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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:15,669 One of the more persistent cliches of the police procedural 2 00:00:15,794 --> 00:00:19,545 is that the new partner always winds up dead. 3 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:24,204 And here I am. 4 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,669 The living embodiment of that trope. 5 00:00:27,067 --> 00:00:30,074 Well, I'm not living any more. 6 00:00:32,591 --> 00:00:34,892 And I'm not a cliche, I hope. 7 00:00:36,247 --> 00:00:37,717 But my story... 8 00:00:38,598 --> 00:00:40,156 well... 9 00:00:40,277 --> 00:00:42,480 it's as old as time itself. 10 00:00:44,864 --> 00:00:49,707 Sync and corrections: minouhse www.addic7ed.com 11 00:01:06,606 --> 00:01:09,059 _ 12 00:01:18,522 --> 00:01:21,374 - Can I come in? - Yes, what are you waiting for? 13 00:01:21,495 --> 00:01:22,895 Hands are full. 14 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:30,518 Hurry up, it's freezing! 15 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:32,250 Here you are. 16 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:37,125 - Have you sugared it? - I put a sweetener in. 17 00:01:37,391 --> 00:01:39,215 - A sweetener? - Yes! 18 00:01:39,336 --> 00:01:43,343 - Do you want Type 2 diabetes? - No, I want two bloody sugars! 19 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:46,460 Trust me to get saddled with Varney the vegan. 20 00:01:46,581 --> 00:01:48,976 I'm only thinking about your blood pressure. 21 00:01:52,844 --> 00:01:56,686 When I did stakeouts with Dobbo, we'd have Red Bulls, 22 00:01:56,807 --> 00:01:59,688 tin of Quality Street full stack of Pringles. 23 00:01:59,809 --> 00:02:01,489 - Each? - Yeah! 24 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,075 You get two good pisses in one of them tubes. 25 00:02:05,604 --> 00:02:07,919 Handy for when you were doing undercover work. 26 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:10,004 That sounds very unsanitary. 27 00:02:11,804 --> 00:02:13,804 Never did me any harm. 28 00:02:16,644 --> 00:02:18,914 I dread to think what you put in the Quality Street tin. 29 00:02:21,597 --> 00:02:23,794 By the way, I'm not a fully paid-up vegan. 30 00:02:23,915 --> 00:02:27,407 I'm more of a flexitarian. I do eat meat about once a month. 31 00:02:28,001 --> 00:02:30,471 Bloody hell, Ronald McDonald. 32 00:02:31,938 --> 00:02:36,479 Hey, did you know, in Uruguay, there's 3.7 cows for every human? 33 00:02:36,884 --> 00:02:39,444 - No, I didn't. - Well, you do now, so... 34 00:02:40,484 --> 00:02:41,884 think on. 35 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:55,049 Brothers and sisters have I none, 36 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:57,599 but that man's father is my father's son. 37 00:02:57,724 --> 00:03:00,119 - Who am I talking about? - You did this one last night. 38 00:03:00,345 --> 00:03:02,087 - Did I? - Yeah. 39 00:03:03,084 --> 00:03:04,524 It's your son. 40 00:03:05,383 --> 00:03:07,370 Oh... Correct. 41 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:14,233 You must miss him. 42 00:03:15,557 --> 00:03:16,991 Who? 43 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,971 Dobson. 44 00:03:21,397 --> 00:03:23,919 We had our fair share of arguments. 45 00:03:26,155 --> 00:03:27,777 He could be a right grumpy bugger. 46 00:03:27,898 --> 00:03:29,578 What, grumpier than... 47 00:03:31,334 --> 00:03:32,734 most coppers? 48 00:03:32,855 --> 00:03:35,884 He was very different to you, put it that way. 49 00:03:38,729 --> 00:03:40,646 - Did you see anyone? - Nah. 50 00:03:41,685 --> 00:03:43,145 I saw a fox. 51 00:03:44,709 --> 00:03:47,420 Heard an owl. Some bats. 52 00:03:47,638 --> 00:03:49,463 Felt like Bill Oddie. 53 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:53,079 Well, no-one's going to be dealing drugs with us sat here in a patrol car, are they? 54 00:03:53,204 --> 00:03:55,767 I thought they used unmarked cars for stakeouts. 55 00:03:55,888 --> 00:03:59,550 We're a deterrent. That's what Control said. 56 00:04:00,997 --> 00:04:03,232 There's been some vandalism, apparently. 