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CHARLIE:
Once upon a time

there were three little girls
who went to the police academy,

One in los Ange/es.

One in San Francisco.

The other in Boston.

And they were each assigned...

[BUZZING]

very hazardous duties.

But i took them
away from all that

and now they work for me.

My name is Charlie.

[m]

[m]

Hm, there's Flo's van.

WOMAN:
Maybe the Victors
are giving a party.

I thought
they were in China.

I hope the real estate
agents out of here.

Must be.
Sign is gone.

Huh.

WOMAN:
What‘s the matter?

The burglar alarm
has been turned off.

One of the agents probably
forgot to turn it back on.

I guess so.

I wonder if they got
any offers on the place.

Well.

Considering
we've had people

tramping through
here all day long,

things look
pretty good.

Then why
do | feel uneasy?

Oh, it's just
your imagination.

I'm gonna
check the library.

Why?

I'm just going to,
that's all.

Harry!

What's the
matter with you?

You know howl hate
it when you do that.

We're expected
at the Burtons at 6:00,

it's an early dinner.

Okay, okay.

Scare a man to death.

[SCREAMS]

MAN:
Just stay in the closet, lady,
we don't wanna hurt you.

[GLASS SHATTERING]

[m]

CHARLIE:
Ange/s, you heard
Mrs. Mayhew’s story.

Fortunate/y, she was unharmed

and her husband suffered
only a mild concussion.

He should be out of the
hospital in a day or two.

Uh, can you describe what
was stolen, Mrs. Mayhew?

Yes, my husband owned a rare
collection of
Egyptian jewelry.

Third dynasty.

They were museum pieces.

CHARLIE:
insured for half
a million dollars, Angels.

And the objects were all small

and therefore easily
transportable?

The entire
collection

could be fitted
into a handbag.

Well, it was obviously a very
carefully planned operation.

I mean, with the
burglar alarm turned off,

the thieves taking only
the Egyptian jewelry,

and their knowing
exactly where to find

the display case
it was kept in.

And then to have scheduled it
during the open house

when there were dozens
of potential buyers

going in and out
all day long.

Mrs. Mayhew,

you said a caterer's van
was parked

across the street
during the robbery?

Yes. Oh, but Tyrone is

the leading caterer
in Beverly Hills.

We've used him for
parties ourselves.

He would never
be involved

in anything like this.

Sorry, Mrs. Mayhew,
but the police do believe

Tyrone ’s van
was used by the thieves.

Tyrone himself
reported it stolen

the afternoon
of the robbery.

it was found the next
morning at the airport

Mrs. Mayhew, what
real estate company

has a listing
on your house?

Kingsbrook Realty.

0h, they're a
very reliable firm.

Angels, think we ’ve taken
enough of Mrs. Mayhew’s time.

I know she’s very anxious

to visit her husband
in the hospital

Yes, especially
since Tyrone

is catering his lunch
personally today.

Our pleasure, Mrs. Mayhew

Bosley wrll see
you to the door.

Thank you all.

Bye-bye.
Nice meeting you.

Well, as the saying goes,
ourwork is cut out for us.

Yeah.

Kingsbrook
Realty.

Isn't there a slogan:

"Kingsbrook, king of Beverly
Hills” or something like that?

Yeah, that's the one.
Barry Kingsbrook.

Hires nothing but
would-be gorgeous starlets

who sell houses
and anything else

their clients
are interested in.

Hm.

Angels, / didn’t want to say
this in front of Mrs. Mayhew,

but the police have
in vestigated Barry Kingsbrook

before on charges
similar to these.

The y’ve never been
able to prove anything.

But before we
start on Kingsbrook,

let’s clear up
all the loose ends.

Tiffany, check the Mayhew
house, see what you can find

And, Kelly, why don’t
you pay Tyrone a cal/.7

Maybe he can, uh--

He can cater you
some information.

[m]

Oul?

Hello,
I'm Kelly Garrett.

l have a 3:00 appointment
with Tyrone.

Ah, yes.
Miss Garrett.

