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( music playing )
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- OKAY, HERE'S HOW
SENOR OUIJA BOARD WORKS.
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YOU ASK THE SPIRITS A QUESTION
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AND THEY'LL RESPOND
BY MOVING THIS TO "YES," "NO,"
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OR IT'LL SPELL SOMETHING
OUT ON THESE LETTERS.
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- AND IT'S AT THIS POINT
I'LL BE HAVING FUN?
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- MORE FUN THAN SPLASHING
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BADLY-DRESSED PEDESTRIANS
IN THE TURBO Z.
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- OOH!
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THEY SHOULD PUT THAT
ON THE BOX.
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- ( chuckling )
ALL RIGHT!
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LET'S COMMUNICATE
WITH THE HEREAFTER.
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WE CAN TALK TO ANY HISTORICAL
FIGURE WE WANT, LIKE...
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- CLEOPATRA'S DEAD,
ISN'T SHE?
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- THAT'S THE RUMOR.
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- WELL, I'D BE INTERESTED
TO KNOW
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WHAT KIND OF MAKEUP
SHE USED.
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- ALL RIGHT!
NOW WE'RE ROLLING.
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EARTH TO CLEO.
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- HEY, DICK, JOANNA,
COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE?
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I NEED SOMEONE
TO CHECK THIS APPLICATION.
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- "THE VERMONT FAMILY
SUPPORT LEAGUE."
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YOU'RE APPLYING
TO BE LIKE A BIG BROTHER?
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GEORGE, THAT'S TERRIFIC.
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- WELL, IT'S THE LEAST
I COULD DO
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FOR A KID THAT NEEDS A BUDDY.
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I FIGURE I CAN TAKE HIM
HIKING OR FISHING,
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TO A BALL GAME,
BACK FROM A BALL GAME TOO.
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- ( coughs )
SO-- LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
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"NAME: GEORGE UTLEY.
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OCCUPATION:
HEAD OF GUEST RELATIONS,
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STRATFORD INNS OF AMERICA"?
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- YOU WERE HONORED
BY THE SOCIETY
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FOR SEMI-AQUATIC ANIMALS?
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- YEAH. YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR
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WHEN THEY ROASTED ME DOWN
AT THE BEAVER LODGE.
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- GEORGE, MY ADVICE WOULD BE
TO BE AS UP-FRONT AS POSSIBLE
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WITH YOUR ANSWERS.
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- YEAH, GEORGE,
YOU'RE A TERRIFIC GUY.
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YOU DON'T NEED TO EXAGGERATE.
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- WELL, I GUESS
IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
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I'VE GOT A COUPLE
OF EXTRA APPLICATIONS
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UP IN MY PENTHOUSE SUITE.
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WELL, IT IS ON THE TOP FLOOR
OF THE GARAGE.
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- L...
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E.
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CLEOPATRA USED THAT
ON HER FACE?
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EWW! HANG UP ON HER.
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- WELL, IF HISTORY'S
GONNA GROSS US OUT,
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LET'S TRY THE FUTURE.
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OKAY, TELL ME THIS, OUIJ:
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WILL MY TRUE LOVE
BE FOREVER FAITHFUL?
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"NO."
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- WHAT?
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- WELL, WE'RE OBVIOUSLY
EXPERIENCING
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A SLIGHT TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY.
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LET ME TRY
REPHRASING THE QUESTION.
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WILL MY TRUE LOVE
EVER BE UNFAITHFUL?
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"YES."
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- MICHAEL,
I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME.
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IT'S SAYING
BAD THINGS ABOUT ME.
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- WELL, NOT TO WORRY, STEPH.
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IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE
BELIEVES THIS SILLY STUFF.
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- GOOD. I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN
TO GET US SOME DRINKS.
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- I'LL COME WITH YOU.
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- I WONDER
HOW GEORGE IS HITTING IT OFF
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WITH HIS LITTLE BROTHER.
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- WELL, ANY KID THAT DOESN'T
GO NUTS FOR GEORGE IS A JERK.
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- TRUE, BUT HE WAS AWFULLY
NERVOUS WHEN HE LEFT.
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I THINK HE MUST'VE POLISHED
HIS REEL FOUR TIMES.
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Michael:
CALLING ALL CUPCAKES!
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CALLING ALL CUPCAKES!
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( CHUCKLING )
HI, DICK.
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LADY DICK.
