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- I'll get a taxi to the pavement shall?
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How does two o'clock Wednesday sound?
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- Er, no, I don't think
this is working out Warren.
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- What do you mean it's not working out?
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- I'm just not very happy
with you at the moment.
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- Why what have I done?
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- I mean how long have you got?
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- Well not that long actually,
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since you spent half an hour
pissing around on the A6.
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- See this is exactly what,
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your sat nav told us to go that way.
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- Oh it's my sat nav's fault is it?
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Naughty sat nav, don't do that again.
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- All right well what about last week,
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I had to wait 25 minutes while we
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picked your son up from school.
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- He's not my son.
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- Look Warren, I've decided
to go with Daz's Drivers.
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- Daz's drivers?
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He's crap.
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- No he's not, and he's got a website
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where you can book lessons online--
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- He hasn't had a single pass.
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And he drives a Fiat.
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You can't learn to drive in a Fiat.
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- I know loads of people
who passed with him.
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- Like who?
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- Like Duncan Green, he passed with him.
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- Duncan Green, lying little sod,
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he told me he couldn't
afford lessons anymore.
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- Look Warren I just think it's best
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if we go our separate ways.
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- All right go on then, get out.
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- Oh look Warren, I
don't want to fall out.
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- Go on, off you go, go
on, go on your website.
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Make a date with your new boyfriend Daz,
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and don't come crying to me
when you fail you muppet.
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(bright bouncy music)
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(door slamming)
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- Hello Warren.
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- Hello Anne.
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- Seen this?
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- What's that?
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Oh you're having a laugh,
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how did that even get on the front page?
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- Betty Wellington from across the road,
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aint it good news.
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- I know who it bloody
is, no it isn't good news.
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I've lost six students
this week to that bloke.
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- Well I think it's wonderful,
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she's got her independence now aint she.
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- She shouldn't even be behind the wheel,
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she's shot to pieces, the doddery old cow.
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She came round here a
couple of months ago,
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spent the first 10 minutes
talking to the bookcase.
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- (laughs) Don't exaggerate.
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Daz is obviously very
good, Charlie loves him.
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- What do you mean Charlie loves him?
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- Hey?
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- What do you mean Charlie loves him?
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- I erm.
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- Anne?
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- Yeah.
- I know when you're lying.
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- Charlie's been having
a few lessons with Daz.
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- I don't believe it.
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- You never even let
him in the drivers seat.
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- He's not ready for the drivers seat,
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he isn't even a good passenger yet.
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You know he's got a website.
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- Charlie?
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- No Daz, you can book
lessons with him online.
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- Oh Warren you'd look great on a website,
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why don't you get your own one?
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- Wouldn't know where to start.
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- I bet Danny could help yah.
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- Where is he?
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Danny!
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(tense music)
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Danny, I need you to make me a website.
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- Um, I can but that stuff takes ages,
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I've gotta practice my clarinet.
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- Shove your clarinet,
I'm losing students.
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I need a website so
people can find me online.
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- There's probably stuff online
about you already Warren,
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have you ever tried Googling yourself?
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- No I haven't 'cause
I'm not a sad bastard.
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- Look, Warren Thompson
Driving School, 157 reviews.
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- Oh Warren you're famous.
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- Average rating, 2.3 stars.
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- Out of what?
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- 10.
- 10?
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What's it say?
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- "Do not learn to drive with this man,
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"we broke down and he charged
me for the time it took
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"the RAC to tow us home."
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- I should have charged her
for the bloody clutch as well.
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- "Warren Thompson was nice at first,
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"but when one of my checks
bounced he held me hostage
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"in his car until my mom came out of work
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"with the cash."
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- Hostage my arse, it was an hour tops.
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- At least they said
you were nice at first.
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- Actually maybe we should.
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- No what is it?
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Warren Twatson Driving
School, what's that?
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- Well it looks like
someone's made a Facebook page
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about yah.
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- Well but that's not your surname Warren,
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it must be someone else.
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- No there's a picture of Warren here
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in stockings and suspenders.
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- Oh, when did you take that?
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- I didn't Anne,
someone's just put my head
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on that photo, oh God, all
this stuff on the internet.
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I can't afford to lose
anymore students Anne,
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I'll go bankrupt.
