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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,771 這塊豬肉不新鮮,我不要 2 00:00:24,771 --> 00:00:25,971 你說什麼 3 00:00:25,971 --> 00:00:27,170 宰了不到半個鐘頭 4 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:29,087 怎麼會不新鮮呢 5 00:00:29,087 --> 00:00:30,166 你看看 6 00:00:30,166 --> 00:00:31,924 這塊豬肉都變了顏色了 7 00:00:31,924 --> 00:00:33,604 不知道掛這兒多久 8 00:00:33,604 --> 00:00:34,841 這怎麼可能呢 9 00:00:34,841 --> 00:00:36,201 豬肉要是不新鮮 10 00:00:36,201 --> 00:00:37,958 衛生局是不准賣的 11 00:00:40,995 --> 00:00:42,595 我告訴你們 12 00:00:43,633 --> 00:00:45,431 這兒是我的地盤 13 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:48,388 不許你們來搗亂 14 00:00:52,903 --> 00:00:54,463 不然的話 15 00:00:54,981 --> 00:00:56,701 我就對你們不客氣 16 00:01:23,913 --> 00:01:25,272 來了… 17 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,640 全都沒有禮貌 18 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,439 前兩天我過香港 19 00:01:58,439 --> 00:01:59,438 我看見了你… 20 00:01:59,438 --> 00:02:01,236 李小龍啊 21 00:02:02,393 --> 00:02:04,233 我是說看見你叔叔 22 00:02:04,233 --> 00:02:06,709 他開了個大拍檔 23 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:09,147 人手不夠用呢 24 00:02:09,548 --> 00:02:11,785 你年紀也不小了 25 00:02:11,904 --> 00:02:14,423 你有沒有好好想想 26 00:02:14,423 --> 00:02:15,901 老跟我在鄉下餵豬 27 00:02:15,901 --> 00:02:17,819 也沒什麼出息 28 00:02:17,819 --> 00:02:21,255 我想你到香港幫幫你叔叔 29 00:02:21,255 --> 00:02:23,294 可以學點東西 30 00:02:23,692 --> 00:02:26,251 他那兒也正缺人手 31 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:27,929 如果你願意 32 00:02:27,929 --> 00:02:30,725 吃完了飯 快點去吧 33 00:02:31,166 --> 00:02:32,964 那我走了 豬怎麼辦 34 00:02:32,964 --> 00:02:34,563 那還不容易 35 00:02:34,563 --> 00:02:36,561 就讓他們在這兒養傷 36 00:02:39,582 --> 00:02:43,041 肥龍過江 37 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:20,875 監製:俞鳳至 38 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:26,000 領銜主演:洪金寶 39 00:03:33,707 --> 00:03:36,500 領銜主演:李海淑、劉香萍 40 00:03:41,791 --> 00:03:44,666 領銜主演:陸柱石、梁家仁 41 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:49,207 聯合主演:羅國輝、李海生 馮克安、大衛尼克、馮峰 42 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:04,332 楊群 43 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:27,083 喬宏 44 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:34,000 林建明 45 00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:43,625 服裝:潘英 道具:梁能 化妝:陳國雄 場務:戴志輝 46 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:47,540 劇務:梁榮炎 場記:楊樺 劇照:黃慧富 燈光:梁庚好 47 00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:56,915 攝影:劉觀偉 48 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:01,458 剪接:蔣國權 49 00:05:02,665 --> 00:05:05,208 音樂:陳勳奇 50 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:09,583 副導演:曾志偉 51 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:14,540 副武術指導:馮克安、黃蝦 52 00:05:18,665 --> 00:05:23,040 武術指導:洪金寶 53 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:32,540 編劇:倪匡 54 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:37,000 製片:李生 助理製片:梁榮 55 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:48,583 策劃:楊群 56 00:05:56,125 --> 00:06:02,083 導演:洪金寶 57 00:06:22,095 --> 00:06:24,891 小胖子,怎麼當街撒尿啊 58 00:06:24,891 --> 00:06:26,529 不是 59 00:06:29,846 --> 00:06:31,484 走… 60 00:07:00,249 --> 00:07:01,209 對不起,開個門 61 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:02,447 對不起 62 00:07:04,126 --> 00:07:05,484 謝謝 63 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,318 對不起 64 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:46,453 司…司機大哥 65 00:08:46,453 --> 00:08:50,690 我是想…想…去… 66 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:52,007 去死啊 67 00:08:52,007 --> 00:08:55,045 去…我去… 68 00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:12,917 小姐,我要下車了 69 00:09:13,796 --> 00:09:15,875 你下車關我什麼事啊 70 00:09:16,874 --> 00:09:19,431 你不放手,我怎麼下去 71 00:09:42,129 --> 00:09:45,445 老兄,請問電梯在哪兒 72 00:09:45,924 --> 00:09:48,642 電梯?這裏沒電梯 73 00:09:49,281 --> 00:09:51,479 你當我鄉下佬啊 74 00:09:51,479 --> 00:09:53,158 現在的高樓大廈 75 00:09:53,158 --> 00:09:55,275 怎麼會沒有電梯呢 76 00:09:55,955 --> 00:09:57,672 說得有道理 77 00:09:59,151 --> 00:10:01,908 你找到電梯,告訴我在哪兒 78 00:10:01,908 --> 00:10:02,947 好 79 00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:03,986 那先謝謝你 80 00:10:03,986 --> 00:10:05,424 不用謝 81 00:10:45,905 --> 00:10:47,502 來,燒雞飯來了 82 00:10:55,934 --> 00:10:57,133 牛雜面 83 00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:00,700 白飯 84 00:11:04,815 --> 00:11:07,054 朋友,幫幫忙坐進來點 85 00:11:07,054 --> 00:11:07,732 為什麼 86 00:11:07,732 --> 00:11:08,651 你不知道 87 00:11:08,651 --> 00:11:10,650 隔壁那個八婆好兇 88 00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:13,007 你坐的凳子已經過了白線了 89 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:14,606 幫幫忙 90 00:11:14,726 --> 00:11:15,885 真麻煩 91 00:11:20,719 --> 00:11:22,918 兩位裏面請,裏面請… 92 00:11:22,918 --> 00:11:23,877 這邊有位子坐 93 00:11:23,877 --> 00:11:25,234 我們這兒的東西好吃 94 00:11:25,234 --> 00:11:26,953 來…請坐 95 00:11:28,471 --> 00:11:29,870 死八婆 96 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,789 夥計,燒鵝飯一碗 97 00:11:31,789 --> 00:11:33,267 好,這邊… 98 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,064 來了 99 00:11:37,223 --> 00:11:38,341 就來… 100 00:11:52,247 --> 00:11:54,007 真不好意思,胖哥 101 00:11:54,007 --> 00:11:56,684 弄得你一身都是的 102 00:12:00,159 --> 00:12:02,757 不要緊,難得一次 103 00:12:04,755 --> 00:12:05,955 請進來坐 104 00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:11,708 胖哥,你找哪位啊 105 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:13,427 這邊坐嘛 106 00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:16,343 我們鄺記的牛雜面最好吃了 107 00:12:16,343 --> 00:12:18,182 吃了包你回味無窮 108 00:12:18,182 --> 00:12:19,541 鄺記 109 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,179 你不是雄記 110 00:12:21,619 --> 00:12:23,377 鄺記跟雄記是一樣的嘛 111 00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:24,616 阿龍 112 00:12:24,616 --> 00:12:25,054 不 113 00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:25,775 我們這兒的好吃 114 00:12:25,775 --> 00:12:27,773 不…我…我找雄記 來嘛 115 00:12:27,773 --> 00:12:29,651 來坐嘛 116 00:12:29,651 --> 00:12:31,408 鄺記一樣的 我找雄記 117 00:12:31,408 --> 00:12:32,007 來 來了 118 00:12:32,007 --> 00:12:33,367 我來找雄記 119 00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:36,044 對不起 120 00:12:36,044 --> 00:12:38,961 對不起,你死胖子 阿龍… 121 00:12:38,961 --> 00:12:40,200 阿龍 二叔 122 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,078 怎麼回事啊 123 00:12:41,078 --> 00:12:42,357 你是他叔叔啊 124 00:12:42,357 --> 00:12:42,838 是啊 125 00:12:42,838 --> 00:12:43,396 正合適 126 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,875 他把碗打爛了,你賠吧 127 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,473 這… 128 00:12:46,473 --> 00:12:48,952 這破碗能值多少錢啊 129 00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:50,309 你說什麼,破碗? 130 00:12:50,309 --> 00:12:52,107 破碗也要花錢買的啊 131 00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:54,185 是…我賠 132 00:12:54,585 --> 00:12:56,143 你說多少錢 133 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,502 七塊錢一個 134 00:12:57,502 --> 00:12:59,741 什麼?