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I JUST WANT TO MENTION, DICK,
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ON SUNDAY I'VE GOT
A PHOTOGRAPHER COMING
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TO TAKE A NEW PICTURE OF YOU
FOR THE STATION LOBBY.
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- WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE OLD ONE?
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- IT'S NO LONGER ACCURATE,
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UNLESS YOU WERE
PLANNING ON GROWING
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A GOATEE
AND MOUSE EARS.
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- SOMEBODY DREW ON IT?
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- HI, MICHAEL.
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- AW, STEPH, I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T
CANCEL TONIGHT'S DATE.
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- HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO
EXPLAIN ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
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MY CURLING IRON
AND HOT ROLLERS
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WENT ON THE BLINK
AT THE SAME TIME.
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NOW, I COULDN'T
LET YOU SEE MY HAIR
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WITHOUT ITS NATURAL CURL
AND BOUNCE.
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- I BELIEVE EVERY WORD,
BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S--
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IT'S KIND OF A COINCIDENCE.
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- THE IRON AND ROLLERS
ARE RIGHT UPSTAIRS
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IF YOU WANT TO CHECK.
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- STEPH, I WOULDN'T DEMEAN
OUR RELATIONSHIP
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BY GOING UPSTAIRS
TO VERIFY YOUR STORY.
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WE CAN CHECK IT OUT RIGHT HERE
WITH OUR FRIEND, THE OUIJ.
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- MICHAEL, IF YOU DON'T
PUT THAT BOARD AWAY,
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NEED IT
TO COMMUNICATE WITH DEAD PEOPLE.
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- AWAY IT IS AND AWAY WE GO.
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Dick: HONEY, PROMISEYOU'LL NEVER LET A--
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A BOARD GAME
COME BETWEEN US.
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- LOW BRIDGE.
LOOK OUT.
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OKAY, DOWN PERISCOPE.
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( ticking )
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- PERISCOPE DOWN,
UNCLE GEORGE, SIR.
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- DICK AND JOANNA LOUDON,
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THIS IS MITCH STEVENS
AND I'M UNCLE GEORGE.
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- HI, MITCH.
- HELLO.
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- LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO
HAD A GREAT DAY.
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- WE DID.
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THEY DIDN'T.
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DICK AND JOANNA
OWN THIS WHOLE INN.
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- REALLY?
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- EVERY WALL, AND DICK HERE
WRITES ALL SORTS OF BOOKS.
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- WOW! YOU MEAN, LIKE,
"HORTON HEARS A WHO"?
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- UM, MORE LIKE
"HORTON BUILDS A BARBECUE."
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- AND DICK HERE IS THE STAR
OF HIS VERY OWN TV SHOW.
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- WOW!
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- WELL, I'D HARDLY SAY
"STAR," GEORGE.
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MORE LIKE A PERSONALITY.
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- WOW!
KNOW WHAT?
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- UH, NO.
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- UNCLE GEORGE IS GONNA
TEACH ME TO HAMMER
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WITHOUT HITTING MY FINGERS.
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- OH THAT'S--
THAT'S-- THAT'S SWELL.
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- AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
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- I-- I DON'T THINK SO.
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- UNCLE GEORGE
IS COMING OVER
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AND WE'RE GONNA BUILD
A TREE HOUSE.
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- WELL, AGAIN,
I'D PUT THAT IN THE--
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IN THE "SWELL" CATEGORY.
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- IT'S GONNA BE 12 FEET HIGH.
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- GREAT!
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- AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
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- MMM-MMM.
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- YOU SHOULDN'T TALK
WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
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- UH, MITCH, WE--
WE SHOULD LET DICK EAT.
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HE LOVES PLAYING "KNOW WHAT."
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- LOOKS LIKE
HE'S A CHAMP AT IT.
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- MITCH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
WAIT HERE.
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I'VE GOT A LOT OF MESSY
FISH CLEANING TO DO.
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- OH BOY!
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FISH GUTS.
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- HEY, DICK, LOOK WHAT I...
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OH, OH. SORRY.
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YOU'RE IN THE
MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
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- NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT GEORGE.
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JOANNA ASKED ME TO CLIP
THESE CENTS-OFF COUPONS
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AND I ACCIDENTALLY SAID YES.
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SO, WHAT'S-- WHAT'S UP?
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- I JUST GOT THE PICTURES BACK
OF MY FISHING TRIP WITH MITCH.
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- OH, GREAT.
