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If this doesn't work, Barney, I'm through.
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I'll have to confess everything to Wilma.
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Now don't worry, Freddy boy. I got it all figured out.
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When I start pullin', you pull the other way.
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[creaking]
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Barney, this ain't gonna work.
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Yes it is. It's comin' loose.
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I can feel it. Any minute now.
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You're gonna be fr-fr..
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...free!
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[chuckles]
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Well, looks like good weather for flyin'.
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Barney, help!
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I can't put my finger on it, Betty.
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But Fred's been acting very strangely tonight.
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[crashing]
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Help!
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[crashing]
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Fred, what in the world?
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Hello, Wilma.
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Now I've seen everything.
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A human flying bowling ball.
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Stick around, Betty, and you'll see
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a lot of other things flying around here.
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[theme music]
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[horn honking]
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[whistling]
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[screeching]
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[siren wailing]
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[whistling]
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[screeching]
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[screeching]
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[screeching]
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[crashing]
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slam
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slam
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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So Barney's taking a course at the gym, Betty.
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I didn't know he was the athletic type.
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Neither did I, Wilma.
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Which just goes to show
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how little I know about my husband.
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Oh, here it is, Wilma
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the quiz I was telling you about.
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(Wilma) "How much do you know about your husband?"
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Sounds like fun. Did you take it?
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No. I figured being married is like eating stew.
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The less you know about what's in it
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the better you like it.
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[Wilma giggling] Well, I'm not afraid.
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There's nothing I don't know about Fred.
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Bless his heart.
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Go ahead, Betty. Give me the quiz.
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Okay, but remember, you asked for it.
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Here goes.
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"Has your mate ever forgotten your anniversary?"
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Well, only once.
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And that was because my mother dropped in unexpectedly
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'and with all the excitement--'
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Uh, y-you have to answer yes or no.
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Yes.
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'"Do you feel he has ever lied to you?"'
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Oh, a little exaggeration maybe--
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- Yes or no? - 'Yes.'
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"Has he ever forgotten to keep an appointment with you?"
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Well, I wouldn't say..
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Yes.
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- "Is he punctual?" - No. That he is not.
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I mean, not really.
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(Betty) '"Does he get along well with your parents?"'
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(Wilma) 'No.'
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I hate to say this, Wilma
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but so far, Fred sounds like a cross between
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a saber-toothed tiger and a Gila monster.
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Maybe we better stop now.
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Uh, no, Betty, after all, it's only a game.
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- Go on. - Okay.
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"Does he notice when you wear new clothes?"
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What new clothes? I-I mean, no.
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- Well, that does it. - 'What happens now?'
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Well, we get an analysis of the personality pattern.
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Well, have you got it?
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[chuckles nervously]
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Uh, let's forget it.
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Is it that bad?
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Come on, Betty. I wanna hear it.
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'Oh, look, Wilma.'
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'The Bedrock Barn Town's having a big sale.'
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(Wilma) Betty, let me see that paper.
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Hmm. "This type of individual is totally unreliable
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"demanding and immature.
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Chances of mutual happiness are very slim."
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- Oh, my goodness. - Big deal. What do they know?
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These days, everyone's a psychiatrist.
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'I always thought I'd been very happy with Fred.'
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Well, sure you have, honey.
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- After all, no one's perfect. - 'Especially not Fred.'
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That's right. So he forgets my birthday sometimes.
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So he doesn't compliment me very often.
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So he breaks our appointments without even telling me.
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So he doesn't like my mother. So what?
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So what am I doing married to the big oaf?
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That's so what.
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Okay, Fred baby, captain, sir
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let's hear it for the Royal Order of Water Buffalo.
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[clears throat]
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Go, you Buffalo!
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Go, you buffalo!
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(both) Moo...tive!
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Hey, that's the spirit, Fred.
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You're gonna do it for us tonight.
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- Right? - Right.
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Tonight, we'll show the Exalted Lodge of Elegant Elks
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who's champion.
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[screeching]
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I see it now. The score is tied.
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The last frame is set up.
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A hush falls over the crowd.
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The pins are trembling in the alley.
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And then mighty Flintstone stands up slowly.
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Walks up to his lane. Looks about contemptuously.
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Takes a deep breath. Pulls in his mighty stomach.
