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RON: So, it's picture day?
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What's the big?
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No big.
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That's where you're wrong.
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It's the biggest.
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What do you think?
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Seen it too much.
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Mm-hmm.
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Kimmy, great news.
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Nana made you a special
dress for picture day.
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Um. Oh. Uh... great!
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( Chuckles )
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Can't wait for
the big cheer-off.
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Tomorrow, we are going to wipe
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those snotty Lowerton
Lemurs off the court.
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( Howling )
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You know, Bonnie's been circulating
a "ban the dog" petition.
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The Mad Dog cannot be
caged, leashed...
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Or housebroken.
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That game was in
triple overtime.
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I couldn't leave the court.
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I got a little excited,
and, well, accidents happen.
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Let's focus on my picture day
issues, please.
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Kimmy, the Nana dress is cute.
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Mom, let's review.
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That was your first
day with the braces.
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You were still
getting used to them.
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( Iaughs )
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I forgot about that one.
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Slight booger problem.
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Got to check for
bats in the cave.
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See? I have had a bad
run of school pictures.
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This year, that changes.
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( Beeping )
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Hey, Wade, what's the sitch?
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Monkey Fist has escaped,
and he's been spotted in China.
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No, no, no.
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Not monkeys again!
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Why does it always
have to be monkeys?
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I can't stand monkeys.
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Done?
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Almost.
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Curse you, monkeys!
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Ahh!
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Okay, I'm done.
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Looks like we're going to China.
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The picture day problem
will have to wait.
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What problem?
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Mom!
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It would mean so much to Nana.
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I'll think about it.
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? Oh, yeah, yeah ?
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? I'm your basic average girl ?
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? And I'm here to
save the world ?
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? You can't stop
me 'cause I'm... ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? There is nothing I can't do ?
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? When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ?
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? Know that I am on my way ?
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? It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ?
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? If you just call my name ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? When you want to page
me, it's okay ?
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? Whenever you need me, baby ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ?
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? Doesn't matter when ?
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? I will be there for
you till the very end ?
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? Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ?
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? You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ?
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Thanks for the ride,
Professor Ikari.
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Oh, Kim!
It's the least I could do,
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after you saved my
cybergenetic tick.
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Oh, it was no big.
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Oh, except for the part where
you almost blew your nose.
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You know, off your face.
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Yum.
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I only study real insects now.
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Is that why you're
here in China?
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Indeed. I am investigating
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the nutritional value of
common native species.
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Ant soup, stir-fried beetles,
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roasted grubs,
all quite plentiful
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and rich in protein.
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Yum.
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Oh, no, thanks.
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I'll stick with
these tasty treats.
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They're great.
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Spicy and...
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and crunchy.
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Hmm?
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( Grunts )
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Hmm?
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Oh, great Googly Moogly!
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What is in my mouth?
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Toasted chili peppers...
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Oh, phew!
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And mountain grasshoppers.
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Delicious, aren't they?
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( Retching ) ( gagging )
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Ron? Maybe you should
look before you eat.
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Crunchy and spicy
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has never betrayed
me like this before.
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( Rattling )
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Here we are, Kim.
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Forbidden City Museum.
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"Year Of The Monkey"?!
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How much monkey is one
man supposed to take?
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At long last!
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The amulet of the Monkey King.
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RON: Ahem!
Just one little problem.
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That doesn't belong to you.
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Kim Possible. But how?
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The stealth of the
Ninja Monkeys is legend.
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How did you find us?
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Too many 'nanners along the way.
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Yeah. A guy could slip
on one of those bad boys.
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Trippy? What have I told you
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about on-the-job snacking?
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No matter.
In a moment, I will become
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the Monkey King
of the modern era.
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Until then...
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Monkey Ninjas, attack!
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( Screeching )
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( yells )
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( grunting )
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( yells )
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Who's the higher primate now?
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( Yells )
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( yells )
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At last, my transformation
will be complete.
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Oops.
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( Groaning )
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The amulet!