57 00:04:03,716 --> 00:04:06,919 Probably just Goths. They come over from Leeds. 58 00:04:07,058 --> 00:04:09,847 You got a copy of the report? I'd quite like to read it. 59 00:04:15,284 --> 00:04:18,519 The one that makes it sells it. The one that buys it never uses it. 60 00:04:18,644 --> 00:04:22,924 The one that uses it never knows that he's using it. What is it? 61 00:04:25,646 --> 00:04:27,061 Say it again. 62 00:04:27,182 --> 00:04:30,239 The one that makes it sells it. The one that buys it never uses it. 63 00:04:30,364 --> 00:04:34,625 The one that uses it never knows that he's using it. What is it? 64 00:04:36,848 --> 00:04:39,367 I don't know. Is it a towel? It's usually a towel. 65 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,648 Nope. Give up? 66 00:04:43,804 --> 00:04:45,204 Yeah. 67 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:47,253 A coffin. 68 00:04:48,111 --> 00:04:49,631 Think about it. 69 00:04:51,338 --> 00:04:54,893 The one that buys it never uses it... Yep. 70 00:04:55,233 --> 00:04:57,484 Yep. It's very clever. 71 00:05:03,007 --> 00:05:04,830 I know hundreds of these, me. 72 00:05:07,237 --> 00:05:08,919 I know you do. 73 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,484 It's 20 years doing this. 74 00:05:14,404 --> 00:05:16,512 You've got to keep your mind occupied. 75 00:05:19,164 --> 00:05:21,844 Keep the dark thoughts at bay. 76 00:05:27,426 --> 00:05:28,872 Excuse me. 77 00:05:38,719 --> 00:05:41,575 Oh, Jesus! What is that? It stinks! 78 00:05:41,696 --> 00:05:44,332 Chicken tikka masala. Do you want some? 79 00:05:44,453 --> 00:05:47,661 No. Could you put the lid on it or eat it outside the vehicle? 80 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:50,272 Always better after a few days. The flavours really come out. 81 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,694 Please, Thomo, I'm really sensitive to smells. 82 00:05:57,684 --> 00:05:59,303 All right, fine. 83 00:06:11,982 --> 00:06:14,142 It's just summat to do, innit? 84 00:06:21,491 --> 00:06:24,411 Did they offer you any counselling after... 85 00:06:26,084 --> 00:06:27,564 what happened? 86 00:06:30,204 --> 00:06:32,684 They did, yeah, but I never went. 87 00:06:33,918 --> 00:06:35,358 Why not? 88 00:06:36,558 --> 00:06:38,078 I don't know, I... 89 00:06:40,404 --> 00:06:41,804 What? 90 00:06:43,365 --> 00:06:44,805 I... 91 00:06:46,704 --> 00:06:48,104 Go on. 92 00:06:50,065 --> 00:06:51,503 I... 93 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:53,919 spy with my little eye... 94 00:06:54,215 --> 00:06:56,335 something beginning with... 95 00:06:57,326 --> 00:06:58,726 S-W. 96 00:07:01,164 --> 00:07:03,870 - Steering wheel. - Yeah, correct. Your go. 97 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:07,949 All right, I've got a game for you. Have you ever played... 98 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,399 FortunatelyUnfortunately? 99 00:07:10,524 --> 00:07:12,559 No. Go on, how do you play? 100 00:07:12,684 --> 00:07:14,799 Well, we tell a story... 101 00:07:15,410 --> 00:07:18,639 and one of us begins every sentence with "fortunately", 102 00:07:18,764 --> 00:07:20,701 and the other one counters it with "unfortunately". 103 00:07:20,822 --> 00:07:23,211 So you might say... 104 00:07:24,126 --> 00:07:26,622 "Fortunately, I won the lottery today." 105 00:07:26,743 --> 00:07:29,319 And I'll say, "Unfortunately, I lost the ticket." 106 00:07:29,444 --> 00:07:32,644 Oh, right, go on. Sounds good. You go first. 107 00:07:33,414 --> 00:07:36,473 Fortunately, I found the ticket in my jeans pocket. 108 00:07:37,998 --> 00:07:42,823 Unfortunately, I'd just washed my jeans, so the ticket was ruined. 109 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:47,064 Fortunately, the newsagent I bought the ticket from had a copy. 110 00:07:47,185 --> 00:07:51,439 Unfortunately, it was the national lottery of Zimbabwe, 111 00:07:51,564 --> 00:07:53,879 so the ticket was worth �3.50. 112 00:07:54,004 --> 00:07:56,830 Fortunately, they flew me to Africa to collect my winnings. 113 00:07:56,951 --> 00:07:58,775 Unfortunately, the plane crashed. 