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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,958 --> 00:00:12,068 Let's start at the beginning. 2 00:00:12,322 --> 00:00:14,917 Name, age and place of birth. 3 00:00:14,997 --> 00:00:16,870 You must think I'm stupid. 4 00:00:17,396 --> 00:00:20,513 Once again, your name, age and place of birth. 5 00:00:20,593 --> 00:00:22,668 Can't you be more absurd? 6 00:00:22,749 --> 00:00:27,750 For the third time, your name, age and place of birth. 7 00:00:27,823 --> 00:00:29,280 Judith Ralitzer. 8 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,253 Novelist. 9 00:00:33,141 --> 00:00:34,977 If I understand rightly, 10 00:00:35,643 --> 00:00:39,279 I'm in custody because I had an alcoholic ghostwriter 11 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:41,440 who couldn't even swim? 12 00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:45,402 Why not start at the beginning? 13 00:00:46,938 --> 00:00:48,490 What beginning? 14 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:50,717 When you met your two victims. 15 00:00:52,117 --> 00:00:54,511 Aren't you being a bit too hasty? 16 00:00:54,585 --> 00:00:56,315 I don't think so. 17 00:01:01,258 --> 00:01:02,810 It was in '98. 18 00:01:04,178 --> 00:01:05,729 I went to Burgundy. 19 00:01:06,993 --> 00:01:08,272 To Beaune. 20 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:13,379 I wanted to write a novel set in the wine world. 21 00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:03,923 So... 22 00:02:03,996 --> 00:02:06,045 What will your book be about? 23 00:02:10,111 --> 00:02:12,575 Looking at all these bottles, 24 00:02:13,865 --> 00:02:15,701 I imagine lots of corpses. 25 00:02:15,984 --> 00:02:19,243 And, above all, the corpse of the US President. 26 00:02:20,469 --> 00:02:21,856 If all goes well. 27 00:02:21,929 --> 00:02:23,421 The terrorists know 28 00:02:23,493 --> 00:02:26,751 that the US President loves Burgundy, 29 00:02:26,830 --> 00:02:28,701 so they'll break in here, 30 00:02:30,201 --> 00:02:32,629 poison all the bottles for the White House 31 00:02:32,703 --> 00:02:34,504 and bingo! 32 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:38,669 Let's hurry. 33 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,038 This place is paradise! 34 00:02:42,470 --> 00:02:44,234 Especially with you here. 35 00:02:48,414 --> 00:02:51,223 I could turn it into hell for you. 36 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,817 You haven't told me the ending. 37 00:02:58,631 --> 00:03:00,290 I don't know it yet. 38 00:03:00,369 --> 00:03:02,419 Like life, it won't end 39 00:03:02,489 --> 00:03:05,476 but you'll want to know what comes next. 40 00:03:06,556 --> 00:03:09,744 Will there be many corpses, apart from the US President’s? 41 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:11,692 Yours maybe. 42 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:15,727 Does this massacre have a title? 43 00:03:16,635 --> 00:03:18,187 For now... 44 00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:21,457 T R A C K S 45 00:03:21,536 --> 00:03:25,766 Good evening and welcome to our 100th program. 46 00:03:25,846 --> 00:03:28,654 Thank you for your unexpected loyalty. 47 00:03:28,731 --> 00:03:31,325 You show that literature can work on TV, 48 00:03:31,405 --> 00:03:34,357 as more and more of you tune in each time. 49 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:37,345 Tonight is our 100th program and rather a special one 50 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:42,586 with a number of writers whose books are a huge success. 51 00:03:42,668 --> 00:03:44,575 Four best-selling writers 52 00:03:44,649 --> 00:03:47,835 whom you know and love. 53 00:03:47,914 --> 00:03:50,343 God, the Other by Judith Ralitzer. 54 00:03:50,418 --> 00:03:54,305 Good evening, Judith Ralitzer. Published by GL Editions. 55 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:58,478 Arlette Gordon for Rushkin Street, published by Albin Michel. 56 00:03:58,549 --> 00:04:02,923 A genuine triumph. Bravo and thank you for joining us. 57 00:04:02,999 --> 00:04:07,372 This year's literary phenomenon, Notepad... 58 00:04:07,449 --> 00:04:09,392 A notepad that a young woman, 59 00:04:09,465 --> 00:04:14,431 Marie-Victoire Debré here, uses to write everything she feels, 60 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,865 her encounters and love stories. 61 00:04:16,938 --> 00:04:18,739 A very surprising work. 62 00:04:18,815 --> 00:04:22,075 And, finally, someone used to success 63 00:04:22,152 --> 00:04:23,431 in all its forms, 64 00:04:23,473 --> 00:04:26,530 Bernard Weber with The Star Butterfly, 65 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:31,151 published by Albin Michel. Thank you for coming. 66 00:04:31,223 --> 00:04:36,365 Starting with you, Judith Ralitzer, may I make a confession? 67 00:04:36,435 --> 00:04:39,209 I didn't like Tracks one bit. 68 00:04:40,677 --> 00:04:44,527 I really didn't understand why Tracks 69 00:04:44,604 --> 00:04:47,033 was such a hit. I admit that. 70 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:50,369 But with God, the Other, 71 00:04:50,443 --> 00:04:54,508 you astounded me. I found it brilliantly written, 72 00:04:54,579 --> 00:04:57,247 moving, truthful and precise. 73 00:04:57,326 --> 00:05:01,733 It's as if you've found yourself or met up with yourself. 74 00:05:01,809 --> 00:05:04,511 Something strangely new occurs in this book. 75 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:08,891 God, the Other is so different from Tracks... 76 00:05:08,969 --> 00:05:11,671 What inspired you? Without wishing to pry, 77 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:13,894 what lies behind this change? 78 00:05:13,974 --> 00:05:17,090 I don't know. Perhaps God whispered it to me. 79 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:21,094 For our 7th all-time greats show, 80 00:05:21,168 --> 00:05:25,124 after Jacques Brel, Léo Ferré, Trenet and Brassens, 81 00:05:25,198 --> 00:05:27,035 Barbara and Yves Montand, 82 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:29,018 we're having an electric night 83 00:05:29,092 --> 00:05:32,979 with the man known as Mr. 100,000 Volts, 84 00:05:33,054 --> 00:05:34,546 Gilbert Bécaud. 85 00:05:34,617 --> 00:05:37,735 The name may not mean much to young people 86 00:05:38,198 --> 00:05:41,314 but in Paris theaters of the 1950s, 87 00:05:41,395 --> 00:05:44,131 way before the Stones and the Beatles, 88 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:48,061 people smashed seats for the singer in the spotted tie. 89 00:05:48,138 --> 00:05:49,975 A very famous tie. 90 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,887 Just a second... 91 00:05:52,692 --> 00:05:56,852 We have a newsflash that I'm discovering as I read it... 92 00:05:56,932 --> 00:06:01,790 Just a few minutes ago - news gets no fresher than this - 93 00:06:01,867 --> 00:06:04,013 there was a prison break in Paris. 94 00:06:04,093 --> 00:06:07,043 Further details in our next bulletin. 95 00:06:07,221 --> 00:06:10,858 For now, Gilbert Bécaud with T'es venu de loin. 96 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:36,082 Highway FM, newsflash. 97 00:07:36,162 --> 00:07:40,606 Sorry to interrupt that classic by Mr. Bécaud 98 00:07:41,063 --> 00:07:42,971 but we've had confirmation 99 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:45,959 that Georges Maury is now on the run. 100 00:07:46,069 --> 00:07:50,855 Maury, the dreaded serial killer known as ''The Magician''. 101 00:07:50,934 --> 00:07:54,679 He committed six crimes last year alone. 102 00:07:54,756 --> 00:07:57,256 The police are on red alert 103 00:07:57,328 --> 00:08:00,350 to track down this pedophile rapist 104 00:08:00,422 --> 00:08:03,645 whose modus operandi, if you remember, 105 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:06,806 was to do a magic trick for each of his victims 106 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:09,209 in order to make contact. 107 00:08:09,390 --> 00:08:11,297 A very pleasant individual. 108 00:08:11,371 --> 00:08:15,471 Highway FM, traffic updates and weather reports. 109 00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:19,665 There are heavy storms between Châlon sur Sâone and Mâcon, 110 00:08:19,745 --> 00:08:21,855 so be very careful 111 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,365 if you're in that area, 112 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:27,770 as a truck has lost its load near Tournus. 113 00:08:27,845 --> 00:08:32,596 Let's get back to Gilbert Bécaud with an old favorite, 114 00:08:32,676 --> 00:08:34,547 Les cerisiers sont blancs. 115 00:08:36,743 --> 00:08:38,791 Cherry trees in flower 116 00:08:38,862 --> 00:08:40,841 Birds sing in the bower 117 00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:42,892 After a springtime shower 118 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:54,460 It's crazy how the weather influences my moods. 119 00:08:57,633 --> 00:09:01,342 When I was 20 or so, I fell in love with a Breton girl 120 00:09:01,422 --> 00:09:03,566 and went to join her in Brest. 121 00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:08,645 It rained all the way. When I got there, I'd gone off her. 122 00:09:09,485 --> 00:09:11,038 Screw you. 123 00:09:11,779 --> 00:09:14,207 If you're not happy, change women. 124 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,709 Watch it, I'll dump you. 125 00:09:16,782 --> 00:09:18,336 I bet you would. 126 00:09:22,483 --> 00:09:24,698 Why are we going to my folks'? 127 00:09:24,846 --> 00:09:27,026 They're so glad I met Mr. Right. 128 00:09:27,105 --> 00:09:29,605 Mr. Right! The second one. 129 00:09:32,735 --> 00:09:34,501 But I'm marrying you. 130 00:09:37,706 --> 00:09:39,092 And your kid's dad? 131 00:09:39,165 --> 00:09:42,496 No, I never wanted to marry him. 132 00:09:43,441 --> 00:09:45,940 You're a real airhead. So naïve. 133 00:09:47,126 --> 00:09:48,997 Why do you say that? 134 00:09:49,731 --> 00:09:52,789 Marrying to please your folks... 135 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:56,604 No, I'm getting married because we're in love. 136 00:09:56,752 --> 00:09:59,845 If my folks are happy, fine. 137 00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:01,303 Stop smoking! 138 00:10:01,827 --> 00:10:05,050 Your anti-smoker terrorism pisses me off! 139 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:07,203 Anti-smoker terrorism! 140 00:10:07,284 --> 00:10:09,783 Get yourself a non-smoker if you're not happy! 141 00:10:09,856 --> 00:10:13,078 A non-smoking, teetotal princess. 142 00:10:14,270 --> 00:10:17,361 - Do I need this now? - Shit, I smoke, okay! 143 00:10:17,432 --> 00:10:19,932 I've put up with it for 200 miles! 144 00:10:20,907 --> 00:10:22,044 Stop pissing me off! 145 00:10:37,209 --> 00:10:38,761 Thanks, Mom. 146 00:10:44,265 --> 00:10:45,473 What's your name? 147 00:10:45,552 --> 00:10:47,530 Sorry... Good evening. 148 00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:52,081 - What's your name? - Rebecca. 149 00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:54,090 May I give her something? 150 00:10:54,171 --> 00:10:55,522 Yes, go on. 151 00:10:58,619 --> 00:11:00,172 How did you do that? 152 00:11:00,601 --> 00:11:02,152 It's magic. 153 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:04,446 Are they for me? 154 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,086 Really? 155 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:09,205 Thank you very much. 156 00:11:09,948 --> 00:11:12,058 - Very kind of you. - They're pretty. 157 00:11:12,521 --> 00:11:14,073 You're a magician. 