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(film rolling)
(orchestral music)
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(soft rock music)
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♫ Was I supposed to be keeping track
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♫ Of where we were going
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♫ I was a little distracted
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♫ By the strangers around me
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♫ The strangers that I see
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♫ Get them up in the air figuring out
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♫ Is there a place for me here
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♫ I put my foot down
because I'm not checking out
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♫ Not just yet.
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♫ We're not done counting heads
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♫ With three in a bed
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♫ I've been lulling myself to sleep
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♫ With all that I said
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♫ We're not done counting heads
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♫ With three in a bed ♫
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- [Jay] Morning Nate.
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- Afternoon.
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So, how was your night?
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- Oh, you're not ready for it.
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Sammy got so messy Nate,
it was so embarrassing.
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She needs to sort it out.
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She won't listen to me,
maybe you can talk to her.
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And she's sofa surfing at the moment.
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Maybe she could stay with you.
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I mean, me and Jase would
have her at ours but,
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It's Jase's flat and I don't want him
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to think I'm taking the piss.
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I mean Sammy's taking the piss but
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I think she'd be different
if she was living with you.
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Nate, Nate?
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- What?
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- So what do you think
about Sammy living with you?
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- No, she can jog on.
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- Um.
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- Uh, it's kinda your responsibility Nate.
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- Responsibility?
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Look, ever since mum died all I've done is
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look after you guys.
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You need to learn how to
stand on your own two feet.
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I know that she's already
asked you and Jase,
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and you said no because you
want your own little love nest.
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So jog on.
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- Mum, yeah, what did
mum say on her deathbed?
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She said you need to look
after your little sisters,
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protect us, thanks Nate, I'll
tell Sammy you (mumbles).
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- Jay, Jay I said no!
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Oh fuck off!
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- Shame on you.
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(electronic music)
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- So anyway, he's not texting me back.
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Shagging some slag it's
like sort your head out,
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she's just left school.
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- Excuse me can I have a lighter?
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- I was talking.
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You've got no business coming
over here interrupting me.
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It's rude.
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- Sorry.
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- Anyway, where was I before
I was rudely interrupted.
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- You shouldn't be sleeping
with a married man anyway Sammy,
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It's not very karma friendly, is it Poppy?
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Pops, I said it's not
very karma friendly is it?
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- No, no it'll come back around.
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- Poppy's right Sammy,
it'll come back round.
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- I am starving, my bra
strap it's proper rubbing.
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I wanna take it off.
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Hey it's a shame Nate's
not here to see this,
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he might enjoy it.
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- That's not very appropriate is it Poppy.
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He's our brother.
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Apologize please.
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- Sorry.
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- Good girl, well done, much appreciated.
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Now let's get you fed.
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- Yes please, chips
cheese and gravy please.
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Mmm, I can almost taste it.
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- Poppy, we've talked about
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chips cheese and gravy haven't we.
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You know I can't be seen
with you eating that.
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- Go on, be boring, go and get some food.
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Can always get stamped in first.
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- [Jay] Oh go on then.
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(clearing throat)
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- Sorry.
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- How much has she had to drink?
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- Who?
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- You.
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- Have you heard him?
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It's four o'clock!
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- You ain't coming in love.
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- [Sammy] Well I don't want to
go in your shitty bar anyway
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it's full of little slags.
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- True that.
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- Who you calling a slag?
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- Can smell your fanny from here.
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- Yeah, well it's probably
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her boyfriend's cum you can smell.
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I shagged Jase this morning, it was shit.
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- Jase wouldn't do that.
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- Hold me fucking bag.
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- [Voiceover] To my beautiful boy Nathan.
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I don't need to tell you to
look after Sammy and Jayden,
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I know you will.
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But look after each other.
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I wish I could be around
to protect you all,
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this is what scares me the most,
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knowing I'm leaving you all behind.
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Sammy may appear to be strong
but she's the most vulnerable.
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Not that she would ever admit that.
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Jay, let her think she's right.
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Her heart's in the right place even though
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her head isn't half the time.
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She takes a while.
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They both look up to you, and Nate,
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you need to look after you.
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Find yourself and make every day count.
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Breathe your music.
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(melancholy music)
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- I'm sorry Nate.
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I didn't mean what I said before.
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- Don't be stupid.
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Anyway, I've already got
some cheese on toast on.
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You always did have a
pathological sense Nate.
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- Do you mean telepathic?
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- Yeah exactly, you had that too.
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(melancholy music)
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(phone ringing)
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What is it Jase?
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Put her on the phone.
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She's an absolute Jezebel.
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What is it, did she stick
her fingers up your arse
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because I wouldn't?
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Put her on the phone!
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(smoke detector beeping)
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(smoke detector beeping)
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- You having trouble mate,
do you want the number?
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- Phone number?
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- No, it's five four three O.
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The number to silence the alarm.
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- Oh yeah.
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(beeping)
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Sorry about that.
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- Condoms.
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- What?
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- Stick a condom over it,
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stops your alarm going off.
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- Right yeah.
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- Do you fancy a joint?
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- I'd love to but me
sister's upstairs crying so
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I'd better go and sort that out.
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- Alright, give me two
minutes I'll come right up.
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- Okay, right.
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- It's like the fucking Illuminati
are just everywhere man.
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They've got these chips,
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which they're gonna put in
your hand one of these days,
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and we'll need to scan them
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when you wanna buy pizza at Tescos.
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- No thanks.
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- Your money's stored on this chip,
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and they pay you for
the chip in your hand.
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- Sounds fucked.
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- Maybe you should write a song about it.
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What kind of stuff do you write anyway?
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- Nothing much at the moment,
I've got writers block.
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There's this open mic night thing
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coming up in a few weeks
but they want new material.
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- Fucking go for it man.
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Look, I'll help you write a song.
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(out of tune chords)
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♫ My name is Nate
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♫ I got writers block
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♫ Please make it stop
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♫ Or my heart will go on
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♫ And on and on ♫
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- No, yeah, that was brilliant that.
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- It's a shame Adriana's not here.
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She loves chatting shit,
she'll be well gutted.
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- She your bird then?
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- No.
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She's not my type mate, trust me.
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I'm single.
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Me and Andy work together in a bar.
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- What's your type then?
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- Dark hair, good body, bit
of facial hair would be nice.
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- She sounds proper fit.
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- She's clearly a man.
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So what's your type then?
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- I dunno.
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- Dark hair, good body,
bit of facial hair?
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Sure you're not tempted?
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- Shut up you dick (mumbles).
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♫ Chris and Emma at breakfast
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♫ On Radio Gay UK Gaydio ♫
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- [Voiceover] (mumbles)
And Lee Jennings on vocals,
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and Paul Ing on (mumbles).
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- Don't mind me.
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I'm just enjoying my breakfast.
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- Who the fuck are you?
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- I'm Poppy, Jay's friend.
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Your future wife.
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(laughing)
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Just kidding.
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- Jay!
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- Jay he is really fit.
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- Poppy, close your
mouth when you're eating.
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Looks like I missed out on
all the fun last night boys?
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Nate where did you get
your little friend from?
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Just to let you know,
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I caught my boyfriend
cheating on me last night so,
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quite vulnerable.
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- Right.
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(knocking)
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- Poppy, go and get the
door make yourself useful.
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Go on, hop to it.
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Good girl.
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Oh, cosy.
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- Morning Andy.
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This is Adriana, me flatmate.
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- Oh, so you're not
girlfriend boyfriend then?
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Hiya I'm Jayden, pleased to meet you.
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- Course I'm not his girlfriend, he's--
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- Leaving, you're all leaving
I've got to get to work.
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- This is not what I was going to say.
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- [Jase] Jay, babe!
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- Jay, I suggest you go and sort that out.
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- Poppy, tell him I'm not interested.
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Go (mumbles) please Poppy.
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- Jay, no you go and do it.
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Before I go and knock him out.
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- As if Nate, you're so funny.
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- Right, I think we should make a move.
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Do you fancy a beer later?
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- Yeah.
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- She said you're an F-ing knob Jase.
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- For fucks sakes Pops.
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Tell her she's my only sexy face,
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that girl meant nothing and
I was absolutely smashed.
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- He said,
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for fucks sake Poppy, tell
her she's me only sexy face
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that girl meant nothing he was so smashed.
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- Unacceptable.
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- Right.
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She said unacceptable.
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- Fuck, I didn't know what day it was,
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I didn't know my own name.
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Nothing happened that I
remember, It's an easy mistake.
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- He said--
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- I heard what he said Poppy.
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- And tell her,
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tell her she's the only
one that I'm hot for.
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- Then you need to cool down.
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- For fucks sake babe.
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- I've moved in here
and I'm not coming back.
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Poppy you need to go and
get my things from Jase's.
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There's some money in my purse.
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- But there's only £1.50 in here Jay.
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- The bus is only a pound Poppy.
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- But it takes 45 minutes!
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- I'm going through trauma here.
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The last thing I need is you
scrounging money off me okay.
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- Okay yeah, sorry Jay.
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00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:33,149
I'll be back in a couple of hours.
264
00:14:33,149 --> 00:14:35,816
- Quick as you can please Poppy.
265
00:14:45,814 --> 00:14:46,858
- Yes Nate.
266
00:14:46,858 --> 00:14:47,691
- Alright mate.
267
00:14:47,691 --> 00:14:49,097
- Just thinking about you.
268
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,364
Got off work early and thought
269
00:14:50,364 --> 00:14:52,291
I'm taking Nate out for a pint tonight.
270
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:55,416
- Look I'd love to but I've
got some stuff to sort out.
271
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,402
- Our Jay's moving in
for a couple of weeks so,
272
00:14:57,402 --> 00:14:59,210
I kinda need to lay down the law.
273
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,796
- That's alright, you've got to do
274
00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:03,193
your big brother thing I get it.
275
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,669
- I promise we'll go out
for a beer soon yeah?
276
00:15:05,669 --> 00:15:08,952
- Alright, sounds good
to me, catch you later.
277
00:15:08,952 --> 00:15:10,035
- Later mate.
278
00:15:15,502 --> 00:15:18,441
(electronic music)
279
00:15:18,441 --> 00:15:19,996
- [Jay] She doesn't care, Adriana.
280
00:15:19,996 --> 00:15:21,677
- [Adriana] What, she tell me she move it,
281
00:15:21,677 --> 00:15:23,574
so I (mumbles).
282
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:26,659
- Sammy, pop some hairspray
in before you do that.
283
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,765
Otherwise it won't stay.
284
00:15:28,765 --> 00:15:29,905
- Don't tell me what to do.
285
00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:32,721
(electronic music)
286
00:15:32,721 --> 00:15:34,333
- [Jay] Which, which--
287
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,529
- Go on darling tell me,
this one, or this one?
288
00:15:36,529 --> 00:15:38,929
- Um, either I don't really care.
289
00:15:38,929 --> 00:15:40,105
Don't care.
290
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,375
I feel like we've known
her for ages, don't you?
291
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,853
Sammy?
292
00:15:43,853 --> 00:15:46,282
- Nate's home, do you want a drink?
293
00:15:46,282 --> 00:15:47,535
- Hiya Nate.
294
00:15:47,535 --> 00:15:49,287
- Oh Nate, you're not with Jonny?
295
00:15:49,287 --> 00:15:50,497
You should come out tonight.
296
00:15:50,497 --> 00:15:54,001
It's so hard living with a
man sometimes, so smelly.
297
00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:55,379
- I know that, I know I know.
298
00:15:55,379 --> 00:15:57,597
I was saying the other day wasn't I Nate?
299
00:15:57,597 --> 00:16:00,891
Nate, this place needs
a girly touch, Nate?
300
00:16:00,891 --> 00:16:03,808
(electronic music)
301
00:16:07,558 --> 00:16:09,263
- Check one two, what go on?
302
00:16:09,263 --> 00:16:12,494
Hello, hello everyone welcome
to our first open mic night,
303
00:16:12,494 --> 00:16:15,572
my name is Damien Ludlow and
I'll be your host this evening.
304
00:16:15,572 --> 00:16:16,739
- You alright.
305
00:16:21,598 --> 00:16:23,015
You alright mate.
306
00:16:23,898 --> 00:16:26,538
- Check you out Mr Popular!
307
00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:29,550
- You can nae be this good
looking and not get noticed.
308
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,983
- Very funny, and big headed.
309
00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,363
- First on the mic this evening we've got
310
00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:34,679
My Lyrical Mind!
311
00:16:34,679 --> 00:16:38,012
(cheering and applause)
312
00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:40,810
- I've worked in a lot
of the bars around here.
313
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:43,390
I work for a bit, save,
then go travelling.
314
00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:44,223
I love it.
315
00:16:45,058 --> 00:16:49,225
- Sounds perfect, I'd love
to do something like that.
316
00:16:50,954 --> 00:16:52,164
- Well you make it sound
like it's something
317
00:16:52,164 --> 00:16:53,786
you can't do Nate.
318
00:16:53,786 --> 00:16:56,147
You can do anything you want
if you put your mind to it.