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( Groans )
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Oh...
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was this what you're after?
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( Groans )
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I was to be the Monkey King!
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And so I shall be!
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( Screeching )
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K.P., you okay?
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Yeah. Hey, what happened?
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Uh...
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Oh, man!
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Kim...
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that is sick and wrong.
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( Class bell rings )
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? Whoa... ?
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( High-energy
techno music plays )
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( sirens blaring )
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( yawns )
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( grunts )
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In the way much?
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The routine doesn't work
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if you're not on point
in the final pose.
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( Yawning ): Sorry, Bonnie.
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I'm just a little tired...
and itchy.
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Yeah, well, a little tired
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isn't going to win the
regional cheer-off.
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And as far as itchy? Ew!
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RON: Ladies, ladies...
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sorry I'm late,
but the Mad Dog has arrived.
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Oh, great!
The slobber hound is here.
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Let's take a break.
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Okay, you girls cool off.
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The Ron man will be right here.
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This thing is
fiercely irritating.
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Well,
you always wanted a tattoo.
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I did not.
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Oh, right, that was me.
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And I wanted it
right between my...
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Ron. Too much info.
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Oh, almost forgot.
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Your mom dropped this off
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for you.
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Ugh. Not the Nana dress.
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Better put it on.
Pictures start soon.
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No, thank you.
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This year, I want to look
like a normal human being.
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Then you'll want to do something
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about that thing
on your forehead.
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What thing?
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( Screams )
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Great G!
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It's the picture day curse.
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( Groans )
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This cannot be happening.
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Hey, K.P., you forgot your...
( yells )
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Fuzzy caterpillar on your face!
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Please. It's bad enough
without you freaking out.
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No, no.
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The unibrow works on you.
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Uh-hmm!
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Right.
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Guys love the brow.
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Kim, I need to talk to you.
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Good, 'cause we've got
an ugly sitch here, Wade.
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How ugly?
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This ugly.
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( Choking ): Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh, what?
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Well, I checked out
that monkey amulet.
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Turns out that Monkey
Fist was on to something.
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Legend holds that
whoever wears the amulet
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becomes the Monkey King.
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Love the king part.
Not so hot on the monkey.
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Actually,
it's more monkey than king.
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Great, I'm going to be a monkey.
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Can't you stop it?
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Well, I'm not really sure.
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That's not what
I wanted to hear.
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Don't worry.
I'll get to work and let you know
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as soon as I've got something.
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Let's move it, people!
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Time for student photos!
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Stoppable, none of your punk
hand gestures this time.
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What? It was a thumbs up.
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Sit on your hands, just in case.
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Possible,
I see you're holding up
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your picture day tradition.
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Maybe if I pluck.
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( Yells )
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( screeching )
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Pictures, people, let's move!
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MAN: Welcome to Middleton.
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How long will you be staying with
us, Lord Fist?
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As long as it takes to
get what I came for.
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( Luggage wheels squeaking )
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Uh, sir,
we don't actually allow pets.
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But in this case,
I suppose we could make an exception.
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Smart human. Would you like
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a single or a double?
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Do you have a dojo?
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We have a gym and spa.
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I'll take it.
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So, uh,
are you in town on business?
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Yes.
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Monkey business.
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( Half-whispers ): All clear.
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( Cackles )
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This is great.
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I'm about to go full monkey.
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Hey, Kim.
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Or full Manke!
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Josh! Hey, is that a good book?
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This? Oh, yeah.
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Boy, it's fascinating.
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Wow, the dictionary.
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Yeah, I haven't read it yet.
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I figure I'll wait
for the movie.
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You know K.P.! Always studying.
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In fact,
she's late for study hall.
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Okay. Good luck at
the cheer-off tonight.
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The cheer-off? Like this?!
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Sure,
the crowd'll go ape for you.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Hold it right there, you two.
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Why aren't you getting
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your photos taken?
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Oh. Mr. Barkin.
We were just on our way.
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Oh.
And is this the scenic route?