158 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,655 Children are the true magic. 159 00:11:16,934 --> 00:11:19,708 Very prettily said. Drive safely. 160 00:11:19,994 --> 00:11:22,246 Goodbye. Pretty, aren't they? 161 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:28,432 It's 3 AM and you're tuned to Highway FM. 162 00:11:28,683 --> 00:11:32,014 If you're near Mâcon, watch out for storms. 163 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:37,090 Let's continue our Bécaud night with Gilbert the crooner... 164 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,692 Why have doubts now? 165 00:11:38,763 --> 00:11:42,508 Because we're going to your folks' . I feel trapped. 166 00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:47,517 You bleed guys dry, then you dump them. 167 00:11:47,592 --> 00:11:50,187 What? I play with guys? 168 00:11:50,268 --> 00:11:52,138 - Yes, you do. - I play with them? 169 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:53,527 You piss me off! 170 00:11:53,604 --> 00:11:56,234 - Go to hell! - Just a second! 171 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,602 Shut up! I'm on the phone! 172 00:11:58,679 --> 00:11:59,815 Fuck you! 173 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,744 Yes, Mom. 174 00:12:02,815 --> 00:12:04,343 Everything's fine. 175 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,164 We're on our way. 176 00:12:16,509 --> 00:12:20,633 Paul! 177 00:12:21,618 --> 00:12:26,548 Paul! 178 00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:48,689 Paul, it's Huguette. 179 00:12:49,283 --> 00:12:51,498 I guess you'll hear this. 180 00:12:51,579 --> 00:12:54,456 Is this a joke? It's not funny, you know. 181 00:12:57,347 --> 00:12:58,935 Paul, I'm sorry. 182 00:13:01,101 --> 00:13:02,653 I'm sorry... 183 00:13:03,603 --> 00:13:07,241 for being a pain, an airhead, for being like your mom. 184 00:13:07,322 --> 00:13:09,194 But I promise I'll change. 185 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:13,672 I'll never smoke another cigarette if you come back for me. 186 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,419 I'll never smoke again. 187 00:13:17,991 --> 00:13:20,694 Don't do this to me, not today, please. 188 00:13:21,398 --> 00:13:23,198 Let's just go to my folks' 189 00:13:23,274 --> 00:13:27,920 and pretend we're going to get married... 190 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,526 For their sake. 191 00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:34,564 Paul, I'll be waiting at the gas station. 192 00:13:35,161 --> 00:13:36,926 I won't move from here. 193 00:13:37,421 --> 00:13:38,974 I love you. 194 00:13:39,055 --> 00:13:41,414 I'm sorry if I upset you. 195 00:13:43,644 --> 00:13:45,515 Take care. Call me. 196 00:13:51,255 --> 00:13:52,807 Can I help you? 197 00:13:59,251 --> 00:14:01,845 I saw everything. Do you need a ride? 198 00:14:04,776 --> 00:14:06,682 You want to help me? 199 00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:08,661 That's all I want. 200 00:14:08,738 --> 00:14:10,231 Then get off my back. 201 00:14:16,142 --> 00:14:18,463 If I were you, I wouldn't wait. 202 00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:21,797 Don't you understand French? 203 00:14:21,874 --> 00:14:23,854 Do you believe in the cards? 204 00:14:23,925 --> 00:14:25,975 I don't believe in anything now. 205 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:31,047 If you pick the ace of hearts, you can make a wish. 206 00:14:48,151 --> 00:14:49,678 I can make a wish? 207 00:14:49,749 --> 00:14:51,408 0f course. 208 00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:56,586 But he won't be back. 209 00:14:57,048 --> 00:14:58,670 Why do you say that? 210 00:15:01,428 --> 00:15:02,921 My deck's all aces. 211 00:15:07,926 --> 00:15:09,977 Can I give you a ride? 212 00:15:10,882 --> 00:15:12,931 Leave me now, please. 213 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:53,977 I've checked the hospitals, I've called the police. 214 00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:57,487 It's three days since he taught his classes. 215 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:05,478 You don't leave students, two kids and a wife just like that. 216 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,549 Really, I fear the worst. 217 00:16:15,528 --> 00:16:16,772 Leave your cell on. 218 00:16:17,822 --> 00:16:20,002 Where are you, little brother? 219 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:22,967 After that stormy night with Gilbert Bécaud, 220 00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:26,190 After that stormy night with Gilbert Bécaud, 221 00:16:26,269 --> 00:16:28,556 better weather has returned. 222 00:16:28,911 --> 00:16:34,017 The main roads are still wet but traffic's flowing. 223 00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:37,346 The news is coming up next. I'll say goodbye now. 224 00:16:37,426 --> 00:16:40,376 I'll be back tonight with the first crooner. 225 00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:43,187 You know who; Frank Sinatra. See you later! 226 00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:51,282 You're still here? 227 00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:55,773 I knew he wouldn't be back. 228 00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,345 Who are you? 229 00:17:18,057 --> 00:17:21,943 You realize that asshole took my purse, my car... 230 00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:27,231 They all dump me anyway. 231 00:17:27,894 --> 00:17:32,052 I have every failing, see. I'm a pain in the ass, 232 00:17:32,653 --> 00:17:36,090 I'm jealous, I'm a bad mother 233 00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:38,486 and a real airhead. 234 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:40,531 An airhead? 235 00:17:42,142 --> 00:17:43,765 How do you mean? 236 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:50,164 I'm an airhead. I listen to Brel and burst into tears, 237 00:17:51,142 --> 00:17:53,845 I read Gala and think I'm a princess, 238 00:17:54,063 --> 00:17:57,050 I check my horoscope daily and follow it! 239 00:17:57,538 --> 00:18:02,018 I let it influence my life. I know it's bullshit but even so... 240 00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:06,084 And if I see a celebrity, I faint. 241 00:18:09,738 --> 00:18:12,308 I should be Juliet, not Huguette. 242 00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:14,740 Huguette? Your name's Huguette? 243 00:18:15,439 --> 00:18:18,105 It rhymes with coquette. 244 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:23,114 And other tacky stuff: baguette, croquette... 245 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,892 - Etiquette... - I'm not polite? 246 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:28,565 No, I didn't mean that. 247 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,388 I was looking for a rhyme. 248 00:18:32,017 --> 00:18:33,641 I should have said cigarette. 249 00:18:33,722 --> 00:18:35,665 Smoking gets your goat? 250 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,095 I gave up six months ago. 251 00:18:39,457 --> 00:18:41,709 You're chewing like a cow. 252 00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:43,338 Because I stopped smoking. 253 00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:47,685 I'll get cancer, you'll get wind. 254 00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:49,906 Life's a bitch. 255 00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:53,559 What do you do? 256 00:18:55,132 --> 00:18:56,789 I'm a hairdresser. 257 00:18:58,085 --> 00:19:00,100 0nly natural for an airhead. 258 00:19:01,005 --> 00:19:02,558 Where do you work? 259 00:19:03,161 --> 00:19:05,589 An important salon in Paris. 260 00:19:07,573 --> 00:19:10,631 I shampooed Lady Di the day before she died. 261 00:19:11,466 --> 00:19:14,132 Just think. 24 hours before she died, 262 00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:16,012 I had her life in my hands! 263 00:19:16,645 --> 00:19:19,038 At least she died with clean hair. 264 00:19:24,118 --> 00:19:26,583 Luckily, I kept a lock of her hair. 265 00:19:27,628 --> 00:19:30,199 I keep hair from famous people. 266 00:19:30,582 --> 00:19:33,047 You wouldn't believe my collection. 267 00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:37,454 I know people who collect serial crimes so... 268 00:19:38,715 --> 00:19:43,539 He came in my mouth, took my car, took my purse... 269 00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:48,584 We only have half an hour left. 270 00:19:48,657 --> 00:19:49,687 Why? 271 00:19:49,768 --> 00:19:53,762 You said you were going to the Alps but I'm heading south. 272 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:57,194 We'll have to part around Mâcon. 273 00:19:57,276 --> 00:19:58,803 I don't get it. 274 00:19:59,881 --> 00:20:02,833 You waited to give me a 30-mile ride? 275 00:20:03,254 --> 00:20:07,734 The highway heads south so I thought you were too. 276 00:20:08,745 --> 00:20:09,954 Never mind. 277 00:20:11,317 --> 00:20:13,746 Shit, I want to puke again. 278 00:20:14,897 --> 00:20:16,212 Are you pregnant? 279 00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:19,374 Just a pain in the butt like I said. 280 00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,737 Whenever I get in a car, I feel sick. 281 00:20:26,922 --> 00:20:28,475 Yes, Mom. 282 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:31,117 I'm on my way. 283 00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:33,306 We're on our way, yes. 284 00:20:34,396 --> 00:20:37,489 No, not for breakfast. More like lunchtime. 285 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,954 I'm sorry but we dozed off. 286 00:20:41,971 --> 00:20:44,021 No, we're on our way. 287 00:20:44,091 --> 00:20:46,142 We stopped and dozed off. 288 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:51,104 I'm sorry, Mom. 289 00:20:51,599 --> 00:20:53,886 Lots of love. See you later. 290 00:20:56,534 --> 00:20:58,087 This is shit! 291 00:20:58,517 --> 00:21:02,060 It's total fucking shit! 292 00:21:07,797 --> 00:21:09,598 The asshole! 293 00:21:09,673 --> 00:21:11,959 What an asshole. I hate him! 294 00:21:12,941 --> 00:21:14,848 0nly natural, I'm a shit. 295 00:21:16,451 --> 00:21:18,560 I'm a big shit and I'll turn up alone 296 00:21:18,642 --> 00:21:20,134 like a shit. 297 00:21:20,589 --> 00:21:24,618 When they ask, I'll say I got dumped in a rest area. 298 00:21:24,690 --> 00:21:26,870 I'm too much, that's why. 299 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,753 I'm too much. 300 00:21:30,529 --> 00:21:34,758 I'm too emotional, too... passionate. 301 00:21:34,908 --> 00:21:39,351 Too everything. It's suffocating. It wears guys out. 302 00:21:39,425 --> 00:21:41,012 It scares them. 303 00:22:02,295 --> 00:22:04,654 Thanks. You were right to insist. 304 00:22:08,725 --> 00:22:11,118 When you feel sick, a walk helps. 305 00:22:13,104 --> 00:22:16,091 Do you want to take a walk in the woods? 306 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,232 No, a cigarette and I'll be fine. 307 00:22:30,378 --> 00:22:34,478 I don't understand, do you cut hair or do shampoos? 308 00:22:35,278 --> 00:22:36,829 I cut hair. 309 00:22:37,502 --> 00:22:40,002 But I do shampoos too. And manicures. 310 00:22:40,596 --> 00:22:43,617 Do you know who I manicured just last week? 311 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,283 Judith Ralitzer. 312 00:22:47,582 --> 00:22:49,655 You know her? The writer. 313 00:22:50,362 --> 00:22:52,544 She turned up at the salon 314 00:22:53,561 --> 00:22:55,846 and chose me to do her manicure. 