114 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,310 Fortunately, we were washed up on a desert island 115 00:08:01,431 --> 00:08:03,048 with a beautiful native girl. 116 00:08:04,136 --> 00:08:06,863 Unfortunately, she was a cannibal. 117 00:08:06,984 --> 00:08:09,507 Fortunately, she was a vegan cannibal. 118 00:08:09,628 --> 00:08:12,796 Unfortunately, she was a flexitarian vegan cannibal. 119 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:14,639 She ate meat once a month. 120 00:08:14,764 --> 00:08:17,524 Fortunately, my partner came to rescue me. 121 00:08:22,964 --> 00:08:25,484 Unfortunately, my partner was killed. 122 00:08:26,684 --> 00:08:30,209 He had his throat slit right there where you're sitting now. 123 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:33,008 He had a wife and two kids. 124 00:08:34,094 --> 00:08:36,014 Another one on the way. 125 00:08:38,975 --> 00:08:42,215 And I was in a takeaway waiting for poppadums. 126 00:08:49,164 --> 00:08:51,595 Fortunately, you're a strong person and you... 127 00:08:52,822 --> 00:08:55,498 can move on and keep helping others. 128 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,740 Unfortunately, I'm not. 129 00:09:08,364 --> 00:09:10,861 I realise now I should have let you do the fortunatelys. 130 00:09:17,903 --> 00:09:20,915 - I heard he was... - I don't want to talk about it. 131 00:09:34,915 --> 00:09:37,213 _ 132 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:16,387 Excuse me! 133 00:10:16,798 --> 00:10:18,200 Did you not sleep? 134 00:10:18,321 --> 00:10:20,907 No, course not. I'm above a butcher's. 135 00:10:21,801 --> 00:10:23,641 Had the bell going all day. 136 00:10:25,509 --> 00:10:28,884 - Did you? - Yeah, was dead to the world. 137 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:32,261 You've just got to get into a routine. 138 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:36,991 Well, you haven't got teenagers stomping up and down listening to Stormsby. 139 00:10:43,311 --> 00:10:47,345 All right, top five character tropes in police dramas. 140 00:10:47,466 --> 00:10:49,392 The quirky pathologist. 141 00:10:49,513 --> 00:10:52,896 The rookie cop who faints at his first autopsy. 142 00:10:53,271 --> 00:10:56,679 The grizzled boss who's really got a heart of gold. 143 00:10:57,052 --> 00:11:01,139 The maverick loner who wants to solve one last case 144 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:05,399 before he retires. And the new partner who ruffles his feathers, 145 00:11:05,524 --> 00:11:07,354 but ultimately earns his respect. 146 00:11:07,716 --> 00:11:09,229 Very good! 147 00:11:11,144 --> 00:11:12,544 Right... 148 00:11:13,564 --> 00:11:15,399 I'm going for a pee and a look. 149 00:11:51,851 --> 00:11:55,388 Oscar Nine, Oscar Nine from Control. Over. 150 00:11:58,234 --> 00:12:00,159 Control, this is Oscar Nine. Over. 151 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:03,369 Oscar Nine, are you still in position? Over. 152 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:08,454 Control, this is Special Constable Varney. My partner is currently on a comfort break. Over. 153 00:12:08,575 --> 00:12:10,455 Say again? Over. 154 00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:15,079 Constable Thompson is... 155 00:12:15,204 --> 00:12:16,688 going tinkles. Over. 156 00:12:17,906 --> 00:12:21,139 You mean he's having a piss? Over. 157 00:12:21,938 --> 00:12:23,938 That is correct. Over. 158 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:28,757 Oscar Nine, any movement in the suspect's flat? Over. 159 00:12:34,582 --> 00:12:36,332 Not that I can see. Over. 160 00:12:38,805 --> 00:12:42,565 And no unusual activity on the dockside? Over. 161 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:48,689 Negative. It's all quiet. Over. 162 00:12:51,741 --> 00:12:53,719 Well, hold your position in the car park. 163 00:12:53,844 --> 00:12:57,964 We have intel he might be on the move in the next few minutes. Over. 164 00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:00,278 Will do. Out. 165 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,459 Jesus! 166 00:13:12,816 --> 00:13:16,121 It's colder than a polar bear's arsehole out there. 167 00:13:17,238 --> 00:13:19,196 Surprised it didn't come out as ice cubes. 