MonsieurTyrone
is expecting you.

Monsieur,
Mademoiselle. eh, Garrett.

Thank you.

Mademoiselle
Garrett?

Enchante’.
Welcome to Tyrone.

Everything is
in readiness.

Everything?
Oh, but of course.

You see, Tyrone believes
that careful planning

is the key to the
successful affair,

n ’est-ce pas?

That is why Tyrone
does not talk catering.

Tyrone caters.

Hm.
Apre’s vous, eh.

Shall we, Albert?

l/oila‘a" indeed.

Well, I certainly wasn't
expecting all this.

Yes.
I can't stay long,

but, uh, we'll
have a little taste.

Very good. You see,
where others say

that their
food is delicious,

Tyrone proves
his food is delicious.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

Oh, no, no, no.
[SPEAKS FRENCH, CLEARS THROAT]

Tyrone, the table
is magnificent.

Ah, mercr', merci.

Um, we will
commence with...

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

Mmm. Sounds wonderful.

You know,
the Mayhews were delighted

with the meal you served
Mr. Mayhew in the hospital.

Well, you know the Mayhews?

That is very strange,

because I have never seen you
at one oftheir parties.

Oh, well, |-- I've been living
in Paris the past few years.

I've so missed the
social scene of Beverly Hills.

Delicious.

[ALBERT WHIMPERING]

Tell me.
Yes.

Who's been attending
the Mayhew parties these days?

The usual guests.

Uh, the mayor, always,

and the very
different movie stars,

the old ones you know,
and I may add, the real ones.

Like Barbra, Lana,
Loretta, Paul and Barry.

Barry's always there.

Barry?
Barry Kingsbrook.

Oh, yes. He's the king of
the Beverly Hills real estate.

And my favorite client.

Do you know, mademoiselle,
| cater his poker games.

And while thousands of dollars
are going from left to right,

I'm serving him caviar.

In Tyrone's special
delicacy that he likes.

From this
we will move on to...

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

l-- I'm so sorry, Tyrone.

But I do have an appointment
with my hairdresser.

You are leaving? But...
[SPEAKING FRENCH]

Oh, I hope you'll forgive me.
But you forget,

the dinner party that you
mentioned on the telephone,

remember? You forgot to
tell me how much you
want to spend.

Oh, yes. How
thoughtless of me, Tyrone.

Oh, let's see. My budget
only allows me to spend,

uh, $1000.

Ah, merveilleux, because
Tyrone can provide for you

for $1000,

a very intimate dinner for 20.

[LAUGHS]

How nice. Unfortunately,

I was thinking of something
a little more elaborate.

Say, uh, $1000 for two?

Bonjour.

Come on, Albert.

[m]

Put the food
back in the fridge.

Damn it.

Did I blow it.

[m]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[GASPS]

You're not a robber, seriorita.

No, I'm not a robber,
I'm a friend of the Mayhews.

Who are you?

Juan Garcia, seriorita.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

The gardener.
Ah. You work here?

Si, seriorita.

Where you here
the day of the robbery?

Si, seriorita.

You have any idea who
might have stolen the jewels?

No, senor/ta.

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

All day, many people,
many cars.

Who was the last one
to leave, do you remember?

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

Awoman.

I saw someone
get in the car across
the street

and drive away.

Then I went home.

What'd she look like,
this woman?

Oh. From across
the street, seriorita,

my eyes are not so good.

She was muy bonita.

But the car,

the car was different
than the others.

How was it different?

A-- Un station wagon.

With a picture on the door.

A picture?
What kind of picture?

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

A halo?

Uh, an angel?

I'll show you.
Okay.

[m]

This was
on the car.

[JUAN SPEAKS SPANISH]

BOSLEY:
Well, it looks like
you were right

about Kingsbrook Realty,
Charlie.

It seems that they're
connected in some way

with every
possible suspect.

Tina Fuller
certainly could have

turned that
burglar alarm off.

And Tyrone is definitely
connected to Kingsbrook.

He told me so
himself.