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Actually, Mr. B.,
this is the scenic route...
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( screeching )
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Where'd Possible go?
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Uh... hair and makeup?
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Well, it couldn't hurt.
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Phew.
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00:09:15,385 --> 00:09:16,804
Okay, Kim, coast is clear.
272
00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:17,845
You got... ( yells )
273
00:09:17,846 --> 00:09:19,715
Ki-Kim?
274
00:09:19,717 --> 00:09:20,846
Huh?
275
00:09:20,847 --> 00:09:22,256
Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
276
00:09:22,258 --> 00:09:24,598
She's gone the full monkey!
277
00:09:27,510 --> 00:09:28,220
Huh?
278
00:09:28,222 --> 00:09:30,100
Okay, stay calm.
279
00:09:30,101 --> 00:09:32,100
( Screeching )
280
00:09:32,102 --> 00:09:33,221
Ugh!
281
00:09:33,223 --> 00:09:35,223
( Yells )
282
00:09:36,474 --> 00:09:38,103
My best friend is...
283
00:09:38,105 --> 00:09:39,224
my worst nightmare!
284
00:09:39,225 --> 00:09:40,145
( Growls )
285
00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,476
( beeping ) Huh?
286
00:09:42,557 --> 00:09:45,056
Hey, Kim. I... Oh, no!
287
00:09:45,058 --> 00:09:47,187
Wade! Kim's gone over
to the monkey side.
288
00:09:47,189 --> 00:09:48,558
Okay, don't panic.
289
00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:49,979
Don't panic?
290
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,109
She's a monkey!
291
00:09:51,111 --> 00:09:53,190
A fur-covered tree beast!
292
00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:55,191
I'm working on a way to
separate Kim's genetic matter
293
00:09:55,192 --> 00:09:56,321
from the amulet.
294
00:09:56,323 --> 00:09:58,482
Wade! You're talking science.
295
00:09:58,484 --> 00:09:59,523
This is magic!
296
00:09:59,524 --> 00:10:01,153
Evil, stinking monkey magic!
297
00:10:01,155 --> 00:10:03,444
You can't fight
magic with science!
298
00:10:03,446 --> 00:10:04,325
I can, too.
299
00:10:04,326 --> 00:10:05,025
No, you can't.
300
00:10:05,027 --> 00:10:05,616
Can, too!
301
00:10:05,617 --> 00:10:06,366
Cannot!
302
00:10:06,367 --> 00:10:06,826
Can, too!
303
00:10:06,828 --> 00:10:07,567
Cannot!
304
00:10:07,568 --> 00:10:08,027
Can, too!
305
00:10:08,028 --> 00:10:08,738
Cannot!
306
00:10:08,739 --> 00:10:10,197
Can, too, infinity.
307
00:10:10,199 --> 00:10:12,408
Oh, he got me with
the infinity clause.
308
00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:13,989
I'm going to need a DNA sample.
309
00:10:13,991 --> 00:10:15,330
DNA?
310
00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:16,870
Ron, just get me a
sample of her hair.
311
00:10:16,872 --> 00:10:18,701
Well, plenty of that here.
312
00:10:18,703 --> 00:10:20,573
You heard him, K.P.
We just need some hair.
313
00:10:21,374 --> 00:10:23,333
Ow. Oh.
314
00:10:23,335 --> 00:10:24,285
My face!
315
00:10:24,286 --> 00:10:25,834
Oh! Ow!
316
00:10:25,836 --> 00:10:27,625
Would you please cooperate?
317
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,666
( Screeching )
318
00:10:29,668 --> 00:10:30,837
( yells )
319
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,287
( crashing )
320
00:10:32,289 --> 00:10:33,289
( grunting )
321
00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:34,418
( car alarm blaring )
322
00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:35,500
( crash )
323
00:10:36,881 --> 00:10:39,750
( chuckling )
324
00:10:39,752 --> 00:10:41,711
So, Kim Possible...
325
00:10:41,713 --> 00:10:43,252
tea?