319
00:16:56,147 --> 00:16:58,808
♫ Beautiful scene ♫
320
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:00,702
- I was gonna sign up to do this you know.
321
00:17:00,702 --> 00:17:02,853
♫ Saw us there ♫
322
00:17:02,853 --> 00:17:04,050
- Well let's enter you now then,
323
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:06,038
It's probably not too late.
324
00:17:06,038 --> 00:17:08,427
- No, I don't really feel like it.
325
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,742
- Oh come on, you know
you want to do it really.
326
00:17:10,742 --> 00:17:13,544
Look I'll fill in the form,
all you have to do it turn up.
327
00:17:13,544 --> 00:17:15,830
It's probably not for a while anyway.
328
00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:17,712
You should at least give it a try.
329
00:17:17,712 --> 00:17:19,026
- Nah.
330
00:17:19,026 --> 00:17:20,623
- Look. You stay here, I'll go to the bar,
331
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,014
grab us a pen and then
we'll fill in the form--
332
00:17:22,014 --> 00:17:25,135
- Look, I just said no, I
don't want to sing alright.
333
00:17:25,135 --> 00:17:27,195
Will you just leave it?
334
00:17:27,195 --> 00:17:28,848
- What?
335
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:29,971
Oh don't be like that.
336
00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:31,957
- Do you know what, I'm gonna go.
337
00:17:31,957 --> 00:17:32,971
I'll see you later.
338
00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:35,901
♫ Just say you won't ♫
339
00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:37,198
- [Jonny] Nate!
340
00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:41,537
♫ Look back with a rare song
341
00:17:41,537 --> 00:17:45,287
♫ The wild wind swept us all
342
00:17:47,429 --> 00:17:52,257
♫ But when it landed in one piece ♫
343
00:17:52,257 --> 00:17:54,507
(knocking)
344
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:02,223
- Yeah?
345
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,295
- You left your front door open,
346
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,712
just wanted to check if you were alright.
347
00:18:11,743 --> 00:18:14,082
I get a bit carried away sometimes mate.
348
00:18:14,082 --> 00:18:15,509
I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have gone on like that.
349
00:18:15,509 --> 00:18:18,426
- No, I'm sorry I was being a dick.
350
00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:27,730
- Well good night Nate, see you around.
351
00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:29,563
- Do you fancy a beer?
352
00:18:31,688 --> 00:18:34,688
Um, I've got some beers if you want.
353
00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:39,053
- I'll never say no to a beer.
354
00:18:43,295 --> 00:18:44,128
You mind if I have a smoke?
355
00:18:44,128 --> 00:18:44,961
- No.
356
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:06,899
- So you are at least
thought about entering then.
357
00:19:06,899 --> 00:19:11,066
- Yeah well, I thought
about it the other day but,
358
00:19:12,261 --> 00:19:15,981
I dunno, I've never really
sung in front of people before.
359
00:19:15,981 --> 00:19:19,435
- I'd love for you to sing for me.
360
00:19:19,435 --> 00:19:20,777
I mean I heard you the other day
361
00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:23,360
and I though you was like, wow.
362
00:19:24,787 --> 00:19:27,920
But I'd love it if you
actually sang for me.
363
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:28,753
- I dunno.
364
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:36,217
Fine, but,
365
00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,763
it's a dead old song so.
366
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,590
I'm gonna close my eyes because
I get a bit embarrassed.
367
00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:49,673
- Just do it.
368
00:19:55,188 --> 00:19:58,521
(acoustic guitar music)
369
00:20:13,064 --> 00:20:16,312
♫ We've all lost someone
370
00:20:16,312 --> 00:20:18,895
♫ In our lives
371
00:20:22,163 --> 00:20:25,447
♫ That we'd loved and lost
372
00:20:25,447 --> 00:20:29,614
♫ We all need someone in our hearts
373
00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:38,075
♫ At any cost
374
00:20:38,075 --> 00:20:41,284
♫ We all have someone
375
00:20:41,284 --> 00:20:45,451
♫ In our lives ♫
376
00:20:50,929 --> 00:20:53,929
- Nate, you're giving me goosebumps.
377
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,818
What are you doing to me man?
378
00:21:00,099 --> 00:21:01,889
- So you liked it?
379
00:21:01,889 --> 00:21:02,972
- I loved it.
380
00:21:12,297 --> 00:21:15,297
- Sorry, I shouldn't have done that.
381
00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:18,683
- I'm not.
382
00:21:23,697 --> 00:21:26,615
- I can't believe she let
me finger her at the bar.
383
00:21:26,615 --> 00:21:30,648
- Oh I know, disgusting, in
Brazil she would be stoned.
384
00:21:30,648 --> 00:21:33,039
- Hi boys, Jonny's here.
385
00:21:33,039 --> 00:21:34,610
Are you waiting for me?
386
00:21:34,610 --> 00:21:37,167
- He's not here for you
darling, he fancies your--
387
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:38,736
- Who got fingered?
388
00:21:38,736 --> 00:21:42,903
- Poppy, at the bar, while
she was ordering my drink.
389
00:21:43,771 --> 00:21:45,032
Oh.
390
00:21:45,032 --> 00:21:47,865
(imitating phone)
391
00:21:53,672 --> 00:21:54,707
- Hello.
392
00:21:54,707 --> 00:21:57,200
- Oh hello, Jonny, it's Jay.
393
00:21:57,898 --> 00:21:59,114
- Yeah alright.
394
00:21:59,114 --> 00:22:03,956
- Yeah, I just phoned to
say I'm going for a shower
395
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,039
because I'm really dirty.
396
00:22:08,498 --> 00:22:10,915
Night night, say night night.
397
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:13,764
- Night.
398
00:22:17,908 --> 00:22:19,158
- [Jay] Filthy.
399
00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:27,093
- Okay, I'm off to bed.
400
00:22:27,093 --> 00:22:29,260
Good night boys, have fun.
401
00:22:44,289 --> 00:22:47,956
- Actually I think I'll
call it a night too.
402
00:22:52,229 --> 00:22:54,562
Can I take you out tomorrow?
403
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:57,452
- Yeah.
404
00:22:58,503 --> 00:22:59,670
I'd like that.
405
00:23:01,517 --> 00:23:03,434
- Okay, be ready at 10.
406
00:23:13,770 --> 00:23:14,687
Night Nate.
407
00:23:27,136 --> 00:23:29,553
- Babe, I bought you flowers!
408
00:23:30,557 --> 00:23:32,256
And I've got your favorite chocolate.
409
00:23:32,256 --> 00:23:33,194
- Do you know what Jase?
410
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,777
You can take this and fuck off!
411
00:23:36,932 --> 00:23:38,819
You could have took my
frigging eye out then.
412
00:23:38,819 --> 00:23:40,845
- Good, at least then
you wouldn't be able to
413
00:23:40,845 --> 00:23:44,709
stare at any fucking slag
that walked past you.
414
00:23:44,709 --> 00:23:46,725
- I bought you flower.
415
00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:47,558
Shit!
416
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:52,146
(rock music)
417
00:24:04,435 --> 00:24:06,512
- This band are ace.
418
00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:07,818
- I know you'd like them.
419
00:24:07,818 --> 00:24:09,487
That'll be you up there on day soon.
420
00:24:09,487 --> 00:24:10,691
- Yeah right.
421
00:24:10,691 --> 00:24:12,596
Right you, shots.
422
00:24:12,596 --> 00:24:14,522
I've decided every time
you moan about singing
423
00:24:14,522 --> 00:24:16,212
you have to do a shot.
424
00:24:16,212 --> 00:24:19,685
- Alright bring it on,
you're paying though.
425
00:24:19,685 --> 00:24:21,404
♫ I got this feeling ♫
426
00:24:21,404 --> 00:24:23,148
- Hey Natey boy, hi.
427
00:24:23,148 --> 00:24:26,793
I didn't know that you were
into the Sons of the Strange.
428
00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:29,943
- I'm not me mate loves them,
429
00:24:29,943 --> 00:24:32,304
just brought me along.
430
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,137
- Alright.
431
00:24:35,148 --> 00:24:35,981
Woohoo!
432
00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:42,512
So um, are we gonna catch that
second drink any time soon?
433
00:24:44,361 --> 00:24:45,751
- You alright.
434
00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,168
- This is Debbie.
435
00:24:48,011 --> 00:24:50,194
- I had a primary school
teacher called Debbie.
436
00:24:50,194 --> 00:24:51,605
She was strict as fuck.
437
00:24:51,605 --> 00:24:54,620
♫ Because I got this
feeling you will be mine ♫
438
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:57,200
- Anyway, let me know Nate.
439
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,201
I'm free Saturday.
440
00:24:59,710 --> 00:25:00,543
- Cool.
441
00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:04,837
♫ Time keeps turning time
keeps spinning around ♫
442
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,519
- She looks like she's wearing
one of my nan's numbers.
443
00:25:07,519 --> 00:25:10,352
- Yeah she's just some bird I
went on a date with ages ago.
444
00:25:10,352 --> 00:25:12,957
- How come she didn't make
it to the second round then?
445
00:25:12,957 --> 00:25:15,374
(rock music)
446
00:25:22,226 --> 00:25:25,035
I got two left feet me,
I can't control them.
447
00:25:25,035 --> 00:25:26,953
- Yeah I can see that, It's embarrassing.
448
00:25:26,953 --> 00:25:30,822
- Oh alright then, you
show me how it's done.
449
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,072
- Yes, come on!
450
00:25:33,082 --> 00:25:34,749
- Alright, show off.
451
00:25:36,192 --> 00:25:38,093
- Right, where to next?
452
00:25:38,093 --> 00:25:41,353
- Where do you want the night to take us?
453
00:25:41,353 --> 00:25:45,520
♫ Take it or leave it every time ♫
454
00:25:58,747 --> 00:26:01,206
- Just listen to that.
455
00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:02,039
- What?
456
00:26:03,465 --> 00:26:07,905
- Your flat, sounds quiet
up there for a change.
457
00:26:07,905 --> 00:26:11,188
- Yeah well that's not gonna last.
458
00:26:11,188 --> 00:26:14,373
Any minute now Jay'll be
through that door crying.
459
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:17,095
And Sammy, she'll smell that a mile off.
460
00:26:17,095 --> 00:26:19,676
She's like a sniffer dog.
461
00:26:19,676 --> 00:26:22,821
- Has it always been like this?
462
00:26:22,821 --> 00:26:24,973
- What, chaotic?
463
00:26:24,973 --> 00:26:27,056
Yeah a bit of an handful.
464
00:26:30,646 --> 00:26:32,563
I dunno how she did it.
465
00:26:33,763 --> 00:26:36,239
Me mum was brilliant with them.
466
00:26:36,239 --> 00:26:38,072
She just had this way.
467
00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:41,447
- When did she die?
468
00:26:43,873 --> 00:26:47,618
Sorry, you don't have to talk about it.
469
00:26:47,618 --> 00:26:51,701
- It would have been eight
years ago last Friday.
470
00:26:54,706 --> 00:26:57,801
- I'm sure she's proud mate.
471
00:26:57,801 --> 00:26:58,884
- I doubt it.
472
00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:04,665
I can't do it as well as she did.
473
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:08,545
Which is a joke because
she thought I could.
474
00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:12,545
Sounds like bollocks but
they just need me here.
475
00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:16,908
I'm kinda like the glue.
476
00:27:16,908 --> 00:27:18,991
Fucking Pritt Stick glue.
477
00:27:21,214 --> 00:27:24,568
Sammy off every weekend
getting off with married men
478
00:27:24,568 --> 00:27:27,554
and Jay she just sits at
home reading horoscopes
479
00:27:27,554 --> 00:27:29,637
hoping things get better.
480
00:27:32,059 --> 00:27:34,976
- Yeah but, who's the glue for you?
481
00:27:41,887 --> 00:27:44,670
- I dunno, music I suppose.
482
00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:46,478
- Well that's bollocks mate,
483
00:27:46,478 --> 00:27:47,511
she would have wanted you to be--
484
00:27:47,511 --> 00:27:51,450
- No, she wanted me to look after them,
485
00:27:51,450 --> 00:27:53,434
to make sure they're on track.
486
00:27:53,434 --> 00:27:56,172
- Yeah but Nate, are you happy?
487
00:27:56,172 --> 00:27:58,837
- It doesn't matter whether
I'm happy, are they happy?
488
00:27:58,837 --> 00:28:01,248
That's what people don't get.
489
00:28:01,248 --> 00:28:04,358
If you would have seen how
she was when she was dying.
490
00:28:04,358 --> 00:28:06,771
If you'd have seen what
they've been through.
491
00:28:06,771 --> 00:28:07,854
You'd get it.
492
00:28:10,596 --> 00:28:13,339
- You don't have to explain it mate.
493
00:28:13,339 --> 00:28:14,689
Just seems to me like you forget
494
00:28:14,689 --> 00:28:17,356
that you've been through it too.
495
00:28:18,311 --> 00:28:21,433
You know, you just have to
put yourself first sometimes.