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Uh, Barney, let's try
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"throws out his mighty chest" instead.
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'Oh-oh, sure thing, Fred.'
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'Throws out his mighty chest, and..'
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- Howl. - Hmph!
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Now he's even getting violent.
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Well, see you later, Fred.
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I have to get home and work out with my weights
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so I'll be in shape for tonight.
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Come on, muscles. Let's get out of here.
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I don't want you catching any of his bad habits.
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What's with her?
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(Fred) 'Hiya, sweetheart! How's my girl?'
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Mwah.
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Okay, Fred. Where are they?
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I don't know, Wilma. Where are what?
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Where are the groceries I ask you to bring home?
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Oh, those. I guess I forgot.
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Yabba-dabba-doo! I feel like a king tonight.
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'Boy, I'm hungry.'
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- Fred? - 'Yeah, Wilma?'
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Have you mailed the birthday card to my mother yet?
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Huh? What'd you say?
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[scatting]
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[sniffing]
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy. My favorite dinner.
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- Like it? - 'Oh, boy, do I?'
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Dinosaurus steak on a stroganoff.
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Seaweed salad, curried dodo eggs.
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What's the occasion?
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- You don't remember? - 'Well, no. I..'
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[sobbing]
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The quiz was right. You're a beast.
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Gee, what a guy has to go through
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to get a square meal around here.
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What quiz, Wilma?
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The one that said you were
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inconsiderate, unreliable, selfish--
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What are you talking about?
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There was a quiz in the paper this morning
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to find out how much you know about your mate.
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- And I found out that you're-- - I know, I know.
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I got the message.
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You mean, you'd take that stuff seriously?
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There must be something to it
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if you could forget what tonight is.
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Tonight is the night you're gonna nag me to death!
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That's what tonight is.
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[wailing]
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Oh, I got it. I got it.
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Wilma, baby, how could I forget?
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- You do remember? - Of course.
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And I wanna tell you something, sweetheart.
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'You don't look a day older.'
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It's not my birthday, Fred.
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Oh. Hey, I get it.
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You wanted to surprise me. It's my birthday, right?
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Wrong.
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It's not your birthday, it's not my birthday.
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I don't see anything from your mother
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so it's not our anniversary.
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Don't remind me.
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Throwing out that beautiful plant she sent last year.
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It was poison ivy, and I won't take that from anyone.
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- 'Fred.' - I give up. Sue me.
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I-I just don't remember.
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Tonight is the eighth anniversary
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of the night I accepted your marriage proposal.
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Oh, boy. How could I forget?
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Look, Wilma, I'm sorry.
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You know and I mean, really, I-I'm gonna make it up to you.
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Tomorrow night--
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Why, only last Wednesday we talked about it
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when you promised to take me to the movie tonight. Remember?
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I promised to take you to the movie tonight?
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- Tonight? - Of course.
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You were going to propose to me all over again.
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You haven't forgotten our date tonight, have you, dear?
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But, Wilma, baby, sweetheart.
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Tonight is, uh, uh, l-l-little bowling thing.
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'I-I must have forgotten.'
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Nothing much really, just the championship playoffs.
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But I.. Yi-yi-yi.
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Fred Flintstone, if you would rather go bowling
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then take me to the movies on the eighth anniversary
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of my accepting your marriage proposal.
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Then I change my mind.
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I don't wanna be married to you anymore.
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And I'll deliver my mother's birthday card myself..
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...when I move back home!
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Stop yelling, will you?
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Aww. Come here, sweetheart.
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Now don't get all upset. You-you happen to be right.
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I-I was a-a beast.
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I haven't been fair to you, Wilma.
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But I'm gonna change.
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Oh, Fred.
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Then you will keep your promise, and take me out tonight?
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You won't go bowling?
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You have my sacred word of honor.
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I can really depend on you from now on?
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Depend on me?
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Why, Wilma, I'm gonna be so reliable from now on
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you can set the sundial by me.
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You'll see.
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No more forgetting, no more broken promises
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and no more gettin' out of things.
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So I told Wilma, no more conniving
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no more broken promises.
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I told her on my word of honor, I'll take her out tonight.
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Barney, you gotta help me get out of it.
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Okay, Fred. Give me a minute, and I'll think of somethin'.
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One, two, three, four..