168 00:13:19,317 --> 00:13:21,473 Thomo, what are we actually doing here, exactly? 169 00:13:22,707 --> 00:13:24,469 Well, what do you mean? We're on a stakeout. 170 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:27,434 Is there any particular suspect we're meant to be looking for? 171 00:13:27,804 --> 00:13:29,919 - Why do you ask? - Because I'm a police constable 172 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,801 and I want to know what I'm doing here. 173 00:13:31,922 --> 00:13:33,917 You're a special constable, 174 00:13:34,684 --> 00:13:37,641 which basically means you're the Bez to my Shaun Ryder. 175 00:13:37,762 --> 00:13:41,904 - So we're not meant to be at the docks, then? - Course we're not meant to be at the docks. 176 00:13:42,025 --> 00:13:44,076 Why do you mention docks? 177 00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:46,287 You're twisting my melon, man. 178 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,557 Oscar Nine, Oscar Nine from Control. 179 00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:51,967 Suspect on the move. Can you confirm a sighting? Over. 180 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:57,351 Yes, yes, Control. This is Oscar Nine, we are in pursuit. Over. 181 00:13:57,554 --> 00:14:00,324 Right, get the docks up on your Google maps. 182 00:14:00,445 --> 00:14:02,038 - What's going on? - Just do it! 183 00:14:07,444 --> 00:14:09,199 Control, Control from Oscar Nine. 184 00:14:09,324 --> 00:14:10,759 Request airborne surveillance. 185 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:15,051 The suspect is in camouflage gear and is really hard to spot. Over. 186 00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:18,793 Oscar Nine from Control, request received. Call you back. Out. 187 00:14:18,914 --> 00:14:21,639 - Why are you lying to them? - I'm not lying to 'em. 188 00:14:21,764 --> 00:14:25,269 We're on our way, aren't we? Turn left. 189 00:14:27,675 --> 00:14:30,905 Thomo, I respect your seniority, but you've got to tell me what's going on. 190 00:14:31,026 --> 00:14:34,467 There's meant to be a big drop happening tonight behind the Old Vic warehouses. 191 00:14:34,588 --> 00:14:38,119 16 boxes of angel dust smuggled in some indoor barbecues, apparently. 192 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,553 So why have we been staking out a graveyard?! 193 00:14:40,674 --> 00:14:42,799 Oscar Nine, Oscar Nine from Control. 194 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,573 What is your position? Over. 195 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,999 Control from Oscar Nine, suspect is currently head... 196 00:14:48,124 --> 00:14:51,877 heading south on... Over. 197 00:14:51,998 --> 00:14:54,319 Oscar Nine, you are Romeo One. Say again? 198 00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:56,717 - What are you doing? - Is it left or right? 199 00:14:56,838 --> 00:14:58,284 Left... Right! 200 00:15:00,513 --> 00:15:02,740 Dobbo was buried in that graveyard. 201 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,951 It was his grave that was vandalised. 202 00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:07,885 I wanted to be there in case the fucker came back. 203 00:15:08,006 --> 00:15:09,719 - Why?! - Because I believe whoever did it 204 00:15:09,844 --> 00:15:11,561 was the same one that killed him. 205 00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,256 They're mocking me. 206 00:15:15,146 --> 00:15:17,096 I'm going to go over Welling Bridge. 207 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,443 No, no, no, it says to go through the estate. 208 00:15:19,564 --> 00:15:21,315 What do you mean, it says? It's miles quicker! 209 00:15:21,436 --> 00:15:23,205 No, well, it... it says the bridge is up. 210 00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:26,132 - It's not! I can see it with me own eyes! - Go left. 211 00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:29,244 Ridiculous. 