326
00:10:43,254 --> 00:10:45,793
How about a steaming cup
of "What's going on?"
327
00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,504
Oh, as if you don't know.
328
00:10:47,505 --> 00:10:49,794
All I know is thanks
to that amulet,
329
00:10:49,796 --> 00:10:51,715
I'm living a monkey nightmare.
330
00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,846
A nightmare? It's my dream.
331
00:10:53,848 --> 00:10:55,927
You don't deserve the
power of the amulet!
332
00:10:55,929 --> 00:10:57,928
Yes, I'm an ungrateful monkey.
333
00:10:57,930 --> 00:10:59,259
Don't worry.
334
00:10:59,261 --> 00:11:01,300
The amulet won't be your
problem much longer.
335
00:11:01,302 --> 00:11:03,551
I'd like to say it
won't hurt a bit,
336
00:11:03,553 --> 00:11:05,303
but that wouldn't be truthful.
337
00:11:09,475 --> 00:11:10,934
( Chuckling ): Bravo!
338
00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:12,435
A valiant effort, indeed.
339
00:11:12,436 --> 00:11:15,185
You didn't think I'd
actually allow you to leave?
340
00:11:15,188 --> 00:11:18,557
You are not a master of
Tai Ching Pek Wa, as am I.
341
00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:22,018
But the Monkey King
amulet has given you much.
342
00:11:22,021 --> 00:11:23,560
Like a tail?
343
00:11:23,561 --> 00:11:26,230
And now, I plan to take what
should have been mine...
344
00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:28,152
painfully.
345
00:11:28,153 --> 00:11:31,693
There.
That wasn't so bad, was it?
346
00:11:33,486 --> 00:11:36,315
Okay, so it was bad,
but it's for your own good, K.P.
347
00:11:36,317 --> 00:11:37,526
Mission accomplished.
348
00:11:37,528 --> 00:11:38,817
Hair sample ready to go.
349
00:11:38,818 --> 00:11:39,947
Place it on the sensor pad
350
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,158
and I'll get started
analyzing it.
351
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,108
Hopefully,
this will give me the info I need.
352
00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:44,239
I'll make sure
353
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,989
Kim doesn't run off.
And now we wait.
354
00:11:45,991 --> 00:11:47,740
Oh...
355
00:11:47,742 --> 00:11:49,241
What if Wade can't fix this?
356
00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:52,662
What happens if Kim's
like this forever?
357
00:11:52,664 --> 00:11:55,573
Well, if this is the new
you, so be it.
358
00:11:55,575 --> 00:11:58,074
There are worse things
than turning into a monkey.
359
00:11:58,077 --> 00:12:00,377
I can't think of
any, but I will.
360
00:12:02,419 --> 00:12:04,118
I don't care if you're
a stinking monkey
361
00:12:04,119 --> 00:12:05,168
on the outside, Kim,
362
00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:07,459
inside you're still
my best friend.
363
00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:09,710
Kim Possible, you're going to be the
best, hairiest you
364
00:12:09,712 --> 00:12:11,382
you can be.
365
00:12:13,423 --> 00:12:15,923
Okay,
smile pretty for the camera.
366
00:12:16,925 --> 00:12:18,624
It's an ape.
367
00:12:18,626 --> 00:12:19,835
Technically, she's a monkey.
368
00:12:19,836 --> 00:12:21,045
Apes don't have tails.
369
00:12:21,047 --> 00:12:22,837
Whatever. I get paid either way.
370
00:12:24,428 --> 00:12:26,837
Have to admit, K.P.,
aside from the monkey thing,
371
00:12:26,839 --> 00:12:29,048
I bet this will be your
best school picture ever.
372
00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:32,219
But next time, let's not throw
stuff at the photographer, okay?
373
00:12:32,222 --> 00:12:34,511
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
374
00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:36,512
Don't look, K.P. Just walk away.
375
00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:37,843
( Giggles )
376
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,553
Oh, Josh, you are so funny.
