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(bull galloping)
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(glass breaking)
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(upbeat music)
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* Love on a two way street
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* On a two way street
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* Love on a two way street
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* Oh yeah
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* I found, I found
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* Love on a two way street
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* On a two way street
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* Love on a two way street
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* Mm yeah
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* On way
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* You and me, we
got it special *
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* On way
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* Something good it
makes ourselves glow *
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* I've been waiting
all day long *
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* For you to come home baby
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- So baby, did you
like the movie?
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I mean, I thought
it was pretty good.
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- It was okay.
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- Yeah, but dinner
was cool though right?
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- Salmon was dry but overall
it was filling, I guess.
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- Well hey you know, I mean,
money's tight these days.
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I'm still trying to
keep you happy though.
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- Yeah well, keep trying.
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I don't know why you're
taking this route anyway.
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Just look, turn down
this street right here.
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Right here.
- No.
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- Right here.
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- Felicia, you know the police.
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They be all up and
down that street now,
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even at this time of night.
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- Look just do it.
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God, you never listen to me.
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I don't, just drive the way
I tell you to drive alright?
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- Okay, but you know
the last thing I need
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is another ticket these days.
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Okay, it's dark but
the coast seems clear.
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- Of course it's clear.
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(police sirens blaring)
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- [Eric] What?
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What I do?
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- [Felicia] Yeah,
what did you do, Eric?
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You always doing
something wrong.
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(motorcycle engine revving)
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- [Operator] 1393,
is there a message?
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- Both hands on
the steering wheel.
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- Alright.
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Just on a date
with my girl, man.
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Did I do something wrong?
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- I'll ask the questions.
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Now, do you know why
I pulled you over?
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- Wasn't 'cause I
was speeding, was I?
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- Was he?
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- [Cop] No.
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- Well, it couldn't
be 'cause I'm riding
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with a white woman 'cause
she's only half white.
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- License, registration,
proof of insurance please.
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- Alright well I gotta take my
hands off the steering wheel.
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- Slowly.
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- Knew I shouldn't
have let you drive.
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- It'll probably
just be a warning.
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- [Cop] I'll be right back.
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- Yo, I just, there's always
policemen on this street.
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I know that.
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- I knew I shouldn't
have let you drive.
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- I'm sure he'll let me off
with a warning, you know.
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- I need you to sign this.
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- Sign?
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What?
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I don't even know what I did.
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- [Cop] Have a nice day.
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- Well what's the
charge, genius?
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- Impeding the flow of traffic?
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What traffic?
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I'm a victim of DWB.
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- Well, you just had to
go mess up the night,
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didn't you Pointdexter?
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- Mess up the night?
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Wait a minute.
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I'm the one who got pulled
over for driving too slow.
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You know what?
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I don't usually
pull the race card,
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but I don't see
no probable cause
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for that cop to be stopping me.
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- Oh, let me stop
you right there.
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The probable cause
is that you're always
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too cautious and conservative,
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and we both know
you can't afford
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a ticket right now,
Mister Unemployed.
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- Well damn.
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Why you gotta kick
me when I'm down?
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I mean, so what?
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I got laid off.
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They were cutting back
on jobs, you know.
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It's a sign of the times.
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Not my performance.
- Yeah.
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That was a month ago, Eric.
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- Well I'm interviewing.
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I mean, I am pretty
positive some things
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are gonna pan out, too.
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You know I mean, the
economy is turning around
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and change is gonna come.
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- You're right, Eric.
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I think it's time for a change.
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- That's what I'm talking 'bout.
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Now see I was
thinking redecorating.
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You know, reinventing myself.
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Changing some paintings.
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We gon' get it nice and
grown and sexy in here, huh.
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I mean, we both
getting older, right?
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- You know, Eric, that's
not exactly the type
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of change I was talking about.
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- Oh.
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- Yeah, we're both
getting older,
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and I think it's time
that I cash in my chips
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on something a bit
more substantial
before it's too late.
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I'm knocking loudly on
the door of 30, Eric.
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- I didn't know you
were into gambling.
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I mean, I just didn't know.
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You never really told me.
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What's your game?
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Poker?
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Blackjack?
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- Yeah, Eric, I've gambled
a whole two years on you
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and I need to fold
before it's too late.
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- You know they say
black folks supposed
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to stick together
in times like these?
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That's what they say.
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* Kumbaya my Lord
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* Kumbaya
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Come on.
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* Kumbaya my Lord
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* Kumbaya
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Sing with me.
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Come on, it feels good.
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- Eric.
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* Kumbaya
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- Eric.
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You just don't get
it, do you darling?
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I gotta go.
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- What?
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Claire wouldn't have
walked out on Cliff.
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- Honey, Cliff was paid.
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- You know, sometimes I
wish I was born Jewish.
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(bright music)
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- Eric Brown?
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He is I and I am him.
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- Slim with no titled brim.
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Mr. Cohen, the hiring
manager, is ready for you.
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- Great.
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- Well please follow me.
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- Alright.
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(upbeat music)
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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- [Mr. Cohen] Have a seat.
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- [Eric] Oh yeah.
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Eric Brown.
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- Rob Cohen.
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So, what was your impression?
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- Oh, this is a great company.
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I know that.
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I did a lot of research.
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- (laughs) I don't
mean about the company.
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I mean, we'll get
around to that.
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- Oh.
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- I mean about Kim.
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- Kim, Kim?
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Oh, she's nice.
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Yeah, very pleasant.
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- No, come on, bro.
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You know what I'm talking about.
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I know.
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You're just here for the job.
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I just wanna let you know though
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that if I hire you, you can't.
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You know.
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- No, sir, no.
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No.
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Believe me.
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My focus is so far from that.
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I don't even advocate, you
know, workplace romance.
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- Mhmm.
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- [Eric] Yes.
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- Anyway, so do
you have a resume?
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- Yes, yes.
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Here you go.
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- Well Eric, you're
already ahead of the game.
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Most candidates who
walk through that door
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don't even bring a copy
of their resume with 'em.
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- Well I like to be prepared.
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- Good.
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- Yeah girl, he didn't
even call me back.
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I wonder why.
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Ooh, let me call you back.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
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- Who are you here to see?
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- I'm here for an
interview with Mr. Cohen.
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- Oh, just as I thought.
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Just have a seat and we'll
be right with you shortly.
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- Oh thank you, ma'am.
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- Alex.
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- Eric.
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Hey man.
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- Hey, hey.
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Don't tell me you're here for
the account executive's job.
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- Ah, think you just told you.
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- Oh wow.
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Well hopefully one of us get it.
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- There you go.
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- Yeah, okay.
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Cool cool.
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- So, you holding up okay?
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- Brother, I got no
other choice, right?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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We should hang out sometime.
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Maybe go get a
drink or something.
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You still got my cell number?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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It's on the old employee
contact list, right?
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- There you go.
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- Okay, cool.
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Well, good luck I guess.
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Alright man.
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- Take care.
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- Alright.
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(upbeat music)
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- [Man] Is that my L7 relative?
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- What up, cuz?
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- Aye, shh.
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Quit talking like
that over here, nigga.
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That's blasphemy.
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You'll fuck around and get
your noodles knocked off, man.
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- Oh shit.
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I forgot where I was.
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Man, I'm sorry.
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- Man, what you doing
over here anyway?
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- I had a job interview
around the corner
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so I had to get my sugar fix.
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You want one?
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- Hell yeah.
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Give me some of them
motherfuckers, nigga.
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Good looking.
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Job interview?
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- Yeah.
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- Nigga, you always keep a job.
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Nigga, you out of work?
251
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,307
- Yeah, man.
252
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,676
I mean, the company
downsized and I got laid off.
253
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,079
- Man, that's the
same shit my old slave
254
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,981
told me three years ago.
255
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,317
Fuck it.
256
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,653
Nigga like me just pimp my
unemployment for like 18 months.
257
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,422
When that shit ran out, your
boy started supplementing
258
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,292
his income with, you know,
various business ventures.
259
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,627
You know you tie niggas
know what I'm talking 'bout.
260
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,562
- Yeah.
261
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:16,529
- Fuck a recession, you feel me?
262
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,497
- Yeah, I know.
263
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,665
- You gon' be alright though.
264
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,133
You got that college degree.
265
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,334
You know what I'm talking 'bout?
266
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,236
You gon' be straight
man but in the meantime,
267
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,739
if you need a little short
term loan or something,
268
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,175
you know you can holla at me.
269
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,576
I'm kinda like the hood lender.
270
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,510
You feel me?
271
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,080
- Dontae, you a loan shark, too?
272
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,583
- Call it what you want, nigga,
273
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,218
but if you need that
bread fuck with me.
274
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,419
I'ma give you the
family discount.
275
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,353
You know what I'm saying?
276
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,321
Half off the interest rates.
277
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,422
You know what I'm talking 'bout?
278
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,423
- [Eric] Yeah.
279
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,724
- I fucks with you my nigga.
280
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,625
- Alright okay.
281
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,127
- Fuck with me, man.
282
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,062
- Alright well, I'll take
that into consideration.
283
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,263
- For sure, nigga.
284
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,364
Aye and what happened
to that bad bitch
285
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,499
you was fucking with?
286
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,466
The little light
skinned something, man.
287
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,634
Look like Maria Carey, man.
288
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,669
Me, John John, George, P.
289
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,171
Everybody wanted
to fuck that bitch.
290
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,139
We was looking at her.
291
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,107
You brought her to the barbecue.
292
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,041
Niggas was on that bitch.
293
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,075
I wanted to slam that bitch.
294
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,710
- Well, we broke up, man.
295
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,677
- Oh you broke up with her?
296
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,512
- Yeah.
297
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,713
- Aw shit, that's cool.
298
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,514
You might as well
gon' let your boy take
299
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,748
that for a test drive.
300
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,783
Slide your nigga
that number, man.
301
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:11,985
Slide me that number, man.
302
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:15,822
Ain't no fun if blood
can't have none.
303
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,324
You love her, don't you?
304
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,425
I'm just playing with you.
305
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,792
I'm just messing with you.
306
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,261
I'm just messing
with you, my nigga.
307
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,095
Come on, man.
308
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:22,896
It's me.
309
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:23,730
It's me.
310
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,564
- I'm tripping.
311
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,398
I know you playing.
312
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,666
Okay.
313
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,901
- I'ma go in here
and get this milk
314
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,869
'cause this bitch gon'
start blowing me up
315
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,104
and I don't feel like hearing.
316
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,205
I gotta be in before the
street lights come on.
317
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,006
- I got you, okay.
318
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:33,974
- But look here.
319
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,508
I got big love for you, E.
320
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,543
- Aye, I love you, too.
321
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,744
- Ever since we was little, man,
322
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:38,946
we was little tiny niggas.
323
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:39,947
You know what I'm saying?
324
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,181
I got love for you, man.
325
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,350
If you need that bread,
if you need some kush,
326
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,319
if you need some work
put in on your behalf.
327
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,354
You know what I'm talking 'bout?
328
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,755
Like you need a nigga laid down.
329
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,523
You know what I'm talking 'bout?
330
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,992
Columbian neck tie.
331
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,127
Nigga come through the
ski mask way with the AR.
332
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,295
You know what I'm talking 'bout?
333
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,429
Nigga got silence and shit.
334
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,464
You know what I'm talking 'bout?
335
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,298
Really just do niggas bad.
336
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,566
Glocks, whatever.
337
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,868
Come up to your job.
338
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,470
Oh you ain't got no job.
339
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,938
- I'm cool.
340
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,173
- But when you get a job if you
need me to, I come up there.
341
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,474
- Yeah nah I'm good.
342
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,475
I'm good, D.
343
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,309
- [Dontae] For sure.
344
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,143
Holla at me.
345
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,144
- Thanks though.
346
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,612
Alright.
347
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,514
- Tell Auntie Jackie
I said what's up.
348
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,016
- [Eric] Okay.
349
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,318
- Aye, you know I do that
plumbing too, my nigga.
350
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,386
- Cool, D.
351
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,320
- For sure.
352
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,889
(upbeat music)
353
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,763
- What took yo ass so long?
354
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,365
- You didn't go stop
off and get some dong
355
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,135
from one of your ratty
ass clients, did you?
356
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:38,071
- Man, you always gotta
say some stupid shit, man.
357
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,739
I stopped and hollered
at my cousin Eric, man.
358
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,374
That nigga was at the store.
359
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,211
- That bougie ass negro
in this neighborhood?
360
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,145
Yeah right.
361
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,814
- Man, that's what I'm saying.
362
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,682
Nigga say he was just pushing
through real quick though
363
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,119
on the way back from a little
job interview or something.
364
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,853
- Oh really?
365
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:57,224
Then maybe you can learn
something from him.
366
00:15:57,224 --> 00:16:00,427
- Oh, you upwardly
mobile motherfucker.
367
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,630
It's funny but some
kinda way the bills
368
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,999
stay getting paid 'round
this motherfucker.
369
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:09,269
You ain't never
seen no red notice.
370
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,603
- I guess.
371
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,904
- I guess.
372
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,273
And I guess you
ain't got no problem
373
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,042
smoking my
motherfucking good shit.
374
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,809
Girl you better stay
out my stash, man.
375
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,046
That's my good shit, man.
376
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,480
- And if I don't?
377
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,786
- Let me hit something.
378
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,688
You should let me hit something.
379
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,257
- Sorry bruh.
380
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,924
You gotta get your own.
381
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,426
- Aint' that a bitch.
382
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,261
- Sure is.
383
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,430
I'm just playing.
384
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,665
Here babe.
385
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,067
- You better act
right 'round this.
386
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,401
- Whatever fool.
387
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:43,736
- Shit.
388
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,671
- Hurry up.
389
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,574
Shit.
390
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,442
Blow that shit out.
391
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,144
- Look, look, check this out.
392
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,945
You know what?
393
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,515
Speaking of blowing,
I had seen this video
394
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,984
on the internet earlier
where it looked like
395
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,519
a little two fisted
flute technique.
396
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,254
Didn't you tell me
you played something?
397
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,655
What you played in high school?
398
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,756
- Are you kidding me?
399
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:04,657
- I'm just saying.
400
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,892
Just gon' hook me up.
401
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,128
Let's take it to the
bathroom for a minute.
402
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:11,331
- Nigga, you crazy (laughs),
403
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:15,068
but I guess since I'm
in a good mood you know.
404
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,603
I might could hook you up.
405
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,138
- Yeah and after that you
can hook up that cornbread
406
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,972
with that milk I
just brought back.
407
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,774
Get yo ass up and
cook something.
408
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,675
Hurry up.
409
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,311
- I guess, for sure.
410
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:27,114
But could you pass me
that blunt back though?
411
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,382
- [Dontae] Pass these nuts.
412
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,488
(bright music)
413
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:44,397
- So Kim, tell me a little
more about yourself.
414
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,300
- What else is
there to know, Gary?
415
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:54,541
- How 'bout what else do
you like to do besides eat?
416
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,278
- Well, let's see.
417
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,413
I like to travel and shop.
418
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,284
- Shop.
419
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,855
Okay, is that it?
420
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,124
- Yup, pretty much.
421
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,592
- Excuse me.
422
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,426
Yes.
423
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,562
- Yes, how can I help you?
424
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,029
- Yes, I like to order
something to go, please.
425
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:17,897
- Let me get you
the desert menu.
426
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,332
- Oh no.
427
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,501
I'd like to order the
jambalaya with extra shrimp
428
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,337
and a side of
macaroni and cheese.
429
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,440
- Would you like some
cornbread with that?
430
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,841
It's $1.50 extra.
431
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:29,976
- Yeah, that sounds good.
432
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,244
Three of those.
433
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,179
Four, four.
434
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,516
- Can I get anything
for you, sir?
435
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,517
- No, thank you.
436
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,452
Just the check, please.
437
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,991
Damn, Kim.
438
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,427
So you've obviously come
out very hungry tonight.
439
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,197
You planning on having a late
night snack or something?
440
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,732
- No, lunch for tomorrow.
441
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,566
- Lunch?
442
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:57,904
Okay.
443
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,071
- Here you go.
444
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,776
- [Kim] So where we going next?
445
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,178
Movies?