七塊錢一個 135 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,138 七塊錢二十個 136 00:13:02,138 --> 00:13:03,017 這還有討價還價的 137 00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:05,054 碗又不是紙糊的 138 00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:08,052 算了…我賠給你 139 00:13:09,051 --> 00:13:10,609 幹什麼你 140 00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:12,528 沒有,我拿給你 141 00:13:12,528 --> 00:13:13,846 這還差不多 142 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,562 你什麼時候來的 143 00:13:17,562 --> 00:13:18,642 我今天早上到的 144 00:13:18,642 --> 00:13:20,640 爸爸叫我出來幫你忙 145 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,879 幫忙 146 00:13:21,879 --> 00:13:23,117 胖得像個豬一樣 147 00:13:23,117 --> 00:13:25,275 幫著吃差不多 148 00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:26,554 來… 149 00:13:28,072 --> 00:13:29,750 太子高,我給你介紹 150 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,028 這個是我侄子 151 00:13:31,028 --> 00:13:33,226 小胖子,又是你啊 152 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:34,786 怎麼?你們認識 153 00:13:34,786 --> 00:13:37,023 今天我在樓下見過他 154 00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:38,221 那就好了,太子高 155 00:13:38,221 --> 00:13:40,020 他是剛來的,你可得教教他 156 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,698 你放心 157 00:13:42,578 --> 00:13:45,174 怎麼,電梯找到沒有? 158 00:13:46,213 --> 00:13:48,171 八姐 159 00:13:48,171 --> 00:13:50,690 怎麼,你們要走啦 160 00:13:51,008 --> 00:13:51,927 不走也行 161 00:13:51,927 --> 00:13:53,086 只要你八姐坐一下 162 00:13:53,086 --> 00:13:54,486 陪我們喝兩杯 163 00:13:54,486 --> 00:13:56,484 別開玩笑了 164 00:13:56,484 --> 00:13:57,763 今天胃口這麼好啊 165 00:13:57,763 --> 00:13:59,361 讓我算算賬 166 00:13:59,361 --> 00:14:01,518 八姐,你也太不夠意思了 167 00:14:01,518 --> 00:14:04,875 我們一個月才來吃四、五趟 168 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,033 你還跟我們算賬 169 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:08,671 不算賬怎麼成呢 170 00:14:08,671 --> 00:14:10,429 我總不能賠老本嘛 171 00:14:10,429 --> 00:14:11,869 如果你要算賬的話 172 00:14:11,869 --> 00:14:13,827 乾脆拿張單來讓我簽個名 173 00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:16,982 年底送到律師樓跟我律師收去 174 00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:21,499 八姐 175 00:14:21,499 --> 00:14:23,776 其實我們來這兒吃東西 176 00:14:23,776 --> 00:14:26,213 完全是為了給你面子 177 00:14:26,973 --> 00:14:28,812 真是不好意思 178 00:14:28,812 --> 00:14:31,927 你們老是給我面子 179 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,046 改天啊 180 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,445 你們也給點面子給隔壁吧 181 00:14:35,804 --> 00:14:37,403 行,你八姐一句話 182 00:14:37,403 --> 00:14:39,161 我們改天就去吃他 183 00:14:39,161 --> 00:14:40,359 有你八姐罩著,我們一定去 184 00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:41,679 好,拜拜 185 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,831 全都是臭要飯的 186 00:14:48,831 --> 00:14:49,909 這麼喜歡白吃 187 00:14:49,909 --> 00:14:51,549 也不到警察局去吃 188 00:14:52,747 --> 00:14:54,185 二叔 189 00:14:54,505 --> 00:14:55,864 帥不帥 190 00:14:55,864 --> 00:14:57,343 去… 191 00:15:09,411 --> 00:15:12,607 阿龍,你現在早點睡 192 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,844 明天早上六點鐘叫醒你 193 00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:16,124 六點啊 194 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,242 不行,我在鄉下 195 00:15:18,242 --> 00:15:20,440 五點鐘就起來練功了 196 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,797 練什麼? 童子功啊 197 00:15:23,276 --> 00:15:25,594 不告訴你聽,叫你乾著急 198 00:15:25,594 --> 00:15:26,713 洗澡 199 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:30,309 雞飯 200 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:32,348 我沒有要雞飯啊 201 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,507 什麼飯都一樣的 202 00:15:33,507 --> 00:15:34,745 今天我們這雞很新的 203 00:15:34,745 --> 00:15:36,544 包沒有打針 204 00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:40,898 小胖子,我叫那碗雞飯呢 205 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:41,578 你叫過雞飯 206 00:15:41,578 --> 00:15:44,296 當然了,我叫了半天了 207 00:15:44,776 --> 00:15:46,093 好,馬上來 208 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,250 對不起,等一等 209 00:15:50,289 --> 00:15:51,888 來了 210 00:15:53,406 --> 00:15:55,645 怎麼這碗飯弄得亂七八糟的 211 00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:56,684 這有什麼亂七八糟的 212 00:15:56,684 --> 00:15:57,403 你看看 213 00:15:57,403 --> 00:15:59,960 這麼擺擺好不就行了嗎 214 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,078 不要…你給我換一碗來 215 00:16:02,078 --> 00:16:03,276 怎麼回事 216 00:16:03,276 --> 00:16:03,716 他啦 217 00:16:03,716 --> 00:16:05,953 給一碗人家吃過的飯給我 218 00:16:06,114 --> 00:16:08,111 阿龍,小薇是我們常客 219 00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:09,551 她介紹我們不少客人 220 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:10,669 你怎麼能得罪她 221 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,747 沒有啊,沒有得罪啊 222 00:16:12,747 --> 00:16:14,346 小薇,他是新來的 223 00:16:14,346 --> 00:16:17,062 招呼不周,看我面子 224 00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:18,382 算了 225 00:16:18,382 --> 00:16:20,219 還不快去換一碗 226 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,138 這樣還差不多 227 00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:23,137 來,夥計 228 00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:24,934 小薇,太子高 你來了 229 00:16:24,934 --> 00:16:26,013 阿珍 230 00:16:26,013 --> 00:16:27,293 怎麼這麼晚才來啊 231 00:16:27,293 --> 00:16:28,171 快點叫東西吃 232 00:16:28,171 --> 00:16:29,570 待會還要上班呢 233 00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:31,249 吃什麼 234 00:16:31,249 --> 00:16:32,168 燒鵝瀨粉 235 00:16:32,168 --> 00:16:34,885 好,燒鵝瀨粉一碗 236 00:16:35,205 --> 00:16:37,283 這麼大聲幹什麼 237 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,361 你啊 238 00:16:39,681 --> 00:16:42,398 你…你是哪位 239 00:16:42,997 --> 00:16:44,036 昨天在巴士上 240 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,192 你拿著我的香蕉不放的那個啊 241 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,268 原來你講的小胖子就是他 242 00:16:51,268 --> 00:16:52,187 就是我 243 00:16:52,187 --> 00:16:53,466 阿龍 244 00:16:55,145 --> 00:16:56,783 來,把這幾碗飯 245 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,382 送到界北那條街 246 00:16:58,382 --> 00:16:59,460 18號6樓 247 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,299 快點去,快點回來 248 00:17:01,299 --> 00:17:03,377 不要到處亂跑 249 00:17:12,846 --> 00:17:14,125 裏面請 250 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,283 太子高 251 00:17:15,283 --> 00:17:16,522 來了 252 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,281 什麼事 253 00:17:18,682 --> 00:17:20,519 那件事情考慮好了沒有 254 00:17:20,519 --> 00:17:21,479 開玩笑了 255 00:17:21,479 --> 00:17:22,717 我沒畫畫這麼久了 256 00:17:22,717 --> 00:17:24,115 那怎麼行呢 257 00:17:24,115 --> 00:17:25,752 你就爽快點吧 258 00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:26,513 你要是不行話 259 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,671 我也不會來找你 260 00:17:28,671 --> 00:17:30,349 你就答應了吧 261 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,348 先不要站著 262 00:17:31,348 --> 00:17:33,865 有話坐下來慢慢說,來 263 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,018 發財裏邊,裏邊發財 264 00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:44,216 什麼發財裏邊,裏邊發財 265 00:17:47,572 --> 00:17:50,250 我怕你了,你走吧 266 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:54,206 發財裏邊,裏邊發財 267 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,803 發財裏邊 268 00:17:55,803 --> 00:17:57,282 裏邊發財 269 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,918 發財裏邊 270 00:18:25,535 --> 00:18:27,052 搶東西啊 271 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,291 