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(Birds tweeting)
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(Birds tweeting)
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♪ SOUND OF MUSIC: Overture ♪
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(Tools hammering, lawnmower whirring)
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(Music swells)
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♪ The hills are alive ♪
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♪ With the sound of music ♪
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♪ With songs they have sung ♪
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♪ For a thousand years ♪
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♪ The hills fill my heart ♪
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♪ With the sound of music ♪
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♪ My heart wants to sing every song it hears ♪
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♪ My heart wants to beat ♪
like the wings of the birds that rise
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♪ From the lake to the trees... ♪
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- Oh, no.
♪ My heart wants to sigh... ♪
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- But I was winni...
♪ Like a chime that flies ♪
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♪ On a church on a breeze ♪
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♪ To laugh like a brook...♪
GIRL: Oh, no.
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♪ When it trips and falls over stones on its way ♪
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♪ To sing through the night ♪
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♪ Like a lark who is learning to pray ♪
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♪ I go to the hills ♪
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♪ When my heart is lonely...♪
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(Gasps)
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Oh, my God! Mum's in the backyard!
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BOTH: We know!
- Coral!
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'Do you often feel
that life is not worth living?'
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Yes.
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At 13, I attempted suicide
and jumped off the verandah.
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(squeals)
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And just then Dad drove up.
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He was knocked unconscious for five minutes.
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(Thinks) And this event is known as...
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...The Disgrace.
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♪ And I'll sing ♪
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♪ Once more. ♪
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'Get your test results.'
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GIRL: Coral!
- I'm bipolar?!
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(Banging at door)
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Coral, Mum's gone off again.
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- What? Gone off where?
- Off her head!
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♪ How do you solve a problem ♪
♪ like Maria? ♪
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The embarrassment is total!
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You're the oldest, Coral! Do something!
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I can't do anything. I'm mad too.
I'm bipolar. Maybe even schizophrenic.
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Quick, Google 'schizophrenic'.
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I have mood swings,
high-to-moderate depression
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and I think people are plotting against me!
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Look, the only thing wrong with you, Coral,
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is you can't stand
if someone's more mental than you.
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Girls, we are having dinner at the table
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as if we were a normal family.
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Well, Mum's way more mental than you!
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- We're more mental than you.
- I'm a sociopath, Leanne's autistic.
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Other people eat dinner together, so why not us?
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- We looked it up.
- And they talk to each other.
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They tell each other about their days...
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- Even Michelle's more mental than you.
- She hears voices.
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She told us! In her head!
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LEANNE: And she thinks
she's being followed.
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By aliens!
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(Both laugh)
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Top that, Coral.
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When your father gets home,
Jane... can say grace.
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Dad's not coming.
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He hasn't had dinner with us since The Disgrace.
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JANE: Coral!
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Dad hates us, Mum.
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That's because we're not a real family.
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But when we start acting like one -
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telling each other about our days
and singing and dancing -
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then he will want to be with us.
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Singing and dancing? Who does that?
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(Leanne laughs)
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The Von Trapps.
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Oh, no.
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♪ ..weiss ♪
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♪ Bless my homeland forever... ♪
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I always wanted to be a Von Trapp -
sing Edelweiss,
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wear little matching outfits.
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♪ Edelweiss...♪
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Be a credit to Austria.
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- ♪ Edelweiss- ♪ Edelweiss...♪
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Somehow I got things wrong.
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I... ruined... everything.
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♪ Small and white...♪
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I've let you girls run wild.
Everyone says.
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We're an embarrassment to your father.
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Don't you see the way people stare at us?
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They're... they're staring at you, Mum.
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Well, soon, they'll be staring in envy.
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At our togetherness.
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At our normality.
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FAINT BREATHY VOICE: Michelle.
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Michelle.
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Michelle.
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(Michelle pants heavily)
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♪ High on the hill was a lonely goatherd ♪
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♪ Lay-ee odle-lay-ee ♪
♪ odle-lay-hee-hoo... ♪
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♪ Loud was the voice ♪
(Car engine starts)
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♪ Of the lonely goatherd ♪
Lay-ee odle-lay-ee odle-loo
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♪ High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
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♪ Lay-ee odle-lay-ee odle-lay-hee-hoo ♪
Loud was the voice... ♪
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Oh. Oh. Oh!
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Oh! Oh, dear. Ohh.
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Oh! Argh!
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(Crash!)
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Oh... Oh.
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Hi, Nancy.
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Oh. Oh, dear.
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Oh. Oh, no!
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Oh, not again.
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(Strains, laughs nervously)
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'Course I... I said to myself,
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'Don't run over the bins, Shirley.
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Whatever you do,
don't run over those bins.'
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And, of course, what do I do?
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I run over the bins.
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At least I didn't run over your bins, Nancy.
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People in this neighbourhood
spend a lot of time and effort
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in keeping their homes presentable.
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I scrub my drive with a toothbrush.
But what's the point...
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What is the point?
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...when all I can think about is garbage
because of you and your bins?
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You're a disgrace.
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An absolute disgrace.
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Nancy... sorry.
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(Shrieks)
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CORAL: 'While most schizophrenics
hear voices...'
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I don't hear voices.
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'..Some may briefly stabilise
at a pre-psychotic level,
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presenting without delusions
and hallucinations.'
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I'm pre-psychotic.
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(squeals)
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(Laughs)
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Hey, Trout. (Giggles) I'm pre-psychotic.
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- You're a fuckin' freak.
- (Chuckles gawkily)
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You're in charge of the shark show.
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OK. Great. Cool.
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What? What shark show?
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The new one in the basement.
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Trevor Blundell's Jaws Of Terror.
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Woo!
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(Phone rings)
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Um, Trevor Blundell's Terrible Jaws.
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MAN: That's 'Trevor Blundell'sJaws Of Terror'.
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Who cares?
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This is Trevor Blundell.
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Oh, sorry, Mr. Blundell.
It's Coral Moochmore here.
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Your new assistant.
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Are you gonna fire me?
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I wouldn't mind. I hate sharks.
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You should hate sharks, Coral.
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They're vicious, murdering thugs.
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Did that big one really eat a prime minister
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or did you just make that up?
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Grab a torchand go to the great white, Coral.
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I was only eight years oldwhen it attacked me boat.
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It was me or him.
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Go to the jaws.
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It takes a great white three daysto digest a meal, Coral.
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I killed him on 24th June 1968.
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Harold Holt disappeared 23rd June.
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What's that mean?
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It means any prime ministerit ate for breakfast
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was still in its stomach when it died.
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Now shine the light down its gullet.
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I don't want to.
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But you don't believethere's anything there.
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Do it, Coral. Look inside.
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No.
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Is that fear I hear in your voice?
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Yeah.
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Then tell me you believethis is the shark that ate Harold Holt.
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This is the shark that ate Harold Holt.
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Good.
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Now, you tell everyone else who comes inthe same thing.
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- Make 'em believe it too.(Hangs up)
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(Screams)
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(Pants heavily)
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It's a... it's a mask. It's a mask.
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
Shoobie-doobie-doo
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♪ Shoo-doobie-doo ♪
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♪Hey, girls, are you livin'... ♪
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G'day, Mrs. Moochmore. How are ya?
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Oh, I'm fine, thank you. How are you?
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Bet you want a big jam and cream
doughnut this mornin', don't ya?
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SHIRLEY: Oh. Well, no.
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Of course ya do.
And an iced coffee to go with it.
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WAITRESS: An iced coffee.
- Just an iced coffee.
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- No doughnut?
- No, not this morning.
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Kay, Mrs. Moochmore reckons she
doesn't want a jam and cream doughnut.
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What are you talkin' about?
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You always have
a jam and cream doughnut, Mrs. Moo.
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- She's pullin' your leg, Manda.
- No, I'm not.
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KAY: Oh, we'll give you two.
She's dying for one.
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No, really. I...
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$5.50, Mrs. Moochmore.
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But I... I don't want it.
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What are you talking about?
Gone to all this trouble.
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MANDA: Enjoying that, Mrs. Moochmore?
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Oh, yes, thank you.
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You want another one?
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Oh... no, thank you.
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- Moo.
- (Kay giggles)
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- What?
WOMAN: Shirley.
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- Mm? Oh!
- What are you doing?
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You promised me no more fattening foods.
Don't you care about your health?
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(Kay and Manda laugh)
- I do. I do.
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Well, if you don't care,
how do you expect me to care?
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Oh, I do care. And I care that you care.
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I brought the girls.
They've just been glazed.
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Oh.
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(sighs)
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Elizabeth the 1st.
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For the competition.
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I'm doing Elizabeth the 1st.
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Now, feel Miriam's hair.
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Go on.
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Nylon.
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Now feel Yvette's.
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Feel the difference?
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Human.
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I want to do Elizabeth the 1st with human hair.
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Red human hair.
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Do you think, urn, Jane would like
to visit me this afternoon?
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Jane? Oh, I'm sure she would.
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I'll pick her up after school, then.
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You know, I think I will have cream.
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I don't think Barry loves me anymore.
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What? Well, did Barry say that?
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Well, then, how do you know?
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He never looks at me.
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He never says anything to me.
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He hasn't come home for two weeks.
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Barry's got a lot on his mind these days,
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what with the election coming up.
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I don't blame him for not loving me anymore.
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- I know I've let myself go.
- Oh, no, stop that.
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- I let the girls run wild.
- Well, I've always said that.
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(Tearfully) I remind people of garbage.
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- Who does?
- I do!
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My bins do. (Sobs)
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(Sobs)
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Well, use that perfume I gave you
for Christmas - that L'Air du Temps.
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- (Sobs)
- No, enough of that.
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Uh... have another doughnut.
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You said I shouldn't eat any more doughnuts.
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Well, if it cheers you up,
you can have a dozen doughnuts.
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She'll have another doughnut.
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MANDA: Jam and cream?
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Uh, yes, why not?
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My treat.
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(Sobs inconsolably)
255
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,369
- Can't this wait till later?
- No!
256
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,912
(Continues sobbing)
257
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:36,041
No. Well... I'm sure everything's fine.
258
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:39,211
It's not fine!
259
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,838
I feel like I don't exist!
260
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,183
- Of course you exist. Everyone exists.
- I don't!
261
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,927
I sit here and I eat doughnuts I don't want!
262
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,763
Now get a grip on yourself!
Stop this spectacle. Hmm?
263
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,516
Why don't you go shopping?
That always cheers me up.
264
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,977
You just go shopping and you keep
shopping until you cheer up.
265
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:59,064
(Wails)
266
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,733
Michelle.
267
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,444
Give us the mechanical man.
268
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,363
I don't have the mechanical man!
269
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,156
Give us the mechanical man.
270
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,950
(Whimpers) Argh!
271
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,953
Michelle, do you want a couch? A couch.
272
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,996
It's a lovely white couch.
273
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,124
Oh, she doesn't want it.
274
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,127
Why didn't you tell me
your father had won Wheel Of Fortune?
275
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:23,132
Darling, don't lie in here
with the lights off. It's not normal.
276
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:31,223
(Phone rings)
277
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,192
Dolphin Heads Council, Mayor
Moochmore's office. Tisha speakin'.
278
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,819
Kylie, I've already warned youse twice.
One more time...
279
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:50,951
(Door opens, people gasp)
- Barry! I mean... Mayor Moochmore.
280
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,537
There's an emergency. At home.
281
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,633
SHIRLEY: It's an Excelsior! Oh!
282
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:04,254
It's the vacuum cleaner I've always w...
And it's purple! Oh!
283
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,798
Oh, my goodness!
Another washing machine!
284
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,018
Oh! Put it right there with the others.
Thank you.
285
00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:10,552
- Mum...- Yes.
286
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,054
- I'm scared.
- Oh, don't be silly, darling.
287
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,725
Does anyone on TV look scared when
their fathers win the Wheel Of Fortune?
288
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:20,395
Of course not. They're happy
someone invented game shows.
289
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:24,900
(Gasps) And when your dad gets home,
we are gonna celebrate with dinner...
290
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,902
...on our new table!
291
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,029
Oh! Look! There's Nancy Boyle!
292
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:33,658
Nancy, hello! Hello!
Look at all the furniture!
293
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,785
It's alright.
You don't have to be afraid of it.
294
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,538
It's not rubbish. It's all new.
295
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,081
Fabulously new from my husband.
296
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,584
He calls you 'Noxious Nance'
behind your back, he does.
297
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,383
He says you're a nasty, gossiping bitch.
298
00:16:44,384 --> 00:16:47,589
But I think that's unfair, because
you've done a lot for this community -
299
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:52,260
or at least act like you have -
so I want you to have this lamp.
300
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,514
Is you oldest daughter really a lesbian
or is that just malicious gossip?
301
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:59,142
(Gasps) Oh! He's here! We've done it!
302
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,145
He's home! Your father's home!
303
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,688
Quickly, start singing!
304
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,941
♪ High on the hill lived a lonely goatherd ♪
305
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,865
♪ Lay-dee odle-lay-dee odle-lay-hee-hoo ♪
306
00:17:07,866 --> 00:17:09,986
♪ Loud was the voice ♪
♪ of the lonely goatherd... ♪
307
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,280
- Mum, stop.
♪ Lay-dee odle-lay-dee odle-loo... ♪
308
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,699
(Shirley continues singing)
309
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,035
Auntie Doris stole my hair!
310
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,004
♪ Odle-lay-dee odle-lay-deeodle-lay. ♪
311
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,789
(Crash!)
312
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,499
- Oh!
(Horn blares)
313
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,918
What the fuck is going on?!
314
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,337
(Clock chimes 'cuckoo')
315
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,880
(Grunts)
316
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,508
(Wooden clanking)
317
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,718
Jane! Get away from that!
318
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,262
It's goin' back to the shops.
319
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,106
I'm Kayleen.
320
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,603
CORAL: Make sure you leave the kettle on
the whole time...
321
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,151
Bastard.
322
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:52,737
(Huffs)
323
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,413
Sit at the table, Dad.
We're getting you breakfast.
324
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,169
JANE: Fresh and premium cold beer, Dad.
325
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,055
Excuse me.
326
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:29,232
Your mum is on holiday in Wollongong,
327
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,032
and she's having a wonderful time.
328
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,448
If anybody asks, that's the story.
You got it?
329
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,461
(Clears throat)
330
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,831
(Leanne clears throat)
331
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,417
Dad, we were thinking,
332
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,085
while Mum's away,
333
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,796
maybe we should be seeing somebody.
334
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,548
You know, like a psychiatrist.
335
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:57,093
- What?
- Someone to talk to about our problems.
336
00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:00,096
- What?
- So we don't end up in Wollongong.
337
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,849
- What?
- Dad, I'm autistic.
338
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,393
Dad, I'm a sociopath.
I don't feel anything.
339
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,520
- I'm pre-psychotic.
- Michelle hears voices.
340
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,148
- What?
- Tell Dad you hear voices.
341
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,691
I hear voices.
