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And so, Kim Possible,
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all you can do is
watch helplessly
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as I launch my pollution machine
into the Earth's ozone layer.
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And so, Kim Possible,
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you have no choice
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but to bear witness to the
power of my doomsday decimator.
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And so, Kim Possible,
the time has come for you to...
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( crashing )
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Oh, come on! Time out.
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I mean, I haven't even gotten
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into my gloating
yet, for Pete's sake.
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This is just
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getting ridiculous.
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I'll say.
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I'm serious, Shego.
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Kim Possible has spoiled
my plans for the last time.
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Yeah.
The last time today, maybe.
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We've been going
about this all wrong.
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By "we"...
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you do mean you, right?
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We have to take
the fight to her.
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I am putting a hold on all
take-over-the-world ventures
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until we have eliminated Kim
Possible once and for all.
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These are all teen magazines.
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What are you planning to do...
Read her fashion horoscope?
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( Iaughing )
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Don't you see, Shego?
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Kim Possible is a teenager.
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These magazines
provide a direct portal
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into the unfathomable
mind of the modern teen.
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To defeat one's enemy,
one must first know one's enemy.
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( Crazed laughter )
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We should pick up some
milk while we're here.
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? Oh, yeah, yeah ?
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? I'm your basic average girl ?
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? And I'm here to
save the world ?
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? You can't stop
me 'cause I'm... ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? There is nothing I can't do ?
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? When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ?
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? Know that I am on my way ?
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? It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ?
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? If you just call my name ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? When you want to page
me, it's okay ?
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? Whenever you need me, baby ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ?
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? Doesn't matter when ?
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? I will be there for
you till the very end ?
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? Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ?
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? You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ?
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RON: An F minus?
What's with the minus?
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You know a simple "F" would do.
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I mean, isn't anyone worried
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about damaging my
self-esteem around here?
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I'll see you guys later.
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Uh, Kim, are you
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forgetting Latin?
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No. I'm just gonna go this way.
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You know, I don't get you, KP.
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You're a straight-A student
and yet you can't grasp
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the closest the path
from Chem to Latin.
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Ah, call it the scenic route.
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Hey, Kim.
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Oh, hey, Josh.
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I didn't see you there.
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What's up?
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Just looting the old locker.
You?
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Just heading to Latin.
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Caveat emptor.
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I'm sorry?
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It means, "Buyer beware."
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I think it's the
only Latin I know.
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Oh, yeah,
that's Latin all right.
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Wait, isn't Latin, like,
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on the other side of the school?
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Yes, but I just, you know,
I had to pick up the thing
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from the guy at the place first.
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Right.
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Hey, um, Kim...
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Uh-huh.
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I was wondering...
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( bell rings )
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Aah, I gotta jet.
I can't be late
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for gym again. Check you later.
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Right.
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See ya.
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Ooh!
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Huh... Oh, hi.
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I forgot my... uh...
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I was just... tying... my...
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See you later, Josh, bye.
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DRAKKEN: The secret
to no-chip nails?
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No. "Corey's solo career..."
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Phat or Flat?"
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Not remotely helpful.
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Oh. Save me that
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no-chip nails
article, would you?
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( Grunts )
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Hey, you try keeping a manicure
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while kung fuing it out
with teen heroes all day.
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Nah, Kim Possible
must have a weakness.
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Everyone has a weakness.
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All we need to do is find it.
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Huh. "What's you Shy Q?"
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( laughing )
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Shego, we're working here.
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Or "Unlock the True You."
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A personality quiz?
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Number one.
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"When I'm crushing
hard on someone,
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("I let them know by,
A) A flirty email,
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(B) romantic gifts?"
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I don't know,
I'd probably employ
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some kind of mind-control
device on them.
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Charming. I'll check "Other."
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Number two: "My most
embarrassing moment happened"
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when..."
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I don't have the faintest.
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Oh, puh-leeze.
