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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,413 --> 00:00:18,830 [JOE] Love, 2 00:00:18,831 --> 00:00:21,208 this is why you're not for me. 3 00:00:21,209 --> 00:00:22,584 [BELLS TINKLING] 4 00:00:22,585 --> 00:00:24,754 Once upon a time, I believed in love. 5 00:00:25,421 --> 00:00:28,340 Sure, I'd been hurt before, but I'd learned from that, 6 00:00:28,341 --> 00:00:31,218 and I wanted to fight for a fresh start. 7 00:00:31,219 --> 00:00:33,179 The real thing this time. 8 00:00:34,222 --> 00:00:35,722 So, boy meets girl, 9 00:00:35,723 --> 00:00:38,141 boy knows this is a something special, and he thinks, 10 00:00:38,142 --> 00:00:42,021 "Let me do everything I can to make this right". 11 00:00:43,147 --> 00:00:45,190 So, I did. 12 00:00:45,191 --> 00:00:46,566 [PHONE BUZZES] 13 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:47,943 [WOMAN GRUNTS] 14 00:00:47,944 --> 00:00:49,444 [JOE] I was brave. 15 00:00:49,445 --> 00:00:50,697 I was vulnerable. 16 00:00:51,572 --> 00:00:53,366 I won her the old-fashioned way. 17 00:00:55,284 --> 00:00:57,495 I tried to do everything right 18 00:00:58,246 --> 00:00:59,746 for her. 19 00:00:59,747 --> 00:01:02,417 I knew you have to do anything for love. 20 00:01:03,192 --> 00:01:04,359 So I did. 21 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,377 [LOW THUD] 22 00:01:05,378 --> 00:01:06,962 I did whatever I had to, 23 00:01:06,963 --> 00:01:08,381 whatever it took. 24 00:01:09,007 --> 00:01:11,008 I love you, Joe. 25 00:01:11,009 --> 00:01:12,592 I love you too. 26 00:01:12,593 --> 00:01:15,220 I heard about you and Candace. 27 00:01:15,221 --> 00:01:16,888 You know, I thought we were pretty happy, 28 00:01:16,889 --> 00:01:18,641 but she thought she could be happier with... 29 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:20,767 some guy in Rome, so... 30 00:01:20,768 --> 00:01:23,479 It's just how she left so suddenly... 31 00:01:24,022 --> 00:01:27,357 [JOE] But she did not trust me. 32 00:01:27,358 --> 00:01:30,177 So she started asking questions about the past. 33 00:01:30,178 --> 00:01:31,194 Candace? 34 00:01:31,195 --> 00:01:33,197 I think they dated. 35 00:01:34,057 --> 00:01:35,073 Oh, they did. 36 00:01:35,074 --> 00:01:37,743 But I can't say I was shocked when it didn't work out. 37 00:01:37,744 --> 00:01:38,995 Who's Elijah? 38 00:01:40,204 --> 00:01:41,238 Give me my phone, Joe. 39 00:01:41,239 --> 00:01:42,944 [JOE] He's not your brother, I know that. 40 00:01:42,945 --> 00:01:44,499 [CANDACE] I don't love you. 41 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:45,500 I never have. 42 00:01:47,962 --> 00:01:51,340 [JOE] She started digging for stuff that should have stayed buried. 43 00:01:53,676 --> 00:01:55,135 I picked wrong. 44 00:01:55,136 --> 00:01:56,179 I made mistakes. 45 00:01:56,763 --> 00:01:57,763 [GLASS BREAKS] 46 00:01:58,598 --> 00:02:01,058 - Love had made me blind. - [BECK] Joe! 47 00:02:01,059 --> 00:02:02,976 - [JOE] And now... - Joe! 48 00:02:02,977 --> 00:02:04,603 ... love turned to poison. 49 00:02:04,604 --> 00:02:05,980 [BECK] Tell me I'm crazy. 50 00:02:07,065 --> 00:02:08,316 Tell me you didn't... 51 00:02:09,317 --> 00:02:10,860 kill Peach. 52 00:02:12,178 --> 00:02:13,236 [BECK SOBS] 53 00:02:13,237 --> 00:02:15,323 Tell me you didn't kill Peach. 54 00:02:16,407 --> 00:02:20,535 [JOE] And when love dies, it really hurts. 55 00:02:20,536 --> 00:02:22,455 - The bottom line is... - [THUD] 56 00:02:24,582 --> 00:02:25,792 she couldn't love me back. 57 00:02:29,087 --> 00:02:30,170 [BECK SCREAMS] 58 00:02:30,171 --> 00:02:31,963 And our love died. 59 00:02:31,964 --> 00:02:33,174 I thought that was the end. 60 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:35,218 A sad story. 61 00:02:37,011 --> 00:02:40,055 A broken heart I'd have to heal from to love again. 62 00:02:40,056 --> 00:02:41,264 [BELLS TINKLING] 63 00:02:41,265 --> 00:02:44,352 But no, there was more hurt in store. 64 00:02:48,172 --> 00:02:49,189 Candace. 65 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:52,110 I think we have some unfinished business to talk about. 66 00:02:52,944 --> 00:02:53,944 Yeah. 67 00:02:54,695 --> 00:02:56,823 [JOE] And so I realize this is what I get 68 00:02:57,448 --> 00:02:58,907 for trying so hard. 69 00:02:58,908 --> 00:03:00,325 I can't love again. 70 00:03:00,326 --> 00:03:03,037 I can't risk it. It's too dangerous. 71 00:03:03,788 --> 00:03:06,790 The only fresh start is a start 72 00:03:06,791 --> 00:03:07,874 without love. 73 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:08,875 [WOMAN] Cut! 74 00:03:08,876 --> 00:03:11,838 We're gonna go again from the top. Quickly. 75 00:03:12,713 --> 00:03:13,713 Nice. 76 00:03:14,215 --> 00:03:16,716 Print that. We're gonna go again from the top. 77 00:03:16,717 --> 00:03:18,135 [JOE] This... 78 00:03:18,136 --> 00:03:19,637 is what it's come to. 79 00:03:20,263 --> 00:03:21,472 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 80 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:24,391 ["HAPPY MAN" BY JUNGLE PLAYING] 81 00:03:24,392 --> 00:03:25,976 ♪ I'm a troubled man ♪ 82 00:03:25,977 --> 00:03:28,270 ♪ Changed by the things I do ♪ 83 00:03:28,271 --> 00:03:30,273 ♪ True, but it's funny how ♪ 84 00:03:31,399 --> 00:03:34,068 [JOE] Love has taken me to dark places. 85 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:37,446 But Los Angeles... 86 00:03:38,573 --> 00:03:40,741 has gotta be as dark as it gets. 87 00:03:41,951 --> 00:03:44,786 When you're running from someone who thinks they know you, 88 00:03:44,787 --> 00:03:47,330 the best place to hide is a city they think you hate 89 00:03:47,331 --> 00:03:49,082 because, well, I do. 90 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:50,292 [WOMAN] Hi, gorgeous people! 91 00:03:50,293 --> 00:03:52,169 Just wanna say thank you. Wow. 92 00:03:52,170 --> 00:03:53,588 Three million followers? 93 00:03:54,255 --> 00:03:57,340 I'm honestly choked up thinking about how much I love each... 94 00:03:57,341 --> 00:04:01,052 [JOE] I'm closing my heart, like an out-of-business bookstore, 95 00:04:01,053 --> 00:04:03,930 and I'm here for the moment where everyone is too into themselves 96 00:04:03,931 --> 00:04:05,473 to ever connect with another person. 97 00:04:05,474 --> 00:04:08,059 It's the worst city in the world and the last place I wanna be, 98 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:09,228 and that's perfect. 99 00:04:09,937 --> 00:04:11,146 It's temporary. 100 00:04:11,147 --> 00:04:15,067 Regroup, get some cash together, figure out next moves, go. 101 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:17,110 Never look back. 102 00:04:17,111 --> 00:04:19,488 It's a chance to get back to who I really am: 103 00:04:20,114 --> 00:04:22,157 - a quiet guy... - [KEYPAD BEEPING] 104 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:24,743 ... who just wants to lead a quiet life. 105 00:04:24,744 --> 00:04:25,870 [GATE BUZZES] 106 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:35,087 [JOE] I've done time in uglier cages. 107 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:38,131 Welcome. I'm Delilah. 108 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:39,674 Will Bettelheim. Nice to meet you. 109 00:04:39,675 --> 00:04:41,384 Your credit came back sparkling, Will. 110 00:04:41,385 --> 00:04:42,510 Oh, good, good. 111 00:04:42,511 --> 00:04:44,638 But I looked you up. You're not on the socials. 112 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:46,264 Like, at all. 113 00:04:46,265 --> 00:04:48,516 Thought you might be some kind of freak. 114 00:04:48,517 --> 00:04:51,102 Just not great at keeping up with that stuff. 115 00:04:51,103 --> 00:04:54,065 Do you not keep up with brushing your teeth? 116 00:04:54,649 --> 00:04:56,942 [CHUCKLING] I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Okay. 117 00:04:56,943 --> 00:04:59,611 I just have this vacancy on the first floor. 118 00:04:59,612 --> 00:05:02,822 - Do you wanna see it? It's bigger. - I like the second floor. 119 00:05:02,823 --> 00:05:03,990 It's quieter. 120 00:05:03,991 --> 00:05:04,991 All right. 121 00:05:05,534 --> 00:05:07,744 So rent's due on the third, 122 00:05:07,745 --> 00:05:09,872 No loud music after ten. 123 00:05:10,748 --> 00:05:12,040 Two pet limit. 