342
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:15,868
(All talk at once)
343
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,617
Auntie Doris stole my hair!
344
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,165
Enough!
345
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:28,249
There are no psychiatrists in Dolphin
Heads anywhere but the loony bin.
346
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:32,921
And the only person in this family
going to the loony bin is your mother!
347
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,674
This wouldn't be happening to me
if I had a family of boys.
348
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,217
Boys have breakdowns, Dad.
349
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:40,762
Not Australian boys -
they're too busy playing football.
350
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,305
Now, I've got an election to run,
351
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:45,475
and I don't care if you five lumps
eat me out of house and home
352
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,352
and spend every cent I make -
353
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,480
no-one is going mental.
354
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,400
Not before I do.
355
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,027
I'm goin' mental!
I live in a barn, Jack.
356
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,947
There's pizza boxes piled everywhere
'cause none of 'em can cook.
357
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,246
They can't do the dishes,
they don't make the beds.
358
00:20:01,247 --> 00:20:04,035
- It's a nightmare!
- Get Shirley back from her holiday.
359
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,080
- She can't come back.
- Why not? It's been over a week.
360
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,708
Barry, you gotta level with me.
Has she left ya?
361
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:14,462
'Cause if she has, get her back.
Mate, we go to the polls in eight weeks.
362
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,761
She's on all of the leaflets
with you and the girls.
363
00:20:16,762 --> 00:20:19,718
She hasn't left me.
She's in Wollongong, and she likes it.
364
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,892
I wish I was there meself.
365
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,651
Nah.
366
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,824
Nah.
367
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,411
Turn around and have another look.
368
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,742
Looks normal. Got a dog.
369
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,910
Nah. I can't.
370
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,872
Hitchhiker... Nah.
371
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,415
(Phone rings)
372
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,958
Barry Moochmore.
373
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,803
KAYLEEN: (Sobs) Dad,I know you don't believe anything I say,
374
00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:56,337
but I'm a sociopath.
375
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,682
- I don't have any feelings.- Which one is this?
376
00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:02,218
It's Kayleen!Why don't you ever remember my name?!
377
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,813
Look, don't worry about it.
I'm gonna fix everything.
378
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:10,018
♪ EASY-LISTENING MUSIC ♪
379
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,566
(Horn beeps)
380
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,487
The embarrassment is total.
381
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:23,448
I have to get some hats.
People are gawking at me.
382
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,451
GIRL, ON PHONE:What does your dad think?
383
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,369
Dad thinks 12-year-olds
don't know anything, but they do.
384
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,289
(Low growling)
385
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,833
- (Growls)
GIRL, ON PHONE: Jane?
386
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,586
WOMAN: Don't make any sudden moves.
387
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,170
(Dog barks)
388
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,014
Ripper! Come 'ere!
389
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,552
I didn't train him to kill.
390
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,429
He does it out of love.
391
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,973
'Course he only kills for me.
392
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,727
If someone attacked you, he'd watch.
393
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,270
(Ripper growls)
394
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,981
Is... is my dad here?
395
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,575
In the back room.
396
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,075
Wouldn't have paid for that haircut
if I was you.
397
00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:03,905
(Chuckles nervously)
398
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,074
Brother! It's Barry.
399
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,576
Dad, who's that woman?
400
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:13,373
Oh, I forget her name, but you are
to do everything she tells ya.
401
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,083
Nah, nah, everything's jake.
402
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,460
I took your advice and got meself a babysitter.
403
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,462
Yeah, hired her on the way home.
404
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,339
She can live in, too.
405
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,634
Ah. Oi. She's staying in your room.
406
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:27,220
- Where will I sleep?
- You share with Jane.
407
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,888
I am Jane.
408
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,807
I don't care about that anymore.
409
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,892
Tell your problems to what's-her-name.
410
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:36,646
BARRY: Feel like a beer, mate?
Great! I'll see you in ten minutes.
411
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:40,775
I don't have the mechanical man! (Pants)
412
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,323
Fair enough.
413
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,993
That's Michelle. She's mental.
414
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,587
We all are.
415
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,666
I'll be the judge of that.
416
00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:00,846
(Vacuum whirrs)
417
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,173
What are you doing?
418
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,259
ALL: Coral!
MICHELLE: She's making us clean!
419
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,802
- Who is?
- Shaz!
420
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,345
- Her dog's crazy.
- Whose dog?
421
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,644
Shaz's dog.
It's gonna kill us if we stop cleaning.
422
00:23:11,645 --> 00:23:13,483
You're the oldest, Coral.
Get rid of her.
423
00:23:13,484 --> 00:23:17,855
She's in there. She's got a knife.
I saw it sticking out of her boot.
424
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,822
(Bubbling)
425
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,865
(Inhales deeply)
426
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,745
Gawvvw! (Coughs) Not bad.
427
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,423
Who are you?
428
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,127
- Coral.
- Oh, like the sea.
429
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,838
The Coral Sea.
430
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:47,008
I'm Shaz. Just... Shaz.
431
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:50,053
JANE: (Mockingly) 'I'm Shaz.'LEANNE: (Mockingly) 'I'm tough.'
432
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,888
- Ripper!
(Ripper growls)
433
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:54,432
(Ripper barks, girls scream)
434
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,143
(Vacuum whirrs)
435
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,691
CORAL: What are you doing here?
436
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:05,486
I'm here to fulfil me destiny.
437
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,538
Right a grievous wrong.
438
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,661
See the sights.
439
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,121
Where's ya mum, by the way?
440
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,590
She's...
441
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,965
In Wollongong?
442
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:26,089
On holiday.
443
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,263
Havin' a wonderful time.
444
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,887
I'm not scared of you.
I work in a shark show.
445
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,430
You're kiddin'.
446
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:38,685
They're dead,
but... one of them ate Harold Holt.
447
00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:41,314
(Pants tearfully)
448
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,242
(Sobs)
449
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:53,074
Don't worry, love.
It would've been quick.
450
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:57,296
♪ Heavy hip-hop music ♪
451
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,792
(Coughs)
452
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:42,625
- Patchouli oil?
- She's a hippie.
453
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,468
(Coral squeals, Leanne gasps)
454
00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:53,310
It's pretend.
455
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:05,730
Hmm... 'Di... dis... agnosum...'
456
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:08,951
'Diagnostic and Statistical Manual
of Mental Disorders'.
457
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:14,530
Maybe she's a psychiatrist,
like we wished for. (Chuckles)
458
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,532
G'day.
459
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,701
Sharon Thornbender.
All the way from Tassie.
460
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:23,623
Nancy. Nancy Boyle.
This is my daughter - Donna.
461
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,467
Jeez, you're a big one, aren't ya, Donna?
462
00:26:25,468 --> 00:26:27,302
Which house did you say you'd moved into?
463
00:26:27,303 --> 00:26:30,922
I didn't. You'll have to invite me in
for a cuppa tea, won't ya?
464
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,715
Already been next door.
465
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:35,301
The Mooch mores?
466
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,553
Could I tell you stories!
467
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:42,975
Once I saw Shirley Moochmore
standing outside in their backyard...
468
00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,852
...screaming.
469
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,395
No!
470
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:50,775
Her screaming's better
than her singing, though. Ugh!
471
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,318
Close your legs.
472
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,162
She brought it on herself, in my opinion.
473
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:59,033
'Course those girls, they're enough
to drive anyone around the bend.
474
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,958
But who let them get that way?
475
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,998
BOTH: She did.
- Mm.
476
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,834
- Legs.
- Yeah.
477
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:11,129
Once, um...
once they bought this pool...
478
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,714
- Oh! This is...
(Both laugh, snort)
479
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:17,176
No... No, this... (Laughs, snorts)
480
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,679
(Guffaws, snorts) This is terrible!
481
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,514
(Snorts, laughs)
482
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:24,183
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
You can't tell her that!
483
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,227
- I won't!
- You can't!
484
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:29,564
(Cries, laughs)
They got this upright pool...
485
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:33,734
(Laughs)
- ..and they put it in their backyard,
486
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:36,237
and... and their backyard's on a slant.
487
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:37,822
(Snorts, stifles laughter)
488
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:40,408
So all the Moochmores, they all get in.
489
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:41,951
(Wheezes with laughter)
490
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,870
And then... (Guffaws)
491
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,622
Not all of them - not Barry of course,
'cause you never see him.
492
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:51,210
But because it's on a slant, they just
go, like, washing to one side...
493
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:54,213
(Cackles)
494
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,883
- And then the side...
- (Cries, laughs)
495
00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:59,969
- And the side just, like, breaks...
- Side breaks!
496
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:02,221
(Nancy and Donna cackle, snort)
497
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,600
(Shaz laughs, snorts)
498
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:09,604
So they just spill out, all over the yard.
499
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:12,648
DONNA: And they float...
- Rolling out like a bunch of bananas!
500
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:16,235
Shirley Moochmore. Ugh!
She just starts screaming again!
501
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:21,157
It's like living next door
to an Aboriginal encampment. (Laughs)
502
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:23,868
'Cause Mum hates Abos.
503
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:27,079
And where is Shirley Moochmore these days?
504
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,174
There's the million-dollar question.
505
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:37,048
(Ripper whimpers)
506
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:41,052
(Screaming, commotion)
507
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:45,181
In all me life, I have never
witnessed a sorrier display.
508
00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:47,480
(Commotion continues, phone rings)
509
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,061
Yep.
510
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,146
WOMAN, ON PHONE: Shirley?
- Nup. Who's this?
511
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:54,106
This is Doris Charles speaking.
512
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:56,442
Ah. Would this be Auntie Doris Charles?
513
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:59,528
- (Gasps)
DORIS: Who is this?
514
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,072
This is Auntie Shaz speakin'.
515
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,491
Auntie Shaz?
516
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:05,826
I didn't know Barry had a sister.
517
00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,454
Yeah, well, I'm more the auntie ya earn
than the other kind.
518
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:12,130
- What other kind?
- Your kind. The hairdressin' kind.
519
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:14,835
I'm not a hairdresser.
520
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:18,340
Oh. Well, you'd better give Jane
her hair back, then, hadn't ya?
521
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,717
(Phone rings)
- OK. Another one.
522
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:25,179
(Girls laugh and chatter)
523
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,228
It's still me.
524
00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:35,273
You know what they say about youse in this town?
525
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,858
Hmm? They say youse are freaks.
526
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,194
They say you don't belong.
527
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:45,491
They say you're good-for-nothing
layabouts who'll never achieve nothin'.
528
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,327
(Angrily) If someone said that about me,
I'd cut their throats.
529
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,626
Why aren't youse out there
cuttin' their throats?
530
00:29:50,627 --> 00:29:54,041
- Because it's true.
(Girls laugh)
531
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,261
There's someone outside watchin' us.
532
00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:01,266
(Phone rings)
533
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:07,054
GIRL: This'll be good.
- Hello?
534
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:08,597
DORIS, ON PHONE: Hello?
535
00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:10,766
- Hello?
- Hello?
536
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,310
(Girls giggle)
- Hello?!
537
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,656
- I think they hung up.
- Michelle...
538
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,941
...you're holdin' the phone
the wrong way, darl.
539
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,484
'Ello?
540
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:23,279
- Michelle'?
MICHELLE: Yeah?
541
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,829
- Can you talk?
- Yeah.
542
00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:30,369
It's Auntie Doris.
Is everything alright?
543
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:33,123
Oh. Is that you outside in the car?
544
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,250
Where's your mother?
545
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:40,338
- On holiday.
- On holiday? Well, where's Barry?
546
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,381
- Where's your father?
- I dunno.
547
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,508
He's never 'ere, is he?
548
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,594
Maybe he's dead and they forgot to tell us.
549
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,221
(All laugh)
550
00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:53,434
Can you see me at the window?
I'm wavin' at ya. Why don't you come in?
551
00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:56,103
No. No, I can't come in.
552
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:59,028
She never comes in.
She thinks we're pigs.
553
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:02,485
- Really?
- We're not pigs now.
554
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:05,080
It's all tidy in here. See?
555
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:08,574
Did you break down or something?
556
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:11,118
We could come out and give you a push.
(Chuckles)
557
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,496
(Girls groan and chortle)
558
00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:15,956
Michelle! Look, who is this Shaz woman?!
559
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:19,085
G'day! Sharon Thornbender.
All the way from Tassie.
560
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,419
(Screams)
561
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:24,382
- Put it on speaker! Put it on speaker!
- Don't make any sudden moves, Doris.
562
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,384
He's checkin' to see if you're a sex pervert.
563
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:30,096
Can't be too careful. And Ripper here
can sniff out a psycho at ten paces.
564
00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:31,639
(Ripper barks)
565
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,608
Oh! He doesn't like
the smell of you, Doris.
566
00:31:33,609 --> 00:31:36,185
- You're not a sex pervert, are ya?
- No.
567
00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:38,771
Then what are you doing
sitting out here in the dark, then?
568
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:41,070
Are you some old lezzie
on the prowl for young girls?
569
00:31:41,071 --> 00:31:43,025
Certainly not! I'm married.
570
00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:44,568
- Prove it.
- I have a ring.
571
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:47,613
Oh, anyone coulda give you that.
Another lezzie coulda give ya that.
572
00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,866
You could be head of a coven of lezzies
masquerading as old married women.
573
00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:55,663
- Jesus! Ripper, they're in the back!
- No! They're my girls! Don't hurt them!
574
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,206
- Oh!
- What are they?!
575
00:31:57,207 --> 00:32:00,751
They're dolls! I make them for
competitions. They're very expensive.
576
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:04,302
- Please... just get your dog off!
- Ripper, get off 'em.
577
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,342
Spun out! I thought they was weird
dwarves and you was their leader.
578
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,594
I've won prizes for my dolls.
579
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,596
Gawd! Look at 'em starin'!
580
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,395
Cover 'em up! I'm gonna freak out!
581
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,813
You scalped Jane for one of 'em, didn't ya?
582
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:23,732
Your own niece, so as you could win prizes.
583
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,818
I had Shirley's permission.
584
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:28,072
Oh, Shirley said
you could chop off her daughter's hair,
585
00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:29,572
put it on some bald doll.
586
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:31,240
How do you know Shirley?
587
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,084
Where is she?
What have you done with her?
588
00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:35,411
- She's in Wollongong.
- Oh.
589
00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:37,756
Been to Wollongong before, has she?
590
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:44,587
Yep. I've been hearing a lot
about Shirley around here.
591
00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:47,923
None of it flatterin'. Sounds like
she was a shockin' housekeeper
592
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:50,347
but thought the world of her daughters,
that right?
593
00:32:50,348 --> 00:32:52,061
It's hard to juggle a home and a family.
594
00:32:52,062 --> 00:32:54,476
I mean, I should know -
I have two children myself.
595
00:32:54,477 --> 00:32:56,140
Do ya?
596
00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:59,518
Some children are less trouble
than others, I reckon.
597
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:03,189
I was lucky.
My children are naturally tidy.
598
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:04,940
Quiet too, I bet.