搶東西啊 272 00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:31,168 有人搶我東西 273 00:18:31,168 --> 00:18:33,526 搶東西啊 274 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,843 搶東西啊 275 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,406 好啊… 276 00:19:26,163 --> 00:19:27,162 小胖子 277 00:19:27,162 --> 00:19:28,202 你們打架 278 00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:30,000 沒有啊,他們倆搶東西 279 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,598 我來把他們捉住的 280 00:19:31,598 --> 00:19:33,197 搶東西 281 00:19:33,197 --> 00:19:34,675 誰給他們做證 282 00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:36,593 警察叔叔,我可以做證人 283 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,750 我是領區少年3388號 284 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:41,389 你真是三八,還給人做證呢 285 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,906 還不趕快跟我回去 286 00:19:42,906 --> 00:19:43,706 我要做證嘛 287 00:19:43,706 --> 00:19:45,943 我將來長大了,還要做大俠呢 288 00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:46,542 大俠 289 00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:48,261 看我不回去把你揍成大蝦 290 00:19:48,261 --> 00:19:49,380 快走 291 00:19:56,293 --> 00:19:59,530 什麼,連碗都沒了 292 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:01,767 我也不知道怎麼會這樣 293 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:02,807 阿龍,你這麼大了 294 00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:03,605 還這麼糊塗 295 00:20:03,605 --> 00:20:05,244 你送飯就送飯嘛 296 00:20:05,244 --> 00:20:08,041 你管那麼多閒事幹什麼 297 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,041 二叔不用怕 298 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,958 我馬上替你拉個客人回來 299 00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:12,157 什麼 300 00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:15,793 來上班 301 00:20:25,744 --> 00:20:27,501 兩位,發財裏邊 302 00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:31,098 發財裏邊… 303 00:20:31,378 --> 00:20:34,056 兩位,發財裏邊 304 00:20:34,974 --> 00:20:36,254 你說什麼 305 00:20:36,254 --> 00:20:39,171 我說發財裏邊 306 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,848 你們在裏頭開檔 307 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,847 是啊,有兩檔 308 00:20:42,847 --> 00:20:45,404 不過你們到裏邊那一檔 309 00:20:45,404 --> 00:20:48,082 那一檔是我的 310 00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:50,718 刑警 311 00:20:50,718 --> 00:20:52,118 CID 312 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,875 這麼快啊,什麼ABC啊 313 00:20:55,314 --> 00:20:57,272 刑警,CID 314 00:20:57,511 --> 00:20:59,270 這回我快了吧 315 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:09,220 現在是你快還是我快啊… 316 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,578 我快 317 00:21:14,814 --> 00:21:17,572 如果我現在開槍,你說是誰快 318 00:21:17,572 --> 00:21:20,010 還是我快 319 00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:21,447 死得快 320 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,845 轉過去 321 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,401 你去看看 322 00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:37,712 他說什麼 323 00:21:37,712 --> 00:21:39,071 他說你神經病 324 00:21:39,071 --> 00:21:40,030 走 325 00:21:43,706 --> 00:21:46,703 我還以為是賭檔呢 326 00:21:51,697 --> 00:21:53,097 幹什麼?又偷懶 327 00:21:53,097 --> 00:21:53,975 沒有啊 328 00:21:53,975 --> 00:21:55,813 雄叔叫你上樓去拿罐煤油 329 00:21:55,813 --> 00:21:56,333 快點 330 00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:57,411 好 331 00:22:05,843 --> 00:22:07,401 買了… 332 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,078 先生,關照… 333 00:22:12,078 --> 00:22:13,395 買一副 334 00:22:13,836 --> 00:22:15,155 隨便看看 335 00:22:15,155 --> 00:22:17,432 來,照個鏡子 336 00:22:19,989 --> 00:22:21,547 像不像 337 00:22:26,463 --> 00:22:27,822 不太像 338 00:22:27,822 --> 00:22:29,220 不像 339 00:22:31,338 --> 00:22:32,896 你隨便看看 340 00:22:39,010 --> 00:22:40,568 這次一定像了吧 341 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,927 如果不像我不買喔 342 00:22:45,084 --> 00:22:47,003 這回倒像個八九分 343 00:22:47,003 --> 00:22:47,562 是嗎 344 00:22:47,562 --> 00:22:48,840 是… 345 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,479 多少錢 346 00:22:49,479 --> 00:22:50,678 三十塊錢 347 00:22:50,678 --> 00:22:51,797 太貴了 348 00:22:51,797 --> 00:22:52,276 貴… 349 00:22:52,276 --> 00:22:54,555 這麼吧,最少二十五塊錢 350 00:22:54,555 --> 00:22:55,833 好 351 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:04,026 一、二、三、四、五 352 00:23:04,026 --> 00:23:05,823 謝謝,回見… 353 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:07,582 好… 354 00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:10,379 太子高… 355 00:23:11,178 --> 00:23:13,456 阿龍上去了這麼久還沒下來 356 00:23:13,456 --> 00:23:15,973 你去看看他是不是睡著了 357 00:23:17,212 --> 00:23:18,571 精神點 358 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:19,729 去 359 00:23:28,201 --> 00:23:28,640 真的好優 360 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,760 我不騙你 361 00:23:33,475 --> 00:23:35,433 八姐… 362 00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:36,432 你們… 你不用怕 363 00:23:36,432 --> 00:23:37,552 我們吃裏邊的 364 00:23:37,552 --> 00:23:38,951 好,前面… 365 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,149 來,裏邊坐… 366 00:23:41,307 --> 00:23:42,827 快點 367 00:23:42,827 --> 00:23:43,985 老闆… 368 00:24:31,897 --> 00:24:33,656 幹什麼,還不下去 369 00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:35,774 立刻下去 370 00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:39,250 像不像 371 00:24:39,410 --> 00:24:40,649 像誰 372 00:24:40,649 --> 00:24:42,246 李小龍 373 00:24:44,964 --> 00:24:48,561 你說的像他啊 374 00:24:48,561 --> 00:24:49,479 真的 375 00:24:49,479 --> 00:24:51,317 像他的腳趾頭 376 00:24:51,317 --> 00:24:52,756 快點下去 377 00:24:57,072 --> 00:24:58,951 六六順,七一個… 378 00:25:01,068 --> 00:25:01,708 快點 379 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:02,707 喝吧… 380 00:25:02,707 --> 00:25:03,666 輸了喝 381 00:25:03,666 --> 00:25:05,303 你輸了不喝,像話嗎 382 00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:07,462 差不多了… 383 00:25:09,061 --> 00:25:09,619 吃完了沒有 384 00:25:09,619 --> 00:25:10,499 好了… 385 00:25:10,499 --> 00:25:11,697 老闆 386 00:25:11,697 --> 00:25:12,416 我們走了 387 00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:13,215 走了 388 00:25:13,215 --> 00:25:13,776 走 389 00:25:13,776 --> 00:25:16,133 等一等,我來算算賬 390 00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:17,651 你算什麼呢 391 00:25:17,651 --> 00:25:18,970 我們吃飯還要給錢啊 392 00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:19,489 是啊 393 00:25:19,489 --> 00:25:20,769 吃飯當然是要給錢了 394 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:21,887 我們這小本買賣 395 00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:24,405 我們最多替你們雄記做廣告 396 00:25:24,405 --> 00:25:25,843 說你們這兒東西好吃 397 00:25:25,843 --> 00:25:27,401 那不就值了嗎 398 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:28,041 就是嘛 399 00:25:28,041 --> 00:25:29,599 你這是在說笑話 400 00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:33,115 你說這幾句就值錢了,真是 401 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:34,314 有什麼稀奇啊 402 00:25:34,314 --> 00:25:36,672 電視台賣你三十秒鐘廣告 403 00:25:36,672 --> 00:25:38,583 都要收你五千塊 404 00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:39,781 對極了 405 00:25:39,781 --> 00:25:41,180 我們最多動動腦筋 406 00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:43,977 在街上替你叫足一分鐘 