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How about just last week
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when Kim Possible gave you
that flying kung fu wedgie
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and you were all, like,
"Shego, help me, help me"?
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Or there's that time...
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Silence!
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There will be no more talk
of embarrassing moments.
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All right,
but check out these features.
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"My most humiliating
moment ever."
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"Embarrassment Central."
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"I could have died
from embarrassment."
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Let me see that.
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"Could have died
from embarrassment."
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Hmm... That's it.
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That's it, Shego!
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What is?
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Embarrassment.
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The soft,
white underbelly of the teen ego.
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Ew.
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KIM: I'm telling you,
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I was this close to Josh
Manke asking me out.
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You can't beat me at my own
game, Rufus.
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I haven't caused a
nacho-valanche since '97.
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Frankly,
I find the whole "dating" thing
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to be overrated.
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Who would subject
themselves to that?
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Those of us who can
actually get dates.
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If the bell to
Latin had rung like
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five milliseconds later.
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Latin?
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So, that's where you've been
slinking off to after Chemistry.
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Caveat emptor.
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He was going to ask me.
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I could see it in his eyes.
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( Screams )
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The winner.
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So he takes you to dinner.
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You two see a movie.
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Big tap-dancing whoop.
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We do that stuff
together all the time.
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This is different, Ron.
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We're talking about a
real date with Josh Manke.
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I want it to be perfect.
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Have you ever
noticed that "Manke"
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is but one vowel
away from "monkey"?
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I'm not implying anything.
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It's just something to
think about that's all.
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Manke... Monkey. Hmm...
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And I'll say no more.
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This serum is
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derived from pollen of the
rare Amazonian Aurora orchid.
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When it makes contact
with the skin,
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it concentrates the
human blushing mechanism.
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Anytime my teen foe feels
embarrassment or humiliation,
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the serum will cause a desire
to disappear to come true.
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She will literally vanish
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before our eyes.
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Question 32.
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"You feel prettiest in...
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(A.) pink,
B.) purple..." Definitely green.
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You have to admit,
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they sound a lot alike.
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A lot, a lot alike.
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Ron,
will you let the Manke-monkey
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conspiracy die already?
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I'm begging you.
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Hey.
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Did you see that?
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See what?
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I don't know.
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Nothing I guess.
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( Evil laughter )
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So, what now?
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Haven't you been reading, Shego?
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The mall is an ideal venue
for teenage embarrassment.
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We just sit back
and watch the show.
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( Gasps )
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KIM: It's Josh.
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Wait, I should bail.
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No,
he's probably seen me by now.
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I should just act natural.
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No. I-I'll take the escalator
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and then make my entrance
from the health food store,
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so he'll think...
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Whoa!
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Hey!
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Kim?
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Smooth entrance, Kim.
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Very subtle.
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Josh, I-I'm so sorry.
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I tripped and I was trying to...
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( gasps )
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Kim!
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I knew destroying Kim Possible
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would be a hoot,
but this is simply delish.
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( Gasps )
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Hmm?
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( Shrieks )
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( shrieking )
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RON: Hey, Kim, wait up!
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Are you okay?
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That was nasty.
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Ron, something critical
is happening to me.
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Look at this.
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Yeah, I'm no doctor,
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but you might want
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to get that checked out.
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WADE: Now just hold very still.
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Okay, Rufus.
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And scan complete.
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Compiling data now.
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You said this started
right after lunch, right?
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Check out this feed from
Bueno Nacho's security camera.
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Drakken.
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Got it. According to
body-temperature readings,
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Drakken's rigged it so
that every time you blush,
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cue the disappearing act.
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What does it mean?
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I'm turning invisible?
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Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
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It's kind of cool, actually.
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Sorry, guys,
but it's more serious than that.
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If the transformation becomes
complete, Kim will be gone.
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Gone? Gone like how?
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Gone like gone... as in forever.
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Kim, you can embarrass yourself
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right out of existence.
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The good news is,
I've isolated the cause...
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The pollen of the
Aurora orchid flower.
