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Dear Walter, I'm glad
you have returned to work.
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Now that you're earning
a wage once more,
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I wonder if you could see your way
to sending me just a little more...
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- I'm off to work.
- So you are still insisting on being
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- a material girl in a material world.
- And why not?
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Because the strike is over, we're
making money. Sit down, relax.
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Walter, I want to work. I enjoy my work.
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I get to meet wonderful people
and help with the community.
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- You'll be running the place soon.
- So maybe I will.
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And you can give up work
and be a househusband.
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Sit home and do nothing and relax?
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No, I don't mean...
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You know what I don't mean,
I don't mean that you do nothing.
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- You.
- What I mean is
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is that it's something that I would
struggle to do, you understand.
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But you know what I can do.
I can cook. That's what I would do.
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I would cook for you.
My wife, my baby, listen.
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Let me, I'll cook.
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What you like? You like fish fingers?
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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- I'd better learn to cook.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, you. Come here, you.
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- Leon!
- Hello.
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Glad I caught you lot.
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I'm gonna see a man about a dog.
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- Are you interested?
- Leon!
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We're not into anything doggy any more.
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This week. What is it?
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I told you, it's a dog.
A litter of pure-breed mastiffs.
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Thought you might want one for Melissa.
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Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mummy!
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- Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy!
- What, in our poky flat?
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You've got a balcony, ain't you?
Never mind.
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Hey, are we still on for tonight?
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- Yeah, I'm doing jerk chicken.
- Lovely. Just like home.
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- Hm.
- Well, suppose I'd better be off.
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These dogs aren't
going to buy themselves.
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Imagine if they could.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- See you safely to work?
- Oh, why, thank you, sir.
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See you.
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Agnes, have you got a minute?
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- Erm, of course.
- Fabulous.
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There's someone you absolutely
have to meet. Yvonne.
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I'd like to introduce you to Agnes.
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I'm actually surprised
you haven't met before.
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- Really?
- Pleasure to meet you.
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It's so exciting.
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I'm sure you'll both get on enormously.
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And why was that be, Jane?
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Well, there's lots of
similarities, aren't there?
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Such as?
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(GIGGLES)
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Oh, my goodness. Lots of things.
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There's a... You're both women.
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Anything else?
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No.
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I see they've got you making the coffee.
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- Yes, I'm happy to do it.
- I'm sure you are, Miss Licky-Licky.
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Shit.
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♪ WAYNE SMITH: Under Me Sleng Teng ♪
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Hey! You are meant to be helping me.
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It is a foolish man that gets a dog
and bites himself.
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Smart dog though. I'm seeing what
you're play at Kerry's birthday.
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Oh. You seem keen
to impress this Kerry here.
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What? No, she's just come to
the garage a couple of times and...
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- Ah! She gives you the twitch.
- Ooh! That's gross.
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Doesn't matter anyway.
She's Don's daughter.
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My boy, you are going
to be meet many fathers.
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Most of them are not going
to like you very much.
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Don's is a good place
to develop your Ninja technique.
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Hey, watch me, like this.
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Yes, I have a job. Kwa-cha!
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And I've never met anyone
like your daughter before.
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Wah-kah-cha! I will be Cupid.
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Woo! Ha-kwa-ha!
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You will be stupid. (GRUNTS)
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Yeah, you won't do that today?
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(LAUGHS) I'm joking. I'm joking.
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- Kobna?
- Mm?
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Tonight I will play soulful songs
to make this Kerry fall in love
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- with even a houseboy, yeah?
- Yeah. Wicked.
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Wicked. Enough with that,
bring my records.
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We are running late.
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♪ WAYNE SMITH: Under Me Sleng Teng ♪
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IRA claimed responsibility
for a suspect package...
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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- (GRUNTS)
- It doesn't look like jerk chicken.
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Well, no not yet. You've got to do
the jerk gravy, haven't you?
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Not sure it's gravy, babe.
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(VACUUM IN DISTANCE)
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(POP MUSIC THROUGH EARPHONES)
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What?
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Mate, if you're pretending to hoover,
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it's a bit, you know, obvious
if you come in here.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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He's a chip off the old block, ain't he?