407 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:44,936 你仔細聽著 408 00:25:44,936 --> 00:25:47,413 雄記燒鵝好,雄記切雞鴨 409 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:50,451 雄記吃不死你,算你命好 410 00:25:59,121 --> 00:26:00,480 吃東西不給錢 411 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,558 你以為這裏是慈善機關 412 00:26:05,115 --> 00:26:06,834 你他媽的整我 413 00:26:07,754 --> 00:26:09,112 不要打架… 414 00:26:09,112 --> 00:26:10,750 有話慢慢講 415 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,665 阿龍… 416 00:26:16,665 --> 00:26:19,781 阿龍,別打架了,阿龍 417 00:26:22,659 --> 00:26:25,735 你們這班臭阿飛,快點給錢 418 00:26:26,694 --> 00:26:28,493 胖子,你想嚇唬我 419 00:26:28,493 --> 00:26:29,890 去 420 00:26:36,405 --> 00:26:37,883 阿龍算了… 421 00:26:37,883 --> 00:26:41,079 阿龍,別打了,阿龍,算了 422 00:26:42,479 --> 00:26:44,717 阿龍,別打了,算了 423 00:27:04,496 --> 00:27:05,615 他們這下可惹禍了 424 00:27:05,615 --> 00:27:07,053 我們還是快走吧,走啊 425 00:27:07,053 --> 00:27:08,213 好… 426 00:27:59,401 --> 00:28:00,720 別跑 427 00:28:01,918 --> 00:28:04,396 胖大哥饒命… 428 00:28:04,396 --> 00:28:05,076 胖大哥 429 00:28:05,076 --> 00:28:05,676 給錢 430 00:28:05,676 --> 00:28:07,473 錢,給… 431 00:28:16,025 --> 00:28:19,102 走… 432 00:28:19,102 --> 00:28:20,461 快走 433 00:28:22,338 --> 00:28:25,255 二叔,我替你要回來了 434 00:28:25,255 --> 00:28:27,093 阿龍,你可真行 435 00:28:27,093 --> 00:28:29,730 沒想到你一出手就這麼厲害 436 00:28:29,730 --> 00:28:32,807 厲害…厲害個屁 437 00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:35,005 你看看我這兒 438 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,564 給打得一蹋糊塗 439 00:28:36,564 --> 00:28:38,402 這都是你不好 440 00:28:38,642 --> 00:28:40,561 雄叔,你有什麼理由全怪我呢 441 00:28:40,561 --> 00:28:41,479 我不怪你,怪誰 442 00:28:41,479 --> 00:28:42,198 如果不是你 443 00:28:42,198 --> 00:28:44,557 阿龍也不會跟人打架了 444 00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:45,635 我知道 445 00:28:45,635 --> 00:28:47,154 你根本沒把這份工作 446 00:28:47,154 --> 00:28:49,031 放在眼睛裏 447 00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:51,109 你是個未來的大畫家 448 00:28:51,109 --> 00:28:52,149 怎麼會甘心情願 449 00:28:52,149 --> 00:28:53,987 在我這種地方伺候人呢 450 00:28:53,987 --> 00:28:54,865 二叔 451 00:28:54,865 --> 00:28:55,785 不關你事 452 00:28:55,785 --> 00:28:57,183 那你是趕我走了 453 00:28:57,183 --> 00:28:58,182 隨便你 454 00:28:58,182 --> 00:29:01,060 腳在你身上,我怎麼拉得住你 455 00:29:06,535 --> 00:29:08,613 太子哥… 456 00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:10,051 太子高 457 00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,973 太子高 458 00:29:42,529 --> 00:29:43,567 上哪去 459 00:29:43,567 --> 00:29:46,364 沒有啊,我沒事到處走走 460 00:29:46,364 --> 00:29:48,603 我已經不在大排檔做了 461 00:29:48,603 --> 00:29:49,161 你不記得 462 00:29:49,161 --> 00:29:51,199 我跟你講的那件事情了嗎 463 00:29:51,199 --> 00:29:52,678 你先上車來 464 00:29:52,678 --> 00:29:54,116 上車再說 465 00:29:54,597 --> 00:29:57,034 上來啊,快點 466 00:30:30,961 --> 00:30:32,639 太子高,隨便坐 467 00:30:37,913 --> 00:30:40,791 怎麼樣,環境不錯吧 468 00:30:43,187 --> 00:30:44,786 不錯 469 00:30:44,786 --> 00:30:45,786 對了 470 00:30:45,786 --> 00:30:48,182 你說你們老闆做古董生意的 471 00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:50,500 怎麼會有這麼大的貨倉 472 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,297 我們老闆是什麼生意都做 473 00:30:53,297 --> 00:30:55,336 太子高,你走運了 474 00:30:55,336 --> 00:30:56,775 我們老闆看中你了 475 00:30:56,775 --> 00:30:58,932 真的,我可以做點什麼 476 00:30:58,932 --> 00:31:01,170 畫畫 477 00:31:01,170 --> 00:31:02,848 畫什麼畫 478 00:31:02,848 --> 00:31:05,286 我對畫畫已經沒有靈感了 479 00:31:05,645 --> 00:31:08,162 不用靈感,照著畫就可以了 480 00:31:08,162 --> 00:31:09,722 照著畫 481 00:31:22,333 --> 00:31:23,852 我明白了 482 00:31:23,852 --> 00:31:26,369 原來叫我畫假畫去騙人 483 00:31:27,128 --> 00:31:28,766 這我不做 484 00:31:28,766 --> 00:31:31,364 謝謝你們,我走了 485 00:31:33,962 --> 00:31:36,438 糟了,他走了 486 00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:38,636 我們怎麼向老闆交代 487 00:31:38,636 --> 00:31:40,036 你放心 488 00:31:40,036 --> 00:31:42,912 我一定會整得他走投無路 489 00:31:42,912 --> 00:31:46,828 到時候他就非來找我不可 490 00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,144 你來啊 491 00:32:03,619 --> 00:32:05,177 走啊,快 492 00:32:13,689 --> 00:32:15,128 你們… 493 00:32:16,886 --> 00:32:20,083 老頭,昨天那個胖子哪兒去了 494 00:32:21,921 --> 00:32:22,681 出去了 495 00:32:22,681 --> 00:32:23,599 算他走運 496 00:32:23,599 --> 00:32:25,957 把白線裏的東西都給我砸爛了 497 00:32:28,234 --> 00:32:30,233 各位,有事慢慢講 498 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:32,031 各位,不要這樣 499 00:32:32,031 --> 00:32:34,468 各位,不要亂來,各位 500 00:32:35,147 --> 00:32:36,866 不要亂來啊 501 00:32:36,866 --> 00:32:37,786 不要這樣 502 00:32:37,786 --> 00:32:39,784 求求你們可憐可憐我 滾開 503 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:58,490 你們可憐可憐我 504 00:33:02,126 --> 00:33:03,686 行了…走了 505 00:33:03,686 --> 00:33:05,323 好…就這樣 506 00:33:05,323 --> 00:33:06,642 走了… 507 00:33:08,161 --> 00:33:09,798 你們這… 508 00:33:22,946 --> 00:33:26,422 我完蛋了,我完了 509 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:27,621 二叔 510 00:33:27,621 --> 00:33:29,300 這下我完了 511 00:33:30,499 --> 00:33:32,496 二叔,怎麼回事 512 00:33:32,855 --> 00:33:35,213 那幫王八蛋來找你 513 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:36,771 真是無法無天 514 00:33:36,771 --> 00:33:40,728 一來就把這兒打得一蹋糊塗 515 00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:42,046 阿龍 516 00:33:42,126 --> 00:33:43,724 阿龍,你不能去 517 00:33:43,724 --> 00:33:44,683 他們那麼多人 518 00:33:44,683 --> 00:33:47,281 你打不過他們的 519 00:33:54,594 --> 00:33:55,713 你覺得怎麼樣 520 00:33:55,713 --> 00:33:57,791 我沒事 521 00:33:57,791 --> 00:34:00,708 我回去吃點跌打藥就沒事 522 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:03,625 阿龍,這裏打成這個樣子 523 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,022 我看暫時也做不成生意 524 00:34:06,022 --> 00:34:10,178 你自己去找活幹,不要管我了 525 00:34:11,137 --> 00:34:13,255 那我先扶你回去 526 00:34:38,830 --> 00:34:40,148 阿龍 527 00:34:46,662 --> 00:34:47,860 怎麼那麼巧 528 00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:48,780 你是來喝茶的 529 00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:50,817 還是來找我們的 530 00:34:50,817 --> 00:34:53,694 我是看了報紙來找事做的 531 00:34:53,694 --> 00:34:55,494 我不在二叔那兒做了 532 00:34:55,692 --> 00:34:57,572 是這樣 533 00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,849 黃部長 534 00:34:59,968 --> 00:35:01,606 什麼事 535 00:35:01,606 --> 00:35:02,487 這位是我的朋友 536 00:35:02,487 --> 00:35:04,484 他想找事情做 537 00:35:04,764 --> 00:35:06,163 是嗎 538 00:35:06,163 --> 00:35:07,920 我在大排檔做過 539 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,358 部長,他做事很勤快的 540 00:35:15,873 --> 00:35:18,589 好了,你到廚房裏洗碗碟 541 00:35:18,589 --> 00:35:20,627 很有前途 542 00:35:20,627 --> 00:35:22,026 一個月五百塊 543 00:35:22,026 --> 00:35:23,145 如果你願意的話 544 00:35:23,145 --> 00:35:24,743 隨時可以上班 545 00:35:24,743 --> 00:35:26,862 這樣沒問題,好啊 546 00:35:27,062 --> 00:35:28,500 阿海 547 00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:30,099 你現在帶阿龍到廚房裏 548 00:35:30,099 --> 00:35:31,018 去見大師傅 549 00:35:31,018 --> 00:35:32,096 好,你跟我來 550 00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:33,295 謝謝 551 00:35:47,001 --> 00:35:49,479 你的手好漂亮 552 00:35:50,998 --> 00:35:52,316 Please 553 00:35:54,314 --> 00:35:54,753 對不起 554 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:56,193 對不起,先生 555 00:35:57,670 --> 00:35:59,310 你笑什麼 556 00:35:59,429 --> 00:36:00,748 謝謝 好… 557 00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:04,145 