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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,438 I was born by the special will 2 00:01:07,481 --> 00:01:12,189 of heaven in this Age of Iron to restore 3 00:01:12,231 --> 00:01:16,647 the lost age of chivalry. 4 00:01:16,689 --> 00:01:22,980 I am the man for whom all dangers are expressly reserved 5 00:01:23,022 --> 00:01:29,855 and grand adventures and brave deeds also. 6 00:01:29,897 --> 00:01:34,104 I am Don Quixote de la Mancha. 7 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:50,438 This will be a marvelous day for adventure, Sancho. 8 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,146 I feel it in my bones. 9 00:01:55,189 --> 00:01:57,688 Good god, Sancho! 10 00:01:57,730 --> 00:01:58,647 A giant! 11 00:01:58,688 --> 00:01:59,896 Where? 12 00:01:59,939 --> 00:02:01,146 There! 13 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:04,312 With arms six miles long-- 14 00:02:04,355 --> 00:02:08,354 just facing his terrible, grinding teeth. 15 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:13,896 I am sworn to rid the earth of this foul and fearsome giant, 16 00:02:13,938 --> 00:02:15,437 Sancho! 17 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,438 I am Don Quixote de la Mancha. 18 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:18,604 It's just a windmill. 19 00:02:18,647 --> 00:02:23,438 Prepare to die! 20 00:02:36,063 --> 00:02:37,354 And cut right there. 21 00:02:37,395 --> 00:02:38,312 Good work. 22 00:02:41,104 --> 00:02:43,187 Speak in English for Christ's sake! 23 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:45,437 No, no, it's not we can muck up the world. 24 00:02:45,479 --> 00:02:46,728 It's we can fuck up the world. 25 00:02:46,771 --> 00:02:47,895 That's what I wrote. 26 00:02:47,938 --> 00:02:49,354 That's what we're going to shoot. 27 00:02:49,395 --> 00:02:50,354 Me organ grinder. 28 00:02:50,395 --> 00:02:51,187 You monkey. 29 00:02:51,229 --> 00:02:52,062 No agua, thank you. 30 00:02:52,103 --> 00:02:52,853 That was a good one. 31 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:54,187 Did you buy that? 32 00:02:54,229 --> 00:02:55,436 We could cut that together, couldn't we? 33 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:56,937 That's someone else's job, isn't it. 34 00:02:56,979 --> 00:02:58,687 I said I want laughing, smiling, happy, 35 00:02:58,729 --> 00:03:03,604 clappy people-- white, black, yellow, green, LGBT, GLBT, GNT, 36 00:03:03,646 --> 00:03:05,229 fucking T&A. I don't give a fuck, 37 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:06,269 so long as the ratio is right. 38 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:07,270 OK? 39 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:08,145 Got to go. Hands to hold. 40 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:10,353 Oh, Toby. 41 00:03:10,395 --> 00:03:11,603 What is this? 42 00:03:11,646 --> 00:03:13,520 What is this I feel? 43 00:03:13,562 --> 00:03:14,312 I don't know, Rupert. 44 00:03:14,354 --> 00:03:14,978 What is it? 45 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,519 Your 15%? 46 00:03:16,562 --> 00:03:19,479 A little hard grain needing to be worn down, hmm? 47 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,395 Turned to dust, blown away on the wind. 48 00:03:22,437 --> 00:03:23,603 We should move along, shouldn't we? 49 00:03:23,645 --> 00:03:25,894 Good idea. 50 00:03:25,937 --> 00:03:28,186 Toby, I am so sorry. 51 00:03:28,229 --> 00:03:29,770 Toby, it's these bloody Spanish. 52 00:03:29,811 --> 00:03:31,936 They can't seem to handle anything too complicated. 53 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:33,645 Could you get me down, Fritzi? 54 00:03:33,686 --> 00:03:34,519 It's a reset-- 55 00:03:34,561 --> 00:03:35,936 everybody back to first! 56 00:03:35,978 --> 00:03:37,853 The crank! The crank is wrong. 57 00:03:37,895 --> 00:03:39,144 We're not going to make it. 58 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:41,477 No, I want to drop some of the shots. 59 00:03:41,519 --> 00:03:43,269 Yes! 60 00:03:43,311 --> 00:03:44,228 Are you sure? 61 00:03:44,269 --> 00:03:45,310 Why? 62 00:03:45,353 --> 00:03:46,352 Because it isn't working. 63 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:47,894 Because my client isn't happy. 64 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:50,228 Because the whole concept is ridiculous. 65 00:03:50,269 --> 00:03:52,685 Because we become what we hold on to. 66 00:03:52,728 --> 00:03:53,936 That's true. 67 00:03:53,977 --> 00:03:55,810 It's your concept, your vision, 68 00:03:55,852 --> 00:03:57,769 your idea to come to Spain in the first place. 69 00:03:59,228 --> 00:04:03,352 I know-- the smell, the sweat, the real España. 70 00:04:03,394 --> 00:04:04,644 Well then? 71 00:04:04,685 --> 00:04:07,851 Well, I was wrong. 72 00:04:07,894 --> 00:04:09,352 Oh, Sarah! 73 00:04:09,394 --> 00:04:10,144 How's it going, Sarah? 74 00:04:10,186 --> 00:04:11,102 Melissa. 75 00:04:11,144 --> 00:04:12,143 How's it going, Melissa? 76 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:13,852 Toby, I can't. 77 00:04:13,894 --> 00:04:14,935 You can. 78 00:04:14,977 --> 00:04:16,894 You must. 79 00:04:16,936 --> 00:04:17,560 You shall. 80 00:04:58,809 --> 00:05:00,226 I'm sorry. Can you please? 81 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,893 Look, can we please come up with some other ideas here? 82 00:05:03,935 --> 00:05:05,517 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 83 00:05:05,559 --> 00:05:08,100 Just a thought-- how about we just 84 00:05:08,143 --> 00:05:09,684 CGI the giant back in London? 85 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:10,975 Great idea,. 86 00:05:11,018 --> 00:05:12,309 Is that your best, when we have paid 87 00:05:12,351 --> 00:05:14,391 - for everybody to come out here? - Yeah. 88 00:05:14,434 --> 00:05:15,558 And Toby hates CGI. 89 00:05:15,601 --> 00:05:16,808 He wants it all handcrafted. 90 00:05:16,851 --> 00:05:18,142 I am a little bit worried 91 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:19,975 about the negative connotations here. 92 00:05:20,018 --> 00:05:21,392 I mean, Power Grid-- 93 00:05:21,434 --> 00:05:22,683 It's the world through Quixote's eyes. 94 00:05:22,726 --> 00:05:23,975 --is a multinational giant. 95 00:05:24,017 --> 00:05:24,975 Just like the book. 96 00:05:25,017 --> 00:05:26,391 There's a book? 97 00:05:26,434 --> 00:05:28,142 Do we have the rights? 98 00:05:28,184 --> 00:05:30,934 Hey, you fucking tampered with this, haven't you, you bastard? 99 00:05:30,975 --> 00:05:31,974 You should get me a fresh one. 100 00:05:33,392 --> 00:05:34,767 If anything happens to me, I will come here, 101 00:05:34,808 --> 00:05:37,183 and I will personally shit down your throat. 102 00:05:37,226 --> 00:05:39,892 Well done. 103 00:05:39,934 --> 00:05:44,225 Well, now that our producer here has so bravely thwarted 104 00:05:44,267 --> 00:05:46,934 the terrorist threat to our water supply, I'd like to say, 105 00:05:46,975 --> 00:05:47,934 buenos noches. 106 00:05:47,975 --> 00:05:48,892 We need you, Toby. 107 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:50,058 Don't we, everyone? 108 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,225 Everybody needs you, Toby. 109 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:52,184 You don't. 110 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,391 You are not going anywhere. 111 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:56,058 You're the epic fucking genius. 112 00:06:01,725 --> 00:06:03,475 Well, fuck you too. 113 00:06:03,516 --> 00:06:06,350 Well, will you noli me tangere? 114 00:06:06,391 --> 00:06:07,266 Mmm. 115 00:06:07,308 --> 00:06:09,766 Genuflect, everyone. 116 00:06:09,808 --> 00:06:13,725 She's adorable, so transparent you can read her like a book. 117 00:06:13,767 --> 00:06:19,016 Yeah, and slightly worn, spine-rubbed, some foxing. 118 00:06:19,058 --> 00:06:21,182 Hombre, que tal? 119 00:06:21,225 --> 00:06:22,766 That's what they say over here, isn't it? 120 00:06:22,808 --> 00:06:24,516 I wouldn't know. I don't talk to them. 121 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,891 Jacqui. 122 00:06:25,933 --> 00:06:27,724 Hey, I hope you're not giving our Man of La 123 00:06:27,766 --> 00:06:28,765 Mancha too much of a hard time. 124 00:06:28,807 --> 00:06:29,766 Not at all. 125 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:30,890 You can trust our Toby. 126 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,682 Just as I was saying. 127 00:06:32,724 --> 00:06:37,806 My family, to a great campaign, to Power Grid-- 128 00:06:37,849 --> 00:06:39,098 here's to us and bugger the rest. 129 00:06:39,141 --> 00:06:40,349 Bugger the rest. 130 00:06:40,391 --> 00:06:41,350 Yes, bugger them all with impunity. 131 00:06:41,391 --> 00:06:43,599 Yeah. 132 00:06:47,099 --> 00:06:48,016 I got to go. 133 00:06:48,058 --> 00:06:49,599 I got a meeting in Nice. 134 00:06:49,641 --> 00:06:52,640 Potential client, Russian vodka. 135 00:06:52,682 --> 00:06:54,806 They got me on their private jet. 136 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:57,515 Well, it's good to know people are still showing 137 00:06:57,557 --> 00:07:00,307 off the size of their dicks. 138 00:07:00,349 --> 00:07:03,140 I wanted you to keep an eye on her when I'm gone. 139 00:07:03,182 --> 00:07:04,181 Do that for me? 140 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:05,473 - Of course he will. - Yeah. 141 00:07:05,515 --> 00:07:06,015 Sure I will. 142 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:13,431 What's the problem, son? 143 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:14,640 Got it wrong. 144 00:07:14,682 --> 00:07:15,307 We should scrap the whole campaign. 145 00:07:15,349 --> 00:07:16,015 Aw. 146 00:07:16,057 --> 00:07:16,932 Hold your nerve. 147 00:07:16,973 --> 00:07:17,723 You're a great talent. 148 00:07:17,765 --> 00:07:18,556 He's a genius. 149 00:07:18,599 --> 00:07:19,390 He's a visionary. 150 00:07:19,432 --> 00:07:20,556 Really doesn't help. 151 00:07:20,599 --> 00:07:21,265 Maybe you need some inspiration. 152 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:21,890 Hey, you! 153 00:07:21,932 --> 00:07:24,014 Come here. 154 00:07:24,057 --> 00:07:24,556 Yeah. 155 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,264 There are some ideas in here you might-- 156 00:07:32,307 --> 00:07:33,224 What? 157 00:07:33,265 --> 00:07:34,765 Steal? 158 00:07:34,806 --> 00:07:36,805 Or use. 159 00:07:36,848 --> 00:07:40,097 Se or, maybe this one? 160 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:40,890 Wow. 161 00:07:40,932 --> 00:07:43,723 That's strange. 162 00:07:43,765 --> 00:07:45,640 Look, this is perfect. 163 00:07:45,681 --> 00:07:47,139 Isn't that our Man from La Mancha for real? 164 00:07:56,139 --> 00:07:59,263 That's the way, my family. 165 00:07:59,306 --> 00:07:59,972 He's going to be great. 166 00:08:03,056 --> 00:08:03,555 My money? 167 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,598 Hey. 168 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:10,680 Stay. 169 00:08:10,722 --> 00:08:11,846 I don't like to leave you here. 170 00:08:11,889 --> 00:08:13,597 - You're in a strange mood. - Sit. 171 00:08:17,513 --> 00:08:19,055 Where'd you get this? 172 00:08:19,097 --> 00:08:21,931 Uh, that's a good question. 173 00:08:21,972 --> 00:08:24,805 I found it. 174 00:08:24,847 --> 00:08:26,180 Toby? 175 00:08:26,223 --> 00:08:28,889 Hey, where are you going? 176 00:08:28,931 --> 00:08:30,930 Hey, hey, hey, aren't you supposed 177 00:08:30,972 --> 00:08:32,805 to be looking after me tonight? 178 00:08:32,847 --> 00:08:35,347 God knows someone should. 179 00:08:35,388 --> 00:08:36,971 Do you have a DVD player? 180 00:09:02,763 --> 00:09:04,596 You're bad. 181 00:09:04,638 --> 00:09:09,179 You bad boy. 182 00:09:09,222 --> 00:09:11,804 Bad and wicked. 183 00:09:11,846 --> 00:09:13,471 Will you hold that pose? 184 00:09:21,721 --> 00:09:25,095 I am Don Quixote de la Mancha. 185 00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:28,511 I was born by a special will of heaven 186 00:09:28,554 --> 00:09:31,471 to restore the lost age of chivalry 187 00:09:31,512 --> 00:09:36,887 for the protection of the weak and for grand adventures. 188 00:09:36,929 --> 00:09:38,094 What is it? 189 00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:41,136 "The Man Who Killed Don Quixote." 190 00:09:41,179 --> 00:09:46,470 I made it a long time ago. 191 00:09:46,512 --> 00:09:48,387 My graduation film. 192 00:09:48,429 --> 00:09:49,221 It won me awards. 193 00:09:49,262 --> 00:09:50,261 Oh. 194 00:09:50,304 --> 00:09:52,054 Oh, the old man is wonderful. 195 00:09:52,095 --> 00:09:54,261 Yeah, you know, I'm trying to break the cliche, 196 00:09:54,304 --> 00:09:56,762 you know, not using actors, real people, use villagers. 197 00:09:56,803 --> 00:09:58,261 Yeah. 198 00:09:58,304 --> 00:10:00,720 He was a shoemaker, I think. 199 00:10:00,762 --> 00:10:02,303 Yeah, yeah. 200 00:10:02,346 --> 00:10:05,720 And I can see why they grabbed you from commercials. 201 00:10:05,762 --> 00:10:08,428 Yeah, this must be my passport to Hollywood. 202 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:11,178 Yeah. 203 00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:14,636 Toby, I'm The Boss's wife. 204 00:10:14,678 --> 00:10:15,928 Yeah. 205 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,803 You are The Boss's wife. 206 00:10:17,845 --> 00:10:19,844 Yeah I'm The Boss's wife. 207 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:24,428 You're The Boss's wife. 208 00:10:24,511 --> 00:10:27,677 I'm The Boss's wife. 209 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,844 You're The Boss's wife. 210 00:10:29,886 --> 00:10:32,719 Oh no, Sancho, he's crazy-- 211 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,386 crazy with love. 212 00:10:34,428 --> 00:10:35,761 I am The Boss's wife. 213 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,344 You're The Boss's wife. 214 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:38,303 Yeah. 215 00:10:40,303 --> 00:10:42,636 I'm The Boss's wife. 216 00:10:42,677 --> 00:10:44,052 You're The Boss's wife. 217 00:10:44,094 --> 00:10:45,510 Yeah, baby. 218 00:10:45,552 --> 00:10:48,968 Oh, mm. 219 00:10:50,886 --> 00:10:51,761 Jacqui! 220 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:54,219 But he's in Nice. 221 00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:55,510 He'll kill me. 222 00:10:55,552 --> 00:10:56,219 What about me? 223 00:10:57,136 --> 00:10:59,928 Jacqui! 224 00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:01,385 Shit! 225 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:03,177 Jacqui! 226 00:11:03,219 --> 00:11:04,384 Shit. 227 00:11:04,427 --> 00:11:05,177 Oh god. 228 00:11:05,219 --> 00:11:06,052 I'm back! 229 00:11:06,094 --> 00:11:06,886 Every man for himself. 230 00:11:06,928 --> 00:11:07,594 What? 231 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:10,510 - Jacqui! - Come on. 232 00:11:10,552 --> 00:11:11,302 Come on. 233 00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:11,927 I don't have time. 234 00:11:11,969 --> 00:11:13,010 Hurry up! 235 00:11:13,052 --> 00:11:14,426 Gotcha! 236 00:11:14,469 --> 00:11:15,927 Oh, Toby, your beads. 237 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:17,927 Oh, shit! 238 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:18,885 Fuck. 239 00:11:18,927 --> 00:11:21,343 Go. 240 00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:24,801 Jacqui! 241 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,134 Vamos! 242 00:11:30,177 --> 00:11:32,384 I'm going to kill you, you greasy gyppo!! 243 00:11:36,885 --> 00:11:38,801 Hey, baby. 244 00:11:59,676 --> 00:12:01,509 That was the only cut. 245 00:12:16,051 --> 00:12:17,884 I don't even know what that's for. 246 00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:23,508 Toby. 247 00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:25,467 - Check this. - Hold on. 248 00:12:25,508 --> 00:12:26,383 Hey, pal. 249 00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:26,967 Toby. 250 00:12:27,009 --> 00:12:27,634 Come here. 251 00:12:27,675 --> 00:12:28,758 Check this out. 252 00:12:32,343 --> 00:12:33,259 Holy shit. 253 00:12:33,301 --> 00:12:36,134 - Right? - He's perfect. 