CHARLIE:
Kris, why don't you go to work

as an agent
in Kingsbrook Realty?

How do I
do that, Charlie?

By showing up.
i got you the job yesterday.

So, what took you
solong?

[m]

Okay, lwant all you
new agents to remember

that if it's south of
Olympic, we aren't interested.

If it's west
of La Mesa Drive, pass,

and if it's less
than half a million,

we can't waste
our time on it.

Mr. Kingsbrook.
Yeah?

Is it true that we're not
allowed to wear slacks?

What, and cover up
those beautiful legs?

Ladies,
real estate is sexy.

Now, the Kingsbrook Company
sells sexy houses,

and it takes sexy ladies
to bring in the bucks.

Your job is to
move the merchandise.

Now, however
you go about it,

hey, that's
your business, okay?

Are there
any more questions?

Perfectly clear.

Okay. I'll be assigning
each one of you

to an experienced
agent for one week.

You'll find out how we
operate in the field,

and, uh, I guess that's all.
Thank you very much.

Uh, Terry, I wanted
to ask you a question.

Kris. Could I talk
to you for a minute?

Yes, Mr. Kingsbrook.

No, no, no, no.
It's Barry.

Everyone around here
is on a first-name basis.

Barry.

Kris, I would like to see you
sell a house a month.

Now, let me give you
a little tip.

Check out your friends, find
out who's getting a divorce.

It's pure gold.

What do you mean?

Well, you see, for every
divorce in Beverly Hills,

there are actually
three houses sold:

the one the happy
couple leaves behind--

They have to sell it so they
can divide up
community property.

And the two that each one
ofthem buys after the split.

I never thought of it
that way.

Well, if you start
thinking about it that way,

you'll make $100,000
in a bad year, okay?

Okay.

Is this a single's match
or can anybody play?

Hi, babe.

I wouldn't want
to stop a good thing.

Kris,
this is Tina Fuller.

Tina, this is Kris Munroe,
she's a new girl in town.

I can tell.

She looks like she
can move the merchandise.

Oh, yeah.
It's nice to meet you, Tina.

I've heard great things
about you.

Some of it
may even be true.

Oh, and in case you have any
plans for the man here, Kris,

he and l are an item.

What? You don't believe
in multiple listings?

No, dear.

Well, listen,

my only plans
are to make some big bucks.

I was just getting
a few pointers.

This girl speaks
the native tongue, Barry.

Welcome to the kingdom
of Beverly Hills.

And buy
yourselfa bucket,

'cause if you're sharp,

it's gonna start
raining money.

[m]

[m]

I'm sorry. Either I speak
with Mr. Kingsbrook
personally,

or I guess you
lose the listing.

WOMAN:
Just a moment please.

[BUZZES]

Yeah, Cindy, what is it?

A Miss Ludlow
on the line for you, Barry.

She insists
on speaking to you personally.

What does she want?
Well, she wants

to sell her uncle's house.

It's a $2 million
listing, Barry.

I'll take the call.

Barry Kingsbrook here.

Mr. Kingsbrook,
Tiffany Ludlow.

My aunt and uncle are on
the Riviera for the season,

and they've
authorized me

to sell their house
during their absence.

I have all the necessary
legal papers, etcetera.

And what's the address?

601 Beverly Heights Drive.

Can you come
and see it?

I can do better than that.
I'll, uh, bring our
A-team out,

and we'll give you
an accurate appraisal.

What's a good time for you?

Oh,
the sooner the better.

I'm sure you'll be
pleasantly surprised.

I'm looking
forward to meeting you.

He'll be
here in an hour.

You were perfect.

Thank you.

Now, for the little surprise
that Charlie and I planned

for the folks
at Kingsbrook and Company.

Mr. Kingsbrook should
find these irresistible.

Show us what
you got, Bos.

The bait.

And if Kingsbrook bites,

his fence will
have to find the buyer.

So he will have to
call the one gentleman

who specializes in this
kind of merchandise who--

Who Charlie
just happens to know.

Mm-hm.