496
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,160
Especially if no one else will.
497
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,594
- Yeah well,
498
00:28:25,594 --> 00:28:29,567
sorry I just don't really
like talking about it.
499
00:28:29,567 --> 00:28:30,484
Sorry mate.
500
00:28:34,314 --> 00:28:38,397
There wasn't much left,
it's a pretty skinny one.
501
00:28:40,944 --> 00:28:44,324
Will you promise to do something?
502
00:28:44,324 --> 00:28:46,546
- I'm not singing.
503
00:28:46,546 --> 00:28:48,654
I don't care if you've
got shots or whatever.
504
00:28:48,654 --> 00:28:53,050
- No, will you promise to do
something for you this week.
505
00:28:53,050 --> 00:28:54,926
It doesn't have to be something mental,
506
00:28:54,926 --> 00:28:57,200
but just something.
507
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,749
- Yes.
508
00:28:58,749 --> 00:29:02,160
- No, promise or I'm
having all this spliff.
509
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,660
- Fine, I promise.
510
00:29:04,753 --> 00:29:06,288
- Good, you're still
not getting any spliff.
511
00:29:06,288 --> 00:29:07,716
- Oh come on now, please!
512
00:29:07,716 --> 00:29:09,966
(grunting)
513
00:29:31,776 --> 00:29:33,203
Fuck!
514
00:29:33,203 --> 00:29:35,203
- I knew he was gay boy.
515
00:29:36,423 --> 00:29:38,328
- Relax, it's just Andy.
516
00:29:38,328 --> 00:29:40,158
- Nate, you're so phony.
517
00:29:40,158 --> 00:29:44,056
I knew you were gay boy,
I have lots of gay boys.
518
00:29:44,056 --> 00:29:46,280
I know when I see.
519
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,950
- Look, Andy, don't tell
his sisters alright,
520
00:29:47,950 --> 00:29:49,575
it's not like it is with me.
521
00:29:49,575 --> 00:29:53,622
- Don't worry, in Brazil
we keep secrets, trust me.
522
00:29:53,622 --> 00:29:57,200
- Please, you don't
understand the shit I'll get.
523
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,219
- It's so sex-mantic, I love it.
524
00:30:00,219 --> 00:30:02,010
You're so phony.
525
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:04,260
(laughing)
526
00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:07,581
- She's not going to say anything is she?
527
00:30:07,581 --> 00:30:09,874
- Relax, maybe this could be
528
00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:12,541
the one thing for you this week.
529
00:30:15,618 --> 00:30:18,451
(soft rock music)
530
00:31:15,191 --> 00:31:17,884
Trying to sneak off charmer?
531
00:31:17,884 --> 00:31:19,551
- No, I've got work.
532
00:31:21,626 --> 00:31:23,126
- Wish you didn't.
533
00:31:24,161 --> 00:31:28,328
We could lay in bed all day,
watch films, eat crisps.
534
00:31:31,512 --> 00:31:34,478
I wouldn't even mind
that you constantly fart.
535
00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:36,072
- Jog on.
536
00:31:36,072 --> 00:31:40,491
- Seriously mate, all
night it's pretty shocking.
537
00:31:40,491 --> 00:31:42,496
You're lucky that I like you.
538
00:31:42,496 --> 00:31:45,110
- Yeah, well you snore and that's worse.
539
00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:47,943
- Snoring ain't as bad as farting.
540
00:31:53,190 --> 00:31:57,200
- I really enjoyed last night.
541
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,823
- It was alright I suppose.
542
00:31:58,823 --> 00:32:00,907
(chuckling)
543
00:32:00,907 --> 00:32:03,512
I'll come by and see you later,
544
00:32:03,512 --> 00:32:05,476
might bring you some food if you're lucky.
545
00:32:05,476 --> 00:32:07,690
- Yeah well, you know what they say,
546
00:32:07,690 --> 00:32:11,857
the way to any man's heart
is through his stomach.
547
00:32:19,447 --> 00:32:20,697
- I'll see you.
548
00:32:24,373 --> 00:32:27,527
- I hope you didn't leave the
bag in for too long Sammy.
549
00:32:27,527 --> 00:32:28,532
- Um no.
550
00:32:28,532 --> 00:32:29,850
- Pass it up here then.
551
00:32:29,850 --> 00:32:31,027
- [Sammy] Make you one in a minute.
552
00:32:31,027 --> 00:32:31,860
- No.
553
00:32:33,334 --> 00:32:35,299
- Ooh.
- [Sammy] Alright.
554
00:32:35,299 --> 00:32:36,409
The wanderer returns.
555
00:32:36,409 --> 00:32:40,118
So where did you stay
last night you dirt box?
556
00:32:40,118 --> 00:32:42,529
- Looks like you've got competition Poppy.
557
00:32:42,529 --> 00:32:45,544
So Prince Charming, spill the beans.
558
00:32:45,544 --> 00:32:47,711
- A gentlemen never tells.
559
00:32:48,682 --> 00:32:50,665
- You don't have to, by
the smile on your face
560
00:32:50,665 --> 00:32:53,483
you definitely emptied your ball bag.
561
00:32:53,483 --> 00:32:55,425
- I wouldn't put it quite like that
562
00:32:55,425 --> 00:32:57,200
but you do look radiant.
563
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,238
Your aura is speaking volumes.
564
00:32:58,238 --> 00:33:00,431
Poppy, yours is green.
565
00:33:00,431 --> 00:33:01,628
- What does that mean?
566
00:33:01,628 --> 00:33:02,461
- Envy.
567
00:33:03,513 --> 00:33:05,681
- So, who is the bitch then.
568
00:33:05,681 --> 00:33:07,824
- I told you, I'm not saying.
569
00:33:07,824 --> 00:33:09,487
Jay, stick some toast on,
I'm gonna get a shower.
570
00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:12,015
- So you definitely
got your end away then?
571
00:33:12,015 --> 00:33:15,454
Go and wash the smell
of sex, you reek of it.
572
00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:16,991
- Poppy, toast.
573
00:33:16,991 --> 00:33:18,806
Nate's been making love all night,
574
00:33:18,806 --> 00:33:20,334
he's probably ravenous!
575
00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:22,817
(laughing)
576
00:33:22,817 --> 00:33:25,234
(rock music)
577
00:33:27,998 --> 00:33:29,680
- Morning handsome.
578
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,623
- You alright mate.
579
00:33:31,623 --> 00:33:34,525
- Right, I thought it's
a shame that you and I
580
00:33:34,525 --> 00:33:37,530
can't go on a picnic so I
decided to bring one to you.
581
00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:39,329
We've got peanut butter sandwiches,
582
00:33:39,329 --> 00:33:42,184
jam sandwiches, Monster
Munch and scotch eggs.
583
00:33:42,184 --> 00:33:44,064
But you fart enough so
I'll be eating them.
584
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,275
- Shut up.
585
00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:47,283
- Oh what, you're not a scotch egg man?
586
00:33:47,283 --> 00:33:49,531
- No, but Monster Munch and peanut butter?
587
00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:50,592
I think you're my hero.
588
00:33:50,592 --> 00:33:52,009
- Of course I am.
589
00:33:52,952 --> 00:33:55,389
- Oh, check this out I've
been writing a new song.
590
00:33:55,389 --> 00:33:57,200
- [Jonny] Cool.
591
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,253
- Hello boys, did you have fun last night?
592
00:34:01,253 --> 00:34:02,551
- We did.
593
00:34:02,551 --> 00:34:05,841
- Aw good, so I'm doing a
shift at a new bar tonight
594
00:34:05,841 --> 00:34:08,315
and I wondered if you
boys wanted to join me?
595
00:34:08,315 --> 00:34:11,685
I can get you in for free,
the bouncer he fuck me.
596
00:34:11,685 --> 00:34:13,801
(laughing)
597
00:34:13,801 --> 00:34:16,218
(rock music)
598
00:34:27,793 --> 00:34:28,944
- Right, I'm going toilet.
599
00:34:28,944 --> 00:34:29,777
- Alright.
600
00:34:34,134 --> 00:34:38,439
♫ Hello hello I'm back again
601
00:34:38,439 --> 00:34:42,935
♫ Singing the same old song again ♫
602
00:34:42,935 --> 00:34:45,945
(rock music)
603
00:34:45,945 --> 00:34:47,780
- Why don't you ever text me back?
604
00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:48,969
- Jesus Christ!
605
00:34:48,969 --> 00:34:51,386
(rock music)
606
00:34:53,367 --> 00:34:55,146
I've got a new phone haven't I.
607
00:34:55,146 --> 00:34:57,225
I haven't got your number.
608
00:34:57,225 --> 00:34:59,849
- Well take it now then.
609
00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:02,176
Or take me, here now.
610
00:35:02,176 --> 00:35:04,909
- No no, I'm with someone.
611
00:35:04,909 --> 00:35:05,909
- What, who?
612
00:35:07,657 --> 00:35:10,240
- You probably haven't seen her.
613
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,823
- She's very short.
614
00:35:12,929 --> 00:35:14,076
- What?
615
00:35:14,076 --> 00:35:15,657
Is she a dwarf?
616
00:35:15,657 --> 00:35:17,070
- No.
617
00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:18,320
- He's with me.
618
00:35:20,974 --> 00:35:24,381
- Yeah right, Nate's not a turd burglar.
619
00:35:24,381 --> 00:35:25,964
- What did you say?
620
00:35:27,885 --> 00:35:30,826
- I said he's not packing your fudge.
621
00:35:30,826 --> 00:35:32,174
- You stupid little girl!
622
00:35:32,174 --> 00:35:33,454
- Jonny, just leave it alright.
623
00:35:33,454 --> 00:35:35,114
- No, she can't go around
saying stuff like that.
624
00:35:35,114 --> 00:35:37,197
- Will you just fuck off.
625
00:35:41,604 --> 00:35:43,366
- Fuck you Nate!
626
00:35:43,366 --> 00:35:45,783
(rock music)
627
00:36:13,669 --> 00:36:15,252
- You want a drink?
628
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:23,902
Look if you're not gonna speak
you can go back to your flat.
629
00:36:23,902 --> 00:36:26,485
I'm not forcing you to be here.
630
00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:28,535
- No because the thing is Nate,
631
00:36:28,535 --> 00:36:30,839
I wanna know what the
fuck's going on here.
632
00:36:30,839 --> 00:36:33,502
Are you just taking the
piss out of me or what?
633
00:36:33,502 --> 00:36:34,806
- What?
634
00:36:34,806 --> 00:36:38,025
- That girl, she thinks
I'm an absolute joke.
635
00:36:38,025 --> 00:36:39,608
Are you gay or not.
636
00:36:41,653 --> 00:36:43,736
- I'm not, I'm just Nate.
637
00:36:46,008 --> 00:36:49,508
- Yeah well that's not good enough for me.
638
00:36:51,665 --> 00:36:54,248
- Why do I have to be anything?
639
00:36:55,938 --> 00:36:57,400
Why do you have to stick me in
640
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,733
some fucking pen with gay written on it?
641
00:37:04,544 --> 00:37:07,124
- Okay, so what is it we've been doing,
642
00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:08,235
because I thought that we were.
643
00:37:08,235 --> 00:37:09,342
- What?
644
00:37:09,342 --> 00:37:11,645
You thought we were what?
645
00:37:11,645 --> 00:37:14,225
Because we've just been hanging out.
646
00:37:14,225 --> 00:37:17,111
- Right, so you kiss everyone
you hang out with do you?
647
00:37:17,111 --> 00:37:18,388
That's very straight.
648
00:37:18,388 --> 00:37:19,927
- Oh don't take the piss.
649
00:37:19,927 --> 00:37:21,436
I don't know what I am alright?
650
00:37:21,436 --> 00:37:22,866
- Well are you gay or not?
651
00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:25,724
- I don't know, it's not as easy as that.
652
00:37:25,724 --> 00:37:26,905
- So you're bisexual then?
653
00:37:26,905 --> 00:37:30,155
- I don't know, will you just leave it.
654
00:37:31,908 --> 00:37:33,075
Fine, I'm gay.
655
00:37:34,684 --> 00:37:39,423
Is that what you wanna hear,
does that make it better?
656
00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:41,172
(whooshing)
657
00:37:41,172 --> 00:37:42,944
- Fucking pregnant.
658
00:37:42,944 --> 00:37:45,034
- Oh for fucks sake.
659
00:37:45,034 --> 00:37:47,443
- Get me an ice lolly
out of the freezer Nate.
660
00:37:47,443 --> 00:37:48,447
- Pregnant?
661
00:37:48,447 --> 00:37:49,579
Are you sure?
662
00:37:49,579 --> 00:37:51,245
- Of course I'm fucking sure!
663
00:37:51,245 --> 00:37:54,266
- She made me steal one from
a Boots late night chemist.
664
00:37:54,266 --> 00:37:55,844
Do you think they've got CCTV?
665
00:37:55,844 --> 00:38:00,011
- Poppy, you need to get
Sammy a yellow ice lolly now.