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If I don't take Wilma to the movies tonight
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she's goin' home to live with her mother.
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Well, six, seven, eight.
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That's one way to keep her mother..
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Ten, eleven, twelve..
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...from comin' to live with you.
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Barney, are you gonna help me or not?
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Oh, sure, Fred. Sure.
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- N-now tell me your problem. - I already told you.
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Yes, sir. It's just like Rock Whammy says.
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"A fat man is a grouchy man."
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'Who's grouchy? I'm perfectly calm!'
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It's just that I'm going outta my mind
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because I promised to take Wilma to the movies tonight.
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Tonight, Barney!
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Tonight?
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- Uh-oh. - And how uh-oh.
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If I don't show up for that bowling match tonight--
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I can see it now.
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Captain Flintstone
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of the Royal Order of Water Buffaloes
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'it is with the deepest regret that I am forced'
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'to ask you to turn in your horns.'
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You sure got the picture, Barney. I'm sunk.
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Fred, can't you just explain to Wilma?
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Not this time, Barney. I tried.
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I'm telling you, she's flippin'. I gotta take her out tonight.
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Fred, you have a very difficult problem.
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After all, when a man has to be in two places at once--
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Hold it. Hold it, Barney. I think you got it.
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All I got to do is be in two places at once.
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- That's it. - W-what's it, Fred?
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The bowlin' alley is half a block
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from the drive-in movie, right?
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Right, Fred.
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The movie starts at 8:00
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the bowling tournament at 8:15.
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- Right? - Right, Fred.
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So, if I take Wilma to the movie, wait a few minutes
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and go out for candy--
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I get it, Fred.
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You run around the block into the bowling alley--
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Wind up, and I'll pow-wow-wow!
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Uh, but you're gonna have to buy a lot of candy, Fred.
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Wouldn't it be simpler to just tell Wilma the truth?
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Barney, have I ever deceived that sweet little woman?
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- Yup. - Have I kept her waiting?
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- Forgotten things? - Yup.
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Have I ever broken a promise to her?
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Yup.
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And I ask you, Barney, on a night like tonight
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in all fairness, can I tell her the truth?
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(in unison) No, no, no.
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How does this dress look with the ivory beads, Betty?
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- Fine, Wilma. - No, I don't think so.
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I was wearing red the night Fred proposed.
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- There. How's this? - Fine.
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It's horrible.
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Oh, Betty, I wish I had something to wear
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that would make me look glamorous and exciting.
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Tonight I wanna be a new woman.
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Honey, what are you worried about?
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It's just that this evening is so special.
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Yes, but you're only going to a drive-in movie.
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No one will see you.
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Fred will, and I want him to remember me
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the way I was eight years ago tonight.
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Eight years ago tonight
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you weren't married to him, Wilma.
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I know. So?
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So, you're never gonna look that happy again.
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So forget it.
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Betty, I know you're thinking about that awful quiz
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and you know something?
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'What?'
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I realize that taking it was a big mistake.
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- Well, I warned you. - I know, and you were right.
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All it did was make me suspicious and mean.
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So my husband's not perfect. Whose husband is?
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- Certainly not my husband. - Of course.
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And in the really important things
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Fred always comes through.
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He promised he wouldn't go bowling tonight and he isn't.
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He promised to take me to the movie tonight and he is.
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Listen..
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[Fred scatting]
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[giggling] Isn't he cute?
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He's more excited about tonight than I am.
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♪ Wow-wow-wow-wow ♪♪
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Pow-wow-wow!
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Gotcha, you little devils.
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[chuckles]
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Fred baby, you are a winner.
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(Wilma) '"Pterodactyls From Outer Space."'
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(Fred) "Starring Janet Granite, and Stoney Gherkins."
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I've been dying to see this movie.
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I read that Janet's been nominated for an Oscar.
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Well, that Stoney Gherkins no slouch either, Wilma.
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Come on, guess we better go in.
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[car revving]
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, good. The picture hasn't started yet.
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Hey, there's a space up ahead.
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We haven't been here in ages, Fred.
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I'm so glad you thought of it.
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Yeah, I'm chock-full of good ideas.
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Oh, Fred, look, Kiddy Land.
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'Remember the fun we had here when we were kids?'