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♪ DONNA SUMMER: I Feel Love ♪
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Houseboy.
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Ah! Kelly, eh?
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It's Kerry. OK, OK.
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Kobna, speak to her.
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Be confident. Make her smile.
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Gave is over, yeah? (CHUCKLES)
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What, you mean like that?
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Go.
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Otherwise your heart will break
into a thousand tiny pieces.
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Even though you end up as
the best man at their wedding
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and make good friends
with the bride's cousin
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underneath the cake table.
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What?
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It could happen. Go. Speak to her.
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Sorry, can I help you?
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Cos you were staring pretty hard.
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I was looking at her.
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Hi, darling.
Oh, what a lovely-looking lad he is.
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Wait, are you staring at Kerry?
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No. No.
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(LAUGHS)
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Geezer, I'm messing with you.
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Look, me and Kerry just go way back.
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Name's John,
but everyone calls me Barney.
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Kobna.
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- Why do they call you Barney?
- Cos I make the bed rock.
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Uh-uh-uh!
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Come on. Come and say hi.
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Mm. Just like my dear mother's.
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Really?
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Yeah. Full of love
and very little flavour.
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Now, her patties on the other hand,
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like they were filled by Jesus himself,
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- with Saint Peter on pastry duty.
- (CHUCKLES)
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You ever get to see Trinidad, Bagpipes?
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I wish. Love to have seen
more of the world.
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Oh, well, you should come.
Bring Melissa over.
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She'd love it.
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- Tempt you with a trip to paradise?
- Yeah.
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- What's it like?
- Oh, Bagpipes!
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Shiny blue seas, white sands, oh, man.
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Beats spinning blue lights
and white dog pooh here every time.
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- Jerk.
- Sorry?
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More Jack gravy, Leon?
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No. No!
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(It's-It's lovely.)
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♪ ORCHESTRA BAOBAB: Beni Baraale ♪
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You should have made it bigger.
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It is not a tent!
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You know, you are big.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Where is Walter tonight?
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I enjoy how uncomfortable he gets
when the three of us are together.
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(LAUGHTER) He's out shopping.
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Ooh!
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He has a special meal plan for us
tomorrow night.
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Ooh! You have him well-trained though.
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You let him have his own money?
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(LAUGHTER)
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Are you all right, my sister?
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Maybe.
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I can't stop thinking about
this woman at work.
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Mm?
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I've dealt with some rude people
in my time.
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But it cuts deep when it's
another black woman, hm.
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BOTH: Jamaican.
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Hey! That all nonsense.
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My sister, they looked
down upon us Africans.
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I don't know why, sure they are rude.
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They haven't been through
the trials we Africans have.
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Sure, right now, ooh,
I have a pain in my stomach,
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- I just get on with it, don't I, Maria?
- Yes.
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I just get on with it.
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- I don't tell anybody.
- Not a soul.
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Sure, if I am being entirely honest
it's probably very serious.
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- Still, I don't say anything.
- This woman was not lazy,
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but she was so rude.
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Perhaps she just doesn't like you.
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No.
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Tomorrow I will find out
exactly what the problem is.
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(GRUNTS)
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(SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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No, honey, you don't need
the toilet again.
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GIRL: I do, Daddy.
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Thank you, this is lovely.
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Bagpipes, he's great.
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- What's your plan, Leon?
- Honestly, still a bit peckish.
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I might stop and get a
kebab on the way home.
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I meant about Melissa.
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You're not sticking around, are you?
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(LAUGHTER THROUGH BABY MONITOR)
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When I came from Trini, this was
just meant to be a flying visit,
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you know, to see Mum and that,
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and then boom, there's Melissa,
and she is lovely.
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But it just doesn't feel
like home any more.
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"Hello, Mr Crocodile."
"Oh, hello, Bagpipes!"
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I tell you what, Kirs, I'll visit, yeah?
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If that's all right with you.
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Her mum's just down the road.
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Like I'm cool and right. (SIGHS)
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Look, I just don't want to make
promises I can't keep, Kirs.
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Not to her.
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- Good night, darling.
- Good night, Daddy.
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Sleep tight.