315 00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:59,634 I was shaking like a leaf but I didn't faint. 316 00:23:01,903 --> 00:23:03,454 I was... 317 00:23:04,302 --> 00:23:06,588 flustered. I had her hands in mine, 318 00:23:06,665 --> 00:23:09,614 hands that have written incredible novels. 319 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,123 I was getting varnish everywhere, 320 00:23:13,823 --> 00:23:15,695 so she asked what was wrong. 321 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:19,621 I got out Tracks, her latest, a huge book. 322 00:23:19,697 --> 00:23:22,092 I love it. She signed it for me. 323 00:23:24,633 --> 00:23:26,221 What's so funny? 324 00:23:27,345 --> 00:23:28,897 Actually, 325 00:23:29,187 --> 00:23:30,952 I know Judith Ralitzer well. 326 00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,581 - You don't? - I do. 327 00:23:32,664 --> 00:23:33,693 - Really? 328 00:23:33,774 --> 00:23:36,891 - I've written her novels for 7 years. 329 00:23:36,971 --> 00:23:40,159 That's bullshit! 330 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,455 She doesn't use a ghost! 331 00:23:43,193 --> 00:23:44,260 Dumas did. 332 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:48,156 You mean Judith Ralitzer doesn't write her own books? 333 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,623 How could she? 334 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:55,000 Between manicures, endless lunches, 335 00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:58,794 talk shows, winter in Courchevel, summer in Cannes... 336 00:23:58,868 --> 00:24:02,056 Maybe she needs a hand at 500 pages a novel, 337 00:24:02,135 --> 00:24:04,245 a novel a year. But the ideas... 338 00:24:04,325 --> 00:24:05,676 They're hers. 339 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,409 She has no ideas. 340 00:24:08,462 --> 00:24:12,764 I can't believe a guy writes such feminine novels. 341 00:24:12,841 --> 00:24:14,536 I even write her postcards. 342 00:24:14,612 --> 00:24:17,279 You wrote, ''Men are bearded women''? 343 00:24:17,358 --> 00:24:19,681 Yes, but it's not my best line. 344 00:24:21,183 --> 00:24:23,506 And the stranger on the train, 345 00:24:23,788 --> 00:24:28,234 the transvestite who blows his cover by using the men's room? 346 00:24:29,211 --> 00:24:31,877 - My idea too. - This is crazy! 347 00:24:36,927 --> 00:24:39,214 You've knocked me out. 348 00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:41,578 You see this car? 349 00:24:43,391 --> 00:24:44,494 It's hers. 350 00:24:44,573 --> 00:24:47,487 - No! - It is. 351 00:24:47,562 --> 00:24:49,848 I've been traveling in her car? 352 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:51,592 My ass is priceless! 353 00:24:52,531 --> 00:24:55,197 I don't believe it... 354 00:24:56,111 --> 00:24:58,884 If I'd flown down in her jet, 355 00:24:58,962 --> 00:25:01,877 I wouldn't have met her new character. 356 00:25:01,952 --> 00:25:04,203 - Who is it? - You. 357 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,558 Me? 358 00:25:07,025 --> 00:25:10,627 Who else? Why do you think I approached you? 359 00:25:11,057 --> 00:25:13,380 All novelists are predators. 360 00:25:14,498 --> 00:25:17,378 A woman weeping in a gas station at 3 AM... 361 00:25:17,453 --> 00:25:19,040 An ideal opportunity. 362 00:25:19,469 --> 00:25:21,543 That doesn't make me a character. 363 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,479 ''Chapter 2. 364 00:25:26,246 --> 00:25:27,667 ''Huguette smoked too much. 365 00:25:28,505 --> 00:25:30,271 ''That's what killed her. 366 00:25:30,972 --> 00:25:32,465 ''Not smoking... 367 00:25:32,536 --> 00:25:36,041 ''Not smoking but the killer she unwisely followed 368 00:25:36,324 --> 00:25:38,504 ''in a Burgundy gas station, 369 00:25:38,931 --> 00:25:40,661 ''after being dumped 370 00:25:40,946 --> 00:25:43,826 ''like a piece of trash by her fiancé 371 00:25:44,457 --> 00:25:48,973 ''who hated Lady Di and smokers.'' Not a bad start, huh? 372 00:25:49,393 --> 00:25:52,830 - The ''piece of trash'' isn't nice. - You're right. 373 00:25:52,903 --> 00:25:54,432 ''Right away, 374 00:25:55,441 --> 00:25:58,499 ''I saw Huguette was just an ordinary victim. 375 00:25:58,744 --> 00:26:00,890 ''A moth... 376 00:26:01,386 --> 00:26:04,752 ''blindly drawn to the light that would burn her. 377 00:26:05,174 --> 00:26:08,398 ''Just a little moth.'' 378 00:26:10,771 --> 00:26:12,845 A little moth... 379 00:26:13,725 --> 00:26:15,277 I'm a moth! 380 00:26:15,914 --> 00:26:18,688 And I'm in Judith Ralitzer's car! 381 00:26:19,182 --> 00:26:20,735 I feel better! 382 00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:24,879 You've blown me away. 383 00:26:29,990 --> 00:26:31,518 What's the ghost's name? 384 00:26:36,558 --> 00:26:38,289 His name's Claude Ravier. 385 00:26:38,366 --> 00:26:40,688 He teaches in the Paris suburbs. 386 00:26:40,971 --> 00:26:42,559 Well, he taught. 387 00:26:43,163 --> 00:26:45,237 I walked out three days ago. 388 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:49,617 0n my dumb students, my wife, my kids, the lot. 389 00:26:52,025 --> 00:26:53,577 Listen... 390 00:26:54,355 --> 00:26:55,907 I'm really sorry. 391 00:26:56,022 --> 00:26:58,309 I'm not Judith Ralitzer's ghost. 392 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:02,933 But I do know her vaguely. 393 00:27:03,981 --> 00:27:07,524 She came to give a talk in my high school. 394 00:27:08,917 --> 00:27:10,859 That's how I know her. 395 00:27:11,836 --> 00:27:13,423 But I'm not her ghost. 396 00:27:17,397 --> 00:27:19,720 I had a little fun with you. Sorry. 397 00:27:28,692 --> 00:27:32,272 Since you seem to love pretending to be other people, 398 00:27:32,342 --> 00:27:34,736 I'm going to make you an offer. 399 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:40,017 Could you pretend to be my fiancé for 24 hours? 400 00:27:46,906 --> 00:27:49,157 A promotion is always welcome. 401 00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:52,637 I'll call you back. 402 00:27:58,619 --> 00:28:02,292 Know how many people disappear on purpose each year? 403 00:28:02,372 --> 00:28:05,074 2,000. You told me yesterday. 404 00:28:07,656 --> 00:28:11,472 It's a fantasy that millions of people share. 405 00:28:12,488 --> 00:28:13,980 Well I certainly don't! 406 00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:17,630 If I hadn't been promoted to Paris Police HQ, 407 00:28:17,701 --> 00:28:19,750 I'd have walked out long ago. 408 00:28:20,238 --> 00:28:21,825 So... 409 00:28:24,547 --> 00:28:28,540 when a teacher in the projects lasts a week of the new year, 410 00:28:28,613 --> 00:28:30,035 it's not... 411 00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:31,388 What? 412 00:28:34,904 --> 00:28:37,677 It's not surprising. It's understandable. 413 00:28:42,482 --> 00:28:44,460 0ur 10th anniversary's coming up. 414 00:28:47,452 --> 00:28:48,909 Well, maybe... 415 00:28:50,544 --> 00:28:51,752 Maybe he got scared. 416 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:54,217 What? 417 00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:57,496 What do you know? 418 00:28:59,095 --> 00:29:00,339 I was married 10 years. 419 00:29:02,432 --> 00:29:04,304 Think it's the same for everyone? 420 00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:08,059 Are your parents alive? 421 00:29:09,801 --> 00:29:11,567 No, just my brother. 422 00:29:12,687 --> 00:29:14,000 What does he say? 423 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:18,798 That life is good for us. 424 00:29:19,775 --> 00:29:23,591 Mom's first question will be, ''Do you believe in God?'' 425 00:29:24,016 --> 00:29:26,030 - What do I say? - Yes. 426 00:29:27,005 --> 00:29:28,592 Do you believe in God? 427 00:29:28,674 --> 00:29:30,959 When I can park in Paris, yes. 428 00:29:32,809 --> 00:29:35,795 - What does the fiancé do? - He's a doctor. 429 00:29:35,867 --> 00:29:37,526 I don't know much about it. 430 00:29:37,605 --> 00:29:41,242 He's a general physician, so stick to generalities. 431 00:29:43,130 --> 00:29:46,875 By the way, my dad had a stroke last year. 432 00:29:46,955 --> 00:29:48,826 Some days, he doesn't talk. 433 00:29:48,901 --> 00:29:52,052 Don't be surprised if he doesn't speak to you. 434 00:29:52,377 --> 00:29:54,521 How did you meet your doctor? 435 00:29:54,879 --> 00:29:57,617 I wanted to quit smoking. 436 00:29:58,912 --> 00:30:00,085 Great doctor! 437 00:30:00,162 --> 00:30:01,714 Great asshole... 438 00:30:03,151 --> 00:30:04,644 What's the place called? 439 00:30:04,716 --> 00:30:08,010 Praz-sur-Arly. We're nearly there. 440 00:30:09,269 --> 00:30:11,141 What about other questions? 441 00:30:11,215 --> 00:30:14,128 We'll improvise. You have a talent for it. 442 00:30:16,809 --> 00:30:18,824 Cops ahead... 443 00:30:19,868 --> 00:30:22,571 Don't worry, I know all the local boys. 444 00:30:25,881 --> 00:30:28,061 Maybe we should use first names. 445 00:30:37,178 --> 00:30:38,636 Stop the engine, please. 446 00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:40,022 Sorry. 447 00:30:41,211 --> 00:30:43,047 License and registration. 448 00:30:43,122 --> 00:30:44,674 0f course. 449 00:30:49,065 --> 00:30:50,618 Hi, Maurice. 450 00:30:50,699 --> 00:30:55,037 Huguette! I'd never have recognized you. 451 00:30:55,114 --> 00:30:57,472 - I've changed that much? - No... 452 00:30:57,547 --> 00:30:59,453 It's the way you're dressed. 453 00:30:59,527 --> 00:31:01,329 - 0kay? - Great. And you? 454 00:31:01,891 --> 00:31:02,994 Were we speeding? 455 00:31:03,073 --> 00:31:05,774 - No, we're on red alert. - Why? 456 00:31:05,853 --> 00:31:08,176 We're checking all cars with Paris plates. 457 00:31:08,459 --> 00:31:11,125 There's a serial killer on the loose. 458 00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:13,798 It's your lucky day. This is him. 459 00:31:14,193 --> 00:31:17,286 The serial killer's my fiancé. Say hello. 460 00:31:18,782 --> 00:31:20,309 Nice car. 461 00:31:22,569 --> 00:31:24,299 Come down to visit? 462 00:31:24,377 --> 00:31:27,150 To introduce this animal to my folks. 463 00:31:27,227 --> 00:31:28,257 Cute, isn't he? 464 00:31:28,339 --> 00:31:30,033 You're so cute. 465 00:31:30,112 --> 00:31:31,664 What does he do? 466 00:31:31,746 --> 00:31:33,096 What does he do? 467 00:31:33,170 --> 00:31:34,865 - I'm a doctor. - Good! 468 00:31:34,943 --> 00:31:36,187 A doctor... 469 00:31:37,238 --> 00:31:38,446 Specialized? 470 00:31:39,078 --> 00:31:40,607 No, a physician. 471 00:31:40,678 --> 00:31:43,036 Specialized in all specialties. 472 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,842 Heard about Denise? 473 00:31:44,919 --> 00:31:46,056 I heard she died. 474 00:31:46,135 --> 00:31:47,592 - So? - What? 475 00:31:47,664 --> 00:31:49,644 You could take over her salon. 476 00:31:49,993 --> 00:31:51,650 Fancy moving here? 477 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,058 Would you want to? 478 00:31:54,130 --> 00:31:55,681 It's a beautiful spot. 479 00:31:57,710 --> 00:32:00,623 Pure mountain air. Try to convince her. 480 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:03,642 Right, Huguette? 481 00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:05,866 No way. 482 00:32:05,946 --> 00:32:09,798 It was hard enough getting away. I won't be coming back. 483 00:32:10,081 --> 00:32:13,755 - Gone off the mountains? - No, I still love them. 484 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,645 But Paris is Paris. 485 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,291 I can't deny that. 486 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,313 You're meeting her mom? 487 00:32:24,297 --> 00:32:26,371 You won't be disappointed. 488 00:32:27,565 --> 00:32:29,436 Do you know her daughter? 