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Suit, ex-window display, Moss Bros, £30.
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Shirt, Burton's sale, £8.
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Tie, Moss Bros rental, £1 a day,
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£1.
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Shoes, Cats Protection League, £2.
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Looking a million dollars at a funeral...
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- ...absolutely priceless.
- (SHOUTS) I think it's appalling
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what you lot have done to this village!
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You should be ashamed of yourselves,
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turned this place into a bloody circus,
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clogging the roads up with your vans,
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- filming unsociable hours!
- I did say
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you can't park there, Graham, did I not?
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- I did say that.
- It weren't like this
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when that Father Brown lot were here.
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No, they were good as gold.
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And that Mark Williams, taking time out
to pose for photos with anybody!
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Don't get nothing but grief from you lot.
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Nan, what you...?
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- Get inside.
- It's disgraceful!
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- Get inside now.
- Somebody's got to say it to them.
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Somebody's got to say it.
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Your bath bomb's gonna
dissolve to nothing
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if you don't hurry up and get in
that bath.
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For crying out loud!
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You won't be able to use that.
You know that, don't you?
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Because she doesn't want to be seen
in a documentary.
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She says it's TV for nitwits.
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(BIRDSONG)
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KERRY: Er, so, Kurtan's brother...
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- ...snuffed it.
- Half-brother.
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Yeah, he died, unfortunately.
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Er, but, to be honest,
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I didn't really know him.
We weren't close or anything.
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Yeah, it's a bit complicated. So...
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...me and Ray had the same dad,
Marshal Mucklowe.
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He died when I was young.
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Er, but he had Ray when he was 20
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and then had me
when he was in his fifties.
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Kurtan's dad was so old.
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He was the same age as Tina Turner.
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Yeah, but he couldn't move
like Tina Turner.
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Well, no, he had polio.
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Try dancing
when your knees are back to front.
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Agony.
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REV FRANCIS: Well, it's always sad
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when someone passes away.
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I never knew Ray, but, er,
he was a hard-working chap,
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by all accounts, and I'm sure
the Mucklowes will give him
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the sendoff he deserves.
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They're a real, erm, sturdy bunch.
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Nice church, though, innit?
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Yeah, it's really sad,
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but everything happens
for a reason, I suppose.
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Yeah.
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What reason's that?
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Well, it's just the wake's at the Keepers.
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Well, what's that got to do with anything?
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Well, it's just weird,
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because John the landlord's recently
installed a power-punching machine.
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So you're saying
the reason for Ray's death is
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so you can have a punch with the new
power-punch machine at the Keepers?
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Well, the Lord works in mysterious ways.
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Vicar?
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Doesn't the Lord work in mysterious ways?
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I'm sorry?
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The Lord works in mysterious ways,
doesn't he?
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Um, yes. Yes, he does.
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See?
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(SIGHS)
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(LIVELY CHATTER)
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Ohhh!
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(TAPPING ON GLASS)
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Um, I'd just like to, er, quickly say
a few words about my colleague Ray.
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Now, er, we worked together at Mitsubishi
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until Ray retired this year
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after 42 years of, um, excellent service.
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Er, he...he was known as someone
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who, er, very much
kept himself to himself.
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But, um, if you remember Ray
like...like I remember Ray,
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then you'll remember Ray
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liked wearing his overalls
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and...eating his lunch at his workspace.
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Ray lived and breathed
working at Mitsubishi,
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and, er, he was often heard
on the, er, factory floor
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saying, er, something about, erm...
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...saying something about,
er, power, er, pumps
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and, er, suspension arms
and, um, what have you,
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because that, er, that was
his specific area.
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But... But over the years,
when we did happen to cross paths,
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which, er, was, sadly, not as much
as I would've liked,
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he'd...he'd always say things like, er,
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"Morning,"
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and, "See you tomorrow..."
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...while Fridays, when he would say...
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"...See you on Monday."
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To Ray, ladies and gentlemen, to Ray.
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ALL: To Ray.
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(POWER-PUNCH MACHINE JINGLES)
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(CHATTER)
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KURTAN: I cannot believe that.
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What was that speech all about?
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You know what? I don't think
Clive knew Ray at all,
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because when I asked Clive
what sort of person Ray was,
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he was like, "Oh, he was sweet,
he was mellow,
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"a bit nutty."
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And I looked at the blackboard
where Clive was looking,
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and he was just reading out
a description of a guest ale.
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A guest ale, Ker.
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Huh?
