All language subtitles for 14-S3E16 - Target Earth-eng

William, observe this.
You'll find it fascinating.

Now then, hear this.

- Upper Robot, left face.
- [ Device Hums ]

- Lower Robot, forward march.
- [ Device Hums ]

I gave you a direct order.

Are you sure you want
to do this to me, Dr. Smith?

- Don't delay. Do as I say. Upper half, left face.
- [ Device Humming ]

Lower half, forward march.

Well, this is it.

One, two. Company halt.

One, two. Left, right.
Company halt.

I hope you realize,
Dr. Smith...

by splitting my body
this way...

you may also be splitting
my personality.

If you had a personality to split,
which you do not.

You are an impersonal collection
of inanimate hardware. Nothing more.

I don't see why you had to split him in two
just because standing watch bores you.

Why couldn't you have thought of
something else to do?

Boredom, like necessity, William,
is very often the mother of invention.

By separating the upper
and nether regions of the Robot...

I can now use the nether part
as a mobile carry-all...

without having to listen to the inane cackling
of the upper part.

It's really very simple.
I shall demonstrate.

Let us assume that
the carry-all is now loaded...

with an appetizing
hot luncheon for me.

- Ten paces forward, to the rear march.
- [ Device Humming ]

- Come back!
- You pushed the wrong button.

Come back! To the rear!
Oh! Open the hatch!

Come back!
To the rear march!

Doctor! No! Don't!

- Now you've done it. You've
launched the pod into space.
- I have?

I've had it with you
and your mothers of invention!

Why couldn't you have invented something
simple-- like a padded cell?

[ John ]
What's going on here?

No, don't tell me.

Come on.
We've gotta get it back.

I'm sorry I said that
about the padded cell...

but you asked for it.

- Neutralize pod propulsion system.
- Neutralized.

- Ascent thrusters on.
- Ascent thrusters on.

It's not responding.

- It's moving away from us.
- Right toward that planet.

Enough gravity pull
coming off of that planet...

to pull us in too
if we get any closer.

[ Robot, Groaning ]
That was quite a jolt.

- Are you all right, Robot?
- The pod's landing was not very smooth.

It jarred me from head to--

- [ Groans ]
- I know how you feel.

You feel like your tread section
is still with you, even though it's not.

Man, do I!

You'd better tell 'em, Dr. Smith.

Well, you see, in the course
of teaching him...

to accelerate
his response to orders--

You accelerated the lower half of him
into that pod, right?

- I'm afraid so.
- For two cents, Smith,
I'd accelerate you down there!

What do you say, John?
Do we go down for it?

To a planet we know nothing about
till it's too late to pull out?

We can get a spectrometer
reading on it.

[ Static On Speaker ]

It's coming from that planet.

This is the Jupiter 2.
Come in.

[ Male Alien On Speaker ]
You are understood, Jupiter 2.

The vehicle which landed here--
was it dispatched from the Jupiter 2?

If so, for what purpose?
Answer, please.

It wasn't dispatched.
The landing was unintentional.

- We'd like it returned.
- It is at your disposal
if you will come and get it.

Do you have facilities
to handle our landing?

- [ Static ]
- Come in.

[ Static Continues ]

Come in.

Well, if we care to risk it,
we're invited down.

I'll get a fix on the location
if that's any help.

I'm sure it will be, Professor.

You may as well
set us down.

Well, even if I do decide to...

it doesn't let you
off the hook.

- It doesn't look very inviting.
- [ Scoffs ]

Ever see Earth
from 2,000 miles?

All right.
We'll take her down.

Lower deck and strap in.
Pass the word on to your mother.

Yes, sir.

[ Sighs ]

There's the pod.

That's strange.
There's no one down there.

Looks like it could be some kind
of an industrial area.

- What kind of industry?
- What kind of life-forms?

Robot. Get me a rundown
on the atmosphere and life-forms.

Atmosphere-- there is.

On life-forms, I do not
have sufficient data.

However, they do exist.

You think there'd be somebody
down there to greet us.

This is the Jupiter 2
in your landing area. Come in.

That's odd.

This is a pleasant surprise--

a nice, clean city
instead of a dismal planet.

- Are they friendly?
- I think they're playing hard to reach.

Perhaps they're preparing
a welcoming reception for us.

I can hardly wait.
Shall we go?

For the time being,
I prefer to wait.

I have a hunch
they're afraid of us.