124 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:15,752 And don't cook meth in your kitchen. 125 00:05:15,753 --> 00:05:16,796 You got it. 126 00:05:20,383 --> 00:05:23,330 You can keep the furniture if you want or just let me know 127 00:05:23,331 --> 00:05:24,970 and we can have someone take it out. 128 00:05:24,971 --> 00:05:27,890 The last tenant kind of left in a hurry, so... 129 00:05:28,599 --> 00:05:30,685 hopefully it'll be better luck for you. 130 00:05:31,435 --> 00:05:34,562 I'm in number one if you need anything. 131 00:05:34,563 --> 00:05:35,563 That sounds great. 132 00:05:36,065 --> 00:05:38,442 All right. See ya. 133 00:05:42,697 --> 00:05:43,697 [DOOR CLOSES] 134 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:46,742 [JOE] Home sweet prison. 135 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,086 It's uncomfortable, all of this. 136 00:05:58,004 --> 00:05:59,630 But that's good, I'm detoxing. 137 00:06:00,172 --> 00:06:01,716 Detox should be uncomfortable. 138 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,010 I've left so much behind. 139 00:06:05,052 --> 00:06:08,054 And I know there's a side of me 140 00:06:08,055 --> 00:06:09,639 that I let get out of control, 141 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,809 and now controlling is everything. 142 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:14,477 But, that said, 143 00:06:14,478 --> 00:06:16,396 cold turkey leads to rebound, 144 00:06:16,397 --> 00:06:17,731 leads to heartbreak, 145 00:06:17,732 --> 00:06:19,232 if not crime scenes, 146 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:21,902 and posthumous best sellers. 147 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:24,530 Addiction management is key. 148 00:06:25,489 --> 00:06:26,614 Ten minutes a day. 149 00:06:26,615 --> 00:06:28,742 Do not fixate on any one person. 150 00:06:28,743 --> 00:06:30,785 Do not get involved, do not even look them up, 151 00:06:30,786 --> 00:06:33,788 because I know I can get swept up. 152 00:06:33,789 --> 00:06:35,791 - [GUN FIRES] - But that's not happening. 153 00:06:36,709 --> 00:06:38,669 This is a fresh start. 154 00:06:41,213 --> 00:06:43,215 [OPENING MUSIC PLAYING] 155 00:06:47,553 --> 00:06:48,804 [JOE] In my dreams... 156 00:06:49,388 --> 00:06:50,388 Beck's alive. 157 00:06:51,349 --> 00:06:53,558 She forgives me for everything I did. 158 00:06:53,559 --> 00:06:56,269 She apologizes for everything she did. 159 00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:58,063 And she says, "Don't worry, 160 00:06:58,064 --> 00:06:59,106 Candace is gone. 161 00:07:00,191 --> 00:07:01,233 Forever". 162 00:07:02,151 --> 00:07:03,486 But then I wake up... 163 00:07:04,195 --> 00:07:05,279 and remember. 164 00:07:06,364 --> 00:07:09,199 I think we have some unfinished business to talk about. 165 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,201 Okay. 166 00:07:10,785 --> 00:07:13,286 Okay, let's go somewhere 167 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:15,789 and we can sit and talk. 168 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:17,916 As long as it's nice... 169 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:19,085 and public. 170 00:07:25,966 --> 00:07:27,592 Are you gonna tell me what you want? 171 00:07:27,593 --> 00:07:29,536 I'm craving French fries. 172 00:07:29,537 --> 00:07:30,553 Candace... 173 00:07:30,554 --> 00:07:33,724 - Hi. What can I get for you? - Fries, please, a side of ranch. 174 00:07:34,308 --> 00:07:36,101 Vanilla milkshake. 175 00:07:36,102 --> 00:07:37,186 You want anything, bunny? 176 00:07:38,396 --> 00:07:40,522 - No. - [SERVER] Okay. 177 00:07:40,523 --> 00:07:41,565 I'll be right back. 178 00:07:45,361 --> 00:07:48,488 I want you to know I want it to stay gone. 179 00:07:48,489 --> 00:07:49,989 I mean, you sure thought I was dead 180 00:07:49,990 --> 00:07:51,950 or you wouldn't have just left me there, right? 181 00:07:51,951 --> 00:07:54,452 I was prepared to count my blessings and never come back. 182 00:07:54,453 --> 00:07:55,870 That's not how any of it happened. 183 00:07:55,871 --> 00:07:57,623 So, anyways, there I am, 184 00:07:58,124 --> 00:07:59,707 in a new town, 185 00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:01,001 a new girl, 186 00:08:02,086 --> 00:08:04,045 and I walk into this store, 187 00:08:04,046 --> 00:08:05,423 and there's this book... 188 00:08:06,507 --> 00:08:08,926 by a woman named Guinevere... 189 00:08:10,302 --> 00:08:11,302 Beck. 190 00:08:14,098 --> 00:08:16,350 You did it again, didn't you? 191 00:08:18,185 --> 00:08:19,937 What do you want, Candace? 192 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:24,483 To kill you with my bare hands. 193 00:08:26,610 --> 00:08:27,695 I'm kidding. [SCOFFS] 194 00:08:28,654 --> 00:08:29,738 I could never. 195 00:08:30,948 --> 00:08:34,952 I'm gonna go to the cops, and I'm gonna tell them everything. 196 00:08:36,912 --> 00:08:38,581 Nope, sorry, not that either. 197 00:08:39,748 --> 00:08:40,916 Too easy on you. 198 00:08:51,719 --> 00:08:52,802 [JOE] People. 199 00:08:52,803 --> 00:08:54,387 People are predictable. 200 00:08:54,388 --> 00:08:56,556 I cannot afford to be predictable. 201 00:08:56,557 --> 00:08:58,225 My life depends on that. 202 00:08:58,976 --> 00:09:01,686 But love, love is what kept me open, 203 00:09:01,687 --> 00:09:04,898 alive, different, real. 204 00:09:04,899 --> 00:09:08,234 And I also can't afford to do love, so you see my dilemma. 205 00:09:08,235 --> 00:09:10,236 Lady, how many photos does it take? Come on. 206 00:09:10,237 --> 00:09:12,572 Are you like, "Lady, come on. 207 00:09:12,573 --> 00:09:13,908 How many photos does it take?" 208 00:09:14,658 --> 00:09:17,328 Crazy thing is, she never posts any of them. 209 00:09:17,870 --> 00:09:20,288 That's, like, gotta be a diagnosis, right? 210 00:09:20,289 --> 00:09:23,166 [JOE] Precocious, unsupervised kid who thinks she's not a kid. 211 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:25,418 Ms. Strauss secretly has six chihuahuas 212 00:09:25,419 --> 00:09:26,879 so she walks them in shifts. 213 00:09:27,463 --> 00:09:28,506 And you? 214 00:09:29,465 --> 00:09:31,467 You are Will Bettelheim, 215 00:09:32,009 --> 00:09:33,092 LA newbie. 216 00:09:33,093 --> 00:09:34,469 Yeah, that's me. 217 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:35,887 [JOE] Who is protecting her? 218 00:09:35,888 --> 00:09:38,388 No, no, she is not my problem. 219 00:09:38,389 --> 00:09:39,682 What's your Insta? 220 00:09:39,683 --> 00:09:41,267 Or do you only have a Finsta? 221 00:09:41,268 --> 00:09:42,978 - I'm a little behind the times. - Clearly. 222 00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:46,190 Anyway, I'm @Ellie-Eyeballs. 223 00:09:48,692 --> 00:09:49,692 So... 224 00:09:50,361 --> 00:09:51,444 you have a girlfriend yet? 225 00:09:51,445 --> 00:09:52,987 [JOE] Holy shit. 226 00:09:52,988 --> 00:09:54,948 Ellie, how old are you? Like 14? 227 00:09:54,949 --> 00:09:56,199 Fifteen. 228 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,493 Basically 16, so... 229 00:09:58,494 --> 00:10:01,037 [JOE STAMMERING] No, she's not my problem. 230 00:10:01,038 --> 00:10:02,330 It was nice to meet you. 231 00:10:02,331 --> 00:10:03,331 Cool. 232 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,083 Manners. 233 00:10:05,084 --> 00:10:06,834 [WOMAN] Thank you so much for stopping by. 234 00:10:06,835 --> 00:10:08,962 [MAN] I appreciate being the first call. 235 00:10:08,963 --> 00:10:11,173 So Delilah, she's not a hooker. 236 00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:13,244 It's what you're thinking, right? 237 00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:15,843 Yeah, no, she's a reporter, 238 00:10:15,844 --> 00:10:17,011 that guy's a publicist, 239 00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:18,840 and he just paid some crazy kill fee 240 00:10:18,841 --> 00:10:21,391 to not run something about someone famous. 241 00:10:21,392 --> 00:10:23,518 - It's sick, she's a genius. - [DELILAH] Ellie? 242 00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:25,144 No harassing the tenants. 243 00:10:25,145 --> 00:10:26,896 I'm not. We're old friends. 