666
00:38:03,802 --> 00:38:06,347
- Why does he always leave when I turn up?
667
00:38:06,347 --> 00:38:09,097
Must me a Leo, I clash with Leos.
668
00:38:12,674 --> 00:38:14,174
- Why's she got a bag with her?
669
00:38:14,174 --> 00:38:16,029
- Because I'm staying here for a bit.
670
00:38:16,029 --> 00:38:17,547
Poppy's mam kicked me out.
671
00:38:17,547 --> 00:38:18,983
She said I have an aggressive tone.
672
00:38:18,983 --> 00:38:20,104
- She's got a bun in her oven.
673
00:38:20,104 --> 00:38:21,099
A pea in her pod.
674
00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:22,396
She's Keith Cheggers.
675
00:38:22,396 --> 00:38:24,103
You can't kick her out Nate.
676
00:38:24,103 --> 00:38:25,342
- Who's the dad?
677
00:38:25,342 --> 00:38:28,817
- Don't start Nate, he's married.
678
00:38:28,817 --> 00:38:31,571
- Oh quality, and where do
you think you're gonna sleep?
679
00:38:31,571 --> 00:38:32,898
- With you and Jay.
680
00:38:32,898 --> 00:38:35,621
- It's only 'til the baby's
born Nate, chill out.
681
00:38:35,621 --> 00:38:36,924
- That's nine months!
682
00:38:36,924 --> 00:38:37,999
(whooshing)
683
00:38:37,999 --> 00:38:41,104
- What fucking have you done to Jonny?
684
00:38:41,104 --> 00:38:42,926
- Who the fuck is she talking to?
685
00:38:42,926 --> 00:38:44,511
- Oh you gay boys have drama all the time.
686
00:38:44,511 --> 00:38:46,240
You, come with me.
687
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,483
- Uh, what does she mean gay boys Nate?
688
00:38:48,483 --> 00:38:50,682
- Who the hell is she calling gay?
689
00:38:50,682 --> 00:38:53,049
- In Brazil I beat
bigger women than you up.
690
00:38:53,049 --> 00:38:57,200
- Yeah, well I'm fucking pregnant.
691
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,168
- Well then we no fight today.
692
00:38:58,168 --> 00:39:00,517
- Look she's chatting shit, I'm not gay.
693
00:39:00,517 --> 00:39:01,537
- Poppy get her out.
694
00:39:01,537 --> 00:39:04,052
- I leave myself, don't touch.
695
00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:06,552
- Poppy, stay here sweetheart.
696
00:39:08,421 --> 00:39:09,254
- Nate!
697
00:39:11,347 --> 00:39:14,174
(mumbles)
698
00:39:14,174 --> 00:39:15,585
- [Sammy] She better watch her mouth,
699
00:39:15,585 --> 00:39:16,898
coming in here calling you a poof.
700
00:39:16,898 --> 00:39:18,187
She'll get her fucking head kicked in.
701
00:39:18,187 --> 00:39:19,342
- Oh she's alright Sammy,
702
00:39:19,342 --> 00:39:20,746
she doesn't know what
she's going on about.
703
00:39:20,746 --> 00:39:24,095
He aura's everywhere,
colors, off the chart.
704
00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:25,571
- Yeah well I'm going
to sleep so good night.
705
00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:28,862
- No you're not, where's it come from?
706
00:39:28,862 --> 00:39:30,163
- You're not gay are you Nate?
707
00:39:30,163 --> 00:39:31,496
- No, goodnight.
708
00:39:33,233 --> 00:39:34,693
- Well, leave him to it.
709
00:39:34,693 --> 00:39:36,539
If he says he isn't then he isn't.
710
00:39:36,539 --> 00:39:38,031
As bad as that Brazilian wax.
711
00:39:38,031 --> 00:39:39,101
- Uh, that's racist Sammy.
712
00:39:39,101 --> 00:39:42,101
Go on then, who have you slept with?
713
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,518
- Do you really want a list?
714
00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:47,351
- Yeah.
715
00:39:48,702 --> 00:39:49,535
- Fine.
716
00:39:52,183 --> 00:39:57,200
Carla Benson, Michelle,
that bird with the lazy eye
717
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,450
who works behind the bar in Vaults.
718
00:39:59,450 --> 00:40:00,541
- You better have been smashed
719
00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:02,929
because she's fucking hanging.
720
00:40:02,929 --> 00:40:05,512
- Lisa from the gym, fat Donna,
721
00:40:06,433 --> 00:40:09,266
- [Sammy] Not fat Donna!
- Twice.
722
00:40:09,266 --> 00:40:12,635
Kate Thompson, on and
off for about six months.
723
00:40:12,635 --> 00:40:15,197
- Kate Thompson, she gave
me a piggy back once.
724
00:40:15,197 --> 00:40:18,447
She had her fanny surgically tightened.
725
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,149
I don't wanna talk about this any more,
726
00:40:23,149 --> 00:40:24,339
it's making me feel sick.
727
00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:25,919
- [Nate] Exactly.
728
00:40:25,919 --> 00:40:26,965
Just because I don't talk about it,
729
00:40:26,965 --> 00:40:28,651
doesn't mean I'm not shagging anyone.
730
00:40:28,651 --> 00:40:30,515
You're me sisters for fucks sake.
731
00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:32,579
I don't worry about your fucking sex life.
732
00:40:32,579 --> 00:40:34,990
- Right, so he's a slag.
733
00:40:34,990 --> 00:40:38,583
What the fuck am I gonna
do about this little brat?
734
00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:40,739
- You're gonna keep it, right?
735
00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:42,104
- Keep it, have you heard him?
736
00:40:42,104 --> 00:40:45,987
- Oh she's fucking keeping
it Nate, Jesus Christ.
737
00:40:45,987 --> 00:40:47,347
- Well have you told him?
738
00:40:47,347 --> 00:40:48,400
- Who?
739
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,910
- [Nate] The married bloke?
740
00:40:49,910 --> 00:40:52,832
- His name is Harry, and no.
741
00:40:52,832 --> 00:40:54,326
He won't give a shit.
742
00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:56,229
- Sammy, you've gotta tell him!
743
00:40:56,229 --> 00:40:59,646
- Nate, don't tell me what to fucking do.
744
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,638
- Well at least sleep on it, yeah?
745
00:41:05,638 --> 00:41:08,067
Whatever happens me and
Jay are here for you.
746
00:41:08,067 --> 00:41:11,141
- Yeah, wouldn't be in your bed otherwise.
747
00:41:11,141 --> 00:41:14,531
- Oh, this is nice isn't
it, like old times.
748
00:41:14,531 --> 00:41:16,453
Do you remember when we all used to share
749
00:41:16,453 --> 00:41:19,638
that manky old bed with
the spring in the middle?
750
00:41:19,638 --> 00:41:23,424
And Sammy got her head caught
between the child safety bars.
751
00:41:23,424 --> 00:41:25,899
And you got butter, smeared
it all over her neck
752
00:41:25,899 --> 00:41:27,946
to try and pull her out.
753
00:41:27,946 --> 00:41:29,788
She was screaming for hours.
754
00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:31,810
(mocking scream)
755
00:41:31,810 --> 00:41:34,048
- Jay, just because I'm
pregnant doesn't mean
756
00:41:34,048 --> 00:41:35,461
I can't smack you one.
757
00:41:35,461 --> 00:41:36,992
- "Oh I think me head's gonna fall off,
758
00:41:36,992 --> 00:41:38,428
"I think me head's gonna fall off."
759
00:41:38,428 --> 00:41:39,834
I wish it fucking had.
760
00:41:39,834 --> 00:41:41,115
- It wouldn't have stopped talking
761
00:41:41,115 --> 00:41:42,305
if it had though would it.
762
00:41:42,305 --> 00:41:44,823
- Get off get off, stop tickling!
763
00:41:44,823 --> 00:41:45,953
- Hold her down Nate!
764
00:41:45,953 --> 00:41:47,286
- [Sammy] Stop tickling.
765
00:41:47,286 --> 00:41:48,510
- We're gonna wake the neighbours.
766
00:41:48,510 --> 00:41:50,760
(laughing)
767
00:41:51,881 --> 00:41:53,584
- [Sammy] Get off, get off.
768
00:41:53,584 --> 00:41:55,834
(giggling)
769
00:41:58,868 --> 00:41:59,950
- Ow!
770
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:02,897
(giggling)
771
00:42:02,897 --> 00:42:03,897
- Sexy face!
772
00:42:08,769 --> 00:42:10,751
- What is it now?
773
00:42:10,751 --> 00:42:14,511
- Look at me, I'm a mess without you.
774
00:42:14,511 --> 00:42:17,981
- Yeah you are, you've
only got yourself to blame.
775
00:42:17,981 --> 00:42:22,156
- I know, it's all my
fault, I'm really sorry.
776
00:42:22,156 --> 00:42:25,002
Please, I just need a cuddle.
777
00:42:25,002 --> 00:42:26,730
- Well maybe you should
go and see your mum.
778
00:42:26,730 --> 00:42:30,165
- No, I need a cuddle from
you, from my sexy face.
779
00:42:30,165 --> 00:42:31,697
- Well if you want that
you're gonna have to--
780
00:42:31,697 --> 00:42:34,027
- Yes, anything, just say it.
781
00:42:34,027 --> 00:42:37,711
- You're gonna have to
go and see a therapist.
782
00:42:37,711 --> 00:42:39,085
- Therapy?
783
00:42:39,085 --> 00:42:42,123
- She specializes in cheating spouses.
784
00:42:42,123 --> 00:42:45,042
- We don't need therapy,
we just need each other.
785
00:42:45,042 --> 00:42:46,375
Okay babe, wait!
786
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:49,400
Anything.
787
00:42:50,763 --> 00:42:53,278
- Good, I'll text you the number.
788
00:42:53,278 --> 00:42:57,200
Don't come back until
you've made an appointment.
789
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,497
- Therapy it is.
790
00:43:00,317 --> 00:43:02,003
- He's out here every
week arguing with her.
791
00:43:02,003 --> 00:43:03,420
- Aw, bless them.
792
00:43:15,973 --> 00:43:18,669
- Oh, the rubbish hasn't
been taken out yet.
793
00:43:18,669 --> 00:43:21,568
- No darling, you wear it.
794
00:43:21,568 --> 00:43:25,136
- Close that mouth, that
breath is disgusting.
795
00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:27,197
Smelly breath and smelly fannies,
796
00:43:27,197 --> 00:43:30,056
two things I can't stand, darling.
797
00:43:30,056 --> 00:43:33,894
- My Jonny has been up
all night because of him.
798
00:43:33,894 --> 00:43:35,049
- Are you thick?
799
00:43:35,049 --> 00:43:36,395
Tell him to find another fucking gay
800
00:43:36,395 --> 00:43:37,567
because our Nate's not.
801
00:43:37,567 --> 00:43:38,888
- Jonny tells me different.
802
00:43:38,888 --> 00:43:42,064
They have date, wonderful time, dancing,
803
00:43:42,064 --> 00:43:44,314
music, countryside, crisps.
804
00:43:45,269 --> 00:43:46,810
- He's a liar.
805
00:43:46,810 --> 00:43:49,006
He in there now, tell
him to get him out here.
806
00:43:49,006 --> 00:43:50,289
- He sleeps.
807
00:43:50,289 --> 00:43:52,013
- I'll go in there myself if you like.
808
00:43:52,013 --> 00:43:53,852
- Don't get starting with me
809
00:43:53,852 --> 00:43:58,399
because your brother
homo and you can support.
810
00:43:58,399 --> 00:44:01,677
- Move, tell Jonny I'll see him later.
811
00:44:01,677 --> 00:44:03,260
- Stupid fat bitch.
812
00:44:04,781 --> 00:44:08,114
(acoustic guitar music)
813
00:44:16,883 --> 00:44:19,675
♫ Six o'clock on the dot
I stop the rocking tops
814
00:44:19,675 --> 00:44:21,016
♫ From their ticking tocking clocks
815
00:44:21,016 --> 00:44:22,428
♫ Now I've got to find my socks ♫
816
00:44:22,428 --> 00:44:23,517
- Morning.
817
00:44:23,517 --> 00:44:25,007
- You alright?
818
00:44:25,007 --> 00:44:26,920
You're up early.
819
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,008
- Yeah I didn't really
sleep last night so.
820
00:44:30,008 --> 00:44:31,590
♫ Missed the beat again
821
00:44:31,590 --> 00:44:33,048
♫ I wanna sleep 'til 10
822
00:44:33,048 --> 00:44:35,853
♫ I've gotta go running for the bus stop ♫
823
00:44:35,853 --> 00:44:37,446
- How's Sammy?
824
00:44:37,446 --> 00:44:38,946
- Yeah she's fine.
825
00:44:41,216 --> 00:44:45,383
Look, I just wanted to
apologize about last night.
826
00:44:47,568 --> 00:44:52,068
I just need some time, It's
all got a bit confusing.