489 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:30,858 No, not yet. 490 00:32:30,901 --> 00:32:34,444 A real beauty. She'll break a heart or two. 491 00:32:37,019 --> 00:32:40,350 0kay, I'll let you lovebirds get on with it. 492 00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:42,677 We're expected. 493 00:32:45,325 --> 00:32:46,878 Here they are! 494 00:32:47,863 --> 00:32:49,415 Dad! 495 00:32:50,364 --> 00:32:51,916 They're here! 496 00:32:58,393 --> 00:32:59,945 Hi, bro. 497 00:33:00,410 --> 00:33:01,961 How are you? 498 00:33:02,391 --> 00:33:05,862 - Good. And you? - Meet my fiancé. Come on, honey. 499 00:33:06,631 --> 00:33:08,183 Hello, Mom. 500 00:33:10,176 --> 00:33:12,948 Hello, Mom. My fiancé. 501 00:33:13,652 --> 00:33:15,275 Isaac Silberman. Delighted. 502 00:33:15,355 --> 00:33:17,156 Isn't your name Paul? 503 00:33:17,648 --> 00:33:20,184 Actually, it's Isaac Paul Silberman. 504 00:33:20,256 --> 00:33:22,199 That's right. 505 00:33:22,272 --> 00:33:24,629 We call him Paul. It's short and simple. 506 00:33:24,704 --> 00:33:26,292 Look, this is my dad. 507 00:33:27,033 --> 00:33:28,585 Hello, Dad. 508 00:33:32,282 --> 00:33:33,835 This is his horse. 509 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:36,963 And this is my daughter. 510 00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,219 My darling daughter! 511 00:33:39,789 --> 00:33:41,697 Meet my fiancé. 512 00:33:45,664 --> 00:33:47,429 Got a kiss for your mom? 513 00:33:51,606 --> 00:33:54,699 I hope she told you we're very humble farmers. 514 00:33:54,770 --> 00:33:56,428 - What? - I'll explain. 515 00:33:56,507 --> 00:33:58,309 This is my daughter's room. 516 00:33:58,385 --> 00:33:59,912 The way you're dressed... 517 00:33:59,983 --> 00:34:01,890 What? It's my fall gear. 518 00:34:03,284 --> 00:34:05,120 This is the dining room. 519 00:34:06,691 --> 00:34:08,385 My parents' bedroom... 520 00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:11,686 You missed breakfast, so we'll have lunch. 521 00:34:11,764 --> 00:34:14,193 It smells good. What have you made? 522 00:34:14,581 --> 00:34:16,132 Cabbage stew. 523 00:34:16,667 --> 00:34:19,961 I'll show you my brother's room. It's beautiful. 524 00:34:21,045 --> 00:34:22,669 This is the cowshed. It's big. 525 00:34:22,748 --> 00:34:23,778 Want to change? 526 00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:26,005 Yes. Come and see my attic. 527 00:34:27,404 --> 00:34:29,455 So you really are a doctor? 528 00:34:30,915 --> 00:34:33,793 What kind of question is that? Come on. 529 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,414 She never wanted an ordinary room. 530 00:34:38,492 --> 00:34:43,173 Careful, I spent my childhood tripping on these crap stairs. 531 00:34:48,468 --> 00:34:51,275 Here you go, honey. This is my room. 532 00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:54,226 Thank you. 533 00:34:55,732 --> 00:34:57,046 Are you okay? 534 00:34:57,123 --> 00:34:58,710 Why the Jewish name? 535 00:34:58,790 --> 00:35:00,247 No idea. I improvised. 536 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,574 What do you think of my daughter? 537 00:35:02,613 --> 00:35:03,715 I love her already. 538 00:35:03,795 --> 00:35:06,365 See how she hates me? It's horrible. 539 00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:08,719 I'll get changed. 540 00:35:19,087 --> 00:35:22,974 The fox is among the geese. There'll be dead fowl by morning. 541 00:35:23,050 --> 00:35:24,400 What? 542 00:35:24,683 --> 00:35:28,678 Nothing. Just taking notes, for my book. 543 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:31,491 I'll get changed. 544 00:35:32,365 --> 00:35:35,245 Make an effort. You don't see her often. 545 00:35:35,321 --> 00:35:36,873 Precisely. 546 00:35:40,777 --> 00:35:42,329 Can I come in? 547 00:35:44,322 --> 00:35:45,874 Something smells good. 548 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,898 Is that the sports paper? 549 00:35:53,602 --> 00:35:55,154 Can I take a look? 550 00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:01,930 The usual drivel. 551 00:36:09,346 --> 00:36:13,161 - You don't like sport? - Sport... I hate sport! 552 00:36:18,557 --> 00:36:20,607 I don't like sport at all. 553 00:36:20,677 --> 00:36:22,963 Not at all. I loathe sport. 554 00:36:24,499 --> 00:36:26,406 I hate sport! 555 00:36:51,575 --> 00:36:53,128 All right. 556 00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:55,916 Huguette won't be long. 557 00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:58,312 You look well, Dad. 558 00:36:58,736 --> 00:37:00,323 He said two words yesterday. 559 00:37:01,271 --> 00:37:04,530 You're nothing like the way she described you. 560 00:37:05,546 --> 00:37:07,870 You never listen on the phone. 561 00:37:07,945 --> 00:37:10,541 We imagined you being... 562 00:37:11,734 --> 00:37:13,749 taller, younger... 563 00:37:13,994 --> 00:37:15,486 It's the beard. 564 00:37:15,557 --> 00:37:17,251 Usually, he's clean-shaven. 565 00:37:18,894 --> 00:37:21,488 Grey stubble. It makes me look older. 566 00:37:22,404 --> 00:37:24,134 Do you believe in God? 567 00:37:26,470 --> 00:37:28,485 Yes. Like most Jews. 568 00:37:31,372 --> 00:37:33,031 Can you eat pig meat? 569 00:37:33,109 --> 00:37:37,173 0f course. I'm only Jewish on my father's side. 570 00:37:37,245 --> 00:37:38,313 Meaning? 571 00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:46,269 You're only really Jewish if your mother is. 572 00:37:49,131 --> 00:37:50,447 So he eats pig meat. 573 00:37:50,523 --> 00:37:52,358 So I eat pig meat. 574 00:37:56,222 --> 00:37:58,959 Since we have a doctor here... 575 00:37:59,489 --> 00:38:01,184 My knee hurts. 576 00:38:05,885 --> 00:38:07,958 The knee is usually the mind. 577 00:38:08,874 --> 00:38:10,604 How's it linked to the mind? 578 00:38:10,682 --> 00:38:12,517 What I mean is... 579 00:38:13,878 --> 00:38:15,645 the mind controls the body. 580 00:38:15,721 --> 00:38:16,751 Both knees? 581 00:38:17,181 --> 00:38:19,811 No, the left one mainly. 582 00:38:19,893 --> 00:38:21,516 It may not be the mind. 583 00:38:21,597 --> 00:38:23,219 We'll look after lunch. 584 00:38:24,898 --> 00:38:26,664 I'll take a look at it. 585 00:38:29,102 --> 00:38:31,010 I thought Jews didn't drink. 586 00:38:32,405 --> 00:38:33,957 Don't you believe it! 587 00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:35,942 They put the gas in soda. 588 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:38,898 To the guy who's landed you at last. 589 00:38:38,973 --> 00:38:42,611 I'm so ugly, you can't believe a guy would marry me? 590 00:38:43,248 --> 00:38:45,678 Where will you go for your honeymoon? 591 00:38:46,516 --> 00:38:48,174 Lady Di's grave. 592 00:38:51,485 --> 00:38:53,037 Jewish humor. 593 00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:54,984 I love it. 594 00:38:55,622 --> 00:38:57,316 It makes me laugh. 595 00:38:59,132 --> 00:39:02,769 - You slept on your first date? - What the hell is this? 596 00:39:02,851 --> 00:39:05,445 What a question? Who raised you? 597 00:39:05,527 --> 00:39:10,148 We're killing the hog later. That's a sight to see. 598 00:39:11,991 --> 00:39:15,570 I have trouble with bullfighting, even on TV. 599 00:39:15,641 --> 00:39:17,690 He hates the sight of blood. 600 00:39:19,707 --> 00:39:20,986 You're a doctor! 601 00:39:23,148 --> 00:39:25,718 A physician, not a butcher. 602 00:39:32,393 --> 00:39:36,103 If you'd rather go trout fishing, I'm an expert. 603 00:39:36,738 --> 00:39:37,874 I'd prefer that. 604 00:39:37,955 --> 00:39:40,312 That way, I'll have a quick nap. 605 00:39:40,561 --> 00:39:42,742 Don't be late for the engagement dinner. 606 00:39:42,821 --> 00:39:46,457 For our engagement. 607 00:39:47,164 --> 00:39:48,716 0f course, honey. 608 00:39:50,815 --> 00:39:52,888 Will you stop sulking at us? 609 00:39:53,108 --> 00:39:56,023 - I'm only sulking at you. - Why? 610 00:39:56,306 --> 00:39:59,530 - You're never here. - I am now, so be happy! 611 00:39:59,956 --> 00:40:02,066 You and your trout saved my life. 612 00:40:02,737 --> 00:40:05,544 That massacre would have finished me off. 613 00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:08,147 Do you often do magic tricks? 614 00:40:08,644 --> 00:40:11,346 It was my first trade. 615 00:40:11,633 --> 00:40:13,221 It was? 616 00:40:14,657 --> 00:40:15,972 So where are the trout? 617 00:40:16,048 --> 00:40:18,642 Behind the gully across the mountain. 618 00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:21,672 - Across it? - Yes, through the forest. 619 00:40:23,938 --> 00:40:25,633 Cherry trees in flower 620 00:40:25,711 --> 00:40:29,420 Birds sing in the bower After a springtime shower... 621 00:40:29,499 --> 00:40:32,414 - You know that song? - I heard it last night. 622 00:40:34,504 --> 00:40:36,056 You're serious? 623 00:40:36,486 --> 00:40:38,358 - Me too! - You did? 624 00:40:39,024 --> 00:40:40,646 The Gilbert Bécaud night. 625 00:41:05,089 --> 00:41:09,391 I've seen bears do this. But not teddy bears! 626 00:41:10,059 --> 00:41:11,826 I'm the teddy bear? 627 00:41:12,701 --> 00:41:14,573 You could say that. 628 00:41:19,826 --> 00:41:21,319 It's still moving. 629 00:41:23,267 --> 00:41:25,518 Do many people know this spot? 630 00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:28,480 Not really. No one comes here. 631 00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:34,831 That's magic too. 632 00:41:35,398 --> 00:41:37,579 You're not much like a doctor. 633 00:41:39,116 --> 00:41:40,573 Fall ill and you'll see. 634 00:41:44,677 --> 00:41:48,705 This is weird, they've been gone four hours already. 635 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:51,901 They seem to get on well anyhow. 636 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,025 Not too well, I hope. 637 00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:56,971 I'll never get used to killing the hog. 638 00:41:59,518 --> 00:42:01,354 How many of us are there? 639 00:42:01,742 --> 00:42:04,930 Just us and the neighbors, 12 or 13 in all. 640 00:42:05,357 --> 00:42:08,473 Isn't it a bit soon for an engagement dinner? 641 00:42:08,554 --> 00:42:10,629 You're not sure this time? 642 00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:13,212 How long have you known him? 643 00:42:13,455 --> 00:42:17,200 Since I first consulted him, about a month. 644 00:42:20,441 --> 00:42:24,221 Alain, can you go to the river to see if they're lost? 645 00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:27,137 Sabrina knows the area inside out. 646 00:42:28,783 --> 00:42:30,856 Why not call his cell phone? 647 00:42:30,937 --> 00:42:33,367 Because I don't know his number. 648 00:42:33,441 --> 00:42:35,098 You don't know it? 649 00:42:35,839 --> 00:42:37,011 No, I don't. 650 00:42:37,089 --> 00:42:38,676 I don't like this. 651 00:42:39,522 --> 00:42:41,502 I don't like this at all. 652 00:42:42,199 --> 00:42:44,213 Remember when you went trout fishing? 653 00:42:44,284 --> 00:42:48,479 You and Dad would never get back before dark. 654 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,332 I went with Dad, not with some stranger. 655 00:42:51,896 --> 00:42:53,768 A stranger? Your future husband. 656 00:42:53,843 --> 00:42:56,995 But she doesn't know him and she's so pretty! 657 00:43:10,632 --> 00:43:12,183 Look what we've got! 658 00:43:12,682 --> 00:43:14,792 Where the hell have you been? 659 00:43:16,887 --> 00:43:18,544 What took you so long? 660 00:43:19,147 --> 00:43:20,176 What? 661 00:43:20,257 --> 00:43:22,544 You've been gone six hours, dammit! 662 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:25,051 - What? - We didn't notice the time. 663 00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:27,482 Six hours to catch a few trout! 