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- HERE'S MITCH HOLDING
HIS FIRST WORM.
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- IT'S-- IT'S A BEAUTY.
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- AND THIS IS MITCH TRYING
TO GET THE WORM ON THE HOOK.
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- UH-HUH.
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- THIS IS MITCH LOOKING
FOR THE WORM ON THE GROUND.
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- UH-HUH.
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- AND HERE HE IS
AFTER HE FOUND THE WORM.
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- GEORGE, I--
I REALLY OUGHT TO GET BACK.
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I'M-- I'M RACING THE CLOCK
ON THESE EXPIRATION DATES.
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- OH, SORRY.
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JUST-- JUST LOOKING AT
ALL THESE SHOTS OF MITCH,
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I GET CARRIED AWAY.
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- YEAH, THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT A--
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A BOY AND HIS--
AND HIS WORM.
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- UNCLE GEORGE?
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- "UNCLE GEORGE"!
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I LOVE IT.
IN HERE, MITCH.
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OH, DICK, I'M BUILDING MITCH
A WIGWAM OUT BACK AS A SURPRISE.
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COULD YOU KEEP HIM BUSY
FOR A MINUTE?
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- SURE.
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George:
HI, MITCH.
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- HI, UNCLE GEORGE.
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HI, DICK.
KNOW WHAT?
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- UH, MITCH, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST-- JUST TELL ME?
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- UNCLE GEORGE SAID WE GET TO
GO DOWN TO YOUR TV STATION
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AND SEE YOUR SHOW.
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- OH, MITCH,
I HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED YET.
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WE CAN'T JUST PUT DICK
ON THE SPOT HERE.
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SO, DICK, WHAT IS IT?
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YES OR NO?
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- WELL, YOU CAN COME
TO TOMORROW'S SHOW
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IF YOU WANT TO.
- ALL RIGHT!
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- UH, MITCH, COULD YOU STAY
IN HERE WITH DICK FOR A MINUTE?
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I'M GETTING A BIG SURPRISE
READY FOR YOU.
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- OKAY, UNCLE GEORGE.
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UNCLE GEORGE SAID YOUR PICTURES
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ARE ON THE BACK OF YOUR BOOKS.
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- UH...
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HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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ALL THIS TIME
I THOUGHT IT WAS A MIRROR.
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- ( laughing )
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DICK, ARE ANY OF THE KIDS
IN YOUR BOOK NAMED MITCH?
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- UM, MOST--
MOST OF MY CHARACTERS TEND--
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TEND TO BE HAND TOOLS.
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- OH.
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ARE ANY OF YOUR TOOLS
NAMED MITCH?
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- NO.
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BUT-- BUT I SUPPOSE IF--
IF I EVER NAMED ONE,
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I COULD NAME IT,
UH, MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH.
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- WOW!
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DICK, DO YOU EVER HAVE KIDS
NAMED MITCH ON YOUR TV SHOW?
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- NO.
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NEVER-- NEVER EVER.
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- BUT YOU COULD.
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HEY, KNOW WHAT?
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WE COULD BE
IN A SHOW TOGETHER.
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I COULD BE
MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH
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AND YOU COULD BE...
DICK THE DRILL
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AND WE COULD-- WE COULD FIGHT
CRIME AND SAVE PEOPLE AND FLY!
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- GREAT-- GREAT IDEA.
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IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
KIND OF BEEN DONE TO DEATH.
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George:
OKAY, MITCH. READY.
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- OKAY!
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WELL, BYE.
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- BYE.
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- KNOW WHAT, DICK?
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- WHAT?
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- I WISH YOU WERE
MY BIG BROTHER.
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- OH, DICK, GREAT.
I CAUGHT YOU.
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CAN YOU GO OVER A COUPLE THINGS
WITH ME BEFORE THE SHOW?
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- UH, SURE.
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- OKAY, LAST NIGHT STEPH SAID
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SHE "TOOK A BATH
AND WENT TO BED EARLY."
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WAS THAT THE STRAIGHT
( indistinct )?
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- MICHAEL, I'M ONLY WILLING
TO TALK ABOUT TODAY'S SHOW.
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- FINE.
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WELL, WHILE PREPARING
TODAY'S SHOW LAST NIGHT,
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WHAT WAS STEPH DOING?
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- MICHAEL.
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- ALL RIGHT, DICK,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER ME.