827
00:44:52,068 --> 00:44:56,103
♫ On and on and on ♫
828
00:44:56,103 --> 00:44:58,207
- Yeah I get that, I've been there.
829
00:44:58,207 --> 00:45:01,646
♫ On and on and on ♫
830
00:45:01,646 --> 00:45:03,317
- Look, I don't wanna
put pressure on you but,
831
00:45:03,317 --> 00:45:05,442
♫ On and on and on ♫
832
00:45:05,442 --> 00:45:08,087
- I've never felt like
this about someone before.
833
00:45:08,087 --> 00:45:11,670
It takes a lot for me
to let my guard down.
834
00:45:13,070 --> 00:45:15,820
But if you need time, I get that.
835
00:45:17,304 --> 00:45:19,847
- I just need to get my head straight.
836
00:45:19,847 --> 00:45:21,097
Excuse the pun.
837
00:45:22,955 --> 00:45:25,033
♫ And I'll go down ♫
838
00:45:25,033 --> 00:45:26,469
- Look, if there is one thing that I know,
839
00:45:26,469 --> 00:45:28,877
it's that I want you in my life,
840
00:45:28,877 --> 00:45:30,294
I just need time.
841
00:45:32,236 --> 00:45:34,486
- Well that's good to know.
842
00:45:37,434 --> 00:45:40,230
Nate, I think I'm falling.
843
00:45:40,230 --> 00:45:44,397
♫ On and on and on on and on and on
844
00:45:46,248 --> 00:45:49,585
♫ On and on and on on and on and on ♫
845
00:45:49,585 --> 00:45:51,222
- I need to get going.
846
00:45:51,222 --> 00:45:53,593
I've got to see a mate about a job
847
00:45:53,593 --> 00:45:56,260
and then I'm at the bar tonight.
848
00:45:58,848 --> 00:46:01,514
I think you and I could
have a good thing you know.
849
00:46:01,514 --> 00:46:03,333
♫ In the bars and the
places where I tread and sit
850
00:46:03,333 --> 00:46:06,250
♫ But for a beer I need the
moneys that we spent advance
851
00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:09,132
♫ Don't know where the
next bill is coming from
852
00:46:09,132 --> 00:46:11,715
♫ Wonga dot com give it
when you're back done
853
00:46:11,715 --> 00:46:14,400
♫ Sending hashtags
never get your cash back
854
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,003
♫ And when you need the
money it's always running out
855
00:46:17,003 --> 00:46:21,170
♫ I go build the paper I never worked ♫
856
00:46:25,528 --> 00:46:29,590
- I'm gonna make a joint, anyone joining?
857
00:46:29,590 --> 00:46:31,128
- You're pregnant,
858
00:46:31,128 --> 00:46:33,577
you're not allowed to smoke, or drink.
859
00:46:33,577 --> 00:46:35,606
- Well said Nate.
860
00:46:35,606 --> 00:46:36,748
- It's not even formed yet,
861
00:46:36,748 --> 00:46:39,402
it's just a fucking blob.
862
00:46:39,402 --> 00:46:42,795
Fucks sake, right well I'm going bed then.
863
00:46:42,795 --> 00:46:46,973
- Well that's the last of
the wine, I'm off to bed.
864
00:46:46,973 --> 00:46:49,234
- That means you have to leave Poppy.
865
00:46:49,234 --> 00:46:50,067
- Oh okay.
866
00:46:51,899 --> 00:46:54,149
- You can stay if you want.
867
00:46:55,075 --> 00:46:56,325
- Okay, thanks.
868
00:46:59,051 --> 00:47:01,203
- Want some vodka?
869
00:47:01,203 --> 00:47:02,036
- Yeah.
870
00:47:09,517 --> 00:47:11,336
- If you don't drink it our Sammy will.
871
00:47:11,336 --> 00:47:13,586
(giggling)
872
00:47:16,533 --> 00:47:17,366
- Oh!
873
00:47:23,630 --> 00:47:26,130
- You ever been in love Poppy?
874
00:47:28,453 --> 00:47:30,536
- I have, yeah, have you?
875
00:47:34,211 --> 00:47:35,044
- I dunno.
876
00:47:37,603 --> 00:47:40,656
I think you know when you're in love.
877
00:47:40,656 --> 00:47:42,406
There's no mistaking.
878
00:47:43,899 --> 00:47:46,399
- Yeah, you're probably right.
879
00:47:47,721 --> 00:47:50,513
- You know when you
find your prince because
880
00:47:50,513 --> 00:47:53,779
no only do you have a smile on your face
881
00:47:53,779 --> 00:47:57,200
but in your heart as well.
882
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,844
- You are so right Poppy.
883
00:48:00,108 --> 00:48:02,025
Look I'm gonna have to.
884
00:48:20,177 --> 00:48:22,085
- I've wanted you for so long.
885
00:48:22,085 --> 00:48:23,085
- Poppy, no!
886
00:48:27,882 --> 00:48:32,049
- You said I was right, saying
that you were my prince.
887
00:48:34,585 --> 00:48:37,585
- No, no I didn't mean it like that.
888
00:48:41,891 --> 00:48:44,641
- I am so embarrassed, I'm sorry.
889
00:48:47,696 --> 00:48:49,056
I just thought that--
890
00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:53,223
- No, no you don't need to
be embarrassed it's fine.
891
00:48:54,061 --> 00:48:57,644
Poppy you're great but
I'm not your prince.
892
00:48:59,030 --> 00:49:01,113
I'm not anybody's prince.
893
00:49:02,509 --> 00:49:04,592
- Nate, if only you knew.
894
00:49:08,454 --> 00:49:09,867
I've got to go, I'm sorry.
895
00:49:09,867 --> 00:49:10,700
- Poppy!
896
00:49:11,651 --> 00:49:13,484
Let me get you a taxi.
897
00:49:14,661 --> 00:49:17,008
(sighs)
898
00:49:17,008 --> 00:49:18,091
Fucking hell.
899
00:49:25,118 --> 00:49:27,324
(rock music)
900
00:49:27,324 --> 00:49:28,157
Jonny?
901
00:49:29,957 --> 00:49:30,957
You alright?
902
00:49:32,712 --> 00:49:33,674
You going somewhere?
903
00:49:33,674 --> 00:49:34,507
- What?
904
00:49:36,693 --> 00:49:40,110
- What's up, can you turn the music down?
905
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:47,404
Are you alright, what's wrong?
906
00:49:47,404 --> 00:49:50,221
- There's nothing wrong,
I'm good actually.
907
00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:51,647
Yeah, off to France tonight,
908
00:49:51,647 --> 00:49:53,355
got a good job putting up tents.
909
00:49:53,355 --> 00:49:55,938
- You're joking, what about us?
910
00:49:57,256 --> 00:49:58,089
- Us?
911
00:49:59,736 --> 00:50:02,294
- Don't be a dick Jonny,
you know what I mean.
912
00:50:02,294 --> 00:50:05,036
- No, I don't you're gonna
have to be more specific.
913
00:50:05,036 --> 00:50:07,895
And if you can make it quick,
I've got a lot to get sorted.
914
00:50:07,895 --> 00:50:11,075
- Is this because I
haven't told my sisters?
915
00:50:11,075 --> 00:50:15,561
I told you I need time, I
need time to think Jonny.
916
00:50:15,561 --> 00:50:17,582
- Yeah well time ain't something I've got.
917
00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:19,528
I'm in a bit of a rush.
918
00:50:19,528 --> 00:50:21,340
Maybe you can tell that
little girlfriend of yours,
919
00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:22,679
she seems to have a lot of time for you.
920
00:50:22,679 --> 00:50:24,406
- Are you serious?
921
00:50:24,406 --> 00:50:25,732
Look, I just wanna talk!
922
00:50:25,732 --> 00:50:29,649
- Oh hi boys, which one,
this one, or this one?
923
00:50:33,017 --> 00:50:34,017
You alright?
924
00:50:35,088 --> 00:50:38,562
- Nate was just about to
tell me he wanted something.
925
00:50:38,562 --> 00:50:42,145
So go on Nate, what is
it I can do for you?
926
00:50:43,733 --> 00:50:44,566
- I,
927
00:50:47,058 --> 00:50:49,352
just wanted to see if you're
about for a chat later?
928
00:50:49,352 --> 00:50:52,275
- Nah sorry mate, I'm off to France.
929
00:50:52,275 --> 00:50:54,068
- Ooh la la.
930
00:50:54,068 --> 00:50:58,283
Maybe you'll find yourself
a nice French boyfriend.
931
00:50:58,283 --> 00:50:59,616
Holiday romance.
932
00:51:01,387 --> 00:51:03,137
- It's not a holiday.
933
00:51:04,014 --> 00:51:06,341
Gonna be gone for a
couple of months actually.
934
00:51:06,341 --> 00:51:08,902
But yeah, maybe I will.
935
00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:11,913
- Oh well, make sure
you send me a postcard.
936
00:51:11,913 --> 00:51:12,746
Au revoir.
937
00:51:20,970 --> 00:51:23,720
- Alright well I'd better get on.
938
00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:30,375
Unless there was something you wanted?
939
00:51:33,974 --> 00:51:38,141
- [Jay] Hurry up Nate, I need
you to see these tops on.
940
00:51:40,775 --> 00:51:43,123
- I hope you find what your looking for.
941
00:51:43,123 --> 00:51:44,288
- So I guess this--
942
00:51:44,288 --> 00:51:46,955
- Goodbye, yeah I suppose it is.
943
00:51:53,616 --> 00:51:56,283
I thought you were a bigger man.
944
00:51:57,242 --> 00:52:00,575
(acoustic guitar music)
945
00:52:28,933 --> 00:52:30,217
- Morning Nate.
946
00:52:30,217 --> 00:52:31,367
- Alright.
947
00:52:31,367 --> 00:52:33,284
- Oh, I got postcard yesterday.
948
00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:37,451
You know, he would have
stayed if you asked him to.
949
00:52:39,632 --> 00:52:41,677
Okay, I have to go.
950
00:52:41,677 --> 00:52:42,677
- How is he?
951
00:52:43,937 --> 00:52:44,937
- He's good.
952
00:52:47,483 --> 00:52:50,150
- Right, has he ever, forget it.
953
00:52:52,088 --> 00:52:55,588
- He has, of course he has, you know Nate.
954
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,195
Jonny was in love with you.
955
00:52:59,195 --> 00:53:00,637
- Is there an address or anything?
956
00:53:00,637 --> 00:53:03,006
- No, he said on postcard he goes
957
00:53:03,006 --> 00:53:05,423
from campsite to campsite so.
958
00:53:06,418 --> 00:53:09,454
I'm sure you get postcard soon.
959
00:53:09,454 --> 00:53:10,571
- Thanks.
960
00:53:10,571 --> 00:53:11,404
- Okay.
961
00:53:14,133 --> 00:53:16,110
(giggling)
962
00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:18,360
- Ah, stop it I'm ticklish.
963
00:53:19,423 --> 00:53:22,090
- Have you got a spare key Nate?
964
00:53:24,649 --> 00:53:26,237
Thanks.
965
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:28,242
- So, we're gonna go out
for some drinks tonight,
966
00:53:28,242 --> 00:53:30,099
there's gonna be a singer on
and that isn't there babe.
967
00:53:30,099 --> 00:53:31,720
- Yeah you'd like him
Nate, you should come.
968
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,943
Sammy's going to some
speed dating tonight.
969
00:53:33,943 --> 00:53:36,201
Heaven knows why, should
be you doing that.
970
00:53:36,201 --> 00:53:39,594
- Yeah well a singer sounds
better so I think I might.
971
00:53:39,594 --> 00:53:42,108
- We'll have loads of
drinks we'll get messy!
972
00:53:42,108 --> 00:53:43,656
- No you won't Jase.
973
00:53:43,656 --> 00:53:45,239
- No we won't Jase.
974
00:53:46,715 --> 00:53:49,128
- Good, right so I'll
pick you up at seven then.
975
00:53:49,128 --> 00:53:51,545
Wear a shirt, make an effort.
976
00:53:52,435 --> 00:53:53,352
- Woo, bye!
977
00:53:56,180 --> 00:53:58,337
(electronic music)
978
00:53:58,337 --> 00:54:00,254
♫ Yeah
979
00:54:01,594 --> 00:54:04,511
(electronic music)
980
00:54:11,635 --> 00:54:13,231
♫ Oh ♫
981
00:54:13,231 --> 00:54:16,148
(electronic music)
982
00:54:20,787 --> 00:54:23,507
- April fool, surprise!
983
00:54:23,507 --> 00:54:25,932
- It's June, are you taking the piss?
984
00:54:25,932 --> 00:54:30,039
- Come on, speed dating, get hooking up.
985
00:54:30,039 --> 00:54:32,372
- I'll just get some drinks.
986
00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:37,698
- Nate, wait, there is a
singer on afterwards I promise.
987
00:54:38,773 --> 00:54:40,499
But your horoscope said today was the day
988
00:54:40,499 --> 00:54:43,639
that you were gonna
meet someone special so.