部長,我說好了 558 00:36:04,145 --> 00:36:05,384 你 559 00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:06,582 我? 560 00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:08,979 就是你,過來這裏 561 00:36:14,974 --> 00:36:17,531 你知道中國功夫嗎 562 00:36:17,531 --> 00:36:18,490 功夫 563 00:36:18,490 --> 00:36:19,330 對不起先生 564 00:36:19,330 --> 00:36:21,167 我不懂中國功夫 565 00:36:23,085 --> 00:36:24,405 那最好不過了 566 00:36:24,405 --> 00:36:27,641 中國功夫不行的 567 00:36:27,641 --> 00:36:29,599 不行的 568 00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:30,437 他說什麼 569 00:36:30,437 --> 00:36:32,795 他說中國功夫不靈 570 00:36:39,350 --> 00:36:41,268 我告訴你們兩個 571 00:36:45,782 --> 00:36:47,500 我告訴你們 572 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:50,697 中國功夫 573 00:36:51,497 --> 00:36:54,215 天下無敵 574 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,678 第二回合 575 00:37:27,302 --> 00:37:28,459 中國功夫 576 00:37:28,459 --> 00:37:30,218 天下無敵… 577 00:37:31,697 --> 00:37:33,135 快走 578 00:37:35,413 --> 00:37:37,092 小胖子,你真行 579 00:37:37,092 --> 00:37:38,091 你現在馬上上班 580 00:37:38,091 --> 00:37:39,010 是 581 00:37:39,010 --> 00:37:40,728 開工了 582 00:37:40,728 --> 00:37:42,766 小姐,太子高在哪兒 583 00:37:42,766 --> 00:37:44,644 他現在開計程車 584 00:37:53,594 --> 00:37:55,712 謝謝,祝你一路順風 585 00:38:37,072 --> 00:38:38,270 太子高 586 00:38:49,898 --> 00:38:51,416 太子高 587 00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:58,170 這麼巧,到哪兒都碰到你 588 00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:01,487 現在開計程車 589 00:39:01,487 --> 00:39:04,404 這輛車還是新的嘛 590 00:39:04,803 --> 00:39:06,402 混得不錯 591 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,199 別… 592 00:39:09,199 --> 00:39:10,437 老兄,別這樣 593 00:39:10,437 --> 00:39:12,037 這架車不是我的耶 594 00:39:12,037 --> 00:39:13,236 不是你的 595 00:39:13,236 --> 00:39:14,714 那請你走開點 596 00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:16,991 老兄,幫幫忙 597 00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:19,868 老兄別這樣 598 00:39:19,868 --> 00:39:21,068 走開 599 00:39:29,819 --> 00:39:31,737 兄弟,今天先這樣? 600 00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:32,895 你記住 601 00:39:32,895 --> 00:39:34,253 以後你不論幹哪一行 602 00:39:34,253 --> 00:39:36,771 我都有辦法修理你 603 00:39:36,771 --> 00:39:39,209 還不快走,等警察 604 00:39:48,639 --> 00:39:51,157 哈萊,你先把車開回去 605 00:39:51,157 --> 00:39:52,635 老闆等著用呢 606 00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:54,155 我在這兒等你 607 00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:04,145 小姐,麻煩你替我看著 608 00:40:34,313 --> 00:40:35,873 總經理,請 609 00:40:37,430 --> 00:40:39,309 那你的車門爛了怎麼辦呢 610 00:40:39,309 --> 00:40:41,507 只好自己修理了 611 00:40:41,507 --> 00:40:42,906 小薇 612 00:40:42,906 --> 00:40:44,743 送幾杯喝的東西到會議室 613 00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:45,822 好,我知道 614 00:40:45,822 --> 00:40:47,420 快點 615 00:40:48,061 --> 00:40:50,138 部長,我下班了 616 00:40:51,537 --> 00:40:52,696 太子高 617 00:40:52,696 --> 00:40:54,414 俗語說人善被人欺 618 00:40:54,414 --> 00:40:56,451 馬善被人騎 619 00:40:56,451 --> 00:40:58,169 你自己想辦法吧 620 00:40:58,169 --> 00:40:59,888 我今天忙得不得了 621 00:40:59,888 --> 00:41:01,687 我還要做事情呢 622 00:41:02,206 --> 00:41:03,405 我又打不過他們 623 00:41:03,405 --> 00:41:04,843 叫我怎麼辦呢 624 00:41:05,603 --> 00:41:07,122 有我在,你不用怕 625 00:41:07,122 --> 00:41:09,319 我替你去出口氣,走 626 00:41:13,715 --> 00:41:15,114 別看 627 00:41:30,617 --> 00:41:31,977 阿龍,你這個… 628 00:41:31,977 --> 00:41:32,656 不用怕 629 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:34,614 那架白色車是不是 630 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:37,490 行了 631 00:41:46,162 --> 00:41:49,040 這輛車很漂亮,新的 632 00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:55,153 很漂亮 633 00:42:05,502 --> 00:42:07,341 你不還有一個朋友嗎 634 00:42:07,341 --> 00:42:09,218 這是為他而設的 635 00:42:14,374 --> 00:42:15,893 這輛車我畫花了 636 00:42:15,893 --> 00:42:17,531 你想怎麼樣 637 00:42:19,809 --> 00:42:20,607 是不是 638 00:42:20,607 --> 00:42:23,324 這種人啊,欺善怕惡 639 00:42:25,482 --> 00:42:27,121 這塊玻璃很漂亮 640 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:32,781 這下我告訴你 641 00:42:32,781 --> 00:42:34,858 以後不能欺負我的朋友 642 00:42:37,576 --> 00:42:39,215 這一下我告訴你 643 00:42:39,215 --> 00:42:41,532 我也不是好欺負的 644 00:42:45,847 --> 00:42:47,447 這下不算 645 00:42:48,565 --> 00:42:50,563 這下過過癮 646 00:42:58,355 --> 00:43:00,634 這下奉送 647 00:43:02,791 --> 00:43:05,108 這下… 648 00:43:05,108 --> 00:43:06,427 我也不知道幹什麼 649 00:43:06,427 --> 00:43:08,025 你知不知道 650 00:43:08,864 --> 00:43:10,263 不知道 651 00:43:10,464 --> 00:43:12,541 那你知不知道 652 00:43:12,541 --> 00:43:13,939 當然不知道了 653 00:43:13,939 --> 00:43:16,298 我怎麼知道你在這兒幹什麼呢 654 00:43:17,096 --> 00:43:19,375 聽說餐廳裏請了新夥計 655 00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:20,533 那個小胖子 656 00:43:20,533 --> 00:43:23,170 我見他人很老實,所以我就… 657 00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:25,768 好,餐廳怎麼樣 658 00:43:25,768 --> 00:43:27,885 當然是有錢賺了 659 00:43:28,365 --> 00:43:29,964 賺錢就行了 660 00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:45,997 最近我們這一行 661 00:43:45,997 --> 00:43:46,996 競爭的很厲害 662 00:43:46,996 --> 00:43:48,954 大家要小心一點 663 00:43:48,954 --> 00:43:50,431 哪裏… 是,總經理 664 00:43:50,431 --> 00:43:51,990 應該的 665 00:43:51,990 --> 00:43:53,349 拉窗簾幹什麼 666 00:43:53,868 --> 00:43:54,988 沒什麼 667 00:43:54,988 --> 00:43:56,706 我怕陽光刺了經理的眼睛 668 00:43:56,706 --> 00:43:59,144 簡直荒唐,給我拉開 669 00:43:59,144 --> 00:44:00,501 是 670 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:53,481 看看 671 00:45:03,670 --> 00:45:04,790 就這樣好了 672 00:45:04,790 --> 00:45:05,829 好… 673 00:45:05,829 --> 00:45:07,028 你們也該回家了 674 00:45:07,028 --> 00:45:07,826 是 675 00:45:07,826 --> 00:45:09,145 我順便開車送你 676 00:45:09,145 --> 00:45:10,264 好啊 677 00:45:10,264 --> 00:45:11,104 對了 678 00:45:11,104 --> 00:45:14,220 總經理是不是最近換一輛新車 679 00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:16,019 是我岳母送的 680 00:45:16,019 --> 00:45:17,258 剛剛出廠 681 00:45:17,258 --> 00:45:19,055 來,在這兒也看得到 682 00:45:19,055 --> 00:45:20,733 車是白色的嗎 683 00:45:20,733 --> 00:45:22,612 你怎麼知道 684 00:45:23,770 --> 00:45:24,250 一塊看看 685 00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:26,249 好… 686 00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:30,205 全新的 687 00:45:31,683 --> 00:45:33,082 幹嘛 688 00:45:33,082 --> 00:45:35,000 外邊的太陽… 689 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:36,837 哪有太陽 690 00:45:36,837 --> 00:45:38,437 拉開它 691 00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:44,031 就是那一架白色的 692 00:45:48,706 --> 00:45:50,304 我… 693 00:45:59,774 --> 00:46:02,612 這輛車要修理好,要不少錢 694 00:46:03,132 --> 00:46:04,610 一點也不錯 695 00:46:05,569 --> 00:46:06,687 你猜你們兩個人 696 00:46:06,687 --> 00:46:08,086 每個月五百塊錢工錢 697 00:46:08,086 --> 00:46:09,365 要做多久才夠 698 00:46:09,365 --> 00:46:10,843 每個月五百塊錢 699 00:46:10,843 --> 00:46:12,961 不用算了,最少一年多 700 00:46:12,961 --> 00:46:14,440 一年多 701 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:15,878 給我告訴他們 702 00:46:15,878 --> 00:46:16,837 叫他們兩個賠 703 00:46:16,837 --> 00:46:17,318 是 704 00:46:17,318 --> 00:46:18,595 賠… 705 00:46:18,595 --> 00:46:19,395 小胖子 706 00:46:19,395 --> 00:46:22,832 這輛車是我們總經理的 707 00:46:31,384 --> 00:46:32,741 這樣也好 708 00:46:32,741 --> 00:46:34,260 老闆,你放心 709 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:37,058 