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- Don't be silly, Danny can
get on with your website
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tonight, we could make some fliers.
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Go hand them out around town tomorrow,
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do you think that would help?
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- Couldn't do any harm I guess.
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- Yeah, everything will be fine.
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- Oh here he is, Judas bloody Iscariot.
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- What are you on about?
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- What are you on about?
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Daz's Drivers ring any bells?
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- Cheers for that mom.
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- Sorry love it just came out.
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- I'm glad it did, you
wanna watch yourself there,
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I've heard things about him.
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- Like what?
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- I head he punched a
student in the stomach once
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just for stalling.
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- You've just made that up.
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- No I haven't, happened
to a mate of mines brother,
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you don't know him.
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- Well it's not true,
Daz is a really nice guy,
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and he actually lets me drive,
like a normal instructor.
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Not like you, you're a tosser.
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- Oh I'm a tosser, did you hear that?
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I'm a tosser, I'm the
tosser who puts the food
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on the table that you shove
in your stupid fat face.
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- Charlie don't call
Warren a tosser please.
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- "I booked a two hour driving
lesson with Warren Thompson
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"and we spent the first hour waiting
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"for his MOT to be done."
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- All right Danny, give it a break.
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(bouncy music)
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- [Daz] Daz's Drivers.
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- Oh hello there, is that Daz's Drivers?
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Oh good, I'd like to book
some driving lessons please.
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Well I'm very keen, maybe I could book you
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for a whole afternoon,
what about Wednesday?
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Or Thursday then?
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Friday?
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Well no wonder you're all booked up,
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you've been pinching
everyone else's students,
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you wanker.
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(light bouncy music)
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Anne, are you gonna help me,
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or are you just gonna gossip all day?
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- Oh Warren this is Maggie.
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She was just telling me
that Paula with the crutches
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from Peacocks has started seeing Barry
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with the glasses from the Co-Op.
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- Right.
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- Well he's only just
split up with his wife
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because she found him in bed with that one
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who works part time at the library.
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- I'm sorry love, what's
this got to do with me?
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- Well Maggie says Barry
lives nextdoor to Daz.
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- Oh right, go on.
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- Well no, that's it, he
just lives nextdoor to Daz.
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- Christ Anne.
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- Just trying to help.
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- Well you wanna tell
Barry to be careful Maggie,
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living nextdoor to Daz, 'cause I've heard
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that him and his misses
like to chuck their keys
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in the old bowl, if you catch my drift.
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Hello there, I'm Warren
Thompson, I'm a local--
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- Counselor?
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We know who you are?
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You lot only show up when
there's a bloody election on.
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- Aye, Tory no doubt, it were you lot
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that changed the bin collection times.
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- No I'm not a counselor.
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- I've gotta go to the tip meself now,
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just to get rid.
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- At his age.
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- You've got me wrong, I'm
not even a bloody Tory.
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- Yes you are.
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- What?
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- You are a Tory, you
voted Tory last election
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and the one before.
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- Oh I voted for them before.
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- See bloody Tory.
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- Look at my leaflets mate.
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- We don't want to know mate.
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Take your leaflets and bugger off.
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- Right Anne, we're going.
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- And don't come back.
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- I won't come back, up yours.
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- Oh I just can't believe that.
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- I know they wouldn't
let me get a word in.
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- Every two weeks for the
bins, must be a nightmare.
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- What's that?
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- Oh no Warren stop.
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What is it?
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- Oh it's a cat.
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- Oh no is it dead?
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- Yeah, poor little bugger.
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- Has it got a collar?
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- No, who does that, just
drives off like that.
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- Oh love we can't just leave him here.
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Maybe we should take him to the vets,
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see if he's got a chip.
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- Yeah that's a good idea, come on.
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- Mr Fluffy!
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- What have you done?
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- Oh my God, we're sorry, we are so sorry.
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- Hang on a minute, no we're not,
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we just found it like this.
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- He was my best friend.
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- We'll buy you a new one darling.
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- We bloody won't buy them a new one,
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we never killed this one.
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- We'll get you a new cat I promise.
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- Anne.
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- Be nice if the pig
who ran over Mr Fluffy
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actually had the decency to apologize.
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- I found the bloody thing,
I didn't run it over.