244 00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:28,982 Well, you're late for school, smart-ass. 245 00:10:28,983 --> 00:10:30,817 [JOE] Too young to be Ellie's mom. 246 00:10:30,818 --> 00:10:33,111 Is that my shirt? That's my fucking shirt. 247 00:10:33,112 --> 00:10:35,238 - How many times... ? - [JOE] Sisters. 248 00:10:35,239 --> 00:10:38,950 Can you please not wear that to school and destroy it, please? 249 00:10:38,951 --> 00:10:41,369 [JOE] If Delilah counts as parental supervision, 250 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:44,247 - it explains everything. - It looks hotter on me, though. 251 00:10:44,248 --> 00:10:46,749 Cool story. Any day now. 252 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:50,204 [JOE] Note to self: steer clear of their entire red flag galaxy. 253 00:10:50,205 --> 00:10:51,205 Hey. 254 00:10:53,132 --> 00:10:54,841 You lay a finger on her, 255 00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:57,885 and I will vivisect your individual scrotums. 256 00:10:57,886 --> 00:10:58,971 She's a kid. 257 00:11:03,684 --> 00:11:05,143 [JOE] In Los Angeles, 258 00:11:05,144 --> 00:11:07,895 grocery stores aren't just a place you buy carrots, 259 00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:10,898 they're a pristine, non-GMO Disneyland, 260 00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:13,359 and king among these is Anavrin. 261 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,069 Come for the spring lettuce mix, 262 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:16,863 stay for the perfect life that could be yours 263 00:11:16,864 --> 00:11:19,450 if you spend enough and quit gluten, you fucking asshole. 264 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,245 And yeah, obviously, Anavrin is... wait for it... 265 00:11:23,829 --> 00:11:25,497 "nirvana" spelled backwards. 266 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:30,210 [MAN] So, no experience at all in sorting or bagging perishables? 267 00:11:31,503 --> 00:11:33,172 [JOE] Well, I'm a quick study. 268 00:11:35,549 --> 00:11:37,050 It's a coveted job. 269 00:11:37,051 --> 00:11:39,552 Yeah, all the casting directors shop here. 270 00:11:39,553 --> 00:11:41,430 - So... - Oh, I'm not an actor. 271 00:11:42,723 --> 00:11:45,016 Okay, let me xerox some photo ID 272 00:11:45,017 --> 00:11:47,310 and I'll call you ASAP and I'll let you know. 273 00:11:47,311 --> 00:11:49,021 Sure thing, ID. 274 00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:52,982 Damn. 275 00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:55,861 - I know... I know I brought it. I just... - Are you reading that? 276 00:11:56,362 --> 00:11:57,487 Re-reading. 277 00:11:57,488 --> 00:12:00,198 It feels like it gets more relevant every day, right? 278 00:12:00,199 --> 00:12:02,284 How... so? 279 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,663 Oh, this guy's struggle trying to get past his mistakes, you know? 280 00:12:06,664 --> 00:12:09,248 I don't like to get political, but I will say 281 00:12:09,249 --> 00:12:11,752 our world is done for if we don't think about that. 282 00:12:12,336 --> 00:12:13,379 How to be better. 283 00:12:14,004 --> 00:12:16,881 - I can't believe you just did that. - Did... ? 284 00:12:16,882 --> 00:12:19,968 Made a Russian novel sound like something I'd want to read. 285 00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:24,390 Uh, I don't mean to spring this on you... 286 00:12:24,932 --> 00:12:26,809 Ever thought about working in a bookstore? 287 00:12:30,145 --> 00:12:33,190 [SIGHS] We've been having a time moving product. 288 00:12:33,857 --> 00:12:36,401 You know, I thought with this whole hacking democracy thing, 289 00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:39,153 people would be like, "Yeah, I wanna read some Russian stuff. 290 00:12:39,154 --> 00:12:40,514 What's up with that place?" But... 291 00:12:41,573 --> 00:12:43,157 they're intimidated, you know? 292 00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:45,452 Hm, there's nothing to be intimidated by. 293 00:12:46,078 --> 00:12:48,539 It's human experience. It's universal. 294 00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:53,026 [JOE] I think I just felt my soul come back into my body. 295 00:12:53,027 --> 00:12:54,043 I love it. 296 00:12:54,044 --> 00:12:55,295 You sound like such a... 297 00:12:55,921 --> 00:12:56,921 a reader. 298 00:12:57,881 --> 00:13:00,216 Maybe it's 'cause it's my favorite thing to do. 299 00:13:00,217 --> 00:13:01,426 That... 300 00:13:01,427 --> 00:13:02,427 and... 301 00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:05,012 recommending the perfect book. 302 00:13:05,013 --> 00:13:06,181 Can you start tomorrow? 303 00:13:07,891 --> 00:13:10,643 - [STAMMERING] Yeah. - Perfect. Let's get you an apron. 304 00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:12,353 [JOE] A new apron? 305 00:13:12,354 --> 00:13:13,354 Joy. 306 00:13:26,185 --> 00:13:27,560 [JOE] Hello... 307 00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:28,619 you. 308 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,872 No, fuck, no, I'm not doing that. 309 00:13:30,873 --> 00:13:33,583 I'm not gonna try to figure out who you are, 310 00:13:33,584 --> 00:13:35,752 why you look so concerned 311 00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:38,380 about the state of that heirloom tomato. 312 00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:44,135 - Oh, did I get you? Are you okay? - It's okay. 313 00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:45,888 [JOE] You have a way with people. 314 00:13:47,514 --> 00:13:48,599 They just like you. 315 00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:52,269 Your shirt is faded, but fresh. 316 00:13:53,562 --> 00:13:55,563 You like to take care of things. 317 00:13:55,564 --> 00:13:58,566 Your shoes are clean, but more. 318 00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,903 You walk in a town where nobody walks. 319 00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:06,741 I won't say hello. I'll accidentally bump into you. 320 00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:09,494 You'll never even know I was here. 321 00:14:09,495 --> 00:14:10,496 [WOMAN] Excuse me? 322 00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:14,261 Do you think this peach looks like a butt? 323 00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,752 There is no wrong answer. 324 00:14:17,753 --> 00:14:20,046 It looks a little like a butt, yeah. 325 00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:21,047 Right? 326 00:14:22,341 --> 00:14:24,675 Hm. Thank you. 327 00:14:24,676 --> 00:14:26,427 [JOE] Are you flirting? 328 00:14:26,428 --> 00:14:28,805 I'd like to think you are, but it's just... I can't. 329 00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:30,599 I should also inform you that... 330 00:14:32,351 --> 00:14:35,478 all peaches look like butts. 331 00:14:35,479 --> 00:14:36,855 [JOE] I should walk away. 332 00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:39,190 Oh, yes. 333 00:14:39,858 --> 00:14:42,652 Well, thank you for your honesty. 334 00:14:42,653 --> 00:14:45,530 I might go out on a limb and suggest that... 335 00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:48,908 bell peppers can be extremely vaginal depending on how you cut them. 336 00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:52,578 I hadn't noticed that, but I definitely will now. Thank you. 337 00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:53,664 Yeah, no problem. 338 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,332 Were you following me? 339 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,333 [JOE] Shit. 340 00:14:57,334 --> 00:14:58,584 Well, I mean... 341 00:14:58,585 --> 00:15:01,546 [JOE] Truth. That is what will shut this down, truth. 342 00:15:01,547 --> 00:15:03,089 Not initially, but then yes. 343 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,715 I was, completely. 344 00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:05,843 I am sorry... 345 00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:07,969 if I seem skeevy. 346 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,303 No. 347 00:15:09,304 --> 00:15:11,055 I mean, you might've... 348 00:15:11,056 --> 00:15:13,350 if you looked like a skeeve, which... 