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BEEP
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Do you need bags?
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Uh, yeah, just the 5p ones, please.
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These ones are 15p.
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15p?!
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No, I can carry all this.
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OK.
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Ah.
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Lucky I got the pockets.
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Hm.
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Uh-huh.
HE WHISTLES
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HE MUMBLES
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There...
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GRUNTING
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Yep, he's gone.
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WHISTLING
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Poke it round the back.
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Thank you. It's two
for one on those.
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MUMBLING
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Good I've got muscles.
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Yeah, right.
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That in here.
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Right.
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Bananas.
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In there.
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HE WHISTLES
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Yeah, nearly there.
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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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HE CHUCKLES
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Hah...
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Cash or card? Uh, card, please.
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BLEEP
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Would you like your receipt?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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See you later.
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Oh, I like the pink and cream, but
it's not very you, is it, Leslie?
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Nah, plain white's more me.
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Yeah, simple.
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Your mum would have liked the white,
and it is a fair bit cheaper.
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Everything is so expensive
in here, Dad, are you sure?
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Money's not important. No.
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No.
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We're getting there, though.
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PHONE VIBRATES
Oh, great.
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It's one of my painters, Jessock.
He can't do tomorrow now.
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Another job I'm going to have
to cancel. Is it just painting?
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Cos I could do that. No, no,
this is skilled decorating work.
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Oh, but he painted over all
the mould in the bathroom,
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and it looks absolutely fine. Yeah.
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This is a new customer.
I can't risk a bad review.
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Give him a chance, Dad.
We need the money.
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What if he screws up?
How can he do that?
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OK, I suppose it is just
a dining room and a hallway.
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Cheers, Chris.
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Thanks, Dad.
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I won't let you down, Chris.
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Hey, what about these ones?
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CHINA BREAKING
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Oh, God.
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Wait, you see how yours and Dave's
overalls are paint splattered?
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Yeah.
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Look at mine. They're brand-new.
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So? Well, it's a bit of
a giveaway, isn't it?
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What do you want me to do?
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Can we swap?
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No.
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Can you ask Dave?
No, I can't ask Dave.
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Look, this old boy is so
short-sighted he won't even notice.
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Now, go and ring on the doorbell,
cos we've got another job to go to.
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Seriously, Chris. If I don't look
the part, I won't feel the part.
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HE SIGHS
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OK. Come on. Quick.
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Now, I'm only working
nearby, all right?
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Please call me if you need any help.
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It's one room and a hallway.
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What sort of idiot would I be
if I needed help with that, eh?
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Or text me.
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I'm not calling or texting.
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I'm going to show exactly what sort
of man your daughter's marrying.
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Oh, a bit more on the legs.
Like a splatter.
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Right, that's your lot.
We've got to go.
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Cheers, Chris.
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HE GIGGLES
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Cheers, Dave.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Morning. Uh, Graham, is it?
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Yes.
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Hi, I'm Leslie. Here to do
the painting. You're late.
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Come in.
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Oh, uh, mind your backs.
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All right, all right. I can see you.
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Everything all right, Graham?
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Yeah, look, I'm sorry, but the last
time I had the decorators in,
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they left paint everywhere
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and they put everything
back in the wrong place.
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Basically, they did a terrible job.
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Bunch of cowboys? Well, they
certainly took advantage of me
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because I was older.
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And that's what kicked off
my daughter into thinking
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she could stick me into a home.
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That's awful, mate.
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Well, don't worry.
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Us at Chris Smith, we always
do a very professional job.
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Oh, well, it's good to hear it.
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So...you been doing this long, then?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Mm. Well, it's the hall ceiling,
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and in here, it's this wall
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and it's this wall.
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And I'd put some sheets down
to protect the carpet.
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Nice one, Graham.
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Just off down the shops.
Be back in a bit.
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HE WHISTLES
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WHISTLING
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WHISTLING A TUNE
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GRUNTING
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WOOD BREAKS
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HE GROANS
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HE GRUNTS
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Um...
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Uh...
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There.
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HE PANTS
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BUGLE RINGTONE PLAYS
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Oh...