In that case, I shall
set their fears at rest...

by explaining
exactly what happened.

The moment they see me,
they'll realize that we come in peace.

Is it safe, do you think?

You're the ambassador of goodwill, Smith.
You tell us.

And while you are out there, Dr. Smith,
send back my tracks.

- I do not like my present state of immobility.
- Bah!

- We'd better keep an eye on him, just in case.
- All right.

Look.
There's Dr. Smith.

[ Screams ]

Keep away!
No. Keep away.

Keep away. Don't touch me.
Can't you see my white flag?

What is this...
white flag?

Is it a weapon
for doing injury?

No, no. No, no.
It's a flag of truce.

Here. Here, take it.
I wouldn't injure you...

not for anything
in the world.

What world are you from?

The planet Earth.
Surely you've heard of it.

It's a very civilized planet,
and we are so peace-loving.

- Now may I go?
- No.

How many like you
on that great vehicle?

There are six,
but they're not like me.

Not like you?

They are different? How?

Well, you see,
we have brunette, blonde.

Blue eyes, brown eyes.
Tall, short.

Handsome, not-so-handsome.
Strong, weak.

An assorted potpourri of types.

I, of course, fall into
the handsome-strong category.

You are a strong,
handsome type?

- Oh, yes. Yes, indeed I am.
- Very interesting.

I should like to see
the other types.

- All different from each other, yes?
- Oh, yes. Yes, they are.

Tell them we shall
visit them soon. Go.

Yes.

You shall visit them soon.
I'll tell them.

Oh, dear!
What a dreadful experience.

You mean no welcoming reception,
Smith?

- What was the dreadful experience?
- It was terrible.

When I opened
the hatch of the pod...

a ferocious beast of prey with venomous fangs
and the claws of a grizzly bear...

lunged at me,
breathing noxious fumes.

And you just picked him up in your arms
and threw him over the precipice, right?

Why don't you just admit you were
too scared to go beyond that pod?

You're a cold, cruel man, Major.

Have you no compassion for me?

- Professor, I urge that
we leave before they come.
- "They"?

The others.
They have evil designs on us.

We must leave at once.

Oh, now, look, Dr. Smith.
It's very easy to imagine all sorts of terrors...

when you're out there alone.

Why don't you just go on to your cabin
and have a little rest?

- We'd better get the pod ourselves.
- [ Signal Humming ]

You spoke correctly.

You are indeed all very different
from each other.

It is very strange.

Blonde, blue eyes.

Brunette, brown eyes.

Tall, short.

You may be useful to us...

when you are united with the section
I observed in their smaller vehicle.

- Oh! Oh!
- Is anyone hurt?

It was he-- the beast I told you about.
I know it was.

Oh! I feel cold, as though I'd been
immersed in ice water.

There, there, Dr. Smith.
Shh. That's all right now.

I-- I heard
a high-pitched signal...

and-and I sort of felt
this presence...

but I couldn't do
anything about it.

I could feel it touch me,
but I couldn't even scream or move.

- They've got the rest of the Robot.
- Calamity! Calamity!

Dr. Smith, calm yourself.

We may not be dealing
with any ferocious beasts of prey...

but obviously there's
a dangerous life-form down there...

that prefers intimidation
to communication.

- He communicated with me.
- The beast of prey with venomous fangs, Smith?

Perhaps I exaggerated a bit.
He was of indeterminate shape.

Never mind
what he looked like.

- What did he say?
- He wanted to know where we were from.

When I told him,
he wanted to know then...

whether we all looked
like each other.

- I hope you denied that.
- Naturally, Major.

Perhaps the life-forms here
are all look-alikes.

Dad, where's
the rest of the Robot?

I would assume
they took him with them.

- The sooner we leave here, the better.
- And leave the Robot?

Will, we don't have any choice.

We're outta luck, John.

He not only took
the Robot with him...

he knocked out our
guidance system and power.

Robot?

Why has the small
Earth traveler come?

- Is he curious?
- Sure, I'm curious.

But the real reason I came
was to get our Robot back.

- He is in good hands.
- But he belongs to us.

You had no right to take him.

You also had no reason to mess up our ship
so we couldn't leave.

We have very good reason.

Look there.

You will agree the likeness to you
is extremely accurate, yes?

Well, even if it is,
that doesn't prove anything.

Look at us. It is good
to be alike and uniform.

If some of us are different
from each other, like you--

You are great travelers.