599
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:08,569
Well... I was strict.
600
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:10,946
But children need that.
601
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:15,242
I posted a daily roster
of their responsibilities.
602
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,203
You sure you're Shirley's sister?
603
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:19,497
We're ten years apart.
604
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:22,958
I still think of Shirley
as the baby of the family -
605
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,628
the one who got away with everything.
606
00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:27,546
But she's a dear thing,
607
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:30,299
with a sweet, trusting nature.
608
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:34,897
Yep. It's all comin' together.
The life of Shirley Moochmore.
609
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,851
- Ripper!
- Oh!
610
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,772
I understand you, Doris.
And soon, you're gonna understand me.
611
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:47,274
That sounds... ominous.
612
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,448
You wouldn't know.
613
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,614
Aargghhhh!
614
00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:55,241
(Coral squeals)
615
00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:57,745
(Coral laughs)
616
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:00,788
Oh, shit. It's a mask.
617
00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:03,749
- (Chuckles)
- Did I scream?
618
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:07,211
Mm... (Laughs)
619
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:10,011
Seen me feminine side, Coral.
620
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,926
Girls like that, don't they?
621
00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:16,220
It turns ya on, don't it?
622
00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:18,474
- Oh, it turns me on!
(Squeals)
623
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:21,267
(Trout grunts)
624
00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:23,727
I didn't think you liked me, Trout.
625
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:27,565
You let me see the sharks
after closin' time, didn't ya?
626
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,115
This is your reward. (Laughs)
627
00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,529
What do you like about me, Trout?
628
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,072
What?
629
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,741
Uh... you're different. (Laughs)
630
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,451
How am I different?
631
00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:40,995
I dunno. It's... hard to say.
632
00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:43,914
Ya missin' something, or you got
too much of it. I don't know which.
633
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,917
- (Blows raspberry)
(Both laugh)
634
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,467
- Woo!
(Squeals, giggles)
635
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,257
- Ow! Don't...
- Oh, sorry.
636
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,842
- Oh!
- You OK?
637
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,390
- Uh-huh.
(Latch clicks)
638
00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:01,724
What was that?
Did you... did you hear that?
639
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:03,475
Did you lock the door?
640
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:05,023
It's nothing.
641
00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:10,357
Trout, there's somebody here.
No, no, Trout! Get off! No...
642
00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:12,610
(Screams)
643
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,696
(Both scream)
- Argh!
644
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,540
(Splutters)
645
00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:21,586
- Are you OK?
- Uh-huh.
646
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,665
(Wheezes)
647
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:30,794
Trout, I've temporarily paralysed ya.
648
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,796
You'll be right in 20 seconds.
649
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,506
While I got ya here,
650
00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:38,510
Coral is an employee of
Trev Blundell Jaws O' Terror shark show.
651
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:41,472
And being Trev Blundell, I look out for her.
652
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,724
'No'... means no.
653
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:47,603
Don't mean 'maybe' or 'more please'.
654
00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:51,982
I've had a few conversations with Coral
and, physically, she's all woman.
655
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:59,031
Mentally, she's, uh... ill-equipped
to part with her girlhood right now.
656
00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:00,991
I'm not sayin' never.
657
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,077
Maybe in a couple of years.
658
00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:05,412
You're OK now, Trout.
659
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,086
Piss off.
660
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,052
(Slurping)
661
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,390
Trout's not right for you.
662
00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:26,642
I been huntin' sharks 40 years.
663
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:30,396
Seen his type before -
all instinct, no fear in him.
664
00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:33,232
He craves, devours, moves on.
665
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:36,944
Trout isn't a shark. Boys aren't sharks.
666
00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:40,280
Everything is sharks. Life is sharks.
667
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,825
100 million years ago,
when the dinosaurs lay dyin',
668
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:47,204
last thing they saw were sharks laughin' at 'em.
669
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,916
That's the last thing we'll see too.
670
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:54,628
I'm quitting my job
'cause I think you're mental.
671
00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,004
Mental is a shark.
672
00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:58,133
- It is not.
- It is.
673
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:02,594
I expect to be schizophrenic any day now,
674
00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:06,640
and none of my research
mentions sharks... ever.
675
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,434
Is that right?
676
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:11,109
I've been in a lunatic asylum.
677
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:16,900
Five years ago. After me daughter died
and me wife lost her mind.
678
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:20,738
I've battled insanity, and it's a shark.
679
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:24,575
Circles ya boat, waitin' for you to fall.
680
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,455
You can't see it, but it's there.
681
00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:30,998
You know that feeling, Coral?
682
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:34,003
'Cause if you don't, I can show it to ya.
683
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:02,038
They have us surrounded, Coral.
684
00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:07,377
Madness is when you see 'em.
685
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,130
Sanity.
686
00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:19,840
Insanity.
687
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:24,051
Don't dream of madness, Coral.
688
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:28,305
When madness gets ya, there's no 'you' left.
689
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:31,150
Just madness.
690
00:38:32,602 --> 00:38:34,855
What if it's too late?
691
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:41,193
I tried to kill myself when I was 13
by jumping off the verandah
692
00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:43,904
because I'm ugly and I'm abnormal.
693
00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:47,324
And my mum's in the loony bin,
my sister talks to aliens
694
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,544
and my dad hates us.
695
00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:55,542
Even me being here talking to you isn't normal.
696
00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:02,683
Look at you -
you're old, you have weird scars.
697
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:06,769
And what do you want to be with me for, anyway?
698
00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:18,531
You remind me of someone.
699
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,528
Don't lose yourself, Coral.
700
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,744
I know it don't seem like much...
701
00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:31,035
...but it's all you got.
702
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,919
♪ Crazy... ♪
703
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,505
That's very inappropriate, Karen.
Very inappropriate.
704
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:47,431
♪ Crazy for feelin' so lonely... ♪
705
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:51,346
Well, it's not a really romantic story.
706
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:54,057
Well, there's a romantic bit in it.
707
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:57,102
Uh, Barry was 25 and I was 24
708
00:39:57,103 --> 00:40:01,189
and, on our second date, he sort of raped me.
709
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:04,735
Mm.
Date rape I suppose you'd call it now.
710
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:08,286
Yeah. On the terrace
of the Dolphin Heads Casino.
711
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:12,534
Well, he'd had a bit to drink
and suddenly he was all over me.
712
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:15,996
And I'm there going, 'No, no, ' like you do.
713
00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:19,126
But you know how men are -
they just go with the flow, don't they?
714
00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:21,927
Anyway, next day, I said to myself,
715
00:40:21,928 --> 00:40:25,094
'Shirley, if he doesn't call you
in three weeks, you're a slut.'
716
00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:30,928
It was before three weeks was up I found
out I was pregnant with Coral and...
717
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,931
But he did call me. Yeah.
718
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,230
That's the romantic bit.
719
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:39,772
Boy, did he get a surprise.
720
00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:47,611
I suppose you think that's
a bad foundation for a marriage - rape.
721
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:49,237
SHAZ: I've heard worse.
722
00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:50,781
Have you?
723
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:53,075
- I've lived worse.
- Have you?
724
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,660
You wouldn't know.
725
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:58,914
See, you're not like my other doctors,
because you tell me stuff.
726
00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:01,875
Keep your voice down.
I don't want 'em stealing me techniques.
727
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,002
Do you think I use food as an emotional crutch?
728
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,545
- Nup.
- What about waterfalls?
729
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,005
What about waterfalls?
730
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:10,008
Dr. Kurland says, when I feel
overwhelmed, I should think of them.
731
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:13,553
Bullshit. What do these doctors do about
the daily misery that is your life?
732
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,348
Close your eyes and imagine this -
733
00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:19,319
a giant tumour eatin' your brain.
734
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:23,230
You go into a hospital filled with doctors,
735
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:26,733
experts on brain-eatin' tumours,
and what do they do?
736
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,778
Brush ya hair over the bulge
so no-one can see it and send you home.
737
00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:32,739
But what you need
is someone to cut out the tumour
738
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,950
so you can live.
739
00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:36,535
Shaz.
740
00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:40,330
Oh, no! Sandra!
741
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:44,376
Gaw! Spun out! What are you doin'
in here, ya mad boong?
742
00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:47,421
Oh, they reckon I've got
borderline personality disorder.
743
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,006
Borderline fuckin' personality!
744
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,883
What the fuck do they know
about my fuckin' personality?
745
00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:53,427
Fuckin' nothin'!
746
00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:58,306
I'm still vibrant.
Too vibrant for some, eh, Shaz?
747
00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:00,934
- Do you remember?
(Sandra and Shaz laugh)
748
00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:03,854
(Shaz laughs)
749
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,480
Shut up.
750
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,108
I admit I had a bit too much to drink,
got a bit outta hand.
751
00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:10,986
Don't remember. Anyway, bit
of a punch-up, bit of a committal,
752
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:12,529
and here I am.
753
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,749
- Yeah, they got Shirley in 'ere too.
- Fuck, no!
754
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:17,117
- Shirley, you in 'ere too?
- Mm.
755
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:18,702
Who are ya?
756
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,788
Shirley... Moochmore.
757
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:25,459
What a stupid fuckin' name.
No wonder they put ya away.
758
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:28,295
(Shaz and Sandra laugh)
759
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:30,130
Aw, Sheree...
760
00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:32,966
Eh, she's great, this one.
Has she taken ya under her wing?
761
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,719
Yep. Shirley's me project.
762
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,894
Are you one of Dr. Thornbender's patients
as well?
763
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:45,896
Yep.
764
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,689
And I love her.
765
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:51,485
And I don't like whities, as a rule,
but Shaz... Shaz isn't white.
766
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:54,071
She's a new colour.
767
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,156
- She's mauve.
- Gaw.
768
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:59,076
It's true, Shaz. Ya mauve.
Ya fuckin' mauve!
769
00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,829
Now, Shaz knows.
770
00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:03,622
She knows.
771
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,666
She's gonna change your fuckin' life.
772
00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:08,761
That's the impression I get.
773
00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:14,508
The problem with you two
is you let people say you're crazy.
774
00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,807
You're only as crazy
as you let people say you are.
775
00:43:16,808 --> 00:43:19,012
I don't let anyone say I'm crazy, so I'm normal.
776
00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:21,848
Youse, you let everyone
say you're crazy, so you're in here.
777
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,976
- Dr. Kurland...
- I don't care what them doctors say.
778
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:26,895
What do you say?
779
00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:28,563
Are you crazy?
780
00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:30,532
I don't cope well.
781
00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:35,278
There's ways of copin'
that don't involve loony bins and drugs.
782
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,697
There's offensive and defensive copin'.
783
00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:41,284
I've always favoured offensive meself.
Ya might say I invented it.
784
00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:43,328
But I'm gonna get you out of here, Shirl.
785
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:47,300
But first, we gotta deal
with them tumours of yours.
786
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:55,590
Rise and shine! We got
mountains to climb, startin' now!
787
00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:56,842
(Screams)
788
00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:59,052
Give us the mechanical man.
789
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,096
MICHELLE: I don't have
the mechanical man!
790
00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:03,932
Forget about that. Ya never
gonna give 'em the mechanical man
791
00:44:03,933 --> 00:44:06,143
'cause you're not a character in Lost In Space.
792
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,862
Now get up and get dressed.
793
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:12,649
You think Noxious Nance
has climbed this mountain?
794
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,777
'Course not!
She's too busy scrubbin' her driveway.
795
00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:18,280
This takes guts and perseverance!
796
00:44:18,281 --> 00:44:19,823
(Girls groan and squeal)
797
00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:22,202
Do ya reckon Auntie Doris
has climbed this mountain?
798
00:44:22,203 --> 00:44:23,952
She doesn't even know it's here.
799
00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:26,705
Ya gotta believe in yourselves, girls,
and each other.
800
00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:28,498
(Shrieks, pants)
801
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:31,334
I can't go any further. I won't.
802
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:33,633
You don't get to the top
of this mountain, Coral,
803
00:44:33,634 --> 00:44:35,797
then ya nothin', just like they say ya are.
804
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,258
What's the point of getting to the top, anyway?!
805
00:44:38,259 --> 00:44:40,182
Not bein' at the bottom.
806
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,306
(Girls groan and pant)
807
00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:46,892
SHAZ: Come on, girls! That's it!
Almost there.
808
00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:49,271
MICHELLE: I can't do it.
SHAZ: Come on, Michelle.
809
00:44:49,272 --> 00:44:52,355
(Michelle strains)
- Come on, Michelle! Just move it!
810
00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:54,816
- I can't!
- We're all waiting here!
811
00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:56,860
Oi, get in behind her and give her a push.
812
00:44:56,861 --> 00:45:00,989
- I can't!
(Girls strain)
813
00:45:00,990 --> 00:45:04,326
(Girls strain and groan)
- She's too heavy!
814
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:07,495
She's not heavy, she's ya sister!
815
00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:12,218
(Girls groan and strain)
816
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:16,006
(Both cheer, Ripper barks)
817
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,924
That's it, Michelle.
818
00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:21,303
(All cheer)
819
00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:30,611
(Pants)
820
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:36,034
I'm flying! Woo-hoo!
821
00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:41,907
(Girls pant and chuckle)
822
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:51,583
Everybody, pick up a rock.
823
00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:58,256
One day this rock's gonna mean somethin' to ya.
824
00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:03,843
Ya might lose the only thing you ever loved,
825
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,388
or that ever loved you,
826
00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:08,640
but you're gonna look at this rock
827
00:46:08,641 --> 00:46:13,147
and you're gonna say, 'I can take it,
because I climbed the mountain.'
828
00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:19,401
This is where they live.
829
00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:21,200
It's where the voices live.
830
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,825
Can hear 'em clearer up here.
831
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:29,670
They're singin'.
832
00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:32,961
They're 'appy.-
833
00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:37,627
They was from Lost In Space, wasn't they, Shaz?
834
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:40,672
Yeah. Knew as soon as I 'eard ya.
835
00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:44,634
'Give us the mechanical man.'
Great episode.
836
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:47,887
Of course, not as great as the episode
where Dr. Smith turns into a tree,
837
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,936
but you can't have everything.
838
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,143
You're onto 'em now, Michelle.
839
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:55,488
They're gonna have to think of somethin' else.
840
00:46:57,106 --> 00:46:59,232
None of youse are mental.
841
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:02,277
Except you, Michelle. You're bonkers.
842
00:47:02,278 --> 00:47:03,996
But the rest of youse...
843
00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:06,323
Nah.
844
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:08,366
But if we're not mental,
845
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:10,119
we're just unpopular.
846
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,621
I'll show you the meanin' of the word 'mental'.
847
00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:16,458
Page 354.
848
00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:19,336
- 'Obsessive compulsive disorder.'
SHAZ: Yeah, that's her.
849
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:22,422
'Stubborn, stingy, possessive,
uncreative and unimaginative,
850
00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:26,259
devoted to meaningless activities
that require being tidy and meticulous.'
851
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:27,802
CORAL: It is her.