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It's only found
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in the remote regions
of the Amazon jungle.
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Another dose of pollen
should negate the effect.
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Quest time. Come on, Rufus.
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Oh, yeah!
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Let's go. No way.
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What if you barf on the plane
or get gum stuck on your shoe?
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You have to stay right here and
avoid embarrassment at any cost.
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Oh, come on.
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If I can do anything,
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I can keep myself from
getting embarrassed.
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Totally mind over matter.
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Sorry, too risky, KP.
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I mean, if it were me.
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You what?
267
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If I got hit by Drakken,
it wouldn't matter.
268
00:09:54,162 --> 00:09:56,581
How so?
Oh, I don't get embarrassed.
269
00:09:56,582 --> 00:09:57,911
Ever? Not that I can remember.
270
00:09:57,912 --> 00:09:59,831
But what about the time
you lost your pants?
271
00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:02,331
Times.
Too many to count, my friend.
272
00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:03,202
And did I blush?
273
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,541
I did not.
274
00:10:04,543 --> 00:10:05,832
Hate to admit it,
but he's right.
275
00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:06,623
You're grounded.
276
00:10:06,624 --> 00:10:08,202
( Sighs )
277
00:10:08,203 --> 00:10:09,872
( groans )
278
00:10:09,873 --> 00:10:12,082
KIM: Okay, blinds closed.
279
00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,872
Doors locked. Computer off.
280
00:10:13,873 --> 00:10:15,082
No embarrassment.
281
00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,042
No embarrassment.
282
00:10:16,043 --> 00:10:17,043
Oh, wait.
283
00:10:17,044 --> 00:10:18,253
The phone.
284
00:10:19,463 --> 00:10:21,002
( Phone ringing )
285
00:10:21,003 --> 00:10:22,003
Hello?
286
00:10:22,004 --> 00:10:23,832
Kim, it's Josh.
287
00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:27,002
Josh, look I'm-I'm so
sorry about your shirt.
288
00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:28,752
Kim, I just wanted to
see if you're okay?
289
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,912
I'm fine... for the most part.
290
00:10:30,913 --> 00:10:33,662
Listen, I... know this is kind of...
last second,
291
00:10:33,663 --> 00:10:35,792
but... do you want to hang out tonight?
I don't know...
292
00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:37,252
Yes. I mean no.
293
00:10:37,253 --> 00:10:38,292
I mean yes.
294
00:10:38,293 --> 00:10:40,962
I want to, but, uh, yes.
295
00:10:40,963 --> 00:10:42,372
Yes, yes.
296
00:10:42,373 --> 00:10:45,082
I'm sorry, is that your
way of saying yes or no?
297
00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,792
The answer is definitely yes.
298
00:10:46,794 --> 00:10:49,754
Just give me a couple of
minutes to get changed, okay?
299
00:10:58,204 --> 00:10:59,793
Hold up once you
get to the dock.
300
00:10:59,794 --> 00:11:01,413
I'll be right there to meet you.
301
00:11:01,414 --> 00:11:02,703
To meet us? You? Really?
302
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,043
I figured you could
use some backup.
303
00:11:05,044 --> 00:11:08,464
Besides, it's time I got
some experience in the field.
304
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,793
Ron, Rufus.
305
00:11:10,794 --> 00:11:12,583
Wade, I must say it's a pleasure
306
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,704
to finally meet
you in the flesh.
307
00:11:15,964 --> 00:11:18,293
Meet the Wadebot XR prototype.
308
00:11:18,294 --> 00:11:20,834
Okay, not flesh per se.
309
00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:23,753
Let's roll.
310
00:11:23,754 --> 00:11:25,003
( Straining )
311
00:11:25,004 --> 00:11:26,413
How are we doing on time?
312
00:11:26,414 --> 00:11:28,914
As long as Kim stays in her
room, we should be cool.