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♪ RUN-DMC: King Of Rock ♪
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♪ We're the baddest of the bad ♪
♪ The coolest of the cool ♪
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♪ I'm the DMC ♪
♪ I'm DJ Run, I rock and rule ♪
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And no-one knows this tune in here.
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Oh, my God, Kobna,
I swear you do that at work
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and my dad will hip-hop
his foot up your arse.
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Playing a blinder, Vally.
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Not easy getting my old dear
up and about.
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No, problem, Mr Don.
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Looks like our Kerry's quite taken
with your Velcro.
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No, mean feat.
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Velcro?
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That's what we call Kobna at work.
(CHUCKLES)
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- (RECORD SCRATCHES)
- Aw!
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OK, OK, OK. No problem. No problem.
Don't worry.
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- Hey!
- (CHEERING)
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We may have gotten off
on the wrong foot yesterday.
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I know we were brought together
in less than ideal circumstances.
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But maybe it's a blessing in disguise.
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Disguised so well we could say
it's not a blessing at all.
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I'm not quite entirely sure...
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Look at you two,
getting on like a house on fire.
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- (ALARM)
- Ooh! Ooh!
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OK.
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Everybody, will you just stay
inside the building?
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Is this another hoax?
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Actually, it might be the real deal.
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Suspect device out on the pavement,
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OK, so we can't go outside.
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We need to go to a room
at the back of the building.
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- Expert, are we?
- Common sense.
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Common is right.
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I agree with Agnes.
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Let's keep away from these windows.
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There must be somewhere in the building.
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I know a place. Right.
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(ALARM CONTINUES)
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Happy now?
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Hm!
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And Barney, he just gets me,
you know, and he speaks patois.
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Hey, forget this patois.
You need to learn your Creole.
248
00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:44,823
Well, Creole's boring
and Barney said that he...
249
00:12:44,858 --> 00:12:48,938
Hey, don't talk nonsense and don't
forget where you come from, OK.
250
00:12:51,599 --> 00:12:54,204
How about this Kerry?
You barely mentioned her.
251
00:12:54,498 --> 00:12:56,183
No... (SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE) on me.
252
00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:59,503
You need to put those words back in
your mouth before you Father hears.
253
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:00,817
Hm.
254
00:13:01,298 --> 00:13:03,218
Houseboy. (CHUCKLES)
255
00:13:05,248 --> 00:13:08,253
So, how about this Mr Don?
256
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,063
You like working for him?
257
00:13:11,698 --> 00:13:13,823
He treats you well?
258
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,596
- Respects you?
- Yeah, of course.
259
00:13:17,632 --> 00:13:18,766
Why wouldn't he?
260
00:13:19,336 --> 00:13:21,018
No reason.
261
00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:25,127
Now go to school before
your father chases me
262
00:13:25,163 --> 00:13:27,852
and beats me like he did
when we were boys.
263
00:13:28,694 --> 00:13:29,787
I said go.
264
00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:32,662
OK.
265
00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:35,426
♪ Shout, shout ♪
266
00:13:35,654 --> 00:13:37,695
♪ Let it all out ♪
267
00:13:38,115 --> 00:13:41,903
♪ These are the things
I can do without ♪
268
00:13:42,453 --> 00:13:44,098
Isn't that the truth?
269
00:13:44,141 --> 00:13:45,781
♪ Come on ♪
270
00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:48,183
♪ I'm talking to you ♪
271
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,823
♪ Come on ♪
272
00:13:49,858 --> 00:13:51,463
Are you calling me a coward?
273
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,143
♪ If there's something weird ♪
274
00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:55,207
♪ And it don't look good ♪
275
00:13:55,623 --> 00:13:57,246
♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
276
00:13:57,326 --> 00:13:59,543
Valentine! Hey!
277
00:13:59,578 --> 00:14:02,183
Singing Boy, you are talking sense!
278
00:14:02,218 --> 00:14:04,303
Hey! Mr Don, you're not ready!
279
00:14:04,338 --> 00:14:06,023
(CHUCKLES) Wye-yah!
280
00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:08,378
Hey. (MUTTERS)
281
00:14:10,979 --> 00:14:12,383
Well?