664 00:43:27,556 --> 00:43:29,771 I've been shit-scared here! 665 00:43:29,851 --> 00:43:31,653 Sabrina told me so much. 666 00:43:31,728 --> 00:43:33,801 - So much about what? - Calm down. 667 00:43:33,882 --> 00:43:35,753 No, I'm not calm! 668 00:43:36,036 --> 00:43:37,874 Everyone's already here! 669 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:40,197 So much about what? 670 00:43:40,624 --> 00:43:41,654 It's a secret. 671 00:43:41,737 --> 00:43:44,202 - We swore not to tell, huh? - A secret? 672 00:43:44,275 --> 00:43:48,374 Let's eat then. They've been waiting an hour already! 673 00:43:48,445 --> 00:43:49,831 Captain? 674 00:43:50,842 --> 00:43:53,202 My husband just came back. 675 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,645 That's good news. 676 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,461 No, it's a disaster. 677 00:44:01,410 --> 00:44:02,653 What do you mean? 678 00:44:06,482 --> 00:44:09,149 Seeing you every day in your office, 679 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:11,303 you're all I can think about. 680 00:44:11,522 --> 00:44:13,109 And that's a disaster? 681 00:44:13,956 --> 00:44:15,650 What do I do about him? 682 00:44:32,899 --> 00:44:36,086 Some time ago, on the bus to high school, 683 00:44:37,486 --> 00:44:40,056 a woman sat down opposite me. 684 00:44:43,464 --> 00:44:46,415 We decided to go to the terminus together. 685 00:44:47,878 --> 00:44:51,588 For three days, I even thought a bus had run you down. 686 00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:57,326 Actually, I came back to tell you that I'm leaving. 687 00:44:58,165 --> 00:44:59,196 For good. 688 00:45:00,182 --> 00:45:02,019 Shall I wake the kids? 689 00:45:02,614 --> 00:45:04,346 I'd rather you explain first. 690 00:45:06,474 --> 00:45:08,169 Explain what? 691 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:10,841 That their dad is in love with a bus? 692 00:45:10,924 --> 00:45:13,625 You don't care about me leaving you? 693 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:18,801 Thank you. 694 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,821 Good night. 695 00:46:14,945 --> 00:46:16,745 Good night and thank you. 696 00:46:17,169 --> 00:46:18,722 A goodnight kiss? 697 00:46:23,147 --> 00:46:25,719 I'll tuck Sabrina in. Wait upstairs. 698 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,811 Good night. Thanks for the trout. 699 00:46:29,889 --> 00:46:31,511 Good night, sweetheart. 700 00:46:31,590 --> 00:46:34,708 Sorry about earlier but I was really frantic. 701 00:46:35,275 --> 00:46:38,190 Good night, Mom. Try to keep this one, okay? 702 00:46:38,264 --> 00:46:41,037 Don't worry. I think he likes me. 703 00:46:42,227 --> 00:46:43,779 Sleep tight. 704 00:46:45,008 --> 00:46:48,824 - What's wrong? - Why don't you know his cell number? 705 00:46:48,901 --> 00:46:50,951 I'll explain in the morning. 706 00:46:51,299 --> 00:46:52,851 Sleep well. 707 00:46:55,051 --> 00:46:56,818 You drank too much. I saw you. 708 00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:12,906 How can I ever thank you? 709 00:47:15,141 --> 00:47:16,729 I'll take the couch. 710 00:47:18,271 --> 00:47:19,797 I disgust you that much? 711 00:47:30,642 --> 00:47:34,151 Are you scared of women? 0r did Sabrina tell you everything? 712 00:47:35,545 --> 00:47:39,811 Usually, women are scared of me. And she told me nothing. 713 00:47:41,001 --> 00:47:43,810 So what's the secret between you? 714 00:47:44,755 --> 00:47:47,777 - A medical secret. - You think I'm stupid? 715 00:47:49,412 --> 00:47:51,463 You do, you think I'm stupid. 716 00:47:52,715 --> 00:47:54,623 You already want a divorce? 717 00:47:54,696 --> 00:47:56,154 0nly natural. 718 00:47:56,226 --> 00:47:58,405 You marry a hairdresser, not a hooker. 719 00:48:01,299 --> 00:48:04,108 - I'm sorry? - Isn't that what she told you? 720 00:48:10,718 --> 00:48:12,306 Nobody else knows. 721 00:48:23,716 --> 00:48:26,074 Drinking more water won't help. 722 00:48:34,631 --> 00:48:37,616 I'll take the couch then. 723 00:49:54,501 --> 00:49:56,089 I did that for my mother. 724 00:49:56,169 --> 00:50:00,294 She has doubts because I didn't know your cell number. 725 00:50:20,602 --> 00:50:22,155 Breakfast! 726 00:50:24,322 --> 00:50:28,386 Just a second, Mom. Let us get decent. 727 00:50:36,486 --> 00:50:37,517 Come in. 728 00:50:41,874 --> 00:50:44,931 So? Did you sleep well? 729 00:50:45,002 --> 00:50:46,353 Not a lot. 730 00:50:46,670 --> 00:50:48,128 Fairly badly. 731 00:50:49,277 --> 00:50:50,663 Thanks, Mom. 732 00:50:50,737 --> 00:50:52,360 This looks good. 733 00:50:52,441 --> 00:50:54,136 You'll stay for lunch? 734 00:50:55,568 --> 00:50:59,005 I don't know yet. I have to call Paris. 735 00:51:11,904 --> 00:51:14,013 I really was a hairdresser. 736 00:51:16,178 --> 00:51:17,731 But, actually, 737 00:51:21,148 --> 00:51:23,328 when Sabrina's father split, 738 00:51:25,354 --> 00:51:29,239 this rage came over me and it never stopped growing. 739 00:51:30,219 --> 00:51:31,949 A rage against men. 740 00:51:33,521 --> 00:51:35,595 So you make them all pay now. 741 00:51:36,059 --> 00:51:37,610 Do you want jam? 742 00:51:38,145 --> 00:51:39,696 Please. 743 00:51:44,330 --> 00:51:46,238 I didn't sleep a wink. 744 00:51:52,499 --> 00:51:54,050 You know, Sabrina 745 00:51:56,879 --> 00:51:59,449 had the grace not to tell me. 746 00:52:01,710 --> 00:52:04,862 She admires you a lot but can't say so. 747 00:52:08,695 --> 00:52:10,945 You really want to leave today? 748 00:52:17,872 --> 00:52:20,266 Can I call you from time to time? 749 00:52:24,754 --> 00:52:27,040 Your doctor fiancé... 750 00:52:28,438 --> 00:52:29,990 Hasn't he called? 751 00:52:32,991 --> 00:52:36,108 Let him call. It'll be fun, believe me. 752 00:52:40,985 --> 00:52:45,428 I have to get going. 753 00:52:46,442 --> 00:52:48,314 You were tipsy last night. 754 00:52:48,389 --> 00:52:50,403 - I wasn't! - You were. 755 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,313 Just a little. 756 00:52:57,389 --> 00:52:58,812 0ff you go. 757 00:53:00,170 --> 00:53:02,385 Too bad he couldn't stay for lunch. 758 00:53:02,464 --> 00:53:04,053 He's a great guy. 759 00:53:04,132 --> 00:53:06,491 Part Chaplin, part Michel Simon. 760 00:53:07,295 --> 00:53:11,110 He did sidesplitting imitations while we were fishing... 761 00:53:11,187 --> 00:53:12,883 Was that your secret? 762 00:53:14,628 --> 00:53:16,156 When do you leave? 763 00:53:16,228 --> 00:53:17,720 Sick of me already? 764 00:53:18,487 --> 00:53:20,881 We're so used to lightning visits. 765 00:53:35,691 --> 00:53:36,722 Sir... 766 00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:40,137 Call me Paul. 767 00:53:44,067 --> 00:53:46,697 Not an easy place to find... 768 00:53:49,003 --> 00:53:50,804 Can we help you? 769 00:53:51,992 --> 00:53:57,302 I won't beat about the bush. I'd like to marry your daughter. 770 00:53:58,979 --> 00:54:00,886 How many are you marrying? 771 00:54:05,895 --> 00:54:07,446 Give me a second. 772 00:54:09,197 --> 00:54:10,892 Don't worry. 773 00:54:11,317 --> 00:54:13,152 It's simpler than it looks. 774 00:54:14,583 --> 00:54:16,834 Are you a doctor by any chance? 775 00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:19,514 That's how I met Huguette, yes. 776 00:54:20,701 --> 00:54:23,024 Meet her for real now. Piss off! 777 00:54:23,968 --> 00:54:26,396 - Piss off! - Come on, I apologize. 778 00:54:27,827 --> 00:54:30,777 Piss off, I said! 779 00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:33,695 Not in my car! You walk, asshole! 780 00:54:33,769 --> 00:54:38,177 You're out of here on foot! Get lost, you shit! 781 00:54:39,642 --> 00:54:42,417 Calm down. Let's talk. 782 00:54:42,493 --> 00:54:44,046 You're out of shots. 783 00:54:44,753 --> 00:54:47,811 - Piss off! - 0kay, I get the message! 784 00:54:47,882 --> 00:54:51,768 You come in my mouth and dump me like a shit! Get lost! 785 00:54:51,843 --> 00:54:53,988 - A real eye-opener... - Get lost! 786 00:54:54,067 --> 00:54:56,427 Glad to have met you. I'll call you. 787 00:54:56,502 --> 00:54:58,681 We're not speaking again, asshole! 788 00:54:59,490 --> 00:55:03,861 Xanax morning and evening. 0nce you calm down, call me. 789 00:55:16,103 --> 00:55:17,798 You know everything now. 790 00:55:19,405 --> 00:55:20,958 And the other one? 791 00:55:25,036 --> 00:55:27,015 I'm not good enough for him. 792 00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:35,244 I wanted to make you happy. 793 00:55:38,313 --> 00:55:39,865 I'm sorry. 794 00:55:51,276 --> 00:55:52,899 Yes, that's my card. 795 00:55:56,873 --> 00:55:58,424 Highway FM. 796 00:55:59,133 --> 00:56:00,826 Special newsflash. 797 00:56:01,947 --> 00:56:05,241 Good news. Georges Maury, the serial rapist 798 00:56:05,319 --> 00:56:07,191 that the French police 799 00:56:07,265 --> 00:56:09,409 have been hunting for, 800 00:56:09,489 --> 00:56:12,439 was arrested earlier in a café in Beaune, 801 00:56:12,511 --> 00:56:15,877 as he approached three high school girls. 802 00:56:15,953 --> 00:56:20,467 More details in our next bulletin. 803 00:56:28,674 --> 00:56:31,245 Excuse me, what's going on? 804 00:56:31,316 --> 00:56:33,117 Shall I get a locksmith? 805 00:56:37,537 --> 00:56:40,072 Sorry, it's never happened before. 806 00:56:40,942 --> 00:56:43,537 We'll go to my brother's. 807 00:56:44,245 --> 00:56:46,983 He lives just downstairs. He's away. 808 00:56:47,826 --> 00:56:49,935 It's better, for the children. 809 00:56:51,337 --> 00:56:54,394 With that door, I forgot to say hello. 810 00:56:56,827 --> 00:56:58,355 What does your brother do? 811 00:56:58,426 --> 00:57:00,819 He wanted to be a writer 812 00:57:00,893 --> 00:57:03,807 but he's Judith Ralitzer's secretary. 813 00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:06,622 - That's not so bad. - You know her? 814 00:57:06,696 --> 00:57:09,162 Don't we all? He lives here? 815 00:57:09,235 --> 00:57:12,328 Yes. We're so close, we've never managed to part. 816 00:57:12,676 --> 00:57:17,227 We even did magic shows together when we were still in Burgundy. 817 00:57:19,107 --> 00:57:21,286 Will you be moving to HQ soon? 818 00:57:21,886 --> 00:57:25,110 If all goes well, next week, God willing. 819 00:57:41,838 --> 00:57:43,189 Morning, ladies. 820 00:57:43,262 --> 00:57:46,108 Two days from Paris to Cannes? 821 00:57:48,372 --> 00:57:50,244 I'll explain everything. 822 00:57:51,777 --> 00:57:55,486 I almost called the cops. You had vanished completely. 823 00:57:55,634 --> 00:57:57,127 That's funny. 824 00:57:57,199 --> 00:58:01,536 A disappearance may be the subject of your next novel. 825 00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:02,963 Skipper! 826 00:58:04,497 --> 00:58:07,590 I had loads of ideas along the way. 827 00:58:09,642 --> 00:58:11,443 I'll tell you later. 828 00:58:11,623 --> 00:58:15,403 You already know the crew. And this is Patricia. 829 00:58:16,558 --> 00:58:20,683 My new accountant, press agent and also my masseuse. 830 00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:23,403 Hello, boy. 831 00:58:25,213 --> 00:58:28,437 I'll leave you to get settled in and change. 832 00:58:29,177 --> 00:58:30,871 Then tell me everything. 833 00:58:34,807 --> 00:58:37,271 It's as beautiful as ever here. 834 00:58:38,455 --> 00:58:43,278 Taste this. The year we met. 835 00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:55,056 It was my husband's favorite. You remember? 836 00:58:59,795 --> 00:59:01,147 Your subject? 837 00:59:02,055 --> 00:59:04,520 The journey of a man across France. 