377
00:12:39,555 --> 00:12:41,184
Told you not to look.
378
00:12:41,186 --> 00:12:43,635
I don't know what Josh could
possibly see in Bonnie over you.
379
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:46,346
Except, you know, she's not full
of bananas and covered in fur.
380
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,308
( Screeches )
381
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,437
But that doesn't mean
382
00:12:48,439 --> 00:12:49,638
you don't have
feelings, too, right?
383
00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:51,438
Mm-hmm.
384
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,599
You may be a monkey,
but you're still a human being.
385
00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:55,440
They can't treat you like that.
Now, come on.
386
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,231
Yo, Josh, man.
387
00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:59,232
I got someone here I think
you'd rather be talking to.
388
00:12:59,234 --> 00:13:00,523
Total rudeness.
389
00:13:00,524 --> 00:13:01,903
We were dishing.
390
00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:02,944
Bonnie, no offense,
391
00:13:02,945 --> 00:13:04,484
but you're way out
of your league.
392
00:13:04,486 --> 00:13:06,065
Excuse me?
393
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,026
My man Josh here has had
his eye on this little lady
394
00:13:08,027 --> 00:13:09,027
for quite some time.
395
00:13:12,109 --> 00:13:14,488
Dude, are you trying to
set me up with a monkey?
396
00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:15,320
Uh-huh.
397
00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:17,530
Uh... hmm.
398
00:13:17,532 --> 00:13:20,031
Okay, major weirdness.
I'm out of here.
399
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,782
See you tonight at the
cheer-off, Josh.
400
00:13:21,783 --> 00:13:24,242
Oh, to you, she's just a monkey.
401
00:13:24,245 --> 00:13:27,864
To me, she's a great friend
and a beautiful person.
402
00:13:27,866 --> 00:13:30,656
I'm just sorry you can't see it.
403
00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:37,790
( Ron screams )
404
00:13:49,086 --> 00:13:50,336
( screeches )
405
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,434
( screeching laughter)
406
00:14:13,726 --> 00:14:15,345
"No pets."
407
00:14:15,347 --> 00:14:17,306
No offense, K.P.,
but maybe I ought to just go in
408
00:14:17,308 --> 00:14:19,307
and tell your mom by myself.
409
00:14:19,309 --> 00:14:20,638
You know,
break it to her gently.
410
00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:23,768
You're a...
you're a remarkable person, K.P.
411
00:14:23,771 --> 00:14:27,681
I mean...
never mind, I got to go.
412
00:14:40,528 --> 00:14:42,898
( Knocking on glass )
413
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,859
Sorry to bother you at work, Mrs.
Dr. P.
414
00:14:46,861 --> 00:14:48,690
Well, not like I was
doing brain surgery.
415
00:14:48,692 --> 00:14:49,692
You weren't?
416
00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:51,031
What's wrong? It's Kim.
417
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,652
Is she hurt? No, no.
She's feeling, uh...
418
00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:54,743
fit as a chimp.
419
00:14:54,744 --> 00:14:56,073
Fit as a chimp?
420
00:14:56,075 --> 00:14:57,744
I've never heard
that saying before.
421
00:14:57,746 --> 00:14:58,905
Well, you better get used to it.
422
00:14:58,906 --> 00:15:00,285
Kim's a monkey!
423
00:15:00,287 --> 00:15:02,366
Ron, you want me to open you up?
424
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:05,157
Make sure everything's,
uh, fit as a chimp?
425
00:15:05,159 --> 00:15:07,539
I'm serious! Look.
426
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,790
She was just here, I swear.
427
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,001
Okay, Ron,
428
00:15:13,003 --> 00:15:14,122
I've got a patient
429
00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:15,462
catching a chill on
his frontal lobe.
430
00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:16,703
But...!
431
00:15:16,704 --> 00:15:18,334
Mrs. Dr. P!
432
00:15:20,296 --> 00:15:22,165
Okay, Kim, maybe you're right.