In your vehicle, you come and go
from the planet Earth.

We who are all uniform...

are not able to do the adventurous things
you have done.

To be like you
would make us superior.

We have been too long content
with our uniformity.

It has made us complacent.

And to be complacent...

is but one step from decay...

and the end
of our civilization.

This is a noble
and daring experiment.

What do you mean?
What experiment?

These duplicates...

will be the advance guard
of our civilization...

towards a brave, new vitality.

All right.
All right, fine.

Imitation is the sincerest form
of flattery, I guess.

And now-- Now, will you please
give us our Robot and release our ship?

The small Earth traveler
is mistaken...

if he thinks
these are only imitation.

Your robot will explain.

Robot!
Are you all right?

Come on. We've gotta get you
back where you belong.

This is where I belong,
small Earth traveler.

- Please, quit playing games.
- I play no games.

It is my function to assist the members
of the advance guard...

on their daring
but noble mission.

- What mission?
- To replace the Earth travelers...

to appropriate their vehicle,
the Jupiter 2...

to set a course
for the planet Earth...

and make that planet ours.

Do you realize what you're saying,
what they're trying to do?

And what's gonna happen to us
if they do this?

And when they get there, he said
that they were gonna make Earth theirs.

How did you get away?
Did the Robot help you?

No. They just let me go.

They managed to get the Robot
over to their side somehow.

Yeah, well.

That's quite a program
they've planned for themselves.

They make exact
duplicates of us...

hijack the ship
and head for home-- our home.

Perhaps we should secrete ourselves
in the bowels of the ship.

- Then we'll get to Earth too.
- Where do you suggest you
secrete yourself, Smith?

In the exhaust stack? If they do take over,
they'll be all over the ship.

Were they
real-live duplicates, Will?

Not quite, but they were
well on their way.

I defy anyone to make a duplicate of me.
It's really quite impossible.

How do you defy a life force
that can black us out...

blow the entire
propulsion unit...

and transform themselves
into living, breathing human beings, hmm?

Dad? I tried
talking to their chief.

I guess that's
what you'd call him.

But he wouldn't listen.
He just kept telling me their plans.

Well, maybe I can get him
to listen to me.

And this time, I'm giving
the order out loud.

- No one leaves the ship till Don and I return.
- Yes, sir.

All right. Let's go.

Well, here are the tubes,
but no duplicates.

Yeah.

Will couldn't have
made up that story.

Let's take a look.

I believe you wanted
to talk to us.

- We did.
- Talk.

I guess-- I guess I need
a little time...

to get used to the fact
that I seem to be talking to myself.

Well, we've achieved
our purpose, I guess.

That is a popular expression
with you, isn't it?

The expression may be popular,
but, take it from me...

that doesn't go for you...
or you.

That remains to be seen,
I guess.

Why are you doing this?

Didn't the small Earth traveler
tell you?

- He's to be my son.
- You'll never get away with it.

You'll be exposed as impostors
the moment you land on Earth.

Oh, the fact that our appearance
shocked you so proves otherwise.

Let's get 'em!

Do not resist.
It is futile.

What do you intend doing with us
and the rest of my family?

Until we return from the planet Earth
with our first report...

you will be kept here
in a state of preservation as our prototypes.

Our method is quite harmless,
as you will see.

[ Signal Humming ]

- [ Chortles ]
- Our first test.

I think we succeeded
rather well.

We sure did, I guess.

Watch that.
We mustn't use it too often.

- You're the boss.
- Don't you ever forget that.

We are at the beginning
of a great rebirth for our people.

As soon as I have
imprisoned the others...

you will proceed
to carry out your mission.

- [ Yelps ]
- What are you doing, Dr. Smith?

Oh, William, trying to find a place to hide
until we reach Earth.

But I can't seem to find any receptacle
large enough for me.

Oh, William,
I'm so frightened.

What shall I do?
Where shall I go?

Maybe Dad's talked them
out of their plan by now.

Oh, no. If he had, he and the major
would have been back by now.

William, it grieves me
to say this...

but I'm afraid we must reconcile ourselves
to the fact that they may never return.

But we must protect ourselves.
We must find a place to hide.

Why don't you try Don's idea--
the exhaust stack.

William! William!

William.
Where are you going?

- To look for them.
- But your father's orders.

Dr. Smith, you said he wasn't coming back,
so the order is canceled.