989
00:54:43,639 --> 00:54:44,722
Speed dating.
990
00:54:46,096 --> 00:54:48,437
Fine, but you're getting a drink.
991
00:54:48,437 --> 00:54:52,622
- Yes right, stay away
from bog eyes over there.
992
00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:57,206
And cradle cap head, she's
the one wearing the red dress.
993
00:54:57,206 --> 00:54:58,488
- I'm not signing up.
994
00:54:58,488 --> 00:55:00,386
I said I'll watch.
995
00:55:00,386 --> 00:55:02,886
- We've already signed you up!
996
00:55:10,196 --> 00:55:13,163
- This is Marble, she's got a
tick on her eye at the moment.
997
00:55:13,163 --> 00:55:15,212
She doesn't like being stroked though.
998
00:55:15,212 --> 00:55:18,988
So don't stroke her when
you meet her, she kicks.
999
00:55:18,988 --> 00:55:19,821
- Next.
1000
00:55:22,233 --> 00:55:24,154
- Right, let's cut the shit,
1001
00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:26,480
I'm here to get laid,
you're here to get laid.
1002
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:27,904
I'm horny, you're horny.
1003
00:55:27,904 --> 00:55:30,191
Are we saying yeah, because
everyone else in here looks like
1004
00:55:30,191 --> 00:55:34,358
they've been let out of
the fugly farm for the day.
1005
00:55:36,669 --> 00:55:38,278
- Right, I'm fucking pregnant,
1006
00:55:38,278 --> 00:55:40,573
living at my brother's
and I'm skint as fuck.
1007
00:55:40,573 --> 00:55:43,688
- I have a two year old,
the ex-wife's a bitch,
1008
00:55:43,688 --> 00:55:45,438
and I'm fucking rich.
1009
00:55:47,228 --> 00:55:48,061
- Right.
1010
00:55:52,275 --> 00:55:54,727
- So what kind of songs do you write then?
1011
00:55:54,727 --> 00:55:55,898
I actually write music myself,
1012
00:55:55,898 --> 00:55:57,200
I'm in a band.
1013
00:55:58,699 --> 00:56:01,165
- I'm writing a song for
someone that I lost actually.
1014
00:56:01,165 --> 00:56:02,748
- Oh no, I'm sorry.
1015
00:56:03,603 --> 00:56:07,270
- Yeah, he was probably
the love of me life.
1016
00:56:09,256 --> 00:56:12,686
- Well if he's the love of your life,
1017
00:56:12,686 --> 00:56:14,519
then why are you here?
1018
00:56:15,461 --> 00:56:18,193
You should go find him, go tell him.
1019
00:56:18,193 --> 00:56:23,014
It's been really nice
meeting you, good luck yeah?
1020
00:56:23,014 --> 00:56:23,847
- Next!
1021
00:56:28,257 --> 00:56:31,043
(acoustic guitar music)
1022
00:56:31,043 --> 00:56:33,247
♫ I'm holding it down
but just about lately
1023
00:56:33,247 --> 00:56:35,552
♫ Paranoid thoughts find
it hard to escape me
1024
00:56:35,552 --> 00:56:37,535
♫ These are the thoughts that shape me
1025
00:56:37,535 --> 00:56:40,030
♫ That's why I think
that everybody hates me
1026
00:56:40,030 --> 00:56:42,336
♫ Crawling deeper in a hole I'm digging up
1027
00:56:42,336 --> 00:56:44,704
♫ Calling on the people
that I used to be bigging up
1028
00:56:44,704 --> 00:56:46,554
♫ Bitterness and hatred in the water ♫
1029
00:56:46,554 --> 00:56:47,557
- He's got a two year old,
1030
00:56:47,557 --> 00:56:49,390
he's older, he's rich.
1031
00:56:50,663 --> 00:56:51,996
- [Jay] Married?
1032
00:56:53,715 --> 00:56:57,200
- No, I checked for a
ring, definitely single.
1033
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,046
Wife's a bitch apparently though.
1034
00:56:59,046 --> 00:56:59,950
- Wife?
1035
00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:00,783
- Ex-wife.
1036
00:57:01,633 --> 00:57:04,745
♫ When you're not standing next to me
1037
00:57:04,745 --> 00:57:08,996
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1038
00:57:08,996 --> 00:57:12,663
♫ I know how life can be oh
1039
00:57:13,602 --> 00:57:17,769
♫ I know how life can be oh oh ♫
1040
00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:22,869
So did you meet anyone Nate?
1041
00:57:22,869 --> 00:57:24,455
- No.
1042
00:57:24,455 --> 00:57:26,171
- No he's not!
1043
00:57:26,171 --> 00:57:27,201
- So what if he is?
1044
00:57:27,201 --> 00:57:28,451
- He's not gay!
1045
00:57:30,152 --> 00:57:34,152
That bird over there just
said Nate's gay, here.
1046
00:57:35,023 --> 00:57:37,690
- Nate, is this serious or what?
1047
00:57:38,946 --> 00:57:40,279
- Shut up Sammy.
1048
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:44,147
- Well we really are complete.
1049
00:57:44,147 --> 00:57:47,351
Willy woofter, airy fairy
and fucking pregalicious.
1050
00:57:47,351 --> 00:57:49,232
- Shut up Sammy.
1051
00:57:49,232 --> 00:57:54,206
- Nate, we don't give a
fuck I mean look at us two.
1052
00:57:54,206 --> 00:57:55,447
- You've really fucked things up
1053
00:57:55,447 --> 00:57:58,040
with Jonny now though haven't you.
1054
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,428
Why didn't you tell us.
1055
00:58:00,428 --> 00:58:03,688
- I don't know, I fucked things up.
1056
00:58:03,688 --> 00:58:06,869
- Well done big gob, I'm telling
the counselor everything.
1057
00:58:06,869 --> 00:58:08,369
- What, is he gay?
1058
00:58:09,705 --> 00:58:12,011
- Why couldn't you tell
us you were gay Nate?
1059
00:58:12,011 --> 00:58:16,292
You're our brother I mean we're
not arsed if you like cock.
1060
00:58:16,292 --> 00:58:19,191
In fact, it gives us more in common.
1061
00:58:19,191 --> 00:58:21,119
But that fucking Andy downstairs.
1062
00:58:21,119 --> 00:58:23,526
- What's Andy got to do with it?
1063
00:58:23,526 --> 00:58:26,533
- Never trust a woman with hairy toes.
1064
00:58:26,533 --> 00:58:27,791
You don't look after your feet,
1065
00:58:27,791 --> 00:58:29,095
you don't look after your fanny.
1066
00:58:29,095 --> 00:58:30,207
That's all I'm saying.
1067
00:58:30,207 --> 00:58:31,679
- What's that got to do with Jonny?
1068
00:58:31,679 --> 00:58:34,963
- How long have you been gay Nate?
1069
00:58:34,963 --> 00:58:37,930
- Look, can we just talk
about something else?
1070
00:58:37,930 --> 00:58:41,251
- Well how long have you not told us for?
1071
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:44,775
- Ever since Jonny, I've
never felt that way before.
1072
00:58:44,775 --> 00:58:46,181
- Well if he means that much to you,
1073
00:58:46,181 --> 00:58:47,444
you need to do something about it.
1074
00:58:47,444 --> 00:58:49,125
What are you playing at sat here crying?
1075
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:51,475
Get off your arse, stop worrying
1076
00:58:51,475 --> 00:58:53,092
about everybody else's problems.
1077
00:58:53,092 --> 00:58:56,186
I'm up the fucking duff, she's
fannying about with Jase.
1078
00:58:56,186 --> 00:58:57,874
- Yeah well he's in France now.
1079
00:58:57,874 --> 00:58:59,217
- You're an idiot Nate.
1080
00:58:59,217 --> 00:59:01,838
I'm the most considerate
person I know, ask Poppy.
1081
00:59:01,838 --> 00:59:05,272
For Christ's sake I pay for
the Africans at Christmas.
1082
00:59:05,272 --> 00:59:09,171
We both love you, and if
you wanna be with Jonny,
1083
00:59:09,171 --> 00:59:11,671
that's fine with me, he's fit.
1084
00:59:12,895 --> 00:59:13,916
- Little brat.
1085
00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:14,964
- What?
1086
00:59:14,964 --> 00:59:17,381
- Kicking the shit out of me.
1087
00:59:19,206 --> 00:59:20,789
- He's just feisty.
1088
00:59:22,523 --> 00:59:24,910
- How do you know what sex it is?
1089
00:59:24,910 --> 00:59:26,974
- I've got an eighth
sense about these things.
1090
00:59:26,974 --> 00:59:30,163
You know I've always been supernatural.
1091
00:59:30,163 --> 00:59:32,134
- It's amazing.
1092
00:59:32,134 --> 00:59:33,634
- Get off you two.
1093
00:59:34,521 --> 00:59:37,125
Tomorrow I'm gonna go
downstairs and see Andy.
1094
00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:38,430
Find out where Jonny is.
1095
00:59:38,430 --> 00:59:39,625
- Sammy will you just leave it?
1096
00:59:39,625 --> 00:59:42,310
- I'm much more tactful
about these things,
1097
00:59:42,310 --> 00:59:44,060
I'll go and find him.
1098
00:59:45,144 --> 00:59:47,472
- Right, turn the light off.
1099
00:59:47,472 --> 00:59:48,972
- Nate, your knee.
1100
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:05,200
- Night.
1101
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:05,200
- Move over.
1102
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:05,200
- Knee!
1103
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:05,200
- [Sammy] I'm not happy.
1104
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:05,921
- [Jay] Turn the light off Sammy
1105
01:00:05,921 --> 01:00:05,088
Sammy light, Sammy turn the light off!
1106
01:00:05,193 --> 01:00:05,957
- Oh for fucks sake!
1107
01:00:05,957 --> 01:00:07,874
(melancholy music)
1108
01:00:16,319 --> 01:00:19,090
- Hello Samantha, is Jay here?
1109
01:00:19,090 --> 01:00:20,731
- No she's out.
1110
01:00:20,731 --> 01:00:21,731
- Okay, bye.
1111
01:00:23,976 --> 01:00:27,143
- Hang on, I should probably apologize
1112
01:00:28,526 --> 01:00:33,352
for all the shit with Jonny
and Nate, you were right.
1113
01:00:33,352 --> 01:00:34,685
- I know, go on.
1114
01:00:37,077 --> 01:00:38,380
- What?
1115
01:00:38,380 --> 01:00:42,047
- Apologize, say Adriana
darling, I'm sorry.
1116
01:00:44,395 --> 01:00:46,062
- Sorry, there done.
1117
01:00:47,624 --> 01:00:50,124
So, what did you want Jay for?
1118
01:00:51,157 --> 01:00:53,740
- Actually you might be better.
1119
01:00:56,237 --> 01:00:58,732
I think I'm pregnant.
1120
01:00:58,732 --> 01:01:00,696
- Have you had a test?
1121
01:01:00,696 --> 01:01:03,279
- I do it now, when I take out.
1122
01:01:04,729 --> 01:01:05,646
- Take out?
1123
01:01:07,312 --> 01:01:08,395
Out of where?
1124
01:01:11,455 --> 01:01:14,330
- Oh for fucks sake you haven't?
1125
01:01:14,330 --> 01:01:17,915
You haven't stuck it up your
fucking flower have you?
1126
01:01:17,915 --> 01:01:20,998
- No darling, I stick it up my pussy.
1127
01:01:24,631 --> 01:01:26,659
- Hi, I've got some news.
1128
01:01:26,659 --> 01:01:27,808
- It can wait.
1129
01:01:27,808 --> 01:01:29,594
- Okay so what do I do now?
1130
01:01:29,594 --> 01:01:31,661
- Well you either wait
for one or two stripes.
1131
01:01:31,661 --> 01:01:32,776
- [Jay] Oh my god you're pregnant.
1132
01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:34,633
- No she's not, well we don't know yet.
1133
01:01:34,633 --> 01:01:36,958
Anyway, while we're waiting
1134
01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:38,900
me and Jay wanted to talk to you.
1135
01:01:38,900 --> 01:01:40,603
We know that Jonny's changed his number,
1136
01:01:40,603 --> 01:01:42,329
and wherever he is,
1137
01:01:42,329 --> 01:01:45,125
they don't have modern
technology like Facebook.
1138
01:01:45,125 --> 01:01:48,055
So we was wondering if you
would give us Jonny's number.
1139
01:01:48,055 --> 01:01:49,765
- Very tactful Sammy, well done.
1140
01:01:49,765 --> 01:01:50,682
- No sorry,
1141
01:01:51,576 --> 01:01:53,665
Jonny told me not to give
his number to anybody.
1142
01:01:53,665 --> 01:01:55,160
Nate especially.
1143
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:58,531
- But he didn't say you
couldn't give it to us did he?
1144
01:01:58,531 --> 01:02:00,954
- Look, we know you love Jonny.
1145
01:02:00,954 --> 01:02:02,189
- Yes.