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[Fred chuckles]
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'And when we were teenagers, Fred'
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'and you had to save your allowance for weeks'
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'to take me out, remember?'
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How could I forget? I still have to.
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[roaring]
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[dramatic music]
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- Fred. - Hmm?
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Look over there.
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'Young love, remember?'
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(Fred) 'Sure I do, sweetheart.'
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And do you remember what you said to me
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eight years ago tonight?
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Yes. I said..
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Holy mackerel! The picture started. I'm late!
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No, Fred, that's not what you said.
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Wilma, this is no time for romance.
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I gotta get some candy.
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That man picks the darndest times to get hungry.
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[intense music]
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swish
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bam
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Attaboy, Fred. Right in the pocket.
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[screeching]
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You were gone long enough to eat a dinner, Fred.
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- Did you get some candy? - Candy?
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[panting]
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I forgot, sweetheart. I'll go back in a little while.
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That's alright, dear. Forget it.
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No, I insist.
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I'll get you something as soon as it's my turn again.
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What did you say?
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I-I said, it's so warm. I'm startin' to burn again.
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I wish you'd relax, and watch the picture, Fred.
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- You seem so nervous. - N-n-nervous?
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Who-who-who's nervous?
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Oh, I know what's bothering you.
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- 'Y-you do?' - Uh-huh.
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Remember how I encouraged you to pop the question
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eight years ago?
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[laughing] Oh, c-come on, Wilma.
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[laughing] Cut it out.
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Mwah.
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There, how's that for a reminder?
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- Gosh! It's...peanuts! - What?
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Gotta have some. Be right back.
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My kiss has never affected in that way before.
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swish
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bam
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screech
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[panting]
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- Here's your candy, Wilma. - Thanks.
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Say, you just missed the most exciting part.
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There is this giant pterodactyl from outer space.
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And right next to his launching stone
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the two scientists, that's Stoney and Janet
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are digging for fossils.
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- Yeah. - And they don't realize that..
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Oh, Fred, look. There he is, the giant pterodactyl.
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- What's he gonna do? - Go for popcorn.
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You didn't shut the door, Fred.
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Ow! Wilma, the door. Open the car door.
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- 'Huh? What'd you say?' - My thumb, it's in the door.
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- Wilma, open it, please. - Something wrong?
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Oh, no, everything's fine. Swell.
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Oh, boy.
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swish
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crash
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(all) 'Hurray!'
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- Attaboy, Fred. - Good work, Flintstone.
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Freddy boy, you did it again.
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Let me be the first to shake the hand
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that won the tournament.
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Ow! My thumb!
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Please, Barney, no hand shakin'.
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(news reporter) 'Pardon me, Mr. Flintstone.'
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I cover sports events for the "Daily Slate."
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We'd love a picture of you for the morning edition.
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But, eh, thanks anyway. But I really got to..
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Yeowch!
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Uh, you just hold that up there, Fred baby.
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Yes, sir, the Lodge is proud of our captain tonight.
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Uh, my name is Rubble. R-U-B-B-L-E.
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Okay, hold it.
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clink clink
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Thank you very much, and congratulations.
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Oh, there was nothin' to it.
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Huh?
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[laughing]
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It seems to be
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a little tight!
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- Eh, what's the matter, Fred? - 'The ball, Barney.'
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- 'I can't get it off my thumb.' - Well, let me try.
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Ow! Ooh-ooh! Easy, Barney!
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I slammed the car door on my thumb before.
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It must have swollen.
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Oh, boy, Fred. You're in for it now.
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Ow! Yeah.
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If Wilma sees me with this bowling ball
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I'm dead.
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What am I gonna do?
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Get back to your car.
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Keep your hand hidden.
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I'll meet you back at your house.
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- Roger. - Over and out.
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bam
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Oh, boy.
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I'm sorry you hurt your hand, Fred.
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You should have said something.
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Well, I didn't want a little accident
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to spoil our evening, sweetheart.
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Oh, Fred, you're sweet.
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[brakes squealing]
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I'm glad you asked Barney and Betty to come over.
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It makes tonight a real celebration.
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Anything to make you happy, Wilma.
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(Betty) 'Yoo-hoo. Anybody home?'
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Hi, Betty. Come on in.
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Well, hi, you two.
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'How's the celebration coming?'
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Oh, we've been havin' a ball.