433
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,666
If all goes well,
she'll never have to know.
434
00:15:24,668 --> 00:15:26,918
( Grunting )
435
00:15:31,671 --> 00:15:33,671
Any chance of you
letting me out of here?
436
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,762
Didn't think so.
437
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,845
( Grunts )
438
00:15:48,638 --> 00:15:50,267
( clanking )
439
00:15:50,269 --> 00:15:52,309
Great! My tail's all thumbs.
440
00:15:58,853 --> 00:16:01,772
Love to stay, but I don't
want to be a monkey forever.
441
00:16:01,774 --> 00:16:03,933
You don't know
how lucky you are.
442
00:16:03,935 --> 00:16:07,394
But your luck is
about to change.
443
00:16:07,396 --> 00:16:10,356
( Cackling )
444
00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:17,859
I was destined to
be the Monkey King.
445
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:19,570
According to the ancient text,
446
00:16:19,572 --> 00:16:20,991
there is still one way
447
00:16:20,992 --> 00:16:22,571
for me to achieve complete
448
00:16:22,573 --> 00:16:24,282
and total monkeyosity.
449
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,573
Personally, I think you should
set your goals a little higher
450
00:16:26,575 --> 00:16:28,284
on the evolutionary scale.
451
00:16:28,286 --> 00:16:31,285
Jest if you wish,
but there is only one way
452
00:16:31,287 --> 00:16:33,786
to part you from the amulet.
453
00:16:33,788 --> 00:16:35,997
A very painful way.
454
00:16:35,999 --> 00:16:37,618
Hello. How are you doing?
455
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:38,909
What's with the ape?
456
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,039
I'm a monkey. I have a tail.
457
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,290
Oh, yeah.
How much can you tail press?
458
00:16:43,292 --> 00:16:45,502
We'll see.
459
00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:47,913
( Grunts )
460
00:16:47,914 --> 00:16:49,834
Strong tail.
461
00:16:54,377 --> 00:16:56,376
Doug! Stop her!
462
00:16:56,378 --> 00:16:58,457
I had a dog that ran
away from me once.
463
00:16:58,459 --> 00:17:00,629
It still hurts. You know?
464
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,880
Has anyone seen Kim?
465
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:05,460
I mean,
she is the head cheerleader.
466
00:17:05,462 --> 00:17:07,131
And the cheer-off
is about to start.
467
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,212
We won't stand a chance
without her on point.
468
00:17:09,214 --> 00:17:11,513
Looks like Miss Perfect's
going to leave us hanging.
469
00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:12,674
So typ.
470
00:17:12,675 --> 00:17:14,094
Don't worry, K.P.
471
00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:15,925
I'm sure Wade'll be able
to get you back to normal.
472
00:17:15,927 --> 00:17:17,096
Yo, Wade. Status report?
473
00:17:17,097 --> 00:17:18,346
Wade?
474
00:17:18,348 --> 00:17:19,807
Sorry. I had a printer jam.
475
00:17:19,808 --> 00:17:22,017
I'm afraid I've
got some bad news.
476
00:17:22,019 --> 00:17:23,598
Bad? How bad?
477
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,469
Well, turns out there's
a 24-hour time limit.
478
00:17:26,471 --> 00:17:28,390
If we don't change Kim
back in five minutes,
479
00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:30,021
she'll be a monkey permanently.
480
00:17:30,023 --> 00:17:32,022
You know what, Wade?
If that's so, it's okay.
481
00:17:32,024 --> 00:17:33,893
I think Kim and I have
proven that our friendship
482
00:17:33,895 --> 00:17:35,354
isn't just skin
deep, or fur deep.
483
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,604
Oh, Ron.
484
00:17:36,606 --> 00:17:38,025
That's not Kim. What?
485
00:17:38,026 --> 00:17:40,475
The first sample was
from a real monkey.
486
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,396
A natural born monkey.
487
00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:44,437
What?
488
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,728
It's a monkey?!
489
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,439
I spent the day
with a real monkey?