1146
01:02:02,189 --> 01:02:03,937
- And we love Nate, but
they love each other,
1147
01:02:03,937 --> 01:02:05,898
so let's do something about it.
1148
01:02:05,898 --> 01:02:07,974
- No, sorry I can't.
1149
01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:09,908
Okay listen I tell you a secret.
1150
01:02:09,908 --> 01:02:12,113
Jonny is back for a
few days next Thursday.
1151
01:02:12,113 --> 01:02:13,863
- So maybe we could--
1152
01:02:14,821 --> 01:02:16,739
- Accidentally go round
1153
01:02:16,739 --> 01:02:18,947
to his friends house
and say we was looking
1154
01:02:18,947 --> 01:02:21,013
for his long lost auntie.
1155
01:02:21,013 --> 01:02:23,460
- Or maybe we could bump into each other
1156
01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:27,347
next Friday night when we go for a drink?
1157
01:02:27,347 --> 01:02:28,430
- Either way.
1158
01:02:30,721 --> 01:02:32,314
- One strip.
1159
01:02:32,314 --> 01:02:33,321
- Not Pregnant.
1160
01:02:33,321 --> 01:02:34,154
- Oh sorry.
1161
01:02:34,154 --> 01:02:36,654
- No, is good, I hate bambino.
1162
01:02:37,514 --> 01:02:39,289
Anyway, Nate doesn't even--
1163
01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:40,122
- Alright.
1164
01:02:41,353 --> 01:02:42,186
- Hi Nate.
1165
01:02:44,314 --> 01:02:46,628
- What are you guys doing next Saturday?
1166
01:02:46,628 --> 01:02:48,795
- I'm off to an orgy, why?
1167
01:02:49,829 --> 01:02:52,604
- I've just signed up
to do an open mic night.
1168
01:02:52,604 --> 01:02:57,200
- Well that's fab-tastic
and perfect timing.
1169
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,490
Perfect timing for what?
1170
01:02:58,490 --> 01:03:01,990
- Oh for um, your star sign to be aligned.
1171
01:03:06,578 --> 01:03:08,642
- Andy thought she was pregnant,
1172
01:03:08,642 --> 01:03:10,392
and instead of pissing on the stick,
1173
01:03:10,392 --> 01:03:12,440
she shoved it up her flower.
1174
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,931
- Not flower darling.
1175
01:03:13,931 --> 01:03:16,431
(horn blares)
1176
01:03:22,770 --> 01:03:23,770
- Hiya Nate.
1177
01:03:25,282 --> 01:03:26,774
- You alright.
1178
01:03:26,774 --> 01:03:28,873
Oh if you're looking for Sammy
she's gone on a date thing.
1179
01:03:28,873 --> 01:03:31,790
- No, I come to see you actually I,
1180
01:03:32,706 --> 01:03:33,539
I wanted to.
1181
01:03:33,539 --> 01:03:35,931
(grunting)
1182
01:03:35,931 --> 01:03:36,862
- You alright?
1183
01:03:36,862 --> 01:03:39,112
(grunting)
1184
01:03:41,034 --> 01:03:43,617
Jay said you're homosexual now.
1185
01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:48,139
- Yes I am, I think I was then too.
1186
01:03:50,059 --> 01:03:54,226
- Good, I was starting to think
that maybe I repulsed men.
1187
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,305
- Poppy, don't be daft.
1188
01:03:59,305 --> 01:04:03,693
You're beautiful and any man
would be lucky to have you.
1189
01:04:03,693 --> 01:04:05,776
- Thanks Nate, I hope so.
1190
01:04:11,214 --> 01:04:13,967
I heard you fell for Jonny.
1191
01:04:13,967 --> 01:04:16,685
You know Nate if you find
someone that you love,
1192
01:04:16,685 --> 01:04:18,852
you shouldn't let them go.
1193
01:04:19,865 --> 01:04:23,986
- Yeah I know, but it's
a bit late now isn't it.
1194
01:04:23,986 --> 01:04:26,316
- It's never too late Nate.
1195
01:04:26,316 --> 01:04:28,343
Anyway I'd, oh!
1196
01:04:28,343 --> 01:04:30,328
I'd better go, I'll see you soon.
1197
01:04:30,328 --> 01:04:31,161
- See ya.
1198
01:04:33,019 --> 01:04:35,186
(chatter)
1199
01:04:41,422 --> 01:04:43,222
- Right, where is he?
1200
01:04:43,222 --> 01:04:44,425
- Who?
1201
01:04:44,425 --> 01:04:46,675
- It work, I knew it would.
1202
01:04:48,190 --> 01:04:49,298
- What's going on?
1203
01:04:49,298 --> 01:04:51,254
- Don't go mad, Jonny's here.
1204
01:04:51,254 --> 01:04:53,484
It's the only way we could
get you both together.
1205
01:04:53,484 --> 01:04:55,585
One day you'll probably be thanking me.
1206
01:04:55,585 --> 01:04:57,428
- Are you joking?
1207
01:04:57,428 --> 01:05:00,027
I'm the last person he wants to see.
1208
01:05:00,027 --> 01:05:01,126
- [Sammy] I'll get you a pint.
1209
01:05:01,126 --> 01:05:02,826
- Oh I'll have one too darling,
1210
01:05:02,826 --> 01:05:05,171
I left my purse at home.
1211
01:05:05,171 --> 01:05:06,193
- You heard her?
1212
01:05:06,193 --> 01:05:09,276
She's got arms deep pockets that one.
1213
01:05:10,201 --> 01:05:12,264
- Do I look alright.
1214
01:05:12,264 --> 01:05:13,923
Do you know what I'm just gonna leave it.
1215
01:05:13,923 --> 01:05:15,032
- He's there.
1216
01:05:15,032 --> 01:05:16,532
- [Nate] Oh great.
1217
01:05:17,579 --> 01:05:19,417
- Well it's probably
just his mate from work.
1218
01:05:19,417 --> 01:05:22,871
- No, I know him, he works
in the Duke, he's gay.
1219
01:05:22,871 --> 01:05:25,954
- Don't be such a pisser mister Nate.
1220
01:05:28,954 --> 01:05:29,787
- Yeah.
1221
01:05:35,776 --> 01:05:37,193
Give me a minute.
1222
01:05:43,534 --> 01:05:44,951
You alright Nate?
1223
01:05:46,361 --> 01:05:48,838
- Yeah, sorry I didn't know you were back.
1224
01:05:48,838 --> 01:05:51,054
- I'm not, well I am but just for
1225
01:05:51,054 --> 01:05:53,304
a few days passing through.
1226
01:05:55,383 --> 01:05:56,216
- Cool.
1227
01:05:57,255 --> 01:05:58,088
- Yeah.
1228
01:06:01,296 --> 01:06:02,129
- Yeah.
1229
01:06:10,348 --> 01:06:11,983
- Do you want another drink?
1230
01:06:11,983 --> 01:06:14,066
- Yeah, double it though.
1231
01:06:19,237 --> 01:06:22,689
Well aren't you joining us for a pint?
1232
01:06:22,689 --> 01:06:24,528
- No I was just nipping
in with these guys,
1233
01:06:24,528 --> 01:06:27,388
I'm probably gonna get off.
1234
01:06:27,388 --> 01:06:30,901
- Alright well maybe catch you later then.
1235
01:06:30,901 --> 01:06:32,984
I'm staying at Andy's so.
1236
01:06:34,189 --> 01:06:35,356
- Yeah see ya.
1237
01:06:41,395 --> 01:06:43,509
- Oh Nate, Nate don't go!
1238
01:06:43,509 --> 01:06:44,625
Nate!
1239
01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:46,375
- [Sammy] Fucks sake.
1240
01:06:49,073 --> 01:06:50,406
- That's £10.80.
1241
01:06:51,747 --> 01:06:53,080
- What the fuck!
1242
01:06:58,678 --> 01:07:00,011
- Can I come in?
1243
01:07:01,293 --> 01:07:02,126
- Yeah.
1244
01:07:10,138 --> 01:07:12,055
- How come you ran off?
1245
01:07:13,807 --> 01:07:16,124
- I'm a fucking mug, everyone knows that.
1246
01:07:16,124 --> 01:07:20,256
But I don't deserve to sit there
watching you with some guy.
1247
01:07:20,256 --> 01:07:24,173
- He's my mate, I've
known him longer than you.
1248
01:07:27,149 --> 01:07:29,047
- Sorry it just looked like.
1249
01:07:29,047 --> 01:07:30,973
- Like I was on a date?
1250
01:07:30,973 --> 01:07:31,806
No!
1251
01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:35,685
- How was France?
1252
01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:39,852
- It's amazing the place where
I'm saying you should see it.
1253
01:07:41,662 --> 01:07:43,829
- You'd love it out there.
1254
01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:46,803
- I told Sammy and Jay.
1255
01:07:47,727 --> 01:07:49,151
Look, I know I was a dick but,
1256
01:07:49,151 --> 01:07:51,514
ever since you left I haven't
stopped thinking about--
1257
01:07:51,514 --> 01:07:53,457
- I fucking pissed the bed.
1258
01:07:53,457 --> 01:07:54,977
Oh I don't feel well.
1259
01:07:54,977 --> 01:07:59,388
- The fertility god has
spoken Sammy, praise be.
1260
01:07:59,388 --> 01:08:00,735
- What is she on about.
1261
01:08:00,735 --> 01:08:02,679
- I think your waters have broken Sammy.
1262
01:08:02,679 --> 01:08:04,387
- My God is it coming already?
1263
01:08:04,387 --> 01:08:05,918
- I'd better leave you to it.
1264
01:08:05,918 --> 01:08:08,585
Sammy, it'll be fine, good luck.
1265
01:08:10,904 --> 01:08:14,327
Nate I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon.
1266
01:08:14,327 --> 01:08:15,832
- Well meet me here at 12.
1267
01:08:15,832 --> 01:08:16,665
- Alright.
1268
01:08:17,815 --> 01:08:20,388
- Poppy, ring a taxi.
1269
01:08:20,388 --> 01:08:21,905
- Poppy's not here.
1270
01:08:21,905 --> 01:08:23,336
- Get me a red ice lolly Nate.
1271
01:08:23,336 --> 01:08:24,355
- We haven't got any!
1272
01:08:24,355 --> 01:08:25,382
- Where's my phone?
1273
01:08:25,382 --> 01:08:26,793
- No!
1274
01:08:26,793 --> 01:08:30,960
(screaming)
(piano music)
1275
01:08:41,759 --> 01:08:44,259
(piano music)
1276
01:09:07,157 --> 01:09:10,657
- It's a girl and she's called her Tamara.
1277
01:09:15,245 --> 01:09:16,691
- How is she doing?
1278
01:09:16,691 --> 01:09:18,440
- [Jay] Good.
1279
01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:20,385
- I've bought her some flowers.
1280
01:09:20,385 --> 01:09:22,552
- She'll like that, go on.
1281
01:09:26,445 --> 01:09:27,528
Come on Nate.
1282
01:09:32,438 --> 01:09:37,181
♫ Let's stop the clocks
because time is running out
1283
01:09:37,181 --> 01:09:41,348
♫ Let's hold the moment
as he's fading fast
1284
01:09:43,961 --> 01:09:47,246
♫ You and I will never be at ♫
1285
01:09:47,246 --> 01:09:48,079
- Jonny!
1286
01:09:50,046 --> 01:09:53,858
- He's gone darling, he left letter.
1287
01:09:53,858 --> 01:09:56,191
He couldn't wait any longer.
1288
01:09:57,641 --> 01:10:00,592
If you're gonna stop him
then you'd better leave now.
1289
01:10:00,592 --> 01:10:01,425
Go!
1290
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,857
♫ Hold down the 22
1291
01:10:06,857 --> 01:10:11,024
♫ He's the only one who comfort you
1292
01:10:15,993 --> 01:10:20,292
♫ Hold down the 22 because
there's no one else
1293
01:10:20,292 --> 01:10:23,042
♫ Quite like you
1294
01:10:24,669 --> 01:10:27,486
♫ You and if I
1295
01:10:27,486 --> 01:10:29,809
♫ Hold down the 22
1296
01:10:29,809 --> 01:10:33,976
♫ I can close my eyes and I'll see you
1297
01:10:37,773 --> 01:10:41,418
♫ We can hold down the 22 because
1298
01:10:41,418 --> 01:10:43,238
♫ No one really ♫
1299
01:10:43,238 --> 01:10:44,238
- He's gone.
1300
01:10:45,846 --> 01:10:46,679
- Oh Nate.
1301
01:10:51,484 --> 01:10:54,567
Three, no matter what happens, three.
1302
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:58,906
- What do you mean?
1303
01:10:58,906 --> 01:11:00,906
- Three of us, together.
1304
01:11:01,804 --> 01:11:04,971
Me you and Sammy, oh and Tamara, four.
1305
01:11:09,334 --> 01:11:12,334
You've got your special gig tonight.
1306
01:11:13,302 --> 01:11:15,797
- I don't think I can do it Jay.