那小子我有辦法整他 710 00:46:37,656 --> 00:46:39,574 沒別的事,你們先走了 711 00:46:39,574 --> 00:46:40,654 來,走 712 00:46:42,892 --> 00:46:44,170 好 713 00:46:45,968 --> 00:46:47,527 九叔 714 00:46:49,965 --> 00:46:51,522 有什麼行情沒有 715 00:46:51,522 --> 00:46:52,363 我剛剛在寫字樓 716 00:46:52,363 --> 00:46:54,121 接到南韓來的電話 717 00:46:54,121 --> 00:46:55,439 他們說要一萬瓶酒 718 00:46:55,439 --> 00:46:57,556 和五千隻手錶 719 00:46:59,115 --> 00:47:01,992 可能是一筆大買賣 720 00:47:01,992 --> 00:47:03,431 但是這樣,九叔 721 00:47:03,431 --> 00:47:05,628 我們入貨的現金不夠 722 00:47:05,628 --> 00:47:07,347 錢的事情我負責 723 00:47:07,347 --> 00:47:09,345 你先去把貨預備預備 724 00:47:09,345 --> 00:47:10,904 好 725 00:47:13,261 --> 00:47:15,698 九叔,我剛剛聽到消息 726 00:47:15,698 --> 00:47:17,258 中東有個著名的白教授 727 00:47:17,258 --> 00:47:18,615 是古董收藏家 728 00:47:18,615 --> 00:47:20,175 剛剛到香港 729 00:47:20,175 --> 00:47:21,414 這關我什麼事 730 00:47:21,414 --> 00:47:23,092 他是一個億萬富翁 731 00:47:23,092 --> 00:47:26,089 我們找機會賣假古董給他 732 00:47:28,366 --> 00:47:31,683 說不定還可以賺一票 733 00:47:31,683 --> 00:47:32,922 不過九叔 734 00:47:32,922 --> 00:47:34,600 他有三個保鏢在身邊 735 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,398 聽說身手相當厲害 736 00:47:36,398 --> 00:47:38,437 其中有一個是黑人 737 00:47:38,437 --> 00:47:41,593 他是空手道九段高手 738 00:47:47,987 --> 00:47:49,665 另外一個是中國人 739 00:47:49,665 --> 00:47:51,023 聽說他的功夫 740 00:47:51,023 --> 00:47:54,101 已經到了爐火純青的境界 741 00:48:01,732 --> 00:48:03,172 還有一個是白人 742 00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:06,289 他是去年全歐洲拳擊冠軍 743 00:48:11,443 --> 00:48:12,441 那你怎麼安排 744 00:48:12,441 --> 00:48:14,400 他到我們的古董店來呢 745 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,759 九叔,您放心 746 00:48:15,759 --> 00:48:18,076 錢可通神啊 747 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,677 白教授,久仰… 748 00:48:57,238 --> 00:48:58,555 今天能認識你 749 00:48:58,555 --> 00:49:00,155 真是萬分的榮幸 750 00:49:00,155 --> 00:49:01,633 請隨便參觀 751 00:49:01,633 --> 00:49:02,153 倒茶 752 00:49:02,153 --> 00:49:03,031 好 753 00:49:29,804 --> 00:49:33,122 白教授,喝杯茶再慢慢看 754 00:49:33,122 --> 00:49:36,837 這是聞名中國的潮州功夫茶 755 00:49:47,866 --> 00:49:49,145 來 756 00:50:02,451 --> 00:50:04,170 包起來 757 00:50:08,446 --> 00:50:11,603 老闆,我要買你這套茶具 758 00:50:11,603 --> 00:50:12,642 多少錢 759 00:50:12,642 --> 00:50:14,399 買 760 00:50:17,757 --> 00:50:21,033 這套茶具是我曾祖父留下來的 761 00:50:21,633 --> 00:50:23,430 曾祖父 762 00:50:26,347 --> 00:50:29,025 越老的古董我是越喜歡 763 00:50:29,025 --> 00:50:32,183 要多少錢,儘管開價 764 00:50:37,856 --> 00:50:39,334 五萬 765 00:50:45,729 --> 00:50:47,087 謝了 766 00:50:47,846 --> 00:50:49,045 白教授您看看 767 00:50:49,045 --> 00:50:50,004 這兒還有什麼東西 768 00:50:50,004 --> 00:50:52,083 您喜歡的沒有 769 00:50:52,642 --> 00:50:53,641 你這兒的東西 770 00:50:53,641 --> 00:50:56,158 沒有什麼能夠吸引我 771 00:50:57,916 --> 00:50:59,834 白教授的確有眼光 772 00:50:59,834 --> 00:51:03,152 老實說,好東西全在我家裏 773 00:51:03,510 --> 00:51:05,908 不如明天我為你開個雞尾酒會 774 00:51:05,908 --> 00:51:08,187 再請幾位古董專家 775 00:51:08,187 --> 00:51:10,263 大家一起研究研究 776 00:51:13,381 --> 00:51:14,020 好 777 00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:09,499 白教授來了 778 00:52:09,499 --> 00:52:10,738 請便 779 00:52:16,852 --> 00:52:18,770 歡迎… 780 00:52:20,968 --> 00:52:22,606 你好,白教授 781 00:52:23,845 --> 00:52:25,323 白教授 782 00:52:25,323 --> 00:52:27,281 想不到現在還有這種人 783 00:52:27,281 --> 00:52:27,881 什麼人 784 00:52:27,881 --> 00:52:28,960 你看 785 00:52:31,757 --> 00:52:32,636 有什麼稀奇 786 00:52:32,636 --> 00:52:34,114 世界上有你這種人 787 00:52:34,114 --> 00:52:36,073 什麼人都有了 788 00:52:36,073 --> 00:52:38,470 我這種人,你又是哪種人 789 00:52:38,470 --> 00:52:40,108 我說你們兩個是渾人 790 00:52:40,108 --> 00:52:41,907 沒腦子外加蠢 791 00:52:41,907 --> 00:52:43,545 居然把經理當壞人 792 00:52:43,545 --> 00:52:45,423 活該做得頭發昏 793 00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:47,461 快點幹活啊 794 00:52:47,701 --> 00:52:48,940 幹活了 795 00:53:31,707 --> 00:53:32,985 有沒有金啊 796 00:53:32,985 --> 00:53:34,384 金? 797 00:53:34,384 --> 00:53:35,303 你要來幹什麼 798 00:53:35,303 --> 00:53:37,701 我喝點暖暖胃 799 00:53:37,701 --> 00:53:38,060 這個… 800 00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:39,739 金子不能暖胃 801 00:53:39,739 --> 00:53:41,537 吃了會死人的 802 00:53:41,537 --> 00:53:42,376 不是嘛 803 00:53:42,376 --> 00:53:45,493 阿龍啊,客人要的是金酒嘛 804 00:53:45,493 --> 00:53:46,572 就是這種,謝謝 805 00:53:46,572 --> 00:53:48,770 酒就酒嘛,什麼金 806 00:53:49,209 --> 00:53:50,848 這兒你不行,還是我來 807 00:53:50,848 --> 00:53:52,206 你快去給我拿軟來 808 00:53:52,206 --> 00:53:54,604 軟?還沒喝就軟了 809 00:53:54,604 --> 00:53:56,362 是一種烈酒嘛 810 00:53:56,362 --> 00:53:57,041 烈酒? 811 00:53:57,041 --> 00:53:58,760 我不知道放在哪兒啊 812 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,437 最烈的那種,試試就知道了 813 00:54:28,929 --> 00:54:30,248 蝦妞 814 00:54:32,965 --> 00:54:35,243 蝦妞… 815 00:54:36,442 --> 00:54:37,960 蝦妞 816 00:54:57,021 --> 00:54:58,220 蝦妞 817 00:55:02,736 --> 00:55:04,214 來… 818 00:55:05,253 --> 00:55:06,012 來 819 00:55:06,931 --> 00:55:08,250 過去 820 00:55:12,646 --> 00:55:13,924 跪下 821 00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:16,802 來,這樣 822 00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:36,742 白教授 823 00:55:37,101 --> 00:55:38,340 白教授 824 00:55:38,620 --> 00:55:40,698 什麼事這麼傷心 825 00:55:41,177 --> 00:55:42,496 我這一生裏 826 00:55:42,496 --> 00:55:44,853 就一樣東西得不到 827 00:55:44,853 --> 00:55:46,692 就是蝦妞 828 00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:48,809 蝦妞 829 00:55:49,169 --> 00:55:53,045 不錯,就是她爸爸賣龍蝦 830 00:55:53,045 --> 00:55:55,283 她媽媽賣明蝦 831 00:55:55,283 --> 00:55:58,480 她哥哥賣蝦米的那個蝦妞 832 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,836 假如她要是落在我的手裏 833 00:56:44,634 --> 00:56:45,912 白教授… 834 00:56:45,912 --> 00:56:48,310 什麼事這麼開心 835 00:56:48,310 --> 00:56:50,148 我剛才修理了她一頓 836 00:56:50,148 --> 00:56:51,826 覺得好舒服 837 00:56:57,221 --> 00:56:58,979 你這麼樣就滿足了 838 00:57:00,977 --> 00:57:03,774 那好辦… 839 00:57:16,682 --> 00:57:19,159 來…干了… 840 00:57:24,114 --> 00:57:26,112 那位先生找你 841 00:57:29,828 --> 00:57:31,227 什麼事 842 00:57:31,227 --> 00:57:33,824 我想換一杯酒 843 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:20,618 我試過好多種都不軟 844 00:58:20,618 --> 00:58:22,416 喝了它,我就軟了 845 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:23,415 你不要再軟了 846 00:58:23,415 --> 00:58:24,853 快去看看阿珍吧 847 00:58:24,853 --> 00:58:26,132 好 848 00:58:27,451 --> 00:58:28,769 阿珍 849 00:58:33,764 --> 00:58:35,443 幹什麼 850 00:58:36,681 --> 00:58:38,120 阿珍 851 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,076 她打我 852 00:58:47,710 --> 00:58:49,628 就是他們兩個 就是 853 00:58:55,622 --> 00:58:56,821 吃 854 00:58:59,179 --> 00:59:02,895 你們喜歡吃西餐啊 855 00:59:04,813 --> 00:59:07,610 我弄點中菜給你們嘗嘗 856 00:59:08,969 --> 00:59:10,448 龍 857 00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:13,604 虎 858 00:59:13,804 --> 00:59:16,282 龍虎燴 859 00:59:16,282 --> 00:59:19,598 浸、炒、烤、燉 860 00:59:21,956 --> 00:59:24,114 龍虎燴,好補的耶 861 00:59:31,467 --> 00:59:34,983 還有啊,太史三蛇吃了沒有 862 00:59:34,983 --> 00:59:36,701 蛇,我宰了你 863 00:59:43,055 --> 00:59:44,534 這招叫飯鏟頭 864 00:59:44,534 --> 00:59:45,852 飯鏟頭 865 00:59:50,088 --> 00:59:52,086 這招叫響尾蛇 866 01:00:06,671 --> 01:00:08,390 這條叫金絞帶 867 01:00:08,390 --> 01:00:10,468 三蛇羹很補的 868 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:14,783 虛不受補啊 869 01:00:14,783 --> 01:00:16,342 這邊… 870 01:00:16,901 --> 01:00:18,659 就是那個小胖子 871 