490
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,361
( Yells )
491
00:17:48,362 --> 00:17:50,110
Ew, monkey!
492
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,571
( Screeching )
493
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,321
No, you're right.
494
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,773
We had a good day, didn't we?
495
00:17:56,114 --> 00:17:57,573
Ron.
496
00:17:57,575 --> 00:17:59,194
Aah! Kim! You're a...!
497
00:17:59,196 --> 00:18:02,535
Yes, I know,
I'm a banana-eating tree swinger.
498
00:18:02,537 --> 00:18:05,156
( Squeals and moans )
499
00:18:05,158 --> 00:18:08,577
Wait. How do I know you're
Kim and not a real monkey?
500
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,539
A talking real monkey?
501
00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:11,870
Anything's possible.
502
00:18:11,871 --> 00:18:13,740
Monkey Fist tried to
get the amulet back.
503
00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:16,241
And, by the way,
thanks for noticing I was gone.
504
00:18:16,243 --> 00:18:19,242
But I thought he...
she... it was you.
505
00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:21,494
Please. You'd never catch me
506
00:18:21,496 --> 00:18:23,245
wearing that dress.
507
00:18:23,246 --> 00:18:24,495
( Retches )
508
00:18:24,497 --> 00:18:26,416
Talk to me, Wade.
I need a DNA sample.
509
00:18:26,418 --> 00:18:27,838
Some hair will work.
510
00:18:30,249 --> 00:18:31,918
How's this?
511
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,289
We'll know soon,
because we're running out of time.
512
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:35,710
Time till what?
513
00:18:35,712 --> 00:18:37,501
Until you're a
monkey permanently.
514
00:18:37,503 --> 00:18:39,132
Can this get any worse?
515
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:40,422
Yes.
516
00:18:40,424 --> 00:18:42,093
Hyah!
517
00:18:42,095 --> 00:18:44,345
Hah!
518
00:18:46,597 --> 00:18:48,757
( Groans ): Oh!
519
00:18:51,389 --> 00:18:52,558
Kim! Run!
520
00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:54,348
We'll meet up in the gym.
521
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,510
( Screeches )
522
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:02,182
Ron Stoppable.
523
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,433
We have both experienced
the mystical monkey power
524
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,434
of Tai Ching Pek Wa.
525
00:19:07,436 --> 00:19:08,765
Oh!
526
00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:11,605
But I am a monkey
master and you are not.
527
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:12,808
( Screeching )
528
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:23,360
Chippy, what are you doing
here with these humans?
529
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,522
Chippy? That's your name?
530
00:19:24,523 --> 00:19:26,612
Uh-huh.
531
00:19:26,614 --> 00:19:28,523
( Beeps ) I'm almost ready.
532
00:19:28,525 --> 00:19:30,274
Where's Kim? Um, I'll find her.
533
00:19:30,276 --> 00:19:32,485
I'll never forget you, Chippy.
534
00:19:32,487 --> 00:19:34,906
Out of my way,
you monkey traitor.
535
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:40,117
Now,
to claim my Monkey King crown!
536
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,239
Welcome to the
regional cheer-off
537
00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:45,910
between last year's champion,
the Middleton Mad Dogs,
538
00:19:45,913 --> 00:19:49,582
and their arch rivals,
the Lowerton Lemurs!
539
00:19:49,584 --> 00:19:52,323
And there's Lowerton's mascot!
540
00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:53,705
( Crowd cheering )
541
00:19:53,706 --> 00:19:57,245
And there's... some guy.
542
00:19:57,248 --> 00:19:58,457
How we doing, Wade?
543
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,627
I'm just about ready.
544
00:19:59,629 --> 00:20:01,328
I'm going to route
the DNA sequencer
545
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,959
through the
communicator's data port.
546
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,879
So you just have to
point at Kim and zap.
547
00:20:04,881 --> 00:20:06,920
Point and zap, got you.
548
00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:09,541
And look! Lowerton brought
another lemur mascot!