Oh, William, please stay.
I fear for your safety.

Dr. Smith, they were kind of
friendly to me last time--

well, in their own crazy way.

- I mean, they didn't hurt me.
- Then perhaps we should go together.

Whatever their plans are,
they may be kind enough...

to let us fly to Earth with them.

You never think of anything
but Earth, do you?

Oh, sadness,
oh, sorrow, William.

What else is there
to think about?

Come on, Dr. Smith.

It's in here somewhere.
If I can just find it.

Come on, Dr. Smith.

- I'm looking for a sign.
- What kind of sign?

"Abandon all hope
ye that enter here."

There usually is such a sign
in a place like this.

Well, there's no sign, Dr. Smith,
and you don't have to abandon hope.

But if that's the way
you want to be about it...

you go back to the Jupiter
and I'll go it alone.

William. No, no, no.

"In for a dime, in for a dollar,"
I always say.

Or at least I used to say
in the dear old days beyond recall.

- [ Footsteps ]
- [ Duplicate John ] Put some snap into it!

One, two, three, four!
We've got a lot of limbering up to do.

- Proceed!
- William, reassure me.

- Tell me that you are the real William.
- I am. He's not.

One, two, three, four!
One, two, three, four! Faster!

I'm not among them.
Perhaps they've forgotten about me.

One, two, three, four!
One--

Smith! On your feet!
Fall in here now!

One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four!
One, two, three, four!

Faster! One, two, three, four!
One, two, three, four!

That bogus me
is not me at all.

He's thoroughly incompetent.

That's you all over, Dr. Smith.

All right.
That'll be all.

Once we're in flight, we'll continue
with our daily physical training.

As the vanguard
of this great mission...

we must never let our defenses down
for one moment.

At the first sign of suspicion...

by anyone
we come in contact with...

we will use every means at our disposal
for their annihilation.

- Are you girls ready?
- I'm sure we are, Father.

Go ahead. We'll join you
when we get your signal.

William, your poor sisters--

what's going
to happen to them?

[ Footsteps ]

The same thing that happened to Dad and Don
unless we can find a way to stop them.

Over there.

- [ Judy On Speaker ] Mother?
- What is it, Judy?

Neither Will nor Dr. Smith
is down here.

Shall I look around outside?

No. Uh, come back on deck.

Right.

Who are you? What have you done
with my husband and Major West?

They have been well preserved,
as you will see.

- Don't you come near me!
- Do not run.

There will be less likelihood
of injury to you...

if you resign yourself to a condition
you are powerless to change.

[ Signal Humming ]

Mother?
[ Screams ]

No. It can't be.

- I don't believe it.
- Do we look well, Mother?

Perfect, dear.
Just perfect.

The only ones missing
are the young one, Will...

and the ancient one, Smith.

He said he was the...
handsome one.

- In that case, so am I.
- Did you tell him that, Dr. Smith?

I'm afraid I did, William.

You will act exactly
as he does--

boastful, awkward and lazy.

Do we hunt
the other two down?

We'll look for them
on the way to the ship.

Robot! Front and center.

The members of the advance guard
are ready to proceed with their mission.

- Prepare the crew.
- Hide, William.

The moment they see us,
we're doomed.

They'll put us into
the preserving cylinders.

We've gotta get on that ship
and stop them from lifting off.

No. No, we're safer here
with our real family...

than with those dreadful duplicates,
especially that one of me.

We're all here.
Lead the way, Robot.

Dr. Smith,
this is our last chance.

- We've gotta get on that ship with them.
- No, no.

There will be two of you
and two of me.

- No, there won't.
- A karate chop?

Come on.

William, we must have their clothes.

William, look. Webbed fingers.

Oh, dear.
They've left me behind.

All right. Now, girls,
you know the procedure.

Everyone has to be strapped in
during liftoff.

And, Dr. Smith, that goes for you
and for Will too.

Yeah, sure.

Just be your normal,
awkward self, Dr. Smith.

- Awkward indeed!
- [ Footsteps ]

- [ Duplicate Dr. Smith Groans ]
- Oh, dear! It's my duplicate.

You didn't hit him hard enough.
Hit him again.

Then grab him and throw him
in your cabin.

- But I don't know how.
- Just do it. I'll cover for you.

- Um, this thing's stuck.
- Oh, well, I'll help you with it.

- Where's Dr. Smith?
- Oh, you-you know how he's supposed to be.