349 00:15:14,184 --> 00:15:16,478 I guess is me saying, good choice... 350 00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:18,939 showering today. 351 00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:20,982 Good. 352 00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:22,483 I debated, so... 353 00:15:22,484 --> 00:15:23,484 Hm. 354 00:15:25,237 --> 00:15:26,237 All right. 355 00:15:26,947 --> 00:15:27,947 Oh! 356 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:29,783 You work here? 357 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:32,660 The apron. 358 00:15:33,704 --> 00:15:34,704 Oh, yeah. 359 00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:38,082 Will. I just started in the cafe. 360 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,877 Me too, um, I uh... I manage the kitchen. 361 00:15:40,878 --> 00:15:43,170 I do most of the buying for the store. 362 00:15:43,171 --> 00:15:45,048 I was just shopping for my dinner. 363 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:48,302 Anyway, sorry. Love. [CHUCKLES] 364 00:15:48,886 --> 00:15:49,970 It's my name, I mean. 365 00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:52,847 - [JOE] No. - Cool. It's nice to meet you, Love. 366 00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:54,599 [JOE] No way. 367 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,600 Yeah. 368 00:15:56,518 --> 00:15:58,895 I'll see you in the break room then, Will. 369 00:15:58,896 --> 00:15:59,897 [LOVE CHUCKLES] 370 00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:07,529 [JOE] No, not biting. 371 00:16:08,113 --> 00:16:09,906 I'm not that guy anymore, 372 00:16:09,907 --> 00:16:11,908 and I don't think I ever will be again. 373 00:16:11,909 --> 00:16:12,909 I can't be. 374 00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:16,246 Love, you are not for me. 375 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,210 [DOG BARKS IN THE DISTANCE] 376 00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:26,422 [JOE] Mooney's Rare and Used, this is not. 377 00:16:26,423 --> 00:16:30,301 But hey, who needs Cervantes when you've got chakra clearing? 378 00:16:30,302 --> 00:16:32,219 Ralph Waldo Emerson? No. 379 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:35,306 Reading the Akashic records? Full shelf. 380 00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:37,224 This is gonna be harder than I thought. 381 00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:39,518 But this is the only safe place for me right now. 382 00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:42,147 [CANDACE] No offense, you look like you're ready to puke. 383 00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:45,983 Just tell me what you want. 384 00:16:45,984 --> 00:16:47,777 I'm getting to it. 385 00:16:47,778 --> 00:16:48,904 [SERVER] Here you go. 386 00:16:53,742 --> 00:16:56,203 Now you really look like you're gonna puke. 387 00:16:59,581 --> 00:17:00,749 Sorry, excuse me. 388 00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:11,802 Mmm. 389 00:17:17,182 --> 00:17:18,225 [WHISPERING] Shit. 390 00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:36,617 [JOE] At least when I'm here, it's less about the people, 391 00:17:36,618 --> 00:17:38,286 more about the books. 392 00:17:38,829 --> 00:17:39,829 [MAN] Excuse me. 393 00:17:41,248 --> 00:17:42,541 Yeah, how can I help? 394 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,417 How can you help? 395 00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:46,003 Yeah. Um... 396 00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:49,256 Can you tell me if this Carl Jung book is vegan? 397 00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:52,091 Uh, if the... if the book is... 398 00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:54,051 New here, huh? 399 00:17:54,052 --> 00:17:57,014 Yeah, your apron is, like, very fresh. 400 00:17:58,849 --> 00:18:01,726 [JOE] Does everyone in LA walk around like they own the place? 401 00:18:01,727 --> 00:18:03,562 You got me. I just started this week. 402 00:18:04,396 --> 00:18:06,606 The books are made from trees. 403 00:18:07,524 --> 00:18:09,010 I'm pretty sure those are vegan. 404 00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:10,735 I'm just messing with you, old sport. 405 00:18:10,736 --> 00:18:12,278 - [FORTY CHUCKLES] - Forty. 406 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:13,279 - Calvin. - Hey. 407 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,156 Did you tell our new friend Will here 408 00:18:15,157 --> 00:18:17,533 that it was Vegan Author Month at the cafe? 409 00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:20,536 I will get Will on the right page. 410 00:18:20,537 --> 00:18:21,663 I know you will. 411 00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:23,247 Will... 412 00:18:23,874 --> 00:18:26,208 I think you are gonna do really well here. 413 00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:27,877 I like your whole look. 414 00:18:27,878 --> 00:18:29,796 It's very, um... I've-read-a-book. 415 00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:32,632 - Calvin... - [CALVIN CLEARS THROAT] 416 00:18:38,055 --> 00:18:39,305 So that's... 417 00:18:39,306 --> 00:18:41,933 Forty's parents own the place, obviously. 418 00:18:42,851 --> 00:18:44,602 Shit. He was being cool just now, 419 00:18:44,603 --> 00:18:46,353 but if he comes back and it's still wrong... 420 00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:48,356 I got it. Don't worry, Calvin. 421 00:18:49,399 --> 00:18:50,734 Watch the register. 422 00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:55,404 Hi. 423 00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:59,201 Let me guess. Hurricane Forty? 424 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:02,203 Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 425 00:19:02,204 --> 00:19:03,204 Don't worry. 426 00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:06,040 He almost never actually fires anyone. 427 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,626 You know how some people are, like, starring in their own movie? 428 00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:10,253 Well, his... 429 00:19:10,962 --> 00:19:13,631 is about a hilarious misunderstood genius 430 00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:15,133 working with idiots. 431 00:19:15,884 --> 00:19:17,843 Right, one of those. 432 00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:18,844 [LOVE CHUCKLES] 433 00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,014 What? Do... 434 00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:23,766 Do I have something? 435 00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:25,927 No, I was just trying to figure out what your movie is. 436 00:19:27,479 --> 00:19:28,995 Oh, I think it might be the one 437 00:19:28,996 --> 00:19:30,789 where the woman gets the guy in trouble at work 438 00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,292 for slacking off. 439 00:19:33,151 --> 00:19:35,612 I'm sorry, I got to go. Thank you, though. 440 00:19:52,671 --> 00:19:54,339 [JOE] I cannot let you in. 441 00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:00,554 Are you running away from me? 442 00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:04,432 What? No. 443 00:20:05,058 --> 00:20:06,601 I feel like you are. 444 00:20:13,191 --> 00:20:14,651 - I don't think... - Don't think. 445 00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:22,868 [BOTH MOANING QUIETLY] 446 00:20:28,903 --> 00:20:31,531 We have about six minutes, which I think we can make that work. 447 00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,008 You like that? 448 00:20:40,969 --> 00:20:42,429 Now say, "I like that, Love". 449 00:20:43,889 --> 00:20:45,599 I like that... Love. 450 00:20:51,271 --> 00:20:52,439 It's just you... 451 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,191 and me. 452 00:20:56,443 --> 00:20:58,904 [INDIE POP MUSIC PLAYING] 453 00:21:08,955 --> 00:21:10,331 What's wrong? 454 00:21:10,332 --> 00:21:11,332 I don't do this. 455 00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:12,833 Not anymore. 