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Hi, Jem.
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Hey, Dad was just wondering
if you'd dropped your phone
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in some paint or something cos
you haven't called him yet.
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Oh, did he, actually?
Well, everything's going very well,
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if you must know.
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Is the man nice?
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Um, yes, sort of.
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Can I go now? OK. I'll leave you to
it. Just making sure you're OK.
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Yeah. Yeah, don't worry about me,
babe. I'm absolutely smashing it.
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See you later. I'm... Oh.
He's gone.
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My fiance.
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TOOLS CLATTER ON THE FLOOR
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Urgh!
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Oh...
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Yeah.
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DOOR CLOSES
All right?
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How's it going? Oh, yeah, fine.
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Just...on lunch.
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Oh. And have you got some?
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What? Lunch.
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Oh, no.
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Well, I've made a stew,
if you want some.
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Oh, thanks, Graham.
That'll be lovely.
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Liver and onions. Oh... Yummy.
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I'm sorry if I was grumpy earlier.
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Oh. That's all right, mate.
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My daughter,
she was meant to be coming round,
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but then she changed her plans
and I got a bit upset.
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I get quite lonely, you see.
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Have you got any children, Leslie?
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No, but me and my fiance,
we'd really like some.
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Oh. Well, if I were you,
I'd get started.
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It's never the right time,
if you wait.
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That's my April, there.
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Oh, yeah. She's a bit of a looker,
isn't she, Graham?
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It was her first day at school!
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Oh, sorry. I was looking at the
graduation picture when I said that.
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Oh, you mean this one, here?
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And that's the love of my life,
God rest her soul.
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And that is Sandy.
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Ah, I miss her every day.
She got so mucky on our walks,
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I used to have to hose
her down in the garden.
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And she was so loving,
she'd slobber all over you.
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And she loved the postman.
Yeah, and then one day,
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she chased a squirrel into the road
and...car hit her.
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Oh, dear.
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So, why does April want to
put you in a home?
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Oh, she reckons my eyesight's going.
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Yeah. Right.
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The thing about getting old,
Leslie, is inside,
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I don't feel any different
to when I was 30.
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Maybe me eyesight is a little
bit worse, but...
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You said you were lonely.
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Wouldn't you have more people
around you if you were in a home?
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Yeah, a load of old people.
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You should tell April
how you're feeling.
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She might not realise.
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Nah. She's busy at work,
I don't want to trouble her.
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You're a good guy, Leslie.
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A lot better than them
cowboys I had here last time.
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Cheers, Gray.
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Do you know?
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They left a great big paint
circle on the carpet over there.
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What? Yeah, I didn't see
it until after they'd gone.
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Terrible.
Was it...by the wall, over there?
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Yes. Big white circle.
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Oh...dear.
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Well, I'd better crack on cos, um,
I've got the hallway to do, Graham.
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Thanks very much for this.
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Cor! You've hoovered that up. I'll
have to give you some to take home.
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Mm. Yes, please.
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You all right?
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Oh! You've got the broken chair.
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I've been meaning to have
that fixed.
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WHISTLES HITLER HAS
ONLY GOT ONE BALL
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GRAHAM JOINS IN
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TAPPING TEASPOON IN TIME
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RHYTHMICALLY TAPPPING DUSTPAN
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DRUMS ON PAINT LIDS
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What was that? Oh...
Sorry, Graham. That was my brush.
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I thought
you were going to catch it,
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it was going to be
kind of our big finish.
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Oh! Well, we could give it
another go, if you want.
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Be a bit weird, wouldn't it? Ah...
It would be weird, wouldn't it?
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Great. Well, tea.
It's milk and two sugars, yeah?
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I'm going for my afternoon nap.
All right.
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Night-night.
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Ooh! Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh...
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Well, I'm all done, Gray.
Everything's finished.
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Well, thanks.
You've done a great job, Leslie.
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My boss will pick up all this
stuff in a bit.
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It's been nice having you round
today. Yeah, likewise, Gray.
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Oh, and you know that
circle of paint the cowboys left?
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I got rid of it for you. Sorted.