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It's been dead for hours,
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look it's stiff as a board, feel it.
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- What is wrong with you, you moron.
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- What's wrong with me?
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I'll tell you what's wrong with me,
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I found a dead cat and
somehow now I have to fork out
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for a new one.
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- We'll get you a new cat I promise.
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Please don't cry.
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- No we won't, Anne get in the car.
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- Here take it.
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There you go.
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- I'm going to the Preston
Observer about you.
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- Good luck with that, you
don't even know who I am.
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Oh bollocks.
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- We'll get you a new cat, I promise.
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- Anne.
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(bouncy music)
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Bloody disaster.
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- No it wasn't.
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Well it could have gone better I suppose
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but think of the positives.
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You've met Maggie.
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Oh congratulations Betty.
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- Oh I mean, how did she even pass?
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- Do you need a hand Betty love?
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Yeah got loads of room, yeah
you're all right now come on.
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Now just left a little.
260
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- We're in the lounge Anne.
261
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- What are they doing here?
262
00:10:03,329 --> 00:10:05,969
- Oh I don't know, who knows.
263
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- Anne?
264
00:10:07,308 --> 00:10:08,778
- Well I mean I might
have mentioned something
265
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about your work not
going so great recently,
266
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and then maybe mam said
something about her and dad
267
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lending you a bit of money.
268
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- What'd you do that for,
I'm not a charity case?
269
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- No I know, just make
sure you say thank you.
270
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Hiya mam, hiya dad.
271
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- [Both] Hello love.
272
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- Hello.
273
00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:27,198
- Where've you been?
274
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- Oh just in town, bit of a drama.
275
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,520
Warren got banned from a
street for changing the bin
276
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times and then he ran over a cat.
277
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- I didn't run over a cat.
278
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- Why did you change the bin times Warren?
279
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- I didn't change the bin times Sheila,
280
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they thought I was someone else.
281
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- Sorry where have you been?
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- In town.
283
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He ran over a cat and then
he changed the bin times.
284
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- Oh right lovely.
285
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- Sit down a second
Warren, I think mam and dad
286
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wanted to mention something to yah.
287
00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:57,420
- Well we've heard that
things aren't going to well
288
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at work for yah recently Warren,
289
00:10:59,887 --> 00:11:03,467
and what with that nice new
man starting up in town.
290
00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:05,400
- He's not a nice man,
he's part of a cult.
291
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,660
- Well we didn't want
to see you going without
292
00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:10,230
so we thought we'd give you a bit of money
293
00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:12,200
just to see that you're all right.
294
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,510
- Thanks Sheila, I don't need any.
295
00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:15,510
- Here are, Danny give that to Warren.
296
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,000
- Right, there you go
Danny look, we're saved.
297
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,530
Nanny's given us a fiver.
298
00:11:21,528 --> 00:11:22,528
- Warren!
299
00:11:22,532 --> 00:11:23,742
- We are going to Disneyland after all.
300
00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:24,880
- Warren what do you say.
301
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,190
- Thank you Sheila,
that's very kind of you.
302
00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:29,690
- Right let's get the
kettle on shall we, come on.
303
00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:35,240
- Just pay it back whenever you're ready.
304
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,240
- All right Bill.
305
00:11:39,134 --> 00:11:41,404
- We're all thinking about you Warren.
306
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,610
- Thanks again Sheila.
307
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,560
How's that website going?
308
00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,210
- Well I've bought you a domain name,
309
00:11:47,212 --> 00:11:50,692
and I've managed to get your
online rating up to 3.1.
310
00:11:50,694 --> 00:11:51,884
- Is that all?
311
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,515
- Warren it was a losing
battle even before
312
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,970
people found out you killed that cat.
313
00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:56,840
- I didn't, what?
314
00:11:57,690 --> 00:11:59,430
How did that get there so quick?
315
00:11:59,430 --> 00:12:01,550
- Well there's a hashtag
for you and everything.
316
00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:04,668
I made you a Facebook page.
317
00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:05,860
- How's that doing?
318
00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:07,460
- Well you've got one follower so far,
319
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,680
and that's nanny.
320
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,020
- When did she get Facebook?
321
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,380
- I signed her up, she wanted to see
322
00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:12,470
the Warren Twatson page.