254 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:40,634 Hola. 255 00:12:43,634 --> 00:12:45,175 Hola, se or. 256 00:12:45,217 --> 00:12:46,674 Hmm? 257 00:12:46,717 --> 00:12:48,342 Un momento, por favor? 258 00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:57,883 Que? 259 00:12:57,925 --> 00:12:58,674 Well. 260 00:12:58,717 --> 00:13:00,050 Hi, hola. 261 00:13:00,091 --> 00:13:01,382 Hola, we're American. 262 00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:02,716 Or I'm American. 263 00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:04,591 - This is Jimmy and Joe. - Hi. 264 00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:06,592 We're making 265 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,716 What are you doing for the next two months? 266 00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:19,757 Javier, you're making shoes now. 267 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,758 My shoes-- 268 00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:26,716 No, no, no. Forget the shoes, man! 269 00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:28,633 - These are bandidos. - Bandidos. 270 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,673 You're angry. 271 00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:31,549 Yeah, yeah. 272 00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:32,757 The girl is in danger. 273 00:13:32,799 --> 00:13:35,424 OK? 274 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,465 No. 275 00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:37,341 Fuck that. 276 00:13:37,382 --> 00:13:38,381 Ah! 277 00:13:38,424 --> 00:13:40,506 I am Don Quixote de la Mancha! 278 00:13:40,549 --> 00:13:41,798 Ahh! 279 00:13:41,841 --> 00:13:43,382 And he goes down. 280 00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:45,882 Then you hit this one, and then that goes down. 281 00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:46,465 Si, Javier? 282 00:13:46,507 --> 00:13:47,007 Si? 283 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,715 And gone. Si? 284 00:13:51,757 --> 00:13:53,839 Aye, si, si. 285 00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:55,423 Comprende? 286 00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:57,174 Forget the shoes. 287 00:13:57,216 --> 00:13:59,381 You are Don Quixote. 288 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:00,465 Si, comprendo. 289 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:04,673 No, Javier, you are Don Quixote. 290 00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,964 OK. 291 00:14:10,007 --> 00:14:11,465 Don Quixote. 292 00:14:14,423 --> 00:14:16,215 - And? - Ouch. 293 00:14:20,298 --> 00:14:22,714 Huh? 294 00:14:25,173 --> 00:14:26,756 If there's something that doesn't translate 295 00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:28,423 through a Polaroid, then it's not going 296 00:14:28,465 --> 00:14:29,547 - to translate through a camera. - How about that one? 297 00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:30,506 No, absolutely not. 298 00:14:30,548 --> 00:14:31,340 What about this one? 299 00:14:31,381 --> 00:14:32,173 That's my favorite. 300 00:14:32,215 --> 00:14:33,505 No, none of these. 301 00:14:33,548 --> 00:14:36,505 She's his dulcinea-- you know, his ideal. 302 00:14:36,548 --> 00:14:40,048 She has to be beautiful and pure. 303 00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:43,172 Just like in the book, the Lady Dulcinea looked up but once, 304 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,089 and their eyes met, and from that brief moment 305 00:14:45,131 --> 00:14:49,923 on Don Quixote de la Mancha became free from all fear. 306 00:14:53,381 --> 00:14:54,131 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 307 00:14:54,173 --> 00:14:55,089 Careful, Toby. 308 00:14:55,131 --> 00:14:56,089 She's Raul's little girl. 309 00:15:00,881 --> 00:15:04,631 Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby! 310 00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:05,713 You could be though-- 311 00:15:05,756 --> 00:15:06,755 you could be in movies. 312 00:15:06,797 --> 00:15:07,339 I'm serious. 313 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:08,172 Really? 314 00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:08,713 - Yes. - To die? 315 00:15:08,756 --> 00:15:09,297 Sure. 316 00:15:09,339 --> 00:15:10,130 Why not? 317 00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:11,379 I'm serious. 318 00:15:11,422 --> 00:15:14,172 - A little village girl like me? - Yeah. 319 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:14,922 Don't break it. 320 00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:16,589 Oh, please god. 321 00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:17,922 What if like-- 322 00:15:17,964 --> 00:15:19,339 - if I let it-- - No! 323 00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:21,255 Oh, please. 324 00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:23,630 Why? 325 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:24,505 I'm serious. 326 00:15:24,547 --> 00:15:26,255 You could be someone. 327 00:15:26,297 --> 00:15:33,963 Either you are very naive, or you are very crazy. 328 00:15:34,005 --> 00:15:37,713 Well, you know, an artist has to be. 329 00:15:37,755 --> 00:15:39,546 OK. 330 00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:42,545 Now you're-- now you're an artist. 331 00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:43,921 Yeah. 332 00:15:43,963 --> 00:15:48,254 An artist must be cruel. 333 00:15:48,297 --> 00:15:49,713 Are you cruel? 334 00:15:49,755 --> 00:15:50,671 Wait, wait-- wait there. 335 00:15:58,254 --> 00:16:00,420 What do you see? 336 00:16:00,463 --> 00:16:01,754 A star. 337 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,254 Angelica, where are you? 338 00:16:07,296 --> 00:16:08,754 It's late. 339 00:16:08,796 --> 00:16:12,171 I'm hungry! 340 00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:17,087 I love you. 341 00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:19,462 It's like I was really back there again. 342 00:16:19,504 --> 00:16:20,629 I could smell it. 343 00:16:20,671 --> 00:16:23,129 And then I wake up. 344 00:16:23,171 --> 00:16:25,921 A sue o, a beautiful dream. 345 00:16:25,962 --> 00:16:28,003 Yeah, but I don't dream. 346 00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:29,587 No, of course not. 347 00:16:29,629 --> 00:16:30,669 You don't have to. 348 00:16:30,712 --> 00:16:32,003 You have everything. 349 00:16:32,046 --> 00:16:33,545 I had no idea the village was this close. 350 00:16:33,587 --> 00:16:37,669 Los Sue os is just over the hill there. 351 00:16:37,712 --> 00:16:38,629 He's fucking mental. 352 00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:39,669 It still isn't working. 353 00:16:39,712 --> 00:16:41,128 We've got to shoot something. 354 00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:44,253 We cannot just sit here. 355 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,628 Set up a crane shot of the wind turbines. 356 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,462 Put it on a long track. 357 00:16:48,503 --> 00:16:49,961 The crane's on the other side. 358 00:16:50,004 --> 00:16:50,921 Yeah. 359 00:16:50,962 --> 00:16:51,754 It's going to take hours. 360 00:16:51,795 --> 00:16:52,295 Perfect. 361 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:02,462 You're back. 362 00:17:06,086 --> 00:17:08,003 Surprise. 363 00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:09,878 I didn't need to go after all. 364 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,586 Turns out they got a castle out here. 365 00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:15,378 The Russkies are buying up everything, aren't they? 366 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:18,544 But it's looking good for our Vodka gig. 367 00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:19,919 We'll know in a couple of days. 368 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:27,711 I asked you to look after my wife, Toby. 369 00:17:27,753 --> 00:17:28,502 I did. 370 00:17:28,544 --> 00:17:30,835 No, not very well. 371 00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:34,252 There was a thief in our fucking hotel suite. 372 00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:35,585 What? 373 00:17:35,628 --> 00:17:37,377 A thief? 374 00:17:37,419 --> 00:17:38,418 Are you sure? 375 00:17:38,461 --> 00:17:39,668 That'd what she says. 376 00:17:39,711 --> 00:17:41,169 You know what I think? 377 00:17:41,211 --> 00:17:43,169 I think it was that greasy gypsy from last night. 378 00:17:43,211 --> 00:17:44,543 I found his hat. 379 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:45,169 Right. 380 00:17:45,211 --> 00:17:46,085 Yeah. 381 00:17:46,127 --> 00:17:47,710 He seemed dodgy. 382 00:17:47,753 --> 00:17:49,419 Yeah. 383 00:17:49,461 --> 00:17:52,169 Well, they all are, aren't they? 384 00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:56,419 You look tired, son. 385 00:17:56,461 --> 00:17:59,752 Oh, you know, it's just watching that old DVD. 386 00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:00,460 Yeah. 387 00:18:00,502 --> 00:18:01,044 Jacqui told me. 388 00:18:03,835 --> 00:18:04,918 She told you? 389 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,126 Yeah. 390 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,293 A work of yours, she said. 391 00:18:09,336 --> 00:18:10,585 That's a coincidence. 392 00:18:10,627 --> 00:18:11,585 Yeah. 393 00:18:11,627 --> 00:18:12,959 Yeah, such a long time ago. 394 00:18:13,002 --> 00:18:14,627 It looks like it was made by somebody else. 395 00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:17,501 Yeah, why don't you polish up some of those old ideas, 396 00:18:17,543 --> 00:18:19,084 make them nice and shiny for us? 397 00:18:19,127 --> 00:18:19,919 Yeah, I could. 398 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,752 I don't know. 399 00:18:26,002 --> 00:18:29,043 You know what? 400 00:18:29,085 --> 00:18:30,168 While they're setting up, I think 401 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,709 I'm going to go for a spin. 402 00:18:31,752 --> 00:18:32,376 Clear your head? 403 00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:33,751 Right. 404 00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:34,543 I'll drive you. 405 00:18:34,585 --> 00:18:36,335 No, that's OK. 406 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,251 Dan the man. 407 00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:38,084 Yo, Toby. 408 00:18:38,126 --> 00:18:39,417 Lend me your bike. 409 00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:41,001 OK. 410 00:18:41,043 --> 00:18:41,959 Gracias. 411 00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:44,292 Are you coming, my love? 412 00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:45,626 No. 413 00:18:45,668 --> 00:18:47,627 Oh but, um. 414 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,084 I don't have a helmet. 415 00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:50,334 - You don't need one. - Take care. 416 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:42,957 All right. 417 00:20:42,999 --> 00:20:43,665 Great, great, great. 418 00:20:43,707 --> 00:20:44,498 Thank you. 419 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,789 Cut, cut, cut, cut. 420 00:20:45,832 --> 00:20:46,790 Thank you. 421 00:20:46,832 --> 00:20:48,665 Cut. 422 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:49,956 Gracias a todos. 423 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:50,916 Thank you very much. 424 00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:52,040 Hasta manana. 425 00:20:52,082 --> 00:20:53,332 Hasta manana! 426 00:21:09,749 --> 00:21:15,789 Do you want something more? 427 00:21:15,831 --> 00:21:19,206 I do, yeah, so many things-- 428 00:21:19,248 --> 00:21:21,331 better writing ability mostly. 429 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:22,873 Jesus. 430 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,122 No, no, no, no. No. 431 00:21:24,165 --> 00:21:26,040 Shh. 432 00:21:36,664 --> 00:21:38,997 You will be sent with my squire- 433 00:21:47,414 --> 00:21:48,580 Javier, Javier, this is great. 434 00:21:48,623 --> 00:21:49,539 This is great. 435 00:21:49,581 --> 00:21:52,289 This time take two. 436 00:21:52,331 --> 00:21:54,830 Todo in Inglés, please? 437 00:21:54,873 --> 00:21:55,914 Inglés. 438 00:21:55,955 --> 00:21:58,580 - Yeah, in Inglés. - Inglés. 439 00:21:58,623 --> 00:21:59,414 Action. 440 00:21:59,456 --> 00:22:01,705 Si, si. 441 00:22:01,748 --> 00:22:06,788 Unhand her, foul bandido! 442 00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:10,496 Stand and face justice! 443 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:19,746 OK. OK. 444 00:22:19,788 --> 00:22:21,455 Cut, cut, cut, cut. 445 00:22:21,496 --> 00:22:22,371 Perfecto. 446 00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:29,621 Wow. 447 00:22:29,663 --> 00:22:33,038 I am Don Quixote. 448 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,079 You are Don Quixote. 449 00:22:39,538 --> 00:22:43,871 I am Don Quixote. 450 00:22:54,663 --> 00:22:55,455 Por favor. 451 00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:41,369 Raul? 452 00:23:45,370 --> 00:23:46,953 How's it going? Long time no see. 453 00:24:34,994 --> 00:24:36,911 We don't need these. 454 00:24:36,952 --> 00:24:39,118 We understand one another perfectly. 455 00:24:39,161 --> 00:24:43,785 Hey, shiny boy, Little Pedro was in this film of yours, 456 00:24:43,827 --> 00:24:45,285 yeah? 457 00:24:45,328 --> 00:24:47,368 Yes, he was, Little Pedro, right, Sancho Panza, 458 00:24:47,411 --> 00:24:50,077 all 250 pounds of him. 459 00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:51,410 How is he? 460 00:24:51,452 --> 00:24:53,118 Little Pedro? 461 00:24:53,161 --> 00:24:54,368 He's dead. 462 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,243 Shit. 463 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:57,161 He liked to drink. 464 00:24:57,203 --> 00:25:00,702 - The drink didn't like him. - OK. 465 00:25:00,744 --> 00:25:01,784 I'm sorry. 466 00:25:01,827 --> 00:25:03,285 To Little Pedro. 467 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:07,868 Many things have changed since your film, Toby. 468 00:25:07,911 --> 00:25:09,993 What about Javier? 469 00:25:10,035 --> 00:25:12,117 The old man who played Quixote? 470 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:17,117 Is he-- is he still alive? 471 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,743 Alive? 472 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,868 Oh yeah. 473 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:23,492 Don Quixote Vive, if that's what you like to call him. 474 00:25:23,535 --> 00:25:25,160 Oh good. 475 00:25:29,619 --> 00:25:32,993 How about Angelica? 476 00:25:33,035 --> 00:25:34,743 Angelica? 477 00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:38,492 Angelica, your daughter. 478 00:25:38,534 --> 00:25:39,825 Come. 479 00:25:39,868 --> 00:25:41,701 I will take you. 480 00:25:41,743 --> 00:25:43,659 I will show you. 481 00:25:43,701 --> 00:25:44,576 Oh, she's here? 482 00:25:44,618 --> 00:25:45,284 Yeah. 483 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:46,325 Oh, fantastic. 484 00:25:46,367 --> 00:25:49,201 She was so great in the movie. 485 00:25:49,242 --> 00:25:49,742 Ooh. 486 00:25:59,284 --> 00:25:59,783 She was a flower. 487 00:26:11,825 --> 00:26:13,241 And they grow up, Raul. 488 00:26:13,284 --> 00:26:16,909 For Christ's sake, it's what they're meant to do. 489 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:18,825 My daughter? 490 00:26:18,867 --> 00:26:22,116 The whore? 491 00:26:22,159 --> 00:26:23,950 No. 492 00:26:23,992 --> 00:26:24,909 What are you talking about? 