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Were you talking to me?
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Yeah.
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What did you say?
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You need to get your head
out of them books.
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Just reading your life away.
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(KURTAN SIGHS)
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WOMAN: "...a being of flame and air.
She shivered in his embrace
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"then, eyes still shut, put up her lips.
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"There was nothing cool about the kiss."
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KERRY: Yeah, I really
got into my books of late,
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and the vicar suggested
I go to a book club that he runs.
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And reading this,
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I genuinely...
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...felt like I was reading a diary...
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...of a vampire.
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Yes.
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REV FRANCIS: It's absolutely
wonderful having Kerry in a book club.
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Um, she's, I think, getting
so much out of it. I was...
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...clearing out Jacob's room
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and I found a box
of all his old Goosebumps books
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so I gave them to Kerry,
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and she has devoured them!
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I've got The Blob That Ate Everyone,
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er, Say Cheese And Die!,
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er, A Shocker On Shock Street.
That's really shocking.
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The book club used to be run
by a lady called Margaret,
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and, as can happen with these things,
it had become a bit of a closed shop.
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But Margaret's moved on
and I'm running it now,
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and I'm keen the group should be
open to everyone,
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particularly those who might, er, not be
the most advanced readers
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or might lack a bit of confidence,
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and it's amazing to see people
come out of their shell.
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Next time is Colin's suggestion,
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and it's an all-time classic,
The Jungle Book.
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Colin, would you quickly like to say
why you chose this one?
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No?
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That's...
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OK. Er, never mind.
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Erm, well, have fun reading, everyone.
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Lovely.
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REV FRANCIS: So, how are you
doing, then, Kurtan?
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(SCOFFS) That wake was an absolute joke.
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Oh.
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I thought it was a lovely day.
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I thought you gave Ray a proper sendoff
that he would have been proud of.
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Really? It was like
an advert for Mitsubishi.
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Is there really nothing else
anyone can say about him,
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other than the fact
he worked at fuckin' Mitsubishi?
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- Kurtan, language.
- Sorry, but come on!
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Everyone was more interested
in that power-punch machine
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than they were paying their respects.
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I went round with the condolences book
for people to sign,
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and Martin signed it "RIP, Roy".
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And he was Ray's uncle,
for crying out loud!
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"Roy"?!
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How can someone's life
be so meaningless?
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No-one's life is meaningless, Kurtan.
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(SIGHS) That's what it feels like,
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because if that was my funeral,
I'd be absolutely raging.
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And now he'll just be forgotten about,
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like Flat Eric.
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- Who's Flat Eric?
- Exactly.
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Look, Ray will not be forgotten,
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because he'll live on in the memories
that you have of him.
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I have no memories of him.
I barely knew the man.
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Well, this is a good chance
for you to find out about him, then.
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I'm sure the rest of the family
have some great stories about Ray.
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He was probably a lot more interesting
than you give him credit for.
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- Do you think?
- Mm!
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Yeah. Maybe.
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- I made up my own McDonald's burger...
- Yeah?
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- ...by combining two burgers.
- Yeah.
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It's called Air, Land and Sea.
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- So it's a Filet-O-Fish...
- Yeah.
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...a burger, with, erm...
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- ...a chicken burger...
- Yeah.
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- Oi!
- ...a McChicken Sandwich...
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I heard about your half-brother.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, cheers, Mand.
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Yeah, you think that's bad,
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my whole brother died once.
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- Oh.
- Aww.
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Well, s...sorry to hear that, Mand.
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Why are you sorry?
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I... Sorry that he died.
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Oh, do you know Kevin?
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KERRY: Do you know Kevin?
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N-No. No.
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Why are you sorry, then?
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Well, I'm sorry for you.
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Well, why?
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I hated him. I'm glad he's dead,
all the wicked things he's done.
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Good. And he's burning in hell.
I'm smiling my head off.
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Oh. Well, that's good, then.
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Yeah.
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Why's that good?
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He's still my little brother
I used to read stories to at night.
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- Aww.
- Yeah. Of course.
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OK, well, see you in a bit, Mand.
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Yeah, see ya.
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Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy.
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hm.
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Blitzer Maloney, all skinny and bony.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Muffin McLay...bundle of hay.
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Yeah.
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Bottomley Potts, all covered in spots.
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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- Hercules Morse, big as a horse.
- Mm.
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And Hairy Maclary at Donaldson's Dairy.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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You know, we were discussing that book
at Book Club the other day.
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- Where?