323
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:15,960
- Oh for Christ sake, I'm gonna have bath.
324
00:12:17,609 --> 00:12:18,439
(engine revving)
325
00:12:18,442 --> 00:12:19,972
- That's their drive.
326
00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:22,859
Forward, do something with the wheel.
327
00:12:24,129 --> 00:12:26,469
Either would do, either would do.
328
00:12:26,468 --> 00:12:29,718
Yeah, go on then, down left, pull left.
329
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,209
Pull left, that's their drive.
330
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,500
Doesn't matter it's just pavement.
331
00:12:36,495 --> 00:12:39,655
(bouncy gentle music)
332
00:12:44,615 --> 00:12:45,605
- [Daz] Daz's Drivers.
333
00:12:45,613 --> 00:12:46,453
- Wanker.
334
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,940
- Oh it'll be all right love,
it's just been a bad month.
335
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:00,350
- They say you're only three bad months
336
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,650
away from being homeless.
337
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,430
- Oh don't worry about that me mam said
338
00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:05,090
me and the boys can move in with them.
339
00:13:05,089 --> 00:13:06,169
- Oh you're all right then.
340
00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:07,450
- Look love I was thinking,
341
00:13:07,449 --> 00:13:10,429
maybe you could try just you know,
342
00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:11,460
maybe being a bit,
343
00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:15,480
I don't know, nicer to people.
344
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,310
- Oh don't you start.
345
00:13:16,313 --> 00:13:17,993
- Just hear me out Warren.
346
00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:20,030
I know how kind and thoughtful you are,
347
00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:22,030
I see how much you do for me and the boys.
348
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:23,460
The way you always put us first,
349
00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,800
the way you'd die for us.
350
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:28,740
But it's just sometimes, to other people
351
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:32,450
you can come across as a bit, well rude.
352
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:33,280
- Like when?
353
00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:34,553
- Well like when you
had a row with that lad
354
00:13:34,550 --> 00:13:35,970
in Morrisons for taking too long
355
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,460
to pay for his chocolate bar.
356
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:41,380
- Anne, he was counting the
cash out penny by penny.
357
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:43,180
- He was seven Warren.
358
00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:47,290
Why don't you try just
making a real effort
359
00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:49,620
to be nice to people, just for now.
360
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:54,060
- All right I'll try extra
hard to be nice to people.
361
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,430
- Good idea love.
362
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,100
- [Warren] He just should
have had his cash ready,
363
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,200
that's all I'm saying.
364
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,998
(dramatic music)
365
00:14:14,329 --> 00:14:17,189
- So, got to admit Warren I wasn't sure
366
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,410
how you'd feel about taking
me back after you know.
367
00:14:20,407 --> 00:14:23,377
- You're a cracking student
Ashley, I'm lucky to have you.
368
00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:26,140
- Probably should have
checked to see whether Daz
369
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:28,470
actually had any availability
before I just told you
370
00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:29,670
I was leaving like that.
371
00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:33,470
- I think you've had a
lucky escape actually.
372
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,480
I've heard he doesn't let
his students use the brakes
373
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,980
'cause it wears down the pads.
374
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,800
Wow, that move up to third from second,
375
00:14:44,803 --> 00:14:46,543
that was sensational Ashley.
376
00:14:47,593 --> 00:14:49,203
- It's how I've always done it.
377
00:14:49,203 --> 00:14:51,193
- I don't think I've said
how good it was before.
378
00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:53,459
When are you taking your test again?
379
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,320
- Tuesday.
380
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,770
- Ah you'll nail it Ashley,
with moves like that.
381
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:00,260
- Right what's going on?
382
00:15:00,262 --> 00:15:01,102
- What do you mean?
383
00:15:01,095 --> 00:15:03,135
- Well you're just being sort of nice.
384
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,500
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
385
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,720
Almost friendly.
386
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,070
- Am I, I hadn't noticed,
I'm always like that.
387
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,200
- Why don't you go online, leave a review
388
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,840
about what a good teacher I am.
389
00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:15,842
- If you want me too.
390
00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:17,662
- Well only if you want too.
391
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:18,810
- Yeah all right.
392
00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:19,640
- Fantastic.
393
00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:25,360
Ah look who it is Daz's bloody Drivers.