493 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,617 She was such a sweet girl. 494 00:26:26,658 --> 00:26:28,450 No more. 495 00:26:28,491 --> 00:26:32,325 She chase your dream, Toby, to Madrid. 496 00:26:32,366 --> 00:26:33,782 She break. 497 00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:52,824 What the fuck! 498 00:26:52,867 --> 00:26:53,783 Give me that. 499 00:26:53,825 --> 00:26:55,158 - You-- - Papa! 500 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:55,991 - Papa! - Fuck! 501 00:26:58,742 --> 00:26:59,741 You little fucking prick. 502 00:27:04,283 --> 00:27:05,407 Hey! 503 00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:07,283 What the hell did you call my boy? 504 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:09,158 Jesus! 505 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,532 Come back here, you creep! 506 00:27:28,116 --> 00:27:28,908 Quixote Vive? 507 00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:06,406 Hello? 508 00:28:10,324 --> 00:28:10,823 Hola! 509 00:28:13,823 --> 00:28:18,239 Hi. There's a sign, Quixote Vive? 510 00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:20,072 You want to see him? 511 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,156 Would you like to see the Don Quixote 512 00:28:22,198 --> 00:28:25,197 de la Mancha, the real Don Quixote? 513 00:28:25,239 --> 00:28:25,739 I do. 514 00:28:42,573 --> 00:28:45,489 Come on. 515 00:28:45,531 --> 00:28:46,489 OK. 516 00:29:29,821 --> 00:29:30,321 No, no, no. 517 00:29:34,946 --> 00:29:37,821 I am Don Quixote de la Mancha. 518 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:42,945 I was born in the year of our Savior, 1605, 519 00:29:42,988 --> 00:29:45,863 by special will of heaven to restore 520 00:29:45,905 --> 00:29:49,779 the lost age of chivalry. 521 00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:52,362 I am the man for whom all dangers 522 00:29:52,404 --> 00:29:55,570 are expressly resulting. 523 00:29:55,613 --> 00:30:01,237 And grand adventures and brave deeds also. 524 00:30:01,279 --> 00:30:02,987 I am 400 years old. 525 00:30:05,988 --> 00:30:09,571 It's not easy living so long. 526 00:30:09,613 --> 00:30:13,446 But I cannot die 527 00:30:13,487 --> 00:30:17,820 unless perhaps I 528 00:30:17,862 --> 00:30:21,819 could rid myself of my dreams. 529 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:22,861 Holy shit. 530 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,986 Javier? 531 00:30:25,029 --> 00:30:27,153 Sancho? 532 00:30:27,196 --> 00:30:29,403 Is that you? 533 00:30:29,446 --> 00:30:30,196 Sancho! 534 00:30:30,237 --> 00:30:31,486 No. 535 00:30:31,528 --> 00:30:36,527 Sancho, you've come back! 536 00:30:36,570 --> 00:30:38,236 You've come back to save me. 537 00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:41,945 Oh, oh, oh, you tricky peasant! 538 00:30:41,987 --> 00:30:42,904 Oh! 539 00:30:42,945 --> 00:30:43,862 Oh, oh, oh! 540 00:30:43,904 --> 00:30:45,069 OK. OK. 541 00:30:45,112 --> 00:30:46,403 I'm not Sancho. 542 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,361 And you're not Don Quixote. 543 00:30:48,403 --> 00:30:49,236 Mmm. 544 00:30:49,278 --> 00:30:50,986 You, Sancho. 545 00:30:51,029 --> 00:30:52,028 Oh. 546 00:30:52,070 --> 00:30:54,361 Sancho, Sancho, isn't it you? 547 00:30:54,403 --> 00:30:58,903 You must rescue me from these enchanters, huh? 548 00:30:58,945 --> 00:31:00,445 Please, Sancho, take me-- 549 00:31:00,486 --> 00:31:01,652 take me away, Sancho. 550 00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:02,903 OK. Yeah. 551 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,194 I'm a little late for something now. 552 00:31:04,236 --> 00:31:05,235 - But maybe-- - No, Sancho! 553 00:31:05,278 --> 00:31:06,236 - Please, Sancho! - All right. 554 00:31:06,278 --> 00:31:07,069 Ease up, Javier. All right. 555 00:31:07,111 --> 00:31:07,903 Let go. All right. 556 00:31:07,944 --> 00:31:08,903 Let me out of here! 557 00:31:08,944 --> 00:31:09,777 Let me out, please. 558 00:31:09,819 --> 00:31:10,736 Javier, I've got to go. 559 00:31:13,861 --> 00:31:15,152 Oh, what are you going? 560 00:31:15,195 --> 00:31:17,153 Get off me! 561 00:31:17,236 --> 00:31:17,944 Get off me! 562 00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:10,734 Just look at the fucking facts, Rupert. 563 00:32:10,776 --> 00:32:12,234 We bring a whole crew over to Spain. 564 00:32:12,277 --> 00:32:15,110 He vanishes into thin air on a fucking motorbike. 565 00:32:15,152 --> 00:32:16,318 You're talking. 566 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,484 There's only one genius on this set, 567 00:32:17,526 --> 00:32:18,318 and it's certainly not you, is it? 568 00:32:18,359 --> 00:32:19,276 He's not a genius. 569 00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:20,943 He's like a fucking child. 570 00:32:20,985 --> 00:32:22,526 Ah, Toby! 571 00:32:22,568 --> 00:32:25,193 Where the hell have you been? 572 00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:26,650 We've been stalling here. 573 00:32:26,693 --> 00:32:28,651 We've been dicking around here for hours. 574 00:32:28,693 --> 00:32:29,901 Whoa. 575 00:32:29,985 --> 00:32:31,610 Calm, dearheart. 576 00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:34,193 Looks like Toby needs a moment. 577 00:32:34,234 --> 00:32:37,942 The agency is begging for blood. 578 00:32:37,984 --> 00:32:39,275 Bill needs a shot list. 579 00:32:39,318 --> 00:32:42,151 I need-- thanks to you, I need a doctor. 580 00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:43,317 I literally do. 581 00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:44,193 Now, now, Toby. 582 00:32:44,234 --> 00:32:45,358 What's happened to you? 583 00:32:45,401 --> 00:32:46,400 I mean, look at the state of you. 584 00:32:46,443 --> 00:32:48,109 Oh, and the police are here. 585 00:32:48,151 --> 00:32:50,525 Do you know what, Bill? 586 00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:53,901 It's all yours-- the whole fucking nightmare. 587 00:32:53,942 --> 00:32:56,025 You're promoted. I quit. 588 00:32:58,734 --> 00:32:59,983 Toby! 589 00:33:00,026 --> 00:33:01,817 They found the thief. 590 00:33:01,859 --> 00:33:03,941 They want that fucking gypsy, of course. 591 00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:04,901 Do me a favor. 592 00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:06,233 Come identify him for me. 593 00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:06,775 Yeah. 594 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,733 It's looking great. 595 00:33:19,650 --> 00:33:20,483 Hola. 596 00:33:20,525 --> 00:33:23,192 Bien. 597 00:33:23,233 --> 00:33:23,733 Yeah? 598 00:33:26,650 --> 00:33:28,733 He was the creep bothering my wife in the restaurant 599 00:33:28,775 --> 00:33:30,442 the other night, wasn't he? 600 00:33:30,483 --> 00:33:32,025 Yeah, that's him. 601 00:33:32,066 --> 00:33:34,774 Typical. 602 00:33:34,816 --> 00:33:36,441 Se or,. 603 00:33:49,858 --> 00:33:52,733 This is your motorcycle, Se or? 604 00:33:52,774 --> 00:33:57,149 Uh, mine how? 605 00:33:57,192 --> 00:34:01,691 There has been a fire in a local village. 606 00:34:01,733 --> 00:34:06,274 That registration number matches one we were given. 607 00:34:06,316 --> 00:34:07,107 Oh, I'm sorry. 608 00:34:07,149 --> 00:34:08,982 But that's not mine. 609 00:34:09,025 --> 00:34:12,024 I-- it's, um-- 610 00:34:12,065 --> 00:34:14,565 who's the little-- that guy! 611 00:34:14,608 --> 00:34:16,357 Toby, Toby, don't you remember? 612 00:34:16,399 --> 00:34:17,899 You borrowed it. 613 00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:19,398 He borrowed it for inspiration. 614 00:34:22,482 --> 00:34:25,107 Perhaps you will come to assist us. 615 00:34:25,149 --> 00:34:26,857 But I don't know anything about any fire. 616 00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:28,273 I mean, I know what fire is. 617 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,732 But I don't know what you're talking about. 618 00:34:29,773 --> 00:34:31,648 Better go along with them, Toby. 619 00:34:31,690 --> 00:34:33,315 We don't want to antagonize the locals. 620 00:34:37,274 --> 00:34:39,107 Don't worry about the delay here. 621 00:34:39,149 --> 00:34:42,440 Put it down to act of God or something. 622 00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:44,689 Oh, wait. 623 00:34:44,732 --> 00:34:47,273 I found these outside my hotel suite. 624 00:34:50,565 --> 00:34:52,398 Yours, aren't they? 625 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,731 Oh fuck. 626 00:34:53,773 --> 00:34:54,273 Thanks. 627 00:34:57,231 --> 00:34:59,397 Any problems, text me. 628 00:35:25,564 --> 00:35:30,771 I think you got me into a big trouble, Se or Toby, hmm? 629 00:35:30,814 --> 00:35:33,063 Maybe you should be a man. 630 00:35:33,106 --> 00:35:35,814 Maybe you should tell them, eh? 631 00:35:35,856 --> 00:35:37,147 Fuck this! 632 00:35:37,190 --> 00:35:38,439 God, what I wouldn't give to get my hands 633 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,563 on one of these bastards for a few minutes. 634 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:43,022 Animals! 635 00:35:43,064 --> 00:35:45,564 Still living in the fucking Middle Ages. 636 00:35:45,606 --> 00:35:47,688 Oh shit. 637 00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:50,063 Fucking-- Holy Week. 638 00:35:50,105 --> 00:35:52,646 Holy Week. 639 00:36:04,022 --> 00:36:06,730 - I know a way around this. - Are you sure? 640 00:36:21,105 --> 00:36:25,563 We'll be back on the main road in a moment. 641 00:36:25,605 --> 00:36:26,937 A moment? 642 00:36:26,980 --> 00:36:28,897 How long exactly is a moment in your life? 643 00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:29,771 I didn't know. 644 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,438 Just shut the fuck up. 645 00:36:31,479 --> 00:36:33,271 What is this? 646 00:36:33,313 --> 00:36:34,562 What the fuck is he doing? 647 00:36:36,521 --> 00:36:38,729 Hey, get out! 648 00:36:38,771 --> 00:36:43,104 Your carnival is over, old man. 649 00:36:43,146 --> 00:36:45,896 Oh no. 650 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:49,270 Why are those men in chains? 651 00:36:49,313 --> 00:36:50,604 Sancho. 652 00:36:50,646 --> 00:36:51,979 Shit. 653 00:36:52,021 --> 00:36:54,145 I am Don Quixote de la Mancha. 654 00:36:54,188 --> 00:36:59,021 And I command you to release my squire, Sancho Panza. 655 00:36:59,062 --> 00:37:00,187 Don Quixote? 656 00:37:00,229 --> 00:37:01,062 Si. 657 00:37:01,104 --> 00:37:03,270 Wow. 658 00:37:03,313 --> 00:37:06,104 Looks like one of you is saved. 659 00:37:06,146 --> 00:37:07,770 This has nothing to do with me. 660 00:37:07,812 --> 00:37:12,103 I am dedicated to chivalry and protection of the weak. 661 00:37:12,146 --> 00:37:15,854 Huh? 662 00:37:15,896 --> 00:37:19,729 Your hellish wailing does not frighten me! 663 00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:22,145 Release those innocent men. 664 00:37:22,188 --> 00:37:24,062 Hey, carnival is-- 665 00:37:24,104 --> 00:37:25,979 oh! 666 00:37:26,021 --> 00:37:27,520 What the fuck? 667 00:37:27,562 --> 00:37:29,561 - Get off that horse, you-- - Go! 668 00:37:29,604 --> 00:37:30,603 Get away from Rocinante! 669 00:37:33,770 --> 00:37:36,478 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 670 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,228 Stop, stop, stop, stop! 671 00:37:37,270 --> 00:37:38,311 Help! 672 00:37:38,353 --> 00:37:40,228 No, no, no, no, help! Shit! 673 00:37:40,270 --> 00:37:43,686 What the fuck are you doing, man? 674 00:37:43,729 --> 00:37:46,686 I think you've killed him. 675 00:37:46,728 --> 00:37:51,144 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 676 00:37:52,686 --> 00:37:55,477 No, no! No! 677 00:37:58,644 --> 00:38:00,102 No, please. 678 00:38:00,145 --> 00:38:01,561 - Freeze! - No! 679 00:38:01,603 --> 00:38:02,561 God no! 680 00:38:05,603 --> 00:38:09,102 Sancho, the forces of darkness are defeated! 681 00:38:09,145 --> 00:38:10,603 It wasn't me. I didn't do it. 682 00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,560 Fuck. Shit. 683 00:38:44,519 --> 00:38:45,727 I'm bleeding. 684 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,351 Oh. Oh. 685 00:38:50,394 --> 00:38:51,518 Thank God it's not mine. 686 00:38:55,852 --> 00:38:58,185 No, no, no. 687 00:38:58,227 --> 00:38:59,852 Fuck. 688 00:38:59,894 --> 00:39:00,893 No! 689 00:39:00,935 --> 00:39:02,018 Please don't let this be real! 690 00:39:07,602 --> 00:39:10,393 Fuck! Fuck! 691 00:39:22,934 --> 00:39:25,475 Oh shit. Shit. 692 00:39:25,518 --> 00:39:26,435 Shit. Shit. 693 00:39:26,476 --> 00:39:27,101 Shit. 694 00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:30,851 Fucking batteries! 695 00:39:35,642 --> 00:39:37,350 I'm a dead man. OK. 696 00:39:37,393 --> 00:39:38,143 OK. 697 00:39:38,185 --> 00:39:39,475 Take control. 698 00:39:39,517 --> 00:39:42,267 Take control, Toby. 699 00:39:42,310 --> 00:39:46,059 Take control and the world soon follows. 700 00:39:46,143 --> 00:39:46,642 Take control. 701 00:39:55,809 --> 00:39:57,142 Sancho! 702 00:39:57,184 --> 00:39:58,892 There you are. 703 00:39:58,934 --> 00:40:03,642 You crazy peasant, always playing games. 704 00:40:03,684 --> 00:40:05,725 Do you think you can hide from me? 705 00:40:05,767 --> 00:40:06,642 No, no, no, no, no. 706 00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:07,517 Stay away from me. 707 00:40:07,559 --> 00:40:09,309 Sancho, you're free. 708 00:40:09,350 --> 00:40:10,725 Those cops are dead, aren't they? 709 00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:13,184 No, no, no, no, no, no. 710 00:40:13,225 --> 00:40:15,725 The forces of darkness can never die. 711 00:40:15,766 --> 00:40:17,141 You killed them, didn't you? 712 00:40:17,184 --> 00:40:19,683 You were so brave, huh? 713 00:40:19,725 --> 00:40:21,765 The way you attacked that coachman 714 00:40:21,808 --> 00:40:24,224 and frightened away his wailing beast. 715 00:40:24,267 --> 00:40:25,474 I didn't do anything. 716 00:40:25,516 --> 00:40:28,391 Oh, humility is a blessing. 717 00:40:28,433 --> 00:40:30,974 Tonight, we will sing songs to your bravery. 718 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:38,765 I brought you your clothes, Sancho. 719 00:40:38,808 --> 00:40:41,433 You can get out of that disguise, eh? 720 00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:43,266 You are free. 721 00:40:46,141 --> 00:40:48,265 Oh, Sancho. 722 00:40:48,308 --> 00:40:52,473 We shall have such great adventures together. 723 00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:56,099 A knight-errant and his loyal squire, huh? 724 00:40:56,141 --> 00:40:58,057 Mwah. Mwah. 725 00:40:58,099 --> 00:40:59,057 Sancho. 726 00:41:11,224 --> 00:41:13,223 This will be a marvelous day for adventure, Sancho. 727 00:41:13,266 --> 00:41:15,099 I feel it in my bones. 728 00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:18,390 I need to call my office. 729 00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:19,890 Where are we going? 730 00:41:19,932 --> 00:41:22,265 Who knows? 731 00:41:22,308 --> 00:41:25,932 Her destiny guides our fortune, Sancho. 732 00:41:30,765 --> 00:41:33,640 I'm getting eaten alive. 733 00:41:33,682 --> 00:41:34,764 Look, maybe we should just go back 734 00:41:34,807 --> 00:41:37,307 and face a few ugly realities. 735 00:41:37,348 --> 00:41:38,848 You can explain everything to the authorities. 736 00:41:38,891 --> 00:41:40,182 Explain? 737 00:41:40,223 --> 00:41:43,140 Do you think explaining explains anything? 738 00:41:43,182 --> 00:41:45,639 Well, yes. 739 00:41:45,682 --> 00:41:49,098 You have a simple view of life, Sancho, very touching. 740 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,139 Yeah. 741 00:41:50,182 --> 00:41:51,431 And you're really Don Quixote. 742 00:41:51,473 --> 00:41:52,056 You doubt it? 743 00:41:56,015 --> 00:41:58,931 Look, do you remember years ago, about 10 years ago, 744 00:41:58,973 --> 00:42:00,347 I was making a film? 745 00:42:00,390 --> 00:42:03,140 You were just an old man I found. 746 00:42:03,182 --> 00:42:07,098 - I was lost, forgotten. - Yeah, right. 