All language subtitles for Lovelace.2013

Ladies and gentlemen,

the moment we've
all been waiting for,

the one, the only...

Linda Lovelace!

- What's your name?
- Linda Lovelace.

I meant
what's your real name?

- That's my real name.
- - So, what did you do

before you were the first ever
pornographic film superstar?

How does it feel
to be the poster girl

for the sexual revolution?

The pornographic film
Deep Throat

has become one
of the most popular

and profitable
blue movies of all time.

Today a Manhattan criminal court
judge ruled the film obscene

and ordered it removed from
theaters in New York City.

This is kind of a strange country,
isn't it? Judges can see Deep Throat,

- but they can't listen to those tapes.
- - Deep Throat,

a trendsetting film that brought
pornography into popular culture.

How did you become Linda
Lovelace in the first place,

if you were born
as Linda Boreman?

I think
you can be a star,

and I don't mean just
an adult-movie star.

I mean a real star.

Is your name
Linda Lovelace?

So tell me,

who's the real Linda Lovelace?

- No! Patsy! Come on.
- Jeez! Come on, Miss Holy Holy.

- You want to get tan lines?
- Mm.

You're gonna
thank me later.

So have you slept
with that guy yet?

- No. Patsy, come on.
- Don't be such a prude.

- You're 21 years old.
- Prude?

How am I a prude?
I think I've learned

my lesson that one time,
thank you very much.

There are other things
that you can do.

Ugh. I don't even know
how to talk to you anymore.

Seriously, that's disgusting.

- That's disgusting.

- Linda!
- Shit, is that your mom?

I thought you said
she was work.

- Linda.
- Take this, please.

- Yeah.
- Put it out.

Linda, are you out back?

Honestly, what is this,
a nudist colony?

- What are you wearing?
- Ma!

Get in the house.

OK? 'Cause everybody's
going fast.

- Ready?
- Ready.

- Careful.
- All I can see is your butt.

Oh, my God!

Cool band. They're
missing something, though,

- don't you think?
- Like what?

- Go-go dancers.
- You volunteering?

- Come on, babe.
- � The way that you do

- Move your hips!
- � You're all right

� Whenever I'm asked
what makes my dreams real �

- � I tell 'em you do
- Feel it!

� So fee fi fo fum

� Look out, baby
'Cause here I come �

� Now I'm bringing you
a love that's true �

� So get ready
Get ready �

- � 'Cause here I come
- � Get ready

� 'Cause here I come

- Actually, like...
- Do that again.

- I know.
- You enjoyed it.

I need, like, a week off.

- You two move pretty good up there.
- Thanks.

You ever think about
doing that professionally?

Yeah, right.

Yeah! Dancing girls in Vegas,
they make two or 300 bucks a night.

What? Ha. Someone would pay
that much to see me dance?

- I would.

I'm Chuck Traynor, by the way.

- I'm Patsy.
- Linda.

- You guys smoke grass?
- Yeah, sure.

Patsy, I have
to go home now.

It's a little bit of grass.
Come on, babe.

OK.

I'm good.

In accordance with your hopes,

mindful of your concerns,

sustained by your prayers,

- thank you, and good night.
- Thanks, honey.

President Nixon addressing
the nation live from...

Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
See you later. I'm going.

Linda!

Where do you
think you're going?

The beach.

It's dark.

And what on Earth
do you have on?

- It's a party.
- And whose party is it?

Uh, I'm going with Patsy and her
boyfriend Ray. It's a friend of his.

- And what does this Ray do?
- I don't know, Ma.

It's not like I made him
fill out a questionnaire.

Mm-mm.

I think Patsy said he was
a bartender, all right?

But I did tell them that I had
to be home by 11:00 on the nose.

Any later, and I'll call you,
swear to God.

- See you, sweetheart.

� How long have we been

� Traveling, my friend?

The French Connection.

You know that one?

- The one with that guy?
- Exactly.

My God, I was so stoned
when I saw that.

I couldn't figure out
what was going on.

I kept expecting there
to be subtitles.

- Yeah, there weren't.
- No, I know.

They were
speaking American.

No, but by the time
I figured that out,

it was, like,
halfway through the movie.

Hey, guys.
Let's go skinny-dipping.

No! I gotta go, so...

- What?
- Yeah.

You're such a drag.

We're gonna go. Whoo!

Come on.
I'm going in!

- Jump in!

- You don't dig the ocean?
- No.

I don't know.

- Ow.
- What?

- You bit me.
- I did?

- Yeah.
- No, I didn't.

It's cool.

You don't think
I'm a drag?

Well, I don't think
you're a drag at all.

- No?
- No way.

Thanks for the ride home.

Wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait! Come on!

Come on!

You haven't said a word
since we got in the car.

You can tell me.

What is it?
What's going on?

OK.

- I got pregnant.
- Mm.

And I had a baby last year,

and that's why we
moved here from Yonkers.

Where's this...
Where's this baby now?

I don't even know.

My mom put him up
for adoption.

She told me I was signing
circumcision papers.

- Damn.
- Yeah.

I'd like to meet your folks.