446
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,078
Show?
447
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:06,913
- Damn.
448
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,785
We going half on this?
449
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,856
- [Kim] We going whole on you.
450
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,091
- How 'bout hole up in you.
451
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,415
- Everything okay, baby?
452
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:44,717
- Yeah.
453
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,556
I'm gonna go home now.
454
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,925
- You don't have to go.
455
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,763
You can stay the
night if you want.
456
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,301
- That's okay.
457
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,690
(soft music)
458
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,294
- What's wrong?
459
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,434
- This situation
is what's wrong.
460
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,603
- What do you mean?
461
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,641
- I can't go on just
being a booty call.
462
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,043
- What are you talking about?
463
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:22,515
- Alex, you know exactly
what I'm talking about.
464
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,850
You've only taken me out twice
465
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,185
since the first time we met.
466
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:31,724
- Well you know, money's
a little tight these days.
467
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,160
- It doesn't have to be much.
468
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,263
An occasional movie night.
469
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,399
A walk on the beach.
470
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,232
Something.
471
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:45,905
Why haven't I met any
of your friends yet?
472
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,074
- I don't have many friends.
473
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,609
- Liar, liar, liar.
474
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,446
Alex, I'm done.
475
00:21:56,716 --> 00:22:01,621
I'm more than a piece of ass
and I'm done settling for less.
476
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,023
Goodnight Alex.
477
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:17,870
- Well, guess a new spot on
the roster just opened up.
478
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,186
Damn.
479
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:38,057
I gotta clean my bathroom
every time a woman comes over.
480
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,526
Look at this.
481
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:44,096
They act like they can't never
come in the damn bathroom
482
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,265
without leaving their DNA.
483
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,100
Shit.
484
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,440
Lipstick on the tissue paper.
485
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:59,446
A player's work is never done.
486
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,914
(bright music)
487
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,156
- [Eric] Hey man,
you know what sucks?
488
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:14,561
Neither of us got that
job we interviewed for.
489
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,862
- [Alex] Yeah, that
would've been nice
490
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,196
to work under that chick Kim.
491
00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:18,030
You feel me?
492
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,532
- [Eric] Oh yeah.
493
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:23,369
Ah yes, she was cute in a
mature kinda way, you know.
494
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,105
Man you know, I hope we
at least get a callback
495
00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,007
from one of those
employers in there.
496
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:31,177
I must've put in 20
resumes this time.
497
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,618
- I don't know 'bout these
ole job fairs anyway.
498
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:41,954
Sometimes they can
be a waste of time,
499
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,924
but I appreciate you putting
me on though, you know.
500
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,092
- Oh yeah, no problem man.
501
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,594
No problem.
502
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:51,498
I mean, one can only hope
for so much, you know yeah.
503
00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:54,534
Like three months severance
pay and unemployment,
504
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:57,103
that's only gonna take
you so far, right?
505
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,905
- Three months?
506
00:23:58,905 --> 00:23:59,739
- Yeah.
507
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:01,173
- You got three months?
508
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:02,108
- Yeah, didn't you?
509
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,243
- Nah, they only gave me two.
510
00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:05,678
Rat bastards.
511
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:06,513
- Damn.
512
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,549
Well I'm sure it's because
you know I probably
513
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:12,084
worked there a little
bit before you.
514
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,186
Yeah, that's what it was.
515
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,260
- Say you still seeing that
little light skinned honey dip
516
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,931
you brought to the
Christmas party last year?
517
00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:27,600
- Nah man, we broke up recently.
518
00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,570
- Dang.
519
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,239
Ooh, that was a bad broad there.
520
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,544
- Yeah thanks.
521
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,213
- It's for the best anyway.
522
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:43,550
Relationships too expensive.
523
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,853
- Dating ain't any cheaper.
524
00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:47,920
- You kidding me?
525
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,021
- Nah, I mean.
526
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,623
- Let me tell you something.
527
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,158
You need to get
back out there more.
528
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,359
- Ah man, come on.
529
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,629
- I mean I can tell
you all hurt up inside.
530
00:24:56,629 --> 00:25:00,266
Could see it coming
out of your pores.
531
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,200
- What?
532
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,134
Really?
533
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:03,369
- Yeah, you need to date more.
534
00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:06,238
See new booty will
dry those tears.
535
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:08,775
Get out there and
date and the first key
536
00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,443
to dating is to be creative.
537
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:13,012
You see creativity will help you
538
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,247
supplement excessive spending.
539
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:20,252
Now unemployed or not, we never
wanna waste time or money.
540
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:21,988
- So how do I do that, man?
541
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,222
I mean, be creative?
542
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:24,390
- Well, you start
by talking to every
543
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:25,758
fine woman that you see.
544
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:26,959
- Aw man.
545
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,661
- Then you have little
icebreaker dates.
546
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,830
Starbucks, beaches, parks,
547
00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:35,735
and any other local
cost or free shit.
548
00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:37,036
See you never
wanna get caught up
549
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,405
spending $50 or $60 on some date
550
00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:41,741
that's not gonna lead
to you hitting it.
551
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:42,575
Trust me.
552
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,313
- Damn, Alex.
553
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,616
I never knew you was
such a lady killer.
554
00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:54,020
- Unfortunately we can't write
bad dates off on our taxes.
555
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:58,457
We gotta make sure we get
the most bang for our buck.
556
00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:00,927
- Yeah, I got you.
557
00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:05,131
- And you smoke out any
girls that's not putting out.
558
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:06,833
No problem.
559
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,201
And even then once
you do get 'em in bed,
560
00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:10,903
then you wanna make sure
that you never spend
561
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,339
more than $40 on a date?
562
00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:15,675
Anything more is ridiculous.
563
00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:18,845
- Okay.
564
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:21,280
No, I mean thanks for
the information, man.
565
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,749
- Yeah, no problem.
566
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:25,084
Brother, it's war out there.
567
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:27,820
- War?
568
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,393
- Say, I feel like
getting a bite.
569
00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,328
You wanna get something to eat?
570
00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:37,163
- Yeah.
571
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:37,997
Nah I'm hungry.
572
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:38,831
Yeah, let's do it.
573
00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:39,666
- Yeah, let's go.
574
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:40,599
There's a spot up there.
575
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,433
- Okay.
576
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:44,470
War.
577
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,840
- [Alex] It's war, brother.
578
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,409
- [Kim] So what are
you gonna be doing
579
00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,744
on your free weekend?
580
00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:54,814
- Girl, I'm just happy
to be child free.
581
00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:57,249
I think I might just relax.
582
00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:59,485
- No hot dates on the books?
583
00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:01,553
- With kids, dating is hard.
584
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:04,924
The caliber of men that I
like just don't want a woman
585
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,259
with two kids in the
twilight of her life.
586
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,428
On that note, I shall sip.
587
00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:14,533
- Deborah, you are way too hard
on yourself, girl, for real.
588
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,903
- Ask me would I
trade places with you.
589
00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:18,370
Wait a minute.
- Alright.
590
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,006
- Ask me after about
two more of these
591
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,640
and I'll give you
an honest answer.
592
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,510
- (laughs) Girl, I don't
think you'd wanna trade places
593
00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:27,279
with my $32,000 a year
making ass anyway.
594
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:29,782
- On that note, I shall drink.
595
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,952
- Remember my boss is a Jew.
596
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,756
- What about your
dating prospects?
597
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,792
- Oh I've been dating a lot
but see my primary purpose
598
00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:42,594
for dating right now is
to supplement my income.
599
00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:43,696
- [Deborah] What?
600
00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:44,897
- Oh, now hold on.
601
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,799
I got my dude that
I'm cool with.
602
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:48,267
We're not committed or anything,
603
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:49,668
but we get together when I need
604
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,170
to give me a little
peace, you know.
605
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:54,741
Now the rest of the guys,
that's where I get my free meals
606
00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:56,843
and my entertainment off of.
607
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,477
- Don't you think that's
kind of scandalous?
608
00:27:58,477 --> 00:27:59,545
- Not at all.
609
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,315
Chile, I ain't forcing none
of these guys to take me out.
610
00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:06,452
If they gon' ask me, then
shoot I'ma take a free date.
611
00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:08,287
It's kinda fun actually.
612
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:09,722
- Oh, I supposed you can do that
613
00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:11,657
sort of thing when
you're single.
614
00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:13,960
- Well, think
about it like this.
615
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,395
If I'm going out at
least three times a week,
616
00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:19,732
how much you think I'm saving
on my grocery bill, girl?
617
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,467
Shoot now you know
how hard it is
618
00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,369
for a sister these days.
619
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,938
- I see your point
but what do you do
620
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,874
when they wanna get some?
621
00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,475
- That's when they get cut off.
622
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,543
- At least you're dating.
623
00:28:32,611 --> 00:28:34,546
Most of the men I go out with,
624
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:38,117
once they find out I have two
kids, they don't call anymore,
625
00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:40,019
but I can't say that I blame 'em
626
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:42,154
because if they really
got it going on,
627
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:44,991
why would they wanna be
bothered with my baggage?
628
00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,693
- Girl, now you got
this nice house,
629
00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:50,629
you got a good
job and your kids.
630
00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:52,698
All you really need
is a decent brother
631
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:56,168
to come and service your
account from time to time.
632
00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:57,804
(laughing)
633
00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,605
- I suppose you're right.
634
00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,307
- I've done the marriage thing.
635
00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:03,843
Now it's time for
it to be about me.
636
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:04,676
- Yes.
637
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:05,778
That's right.
638
00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:09,181
- [Alex] You see, the
Promenade is the perfect place
639
00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:10,817
to troll for broads.
640
00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:13,419
- Now are we only
looking for black women?
641
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,653
- Nah, nah.
642
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:16,255
See you talk to every
fine woman you see.
643
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:20,960
Black women, white women,
Asian women, Latino women.
644
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,461
- Hey.
645
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:25,131
- The goal is to conquer all
four corners of the earth.
646
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:25,965
- Yeah.
647
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:30,369
- Ooh, I'd like to hit that.
648
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:33,005
- Now see man, I only
dated black women
649
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:34,941
so I wouldn't know what
to say to the others.
650
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,508
- You say the same
things to others
651
00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:37,977
as you say to black women.
652
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:40,779
See the good thing is the
others generally turn you down
653
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:44,550
with more dignity and
tact and less attitude.
654
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,890
Oh, take note.
655
00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,524
Take note.
656
00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:53,559
Excuse me.
657
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:54,894
Excuse me.
658
00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:56,162
Hey, how you doing?
659
00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:57,496
- [Woman] I'm fine, thank you.
660
00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,165
- Good, nice colors.
661
00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:03,402
- [Woman] Yeah, we match.
662
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,804
- Yeah and maybe meant to be.
663
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,375
- (laughs) Maybe.
664
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,609
- I know you shopping
and everything.
665
00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,344
I just wanted to
introduce myself.
666
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:13,512
Hi, my name's Alex.
667
00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:14,413
- Hi, Alex.
668
00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:15,281
I'm Kate.
669
00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:16,448
Nice to meet you.
670
00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:18,717
- As in Jackson right?
671
00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,086
- That's right.
672
00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:22,855
- My favorite
angel of Charlie's.
673
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:25,858
- I'm impressed.
674
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,397
You have a nice smile.
675
00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:32,831
- Well thank you.
676
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,535
- I'm really sorry
but I gotta go.
677
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,770
My parking meter's
gonna run out.
678
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:39,738
- Oh yeah yeah.
679
00:30:39,738 --> 00:30:41,273
They don't play out here.
680
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,742
- No, but we can keep in
contact if you'd like to.
681
00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:45,077
If you can save
my number quickly.
682
00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:46,078
- Absolutely.
683
00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,713
- It's 213-545-7777.
684
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:51,150
- [Alex] Got it.
685
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:51,984
- Call me.
686
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,285
- Alright, Kate.
687
00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:02,895
- Nah.
688
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:05,797
Nah man, come on.
689
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,134
Tell me you didn't
get the number.
690
00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,903
- Then I would be lying
to you, my friend.
691
00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:11,737
- Aw man.
692
00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:17,076
- You see, everyone gets turned
down, but the great ones,
693
00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:20,079
they never expect
to be turned down.
694
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:22,414
- Ah.
695
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,817
Hope it happens to me soon.
696
00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:27,186
- Ah, in due time.
697
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:28,187
In due time.
698
00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:32,291
But for now, let's
see what's happening
699
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,160
with these sisters out here.
700
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,427
- Yeah.
701
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:39,265
- This episode might be
a bit more predictable.
702
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,034
Let's go.
703
00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:42,901
- Alright.
704
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,471
(upbeat music)
705
00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:17,103
- [Alex] Oh, here's one.
706
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:17,636
Here's one, here's
one, here's one.
707
00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:18,770
- Yeah?
708
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:19,838
- [Alex] Be confident,
be confident.
709
00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:20,839
_ I got you.
710
00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:23,309
- Hey, excuse me.
711
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:24,143
How you doing?
712
00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:25,744
My name is Eric.
713
00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:26,578
I was...
714
00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:31,050
A nice dog you got there.
715
00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:36,989
- [Alex] Oh, oh.
716
00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:37,856
Check this out, man.
717
00:32:37,856 --> 00:32:38,790
Check this.
718
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,161
Yeah, yeah, I like this.
719
00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:43,195
Hey, how you doing?
720
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:44,430
- I'm cool.
721
00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:45,731
- Hey, can I talk
to you for a minute?
722
00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:49,068
- Sure, but you'll
be wasting your time.
723
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:56,108
- Very, very uncalled for
but it proves my theory.
724
00:32:58,177 --> 00:32:59,578
- Yeah, well we're gonna
meet a cool sister.
725
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:00,746
I'm confident about that.
726
00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:02,181
- Oh yeah, they're out here.
727
00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:04,516
Just few and far in-between.
728
00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:08,154
I mean they say the same
thing about us, too, you know.
729
00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:09,488
- But at least we
give them the chance
730
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,891
to find out that we
ain't about shit.
731
00:33:12,891 --> 00:33:15,494
- Yeah, you got a point.
732
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,029
What about Christian women?
733
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:17,863
- What about them?
734
00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:19,398
They have sex, too.
735
00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:20,332
- I know that.
736
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,533
I'm just saying, you know.
737
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:23,135
Maybe they might
be nicer, you know.
738
00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:24,736
Easier to approach.
739
00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:27,806
- Yeah, maybe.
740
00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:30,542
I mean, some of
the biggest freaks
741
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,811
I know are Christian women.
742
00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:37,616
I do need to get
back in the church.
743
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:40,886
Yeah, let me let that
thought marinate.
744
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:46,792
- Yeah, you let that
marinate like steak.
745
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,395
(upbeat music)
746
00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:01,073
(knocking on door)
747
00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:11,817
- Lil' Pimpin'.
748
00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:12,651
- [Lil' Pimpin']
What's happening, man?
749
00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:13,485
- What's happening, boy?
750
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,720
- You know how it is.
751
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,521
Me and my girl need
us a little something
752
00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:16,955
to get us by that's all.
753
00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,524
- Okay, hold on dog.
754
00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:19,558
You know I got you.
755
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,660
- [Lil' Pimpin'] Oh okay.
756
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:24,096
- Trina, go in the bedroom
and put on some clothes
757
00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:26,265
or something 'til I finish.
758
00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:27,733
- Alright, for sure.
759
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,135
- You know Lil' Pimpin'
thirsty as fuck.
760
00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:32,538
I don't want him
looking at you and shit.
761
00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:36,142
My nigga.
762
00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:36,875
- [Lil' Pimpin'] My nigga.
763
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:37,709
- Come on in.
764
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:38,544
- Let's go.
765
00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:39,378
- What's happening?
766
00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:40,646
- Oh not much, man.
767
00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:41,913
I see you got your nice
little Superfly hookup.
768
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:42,848
- Man, you already know, man.
769
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:43,782
- [Lil' Pimpin'] My dude.
770
00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,050
- [Dontae] I am Superfly, nigga.
771
00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:45,984
- Okay.
772
00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,219
- [Dontae] You already know.
773
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,053
- You've always had
that style about you.
774
00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:48,887
- Yeah man so you know.