313
00:11:31,465 --> 00:11:34,504
( Doorbell chimes )
314
00:11:34,505 --> 00:11:35,874
We'll get it! We'll get it!
315
00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:37,414
Don't even think about
it, tweebs.
316
00:11:37,415 --> 00:11:39,004
Hi, Kim. Hey, Josh.
317
00:11:39,005 --> 00:11:40,544
You ready?
318
00:11:40,545 --> 00:11:42,164
( Kissing noises )
319
00:11:42,165 --> 00:11:43,165
Let's ride.
320
00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:44,334
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
321
00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:46,045
I'll be home by 10:00.
322
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,044
Just in case.
323
00:11:50,045 --> 00:11:52,044
Okay,
so if she gets home by 10:00,
324
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,294
she'll be on her computer
325
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,914
doing the diary
spill by about...
326
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,084
10:01!
327
00:11:56,085 --> 00:11:58,294
So we hack into
the diary by 10:02.
328
00:11:58,295 --> 00:11:59,834
No good. Why no good?
329
00:11:59,835 --> 00:12:03,584
She'll be up all night writing
gushy stuff about Josh.
330
00:12:03,585 --> 00:12:05,704
Oh, right.
The earliest we can get the dirt
331
00:12:05,705 --> 00:12:06,964
will be tomorrow morning.
332
00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:08,414
Unless...
333
00:12:08,415 --> 00:12:10,044
We spy.
334
00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:11,506
Hoo-sha!
335
00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:13,705
I hope you're hungry.
336
00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:15,415
Ravenous.
337
00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:18,626
Sorry. It's a little chilly in here.
Brrr!
338
00:12:20,466 --> 00:12:23,125
Table for two, please.
339
00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:27,546
( Jaunty music playing )
340
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,125
We need to make it another
six or seven miles downriver.
341
00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:34,836
It should...
342
00:12:37,876 --> 00:12:38,876
Rapids!
343
00:12:38,877 --> 00:12:40,625
Rapids? They're not on the map.
344
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,706
No.
They're right in front of us!
345
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:46,966
( Screaming )
346
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,046
( screaming )
347
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,047
( typing )
348
00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,506
We made it.
349
00:13:09,507 --> 00:13:11,416
How do you like me
now, Mother Nature?
350
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:12,546
Who's your daddy?
351
00:13:12,547 --> 00:13:13,917
Who's your daddy's daddy?
352
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:15,627
Uh-oh!
353
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,207
( Gasps )
354
00:13:20,297 --> 00:13:22,417
That's not on the map either.
355
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,507
( All screaming )
356
00:13:34,258 --> 00:13:38,837
It feels good to get out
of my room once in a while.
357
00:13:38,838 --> 00:13:40,917
I'm serious.
It's the mix of the hot
358
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:42,668
and salty, and cold and sweet.
359
00:13:45,048 --> 00:13:47,587
Is Josh doing what
I think he's doing?
360
00:13:47,588 --> 00:13:49,877
Dipping his fry into his shake?
361
00:13:49,878 --> 00:13:52,007
What does Kim see in this freak?
362
00:13:52,008 --> 00:13:54,507
Try it.
363
00:13:54,508 --> 00:13:57,417
A french fry dipped
in a milkshake.
364
00:13:57,418 --> 00:14:00,007
Josh Manke,
culinary trailblazer.
365
00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:03,127
Huh, he's kind of cute.
I approve.
366
00:14:03,128 --> 00:14:05,377
What are you,
her sister all of a sudden?
367
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,207
We're trying to
vanish Kim Possible
368
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:09,297
from the face of the Earth.
Remember?
369
00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:11,337
One heaping helping
of embarrassment?
370
00:14:11,338 --> 00:14:12,628
Coming right up.
371
00:14:14,089 --> 00:14:15,259
( Scuffle ) ( yells )
372
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:19,588
Okay, okay.
Okay, now it's your turn.
373
00:14:19,589 --> 00:14:23,008
What is your most deep,
dark, disgusting food combo?