394
00:15:25,363 --> 00:15:27,953
(bouncy music)
395
00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:36,070
- Daz's Drivers.
396
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,358
Oh for goodness sake.
397
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,770
- Another prank call.
398
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:41,460
- All the bloody time.
399
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,240
I must be getting 10 a day.
400
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,990
I reckon it was him that stole the sign
401
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:47,370
off the roof of me car as well.
402
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,950
- Seriously, that's crazy.
403
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,628
- And he's been spreading
rumors about me around town.
404
00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:53,950
My neighbor knocked on my door last night,
405
00:15:53,948 --> 00:15:56,618
asking if he could join
the next swingers party.
406
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:57,700
- Do you have any idea who's doing it?
407
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:01,140
- Not a clue, the coward
always withholds his number.
408
00:16:02,688 --> 00:16:04,258
I swear Charlie, I'm,
409
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,230
I'm not a violent man but,
410
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:07,930
if I ever got me hands on him I'd,
411
00:16:09,058 --> 00:16:10,148
I don't think I'd be
able to control myself.
412
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:11,730
- Don't blame you sounds
like he deserves it.
413
00:16:11,727 --> 00:16:13,597
- You see it don't just affect me,
414
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,660
it affects my wife and my child.
415
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,560
These calls are coming
through at all hours
416
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,430
and waking us up.
417
00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:23,988
I can't remember the last time
I had a good nights sleep.
418
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,608
(bouncy music)
419
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,170
- Bet they're having a
whale of a time in there.
420
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,760
Laughing at my expense.
421
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,290
- Sure they're not.
422
00:16:40,288 --> 00:16:41,788
Apparently Daz is a really nice guy.
423
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:45,860
- Oh yeah, you Northerners,
you always stick together.
424
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:49,080
- All right just saying,
geeze, you being friendly
425
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,230
didn't last very long did it.
426
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,780
- Well what's the point,
when nasty bits of work
427
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,320
like that keep winning.
428
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,000
Indicating left in the
middle lane, that's a minor.
429
00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,740
- When did you run over a cat?
430
00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:05,230
- I didn't run over a cat.
431
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:06,790
- That's not what the sign said.
432
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,732
- Shut up.
(phone ringing)
433
00:17:08,734 --> 00:17:09,574
- [Anne] Hello Warren.
434
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:11,277
- Anne they made a sign.
435
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,210
- [Anne] Who's made a sign?
436
00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:15,810
- The kids, the bloody
bastard kids with their cat.
437
00:17:15,807 --> 00:17:16,637
- [Anne] What do you
mean they've made a sign.
438
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,330
- They've made a bloody great 20 foot sign
439
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,200
that says Warren Thompson killed our cat.
440
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,770
- [Anne] Well don't
panic people might think
441
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:25,310
it's a different Warren Thompson.
442
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,560
- Or Warren Twatson.
443
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,760
- Shut your face.
444
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:31,430
Anne we've got to get it
down, I'm losing customers.
445
00:17:31,432 --> 00:17:33,652
- [Anne] The brown and white one I think.
446
00:17:33,648 --> 00:17:35,708
- What, what are you on about?
447
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:36,668
- [Anne] Sorry love.
448
00:17:36,671 --> 00:17:37,691
- Where are you?
449
00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:39,942
- [Anne] Erm, just in town.
450
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,470
Has he had his jabs?
451
00:17:42,473 --> 00:17:43,553
- What?
452
00:17:43,549 --> 00:17:44,509
Did you say jabs?
453
00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:45,960
- [Anne] No, no I don't think so.
454
00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:47,045
- What are you getting in town?
455
00:17:47,047 --> 00:17:49,827
- [Anne] Nothing, just er,
456
00:17:49,828 --> 00:17:50,658
vase.
457
00:17:50,661 --> 00:17:53,681
- You're doing it again, I
know when you're lying Anne.
458
00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:56,057
- [Anne] Oh Warren I'm
buying them kids a new cat.
459
00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,460
We had to replace it we promised,
460
00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:59,110
and I'm buying it now so
there's no going back.
461
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,082
- Don't you dare, which one are you at,
462
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,380
Wonderful World of Pets?
463
00:18:02,378 --> 00:18:04,318
- [Anne] Too late, I'm buying him now.