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I'LL JUST WALK AWAY
AND IF YOU DON'T STOP ME,
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I'LL KNOW STEPH
WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.
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WHEW! WELL,
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
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YOU ARE PLAYING ALONG WITH ME,
AREN'T YOU, DICK?
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- HIYA, DICK.
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- OH, HI, MITCH.
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WHERE'S--
WHERE'S GEORGE?
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- HE'S STILL
PARKING THE TRUCK.
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I COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
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- LISTEN,
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( coughs ) MITCH,
LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR.
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Y-- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LUCKY TO
HAVE A--
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A FRIEND LIKE GEORGE
'CAUSE HE'S ONE--
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ONE TERRIFIC GUY.
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- WOW!
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IT'S JUST LIKE
A REAL HOLLYWOOD STUDIO.
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- NO.
NO, IT ISN'T.
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IT'S A TINY, LOW-BUDGET,
HOLE-IN-THE WALL STATION.
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George:
HI, GUYS.
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JUST LIKE
A REAL HOLLYWOOD STUDIO, HUH?
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- YEAH!
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- IT'S NOT AT ALL
LIKE A HOLLYWOOD STUDIO.
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- THREE MINUTES, MR. LOUDON.
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- THANK YOU.
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- UH, DICK, THE PHOTOGRAPHER
FOR THE NEW LOBBY PORTRAIT.
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SAY "CHEESE."
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( clicking )
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- YOU WANNA LOOK OVER
THE CUE CARDS, MR. LOUDON?
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- THEY'RE--
THEY'RE FINE.
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- JUST LIKE
BEING ON THE SET
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OF "LIFESTYLES
OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS."
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- REALLY, IT'S NEVER--
IT'S NEVER LIKE THIS.
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I MEAN, THIS IS A QUIET,
INTELLECTUAL SHOW.
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TODAY'S GUEST IS A--
A SCIENTIST WITH
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THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE.
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BORING, RIGHT?
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- OH, DICK,
THE AGRICULTURE GUY CANCELED.
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A LITTLE RADIOACTIVE MILK
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AND SUDDENLY HE DOESN'T HAVE
TIME FOR US.
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SO, MEET TODAY'S GUEST,
THE AMAZING DWAYNE.
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- YOU BOOKED A MAGICIAN?
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- NICE TO MEET YOU,
MR. LOUDON.
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I SAID, NICE TO MEET YOU,
MR. LOUDON.
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OH, I SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
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YOU HAVE AN EGG IN YOUR EAR.
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- WOW!
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- MICHAEL.
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- I THINK WE'VE GOT
OUR OPENING, DICK.
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TRY TO REMEMBER
HOW YOU REACTED.
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IT WAS CUTE.
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- ( chuckling )
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PRETTY NEAT, HUH, MITCH?
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- YEAH!
KNOW WHAT, GEORGE?
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DICK SAID HE'S GONNA
WRITE A WHOLE BOOK ABOUT ME.
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- HE DID?
- WHAT?
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- YEAH, AND YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE?
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IT'S GONNA BE A TV SHOW TOO:
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"MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH
AND DICK THE DRILL."
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WE'RE GONNA FIGHT CRIME
AND FLY.
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- WHAT?
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- GEORGE, I--
I NEVER SAID
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ANYTHING
ABOUT A TELEVISION SHOW.
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- BUT IT COULD HAPPEN,
RIGHT UNCLE DICK?
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- "UNCLE DICK"?
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- GEORGE...
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- FIFTEEN SECONDS,
MR. LOUDON.
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CLEAR THE STAGE,
PLEASE.
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- WELL. WELL,
LOOKS LIKE YOU AND MITCH
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HAVE QUITE A LOT PLANNED
TOGETHER "UNCLE DICK."
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- GEORGE, CAN-- CAN WE
TALK ABOUT THIS AFTER THE SHOW?
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- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU AND MITCH MIGHT BE TOO BUSY
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FIGHTING CRIME AND FLYING,
UNCLE DICK .
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- GEORGE...
- FIVE SECONDS.
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- YOU HOLLYWOOD TYPES
DON'T CARE WHO YOU STEP ON,
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DO YOU, UNCLE DICK ?
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- MORNING, HONEY.
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WELL, HASN'T--
HASN'T GEORGE COME DOWN YET?
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I WAS HOPING TO TALK TO HIM.
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- NOT YET AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU DIDN'T TALK TO HIM
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AFTER THE SHOW YESTERDAY.