Lazy and awkward.
I'm sure he'll be along in a minute.

- I hope he doesn't overdo his role.
- [ Chuckles ]

Better late than never,
Dr. Smith.

Oh, good heavens.
You sound just like the real--

Yes, Penny, dear.
Better late than never.

[ Duplicate Don On Speaker ]
Stand by for liftoff.

All right. From now on,
until our eventual return...

we are the true Earth travelers.

You will never refer to yourselves
in any other way.

Five seconds,
four, three, two...

one-- all systems go.

Our protoguidance control
is now homed in...

on the planet Earth.

I still can't get used
to the idea...

that we're different
from each other.

That's only the surface impression.

Underneath, we're as identical
as we ever were.

Are we? I'm not so sure
about that anymore.

After all, I am the leader.

Report your velocity, navigator.

I don't like your tone of voice.

We're still uniform. You don't
have to act superior to me.

I am the leader.
I am Professor John Robinson.

Report your velocity,
Major West.

Dad and Don would
never argue like that.

Dr. Smith, we've only got one chance
of gaining control of this ship.

That's to win the Robot
back to our side.

Now, I want you to keep them busy
while I work on the Robot.

But, William, no web.

They'll know at once
that I'm not one of them.

Just be your usual self, Dr. Smith,
and they won't notice a thing.

The important thing to do
is keep talking to them.

Oh, William, how do I communicate
with alien doubles?

With double-talk, I guess.

You remember me,
don't you, Robot?

Answer softly.

You are the small Earth traveler.

You know my name
as well as I do.

You also know I'm the real
Will Robinson, don't you?

Our mission is to replace
the Earth travelers...

to appropriate their vehicle...

to set a course for the planet Earth
and make that planet ours.

Robot, that's their mission,
not ours.

You've got to help me turn this ship back
and rescue the family.

I hear you talking,
small Earth traveler...

but what you are telling me
does not compute.

They've really changed you,
but good.

- [ Snaps Fingers ]
- Maybe I can reprogram your tapes.

If you make any attempt
to change me...

I shall be forced
to defend myself.

Such fascinating instruments.

What is this one?

Inertial guidance system,
if that means anything to you.

Indeed it does. It means that we are
being guided to the planet Earth.

Oh, joy, oh, bliss.

I shall show you gentlemen
around once we get there.

- I shall be your guide.
- To a planet you've never seen?

I was speaking figuratively,
you understand.

I have very sound instincts for the pursuit
of happiness in all its aspects.

I'm not sure I like this.

Smith, you seem...
very different from us.

Maybe too different.

No, no. No, I'm just
as different as you are.

And make sure you don't change.
Get the guns from the rack.

- Go below and clean them.
- Yes, Major.

- Hurry up!
- Yes. Yes, Major.

According to rank, Major,
I should have given Smith that order.

I gave him that order
to get rid of him.

Anyway, I thought of it first.

You know, I think
you're trying to take over.

If you know what's good for you,
you'll quit trying.

Don't you threaten me.

Just remember, underneath,
you're no different than I am.

- Now, look!
- Is anything wrong?

- No.
- I thought I heard you say you
were more different than Don.

- I am.
- That's a lie.

Well, you're supposed to be the best of friends,
and now you're fighting.

But I guess even good friends
have to argue once in a while.

It is hard getting used to the fact that
we're not alike anymore...

but I'm sure
you'll work it out.

[ Muffled Yell ]

Toothbrush, lotion,
comb and brush.

What have you got there,
Dr. Smith?

Just some articles...
for gun-cleaning.

[ Thumping ]

Did I hear a sound in there?

Just some loose objects being buffeted about
by the motion of the ship, my dear.

Oh, well, I'll put them
safely away.

Don't go in there!

The cabin is mine now, you know.
I'll take care of it.

Oh, dear.
I suddenly feel quite hungry.

Would you be good enough,
dear, to ask your mother...

to prepare two or three of her
lovely large sandwiches for me?

Sandwiches are Earth food,
Dr. Smith, not ours.

Have you changed
that much?

Oh, no.
No, of course not.

For a moment,
I forgot who I really was.

[ Muffled Yelling ]

Now, you be still,
you terrible person.

[ Muffled ]
Get away from me!

[ Muffled ]
Let me out of here!

Oh!

[ Yelps ]

Oh, William.

My dreadful duplicate,
he almost got free.