464
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,080
- Right Ashley pull over,
I'm driving from here.
465
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,670
- What, no not again.
466
00:18:07,674 --> 00:18:08,864
Oh Warren this is my lesson.
467
00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:11,490
- Get your ass out of that seat, go on.
468
00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:15,388
(upbeat music)
469
00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:20,703
- [Ashley] Hang on.
470
00:18:28,729 --> 00:18:29,759
- Anne, what you doing?
471
00:18:29,757 --> 00:18:31,807
- Warren we have to replace their cat.
472
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,120
- No we bloody don't.
473
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,630
- Felt guilty ever since.
474
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:35,500
- Go and give it back.
475
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,820
- Can we get on with my lesson Warren.
476
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:37,650
- Shut up.
477
00:18:37,653 --> 00:18:39,413
- He's not ours to give back.
478
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,130
- I'm sorry sir but you can't park here
479
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:42,320
without a disabled badge.
480
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,170
- Warren.
- Anne this is madness.
481
00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:45,340
- I'm going to have to ask you to move
482
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:46,700
your vehicle immediately.
483
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,370
- I'm not putting him
back, we promised them.
484
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:51,260
- No, you promised them.
485
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,660
- Warren this is stupid, I
am paying for this lesson.
486
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:54,630
- Shut up!
487
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:56,340
- I'm afraid I'm going
to have to fine you sir.
488
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,930
- Take that cat back.
489
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,530
- Stop shouting, you're frightening him.
490
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:04,430
- Anne, my reputations in tatters,
491
00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:06,890
my blood pressures through the roof
492
00:19:06,893 --> 00:19:10,673
and all you can do is go around
giving people pissing cats.
493
00:19:10,673 --> 00:19:12,193
- Oh.
494
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,783
(bouncy music)
495
00:19:21,474 --> 00:19:22,724
- Come on love.
496
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,383
- Local driving instructor
pretends to be Tory counselor,
497
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,217
kills cat and then
abuses parking attendant
498
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:33,110
on day of retirement.
499
00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:35,570
Well they do say all
publicity is good publicity.
500
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:38,880
- Well thank you for calling
love, I'll let him know.
501
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:39,750
That was another one.
502
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:40,740
- Who was it this time?
503
00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:43,280
- Laura, said she saw
the paper and didn't want
504
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,130
to be associated with
a cat killing scumbag,
505
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:47,550
so she's gone with Daz's Drivers.
506
00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,090
- What am I gonna do?
507
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:51,230
If Ashley passes this
afternoon I'll have lost
508
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:55,720
15 pupils this month,
15 to the same bloke.
509
00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:58,530
Danny how's that website coming on?
510
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,320
- Well it's coming along but we've had
511
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,830
some more bad reviews come in after you
512
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,660
swore at that man retiring.
513
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,570
- How was I supposed to
know he was retiring?
514
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:07,570
What about Facebook?
515
00:20:07,570 --> 00:20:09,420
- Oh I'm glad you mentioned
Facebook actually,
516
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,350
I found some good things on there.
517
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:12,180
- Really?
518
00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:15,173
- Yeah, the first one is a photo of you
519
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,500
driving through a
retirement party laughing.
520
00:20:17,497 --> 00:20:19,637
The second one is a picture of you
521
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,440
holding a gun to a cats head while wearing
522
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,840
your Tory party rosette.
523
00:20:22,838 --> 00:20:23,838
- Anne!
524
00:20:23,842 --> 00:20:25,332
- And the third one is a petition titled,
525
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,890
get this cat killing
scumbag off our streets.
526
00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:29,330
Which is basically a
petition to get you banned
527
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:30,920
from Preston, which I've signed.
528
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:31,910
- Shut up.
529
00:20:32,928 --> 00:20:33,758
(cat meows)
530
00:20:33,761 --> 00:20:35,181
Why is that cat still here?
531
00:20:35,183 --> 00:20:37,213
- Well I took it to that family yesterday
532
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:38,920
and they said they didn't
want it in the end.
533
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,000
- They didn't want it?
534
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,690
After she stitched me up in the paper,
535
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,000
why didn't they want it?
536
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:48,000
- Well the lady said she
doesn't want charity off erm--
537
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,920
- Cat killing scumbag.