549
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:10,592
A lemur?!
550
00:20:10,594 --> 00:20:12,333
I've never even
been to Madagascar.
551
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:14,503
Hmph. Lemur, indeed.
552
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,795
( Funky dance music plays )
553
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:26,008
ANNOUNCER ( chuckling ):
Oh, this is great.
554
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:28,429
The two mascots are
performing a tumbling routine
555
00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:30,972
and the crowd loves it.
556
00:20:37,726 --> 00:20:39,475
Tick-tock, Wade.
557
00:20:39,476 --> 00:20:41,845
All set, zap away.
558
00:20:41,847 --> 00:20:43,436
Huh? Wade!
559
00:20:43,438 --> 00:20:45,687
I'm pointing but
there's no zapping.
560
00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:47,559
Sorry, wrong cable connector.
561
00:20:51,852 --> 00:20:53,941
ANNOUNCER: Incredible!
Kim Possible,
562
00:20:53,943 --> 00:20:55,402
the Middleton head cheerleader,
563
00:20:55,403 --> 00:20:57,652
has KO'd Lowerton's mascot.
564
00:20:57,654 --> 00:21:00,734
It worked! No more itching.
565
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,449
And Middleton wins
the cheer-off!
566
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:13,119
Oh, what a spectacular display.
567
00:21:13,121 --> 00:21:14,410
My, my.
568
00:21:14,412 --> 00:21:16,321
Glad you could make it.
569
00:21:16,323 --> 00:21:18,282
So not the drama.
570
00:21:18,283 --> 00:21:19,203
( Groans )
571
00:21:19,205 --> 00:21:20,453
That's it, buddy.
572
00:21:20,454 --> 00:21:21,863
You're in violation of code.
573
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,074
Impersonating a mascot.
574
00:21:23,076 --> 00:21:24,625
Lemur, ha!
575
00:21:24,626 --> 00:21:26,205
Where's your tail, lemur?
576
00:21:26,207 --> 00:21:26,997
Take him away!
577
00:21:26,998 --> 00:21:29,166
I am a monkey master!
578
00:21:29,168 --> 00:21:30,997
Not a lemur!
579
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,788
Good to have you back, K.P.
580
00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,749
Glad to be back.
581
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,040
Where's your little
monkey friend?
582
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:37,250
( Gasps )
583
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:38,371
( banging )
584
00:21:38,372 --> 00:21:40,711
Hey, you're okay.
585
00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:42,672
( Screeching )
586
00:21:42,674 --> 00:21:45,543
You seem to have gotten
over your monkey issues.
587
00:21:45,546 --> 00:21:47,045
K.P.,
I think this is the beginning
588
00:21:47,046 --> 00:21:48,335
of a beautiful friendship.
589
00:21:48,337 --> 00:21:49,586
At least this year
590
00:21:49,587 --> 00:21:51,376
I avoided another
picture day disaster.
591
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:54,427
Thank goodness I wasn't
anywhere near a camera.
592
00:21:54,429 --> 00:21:56,838
Uh, yeah. About that...
593
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,089
Mom!
594
00:21:58,091 --> 00:22:00,640
What is that picture
doing on the wall?
595
00:22:00,642 --> 00:22:01,681
What's that, honey?
596
00:22:01,683 --> 00:22:03,552
Oh, well,
the boys just loved it.
597
00:22:03,553 --> 00:22:05,382
It's your best
school picture yet.
598
00:22:05,384 --> 00:22:06,763
Hoo-sha!
599
00:22:06,765 --> 00:22:09,554
Very funny, tweebs.
600
00:22:09,556 --> 00:22:10,885
Well, you have to admit, Kimmy,
601
00:22:10,887 --> 00:22:12,386
the Nana dress isn't your look
602
00:22:12,387 --> 00:22:13,886
but Chippy pulls it off.
603
00:22:13,888 --> 00:22:15,888
( Gasps, groans )
604
00:22:15,938 --> 00:22:20,488
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