- Well, see ya.
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Er, at Book Club at the village hall
with the vicar.
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But, yeah...
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- Bye, then!
- Oh, bye!
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Right. Sorry, bye.
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(KERRY BREATHES HEAVILY)
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I think my fight-or-flight's kicked in.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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- Look at that.
- Come on, let's just get home.
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- I think I've got it working.
- Yeah? Great.
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I've got the tapes here, look.
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If it's gonna be anywhere,
it's gonna be in there.
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KURTAN: Well, yeah,
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I've been thinking a lot about
what the vicar said, and he's right,
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I just need to get to know Ray better,
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which is, obviously, hard
with him being dead now.
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But Kerry remembered that her mum's got
a video of Ray's 40th birthday party,
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which was also the millennium.
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So, yeah, proper excited about
seeing what Ray was really like!
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Oh, it takes me back, doing that.
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SUE: Oh, bloody hell! Mart?
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Yeah, what?
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I can't bloody work this thing! I don't
know if it's been poisoned or not.
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MARTIN: I don't wanna lose my deposit
from Radio Rentals. Give it here.
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- SUE: Look, I can't.
- Martin.
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- SUE: There's no... No, no, no!
- Just press that.
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- SUE: I do display there...
- MARTIN: So press that!
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Oh, I see.
252
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Oh, little Monica and Chandler in there.
253
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- Aww.
- Are you looking forward to
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the millennium, little fellas?
255
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Millennium party. Party. Party!
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- KERRY: Look how old everything is!
- Yeah.
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2000!
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- You all right there, Trish?
- KERRY: Trish!
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Oh, there we go.
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Lovely, lovely!
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And, er, you all right there, Rick?
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KURTAN: Rick! (LAUGHS)
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(PARTY CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
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- Hi, Sue!
- Hiya!
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KURTAN: Where's Ray?
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- Martin!
- My dad!
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His hair!
268
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- (PHONE RINGS)
- SUE: Him and that ringtone!
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I'm telling you, Stuart!
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Oh, for goodness' sake.
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- Stuart doesn't change, does he?
- No.
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SUE: Kerry!
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- Kerry!
- That's us!
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No finishing the crisps, please!
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Kerry!
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- We loved that game!
- Yeah.
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00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:01,480
You can't get through to them
when that Crash Bandicoot's on.
278
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I can't get over Dad's hair.
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00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,240
KURTAN: Well, where's Ray, then?
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KERRY: Dancing!
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00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,600
- KERRY: There he is.
- You having a good birthday, Ray?
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00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,400
KURTAN: There he is. But...
283
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,000
Give me the remote.
284
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(SUE LAUGHS)
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Rewind it.
286
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You having a good birthday, Ray?
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00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,560
KURTAN: There he is, look.
288
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,360
That is haunting.
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00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,640
Yeah.
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His own 40th birthday party,
on his own,
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a ghost at his own feast.
292
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,400
They were right about
him always wearing his overalls, though.
293
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,680
Yeah.
294
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So, welcome to Book Club, everyone,
295
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and a very warm welcome
to a new face, Mandy Harris.
296
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:13,120
It's so lovely to have new members.
Welcome, Mandy. Erm,
297
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:16,560
so, The Jungle Book,
how did everyone get on with it?
298
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,120
Yes, Kayleigh?
299
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:23,280
I think identity plays
a big part in this world
300
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and the nature-nurture debate,
301
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,720
cos I think Mowgli struggles
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with his sense of belonging
in the two worlds.
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No.
304
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REV FRANCIS: Er... Er, sorry,
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Kayleigh, carry on.
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- Carry on.
- And, erm...
307
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I think...we see this when he gets
frustrated that he can't do
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- the things all the animals can do...
- REV FRANCIS: Mm.
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...like...smelling.
310
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That's wrong.
311
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REV FRANCIS: Yes, it's great
to have new members.
312
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It's important that the club
is inclusive of everyone,
313
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no matter how experienced
a reader you are,
314
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:06,800
and each new member brings
a unique and different perspective,
315
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:11,120
which is always welcomed
and creates good, healthy debate.
316
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:14,360
I don't know about the rest of you,
I think I would love to be friends
317
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,840
with Baloo. He's that big brother
you always wanted, isn't he?
318
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,840
He's not the big brother
I wanted. He's an idiot.
319
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:25,920
Erm... Er, next time we'll be reading
something a little spookier.
320
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,120
Kerry, maybe you'd like
to explain your choice?