Boy, that would be awful.
I hope you tucked him away good this time.

Dr. Smith, I couldn't get anywhere
with the Robot. He's all theirs.

Not to worry, William.
Once we return to Earth...

we shall expose him
for the traitor he really is.

Don't you understand?
We can't let them get to Earth.

If they do, they'll keep making more and more
duplicates until they take over.

Besides, they have the Jupiter.

- We can't rescue the family without it.
- Oh, dear!

- There's only one thing we can do.
- What?

- Divide and conquer.
- [ Footsteps ]

Dr. Smith, here's your lunch.

You'd better eat it right away while it's hot,
or it won't be very good.

Thank you, madam.

- It's delicious.
- Will, would you like some?

Uh, no, thanks, Mom.
Not right now.

[ Muffled Yelling ]
Let me out of here!

[ Yelling ]

- Dr. Smith!
- But--

Two Dr. Smiths?

Impostor!
Impostor!

- Help!
- What's all the commotion?

That one, he beat me savagely
on the way to the ship.

Then he took my place.
I recovered and tried to come aboard...

but he beat me again, then bound
and gagged me and threw me in here!

Annihilate him!
Annihilate him!

He's lying. I'm one of you.
He's the impostor.

No! No, I'm not!
Look! Look!

He's telling the truth.
He is one of us.

Quickly. Your true name,
the planet of your birth...

and your normal life span.

- What?
- How can he remember?

We were all conditioned to be what we are,
not what we were.

Small Earth traveler, you're very clever,
but not clever enough.

We retain the memory of what we once were.
You'll both be cast adrift.

Our signals will transport you back where
you can join the rest of your crew--

if you're lucky enough
to get there.

- Take them out.
- [ Robot ] Danger! Danger!

Man your stations!
Vehicle in direct path of meteor storm!

[ Meteors Crashing ]

Robot! Help me!

I never thought
we'd make it, Robot.

The small Earth traveler
performed commendably...

in bringing the Jupiter
safely through the storm.

Can't you just forget that "small Earth traveler"
stuff and just be yourself?

I am doing the best I can.

The shaking up I just received
has helped considerably.

- However--
- [ Dr. Smith ] I'm innocent! I'm innocent!

Robot!

Inside.

Stand guard over the prisoner.

I guess you're gonna
throw me in there too.

I've changed my mind
about casting you adrift.

You'll remain with us
till we reach Earth.

You were very useful
in handling the ship during that storm.

You'll come in handy
in case we have another.

Well, maybe I just
won't wanna be handy.

You will unless you want something
to happen to your friend, Dr. Smith.

You look like my dad.
You've got his voice.

But he'd never
say things like that.

You're nothing but a criminal.
You're both criminals.

Bear one thing in mind.

Our civilization faces decay
because of our sameness.

We go to Earth
to learn to be different.

How, by taking over this ship?

By imprisoning my family?
By taking over Earth when you get there?

That's just being criminals.

You can't go to Earth. You've gotta turn back.
You've gotta let my family go!

All right. That'll be enough of that,
small Earth traveler.

- His name is Will Robinson.
- Another county heard from.

I just thought you should know
his real identity.

We know.
We know.

Did that storm
put our ship off course?

You're the navigator.
You should know.

Unless he knows more
than you do.

We know as much
as each other.

But he's a commander.
He should know more.

Then let him tell us
if our ship is on course.

[ Switch Clicks ]

We're being inertially guided.
We're on course.

Correction. The storm definitely
affected our bearings.

I suggest two minutes
portside thrust...

to be followed by three minutes
stern thrust for correction.

- You'd better be right.
- He always was when he belonged to us.

- Follow the robot's orders.
- Giving up your authority to a robot, Commander?

That'll be enough out of you.

Robot. Hold him.

- [ Thrusters Firing ]
- Was that an accurate correction
you gave them, Robot?

Who knows? The only thing I hope
is that Earthward it will not take them.

Nice work, Robot. I guess we're back
together again, right?

I hope so, Will Robinson.
I hope so.

Do you think you can get me into the pod
without them noticing it?

Get thee behind me, Will Robinson.
I will do what I can.

- Where's the boy?
- Since he is not on this deck...

it would be logical to assume
that he went below.

You disobeyed orders
and nearly sent us off course.

So much for him. Now we'll find
the small Earth traveler.

William, what are you doing?

Alpha Control, come in. This is Will Robinson
aboard the Earth ship, Jupiter 2.