01:00:18,779 --> 01:00:20,338 這麼多人啊 872 01:00:20,338 --> 01:00:22,416 我得擺兩桌 873 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:27,131 我先弄四道葷給你們吃 874 01:00:27,131 --> 01:00:29,489 第一道菜叫做炒雜碎 875 01:00:35,962 --> 01:00:37,760 第二道菜叫 876 01:00:41,996 --> 01:00:44,713 叫飛來飛去 877 01:00:53,025 --> 01:00:54,943 落湯雞來了 878 01:00:59,099 --> 01:01:00,537 鐵皮啊 879 01:01:00,897 --> 01:01:02,456 手是黑肉筋 880 01:01:03,974 --> 01:01:05,373 清蒸湯魚 881 01:01:06,531 --> 01:01:07,770 兩條 882 01:01:10,687 --> 01:01:12,685 白鶴煉翅 883 01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:14,643 我打得你變雞 884 01:01:15,482 --> 01:01:17,361 霸王雞,燉乳鴿 885 01:01:17,361 --> 01:01:19,798 燒班鳩,黃花雀 886 01:01:22,755 --> 01:01:24,593 再打沒得吃了 887 01:01:31,666 --> 01:01:34,344 這招叫梅菜蒸排骨 888 01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:39,139 白雲 889 01:01:39,618 --> 01:01:40,817 炒 890 01:01:40,817 --> 01:01:42,495 豬手啊 891 01:01:50,487 --> 01:01:52,326 你這個老怪物 892 01:01:59,638 --> 01:02:00,957 臘腸卷 893 01:02:00,957 --> 01:02:02,555 不,兄弟 894 01:02:02,555 --> 01:02:03,954 這是熱狗 895 01:02:10,188 --> 01:02:11,506 你找死 896 01:02:11,506 --> 01:02:12,785 孤溯飛舞 897 01:02:20,617 --> 01:02:22,056 真過癮 898 01:02:24,249 --> 01:02:25,408 那個女孩子 899 01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:28,046 真那麼像你從前的女朋友 900 01:02:29,564 --> 01:02:32,162 簡直是一模一樣 901 01:02:33,081 --> 01:02:33,840 既然是這樣 902 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,597 你為什麼不帶她回老家去呢 903 01:02:38,435 --> 01:02:40,074 對了 904 01:02:40,873 --> 01:02:44,829 你該知道怎麼做了 905 01:02:46,987 --> 01:02:48,265 那你呢 906 01:02:49,384 --> 01:02:50,783 你放心 907 01:02:50,783 --> 01:02:52,461 今後你所有的假畫 908 01:02:52,461 --> 01:02:53,580 都寄到我那兒 909 01:02:53,580 --> 01:02:55,898 由我一手包辦 910 01:03:05,009 --> 01:03:06,008 咖啡 911 01:03:10,563 --> 01:03:13,160 你啊,學人喝什麼酒呢 912 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,999 有事不好好幹 913 01:03:14,999 --> 01:03:16,197 你又不會喝酒 914 01:03:16,197 --> 01:03:17,996 醉了就跟人家打架 915 01:03:20,793 --> 01:03:23,150 現在連我都捲鋪蓋滾蛋了 916 01:03:24,189 --> 01:03:25,708 這你高興了 917 01:03:34,299 --> 01:03:35,938 怎麼這麼甜啊 918 01:03:43,930 --> 01:03:45,168 權哥 919 01:03:45,648 --> 01:03:46,167 是你啊 920 01:03:46,167 --> 01:03:46,967 權哥 921 01:03:46,967 --> 01:03:48,805 好嗎,今天休息 922 01:03:48,805 --> 01:03:49,604 今天不用拍戲 923 01:03:49,604 --> 01:03:51,242 所以走來喝杯咖啡 924 01:03:51,242 --> 01:03:52,921 你怎麼樣 925 01:03:52,921 --> 01:03:54,399 有什麼關照 926 01:03:54,399 --> 01:03:55,478 有啊 927 01:03:55,478 --> 01:03:57,796 明天有部戲叫死亡約會 928 01:03:57,796 --> 01:03:59,514 想找幾個龍虎武師 929 01:03:59,514 --> 01:04:01,432 跟那個假李小龍大打出手 930 01:04:01,432 --> 01:04:02,831 有好幾天戲呢 931 01:04:02,831 --> 01:04:04,709 你想不想幹呢 932 01:04:04,709 --> 01:04:06,147 武師啊 933 01:04:06,147 --> 01:04:08,225 要打要殺的 934 01:04:08,225 --> 01:04:09,025 我不行 935 01:04:09,025 --> 01:04:10,064 我行 936 01:04:12,941 --> 01:04:13,620 這部戲的主角 937 01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:15,498 是不是很像李小龍啊 938 01:04:16,457 --> 01:04:17,736 當然啦 939 01:04:17,736 --> 01:04:19,734 他不像,你像嗎 940 01:04:20,733 --> 01:04:22,531 我當然不像 941 01:04:23,170 --> 01:04:24,569 他叫什麼名字 942 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,207 他的真名我就不知道 943 01:04:26,207 --> 01:04:28,285 他現在叫甄小龍 944 01:04:28,285 --> 01:04:29,844 各位,快點 945 01:04:29,844 --> 01:04:31,082 快點 946 01:04:31,082 --> 01:04:32,481 幹什麼你 947 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,198 他怎麼還不來 948 01:04:35,198 --> 01:04:36,397 人家是大牌嘛 949 01:04:36,397 --> 01:04:38,195 我都不急,你急什麼呢 950 01:04:38,195 --> 01:04:39,634 別這麼多事 951 01:04:47,626 --> 01:04:48,865 龍哥,先喝茶 952 01:04:48,865 --> 01:04:49,904 好 953 01:04:54,139 --> 01:04:55,258 就是他 954 01:04:58,735 --> 01:04:59,574 過來套招了 955 01:04:59,574 --> 01:05:01,412 好…來… 956 01:05:02,771 --> 01:05:05,568 指導,他是我的遠房親戚 957 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:06,767 想跟你學學東西 958 01:05:06,767 --> 01:05:08,285 請多指教 959 01:05:08,285 --> 01:05:09,964 沒問題,大家一塊玩 960 01:05:09,964 --> 01:05:10,963 謝謝 961 01:05:10,963 --> 01:05:11,802 好 962 01:05:11,802 --> 01:05:12,881 知道了 來了 963 01:05:16,237 --> 01:05:17,636 胖子過來 964 01:05:19,634 --> 01:05:21,112 現在你聽我說 965 01:05:21,112 --> 01:05:23,390 你這個右手打我的頭 966 01:05:26,227 --> 01:05:28,465 這一下你應該躺下了 967 01:05:28,865 --> 01:05:31,302 龍哥,就這樣了 968 01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:32,301 知道了 969 01:05:34,099 --> 01:05:35,418 開始 970 01:05:41,212 --> 01:05:41,732 上 971 01:05:41,732 --> 01:05:42,491 卡 972 01:05:42,491 --> 01:05:44,689 胖子,你怎麼不上 973 01:05:44,689 --> 01:05:46,327 他都不像李小龍 974 01:05:46,327 --> 01:05:47,966 我不像 975 01:05:48,965 --> 01:05:51,482 你別管那麼多,照做就是了 976 01:05:51,482 --> 01:05:52,961 再來一個 977 01:06:03,910 --> 01:06:05,148 你這是幹什麼 978 01:06:05,148 --> 01:06:07,786 你真打,還加上一腳 979 01:06:10,423 --> 01:06:12,181 你又胖又不靈活 980 01:06:12,181 --> 01:06:13,620 反應又遲鈍 981 01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:16,537 還想學別人拍電影做武師啊 982 01:06:17,936 --> 01:06:19,374 跟我的這班武師 983 01:06:19,374 --> 01:06:21,732 個個的反應都是一流的 984 01:06:22,491 --> 01:06:24,169 好像這招 985 01:06:34,839 --> 01:06:36,797 龍哥…你怎麼了 986 01:06:36,797 --> 01:06:38,075 要不要緊 987 01:06:43,790 --> 01:06:47,026 你的反應不是一樣遲鈍嗎 988 01:07:46,847 --> 01:07:48,645 我告訴你們 989 01:07:48,645 --> 01:07:49,883 李小龍 990 01:07:49,883 --> 01:07:52,001 是我心目中的英雄偶像 991 01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:54,079 不能給你破壞 992 01:07:54,079 --> 01:07:58,555 你要學他就要多用點腦 993 01:08:09,504 --> 01:08:11,462 你個臭胖子,敢打我大哥 994 01:08:56,697 --> 01:08:58,095 是我啊 995 01:08:58,095 --> 01:08:59,973 我這次可給你害慘了 996 01:09:01,572 --> 01:09:02,810 勞煩 997 01:09:02,810 --> 01:09:03,610 兩位吃點什麼 998 01:09:03,610 --> 01:09:05,329 燒鵝飯、高湯 999 01:09:05,329 --> 01:09:06,407 你呢 1000 01:09:06,407 --> 01:09:07,326 我也一樣 1001 01:09:07,326 --> 01:09:08,085 老闆 1002 01:09:08,085 --> 01:09:09,564 來了… 1003 01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,238 是啊 1004 01:09:30,664 --> 01:09:33,581 雄記,近來生意不錯嘛 1005 01:09:33,581 --> 01:09:35,098 還過得去啦 1006 01:09:35,098 --> 01:09:38,095 都是街坊生意,靠大伙照顧 1007 01:09:38,295 --> 01:09:39,494 兩位吃點什麼 1008 01:09:39,494 --> 01:09:41,012 鵝飯兩碗 1009 01:09:41,012 --> 01:09:42,491 好啊 1010 01:09:43,090 --> 01:09:45,048 雄記,生意那麼好 1011 01:09:45,048 --> 01:09:47,287 為什麼不多請兩個來幫忙呢 1012 01:09:47,287 --> 01:09:48,884 慢慢再說吧 1013 01:09:52,281 --> 01:09:53,919 這個湯不錯嘛 1014 01:09:53,919 --> 01:09:55,118 我也來兩碗 1015 01:09:55,118 --> 01:09:56,597 我舀給你 1016 01:09:56,597 --> 01:09:58,195 我自己來啦,自己來 1017 01:09:58,195 --> 01:09:59,674 那怎麼好意思 1018 01:09:59,674 --> 01:10:02,471 大家街坊鄰居的,沒關係的 1019 01:10:02,471 --> 01:10:04,469 那我就跟你不客氣了 1020 01:10:14,738 --> 01:10:15,499 小姐 1021 01:10:15,499 --> 01:10:17,176 你們是不是叫兩碗湯 1022 01:10:17,176 --> 01:10:17,855 是的 1023 01:10:17,855 --> 01:10:18,734 好 1024 01:10:30,043 --> 01:10:31,282 不錯 1025 01:10:51,502 --> 01:10:54,580 二叔 1026 01:10:56,936 --> 01:10:59,174 沒有理由沒人啊 1027 01:10:59,174 --> 01:11:00,892 會不會大排檔又開了 1028 01:11:01,731 --> 01:11:03,130 要是真的開了 1029 01:11:03,130 --> 01:11:04,888 這時候最忙了 1030 01:11:04,888 --> 01:11:05,887 我們去幫忙 1031 01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:07,606 好啊,來 1032 01:11:08,804 --> 01:11:09,444 怎麼回事 1033 01:11:09,444 --> 01:11:10,443 怎麼啦 1034 