747 00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:08,514 But then I found you. 748 00:42:08,556 --> 00:42:10,389 And I thought, this guy has an interesting face. 749 00:42:10,431 --> 00:42:13,347 It's the kind of face I'd use now to sell insurance. 750 00:42:13,389 --> 00:42:16,346 I owe you a great debt, Sancho. 751 00:42:16,389 --> 00:42:17,597 You restored me. 752 00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:19,389 You really don't remember? 753 00:42:19,431 --> 00:42:22,722 Don Quixote de la Mancha, the knight 754 00:42:22,764 --> 00:42:24,306 of the mournful countenance-- 755 00:42:24,347 --> 00:42:27,847 Come to restore the lost age of chivalry 756 00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:30,930 by a special will of heaven! 757 00:42:30,972 --> 00:42:32,305 Yes. 758 00:42:32,347 --> 00:42:34,264 Well, I wrote that. 759 00:42:34,306 --> 00:42:35,638 Que? 760 00:42:35,681 --> 00:42:37,097 I adapted it, since a screenplay is a very 761 00:42:37,139 --> 00:42:38,263 different language to a novel. 762 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:38,847 But it's-- 763 00:42:44,722 --> 00:42:46,138 Blasphemer! 764 00:42:46,181 --> 00:42:48,889 The hand of our God in heaven wrote me, 765 00:42:48,930 --> 00:42:51,763 - not the filthy whore of some-- - OK. 766 00:42:51,805 --> 00:42:53,221 OK. I apologize. 767 00:42:53,264 --> 00:42:54,930 I'm sorry. 768 00:42:54,972 --> 00:42:58,638 You may beg forgiveness at the feet of my Lady Dulcinea. 769 00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,762 Lady Dulcinea, right? 770 00:42:59,805 --> 00:43:00,346 Of course. 771 00:43:00,388 --> 00:43:02,470 OK. 772 00:43:02,513 --> 00:43:07,138 Once, as if in a dream, Don Quixote 773 00:43:07,181 --> 00:43:12,055 dreams this Lady Dulcinea. 774 00:43:12,097 --> 00:43:14,471 She was sitting-- 775 00:43:14,513 --> 00:43:17,305 Beside a stream before her crystal mansion. 776 00:43:17,346 --> 00:43:19,637 I know, of course. 777 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,221 Writing again, Sancho? 778 00:43:21,263 --> 00:43:23,470 No. 779 00:43:23,555 --> 00:43:26,971 Because those are the words of the great Arab historian, 780 00:43:27,013 --> 00:43:28,304 Cide Hamete Benengeli. 781 00:43:28,346 --> 00:43:31,345 Right, right, I forgot. 782 00:43:31,388 --> 00:43:38,345 I have here this rare volume of my exploits, hmm? 783 00:43:39,555 --> 00:43:44,096 A trifle florid perhaps, but the spirit is true. 784 00:43:44,138 --> 00:43:46,387 Can I read? 785 00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:53,262 That a peasant like you should feign interest 786 00:43:53,304 --> 00:43:54,761 in a book he cannot read. 787 00:43:57,721 --> 00:44:00,470 Can I see? 788 00:44:00,512 --> 00:44:01,179 Oh. 789 00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:03,053 But I can read. 790 00:44:03,095 --> 00:44:06,553 This is English, Sancho. 791 00:44:06,596 --> 00:44:08,845 "Eeeen-gleesh." 792 00:44:08,888 --> 00:44:14,637 It's a very difficult language, a Protestant language. 793 00:44:14,679 --> 00:44:16,012 But come. Come. 794 00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:20,553 Come. Sit with me, huh? 795 00:44:20,596 --> 00:44:21,803 We will read it together. 796 00:44:24,678 --> 00:44:27,927 Now, I will sound the words. 797 00:44:27,970 --> 00:44:31,803 And you can look at the pictures. 798 00:44:31,845 --> 00:44:35,052 Now, here. 799 00:44:35,095 --> 00:44:42,052 Here, this is me on my war horse, Rocinante. 800 00:44:44,303 --> 00:44:46,385 That's you Sancho. 801 00:44:46,428 --> 00:44:50,261 And here-- here-- 802 00:44:50,303 --> 00:44:54,802 here is a beautiful princess, hmm, 803 00:44:54,845 --> 00:44:57,720 resplendent on her charger. 804 00:45:12,052 --> 00:45:14,177 A giant! 805 00:45:14,219 --> 00:45:16,136 What giant? 806 00:45:16,178 --> 00:45:20,802 A giant with arms six miles long. 807 00:45:20,844 --> 00:45:22,594 She is in terrible danger. 808 00:45:22,635 --> 00:45:23,552 It's a windmill. 809 00:45:23,594 --> 00:45:24,926 Oh! 810 00:45:24,969 --> 00:45:25,719 Rocinante! 811 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,177 Oh! 812 00:45:29,136 --> 00:45:31,552 Rocinante! 813 00:45:31,594 --> 00:45:34,051 I will save you, fair maiden! 814 00:45:34,094 --> 00:45:34,677 Come back here! 815 00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:35,468 Don! 816 00:45:35,510 --> 00:45:36,843 This is a mistake! 817 00:45:36,886 --> 00:45:38,468 Prepare to die, foul and fearsome beast! 818 00:45:38,510 --> 00:45:39,302 This isn't a giant! 819 00:45:39,343 --> 00:45:40,634 Oh, god no! Don! 820 00:45:40,677 --> 00:45:42,093 Don! 821 00:45:42,135 --> 00:45:44,384 Take this! 822 00:45:49,926 --> 00:45:52,759 And cut right there. 823 00:45:52,802 --> 00:45:53,635 Oh. 824 00:45:53,677 --> 00:45:56,260 Giant, where are you? 825 00:45:56,302 --> 00:45:59,509 Where are you, huh? 826 00:45:59,552 --> 00:46:02,968 There you are, you thief! 827 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,301 Take that! 828 00:46:08,759 --> 00:46:10,634 Hey! 829 00:46:10,676 --> 00:46:12,925 - Ow. - Don't move. 830 00:46:12,968 --> 00:46:15,634 Just lay still. 831 00:46:15,676 --> 00:46:19,134 You have saved, dear lady. 832 00:46:19,177 --> 00:46:22,843 I am at your command. 833 00:46:22,885 --> 00:46:23,384 Oh. 834 00:46:26,301 --> 00:46:28,550 I see the love light in your eyes. 835 00:46:28,593 --> 00:46:31,800 It's understandable. 836 00:46:31,843 --> 00:46:33,967 My hand on it. 837 00:46:34,010 --> 00:46:38,634 But alas, I am betrothed to another. 838 00:46:38,676 --> 00:46:42,384 Oh. 839 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:45,384 Does he have the squirrels in the attic? 840 00:46:45,426 --> 00:46:48,342 Squirrels are the least of it. 841 00:46:48,384 --> 00:46:50,342 Do you have a phone I could use? 842 00:46:50,384 --> 00:46:52,717 My father will help you. 843 00:46:52,758 --> 00:46:54,508 Is he a builder? Or? 844 00:46:54,551 --> 00:46:57,884 It's all very, uh, rustic. 845 00:46:57,925 --> 00:46:59,133 No, se or. 846 00:46:59,176 --> 00:47:01,341 This is oil. 847 00:47:01,384 --> 00:47:04,217 Oil is working, just squeaky clean. 848 00:47:04,259 --> 00:47:05,925 What? 849 00:47:05,967 --> 00:47:09,383 Not rustic. 850 00:47:09,466 --> 00:47:11,133 Oh, the bike? Yeah. 851 00:47:11,176 --> 00:47:13,134 No, it's all very oiled. 852 00:47:13,176 --> 00:47:14,466 Everything's very oily. 853 00:47:14,508 --> 00:47:15,507 Yes. 854 00:47:15,550 --> 00:47:16,341 You can't have too much oil. 855 00:47:23,383 --> 00:47:24,175 Wait, wait, wait. 856 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,507 Wha-- you live here? 857 00:47:25,550 --> 00:47:26,883 - Live? - Yeah. 858 00:47:26,925 --> 00:47:28,717 This is-- this is where you live? 859 00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:30,550 I live here. 860 00:47:30,592 --> 00:47:32,258 I die here. 861 00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:33,008 Right, it's good. 862 00:47:33,049 --> 00:47:34,549 That's good. 863 00:47:34,592 --> 00:47:35,799 I live. 864 00:47:35,841 --> 00:47:37,299 I die. 865 00:47:37,341 --> 00:47:38,549 I live. 866 00:47:38,592 --> 00:47:39,924 I die. 867 00:47:39,966 --> 00:47:40,924 I live. 868 00:47:40,966 --> 00:47:42,591 - Live and die. - I live. 869 00:47:42,633 --> 00:47:43,966 I die. 870 00:47:44,008 --> 00:47:48,090 Some of us-- 871 00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:49,132 some of us sooner than others. 872 00:48:01,591 --> 00:48:03,299 What do you think you are doing, huh? 873 00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:04,840 Get them out of here! 874 00:48:04,883 --> 00:48:08,257 What is this splendid castle that defies gravity? 875 00:48:08,299 --> 00:48:09,215 Hello. 876 00:48:09,257 --> 00:48:10,756 Can I use your telephone? 877 00:48:10,799 --> 00:48:15,591 And this angelic messenger who welcomes us as she-- 878 00:48:15,632 --> 00:48:16,465 We don't want any trouble. 879 00:48:19,215 --> 00:48:24,715 Divine lady, I shall forever preserve your kindness 880 00:48:24,757 --> 00:48:27,591 in the treasury of my memory. 881 00:48:27,632 --> 00:48:28,882 Oh. 882 00:48:28,923 --> 00:48:30,089 Get him out of here. 883 00:48:30,132 --> 00:48:31,548 Come on. 884 00:48:31,591 --> 00:48:33,257 Please, please, my dear, this is not showing 885 00:48:33,299 --> 00:48:35,007 what good Christians we are. 886 00:48:35,048 --> 00:48:37,840 Remember, this is the Holy Week. 887 00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:42,548 Oh, oh, oh, this old man must be playing 888 00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:44,006 the part of a martyred saint. 889 00:48:44,048 --> 00:48:46,923 Look, his halo. 890 00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:47,798 So devout. 891 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:48,964 Is there a telephone? 892 00:48:49,007 --> 00:48:49,840 Elephant? 893 00:48:49,882 --> 00:48:50,631 What elephant? 894 00:48:50,673 --> 00:48:51,339 OK. 895 00:48:51,381 --> 00:48:52,547 I'm going to go. 896 00:48:52,590 --> 00:48:53,423 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 897 00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:55,714 You must stay. 898 00:48:55,798 --> 00:48:58,423 Out there is very dangerous, bad men. 899 00:48:58,464 --> 00:49:01,463 But here, everything is A-OK. 900 00:49:01,506 --> 00:49:04,714 Here, we are all the good Samaritans. 901 00:49:04,756 --> 00:49:09,131 We will turn the other cheek to hear your brave martyr. 902 00:49:09,173 --> 00:49:11,463 We must charm these needy pilgrims. 903 00:49:11,506 --> 00:49:14,173 A good host looks after his hostages. 904 00:49:14,214 --> 00:49:15,255 Is that the right word? 905 00:49:15,298 --> 00:49:18,672 No, that's not the right word. 906 00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:28,880 Rest here, brave holy martyr. 907 00:49:31,630 --> 00:49:32,338 We'll be back soon. 908 00:49:42,131 --> 00:49:44,589 Why must I be such an unfortunate knight? 909 00:49:44,630 --> 00:49:45,921 What have you got me into? 910 00:49:45,964 --> 00:49:48,297 Young ladies just have to look at me once 911 00:49:48,338 --> 00:49:50,754 to be swept away with love. 912 00:49:50,797 --> 00:49:51,297 I abhor you. 913 00:50:02,213 --> 00:50:06,671 Why must my matchless devotion to my Lady Dulcinea 914 00:50:06,714 --> 00:50:08,463 always be tested? 915 00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:11,754 Why should she be threatened from being the only one-- 916 00:50:11,796 --> 00:50:12,920 Shit! 917 00:50:12,963 --> 00:50:14,254 --to relish my perfect fidelity. 918 00:50:14,297 --> 00:50:15,421 I knew it. 919 00:50:15,463 --> 00:50:16,588 Well, these people aren't Spanish. 920 00:50:16,629 --> 00:50:17,129 Que? 921 00:50:19,754 --> 00:50:20,296 We're going to die. 922 00:50:23,380 --> 00:50:25,796 Criminals of the world, what do you want from her? 923 00:50:25,838 --> 00:50:27,629 Why do you have us? 924 00:50:27,671 --> 00:50:28,837 - Leave her alone! - Shh! 925 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,212 Would you shut the fuck up? 926 00:50:30,254 --> 00:50:32,461 You do know what terrorists are, don't you? 927 00:50:32,504 --> 00:50:35,920 They'll probably start mailing bits of us back to Los Angeles! 928 00:50:35,963 --> 00:50:37,671 I have no family, Sancho. 929 00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:41,712 Not without a fight. 930 00:50:53,337 --> 00:50:55,296 Open the gates! 931 00:51:01,296 --> 00:51:04,753 Open the gates in the name of the law! 932 00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:32,294 Just cleaning this oil work. 933 00:51:32,336 --> 00:51:35,128 Oh, there is another dirty spot. See? 934 00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:49,961 OK. 935 00:51:50,003 --> 00:51:50,586 All right. 936 00:51:50,627 --> 00:51:51,377 OK, stop. 937 00:51:51,420 --> 00:51:52,711 Let me go, please. 938 00:51:52,752 --> 00:51:54,751 We'll pretend none of this has happened. 939 00:51:54,794 --> 00:51:56,294 Listen, I respect all religions. 940 00:51:56,336 --> 00:51:57,878 My maternal grandmother was Jewish. 941 00:51:57,919 --> 00:51:59,752 - Open the gate! - Help! 942 00:51:59,794 --> 00:52:00,835 I'm in here! Help me! 943 00:52:00,878 --> 00:52:02,085 No, no, no. 944 00:52:02,128 --> 00:52:03,836 Please, please, please, please, please. 945 00:52:03,878 --> 00:52:06,377 If the inquisition discover we are Muslims, 946 00:52:06,419 --> 00:52:10,668 we will be whipped or castrated or worse. 947 00:52:10,711 --> 00:52:11,669 No, please! 948 00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:12,627 What are you talking about? 949 00:52:12,669 --> 00:52:13,751 This is the 21st century. 950 00:52:13,794 --> 00:52:15,294 You're in the European Union. 951 00:52:15,335 --> 00:52:16,960 It's not. 952 00:52:17,003 --> 00:52:20,544 In the name of the Holy Brotherhood, open the gate! 953 00:52:22,502 --> 00:52:25,043 Open the gate. 954 00:52:25,127 --> 00:52:26,043 Welcome. 955 00:52:26,085 --> 00:52:27,501 Welcome, sirs. 956 00:52:27,544 --> 00:52:28,918 Welcome. 957 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,376 What the fuck? 958 00:52:30,419 --> 00:52:32,960 Welcome. 959 00:52:33,043 --> 00:52:36,585 Our honest feast and hospitality is always at the disposal 960 00:52:36,627 --> 00:52:37,793 of the Holy Brotherhood. 961 00:52:37,835 --> 00:52:40,585 One of our patrols was attacked. 962 00:52:40,626 --> 00:52:43,126 Vicious prisoners are on the loose. 963 00:52:43,169 --> 00:52:45,334 We have a desss-- 964 00:52:45,377 --> 00:52:46,002 Description. 965 00:52:46,043 --> 00:52:47,084 --cription. 966 00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:53,084 We'll ferret out any criminal here, sir. 967 00:52:53,127 --> 00:52:57,002 Perhaps we may even find a Jew or two into the bargain. 968 00:52:57,043 --> 00:52:57,793 Show yourselves! 969 00:52:57,835 --> 00:52:58,917 Show yourself! 970 00:52:58,960 --> 00:52:59,503 Bail out 971 00:53:04,418 --> 00:53:06,293 Sancho? 972 00:53:06,334 --> 00:53:09,168 Come out in the name of the Holy-- 973 00:53:09,209 --> 00:53:10,917 You have nothing to hide. 974 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:15,001 You have nothing to fear. 975 00:53:15,042 --> 00:53:18,750 Sancho, where are you? 976 00:53:18,793 --> 00:53:20,334 San-- hmm? 977 00:53:25,876 --> 00:53:27,250 Ah, a weapon. 978 00:53:27,293 --> 00:53:28,750 Fasten up your weapons. 979 00:53:33,709 --> 00:53:36,625 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 980 00:53:36,667 --> 00:53:41,041 Come on, ye! 981 00:53:45,542 --> 00:53:49,417 Sancho, help me! 982 00:53:49,458 --> 00:53:55,250 Malambrino, the enchanter, and his evil minions are here. 983 00:53:55,292 --> 00:53:58,083 They are come for me! 984 00:53:58,125 --> 00:53:58,624 Sancho! 985 00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:02,624 Where are you going? 986 00:54:02,667 --> 00:54:04,916 We have to talk, my lying friend. 987 00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:05,749 Here. 988 00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:12,542 Stop! 989 00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:17,958 Murder? 990 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:18,708 Murder! 991 00:54:18,749 --> 00:54:21,583 Bolt the doors! 992 00:54:31,875 --> 00:54:32,915 My work! 993 00:54:32,958 --> 00:54:34,541 - My work! - Stop! 994 00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:35,249 Stop! 995 00:54:35,292 --> 00:54:36,916 You must stop! 996 00:54:36,958 --> 00:54:38,416 I will kill you! 997 00:54:38,457 --> 00:54:39,416 No, no, no, no! 998 00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:43,416 Jesus Christ Almighty! 999 00:54:43,457 --> 00:54:45,416 It's time to go. 1000 00:54:45,457 --> 00:54:47,374 Hey! 1001 00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:52,832 Stop! 1002 00:55:02,416 --> 00:55:06,832 It's him! 1003 00:55:06,915 --> 00:55:07,832 Ahh! 1004 00:55:07,874 --> 00:55:09,331 It's him! 1005 00:55:45,498 --> 00:55:45,998 Hola. 1006 00:55:49,290 --> 00:55:50,581 - Hello. - Out here. 1007 00:55:50,623 --> 00:55:51,206 OK. 1008 00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:51,789 All right. 