321
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,160
Er, this is Goosebumps.
322
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,680
Don't know if you're familiar
with the Goosebumps books.
323
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:37,200
And this is called
Piano Lessons Can Be Murder.
324
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,520
And let's just say, after you read this,
325
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you won't be taking piano lessons
any time soon!
326
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,560
MANDY: Why?
327
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,400
Er, well, I don't...
328
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,120
Er, you'll...find out when you read it.
329
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,400
Er, no, I won't.
330
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,600
You can tell me anyway, because
I probably won't read it, anyway.
331
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,600
- Well, you might read it.
- No, I ain't gonna read it.
332
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,200
OK.
333
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,480
Er, it's basically about
a boy called Jerry...
334
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,440
...who takes piano lessons
335
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,360
and finds out his piano teacher
is a robot.
336
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,840
And then what happens?
337
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,480
He, er, murders people,
338
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,760
just chops off everyone's hands.
That's the end.
339
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,880
I probably would've read that
if you hadn't ruined the ending.
340
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,720
Well done.
341
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,160
Right...
342
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,880
KERRY: So, how do you think
Book Club went?
343
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,360
- Um...
- Mm-hm?
344
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,960
Well, er...
345
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,200
I think I know
why you're asking that question.
346
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,200
Oh. Why would that be, do you think?
347
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,080
- Mandy...
- Yeah?
348
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,080
- ...has...
- ...was like an atomic bomb,
349
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,680
blasting Book Club and all the books in it
350
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,840
within a 40,000-mile radius...
351
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,640
Kerry I...I just think she was
getting the hang of it.
352
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,840
- She was getting the hang of it?
- She misunderstood the ground rules.
353
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,080
- Totally dominating the whole thing...
- Yes.
354
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,320
...being rude to Kayleigh.
355
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,560
I had to look after Kayleigh.
Kayleigh was in tears afterwards.
356
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,120
- Was she?
- So I just thought I'd let you know
357
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,440
that we both, um, are now
non-members of Book Club.
358
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,480
- No, wait a second, Kerry.
- No, we're walking out.
359
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,280
- Kerry...
- It's either her or us.
360
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:38,160
Kerry, it doesn't need to be like that.
I'm going to talk to Mandy, all right?
361
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,960
- You've got to give me a chance.
- What are you gonna say to her?
362
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,920
You need to say...
I will do what you have to say.
363
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,880
"Mandy, this behaviour is mental, yeah?
364
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,120
"You have to not come to Book Club
any more. In fact, you're banned."
365
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:52,280
- No, Kerry.
- "You need to seek mental health
366
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,000
- "and not come to Book Club."
- Kerry...
367
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,360
- That's what you need to say!
- Hold on one second, please.
368
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,320
Can I speak?
369
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,160
Book Club is for everyone,
370
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,520
- and that's the way it's going to remain.
- Yeah, who's not nuts.
371
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,920
Please let me deal with this and...
372
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,680
- OK, I trust you.
- ...and please just trust me...
373
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,080
- I trust you.
- ...to talk to her.
374
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,400
Thank you. Thank you for...
your patience. I appreciate it.
375
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,000
Because I have been patient.
376
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,960
Yep, you have.
377
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,280
OK? Bye!
378
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,840
Bye!
379
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,480
REV FRANCIS: Well, look...
380
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:26,080
...there are always tensions
in any group dynamic,
381
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,000
but Book Club is for everyone,
382
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:31,440
and that is not something
I'm prepared to compromise on.
383
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,080
I'm sure, with time and support,
384
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,720
Mandy will blossom into
a very valued contributor.
385
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,480
(BANG)
386
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,080
(BANG)
387
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:47,840
(BANG)
388
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,160
(THUD)
389
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,080
Can you just stop doing that, please?
390
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,120
(KURTAN SIGHS)
391
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,360
You all right?
392
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,880
No, not really.
393
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,040
Why?
394
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,440
Just...
395
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:18,000
I just wish I had...
an anecdote or a story about Ray
396
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,440
so I know that, you know, at least
397
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:25,560
he made some sort of mark
on the world before he died.
398
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,720
Well, I could always ask Mum.
399
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,160
No, don't bother.
I'm not in the mood for her.
400
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,440
Well, she must have some memories of Ray.
401
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,200
Yeah, but I just...
402
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,120
- Well, I can just ask her now.
- No.
403
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,080
- Don't...
- Mum?
404
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,240
Ker...
405
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,600
Do you remember Ray?