456 00:21:17,756 --> 00:21:19,131 [JOE] I don't fantasize 457 00:21:19,132 --> 00:21:21,550 to some impossible version 458 00:21:21,551 --> 00:21:23,220 of a woman I barely know. 459 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:24,971 It's not good. 460 00:21:25,722 --> 00:21:26,722 No. 461 00:21:30,852 --> 00:21:34,021 [JOE] It's hard to have a fresh start, Love, 462 00:21:34,022 --> 00:21:36,024 when the past is on your mind. 463 00:21:38,568 --> 00:21:39,611 [CAB HONKS] 464 00:21:44,783 --> 00:21:45,783 Thank you. 465 00:21:47,118 --> 00:21:48,495 [PHONE BUZZING] 466 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:54,000 Hang on one second. 467 00:21:55,570 --> 00:21:56,610 Hello? 468 00:21:56,611 --> 00:21:59,046 [CANDACE] You don't think I have your fucking number? 469 00:21:59,047 --> 00:22:01,674 I'm not interested in seeing you dead, Joe. 470 00:22:01,675 --> 00:22:02,675 Truly. 471 00:22:03,385 --> 00:22:06,637 Or turning you in because, best-case, you go to prison forever. 472 00:22:06,638 --> 00:22:08,431 - I'm hanging up. - I wouldn't. 473 00:22:09,391 --> 00:22:12,935 See, you'd go to prison as you. 474 00:22:12,936 --> 00:22:16,940 You'd sit there for the rest of your life thinking you're a good man. 475 00:22:17,565 --> 00:22:20,068 I'm gonna show you who you really are. 476 00:22:20,735 --> 00:22:21,820 And when you see it... 477 00:22:22,404 --> 00:22:24,530 you'll beg me to turn you in. 478 00:22:24,531 --> 00:22:27,866 It's gonna be really fun fucking destroying you. 479 00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:29,077 And I deserve that. 480 00:22:29,661 --> 00:22:31,121 Candace, listen to me. 481 00:22:31,955 --> 00:22:33,372 You're insane! 482 00:22:33,373 --> 00:22:34,874 Yeah, I figured you'd say that. 483 00:22:36,209 --> 00:22:37,668 I'll see you soon. 484 00:22:37,669 --> 00:22:39,837 It doesn't take a genius to hunt someone 485 00:22:39,838 --> 00:22:42,339 if you really, really want to. 486 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,260 You see, that's another thing I learned from you. 487 00:22:44,926 --> 00:22:46,093 Bye, Joe. 488 00:22:46,094 --> 00:22:47,262 [PHONE BEEPS] 489 00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:59,231 [JOE] I'm getting paranoid. 490 00:22:59,232 --> 00:23:02,192 There's no way she found me so soon. 491 00:23:02,193 --> 00:23:03,402 There's no way. 492 00:23:03,403 --> 00:23:05,404 I won't let Candace get in my head. 493 00:23:05,405 --> 00:23:07,907 That's what crazy people do, make you crazy. 494 00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:22,087 Who asked you to film me? 495 00:23:22,088 --> 00:23:23,088 No one. 496 00:23:26,426 --> 00:23:27,718 It's just for fun. 497 00:23:27,719 --> 00:23:28,928 [JOE] Not a good liar. 498 00:23:29,679 --> 00:23:30,680 I'm not mad. 499 00:23:32,724 --> 00:23:33,975 Just give me the phone. 500 00:23:39,589 --> 00:23:40,647 [PHONE SHATTERS] 501 00:23:40,648 --> 00:23:41,649 [ELLIE GASPS] 502 00:23:43,068 --> 00:23:44,361 [JOE SIGHS] 503 00:23:44,986 --> 00:23:46,696 You asshole. 504 00:23:47,906 --> 00:23:49,824 I was making a movie for school. 505 00:23:52,243 --> 00:23:53,243 Ellie. 506 00:23:54,896 --> 00:23:55,913 [JOE] Shit. 507 00:23:55,914 --> 00:23:57,414 Just a grown man 508 00:23:57,415 --> 00:23:59,792 who put a hand on a teenaged girl. 509 00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:01,919 All good, as long as I fix it. 510 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,545 Which I... 511 00:24:03,546 --> 00:24:07,257 will do right after I fix another thing I've gotta fix first. 512 00:24:07,258 --> 00:24:10,136 Fuck, I'm starting to believe in cosmic punishment, Love. 513 00:24:10,845 --> 00:24:12,805 Not just punishment, 514 00:24:12,806 --> 00:24:13,807 actual death. 515 00:24:14,599 --> 00:24:15,600 If LA is hell, 516 00:24:16,351 --> 00:24:19,938 surely the Hollywood DMV is the Ninth Circle. 517 00:24:22,607 --> 00:24:24,650 Hi, I need a driver's license. 518 00:24:24,651 --> 00:24:26,945 - ID and proof of residence? - Yep, it's all there. 519 00:24:31,533 --> 00:24:33,076 [KEYS CLACKING] 520 00:24:37,247 --> 00:24:38,288 Is everything okay? 521 00:24:38,289 --> 00:24:39,374 Slow system. 522 00:24:40,959 --> 00:24:43,961 - [CONTINUES TYPING] - [WOMAN] That is completely unacceptable. 523 00:24:43,962 --> 00:24:45,546 [MAN] Ma'am, come up to the window, please. 524 00:24:45,547 --> 00:24:47,339 [WOMAN] Just wait, I'll fix this. 525 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:49,299 [JOE] I know that voice. 526 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:50,802 [CLEARS THROAT] Sir? 527 00:24:51,469 --> 00:24:52,886 This woman has an appointment. 528 00:24:52,887 --> 00:24:54,433 Just like I just had an appointment. 529 00:24:54,434 --> 00:24:55,956 You just helped me five seconds ago. 530 00:24:56,891 --> 00:24:58,577 [JOE] What are the chances? 531 00:24:58,578 --> 00:25:01,061 She has to come back with somebody that can speak whatever she speaks. 532 00:25:01,062 --> 00:25:03,272 [LOVE] Arabic? I mean, it's pretty common. 533 00:25:03,273 --> 00:25:05,399 Excuse me, does anybody speak Arabic? 534 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,567 - Anyone? - I can. 535 00:25:06,568 --> 00:25:07,861 Thank you, sir, please. 536 00:25:08,486 --> 00:25:10,697 Come here. Nobody's gonna skip you, right? 537 00:25:12,282 --> 00:25:13,575 Thank you, everyone. 538 00:25:18,955 --> 00:25:20,414 See? 539 00:25:20,415 --> 00:25:22,459 Someone who can help. Wasn't that hard to ask. 540 00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:24,711 Some people, huh? 541 00:25:26,171 --> 00:25:27,921 Okay, this is all in order. 542 00:25:27,922 --> 00:25:29,840 You'll step over there to take the written test. 543 00:25:29,841 --> 00:25:31,676 Okay, thank you. 544 00:25:34,929 --> 00:25:36,805 Will. Kismet, right? 545 00:25:36,806 --> 00:25:38,308 I mean, what are the chances? 546 00:25:38,850 --> 00:25:40,184 I don't always... 547 00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:41,435 cause a scene. 548 00:25:41,436 --> 00:25:43,061 [LAUGHING] I promise. 549 00:25:43,062 --> 00:25:44,898 That was pretty impressive. 550 00:25:45,773 --> 00:25:48,358 Good, because I actually frequently do cause a scene. 551 00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,778 Well, I have to take this test. 552 00:25:52,197 --> 00:25:54,440 Well, you got this. Here. 553 00:25:58,286 --> 00:25:59,286 For luck. 554 00:26:01,331 --> 00:26:03,291 [EMPLOYEE] Next in line, please step forward. 555 00:26:05,835 --> 00:26:08,504 [JOE] Are you really who you seem to be? 556 00:26:08,505 --> 00:26:11,465 Could anyone be that light and fearless? 557 00:26:11,466 --> 00:26:13,717 You know, I didn't because I promised myself I wouldn't, 558 00:26:13,718 --> 00:26:16,721 but now it would be weird not to, right? 559 00:26:20,767 --> 00:26:22,518 You're kidding me. 560 00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:25,103 Are you the only woman in Los Angeles 561 00:26:25,104 --> 00:26:27,439 not showing off for strangers? 562 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,568 Speaks well of you, but does make it trickier. 563 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,950 [JOE] Unfortunately, I know exactly what I need to do. 564 00:26:52,799 --> 00:26:53,925 [CAR HONKS] 565 00:27:02,225 --> 00:27:03,267 Ellie. 566 00:27:03,268 --> 00:27:05,562 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 567 00:27:07,772 --> 00:27:08,772 It's a new phone. 568 00:27:09,524 --> 00:27:10,650 Since it's my fault you... 569 00:27:12,944 --> 00:27:13,944 It's a little upgrade. 570 00:27:14,737 --> 00:27:16,488 You'll be making movies on the thing, right? 571 00:27:16,489 --> 00:27:18,532 [JOE] Cost a chunk of my rent, 572 00:27:18,533 --> 00:27:20,659 and the more money I need, the longer I stay, 573 00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:22,787 but one problem at a time. 574 00:27:23,788 --> 00:27:25,915 I guess that's Ellie for "thank you". 575 00:27:29,085 --> 00:27:30,502 I didn't mean to scare you. 576 00:27:30,503 --> 00:27:31,962 You didn't. 577 00:27:31,963 --> 00:27:33,505 Of course not. 578 00:27:33,506 --> 00:27:35,341 I'm sorry, anyway. 