852
00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:30,347
Yeah, they're all in there -
the whole neighbourhood.
853
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:34,184
See that delusional over there? He mowed
the same strip of grass yesterday.
854
00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:35,727
He can't help himself.
855
00:47:35,728 --> 00:47:38,688
(Girls scream)
856
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,024
(Man yells angrily)
- Look. Look at him! Look!
857
00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:45,528
Ohh. Upset the delicate balance of
their fantasy world, and they go nuts.
858
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:48,198
- They can't all be mental.
- What are the odds of that?
859
00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:49,449
(Shrieks)
860
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:52,535
Youse have stumbled on the meanin'
of life and ya don't even know it!
861
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:55,997
America. Europe.
862
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:59,876
Asia.
And all the way down here is Australia.
863
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:02,629
Alone. Isolated.
864
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:05,600
Ever wonder why? Why we're down here?
865
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:10,678
Well, we were a penal colony...
866
00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:12,522
Well, that's the cover story, yeah.
867
00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:15,725
But, historically, where have
they always sent the loonies?
868
00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:17,727
As far away as possible.
869
00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:20,106
And you can't get
any further away than Australia.
870
00:48:20,107 --> 00:48:22,484
We weren't a penal colony.
We was a lunatic asylum.
871
00:48:22,485 --> 00:48:25,193
Our ancestors were loonies,
and this is the result.
872
00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:27,987
Well, have a look around.
There's no such thing as normal.
873
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,661
It's just different shades of mental.
874
00:48:29,662 --> 00:48:32,158
Your totally mental are in the lunatic asylums.
875
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:36,496
The rest of 'em - the delusionals,
borderlines, compulsives,
876
00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:39,874
paranoids, schizoids -
make up Australia as we know it.
877
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,252
We're nothin' but a livin' experiment in madness
878
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:45,883
under constant observation by the
psychiatric community of the world.
879
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:53,096
But... if we're all under observation...
and mental,
880
00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:55,432
how come we're allowed to leave?
881
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:59,644
Kylie Minogue.
She left. She's practically British.
882
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:02,730
In any experiment,
there's test mice and control mice.
883
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,608
Control mice are marked in some way
884
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:07,031
and sent off into the normal world
as comparisons.
885
00:49:07,032 --> 00:49:10,280
Kylie Minogue's a control mouse.
Cate Blanchett - control mouse.
886
00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:13,074
Russell Crowe -
a control mouse outta control.
887
00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:16,411
Rupert Murdoch, Nicole Kidman.
The list of control mice is endless.
888
00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:19,789
- What about you, Shaz?
- What about me?
889
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:22,259
Do you know the meaning
of the word 'conformity'?
890
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:25,962
I don't. I instinctively do not know it.
891
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,673
And that's how they knew about me.
Knew about me from birth.
892
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,426
They been after me ever since.
893
00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:33,178
Who's after you?
894
00:49:33,179 --> 00:49:35,722
Scientists. After me brain.
895
00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:39,517
They want to study me, clone me,
or prevent me from happenin' again.
896
00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:41,145
I don't know which. I'm not psychic.
897
00:49:41,146 --> 00:49:45,148
Luckily, Ripper is. He warns me
when they're gettin' too close.
898
00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:47,901
And I understand why they're scared of me.
899
00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:50,612
I'm the next step to human evolution.
900
00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:53,406
A next step to perfection.
901
00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:55,250
And they don't want me buildin' an army.
902
00:49:55,251 --> 00:49:57,660
- What army?
- An army of me.
903
00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:00,121
'Cause I can see the ones
who are like me -
904
00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:03,166
born without the instinct of conformity.
905
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:05,502
That's what led me to Dolphin Heads.
906
00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:08,463
Ya think it was an accident
ya dad stopped for me?
907
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:11,132
He had to. It was his destiny.
908
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:12,759
Dad's like you.
909
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,344
Nup.
910
00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,721
Youse are.
911
00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:18,890
Youse are me army.
912
00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:21,100
Youse are next steps,
913
00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:25,980
but crushed into unrecognisability
by the forces of conformity.
914
00:50:25,981 --> 00:50:31,819
There ya go, Michelle.
A jam and cream doughnut on the house.
915
00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:34,447
I didn't want a jam and cream doughnut.
916
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:37,283
Oh, you sound just like your mum
when you say that.
917
00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:41,120
She's always telling us she doesn't
want the jam and cream doughnuts too,
918
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:44,541
then she shovels 'em down
like there's no tomorrow.
919
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,084
Doesn't she, Kay?
920
00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:51,923
- We love your mum. We call her Mrs. Moo.
- (Kay chuckles)
921
00:50:51,924 --> 00:50:53,925
Where is she these days?
922
00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:56,594
She's in Wollongong, on 'oliday.
923
00:50:56,595 --> 00:51:00,014
Havin' a rest, is she? Nice long rest?
924
00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:03,309
Well, I believe ya. Thousands wouldn't.
925
00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:07,981
Now, how about the rest of you Moos?
Are you ready for seconds?
926
00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:10,191
She's in a mental institution.
927
00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:12,277
She had a nervous breakdown.
928
00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:14,654
Get too much for her, did it?
929
00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:16,614
Mm, you might say that.
930
00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:18,783
You might say this place broke her spirit.
931
00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:22,412
Dolphin Heads?
Nah. Best town in the world.
932
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,455
- That right?
- Yeah.
933
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:27,208
If she gone crazy, it won't be Dolphin Heads.
934
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:30,338
Something... closer to home, I reckon.
935
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,966
What's your name, sweetheart?
936
00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:38,428
Manda. I'm the manageress.
937
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,013
This is Kay.
938
00:51:40,014 --> 00:51:44,559
Manda... we just been readin'
about you, Manda. Haven't we, girls?
939
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,437
- Right here, in me book.
- What book's that?
940
00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,940
Oh, it's kinda like the Bible,
except more about Australia than heaven.
941
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:53,943
Here youse are.
Page 369. Can you read that?
942
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:57,864
'Sadistic personality disorder...'
943
00:51:57,865 --> 00:52:00,744
No, not that bit. The underlined bit.
944
00:52:03,412 --> 00:52:04,954
(Manda shrieks)
945
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:08,207
You think these jam and cream doughnuts
are so fuckin' great, you eat 'em!
946
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:12,420
I think young Kay wants a jam and cream
doughnut, girls. What do you think?
947
00:52:12,421 --> 00:52:16,174
Little career advice, psychos -
the customer is always right!
948
00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:18,384
If the Moos don't want jam and cream doughnuts,
949
00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:20,803
they don't get jam and cream doughnuts!
950
00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,351
(Manda and Kay shriek)
951
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:25,725
(Ripper barks)
952
00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:28,561
They are out to get you Moochmores.
953
00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:31,939
And these bitches are ruthless.
They declared war.
954
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:36,361
Well, we got one thing on our side -
they're crazy and we're not.
955
00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:39,947
(Girls laugh)
956
00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:41,866
That was fantastic!
957
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:45,292
(All laugh)
958
00:52:48,749 --> 00:52:52,003
LEANNE AND KAYLEEN: (Chant)
Manda and Kay lying on the ground...
959
00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:57,349
Got ya doubts, haven't ya, Coral?
960
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:05,807
I want to believe you, Shaz,
but... I'm not perfect.
961
00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:08,142
Look at me.
962
00:53:08,143 --> 00:53:11,688
I'm ugly, awkward.
963
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:13,898
I'm unpopular.
964
00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:16,651
That's proof of your perfection.
965
00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:19,112
They want you to hate yourself, Coral,
966
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:20,822
that way, they control ya.
967
00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:24,701
And when they control ya,
they've robbed ya of your power.
968
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:26,285
What power?
969
00:53:26,286 --> 00:53:28,539
A doctor once told me I had six months to live.
970
00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:31,708
I took out me knife, held it to his throat
971
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:34,127
and I said, 'You take it back.'
972
00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:36,629
He took it back.
973
00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:38,172
And I lived.
974
00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:40,383
- I couldn't do that.
- Nah, you could.
975
00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:44,429
- I couldn't pull a knife on anyone.
- Nah, you don't need the knife.
976
00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:45,977
You're stronger than I am.
977
00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:48,562
Shut up.
978
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:54,774
Take enough pain and humiliation,
and a part of you dies.
979
00:53:56,442 --> 00:54:00,820
But the part that's left,
it can't be hurt no more.
980
00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:03,698
I call that a State O' Shaz.
981
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:07,660
I am beyond pain and humiliation.
982
00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:11,914
I am the avenging angel
of the perpetually humiliated.
983
00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:14,959
I'll save you, Coral.
I'll save ya whole family.
984
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,836
I'll make you strong.
985
00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:20,965
And in return, you make me whole.
986
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:22,675
(Doorbell rings)
- How?
987
00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:24,969
(Ripper barks)
988
00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:27,564
Start by answerin' the door.
The coppers are here.
989
00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:30,808
See, you got a choice -
990
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:34,729
things can either stay the way they are
or you can fight back.
991
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:37,940
(Doorbell rings)
992
00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:41,527
(Sighs)
So did this woman say anything to you?
993
00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:43,571
- No.
MICHELLE: Yes.
994
00:54:43,572 --> 00:54:45,114
- No.
- Yes.
995
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,241
KAYLEEN AND LEANNE: No. No.
- No.
996
00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,494
No.
997
00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:51,543
Did she?
998
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:55,046
Um...
999
00:54:56,752 --> 00:55:01,214
She said we were the next steps
in, um, human evolution.
1000
00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:02,842
The next steps to perfection.
1001
00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:05,678
- What, you lot?
- Yeah. (Chuckles)
1002
00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:10,691
(Both laugh)
1003
00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:17,313
Oh! Oh, your poor dad.
1004
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:19,774
Show 'em this, so we can get outta here.
1005
00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:21,652
(Laughs)
1006
00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:25,571
Is this supposed to be her?
1007
00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:28,866
Yes. According to six eyewitnesses.
1008
00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,409
Well, they're wrong.
1009
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:33,496
Her hair wasn't brown. It was blonde.
1010
00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:35,206
Blonde?
1011
00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:38,918
And she wasn't 5ft. She was 6ft.
1012
00:55:38,919 --> 00:55:41,263
- Yeah, she was tall.
- Yep, she was really tall.
1013
00:55:41,264 --> 00:55:43,422
And her eyes weren't blue.
They were brown.
1014
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:46,848
- Brown eyes...
- Um... and she was Chinese.
1015
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:54,517
Yep. That's right. She was Chinese.
1016
00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:58,104
- Was she all Chinese?
- Except for the French bits.
1017
00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:00,398
(Chuckles)
1018
00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:03,619
(TV commentary)
1019
00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:12,203
(Doorbell)
1020
00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:16,123
Remember that fuckin' awful
white racist shit song
1021
00:56:16,124 --> 00:56:18,501
by them fat ugly white racist bastards
in the '60s
1022
00:56:18,502 --> 00:56:20,167
My Boomerang Won't Come Back?
1023
00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:22,378
Well, my boomerang won't come back.
1024
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,213
♪Me
1025
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,798
♪ Boomerang won't come back ♪
1026
00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,341
♪ Me boomerang won't come back ♪
1027
00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:29,265
♪ I've waved the thing all over the place ♪
1028
00:56:29,266 --> 00:56:32,847
♪ Practised till I was black in the face ♪
I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race
1029
00:56:32,848 --> 00:56:34,390
♪ My boomerang won't come back. ♪
1030
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,183
Nance, Sandra. Sandra, Nance.
1031
00:56:36,184 --> 00:56:38,607
Sandra MacDonald,
a Goorie from Bundjalung Nation
1032
00:56:38,608 --> 00:56:40,187
via Dolphin Heads lunatic asylum.
1033
00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:43,190
I told Sandra all about you.
Told her you was warts-n-all honest.
1034
00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:45,985
- Especially the warts.
- Jesus! Look at the size of this one!
1035
00:56:45,986 --> 00:56:47,829
- Who are you, love?
SHAZ: It's Donna.
1036
00:56:47,830 --> 00:56:50,781
- You gonna invite us in, Donna?
- No! No, I can't!
1037
00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:54,332
- I've just shampooed the carpets.
- Oh, what about my boomerang?
1038
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:58,623
I'll get it. Just stay here.
1039
00:56:58,624 --> 00:57:01,000
(Grunts)
1040
00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:02,293
Stay here!
1041
00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:04,092
(Strains)
1042
00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:16,390
How do you like it?
1043
00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:18,225
Sweet and white.
1044
00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:19,852
(Chuckles nervously)
1045
00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:22,104
You alright there, love?
1046
00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:23,731
SANDRA: Sit down.
1047
00:57:23,732 --> 00:57:26,201
(All chatter)
1048
00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:32,448
Excuse me.
Did I invite you inside?
1049
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:35,076
Donna's making us tea.
She's a credit to you, Nance.
1050
00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:38,331
She's got great legs too.
Hey, Donna, stretch them hamstrings.
1051
00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:41,842
- See that, Shaz? It's amazing.
(All gasp in awe)
1052
00:57:41,843 --> 00:57:43,542
Donna!
1053
00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:45,887
Put that away.
1054
00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:49,256
Get out! Go on!
1055
00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:50,800
(Sternly) Mum.
1056
00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:56,222
Here. Here's what you came for.
Go on. Off you go. Shoo!
1057
00:57:56,223 --> 00:57:57,765
You're being rude, Mum.
1058
00:57:57,766 --> 00:58:00,977
No, no, don't worry, Donna.
This is more than a social visit.
1059
00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:03,312
It's an intervention.
1060
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:05,648
Nance, you're obsessive compulsive disorder,
1061
00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:07,572
and a nasty, gossiping bitch to boot.
1062
00:58:07,573 --> 00:58:09,319
You need help and we're here to help ya.
1063
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,946
You can't control the world
with cleanliness and order.
1064
00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:16,200
Life's not like that. Life's mess.
Oozin', flowin', drippin' mess.
1065
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,744
Sure, you can keep your house
lookin' like a science lab
1066
00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:21,288
and you can have Donna
actin' like a nun with a netball,
1067
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,332
but what are you gonna do when life busts in?
1068
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:27,628
And you, Nance, you're flesh and blood,
sweat and piss.
1069
00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:30,548
You're a woman, Nance, not Tupperware.
1070
00:58:30,549 --> 00:58:33,801
Nah, we can't leave ya.
This is an emergency.
1071
00:58:33,802 --> 00:58:37,888
- I'm calling the police.
- Nah, not a police emergency.
1072
00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:39,436
A feminine emergency.
1073
00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:42,022
Ya got any pads?
1074
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,985
- What?
- You know... pads.
1075
00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:50,151
Writing pads?
1076
00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:53,031
Sanitary pads. Preferably maxi.
1077
00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:57,408
- (Whispers) For who?
- (Whispers) All of us, actually, yeah.
1078
00:58:57,409 --> 00:59:00,453
You know how women living
in close proximity line up menstrually?