212 00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:33,635 And what if they find out, Thomo? What happens to us? 213 00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:36,310 They're not going to find out, are they? 214 00:15:36,431 --> 00:15:38,064 Cos you're not going to tell 'em. 215 00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:39,730 Are you? 216 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:42,603 - Are you?! - No. 217 00:15:43,804 --> 00:15:47,288 But why didn't you say anything? Don't you trust me? 218 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,357 Fuckin' hell, I think that's him. 219 00:16:03,081 --> 00:16:04,683 Where's me curry? 220 00:16:04,804 --> 00:16:06,569 - I got rid of it! - You what?! 221 00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:09,096 It was three days old! Do you want salmonella? 222 00:16:13,795 --> 00:16:16,836 We're going to get suspended, aren't we? Dereliction of duty. 223 00:16:17,124 --> 00:16:18,684 Yeah, it's him. 224 00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,759 - Right, I'll now approach on foot. - No! 225 00:16:22,884 --> 00:16:24,898 Radio through our position to Control. 226 00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:27,949 Don't worry, I won't do anything stupid. 227 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,630 Thomo, no. 228 00:16:37,016 --> 00:16:39,524 Control, Control, this is Oscar Nine. Over. 229 00:16:40,087 --> 00:16:41,825 Oscar Nine, go ahead. Over. 230 00:16:41,946 --> 00:16:44,649 Control, we are on Hedden Road, we have the subject in our sights. 231 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,555 Maintaining distance. Over. 232 00:16:46,676 --> 00:16:49,337 Oscar Nine, received. Backup on the way. Over. 233 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,298 Control, nothing more. Out. 234 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,834 _ 235 00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:32,756 _ 236 00:17:38,894 --> 00:17:41,644 I'll tell you what, I'm starting my diet on Monday. 237 00:17:41,765 --> 00:17:43,524 I'm knackered. 238 00:17:48,094 --> 00:17:49,504 Where are you? 239 00:17:49,644 --> 00:17:53,119 I'm just behind the containers up the side of dog-shit alley. 240 00:17:53,795 --> 00:17:55,272 Can you see him? 241 00:17:56,654 --> 00:17:58,319 He's having a fag. 242 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,323 Backup's on the way. 243 00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:09,107 You mustn't blame yourself for what happened to DC Dobson. 244 00:18:10,684 --> 00:18:12,639 You could never have stopped it. 245 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,790 It was just one of those things. 246 00:18:15,732 --> 00:18:18,037 I don't need counselling. 247 00:18:22,324 --> 00:18:24,405 At least he was a good cop, though, yeah? 248 00:18:24,526 --> 00:18:26,610 Wasn't on the take, or anything. 249 00:18:28,685 --> 00:18:31,199 Oh, hang on, hang on. Something's happening. 250 00:18:31,324 --> 00:18:34,524 - What? - He's making contact. 251 00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:38,357 I need to get a bit closer. 252 00:18:38,478 --> 00:18:41,724 - Code 10-3 from now on. - Thomo! 253 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,391 Control, Control. This is Oscar Nine. 254 00:18:53,596 --> 00:18:54,996 Urgent call. Over. 255 00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:57,071 Oscar Nine, go ahead. Over. 256 00:18:57,399 --> 00:19:01,682 Shots fired. I say again, shots fired. Where's the backup? Over. 257 00:19:01,803 --> 00:19:05,944 Oscar Nine, backup is two minutes away. Two minutes away. Over. 258 00:19:10,202 --> 00:19:12,959 Oscar Nine, do not approach suspect. 259 00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:14,844 Please acknowledge. Over. 260 00:19:17,244 --> 00:19:19,324 Oscar Nine, acknowledge. Over. 261 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:28,839 Oscar Nine from Control. Instruction: Do not approach suspect. 262 00:19:28,964 --> 00:19:31,879 Backup is on its way. Please acknowledge. Over. 263 00:19:38,692 --> 00:19:41,322 _ 264 00:20:14,117 --> 00:20:17,098 - I got you a chai latte. - Why? 265 00:20:17,764 --> 00:20:20,159 It's important to try new things. 266 00:20:20,284 --> 00:20:23,644 - Is it good for my blood pressure? - Not particularly. 267 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,986 Cheers. 