374
00:14:23,009 --> 00:14:25,628
No way.
Not until I know you way better.
375
00:14:25,629 --> 00:14:27,169
I...
376
00:14:29,049 --> 00:14:30,838
Oops! Excuse me, Josh.
377
00:14:30,839 --> 00:14:33,469
This is so embarra... Oh, no!
378
00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:38,338
( Raspberry )
379
00:14:38,339 --> 00:14:40,008
No! No!
380
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,008
Josh, I'm so sorry.
381
00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:43,209
It was an accident.
382
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:48,509
Mmm!
This is really getting good!
383
00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:52,418
This valley is the
only place on Earth
384
00:14:52,419 --> 00:14:54,418
where the Aurora orchid grows.
385
00:14:54,419 --> 00:14:56,258
See if you could set it down
there, Wade.
386
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,509
That looks like a safe spot.
387
00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,169
( Roaring ) ( screaming )
388
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:03,209
Okay, maybe "safe" wasn't
exactly the right word.
389
00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:05,760
( Roaring ferociously )
390
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,760
( menacing roar )
391
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,379
( growling )
392
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,709
Hang tight, guys.
393
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,010
I've got this covered.
394
00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:23,969
( Roaring )
395
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:26,299
( screaming )
396
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,709
Initiating parachute
measures now.
397
00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:31,629
Oh, Wade,
we're free-falling off a cliff!
398
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,379
This is no time for "Oops!"
399
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:36,469
My bad. I never got around to
actually installing the chute.
400
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,049
It's sitting here in my closet.
401
00:15:38,051 --> 00:15:40,381
No!
402
00:15:45,671 --> 00:15:46,801
Oh!
403
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:51,340
( Grunts )
404
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,341
Ya!
405
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,420
( Glass shattering )
406
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,880
Hey, um...
I'm sorry about all that.
407
00:15:56,881 --> 00:15:58,420
That's cool.
How about we get out of here?
408
00:15:58,421 --> 00:15:59,421
Maybe catch a movie.
409
00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:00,920
A movie sounds perfect.
410
00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:03,091
In the darkest
theater we can find.
411
00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:06,090
Rats! She's on to us.
412
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,630
Check, please.
413
00:16:07,631 --> 00:16:11,050
( Screaming )
414
00:16:11,051 --> 00:16:15,260
( grunting )
415
00:16:15,261 --> 00:16:18,840
( grunting and groaning )
416
00:16:18,842 --> 00:16:20,711
Hey!
417
00:16:20,712 --> 00:16:23,711
( Crickets chirping )
418
00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:28,301
( men fighting noisily and
weapon lashing on-screen )
419
00:16:28,302 --> 00:16:30,051
How about I have
her sit on some gum?
420
00:16:30,052 --> 00:16:31,211
That should do it.
421
00:16:31,212 --> 00:16:33,881
Relax and enjoy the show, Shego.
422
00:16:33,882 --> 00:16:37,091
I've brought in the
experts to finish the job.
423
00:16:37,092 --> 00:16:37,921
Experts?
424
00:16:37,922 --> 00:16:38,922
( Gasps )
425
00:16:40,212 --> 00:16:42,211
These ninjas have been trained
426
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:43,801
since birth in the art
427
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:45,341
of inflicting humiliation.
428
00:16:45,342 --> 00:16:46,342
( Screams )
429
00:16:47,552 --> 00:16:48,761
Embarrassment ninjas?
430
00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:49,971
Are you kidding?
431
00:16:49,972 --> 00:16:51,421
I guess, in their field,
432
00:16:51,422 --> 00:16:52,971
it pays to specialize.
433
00:16:52,972 --> 00:16:55,172
Now go get her.
434
00:17:01,383 --> 00:17:02,762
( Gasps )
435
00:17:02,763 --> 00:17:04,382
KIM: Embarrassment ninjas.
436
00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:05,552
What?
437
00:17:05,553 --> 00:17:07,343
I said, let's move closer.
