But we never found out who wrote all those mean posts 291 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,000 -about the warriors. -Well, yeah, the whole point 292 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 is that it doesn't matter who it was. 293 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,000 They're letting the message get in the way of the backstory?! 294 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 They have no idea what we want. 295 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,000 ♪♪ 22280

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