268 00:20:33,341 --> 00:20:35,724 It's like drinking a mince pie. 269 00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:38,294 I thought I'd find you here. 270 00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:42,501 All the others are in the pub celebrating a record haul. 271 00:20:42,622 --> 00:20:45,099 - You had about six pints lined up. - Why me? 272 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:48,527 It was you who took 'em down. Never seen owt like it. 273 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,703 It's a good job you were so quick. 274 00:20:52,187 --> 00:20:54,359 It's because I don't eat Pringles. 275 00:20:54,802 --> 00:20:57,655 Well, I owe you a beer anyway. 276 00:21:00,104 --> 00:21:02,710 Unfortunately, I don't drink alcohol either. 277 00:21:02,831 --> 00:21:06,644 Fortunately, they serve tomato juice. 278 00:21:07,612 --> 00:21:09,972 Unfortunately, special constables are not invited. 279 00:21:10,093 --> 00:21:12,879 Fortunately, you'll soon be offered a promotion. 280 00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,014 Unfortunately, I'll turn it down. 281 00:21:16,964 --> 00:21:20,039 - I'm a bit too long in the tooth for all that. - Well... 282 00:21:20,537 --> 00:21:23,436 you saved my life. Fortunately. 283 00:21:24,044 --> 00:21:26,665 So thank you. 284 00:21:27,964 --> 00:21:30,869 It means I'm going to be sat in here listening to you do riddles again, 285 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,798 - unfortunately. - Correct. 286 00:21:35,364 --> 00:21:37,634 Actually, I'm giving up on all that. 287 00:21:38,134 --> 00:21:40,284 It was just a distraction technique. 288 00:21:42,604 --> 00:21:44,560 I'm starting counselling tomorrow. 289 00:21:45,231 --> 00:21:47,631 And I've been googling yoga classes. 290 00:21:47,752 --> 00:21:50,592 So you've obviously got under my skin. 291 00:21:52,564 --> 00:21:54,048 Trope number five... Tick! 292 00:21:57,758 --> 00:21:59,313 Anything to report? 293 00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:06,197 I thought I saw someone hanging round by the car when I came round the corner. 294 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,509 I didn't see anyone. 295 00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:10,910 Must have been a trick of the light. 296 00:22:12,642 --> 00:22:16,368 I hope you don't mind, but... I was reading your case notes. 297 00:22:18,181 --> 00:22:20,470 You were the last person to see Dobson alive. 298 00:22:22,727 --> 00:22:24,696 I was only gone a few minutes. 299 00:22:26,230 --> 00:22:27,705 Awful. 300 00:22:28,693 --> 00:22:30,880 And you said his grave was vandalised. 301 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:34,924 They dug it up, smashed the lid in. It was horrible. 302 00:22:35,364 --> 00:22:37,523 Do you think whoever did it was looking for something? 303 00:22:37,644 --> 00:22:40,911 God knows. None of it makes any sense. 304 00:22:42,684 --> 00:22:45,884 I believe the murder weapon went missing from forensics. 305 00:22:47,804 --> 00:22:49,204 Did it? 306 00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:52,140 You know it did. 307 00:22:52,284 --> 00:22:53,776 You've got it down there. 308 00:22:53,897 --> 00:22:57,303 - What are you playing at, Thomo? - I don't trust 'em. 309 00:22:58,365 --> 00:23:01,199 Let's just say I wanted a second opinion. 310 00:23:01,709 --> 00:23:03,697 I gave it to a mate of mine who ran some tests on it. 311 00:23:03,818 --> 00:23:07,486 He said it was an antique. A rare Victorian stiletto blade. 312 00:23:07,607 --> 00:23:09,239 And how did that get there, eh? 313 00:23:09,966 --> 00:23:12,438 You can't take the law into your own hands. 314 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,842 It's only been a month. Let them do their job. 315 00:23:16,644 --> 00:23:19,332 Why are you so fucking interested all of a sudden? 316 00:23:19,927 --> 00:23:21,378 I want to help you. 317 00:23:25,524 --> 00:23:27,427 Are you wearing a wire? 318 00:23:27,548 --> 00:23:28,964 What?! 319 00:23:29,404 --> 00:23:32,839 Who are you? I don't even know who you are. 320 00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:37,004 - If you're wearing a wire, I swear to God... - What are you doing? 