438
00:17:08,713 --> 00:17:10,592
I'm going to go for popcorn.
439
00:17:10,593 --> 00:17:12,512
Be right back.
440
00:17:12,513 --> 00:17:13,973
( Karate yells on-screen )
441
00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:35,302
What did I miss?
442
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:37,552
I thought embarrassment ninjas
443
00:17:37,553 --> 00:17:40,172
were supposed to
be, like, the best.
444
00:17:40,173 --> 00:17:41,713
Amateurs.
445
00:17:42,924 --> 00:17:44,263
Nice work, Rufus.
446
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,843
Wade, check it out.
447
00:17:45,844 --> 00:17:47,303
We're home free.
448
00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:49,013
Wade?
449
00:17:49,014 --> 00:17:51,763
No! Wade, hang in there, buddy.
450
00:17:51,764 --> 00:17:53,973
Just listen to the
sound of my voice.
451
00:17:53,974 --> 00:17:55,264
It's going to be okay.
452
00:17:56,264 --> 00:17:58,973
It was his first mission.
453
00:17:58,974 --> 00:18:00,973
He was so young!
454
00:18:00,974 --> 00:18:02,213
Stay with me, pal.
455
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,303
Leave him.
456
00:18:03,304 --> 00:18:05,803
No, Rufus.
No one gets left behind.
457
00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:06,973
Not on my watch.
458
00:18:06,974 --> 00:18:08,383
( Phone beeps )
459
00:18:08,384 --> 00:18:09,763
Ron, I'm fine.
460
00:18:09,764 --> 00:18:11,093
Get back to the flower already.
461
00:18:11,094 --> 00:18:12,924
All right. ( crashing )
462
00:18:17,094 --> 00:18:18,593
You want to go for a walk?
463
00:18:18,594 --> 00:18:20,383
Sounds nice.
464
00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:21,593
( Kim yells )
465
00:18:21,594 --> 00:18:22,714
Hey, watch it!
466
00:18:23,975 --> 00:18:25,554
Direct hit!
467
00:18:25,555 --> 00:18:26,714
Score!
468
00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:27,884
I'm fine.
469
00:18:27,885 --> 00:18:29,344
And not embarrassed.
470
00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:30,714
Not embarrassed in the least.
471
00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:32,214
( Gasps )
472
00:18:32,215 --> 00:18:33,635
Come on, Ron.
473
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,014
All Kim needs to do
474
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,054
is get a whiff of
pollen from the flower,
475
00:18:39,055 --> 00:18:40,015
and that should do the trick.
476
00:18:40,016 --> 00:18:42,384
What's the use, Rufus?
477
00:18:42,385 --> 00:18:44,714
We're hundreds of
miles from any civil...
478
00:18:44,715 --> 00:18:46,055
( jet engine roaring )
479
00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:51,384
Free peanuts, here we come!
480
00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:53,014
Oh! Peanuts!
481
00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:55,015
( Dog barking in distance )
482
00:18:58,675 --> 00:19:00,214
What are you doing?
483
00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:02,094
Uh...
I was going to hold your hand.
484
00:19:02,095 --> 00:19:04,514
Uh... can't.
First date, you know.
485
00:19:04,515 --> 00:19:06,975
Okay. I respect that, I guess.
486
00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:13,425
Just a few more
doses of humiliation,
487
00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:16,305
and Kim Possible should
be gone for good.
488
00:19:16,306 --> 00:19:18,305
You didn't happen to
borrow those binoculars
489
00:19:18,306 --> 00:19:20,215
from the embarrassment
ninjas, by any chance?
490
00:19:20,216 --> 00:19:22,305
Yes. Why do you ask?
491
00:19:22,306 --> 00:19:25,476
Oh, uh... um... no reason.
492
00:19:28,176 --> 00:19:29,886
Hey, check it out.
493
00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:34,885
Josh, this is amazing.