Right. He's gone straight now,

but he likes to
keep up with the action.

Got it. He'll call Charlie
and we can spring the trap.

Precisely.

Ladies,
would you like to

feast your eyes on
those little goodies?

They're letters.

Bos.

Read on.

And to paraphrase the Bard,

damned be she
who first cries, "Hol Enough."

[m]

Don't worry, Bos.
Sure, Bosley.

[m]

BARRY:
At2 million, it's a steal.

Barry, uh, I want
the exclusive.

Ha-ha-hal
Down, Tina.

I'll tell you girls
what I'm gonna do.

Now, the call came in
to me personally,

but I'm gonna throw it
up for grabs, okay?

So whoever sells this place
gets halfthe commission,

that's 40 or 50,000

big green ones, got it?

Okay, let's go.

Ah, Mr. Kingsbrook.

Won't you come in?

Tiffany Ludlow.

Hello, what
a pleasant surprise.

Thank you.

Do come in,
everyone. Hello.

Hello
How are you today?

Go right into the garden
and make yourselves at home.

[m]

Miss Ludlow?
TIFFANY: Yes?

You give us the run of
the house for 20 minutes,

and we will vanish
out of you life,

but only for
the time being.

I'll be in the study
going over my collection.

If any of you
have any questions,

please don't
hesitate to ask.

Uh, I have a question.
Yes.

What do you collect?
Rare letters.

These are from
the American Revolution.

Washington, Jefferson,
Franklin, et cetera.

The collection's been
in my family four generations.

Well, it must
be invaluable.

Well, they're
insured for2 million,

but of course I could
never part with them.

They're irreplaceable.

Do you think we could get
a look at them later?

Anyone who wishes to
share an exciting touch

with American history
is welcome to see them.

I'll be in the study.

I hope you like the house.

Okay, girls, 20 minutes,
in and out.

Let's go, huh?

Miss Ludlow.
Yes?

Uh, I'd like to
see your collection.

Would you?
Yes.

I'm so glad you
asked, Mr. Kingsbrook.

[m]

Are you
an epistolary?

Uh, heh, I beg
your pardon?

An admirer
of rare letters.

Oh, no, no. But I'm
interested. Please show me.

Oh, thank you.

They show the human side
of ourfounding fathers.

Rare love letters from George
Washington to his mistress...

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

Oh, old George
had a mistress, huh?

Oh, indeed he did.

There's one from
Benjamin Franklin to
Mrs. Howe.

They often
played chess together.

Hm. Do you
mind ifl read one?

Of course.

Just, uh, keep it
in its plasticjacket.

They are, after all,
invaluable.

[m]

Washington, Jefferson,
Benjamin Franklin,

anybody who was anyone
in those days.

I've seen them,
and, uh,

they gotta be
worth a fortune.

They are
worth a fortune.

I know, because, uh,
I've got a buyer.

That was fast.

I got on it
the minute you called.

See, there's
a fence in Miami

who handles letters.

He's the only one
in the country.

Now, I gave him a ring,

and he's sending a buyer in
from Palm Beach.

A guy from Palm Beach,
Florida.

Uh, Jake Pickens is his name.

Sent to me by my, uh--
My contact in Miami.

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

He collects letters.
He's a real freak-o.

Well, he wants letters,
I got letters.

I'll tell you, they're, uh,
worth 2 million easy.

Less my commission, of course.

Of course.

You, uh, you can
set up an appointment?

Can a fish swim?

Okay, how about tomorrow,
12:00,

the Ambrochette
Room in Beverly Hills?

And I'll pick up
the tab, naturally.

Just one thing, Barry.

My client insists
on seeing the merchandise

before he buys.

That's no problem.
I can arrange that.

I'll be
at the Ambrochette at noon.

Remember,
Jake Pickens.

Got it.

[m]

Barry.
You could knock, babe.

Yeah, well,
this is urgent.

I'm about to close
a $2 million deal,

and you talk urgent?

I think Kris what's-her-name
is a phony.

Oh, what? Get out of here.
Come on.