775
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,589
So what it do, man?
776
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,090
What can I do for you?
777
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,193
- I just need a double of
that C list and we good.
778
00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:55,361
That's all.
779
00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:56,728
- Aw man, you
ain't said nothing.
780
00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:58,564
Let me gone to my stash.
781
00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,132
- Okay.
782
00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:02,067
Do your thing big homie.
783
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,943
- Here you go.
784
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,045
Some of the finest we got, baby.
785
00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,547
Blow your motherfucking mind.
786
00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:16,482
- My man.
787
00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:17,316
Let's go.
788
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:18,184
There you go.
789
00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:19,185
Good looking, big homie.
790
00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:20,118
- Yes, sir.
791
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,420
You speaking my language, pimp.
792
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,721
- Yeah, I can smell it.
793
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,556
- Rain, sleet, snow.
794
00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,258
Shit, you know where to go.
795
00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:27,092
Fuck with me man.
796
00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:27,926
- Oh yeah, yeah.
797
00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:28,760
- What's up, man?
798
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,595
You straight?
799
00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:30,429
What's up with you?
800
00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:31,263
- I'm good, I'm good.
801
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,764
What's up?
802
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:34,566
- Aye, you know I got some of
them new Niagara, my nigga.
803
00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:35,501
- The ni who?
804
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:36,668
- Niagara nigga, you know.
805
00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:38,837
Make your girl
have the waterfall.
806
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,038
You know what I'm talking 'bout?
807
00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:42,308
Same blue pill, bigger effect.
808
00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,410
You know what I'm talking 'bout?
809
00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:47,078
- I'm trying to follow you.
810
00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:49,348
- Lil' Pimpin', come on man.
811
00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:53,385
The shit will have your shit
harder than Chinese arithmetic.
812
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:54,320
Man, I'm serious.
813
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,954
Them motherfuckers be hard.
814
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,189
- (laughs) Nah.
815
00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,257
- You be on concrete
status all night.
816
00:35:58,257 --> 00:35:59,458
- I'm good, homeboy.
817
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,792
I'm good what I got
just right here.
818
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,027
I'm good.
819
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:03,262
- Look man, this
shit is dope, man.
820
00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:04,162
I'm trying to get you
on these motherfuckers.
821
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,397
Check this out.
822
00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:06,765
If you don't believe
me, I'ma go 'head
823
00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:08,166
and throw you a
couple of 'em, man,
824
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,769
just so you can try
out on me, my nigga.
825
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,204
- Try out on who?
826
00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:14,606
- Come on.
827
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:15,541
- I'm fucking with you.
828
00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:16,775
I'm fucking with you, big homie.
829
00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:17,576
- You know what I'm
talking about, nigga.
830
00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,677
- I'm fucking with you.
831
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,812
- Take these
motherfuckers though.
832
00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,314
Nigga, your girl
gon' thank me, man.
833
00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:24,149
All you gon' need
is one though, man.
834
00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:24,983
- Just one?
835
00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:25,917
- I guarantee you, man.
836
00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:27,419
You gon' change that bitch life.
837
00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:28,987
If you take both of 'em, you
gon' end that bitch life.
838
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:30,256
You gon' put her in a coma,
839
00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:31,490
blow her back out
or something man.
840
00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:32,491
- Oh yeah but some of
the hoes I fuck with
841
00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:33,859
need to be put in a coma.
842
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,126
- Yeah, I know.
843
00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:35,961
You got some heavy
bitches, my nigga.
844
00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:36,795
Hey.
845
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:39,731
- They don't smell.
846
00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:40,566
Good looking, man.
847
00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:41,767
Yeah good looking.
848
00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:43,569
I'ma tear it to the
next level, man.
849
00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:45,304
Take the game to the
whole nother level
850
00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:46,238
with one of these, man.
851
00:36:46,238 --> 00:36:47,072
You said one?
852
00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:48,374
- All you need is one.
853
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:49,775
Your girl gon' be
walking bowlegged
854
00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:51,277
and pigeon toes like mine.
855
00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:52,210
- [Lil' Pimpin'] Say what?
856
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,479
- Yeah.
857
00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,080
- [Lil' Pimpin'] Oh, so
that's why she jumped up
858
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,582
out the sofa okay.
859
00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:57,616
- [Dontae] This bitch walking
around like she constipated.
860
00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,084
They call me Mister X-lax.
861
00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:00,286
- [Lil' Pimpin'] Oh stop it.
862
00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:01,487
My man.
863
00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:02,421
- [Dontae] You know
what I'm talking about?
864
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:03,622
Better check that oil, pimp.
865
00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:04,823
- [Lil' Pimpin']
Good looking, homie.
866
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:05,757
- [Dontae] Hey fuck
with me though.
867
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:07,192
You know what I'm saying?
868
00:37:07,192 --> 00:37:08,694
On my next week, I'm supposed
to have some good, man.
869
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:09,895
You know my white boy from
Hermosa Beach got some ugh.
870
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,363
- [Lil' Pimpin']
I'm with that, man.
871
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:12,163
I'll holla at you when
you get off that bracket.
872
00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:13,732
- For sure, my nigga.
873
00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:16,702
Trina.
874
00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:26,044
- Oh, what you got
in your pocket?
875
00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:30,649
- Oh, that ain't nothing but
a little cheese (laughs).
876
00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:31,483
- Wrong.
877
00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:32,484
It's dinner.
878
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,622
- I thought you
was cooking though.
879
00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:38,890
- I changed my mind.
880
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:40,025
- Oh like that?
881
00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:41,793
- Yeah, I deserve it.
882
00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:43,495
What?
883
00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:44,530
- How you figure?
884
00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:46,131
- 'Cause I feed you, I fuck you,
885
00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:50,135
and I don't fuck with you
so two three equals four.
886
00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:51,102
What?
887
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,304
- Whatever, man.
888
00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:53,472
Check this out.
889
00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:54,640
You gon' cook?
890
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,774
- You know what?
891
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,343
I think you just
getting too comfortable
892
00:37:57,343 --> 00:38:01,146
'cause I moved in here
after a month of dating
893
00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:02,848
and you got the coochie
on the first night
894
00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:05,216
so you just slipping
now like you--
895
00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:06,217
- Look, look, baby.
896
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,486
How long we been dating?
897
00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:08,854
Trina, how long we
been dating, baby?
898
00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,389
- What you mean?
899
00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:13,759
We been fucking around for
what like three months now
900
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,627
and yes I said it fucking around
901
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:18,163
'cause we ain't
dated for shit, okay.
902
00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:20,732
And if we gon' start dating,
we gotta start doing the things
903
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,301
that people that date do, okay.
904
00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:25,437
- You know you always tripping
905
00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:27,439
with your little black
woman neck and shit.
906
00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:29,641
Baby, you know I take you to
the movies and shit but damn.
907
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,577
What the fuck a nigga gon'
spend all that bread for
908
00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:33,945
when I get all the bootlegs
before they hit the theater.
909
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:35,881
- Dontae, a little effort.
910
00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,015
That's all I'm asking.
911
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:37,849
A little effort.
912
00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,084
Can you do that for me?
913
00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:41,086
Is that too much to ask?
914
00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:47,526
- Nah, nah.
915
00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,695
For you, nah, nah,
nah, never, nah.
916
00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:50,929
Nah, baby.
917
00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:52,631
You know I got you.
918
00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:54,666
- Yeah you got me but
you need to figure out
919
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,334
how to keep me okay.
920
00:38:59,104 --> 00:39:01,272
- Trina, Trina, look, look.
921
00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:04,109
For real, baby.
922
00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:05,644
Don't be like that, man.
923
00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:06,478
Come on.
924
00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:09,047
What restaurant you wanna go to?
925
00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:10,749
Where you wanna eat at?
926
00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:12,083
Wherever you wanna go.
927
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,719
- For real?
928
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,020
- Yeah.
929
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,389
- Whatever place I wanna go to?
930
00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:18,957
- That's what I said, baby.
931
00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:21,126
- I wanna go to Hometown Buffet.
932
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,928
- Ooh, ooh, that's
what I'm talking 'bout.
933
00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:24,963
They got them bomb
ass mashed potatoes.
934
00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:27,032
- And it's rib Wednesday.
935
00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:31,503
(glasses clattering)
936
00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:34,105
(bright music)
937
00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:49,387
- Bernard, I just
wanted to let you know
938
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:52,157
that I was divided about
asking you over tonight
939
00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:54,059
because I don't really know you.
940
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:56,227
It probably goes against
my better judgment,
941
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:59,765
but I guess you have to
live a little, right.
942
00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,332
- I'm harmless.
943
00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:02,434
- So you say.
944
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:05,904
I'm new to the dating
game, you know.
945
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:08,106
After being married
for six years,
946
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,108
I'm a little rusty
with all this stuff.
947
00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:12,778
- Well, I'm here to help you
work out all of the kinks.
948
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,079
- Like I said on the phone,
949
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:17,148
there'll be no
hanky panky, mister.
950
00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:18,617
- Alright, okay.
951
00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:20,385
I'm cool with that.
952
00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:21,620
- I'm serious.
953
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,388
We have to get to
know each first.
954
00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:25,356
Plus, I have two
kids to worry about.
955
00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:26,958
- And where are the
kids, by the way?
956
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,359
- They're with my
mother for the weekend.
957
00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:29,928
- And you do trust
your mother, right?
958
00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,429
- Of course.
959
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,331
- Then you don't have to
worry about the kids then.
960
00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:36,167
- Look, you know
exactly what I mean,
961
00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:38,369
so let's not even go there.
962
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:41,673
How 'bout some wine to break up
963
00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:44,075
this monotonous conversation?
964
00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:45,544
- Sure.
965
00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:46,778
I hope you like red
because that's all I have.
966
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,013
- Red is fine.
967
00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:49,314
- Well, unless you
wanna go to the store.
968
00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:50,381
We can get something else.
969
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:51,783
- No, no, red will suffice.
970
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,752
- Okay, usually I
have white as well,
971
00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:55,286
but I tend to buy more red
972
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:58,490
because sometimes I like to
have a drink after a meal.
973
00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:02,327
My girl, Kim, she likes
Merlot as she calls it.
974
00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:06,965
You probably don't even
drink wine, do you?
975
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:10,235
What do you like to drink
when you get your sip on?
976
00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:12,303
Some of that yak?
977
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:15,173
Isn't it funny how so many
black men like Hennessy.
978
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:16,942
Black men ought to buy stock in
979
00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:19,344
that company don't you think?
980
00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:23,915
That wasn't funny, huh?
981
00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:25,617
- Just pour the wine, please.
982
00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:26,451
- Oh okay.
983
00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:30,856
One for you.
984
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:35,861
And one for me.
985
00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:45,771
How about a toast?
986
00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:47,839
Here's to moving forward.
987
00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:52,510
- Let's hope so.
988
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,879
- Stop it, silly.
989
00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:06,658
- Deborah.
990
00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:12,163
If it's your goal to
never be intimate with me,
991
00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:13,899
then you're doing a
pretty damn good job
992
00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:15,934
at accomplishing that.
993
00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,669
- Why would I ever want that?
994
00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:18,570
I love sex.
995
00:42:19,805 --> 00:42:22,440
- Well right about now I don't.
996
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,274
- Oh.
997
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,147
(upbeat music)
998
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,548
(doorbell ringing)
999
00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:41,119
(slow music)
1000
00:43:44,522 --> 00:43:45,456
- [Alex] Hey there.
1001
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,324
- Hi, how are you?
1002
00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:47,258
- I'm good.
1003
00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:49,294
Come on in.
1004
00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:57,002
- I just wanted to
apologize for being late.
1005
00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:59,604
- That's mighty black of you.
1006
00:43:59,604 --> 00:44:00,906
- [Kate] I'm sorry?
1007
00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:02,073
- Nothing.
1008
00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:03,842
It's just a saying.
1009
00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:06,244
You know what I'm saying?
1010
00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:07,078
- No.
1011
00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:21,760
You have a really
nice place here.
1012
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,862
- Why thank you, my dear.
1013
00:44:26,297 --> 00:44:30,535
- Hi, can I take your
coat and your purse?
1014
00:44:30,535 --> 00:44:32,771
- [Kate] Why sure.
1015
00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:34,605
How hospitable of you.
1016
00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:43,248
I don't usually go to the
guy's house on the first date.
1017
00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:46,651
- And that would be
mighty un-white of you.
1018
00:44:46,651 --> 00:44:48,253
- [Kate] I'm sorry?
1019
00:44:49,254 --> 00:44:50,088
- Nothing.
1020
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,223
Have a seat.
1021
00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:53,825
- [Kate] Thank you.
1022
00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:01,666
- Can I get you
something to drink?
1023
00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:02,500
- Sure.
1024
00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:07,072
How 'bout a little
Henny and Coke?
1025
00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:10,876
- You're kidding, right?
1026
00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:12,177
- Oh no, absolutely not.
1027
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:16,815
It's my top choice when
I wanna get my drank on.
1028
00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:18,984
- You've got to be joking.
1029
00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:21,753
Are you perpetuating
the stereotype
1030
00:45:21,753 --> 00:45:24,155
that all black men love Cognac?
1031
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:25,556
- Oh heavens no.
1032
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:28,259
I wouldn't make fun
of the black race.
1033
00:45:28,259 --> 00:45:29,995
I would never do that.
1034
00:45:29,995 --> 00:45:32,497
I just really like that drink.
1035
00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:37,936
- And how do you even
know that I have some?
1036
00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,104
- Well do you?
1037
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:46,912
- Yes, I do but it's
not because I'm black.
1038
00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:51,082
It's because I just so
happened to like the drink.
1039
00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:57,055
Okay yeah.
1040
00:45:58,223 --> 00:46:01,692
Do you want that on
the rocks or straight?
1041
00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:03,694
- Straight please.
1042
00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:05,130
- [Alex] Got you.
1043
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:12,037
- I just love your
African artwork.
1044
00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:13,038
- Thank you.
1045
00:46:13,038 --> 00:46:15,173
I'm glad to see that you are
1046
00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:17,809
so open-minded
about black culture.
1047
00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:21,212
- Oh it's second nature for me.
1048
00:46:21,212 --> 00:46:22,213
- Oh really?
1049
00:46:24,715 --> 00:46:28,286
Well, you know, you're
the first white girl
1050
00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:33,959
that I've ever hung with.
1051
00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,761
- You've got to be kidding.
1052
00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:38,096
- No, it's true.
1053
00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:43,101
Am I the first black guy
that you've ever hung with?
1054
00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:44,602
- Hell to the nah.
1055
00:46:49,941 --> 00:46:53,845
- Well, how many have
you hung out with before?
1056
00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,082
Two, three, maybe four?
1057
00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:02,353
- Alex, I've only
dated black guys.
1058
00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:07,859
- So you haven't even
seen your own kind naked?
1059
00:47:15,934 --> 00:47:17,102
Black man any.
1060
00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:22,307
What do you call this?
1061
00:47:23,474 --> 00:47:25,476
- Are you talking
about your dick?
1062
00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:27,879
- Real white women say cock.
1063
00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:30,415
- Oh, so I'm not
a real woman now?
1064
00:47:30,415 --> 00:47:31,616
- Oh no.
1065
00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:35,586
Well not the black
girl ghetto neck roll.
1066
00:47:35,586 --> 00:47:38,056
Do you say fellatio or head?
1067
00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:39,524
- Head.
1068
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:40,425
- Do you swallow?
1069
00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:41,359
- Hell no.
1070
00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,160
- What's your credit score?
1071
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:42,994
- 645.
1072
00:47:44,996 --> 00:47:46,264
- Oh no, oh no.
1073
00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:49,667
Kate, you got to go.
1074
00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:55,373
You got black girl
attitude and tendencies.
1075
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:56,374
- Whoa, whoa.
1076
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,309
What is going on?
1077
00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:01,612
I thought you liked me 'cause
I'm down with the brothers.
1078
00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:02,613
- [Alex] No.
1079
00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:06,985
Kate, you have messed up
my white girl fantasy.
1080
00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:08,153
You got to go.
1081
00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:11,889
Good evening.
1082
00:48:14,492 --> 00:48:15,326
No.