838 00:59:06,017 --> 00:59:08,032 We won't ever know, 839 00:59:09,215 --> 00:59:11,324 until the end, of course, 840 00:59:15,158 --> 00:59:19,531 if he's a teacher who has abandoned his wife and kids, 841 00:59:19,572 --> 00:59:20,816 everything, 842 00:59:23,012 --> 00:59:25,785 a serial killer on the run, 843 00:59:28,225 --> 00:59:31,104 or a writer in search of a character. 844 00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:32,532 A sort of... 845 00:59:32,606 --> 00:59:37,120 Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde. To the power of three. 846 00:59:37,194 --> 00:59:39,694 There. Suspense guaranteed. 847 00:59:43,764 --> 00:59:45,042 Not bad. 848 00:59:46,265 --> 00:59:48,375 I also forgot to say 849 00:59:49,498 --> 00:59:51,026 that he thinks he's God. 850 00:59:52,069 --> 00:59:53,313 You have a title? 851 00:59:58,710 --> 01:00:00,261 God, the Other. 852 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,616 Your first metaphysical thriller. 853 01:00:06,598 --> 01:00:09,301 If it's all that good, you're forgiven. 854 01:00:09,866 --> 01:00:12,011 I already have the back cover. 855 01:00:14,313 --> 01:00:15,866 Want to hear it? 856 01:00:18,970 --> 01:00:20,701 Warning; a masterpiece. 857 01:00:21,056 --> 01:00:22,964 Take this book to the beach 858 01:00:23,872 --> 01:00:27,273 and you'll skip lunch and dinner too 859 01:00:27,348 --> 01:00:29,813 in order to read the last line. 860 01:00:30,232 --> 01:00:33,941 God, the 0ther is a totally hypnotic thriller 861 01:00:34,020 --> 01:00:35,963 of astounding intelligence. 862 01:00:36,384 --> 01:00:38,636 The construction is even more surprising 863 01:00:38,714 --> 01:00:40,729 than in Tracks. 864 01:00:41,077 --> 01:00:42,392 Judith Ralitzer confirms 865 01:00:42,467 --> 01:00:46,352 her iconoclastic talent and literary ambition, 866 01:00:46,428 --> 01:00:48,574 using brilliance and humor 867 01:00:48,653 --> 01:00:51,391 to exorcize her devilish words. 868 01:00:53,484 --> 01:00:58,166 If the novel is as good as the back cover, I'll marry you! 869 01:01:00,506 --> 01:01:03,905 But the main character, 870 01:01:03,979 --> 01:01:08,388 is it the teacher, the serial killer, God 871 01:01:08,464 --> 01:01:10,016 or the novelist? 872 01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:13,256 It's a surprise. 873 01:01:13,330 --> 01:01:14,431 Wonderful! 874 01:01:18,856 --> 01:01:21,214 He's a famous novelist's ghost. 875 01:01:22,783 --> 01:01:25,380 Who is ending seven years of slavery. 876 01:01:29,215 --> 01:01:30,767 Meaning? 877 01:01:32,134 --> 01:01:36,851 Meaning my life with you, madam, and the end of that life. 878 01:01:39,781 --> 01:01:41,333 Go on. 879 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:48,224 Remember those words at the end of La Comédie humaine? 880 01:01:50,102 --> 01:01:53,194 ''I'll be the author and you'll be the drama.'' 881 01:01:54,829 --> 01:01:56,702 Well, from today on, 882 01:01:59,417 --> 01:02:00,970 I'm the author 883 01:02:02,372 --> 01:02:04,067 and you're the drama. 884 01:02:06,925 --> 01:02:08,999 What are you trying to say? 885 01:02:10,053 --> 01:02:12,340 I'll put my name on this novel. 886 01:02:15,684 --> 01:02:18,149 Given the seven year itch, 887 01:02:20,341 --> 01:02:23,814 maybe the little ghost can stop haunting you? 888 01:02:53,185 --> 01:02:55,164 Wine makes you whiny. 889 01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:59,363 Not bad. I'll note that one. 890 01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:07,218 Get in the swim of things. 891 01:03:08,619 --> 01:03:10,668 I don't think you understand. 892 01:03:11,364 --> 01:03:12,951 I'm signing this book! 893 01:03:14,423 --> 01:03:15,974 You're dead. 894 01:03:23,077 --> 01:03:24,630 Not leaving by car? 895 01:03:25,232 --> 01:03:27,482 It's yours. I left the keys. 896 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:32,005 I'm sorry. I was being vile, totally foul. 897 01:03:32,217 --> 01:03:35,370 You're right. You can't stay my ghost forever. 898 01:03:35,485 --> 01:03:38,541 You're incredibly talented and I thank you. 899 01:03:38,612 --> 01:03:40,164 I owe you so much. 900 01:03:40,454 --> 01:03:43,226 Just now you wanted to drown me. 901 01:03:43,339 --> 01:03:45,968 But before that I wanted to marry you. 902 01:03:47,997 --> 01:03:51,090 Come back. I'll call my publisher later 903 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:54,110 to sell a certain Pierre Laclos to him. 904 01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:57,759 - What's behind this? - Nothing. 905 01:03:57,833 --> 01:04:02,241 Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm proud to be your Pygmalion. 906 01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:09,049 So what's the deal? 907 01:04:10,727 --> 01:04:13,191 Write your masterpiece on my yacht. 908 01:04:13,682 --> 01:04:16,904 Boulevard de la Gare, Montreuil. 909 01:04:17,122 --> 01:04:18,816 Florence Ravier, 43, 910 01:04:19,798 --> 01:04:23,686 doesn't understand why her husband, a high school teacher, 911 01:04:23,761 --> 01:04:27,399 has suddenly left his job, wife, children 912 01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:31,083 and low-rent apartment in Montreuil. 913 01:04:37,769 --> 01:04:39,297 Flo? It's me. 914 01:04:39,368 --> 01:04:42,733 - Little brother! Where are you? - On the boat. 915 01:04:42,808 --> 01:04:46,933 I wanted to ask you if you'd mind 916 01:04:47,013 --> 01:04:49,928 if I called one of my characters Florence. 917 01:04:51,185 --> 01:04:53,294 No. Is she a lot like me? 918 01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,849 How's your detective? 919 01:04:59,284 --> 01:05:00,978 He's put me in custody. 920 01:05:02,584 --> 01:05:04,136 I'll call you back. 921 01:05:05,191 --> 01:05:06,743 You take care too. 922 01:05:08,563 --> 01:05:10,115 Little brother? 923 01:05:10,717 --> 01:05:12,340 Little brother. 924 01:05:14,646 --> 01:05:16,861 Good morning. 925 01:05:16,940 --> 01:05:18,396 You slept well? 926 01:05:18,538 --> 01:05:20,446 I dreamt a lot mostly. 927 01:05:21,284 --> 01:05:22,943 Breakfast on deck. 928 01:05:28,270 --> 01:05:30,319 ''You're dead,'' she told me. 929 01:05:31,746 --> 01:05:34,518 I'm bound to die when I write ''the end''. 930 01:05:34,769 --> 01:05:37,720 When and where exactly, that is the question. 931 01:05:37,793 --> 01:05:40,707 When and where will Judith write ''the end''? 932 01:05:42,205 --> 01:05:45,050 I was so proud when you came to meet me. 933 01:05:45,265 --> 01:05:46,924 I had an A in French. 934 01:05:47,003 --> 01:05:49,705 I was top in French at your age too. 935 01:05:50,861 --> 01:05:52,840 In fact, that's how... 936 01:05:54,335 --> 01:05:55,828 he jumped on me. 937 01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:57,250 That's how I was born? 938 01:05:57,325 --> 01:05:58,984 I've told you 20 times. 939 01:05:59,515 --> 01:06:00,794 But why did he leave? 940 01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:03,193 He was scared of having kids. 941 01:06:03,790 --> 01:06:05,448 A teacher scared of kids? 942 01:06:05,528 --> 01:06:08,622 Let's make the most of this, okay. 943 01:06:10,534 --> 01:06:12,300 You never went after him? 944 01:06:12,377 --> 01:06:14,450 I'd have strangled him if I had. 945 01:06:14,531 --> 01:06:15,810 What if I tried? 946 01:06:15,887 --> 01:06:18,315 How can he explain 13 years of silence? 947 01:06:18,388 --> 01:06:21,446 Not even a postcard! 948 01:06:22,107 --> 01:06:23,210 Tell me, honey, 949 01:06:24,366 --> 01:06:27,175 what if I took over the local hair salon? 950 01:06:27,253 --> 01:06:28,840 As soon as I saw her, 951 01:06:29,545 --> 01:06:32,698 I knew Huguette was just an ordinary victim. 952 01:06:32,986 --> 01:06:36,351 a moth, blindly drawn 953 01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:38,750 to the light that would burn her. 954 01:06:39,415 --> 01:06:43,017 Just a little moth. 955 01:07:17,301 --> 01:07:20,419 Hairdresser. Only natural for an airhead. 956 01:07:20,637 --> 01:07:23,032 I shampooed Lady Di the day before she died. 957 01:07:23,105 --> 01:07:24,978 All women are airheads. 958 01:07:25,609 --> 01:07:27,515 Most men too, in fact. 959 01:07:27,658 --> 01:07:29,564 Huguette was the prototype. 960 01:07:30,090 --> 01:07:33,005 Unable to control her emotions and words. 961 01:07:33,601 --> 01:07:35,675 Lady Di wasn't in Paris that day. 962 01:07:35,754 --> 01:07:38,185 How could she have done her hair? 963 01:07:39,025 --> 01:07:41,240 Her white lies were works of art. 964 01:07:41,318 --> 01:07:42,455 If she'd told me 965 01:07:42,535 --> 01:07:45,413 she was the French team's goalkeeper, 966 01:07:45,488 --> 01:07:47,111 I'd have believed her. 967 01:07:48,965 --> 01:07:52,851 That book you're about to write, sign it with your name. 968 01:07:53,205 --> 01:07:55,835 And dedicate it to Huguette. 969 01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:59,797 Huguette, you'll remember? It rhymes with coquette. 970 01:08:00,781 --> 01:08:02,274 Have you always liked wine? 971 01:08:02,346 --> 01:08:07,548 0r did your husband teach you? 972 01:08:07,976 --> 01:08:10,441 No, I've always liked it. 973 01:08:11,835 --> 01:08:15,544 And the fact he did too just added to his charm. 974 01:08:16,421 --> 01:08:19,823 They call you the Queen of Burgundy in Burgundy? 975 01:08:20,488 --> 01:08:23,083 - That's what I heard. - It's true. 976 01:08:24,832 --> 01:08:26,383 Does that shock you? 977 01:08:27,890 --> 01:08:28,958 Do you know why? 978 01:08:29,037 --> 01:08:30,565 No. Tell me. 979 01:08:31,262 --> 01:08:33,892 Because the Queen of Burgundy 980 01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:36,707 had many lovers. 981 01:08:38,075 --> 01:08:40,670 And had them killed on by one. 982 01:08:43,948 --> 01:08:47,065 François, it's Judith. 983 01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:51,932 You won't have Judith Ralitzer's latest 984 01:08:52,012 --> 01:08:56,563 in three months but the first novel by an unknown genius. 985 01:08:57,886 --> 01:08:59,130 Did you hear me? 986 01:08:59,207 --> 01:09:01,601 Yes, I said a genius. 987 01:09:01,674 --> 01:09:04,033 His name is Pierre Laclos. 988 01:09:05,392 --> 01:09:06,945 How did I meet him? 989 01:09:07,722 --> 01:09:10,389 He's been my secretary for seven years. 990 01:09:11,685 --> 01:09:13,344 Yes, that's the one. 991 01:09:14,049 --> 01:09:15,600 ''What can be 992 01:09:15,926 --> 01:09:19,433 ''more beautiful 993 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:25,093 ''than a perfect crime? 994 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:30,518 ''Two perfect crimes.'' 995 01:09:33,895 --> 01:09:35,446 Here I am. 996 01:09:36,780 --> 01:09:38,237 Do you like it? 997 01:09:38,309 --> 01:09:39,695 You're magnificent. 998 01:09:40,185 --> 01:09:41,429 Magnificent. 999 01:09:41,471 --> 01:09:44,067 You really won't come to the party? 1000 01:09:44,148 --> 01:09:45,392 I have to finish. 1001 01:09:45,468 --> 01:09:47,448 You don't even know Elba. 1002 01:09:47,832 --> 01:09:50,462 I've never been a big Napoleon fan. 1003 01:09:51,586 --> 01:09:53,943 Another thing that sets us apart. 1004 01:09:54,539 --> 01:09:56,091 I adore him. 1005 01:09:58,292 --> 01:09:59,845 See you later. 1006 01:10:04,723 --> 01:10:06,180 See you later. 1007 01:10:13,796 --> 01:10:15,383 Beautiful! 1008 01:10:17,270 --> 01:10:19,733 Aren't you at the party, Patricia? 1009 01:10:19,806 --> 01:10:21,608 I wasn't invited. 1010 01:10:23,352 --> 01:10:25,638 Why didn't you go with Judith? 1011 01:10:25,714 --> 01:10:28,902 I've been to jet set parties for seven years. 1012 01:10:29,365 --> 01:10:32,209 Reaching the buffet is like trench warfare. 1013 01:10:32,285 --> 01:10:35,129 She seems pleased to be writing with you. 1014 01:10:38,854 --> 01:10:40,690 With me? She said that? 1015 01:10:41,876 --> 01:10:43,014 With you. 1016 01:10:44,972 --> 01:10:47,957 She thinks it will be her best novel. 