406
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,520
- Ray?
- Ray!
407
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,880
No!
408
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,240
Ray Mucklowe, Kurtan's half-brother!
409
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,480
Mum, he's dead.
410
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,640
Mum, Kurtan's down here.
411
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,040
All right, Mum.
412
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,400
OK, enough.
413
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,680
Enough, please.
414
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,600
Sorry.
415
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,680
I did say, didn't I?
416
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,240
- Just don't get her involved.
- Mm.
417
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,120
REV FRANCIS: OK, so,
418
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,560
Piano Lessons Can Be Murder.
419
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,880
Well, I have to say Kerry, I was
very pleasantly surprised by this book,
420
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,800
so thank you very much for your
suggestion. It was a real page-turner.
421
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,160
- I don't know what you thought. But...
- Oh, Vicar?
422
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,080
If it's all right, I wondered
if, erm, because I've been
423
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:03,840
so very, very inspired
by everybody reading books...
424
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,840
...if I read out a story
that I've written.
425
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,080
Er...
426
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,960
...w...well, that's...
427
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,760
...wonderful. Erm...
428
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,400
- Murder In The Cupboard...
- OK, very quickly.
429
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,000
...by Mandy Harris.
430
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,280
(MANDY CLEARS HER THROAT)
431
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,360
"A little girl called Sarah was asleep.
432
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,200
" 'Bark,' said Sarah's dog.
433
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,960
" 'Shut it,' said Sarah.
434
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,920
" 'Bark, bark, bark,' said the dog.
435
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,760
" 'Shut your mouth, I'm trying to get
40 winks here,' said Sarah.
436
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,000
" 'Bark,' said the dog.
437
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,400
" 'If you bark one more time,
I'm kicking you so hard up the arse.'
438
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,720
" 'Bark,' the dog replied.
439
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:41,160
"Sarah booted the dog so far up the arse
his head smashed into the cupboard.
440
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,840
"The door swung open to reveal
a murderer what had been
441
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,960
"hiding in the cupboard this whole time.
442
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,440
" 'Oh, fuck,' said Sarah,
443
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,080
" 'I didn't realise you was barking
at a murderer in the cupboard.
444
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:54,440
" 'I thought you was winding me up,
because that's what you usually do.'
445
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,320
"The dog didn't reply,
cos it was massively concussed.
446
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,160
"Sarah looked at the cupboard.
447
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,720
"It wasn't a murderer after all.
448
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,120
"It was just a suit jacket
that looked like a murderer in the dark.
449
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,480
" 'So you was winding me up
after all, then,' said Sarah.
450
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,680
"The very next day, Sarah took the dog
to the Dogs Trust
451
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:17,040
"and they couldn't rehome him,
so they, sadly, put him down.
452
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,080
"The end."
453
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,160
REV FRANCIS:
Yes, it's...very important
454
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,960
that the book club remains as open
455
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,640
as possible. Er, at the same time,
456
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:31,080
sometimes one has to think about
the happiness of the group
457
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,640
rather than the individual...
458
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,400
Was any of you surprised
459
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,920
when the murderer in the cupboard
turned out to be a suit jacket?
460
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,840
Cos I was,
and I was the one that wrote it.
461
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,400
...especially when
the individual concerned is...
462
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,840
...somewhat of an acquired taste.
463
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,480
(KURTAN EXHALES)
464
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,120
Auntie Sheila sent me Ray's diary,
465
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,640
and it's just...
466
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,520
"Monday - Mitsubishi.
467
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,320
"Tuesday - Mitsubishi.
468
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,560
"Wednesday - Mitsubishi.
469
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,400
"Thursday - Mitsubishi."
470
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,480
I... I give up.
471
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,520
I mean, the man's life
was just Mitsubishi,
472
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,560
and I've just gotta accept it.
473
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,640
I just realise I've wasted
474
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,720
a lot of time trying to pin
a personality on Ray
475
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,440
that I don't think ever existed.
476
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,040
The man just loved Mitsubishi,
and that's that.
477
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,600
"Tuesday - Mitsubishi.
478
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,600
"Kitchen hygiene review."
479
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,680
Fuck me, what's the point?
480
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,720
Yeah, so....
481
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:35,280
...I rang up Mitsubishi and asked them
if they'd name their next car after Ray,
482
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,560
which they said was
absolutely out of the question,
483
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:41,200
but they did say they'd, er, fund
a memorial bench in his name,
484
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:46,520
which is nice, and, er, Clive said he'd
come down and do an unveiling ceremony,
485
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,520
erm, which is a little bit annoying.