She's out there
in the other room right now

going over our listings.

But not just any listings.

Only the homes
that have been robbed.

It could be a coincidence.

Yeah. And Raquel Welch
is Orphan Annie.

What, you think
she's an insurance
investigator?

Or a cop.

[SIGHS]

Okay, tell you what.

You've got a friend
at the Real Estate Commission.

Check into her background,

find out where she went
to real estate school,

where she got her license,
the whole works.

Good idea.

I'll check it out from my end.

Ifshe is a plant,
she already knows too much.

I might have to arrange...

a little accident
for Miss Munroe.

Why so sad?

Oh, I just hate to see legs
like those go to waste,
that's all.

[m]

Mmm, not bad, not like the
fried chicken in Palm Beach,

but not bad.

What'd you say
the name ofthis place was?

Ambrochette.
Probably one of the most

exclusive restaurants
in Beverly Hills.

People pay over $300 a month

just for the privilege
of eating lunch here.

Well, I guess aside
from the mediocre service

and the poor food
and my getting knocked

half off of my chair
almost all afternoon

and the horrible traffic
noise and the gas fumes,

you can call
this a passing affair.

But when are we gonna get
to the business in hand, boy?

I mean, didn't Marty tell you
that I have a busy schedule?

Right now,
Mr. Pickens, right now.

Just call me Jake,
would you?

All my good buddies
call me Jake.

Right, Jake.

Now, I have arranged for us
to see a house this afternoon,

you understand
for purposes of our
discussion,

we are referring to it
as a house.

Well, I call 'em letters,

but if you wanna call it
a house, you go right ahead.

No, please,
don't mention letters.

This house
is colonial, authentic.

Washington, Jefferson,
Benjamin Franklin,

all could have slept there,
if you get my meaning.

Then what I understand is that
you want2 million cold cash

for this here colonial.

That's right.
Delivery within the week.

It'll have to be by Sunday,
boy.

because I'm gonna hop
on my little plane

and go right back to
Palm Beach.

Now, you just let me see
exactly what I'm gonna buy,

and I'll guarantee you

that you'll have
your cash within 48 hours.

I like your style, Jake.
Well, that's good,

because I don't think
yew much of this restaurant
of yours.

Now, look, if you could just--

You call that fat boy and
see if he can get my
coffee over here

without knocking me
out of my chair.

Waiter?

[m]

You owe me one, Tina,
and don't you forget it.

Oh, cool down, Glenn. I'm
just doing a job for my boss.

Yeah, well, mine is
gonna come waltzing in here

any minute from lunch.
And if he sees you looking
at his files,

we are going to be
in deep trouble.

Well, Kris Munroe

did not take her
real estate exam here in LA.

So what?

She got her real estate
license in Sacramento.

You saw the folder.

Sure, sure, your boss
gets a letter from his boss

in Sacramento,
and everything's okay.

But there's nothing official
here, no documents.

It's not kosher, pal.
It's not kosher at all.

What?

You and me
out discoing tonight.

And after that we
go back to my place,

How about it?

I have an
even better idea.

Name it.

When you're ready to
buy a house, call me.

And then we'll go
discoing all night.

You're all
heart, Tina.

You know that?

See you later.

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

[m]

0h!

Well, well, well, here you
are, right on the button.

I like that,
that gives me confidence.

Well, that's what I
sell, Jake. Confidence.

Ah, Barry, this here is Miss
Lucy Doolittle from Pensacola.

[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
Hi.

Hi. It's a pleasure to meet
a real Southern lady, ma'am.

Pleased to meet
a western gentleman, sir.

I've been
listening to Mr. Pickens

sing your praises
ever since lunch.

Unfortunately, Barry,
I can't carry a tune

so that may not
be a compliment.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Jake, you're too much.

Uh, may I
present Kris Munroe,

one of my real
estate associates?

Hello.

How do you do?
Hi.

BARRY:
Would you like to
continue this in the car?

Uh, hop in and I thinkyou're
in for a few pleasant
surprises.