1017 01:10:50,254 --> 01:10:52,328 Yes. I hope so. 1018 01:10:57,727 --> 01:10:59,634 It's your birthday today? 1019 01:11:05,478 --> 01:11:08,844 Would you like a massage as a birthday present? 1020 01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:23,608 What has she told you exactly about what she's writing? 1021 01:11:24,766 --> 01:11:28,867 That if she managed to pull off the last chapter, 1022 01:11:30,048 --> 01:11:31,885 it would be a perfect novel. 1023 01:11:37,731 --> 01:11:39,603 How was the party? 1024 01:11:39,679 --> 01:11:40,745 Grim. 1025 01:11:41,449 --> 01:11:43,287 I can see why Napoleon fled. 1026 01:11:43,362 --> 01:11:46,479 We're going to do the same. Head for Cannes. 1027 01:11:46,559 --> 01:11:48,634 - And sail all night? - Please. 1028 01:11:48,715 --> 01:11:50,372 I'll check the weather. 1029 01:11:52,051 --> 01:11:54,646 How's the last chapter coming along? 1030 01:11:54,901 --> 01:11:57,116 I await your judgment, madam. 1031 01:12:28,337 --> 01:12:29,995 You really liked it? 1032 01:12:33,758 --> 01:12:35,311 I'm dying of envy. 1033 01:12:40,016 --> 01:12:41,994 I feel like killing you. 1034 01:12:52,632 --> 01:12:54,813 You know talent is very sexy? 1035 01:12:56,491 --> 01:12:59,927 I'll count to ten, then close the door. 1036 01:13:02,782 --> 01:13:04,333 0ne... 1037 01:13:04,588 --> 01:13:06,141 Two... 1038 01:13:15,535 --> 01:13:17,087 Eight and a half... 1039 01:13:18,942 --> 01:13:19,972 Nine... 1040 01:13:20,853 --> 01:13:22,406 Nine and a half... 1041 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:03,840 - Morning, Patricia. - Morning, madam. 1042 01:14:05,378 --> 01:14:07,001 Is Monsieur Pierre up? 1043 01:14:07,081 --> 01:14:08,739 I haven't seen him yet. 1044 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:11,692 When did we arrive in Cannes? 1045 01:14:11,946 --> 01:14:13,499 About an hour ago. 1046 01:14:13,998 --> 01:14:15,692 Why didn't you wake me? 1047 01:14:16,152 --> 01:14:17,704 I thought... 1048 01:14:27,031 --> 01:14:28,832 You really haven't seen him? 1049 01:14:28,908 --> 01:14:30,365 No, not yet. 1050 01:14:32,314 --> 01:14:34,044 Captain... Pierre... 1051 01:14:39,752 --> 01:14:41,303 Captain... 1052 01:14:41,595 --> 01:14:42,625 Yes, madam. 1053 01:14:42,707 --> 01:14:46,214 - Have you seen Monsieur Pierre? - Not since we docked. 1054 01:14:46,285 --> 01:14:48,336 When did you last see him? 1055 01:14:48,474 --> 01:14:50,525 At dawn, two miles out. 1056 01:14:50,838 --> 01:14:52,190 What did he want? 1057 01:14:52,263 --> 01:14:53,816 0ne last drink. 1058 01:14:54,697 --> 01:14:56,047 Was he drunk? 1059 01:14:56,121 --> 01:14:59,523 He seemed rather merry. 1060 01:15:02,273 --> 01:15:07,095 Could you go and see if... Monsieur Pierre's cabin? 1061 01:15:07,312 --> 01:15:09,563 Madam, I already did his cabin. 1062 01:15:09,885 --> 01:15:12,479 Apparently, he hadn't slept there. 1063 01:15:13,221 --> 01:15:14,915 When did you last see him? 1064 01:15:14,993 --> 01:15:17,837 I just told you. I was alone at the helm, 1065 01:15:17,913 --> 01:15:20,378 he came on deck, we chatted, 1066 01:15:20,451 --> 01:15:22,359 I went to get him a drink. 1067 01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:26,071 When I returned, I thought he was back in his cabin. 1068 01:15:29,244 --> 01:15:30,903 But... 1069 01:15:30,984 --> 01:15:34,524 if he fell overboard, could he swim to land? 1070 01:15:37,343 --> 01:15:38,765 Not in his state. 1071 01:15:45,650 --> 01:15:47,760 - This is a first. - What? 1072 01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:49,914 You never did my hair before. 1073 01:15:50,586 --> 01:15:52,565 You know what happiness is? 1074 01:15:52,635 --> 01:15:55,136 Whatever you do for the first time. 1075 01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:57,945 We have a lot of happiness left. 1076 01:16:00,561 --> 01:16:02,112 Hello, girls. 1077 01:16:03,896 --> 01:16:07,641 Good luck for your first day. 1078 01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:13,062 Can I be your first customer? 1079 01:16:13,143 --> 01:16:16,365 Sorry, the deputy mayor has already been in 1080 01:16:16,443 --> 01:16:19,843 and now I'm doing my daughter. You'll be the third. 1081 01:16:19,918 --> 01:16:21,127 I'm in the top three. 1082 01:16:21,657 --> 01:16:23,042 Give me two minutes. 1083 01:16:24,264 --> 01:16:25,817 Can I have a word? 1084 01:16:26,072 --> 01:16:27,623 Sure. 1085 01:16:29,582 --> 01:16:31,134 What is it? 1086 01:16:31,668 --> 01:16:33,219 I heard it on the radio. 1087 01:16:33,648 --> 01:16:37,050 Your first fiancé fell off Judith Ralitzer's boat. 1088 01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,695 I was perhaps the last to see him. 1089 01:16:40,147 --> 01:16:41,426 At 6 AM, 1090 01:16:41,505 --> 01:16:45,083 he came on deck. He had been drinking heavily. 1091 01:16:45,153 --> 01:16:47,546 He asked me for one last drink. 1092 01:16:47,898 --> 01:16:50,956 When I returned, I thought he was back below. 1093 01:16:51,723 --> 01:16:56,546 After we docked, we realized he'd probably fallen overboard. 1094 01:16:56,659 --> 01:17:00,996 I'm as upset as you are, Florence. I don't know what to say. 1095 01:17:02,359 --> 01:17:04,574 Why didn't the captain react? 1096 01:17:04,652 --> 01:17:09,545 He was convinced your brother was back in his cabin. 1097 01:17:12,367 --> 01:17:16,562 As long as they keep searching, we mustn't lose hope. 1098 01:17:16,955 --> 01:17:20,178 I'll keep you posted. I'll call you. Take care. 1099 01:17:28,634 --> 01:17:30,019 Get me the Cannes police. 1100 01:17:30,997 --> 01:17:33,012 How long can you last in the water? 1101 01:17:35,620 --> 01:17:37,278 It depends on the temperature. 1102 01:17:42,988 --> 01:17:44,788 It's good to be here. 1103 01:17:46,498 --> 01:17:49,378 Why didn't you tell the police the truth? 1104 01:17:50,670 --> 01:17:52,222 What truth? 1105 01:17:52,928 --> 01:17:56,400 That you slept with him just before he vanished. 1106 01:17:59,669 --> 01:18:01,470 I'm going back to Paris. 1107 01:18:01,686 --> 01:18:03,972 Why? You haven't been here a year. 1108 01:18:04,050 --> 01:18:07,723 My only regular customers are my family. 1109 01:18:16,318 --> 01:18:18,368 Hi! 1110 01:18:18,438 --> 01:18:19,576 The book you ordered. 1111 01:18:21,566 --> 01:18:23,546 I'll be in to pay you later. 1112 01:18:25,321 --> 01:18:26,873 Listen to this. 1113 01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:30,425 ''Judith Ralitzer confirms her iconoclastic talent 1114 01:18:30,501 --> 01:18:34,873 ''and literary ambition, using brilliance and humor, 1115 01:18:35,540 --> 01:18:37,614 ''to exorcize her devilish words.'' 1116 01:18:43,117 --> 01:18:46,412 I knew Huguette was just an ordinary victim. 1117 01:18:46,487 --> 01:18:50,269 A moth blindly drawn to the light that would burn her. 1118 01:18:50,381 --> 01:18:51,411 Just a moth. 1119 01:18:52,502 --> 01:18:55,131 Huguette smoked too much, that's what killed her. 1120 01:18:55,212 --> 01:18:59,927 Not smoking but the killer she unwisely followed in a gas station 1121 01:19:00,009 --> 01:19:03,065 after being dumped by her fiancé 1122 01:19:03,136 --> 01:19:06,987 who hated Lady Di and smoking. 1123 01:19:46,130 --> 01:19:47,659 For Huguette. 1124 01:19:49,292 --> 01:19:51,128 Like your heroine. 1125 01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:55,782 Remember me? 1126 01:19:59,475 --> 01:20:01,800 Sorry, I see so many people. 1127 01:20:02,188 --> 01:20:04,759 The hair salon on Avenue Matignon... 1128 01:20:07,401 --> 01:20:10,424 - Perhaps. - I forgive you. It was ages ago. 1129 01:20:16,300 --> 01:20:18,870 To Huguette and to God 1130 01:20:20,158 --> 01:20:24,706 I don't know if God is the other, but I know who the devil is now. 1131 01:20:27,350 --> 01:20:28,974 What do you mean? 1132 01:20:29,888 --> 01:20:31,583 How did your ghost die? 1133 01:20:39,099 --> 01:20:40,651 For Daniel. 1134 01:20:42,192 --> 01:20:43,851 Excuse me. 1135 01:20:47,718 --> 01:20:49,898 Just a minute, please. 1136 01:20:51,124 --> 01:20:53,589 Mademoiselle! Wait! 1137 01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:05,826 Excuse me! 1138 01:21:05,896 --> 01:21:07,969 I'm Judith Ralitzer's assistant. 1139 01:21:08,052 --> 01:21:10,065 Could I have your details? 1140 01:21:10,135 --> 01:21:13,088 They're in the book. Haven't you read it? 1141 01:21:13,161 --> 01:21:14,262 What do you mean? 1142 01:21:14,342 --> 01:21:16,143 Were you on the boat last year? 1143 01:21:17,261 --> 01:21:20,557 So she bought you off, like the rest of the crew. 1144 01:21:20,633 --> 01:21:24,105 - The captain told the truth. - Is it your truth? 1145 01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:29,835 All right. Madame Ralitzer won't hear from me again. 1146 01:21:31,477 --> 01:21:35,579 That bitch is going on TV tomorrow in your brother's place. 1147 01:21:36,483 --> 01:21:38,463 What does your cop think? 1148 01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:42,105 I called him. He should be here soon. 1149 01:21:42,497 --> 01:21:43,704 Something to drink? 1150 01:21:43,783 --> 01:21:46,376 You still think he died accidentally? 1151 01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:49,021 Falling overboard is common. 1152 01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:51,528 - Who profits from the crime? - What crime? 1153 01:21:51,601 --> 01:21:54,588 Your brother wrote this book! 1154 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:57,954 I'm Huguette! The heroine of his story, 1155 01:21:58,031 --> 01:22:00,626 with my mountains, my family, the lot! 1156 01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:03,337 I don't know this Judith Ralitzer! 1157 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:06,511 All I know is she's a killer, like in her novels. 1158 01:22:07,416 --> 01:22:11,373 I need to see your detective to start over from scratch. 1159 01:22:12,663 --> 01:22:16,028 - What'll you have to drink? - I'm not thirsty! 1160 01:22:18,503 --> 01:22:20,091 Forgive me. 1161 01:22:25,906 --> 01:22:27,602 Is this where he wrote? 1162 01:22:29,486 --> 01:22:31,357 I haven't touched a thing. 1163 01:22:32,163 --> 01:22:33,714 Can I sit down? 1164 01:22:40,191 --> 01:22:42,763 It's as if you've found yourself 1165 01:22:42,832 --> 01:22:45,711 or met up with yourself. 1166 01:22:45,787 --> 01:22:48,321 Something strangely new occurs in this book. 1167 01:22:48,391 --> 01:22:52,659 God, the Other is so different from Tracks... 1168 01:22:52,736 --> 01:22:55,024 What inspired you? Without wishing to pry, 1169 01:22:55,101 --> 01:22:57,944 what lies behind this change? 1170 01:22:58,298 --> 01:23:01,557 I don't know. Perhaps God whispered it to me. 1171 01:23:01,634 --> 01:23:02,772 God Himself? 1172 01:23:03,337 --> 01:23:06,183 God or Pierre Laclos? 1173 01:23:06,259 --> 01:23:09,173 I have to ask. God or Pierre Laclos? 1174 01:23:09,943 --> 01:23:11,779 It's been seven years. 1175 01:23:11,854 --> 01:23:14,069 The imposture's lasted long enough. 1176 01:23:14,705 --> 01:23:16,363 Don't you recognize me? 1177 01:23:16,442 --> 01:23:19,985 You don't recognize your main character? 1178 01:23:20,857 --> 01:23:25,371 When you steal someone else's book, you change the names at least! 1179 01:23:25,444 --> 01:23:28,502 Sorry, I have to ask Madame Ralitzer this. 1180 01:23:28,573 --> 01:23:30,479 Was it God or Pierre Laclos? 1181 01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:32,533 Stick to what you know. 1182 01:23:32,604 --> 01:23:35,199 - I know all right. - You know nothing. 1183 01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:38,054 Are you saying she didn't write this book? 1184 01:23:38,130 --> 01:23:40,725 - Precisely. - Why ask her that? 1185 01:23:40,805 --> 01:23:43,993 Who wrote The Three Musketeers? Dumas or his ghost? 