538
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,240
- It was cat killing scumbag yeah.
539
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,070
- Oh.
540
00:20:54,092 --> 00:20:55,652
Right.
541
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,355
Well I'll go take Ashley for his test.
542
00:20:57,364 --> 00:21:00,634
We're not keeping it Anne, we're not.
543
00:21:00,631 --> 00:21:04,511
(bright bouncy music)
544
00:21:04,508 --> 00:21:08,588
- We can't take you back
now can we Mr Fluffy II.
545
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,240
- Sure you wanna do this,
you look a bit nervous.
546
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,020
- Yeah I am nervous but I think I'm--
547
00:21:18,022 --> 00:21:19,192
- Well maybe you shouldn't
do your test today.
548
00:21:19,193 --> 00:21:20,693
We should probably take you home,
549
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:23,343
book you some more lessons and wait
550
00:21:23,335 --> 00:21:24,785
until you're really ready hey.
551
00:21:24,789 --> 00:21:26,559
- No I think I'll be
fine, I feel confident.
552
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,900
- All right make your bloody mind up.
553
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,750
- Ashley Aitkins.
554
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:29,580
- Yeah.
555
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,223
- Hiya Warren.
556
00:21:31,219 --> 00:21:32,219
- You all right Bob.
557
00:21:32,217 --> 00:21:33,207
- Won't be long, hey wish him luck.
558
00:21:33,214 --> 00:21:35,044
- Yeah, good luck, you'll be fine.
559
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,710
Yeah, watch this one mate he's crap.
560
00:21:37,707 --> 00:21:40,287
(bouncy music)
561
00:22:02,810 --> 00:22:03,700
- [Daz] Daz's Drivers.
562
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,530
- Wanker.
563
00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:10,920
Have I had an accident at work?
564
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:15,470
Oh I wish, yeah, anyway you
have a nice one all right,
565
00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:16,300
cheers.
566
00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:25,310
- Morning Julie.
567
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:26,140
- Oh hello Daz.
568
00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:28,960
- You all right love?
569
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,910
- You still getting those weird calls?
570
00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:33,650
- Don't, I've literally
just had one a second ago.
571
00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:36,090
- Do you know who that bloke is?
572
00:22:37,312 --> 00:22:39,652
(whistling)
573
00:22:43,090 --> 00:22:44,590
- How'd you get on?
- Passed.
574
00:22:44,593 --> 00:22:45,433
- Passed?
- Yeah.
575
00:22:45,426 --> 00:22:46,776
- Christ sake you passed him?
576
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,570
- With flying colors
actually, he were very good.
577
00:22:48,570 --> 00:22:50,120
- Let me double check.
578
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,110
How'd he get on at roundabouts,
579
00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:52,470
he panics at roundabouts.
580
00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:53,970
- Fine.
581
00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:55,130
Emergency stop was good.
582
00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:56,820
- You got a minor here for mirrors.
583
00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:58,510
- Mirrors yeah but it's
just a minor you know.
584
00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:00,870
- Just a minor, that used to be a major,
585
00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:02,310
are you new here.
586
00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:03,140
- You know I'm not Warren.
587
00:23:03,143 --> 00:23:04,723
- All right, chill out Bob.
588
00:23:05,690 --> 00:23:07,980
Go on Ashley, you can drive home.
589
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,310
- Oy Thompson!
590
00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:12,340
- Drive.
591
00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:13,540
- I wanna word with you!
592
00:23:13,535 --> 00:23:15,615
- What?
- Just go.
593
00:23:15,621 --> 00:23:18,371
(dramatic music)
594
00:23:20,055 --> 00:23:22,805
- I know it was you, you bastard.
595
00:23:26,157 --> 00:23:26,987
- [Ashley] Why is he chasing us?
596
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:27,830
- I told you he's a psycho.
597
00:23:33,597 --> 00:23:36,057
Come on Ashley put your foot down.
598
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:37,440
- It's 30 miles an hour.
599
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,400
- Sod 30 miles an hour, this
blokes gonna rip my head off.
600
00:23:43,012 --> 00:23:43,852
- Come on.
601
00:23:45,514 --> 00:23:46,754
- Overtake 'em.
602
00:23:46,752 --> 00:23:48,192
- I can't.