1079
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:04,165
Something to do with the moon. Well,
we've all lined up, haven't we, girls?
1080
00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:06,669
- Right here, in your lounge room.
- (Chuckles)
1081
00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:11,464
I'm havin' an emergency on your white couch.
1082
00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:15,843
- Me too.
- Oh, you're a woman now, Jane.
1083
00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:18,804
NANCY: Get out!
- Shaz...
1084
00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:20,347
Get out!
1085
00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:21,932
- Oh...
- Shaz...
1086
00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:24,060
Whoa! Looks like pads all round, Nance.
1087
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:27,772
Oh! Filthy, filthy, filthy pigs!
1088
00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:30,151
Oh, I'm bleedin' like a stuck one,
that's for sure.
1089
00:59:30,152 --> 00:59:32,073
- Aargghhhh!
- I'll get the toilet paper.
1090
00:59:32,074 --> 00:59:35,112
Where's the bathroom?
Excuse me.
1091
00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:36,655
Get out!
1092
00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:39,784
Jane, let Nance hit ya with that
boomerang. It's good therapy for her.
1093
00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:43,412
Don't be afraid of mess, Nance.
Mess is good. Mess is life.
1094
00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:46,207
- Call the police!
- I invited them in!
1095
00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:49,043
What are the cops gonna do, Nance?
Arrest us for bleedin'?
1096
00:59:49,044 --> 00:59:52,046
That's it, Nance. Lose control.
Fight ya pathology!
1097
00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:54,006
- Coming through!
(Nancy shrieks)
1098
00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:57,176
Break free of your delusions, Nance.
Unleash them forbidden desires!
1099
00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:59,011
Them repressed impulses!
1100
00:59:59,012 --> 01:00:03,984
- Embrace mess and be free!
SANDRA: She's gone mental!
1101
01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:06,811
(Nancy shrieks)
- No!
1102
01:00:06,812 --> 01:00:09,647
DONNA: Mum!
NANCY: Filthy sluts!
1103
01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,899
(Nancy grunts and groans)
1104
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:14,904
DONNA: We'll get them dry-cleaned!
1105
01:00:16,321 --> 01:00:18,447
Behold ya power.
1106
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:23,079
♪ 'Cause you'll never be as good ♪
♪ as the girl in my head... ♪
1107
01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,631
- The instinct of conformity.
♪ Pretty... ♪
1108
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:29,834
That's what I'm missing.
1109
01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:33,504
It's what they have and I don't.
1110
01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:36,257
GIRL: Fuck off, freak.
(Girls giggle)
1111
01:00:36,258 --> 01:00:40,513
So neurotypical.
(High-pitched voice) Is my hair nice?
1112
01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:44,312
No.
1113
01:01:01,741 --> 01:01:08,330
Does 'neurotypical' mean, like, boring?
1114
01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:09,878
(Chuckles)
1115
01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:15,471
You're right.
1116
01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:50,164
♪ She doesn't know what she does to me ♪
1117
01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:54,001
♪ Born without the instinct of conformity ♪
1118
01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:58,047
♪ She ain't normal ♪
Just different shades of mental
1119
01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:01,467
♪ The fact that we met could not be accidental ♪
1120
01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:05,346
♪ And maybe she's not the solution ♪
1121
01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:10,017
♪ But she's the next step in human evolution ♪
1122
01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:13,020
♪ She's the best I would've guessed ♪
1123
01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:16,815
♪ I got impressed as she got undressed ♪
1124
01:02:16,816 --> 01:02:19,401
♪ And she is something more or ♪
1125
01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:21,070
♪ Something less ♪
1126
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:25,497
♪ I'm told she's crazy, ♪
but I think she's the best
1127
01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:32,003
♪ Ooh... ♪
1128
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:35,876
TROUT: Woo!
1129
01:02:35,877 --> 01:02:40,631
♪ Ohhhh ♪
1130
01:02:40,632 --> 01:02:44,218
♪ She doesn't know what she's done to me ♪
1131
01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:48,472
♪ Born again, I'm losing my conformity ♪
1132
01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:51,850
♪ She makes me feel so funny in the tummy ♪
1133
01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:55,813
♪ Like Cinderella, Santa, Snow White ♪
and the Easter Bunny
1134
01:02:55,814 --> 01:02:59,566
♪ And maybe she's not the solution ♪
1135
01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:04,238
♪ But she's the next step in human evolution ♪
1136
01:03:04,239 --> 01:03:07,324
♪ She's the best I would've guessed ♪
1137
01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:11,078
♪ I got impressed as she got undressed ♪
1138
01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:13,622
♪ And she is something more or ♪
1139
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:15,291
♪ Something less ♪
1140
01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:19,889
♪ I'm told she's crazy, ♪
but I think she's the best
1141
01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:25,720
♪ Ooh... ♪
1142
01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:18,484
TREVOR: Shaz?
1143
01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:42,425
I warned ya.
1144
01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:45,799
This time I kill ya.
1145
01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:10,114
Nah, I said to him, 'I'm not going to
have sex with you on the first date.
1146
01:05:10,115 --> 01:05:11,865
I have self-respect.'
1147
01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:13,409
- Yeah. I know...
(Phone bleeps)
1148
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:15,661
Hang on a tick.
1149
01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:18,757
Dolphin Heads Council, Mayor
Moochmore's office, Tisha speakin'.
1150
01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:27,423
Barry! Mayor Moochmore!
1151
01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:30,644
BARRY: I'm in conference!
- There's an emergency at home.
1152
01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:36,473
I painted that.
1153
01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:39,017
I'm helping Jean widen her access road.
1154
01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:41,186
(Sobs)
1155
01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:43,939
They reckon somebody's died!
1156
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:47,194
Where are youse? Argh, me back!
I'm here! I'm here!
1157
01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:52,990
See? I told you he wasn't dead.
Just seemed like it.
1158
01:05:52,991 --> 01:05:55,826
Sit down, Barry.
You're just in time to carve the bird.
1159
01:05:55,827 --> 01:05:58,745
The girls cooked everything you see,
includin' the stuff in'.
1160
01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:01,290
You seem a bit stuffed yourself.
What have you been up to?
1161
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:05,627
Here's your beer. Here's your name tag
so nobody forgets who anybody is.
1162
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,175
Michelle.
1163
01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:11,717
- Peas, Dad?
- Bread and butter, Dad?
1164
01:06:11,718 --> 01:06:14,470
- Delicious corn.
- This is gravy.
1165
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:16,940
Uh... yeah.
1166
01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:20,893
You girls cooked this yourselves?
1167
01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:23,020
(Girls agree)
SHAZ: Certainly did.
1168
01:06:23,021 --> 01:06:24,773
It's, um...
1169
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:28,318
...it's great.
1170
01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:31,113
Um...
1171
01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:35,240
...I gotta go.
(Ripper barks, growls)
1172
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:37,951
You're not goin' anywhere.
1173
01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:40,787
- What?
- You 'eard me.
1174
01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:42,005
- What?
- You 'eard me.
1175
01:06:42,006 --> 01:06:43,170
- What?
- You heard me.
1176
01:06:43,171 --> 01:06:44,708
- What?
- You. Heard me.
1177
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,251
- What?
- 'What' means 'no'.
1178
01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:47,419
What?
1179
01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:50,547
When Dad says 'what' like that, he means no.
1180
01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:53,467
That right, Barry? When you
say 'what' like that, you mean 'no'?
1181
01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:55,141
- Or do you just mean 'what'?
- What?
1182
01:06:55,142 --> 01:06:57,679
Or does it mean 'I don't feel
comfortable with you girls
1183
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,516
'cause I don't know any of ya,
and I don't know what to say to ya.
1184
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,360
Easiest thing to do is run off to the pub,
1185
01:07:02,361 --> 01:07:04,394
talk about nothing
instead of everything.'
1186
01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,648
And that's what 'what' means.
Innit, Barry?
1187
01:07:16,658 --> 01:07:18,331
(Clears throat)
1188
01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:35,886
(Snoring)
1189
01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,681
SHAZ: Wakey-wakey!
1190
01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:44,017
I admired you, Barry.
I thought you was a big man.
1191
01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:47,980
But you're nothin' but
a self-centred, whinin' piece of shit.
1192
01:07:47,981 --> 01:07:49,022
Jesus.
1193
01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:51,567
You think I'm gonna stand by
while you abuse your family?
1194
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,110
I'd never hit any of 'em.
1195
01:07:53,111 --> 01:07:55,696
I know. You don't have the guts
to use your fists.
1196
01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:57,995
You slap them girls around with silence,
don't ya?
1197
01:07:57,996 --> 01:07:59,575
Ya kick 'em by not lookin' at 'em.
1198
01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:02,744
Ya beat your wife by not comin' home
and fucking anything that moves.
1199
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:04,830
- That's...
- Shut up! I heard the stories.
1200
01:08:04,831 --> 01:08:07,416
You know what I did when my husband hit me?
1201
01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:12,963
I slit his face open
from his eyebrows to his chin.
1202
01:08:12,964 --> 01:08:15,048
You think he ever hit me again?
1203
01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:19,219
Hit me? He couldn't even look
in the mirror without cryin' about it.
1204
01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:21,763
- (Grunts)
- Shut up and keep movin'!
1205
01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:23,641
- Shaz! Don't hurt him!
- Call the police!
1206
01:08:23,642 --> 01:08:25,183
(Barry grunts)
1207
01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:26,936
BARRY: Get off...
SHAZ: Get in there!
1208
01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:30,272
Oh! You can't kill me!
I'm an elected official!
1209
01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:32,899
Oh, it's easy to impress people
who don't know ya, innit?
1210
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:34,197
I'll be missed!
1211
01:08:34,198 --> 01:08:36,403
Yeah, only by your family.
Suck on that irony.
1212
01:08:36,404 --> 01:08:39,197
(Girl screams)
1213
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:41,491
- Michelle...
- I don't have it!
1214
01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:43,244
- Michelle, it's me, love.
- I'm sorry!
1215
01:08:43,245 --> 01:08:45,918
I'm so sorry. I don't have it.
1216
01:08:47,165 --> 01:08:48,832
(Sobs)
1217
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,459
Shaz?
1218
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:53,045
Yeah. I got ya dad down here.
1219
01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:55,047
This is where she sleeps now, Barry.
1220
01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:59,134
She waits till everyone goes to bed
and then she moves her stuff down here.
1221
01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:02,763
Tell your dad
what you're doin' down here, Michelle.
1222
01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:04,607
They know where to find me up there.
1223
01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:06,522
- Who does?
- The ones from Lost In Space.
1224
01:09:06,523 --> 01:09:09,645
They want the mechanical man.
I don't have him!
1225
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:11,563
They know where I sleep.
1226
01:09:11,564 --> 01:09:14,316
They want to hurt me 'cause I'm bad.
1227
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,693
They took Mum 'cause I let 'em down.
1228
01:09:16,694 --> 01:09:18,867
(Sobs) I can't be up there no more.
1229
01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:23,209
She needs 'elp, Barry.
What are ya gonna do about it?
1230
01:09:25,119 --> 01:09:27,079
- I'm onto it, sweetheart.
- No!
1231
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:28,789
- You can come out now.
- No!
1232
01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:31,792
I've gotta stay here!
1233
01:09:31,793 --> 01:09:34,216
I gotta stay... here.
1234
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:38,215
I wanna talk to her - alone.
1235
01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:41,095
- Nup.
- She's my daughter, not yours!
1236
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:05,200
Why don't you tell me about it, OK?
1237
01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,494
You won't get mad?
1238
01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:10,414
No.
1239
01:10:10,415 --> 01:10:12,082
I won't get mad.
1240
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:15,007
You won't hate me no more?
1241
01:10:27,765 --> 01:10:29,733
You were married, Shaz.
1242
01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:33,729
You were married to Trevor Blundell.
1243
01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:36,231
Married?
1244
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:38,316
SHAZ: Till death do us part.
1245
01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:41,446
I meant that, even if he didn't.
1246
01:10:42,530 --> 01:10:45,750
- He told me you were dead.
- And what about Grace?
1247
01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:49,703
He tell you about our daughter?
1248
01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:51,877
He told you she was dead too, didn't he?
1249
01:10:53,541 --> 01:10:55,709
Yeah, well, she ain't dead.
1250
01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:58,634
He's got her.
And he keeps her against her will.
1251
01:11:00,339 --> 01:11:02,758
That's why I come to Dolphin Heads.
1252
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:05,802
That's why your dad stopped for me.
1253
01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:09,023
That's why you work for him.
1254
01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:11,976
It's your destiny.
1255
01:11:15,646 --> 01:11:17,273
Trust me?
1256
01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:25,161
I done for you, didn't I?
1257
01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:30,118
Then you do for me.
1258
01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:31,917
(Door opens, man grunts)
1259
01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:45,675
Go on.
1260
01:11:45,676 --> 01:11:47,599
He needs ya.
1261
01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:53,892
Ian Davies, please.
1262
01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,611
Yeah, Barry Moochmore.
1263
01:11:57,230 --> 01:12:02,442
Yeah, Ian?
Oh, no... not good actually.
1264
01:12:02,443 --> 01:12:04,912
It's my daughter Michelle, she's feeling crook.
1265
01:12:07,448 --> 01:12:09,496
She's hearing voices, Ian.
1266
01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:13,495
Telling her to kill herself and that.
1267
01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:17,296
Yeah, I think you better.
See you soon.
1268
01:12:25,383 --> 01:12:26,976
I don't hate youse.
1269
01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:30,847
Who said I hated youse?
1270
01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:36,895
I grew up with boys, that's all.
1271
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:44,276
They used to compare...
1272
01:12:44,277 --> 01:12:46,496
...me and me brothers
to the Kennedys.
1273
01:12:48,739 --> 01:12:52,909
We was like Jack, Bobby
and Teddy in Hyannis Port.
1274
01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:56,037
'Cept we were Barry, Vince
and Ken in Dolphin Heads.
1275
01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:57,631
And me dad...
1276
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:05,922
...he was a big man, a rogue,
like old Joe Kennedy was.
1277
01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:09,968
And he told us
that we was destined for greatness
1278
01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:11,687
like them Kennedy boys.
1279
01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:24,859
But this is my greatness, isn't it?
1280
01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:30,365
Mayor of nothing but a shithole town...
1281
01:13:32,074 --> 01:13:36,119
...with an insane wife
and five mental daughters.
1282
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:39,164
So you didn't get what you want?
Big deal!
1283
01:13:39,165 --> 01:13:42,250
We're girls, Dad - we're gonna
be girls for the rest of our lives,
1284
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:45,420
so why don't you just shut up about it?!
1285
01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:47,014
And we want you to start coming home
1286
01:13:47,015 --> 01:13:49,215
and talking to us about things.
1287
01:13:49,216 --> 01:13:53,470
And taking us places, like the beach and that.
1288
01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:55,055
Like we were a real family.
1289
01:13:55,056 --> 01:13:58,433
- 'Cause we are one.