1083
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:27,338
Oh my gosh.
1084
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:39,050
(bright music)
1085
00:48:41,486 --> 00:48:45,423
- Man, I just can't believe
we're standing outside a church
1086
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:47,925
waiting to pick up women, man.
1087
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,660
- It was your idea
and I'm beginning
1088
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:52,063
to think it was a good one.
1089
00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:54,199
See, it's like a
virtual nightclub
1090
00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:58,336
minus all of the pretentious
attention seeking women.
1091
00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:00,905
- Yeah it might've been
a good idea in theory,
1092
00:49:00,905 --> 00:49:03,574
but now we're actually doing,
man, I feel like I'm amongst
1093
00:49:03,574 --> 00:49:05,443
the bottomless
society or something.
1094
00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:06,877
Man, we could've at
least had the decency
1095
00:49:06,877 --> 00:49:08,946
to go inside and
fake it, you know.
1096
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,415
Attend service or something.
1097
00:49:10,415 --> 00:49:13,051
We could've both used the
blessings I'll tell you that.
1098
00:49:13,051 --> 00:49:16,787
- If you want, we could
both bow our heads
1099
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:19,924
and pray for beautiful,
Christian women
1100
00:49:19,924 --> 00:49:21,659
to fall into our laps.
1101
00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:23,194
- Ha ha ha.
1102
00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:24,629
Man, I'm serious.
1103
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:25,863
Who knows?
1104
00:49:25,863 --> 00:49:27,698
Maybe if I join a
new church home,
1105
00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:29,867
my luck would turn around.
1106
00:49:31,936 --> 00:49:36,407
- I don't mean to rain on your
spiritual parade right now,
1107
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:41,012
but we have to take our own
futures into our own hands.
1108
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,416
That means both our
career aspirations
1109
00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,585
and our women aspirations.
1110
00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:51,656
- I just don't know if
this is where I need
1111
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:53,558
to be channeling
my energy, Alex.
1112
00:49:53,558 --> 00:49:56,894
- How long ago did
that chick leave you?
1113
00:49:58,263 --> 00:49:59,764
- You got a point.
1114
00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:07,972
- Okay alright.
1115
00:50:07,972 --> 00:50:09,340
Get yourself together.
1116
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,208
Here they come.
1117
00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:12,643
- [Eric] I am together.
1118
00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:14,212
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1119
00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:18,549
Alright, I'ma leave
this one up to you.
1120
00:50:29,294 --> 00:50:30,561
- Excuse me.
1121
00:50:30,561 --> 00:50:31,796
- Yes?
1122
00:50:31,796 --> 00:50:34,132
- Hey, I was just
wondering if I could
1123
00:50:34,132 --> 00:50:35,366
talk to you for a second.
1124
00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:37,402
- Yeah, but make it quick.
1125
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:39,270
My stomach is growling.
1126
00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,305
- Oh right.
1127
00:50:40,305 --> 00:50:41,539
Well, I'm Eric.
1128
00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:43,374
Nice to meet you.
1129
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,175
- Tanya.
1130
00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:50,648
- It's a moving
service, wasn't it?
1131
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:54,552
- Were you really in service?
1132
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:55,353
- What?
1133
00:50:58,323 --> 00:50:59,457
- Yes, yes.
1134
00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:01,926
We were sitting in the back.
1135
00:51:01,926 --> 00:51:03,894
- Well, I was in the back, too.
1136
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,131
- Well, it's a big church.
1137
00:51:06,131 --> 00:51:07,098
- Big church.
1138
00:51:07,098 --> 00:51:08,566
It's a big church.
1139
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:09,400
Huge.
1140
00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:14,739
- I just find it surprising
1141
00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:17,175
that two apparently
single men as yourselves
1142
00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:19,009
would find the Pastor's service
1143
00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:23,281
on discouraging
pre-marital sex so moving,
1144
00:51:23,281 --> 00:51:24,849
and even more
surprising that you'd be
1145
00:51:24,849 --> 00:51:26,617
right outside the church
after such a message
1146
00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:28,719
trying to holler and
flirt with women.
1147
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,922
- We're not trying to
holler and flirt at women.
1148
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,324
No we're out here
searching for people
1149
00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:36,694
to fellowship with like
yourself, you know,
1150
00:51:36,694 --> 00:51:40,931
'cause we're starting
an abstinence group.
1151
00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:41,766
- Oh.
1152
00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:44,969
Is that right?
1153
00:51:44,969 --> 00:51:47,172
- What my friend means
is that he'd love
1154
00:51:47,172 --> 00:51:51,309
to get your phone number
and stay in contact.
1155
00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:53,344
Get a bite to eat.
1156
00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:54,812
Pray a little bit.
1157
00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:56,981
- No.
1158
00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:58,383
Thank you though.
1159
00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:01,152
I've already got
somebody for that.
1160
00:52:01,152 --> 00:52:02,220
Y'all a trip.
1161
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,022
Have a blessed day.
1162
00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:08,259
- You too.
1163
00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:11,562
- [Alex] You too.
1164
00:52:11,562 --> 00:52:13,631
- Well that worked great.
1165
00:52:15,032 --> 00:52:16,033
What's next?
1166
00:52:17,235 --> 00:52:19,937
- Just gotta keep
punching like Ali.
1167
00:52:19,937 --> 00:52:21,272
- Punching?
1168
00:52:21,272 --> 00:52:22,106
Yeah.
1169
00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:24,409
Yeah well at least
you got the number
1170
00:52:24,409 --> 00:52:26,344
from that white girl.
1171
00:52:26,344 --> 00:52:28,012
What's up with that?
1172
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:32,550
(upbeat music)
1173
00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:40,891
* Ooh yeah
1174
00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:44,829
* Yeah yeah yeah
1175
00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:47,097
* Oh oh oh
1176
00:52:49,934 --> 00:52:52,403
- So, what's up, Kim?
1177
00:52:52,403 --> 00:52:55,440
I mean, this is our
third date, you know.
1178
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,141
- What do you mean what's up?
1179
00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:59,109
- Well, I mean you know we been
1180
00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:01,111
hanging out rather consistently.
1181
00:53:01,111 --> 00:53:02,647
You know what I mean?
1182
00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:05,082
I'm just trying to get an idea
of where this thing is going.
1183
00:53:05,082 --> 00:53:06,317
- Well it's going.
1184
00:53:06,317 --> 00:53:10,321
We'll continue to go out
and see what happens.
1185
00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:12,423
- Okay alright, that's cool
but you know I'm just saying.
1186
00:53:12,423 --> 00:53:14,692
I don't wanna be strung along
1187
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:17,895
if this thing isn't
going anywhere, you know.
1188
00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:18,829
- No.
1189
00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:20,765
If you're asking about the nana,
1190
00:53:20,765 --> 00:53:23,200
then I'd have to say no no.
1191
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,237
Let's just wait and
see what happens.
1192
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:27,405
- Okay alright.
1193
00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:28,839
Alright, I mean
that's cool, you know,
1194
00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:31,809
but I mean I'm saying we haven't
any so much as kissed yet.
1195
00:53:31,809 --> 00:53:33,043
You know what I mean?
1196
00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,279
I mean, I just gotta
keep it 100 with you.
1197
00:53:34,279 --> 00:53:35,513
I'm the type of guy
that likes to know
1198
00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:37,915
where I stand with
someone I'm dating.
1199
00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:39,617
You know what I mean?
1200
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:40,785
- Okay.
1201
00:53:40,785 --> 00:53:42,553
Well first of all,
Brian, we're not dating.
1202
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,389
We're just hanging out.
1203
00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:46,557
And secondly, I mean
sometimes these things
1204
00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,359
just take time to develop.
1205
00:53:48,359 --> 00:53:50,561
You're not just gonna
fall in love over night.
1206
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:51,562
Right?
1207
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,163
- Right, right.
1208
00:53:53,163 --> 00:53:54,064
You right.
1209
00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:54,999
Yeah, you right.
1210
00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:56,133
You know it take a little time.
1211
00:53:56,133 --> 00:53:57,402
Take a little time fall in love.
1212
00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:58,636
You right, okay.
1213
00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:01,238
But I mean you know,
you do like the dinners,
1214
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,073
the movies, and the concerts
and everything right?
1215
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,342
- Yeah, they cool.
1216
00:54:04,342 --> 00:54:05,810
- [Brian] Oh okay, alright.
1217
00:54:05,810 --> 00:54:08,979
- We'll just continue to have
fun and see where it goes.
1218
00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:09,847
- Okay.
1219
00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:10,715
- [Kim] Okay.
1220
00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:11,749
- Alright, that's cool.
1221
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:12,650
That's cool.
1222
00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:14,385
- Hey, I almost forgot.
1223
00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:16,754
I gotta get gas in the morning
1224
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,823
and I don't have any cash on me
1225
00:54:18,823 --> 00:54:22,560
and my darn ATM card
just keeps acting up.
1226
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,262
I just haven't had time
to go down to the bank
1227
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,532
and get it checked out yet.
1228
00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:30,200
- Okay, alright.
1229
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,869
So what do you need?
1230
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,572
- Well, if you can loan me $20
1231
00:54:34,572 --> 00:54:37,342
until I can get
down to the bank,
1232
00:54:37,342 --> 00:54:40,545
you know I would
greatly appreciate it.
1233
00:54:40,545 --> 00:54:42,279
- Greatly appreciate.
1234
00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:44,715
Shoot, you ain't said
nothing but a thing.
1235
00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:45,583
Come on now.
1236
00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:46,717
I got you.
1237
00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:47,718
Come on now.
1238
00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:48,619
There you go right there.
1239
00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:49,454
Take that.
1240
00:54:54,425 --> 00:54:55,393
Girl you know what?
1241
00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:56,627
Gas expensive.
1242
00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,496
Went up another
15 cent last week.
1243
00:54:58,496 --> 00:54:59,464
Hold on.
1244
00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:00,565
Let me help you out there.
1245
00:55:00,565 --> 00:55:02,132
There you go right there.
1246
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:03,368
- Oh, thank you, Brian.
1247
00:55:03,368 --> 00:55:04,835
You know I greatly
appreciate this.
1248
00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:06,136
I really do.
1249
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,738
I gotta fix this
freaking ATM card
1250
00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:08,839
then I'll be real cool.
1251
00:55:08,839 --> 00:55:09,807
I promise.
1252
00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:10,841
- Come on girl.
1253
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,309
It ain't no problem.
1254
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,277
Aye.
1255
00:55:13,277 --> 00:55:16,981
* That's what friends are for
1256
00:55:18,716 --> 00:55:19,884
- Ooh, well you know what?
1257
00:55:19,884 --> 00:55:21,386
I gotta get going right now.
1258
00:55:21,386 --> 00:55:23,020
I got get up really early
for work in the morning.
1259
00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:23,921
- Okay, alright.
1260
00:55:23,921 --> 00:55:24,789
Wait hold on now.
1261
00:55:24,789 --> 00:55:26,023
Hold on.
1262
00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:27,358
I mean that's cool
and everything,
1263
00:55:27,358 --> 00:55:29,994
but you know before you go.
1264
00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:31,228
- Ooh.
1265
00:55:31,228 --> 00:55:33,631
We are not ready
for that just yet.
1266
00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:34,499
- But I thought--
1267
00:55:34,499 --> 00:55:35,666
- Brian.
1268
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:38,669
Brian, now is not the time.
1269
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,237
Now you just keep on spending,
1270
00:55:40,237 --> 00:55:43,073
I mean waiting and
you never know.
1271
00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:46,477
I gotta go now, sweetie.
1272
00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:47,545
- Never know.
1273
00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:52,216
Oh yeah, you never know.
1274
00:55:52,216 --> 00:55:53,317
I know something.
1275
00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:54,952
I know I'm 'bout
to tear that up.
1276
00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:55,920
That's what I know.
1277
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,522
Shoot, you never know.
1278
00:55:57,522 --> 00:55:58,589
I know something.
1279
00:55:58,589 --> 00:56:00,190
She tripping.
1280
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:03,594
You had second
thoughts, didn't you?
1281
00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:04,829
- Nope.
1282
00:56:04,829 --> 00:56:07,732
I almost forgot my
lunch for tomorrow.
1283
00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:09,434
Bye bye.
1284
00:56:12,503 --> 00:56:14,371
- Aw, she trying to
flirt with the food,
1285
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,441
come get the lunch and
flirt with me thing.
1286
00:56:16,441 --> 00:56:17,508
That's what she doing.
1287
00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:18,609
Okay, alright.
1288
00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:19,677
I'ma flirt with you, too.
1289
00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:22,079
I know what she trying to do.
1290
00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:27,317
- What's up, boo?
1291
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:41,532
- I'm just checking
out some jobs, baby.
1292
00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:44,268
Think it's time I got a
legitimate hustle, you know.
1293
00:56:44,268 --> 00:56:46,637
Nigga need his whip fixed.
1294
00:56:46,637 --> 00:56:49,507
Plus wanna be able to do some
more things for you, baby.
1295
00:56:49,507 --> 00:56:51,175
- [Trina] Aww, baby.
1296
00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:53,343
That's what's up.
1297
00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:54,779
That's what I'm talking 'bout.
1298
00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:56,346
- Yeah baby.
1299
00:56:56,346 --> 00:56:57,615
- So what's up?
1300
00:56:57,615 --> 00:56:59,550
What you get from
the 99 cent store?
1301
00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:00,485
- [Trina] Oh you know.
1302
00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:02,252
Just a few little things.
1303
00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,721
Cleaning items.
1304
00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:06,457
I thought I might hook
the house up a little bit.
1305
00:57:06,457 --> 00:57:08,358
You know, starting
with the bathroom
1306
00:57:08,358 --> 00:57:11,195
'cause you know
your aim is whack.
1307
00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:13,430
- Whack?
1308
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,734
Hey, but I know just
how to hit your spot.
1309
00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:19,103
Bullseye every time.
1310
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:20,671
- Speaking of that.
1311
00:57:22,306 --> 00:57:24,241
I bought these for you.
1312
00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:31,015
And I also got these for me.
1313
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,988
Just to stay on point.
1314
00:57:37,988 --> 00:57:41,826
- [Dontae] Dual
colored latex condoms.
1315
00:57:41,826 --> 00:57:43,060
Home pregnancy test.
1316
00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,729
Damn baby, I didn't
know they sold
1317
00:57:44,729 --> 00:57:46,230
all that shit at
the 99 cent store.
1318
00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:49,166
- Yes, they do and you know
you been slipping lately
1319
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:52,369
so no more raw
dogging it for you.
1320
00:57:52,369 --> 00:57:53,838
- That's bullshit.
1321
00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:55,740
I know you better get your
ass down there to that clinic
1322
00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:58,075
and get some more of
them pills of yours.
1323
00:57:58,075 --> 00:57:59,510
- No, you better
get your ass down
1324
00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:02,046
to the Social Security
office and get you a jiz-zob
1325
00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:04,615
so you can get some
money to buy those pills.
1326
00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:05,950
They ain't free.
1327
00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:09,286
- Oh, you just got
all the answers, huh?
1328
00:58:09,286 --> 00:58:10,855
You a fool with it.
1329
00:58:10,855 --> 00:58:12,256
Come here, let me
tell you something.
1330
00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:13,758
- [Trina] What?
1331
00:58:13,758 --> 00:58:16,994
- Look, you trying to use these?
1332
00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,263
What you gon' buy them for?
1333
00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:22,366
You gotta see if they work.
1334
00:58:22,366 --> 00:58:24,501
(upbeat music)
1335
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,103
- She paid.
1336
00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:28,172
I can't believe she paid.
1337
00:58:29,607 --> 00:58:33,210
I can't believe a woman
actually paid for a date.
1338
00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:37,214
- [Deborah] Bernard,
you are crazy.
1339
00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:38,716
- Hey, it's hard
enough to get a woman
1340
00:58:38,716 --> 00:58:41,418
to pick up your phone
call let alone the tab.
1341
00:58:41,418 --> 00:58:43,153
- Well, it's the
least I could do
1342
00:58:43,153 --> 00:58:45,890
after that first
uncomfortable meeting we had.
1343
00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:47,692
- Yeah, it was
quite interesting.