- Really?
- I think they'd dig me.

No, they don't dig anybody.

They don't
even dig themselves.

Listen,
I'll make you a bet.

You have me over for dinner,

and by the end of the night,

if they say,
"What a lovely young man,"

- then I win.
- What do you win?

You spend the night
at my house.

And if they don't,
what do I win?

You spend the night
at my house.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

OK. Right there.

Lord, make us
thankful for these

and all our many
blessings. Amen.

- Amen.
- Amen.

Chuck, I'd like
to thank you again

- for those lovely flowers.
- My pleasure.

Linda tells us that
you were in the service.

Yes, ma'am, Marine Corps.

Mr. Boreman was
in World War II.

Oh, yeah?
You in the Corps?

- No, Army. Italy, mostly.
- I was stationed in Korea.

I won a couple
of marksmanship competitions,

but that's about all
the action I ever saw.

I bet you would have
been brave, though.

The guys that served
with your father,

they're some of the bravest men
that I ever met.

So, what do you do now?

- I own a bar and restaurant.
- That's interesting.

What kind of bar
and restaurant?

Just good food
and pretty waitresses.

What do you do for work,
Mr. Boreman?

I was a cop in New York
before we moved to Florida.

Now I do security
at the airport.

Mr. Boreman has
a million stories, Chuck.

Is that right?

Johnny, you better go in the
kitchen and warm his milk.

Milk. OK.

Mugs are above the sink, Linda.

- Jesus.
- Forget about them.

- Yeah, right.
- Yeah.

Where are you?
Where are you right now?

- I'm with you.
- Yeah.

Yeah, that's my girl.

You're my girl, hmm?
Right?

Yeah.

They don't eat with
their hands, you dope.

- Say it.
- I... I'm...

I'm your girl.

How's it coming
out there, Linda?

Uh, almost there, Ma!

What time's the movie get out?

- I told you, 10:30.
- Be home at 11:00.

I know.

Seems
like a nice young man.

"Fooled Around
and Fell in Love"]

Oh, right. Um...

Hey!

Just cut it out.

What are you
so uptight about?

- My scar. It's gross.
- Come on. Foxy girl like you

should love
to show off her body.

Come on. Come on.
Let me see.

Come on.
Let me see it.

- It's gross.
- Please?

This is it?
This little thing?

Ah.

It's ugly. I hate it.

Why? 'Cause it's different?
'Cause it's not perfect?

All those uptight idiots
in the suburbs.

All those
cookie-cutter robots

that your mama
goes to church with.

Screw 'em.

Screw 'em.

'Cause this and you,

mm, are beautiful.

You're late.

Come on, baby.

Yeah!

To... Keep going.
Keep going. Boom.

And here we go.

You put a lot
of margarita mix in there.

Uh, yeah. OK.

Margarita?

- Thanks.
- Hey.

Hey.

- Mmm.

- You like porno?
- I like some.

You like 'em.

- No.
- I can tell.

- Yeah, you do.
- I don't.

- Yeah.
- I don't actually.

Trust me.

- I love your XXX.
- What are you doing?

- Hey!
- But Linda won't mind. She's cool.

OK?

I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.

- Oh, my God.
- Home movie.

My parents took one of me once,
but it didn't look like this.

I bet.

I've never seen
a porno before.

Is it turning you on?

Good girls
don't do that stuff.

Oh, 'cause you're
a good girl?

I can tell you're
such a good girl.

That's what I love about
you. You're such a good girl.

- Come on.

I don't want to.

You know, maybe that's 'cause
you're not any good at it.

- Come on. You're gonna love it.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- I'm gonna like it? Choking myself?

I could teach you. Remember
how I got you to quit smoking?

Yeah. You gonna
hypnotize me?

It's the same mind-body
control technique.

Yeah?

Out of sight. Ah!

Hey, your mind has control.

Come on. A little more.
There you go.

Take it in. That's right.

Don't forget to breathe.
Come here.

Don't forget
to breathe, OK?

"Spirit in the Sky"]

You got it. OK? Go.

Oh, yeah.

Congratulations,
Mrs. Chuck Traynor.

I've never done it with
a married man before.

- Me neither.
- Good.

- Hello.
- - Hi. It's me.

Where are you? I've been
really worried about you.

Get some money,
and come get me.

- I'm in jail.
- Ha-ha. Very funny.

Here you go, ma'am.

Oh! OK.

What happened, Chuck?

What did I say?

But this is different.

Whoo!

You said never ask
about your work.

That's right.

Some girls were
turning tricks out back.

What do you mean by...
Prostitution?

Yeah. Linda,
it's a titty bar.

What do you think these
girls live off? Minimum wage?

Wait. The cops gonna
come ask me questions?

No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, baby.

Wives can't testify
against husbands.

Hey. Look,
all I need is money.

Look, after paying your
bail, I have, um, $32, $33.

Linda, real money.

It's the IRS
and the Miami PD,

and it's all just
that shakedown.

- Do you have enough?
- "We."

Baby, do we
have enough, right?

- No, we don't.
- Mm-mm.

- Not yet.
- So, what are we gonna do?