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You did? Blimey!
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Well, thank you very much.
All part of the Chris Smith service.
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Make sure you give the company
a good review.
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Really help me out.
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I will, yeah.
I'll get me daughter to write it.
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She's coming round later.
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She's what?
You were right, I did what you said
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and I told her I was a bit lonely
and she's coming round later.
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Later today?
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Yeah. Well, I told her I'd had
another thought about going
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into the home, so she's coming
round to talk about it.
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And I think I'll pop out
and buy a bottle of wine.
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Anyway, thanks again, Leslie.
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Oh...
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You weren't busy? I was, actually.
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I was spring cleaning my dating
apps, having a bit of a cull.
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I've let a lot of women down today.
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Have you put a bet
on the Grand National yet?
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I've only got 50 quid to my name,
until I get paid.
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So I put it all on New Year's Lad.
Oh!
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That will never come in.
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Yeah, but if it does,
it's great odds,
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then I can help out Jemma's dad
paying for the wedding.
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Has he warmed up to you, yet?
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Not really, mate.
I might be being paranoid,
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but I think he thinks I'm not good
enough for Jemma.
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I suppose you are punching a bit.
Which is why I need this.
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Got to nail this job.
He should be happy though,
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cos it means you're less likely
to cheat on her.
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You do know I can easily make you
not the best man?
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HE CHUCKLES
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Who else would you have, though?
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Well, I'm getting on pretty well
with the bloke whose house
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I'm painting, actually.
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So, wind your neck in.
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00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:20,640
Hm. Now, be careful with that.
It's not a toy.
258
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,720
I'm serious.
259
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,840
Sweet.
260
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,040
Sour.
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00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,640
Put your seatbelt on.
262
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,200
Ooh! Shut my door?
263
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,840
Now, have I got me...?
264
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,480
No, I need to get...
265
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,320
MUTTERS
266
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,240
Ooh.
267
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,440
GUN FIRES
268
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,520
KEY IN LOCK
269
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,440
WHISTLING
270
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,360
PHONE RINGS
271
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,880
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
272
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,520
I'm coming.
273
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,400
Yes?
274
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,200
No! I was not involved
in an accident last week!
275
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,280
Why can't you people
just leave me alone?
276
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,240
TV: Herbs are about flavour,
not bulk.
277
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,880
So your grandmother
planted this in 1940?
278
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,920
Grand National is really
hotting up now,
279
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,840
Spanish Boy is two lengths
ahead on Summer Love.
280
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,280
And here comes the outsider,
New Year's Lad.
281
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,760
Showing fantastic form,
as he approaches Becher's Brook.
282
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,920
And White Cliff is now... More or
less duplicates of one another.
283
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,680
The idea being a sort of insurance
policy against one or
284
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,160
the other area being
damaged by disease or a pest.
285
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:20,800
And pulling away. Not sure anyone's
going to catch him now, but oh, no!
286
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,440
He's a faller. The jockey's off.
White Cliff is down!
287
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,200
He's out of the race.
288
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,400
This is remarkable stuff and it's
the outsider, New Year's Lad.
289
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,000
New year's Lad coming
up on the inside to take the lead.
290
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,480
But oh, no! New Year's Lad is down!
New Year's Lad is down, yes.
291
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,280
New Year's Lad has fallen.
He's out of the race.
292
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,880
That's a bad fall. Sad to see that.
Now, who can take advantage of this?
293
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,480
It's Spanish Boy...
PHONE RINGS
294
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,480
Not again!
295
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,840
What?!
296
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,920
What's this?
297
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,160
I don't know...
298
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,480
Yes?
You again?
299
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,960
No! I've told you! I did
not have an accident last week!
300
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,960
But you will,
if you ring here again!
301
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:28,240
What are you talking about?
Threatening behaviour?!
302
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,640
MOBILE RINGS
303
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,000
Leslie? Chris, the job's gone all
304
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,160
really well. Um, tiny problem.
305
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:43,200
I'm stuck in the client's house
and he doesn't know I'm here.
306
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,280
What do you mean?!