BOSLEY:
I like surprises, as long as
they don't cost me money.

BARRY:
That's funny.

There's nothing funny
when it comes to money, Barry.

[m]

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

Well, Jake?

We'll see,
we'll see, son.

I think you're gonna
like it, Jake, believe me.

Well, son, for the kind of
money we're talking about,

I should love it.

[CHUCKLES]

What a charming house.

How much is it?

Oh, it's 2 million
asking, we think it's a steal.

Oh, well, who's doing
the stealing, honey?

The buyer
or the seller?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Hello,
everybody.

Folks, this
is Tina Fuller,

another Barry Kingsbrook
real estate specialist

ready to serve you.

Oh, Barry,
Barry, Barry.

Where do
you find them?

Why don't you all
come in

and have a glass
of champagne and cool off?

Okay.

Go ahead, Jake.

BOSLEY:
Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Allow me to present Tyrone,
caterer to the stars.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

We have here a few delicacies
to tempt the travelers'
palate.

My, my, my, you know
a man can put on 50 pounds

just looking
at all that.

[LAUGHTER]

Tyrone,
the champagne, please.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

Lovely.

Thank you.
Thank you.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

...but, um,

have we
not met before?

You remember...

Oh, I hardly think so,
Mr. Tyrone, but you know,

I do have a cousin
that lives around here,

and some folks think
there's a certain likeness.

Yes, but--

Oh, Mr. Tyrone,
I do envy you, sir.

You must tell me the name
of each and every star

that you have
ever catered to.

Mr. Kingsbrook,
how nice to see you.

Miss Ludlow,
you look fabulous.

Thank you, Mr. Kingsbrook,
so do you. So do you.

Thank you.

Are these
the buyers you mentioned?

Yes, this is Mr. Jake Pickens
of Palm Beach.

My pleasure.

Charmed.

And his friend
Miss Doolittle.

Hi.

TIFFANY:
Hello.

Would you like to join us
for some hors d'oeuvres?

Oh, I do love
the way you sell houses.

Thank you.

You know, it turns out
that you and Mr. Pickens

have something in common.
Oh, what's that?

Well, he also collects rare
letters, and he was wondering

if you'd be kind enough
to show yours to him.

Treasures
are made to be shared,

Mr. Kingsbrook,
don't you agree?

Oh, my philosophy exactly,
Miss Ludlow.

Mr. Kingsbrook,
you are incorrigible.

[m]

Ooh, not had, not bad at all,
if I say so myself.

Have you seen the Franklin
letter to the marguesa?

Seen it? My dear,
I memorized it.

I have never seen anything
like it, Miss Ludlow.

Tell me about
your collection, Mr. Pickens.

Well, at the last
appraisal it was valued

at a quarter of a million
dollars, but that is not even

in the same ballpark as
these little darlings.

I, uh-- I gather you
like them, Jake?

Oh, you gather
correctly, son.

Maybe Miss Ludlow knows

where you can get some
that are similar.

Hm.
Well, Mr. Pickens,

I wish I could,
but these are one of a kind,

they've been
in my family for generations.

There's no way
I could ever part with them.

BOSLEY:
Not for any price?

Not for any price.

WeII.

Well, then, I guess
I should just reconcile
myself.

Why don't you and me
talk price

about the house,
Mr. Kingsbrook?

At least I can
buy something today.

Would you excuse us,
Miss Ludlow?

Of course.

Thank you.

[m]

You, uh,
like them Jake?

Oh, I don'tjust
like them, son. I want them.

Real bad.

You got 'em.

Just have the money ready
Saturday afternoon,

and I'll
tell you where

to deliver
when the time comes.

Then Sunday morning, I'm on
my little plane to Palm Beach,

and that only gives you
24 hours, son.

You think
you can handle it?

Remember
my motto, Jake:

Barry Kingsbrook,
where the client is king.

Ho-hol

[BARRY CHUCKLES]

I think we've zeroed in
on the rat.

Uh-huh. Now all we have to do
is get the rat into the trap.