579 00:27:35,967 --> 00:27:38,803 I was trying to do this whole vérité thing. 580 00:27:39,637 --> 00:27:42,390 You know, like, you see Tangerine? 581 00:27:45,602 --> 00:27:47,085 I thought you were, like... 582 00:27:47,086 --> 00:27:48,103 hip. 583 00:27:48,104 --> 00:27:50,439 Honestly, I'm more of a book guy. 584 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,568 Why are you robbing your eyeballs of all things that are good? 585 00:27:54,861 --> 00:27:55,861 Tell you what... 586 00:27:56,529 --> 00:27:58,906 I'm making you a list. 587 00:27:59,532 --> 00:28:03,827 Like, how do you even function in a world without art? 588 00:28:03,828 --> 00:28:06,079 Don't say you get it in books. Books take too long. 589 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,374 I'll make you a deal. You make me that list... 590 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,126 I'll make you a list. 591 00:28:10,627 --> 00:28:12,586 Nothing long. I have a life. 592 00:28:12,587 --> 00:28:13,587 Okay. 593 00:28:14,756 --> 00:28:16,883 Oh, my God, this bitch's feed is so fake. 594 00:28:19,427 --> 00:28:20,761 How do you know? 595 00:28:20,762 --> 00:28:22,013 How... how do you know... 596 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,723 that it's, uh... 597 00:28:24,515 --> 00:28:25,615 it's... it's fake? 598 00:28:26,517 --> 00:28:29,227 Uh, I'm an American and I'm 15. 599 00:28:29,228 --> 00:28:30,438 Why do you ask? 600 00:28:31,397 --> 00:28:33,608 I thought you were too good for the internets. 601 00:28:35,485 --> 00:28:37,028 Actually, I'm thinking of joining. 602 00:28:37,987 --> 00:28:40,364 I'm just a private person. 603 00:28:40,365 --> 00:28:41,407 Well, so am I. 604 00:28:42,450 --> 00:28:45,495 It's why my page is about my work, not my dumb face. 605 00:28:47,121 --> 00:28:48,121 See? 606 00:28:51,459 --> 00:28:53,002 - Can I... ? - Yeah. 607 00:28:57,674 --> 00:28:58,966 This is great. 608 00:28:59,884 --> 00:29:00,968 Yeah, I know. 609 00:29:02,637 --> 00:29:04,639 God, you really need a sensei, don't you? 610 00:29:06,015 --> 00:29:07,141 Are you offering to help? 611 00:29:08,101 --> 00:29:09,601 What's in it for me? 612 00:29:09,602 --> 00:29:10,728 [JOE CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 613 00:29:11,729 --> 00:29:12,729 I'll owe you one. 614 00:29:13,773 --> 00:29:14,773 That'll work. 615 00:29:16,109 --> 00:29:20,446 Okay, first thing to know about being authentic and actually cool... 616 00:29:21,406 --> 00:29:24,408 feeds that aren't lame help people understand you. 617 00:29:24,409 --> 00:29:26,869 But don't overshare, like, your breakfast. 618 00:29:27,453 --> 00:29:29,413 Unless, I don't know, is breakfast your brand? 619 00:29:29,414 --> 00:29:31,123 I don't know that I have a brand. 620 00:29:31,124 --> 00:29:32,417 It's not that deep. 621 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,627 [ELLIE] Your brand could be, like... 622 00:29:35,628 --> 00:29:38,004 you have good taste in whatever 623 00:29:38,005 --> 00:29:39,632 your thing is. 624 00:29:40,466 --> 00:29:43,093 So go places, look, 625 00:29:43,094 --> 00:29:44,970 - if it's interesting, take a pic. - [SHUTTER CLICKS] 626 00:29:44,971 --> 00:29:47,764 Don't filter, don't hashtag. 627 00:29:47,765 --> 00:29:49,100 Hashtags are thirsty. 628 00:29:49,767 --> 00:29:53,020 That's literally the handbook to being dope in a sea of basic losers. 629 00:29:53,646 --> 00:29:55,523 Which... most people are. 630 00:29:56,065 --> 00:29:58,442 Just lean into your thing, Will. 631 00:29:58,443 --> 00:30:01,153 But in a not-try-hard 632 00:30:01,154 --> 00:30:03,488 yet-you're-low-key-fascinating kind of way. 633 00:30:03,489 --> 00:30:05,574 That's how you get her to fall in love with you. 634 00:30:05,575 --> 00:30:07,868 - [JOE] What? - That's why you doing it, right? 635 00:30:07,869 --> 00:30:09,411 - You like someone. - No. 636 00:30:09,412 --> 00:30:11,288 That's the only reason anyone posts anything. 637 00:30:11,289 --> 00:30:12,540 I don't like anyone. 638 00:30:13,124 --> 00:30:14,124 Okay. 639 00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:17,503 Uh, the other reason to post is revenge. 640 00:30:20,715 --> 00:30:22,133 You have a nemesis? 641 00:30:23,009 --> 00:30:24,510 I don't have a nemesis. 642 00:30:25,386 --> 00:30:27,054 Don't take this the wrong way, Will. 643 00:30:27,972 --> 00:30:31,308 Please be not this boring on your Instagram, okay? 644 00:30:31,309 --> 00:30:33,143 I will try my best. 645 00:30:33,144 --> 00:30:34,520 My secretary will bill you. 646 00:30:36,314 --> 00:30:37,523 [CHUCKLING] Thank you. 647 00:30:48,117 --> 00:30:49,951 [JOE] It's come to this: 648 00:30:49,952 --> 00:30:53,163 get online to blend in, just long enough to get out 649 00:30:53,164 --> 00:30:55,415 before Candace finds me. 650 00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:59,294 Create a feed of my alleged life while life happens around me, 651 00:30:59,295 --> 00:31:00,378 but how would I know? 652 00:31:00,379 --> 00:31:01,839 Not that there's much to see. 653 00:31:07,678 --> 00:31:09,138 [JOE] Friend requested. 654 00:31:12,809 --> 00:31:14,100 Okay. 655 00:31:14,101 --> 00:31:16,561 This sun is nice. 656 00:31:16,562 --> 00:31:18,897 Any place is probably beautiful 657 00:31:18,898 --> 00:31:21,399 when you stop running for one second. 658 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,444 I just want to stop running, Love. 659 00:31:24,362 --> 00:31:25,530 I want a home. 660 00:31:29,951 --> 00:31:31,953 [PEOPLE TALKING IN DISTANCE] 661 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,080 [BOY] Mom? 662 00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:37,958 [BOY] Mommy? 663 00:31:38,501 --> 00:31:39,835 - Mommy? - [WOMAN] Joe! 664 00:31:39,836 --> 00:31:40,878 Baby. 665 00:31:41,796 --> 00:31:42,796 Right here. 666 00:31:43,589 --> 00:31:45,049 I was afraid you left. 667 00:31:46,717 --> 00:31:48,344 I went to get sunscreen. 668 00:31:48,845 --> 00:31:49,928 Come here. 669 00:31:49,929 --> 00:31:52,765 ["KISS ME" BY SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER] 670 00:31:59,355 --> 00:32:01,022 It's nice here, right? 671 00:32:01,023 --> 00:32:03,233 We should come here every summer. 672 00:32:03,234 --> 00:32:05,695 It could be our home away from home. 673 00:32:07,446 --> 00:32:08,864 You are home. 674 00:32:08,865 --> 00:32:10,407 Sure, we're home. 675 00:32:10,408 --> 00:32:12,869 No, I mean, my home is you. 676 00:32:19,083 --> 00:32:20,209 Me too, Joey. 677 00:32:20,835 --> 00:32:21,878 Me too, you. 678 00:32:24,672 --> 00:32:25,715 Hey. 679 00:32:26,924 --> 00:32:28,426 Go get some ice cream. 680 00:32:29,635 --> 00:32:32,262 Then meet me back at our favorite spot. 681 00:32:32,263 --> 00:32:34,682 You know, the one from yesterday. Remember? 682 00:32:35,224 --> 00:32:38,226 And build me a sandcastle. 683 00:32:38,227 --> 00:32:39,227 Okay? 684 00:32:41,814 --> 00:32:45,151 Mommy will be back in just a few shakes. 685 00:32:45,902 --> 00:32:46,902 Okay? 686 00:33:09,550 --> 00:33:12,053 [JOE] I'm an idiot. 687 00:33:13,095 --> 00:33:16,014 Did I sunburn through this t-shirt? 688 00:33:16,015 --> 00:33:18,099 How is that a thing? 689 00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:19,477 [PHONE PINGS] 690 00:33:21,562 --> 00:33:24,607 Worth it, all worth it, Love. 691 00:33:32,156 --> 00:33:33,157 [JOE] Married. 692 00:33:34,492 --> 00:33:35,660 Married? 693 00:33:39,789 --> 00:33:40,831 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 694 00:33:44,961 --> 00:33:46,671 [KNOCKING INTENSIFIES] 695 00:33:49,298 --> 00:33:50,549 [LOVE] Hey, Brooklyn! 696 00:33:52,176 --> 00:33:53,386 I know you're in there. 697 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:56,263 [JOE] Oh, the happily-wed missus. 698 00:33:58,349 --> 00:33:59,349 I'm sick. 699 00:34:00,142 --> 00:34:02,686 You're a rookie with a sunburn is what you are. 700 00:34:02,687 --> 00:34:04,187 Calvin told me at the store. 701 00:34:04,188 --> 00:34:05,188 Let me in. 702 00:34:08,442 --> 00:34:09,442 I can help. 703 00:34:13,364 --> 00:34:16,032 - Do you have a medical license? - [LOVE CHUCKLES] 704 00:34:16,033 --> 00:34:17,033 I'm serious, though. 705 00:34:17,034 --> 00:34:19,119 You didn't need to come all the way over here. 706 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,287 It's no problem. 