1344
00:58:47,692 --> 00:58:50,394
Normally I would've
deleted you from my phone.
1345
00:58:50,394 --> 00:58:53,230
- I'm glad you showed
patience with me
1346
00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:55,833
because again, I am
re-acclimating myself
1347
00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:58,102
to the wonderful
world of dating.
1348
00:58:58,102 --> 00:59:00,671
- I understand that but I
don't think you understand
1349
00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:02,673
what a monumental
moment this is.
1350
00:59:02,673 --> 00:59:03,540
You know what?
1351
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,742
I gotta call my mother.
1352
00:59:04,742 --> 00:59:05,676
- Okay, you can stop now.
1353
00:59:05,676 --> 00:59:06,510
I get it.
1354
00:59:07,945 --> 00:59:11,649
- But I really do appreciate
the gesture, Deborah, really.
1355
00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:12,850
- I take it you haven't had
1356
00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:15,485
that many successful
dates recently.
1357
00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:18,122
- Success for me
is getting a smile
1358
00:59:18,122 --> 00:59:20,691
and a thank you out of a woman.
1359
00:59:22,126 --> 00:59:23,928
You know dating for
me isn't a pastime
1360
00:59:23,928 --> 00:59:27,197
nor is it a recreational sport.
1361
00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:29,233
You know but you gotta do it.
1362
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:30,635
Now marriage.
1363
00:59:30,635 --> 00:59:32,603
Marriage, that seems easy.
1364
00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:34,271
- This coming from
a man who has yet
1365
00:59:34,271 --> 00:59:36,073
to walk down that path.
1366
00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:39,476
Marriage has its benefits
but not guarantees.
1367
00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:42,079
You wake up everyday
to the same person.
1368
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:44,048
You argue quite frequently.
1369
00:59:44,048 --> 00:59:46,083
You have sex less frequently.
1370
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,184
And then you--
1371
00:59:47,184 --> 00:59:48,619
- Get a divorce?
1372
00:59:48,619 --> 00:59:51,221
- Yup, that's my story.
1373
00:59:51,221 --> 00:59:54,324
But don't let me
discourage you though.
1374
00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:57,828
- Sometimes you have
to throw it out there
1375
00:59:58,829 --> 01:00:01,198
and see what you get.
1376
01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:03,934
- Sometimes you'll come back
with the catch of your life
1377
01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:08,673
or just something you'll have
to throw back into the sea.
1378
01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,676
- Come on, let's
get out of here.
1379
01:00:11,676 --> 01:00:12,910
- Okay.
1380
01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:14,111
- Let's spend some
more of your money.
1381
01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,881
- (laughs) Okay.
1382
01:00:26,090 --> 01:00:27,992
- So how's the job hunting?
1383
01:00:27,992 --> 01:00:29,626
- Oh, it's going well.
1384
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:32,029
You know actually I
have some interviews
1385
01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:34,932
I'm pretty optimistic about.
1386
01:00:34,932 --> 01:00:36,867
- And the lady hunting?
1387
01:00:41,105 --> 01:00:41,972
- You know.
1388
01:00:43,407 --> 01:00:46,777
I ain't been doing
that lately, you know.
1389
01:00:46,777 --> 01:00:48,512
Think I'ma just
sit back, you know.
1390
01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:51,048
Just see how things happen.
1391
01:00:51,048 --> 01:00:52,817
How 'bout you?
1392
01:00:52,817 --> 01:00:57,054
- I gotta job interview this
week for a temp position
1393
01:00:57,054 --> 01:00:59,289
that could lead to
a permanent one.
1394
01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:01,558
Right now I'll take
anything that I can get.
1395
01:01:01,558 --> 01:01:03,694
This ballin' on a budget,
it ain't the business.
1396
01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,930
- I feel you there.
1397
01:01:05,930 --> 01:01:09,599
Yeah, my severance is
almost fully depleted.
1398
01:01:11,035 --> 01:01:13,270
- Hey, you ever notice how
the job hunting process
1399
01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:17,241
and dating parallel
each other so closely?
1400
01:01:17,241 --> 01:01:19,944
- Nah, I can't say I do.
1401
01:01:19,944 --> 01:01:22,980
- Yeah see, when you go
out on a job interview,
1402
01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:24,882
you submit your resume
and you're evaluated
1403
01:01:24,882 --> 01:01:27,117
based upon their criteria.
1404
01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:29,887
When you go out on a date,
you're evaluated based upon
1405
01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:32,689
your own personal
proverbial resume.
1406
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:35,392
- Oh and you're both
generally selected
1407
01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:37,762
from a big pool of
applicants on both sides.
1408
01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:39,029
- Exactly.
1409
01:01:39,029 --> 01:01:40,530
- Yeah, you gotta
go through a bunch
1410
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:43,333
of bullshit on both sides
in hopes of being selected.
1411
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:48,005
- And the more interviews you
get, the better your chances.
1412
01:01:48,005 --> 01:01:49,139
Yeah.
1413
01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:51,441
- True but unfortunately
the employers
1414
01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:55,612
nor women seem to be
hiring niggas these days.
1415
01:01:55,612 --> 01:01:58,348
- (laughs) Alex.
1416
01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:01,585
- Case in point.
1417
01:02:02,753 --> 01:02:05,489
This fine Mexican
chick back here.
1418
01:02:05,489 --> 01:02:08,258
Now she's probably like most
of these Latin babes out here
1419
01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:10,460
that they would rather talk to
1420
01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:14,431
some shaved head chulo
with no ambition as opposed
1421
01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:18,836
to a universally handsome
brother like ourselves.
1422
01:02:18,836 --> 01:02:20,170
Full of potential.
1423
01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:21,638
- What?
1424
01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:24,541
I don't know about
that one, Alex.
1425
01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:25,375
Alex.
1426
01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:28,045
- [Alex] No?
1427
01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:29,646
- I don't think so.
1428
01:02:31,715 --> 01:02:33,617
- Well go and get
her number then.
1429
01:02:33,617 --> 01:02:34,451
- Who me?
1430
01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:37,621
- No, you.
1431
01:02:37,621 --> 01:02:38,823
Go over and there
and give it a try.
1432
01:02:38,823 --> 01:02:40,490
See how far you get.
1433
01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:44,795
- Well I mean, shoot why not?
1434
01:02:44,795 --> 01:02:47,764
I mean, sisters been
brutally rejecting me.
1435
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,699
Let's see how the Mexicanas do.
1436
01:02:49,699 --> 01:02:50,868
Aye, aye, aye.
1437
01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:53,871
Alright, I'ma go.
1438
01:02:57,741 --> 01:03:00,277
(bright music)
1439
01:03:17,261 --> 01:03:20,998
(speaks in foreign language)
1440
01:03:25,936 --> 01:03:30,374
- Yo, yo (speaks in
foreign language).
1441
01:03:30,374 --> 01:03:31,608
My name is Eric.
1442
01:03:31,608 --> 01:03:32,809
- Hi, Eric.
1443
01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:33,643
I'm Marta.
1444
01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:34,845
Nice to meet you.
1445
01:03:34,845 --> 01:03:36,313
- Well good to meet you.
1446
01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:38,983
It looks like you're
reading a book there.
1447
01:03:38,983 --> 01:03:40,017
- I'm just studying.
1448
01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:42,052
I'm a nursing student actually.
1449
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:42,953
- A student?
1450
01:03:42,953 --> 01:03:44,955
Oh, oh that's good.
1451
01:03:44,955 --> 01:03:45,890
That's good.
1452
01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:47,357
Yeah, nah that's pretty cool.
1453
01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:49,693
And you're studying
you said nursing?
1454
01:03:49,693 --> 01:03:53,163
Yeah okay 'cause you gotta
get A's to be the top nurse.
1455
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:54,364
- [Marta] Gotta get A's.
1456
01:03:54,364 --> 01:03:55,632
- In the hospital.
1457
01:03:55,632 --> 01:03:57,201
Yeah.
1458
01:03:57,201 --> 01:03:59,870
I probably let you get
back to studying then.
1459
01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:02,873
It's nice to meet
you but maybe I can
1460
01:04:03,874 --> 01:04:05,842
call you sometime though.
1461
01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:06,743
- I'm sorry.
1462
01:04:06,743 --> 01:04:08,345
I have a boyfriend.
1463
01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:11,615
- Oh, don't be sorry.
1464
01:04:11,615 --> 01:04:12,849
Nah, that's good.
1465
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:14,351
That's actually a good
thing 'cause I like
1466
01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:16,120
when you know when men and
women getting together.
1467
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,923
You know, man and
woman coming together.
1468
01:04:18,923 --> 01:04:22,392
So right, how
civilizations are created.
1469
01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:24,061
Okay so, cool Marta.
1470
01:04:25,129 --> 01:04:26,330
- [Marta] Eric.
1471
01:04:26,330 --> 01:04:27,164
- You remember.
1472
01:04:27,164 --> 01:04:28,432
That's good.
1473
01:04:28,432 --> 01:04:30,834
So I think I'll like I
said I'll let you back
1474
01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:32,769
to being the top nurse.
1475
01:04:33,770 --> 01:04:34,638
- Bye.
1476
01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:35,805
- [Eric] Okay.
1477
01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:44,414
- So how'd it go?
1478
01:04:44,414 --> 01:04:45,615
- Good.
1479
01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:48,185
No, really, really good.
1480
01:04:48,185 --> 01:04:51,055
You know, she was feeling me.
1481
01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:54,824
She was really feeling me
but she had a boyfriend.
1482
01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:56,660
Yeah, what can you do?
1483
01:04:58,795 --> 01:05:02,766
- Well my friend,
rejection's a part of life.
1484
01:05:02,766 --> 01:05:05,669
Unfortunately, we seem
to almost always be
1485
01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:07,904
on the receiving end of it.
1486
01:05:09,073 --> 01:05:13,210
- Right, but you know,
she had a boyfriend.
1487
01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:15,946
So, I hardly call
that rejection.
1488
01:05:26,090 --> 01:05:27,224
- Are you happy?
1489
01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:28,258
- [Deborah] I'm happy.
1490
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,094
- Are you sure you're happy?
1491
01:05:30,094 --> 01:05:32,029
- Yes, I'm sure I'm happy.
1492
01:05:32,029 --> 01:05:33,530
Are you happy?
1493
01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:34,464
- I'm cool.
1494
01:05:34,464 --> 01:05:36,533
- What does that mean, I'm cool?
1495
01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:38,868
- It means I'm content.
1496
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,538
I like some of the
guys I'm dating.
1497
01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:43,373
I mean most of 'em.
1498
01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:44,874
They all serve a purpose.
1499
01:05:44,874 --> 01:05:47,611
I can't just easily narrow
in on one man like you.
1500
01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:49,646
- Most men X themselves out.
1501
01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:50,780
Remember Ricky?
1502
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,182
That guy I met at the gym
1503
01:05:52,182 --> 01:05:54,184
and then regretted
giving my number to?
1504
01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:55,419
- Vaguely.
1505
01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:57,787
- He called me asking
me to come through.
1506
01:05:57,787 --> 01:06:00,424
When I told him I had
the kids he said so what?
1507
01:06:00,424 --> 01:06:01,458
Put 'em to sleep.
1508
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:02,592
And you know what I said?
1509
01:06:02,592 --> 01:06:03,427
- [Kim] What?
1510
01:06:03,427 --> 01:06:04,261
- Nothing.
1511
01:06:04,261 --> 01:06:05,762
I hung up on his ass.
1512
01:06:05,762 --> 01:06:07,597
Thank God for caller ID.
1513
01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:09,033
I just hope he gets the message
1514
01:06:09,033 --> 01:06:11,135
when I don't return
his phone calls.
1515
01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:13,270
- I mean girl, some men
just don't get it, right?
1516
01:06:13,270 --> 01:06:15,805
It's like, if you call
me two times or more
1517
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:17,207
and I have not
called you back yet,
1518
01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:19,509
it means I'm not
interested in you.
1519
01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:21,978
- Is it still okay to
give out fake numbers
1520
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:24,014
or did that play out in the 90s?
1521
01:06:24,014 --> 01:06:26,883
- Deborah, now you have to
do whatever you have to do
1522
01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:29,186
to shake off the undesirables.
1523
01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:32,622
- Why does dating have
to be so difficult?
1524
01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:35,059
- Was marriage
that more simpler?
1525
01:06:35,059 --> 01:06:37,561
Just take care of you alright?
1526
01:06:38,562 --> 01:06:40,397
- Seems selfish.
1527
01:06:40,397 --> 01:06:43,767
You know, Bernard and I
went out the other day.
1528
01:06:43,767 --> 01:06:44,901
- Oh really?
1529
01:06:44,901 --> 01:06:45,835
Now wait a second.
1530
01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,071
I thought you messed that up.
1531
01:06:47,071 --> 01:06:48,872
- He understood this
whole dating thing
1532
01:06:48,872 --> 01:06:50,574
is a major adjustment for me,
1533
01:06:50,574 --> 01:06:54,411
and as a good faith gesture
I paid for the date.
1534
01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:56,080
- You did what?
1535
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,847
Okay, did you go
on a coffee date?
1536
01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,417
- No, we went to a show
and then lunch afterwards.
1537
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:04,088
- Deborah, women don't
have to pay for dates
1538
01:07:04,088 --> 01:07:05,722
because we don't have to.
1539
01:07:05,722 --> 01:07:07,624
It's about supply and demand,
1540
01:07:07,624 --> 01:07:10,660
and men demand what we
have to supply them with.
1541
01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:12,829
And you know what that is.
1542
01:07:12,829 --> 01:07:15,632
And you gotta make
'em work for it.
1543
01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:17,334
- This is too difficult for me.
1544
01:07:17,334 --> 01:07:18,635
- Oh my goodness.
1545
01:07:18,635 --> 01:07:20,137
Paying for a date.
1546
01:07:22,472 --> 01:07:23,540
- Come on, pick up.
1547
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:24,808
Pick up.
1548
01:07:24,808 --> 01:07:27,311
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
1549
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:33,117
(phone vibrating)
1550
01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:36,686
Alex, what's up man?
1551
01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:38,188
- Nothing much.
1552
01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:41,024
Just getting ready for my
big date coming through.
1553
01:07:41,024 --> 01:07:42,259
- Oh okay, okay.
1554
01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:44,261
Well you know, I'ma let
you get back to that,
1555
01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:48,232
but aye before I do, got
some good news for you, man.
1556
01:07:48,232 --> 01:07:49,699
About your boy.
1557
01:07:49,699 --> 01:07:51,368
- Shoot, I'm listening.
1558
01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:53,503
- Alright well you know.
1559
01:07:53,503 --> 01:07:55,004
Speaking of dates.
1560
01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:58,308
I met a cool girl, man.
1561
01:07:58,308 --> 01:07:59,409
A real cool girl.
1562
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,577
Guess what?
1563
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:01,378
- What's up?
1564
01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:02,646
- She black.
1565
01:08:02,646 --> 01:08:03,880
She black, man.
1566
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,283
I mean, she beautiful,
cool, down to earth.
1567
01:08:06,283 --> 01:08:07,551
Real good personality.
1568
01:08:07,551 --> 01:08:10,887
Man, she act like she
got her own stuff.
1569
01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:13,423
- Cool.
1570
01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:16,126
- And man look, you'll
never believe it.
1571
01:08:16,126 --> 01:08:18,061
I got a second interview
for this job, man.
1572
01:08:18,061 --> 01:08:19,963
It's a real good one, too.
1573
01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:22,299
Pays more than the last one.
1574
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,469
- Aye, that's tight, man.
1575
01:08:27,971 --> 01:08:29,373
Yeah, seems like you got things
1576
01:08:29,373 --> 01:08:30,740
moving in the right direction.
1577
01:08:30,740 --> 01:08:33,177
Looks like you really
doing your thing.
1578
01:08:33,177 --> 01:08:35,879
Well look, let me
know how it goes.
1579
01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:36,746
- Oh yeah, no doubt.
1580
01:08:36,746 --> 01:08:38,282
I will, I will.
1581
01:08:38,282 --> 01:08:40,517
You know, let me let you get
back to your business, man.