1009 00:55:51,831 --> 00:55:53,330 Out here. 1010 00:56:07,497 --> 00:56:09,122 You sleep well? 1011 00:56:09,165 --> 00:56:10,789 Did you sleep well? 1012 00:56:10,831 --> 00:56:11,872 Yes. 1013 00:56:11,914 --> 00:56:12,706 Come on. 1014 00:56:12,747 --> 00:56:15,038 Come with me. 1015 00:56:15,123 --> 00:56:17,372 And while I held the enchanters at bay 1016 00:56:17,414 --> 00:56:22,164 with my mighty sword, Sancho, my loyal squire, 1017 00:56:22,205 --> 00:56:26,122 boldly attacking the vile forces of darkness 1018 00:56:26,164 --> 00:56:29,454 with only a basket for a helmet. 1019 00:56:29,497 --> 00:56:33,746 And so we saved the castle. 1020 00:56:35,622 --> 00:56:37,872 I think you were frightened last night 1021 00:56:37,913 --> 00:56:40,746 by those sweet Moroccans. 1022 00:56:40,788 --> 00:56:42,454 They are just poor people. 1023 00:56:42,497 --> 00:56:45,580 Illegal. Your friend, he lifts their spirits. 1024 00:56:45,622 --> 00:56:47,539 He's a saint. 1025 00:56:47,581 --> 00:56:48,539 He's insane. 1026 00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:54,954 That story you were telling them, 1027 00:56:54,997 --> 00:56:59,413 with the basket on my head and you fighting enchanters. 1028 00:56:59,454 --> 00:57:01,453 That was my dream last night. 1029 00:57:01,496 --> 00:57:05,954 Oh, why does everything always have to be about you, Sancho? 1030 00:57:05,997 --> 00:57:09,329 You are so childlike, so self-centered-- me, 1031 00:57:09,371 --> 00:57:12,620 me, me, me, me, me, me, me. 1032 00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:14,621 OK. 1033 00:57:14,663 --> 00:57:17,246 Adios, you old fucking fart. 1034 00:57:17,288 --> 00:57:18,954 If you ever find your Lady Dulcinea, 1035 00:57:18,996 --> 00:57:20,537 you can shove her up your ass. 1036 00:57:20,580 --> 00:57:22,496 They'll point me to the nearest town. 1037 00:57:22,538 --> 00:57:23,537 I've got transport. 1038 00:57:34,954 --> 00:57:38,495 This will be a marvelous day for adventure, Sancho. 1039 00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:42,871 It mayhap that before six days pass together, 1040 00:57:42,912 --> 00:57:45,412 I shall conquer several kingdoms. 1041 00:57:45,453 --> 00:57:49,619 And I shall crown you king of one of them. 1042 00:57:49,662 --> 00:57:53,953 King Sancho, astonishing things attend the profession 1043 00:57:53,996 --> 00:57:54,829 of a knight-errant. 1044 00:58:02,495 --> 00:58:05,287 Oh, ugh! Fuck! 1045 00:58:11,370 --> 00:58:12,828 Leave it, Sancho. 1046 00:58:12,871 --> 00:58:13,787 You can eat it later. 1047 00:58:20,744 --> 00:58:22,035 Spanish gold? 1048 00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:28,537 Spanish gold. 1049 00:58:28,578 --> 00:58:29,660 Hey, Don! 1050 00:58:29,703 --> 00:58:32,327 Take a look at this. 1051 00:58:32,370 --> 00:58:34,036 Fuck him. 1052 00:58:34,078 --> 00:58:35,369 He won't have a clue what these are worth in today's market. 1053 00:58:42,828 --> 00:58:46,119 No, no. 1054 00:58:46,162 --> 00:58:48,411 I'll take them to the police. 1055 00:58:48,452 --> 00:58:50,660 I'll turn myself in. 1056 00:58:50,703 --> 00:58:52,161 They'll see I'm an honest guy. 1057 00:58:52,202 --> 00:58:54,785 They'll believe me when I explained what happened. 1058 00:58:54,828 --> 00:58:55,786 Yes. 1059 00:58:58,786 --> 00:59:00,119 No. 1060 00:59:00,161 --> 00:59:01,201 No, I'm going to need a very good lawyer. 1061 00:59:09,286 --> 00:59:10,785 I'm going to hide them. 1062 00:59:14,869 --> 00:59:15,827 Mine. 1063 00:59:18,452 --> 00:59:19,411 All mine! 1064 00:59:43,451 --> 00:59:44,410 No! 1065 00:59:44,451 --> 00:59:45,784 No! No! 1066 00:59:58,784 --> 00:59:59,742 Huh? 1067 01:00:37,742 --> 01:00:39,783 Uh, hello. 1068 01:00:39,826 --> 01:00:40,992 Oh, sorry. 1069 01:00:41,033 --> 01:00:41,825 I didn't mean to scare you. Whoa. 1070 01:00:41,868 --> 01:00:42,867 No, no, no, no, no. 1071 01:00:42,908 --> 01:00:44,825 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1072 01:00:44,867 --> 01:00:45,866 I come in peace. 1073 01:00:45,908 --> 01:00:47,491 I'm not going to hurt you. 1074 01:00:47,534 --> 01:00:51,033 I just-- you wouldn't happen to know where the exit is 1075 01:00:51,075 --> 01:00:51,783 would you? 1076 01:00:54,576 --> 01:00:57,325 I don't believe it. 1077 01:00:57,367 --> 01:00:58,325 What? 1078 01:01:03,575 --> 01:01:05,032 It's you. 1079 01:01:05,075 --> 01:01:06,199 It is, yes. 1080 01:01:06,242 --> 01:01:07,366 I hope so. 1081 01:01:07,408 --> 01:01:09,116 You don't recognize me? 1082 01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:10,741 Sorry, no, I don't. 1083 01:01:10,783 --> 01:01:11,616 I'd like to. 1084 01:01:11,658 --> 01:01:15,032 You've changed, Toby. 1085 01:01:15,075 --> 01:01:15,950 Was it a party? 1086 01:01:15,992 --> 01:01:18,074 Or some bar? 1087 01:01:18,117 --> 01:01:22,700 I-- I would have been too young for some bar. 1088 01:01:22,741 --> 01:01:24,991 OK. 1089 01:01:25,032 --> 01:01:26,115 Oh, holy fucking shit. 1090 01:01:26,158 --> 01:01:26,866 Yes, of course. 1091 01:01:26,908 --> 01:01:28,616 I know you. 1092 01:01:28,658 --> 01:01:30,866 Miss Natural Moonlight Shampoo campaign. 1093 01:01:30,907 --> 01:01:33,824 I won the premier award in '09. 1094 01:01:33,866 --> 01:01:34,865 Did I get it right? 1095 01:01:34,907 --> 01:01:36,198 Is that you, Sally? 1096 01:01:36,241 --> 01:01:38,240 You've got the year right. 1097 01:01:38,283 --> 01:01:39,657 I was 15 years old. 1098 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:40,449 15? 1099 01:01:40,491 --> 01:01:41,324 That wasn't me. 1100 01:01:41,366 --> 01:01:42,116 You made me a promise. 1101 01:01:42,158 --> 01:01:42,991 OK. 1102 01:01:43,032 --> 01:01:44,031 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1103 01:01:44,074 --> 01:01:45,073 I think you got the wrong guy. 1104 01:01:45,116 --> 01:01:46,782 I could be someone, you said. 1105 01:01:46,824 --> 01:01:47,740 Definitely wrong man. 1106 01:01:47,782 --> 01:01:49,990 I could be a star. 1107 01:01:50,032 --> 01:01:51,490 I just needed to be me. 1108 01:01:51,532 --> 01:01:54,865 That was all. 1109 01:01:54,907 --> 01:01:55,740 Angelica? 1110 01:01:55,782 --> 01:01:58,365 Angelica. 1111 01:01:58,407 --> 01:01:59,365 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1112 01:01:59,407 --> 01:02:00,073 No. 1113 01:02:00,116 --> 01:02:02,490 Yeah, I'm sure. 1114 01:02:02,532 --> 01:02:03,906 Holy shit. 1115 01:02:03,949 --> 01:02:05,198 I can't believe it's you. 1116 01:02:08,032 --> 01:02:09,198 - Hi. - Hi. 1117 01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,656 Oh god. You stink. 1118 01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,823 I was just watching the film we made the other day. 1119 01:02:18,866 --> 01:02:20,574 I hadn't seen it in a long time. 1120 01:02:20,615 --> 01:02:22,365 You were so young. 1121 01:02:22,407 --> 01:02:23,365 Not that you're old now. 1122 01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:25,198 You're still very young. 1123 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,115 I heard you went to Madrid. 1124 01:02:27,157 --> 01:02:28,322 Yes. 1125 01:02:28,365 --> 01:02:32,614 Madrid and Barcelona and Marseilles-- 1126 01:02:32,656 --> 01:02:34,905 a lot of places. 1127 01:02:34,948 --> 01:02:37,156 A village girl can't go back to a little bar 1128 01:02:37,198 --> 01:02:41,073 after starring in a movie. 1129 01:02:41,115 --> 01:02:42,948 Things didn't work out? 1130 01:02:42,990 --> 01:02:49,614 Modeling, mostly escort work. 1131 01:02:49,656 --> 01:02:53,613 Isn't it beautiful here? 1132 01:02:53,656 --> 01:02:58,697 It's my favorite place on earth. 1133 01:02:58,739 --> 01:03:03,614 My father would bring me here on my birthdays. 1134 01:03:03,656 --> 01:03:09,197 He said the cave was a secret entrance to heaven 1135 01:03:09,239 --> 01:03:10,572 for all the poor people. 1136 01:03:10,614 --> 01:03:12,072 And in the waterfall was an angel. 1137 01:03:12,114 --> 01:03:13,238 I fucked things up for you, didn't I? 1138 01:03:15,989 --> 01:03:18,446 Don't flatter yourself. 1139 01:03:18,489 --> 01:03:20,322 You think I wanted to do laundry all my life? 1140 01:03:27,197 --> 01:03:28,780 I'm doing OK now. 1141 01:03:28,822 --> 01:03:30,613 Life's good. 1142 01:03:30,655 --> 01:03:33,321 But someone special in my life-- 1143 01:03:36,446 --> 01:03:37,155 Someone who does this. 1144 01:03:40,030 --> 01:03:41,822 - Comes with the territory. - OK. 1145 01:03:44,780 --> 01:03:45,363 Sorry. 1146 01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:47,321 Why? 1147 01:03:47,363 --> 01:03:48,863 It's a living. 1148 01:03:48,905 --> 01:03:49,738 Same as you. 1149 01:03:49,780 --> 01:03:50,572 I don't get beaten up. 1150 01:03:50,613 --> 01:03:51,863 Ow! 1151 01:03:51,905 --> 01:03:52,488 Fuck! 1152 01:03:52,530 --> 01:03:53,488 Sancho. 1153 01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:55,196 Forgive him, gracious madam. 1154 01:03:55,238 --> 01:03:59,445 He's an ignorant peasant who knows no better. 1155 01:03:59,488 --> 01:04:05,029 I am Don Quixote de la Mancha at your service. 1156 01:04:05,071 --> 01:04:06,779 Of course you are. 1157 01:04:06,821 --> 01:04:08,279 Please arise, sir knight. 1158 01:04:11,863 --> 01:04:12,862 Oh. 1159 01:04:12,904 --> 01:04:15,862 I know of your famous exploits. 1160 01:04:15,904 --> 01:04:19,903 And I know of your quest for your Lady Dulcinea. 1161 01:04:19,946 --> 01:04:21,696 Why are you talking like that? 1162 01:04:21,737 --> 01:04:25,320 I know that this gentleman has the courtliness 1163 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:28,154 of a true knight. 1164 01:04:28,196 --> 01:04:29,737 A rustic, huh? 1165 01:04:29,779 --> 01:04:31,320 I heard that. 1166 01:04:31,362 --> 01:04:33,528 Oh, such ears. 1167 01:04:33,571 --> 01:04:35,404 Perhaps he caught something from his donkey. 1168 01:04:35,445 --> 01:04:37,112 Huh, Sancho? 1169 01:04:37,946 --> 01:04:39,070 Yes. 1170 01:04:39,112 --> 01:04:41,611 Sancho was always so stubborn. 1171 01:04:41,654 --> 01:04:42,862 So greedy. 1172 01:04:42,904 --> 01:04:46,154 So mesmerizing-- a real enchanted. 1173 01:04:46,195 --> 01:04:47,194 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1174 01:04:47,237 --> 01:04:48,154 - Don't say that. - Enchanter? 1175 01:04:48,195 --> 01:04:49,987 - Oh, yes. - What? 1176 01:04:50,028 --> 01:04:50,820 Sancho? 1177 01:04:50,862 --> 01:04:52,570 No, not enchanter. 1178 01:04:52,612 --> 01:04:53,611 Not enchanter! 1179 01:04:53,654 --> 01:04:55,195 Sancho, is this you? 1180 01:04:55,237 --> 01:04:57,070 Speak. 1181 01:04:57,112 --> 01:04:58,570 Of course it is! 1182 01:04:58,612 --> 01:04:59,404 I mean, I'm not Sancho. 1183 01:04:59,445 --> 01:05:00,945 I'm a-- 1184 01:05:00,987 --> 01:05:03,986 Malambrino, the enchanter, the fiend in disguise. 1185 01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:07,986 Wait, wait, wait. You know what? 1186 01:05:08,028 --> 01:05:09,278 I'm fucking Sancho. 1187 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,444 You don't recognize my face? 1188 01:05:10,486 --> 01:05:11,861 I'm Sancho. 1189 01:05:11,903 --> 01:05:13,319 Sancho? 1190 01:05:13,362 --> 01:05:14,279 She didn't say enchanter. 1191 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,570 She said-- she said-- 1192 01:05:15,611 --> 01:05:16,652 she said chanter. 1193 01:05:16,695 --> 01:05:18,444 I said enchanter. 1194 01:05:18,486 --> 01:05:19,652 I'm a chanter-- 1195 01:05:19,695 --> 01:05:21,153 Cantor-- Eddie Cantor-- 1196 01:05:21,195 --> 01:05:23,862 Eddie Cantor, only not totally Jewish looking. 1197 01:05:23,903 --> 01:05:25,862 Fuck it! 1198 01:05:25,903 --> 01:05:30,653 If you knew Susie like I know Susie-- 1199 01:05:30,695 --> 01:05:33,777 oh, oh, oh, what a gal. 1200 01:05:33,820 --> 01:05:37,278 There's none so classy as this fair lassie-- 1201 01:05:37,319 --> 01:05:40,861 oh, oh, oh my goodness, what a chassis. 1202 01:05:40,902 --> 01:05:42,068 We went riding. 1203 01:05:42,111 --> 01:05:43,902 She didn't balk. 1204 01:05:43,944 --> 01:05:46,735 From the country, I'm the one that had to walk. 1205 01:05:46,777 --> 01:05:50,110 If you knew Susie like I know Susie-- 1206 01:05:50,153 --> 01:05:55,902 Oh, oh, what a gal! 1207 01:05:55,944 --> 01:05:57,318 Oh, oh. 1208 01:05:57,361 --> 01:06:00,610 You had me worried for a moment there, Sancho. 1209 01:06:00,652 --> 01:06:01,860 I have to go. 1210 01:06:01,902 --> 01:06:03,360 - Goodbye, Toby. - No. 1211 01:06:03,402 --> 01:06:04,360 Stay, dear lady. 1212 01:06:04,402 --> 01:06:05,360 No, no, I'll come with you. 1213 01:06:05,402 --> 01:06:06,568 No, no, no, no. 1214 01:06:06,610 --> 01:06:09,068 She needs a true escort, a knight. 1215 01:06:09,111 --> 01:06:09,652 Step aside. 1216 01:06:12,819 --> 01:06:13,860 Gracious lady. 1217 01:06:13,902 --> 01:06:14,861 Let me help your foot. 1218 01:06:14,902 --> 01:06:16,985 Let me help you. 1219 01:06:17,027 --> 01:06:19,569 Get your hand off her, Sancho. 1220 01:06:19,610 --> 01:06:20,277 Hey! 1221 01:06:20,318 --> 01:06:21,193 Hah! 1222 01:06:22,735 --> 01:06:24,360 You touched her with your filthy peasant hands. 1223 01:06:24,402 --> 01:06:25,318 Filthy? 1224 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:26,318 You're the dirty old man. 1225 01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:27,609 How dare you say that to me. 1226 01:06:27,652 --> 01:06:28,818 - I'll thrash you for that! - All right. 1227 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:30,025 Stop, stop, stop. 1228 01:06:30,068 --> 01:06:30,943 What? 1229 01:06:30,985 --> 01:06:32,901 We should follow her. 1230 01:06:32,943 --> 01:06:34,192 I think she needs our help. 1231 01:06:34,235 --> 01:06:38,317 Love is a cruel jailer, Sancho. 1232 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:39,484 What? 1233 01:06:39,527 --> 01:06:40,860 Did you see the look in her eyes? 1234 01:06:40,901 --> 01:06:41,818 Oh, let me guess? 1235 01:06:41,860 --> 01:06:42,693 She fell in love with you. 1236 01:06:42,734 --> 01:06:43,568 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1237 01:06:43,609 --> 01:06:47,692 It's a curse, Sancho. 1238 01:06:47,734 --> 01:06:49,484 It's a curse. 1239 01:06:49,526 --> 01:06:50,151 Come on. Come on. 1240 01:06:50,193 --> 01:06:51,317 Come on. 1241 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:52,734 Can't these things go any faster? 1242 01:06:52,776 --> 01:06:54,526 How are we going to follow them like this? 1243 01:06:54,568 --> 01:07:01,025 Sancho, a knight-errant, he wanders, he roams, he seeks. 1244 01:07:01,068 --> 01:07:02,818 He never follows. 1245 01:07:02,860 --> 01:07:03,693 Heeya, heeya. 1246 01:07:13,234 --> 01:07:14,567 Angelica's scarf. 1247 01:07:23,025 --> 01:07:23,984 Shit. 1248 01:07:28,568 --> 01:07:30,484 We'll never find her now. 1249 01:07:30,526 --> 01:07:33,025 It's a heaven-sent blessing, Sancho. 1250 01:07:33,067 --> 01:07:34,316 We have a quest. 1251 01:07:34,359 --> 01:07:35,650 A what? 1252 01:07:35,692 --> 01:07:37,191 A quest. 1253 01:07:37,234 --> 01:07:39,441 - An impossible quest. - Oh, great. 1254 01:07:39,483 --> 01:07:40,691 Listen, Sancho. 1255 01:07:40,733 --> 01:07:43,358 Do you hear that? 1256 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:44,275 The call of the Muezzin. 1257 01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:48,191 The what? 1258 01:07:48,234 --> 01:07:51,692 The Muslim call to prayer. 1259 01:07:51,733 --> 01:07:54,233 Listen, Sancho. 1260 01:07:54,275 --> 01:07:55,233 Sancho, listen. 1261 01:08:02,483 --> 01:08:03,774 Oh, Sancho. 1262 01:08:07,858 --> 01:08:11,815 We are on hallowed ground, Sancho. 1263 01:08:11,858 --> 01:08:14,607 Bow your head, Sancho. 1264 01:08:14,650 --> 01:08:17,899 Bow your head. 1265 01:08:17,941 --> 01:08:21,190 Sancho, bow your head. 1266 01:08:21,233 --> 01:08:27,024 Our Christ has brought us to Al Hazzaharaha, the last citadel 1267 01:08:27,066 --> 01:08:28,357 of the Moorish kings. 1268 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,108 And there, do you see? 1269 01:08:31,150 --> 01:08:32,816 There they are. 1270 01:08:32,858 --> 01:08:38,149 The wise chorus in their robes of white, their heads 1271 01:08:38,191 --> 01:08:40,066 bowed in prayer to Allah. 1272 01:08:40,108 --> 01:08:41,524 Those are sheep. 