486
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,160
REV FRANCIS: Ah, lovely.
487
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,760
Yeah, but will people get
that he's dead, though,
488
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,760
and it's not just a retirement bench?
489
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,480
Mm. Yeah, I...I think so.
490
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,480
To me, that looks like a retirement bench.
491
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,400
Well, it's certainly a lovely view
of the cricket pitch.
492
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,680
That I agree with, yeah.
493
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,520
Yeah.
494
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,920
- Oh, look, I don't believe it.
- What?
495
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,720
Look, it's a Mitsubishi pulling in.
496
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,160
- How poignant!
- Oh!
497
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,320
CLIVE: Er, no, that's
a Honda Civic Type R.
498
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,920
I can see why you think
it's a Mitsubishi, though.
499
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,120
Looks a lot like the Evo.
500
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,840
- Ah.
- But it's not.
501
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,720
Well, he's making a meal
of parking that, ain't he?
502
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,160
No, I think he's just
trying to turn round.
503
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,640
You know, it's funny, if you, erm,
if you put the marketplace
504
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,160
in the sat nav, it always brings you
here, for some reason.
505
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,520
- Really?
- Yeah! (LAUGHS)
506
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,680
Are you on Waze?
507
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,960
Er, no, I tend to use Google Maps.
508
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,480
Oh. Well, I would download Waze.
509
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,400
Why? What's the difference?
510
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,800
Um, well, Waze is more
sort of community-based,
511
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,880
and, er, Google Maps is
more data-based, you know.
512
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,440
Waze is better with, er, you know,
traffic alerts and whatnot.
513
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:15,360
And, well, Google, it's... I dunno....
514
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,200
It's more kind of... I don't know,
it's not...it's not so, er...
515
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,920
Rest in peace, Ray!
516
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,360
Yeah, absolutely.
517
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,840
Yes, rest in peace, Ray.
518
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,200
Yeah.
519
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:39,160
So, does Waze alert you to, like,
erm, speed cameras and that?
520
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,800
Well, what happens is
that other people alert you,
521
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,120
so it's like...it's like a kind of
sort of social networking group.
522
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,960
- Right.
- So what happens is, you're....
523
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,600
- How clever!
- Yeah, yeah, it's great.
524
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:51,040
It's really good. So, you'll get alerted
about all sorts of things, you know,
525
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,120
and it re-routes you.
526
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,200
He's more of a Google Maps man, then.
527
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,560
- I think he's a bit overwrought.
- Yeah.
528
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,960
It's understandable.
529
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,800
Well, yeah, give it a year, I think,
and everyone will be using Waze.
530
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,320
- KERRY: Oh, do you think?
- Yeah, yeah, I think so, yeah.
531
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,360
Oh, hello, Mandy?
Er, it's, er, Francis Seaton here.
532
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,080
Hello, how are you?
533
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:30,840
Er, obviously, my intention was
for Book Club to be a broad church,
534
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:34,840
but, well, some people just work better
on their own than in a group.
535
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:39,120
But that's fine. Er, the world would be
a bit boring if we were all team players.
536
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:43,200
Look, the last thing I want to do
is to...upset you.
537
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,920
So Mandy and I had a really
538
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,480
good, robust... honest conversation,
539
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:54,480
and we decided that the best way forward
would be to have a special book club.
540
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,520
So, which one do you want to hear first?
541
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,640
I've got Murder On The Dodgems.
542
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,040
The sessions will be
543
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,560
one on one twice a week,
544
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:06,960
and it can be a sort of open forum
for her creative writing...
545
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,920
...which I'm really delighted about.
546
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,520
MANDY: "Harold had smashed
547
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,760
"into Tom's head on his Dodgem,
which served Harold right for shagging
548
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:21,520
"Tom's wife while Harold was away
doing catering for the RAF.
549
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,320
"Tom was absolutely furious and got out
550
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:27,840
"and started banging the shit out of
Harold's Dodgem with his mallet.
551
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,400
"But that only made Harold angrier.
552
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:34,400
"Harold drove his Dodgem straight at Tom
and took his legs clean off
553
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,480
"and then reversed over his arms
and crushed them into bits, too.
554
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:43,360
"So Tom was just like a fat sack
of potatoes with no arms or legs,
555
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,080
"just a head and a pair of bollocks
hanging off the bottom.
556
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,880
"The end."
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