1582
01:08:40,517 --> 01:08:42,051
Handle yours.
1583
01:08:42,051 --> 01:08:45,822
And I'm just gonna get ready
for this big date tomorrow.
1584
01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:47,357
- Okay cool.
1585
01:08:47,357 --> 01:08:48,825
- Alright man.
1586
01:08:48,825 --> 01:08:49,659
- Yeah.
1587
01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:06,310
(soft music)
1588
01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:55,425
(knocking on door)
1589
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:18,548
- What's happening, Alex?
1590
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:19,683
- Bertha.
1591
01:10:19,683 --> 01:10:21,451
Hurry up, come on in.
1592
01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:25,188
(upbeat music)
1593
01:10:26,456 --> 01:10:28,558
Have a seat on the couch.
1594
01:10:30,527 --> 01:10:32,529
On the couch, Bertha.
1595
01:10:32,529 --> 01:10:34,030
Not in the kitchen.
1596
01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:35,365
- Oh okay, cool.
1597
01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:39,736
Wow, I've never seen your place
with the lights on before.
1598
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:40,970
Looks fly.
1599
01:10:40,970 --> 01:10:41,938
- Oh yeah.
1600
01:10:41,938 --> 01:10:43,973
I just like to conserve energy.
1601
01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:46,643
No need in wasting energy
if we don't have to.
1602
01:10:46,643 --> 01:10:48,412
- Oh okay, well
I'm feeling that.
1603
01:10:48,412 --> 01:10:53,383
That's real with your cute
energy conscious self (laughs).
1604
01:10:54,284 --> 01:10:56,553
What you got the yak out?
1605
01:10:56,553 --> 01:10:59,656
But you ain't got no food
to go with this drink
1606
01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:02,492
'cause I'm working with an
empty stomach over here?
1607
01:11:02,492 --> 01:11:03,527
- You sure about that?
1608
01:11:03,527 --> 01:11:04,561
- Huh?
1609
01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:06,330
- It's 11 o'clock so.
1610
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,033
- Yeah I guess you right.
1611
01:11:10,033 --> 01:11:12,369
It is kind of late
for me to be munching.
1612
01:11:12,369 --> 01:11:16,540
Speaking of late how come you
always invite me over so late?
1613
01:11:16,540 --> 01:11:20,143
- Well you know I'm working
the swing shift these days.
1614
01:11:20,143 --> 01:11:21,478
Two to 10 so.
1615
01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:22,312
- Oh okay.
1616
01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:26,282
Well, let me get my head
right before I hook you up.
1617
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,784
You know how I do.
1618
01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,857
Ooh, I'm finna to get faded.
1619
01:11:35,258 --> 01:11:39,363
I might have to crash at
your place tonight if I do.
1620
01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:56,380
(upbeat music)
1621
01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:03,587
- I got a job.
1622
01:12:03,587 --> 01:12:04,421
Yes.
1623
01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:09,359
And I got a date.
1624
01:12:09,359 --> 01:12:10,960
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
1625
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,364
I got a job.
1626
01:12:14,364 --> 01:12:15,198
Yes.
1627
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,233
Yes.
1628
01:12:19,135 --> 01:12:21,738
(bright music)
1629
01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:44,794
So I guess it's safe to assume
you don't have a boyfriend.
1630
01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:45,629
Right?
1631
01:12:47,831 --> 01:12:51,635
I mean hey, you never
know these days.
1632
01:12:51,635 --> 01:12:55,338
Just let me know
if I talk too much.
1633
01:12:55,338 --> 01:12:57,574
I have a tendency to do that.
1634
01:12:57,574 --> 01:13:00,644
It's this nervous thing I got.
1635
01:13:00,644 --> 01:13:01,478
Yeah.
1636
01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:10,654
You ever been on a date
and you just dying inside
1637
01:13:11,788 --> 01:13:15,992
to know what the other
person's thinking?
1638
01:13:15,992 --> 01:13:16,826
Yeah.
1639
01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:22,398
And this whole dating process
can be a pretty painful thing.
1640
01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:23,933
Right?
1641
01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:28,705
You trying to figure
out somebody's dislikes
and their likes
1642
01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:33,610
and hoping that you don't
say the wrong thing.
1643
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:37,113
I mean, I like bowling
and you like bowling.
1644
01:13:37,113 --> 01:13:40,650
I like Mexican food and
you like Mexican food.
1645
01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:42,218
You like the
missionary position.
1646
01:13:42,218 --> 01:13:44,788
I love the missionary position.
1647
01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:47,624
That was a joke.
1648
01:13:47,624 --> 01:13:51,294
I was just seeing if
you were still with me.
1649
01:13:52,195 --> 01:13:53,630
Oh God.
1650
01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:56,466
I hope I didn't say the wrong
thing and screw this up.
1651
01:13:56,466 --> 01:13:57,300
Did I?
1652
01:14:01,605 --> 01:14:05,642
Okay 'cause it's this dry
sense of humor I got, you know.
1653
01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:09,312
Some people don't pick
up on it immediately.
1654
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:15,318
I guess that's why I'm probably
relationship type of guy.
1655
01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:20,456
I mean 'cause of
moments like this.
1656
01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:23,793
I feel silly right
now, you know.
1657
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:24,628
Should I?
1658
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:32,769
So we're cool then?
1659
01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:38,942
So am I gonna get a second date?
1660
01:14:43,847 --> 01:14:45,281
Cool.
1661
01:14:45,281 --> 01:14:47,851
(upbeat music)
1662
01:15:01,931 --> 01:15:03,667
- I know this shirt little.
1663
01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:04,801
Maybe they'll give
me a bigger one
1664
01:15:04,801 --> 01:15:07,203
when I get off probation.
1665
01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:09,706
- [Trina] You look good, baby.
1666
01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:14,410
- What is that you over
there preparing, baby?
1667
01:15:14,410 --> 01:15:17,113
- Just a little something
before your first day at work.
1668
01:15:17,113 --> 01:15:18,047
You know.
1669
01:15:18,047 --> 01:15:19,282
- Is that what I think it is?
1670
01:15:19,282 --> 01:15:20,216
- [Trina] A little something.
1671
01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:21,450
- Is that what I think it is?
1672
01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:22,518
- Just a little something.
1673
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,820
- The OG fried bologna.
1674
01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:26,089
Baby, is that that
processed meat?
1675
01:15:26,089 --> 01:15:27,591
That's the fuck I'm
talking about, baby.
1676
01:15:27,591 --> 01:15:29,358
Damn, if I had known it
was going down like that,
1677
01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:31,695
a nigga would've been got a job.
1678
01:15:31,695 --> 01:15:32,996
I ain't had one of
them motherfuckers
1679
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:35,031
since I was a little kid.
1680
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:36,199
Shit.
1681
01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:38,201
- I'm so proud of you, boo.
1682
01:15:38,201 --> 01:15:40,369
Get your orange juice
over there on the counter.
1683
01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:41,605
- For sure, baby.
1684
01:15:41,605 --> 01:15:43,106
Know you a trip
though, you know.
1685
01:15:43,106 --> 01:15:46,309
Even though a nigga got
this little part time job,
1686
01:15:46,309 --> 01:15:48,444
you know your boy still
gonna be out here grinding.
1687
01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:51,214
I'm talking about putting it
in every night, every day.
1688
01:15:51,214 --> 01:15:53,316
You know, just a little
62 ain't nothing, baby.
1689
01:15:53,316 --> 01:15:55,619
Niggas don't even get up
'til four o'clock anyways,
1690
01:15:55,619 --> 01:15:57,821
so I'm just gonna get
this legal paper in,
1691
01:15:57,821 --> 01:16:00,023
and at 2:05 every
motherfucking day,
1692
01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:02,291
I'm on the block
getting my cheese,
1693
01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:03,993
getting these pillows
out on they ass.
1694
01:16:03,993 --> 01:16:05,328
Baby, they want this kush.
1695
01:16:05,328 --> 01:16:06,295
- [Trina] Uh uh, you crazy.
1696
01:16:06,295 --> 01:16:07,496
Come get this sandwich.
1697
01:16:07,496 --> 01:16:08,632
- Shit, you ain't gotta
tell me twice, baby.
1698
01:16:08,632 --> 01:16:09,565
Thank you.
1699
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:10,967
- [Trina] You're welcome.
1700
01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:13,336
- [Dontae] Damn, I
like you so much.
1701
01:16:13,336 --> 01:16:14,437
- Like?
1702
01:16:14,437 --> 01:16:15,371
- Shit.
1703
01:16:15,371 --> 01:16:16,472
You know what I'm talking 'bout?
1704
01:16:16,472 --> 01:16:17,707
Aye, on the real, baby.
1705
01:16:17,707 --> 01:16:18,642
- What?
1706
01:16:18,642 --> 01:16:20,376
- Trill shit.
1707
01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:22,211
You might be a keeper.
1708
01:16:23,613 --> 01:16:24,914
I mean, you keep
up the good work.
1709
01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:26,282
- Please, you already know.
1710
01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:27,383
This shit right here.
1711
01:16:27,383 --> 01:16:29,052
This shit right here, nigga.
1712
01:16:29,052 --> 01:16:30,486
This shit is the bam.
1713
01:16:30,486 --> 01:16:31,387
Okay, don't play.
1714
01:16:31,387 --> 01:16:32,588
- We'll see.
1715
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,324
We'll check your
progress report out.
1716
01:16:48,504 --> 01:16:51,007
- Yo, I've been thinking, man.
1717
01:16:52,575 --> 01:16:55,544
I've been settling for less.
1718
01:16:55,544 --> 01:16:58,114
I mean, I got this temp job.
1719
01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:01,150
Got a bunch of regular
broads on my team.
1720
01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:03,152
I gotta step my game up.
1721
01:17:04,087 --> 01:17:05,354
- Yeah nah I know.
1722
01:17:05,354 --> 01:17:07,156
I mean, I was
feeling the same way.
1723
01:17:07,156 --> 01:17:10,159
Like I should be further
in life or something,
1724
01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:13,129
but then I got this job, man,
that I'm starting next week
1725
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,665
and the girl that
I'm kicking with now.
1726
01:17:15,665 --> 01:17:17,133
Man, I'm feeling her.
1727
01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:19,202
Yeah you know, I feel like
things are back on track now.
1728
01:17:19,202 --> 01:17:20,036
You know?
1729
01:17:23,572 --> 01:17:25,742
- You know I like you, Eric.
1730
01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:27,176
You remind me of me.
1731
01:17:27,176 --> 01:17:28,945
The way I used to be.
1732
01:17:28,945 --> 01:17:29,779
Nice guy.
1733
01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:34,317
But nice guys, well
you know the rest.
1734
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:40,356
The corporate America and
these broads out here,
1735
01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:43,092
they will chew you
up and spit you out
1736
01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:45,061
when they're done with you.
1737
01:17:45,061 --> 01:17:47,997
- Yeah I mean, I know
what you're saying.
1738
01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:50,599
I know, but I gotta be me, man.
1739
01:17:53,302 --> 01:17:55,939
- Being you ain't working, dog.
1740
01:17:55,939 --> 01:17:59,809
I mean, you dripping
with weak sauce.
1741
01:17:59,809 --> 01:18:01,778
I mean look at you, man.
1742
01:18:01,778 --> 01:18:03,412
- Whoa, what's wrong with me?
1743
01:18:03,412 --> 01:18:05,915
- Yo, you gotta start
thinking outside the box, man.
1744
01:18:05,915 --> 01:18:07,550
Come on, live a little bit.
1745
01:18:07,550 --> 01:18:08,384
Sack up.
1746
01:18:09,786 --> 01:18:11,187
You falling in love with a chick
1747
01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:14,257
you just met two weeks ago.
1748
01:18:14,257 --> 01:18:15,759
Come on.
1749
01:18:15,759 --> 01:18:17,693
Man, for real.
1750
01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:19,562
- Man you know, I mean.
1751
01:18:19,562 --> 01:18:20,964
That's what I want, I mean.
1752
01:18:20,964 --> 01:18:21,898
What's wrong with that?
1753
01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:24,200
I don't see what's wrong.
1754
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,069
- You making my
allergies act up.
1755
01:18:26,069 --> 01:18:27,703
- Your allergies?
1756
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:31,374
- Yeah 'cause I'm
allergic to relationships
1757
01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:33,409
and I'm damn sure allergic
to falling in love
1758
01:18:33,409 --> 01:18:36,479
with a girl I just
met two weeks ago.
1759
01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:42,051
Eric, for a man there's
absolutely nothing
1760
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:47,456
to be gained by being
in a relationship.
1761
01:18:50,794 --> 01:18:54,798
Oh, I detect a little bit
of anxiety over there.
1762
01:18:56,866 --> 01:18:58,301
Oh, oh, oh.
1763
01:18:58,301 --> 01:19:00,003
Case I see you sweating all up
1764
01:19:00,003 --> 01:19:02,071
in the neck and chest area.
1765
01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:03,339
What's going on?
1766
01:19:03,339 --> 01:19:04,507
You feeling kind of
uneasy or something?
1767
01:19:04,507 --> 01:19:06,175
- Man, whatever man.
1768
01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:08,812
- Okay.
1769
01:19:08,812 --> 01:19:10,513
I'm a fair man.
1770
01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:11,380
I'm a fair guy.
1771
01:19:11,380 --> 01:19:12,615
How 'bout this?
1772
01:19:13,616 --> 01:19:16,385
Give me one good
reason for a man
1773
01:19:16,385 --> 01:19:19,222
to ever settle
down let alone now?
1774
01:19:25,628 --> 01:19:26,963
- Companionship.
1775
01:19:30,666 --> 01:19:32,168
- Seriously?
1776
01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:33,569
- Yeah.
1777
01:19:33,569 --> 01:19:35,538
- That's the best reason
you can come up with?
1778
01:19:35,538 --> 01:19:39,775
Eric, I have a new companion
every night in my bed.
1779
01:19:41,377 --> 01:19:42,846
- Alex, I don't get you, man.
1780
01:19:42,846 --> 01:19:43,679
I mean.
1781
01:19:45,081 --> 01:19:47,516
Some woman hurt you, man?
1782
01:19:47,516 --> 01:19:49,785
Like, did somewhere
along the line
1783
01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:53,189
some lady just absolutely
do you wrong or something?
1784
01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:57,626
Is this where you get your
disdain for women from?
1785
01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:59,395
- No, I don't get hurt.
1786
01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:01,430
I brings the pain, dog.
1787
01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:02,331
- Oh.
1788
01:20:02,331 --> 01:20:03,299
- You see.
1789
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,600
I brings the pain.
1790
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,970
See, the last time a
woman came up to me.
1791
01:20:06,970 --> 01:20:10,706
Chick come up to me talking
'bout some sort of relationship,
1792
01:20:10,706 --> 01:20:12,909
she left out of my
crib with my size 13's
1793
01:20:12,909 --> 01:20:16,145
attached to her behind, yeah.
1794
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:18,414
Chick named Allison.
1795
01:20:18,414 --> 01:20:19,248
Yeah.
1796
01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:22,751
Yeah, oh Allison.
1797
01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:26,622
She was alright but she's okay,
1798
01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:31,760
but I mean I just
kept her around
1799
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:34,663
'cause she was a
beast in the bed.
1800
01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:35,664
I mean, ooh.
1801
01:20:36,933 --> 01:20:39,768
Yeah and she bought
me stuff, too.
1802
01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:46,075
Decorated half of my
apartment (laughs).
1803
01:20:47,576 --> 01:20:48,777
- Allison, huh?
1804
01:20:49,812 --> 01:20:51,380
- [Alex] Yeah.
1805
01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:53,950
- Yeah I mean,
that's a common name.
1806
01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:56,052
Yeah, so I mean.
1807
01:20:56,052 --> 01:20:57,753
She was pretty
cool though, right?
1808
01:20:57,753 --> 01:20:59,956
- Yeah, she was straight.
1809
01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:01,457
She was straight.
1810
01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:03,893
Just not relationship material.
1811
01:21:03,893 --> 01:21:08,164
Now if, if I ever settle
down, she gotta be a dime.
1812
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:13,169
A ten piece, you feel me?