494
00:19:34,886 --> 00:19:36,885
You did it, didn't you?
495
00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:39,975
Yeah. Yeah, oh,
me and some of the neighborhood kids.
496
00:19:39,976 --> 00:19:41,845
It was all tagged
with graffiti before.
497
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:43,306
It's beautiful.
498
00:19:45,716 --> 00:19:47,385
Here you go, Kim.
499
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,056
One rare, endangered
Amazonian orchid for... Kim?
500
00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:53,016
Blinds down.
Computer off. Phone...
501
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,637
Caller I.D. Caller I.D.
502
00:19:56,637 --> 00:19:58,477
Manke.
503
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,307
This was fun tonight.
504
00:20:05,927 --> 00:20:07,266
What's going on?
505
00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:08,516
No!
506
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:09,886
Not that.
507
00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:11,847
Kim, is that you taking a bath?
508
00:20:20,597 --> 00:20:21,676
Kim?
509
00:20:21,677 --> 00:20:23,216
Talk to me, Wade.
510
00:20:23,217 --> 00:20:24,636
I'm picking up thermal scans
511
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:26,636
from a floating head
in Middleton Park.
512
00:20:26,637 --> 00:20:28,016
That's probably her, right?
513
00:20:28,017 --> 00:20:29,267
Hang on, Kim!
514
00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:34,848
This is the weirdest
date I've ever been on.
515
00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:37,387
( Gasping )
516
00:20:37,388 --> 00:20:38,557
Tweebs!
517
00:20:38,558 --> 00:20:40,557
Hey, Kim,
how come you're just a head?
518
00:20:40,558 --> 00:20:42,597
Yeah. Is that like full-blown
cooties or something?
519
00:20:42,598 --> 00:20:43,807
Home. Now.
520
00:20:43,808 --> 00:20:45,267
I'll destroy you two later.
521
00:20:45,268 --> 00:20:47,388
But if that was Jim and
Tim, then where are...?
522
00:20:48,678 --> 00:20:50,017
( Kiaiing )
523
00:20:50,018 --> 00:20:52,177
Ahh! Ooh!
524
00:20:52,178 --> 00:20:54,388
What's up? Show's over?
525
00:20:56,928 --> 00:20:59,307
DRAKKEN: Yes, she's just a head.
526
00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:00,927
Finish her!
527
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,807
Give her the pimple punch!
528
00:21:02,808 --> 00:21:04,097
Pimple punch?
529
00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:05,598
Pimple punch?
530
00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:08,388
( Gasps )
531
00:21:20,719 --> 00:21:21,848
( coughing )
532
00:21:21,849 --> 00:21:23,478
Oh, you got to be kidding.
533
00:21:23,479 --> 00:21:25,179
That is... Oh, my!
534
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,518
Hey, there you are.
535
00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:31,808
What's going on?
536
00:21:31,809 --> 00:21:32,848
What's with the cape?
537
00:21:32,849 --> 00:21:34,268
Long story.
538
00:21:34,269 --> 00:21:36,219
No. It's cool.
539
00:21:37,719 --> 00:21:39,018
( Sneezing )
540
00:21:39,019 --> 00:21:41,718
Josh, wa-wait.
541
00:21:41,719 --> 00:21:42,679
( Sneezes )
542
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,059
( sneezing )
543
00:21:45,979 --> 00:21:47,639
Bless you.
544
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,428
Come on. What is the big secret?
545
00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:56,809
Okay.
You promise you won't laugh?
546
00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:57,929
Yeah. Cross my heart.
547
00:21:57,930 --> 00:21:59,349
I like to put marshmallows
548
00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:00,389
on hot dogs, okay?
549
00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:01,479
Are you happy now?
550
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,059
Marshmallows? Are you for real?
551
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,929
That's, like,
totally embarrassing.
552
00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:07,640
Yeah, but I can live with it.
553
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,599
Do you know what
this night has been?
554
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,430
Yes. Perfect.
555
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:19,030
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