1273 01:08:41,566 --> 01:08:44,149 You ignorant peasant, why speak 1274 01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:47,481 badly of them just because they worship a heathen god. 1275 01:08:47,524 --> 01:08:55,190 Oh, Sancho, follow me with humility. 1276 01:08:55,232 --> 01:08:58,149 Al Zagal the great Moorish warrior 1277 01:08:58,190 --> 01:09:02,898 once trod these magnificent halls. 1278 01:09:02,940 --> 01:09:04,398 Who knows? 1279 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:08,773 Perhaps these wise men know of the lady we seek. 1280 01:09:08,815 --> 01:09:10,481 Great. 1281 01:09:10,524 --> 01:09:13,815 Then can we just get out of the fucking sun. 1282 01:09:13,857 --> 01:09:17,523 Sancho, they are welcoming us. 1283 01:09:17,565 --> 01:09:18,439 Oh no, gentlemen. 1284 01:09:18,481 --> 01:09:20,314 There is no need to bow. 1285 01:09:20,357 --> 01:09:24,065 I am just a poor Christian knight on a quest. 1286 01:09:26,815 --> 01:09:29,648 In the perfumed court to the sultan, 1287 01:09:29,690 --> 01:09:32,981 the days are passed in sweet music 1288 01:09:33,023 --> 01:09:36,857 and gentle delights with gracious noblemen 1289 01:09:36,898 --> 01:09:39,856 and courtly ladies. 1290 01:09:39,898 --> 01:09:41,064 I'm starving! 1291 01:09:41,106 --> 01:09:43,522 Well then eat, Sancho. 1292 01:09:43,565 --> 01:09:46,106 Food makes a peasant's heart glad. 1293 01:09:46,148 --> 01:09:47,064 What's this? 1294 01:09:47,106 --> 01:09:50,522 Wha-- oh, a conundrum. 1295 01:09:50,565 --> 01:09:52,981 Is this one of your riddles, Sancho? 1296 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:55,063 Oh, I like a riddle. 1297 01:09:55,106 --> 01:09:55,981 Oh, what is this? 1298 01:09:56,022 --> 01:09:57,021 Let's see. 1299 01:09:57,064 --> 01:09:59,272 It's a-- it's a horse and cart. 1300 01:09:59,314 --> 01:10:00,148 Is that it? 1301 01:10:00,189 --> 01:10:01,689 I mean what's in it? 1302 01:10:01,730 --> 01:10:03,272 What's in it. 1303 01:10:03,314 --> 01:10:04,814 Mm, let's see. 1304 01:10:04,856 --> 01:10:08,772 It's a got a goose-- 1305 01:10:08,814 --> 01:10:13,230 or a wild hippogriff? 1306 01:10:18,272 --> 01:10:19,980 You're pathetic. 1307 01:10:24,772 --> 01:10:26,147 Yeah. 1308 01:10:26,188 --> 01:10:29,688 It would be easy if I was, Sancho. 1309 01:10:29,730 --> 01:10:34,438 It would be easy if I were allowed to be an old man. 1310 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:40,396 But I am bound to honor the code of knight-errant. 1311 01:10:40,438 --> 01:10:42,105 Well chivalry is dead and gone. 1312 01:10:42,147 --> 01:10:43,271 I'm very sorry. 1313 01:10:43,313 --> 01:10:45,354 It probably never existed anyway. 1314 01:10:45,397 --> 01:10:51,437 Oh never was there a knight 1315 01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:58,604 so sad as he who lost his love-- 1316 01:10:58,646 --> 01:11:02,521 Shut the fuck up! 1317 01:11:02,563 --> 01:11:04,687 --love. 1318 01:11:04,729 --> 01:11:08,437 My servant calls to-- 1319 01:11:09,312 --> 01:11:10,520 Shh. Shh. 1320 01:11:10,563 --> 01:11:13,312 Shh. 1321 01:11:13,354 --> 01:11:16,271 But foolishly he leaves 1322 01:11:16,312 --> 01:11:18,687 his horse behind the quest-- 1323 01:11:18,729 --> 01:11:19,563 Sancho. 1324 01:11:24,604 --> 01:11:28,187 Oh, most beauteous and cruel hearted maiden, 1325 01:11:28,229 --> 01:11:31,979 must you allow your captive knight to waste and perish 1326 01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:34,854 in this endless wandering? 1327 01:11:34,895 --> 01:11:37,728 Dead and gone, Sancho? 1328 01:11:37,770 --> 01:11:41,936 Release me from my enchantment. 1329 01:11:47,854 --> 01:11:49,936 It is not enough that I've forced 1330 01:11:49,979 --> 01:11:51,770 even the famous Don Quixote of la Mancha 1331 01:11:51,812 --> 01:11:53,520 - to kneel to your beauty. - Que? 1332 01:11:57,146 --> 01:11:58,645 Who's there? 1333 01:11:58,687 --> 01:12:03,602 A knight-errant accompanied by his loyal squirrel, 1334 01:12:03,645 --> 01:12:04,603 Sancho Panza. 1335 01:12:04,645 --> 01:12:05,562 It's squire-- 1336 01:12:05,603 --> 01:12:07,353 loyal squire! 1337 01:12:07,395 --> 01:12:13,270 Accompanied by his line squirrel, Sancho Panza. 1338 01:12:13,311 --> 01:12:18,186 Sir, I doubt if you'll vanquish the real Don Quixote. 1339 01:12:18,228 --> 01:12:21,103 Somebody impersonating him, perhaps? 1340 01:12:21,145 --> 01:12:23,061 For a full day and night, I pulled 1341 01:12:23,103 --> 01:12:24,978 Don Quixote hand to hand. 1342 01:12:25,019 --> 01:12:30,060 Finally, forced him to submit and bow down to my lady. 1343 01:12:30,103 --> 01:12:31,519 Liar. 1344 01:12:31,561 --> 01:12:37,018 I am the real Don Quixote in person. 1345 01:12:37,061 --> 01:12:38,978 You doubt my word, old man? 1346 01:12:39,019 --> 01:12:43,018 You'd do better to return to your bed. 1347 01:12:43,061 --> 01:12:48,310 It's essential when faced with the purity of a true knight, 1348 01:12:48,352 --> 01:12:49,893 the false knight retreats. 1349 01:12:53,185 --> 01:12:54,560 He's probably wet himself. 1350 01:12:54,602 --> 01:12:56,477 Would you shut the fuck up? 1351 01:12:56,519 --> 01:12:57,102 It's time to go. 1352 01:13:03,185 --> 01:13:04,685 Yes. 1353 01:13:04,727 --> 01:13:07,685 Let the conquered be at the mercy of the conqueror. 1354 01:13:07,727 --> 01:13:08,686 Agreed. 1355 01:13:11,018 --> 01:13:15,476 I'm bound by the laws of chivalry. 1356 01:13:15,519 --> 01:13:16,477 Agreed. 1357 01:13:21,227 --> 01:13:23,601 This is ridiculous. 1358 01:13:28,476 --> 01:13:31,475 No, my old friend. 1359 01:13:31,518 --> 01:13:34,309 No. 1360 01:13:34,351 --> 01:13:37,517 Do not be afraid. 1361 01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:41,809 We have been through far worse, my friend. 1362 01:13:47,268 --> 01:13:50,433 Sancho, come heel, make a stirrup. 1363 01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:57,268 My lance, Sancho. 1364 01:14:00,268 --> 01:14:01,600 Thanks. 1365 01:14:01,643 --> 01:14:02,601 Don't do this. 1366 01:14:02,643 --> 01:14:04,059 You can get seriously hurt. 1367 01:14:04,101 --> 01:14:06,934 Thank you, my loyal-- 1368 01:14:06,976 --> 01:14:08,142 my loyal squire. 1369 01:14:13,059 --> 01:14:15,934 I entrust my heart to my Lady Dulcinea. 1370 01:14:20,309 --> 01:14:21,143 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1371 01:14:21,184 --> 01:14:22,600 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1372 01:14:22,642 --> 01:14:23,766 Wait. 1373 01:14:23,809 --> 01:14:25,058 What are the rules about squires? 1374 01:14:25,101 --> 01:14:27,892 Like what's the deal if you get killed? 1375 01:14:27,934 --> 01:14:30,392 Ahh! 1376 01:14:33,392 --> 01:14:34,724 I'll have you, knight! 1377 01:14:37,892 --> 01:14:41,183 - What about me? - Wait. 1378 01:14:47,517 --> 01:14:48,808 You're a coward. 1379 01:14:48,850 --> 01:14:51,807 You sniveling, chicken-livered, peasant! 1380 01:14:51,850 --> 01:14:55,266 So self-centered-- me, me, me, me. 1381 01:15:05,850 --> 01:15:07,266 Stop, Rocinante! 1382 01:15:07,308 --> 01:15:10,225 Stop! 1383 01:15:10,267 --> 01:15:11,183 Yes! 1384 01:15:11,225 --> 01:15:12,683 Oh! 1385 01:15:12,724 --> 01:15:16,099 Oh, oh. 1386 01:15:16,142 --> 01:15:17,432 He's not dead. 1387 01:15:17,474 --> 01:15:20,431 - He's not fucking dead. - Ahh! 1388 01:15:20,474 --> 01:15:22,598 - He's not dead. - No. 1389 01:15:22,641 --> 01:15:24,432 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1390 01:15:24,474 --> 01:15:26,141 Don. Don. 1391 01:15:26,182 --> 01:15:30,431 Yield, sir knight, or field the sword of Don Quixote de la 1392 01:15:30,474 --> 01:15:32,807 Mancha rammed up to your teeth. 1393 01:15:32,849 --> 01:15:34,223 - Don, Don, Don, Don. - Stop him! 1394 01:15:34,266 --> 01:15:35,224 Stop! 1395 01:15:35,266 --> 01:15:36,015 They're going to kill him. 1396 01:15:36,057 --> 01:15:37,431 - Stop it. - Yield! 1397 01:15:41,266 --> 01:15:42,182 Don. 1398 01:15:42,224 --> 01:15:43,431 All right. I yield. 1399 01:15:43,474 --> 01:15:44,391 I yield. 1400 01:15:44,432 --> 01:15:45,890 That's good. 1401 01:15:45,932 --> 01:15:47,849 You promise to pay homage to my Lady Dulcinea? 1402 01:15:47,890 --> 01:15:49,306 I promise. 1403 01:15:49,349 --> 01:15:51,224 You promise to tell her of my courage? 1404 01:15:51,266 --> 01:15:53,057 - I promise. - Of my bravery? 1405 01:15:53,099 --> 01:15:53,849 I promise. 1406 01:15:53,890 --> 01:15:56,390 Of-- of my love? 1407 01:15:59,515 --> 01:16:00,514 Yeah. 1408 01:16:00,557 --> 01:16:02,056 Yeah, I swear. 1409 01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:05,765 I swear on my blood, I promise. 1410 01:16:05,807 --> 01:16:08,723 Raul? 1411 01:16:08,765 --> 01:16:10,348 - Raul Fernandez? - Yeah. 1412 01:16:13,181 --> 01:16:14,764 It's me. 1413 01:16:14,807 --> 01:16:16,140 I-- I-- 1414 01:16:16,181 --> 01:16:18,014 I-- my friends. 1415 01:16:18,056 --> 01:16:21,764 Uh, wha-- what are you doing here? 1416 01:16:21,807 --> 01:16:23,889 Padre. 1417 01:16:23,931 --> 01:16:26,556 Why aren't you at home in the village? 1418 01:16:26,598 --> 01:16:30,681 Ah, ah, ah-- what's happening? 1419 01:16:34,181 --> 01:16:36,347 Keep away! 1420 01:16:36,431 --> 01:16:39,597 Enchantments, spells. 1421 01:16:39,639 --> 01:16:43,514 I won't go back. 1422 01:16:43,597 --> 01:16:45,680 You can't blind me with your mirrors. 1423 01:16:45,722 --> 01:16:46,639 Please, come home. 1424 01:16:46,681 --> 01:16:47,472 Agh! 1425 01:16:47,514 --> 01:16:49,721 Keep away! 1426 01:16:49,764 --> 01:16:51,805 You are the one who make him crazy. 1427 01:16:51,848 --> 01:16:53,305 Shit. What did I do? 1428 01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:56,222 You see what a dangerous child you've created? 1429 01:16:56,264 --> 01:16:58,972 Javier, come back! 1430 01:16:59,014 --> 01:17:00,389 We have to act out his fantasies 1431 01:17:00,430 --> 01:17:02,763 to bring him home before he causes more damages, 1432 01:17:02,806 --> 01:17:03,764 and now we lost him. 1433 01:17:03,806 --> 01:17:04,764 Well, he's my ride. 1434 01:17:04,806 --> 01:17:06,097 So what do you think I feel? 1435 01:17:06,139 --> 01:17:09,638 You and your film destroyed good people! 1436 01:17:09,681 --> 01:17:11,847 Destroyed my beautiful daughter. 1437 01:17:22,597 --> 01:17:25,805 Sancho, what's happening? 1438 01:17:25,847 --> 01:17:28,263 They taking you up to your village. 1439 01:17:28,305 --> 01:17:29,763 You'll be safe there. 1440 01:17:29,805 --> 01:17:30,555 No. 1441 01:17:30,596 --> 01:17:32,221 I will die there. 1442 01:17:32,264 --> 01:17:35,972 Help me, Sancho. 1443 01:17:36,055 --> 01:17:37,555 Sorry. I can't. 1444 01:17:37,596 --> 01:17:41,388 Sancho. 1445 01:17:45,763 --> 01:17:47,096 Oh, corte. 1446 01:17:47,138 --> 01:17:48,220 Stop. 1447 01:17:48,263 --> 01:17:49,428 What are you doing, Angelica? 1448 01:17:49,471 --> 01:17:50,470 Get out of the shot. 1449 01:17:50,513 --> 01:17:51,054 What am I going to do with you? 1450 01:17:55,888 --> 01:17:57,221 OK, fine. 1451 01:17:57,263 --> 01:17:59,595 Put light around her eyes. 1452 01:17:59,638 --> 01:18:00,971 - Ready? - Mm-hmm. 1453 01:18:04,596 --> 01:18:06,846 Musica. 1454 01:18:06,887 --> 01:18:09,178 Good. 1455 01:18:13,221 --> 01:18:15,096 Nice. 1456 01:18:15,138 --> 01:18:16,096 Taller. 1457 01:18:16,138 --> 01:18:18,971 Good. Very nice. 1458 01:18:19,012 --> 01:18:20,053 Good attitude. 1459 01:18:20,096 --> 01:18:21,387 Film ran out. 1460 01:18:21,429 --> 01:18:23,096 Film ran out! 1461 01:18:23,138 --> 01:18:24,345 Gracias-- 1462 01:18:27,263 --> 01:18:30,179 Very nice. 1463 01:18:36,762 --> 01:18:38,178 Ow! 1464 01:18:38,220 --> 01:18:39,386 Oh, oh, oh. 1465 01:18:43,011 --> 01:18:45,427 Are you going to rescue me, Toby? 1466 01:18:48,595 --> 01:18:53,345 Are you going to make everything all right? 1467 01:18:57,345 --> 01:18:58,761 Mmm. 1468 01:18:58,803 --> 01:19:01,678 Aaagh. 1469 01:19:01,761 --> 01:19:03,719 Mmm. 1470 01:19:03,761 --> 01:19:05,177 Aaagh. 1471 01:19:05,220 --> 01:19:06,553 Fuck me! 1472 01:19:20,511 --> 01:19:22,510 Where is everybody? 1473 01:19:22,553 --> 01:19:26,427 Did the old man come back? 1474 01:19:26,469 --> 01:19:28,802 Habla Inglés? 1475 01:19:37,219 --> 01:19:38,177 OK. 1476 01:20:27,426 --> 01:20:29,717 Who the fuck wrote this ending? 1477 01:20:33,884 --> 01:20:37,175 Can someone please tell me what I did to deserve this? 1478 01:20:56,759 --> 01:21:01,175 At least I'll have died rich. 1479 01:21:08,217 --> 01:21:11,174 I shall saw myself in half 1480 01:21:11,217 --> 01:21:12,800 with teeth of wild boars. 1481 01:21:17,134 --> 01:21:19,008 Ow! 1482 01:21:19,050 --> 01:21:21,424 I shall crush mountains. 1483 01:21:21,467 --> 01:21:23,800 Ooh. 1484 01:21:23,883 --> 01:21:25,341 Ow. 1485 01:21:25,384 --> 01:21:29,800 I shall throw myself naked from the highest cliff. 1486 01:21:29,842 --> 01:21:31,299 Yeah. 1487 01:21:31,384 --> 01:21:33,092 Ahh. 1488 01:21:33,134 --> 01:21:36,216 I shall tear down trees with my bare teeth. 1489 01:21:36,259 --> 01:21:37,716 Don? 1490 01:21:37,758 --> 01:21:40,799 I shall crush mountains with my fists. 1491 01:21:43,883 --> 01:21:45,675 What the hell are you doing? 1492 01:21:45,716 --> 01:21:47,091 My penance. 1493 01:21:47,134 --> 01:21:50,925 I have not done enough to show how immeasurable 1494 01:21:50,967 --> 01:21:54,424 my love for Dulcinea can be. 1495 01:21:54,466 --> 01:21:55,383 Oh. 1496 01:21:55,424 --> 01:21:58,299 I shall go crazy for love. 1497 01:21:58,341 --> 01:22:00,882 Oh, oh, ahh! 1498 01:22:00,925 --> 01:22:02,633 Stop. 1499 01:22:02,716 --> 01:22:03,715 Don't be ridiculous. 1500 01:22:03,758 --> 01:22:05,299 Not so tight, please. 1501 01:22:05,341 --> 01:22:06,674 Ahh. 1502 01:22:06,716 --> 01:22:08,675 You don't understand, Sancho, do you, huh? 1503 01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:10,258 Hmm? 1504 01:22:10,299 --> 01:22:15,507 If she can see how crazed I can be without a cause, 1505 01:22:15,550 --> 01:22:21,549 think how crazed that she will imagine I can be with one. 1506 01:22:21,590 --> 01:22:22,965 Run that past me again. 1507 01:22:23,007 --> 01:22:24,090 Oh, Sancho. 1508 01:22:24,133 --> 01:22:25,549 Sancho, you must go to her. 1509 01:22:25,590 --> 01:22:27,090 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1510 01:22:27,133 --> 01:22:29,215 Stop. 1511 01:22:29,299 --> 01:22:30,799 This is insane. 1512 01:22:30,841 --> 01:22:31,840 Insane? 1513 01:22:31,882 --> 01:22:33,340 Are you sure? 1514 01:22:33,382 --> 01:22:34,548 Yes. 1515 01:22:34,590 --> 01:22:38,923 You're not just trying to please me? 1516 01:22:38,966 --> 01:22:40,674 No. 1517 01:22:40,715 --> 01:22:43,006 And you're not trying to worm your way back into my service? 1518 01:22:43,049 --> 01:22:45,507 What? 1519 01:22:45,549 --> 01:22:50,464 Jesus fucking Christ, you are fucking gone. 1520 01:22:50,507 --> 01:22:55,673 Doolally! Fucked up and fucking crackers. 1521 01:22:55,715 --> 01:22:57,632 Oh, Sancho. 1522 01:22:57,674 --> 01:22:58,590 Sancho! 1523 01:22:58,632 --> 01:23:01,006 Oh, Sancho, Sancho. 1524 01:23:01,048 --> 01:23:03,464 Thank you so much, man. 1525 01:23:03,507 --> 01:23:04,215 Oh, Sancho. 1526 01:23:08,923 --> 01:23:11,172 What if your friends were who they said they were? 1527 01:23:11,215 --> 01:23:12,714 Oh. 1528 01:23:12,756 --> 01:23:17,464 The enchanters have got their talons into you, hmm? 1529 01:23:17,506 --> 01:23:20,005 Never doubt, Sancho. 1530 01:23:20,048 --> 01:23:22,881 That's what they want you to do. 1531 01:23:22,923 --> 01:23:28,214 We must always believe in ourselves, 1532 01:23:28,256 --> 01:23:33,547 ahh, whatever the cost. 1533 01:23:33,589 --> 01:23:37,506 It is our story, Sancho, not some pretend-- 1534 01:23:40,881 --> 01:23:43,214 Sancho, my son. 1535 01:23:43,256 --> 01:23:45,255 Great fortune smiles on us. 1536 01:23:49,422 --> 01:23:54,214 Behold, I am rewarded for my penance. 1537 01:23:54,256 --> 01:23:55,964 My fair lady has forgiven me. 1538 01:23:59,005 --> 01:24:00,755 Go to her, Sancho. 1539 01:24:00,797 --> 01:24:03,672 Tell her that Don Quixote de la Mancha, 1540 01:24:03,713 --> 01:24:06,380 her knight of the mournful countenance, 1541 01:24:06,422 --> 01:24:09,880 humbly awaits her command. 