707 00:34:20,830 --> 00:34:22,206 I live right in the neighborhood. 708 00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:25,793 All right. 709 00:34:27,628 --> 00:34:29,212 Is that salad dressing? 710 00:34:29,213 --> 00:34:30,423 No, it's apple cider vinegar. 711 00:34:32,425 --> 00:34:33,425 May I? 712 00:34:36,095 --> 00:34:37,430 - You want me to... ? - Yes. 713 00:34:39,473 --> 00:34:43,185 Trust me, in five minutes you're going to love me for this. 714 00:34:44,687 --> 00:34:45,895 Smells great. 715 00:34:45,896 --> 00:34:47,023 [CHUCKLING] Shut up. 716 00:34:52,862 --> 00:34:54,572 Are you okay? This must hurt. 717 00:34:55,656 --> 00:34:56,656 [MOANS] 718 00:34:57,450 --> 00:34:58,450 It doesn't. 719 00:35:00,244 --> 00:35:01,911 [JOE] You felt that too. 720 00:35:01,912 --> 00:35:04,330 But you're married, so you're safe. 721 00:35:04,331 --> 00:35:06,916 It's actually perfect. 722 00:35:06,917 --> 00:35:08,209 Keep it light, 723 00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:09,210 breezy. 724 00:35:10,921 --> 00:35:12,631 There. We'll give that a minute. 725 00:35:15,301 --> 00:35:16,510 [LOVE SIGHS] 726 00:35:17,344 --> 00:35:19,012 Okay, now I need to ask you a question 727 00:35:19,013 --> 00:35:21,140 that's deadly serious and deeply personal. 728 00:35:21,807 --> 00:35:23,224 Okay. 729 00:35:23,225 --> 00:35:24,977 Is that 99-cent ramen? 730 00:35:27,855 --> 00:35:29,147 - Yeah. - No. 731 00:35:29,148 --> 00:35:30,273 - Yeah. - No, Will, no. 732 00:35:30,274 --> 00:35:31,858 You're an Angeleno now. 733 00:35:31,859 --> 00:35:33,693 I'm not, actually. 734 00:35:33,694 --> 00:35:36,029 You know, you ex-New Yorkers are the worst. 735 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:39,240 I mean, haven't... haven't you ever... fallen in love 736 00:35:39,241 --> 00:35:40,617 reading Joan Didion 737 00:35:40,618 --> 00:35:42,202 or Raymond Chandler, 738 00:35:42,203 --> 00:35:43,536 or Francesca Lia Block? 739 00:35:43,537 --> 00:35:44,537 You know, these... 740 00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,876 - You've never read Joan fucking Didion. - [STAMMERING] A little. 741 00:35:49,877 --> 00:35:52,128 - She's next. - No, you, you're missing out, okay? 742 00:35:52,129 --> 00:35:53,630 This city, is... 743 00:35:53,631 --> 00:35:55,256 it's... it's... 744 00:35:55,257 --> 00:35:57,092 a million cities, it's... 745 00:35:57,093 --> 00:35:58,093 I mean... 746 00:36:02,098 --> 00:36:04,474 We're going. We're going! 747 00:36:04,475 --> 00:36:05,475 Where, exactly? 748 00:36:06,602 --> 00:36:08,895 As many places as we need to to convert you. 749 00:36:08,896 --> 00:36:09,896 Come on. 750 00:36:11,357 --> 00:36:12,565 Let's go! 751 00:36:12,566 --> 00:36:14,275 - Okay. - Come on, snob! 752 00:36:14,276 --> 00:36:15,735 All right, hang on a minute. 753 00:36:15,736 --> 00:36:16,904 Need to get my jacket. 754 00:36:20,449 --> 00:36:21,449 Okay. 755 00:36:22,284 --> 00:36:23,410 Just gotta lock up. 756 00:36:26,288 --> 00:36:28,999 [LOVE] It's my favorite place in the city. 757 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,084 I have this theory. 758 00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:34,212 It's not my theory, it's the late, great food writer Jonathan Gold's, 759 00:36:34,213 --> 00:36:37,341 whose life mission was to know Los Angeles the best way: 760 00:36:37,883 --> 00:36:39,175 through food. 761 00:36:39,176 --> 00:36:40,677 And, uh, he said, 762 00:36:40,678 --> 00:36:43,471 "There exists for each of us a perfect taco". 763 00:36:43,472 --> 00:36:44,514 Point is... 764 00:36:44,515 --> 00:36:45,557 Is it good? 765 00:36:45,558 --> 00:36:48,852 [LOVE] ... we are gonna find you your perfect bite. 766 00:36:48,853 --> 00:36:50,311 - It's amazing. - But is it perfect? 767 00:36:50,312 --> 00:36:51,312 It's a taco. 768 00:36:52,898 --> 00:36:54,733 We have more work to do. Come, let's go. 769 00:36:55,818 --> 00:36:57,318 [JOE] Wait, hang on, this? 770 00:36:57,319 --> 00:37:00,155 - You're telling me... - No, no, no. Come on, come on, please. 771 00:37:00,156 --> 00:37:02,782 You are going to love it. It's going to be so worth it. 772 00:37:02,783 --> 00:37:04,285 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 773 00:37:05,494 --> 00:37:06,494 Okay. 774 00:37:07,496 --> 00:37:08,496 Thank you. 775 00:37:10,749 --> 00:37:11,958 So you really didn't like it? 776 00:37:11,959 --> 00:37:14,002 No! No, no, no. I would bathe in that sauce. 777 00:37:14,003 --> 00:37:15,087 Stop lying to me. 778 00:37:16,088 --> 00:37:17,380 I'll figure you out. 779 00:37:17,381 --> 00:37:18,674 This is science. 780 00:37:19,383 --> 00:37:21,093 ♪ Victories ♪ 781 00:37:21,594 --> 00:37:23,595 ♪ Look better when you've called it... ♪ 782 00:37:23,596 --> 00:37:26,264 ["PIECES" BY ANDREW BELLE PLAYING THROUGH EARBUDS] 783 00:37:26,265 --> 00:37:30,978 ♪ Misery's the moment when I lost you ♪ 784 00:37:32,354 --> 00:37:34,565 ♪ It's pleasure in a costume ♪ 785 00:37:37,026 --> 00:37:38,360 Oh, so close. 786 00:37:39,486 --> 00:37:40,486 Inches away. 787 00:37:42,823 --> 00:37:43,823 Okay. 788 00:37:44,575 --> 00:37:45,826 Research complete. 789 00:37:46,827 --> 00:37:48,037 Final destination. 790 00:37:50,331 --> 00:37:51,581 Let's hit it! 791 00:37:51,582 --> 00:37:52,833 [SONG PLAYING LOUDER] 792 00:37:54,084 --> 00:37:55,085 [LOVE CHUCKLES] 793 00:38:01,508 --> 00:38:03,928 [ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY] 794 00:38:05,221 --> 00:38:06,722 [ALARM CHIRPS, BEEPING STOPS] 795 00:38:09,391 --> 00:38:11,435 [SOFT PIANO PLAYING] 796 00:38:16,190 --> 00:38:18,984 [LOVE] Let me tell you a little bit about yourself, Will Bettelheim. 797 00:38:20,527 --> 00:38:21,737 You are not a snob. 798 00:38:24,031 --> 00:38:25,407 You're just old-fashioned. 799 00:38:27,368 --> 00:38:29,327 You like things that are real, 800 00:38:29,328 --> 00:38:31,162 made right by people who care. 801 00:38:31,163 --> 00:38:33,206 You like strong flavors. 802 00:38:33,207 --> 00:38:35,041 Gimmicks don't seduce you. 803 00:38:35,042 --> 00:38:37,211 What seduces you is the real thing. 804 00:38:40,089 --> 00:38:41,089 Therefore... 805 00:38:44,093 --> 00:38:45,410 Roast chicken. 806 00:38:45,411 --> 00:38:46,427 In cooking school, 807 00:38:46,428 --> 00:38:49,180 they used to tell us that you could tell everything about a cook 808 00:38:49,181 --> 00:38:50,682 based on their roast chicken, 809 00:38:50,683 --> 00:38:52,475 so I became a bit obsessive. 810 00:38:52,476 --> 00:38:54,811 And you are gonna benefit from that. 811 00:38:54,812 --> 00:38:56,562 You went to cooking school? 812 00:38:56,563 --> 00:38:57,981 Yeah. 813 00:38:57,982 --> 00:38:59,024 That's a long story. 814 00:39:04,697 --> 00:39:05,697 Voilà. 815 00:39:06,907 --> 00:39:08,284 Okay. [CHUCKLES] 816 00:39:09,493 --> 00:39:11,829 Make sure you have some skin and carrot... 817 00:39:12,621 --> 00:39:13,997 and some crispy potato... 818 00:39:13,998 --> 00:39:16,792 and then I'll rub it around in the reduction a little bit. 819 00:39:20,462 --> 00:39:22,381 - May I eat it? - Yes, you may eat it. 820 00:39:28,846 --> 00:39:29,972 [JOE] I get it now. 821 00:39:30,889 --> 00:39:31,889 Well? 822 00:39:32,641 --> 00:39:36,061 [JOE] It's everything I like, made exquisitely, but what's perfect... 823 00:39:36,729 --> 00:39:38,521 is you made it for me. 824 00:39:38,522 --> 00:39:40,024 Is that you're speechless? 825 00:39:41,775 --> 00:39:42,860 Perfect bite? 826 00:39:46,322 --> 00:39:47,322 Perfect. 827 00:39:48,490 --> 00:39:49,657 It's perfect. 828 00:39:49,658 --> 00:39:50,658 Yes! 829 00:39:51,285 --> 00:39:52,702 I knew it. 830 00:39:52,703 --> 00:39:53,871 You were tough... 831 00:39:54,538 --> 00:39:55,872 but... 832 00:39:55,873 --> 00:39:57,124 I am a champion. 833 00:40:02,212 --> 00:40:03,463 [LOVE SIGHS] 834 00:40:03,464 --> 00:40:04,547 Shit. 835 00:40:04,548 --> 00:40:06,841 - I'm sorry. Did I say... - No. 836 00:40:06,842 --> 00:40:09,260 I have to tell you something, and... 837 00:40:09,261 --> 00:40:10,846 I'm just gonna come out and say it. 838 00:40:11,555 --> 00:40:14,266 The community garden that we walked by? 839 00:40:15,476 --> 00:40:16,852 I got married there... 