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- HONEY, THE AMAZING DWAYNE
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HAD ME JAMMED IN A BOX
FULL OF SWORDS.
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IT WASN'T LIKE I COULD MAKE
ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS.
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IS THAT CINNAMON HOT CROSSES?
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- OH, YEAH, AND THEY SHOULD BE
JUST ABOUT READY
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TO COME OUT OF THE OVEN.
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- MI... CHAEL.
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- STEPH, HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE
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FOR A COUPLE QUICK
FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS?
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- I KEEP TELLING YOU
I WAS HOME ALL NIGHT.
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STUPID, STUPID SPIRITS.
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I WISH THEY'D JUST DROP DEAD.
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FINGERS.
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ALL RIGHT,
LISTEN UP YOU STIFFS,
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WILL I BE UNFAITHFUL TO MICHAEL?
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NO.
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CASE CLOSED.
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- I DON'T GET IT, STEPH.
EVERY TIME I ASK
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"WILL MY TRUE LOVE
EVER BE UNFAITHFUL?"
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YES.
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IT DOESN'T FIGURE.
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THE ONLY WAY BOTH ANSWERS
COULD BE RIGHT
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IS IF YOU WEREN'T MY TRUE...
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WELL, THIS THING'S
OBVIOUSLY DEFECTIVE.
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- FREEZE!
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AM I MICHAEL'S TRUE LOVE?
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"NO."
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OKAY, THEN WHO IS?
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"T--
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Z."
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TZ?
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- STEPH, I SWEAR,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY-- ANY TZ.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE SOME
PIECE OF PLYWOOD ARE YOU?
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IN FACT, I THINK "OUIJA"
IS LATIN FOR-- FOR "SILLY."
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- AH! LET ME PUT THESE BABIES
OUT OF THEIR MISERY.
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- HMM!
WELL, LEAVE A FEW.
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I THINK THE SMELL MIGHT LURE
GEORGE OUT OF HIS ROOM.
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- GOOD.
THEN WE CAN TALK.
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I MEAN, TWO ADULTS SHOULD BE
ABLE TO STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT.
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- MMM-MMM!
CINNAMON HOT CROSSES.
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- UH, GEORGE,
ABOUT THIS BUSINESS WITH...
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- GEE, I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING
YOU CARED DEARLY ABOUT,
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DID I UNCLE DICK?
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- MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER
IF YOU TALKED TO MITCH.
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- YEAH, AT LEAST I CAN COUNT
ON HIM NOT TO ACT CHILDISH
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( shouting )
AND TAKE ALL MY BUNS!
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- HI, UNCLE DICK.
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- OH, HI MITCH.
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
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I-- I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT--
ABOUT UNCLE GEORGE.
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- I JUST SAW HIM OUTSIDE.
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HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO
"TWIST THE KNIFE SOME MORE
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WHY DON'T YOU."
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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- THAT'S JUST--
JUST HIS WAY OF SAYING "HI."
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WHY--
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT?
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- OH, BOY!
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AN INTERVIEW
JUST LIKE ON YOUR TV SHOW.
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HERE, PRETEND
THIS IS A MICROPHONE.
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- UH, I--
I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE--
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YOU'RE REAL FOND OF ME.
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I MEAN, TO YOU I MUST SEEM
GLAMOROUS AND EXCITING,
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ALMOST GODLIKE.
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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YOU'RE NOT TALKING
INTO THE MIC.
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- THANKS, BUT I--
I DON'T THINK YOU--
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YOU LIKE ME FOR ME.
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I THINK YOU LIKE ME
FOR-- FOR WHAT I DO.
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MY-- MY BEING
A TALK SHOW HOST AND A WRITER
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MUST SEEM GLAMOROUS TO YOU
BUT IN REALITY IT'S--
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IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN...
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GLITZ.
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- GLITZ?
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- GLITZ IS LIKE...
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,788
- GLITZ IS LIKE--
LIKE MR. T'S JEWELRY.
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- MR. T?
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- MR. T WEARS A-- A LOT OF
GOLD AND SILVER, BUT--
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BUT UNDERNEATH ALL THAT GLITTER
HE'S--
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HE'S JUST YOUR AVERAGE...
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WELL, MR. T MAY NOT BE
THE BEST EXAMPLE, BUT...
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YOU GET-- YOU GOT MY POINT.
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- YEAH!
YOU KNOW MR. T.