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:14,918 阿珍… 1035 01:11:17,476 --> 01:11:20,593 阿珍…你怎麼了 1036 01:11:20,593 --> 01:11:21,872 是不是不舒服啊 1037 01:11:21,872 --> 01:11:23,430 我沒什麼 1038 01:11:25,308 --> 01:11:26,507 怎麼了 1039 01:11:28,865 --> 01:11:30,343 頭會暈啊 1040 01:11:31,662 --> 01:11:32,940 說話吧 1041 01:11:34,379 --> 01:11:35,658 怎麼回事啊 1042 01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:35,977 沒事 1043 01:11:35,977 --> 01:11:37,336 怎麼回事 1044 01:11:37,975 --> 01:11:39,094 怎麼回事 1045 01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:40,133 阿珍 1046 01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:43,849 怎麼回事 1047 01:11:43,849 --> 01:11:44,410 怎麼會這樣 1048 01:11:44,410 --> 01:11:45,369 她怎麼了 1049 01:11:45,369 --> 01:11:46,328 阿珍 1050 01:11:46,328 --> 01:11:46,886 你們看 1051 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:48,445 她八成是得了瘋狗癥 1052 01:11:48,445 --> 01:11:49,643 如果被她咬了 1053 01:11:49,643 --> 01:11:50,962 那肯定不得了了 1054 01:11:50,962 --> 01:11:52,041 還是把她送到醫院去吧 1055 01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:53,041 是啊 1056 01:11:54,359 --> 01:11:56,437 還不送她進醫院啊 1057 01:11:56,437 --> 01:11:57,077 是啊 1058 01:11:57,077 --> 01:11:58,714 那麼多人都沒有用 1059 01:11:58,714 --> 01:12:00,034 來…我們來 1060 01:12:00,833 --> 01:12:01,912 阿珍 1061 01:12:11,062 --> 01:12:12,381 阿珍 1062 01:12:14,818 --> 01:12:16,217 喂…停車 1063 01:12:16,217 --> 01:12:17,975 你們把她帶哪兒去 1064 01:12:20,791 --> 01:12:22,789 沒事了… 1065 01:12:22,789 --> 01:12:24,626 大家隨便坐,請坐—… 1066 01:12:24,626 --> 01:12:26,424 叫東西吃 1067 01:12:27,624 --> 01:12:28,902 來,坐… 1068 01:12:29,102 --> 01:12:31,140 我看一定是食物中毒 1069 01:12:31,140 --> 01:12:31,779 一定是 1070 01:12:31,779 --> 01:12:32,179 他那兒的東西 1071 01:12:32,179 --> 01:12:35,616 哪有我們鄺記的乾淨啊 1072 01:12:35,616 --> 01:12:36,774 你可別亂說話 1073 01:12:36,774 --> 01:12:38,213 人家吃了怎麼都沒事 1074 01:12:38,213 --> 01:12:39,731 你別跟我說啊 1075 01:12:39,731 --> 01:12:42,129 留著去跟衛生局說 1076 01:12:44,446 --> 01:12:46,085 雄叔 1077 01:12:46,365 --> 01:12:48,124 怎麼你們兩個夥計會這麼糊塗 1078 01:12:48,124 --> 01:12:49,641 他們送阿珍到醫院裏去 1079 01:12:49,641 --> 01:12:50,480 也不等我 1080 01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:51,839 現在不知道上哪兒去找他們 1081 01:12:51,839 --> 01:12:54,158 你說什麼,我的夥計? 1082 01:12:54,158 --> 01:12:55,715 我以為他們是你的朋友 1083 01:12:55,715 --> 01:12:57,513 不是我的朋友耶 1084 01:12:57,513 --> 01:12:58,672 二叔… 1085 01:13:00,191 --> 01:13:01,509 太子高跟阿龍來了 1086 01:13:01,509 --> 01:13:03,148 二叔 雄叔 1087 01:13:03,148 --> 01:13:04,907 阿龍,你來得正是時候 1088 01:13:04,907 --> 01:13:06,705 怎麼,鄺記又欺負你 1089 01:13:06,705 --> 01:13:07,943 不 是… 1090 01:13:08,902 --> 01:13:10,260 你別魯莽好不好 1091 01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:11,979 聽雄叔講清楚嘛 1092 01:13:11,979 --> 01:13:13,897 阿珍剛才突然暈倒了 1093 01:13:13,897 --> 01:13:15,775 像中了邪似的 1094 01:13:15,775 --> 01:13:17,733 有這種事,那她現在人呢 1095 01:13:17,733 --> 01:13:19,571 兩個男人把她送到醫院裏去了 1096 01:13:19,571 --> 01:13:20,810 長得什麼樣的 1097 01:13:20,810 --> 01:13:22,768 一個長得臉方方的 1098 01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:34,276 一定是那兩個王八蛋 1099 01:13:34,276 --> 01:13:35,196 哪兩個 1100 01:13:35,196 --> 01:13:36,354 連群跟劉貴達 1101 01:13:36,354 --> 01:13:37,553 他們兩個不懷好意 1102 01:13:37,553 --> 01:13:39,072 一直打梅珍的主意 1103 01:13:39,072 --> 01:13:40,750 這次一定是在飯菜上 1104 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,268 做了手腳了 1105 01:13:42,268 --> 01:13:43,227 小薇,立刻報警 1106 01:13:43,227 --> 01:13:44,867 去白沙灣九級貨倉 1107 01:13:46,904 --> 01:13:48,342 怎麼回事 1108 01:13:48,942 --> 01:13:49,941 計程車 1109 01:13:52,539 --> 01:13:53,977 阿龍,快上車 1110 01:13:53,977 --> 01:13:55,056 來了 1111 01:13:57,973 --> 01:13:58,453 開車… 1112 01:13:58,453 --> 01:13:59,492 你的朋友… 1113 01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:11,879 你說是不是人渣 1114 01:14:11,879 --> 01:14:13,277 這麼卑鄙下流無恥的事 1115 01:14:13,277 --> 01:14:14,356 都做得出來 1116 01:14:14,356 --> 01:14:15,475 在光天化日之下 1117 01:14:15,475 --> 01:14:16,714 太沒有王法了 1118 01:14:16,714 --> 01:14:17,713 阿龍,你說是不是 1119 01:14:17,713 --> 01:14:19,033 是… 1120 01:14:19,631 --> 01:14:20,911 開車,快點開車 1121 01:14:45,685 --> 01:14:47,683 朋友,請你開快點好不好 1122 01:14:47,683 --> 01:14:49,202 阿龍,等會你見到他們 1123 01:14:49,202 --> 01:14:50,122 不要對他們客氣 1124 01:14:50,122 --> 01:14:51,679 一定要好好教訓他們 1125 01:14:51,679 --> 01:14:53,877 這幫王八蛋全都不是好人 1126 01:14:53,877 --> 01:14:56,634 也許他們會給她吃迷幻藥的 1127 01:14:56,634 --> 01:14:58,352 朋友,開快點… 1128 01:14:58,352 --> 01:15:00,510 請你幫幫忙,開快點好不好 1129 01:15:00,510 --> 01:15:03,147 阿龍,你一定要好好教訓他們 1130 01:15:24,646 --> 01:15:25,885 阿輝 1131 01:15:28,123 --> 01:15:29,083 怎麼到現在還沒來 1132 01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:30,640 她應該就到了 1133 01:16:04,646 --> 01:16:05,845 老闆,來了 1134 01:16:05,845 --> 01:16:07,483 快點… 1135 01:16:19,671 --> 01:16:21,589 快放下… 1136 01:16:38,652 --> 01:16:39,731 白教授 1137 01:16:39,731 --> 01:16:41,330 你要是滿意的話 1138 01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:43,687 我就釘箱裝船了 1139 01:16:45,965 --> 01:16:47,043 上麻藥 1140 01:16:47,043 --> 01:16:48,163 是 1141 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:02,108 慢 1142 01:17:03,147 --> 01:17:05,985 我自己來 1143 01:17:15,975 --> 01:17:18,052 寶貝,乖 1144 01:17:18,052 --> 01:17:19,412 不要動 1145 01:17:22,848 --> 01:17:24,806 我也是萬不得已的 1146 01:17:28,002 --> 01:17:29,282 對…深呼吸 1147 01:17:29,282 --> 01:17:30,720 你要深呼吸 1148 01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:32,318 對,來… 1149 01:17:37,433 --> 01:17:39,351 稍微忍耐一下 1150 01:17:42,308 --> 01:17:45,025 深呼吸… 1151 01:18:12,518 --> 01:18:13,277 司機大哥 1152 01:18:13,277 --> 01:18:14,956 請你開快一點好不好 1153 01:18:14,956 --> 01:18:16,594 就是前面的貨倉 1154 01:18:16,594 --> 01:18:17,874 就快到了,你看 1155 01:18:17,874 --> 01:18:20,990 快…幫幫忙,開快點 1156 01:18:39,851 --> 01:18:40,770 多少錢 1157 01:18:40,770 --> 01:18:41,809 十塊錢 1158 01:18:41,809 --> 01:18:42,927 給你 1159 01:18:44,486 --> 01:18:46,285 阿龍,快點下車 1160 01:18:48,123 --> 01:18:50,360 阿龍,快點下車啊你 1161 01:18:51,879 --> 01:18:52,917 你真是太虧了 1162 01:18:52,917 --> 01:18:54,556 坐車都上氣不接下氣 1163 01:18:54,556 --> 01:18:55,755 一會兒怎麼跟人打架 1164 01:18:55,755 --> 01:18:57,273 快走啊你 1165 01:19:11,540 --> 01:19:12,858 阿龍,在這兒 1166 01:19:54,657 --> 01:19:56,054 慢著 1167 01:20:45,804 --> 01:20:47,962 他們三個人打我一個 1168 01:20:47,962 --> 01:20:49,840 我怎麼打得過他們 1169 01:27:55,541 --> 01:27:58,458 功夫,我也會 1170 01:33:54,833 --> 01:33:55,992 阿珍呢 1171 01:33:55,992 --> 01:33:56,710 我去過醫院 1172 01:33:56,710 --> 01:33:59,308 醫生說休息幾天就沒事了 1173 01:33:59,947 --> 01:34:02,145 阿龍,你打算怎麼辦 1174 01:34:02,145 --> 01:34:03,104 沒怎麼 1175 01:34:03,104 --> 01:34:05,742 我覺得香港不太適合我 1176 01:34:05,742 --> 01:34:08,339 我還是回鄉下去幫我爸養豬 1177 01:34:17,569 --> 01:34:19,168 阿龍 1178 01:34:19,567 --> 01:34:22,206 你這次回鄉下機靈點知不知道 1179 01:34:22,206 --> 01:34:24,204 千萬不要管人家閒事 1180 01:34:24,204 --> 01:34:24,882 這你放心 1181 01:34:24,882 --> 01:34:26,001 鄉下是我的地頭 1182 01:34:26,001 --> 01:34:28,200 那些豬很聽話的 1183 01:34:36,032 --> 01:34:37,469 自殺? 1184 01:34:39,148 --> 01:34:40,506 小姐 1185 01:34:40,506 --> 01:34:41,306 阿龍 1186 01:34:41,306 --> 01:34:42,665 阿龍… 1187 01:34:44,502 --> 01:34:45,702 阿龍… 1188 01:35:01,207 --> 01:35:02,404 阿龍,你怎麼樣 1189 01:35:02,404 --> 01:35:03,205 阿龍 1190 01:35:03,205 --> 01:35:04,402 你有沒有怎樣 1191 01:35:04,402 --> 01:35:05,441 你… 69593

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