1542 01:24:14,922 --> 01:24:16,713 Wait. How am I supposed to say that? 1543 01:24:16,755 --> 01:24:19,672 Have you learned nothing at my side, hmm? 1544 01:24:32,213 --> 01:24:37,379 Uh, hello there. 1545 01:24:37,421 --> 01:24:39,420 Your highness, fair-- fair-- 1546 01:24:39,463 --> 01:24:47,171 fair huntress, lofty majesty, my master-- 1547 01:24:47,213 --> 01:24:48,587 my master begged me-- 1548 01:24:48,629 --> 01:24:51,379 Lady Dulcinea, my master begged me-- 1549 01:24:51,421 --> 01:24:53,671 Toby? 1550 01:24:53,712 --> 01:24:54,629 What? 1551 01:24:54,671 --> 01:24:56,837 - It is you. - Jacqui? 1552 01:24:59,754 --> 01:25:00,920 Ah, ah. No, no. 1553 01:25:00,963 --> 01:25:02,170 - Stop, stop. - That's all right. 1554 01:25:02,213 --> 01:25:02,963 - I'm pulling you back up. - It's OK. 1555 01:25:03,004 --> 01:25:03,879 He works for us. 1556 01:25:03,921 --> 01:25:05,170 It's OK. 1557 01:25:05,213 --> 01:25:07,088 Where have you been? 1558 01:25:07,130 --> 01:25:10,671 We've been very worried about you. 1559 01:25:10,712 --> 01:25:11,671 You look terrible. 1560 01:25:14,879 --> 01:25:15,962 I'm in trouble. 1561 01:25:16,004 --> 01:25:18,170 Yeah, we heard. 1562 01:25:18,212 --> 01:25:19,962 But don't worry about the police. 1563 01:25:20,003 --> 01:25:22,961 Alexei has the law by the balls around here. 1564 01:25:23,003 --> 01:25:24,128 Alexei? 1565 01:25:24,170 --> 01:25:26,586 Alexei Miisken, the Vodka account. 1566 01:25:26,629 --> 01:25:28,462 We're all staying with him. 1567 01:25:28,504 --> 01:25:30,045 Tonight's the Holy Week Festival. 1568 01:25:30,087 --> 01:25:34,503 And he's throwing a big costume party, lots of games. 1569 01:25:34,546 --> 01:25:35,420 You'll love it. 1570 01:25:35,462 --> 01:25:36,379 Come on. 1571 01:25:36,420 --> 01:25:37,503 Let's get you cleaned up. 1572 01:25:37,546 --> 01:25:41,795 Oh, uh, I'm not alone. 1573 01:25:41,837 --> 01:25:42,836 Oh. 1574 01:25:42,878 --> 01:25:46,628 You found your star. 1575 01:25:46,670 --> 01:25:47,752 Oh. 1576 01:25:47,795 --> 01:25:50,461 Yeah, I know. 1577 01:25:50,503 --> 01:25:53,794 Trouble is now he actually believes he's Don Quixote. 1578 01:25:53,837 --> 01:25:55,461 Perfect. 1579 01:25:55,503 --> 01:25:59,919 He's just what we need tonight, something truly authentic. 1580 01:25:59,962 --> 01:26:00,961 How sweet. 1581 01:26:01,003 --> 01:26:01,962 No, it's actually really sad. 1582 01:26:02,003 --> 01:26:03,503 He-- he really needs help. 1583 01:26:03,545 --> 01:26:05,002 Oh-- oh no. 1584 01:26:05,045 --> 01:26:08,586 Please don't go all sentimental on us now, Toby. 1585 01:26:08,628 --> 01:26:10,044 This is going to be fun. 1586 01:26:33,877 --> 01:26:36,752 I'm still very angry with you, you know? 1587 01:26:36,794 --> 01:26:38,085 You better be extra nice to me. 1588 01:26:42,460 --> 01:26:43,418 Tally-ho. 1589 01:26:46,460 --> 01:26:49,252 You do know that's not your Dulcinea, right? 1590 01:26:49,293 --> 01:26:51,626 What made you think she was. 1591 01:26:51,669 --> 01:26:54,502 I'm beginning to worry about you, Sancho. 1592 01:26:54,544 --> 01:26:55,252 You'd better behave. 1593 01:27:11,835 --> 01:27:13,751 Don't be nervous, Sancho. 1594 01:27:13,793 --> 01:27:17,834 This is our reward for all the pain we have endured. 1595 01:27:17,876 --> 01:27:22,751 Did I not say I would make you a king? 1596 01:27:22,793 --> 01:27:26,626 Welcome to you, Don Quixote, the flower and 1597 01:27:26,668 --> 01:27:30,000 cream of knight-errantry. 1598 01:27:30,043 --> 01:27:33,835 Please be so kind as to accept our hospitality 1599 01:27:33,876 --> 01:27:41,209 and grace our palace with your famed presence. 1600 01:27:46,209 --> 01:27:48,126 Sancho, heel. 1601 01:27:48,167 --> 01:27:50,792 What's the matter with it? 1602 01:27:50,835 --> 01:27:52,376 Sancho, get me down. 1603 01:27:52,417 --> 01:27:53,458 Heel. 1604 01:27:53,501 --> 01:27:54,167 Remember your place. 1605 01:28:04,126 --> 01:28:08,708 Oww! 1606 01:28:08,792 --> 01:28:10,833 Oh, Sancho! 1607 01:28:23,708 --> 01:28:24,667 Hmm. 1608 01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:35,541 Where the fuck have you been, Golden Boy? 1609 01:28:35,583 --> 01:28:36,500 You, get out of here. 1610 01:28:36,542 --> 01:28:37,791 Skedaddle. 1611 01:28:37,834 --> 01:28:39,958 I'm trying to clench this fucking deal. 1612 01:28:39,999 --> 01:28:41,707 The agency is on my back. 1613 01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:44,333 And I'm playing games in this Disney nightmare, full fucking 1614 01:28:44,375 --> 01:28:46,457 drag, eating and drinking like I'm Elvis, 1615 01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:48,749 humoring that Russian prick Alexei. 1616 01:28:48,791 --> 01:28:50,040 Yeah, you're going to meet him. 1617 01:28:50,083 --> 01:28:52,165 Try to keep up with the plot. 1618 01:28:52,208 --> 01:28:53,332 There's a plot? 1619 01:28:53,375 --> 01:28:55,250 He needs constant entertainment. 1620 01:28:55,291 --> 01:28:57,833 Think pure id, think toddler on a sugar rush, 1621 01:28:57,874 --> 01:28:58,666 think fucking Trump. 1622 01:29:06,916 --> 01:29:11,082 Alexei, my prodigal director has returned from the wild, 1623 01:29:11,125 --> 01:29:13,415 and your Tobias Grummett. 1624 01:29:13,457 --> 01:29:17,374 Mm, I have heard many things about you, Toby. 1625 01:29:17,415 --> 01:29:22,331 You are, how do you say, the creative stock buttocks? 1626 01:29:22,374 --> 01:29:26,456 He certainly is. 1627 01:29:26,499 --> 01:29:29,165 He would sell your market to the Muslims. 1628 01:29:29,207 --> 01:29:31,748 And the old man? 1629 01:29:31,791 --> 01:29:36,207 He's, uh-- he's a face that-- 1630 01:29:36,249 --> 01:29:39,289 I just thought he would make a good Quixote. 1631 01:29:39,332 --> 01:29:41,873 And I see he's fond of you. 1632 01:29:41,915 --> 01:29:43,373 Oh yeah. 1633 01:29:43,415 --> 01:29:45,790 He's-- he's an old man with nothing better to do. 1634 01:29:45,832 --> 01:29:48,039 - And you look after him. - What? 1635 01:29:48,082 --> 01:29:49,206 No. 1636 01:29:49,249 --> 01:29:51,082 No? 1637 01:29:51,124 --> 01:29:57,581 Toby-- Toby, I see everything-- 1638 01:29:57,623 --> 01:30:00,831 everything. 1639 01:30:00,873 --> 01:30:02,790 I envy you. 1640 01:30:02,832 --> 01:30:05,331 You met Angelica when-- 1641 01:30:05,373 --> 01:30:07,081 when she was so young. 1642 01:30:07,124 --> 01:30:08,540 Oh. 1643 01:30:08,581 --> 01:30:11,664 No, uh, it-- it wasn't like that. 1644 01:30:11,706 --> 01:30:14,373 Did I ask you anything, my sweet? 1645 01:30:14,414 --> 01:30:15,622 We were both very young. 1646 01:30:15,665 --> 01:30:18,123 It was um-- a-- 1647 01:30:18,164 --> 01:30:19,497 a student film. 1648 01:30:19,540 --> 01:30:22,331 If you could call it that. 1649 01:30:22,373 --> 01:30:23,455 I mean, you can't call it-- 1650 01:30:24,748 --> 01:30:27,831 --very much a student passion project. 1651 01:30:27,872 --> 01:30:28,705 Hmm? 1652 01:30:28,747 --> 01:30:30,288 A passion project. 1653 01:30:30,331 --> 01:30:32,705 And what part did Angelica play in this passion 1654 01:30:32,747 --> 01:30:34,205 project of yours? 1655 01:30:34,248 --> 01:30:35,831 She was-- 1656 01:30:35,872 --> 01:30:39,330 she was a girl. 1657 01:30:39,373 --> 01:30:41,289 - A girl? - Yeah. 1658 01:30:41,331 --> 01:30:42,539 Just a girl? 1659 01:30:42,580 --> 01:30:44,163 Yeah, that's it. 1660 01:30:44,206 --> 01:30:48,039 We never-- never gave her a name. 1661 01:30:48,081 --> 01:30:49,330 No. 1662 01:30:49,372 --> 01:30:53,496 - She has to be a movie star. - Sure. 1663 01:31:01,997 --> 01:31:05,705 Oh, um, yeah. 1664 01:31:05,747 --> 01:31:08,288 I can't believe I'm saying-- this is not what it looks like. 1665 01:31:08,330 --> 01:31:11,538 This-- I understand how the context is-- 1666 01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:13,746 looks-- looks, uh, bad. 1667 01:31:13,789 --> 01:31:14,955 But this was not-- 1668 01:31:14,996 --> 01:31:16,704 I mean, she is wearing a bra, yes. 1669 01:31:16,746 --> 01:31:19,162 But what is in the picture is not what is actually happening. 1670 01:31:19,205 --> 01:31:20,454 I mean, it's happening, but it's not-- 1671 01:31:20,497 --> 01:31:21,038 Stop talking. 1672 01:31:32,871 --> 01:31:35,829 Ugh. No. 1673 01:31:42,412 --> 01:31:43,204 Clean it up. 1674 01:31:52,246 --> 01:31:55,662 Clean it up. 1675 01:31:55,704 --> 01:31:56,329 Here, come here. 1676 01:31:56,371 --> 01:31:57,329 I'll do it. 1677 01:32:00,454 --> 01:32:01,787 Do it now. 1678 01:32:19,745 --> 01:32:20,703 Oh. 1679 01:32:32,662 --> 01:32:33,744 Here-- in case you spill anything else. 1680 01:32:52,745 --> 01:32:53,537 Angelica. 1681 01:32:56,537 --> 01:32:58,744 What are you doing here? 1682 01:32:58,786 --> 01:32:59,744 Go away. 1683 01:33:11,744 --> 01:33:14,743 What do you want? 1684 01:33:14,786 --> 01:33:16,494 To rescue me? 1685 01:33:19,744 --> 01:33:22,035 Well, yeah. 1686 01:33:22,078 --> 01:33:23,744 From what? 1687 01:33:23,786 --> 01:33:29,494 From that Russian pig, from this, from this, all of this. 1688 01:33:29,536 --> 01:33:30,535 Yes, I see. 1689 01:33:30,577 --> 01:33:32,618 I see what you mean. 1690 01:33:32,661 --> 01:33:40,202 It is a little extravagant, far too beautiful. 1691 01:33:40,244 --> 01:33:43,243 But I'm getting used to it. 1692 01:33:43,285 --> 01:33:46,827 Toby, I am happy here. 1693 01:33:46,868 --> 01:33:50,535 I have everything you promised I would. 1694 01:33:50,577 --> 01:33:53,327 So you're just going to let him treat you like that? 1695 01:33:53,369 --> 01:33:57,119 He was reminding me who I belong to. 1696 01:33:57,160 --> 01:33:57,952 That's all. 1697 01:34:03,952 --> 01:34:11,118 Do you have the cojones to steal Alexei's property? 1698 01:34:16,660 --> 01:34:18,493 Yeah. 1699 01:34:18,535 --> 01:34:21,326 Didn't think so. 1700 01:34:21,368 --> 01:34:22,326 Fuck you. 1701 01:34:24,701 --> 01:34:28,909 Only Alexei does that. 1702 01:34:28,951 --> 01:34:29,784 OK. 1703 01:34:29,827 --> 01:34:30,743 Then how much? Huh? 1704 01:34:30,785 --> 01:34:31,451 What's you're going rate? 1705 01:34:31,493 --> 01:34:32,784 Is that enough? 1706 01:34:32,826 --> 01:34:33,784 Huh? 1707 01:34:33,826 --> 01:34:35,242 Hey! 1708 01:34:35,284 --> 01:34:36,118 What the fuck? 1709 01:34:59,076 --> 01:35:01,617 You naughty boy. 1710 01:35:01,659 --> 01:35:03,283 They're not real. 1711 01:35:03,325 --> 01:35:04,741 Are things real, Toby? 1712 01:35:04,784 --> 01:35:05,617 Come on, Toby. 1713 01:35:05,659 --> 01:35:06,575 Pull yourself together. 1714 01:35:06,617 --> 01:35:07,866 You're making me nervous. 1715 01:35:07,909 --> 01:35:09,575 Something has to be. 1716 01:35:09,617 --> 01:35:11,534 The Boss has put me in charge of tonight's entertainment. 1717 01:35:11,575 --> 01:35:13,450 - Rupert. - I had this peachy idea. 1718 01:35:13,492 --> 01:35:14,825 It's like kid of the one you used to have. 1719 01:35:14,867 --> 01:35:16,117 - Rupert. - You're going to love it. 1720 01:35:16,158 --> 01:35:17,783 - Rupert. - What is it? 1721 01:35:17,866 --> 01:35:20,824 I'm listening. 1722 01:35:20,866 --> 01:35:24,990 Would you mind just rubbing my back, please? 1723 01:35:25,033 --> 01:35:27,950 You know like you used to-- a little hard grain kneading-- 1724 01:35:27,991 --> 01:35:30,407 kneaded to be worn down. 1725 01:35:30,450 --> 01:35:33,950 Hey, come on. 1726 01:35:33,991 --> 01:35:36,866 I think you'll feel a lot better once we get you dressed. 1727 01:35:36,908 --> 01:35:37,783 Come on. 1728 01:35:37,825 --> 01:35:38,533 Who do you want to play? 1729 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:49,241 Oh, thank you. 1730 01:35:49,282 --> 01:35:52,157 I hope you like my humble home. 1731 01:35:52,199 --> 01:35:54,782 Oh, it's-- it's-- it's wonders. 1732 01:35:54,825 --> 01:35:55,741 Yes. 1733 01:35:55,783 --> 01:35:56,865 I bought it two weeks ago. 1734 01:35:56,908 --> 01:35:58,282 Huh? 1735 01:35:58,324 --> 01:36:01,281 I'm joking. 1736 01:36:01,324 --> 01:36:04,657 I was thinking painting it all in purple. 1737 01:36:04,699 --> 01:36:07,449 We Russians love purple. 1738 01:36:07,491 --> 01:36:13,448 Now, I really like your big adventures, Don Quixote. 1739 01:36:13,491 --> 01:36:16,032 You've read my exploits? 1740 01:36:16,074 --> 01:36:17,240 Of course. 1741 01:36:17,282 --> 01:36:19,323 The whole castle is reading them. 1742 01:36:19,366 --> 01:36:20,324 Book! 1743 01:36:23,907 --> 01:36:24,740 Take a seat. 1744 01:36:29,407 --> 01:36:32,157 I hope this little show of yours pleases me. 1745 01:36:54,532 --> 01:36:55,614 Hi, Toby. 1746 01:36:55,657 --> 01:36:57,490 Um, we need to talk. 1747 01:36:57,532 --> 01:36:59,323 Not now, Sarah. 1748 01:36:59,365 --> 01:36:59,948 Down. 1749 01:36:59,989 --> 01:37:00,948 Stay. 1750 01:37:03,490 --> 01:37:04,448 Melissa. 1751 01:37:12,989 --> 01:37:14,781 Make some room for Sancho, my dear. 1752 01:37:22,864 --> 01:37:24,823 Alexei seems to be enjoying the old fart. 1753 01:37:24,864 --> 01:37:25,697 Well, good. 1754 01:37:42,197 --> 01:37:43,114 Is that the gypsy? 1755 01:37:45,905 --> 01:37:47,987 All a misunderstanding, Toby. 1756 01:37:48,030 --> 01:37:53,780 A lady is here in the hope of finding the brave and noble Don 1757 01:37:53,822 --> 01:37:54,780 Quixote. 1758 01:37:58,822 --> 01:38:02,613 I am the lady Dolorida, Princess of Candaya. 1759 01:38:02,655 --> 01:38:06,029 I cast myself down before knighthood invincible. 1760 01:38:06,072 --> 01:38:07,947 Oh, please. 1761 01:38:07,988 --> 01:38:09,321 Please. 1762 01:38:09,364 --> 01:38:12,696 It is I who should be kneeling before you. 1763 01:38:12,738 --> 01:38:15,737 Please, dear sad lady, tell me your story. 1764 01:38:15,780 --> 01:38:19,488 Mine is an ancient Muslim family, 1765 01:38:19,530 --> 01:38:23,612 who, when the Catholic monarchs expelled the Moors from Spain, 1766 01:38:23,655 --> 01:38:25,530 fled to Morocco. 1767 01:38:25,571 --> 01:38:26,821 They were poor. 1768 01:38:26,863 --> 01:38:28,862 But as years passed, they grew rich. 1769 01:38:28,905 --> 01:38:32,655 And I-- I was raised in splendor. 1770 01:38:32,696 --> 01:38:35,113 I was exceedingly beautiful. 1771 01:38:35,154 --> 01:38:39,153 I-- I was desired by all men. 1772 01:38:39,196 --> 01:38:44,195 Then one day, a filthy beggar came to my palace, 1773 01:38:44,238 --> 01:38:46,403 demanding my hand in marriage. 1774 01:38:46,446 --> 01:38:47,737 No. 1775 01:38:47,779 --> 01:38:51,070 Commanding me to convert to Christianity. 1776 01:38:51,946 --> 01:38:53,779 Can you imagine? 1777 01:38:53,821 --> 01:38:59,278 My-- my ladies and I burst out laughing, enraged. 1778 01:38:59,321 --> 01:39:02,654 The pathetic creature's eyes burned fire. 1779 01:39:02,695 --> 01:39:05,861 And cursing us, he spat out his-- 1780 01:39:05,904 --> 01:39:09,112 his name-- Malambrino. 1781 01:39:09,154 --> 01:39:13,529 Malambrino, the enchanter, my sworn enemy? 1782 01:39:13,570 --> 01:39:17,611 My skin was suddenly pricked by 1,000 needles. 1783 01:39:17,654 --> 01:39:22,611 And as I raised my hands to my face, I-- 1784 01:39:22,654 --> 01:39:23,986 I found it-- 1785 01:39:24,028 --> 01:39:25,945 I found it like this. 1786 01:39:27,986 --> 01:39:28,903 Oh my god! 1787 01:39:28,945 --> 01:39:30,402 - Suicide bomber! - Run! 1788 01:39:32,403 --> 01:39:33,611 Freeze! 1789 01:39:33,654 --> 01:39:34,445 Everything is under control. 1790 01:39:34,487 --> 01:39:36,362 Calm down. 1791 01:39:36,403 --> 01:39:38,778 I'm sure that Don can deal with this. 1792 01:39:38,820 --> 01:39:41,236 Hmm? 1793 01:39:41,278 --> 01:39:42,444 Yeah. 1794 01:39:42,487 --> 01:39:45,945 Dear lady, what must I do to release 1795 01:39:45,986 --> 01:39:49,194 you from this abominable curse? 1796 01:39:49,237 --> 01:39:49,861 Oh. 1797 01:39:49,903 --> 01:39:51,528 Oh, thank you. 1798 01:39:51,569 --> 01:39:55,110 Oh. 1799 01:39:55,195 --> 01:39:58,820 I knew you would not fail us. 1800 01:40:21,819 --> 01:40:24,652 Hut! 1801 01:40:35,361 --> 01:40:36,111 I don't-- 1802 01:40:36,152 --> 01:40:37,527 I don't like this. 1803 01:40:37,568 --> 01:40:41,026 This must seem like heaven to a person 1804 01:40:41,069 --> 01:40:42,568 such as yourself, huh? 1805 01:40:42,610 --> 01:40:43,401 Trust me. 1806 01:40:43,443 --> 01:40:44,859 I know these people. 1807 01:40:44,902 --> 01:40:47,151 How dare you suggest such a thing. 1808 01:40:47,194 --> 01:40:50,276 You will remain silent. 1809 01:40:50,318 --> 01:40:53,567 You do nothing without permission. 