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For adult only,21 +
Haruo, I'm hungry
Let's barbecue the squid
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No! Go back to the car
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Haruo, look
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Uncle Takashi?
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Haruo!
- What's up?
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Your landlady lent me this bike.
Look at it, it's pink
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I'm sleepy...
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Go on, sleep
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I can't. I always have bad dreams
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Really?
I'm interested in dreams
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Haruo thinks I'm stupid
- He doesn't understand
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In my dreams...
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It's pitch dark and there's this girl
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It scares me even to talk about it
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I'm serious
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It scares me...
Can I hold your hand, Rika?
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I feel so nervous and afraid
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These are mine
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It's my tonic.
It stops me from sleeping
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Are you staying?
- I won't sleep. Is that okay?
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Don't tell anybody that I'm here.
Don't tell your mom or dad
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Not even your aunt
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I'm OK with that
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Where's the fridge?
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What's this?
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Are you trying to catch the Giant Squid?
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Yeah
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That's very ambitious
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Haruo
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I think this will be a new beginning for me
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Shit! So many squids!
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Haruo
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Haruo!
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I'm getting sleepy
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Drink your vitamin drink
- My Oronamin-C!
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There's none left.
Is there something to eat?
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Look in the fridge.
- You only have squid
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I'll make you something tomorrow.
- I can't wait that long!
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Go to the convenience store
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Where is it?
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Down the street on your right
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It's late though
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Leave me alone!
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Haruo
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Who's there?
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Don't hide! Say something!
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No. Don't...
Don't say anything
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Haruo
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Yes?
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Were you with Rika?
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No
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Someone saw you with her yesterday
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It wasn't me
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Did you fuck her?
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How many times?
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Squid for lunch again
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Let's go to the store
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Wait a minute
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Hello
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Hello
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The landlady
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I had a dream
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A dream?
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Yes
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I'm getting sleepy again
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Go home and take a nap
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Oh no! I've got a hard-on
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Let me stick it in
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Go on
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It's weeping
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Stop it
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What's your uncle doing here?
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I don't know
Just hanging around
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Feel good, Haruo?
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It's so good...
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There's a car
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I'm coming, Haruo!
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I'm coming, Rikka
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You too?
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Come on!
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Oh my god, I'm coming!
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Come on!
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That's Iwata
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Don't move
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"Takayama Takashi"
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What are you doing?
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Uncle Takashi
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What?
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Have one of your tonics.
You'll fall in the sea
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Shut up!
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Catch that squid!
It'll be 6 months worth of food
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It wouldn't be
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Why don't you work, Uncle Takashi?
Hard work would stop your dreams
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We can live on the squid you catch
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We'd die of starvation
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That would be okay
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If you died eating your favourite food
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We'll go together
Across the sea
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Big waves, small waves
There are no problems
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Is our destination
heaven or hell?
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Go ask the fish,
Only the fish know
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You're really 35 years old?
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As you can see
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Hi
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Shiho, this is Takashi.
He's our new guy. Show him what to do
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Takayama Takashi,
Nice to meet you
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Hi, I'm Ito Shiho
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What have I done?
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So you dozed off?
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They fired me
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Luckily you didn't get hurt
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Well...
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You ate the pizzas?
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That was stupid of you
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I have to do this, Shiho
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Hey
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Stop it!
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I have a hard-on
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Takashi, stop!
- It always happens
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When I'm sleepy, I always get
a hard-on
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Sleep then!
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No! If I fell asleep,
it'd be worse for me!
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What will happen?
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I'd be jerking off like crazy
in my sleep
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Until I bleed
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You're irresistible. You smell good
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I can hear someone coming
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It wouldn't be so bad
if someone came
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Takashi
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I won't force you to do anything.
I'm still rational...
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Say...
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My back hurts
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Is there something on my back?
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What's going on?
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Ouch...
It hurts
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Iwata!
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Iwata's dead...
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I owed him 5000 Yen...
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Hey
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What's Uncle Takashi up to?
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He's at my place. He never sleeps
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He doesn't sleep?
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He was fired. Now he plays baseball
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Coming over?
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Not today
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Bye, Iwata
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Run! Yes, well done
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Go Takashi
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What are you doing?
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Run! Nice catch
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Get the ball
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What are you doing, idiot?
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Go! Run!
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I didn't know this was your apartment
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It's OK
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Shiho, he's trying to catch
a giant squid
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He's ambitious
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Are you talking about the
Colossal Squids?
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I've seen one
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Really?
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Yeah
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I went by motorbike to see one that
had washed ashore
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So...
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Hm?
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Are those squids huge?
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They sure are
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Hm
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Do you have to go home?
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No
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Funny
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Shiho!
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You're so nice and tight
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I can't hold it anymore!
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"Takayama Takashi"
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Shiho, I'm coming now
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Haruo
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Stick it in me
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Did you come, Haruo?
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Haruo was really angry
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It doesn't come off
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I thought I'd washed it off
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You did?
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Did you do it in the back?
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Has it become like a tattoo?
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Don't be silly
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Takashi
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Yes?
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Did you dream?
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Yes, I do everyday
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The moment I fall asleep
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How about now?
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I had one
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So...
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Tell me about it
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It's not interesting
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I don't mind
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Rika
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Yes?
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Look after Haruo for me
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I will
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There's a girl
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We're in darkness, having sex
in my dream
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She is so pretty
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We have such great sex
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And?
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She looks alive...
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but she's dead
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I see her face every day in my dreams
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I've come to really love her
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You love the girl from your dreams?
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I love her
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I'm out again
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Let's go to the store
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OK
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A woman's...
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Oh, it hurts!
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It hurts!
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Rika
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Hm?
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I had a strange dream
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What kind of dream?
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I was by the sea, on the beach
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I had a humongous squid on my line
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It splashed out of the water
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It was bright white
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When I saw it up close,
I noticed it was made of paper
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Why did uncle go to the shrine?
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What will I do with his body?
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Did you call your parents?
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Haruo
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I'll drive
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Call them
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Nobody's home
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I'll try again from the police station
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Haruo, look
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It's a squid
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Haruo
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Wait for me
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Iwata?
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Please, no!
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I'm coming!
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I'm coming again
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I'll go find Uncle Takashi
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Haruo, I'll stay here
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OK
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Iwata?
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- Will be right back -
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- Yama, The King of Hell -
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Excuse me...
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Are you King Yama?
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Just call me Yama
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Give me a break!
I need a break, please!
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I can't go on anymore
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I said I can't go on anymore!
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I have no sperm left
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Nothing's coming out!
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I want to ask you a favour
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Suck me off and I'll do
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No
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I love the way you living girls
have morals
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Can you release a man?
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Sure, but...
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But?
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If you lose a game of rock, scissors, paper
...you'll suck me off forever
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Uncle Takashi!
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Haruo
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This is so good
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Ready?
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One, two, three!
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I won!
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There. Takayama Takashi
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You can't look
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Can you release one more?
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If you kiss me
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Uncle!
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Uncle Takashi!
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Haruo...
We're in hell
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Let's get out of here!
Get Up!
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We have to get out of here!
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Uncle! Let's go!
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Where's Takashi?
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I don't know.
He just wouldn't wake up
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"Thanks for getting me out of hell"
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Are you that asshole's relative?
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What did he do?
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He wrote his name on his daughter
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Yeah! He disgraced my virgin girl
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This is yours, Iwata
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This, too
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And this
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Rika, get me the net!
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