If this ship approaches Earth,
do not allow it to land.

- It is hostile. I repeat--
- William!

Have you taken leave of your senses--
telling them not to let us land?

Dr. Smith, the Robot tried to set them
off course, but it didn't work.

Just in case,
I'm warning Alpha Control.

Now please stay away
from the radio.

Oh, dear!
So near and yet so far.

Come in, Alpha Control.
Do you read me?

We searched the galley.
Nothing.

I repeat. This is Will Robinson
on the Jupiter 2.

If this ship approaches Earth,
do not allow it to land. It is hostile.

Do you read me, Alpha Control?
[ Sighs ]

I can't raise them. I don't know
if they're getting my message or not.

- [ Loud Crash ]
- Oh!

- [ Duplicate Maureen ] Oh!
- [ Dr. Smith ] Oh!

Well, it seems that
they got the message.

The small Earth traveler's
responsible for this.

He'll ruin everything.

Keep searching.
We'll try the upper deck.

- Robot, what happened?
- Never mind him. We're sitting ducks.

Let's get out of the way
of those missiles.

[ Explosions ]

Robot, you're needed.
You've got to help me change our course.

We're being attacked
from Earth!

It is too late, Will Robinson.
They are coming.

Dr. Smith, get on the radio.

Try and get through
to Alpha Control.

Tell them-- Tell them the aliens
are manning the Jupiter...

- and they're trying to take over the Earth.
- Yes.

- I'll try and get us off automatic control.
- Yes.

Play dead, you silly goose.
You'll give away the game.

Play dead?
I'm as good as.

This goose is cooked.

[ Explosions ]

[ Explosions ]

He's got to be somewhere.

This is the famous galactic traveler,
Dr. Zachary Smith.

Do you read me,
Alpha Control?

I'm in a dreary
little space pod...

which I shall presently release
for a joyous landing on Earth.

So hold your fire
until I give the signal...

and then you may blast the Jupiter
to kingdom come.

[ Explosion ]

- [ Explosions Continue ]
- There he is, the little traitor!

[ Grunting ]
Come over here!

Now make them stop.
You're responsible for this.

Even if I wanted to,
I couldn't get through to them.

Is there anything
we can do?

You could try evasive action,
but their missiles would follow you anyway.

- There must be some way out of this.
- There's one way.

Go back where we came from.

That-- That did it.

- Do we go back?
- No. We land as programmed.

But first we get rid
of this little meddler.

If a commander endangers the ship,
the next in command can take over.

- [ Duplicate John ] There is no next in command.
- We'll never get through.

- I say we will.
- Now, Robot!

- Nice work.
- [ Explosion ]

All right, come on.
We've gotta turn the ship.

Too late, Will Robinson.
We have just landed on Earth.

Earth?
Did someone mention Earth?

Oh, good heavens.
My bag.

Excuse me.
Excuse me.

Beg your pardon.

Chicago!

- All right, let's go!
- Stacker of wheat!

- Hog butcher to the world!
- Better strap in, Dr. Smith.

- I'm taking the ship back where it came from.
- William, it's the Loop.

I know the Loop.
I've been there many times.

I do hope I look all right
for the photographers.

- [ Engines Ignite ]
- Dr. Smith!

Stop it!
Reverse the engines!

Oh, please, my dear sirs,
we meant you no harm.

Please take us back to Earth.

- [ Signal Humming ]
- It's too late.

- The signal. We have failed.
- Signal? What signal?

Where are you?
Where have you gone? Come back!

What have you done
with my family?

They are free. Look.

Dad! Mom!

The mission on which I dispatched
an advance guard is at an end.

We who are alike and uniform
in all our ways...

still have much to learn about the ways
of those who are different from each other.

What we are,
we must remain...

until a change comes
within ourselves...

and not at the expense of others.

Go.

[ Signal Humming ]

Here we come, Dr. Smith.

Right face, Dr. Smith.
Forward march.

I am doing this
only to indulge you.

It is the only way I can
recover my self-respect.

Self-respect indeed.

Beware, booby! Beware!

[ Muffled ] Enough of this nonsense.
Let me out of here.

[ Laughing ]

Let me out!
Out, out, out!

Let me out!

- [ Pounding On Door ]
- Out, out, out!

- You wanna let him out?
- No. I don't wanna let him out.

What about you?

I've got work to do.

Let me out!