282
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,623
Everyone's hunkered down
under their desks
283
00:14:14,658 --> 00:14:18,048
while Stu makes emergency Toffo
dashes to the vending machine.
284
00:14:18,498 --> 00:14:20,783
I don't understand
why anyone would do this.
285
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,033
I mean, what have we
ever done to the Irish?
286
00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,263
Steal their country?
287
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:25,685
Apart from that!
288
00:14:26,018 --> 00:14:27,903
(PANTING)
289
00:14:27,938 --> 00:14:29,743
Sh. I can't breathe.
290
00:14:29,778 --> 00:14:32,183
Ooh! My eyes have gone all funny.
291
00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:34,421
- I just need...
- A back bone?
292
00:14:34,618 --> 00:14:36,623
Now, Jane, listen.
293
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,183
I need you to breathe for me, OK?
294
00:14:39,218 --> 00:14:41,223
OK. OK.
295
00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:44,503
BOTH: Ooooh! Ooooh!
296
00:14:44,538 --> 00:14:47,543
- Ooooh!
- Ooooh! That's it.
297
00:14:47,578 --> 00:14:50,743
- Ooooh! Ooooh!
- That's it. Keep breathing.
298
00:14:50,778 --> 00:14:52,783
You're doing brilliantly.
299
00:14:52,818 --> 00:14:54,543
Thank you.
300
00:14:54,578 --> 00:14:57,623
Your accent's so soothing, Agnes.
301
00:14:57,658 --> 00:14:59,743
You know...
302
00:14:59,778 --> 00:15:03,023
I've made some okra stew.
303
00:15:03,058 --> 00:15:05,983
- Ooh!
- Cheers, Agnes. Thank God you're here, eh.
304
00:15:06,018 --> 00:15:08,818
Dave, it's not to be eaten in the toi...
305
00:15:10,546 --> 00:15:11,943
Yvonne.
306
00:15:12,982 --> 00:15:14,483
Are you OK?
307
00:15:15,338 --> 00:15:16,898
Irie.
308
00:15:21,258 --> 00:15:22,903
(SIGHS)
309
00:15:22,938 --> 00:15:24,983
(ENGINE SPLUTTERING)
310
00:15:25,018 --> 00:15:27,263
That's it. Don't be mean with the beast.
311
00:15:27,298 --> 00:15:29,218
Right.
312
00:15:31,058 --> 00:15:32,903
Hey, Mr Don-Don!
313
00:15:32,938 --> 00:15:35,103
- How are you?
- Good. Good.
314
00:15:35,138 --> 00:15:38,383
Could I take a moment of your time
to talk about Carrot?
315
00:15:39,118 --> 00:15:40,223
Carrot?
316
00:15:40,258 --> 00:15:42,303
Kobna. We call him that at home,
317
00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,543
because sometimes he eats his carrots,
318
00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:46,383
and other times he does not.
319
00:15:46,418 --> 00:15:48,023
We find it very funny.
320
00:15:48,058 --> 00:15:49,823
Right.
321
00:15:49,858 --> 00:15:52,554
You could call him
Carrot here if you like.
322
00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:54,021
No, he's got a nickname.
323
00:15:54,297 --> 00:15:55,503
Velcro.
324
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,263
What is this Velcro?
325
00:15:57,298 --> 00:16:00,463
It's sort of like a
sticky tape for clothes.
326
00:16:00,499 --> 00:16:02,214
So Kobna's hair is sticky?
327
00:16:02,318 --> 00:16:04,363
No, no, no, it's, erm...
328
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:07,583
It's not sticky,
it's got sort of like... like teeth.
329
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:10,103
- So Kobna's hair has teeth?
- No, no, it's curly.
330
00:16:10,138 --> 00:16:12,543
And you call everybody
with curly hair "Velcro"?
331
00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:15,223
No, no, just Kobna,
cos-cos-cos, erm, cos,
332
00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:17,343
well, cos his air is, er...
333
00:16:17,378 --> 00:16:19,544
It's cos he's black.
334
00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:24,463
Am I being a bit racist, Valentine?
335
00:16:24,498 --> 00:16:26,503
Mm, a tiny bit.