[NORMAL VOICE]
You northern girls
sure do talk dirty.

[m]

Excuse me.

Uh, can I talk
to you for a moment, Barry?

Sure. Excuse me, Jake?
Yes, son.

Not now, Tina.

Barry,
it's now or never.

I had a friend
of mine check Kris' file

in Sacramento
and it doesn't exist.

She has to be a plant.

Well, well.

I told you not to
bring her, why did you?

Okay, hold it down.

I learned something
a long time ago:

If somebody
is watching you,

keep them close so you
can keep an eye on them.

Don't worry.
Kris Munroe is dead.

[m]

BARRY:
Well, uh, yes, Miss Ludlow.

The open house
is doing just fine.

Well, my people will be
there from 1 to 5,

you can come back
any time after 5.

Okay.

Well, thank you.

Bye.

You wanted
to see me?

Yeah, Kris, I wanted to go
over some new listings
with you,

but, uh, we'll work out
at my place

and kinda getaway
from the phones, you know?

Oh, I can't.
I have a meeting

with a very important
client in 10 minutes.

This is not a request,
my dear. It's what you're
going to do.

So you might
as well put a smile

on that pretty
little face of yours.

Honey, lam
gone for the day.

No phone calls
under any circumstances

and don't
try to find me.

Barry,
this is a qualified buyer.

He's gonna make an offer
on a million six house.

We have the exclusive.
Do you know what the--?

You are going
to love my place.

There's not another
one like it in Beverly Hills.

The man I bought it from was a
million dollar a picture actor

and he's got a room in there
called the bomb shelter

you are not
going to believe.

Barry,
I don't wanna go.

Well, then you're fired.
Is that what you want?

Well, you certainly
can be convincing.

Ha-ha! This way.

[m]

I don't understand this.

Where is Kris? She was
due here 20 minutes ago.

Why don't we call her
at Kingsbrook's office?

Well, let's give her
five more minutes.

Ah, looks like the
last ones are leaving now.

Bye-bye, now.

[m]

Bos, there's Tiffany.

All right, everybody's left
the house except Tina Fuller.

And that little sweetheart has
just unlocked the front door

and turned off
the burglar alarm.

I figure is the same thing
she did at the Mayhew house

the day of the robbery there.
Have you seen Kris?

No.

Haven't you?

Well, that does it,

then I'm gonna phone her
at the office.

Look.

[m]

Come on in, guys.

It's that way.

BOSLEY:
Let's go.

[m]

[DOOR OPENS]

All right. Don't move.

Hold it!

Get up slowly,
gentlemen.

Hold it!

Hold it!

[COUGHING]

Where's Kris?

How should I know?

All I did
was unlock the door.

Tina, whatever happens,
you're an accessory.

Now, where is she?

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Come on, let's go.
Come on.

[m]

Chang, we'll be
in the bomb shelter.

This way.

The movie star
I bought this place from

was convinced that someone
was out to get him

so he had this
bomb shelter constructed.

Apres vous,

It pays to be crazy,
rig ht?

Paranoid's paradise.

Now, wouldn't
you like to, uh,

get out
of those hot clothes

and slip
into something comfortable?

I'd like to get back
and sell that house.

Uh-huh. Well, you know
what they say

about all work and no play.

Well, you know what they say

about all play
and no commissions.

I'll tell you what.

Let's get into the hot tub
and talk about your future

with the company, okay?

And don't worry, I have
a suit for every size.

Hmmm.

Well, when in Rome...

Right this way.

KELLY:
601 Beverly Heights Drive.

They're waiting
for you, sergeant.

Please hurry. Right.

[SIGHS]

Time is running out,
Tina.

I'll go a lot
easier on you

if you tell us
where Kris is.

[SIGHS]

Barry took her to his place.

But I had absolutely
nothing to do with it.

[m]

Hello.

Dynamite. You know,

maybe I should
double your commission.

Why do you think
lwear the suit?

[GIGGLES]

Here you go. Pure fruit juice

and vitamins.