1810 01:40:53,610 --> 01:41:01,193 Let anyone who is brave enough mount this machine. 1811 01:41:01,235 --> 01:41:02,484 Don't do it. 1812 01:41:02,527 --> 01:41:03,526 Sancho! 1813 01:41:03,568 --> 01:41:04,776 Sit down! 1814 01:41:04,819 --> 01:41:07,318 With a cruel knight on his back, 1815 01:41:07,360 --> 01:41:10,484 Cabalino flies through the air, so easily 1816 01:41:10,527 --> 01:41:14,651 it is as if the devil himself is guiding it. 1817 01:41:18,318 --> 01:41:24,193 Dear lady, I am ready. 1818 01:41:24,235 --> 01:41:28,984 Where must I travel to release you from this evil curse? 1819 01:41:29,026 --> 01:41:32,234 To the moon and back. 1820 01:41:32,276 --> 01:41:35,484 Because of the extreme altitude, 1821 01:41:35,526 --> 01:41:39,442 the rider must take care to cover his eyes. 1822 01:41:39,484 --> 01:41:45,900 Then I shall blind myself securely. 1823 01:41:50,025 --> 01:41:51,942 Hut! 1824 01:41:55,442 --> 01:41:59,942 May God guide you, brave knight! 1825 01:41:59,983 --> 01:42:02,358 I can't see him anymore! 1826 01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:03,817 He's so high! 1827 01:42:03,858 --> 01:42:05,775 He's gone! 1828 01:42:05,817 --> 01:42:07,191 He's alive! 1829 01:42:07,234 --> 01:42:10,150 We must have reached the second layer of air, 1830 01:42:10,192 --> 01:42:13,733 where hail and snow are born. 1831 01:42:13,775 --> 01:42:18,233 No, now it's thunder and lightning. 1832 01:42:18,275 --> 01:42:21,525 We have surely risen to the third layer. 1833 01:42:21,566 --> 01:42:22,941 Oh. 1834 01:42:22,983 --> 01:42:26,191 In a moment, we shall reach the moon. 1835 01:42:26,233 --> 01:42:31,066 I can feel its cool aura. 1836 01:42:31,108 --> 01:42:36,148 Don Quixote de la Mancha, the moon welcomes you! 1837 01:42:36,191 --> 01:42:37,941 I recognize that voice-- 1838 01:42:37,982 --> 01:42:40,857 Malambrino! 1839 01:42:42,858 --> 01:42:47,608 Ah, yes, Malambrino. 1840 01:42:47,650 --> 01:42:49,274 What a surprise. 1841 01:42:49,316 --> 01:42:54,232 It seems you have succeeded, and so I must lift my curse. 1842 01:42:54,274 --> 01:42:58,524 You win this time, sad little man! 1843 01:42:58,565 --> 01:43:00,273 How dare you! 1844 01:43:00,316 --> 01:43:03,816 Surely, I am the first to have made this stupendous journey. 1845 01:43:03,857 --> 01:43:06,607 Just the first-- 1846 01:43:06,649 --> 01:43:08,773 after me. 1847 01:43:08,816 --> 01:43:15,815 Then prepare to be eclipsed, and watch how I can fly, higher 1848 01:43:15,857 --> 01:43:19,273 than you can ever dream of-- 1849 01:43:19,315 --> 01:43:20,773 to the sun! 1850 01:43:20,816 --> 01:43:22,649 Yeah! Yeah! 1851 01:43:26,023 --> 01:43:27,022 Whoa. Whoa. 1852 01:43:27,065 --> 01:43:28,272 Cabalino, slow down. 1853 01:43:28,315 --> 01:43:30,232 Cabalino, slow down! 1854 01:43:30,273 --> 01:43:32,190 No, no, no, no, no. 1855 01:43:32,232 --> 01:43:33,564 Humor him. 1856 01:43:33,607 --> 01:43:35,023 I need to clinch this account. 1857 01:43:35,065 --> 01:43:38,397 Tremendous. 1858 01:43:38,440 --> 01:43:40,357 It's too hot! 1859 01:43:40,398 --> 01:43:41,357 Ahh! 1860 01:43:41,398 --> 01:43:42,731 Whoa! Ahh! 1861 01:44:04,190 --> 01:44:07,107 Dear ladies, I am back. 1862 01:44:10,231 --> 01:44:12,189 You are free. 1863 01:44:12,231 --> 01:44:18,480 There is-- there is no need to thank me. 1864 01:44:45,814 --> 01:44:47,772 Congratulations. 1865 01:44:47,814 --> 01:44:51,771 I think we just made the account. 1866 01:45:08,772 --> 01:45:13,438 You old fool! 1867 01:45:18,896 --> 01:45:21,604 What must they have thought of you? 1868 01:45:30,021 --> 01:45:34,354 I could only find black thread. 1869 01:45:34,395 --> 01:45:35,187 You think they'll notice? 1870 01:45:37,604 --> 01:45:38,562 Yeah. It'll be fine. 1871 01:45:41,729 --> 01:45:46,479 Next time, Sancho, make sure I listen to you. 1872 01:45:50,479 --> 01:45:51,312 I'll try. 1873 01:45:51,354 --> 01:45:52,104 Goodnight, sire. 1874 01:46:16,978 --> 01:46:17,770 Toby, I-- 1875 01:46:17,812 --> 01:46:19,561 You've humiliated him. 1876 01:46:19,603 --> 01:46:21,936 You could have stopped it. 1877 01:46:21,978 --> 01:46:22,770 You didn't. 1878 01:46:27,229 --> 01:46:28,728 Isn't she wonderful? 1879 01:46:28,770 --> 01:46:29,811 So dramatic. 1880 01:46:29,853 --> 01:46:31,561 So Spanish. 1881 01:46:31,603 --> 01:46:36,311 I promised her a big part in the Vodka campaign, if we got it. 1882 01:46:36,353 --> 01:46:37,602 And we did! 1883 01:46:37,645 --> 01:46:39,561 What a team! 1884 01:46:39,603 --> 01:46:41,852 Come on, partner, give us a hug. 1885 01:47:25,185 --> 01:47:28,351 You see what they are doing here? 1886 01:47:28,393 --> 01:47:30,310 Gathering up all the things-- 1887 01:47:30,352 --> 01:47:34,559 broken things, bad things-- 1888 01:47:34,602 --> 01:47:37,935 tonight, we sacrifice the past year. 1889 01:47:37,976 --> 01:47:42,226 Everything will be destroyed in the flames, made clean again. 1890 01:47:45,227 --> 01:47:46,143 Angelica. 1891 01:47:48,060 --> 01:47:49,434 What the fuck are you doing? 1892 01:47:49,477 --> 01:47:52,684 It's not my fault. The valves are corroded. 1893 01:47:55,726 --> 01:47:56,559 Angelica. 1894 01:48:01,227 --> 01:48:02,060 Angelica. 1895 01:48:07,227 --> 01:48:09,143 Angelica, would you talk to me? 1896 01:48:12,185 --> 01:48:15,643 Oh, you like being kept like an animal? 1897 01:48:19,684 --> 01:48:21,226 Paid for? 1898 01:48:22,267 --> 01:48:22,767 Alexei's whore? 1899 01:48:28,184 --> 01:48:29,558 Oh, go ahead. 1900 01:48:29,601 --> 01:48:30,434 I probably deserve it. 1901 01:49:13,058 --> 01:49:14,516 He's going to kill us both. 1902 01:49:14,558 --> 01:49:17,100 We'll be gone before he knows. 1903 01:49:17,141 --> 01:49:18,557 - Which one? - There. 1904 01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:21,016 The one before the white horse. 1905 01:49:36,391 --> 01:49:37,183 Oh, shit! 1906 01:49:42,808 --> 01:49:44,224 Hah! 1907 01:49:44,266 --> 01:49:46,225 Toby, come on. 1908 01:49:46,266 --> 01:49:47,183 Let's go. 1909 01:49:47,225 --> 01:49:48,058 I can't. 1910 01:49:56,140 --> 01:49:57,099 Come on, Don. 1911 01:49:57,140 --> 01:49:58,598 We're getting out of here. 1912 01:49:58,641 --> 01:50:01,681 A proper guest must be willing to repay his host. 1913 01:50:01,724 --> 01:50:03,057 No, no, no. 1914 01:50:03,099 --> 01:50:05,223 You are a knight-errant. 1915 01:50:05,265 --> 01:50:06,890 You rescue damsels, right? 1916 01:50:06,932 --> 01:50:08,264 Well, we have to now. 1917 01:50:13,516 --> 01:50:14,432 No! 1918 01:50:14,474 --> 01:50:15,807 Leave me alone. 1919 01:50:15,848 --> 01:50:17,264 You told me to make you listen to me, right? 1920 01:50:17,307 --> 01:50:18,848 Well, we got to go. 1921 01:50:18,890 --> 01:50:19,598 Toby. 1922 01:50:19,640 --> 01:50:20,348 Now. 1923 01:50:20,390 --> 01:50:21,307 Come on, man. 1924 01:50:21,349 --> 01:50:23,556 The enchanters are upon us. 1925 01:50:23,598 --> 01:50:25,431 I like it here. 1926 01:50:25,474 --> 01:50:26,390 No, you don't. 1927 01:50:26,432 --> 01:50:27,807 Everyone's happy here. 1928 01:50:27,848 --> 01:50:28,807 We have to go. 1929 01:50:28,848 --> 01:50:29,931 No, they're not. 1930 01:50:29,973 --> 01:50:30,765 It's what I dream of. 1931 01:50:30,807 --> 01:50:31,765 Toby! 1932 01:50:38,348 --> 01:50:40,430 - You're pathetic. - Go! 1933 01:50:40,473 --> 01:50:42,306 Toby! Help! 1934 01:50:46,473 --> 01:50:48,306 - Toby! - Yaw! 1935 01:50:48,348 --> 01:50:49,889 Yaw! Yaw! 1936 01:50:49,932 --> 01:50:51,765 Oh! 1937 01:50:56,889 --> 01:50:59,347 Toby. 1938 01:50:59,389 --> 01:51:04,264 Toby. 1939 01:51:04,348 --> 01:51:07,305 Angelica? 1940 01:51:07,348 --> 01:51:09,680 Toby. 1941 01:51:09,722 --> 01:51:13,888 What did you think you were doing? 1942 01:51:13,931 --> 01:51:17,222 - Oh! - Shh. 1943 01:51:24,806 --> 01:51:26,180 You fucking prick. 1944 01:51:29,098 --> 01:51:32,722 Such sticky fingers. 1945 01:51:32,764 --> 01:51:36,763 Time someone took that girl in hand, huh? 1946 01:51:42,889 --> 01:51:46,263 Well, I can't help, Toby. 1947 01:51:46,305 --> 01:51:47,596 Got a company to run. 1948 01:51:47,639 --> 01:51:48,679 Lots of people depend on me. 1949 01:51:56,180 --> 01:51:57,930 You're sure in sad spirits, Sancho. 1950 01:52:00,679 --> 01:52:04,387 Crazed and in love. 1951 01:52:04,430 --> 01:52:05,180 I was proud of you. 1952 01:52:08,347 --> 01:52:08,971 But it's over. 1953 01:52:12,138 --> 01:52:14,097 It's time to go home. 1954 01:52:14,138 --> 01:52:15,097 What are you saying? 1955 01:52:15,138 --> 01:52:19,721 Sancho, look into my eyes. 1956 01:52:19,763 --> 01:52:22,513 There are no birds in last Autumn's nest. 1957 01:52:22,554 --> 01:52:23,513 No. 1958 01:52:29,638 --> 01:52:30,596 Sancho. 1959 01:52:30,638 --> 01:52:32,429 No, get away from me. 1960 01:52:32,471 --> 01:52:36,470 - Get away from me! - Wait. 1961 01:52:50,096 --> 01:52:50,929 Angelica! 1962 01:52:55,096 --> 01:52:55,929 Angelica! 1963 01:53:05,096 --> 01:53:05,929 Angelica. 1964 01:53:17,053 --> 01:53:17,886 Angelica! 1965 01:53:26,053 --> 01:53:29,427 Angelica! 1966 01:53:29,512 --> 01:53:30,636 Alexei! 1967 01:53:30,678 --> 01:53:33,553 Where are you, you son of a bitch? 1968 01:53:33,595 --> 01:53:34,844 You piece of shit! 1969 01:54:08,552 --> 01:54:09,385 Angelica! 1970 01:54:22,010 --> 01:54:22,843 Angelica! 1971 01:55:09,801 --> 01:55:11,634 I can take you to her. 1972 01:55:25,134 --> 01:55:26,093 Get down. 1973 01:55:35,218 --> 01:55:36,176 Trust me. 1974 01:55:46,801 --> 01:55:49,050 Angelica. 1975 01:55:49,092 --> 01:55:50,174 Are you all right? 1976 01:56:00,509 --> 01:56:03,508 Got to make up for lost time. 1977 01:56:05,258 --> 01:56:07,883 I'll make you forget about that little bitch. 1978 01:56:12,383 --> 01:56:14,800 Angelica. 1979 01:56:14,841 --> 01:56:17,257 You better come. 1980 01:56:17,300 --> 01:56:19,258 Ahh! 1981 01:56:25,674 --> 01:56:26,633 Ahh! 1982 01:56:41,216 --> 01:56:43,507 Angelica! 1983 01:56:50,674 --> 01:56:54,132 Oh my god. 1984 01:56:54,174 --> 01:56:55,007 Angelica! 1985 01:56:57,715 --> 01:56:59,381 I'm The Boss's wife. 1986 01:56:59,424 --> 01:57:01,382 Toby! 1987 01:57:02,840 --> 01:57:04,590 Kiss me! 1988 01:57:04,632 --> 01:57:05,590 Kiss me. 1989 01:57:09,049 --> 01:57:11,799 I'd send that little bitch straight to hell. 1990 01:57:11,840 --> 01:57:13,090 She's burning! 1991 01:57:20,965 --> 01:57:23,507 Shit! He's killing her! 1992 01:57:23,548 --> 01:57:25,507 No! 1993 01:57:32,923 --> 01:57:33,963 Shit. Shit. 1994 01:57:34,006 --> 01:57:35,464 Shit. Dammit. 1995 01:57:35,507 --> 01:57:38,298 Every man for himself. 1996 01:57:48,923 --> 01:57:52,214 Oh, no, no. Ahh! 1997 01:57:59,422 --> 01:58:00,546 Oh. 1998 01:58:00,589 --> 01:58:01,547 Don! 1999 01:58:01,589 --> 01:58:03,464 Don! 2000 01:58:32,422 --> 01:58:35,339 I'm here. 2001 01:58:35,380 --> 01:58:38,797 My name-- 2002 01:58:38,838 --> 01:58:42,046 my name is Javier. 2003 01:58:42,089 --> 01:58:43,838 No, no, no, no. 2004 01:58:43,880 --> 01:58:48,837 Is Javier Sanchez, a shoemaker, 2005 01:58:51,797 --> 01:58:53,755 a forgotten old man. 2006 01:58:53,797 --> 01:58:55,588 No, no, no, no, no, no. 2007 01:58:55,630 --> 01:58:58,088 Don't say that. 2008 01:58:58,129 --> 01:59:03,837 An interesting face, the kind they use to sell insurance. 2009 01:59:08,880 --> 01:59:10,630 Please. Please. 2010 01:59:16,171 --> 01:59:17,921 Here. 2011 01:59:17,962 --> 01:59:19,921 You, you-- 2012 01:59:27,004 --> 01:59:31,920 I always knew you-- 2013 01:59:31,962 --> 01:59:33,670 you were more than-- 2014 01:59:33,712 --> 01:59:35,670 more than Sancho. 2015 01:59:58,587 --> 02:00:00,711 An accident. 2016 02:00:00,754 --> 02:00:02,337 Old men can trip so easily. 2017 02:00:05,212 --> 02:00:07,669 This is no more fun. 2018 02:00:07,712 --> 02:00:10,711 You go away. 2019 02:00:10,753 --> 02:00:13,252 Get out of my house. 2020 02:00:13,295 --> 02:00:14,377 Melissa! 2021 02:00:14,420 --> 02:00:16,378 No, Sarah. 2022 02:00:16,420 --> 02:00:17,253 Ah, whatever. 2023 02:00:24,419 --> 02:00:28,086 This is the one month they said it never rains. 2024 02:00:28,128 --> 02:00:30,795 Really buggers up the rest of the shoot, Tob. 2025 02:00:34,711 --> 02:00:36,794 You really do play too rough, my dear. 2026 02:00:36,836 --> 02:00:39,044 Not willing to let you go past. 2027 02:00:39,086 --> 02:00:39,835 Yeah. 2028 02:00:39,878 --> 02:00:40,795 Yeah, right now. 2029 02:00:40,836 --> 02:00:42,044 I could get behind it now. 2030 02:00:42,086 --> 02:00:43,168 Trust me. 2031 02:00:43,211 --> 02:00:44,251 Let's work together. 2032 02:00:49,169 --> 02:00:50,127 Don? 2033 02:00:55,711 --> 02:00:57,669 He said he couldn't die. 2034 02:01:16,627 --> 02:01:18,667 The village is not far now. 2035 02:01:18,710 --> 02:01:21,126 We're almost there. 2036 02:01:21,169 --> 02:01:23,502 We'll make sure they bury him in all his glory. 2037 02:01:27,293 --> 02:01:28,459 You can trust me. 2038 02:01:28,502 --> 02:01:29,542 Everything is going to be all right. 2039 02:01:32,376 --> 02:01:32,959 Everything's fine. 2040 02:01:37,668 --> 02:01:39,834 This is a marvelous day for adventure. 2041 02:01:42,793 --> 02:01:43,917 Toby? 2042 02:01:43,959 --> 02:01:48,375 I feel it in my bones. 2043 02:01:50,918 --> 02:01:53,209 What's that? 2044 02:01:53,251 --> 02:01:54,375 Just thunder. 2045 02:01:56,335 --> 02:01:57,126 Something's coming. 2046 02:02:04,459 --> 02:02:05,458 Run! 2047 02:02:05,501 --> 02:02:07,250 Get out of here! 2048 02:02:07,293 --> 02:02:09,501 Leave this place! 2049 02:02:09,542 --> 02:02:11,167 Stay back! 2050 02:02:11,210 --> 02:02:13,959 You're in grave danger! 2051 02:02:14,001 --> 02:02:15,417 Yaw! 2052 02:02:15,459 --> 02:02:16,417 Toby! 2053 02:02:16,459 --> 02:02:20,416 Toby, come back! 2054 02:02:20,459 --> 02:02:25,250 Prepare to meet your doom! Ahhh! 2055 02:02:43,542 --> 02:02:45,750 Ahhh! 2056 02:02:45,792 --> 02:02:48,666 Oh! 2057 02:02:55,125 --> 02:02:56,084 Whoa! 2058 02:03:01,708 --> 02:03:03,625 Ahhh! 2059 02:03:03,666 --> 02:03:05,500 - Eeyahh! - Wah! 2060 02:03:13,124 --> 02:03:17,248 I entrust my heart and soul to you, my Dulcinea! 2061 02:03:25,333 --> 02:03:26,665 Die, foul being! 2062 02:03:42,624 --> 02:03:43,582 Toby! 2063 02:03:47,665 --> 02:03:51,123 Toby. 2064 02:03:57,457 --> 02:04:00,748 Toby. 2065 02:04:00,832 --> 02:04:02,956 Toby. 2066 02:04:02,998 --> 02:04:08,997 There you are, my loyal squire. 2067 02:04:09,040 --> 02:04:10,372 It's me. 2068 02:04:10,415 --> 02:04:12,539 It's Angelica. 2069 02:04:12,582 --> 02:04:14,123 Sancho? 2070 02:04:14,165 --> 02:04:15,289 Toby. 2071 02:04:15,332 --> 02:04:17,915 Toby, I-- I'm not Sancho Panza. 2072 02:04:17,956 --> 02:04:23,872 Oh, you and your rustic pranks. 2073 02:04:23,915 --> 02:04:31,456 Some say I'm mad, that I only inhabit my dreams. 2074 02:04:31,498 --> 02:04:35,497 But then how is it I see you, Sancho? 2075 02:04:35,539 --> 02:04:37,705 It's Angelica. 2076 02:04:37,748 --> 02:04:40,664 Always doubting me. 2077 02:04:40,706 --> 02:04:42,539 Alexei's whore, remember? 2078 02:04:49,164 --> 02:04:50,497 I forgive you, Sancho. 2079 02:04:55,664 --> 02:04:57,705 No, no, no, no. 2080 02:04:57,748 --> 02:04:59,664 No, Toby. 2081 02:04:59,706 --> 02:05:00,623 Toby. 2082 02:05:00,664 --> 02:05:02,830 Toby, ple-- please, it's me. 2083 02:05:02,872 --> 02:05:04,330 It's me. 2084 02:05:04,372 --> 02:05:06,705 Please. 2085 02:05:06,747 --> 02:05:07,746 Toby, I'm-- I'm here. 2086 02:05:07,789 --> 02:05:08,497 It's me. 2087 02:05:08,539 --> 02:05:09,331 Toby. 2088 02:05:09,372 --> 02:05:10,331 No. 2089 02:05:16,122 --> 02:05:17,997 It's me. 2090 02:05:18,039 --> 02:05:23,705 I'm Sancho-- Sancho Panza, your-- your loyal squire. 2091 02:05:23,747 --> 02:05:24,705 Sancho? 2092 02:05:29,288 --> 02:05:36,454 Sancho, this is the beginning of a very interesting 2093 02:05:36,497 --> 02:05:40,330 and new relationship. 2094 02:05:55,829 --> 02:05:59,454 I was born by special will of heaven, 2095 02:05:59,497 --> 02:06:04,163 in this age of Iram, to restore the lost age of chivalry. 2096 02:06:07,454 --> 02:06:10,037 I am the man for whom all dangers 2097 02:06:10,080 --> 02:06:17,995 are expressly reserved and grand adventures and brave deeds 2098 02:06:18,038 --> 02:06:18,996 also. 2099 02:06:21,245 --> 02:06:26,995 I am Don Quixote de la Mancha, 2100 02:06:27,037 --> 02:06:30,620 and I will live forever. 132317