336
00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:28,543
Oh, bollocks.
337
00:16:28,578 --> 00:16:29,926
Poor little kid.
338
00:16:30,618 --> 00:16:32,281
Why do you think I should call him?
339
00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:34,651
- What about Kobna?
- No.
340
00:16:34,687 --> 00:16:35,549
Carrot?
341
00:16:35,585 --> 00:16:37,623
I'm not being funny, mate,
we can't call him that.
342
00:16:38,008 --> 00:16:40,013
Oh, I know. Erm...
343
00:16:40,049 --> 00:16:42,209
No, it's worse than Velcro.
344
00:16:43,218 --> 00:16:45,263
Do you mind if
I run some names past you?
345
00:16:45,298 --> 00:16:47,583
- It will be a pleasure, Mr Don.
- All right.
346
00:16:47,618 --> 00:16:50,098
But I must warn you, I have been
white a very long time.
347
00:16:51,618 --> 00:16:54,423
- Chocolate biscuit?
- You see this is what I'm talking about.
348
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:55,832
Do you want a chocolate biscuit?
349
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:57,463
- OK.
- I'm gonna make a cup of tea.
350
00:16:57,498 --> 00:16:59,238
Oh, yes. Yes. You have Digestives?
351
00:16:59,274 --> 00:17:01,013
- Yeah, course I have.
- Mr Don-Don!
352
00:17:07,378 --> 00:17:09,338
♪ CYNDI LAUPER: True Colors ♪
353
00:17:37,698 --> 00:17:39,943
I wonder what they're doing out there.
354
00:17:39,978 --> 00:17:41,943
Do you think there'll be sexy firemen?
355
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,023
There's bound to be a sexy someone.
356
00:17:44,058 --> 00:17:46,263
- (ALARM RINGS)
- Oh, that is it!
357
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,983
I can't take this no more.
358
00:17:48,018 --> 00:17:49,863
No.
359
00:17:49,898 --> 00:17:52,903
You and your alarm,
you're not doing this to my head.
360
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,343
This, no. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
361
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,143
- Shut up! Shut up!
- (ALARM STOPS)
362
00:17:57,178 --> 00:17:59,183
(SIGHS)
363
00:17:59,218 --> 00:18:02,023
Here. Oh, Jesus Christ!
364
00:18:02,058 --> 00:18:03,703
Leave me alone, woman!
365
00:18:03,738 --> 00:18:05,383
What is your problem?
366
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:09,583
- Says my problem.
- You know, I didn't want to believe them,
367
00:18:09,618 --> 00:18:12,663
but I'm starting to think
my aunties were right.
368
00:18:12,698 --> 00:18:15,263
You don't like me because I'm African.
369
00:18:15,298 --> 00:18:17,983
Oh, and there it is.
370
00:18:18,427 --> 00:18:22,423
If you don't like one African,
then you must hate them all.
371
00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:25,463
It couldn't be that
you're just not very likeable.
372
00:18:25,498 --> 00:18:26,940
I like you, Agnes.
373
00:18:26,976 --> 00:18:29,503
Thank you, Jane,
but I'm dealing with a bigot.
374
00:18:29,538 --> 00:18:31,143
Bigot? You say you're Africans?
375
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,223
You go on like your shit not stink.
376
00:18:33,258 --> 00:18:35,332
Yeah, well,
at least we have a little class.
377
00:18:35,368 --> 00:18:36,325
Class?
378
00:18:36,361 --> 00:18:39,743
As your classily while away the day
scratching up your batty hole.
379
00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:42,343
Well, at least we know what
a toothbrush looks like.
380
00:18:42,378 --> 00:18:44,343
I'll show you what a
back foot look like.
381
00:18:44,378 --> 00:18:46,503
(SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE)
382
00:18:46,538 --> 00:18:49,183
What? Speak English,
you blouse and skirt!
383
00:18:49,218 --> 00:18:52,223
(SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE)
384
00:18:52,258 --> 00:18:54,383
You chatting voodoo again?
385
00:18:54,613 --> 00:18:56,653
Ladies, this is silly.
386
00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,298
You two of all people
shouldn't be fighting.