LEANNE: If you think about it.
1290
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,353
And we want you to stop seeing other women,
1291
01:14:01,354 --> 01:14:03,897
because everybody knows about it.
1292
01:14:03,898 --> 01:14:06,858
Mum did too.
1293
01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:09,078
It's just embarrassing.
1294
01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:17,118
I would never have dared -
not in a million years -
1295
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:20,413
dared to talk to my father like this!
1296
01:14:20,414 --> 01:14:23,793
One wrong look and he thrashed
the living daylights outta me!
1297
01:14:53,614 --> 01:14:58,290
Yeah... he was a bad father too.
1298
01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:28,106
Dad... there weren't only
Kennedy boys.
1299
01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:31,192
There were girls too.
1300
01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:34,743
And one of them was mental
and they put her away.
1301
01:15:37,408 --> 01:15:38,455
So...
1302
01:15:40,077 --> 01:15:43,877
...you're sort of like a Kennedy,
if you think about it.
1303
01:15:53,758 --> 01:15:57,854
Yeah... I reckon I am.
1304
01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:01,473
♪ Opera music ♪
1305
01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:04,976
(Phone rings)
1306
01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:06,811
Doris Charles speaking.
1307
01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,735
SHAZ, ON PHONE:We have Elizabeth the 1st
1308
01:16:08,736 --> 01:16:10,233
and all her weird friends.
1309
01:16:15,529 --> 01:16:17,452
No!
1310
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:29,756
Smile.
1311
01:16:35,841 --> 01:16:38,139
Doris has got something to say to you, Shirley.
1312
01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:43,520
I've...
1313
01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:46,898
I've...
1314
01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:52,692
- I've...
- What's that? Speak up, Doris.
1315
01:16:53,818 --> 01:16:56,617
I've always...
1316
01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:01,533
...been jealous of you...
1317
01:17:01,534 --> 01:17:06,454
...of your sweet, caring nature...
1318
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,924
...and the fact that Mum loved you
more than she loved me.
1319
01:17:08,925 --> 01:17:11,084
- Oh! No, she didn't.
- She did.
1320
01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:12,462
- She didn't.
- She did.
1321
01:17:12,463 --> 01:17:14,003
- She did.
- She really didn't.
1322
01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:16,923
She did. And old Doris here's
been pissed off about it for years.
1323
01:17:16,924 --> 01:17:18,925
But you're over that now, ain't you, Doris?
1324
01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:19,968
Yes.
1325
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:22,222
Twice a week, she's gonna come over
to your house
1326
01:17:22,223 --> 01:17:23,689
for tea with you and the girls.
1327
01:17:23,690 --> 01:17:26,307
Afterwards, she's gonna help
with the dishes, aren't you?
1328
01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:29,727
Maybe some vacuuming and a little
bit laundry too, aren't you, Doris?
1329
01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:31,275
Aren't ya?
1330
01:17:32,314 --> 01:17:34,065
Elizabeth the 1st.
1331
01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:35,900
Yes, I am. I will, yes.
1332
01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:38,486
And she's very, very sorry.
1333
01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:41,156
I'm very, very sorry.
1334
01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:42,907
- For what?
- For being a cunt.
1335
01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:44,576
(Gasps) Oh, no. Oh...
1336
01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:47,537
But you are a cunt. You are
the cuntiest cunt of all time.
1337
01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:50,007
- Admit your cunthood.
- Don't make her say that.
1338
01:17:50,008 --> 01:17:53,376
- An irrefutable fact, like gravity.
- Oh, please don't make her say that.
1339
01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:57,630
Alright. She's sorry for not
being a very good sister. Hm?
1340
01:17:57,631 --> 01:18:00,049
Oh, I'm sorry too.
1341
01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:01,927
- You don't have to be sorry.
- Yes, I do.
1342
01:18:01,928 --> 01:18:03,928
- No. Shirley?
- I do. I do.
1343
01:18:03,929 --> 01:18:05,306
- Shirley? Shirley?
- I do.
1344
01:18:05,307 --> 01:18:07,473
- But I do. I really am sorry.
- Shirley?
1345
01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:11,354
She's right. You don't.
1346
01:18:13,272 --> 01:18:15,616
I haven't been a very good sister.
1347
01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:20,612
Oh, come on out, Shirley.
1348
01:18:20,613 --> 01:18:22,581
Everything's gonna be alright.
1349
01:18:26,785 --> 01:18:30,788
But what about Barry?
Is he still angry with me?
1350
01:18:30,789 --> 01:18:33,258
Shirley, as you know,
I think Doris here's a cunt,
1351
01:18:33,259 --> 01:18:36,502
but she is right about one thing -
Barry's a bit of a dickhead.
1352
01:18:36,503 --> 01:18:39,881
Don't worry about what he thinks
'cause he only ever thinks of himself.
1353
01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:40,929
Mum!
1354
01:18:43,093 --> 01:18:45,303
(Chuckles) Hello!
1355
01:18:45,304 --> 01:18:47,972
Mum? Mum?
Mum, it's me. Mum, it's me.
1356
01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:49,891
(Excited chatter)
1357
01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:50,939
G'day, love.
1358
01:18:53,312 --> 01:18:56,064
- How are you feeling?
- Oh, I'm fine... fine.
1359
01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:57,899
Oh, sweetheart, stop...
1360
01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:00,318
I voted for you... so did Beverly.
1361
01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:02,403
Oh, thank you, love. Both of youse.
1362
01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:05,198
You can come out now, Mum.
The house is all clean.
1363
01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:07,659
And Noxious Nance went mental, didn't she, Shaz?
1364
01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:10,036
High-dependency ward, Shirley.
The Quiet Room.
1365
01:19:10,037 --> 01:19:13,456
Donna ran off with a borderline
personality lesbian Aboriginal.
1366
01:19:13,457 --> 01:19:15,425
(Girls laugh)
- You remember? Sandra.
1367
01:19:15,426 --> 01:19:17,752
- Oh, Sandra. How is Sandra?
- Married.
1368
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:20,129
- To Donna.
SHAZ: Here. They sent me a picture.
1369
01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:22,924
LEANNE: They eloped to Adelaide
and Nance just went ballistic
1370
01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:24,848
and kidnapped Donna out of a supermarket.
1371
01:19:24,849 --> 01:19:27,095
So Sandra's doctors had Nance certified.
1372
01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:28,346
(Girls laugh)
1373
01:19:28,347 --> 01:19:31,349
See Shirley, all this time
you was the normal one.
1374
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:32,809
And guess what?
1375
01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:36,062
Oh. Oh, I'm schizophrenic. (Chuckles)
1376
01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:38,439
Michelle's schizophrenic and Coral's not.
1377
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,441
LEANNE: Dad got a psychiatrist.
Didn't you?
1378
01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:41,694
Yeah, yeah. Ian Davies.
1379
01:19:41,695 --> 01:19:43,662
You remember Ian - he's the one that...
1380
01:19:43,663 --> 01:19:46,698
...helped put vow-
1381
01:19:46,699 --> 01:19:50,076
But he gave me, um... uh, 'clozapine'.
1382
01:19:50,077 --> 01:19:53,413
Long as Michelle keeps taking that,
she's gonna be fine.
1383
01:19:53,414 --> 01:19:57,590
Oh. I don't know if things are
coming together or falling apart.
1384
01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:03,464
Don't cry, Mum. I'm happy.
1385
01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:06,175
All the girls are jealous of me, aren't ya?
1386
01:20:06,176 --> 01:20:08,178
(Laughter)
- Come out, Shirl.
1387
01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:13,099
You can't be in here no more.
1388
01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:15,353
GIRL: Please come home.
We miss you so much, Mum.
1389
01:20:15,354 --> 01:20:17,195
We made our beds and I washed the dishes
1390
01:20:17,196 --> 01:20:18,688
and Kayleen dried them.
1391
01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:22,066
(Excited chatter)
1392
01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:26,195
- Come home, love.
- It's really clean.
1393
01:20:26,196 --> 01:20:28,072
GIRL: Please, Mum?
- OK.
1394
01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:29,620
Yes!
1395
01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:41,961
Saturday, 7 p.m.
1396
01:20:41,962 --> 01:20:45,965
He'll be at the aquarium,
spouting his shark-hunter bullshit.
1397
01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:48,051
And that's when we do it.
1398
01:20:48,052 --> 01:20:50,771
Now the boat's booby-trapped,
so we gotta be smart.
1399
01:20:52,222 --> 01:20:55,516
If we want Grace, we have to have
something we can negotiate with,
1400
01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:58,269
something he cares about.
1401
01:20:58,270 --> 01:21:00,648
You know what I'm talking about,
don't you, Coral?
1402
01:21:02,983 --> 01:21:06,203
Find the keys, unlock them chains on the wheels.
1403
01:21:07,237 --> 01:21:09,205
We tow it right outta there.
1404
01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:19,212
(Man singing in distance)
1405
01:21:24,463 --> 01:21:28,758
♪ She doesn't know what she does to me ♪
1406
01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:32,303
♪ Born without the instinct of conformity ♪
1407
01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:36,140
♪ She ain't normal, ♪
just different shades of mental
1408
01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:38,935
♪ The fact that we met, ♪
♪ it could not be accidental ♪
1409
01:21:38,936 --> 01:21:39,977
Grace?
1410
01:21:39,978 --> 01:21:43,564
♪ Maybe she's not the solution ♪
1411
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:48,027
♪ But she's the next step in human evolution ♪
1412
01:21:48,028 --> 01:21:49,987
♪ She's the best... ♪
- (Gasps)
1413
01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:53,991
(Girls squealing)
1414
01:21:53,992 --> 01:21:55,710
- What are you singing, mate?
- What?
1415
01:21:55,711 --> 01:21:57,370
Where'd you get them words?
1416
01:21:57,371 --> 01:21:59,789
- I made 'em up.
- 'Instinct of conformity'?
1417
01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:01,332
'Next step'?
1418
01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:05,338
Where is she?
Where is the mad bitch?!
1419
01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:10,221
Grace?
1420
01:22:19,309 --> 01:22:21,232
(Gun clicks)
- (Gasps)
1421
01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:29,452
Where is she? Where's your daughter?!
1422
01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:35,408
(Shaz and girls whispering
and chatting animatedly)
1423
01:22:35,409 --> 01:22:38,369
GIRL: Shhh! There's someone coming.
1424
01:22:38,370 --> 01:22:41,414
Nothing to worry about, Shirl.
We're just stealing my ex's shark.
1425
01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:43,374
- Go back to bed.
(Barks)
1426
01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:45,753
- Shaz!
(Barking continues)
1427
01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:50,882
SHAZ: That old bitch.
DORIS: This is a kidnapping.
1428
01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:53,593
Don't worry, I've been in tighter
spots than this. Come on!
1429
01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:55,386
No, Shaz, no...
1430
01:22:55,387 --> 01:22:58,681
When you wake up, Shirley, I'll be
gone and you'll have your family back.
1431
01:22:58,682 --> 01:23:00,229
- No...
- Mum, I've got this.
1432
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:04,355
Youse check the hallway,
youse check the verandah.
1433
01:23:04,356 --> 01:23:06,898
Don't worry, we're not here for you -
we're here for Shaz.
1434
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:09,358
She's nuts.
She attacked me with a knife.
1435
01:23:09,359 --> 01:23:13,237
Oh, shut up about that.
More importantly, where are my dolls?
1436
01:23:13,238 --> 01:23:15,656
(Girls laugh)
1437
01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:17,366
(Car horn sounds)
1438
01:23:17,367 --> 01:23:21,122
(Excited chatter, banging)
1439
01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:24,421
He told me about you, Shaz.
1440
01:23:26,251 --> 01:23:27,835
Black out your face, Coral.
1441
01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,795
- Grace drowned.
KAYLEEN: What?
1442
01:23:29,796 --> 01:23:32,590
She was a drug addict.
She went swimming in the sea...
1443
01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:33,638
(Screaming)
1444
01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:37,803
You don't know the first thing
about me daughter, you hear me?!
1445
01:23:37,804 --> 01:23:39,847
Grace weren't on drugs and she didn't drown.
1446
01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:42,767
She got took by a shark -
his shark, the one in his show.
1447
01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:44,310
The shark that ate Harold Holt?
1448
01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:46,020
It never ate Harold Holt-
1449
01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:47,989
that's bullshit he made up for the punters.
1450
01:23:47,990 --> 01:23:50,733
He caught it five years ago,
the day after Grace went missing
1451
01:23:50,734 --> 01:23:52,902
'cause he knew it was the shark that took her.
1452
01:23:52,903 --> 01:23:55,738
He's got a restraining order on you, Shaz.
1453
01:23:55,739 --> 01:23:58,083
He says if you go near him,
he'll put you away again.
1454
01:23:58,084 --> 01:23:59,325
LEANNE: Again?
1455
01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:02,161
You told him, didn't you?
Oh, you told him.
1456
01:24:02,162 --> 01:24:04,956
- He already knew!
- Don't you lie to me!
1457
01:24:04,957 --> 01:24:08,709
You're the liar! We're not special,
we're not the next steps either!
1458
01:24:08,710 --> 01:24:11,420
- No, Coral!
- Three times it's happened.
1459
01:24:11,421 --> 01:24:16,425
He moves to a place
and she finds losers, losers like us.
1460
01:24:16,426 --> 01:24:18,427
No, I'm not a loser!
1461
01:24:18,428 --> 01:24:22,431
She picks the stupid and the lonely,
and she flatters ya,
1462
01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:24,600
avenges ya, and before you know it,
1463
01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:28,187
you have boot-polish on your face,
helping her steal a dead shark!
1464
01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:30,773
No! Coral, she believes in us!
1465
01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:34,360
Tell 'em.
Tell them what you really think.
1466
01:24:34,361 --> 01:24:35,611
Oh, shut up!
1467
01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:37,154
Tell 'em, you lying bitch!
1468
01:24:37,155 --> 01:24:40,866
You're nothin'! You're too stupid
to stand up for yourselves,
1469
01:24:40,867 --> 01:24:42,910
too lazy to care about anyone but you!
1470
01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:45,460
What else are you good for but lies?!
1471
01:24:54,298 --> 01:24:56,175
(Shaz breathes heavily)
1472
01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:01,637
Get it?
1473
01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:06,610
We're stupid, lazy and unpopular.
1474
01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:10,064
But at least we're not crazy.
1475
01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:14,193
You take it back.
1476
01:25:20,324 --> 01:25:22,201
Take it back.
1477
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,498
You hear voices.
1478
01:25:30,250 --> 01:25:33,252
You hear your daughter's voice calling you
1479
01:25:33,253 --> 01:25:35,130
from inside a dead shark.
1480
01:25:39,217 --> 01:25:42,187
Nobody can save you from that.
1481
01:25:47,184 --> 01:25:50,529
The spirit lives on after the body,
don't you know that?
1482
01:25:51,688 --> 01:25:53,481
But it can be trapped.