603
00:23:48,192 --> 00:23:49,472
- Go in the bus lane.
604
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,470
- [Ashley] Jesus Warren you're a maniac.
605
00:23:55,672 --> 00:23:56,542
- [Warren] Just drive faster Ashley,
606
00:23:56,537 --> 00:23:58,637
you've passed your test now.
607
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,040
- [Ashley] Five minutes ago.
608
00:24:04,951 --> 00:24:07,051
- You're a dead man Thompson,
609
00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:08,997
I'm gonna kick your teeth in.
610
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,700
- See you thought he was a nice bloke.
611
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,620
- It's a red light Warren.
612
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:13,450
- Just keep going.
613
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,063
- There's people crossing.
614
00:24:15,061 --> 00:24:18,991
(horn blaring)
- Them.
615
00:24:18,985 --> 00:24:22,315
(horn blaring)
- Sorry.
616
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,410
Right where am I going?
617
00:24:25,405 --> 00:24:26,475
- Take the next left.
618
00:24:26,484 --> 00:24:27,524
- What?
619
00:24:27,519 --> 00:24:29,369
- Take the next left, Ashley you tit.
620
00:24:30,571 --> 00:24:32,281
- You're still gonna drop me home right?
621
00:24:34,076 --> 00:24:35,566
- Pull up here.
622
00:24:35,571 --> 00:24:40,571
Pull up!
(brakes squealing)
623
00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:44,600
- Come on fight like a man you bastard.
624
00:24:44,601 --> 00:24:45,471
- I promise you Daz it wasn't me.
625
00:24:45,470 --> 00:24:47,600
- You lying little shit.
626
00:24:47,603 --> 00:24:49,113
- Honestly, you've got the wrong guy.
627
00:24:49,110 --> 00:24:51,430
- You're a liar, I haven't
slept for weeks 'cause of you.
628
00:24:51,427 --> 00:24:54,147
- Look I swear on Charlies
life it wasn't me.
629
00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:55,310
- Is this yours Warren?
630
00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:01,260
- It was him, it's him.
631
00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:04,060
- Right, I'm gonna smash your face in,
632
00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:05,890
you lying piece of--
633
00:25:05,894 --> 00:25:08,984
(car engine revving)
634
00:25:10,382 --> 00:25:12,052
- Bloody hell Betty.
635
00:25:13,022 --> 00:25:16,202
(bouncy music)
636
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,700
Okay excellent, that's you all booked in
637
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,680
for 10:30 on Tuesday, I'll see you then.
638
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,420
- Another one?
- Yeah.
639
00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:25,250
- The phones been ringing off the hook,
640
00:25:25,253 --> 00:25:27,743
he's had to take on all of Daz's pupils.
641
00:25:27,740 --> 00:25:28,790
- What was it then?
642
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:31,900
- Oh a broken fibular,
two fractured tibia,
643
00:25:31,900 --> 00:25:34,220
dislocated knee cap and a collapsed lung.
644
00:25:34,217 --> 00:25:37,487
- Ooh fantastic news.
645
00:25:37,485 --> 00:25:39,795
- That's brilliant Warren,
he'll be out for months.
646
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,390
- Yeah, and what with
all the physio as well,
647
00:25:41,390 --> 00:25:42,930
good old Betty.
648
00:25:44,830 --> 00:25:48,270
Right I better get on these
pupils won't pass themselves.
649
00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:52,490
Oh before I go Sheila, there
you go, keep the change.
650
00:25:54,810 --> 00:25:55,640
- Count it.
651
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,219
(whistling)
652
00:26:06,103 --> 00:26:07,423
- Ready.
653
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:09,060
- You're not gonna let me drive are yah?
654
00:26:09,060 --> 00:26:11,800
- No mate this tosser doesn't
think you're ready yet.
655
00:26:13,810 --> 00:26:14,640
And.
656
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,250
Easy on the accelerator
and release the clutch,
657
00:26:21,596 --> 00:26:22,846
and away we go.
658
00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:27,996
(bouncy music)
659
00:26:32,641 --> 00:26:33,471
- Is that Mr Fluffy?
(cat meows)
660
00:26:33,474 --> 00:26:34,874
(car thumps)
- Oh bollocks.
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