321 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,759 - Well, go on, show me, then! - There, look! Look! 322 00:23:39,884 --> 00:23:42,431 There! Calm down! 323 00:23:43,372 --> 00:23:45,172 I'm on your side! 324 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,404 Sorry, I just... 325 00:23:50,358 --> 00:23:52,279 I'm not thinking straight. 326 00:23:53,076 --> 00:23:56,225 I've not been sleeping. I keep seeing his face. 327 00:23:56,475 --> 00:23:59,025 - Whose? - Dobbo's. 328 00:24:01,164 --> 00:24:02,853 I can't lay it to rest. I... 329 00:24:03,672 --> 00:24:06,594 At least, coming here, I feel like I'm doing something. 330 00:24:09,409 --> 00:24:10,729 I understand. 331 00:24:12,901 --> 00:24:16,050 And for the record, no, I don't think you killed your partner. 332 00:24:17,377 --> 00:24:21,164 I think it was one of those random acts of violence that we see every day. 333 00:24:23,164 --> 00:24:25,565 Unless you were trying to feed him that three-day-old curry. 334 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:28,492 You cheeky bastard! 335 00:24:32,844 --> 00:24:34,719 Oh, God, it's cold tonight. 336 00:24:35,289 --> 00:24:38,082 Do you want a...teabag? 337 00:24:38,203 --> 00:24:40,279 Nah, I've got me chai latte. 338 00:24:40,404 --> 00:24:42,124 No, hand-warmers. 339 00:24:42,687 --> 00:24:44,879 They heat up when you shake them. 340 00:24:45,004 --> 00:24:46,404 Oh, right. 341 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,244 You're oxidising the iron by producing an exothermic reaction. 342 00:24:56,844 --> 00:24:59,079 I bet this looks bloody suspicious from outside! 343 00:25:01,702 --> 00:25:05,795 I used to have to look out for things like this on Hampstead Heath when I was with the Met. 344 00:25:07,017 --> 00:25:10,199 I remember one time we saw this Mini Cooper with its lights on... 345 00:25:18,164 --> 00:25:21,305 - What was that? - Don't know. Branch, maybe? 346 00:25:33,884 --> 00:25:35,340 Wait there. 347 00:26:28,716 --> 00:26:30,144 Can I come in? 348 00:26:30,351 --> 00:26:32,186 You scared the shit out of me! 349 00:26:32,564 --> 00:26:34,024 Yes! 350 00:26:37,404 --> 00:26:39,013 Did you see anything? 351 00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:40,977 Nothing. 352 00:26:41,098 --> 00:26:42,999 I'm going mad. 353 00:26:43,514 --> 00:26:45,474 I just saw Dobbo again. 354 00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:48,044 He's probably just hungry. 355 00:26:50,164 --> 00:26:51,604 What? 356 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:55,319 What are these the top five tropes of? 357 00:26:56,454 --> 00:26:58,439 They sleep in the daytime. 358 00:26:58,876 --> 00:27:00,923 They won't cross running water. 359 00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:03,939 They have to be invited in. 360 00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:07,157 They can't bear the smell of garlic. 361 00:27:08,709 --> 00:27:10,269 And yes... 362 00:27:12,044 --> 00:27:13,921 we cast no reflection. 363 00:27:14,930 --> 00:27:17,084 I know you didn't kill your partner. 364 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,039 That was me. 365 00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:28,555 Stop! 366 00:28:09,964 --> 00:28:11,721 Come in, my child. 367 00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:14,268 Enjoy your first feed. 368 00:28:17,232 --> 00:28:19,632 An eternity of them await you. 369 00:28:54,284 --> 00:28:58,239 One of the more persistent cliches of the police procedural 370 00:28:58,364 --> 00:29:02,204 is that the new partner always winds up dead. 371 00:29:04,124 --> 00:29:08,319 And here I am. The living embodiment of that trope. 372 00:29:08,444 --> 00:29:11,350 Well... I'm not living any more. 373 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,083 But my story... 374 00:29:15,555 --> 00:29:19,837 well, it's as old as time itself. 375 00:29:20,237 --> 00:29:24,837 Sync and corrections: minouhse www.addic7ed.com 376 00:29:24,887 --> 00:29:29,437 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28523

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