1483
01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:59,080
It screams out in pain
and there's no-one there to hear it.
1484
01:26:02,741 --> 01:26:04,994
A mother never stops hearing it.
1485
01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:12,333
Her spirit's gotta be in the ocean
where she died.
1486
01:26:12,334 --> 01:26:14,587
I've got to get it outta me head.
1487
01:26:18,465 --> 01:26:20,012
Come on.
1488
01:26:31,895 --> 01:26:33,397
SHAZ: You promised me.
1489
01:26:37,484 --> 01:26:39,452
He knows you're coming, Shaz.
1490
01:26:41,321 --> 01:26:45,991
Get out of here... while you still can.
Go, Shaz!
1491
01:26:45,992 --> 01:26:47,585
Please.
1492
01:26:50,163 --> 01:26:51,747
Don't you know what it's like
1493
01:26:51,748 --> 01:26:54,547
to care for someone
more than you care for yourself?
1494
01:27:02,384 --> 01:27:03,806
Ripper. (Claps hands)
1495
01:27:36,376 --> 01:27:37,878
(Barking)
1496
01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:42,637
(Growling)
1497
01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:03,578
(Screaming)
1498
01:28:06,740 --> 01:28:08,788
(Policemen speak indistinctly)
1499
01:28:09,993 --> 01:28:11,961
MAN: Stay back, love. Stay out of it.
1500
01:28:13,872 --> 01:28:16,375
CORAL: Don't hurt her! Please, no!
1501
01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:20,924
Could we have lunch this Friday?
1502
01:28:23,381 --> 01:28:25,224
Or afternoon tea?
1503
01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:43,818
(Footsteps)
- Dad's home!
1504
01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:47,414
(All talk excitedly)
1505
01:28:53,787 --> 01:28:55,454
G'day!
1506
01:28:55,455 --> 01:28:58,749
- Mrs. Moochmore.
- Yes.
1507
01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,423
Trevor Blundell.
1508
01:29:02,504 --> 01:29:05,881
Coral's employer... former employer.
1509
01:29:05,882 --> 01:29:07,508
Sorry, luv, ya out of a job.
1510
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:10,558
I'm closin' the shark show.
Takin' off tonight. Cheers, luv.
1511
01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:19,061
You all feel bad about Shaz, I know.
1512
01:29:19,062 --> 01:29:21,235
But ya done the right thing.
1513
01:29:23,024 --> 01:29:28,153
They'll let 'er out. They always do.
Then it starts again. (Laughs)
1514
01:29:28,154 --> 01:29:30,202
Why don't ya just give 'er the shark?
1515
01:29:36,830 --> 01:29:38,878
She never gets that shark.
1516
01:29:40,417 --> 01:29:42,459
She never gets to forget what she done.
1517
01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:45,629
- What did she do?
- She looked the other way!
1518
01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:48,884
She wants to protect Grace now!
Where was she then?
1519
01:29:53,638 --> 01:29:55,306
Maybe she'll die.
1520
01:29:55,307 --> 01:29:59,268
(Scoffs) There's a possibility.
1521
01:29:59,269 --> 01:30:01,647
She can't take another 12 months
searchin' for me.
1522
01:30:01,648 --> 01:30:04,189
It'll kill 'er. Or she'll kill 'erself.
1523
01:30:04,190 --> 01:30:06,108
Shaz would never do that.
1524
01:30:06,109 --> 01:30:08,193
(Bangs glass on table)
1525
01:30:08,194 --> 01:30:10,117
That a fact?
1526
01:30:12,657 --> 01:30:15,126
A little girl once told me
she jumped off a verandah
1527
01:30:15,127 --> 01:30:18,495
'cause she didn't like the look of her own face.
1528
01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:21,832
Imagine if that little girl knew real pain.
1529
01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:25,508
Grief. Despair.
1530
01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:29,720
Maybe she'd out 'er throat too.
1531
01:30:31,468 --> 01:30:33,719
Yeah. (Chuckles)
1532
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:36,138
Or her wrists.
1533
01:30:36,139 --> 01:30:38,140
Or try to hang herself in the bathroom
1534
01:30:38,141 --> 01:30:39,768
with the elastic from her pyjamas.
1535
01:30:43,897 --> 01:30:47,942
Maybe this time we'll be lucky,
and there'll be no five-minute checks
1536
01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:49,911
and we can all be free.
1537
01:31:14,511 --> 01:31:17,221
I 'ad a family.
1538
01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:21,978
We used to sit around a table
and talk about things.
1539
01:31:24,312 --> 01:31:26,064
The future.
1540
01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:32,412
We had it all.
1541
01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:36,999
We just didn't know it.
1542
01:31:50,463 --> 01:31:52,841
(Shores)
1543
01:32:01,975 --> 01:32:03,517
G'day, Trev.
1544
01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:08,024
Oh, Coral says sorry
but they've stolen ya shark.
1545
01:32:10,108 --> 01:32:12,818
They left this, but.
1546
01:32:12,819 --> 01:32:14,611
Oh, mate.
1547
01:32:14,612 --> 01:32:16,831
You're not still upset about that, are ya?
1548
01:32:20,201 --> 01:32:21,828
What are you doin'?
1549
01:32:23,580 --> 01:32:24,747
No.
1550
01:32:24,748 --> 01:32:27,416
♪ She doesn't know ♪
♪ what she does to me... ♪
1551
01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:29,626
Jesus! We don't 'ave the time!
1552
01:32:29,627 --> 01:32:32,254
♪ ..instinct of conformity ♪
- Mate, please.
1553
01:32:32,255 --> 01:32:34,840
- (Continues to sing)
- Please!
1554
01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:36,633
Help!
1555
01:32:36,634 --> 01:32:38,635
(Laughter)
1556
01:32:38,636 --> 01:32:41,597
(Speaks indistinctly)
1557
01:32:41,598 --> 01:32:43,646
(Laughter)
1558
01:32:52,817 --> 01:32:54,694
G'day, Shirley. How was Wollongong?
1559
01:32:54,695 --> 01:32:57,237
I wouldn't know, Jack,
I was in a mental hospital.
1560
01:32:57,238 --> 01:32:59,865
(Laughs uneasily) ..crazy.
1561
01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:03,160
Where have you been the last three days, Barry?
1562
01:33:03,161 --> 01:33:04,703
What?
1563
01:33:04,704 --> 01:33:08,582
I said, where have you been the last three days?
1564
01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:12,419
- What?
- And who's she?
1565
01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:15,130
- I painted that.
- What?
1566
01:33:15,131 --> 01:33:16,757
I see.
1567
01:33:16,758 --> 01:33:19,602
So nothing's changed, then, has it?
1568
01:33:22,972 --> 01:33:24,515
You're leaving me, Barry.
1569
01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:29,818
Actually, you left me a long time ago
but this time you're really leaving me.
1570
01:33:31,356 --> 01:33:33,190
What about me election?
1571
01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:35,400
What?
1572
01:33:35,401 --> 01:33:37,653
- I said what about me election?
- What?
1573
01:33:37,654 --> 01:33:40,739
- His election.
- What? What! What!
1574
01:33:40,740 --> 01:33:42,287
Oh.
1575
01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:58,507
- Where is it?
- Ah!
1576
01:33:58,508 --> 01:34:00,717
The plaque! The emergency plaque!
1577
01:34:00,718 --> 01:34:02,345
The emergency plaque!
1578
01:34:04,097 --> 01:34:06,520
Shirley! Shirley!
1579
01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:16,735
I have been savin' this for a special occasion.
1580
01:34:18,319 --> 01:34:20,362
Your very own waterfall.
1581
01:34:20,363 --> 01:34:22,364
Named it after you.
1582
01:34:22,365 --> 01:34:24,449
Pushed it through the council last year.
1583
01:34:24,450 --> 01:34:26,702
It's in the rainforest near Mount Warning.
1584
01:34:26,703 --> 01:34:30,753
It's only a two-hour hike from
the road - if you use a machete.
1585
01:34:32,709 --> 01:34:34,552
Oh...
1586
01:34:36,045 --> 01:34:38,173
Shirley Moochmore Falls.
1587
01:34:41,259 --> 01:34:42,806
It's true.
1588
01:34:44,721 --> 01:34:46,394
I did fall.
1589
01:34:48,099 --> 01:34:51,023
I fell, deep in a forest.
1590
01:34:52,937 --> 01:34:55,190
And there was no-one there
to hear me.
1591
01:34:56,941 --> 01:35:02,362
Except there was someone.
And it wasn't you.
1592
01:35:02,363 --> 01:35:06,950
You had a family, Barry. You had a wife.
1593
01:35:06,951 --> 01:35:11,413
♪ God created foam ♪
Who created you?
1594
01:35:11,414 --> 01:35:15,417
♪ His Son could walk on water ♪
so that is how we knew
1595
01:35:15,418 --> 01:35:18,754
♪ To surf the tube ♪
1596
01:35:18,755 --> 01:35:22,591
♪ Surf the tube ♪
- Oh, yeah!
1597
01:35:22,592 --> 01:35:25,594
♪ You can't have a bee without a bit of buzz ♪
1598
01:35:25,595 --> 01:35:28,430
♪ You can't expect to smoke a lot ♪
and not have lots of fuzz
1599
01:35:28,431 --> 01:35:30,849
♪ As you surf the tube ♪
1600
01:35:30,850 --> 01:35:33,023
♪ Surf the tube♪- Yeah, Trev!
1601
01:35:34,771 --> 01:35:38,696
♪ If JC were on Earth, what would He do? ♪
1602
01:35:39,901 --> 01:35:42,402
♪ He'd surf the tube. ♪
1603
01:35:42,403 --> 01:35:43,825
TROUT: Come on, Trev!
1604
01:35:46,157 --> 01:35:48,033
Hello, excuse me.
1605
01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:52,204
Um, hi, my name's Shirley Moochmore.
I used to be a patient here.
1606
01:35:52,205 --> 01:35:54,957
I was the one who thought her husband
had won Wheel Of Fortune.
1607
01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:58,001
Anyway, I'm fine now, thanks to you...
and Prozac, of course.
1608
01:35:58,002 --> 01:36:00,921
These are my daughters -
Leanne, Coral and that's Michelle...
1609
01:36:00,922 --> 01:36:03,090
We wanna see Sharon Thornbender.
1610
01:36:03,091 --> 01:36:04,758
WOMAN: Shirley!
1611
01:36:04,759 --> 01:36:06,636
- Sandra!
(All cheer)
1612
01:36:09,806 --> 01:36:11,848
They got Shaz in 'ere? (Gasps)
1613
01:36:11,849 --> 01:36:16,061
Fuck! Ya mum's gonna shit!
Wait'll they clap eyes on each other!
1614
01:36:16,062 --> 01:36:17,604
Mum won't see us.
1615
01:36:17,605 --> 01:36:19,273
She reckons we're abnormal freaks.
1616
01:36:19,274 --> 01:36:21,743
- Hey, check out our weddin' rings.
- Oh, that's so nice.
1617
01:36:21,744 --> 01:36:23,277
We're hereto bust Shaz out.
1618
01:36:23,278 --> 01:36:25,654
Yeah, that's why we got the koala.
1619
01:36:25,655 --> 01:36:27,453
- Oh. And there's this.
(Exclaims)
1620
01:36:27,454 --> 01:36:29,325
- Don't worry, it's not real.
- No, no. No.
1621
01:36:29,326 --> 01:36:32,077
Once she's safe, I'll turn myself in
and plead insanity.
1622
01:36:32,078 --> 01:36:35,664
- Ya gone mad.
- I'd do the same for you.
1623
01:36:35,665 --> 01:36:38,166
ALL: Aww...
1624
01:36:38,167 --> 01:36:41,003
- You here for Shaz?
- Oh, yes.
1625
01:36:41,004 --> 01:36:44,256
Yeah, Shaz says she doesn't wanna see youse.
1626
01:36:44,257 --> 01:36:48,512
Actually, she says she never wants
to see you again. Ever.
1627
01:36:55,476 --> 01:36:57,319
They asked me to give you this.
1628
01:37:00,857 --> 01:37:02,609
They said you'd understand.
1629
01:37:06,279 --> 01:37:11,116
SHIRLEY:♪ Climb every mountain
1630
01:37:11,117 --> 01:37:14,917
♪ Search high and low ♪
1631
01:37:16,497 --> 01:37:20,917
♪ Follow every byway ♪
1632
01:37:20,918 --> 01:37:26,214
BOTH:♪ Every path you know
1633
01:37:26,215 --> 01:37:30,344
ALL:♪ Climb every mountain
1634
01:37:30,345 --> 01:37:35,182
♪ Ford every stream ♪
1635
01:37:35,183 --> 01:37:39,478
♪ Follow every rainbow ♪
1636
01:37:39,479 --> 01:37:43,565
♪ Till you find your dream ♪
1637
01:37:43,566 --> 01:37:45,901
SHIRLEY:♪ A dream that will need
1638
01:37:45,902 --> 01:37:50,155
ALL:♪ All the love you can give... ♪
1639
01:37:50,156 --> 01:37:52,366
How are you feeling, Nance?
A little zonked?
1640
01:37:52,367 --> 01:37:55,952
I'm not surprised.
We put 1,200 volts through ya head.
1641
01:37:55,953 --> 01:37:57,580
How 'bout a little walk, hey?
1642
01:38:00,541 --> 01:38:04,086
♪ Climb every mountain ♪
1643
01:38:04,087 --> 01:38:08,340
♪ Ford every stream ♪
1644
01:38:08,341 --> 01:38:12,177
♪ Follow every rainbow ♪
1645
01:38:12,178 --> 01:38:20,977
♪ Till you find your dream ♪
1646
01:38:20,978 --> 01:38:26,316
♪ A dream that will need ♪
♪ All the love you can give... ♪
1647
01:38:26,317 --> 01:38:29,152
Oh, fuck youse. Fuck youse all.
1648
01:38:29,153 --> 01:38:32,489
♪ Every day of your life ♪
1649
01:38:32,490 --> 01:38:36,993
♪ For as long as you live...♪
1650
01:38:36,994 --> 01:38:39,204
Nance! Nance!
1651
01:38:39,205 --> 01:38:42,624
They can sing! My girls can sing!
1652
01:38:42,625 --> 01:38:45,794
Family, Nance. That's what matters.
1653
01:38:45,795 --> 01:38:48,004
People accepting you for who you are.
1654
01:38:48,005 --> 01:38:50,006
And you accepting them right back.
1655
01:38:50,007 --> 01:38:52,968
Mum, I love you, Mum.
1656
01:38:52,969 --> 01:38:57,597
♪ ..you find your dream... ♪
1657
01:38:57,598 --> 01:38:59,145
Oh.
1658
01:39:01,394 --> 01:39:03,488
I love you too, Mum.
1659
01:39:05,606 --> 01:39:09,192
Aww!
1660
01:39:09,193 --> 01:39:11,236
Look at Noxious with the dykes!