1307
01:11:15,797 --> 01:11:18,015
- What would mum say?
1308
01:11:18,015 --> 01:11:21,182
She'd say get off your arse and do it.
1309
01:11:23,177 --> 01:11:25,438
Anyway I bought my special gig outfit.
1310
01:11:25,438 --> 01:11:27,688
(laughing)
1311
01:11:29,273 --> 01:11:31,440
Oh Nate, it'll be alright.
1312
01:11:39,458 --> 01:11:43,079
(cheering and applause)
1313
01:11:43,079 --> 01:11:45,437
- Jackie B waiting down the line everyone.
1314
01:11:45,437 --> 01:11:47,132
Now I know how much you love that like,
1315
01:11:47,132 --> 01:11:49,078
but this next guy, it's
his first time on stage,
1316
01:11:49,078 --> 01:11:51,655
so I wanna hear a huge round of applause
1317
01:11:51,655 --> 01:11:53,321
for Nate Carson!
1318
01:11:53,321 --> 01:11:57,200
(screaming and cheering)
1319
01:11:59,293 --> 01:12:01,626
- [Jay] I'm so proud of him.
1320
01:12:02,749 --> 01:12:03,582
- Um.
1321
01:12:06,042 --> 01:12:08,072
I just wanna say,
1322
01:12:08,072 --> 01:12:11,739
that this song is about
someone that I love.
1323
01:12:13,534 --> 01:12:15,701
Anyway this is the song.
1324
01:12:15,701 --> 01:12:17,931
♫ I love your eyes they make me smile
1325
01:12:17,931 --> 01:12:19,399
♫ They are so true
1326
01:12:19,399 --> 01:12:21,288
♫ I love your lips they make me smile
1327
01:12:21,288 --> 01:12:25,886
♫ The way they kiss me like they do oh
1328
01:12:25,886 --> 01:12:28,305
♫ I'm addicted to you
1329
01:12:28,305 --> 01:12:30,880
(screaming)
1330
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,826
♫ I'm addicted to you
1331
01:12:32,826 --> 01:12:36,159
(acoustic guitar music)
1332
01:12:37,239 --> 01:12:40,694
♫ I see your face when I
am chilling with my mates
1333
01:12:40,694 --> 01:12:44,861
♫ When I'm eating I can't get
your image off of my plate no
1334
01:12:46,238 --> 01:12:50,246
♫ I'm just trying to tell
you right now how I feel
1335
01:12:50,246 --> 01:12:54,413
♫ I'm in love with you and
this love is for real yeah
1336
01:12:55,249 --> 01:12:59,428
♫ And when we hold hands
it gives me self esteem
1337
01:12:59,428 --> 01:13:01,452
♫ I'm so proud to call you mine
1338
01:13:01,452 --> 01:13:05,353
♫ You are the one from my dreams
1339
01:13:05,353 --> 01:13:08,520
♫ I'm addicted to you
1340
01:13:10,215 --> 01:13:13,382
♫ I'm addicted to you
1341
01:13:16,903 --> 01:13:19,500
♫ There's no easy way
out I've gotta stand tall
1342
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:21,798
♫ I fight with my fists
before I crumble and fall
1343
01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:23,701
♫ I ain't saying that
I can't make it through
1344
01:13:23,701 --> 01:13:25,943
♫ But if I do then I've
got to be standing with you
1345
01:13:25,943 --> 01:13:27,666
♫ Because on my own I'll fall and break
1346
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,758
♫ Two lights might call
for you to take you
1347
01:13:29,758 --> 01:13:32,067
♫ Shake and break and crumb
1348
01:13:32,067 --> 01:13:34,299
♫ I'll take your plate of faith we'll run
1349
01:13:34,299 --> 01:13:36,714
♫ Into the sun when I have one
1350
01:13:36,714 --> 01:13:39,189
♫ I'm not leaving until it's done
1351
01:13:39,189 --> 01:13:41,747
♫ I grab your hand tight while you shiver
1352
01:13:41,747 --> 01:13:44,547
♫ We'll climb mountains and swim rivers
1353
01:13:44,547 --> 01:13:48,380
♫ Because I'm addicted to you
1354
01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:52,406
♫ I'm addicted to you
1355
01:13:52,406 --> 01:13:54,656
(cheering)
1356
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:59,381
♫ I'm coming up top my head's
above water you caught her
1357
01:13:59,381 --> 01:14:00,634
♫ Man on the border
1358
01:14:00,634 --> 01:14:02,769
♫ Treading the thin line
of order and disorder
1359
01:14:02,769 --> 01:14:03,993
♫ Now I'm on the line to order
1360
01:14:03,993 --> 01:14:05,572
♫ And disorder's getting shorter
1361
01:14:05,572 --> 01:14:07,438
♫ Now I'm breathing there's
oxygen inside my veins
1362
01:14:07,438 --> 01:14:09,627
♫ I forget the pain and I
distract myself from the rains
1363
01:14:09,627 --> 01:14:11,705
♫ That were holding me deep inside my hole
1364
01:14:11,705 --> 01:14:14,151
♫ Now I'm in control and
with you here I'll grow
1365
01:14:14,151 --> 01:14:19,123
♫ Into a bigger man and we'll
see things that only we can
1366
01:14:19,123 --> 01:14:23,290
♫ Into a bigger man and we'll
see things that only we can
1367
01:14:24,585 --> 01:14:29,214
♫ Because I'm addicted to you
1368
01:14:29,214 --> 01:14:31,774
♫ I'm addicted to you ♫
1369
01:14:31,774 --> 01:14:35,191
(screaming and cheering)
1370
01:14:36,780 --> 01:14:38,697
- Nate Carson everyone!
1371
01:14:40,254 --> 01:14:41,462
Shit, it's all good.
1372
01:14:41,462 --> 01:14:43,795
(screaming)
1373
01:14:55,362 --> 01:14:59,529
- I don't get it, I came
to the train station and,
1374
01:15:01,482 --> 01:15:02,815
look, I'm sorry.
1375
01:15:03,712 --> 01:15:06,047
How could I leave knowing
you were gonna be up there
1376
01:15:06,047 --> 01:15:09,335
doing what I've always
wanted to see you do.
1377
01:15:09,335 --> 01:15:10,981
You were amazing.
1378
01:15:10,981 --> 01:15:13,481
(piano music)
1379
01:15:34,895 --> 01:15:37,145
(knocking)
1380
01:15:44,022 --> 01:15:47,018
(knocking)
1381
01:15:47,018 --> 01:15:50,772
- Do you think if we're quiet
enough they might leave?
1382
01:15:50,772 --> 01:15:53,640
- It's very doubtful Nate.
1383
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:54,723
- Can we try?
1384
01:15:58,542 --> 01:16:03,508
- I give it another minute
before we hear Sammy's voice.
1385
01:16:03,508 --> 01:16:05,758
(knocking)
1386
01:16:11,446 --> 01:16:13,113
They're not leaving.
1387
01:16:14,951 --> 01:16:17,691
- Well you better go and
answer the door then.
1388
01:16:17,691 --> 01:16:18,524
- Me?
1389
01:16:18,524 --> 01:16:21,191
- Go on, I'll put the kettle on.
1390
01:16:37,303 --> 01:16:38,849
- Got a present for you in the living room
1391
01:16:38,849 --> 01:16:40,601
so get out of bed knob head!
1392
01:16:40,601 --> 01:16:42,319
- [Nate] Sammy, what are you doing?
1393
01:16:42,319 --> 01:16:43,542
- You know there's a time for that?
1394
01:16:43,542 --> 01:16:44,739
- [Jay] We need to have
our keys back Nate.
1395
01:16:44,739 --> 01:16:45,912
Budge up Jonny!
1396
01:16:45,912 --> 01:16:47,067
- There's not enough room!
1397
01:16:47,067 --> 01:16:48,579
- Sammy, move over!
1398
01:16:48,579 --> 01:16:52,356
(mumbling)
(laughing)
1399
01:16:52,356 --> 01:16:55,294
- Sammy, stop it, stop moving!
1400
01:16:55,294 --> 01:16:57,898
♫ I'm holding it down
but just about lately
1401
01:16:57,898 --> 01:17:00,306
♫ Paranoid thoughts find
it hard to escape me
1402
01:17:00,306 --> 01:17:02,018
♫ These are the thoughts that shape me
1403
01:17:02,018 --> 01:17:04,700
♫ That's why I think
that everybody hates me
1404
01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:07,155
♫ Falling deeper in
the hole I'm digging up
1405
01:17:07,155 --> 01:17:09,799
♫ Calling on the people
that I used to be bigging up
1406
01:17:09,799 --> 01:17:12,123
♫ Bitterness and hatred
in the water I sip a cup
1407
01:17:12,123 --> 01:17:14,389
♫ Trying to get out of this
rut don't think I'm big enough
1408
01:17:14,389 --> 01:17:16,841
♫ So we'll scrap that step might fall in
1409
01:17:16,841 --> 01:17:19,333
♫ Hear your warning
you hear me calling out
1410
01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:21,786
♫ Stuck in a rut I'm bawling now
1411
01:17:21,786 --> 01:17:22,989
♫ You're stalling now
1412
01:17:22,989 --> 01:17:24,375
♫ Because you hate to see me falling down
1413
01:17:24,375 --> 01:17:26,450
♫ But I know how life can be
1414
01:17:26,450 --> 01:17:28,873
♫ When you're not standing next to me
1415
01:17:28,873 --> 01:17:33,867
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1416
01:17:33,867 --> 01:17:37,534
♫ I know how life can be oh
1417
01:17:38,398 --> 01:17:42,843
♫ I know how life can be oh oh
1418
01:17:42,843 --> 01:17:46,176
(acoustic guitar music)
1419
01:17:52,044 --> 01:17:53,620
♫ There's no easy way
out I've gotta stand tall
1420
01:17:53,620 --> 01:17:56,157
♫ And fight with my fists
before I crumble and fall
1421
01:17:56,157 --> 01:17:58,694
♫ I ain't saying that
I can't make it through
1422
01:17:58,694 --> 01:18:00,918
♫ But if I do then I
gotta be standing with you
1423
01:18:00,918 --> 01:18:02,878
♫ Because on my own I'll fall and break
1424
01:18:02,878 --> 01:18:05,049
♫ Two lights might call
for you to take you
1425
01:18:05,049 --> 01:18:07,781
♫ Shake and break and crumb
1426
01:18:07,781 --> 01:18:09,941
♫ I'll take your plate of faith we'll run
1427
01:18:09,941 --> 01:18:12,795
♫ Into the sun when they have won
1428
01:18:12,795 --> 01:18:15,059
♫ But I'm not leaving until it's done
1429
01:18:15,059 --> 01:18:17,488
♫ Grab your hand tight while you shiver
1430
01:18:17,488 --> 01:18:20,154
♫ We'll climb mountains
and swim rivers because
1431
01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:24,898
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1432
01:18:24,898 --> 01:18:29,627
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1433
01:18:29,627 --> 01:18:33,294
♫ I know how life can be oh
1434
01:18:34,515 --> 01:18:38,883
♫ I know how life can be oh oh
1435
01:18:38,883 --> 01:18:42,216
(acoustic guitar music)
1436
01:18:50,376 --> 01:18:52,755
♫ I'm coming up top my head's above water
1437
01:18:52,755 --> 01:18:54,307
♫ She caught her man on the border
1438
01:18:54,307 --> 01:18:57,200
♫ Treading the thin line
of order and disorder
1439
01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:58,093
♫ Now I'm on the line to order
1440
01:18:58,093 --> 01:18:59,296
♫ And disorder's getting shorter
1441
01:18:59,296 --> 01:19:01,141
♫ Now I'm breathing there's
oxygen inside my veins
1442
01:19:01,141 --> 01:19:03,551
♫ I forget the pain and I
distract myself from the rains
1443
01:19:03,551 --> 01:19:05,747
♫ That were holding me deep inside my hole
1444
01:19:05,747 --> 01:19:07,987
♫ Now I know I'm in control
and with you here I'll grow
1445
01:19:07,987 --> 01:19:12,154
♫ Into a bigger man and we'll
see things that only we can
1446
01:19:14,230 --> 01:19:16,230
♫ Oh oh
1447
01:19:18,111 --> 01:19:22,278
♫ Into a bigger man and we'll
see things that only we can
1448
01:19:23,151 --> 01:19:25,151
♫ Oh oh
1449
01:19:26,908 --> 01:19:30,796
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1450
01:19:30,796 --> 01:19:34,948
♫ I know how life can be when
you're not standing next to me
1451
01:19:34,948 --> 01:19:38,615
♫ I know how life can be oh
1452
01:19:39,667 --> 01:19:43,870
♫ I know how life can be oh oh
1453
01:19:43,870 --> 01:19:46,620
♫ Woah woah woah
1454
01:19:47,728 --> 01:19:51,739
♫ Woah woah woah ♫
1455
01:19:51,739 --> 01:19:55,072
(acoustic guitar music)
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