Here's to...moving
the merchandise.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER
OVER RADIO]

[ENGINE STARTS]

This is nice, isn't it?
[SIGHS]

It's nice, it's really nice.

Who hired you, Kris?

[SIGHS]

What do you mean?

Kris, who hired you?

[SIGHS]

What did you put
in that drink?

It's just fruit juice.

Of course there
a coating on the glass

with drug on it.

Nice little drug.

Now, are you gonna answer
some of my questions?

I wanna know
who you're working for,

and I wanna know how much
you know about my operations.

Oh, I'm so sleepy.

[SIGHS]

Now, you listen to me.

Unless I administer an
antidote

they're gonna
find you here

simmered like an artichoke.
Cooked to death.

Now, are you gonna talk to me,

or do I have to leave you here
to die?

[m]

[HORN HONKING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Okay, babe.
I gave you every chance.

There's nothing more
I can do for you now.

[m]

[BELL RINGS]

Dedrick Exterminators.
No. No.

Mr. Kingsbrook telephoned us.

You've got termites.

Sorry, no need termites.

We're not selling them.
You have them.

No have termites.

Have Tupperware, silverware.
All kind of ware.

No termites.

We mean...bugs.

You sell bugs?

TIFFANY:
Mr. Kingsbrook
sent for us.

He's really gonna
be bugged if you...

don't tell him
about his bugs.

Sorry. Mr. Kingsbrook,
he busy.

Well, I'm sorry, but we're
going to have to insist.

You sell termites with gun.

Aye.
Excuse me.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Chang?

Chang?

Kris?

You didn't really think
I'd drink that, did you?

Look,

we can make a deal, okay?
I know we can make a deal.

I don't think so.

Think about it, Kris.

A million dollars
I'm talking about, okay?

Tax free, no strings.

I'm talking about
a million dollars.

A million dollars, Kris!

I'm good for it.
Ask anybody.

[m]

[SHOUTS]

[GLASS SHATTERING]

Krisl

Krisl

I think that's called
moving the merchandise.

Krisl

[KNOCKING 0N DOOR]

Looking for a house?

This one's a steal.

Wait'll you see
the playroom.

[ALL LAUGH]

[m]

BOSLEY:
Well, Charlie, most
of the stolen items

including the Mayhew's
Egyptian jewelry were found

in a warehouse
in San Francisco.

You see, apparently
Kingsbrook was selling them

one at the time. Whenever
he was in need of money

to cover
his poker debts.

CHARLIE:
That’s one of the reasons
he was so hard to trace.

Kingsbrook, in his own way,
was a shrewd operator.

Oh, a man of impeccable
taste, Charlie.

He stole nothing
but the best.

Speaking of impeccable taste,
Ange/s,

/ think you deserve
a special reward

for the fine job you did

Bosley, show the Angels
what / had in mind.

I thought that you would
never mention it, Charlie.

As for myself,
I cannot stomach the idea.

But on behalf
of the Angels,

I thank you
and bid you adieu.

Do you-- ? Do you get
the felling,

Bosley's trying
to tell us something?

With all the subtlety
he can muster.

And our Bos is not known
for his subtlety.

Ladies, please.
You are spoiling the surprise.

Vol/ea!

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

Oh, boy.

Beautiful.

Tyrone has created
these irresistible morsels

to caress your palates.

Ha-ha! Terrific.

May I serve you,
monsieur?

Uh, no, no, no, Tyrone.
Really, I shouldn't.

Oh, yeah. You see.
Bosley's on a diet, Tyrone.

Yes, he has to lose
10 pounds this month.

Stakes his
reputation on it.

Don't you, Bos?

Yes, uh, that's--
That's true.

But of course it's not
every day that we get a chance

to celebrate
the rescue of letters

by George Washington,
Thomas Jefferson

and Benjamin Franklin,

our founding fathers.
Bosley.

Your diet.

Think of your reputation.

Greater love
hath no man

than he lay down
his diet

for his country.

Oh, no. Here.
Mmm.

Bravo.

[LAUGHS]

[m]

[m]