1813
01:21:13,169 --> 01:21:14,770
- Yeah.
1814
01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:15,838
Yeah, no, no.
1815
01:21:15,838 --> 01:21:16,672
No, man, no.
1816
01:21:16,672 --> 01:21:18,674
You know what, Alex man?
1817
01:21:18,674 --> 01:21:20,709
I ain't trying to knock your
style or nothing like that,
1818
01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:23,947
but I think I'm a one
woman at a time kinda dude.
1819
01:21:23,947 --> 01:21:27,850
That's just what makes me
comfortable, man really.
1820
01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:28,952
- Cool, cool.
1821
01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:31,787
But when your little
heart gets stepped on
1822
01:21:31,787 --> 01:21:34,690
by a stiletto heel,
don't come running to me.
1823
01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:35,524
Okay?
1824
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:39,228
- Hope to God I don't have to.
1825
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:48,604
Here you go.
1826
01:21:48,604 --> 01:21:51,140
- Appreciate it, man.
1827
01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:52,375
- Aye, you know what?
1828
01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:53,542
I was thinking about
having a little
1829
01:21:53,542 --> 01:21:54,877
get together at my house.
1830
01:21:54,877 --> 01:21:55,844
You know what I mean?
1831
01:21:55,844 --> 01:21:57,913
Like celebrate my ventures.
1832
01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:58,881
Got the new job.
1833
01:21:58,881 --> 01:22:00,783
Have some people come over.
1834
01:22:00,783 --> 01:22:02,018
What you think?
1835
01:22:02,018 --> 01:22:03,619
- I'm down with that.
1836
01:22:03,619 --> 01:22:05,821
I'll invite a few people
if you don't mind.
1837
01:22:05,821 --> 01:22:06,755
You know what I'm saying?
1838
01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:07,723
We'll make the most of it.
1839
01:22:07,723 --> 01:22:08,657
- Yeah, alright.
1840
01:22:08,657 --> 01:22:10,159
The more the merrier.
1841
01:22:10,159 --> 01:22:10,994
- Cool.
1842
01:22:10,994 --> 01:22:11,827
- Alright cool.
1843
01:22:11,827 --> 01:22:12,828
- You ready?
1844
01:22:19,835 --> 01:22:23,606
- [Allison] Oh, I can't
believe you said that.
1845
01:22:23,606 --> 01:22:26,809
- [Eric] Say the craziest
things sometimes.
1846
01:22:26,809 --> 01:22:28,811
- This is some good coffee.
1847
01:22:28,811 --> 01:22:31,080
- Oh yeah, I guess
we got a good batch.
1848
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:32,348
I don't know.
1849
01:22:32,348 --> 01:22:33,682
- So this is one of
your favorite spots?
1850
01:22:33,682 --> 01:22:34,517
- Yeah.
1851
01:22:35,384 --> 01:22:36,585
- Yeah?
1852
01:22:36,585 --> 01:22:38,354
- Yeah nah, I'd say
this is my spot.
1853
01:22:38,354 --> 01:22:39,188
- Really?
1854
01:22:40,089 --> 01:22:41,357
- Yeah.
1855
01:22:41,357 --> 01:22:43,226
- Why don't you bring
me back here sometime?
1856
01:22:43,226 --> 01:22:44,327
Quality date.
1857
01:22:45,328 --> 01:22:47,896
Good coffee, good conversation.
1858
01:22:48,731 --> 01:22:50,733
Of course good people.
1859
01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:52,468
- Well cheers.
1860
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:53,836
Clink.
1861
01:22:53,836 --> 01:22:54,937
(laughing)
1862
01:22:54,937 --> 01:22:55,771
- I do that.
1863
01:22:55,771 --> 01:22:56,905
- Stop playing.
1864
01:22:56,905 --> 01:22:57,740
- I do.
1865
01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:58,574
I do that.
1866
01:22:58,574 --> 01:22:59,408
- No you don't.
1867
01:22:59,408 --> 01:23:00,176
- Yes, I do.
1868
01:23:00,176 --> 01:23:01,277
I say clink.
1869
01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:02,811
- Well you know.
1870
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,180
Good minds think alike.
1871
01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:05,014
Great, great.
1872
01:23:05,014 --> 01:23:05,981
We're great.
1873
01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:06,815
- Great.
1874
01:23:07,883 --> 01:23:08,717
- Clink.
1875
01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:15,658
Good, good.
1876
01:23:17,126 --> 01:23:18,361
You know I really never thought
1877
01:23:18,361 --> 01:23:20,629
I'd be eating one
of these things.
1878
01:23:20,629 --> 01:23:22,131
- Why not?
1879
01:23:22,131 --> 01:23:24,400
- Well you know, I mean.
1880
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:25,901
Buying hot dogs
from a corner cart
1881
01:23:25,901 --> 01:23:28,271
ain't necessarily the most
sanitary thing in the world.
1882
01:23:28,271 --> 01:23:29,305
You know?
1883
01:23:29,305 --> 01:23:31,274
- Ouch, mood killer.
1884
01:23:31,274 --> 01:23:33,442
- I'm just saying you
know the health department
1885
01:23:33,442 --> 01:23:35,178
probably don't go
around slinging licenses
1886
01:23:35,178 --> 01:23:36,679
to people selling meat products
1887
01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:39,182
on these small infested
streets of L.A., you know.
1888
01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:41,484
- Ouch, mood killer.
1889
01:23:41,484 --> 01:23:43,186
- I'm sorry.
1890
01:23:43,186 --> 01:23:44,753
- That's alright 'cause
this is way too good
1891
01:23:44,753 --> 01:23:46,789
to stop eating it now, right?
1892
01:23:46,789 --> 01:23:47,723
Try with the jalapenos.
1893
01:23:47,723 --> 01:23:48,557
Try the jalapenos.
1894
01:23:48,557 --> 01:23:50,726
- Ooh, that's hot.
1895
01:23:50,726 --> 01:23:51,794
- That's good, right.
1896
01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:54,063
(laughing)
1897
01:23:55,398 --> 01:23:56,999
Oh my God.
1898
01:23:56,999 --> 01:23:58,567
I love it down here.
1899
01:23:58,567 --> 01:23:59,435
- Oh, it's nice.
1900
01:23:59,435 --> 01:24:00,236
I like this.
1901
01:24:00,236 --> 01:24:01,704
- Yeah.
1902
01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:02,638
- It makes it feel like the
east coast a little bit.
1903
01:24:02,638 --> 01:24:03,506
- A little bit.
1904
01:24:03,506 --> 01:24:04,507
I like it.
1905
01:24:04,507 --> 01:24:05,874
It's good.
1906
01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:06,709
Come on.
1907
01:24:09,978 --> 01:24:14,283
Well, I guess my diet's
gone out the window today.
1908
01:24:14,283 --> 01:24:15,518
- [Eric] What you talking 'bout?
1909
01:24:15,518 --> 01:24:17,386
I thought we were
living a little.
1910
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:18,321
- Point well taken.
1911
01:24:18,321 --> 01:24:19,488
- [Eric] Okay.
1912
01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:23,259
- You know, who
knew you could meet
1913
01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:26,195
such a sweetheart
at a gas station?
1914
01:24:27,596 --> 01:24:30,766
- Well I just say thank
God your gas cap was stuck.
1915
01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:33,669
Otherwise I never would
have approached you.
1916
01:24:33,669 --> 01:24:35,204
I was checking you out though.
1917
01:24:35,204 --> 01:24:36,038
- [Allison] Yeah?
1918
01:24:36,038 --> 01:24:37,706
- [Eric] Mhmm, yeah.
1919
01:24:37,706 --> 01:24:38,941
Yeah.
1920
01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:40,176
- Well you know there
is this homeless guy
1921
01:24:40,176 --> 01:24:42,178
I let pump my gas before that,
1922
01:24:42,178 --> 01:24:44,213
and he was a little
heavy on the twisting.
1923
01:24:44,213 --> 01:24:46,081
- Oh well thank you
Joe homeless guy.
1924
01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:47,683
(laughing)
1925
01:24:47,683 --> 01:24:51,920
Otherwise I never would have
met lady at pump number six.
1926
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,857
- Thank you gentleman
at pump number seven.
1927
01:24:54,857 --> 01:24:57,360
Coffee, hot dogs, yogurt.
1928
01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:58,294
- What?
1929
01:24:58,294 --> 01:24:59,762
- I'm a cheap date.
1930
01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:01,297
- Oh no, no.
1931
01:25:01,297 --> 01:25:02,731
- Well wait.
1932
01:25:02,731 --> 01:25:05,901
You couldn't have spent
more than what $20.
1933
01:25:05,901 --> 01:25:08,904
- Actually $21 but
no more than $40.
1934
01:25:10,038 --> 01:25:11,707
But who's counting, right?
1935
01:25:11,707 --> 01:25:12,541
- You are.
1936
01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:14,510
(laughing)
1937
01:25:14,510 --> 01:25:17,746
- Yeah, but the
chemistry's great
1938
01:25:17,746 --> 01:25:20,115
and I'd say that's priceless.
1939
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:22,185
- Indeed it is.
1940
01:25:22,185 --> 01:25:23,018
- Yeah.
1941
01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:26,689
Listen.
1942
01:25:28,424 --> 01:25:29,925
I got probably
less than two weeks
1943
01:25:29,925 --> 01:25:32,395
before I have to go back to work
1944
01:25:32,395 --> 01:25:36,465
and I'd really like
it if we could spend
1945
01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:39,968
maybe every other day
together until then.
1946
01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:42,805
If that's not asking too much.
1947
01:25:42,805 --> 01:25:45,073
- No, it may not be enough.
1948
01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:49,144
(upbeat music)
1949
01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:50,246
* Yeah
1950
01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:52,114
* Ooh
1951
01:25:52,114 --> 01:25:55,418
- [Alex] Honestly, I've
very proud of you, Eric.
1952
01:25:55,418 --> 01:25:58,020
- [Eric] Oh, well
thanks brother.
1953
01:25:58,020 --> 01:26:00,789
- [Man] Hey, what's going on?
1954
01:26:00,789 --> 01:26:03,392
- I wanted to introduce
y'all to my friend, Alex.
1955
01:26:03,392 --> 01:26:04,993
Alex, this is Larry and Big Al.
1956
01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:06,195
- How you doing?
1957
01:26:06,195 --> 01:26:07,863
- These are my boys
from way, way back man.
1958
01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:09,865
- Way back, man,
we been kicking it.
1959
01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:12,235
- [Eric] Hey cuz, I'ma check
with y'all later, alright.
1960
01:26:12,235 --> 01:26:13,469
- Alright, man.
1961
01:26:13,469 --> 01:26:14,937
- Let's go check out
some other folks.
1962
01:26:14,937 --> 01:26:16,372
- Yeah, I'm wondering
where all the white women
1963
01:26:16,372 --> 01:26:18,641
and the cocaine girls
up in here, man.
1964
01:26:18,641 --> 01:26:20,108
Eric's a white
collared brother now,
1965
01:26:20,108 --> 01:26:22,711
so we need some of them
white collared party favors.
1966
01:26:22,711 --> 01:26:23,979
You know what I'm saying?
1967
01:26:23,979 --> 01:26:26,682
- Well, I'll take
the white girls
1968
01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:29,618
and you can keep that cocaine.
1969
01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:31,454
- Man, it was a joke, bruh.
1970
01:26:31,454 --> 01:26:32,388
- Oh yeah, yeah.
1971
01:26:32,388 --> 01:26:33,222
I knew that.
1972
01:26:33,222 --> 01:26:34,056
- You ain't know shit.
1973
01:26:34,056 --> 01:26:34,890
- Deborah.
1974
01:26:34,890 --> 01:26:35,824
- Hey.
1975
01:26:35,824 --> 01:26:36,525
- [Eric] Who's your friend?
1976
01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:37,360
- Bernard, Eric.
1977
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:38,627
Eric, Bernard.
1978
01:26:38,627 --> 01:26:39,962
- Oh, it's good to
meet you, brother.
1979
01:26:39,962 --> 01:26:40,796
- Hi.
1980
01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:42,865
- Oh this is Alex.
1981
01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:44,367
- How you doing?
1982
01:26:44,367 --> 01:26:48,203
- By the way, my boss
hired a white boy.
1983
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:49,472
- Ah.
1984
01:26:49,472 --> 01:26:50,973
- But congratulations
on the new job, Eric.
1985
01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:51,940
That's what's up.
1986
01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:52,775
- Thank you.
1987
01:26:52,775 --> 01:26:53,709
Thank you.
1988
01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:55,711
- So how much is it paying?
1989
01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:58,080
- Oh, what Kim means
is that she's looking
1990
01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:00,449
to advance from her current job.
1991
01:27:00,449 --> 01:27:01,950
- Oh, oh yeah.
1992
01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:03,786
Well, let me get a little
more time under my belt
1993
01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:06,522
and then maybe build some
rapport with the key players
1994
01:27:06,522 --> 01:27:08,691
and I can see if there's
some openings for you.
1995
01:27:08,691 --> 01:27:09,925
- Aw, thank you.
1996
01:27:09,925 --> 01:27:10,993
Thank you.
1997
01:27:10,993 --> 01:27:11,860
- [Eric] Yeah, no problem.
1998
01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:13,462
- Don't forget your boy.
1999
01:27:13,462 --> 01:27:15,864
- Oh yeah, no doubt man.
2000
01:27:15,864 --> 01:27:18,200
Well, it's good
to meet you, man.
2001
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:19,435
- Likewise, brother.
2002
01:27:19,435 --> 01:27:21,437
Y'all keep on
enjoying yourselves.
2003
01:27:21,437 --> 01:27:22,605
Thanks for coming.
2004
01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:23,439
Hey.
2005
01:27:26,108 --> 01:27:27,109
- Cool cats.
2006
01:27:29,077 --> 01:27:31,280
So Kim, you're
still single right?
2007
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,648
- Oh no, no.
2008
01:27:32,648 --> 01:27:33,716
Not my type.
2009
01:27:33,716 --> 01:27:35,050
- [Bernard] Why?
2010
01:27:35,050 --> 01:27:36,419
Too young?
2011
01:27:36,419 --> 01:27:37,753
- No, too broke.
2012
01:27:39,688 --> 01:27:41,023
- You are shameless.
2013
01:27:41,023 --> 01:27:41,857
- What?
2014
01:27:43,826 --> 01:27:45,894
- Now Connie and Jeanine.
2015
01:27:47,195 --> 01:27:49,432
Now with these two
you see right now
2016
01:27:49,432 --> 01:27:51,334
I'm still in the
friendship zone.
2017
01:27:51,334 --> 01:27:55,538
That's only because I brought
up the idea of a threesome.
2018
01:27:55,538 --> 01:27:57,540
I'm still trying though.
2019
01:27:58,574 --> 01:28:01,209
Now if you want, I can cancel.
2020
01:28:01,209 --> 01:28:03,879
Yeah, I mean pick one.
2021
01:28:03,879 --> 01:28:05,213
- I'm good, man.
2022
01:28:06,181 --> 01:28:07,015
You know.
2023
01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:11,387
- Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric.
2024
01:28:11,387 --> 01:28:14,390
You're glowing and it's showing.
2025
01:28:14,390 --> 01:28:17,059
You're still thinking
about this wonderful girl
2026
01:28:17,059 --> 01:28:18,994
you've been ranting and
raving about I guess.
2027
01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:23,265
- Yeah well, I guess that's
why I'm so elated, man.
2028
01:28:24,467 --> 01:28:27,169
- But look, why don't
we just at least
2029
01:28:27,169 --> 01:28:30,839
meet these two beautiful,
beautiful young ladies?
2030
01:28:30,839 --> 01:28:33,008
And while you're still
officially singe, it can't hurt.
2031
01:28:33,008 --> 01:28:36,278
- Yeah well, I doubt
I'll change my mind, man.
2032
01:28:36,278 --> 01:28:38,313
This girl special.
2033
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,314
- Come on.
2034
01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:40,649
Connie, Jeanine.
2035
01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:43,352
Connie.
2036
01:28:43,352 --> 01:28:44,219
- Hi.
2037
01:28:44,219 --> 01:28:45,788
- Hello.