1186 01:23:44,038 --> 01:23:45,803 And who was Shakespeare really? 1187 01:23:45,881 --> 01:23:50,881 Did Michelangelo or his assistants paint the Sistine Chapel? 1188 01:23:50,954 --> 01:23:54,012 It makes no sense. Does it really matter? 1189 01:23:54,083 --> 01:23:56,512 Less than your men's deaths. 1190 01:23:56,586 --> 01:23:57,901 We've hit the jackpot! 1191 01:23:57,976 --> 01:24:00,298 Excuse me, Mr. Moati. 1192 01:24:00,374 --> 01:24:03,597 Would you please come with me, Madame Ralitzer? 1193 01:24:03,676 --> 01:24:07,836 Captain Leroux, Police HQ. I have a few questions for her. 1194 01:24:10,384 --> 01:24:13,335 I'd prefer Madame Ralitzer to come with me. 1195 01:24:23,626 --> 01:24:23,660 It was an accident, I tell you. 1196 01:24:23,660 --> 01:24:26,326 It was an accident, I tell you. 1197 01:24:26,407 --> 01:24:29,428 Pierre Laclos was blind drunk that night. 1198 01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:32,238 You read the captain's statement. 1199 01:24:32,316 --> 01:24:34,045 Who made him drink? 1200 01:24:35,790 --> 01:24:37,865 He needed no help for that. 1201 01:24:39,022 --> 01:24:42,210 There were traces of a strong sleeping draft 1202 01:24:42,290 --> 01:24:44,649 found in a glass. 1203 01:24:45,592 --> 01:24:47,738 A glass that had been used 1204 01:24:47,816 --> 01:24:51,454 since Mr. Laclos's prints and yours were found on it. 1205 01:24:51,536 --> 01:24:53,231 A sleeping draft? So? 1206 01:24:54,108 --> 01:24:57,995 I take one before bed every night. Is that illegal? 1207 01:25:01,476 --> 01:25:04,047 ''What is more beautiful than the perfect crime? 1208 01:25:04,118 --> 01:25:05,291 ''Two perfect crimes.'' 1209 01:25:05,368 --> 01:25:07,135 Isn't that a confession? 1210 01:25:09,194 --> 01:25:12,380 It's not a confession. It's literature. 1211 01:25:12,459 --> 01:25:14,782 You were publicly accused of murder. 1212 01:25:16,281 --> 01:25:19,196 The madwoman's word is as good as mine? 1213 01:25:19,271 --> 01:25:21,381 The ''madwoman'' knows a lot. 1214 01:25:23,755 --> 01:25:25,176 Where's my attorney? 1215 01:25:25,597 --> 01:25:27,126 He's on his way. 1216 01:25:27,961 --> 01:25:29,584 He'll be here soon. 1217 01:25:29,943 --> 01:25:31,957 Back to your husband... 1218 01:25:35,745 --> 01:25:37,925 No one can prevent a suicide. 1219 01:25:38,734 --> 01:25:43,285 ''A good crime beats a bad divorce.'' Page 245 of your novel. 1220 01:25:43,357 --> 01:25:45,372 Mr. Laclos's novel. 1221 01:25:51,109 --> 01:25:52,873 You make me feel sick. 1222 01:25:53,750 --> 01:25:55,301 Your coffee. 1223 01:25:59,485 --> 01:26:01,426 Why not start at the beginning? 1224 01:26:06,054 --> 01:26:09,005 It was in '98. 1225 01:26:10,850 --> 01:26:12,759 I went to Burgundy. 1226 01:26:13,458 --> 01:26:15,224 To Beaune. 1227 01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:19,009 I wanted to write a novel set in the wine world. 1228 01:26:19,089 --> 01:26:22,146 On visiting a large estate near Beaune, 1229 01:26:22,216 --> 01:26:26,412 I fell in love with the owner of it. 1230 01:26:27,742 --> 01:26:29,650 That was my last question. 1231 01:26:29,931 --> 01:26:31,461 Listen... 1232 01:26:31,531 --> 01:26:35,073 I was delighted to answer your questions all week, 1233 01:26:35,145 --> 01:26:37,538 the thousand questions of your novel. 1234 01:26:37,578 --> 01:26:40,114 I now have one question for you. 1235 01:26:40,637 --> 01:26:41,666 Go ahead. 1236 01:26:41,749 --> 01:26:43,894 The true question is one 1237 01:26:45,364 --> 01:26:48,834 usually asked only in churches or registry offices 1238 01:26:49,151 --> 01:26:51,367 and that you answer, ''I do.'' 1239 01:26:54,156 --> 01:26:55,685 That's beautifully put. 1240 01:26:55,756 --> 01:26:57,900 May I use it in my novel? 1241 01:26:58,987 --> 01:27:00,516 Can you say it again? 1242 01:27:01,282 --> 01:27:04,884 It's a question asked only in churches or registry offices 1243 01:27:04,965 --> 01:27:07,253 and that you answer, ''I do.'' 1244 01:27:08,372 --> 01:27:11,180 The men I've frequented 1245 01:27:11,257 --> 01:27:13,507 don't have pleasant memories of me. 1246 01:27:18,799 --> 01:27:23,836 At my wedding reception, I met my so-called second victim. 1247 01:27:24,291 --> 01:27:27,833 He was a reporter for the local paper at the time. 1248 01:27:33,813 --> 01:27:35,685 He interviewed me 1249 01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:38,223 and, on reading his article the next day, 1250 01:27:38,297 --> 01:27:40,867 I saw he used his pen well. 1251 01:27:42,535 --> 01:27:46,910 So I asked him if he would like to be my secretary. 1252 01:27:49,071 --> 01:27:53,658 Three months later, when my husband learnt I didn't want children 1253 01:27:53,729 --> 01:27:56,538 and that marriage wasn't for me, 1254 01:27:57,136 --> 01:27:58,687 he took his own life. 1255 01:28:02,523 --> 01:28:04,951 I'm going to have to indict you. 1256 01:28:10,656 --> 01:28:13,085 - Judith Ralitzer? - In there. 1257 01:28:23,621 --> 01:28:25,670 Wake me from this nightmare. 1258 01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:27,541 Calm down, Judith. 1259 01:28:33,735 --> 01:28:36,199 The police have nothing to go on. 1260 01:28:37,488 --> 01:28:39,217 Why believe that madwoman? 1261 01:28:39,294 --> 01:28:42,138 They're following any track they can. 1262 01:28:42,841 --> 01:28:49,027 Would you believe that the captain is the victim's sister's lover? 1263 01:28:55,075 --> 01:28:59,413 A Ghost Murder 1264 01:29:08,595 --> 01:29:12,340 Would you read your statement and sign it, please? 1265 01:29:14,399 --> 01:29:16,474 Read it but don't sign it. 1266 01:29:47,001 --> 01:29:48,907 What kind of dirty trick is this? 1267 01:29:53,118 --> 01:29:54,671 Let's call it... 1268 01:29:56,595 --> 01:29:59,130 a magic trick that worked at last. 1269 01:30:04,484 --> 01:30:06,142 I'd like to understand. 1270 01:30:15,988 --> 01:30:18,273 Why did we wait seven years? 1271 01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:24,259 Maybe we needed to sleep with a few words first? 1272 01:30:24,329 --> 01:30:26,164 That's beautiful! 1273 01:30:43,237 --> 01:30:44,789 To literature. 1274 01:30:56,757 --> 01:30:58,559 What's that there? 1275 01:30:59,260 --> 01:31:01,169 France, I hope. 1276 01:31:07,533 --> 01:31:09,085 You're up early. 1277 01:31:12,642 --> 01:31:16,387 It would be a crime to sleep on a morning like this. 1278 01:31:17,403 --> 01:31:20,460 The perfect crime even, skipper. 1279 01:31:24,527 --> 01:31:26,080 What's this I see? 1280 01:31:27,726 --> 01:31:31,162 Look at this empty glass, skipper. Would you... 1281 01:31:31,827 --> 01:31:35,122 Could you fill it for me? Please... 1282 01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:37,247 Haven't you had enough? 1283 01:31:38,188 --> 01:31:41,623 Know what Blondin said? 1284 01:31:41,697 --> 01:31:44,196 ''Literature is a blend of liters and erasures.'' 1285 01:31:44,269 --> 01:31:45,762 All right. 1286 01:31:47,050 --> 01:31:48,187 You're too kind. 1287 01:31:48,892 --> 01:31:51,487 - Can you take the helm? - Certainly. 1288 01:31:53,967 --> 01:31:55,553 Careful... 1289 01:31:58,972 --> 01:32:01,258 - What do I do? - Just hold it. 1290 01:32:02,133 --> 01:32:03,686 0kay, I'll hold it. 1291 01:32:05,818 --> 01:32:08,034 It's on automatic pilot anyway. 1292 01:32:09,954 --> 01:32:12,006 Two automatic pilots now. 1293 01:32:13,326 --> 01:32:15,341 What if I see an iceberg? 1294 01:32:15,863 --> 01:32:18,113 It's time you went back to bed. 1295 01:33:20,510 --> 01:33:22,654 Why stage such a thing? 1296 01:33:26,210 --> 01:33:29,089 I knew that when I wrote ''the end'', 1297 01:33:29,164 --> 01:33:32,838 you would get rid of me one way or another. 1298 01:33:32,918 --> 01:33:35,170 I imagined the perfect crime for you. 1299 01:33:36,220 --> 01:33:40,214 God, the Other by an unknown would have sold what? 1300 01:33:40,738 --> 01:33:42,788 3,000 copies at the most. 1301 01:33:43,207 --> 01:33:48,516 Signed by Ralitzer, it's top of the best-seller list. 1302 01:33:53,982 --> 01:33:57,383 This much treachery is a lot for one man. 1303 01:33:58,813 --> 01:34:02,806 I called your publisher from the yacht one night. 1304 01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:06,772 That's when I understood 1305 01:34:07,014 --> 01:34:09,230 that my days were numbered. 1306 01:34:15,182 --> 01:34:18,784 And you sent Huguette to humiliate me in public? 1307 01:34:21,925 --> 01:34:24,140 She thought I was dead too. 1308 01:34:24,670 --> 01:34:29,636 But I forgot she knew too much. 1309 01:34:35,306 --> 01:34:36,859 And now? 1310 01:34:38,018 --> 01:34:39,121 What do you want? 1311 01:34:40,104 --> 01:34:42,319 To see you leave this place. 1312 01:34:43,126 --> 01:34:44,679 Cleared. 1313 01:34:45,803 --> 01:34:47,356 Totally cleared. 1314 01:34:50,287 --> 01:34:51,944 Cleared by your ghost. 1315 01:34:53,344 --> 01:34:56,188 You're the most innocent culprit ever. 1316 01:35:03,563 --> 01:35:05,115 A 1953 vintage. 1317 01:35:06,274 --> 01:35:08,040 The year of your birth. 1318 01:35:13,990 --> 01:35:18,398 If I understand rightly, I'm free. Can I go? 1319 01:35:23,790 --> 01:35:25,556 I'd rather go alone. 1320 01:36:51,413 --> 01:36:55,122 She chose the same way out as Hemingway or Romain Gary. 1321 01:36:55,202 --> 01:36:59,576 Authors, as well I know, are fragile people. 1322 01:36:59,652 --> 01:37:03,016 Perhaps more fragile and more sensitive than others. 1323 01:37:03,091 --> 01:37:06,006 Judith was a great author and a great writer. 1324 01:37:06,081 --> 01:37:09,896 How can anyone vanish for a year? 1325 01:37:10,634 --> 01:37:12,541 Some vanish for good. 1326 01:37:12,962 --> 01:37:14,514 Meaning? 1327 01:37:15,777 --> 01:37:19,486 - Remember Sabrina's father? - Here we go again. 1328 01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:21,951 Page 250... 1329 01:37:23,006 --> 01:37:25,744 A hooker hairdresser, is that true too? 1330 01:37:25,822 --> 01:37:27,480 What do you think? 1331 01:37:28,220 --> 01:37:30,790 Were you a hooker or a hairdresser? 1332 01:37:31,556 --> 01:37:34,673 I did hookers' hair. Happy now? 1333 01:37:43,790 --> 01:37:45,900 I'll move to another room. 1334 01:37:49,874 --> 01:37:51,427 Where are you? 1335 01:38:01,238 --> 01:38:03,833 Judith paid with her life. 1336 01:38:06,661 --> 01:38:08,911 Are you sure it's a good idea? 1337 01:38:47,918 --> 01:38:49,648 What were you doing all year? 1338 01:38:53,966 --> 01:38:56,631 I often felt like calling you. 1339 01:38:59,664 --> 01:39:01,607 But when I heard your voice, 1340 01:39:02,374 --> 01:39:03,927 I hung up. 1341 01:39:06,581 --> 01:39:08,488 Why arrange to meet here? 1342 01:39:10,648 --> 01:39:14,676 This is where our tracks first crossed. 1343 01:39:17,807 --> 01:39:19,502 Is this song familiar? 1344 01:39:24,793 --> 01:39:26,666 Did she plan to kill you? 1345 01:39:32,197 --> 01:39:34,247 I killed Judith in a way. 1346 01:39:38,835 --> 01:39:40,494 And I finished her off. 1347 01:39:42,971 --> 01:39:44,499 You've changed your glasses. 1348 01:39:49,054 --> 01:39:50,748 Real writer's glasses... 1349 01:39:57,046 --> 01:39:58,633 Close your eyes. 1350 01:40:00,348 --> 01:40:01,900 Close your eyes. 1351 01:40:04,693 --> 01:40:06,388 Count to ten. 1352 01:41:54,838 --> 01:41:57,930 T R A C K S 1353 01:44:00,760 --> 01:44:03,046 I think I see cops on the right. 1354 01:44:03,506 --> 01:44:05,378 And I don't know them... 1355 01:44:08,477 --> 01:44:10,207 The eyes of a hawk... 1356 01:44:10,284 --> 01:44:12,570 No, of an airhead. 1357 01:44:14,697 --> 01:44:17,470 Where are we off to like this? 1358 01:44:18,729 --> 01:44:21,573 Subtitles: Ian Burley 1359 01:44:21,649 --> 01:44:25,429 Subtitle processing: Global Vision 1360 01:44:25,820 --> 01:44:30,927 T R A C K S 94682

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