840 00:40:17,895 --> 00:40:18,895 three years ago. 841 00:40:20,397 --> 00:40:21,606 Um... 842 00:40:21,607 --> 00:40:24,676 We met in school and we were young, but... 843 00:40:24,677 --> 00:40:25,693 I just knew... 844 00:40:25,694 --> 00:40:27,975 - I'm sorry if I sent the wrong signal... - No, he's dead. 845 00:40:30,908 --> 00:40:32,910 Yeah, conversation killer. 846 00:40:36,038 --> 00:40:37,747 He got sick. 847 00:40:37,748 --> 00:40:38,916 And they, um... 848 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,502 they tried to figure it out. 849 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,797 But... they did not. 850 00:40:47,925 --> 00:40:50,469 - Love, I'm so sorry. - No. 851 00:40:51,261 --> 00:40:52,346 No, it's... 852 00:40:58,727 --> 00:40:59,770 It is what it is. 853 00:41:01,105 --> 00:41:02,522 It was almost two years ago now. 854 00:41:02,523 --> 00:41:03,607 And, like, look... 855 00:41:04,358 --> 00:41:05,526 my life's great. 856 00:41:06,527 --> 00:41:08,528 And also, nobody really understands. 857 00:41:08,529 --> 00:41:10,697 I mean, who our age gets married, let alone widowed? 858 00:41:11,573 --> 00:41:12,574 It's, like... 859 00:41:13,742 --> 00:41:14,743 Victorian. 860 00:41:16,870 --> 00:41:18,872 So, you know, people are nice, but... 861 00:41:20,457 --> 00:41:22,584 they can't really fathom what I'm going through. 862 00:41:25,421 --> 00:41:26,588 Yeah, it's lonely. 863 00:41:27,673 --> 00:41:28,882 I can imagine. 864 00:41:30,676 --> 00:41:31,676 Yeah, I know. 865 00:41:32,678 --> 00:41:35,639 Ever since it happened, I've been able to see this thing in people... 866 00:41:37,099 --> 00:41:38,308 who've been through it. 867 00:41:40,185 --> 00:41:42,146 I see that every time I look in your eyes. 868 00:41:45,023 --> 00:41:46,023 Yeah. 869 00:41:46,817 --> 00:41:47,860 You've felt it. 870 00:41:51,238 --> 00:41:52,239 Real love. 871 00:41:54,825 --> 00:41:55,826 Real loss. 872 00:41:58,454 --> 00:41:59,454 Yeah. 873 00:42:07,421 --> 00:42:09,131 Yeah, well... [CHUCKLES] 874 00:42:09,715 --> 00:42:10,924 Did you fall in love? 875 00:42:11,967 --> 00:42:12,967 LA? 876 00:42:13,635 --> 00:42:14,845 Is it so terrible? 877 00:42:17,681 --> 00:42:18,807 It's not terrible. 878 00:42:20,767 --> 00:42:21,767 Good. 879 00:42:26,732 --> 00:42:28,484 I, uh, I got you a, um... 880 00:42:30,235 --> 00:42:31,528 a parting gift. 881 00:42:36,950 --> 00:42:39,660 Yeah, I thought about getting you something happy, but... 882 00:42:39,661 --> 00:42:41,078 [JOE] Of course. 883 00:42:41,079 --> 00:42:43,247 - Joan Didion. - [LOVE] Let's face it, 884 00:42:43,248 --> 00:42:45,334 what you're more interested in is something... 885 00:42:45,876 --> 00:42:48,086 smart and complex. 886 00:42:49,379 --> 00:42:50,714 A little... dark. 887 00:42:51,673 --> 00:42:52,673 Right? 888 00:42:53,717 --> 00:42:55,468 That's what makes you feel at home. 889 00:42:55,469 --> 00:42:56,678 How do you know that? 890 00:42:58,514 --> 00:42:59,515 Well, 'cause... 891 00:43:00,098 --> 00:43:01,098 me too. 892 00:43:03,936 --> 00:43:06,438 [JOE] I wanted to think you don't know me. 893 00:43:07,314 --> 00:43:11,317 You can't, but I'm not too proud to say when I'm wrong. 894 00:43:11,318 --> 00:43:14,278 And maybe I was wrong about you, 895 00:43:14,279 --> 00:43:17,698 and maybe, even a bit, all of LA. 896 00:43:17,699 --> 00:43:22,161 And all I can say is, I hope I'm also wrong about me. 897 00:43:22,162 --> 00:43:24,455 Maybe I don't need to shut down forever. 898 00:43:24,456 --> 00:43:27,125 Maybe I don't need to run away so fast. 899 00:43:27,751 --> 00:43:29,627 And if that could be... 900 00:43:29,628 --> 00:43:30,671 with you... 901 00:43:31,255 --> 00:43:32,255 Blow. 902 00:43:32,256 --> 00:43:33,256 Ellie. 903 00:43:33,257 --> 00:43:35,758 God, it's from The Big Lebowski. 904 00:43:35,759 --> 00:43:36,801 It's going on your list. 905 00:43:36,802 --> 00:43:38,553 It's two a.m. Does your sister... 906 00:43:38,554 --> 00:43:40,013 Oh, shut up, Dad. 907 00:43:40,806 --> 00:43:42,306 She's right inside. 908 00:43:42,307 --> 00:43:43,642 I just have insomnia. 909 00:43:44,601 --> 00:43:46,811 From the 14 Frappuccinos. 910 00:43:46,812 --> 00:43:48,688 Okay, sorry. I just wanna make sure... 911 00:43:48,689 --> 00:43:50,982 Okay, Mr. Rogers, good night. 912 00:43:50,983 --> 00:43:51,983 Good night. 913 00:43:53,235 --> 00:43:54,277 Oh, Will, 914 00:43:54,278 --> 00:43:56,280 someone came by looking for you. 915 00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:58,030 Old friend? 916 00:43:59,950 --> 00:44:02,326 Jesse. No, Jasper. 917 00:44:02,327 --> 00:44:05,204 He said that you had something that you wanted to give back 918 00:44:05,205 --> 00:44:06,582 and that he'll be by. 919 00:44:07,124 --> 00:44:08,916 - [JOE] Fuck. - Thanks. 920 00:44:08,917 --> 00:44:11,211 Honestly, he seemed a little creepy. 921 00:44:12,879 --> 00:44:16,174 What can I say, friend? I have creepy taste in friends. 922 00:44:16,717 --> 00:44:17,968 [CHUCKLING] Ew! 923 00:45:16,401 --> 00:45:17,611 [GATE SLAMS] 924 00:45:39,758 --> 00:45:40,967 Who is Jasper? 925 00:45:43,011 --> 00:45:44,721 Why is he looking for you... 926 00:45:45,305 --> 00:45:46,305 Will? 927 00:45:47,474 --> 00:45:49,518 How are we gonna take care of this problem? 928 00:45:51,228 --> 00:45:53,562 [JOE] So here's the thing, Love. 929 00:45:53,563 --> 00:45:54,939 [WOMAN] Cut! 930 00:45:54,940 --> 00:45:56,774 [JOE] It wasn't easy for me to get here, 931 00:45:56,775 --> 00:45:58,984 to buy myself a little time, 932 00:45:58,985 --> 00:46:01,738 this slim chance at a new life. 933 00:46:03,490 --> 00:46:04,490 And then... 934 00:46:05,409 --> 00:46:06,660 I saw you. 935 00:46:08,495 --> 00:46:12,164 And, you know, I really do believe that things happen for a reason, 936 00:46:12,165 --> 00:46:14,583 that all the hard stuff and the craziness, 937 00:46:14,584 --> 00:46:16,086 and frankly, my own mistakes... 938 00:46:16,753 --> 00:46:19,089 they maybe all led me here... 939 00:46:19,965 --> 00:46:21,174 for a reason. 940 00:46:21,925 --> 00:46:23,009 At least I hope... 941 00:46:23,577 --> 00:46:24,593 that's true. 942 00:46:24,594 --> 00:46:27,888 Because I'm working as hard as I can to make a fresh start here. 943 00:46:27,889 --> 00:46:29,542 What the hell were you thinking, Calvin? 944 00:46:29,543 --> 00:46:31,016 Ray said to stock more fiction. 945 00:46:31,017 --> 00:46:33,310 [FORTY] Yeah, he meant fiction that people actually wanna read. 946 00:46:33,311 --> 00:46:35,354 - [CALVIN] Okay, I just figured that... - What? 947 00:46:35,355 --> 00:46:38,357 There's a human alive who wants to read Crime and Punishment? 948 00:46:38,358 --> 00:46:41,318 Look, dude, find a way to move these 949 00:46:41,319 --> 00:46:43,697 or, uh... something's moving. 950 00:46:44,573 --> 00:46:45,824 [JOE] It's delicate, 951 00:46:46,408 --> 00:46:48,325 the whole... thing. 952 00:46:48,326 --> 00:46:50,745 [DELILAH] I have this vacancy on the first floor. 953 00:46:50,746 --> 00:46:51,997 [JOE] I like the second floor. 954 00:46:52,831 --> 00:46:54,666 [JOE] 'Cause it's not just a new home. 955 00:46:56,126 --> 00:46:57,919 It's a new me. 956 00:47:07,954 --> 00:47:09,580 [LOVE] I live right in the neighborhood. 957 00:47:09,581 --> 00:47:10,639 Kismet, right? 958 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,308 I mean, what are the chances? 959 00:47:12,309 --> 00:47:14,268 [JOE] And when something like that happens, 960 00:47:14,269 --> 00:47:15,311 when it's right, 961 00:47:15,312 --> 00:47:20,065 you start to feel everything aligning, like fate saying yes. 962 00:47:20,066 --> 00:47:21,943 But again, delicate. 963 00:47:22,569 --> 00:47:24,862 Anyway, this is a bad time, the worst time, 964 00:47:24,863 --> 00:47:26,406 for a complication. 965 00:47:27,991 --> 00:47:30,452 Maybe I should run right now, Love. 966 00:47:31,870 --> 00:47:34,164 But now I don't want to. 967 00:47:34,790 --> 00:47:38,501 I need to figure out a way to see this through, 968 00:47:38,502 --> 00:47:39,544 whatever it is... 969 00:47:41,338 --> 00:47:42,338 with you. 970 00:48:02,275 --> 00:48:03,985 You win, Love. 971 00:48:04,820 --> 00:48:05,862 I'll stay. 972 00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:10,742 [CLOSING MUSIC PLAYING] 973 00:49:06,506 --> 00:49:08,758 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 68509

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