2038
01:28:45,788 --> 01:28:46,789
What's up, beautiful?
2039
01:28:46,789 --> 01:28:47,623
- Thank you.
2040
01:28:47,623 --> 01:28:48,791
- And Jeanine.
2041
01:28:52,661 --> 01:28:55,330
This is the man of the hour.
2042
01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:56,732
My good friend, Eric.
2043
01:28:56,732 --> 01:28:57,966
- Nice to meet you, ladies.
2044
01:28:57,966 --> 01:28:59,034
- Nice to meet you, too.
2045
01:28:59,034 --> 01:29:00,536
- Nice to meet you.
2046
01:29:00,536 --> 01:29:01,970
- Nice place you got here.
2047
01:29:01,970 --> 01:29:04,106
- Oh, it's something you know.
2048
01:29:04,106 --> 01:29:05,307
Whatever.
2049
01:29:05,307 --> 01:29:06,409
- Yeah, how long
have you been here?
2050
01:29:06,409 --> 01:29:08,243
- About two years now.
2051
01:29:09,612 --> 01:29:11,814
- Do you know if there's
any other vacancies
2052
01:29:11,814 --> 01:29:14,082
because we're
looking for a place?
2053
01:29:14,082 --> 01:29:15,217
- Yeah.
2054
01:29:15,217 --> 01:29:16,485
- Oh you're roommates?
2055
01:29:16,485 --> 01:29:20,155
- That's what I was
trying to tell you.
2056
01:29:20,155 --> 01:29:21,590
- Oh okay.
2057
01:29:21,590 --> 01:29:25,494
Well, I can talk to the
manager and see what he says.
2058
01:29:25,494 --> 01:29:26,328
- Okay.
2059
01:29:26,328 --> 01:29:27,162
- Okay.
2060
01:29:28,431 --> 01:29:30,933
- Connie and Jeanine
are budding actresses.
2061
01:29:30,933 --> 01:29:32,601
- And bartenders by night.
2062
01:29:32,601 --> 01:29:34,670
- [Eric] Oh, dope personalities.
2063
01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:36,171
- [Connie] Yeah.
2064
01:29:36,171 --> 01:29:40,809
- Don't have to be a star,
baby, to be in my show.
2065
01:29:40,809 --> 01:29:43,646
- (laughs) Wow.
2066
01:29:43,646 --> 01:29:45,313
- Alex is a nut.
2067
01:29:45,313 --> 01:29:46,782
- [Eric] Yeah.
2068
01:29:46,782 --> 01:29:50,352
- See we like our guys
more tame and submissive.
2069
01:29:54,189 --> 01:29:55,357
- Oh, oh okay.
2070
01:29:56,191 --> 01:29:57,526
Well, oh shoot.
2071
01:29:57,526 --> 01:29:58,527
I'll get it.
2072
01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:02,297
Nice to meet you.
2073
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,234
Hey, come here.
2074
01:30:09,538 --> 01:30:10,639
You smell so good.
2075
01:30:10,639 --> 01:30:11,840
Come on in, come on in.
2076
01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:12,675
- [Allison] You look nice.
2077
01:30:12,675 --> 01:30:13,642
- Thanks.
2078
01:30:13,642 --> 01:30:14,710
Everybody, everybody.
2079
01:30:14,710 --> 01:30:15,978
This is Allison.
2080
01:30:15,978 --> 01:30:16,812
- Hi.
2081
01:30:16,812 --> 01:30:17,646
- How you doing?
2082
01:30:17,646 --> 01:30:18,481
- Hi guys.
2083
01:30:21,283 --> 01:30:22,117
- Wow.
2084
01:30:25,187 --> 01:30:26,021
Wow.
2085
01:30:28,123 --> 01:30:29,758
Small world.
2086
01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,627
- Y'all know each other?
2087
01:30:31,627 --> 01:30:35,130
- [Alex] So this is who
you was so big on, huh?
2088
01:30:35,130 --> 01:30:39,301
I gotta tell you I was expecting
someone a little different.
2089
01:30:39,301 --> 01:30:41,937
- Eric, Alex and I used to date.
2090
01:30:44,673 --> 01:30:47,543
- Oh, is that what
you wanna call it?
2091
01:30:47,543 --> 01:30:50,012
Eric, you know how I get down.
2092
01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:54,550
Dog, I don't mean to burst your
bubble or anything like that
2093
01:30:54,550 --> 01:30:57,352
but I used to beat
it up savagely.
2094
01:30:59,988 --> 01:31:03,592
I'm talking I used
to go gorilla on it.
2095
01:31:03,592 --> 01:31:04,426
Just--
2096
01:31:04,426 --> 01:31:06,394
- I get the point, Alex.
2097
01:31:06,394 --> 01:31:07,796
- But she's cool though.
2098
01:31:07,796 --> 01:31:08,731
Yeah, yeah.
2099
01:31:10,265 --> 01:31:11,266
Very giving.
2100
01:31:13,869 --> 01:31:17,005
It's so funny that I'm
not really surprised.
2101
01:31:17,005 --> 01:31:18,841
You know, you guys
on the same level.
2102
01:31:18,841 --> 01:31:22,077
You know, low
self-esteem and all that.
2103
01:31:23,512 --> 01:31:28,116
Aw, did she try that trick on
you yet with the ice cubes?
2104
01:31:29,451 --> 01:31:30,786
- You know what?
2105
01:31:33,522 --> 01:31:38,260
You truly are one arrogant,
self centered son of a bitch.
2106
01:31:39,628 --> 01:31:44,432
One day you gon' find yourself
in life all alone, too.
2107
01:31:45,601 --> 01:31:48,403
Until that day, you
need to get out.
2108
01:31:48,403 --> 01:31:49,404
- [Alex] Get out?
2109
01:31:49,404 --> 01:31:50,706
- Yeah, get out.
2110
01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:56,712
- You gonna mess up
our friendship over
one mediocre chick?
2111
01:31:56,712 --> 01:32:01,617
- Dog, we not friends and
she's definitely not mediocre.
2112
01:32:02,217 --> 01:32:03,018
Now get out.
2113
01:32:10,893 --> 01:32:11,727
- Okay.
2114
01:32:13,662 --> 01:32:15,163
Excuse me, ladies.
2115
01:32:36,885 --> 01:32:39,221
- You used to date that guy?
2116
01:32:42,858 --> 01:32:44,627
That's so disgusting.
2117
01:32:49,865 --> 01:32:53,101
- This is way too
uncomfortable for me.
2118
01:32:54,169 --> 01:32:55,003
I gotta go.
2119
01:32:55,003 --> 01:32:55,804
I'm sorry.
2120
01:32:56,705 --> 01:32:57,505
Sorry.
2121
01:33:03,178 --> 01:33:05,781
(bright music)
2122
01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:16,491
(knocking on door)
2123
01:33:16,491 --> 01:33:17,760
- Party's over.
2124
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:18,593
Go home.
2125
01:33:24,767 --> 01:33:25,600
- Hey.
2126
01:33:27,202 --> 01:33:28,036
- Allison.
2127
01:33:29,537 --> 01:33:30,372
Hey.
2128
01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:34,409
I didn't expect you back here.
2129
01:33:34,409 --> 01:33:38,580
- Well, I figured you guys
might still be partying
2130
01:33:39,915 --> 01:33:44,186
and I felt guilty about
running out that way.
2131
01:33:44,186 --> 01:33:45,020
- Oh.
2132
01:33:46,088 --> 01:33:49,091
I mean, everybody pretty much
2133
01:33:49,091 --> 01:33:53,996
left not too long after
you, after you walked out.
2134
01:33:53,996 --> 01:33:55,563
It was a pretty awkward moment.
2135
01:33:55,563 --> 01:33:58,533
- Look, I wanna
apologize to you.
2136
01:33:58,533 --> 01:34:00,168
- For what?
2137
01:34:00,168 --> 01:34:02,237
You didn't do anything.
2138
01:34:02,237 --> 01:34:06,074
- For my association
with my former associate.
2139
01:34:09,311 --> 01:34:11,013
I was vulnerable.
2140
01:34:11,013 --> 01:34:12,447
I hit a very low point back then
2141
01:34:12,447 --> 01:34:14,783
when I was dealing with him.
2142
01:34:18,120 --> 01:34:20,122
It was not me, you know.
2143
01:34:25,327 --> 01:34:26,661
- You know what?
2144
01:34:27,830 --> 01:34:30,966
Former and associate
are two good words
2145
01:34:32,835 --> 01:34:36,905
to probably describe my
relationship with him, too.
2146
01:34:36,905 --> 01:34:38,240
I mean, hey you know.
2147
01:34:38,240 --> 01:34:39,908
We met for a reason.
2148
01:34:41,109 --> 01:34:44,847
And I think I can move
on past it if you can.
2149
01:34:46,114 --> 01:34:47,615
- I'm way past it.
2150
01:34:49,051 --> 01:34:53,655
I just I look at it as killing
time until I met the person
2151
01:34:54,823 --> 01:34:56,825
that I really wanted
to spend my time with.
2152
01:34:56,825 --> 01:34:57,659
Hint hint.
2153
01:35:01,563 --> 01:35:03,398
- My thoughts exactly.
2154
01:35:06,534 --> 01:35:09,872
I mean, 'cause every woman
has a dog in her life
2155
01:35:09,872 --> 01:35:11,606
and our mutt is Alex.
2156
01:35:13,776 --> 01:35:17,679
- Alright well, let's
forget about the past
2157
01:35:17,679 --> 01:35:20,015
and move on into the future.
2158
01:35:21,016 --> 01:35:22,017
Cool?
- Cool.
2159
01:35:23,952 --> 01:35:24,920
Cool.
2160
01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:26,521
- Cool.
2161
01:35:26,521 --> 01:35:27,756
- Future it is.
2162
01:35:37,766 --> 01:35:39,601
I'll get that for you.
2163
01:35:47,109 --> 01:35:50,445
You know before we
move into the future,
2164
01:35:52,147 --> 01:35:54,316
I gotta ask you something.
2165
01:35:55,517 --> 01:35:56,351
- Okay.
2166
01:36:01,456 --> 01:36:04,192
- Could you help me
clean this place up?
2167
01:36:04,192 --> 01:36:05,894
- (laughs) Yeah.
2168
01:36:05,894 --> 01:36:07,262
Yes, I can.
2169
01:36:07,262 --> 01:36:09,031
Let go of that first.
2170
01:36:11,033 --> 01:36:12,234
Where are your trash bags?
2171
01:36:12,234 --> 01:36:13,268
- They're in the kitchen.
2172
01:36:13,268 --> 01:36:14,102
- Alright, I'll go.
2173
01:36:14,102 --> 01:36:16,071
- No, I'll get 'em.
2174
01:36:16,071 --> 01:36:17,739
We can get 'em together.
2175
01:36:17,739 --> 01:36:19,374
Come on.
2176
01:36:19,374 --> 01:36:21,609
(upbeat music)
2177
01:36:21,609 --> 01:36:24,112
* Love on a two way street
2178
01:36:24,112 --> 01:36:26,114
* On a two way street
2179
01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:28,483
* Love on a two way street
2180
01:36:28,483 --> 01:36:29,484
* Oh yeah
2181
01:36:29,484 --> 01:36:30,853
* I found, I found
2182
01:36:30,853 --> 01:36:33,721
* Love on a two way street
2183
01:36:33,721 --> 01:36:35,824
* On a two way street
2184
01:36:35,824 --> 01:36:38,593
* Love on a two way street
2185
01:36:38,593 --> 01:36:40,562
* Mm yeah
2186
01:36:40,562 --> 01:36:42,730
* On way
2187
01:36:42,730 --> 01:36:45,934
* You and me we got it special
2188
01:36:45,934 --> 01:36:47,836
* On way
2189
01:36:47,836 --> 01:36:51,006
* Something good
it makes us glow *
2190
01:36:51,006 --> 01:36:52,875
* On way
2191
01:36:52,875 --> 01:36:55,777
* I've been waiting
all day long *
2192
01:36:55,777 --> 01:36:57,245
* On way
2193
01:36:57,245 --> 01:36:59,982
* For you to come home baby
2194
01:36:59,982 --> 01:37:02,817
* Love on a two way street
2195
01:37:02,817 --> 01:37:03,818
* I can't wait
2196
01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:05,553
* It's gonna be on
2197
01:37:05,553 --> 01:37:07,189
* On way
2198
01:37:07,189 --> 01:37:10,592
* In love, you and
I will make a song *
2199
01:37:10,592 --> 01:37:12,094
* On way
2200
01:37:12,094 --> 01:37:15,030
* You sing lead, I'll
take the background *
2201
01:37:15,030 --> 01:37:16,731
* On way
2202
01:37:16,731 --> 01:37:18,666
* And baby I want you to rest
2203
01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:20,235
* While I try my
best to love you *
2204
01:37:20,235 --> 01:37:22,070
* Yeah
2205
01:37:22,070 --> 01:37:24,706
* I found love and
I can't deny it *
2206
01:37:24,706 --> 01:37:26,909
* Love on a two way street
2207
01:37:26,909 --> 01:37:27,876
* Baby it's good
2208
01:37:27,876 --> 01:37:29,277
* I just can't describe it
2209
01:37:29,277 --> 01:37:31,713
* Love on a two way street
2210
01:37:31,713 --> 01:37:34,382
* It seems like every time
we get together it's magic *
2211
01:37:34,382 --> 01:37:36,384
* Love on a two way street
2212
01:37:36,384 --> 01:37:38,753
* Maybe it's lust but
I got to have it *
2213
01:37:38,753 --> 01:37:41,189
* On way
2214
01:37:41,189 --> 01:37:44,759
* It's like every time
you step into a room *
2215
01:37:44,759 --> 01:37:46,194
* On way
2216
01:37:46,194 --> 01:37:49,197
* The man on pause
makes me split jazz *
2217
01:37:49,197 --> 01:37:51,099
* On way
2218
01:37:51,099 --> 01:37:53,301
* Girl I admit I took you in
2219
01:37:53,301 --> 01:37:55,270
* On way
2220
01:37:55,270 --> 01:37:57,572
* You shouldn't
be so damn fine *
2221
01:37:57,572 --> 01:37:58,806
* So damn fine
2222
01:37:58,806 --> 01:38:00,408
* Some day
2223
01:38:00,408 --> 01:38:03,711
* We'll play, we'll
laugh, we'll cry *
2224
01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:05,313
* Some day
2225
01:38:05,313 --> 01:38:08,616
* We gonna have to face
the fact we'll fight *
2226
01:38:08,616 --> 01:38:10,218
* On way
2227
01:38:10,218 --> 01:38:13,221
* I'll be waiting
all night long *
2228
01:38:13,221 --> 01:38:14,990
* On way
2229
01:38:14,990 --> 01:38:18,126
* For you to come
home to me baby *
2230
01:38:18,126 --> 01:38:20,128
* Love on a two way street
2231
01:38:20,128 --> 01:38:22,297
* I found love and
I can't deny it *
2232
01:38:22,297 --> 01:38:25,033
* Love on a two way street
2233
01:38:25,033 --> 01:38:27,235
* Baby it's good I just
can't describe it *
2234
01:38:27,235 --> 01:38:29,771
* Love on a two way street
2235
01:38:29,771 --> 01:38:32,074
* Seems like every time we
get together it's magic *
2236
01:38:32,074 --> 01:38:34,609
* Love on a two way street
2237
01:38:34,609 --> 01:38:36,945
* Maybe it's lust but
I got to have it *
2238
01:38:36,945 --> 01:38:39,681
* Love on a two way street
2239
01:38:39,681 --> 01:38:42,084
* I found love and
I can't deny it *
2240
01:38:42,084 --> 01:38:44,452
* Love on a two way street
2241
01:38:44,452 --> 01:38:45,487
* Baby it's good
2242
01:38:45,487 --> 01:38:46,921
* I just can't describe it
2243
01:38:46,921 --> 01:38:49,124
* Love on a two way street
2244
01:38:49,124 --> 01:38:50,993
* Seems like every time we
get together it's magic *
2245
01:38:50,993 --> 01:38:53,661
* Love on a two
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