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CAN HE BE ON THE
"MITCH THE MONKEY WRENCH SHOW"?
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- THERE-- THERE ISN'T
GOING TO BE ANY SHOW AND I--
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I DON'T KNOW MR. T.
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I'M JUST A--
A REGULAR GUY WHO--
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WHO WANDERS DOWN TO A TINY,
DINGY TV STUDIO
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AND DOES A PATHETIC,
LOW-BUDGET SHOW
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THAT DOESN'T EVEN DRAW AS MUCH
OF AN AUDIENCE
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AS "SEWING WITH SUSIE."
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- WELL, YOU STILL WRITE
THOSE ADVENTURE BOOKS.
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- THEY'RE HOW-TO BOOKS.
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NO ONE--
NO ONE READS THEM.
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THEY JUST REFER TO 'EM
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AND SPILL PAINT ON 'EM
AND VARNISH.
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00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:04,334
NOBODY CARES WHO EVEN--
WHO EVEN WRITES THEM.
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GOD!
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00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,580
- OH, GEE.
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00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,982
MICKEY'S HAND IS ON THE THREE.
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I'D LIKE TO STAY
AND TALK TO YOU, DICK,
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BUT I, UH, I REALLY WANTED
TO GET IN SOME BIKE RIDING.
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00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:25,922
SEE YOU AROUND.
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- SO, HOW'D IT GO?
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00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,466
HONEY?
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00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,268
- I'M NOTHING.
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00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,175
- HI.
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00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:47,777
- OH, HI, MITCH.
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00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,212
- WHAT'CHA DOIN'?
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00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:54,384
- OH, JUST HANGING A BORING
PICTURE ON THE STUPID WALL.
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00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,153
- REALLY?
CAN I WATCH?
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00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,489
- WOULDN'T YOU HAVE A
BETTER TIME WITH DICK?
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- WELL, HE'S A NICE GUY
AND EVERYTHING,
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00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:06,530
BUT WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN
TO IT, HE'S MOSTLY GLITZ.
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00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,700
- OH.
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00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:11,968
- GEORGE?
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00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,403
( banging )
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00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,005
- YOU WERE GONNA
SHOW ME HOW TO HAMMER A NAIL
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00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,574
WITHOUT HITTING MY FINGERS.
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00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,910
- WELL, YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
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00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,279
UP PERISCOPE.
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00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:23,247
- YEAH.
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00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,316
- NOW, THE TRICK IS
TAKE CAREFUL AIM,
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00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,953
HOLD THE NAIL STEADY,
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE HEAD.
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00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,321
( tapping )
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00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:32,689
- KNOW WHAT, UNCLE GEORGE?
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00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,058
- WHAT?
439
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,993
- I'M GLAD
YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER.
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00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,098
( sighs happily )
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00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,337
- MY MISTAKE, MRS. ZIMMER.
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00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:50,673
I MUST BE LOOKING
FOR ANOTHER TZ.
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00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,245
IT WAS NICE TALKING WITH YOU
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00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,647
AND I'M SORRY
I CALLED YOU A HUSSY.
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00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,387
- STEPH, I KNOW
YOU'RE NOT SPEAKING TO ME
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00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:06,890
BUT CAN I USE THE PHONE?
MY CAR JUST BROKE DOWN.
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00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:07,857
- I'M SORRY MICHAEL.
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00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,593
THIS PHONE IS ONLY
FOR GUESTS OF THE INN
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AND PEOPLE WHO ARE
FAITHFUL TO ME.
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00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:13,663
- PLEASE, STEPH.
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00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,032
THE TURBO Z IS STALLED
AT AN INTERSECTION.
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00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,599
SHE COULD GET SMASHED.
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00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:17,734
( sighs )
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00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,437
I DON'T KNOW HOW
SHE BROKE DOWN LIKE THAT.
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00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:22,473
SHE'S ALWAYS
BEEN SO RELIABLE,
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00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,708
LIKE A TRUE AND FAITHFUL...
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00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,513
- "TZ."
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00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:31,615
TURBO Z?
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00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:34,851
- NOW, STEPH!
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00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,920
- YOU LOVE THAT HEAP
MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME?
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00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:38,822
- NOT AT ALL.
YOU'RE NECK-AND-NECK.
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IF IT WEREN'T
FOR THAT TURBO CHARGE,
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THERE'D BE NO CONTEST.
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- OUT!
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( music playing )
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( meow )
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