1661
01:39:11,237 --> 01:39:13,581
(Nancy screams)
1662
01:39:14,740 --> 01:39:16,788
(All shout)
1663
01:39:17,827 --> 01:39:19,374
Go for it!
1664
01:39:21,414 --> 01:39:24,042
She's gone mental again!
1665
01:39:30,339 --> 01:39:32,262
Let's go and free your daughter.
1666
01:39:36,637 --> 01:39:39,389
♪ Do you believe in surfing? ♪
♪ Do you believe? ♪
1667
01:39:39,390 --> 01:39:40,932
Aahhh...
1668
01:39:40,933 --> 01:39:45,604
♪ The sun and the buoys, yeah, ♪
the waves, yeah, the crashing seas
1669
01:39:45,605 --> 01:39:47,699
(Continues singing)
1670
01:39:50,109 --> 01:39:53,695
♪ Do you believe in surfing? ♪
♪ Do you believe? ♪
1671
01:39:53,696 --> 01:39:55,697
- Yeah!
(Groans)
1672
01:39:55,698 --> 01:39:58,952
♪ Do you believe in surfing ♪
Do you believe, yeah
1673
01:40:00,244 --> 01:40:04,206
♪ Do you believe in surfing? ♪
I believe
1674
01:40:04,207 --> 01:40:06,291
♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe ♪
1675
01:40:06,292 --> 01:40:08,084
♪ Trevor... ♪
1676
01:40:08,085 --> 01:40:10,087
Oh!
1677
01:40:21,265 --> 01:40:22,812
Brutal.
1678
01:40:30,316 --> 01:40:32,984
- This is it.
- Jane, you take Ripper.
1679
01:40:32,985 --> 01:40:34,819
GIRL: Stand back.
1680
01:40:34,820 --> 01:40:36,367
Come on! Come on!
1681
01:40:39,951 --> 01:40:41,576
Hit it!
1682
01:40:41,577 --> 01:40:43,787
TREV: Shaz!
1683
01:40:43,788 --> 01:40:46,206
Step away from the tank!
1684
01:40:46,207 --> 01:40:47,959
Ripper, down.
1685
01:40:50,336 --> 01:40:53,880
No, Trev. Not possible.
1686
01:40:53,881 --> 01:40:56,225
- I'll shoot ya.
(Girls scream)
1687
01:40:57,301 --> 01:40:59,135
I'll shoot ya dead.
1688
01:40:59,136 --> 01:41:03,306
Yeah? Well, you're gonna have to.
'Cause this time I'm doin' it.
1689
01:41:03,307 --> 01:41:06,226
She's gonna be free or I join 'er.
1690
01:41:06,227 --> 01:41:08,812
She's dead! Why don't ya let 'er die?
1691
01:41:08,813 --> 01:41:11,314
'Cause she calls me!
1692
01:41:11,315 --> 01:41:14,025
You hear 'er too! I know ya hear 'er!
1693
01:41:14,026 --> 01:41:19,030
'Course I hear 'er!
I hear 'er every day of me life!
1694
01:41:19,031 --> 01:41:21,783
In me heart! Me memories!
1695
01:41:21,784 --> 01:41:23,994
But not comin' out of that fuckin' shark!
1696
01:41:23,995 --> 01:41:25,829
- Trev...
- Shut up, Coral!
1697
01:41:25,830 --> 01:41:29,255
- You're in over ya head.
- Ya want it to stop, Trev?
1698
01:41:31,794 --> 01:41:33,637
Pull the trigger.
1699
01:41:35,798 --> 01:41:38,051
'Cause I can't stop no other way.
1700
01:41:43,389 --> 01:41:48,862
Help me. You're the only one
who understands.
1701
01:41:53,232 --> 01:41:54,859
Help me.
1702
01:41:58,237 --> 01:41:59,955
SHAZ: Do it.
1703
01:42:02,617 --> 01:42:04,335
Do it.
1704
01:42:09,040 --> 01:42:10,749
No!
1705
01:42:10,750 --> 01:42:13,879
(Screaming)
1706
01:42:34,857 --> 01:42:36,399
OK! Forward!
1707
01:42:36,400 --> 01:42:39,235
- Go!
- Mum, move forward.
1708
01:42:39,236 --> 01:42:41,330
Come on, Trevor!
1709
01:42:43,658 --> 01:42:45,784
TREVOR: Slowly!
- Slowly!
1710
01:42:45,785 --> 01:42:47,452
- Slowly!
- Slowly!
1711
01:42:47,453 --> 01:42:48,995
- Slowly, Mum!
- Slowly!
1712
01:42:48,996 --> 01:42:50,543
I'm going slowly.
1713
01:42:52,625 --> 01:42:54,167
Easy.
1714
01:42:54,168 --> 01:42:55,710
(Speaks indistinctly)
1715
01:42:55,711 --> 01:42:57,629
Be careful, Trevor!
1716
01:42:57,630 --> 01:42:59,303
Easy does it.
1717
01:43:00,424 --> 01:43:02,926
TREVOR: What?
- Give me the rope! Chuck it now!
1718
01:43:02,927 --> 01:43:05,396
I'm right. Got it, yeah, I'm ready.
1719
01:43:06,764 --> 01:43:08,598
Got it. I've got it!
1720
01:43:08,599 --> 01:43:10,727
When she clears the tank, pull.
1721
01:43:12,812 --> 01:43:14,530
I love you, ya cunt.
1722
01:43:15,856 --> 01:43:18,405
You fuckin' mad bitch.
1723
01:43:20,152 --> 01:43:21,319
What now?
1724
01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:23,905
- Now?
- Now?
1725
01:43:23,906 --> 01:43:26,950
- Now!
- Go!
1726
01:43:26,951 --> 01:43:29,045
(Shouting)
1727
01:43:52,643 --> 01:43:54,316
TREVOR: Stop!
1728
01:43:56,522 --> 01:43:58,440
Trev!
1729
01:43:58,441 --> 01:44:00,159
Shaz!
1730
01:44:29,054 --> 01:44:32,183
♪ Haunting music ♪
1731
01:45:02,004 --> 01:45:04,631
He looks sorry.
1732
01:45:04,632 --> 01:45:08,307
He just wants me to show up
to his campaign launch, that's all.
1733
01:45:14,809 --> 01:45:18,279
Come on, Mum. What would Shaz do?
1734
01:45:25,444 --> 01:45:29,614
Tell your father I will go.
Under one condition.
1735
01:45:29,615 --> 01:45:32,116
Ladies and gentlemen,
1736
01:45:32,117 --> 01:45:37,664
he's the current... and future
Mayor of Dolphin Heads City Council,
1737
01:45:37,665 --> 01:45:40,291
Barry Moochmore!
1738
01:45:40,292 --> 01:45:42,886
(Cheering and applause)
1739
01:45:58,644 --> 01:46:00,738
(Audience murmurs)
1740
01:46:10,281 --> 01:46:15,743
(Tunelessly)♪ Edelweiss, edelweiss ♪
1741
01:46:15,744 --> 01:46:17,287
(Man chuckles)
1742
01:46:17,288 --> 01:46:23,334
♪ Every morning you greet me ♪
1743
01:46:23,335 --> 01:46:24,878
- What are you doing?
- Piss off.
1744
01:46:24,879 --> 01:46:27,338
♪ Small and white ♪
1745
01:46:27,339 --> 01:46:31,467
♪ Clean and bright ♪
- Have you lost your mind?
1746
01:46:31,468 --> 01:46:38,349
Get stuffed.
♪ You look happy to meet me ♪
1747
01:46:38,350 --> 01:46:44,898
♪ Blossom of snow ♪
♪ may you bloom and grow ♪
1748
01:46:44,899 --> 01:46:47,859
- Shut up.
♪ Bloom and grow ♪
1749
01:46:47,860 --> 01:46:52,488
♪ Forever ♪
- Shut the fuck up.
1750
01:46:52,489 --> 01:46:59,454
♪ Edelweiss, edelweiss ♪
♪ Shut up ♪
1751
01:46:59,455 --> 01:47:06,377
♪ Bless my homeland... ♪
♪ You'll regret this forever ♪
1752
01:47:06,378 --> 01:47:07,921
♪ Forever. ♪
1753
01:47:07,922 --> 01:47:10,391
(Lone guitar strumming)
1754
01:47:19,224 --> 01:47:26,981
♪ Edelweiss, edelweiss ♪
(Crowd murmurs)
1755
01:47:26,982 --> 01:47:33,988
♪ Every morning ♪
♪ You greet me ♪
1756
01:47:33,989 --> 01:47:37,325
ALL:♪ Small and white
1757
01:47:37,326 --> 01:47:40,620
♪ Clean and bright ♪
1758
01:47:40,621 --> 01:47:46,626
♪ You look happy to meet me ♪
1759
01:47:46,627 --> 01:47:52,966
♪ Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow ♪
1760
01:47:52,967 --> 01:48:00,264
- Bloom and grow!
♪ Bloom and grow forever ♪
1761
01:48:00,265 --> 01:48:07,063
♪ Edelweiss, edelweiss ♪
1762
01:48:07,064 --> 01:48:14,654
♪ Bless my homeland forever. ♪
1763
01:48:14,655 --> 01:48:17,659
(Cheering and applause)
1764
01:48:21,453 --> 01:48:24,038
They're just like the Von Trapps!
1765
01:48:24,039 --> 01:48:26,167
CROWD:
Moochmore, Moochmore, Moochmore...
1766
01:48:35,551 --> 01:48:41,180
♪ AIDA: Gloria All'Egitto ♪
1767
01:48:41,181 --> 01:48:43,479
How embarrassing.
1768
01:48:49,273 --> 01:48:55,778
WOMAN: ♪ So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
1769
01:48:55,779 --> 01:49:01,081
♪ I hate to go ♪
♪ and leave this pretty sight... ♪
1770
01:49:02,327 --> 01:49:03,870
I lived.
1771
01:49:03,871 --> 01:49:05,705
WOMAN:♪ Cuckoo
MAN:♪ Cuckoo
1772
01:49:05,706 --> 01:49:07,790
MAN:♪ The sun
WOMAN:♪ The sun
1773
01:49:07,791 --> 01:49:09,459
MAN:♪ Has gone
WOMAN:♪ Has gone
1774
01:49:09,460 --> 01:49:11,588
No...
1775
01:49:15,591 --> 01:49:17,967
MAN:♪ So long
1776
01:49:17,968 --> 01:49:20,344
MAN:♪ Farewell
WOMAN:♪ Farewell
1777
01:49:20,345 --> 01:49:22,972
BOTH: ♪ Auf wiedersehen, goodbye ♪
(Laughs)
1778
01:49:22,973 --> 01:49:25,808
BOTH:♪ Goodbye ♪
(Screams)
1779
01:49:25,809 --> 01:49:28,561
BOTH:♪ Goodbye ♪
1780
01:49:28,562 --> 01:49:30,438
Ooh! (Laughs)
1781
01:49:30,439 --> 01:49:31,981
MAN:♪ Goodbye ♪
(Barks)
1782
01:49:31,982 --> 01:49:35,693
WOMAN:♪ Goodbye
1783
01:49:35,694 --> 01:49:39,198
BOTH:♪ Goodbye. ♪
(Laughs maniacally)
1784
01:49:49,792 --> 01:49:52,921
♪l-lip-hop song
1785
01:52:39,753 --> 01:52:43,803
♪ A SILENT FILM: Danny, Dakota ♪
& The Wishing Well
1786
01:52:58,563 --> 01:53:02,363
♪ Danny met Dakota ♪
looking deep into the wishing well
1787
01:53:04,569 --> 01:53:08,665
♪ Danny couldn't write ♪
so Dakota taught him how to spell
1788
01:53:10,909 --> 01:53:14,245
♪ Dakota left school and she moved down south ♪
1789
01:53:14,246 --> 01:53:16,914
♪ She never knew why Danny ♪
wouldn't open his mouth
1790
01:53:16,915 --> 01:53:19,625
♪ So she ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
1791
01:53:19,626 --> 01:53:22,712
♪ She ran away ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
1792
01:53:22,713 --> 01:53:24,465
♪ From the wishing well ♪
1793
01:53:36,143 --> 01:53:40,114
♪ Danny got a job ♪
and he kept every promise he made
1794
01:53:42,232 --> 01:53:46,533
♪ Dakota got married ♪
Let the memories slip away
1795
01:53:48,739 --> 01:53:51,782
♪ And Danny never wrote though he often cried ♪
1796
01:53:51,783 --> 01:53:55,202
♪ Dakota missed Danny but she didn't know why ♪
1797
01:53:55,203 --> 01:53:59,709
♪ Dakota found her husband in a hotel ♪
with her very best friend
1798
01:54:01,293 --> 01:54:06,049
♪ She tried to make it work ♪
but she couldn't trust him again
1799
01:54:07,591 --> 01:54:10,718
♪ Dakota moved back to the wishing well ♪
1800
01:54:10,719 --> 01:54:13,846
♪ But she never told Danny ♪
'cause she couldn't tell
1801
01:54:13,847 --> 01:54:16,766
♪ If he still ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
1802
01:54:16,767 --> 01:54:19,935
♪ Held a flame ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
1803
01:54:19,936 --> 01:54:22,772
♪ For the love ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
1804
01:54:22,773 --> 01:54:29,195
♪ That Dakota stole when she ran ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
1805
01:54:29,196 --> 01:54:31,989
♪ Away ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
1806
01:54:31,990 --> 01:54:33,458
♪ From the wishing well ♪
1807
01:54:36,328 --> 01:54:39,958
♪ Go back, go back ♪
To the wishing well
1808
01:54:42,501 --> 01:54:46,176
♪ Go back, go back ♪
To the wishing well
1809
01:54:48,840 --> 01:54:52,435
♪ Go back, go back ♪
To the wishing well
1810
01:54:55,097 --> 01:54:58,057
♪ Go back, go back, go back ♪
1811
01:54:58,058 --> 01:55:02,108
♪ Months went by, Dakota learned ♪
where Danny could be found
1812
01:55:04,189 --> 01:55:08,114
♪ Once a year he waited ♪
by a deep stone hole in the ground
1813
01:55:10,278 --> 01:55:13,489
♪ Dakota found Danny where they first had met ♪
1814
01:55:13,490 --> 01:55:17,201
♪ She took his hand and she told him, ♪
Friend, don't let
1815
01:55:17,202 --> 01:55:18,911
♪ Woo woo ♪
1816
01:55:18,912 --> 01:55:22,373
♪ Me run away ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
1817
01:55:22,374 --> 01:55:25,292
♪ Again ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
1818
01:55:25,293 --> 01:55:30,047
♪ From the love we found when we met ♪
1819
01:55:30,048 --> 01:55:32,049
♪ Woo woo ♪
1820
01:55:32,050 --> 01:55:34,385
♪ Looking deep ♪
♪ Go back, go back ♪
1821
01:55:34,386 --> 01:55:35,933
♪ Into the wishing well.♪138520
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