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[chuckles nervously]
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Say, uh, we can't have a celebration without food.
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Right, Fred?
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Uh, food, food! Yeah, yeah, absolutely right.
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[chuckles] Those two and their appetite.
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Come on, Betty, let's get them some sandwiches.
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Okay, Wilma.
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Hey, Fred, I-I got some of Betty's cold cream.
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We'll grease your thumb, and slide the ball off.
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Okay, but hurry it up, will you, Barney?
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(Barney) 'This little piggy went to market.'
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'This little piggy stayed home.'
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'This little piggy had roast beef.'
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Oh, come on, Barney.
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The girls will be back any minute.
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Okay, Fred. Hang on to the sofa and I'll pull.
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Uh, one.
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Uh, two.
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And, uh..
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crash
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Oh, gosh. Excuse me, Wilma.
487
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I-I was just showin' Fred the ol' one-two.
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Ever since he signed up for that gym course
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Barney's been acting punchy.
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Never mind, Betty. We'll make some more sandwiches.
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Oh, boy, Barney, you nearly spoiled everything.
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Don't worry, Freddy, the girls are makin' us
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some more sandwiches.
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That will give us a chance to try my new idea.
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What we need is more leverage.
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Now, you go over to the window, while I run outside.
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Okay, Freddy boy.
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Now brace yourself, and get ready.
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One.
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Two.
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What'll it be, Fred?
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Lava jelly with limburger, or devil dodo egg?
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- I think I'll take one of the-- - 'Three.'
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Fred!
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♪ Olly olly oxen free ♪♪
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Your turn to hide, Wilma.
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
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(Betty) 'Where are the fellas, Wilma?'
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Where would you expect two grown men to be?
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Playing hide and go seek, of course.
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- What? - You figure it out. I give up.
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If this doesn't work, Barney, I'm through.
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I'll have to confess everything to Wilma.
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Now, don't worry, Freddy boy. I got it all figured out.
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When I start pullin', you pull the other way.
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[creaking]
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Barney, this ain't gonna work.
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Yes, it is. It's comin' loose.
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I can feel it. Any minute now.
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You're gonna be fr-fr..
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...free!
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[chuckles]
523
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Well, looks like good weather for flyin'.
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Barney, help!
525
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I can't put my finger on it, Betty
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but Fred's been acting very strangely tonight.
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00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
crash
528
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Help!
529
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
crash
530
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Fred, what in the world?
531
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Hello, Wilma.
532
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Now I've seen everything.
533
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,000
A human flying bowling ball.
534
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Stick around, Betty, and you'll see a lot of other things
535
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000
flying around here.
536
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,000
For heaven's sake, Barney, haven't you got it off yet?
537
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
tink tink tink
538
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
[snoring]
539
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
You better make some more sandwiches, Wilma.
540
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
This may take a long time.
541
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
[shudders]
542
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000
That ice water is cold.
543
00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Let it soak. That's the only way to get the swelling down.
544
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Fred, I saw your picture in the paper this morning.
545
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000
(Fred) 'Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, Wilma--'
546
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
You don't have to be.
547
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
You won the championship for the Lodge
548
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
and I'm proud of you.
549
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,000
You are? You mean you forgive me for lyin' to you?
550
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000
- Yes, Fred. - Oh, gosh, Wilma.
551
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
I'm so ashamed of myself.
552
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000
I'm just a no-good, unreliable, sneaky..
553
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Wait a minute, if I'm so bad, how come you're not mad at me?
554
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Remember that quiz I took yesterday?
555
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000
The one that told me all about you.
556
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
'How could I forget?'
557
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Well, I gave it to myself, this morning, and you know what?
558
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
No. What?
559
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000
'I got an even lower score than you did.'
560
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
[chuckles]
561
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000
- You're kidding? - No, I'm not.
562
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,000
So I figured, you may not be much, Fred
563
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,000
but I'm awfully lucky to have you.
564
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000
And vicey-versy, Wilma baby.
565
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Vicey-versy.
566
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Oh, Fred.
567
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
[chuckles]
568
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
[theme music]
569
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
[yawns]
570
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
thud
571
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
slam
572
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Wilma!
573
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Wilma!
574
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Come on, Wilma! Open this door!
575
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Wil-l-l-ma!
576
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
[instrumental music]
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