Mary had a little lamb,
whose fleece was white as snow,

and everywhere
that Mary went...

...the lamb was sure to go.

Yeah, right?

- That... That was great.

- Did I tell you, or what, right?
- You did. You told us.

Sweetheart, there's
a little diner on the corner.

Why don't you run down,
grab us four coffees, regular?

- OK.
- All right?

- On the corner?
- Yeah.

- Thanks a lot, darling.
- Beautiful work.

Jesus fucking Christ, Chuck.
What the fuck was that?

Does she even know what
she was auditioning for?

I know. I know. She's new at this
professionally. I could show you this thing.

Well, Chuck, she's really cute.
She's adorable.

She's like a sexy
Raggedy Ann or something.

- Cute freckles.
- Really dug her freckles. It was very...

But, you know, for this
industry, I don't... I don't know.

You don't know what, Jerry?

Go ahead. Be honest.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

No, look, the point is,
we traffic in fantasy here.

Yeah, she's very real, the kind of
girl you sit next to her in class.

You see her out on the street,
you want to ball her.

But, you know, you've seen the
girls that come in and do this now.

I mean, they've all
been to the surgeon.

I mean, you can't light
your cigarette around 'em.

You're afraid their tits
are gonna go up

like the Hindenburg
or something.

Linda has tits.

She does. Nice ones, too.

Not the point.

It's not like the old days, you
know, where you just point a camera

at two people screwing,
and you call it art.

I mean, the audiences
expect a lot more.

She's beautiful, but,
you know, more pizzazz.

- We need more pizzazz.
- No offense.

I'm gonna show you
what Jerry's talking about.

- No, I...
- Nicky, come here for a sec.

I want to show you this... I want
to show you this movie we made.

Now, this is
the prototype, right?

People want blonde hair,
huge tits,

and a nice,
beautiful round ass.

It's the harsh reality
of our chosen profession.

- Dynamite work, Nicky.
- Thanks, Butch.

I'm gonna show you this.

Chuck, we are
making a movie here

on 35 millimeter.
Jerry even wrote a script.

- Forty-two pages. - You hear
that? Forty-two fucking pages.

This thing is
gonna be in theaters,

and, look, people
want what they want.

Chuck, your girl,

she's cute, she's skinny.
She's got no hips.

It's like making a war movie
without the fighting.

Tits and ass,
that's the action.

Chuck, I don't want to
bum you out. Can she type?

Maybe I could find some work
for her in the office.

Look at this! Look at the...

I don't care about this.
Listen to me.

I know she doesn't
have it. Chuck.

- Look at that!
- We just saw what she could do.

- She acted? Couldn't act.
- Look what she can do.

- Look! See?
- Whoa, Butchie.

But... Are you...
Did you see this?

Look at this. Look at
this. Are you seeing this?

- Holy shit.
- Oh!

Wait. Is that real?

Is she actually
doing that?

Yeah, right.

Ho ho!
Oh, my God!

Yeah, can she do that
with a big cock?

- No offense.
- She can do that with anything.

Ah, that's far out.
That is... You see that?

That is art, baby.
That's art.

- Anybody want a hit?
- Jerry?

- Yeah?
- Not a cloud in the sky.

What's with all
the fucking lights?

Shadows, Butchie, shadows.

Your shadows are costing me
hundreds of dollars.

You want to turn the lights off?
You want it to look like shit?

No problem.
I'll turn 'em all off.

Fucking artist, huh?

- Bad toupee.
- Wants to make a movie without lights.

How long have you been
a makeup person?

Oh, I'm not
a professional.

I mean, not in makeup,
anyway.

You know, when you get to
be my age in this business,

it helps to have
as many skills as you can.

I don't have any skills.

That's not what I heard.

There she is.
Here's our star, huh?

What'd I tell you?
The girl next door.

Linda, this is our financier,
Anthony Romano.

It's very nice to meet you.

Sweetheart, let me
tell you something.

If what these guys
are saying is true,

this is gonna be the best
investment of my life.

I can't wait
to see your work.

Yeah. Oh, and this is Dolly.

- This is Linda's costar and makeup artist.
- A pleasure.

- I have many skills.
- Yeah? Do you?

Let's let the stars
get back to work, huh?

All right.
We'll see you later.

Easy there, sister.
Don't cover her freckles.

OK.

Hey. What are you doing?

Her freckles are her thing.

- All right?
- OK.

Be cool.

You look good.

All right.
Just not too much, OK?

- You hear me?
- Yeah, I hear you.

Wow, he's pretty intense.

I used to have
an old man like that once.

You know, I should probably...

...do something about those.

Mr. Damiano will be really pissed
if I just leave 'em like that.

- I'm so clumsy.
- I know, sweetie.

We all are.

There's just got to be more
to life than screwing around.

Than screwing around.

Sex, I don't enjoy it.

Sex, I don't enjoy it.

Linda? Harry.

We're getting it on
in the next scene.

Oh, hey.
It's nice to meet you.

I thought your name was Dick.

My stage name used
to be Dick Long,

but it sounded kind of
obvious, so you know...

Yeah. I agree.