307
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,800
Well, I finished the job,
I had to come back, he came home,
308
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,000
and, Chris, I need you to come
and rescue me.
309
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,040
Just ring on the doorbell, get him
out of the way, and I'll sneak out.
310
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:57,200
But you've finished all the painting
and it looks good? Oh, yeah.
311
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,320
All finished. Looks the business.
312
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,760
Urgh.
313
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,000
I've got to go, hurry up.
314
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,200
Ooh. Urgh.
315
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,200
GRUNTING
316
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,120
TOILET FLUSHES
317
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,840
DOORBELL RINGS
318
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,960
DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN
Yes, I heard you the first time!
319
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,320
Graham? Yes.
320
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,280
Oh, it's Chris Smith
here from Chris Smith Decorators.
321
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,480
I'm the boss.
I just thought I'd drop by and see
322
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,920
if you were happy with
the work my colleague did for you.
323
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:11,640
Yeah, very happy.
Leslie was very nice.
324
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,520
Very professional and he was a joy.
325
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,240
Could I possibly see the work
that Leslie did?
326
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:22,360
I like to maintain standards,
even with my experienced tradesmen.
327
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,240
Oh, come in.
328
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,480
Oh, he left a piece
of equipment here.
329
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,960
It was in the middle
of the lounge floor.
330
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,000
MOUTHS
331
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,500
The strange thing is...
332
00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:40,830
Can I give it to you?
333
00:26:40,830 --> 00:26:42,830
Yeah, sure.
334
00:26:53,581 --> 00:26:58,421
Yes, a useful piece of kit. It's not
all brushes and rollers these days.
335
00:26:58,421 --> 00:27:02,941
Anyway, it was the hall,
ceiling and these two walls.
336
00:27:04,821 --> 00:27:06,981
Blimey! Lovely finish.
337
00:27:08,341 --> 00:27:10,181
Good edges.
338
00:27:10,181 --> 00:27:13,581
Great. Well, I hope you'll be giving
us a good online review, Graham.
339
00:27:13,581 --> 00:27:16,661
Oh, definitely, yes.
Leslie was amazing.
340
00:27:16,661 --> 00:27:19,221
Anyway, I'd better go.
I'm just at my Dad's.
341
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:22,341
He got a dried on paint
ring off the carpet that was left
342
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,421
here by the last decorators.
343
00:27:24,671 --> 00:27:26,151
Did he? Yeah.
344
00:27:26,151 --> 00:27:28,031
Over here somewhere.
345
00:27:30,311 --> 00:27:32,311
Yeah, completely gone.
346
00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:39,071
I really did a proper job today.
347
00:27:39,071 --> 00:27:40,911
Didn't go over the lines
or anything.
348
00:27:40,911 --> 00:27:41,951
Well done, babe.
349
00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:43,631
Do you want a 15p bag?
350
00:27:43,631 --> 00:27:45,471
Yes, please. Two.
351
00:27:45,471 --> 00:27:48,391
Two?
Why are you pushing the boat out?
352
00:27:48,391 --> 00:27:51,431
Cos I absolutely smashed it today.
I reckon I'm the guy that's going to
353
00:27:51,431 --> 00:27:53,991
put your dad's little company
firmly on the map.
354
00:27:53,991 --> 00:27:57,031
Yeah. Could be.
355
00:27:58,134 --> 00:28:00,994
Open your dungarees.
Show us there's nothing under there.
356
00:28:01,063 --> 00:28:03,183
I can explain.
Don't try anything stupid.
357
00:28:06,213 --> 00:28:07,853
Put your hands up.
358
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:10,053
Yeah, but my trousers...
Put your hands up!
359
00:28:13,723 --> 00:28:16,843
Now, make your way down the stairs.
Nice and easy.
360
00:28:20,173 --> 00:28:22,893
Keep coming. And again. One more.
361
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,553
Go!
362
00:28:26,293 --> 00:28:28,742
I hope you won't mention
this in your review, Graham.
363
00:28:28,742 --> 00:28:31,142
Head down, keep moving,
get in the van!
364
00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:34,450
Close the doors.
365
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:39,050
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