387
00:19:02,378 --> 00:19:04,103
And why would that be did, Dave?
388
00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:07,503
Well, come on I mean,
you're both black, right.
389
00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:09,583
You're basically the same.
390
00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:14,463
- He didn't just say...
- What you think he said? I believe so.
391
00:19:14,499 --> 00:19:16,944
- You want to go first.
- After you.
392
00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:22,183
So, Chinese people and Japanese people
393
00:19:22,218 --> 00:19:23,943
are the same to you, Dave?
394
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:25,823
No, of course not.
395
00:19:25,859 --> 00:19:29,539
I mean, there's Bruce Lee
and there's Mr Miyagi.
396
00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:32,663
No.
397
00:19:32,698 --> 00:19:35,383
It's my turn, Yvonne. My turn.
398
00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:37,543
The English and the German.
399
00:19:37,578 --> 00:19:39,383
Are they the same?
400
00:19:39,714 --> 00:19:42,834
Oh, no, now that is racist.
401
00:19:54,658 --> 00:19:55,996
You all right?
402
00:19:57,161 --> 00:19:58,423
Don't get upset.
403
00:19:58,715 --> 00:20:00,720
What, is it? Melissa and Dean OK?
404
00:20:00,948 --> 00:20:02,343
Leon's gone.
405
00:20:03,025 --> 00:20:06,103
- What a twat.
- Language, Timothy.
406
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,716
I'm not upset for me.
407
00:20:08,178 --> 00:20:10,223
She had a dad and now he's gone.
408
00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:14,177
It's like a Disney film written
by Stephen King.
409
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,642
Read the letter.
410
00:20:19,661 --> 00:20:20,946
Hello Kirsty,
411
00:20:20,982 --> 00:20:22,663
if you're reading this, I've gone.
412
00:20:22,698 --> 00:20:23,791
Nob.
413
00:20:25,096 --> 00:20:27,976
I'll enclose my address so you
and Melissa can get hold of me.
414
00:20:28,012 --> 00:20:29,063
Same goes for Bagpipes.
415
00:20:29,098 --> 00:20:31,578
- Yeah, you'll be lucky, mate.
- Just-Just read it.
416
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,479
You're both doing an amazing job.
417
00:20:37,515 --> 00:20:39,635
A job I couldn't do.
418
00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:43,010
I see the people you've
put around Melissa.
419
00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:46,663
Strong, hard-working people.
420
00:20:48,098 --> 00:20:49,983
Caring and kind people...
421
00:20:50,018 --> 00:20:52,298
♪ STEVIE WONDER:
I'll Be Loving You Always ♪
422
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,178
(SIGHS)
423
00:20:58,484 --> 00:21:00,569
Hey! You hungry?
424
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,863
People who are afraid to stand up
for what's right...
425
00:21:03,898 --> 00:21:05,943
- Uh-uh.
- No?
426
00:21:06,853 --> 00:21:11,161
Then you've managed to get someone
who has all those qualities.
427
00:21:14,058 --> 00:21:16,238
- Bagpipes.
- Mm.
428
00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:21,703
Tell him that seeing
how he is with Melissa
429
00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:23,778
has made leaving easier.
430
00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:26,978
That sounds strange, I know.
431
00:21:28,258 --> 00:21:31,143
When Melissa told her teacher
I wasn't her dad,
432
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,183
she was right.
433
00:21:33,997 --> 00:21:35,218
I'm not.
434
00:21:36,585 --> 00:21:38,350
Bagpipes is.
435
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,898
(SNIFFS) What are those?
436
00:21:43,938 --> 00:21:45,493
Adoption form.
437
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,063
Well, say something.
438
00:21:50,898 --> 00:21:52,869
So, I'll be her dad.
439
00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:54,623
Her-Her real dad.
440
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,067
- Mm-hm.
- Her real dad.
441
00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:02,143
So I've got to get her
one of those mastiffs.
442
00:22:02,178 --> 00:22:04,223
(BOTH LAUGH)
443
00:22:04,258 --> 00:22:06,538
♪ STEVIE WONDER:
I'll Be Loving You Always ♪
444
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:19,291
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