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(eerie music)
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- [Carissa] Why the hell
are we leaving so early?
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- [Jerri] Because you
got us kicked out.
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- [Carissa] We got kicked out?
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- [Jerri] No, not we,
you got kicked out.
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- [Carissa] Uh, why?
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- [Jerri] 'Cause the bouncer
didn't like it too much
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when you threw up all over him.
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- [Carissa] Hey, I tried
to make up for that.
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- [Jerri] I don't think making
out with him right after you
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puked up your stomach
lining was a very good idea.
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- [Carissa] I just don't
think he was into blondes.
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- Yeah, let's go with that.
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- [Carissa] Okay.
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- One, and two,
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okay, okay, okay.
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All right, can you stand?
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I need to open the door.
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Are you, okay, okay.
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I'm so proud of you,
I'm so proud of you.
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(thud)
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Son of a bitch.
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- It's too cold.
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- I can't imagine why.
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How the hell am I --
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(retching)
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Goddammit.
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(sighs)
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Thank you for being a
lightweight, Carissa.
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Ah.
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Better.
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(eerie music)
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Merry Christmas from
your secret santa.
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Cute.
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We're not suppose to do
secret santa until tomorrow.
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A power drill.
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(whirring)
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Interesting gift choice.
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Bath bombs, lottery tickets,
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but a power drill.
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(eerie music)
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Whoever's screwing with me,
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it is 10 p.m. on a
Friday and I am sober
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so I am not in the mood.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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- Hey.
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- Jeez.
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- I'm sorry.
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Are you okay?
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What are you yelling about?
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- It's fine, it's nothing.
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It's just someone's
screwing with me.
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It's not you is it?
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- No, I wish I had that
much time on my hands.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, yeah, It's just,
whatever, you know.
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- Okay well, holler
if you need anything.
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- [Jerri] Will do.
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(labored breathing)
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(screaming)
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(whirring)
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(screaming)
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(blood spurting)
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(deep, scary music)
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- Ooohhh, god.
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I'm home?
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Uhhh.
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(screams)
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- Oh yes!
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Yes!
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(cash register dinging)
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Merry Christmas, Wiggles.
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Why thank you Senor Clappy.
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And remember boys,
buy me gold today.
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I bring out Mr.
Plunger, oh spank me!
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(knocking at door)
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Shit.
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Here's a refund boys.
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(knocking at door)
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- Uhh, someone had
better be dead.
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Ohh,
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I'm coming.
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Brian?
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- Whoa, seen better days, huh?
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- Nicole, Brian's here.
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- Shit.
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Shit.
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Oh shit.
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Okay.
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I'm coming.
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- You wouldn't happen to
have a Percocet on you?
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- Just black tar heroin.
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- Thanks.
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- Hey.
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- Hey.
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- You ready to go?
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- [Nicole] Yeah.
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(eerie music)
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(muffled lecturing)
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- Aren't you gonna
take any notes?
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- Nah, he'll post 'em online.
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- Okay.
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- What'd I miss?
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(snoring)
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(muffled lecturing)
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Okay, 72 hour study
session, starts now.
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It's cumulative.
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What do you mean,
the server's down?
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(snorting)
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Who even reads these
things anymore?
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(alarm clocking blaring)
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Let's do this shit.
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Bag, bag, I need bag, bag.
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(sighs)
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(knocking at door)
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- Here are the rest of the
exam booklets you asked for.
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- Ah, thank you kindly.
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- Anything else you need?
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Anything at all?
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(laughs)
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- Look, as tempting
as that is, right now
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we can't, not now.
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- Why not? We have time.
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I'll only be your TA
for three more hours.
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- Well, I mean, three hours,
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that's three hours
for us to get caught.
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- It's more fun that way.
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- Give me today.
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After the exam, we can
announce that we're a couple.
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- Really?
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- Yep.
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I can shout it
from that rooftop,
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right there if you'd like.
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- Well, I do have the
perfect plan for us to make
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our first appearance together.
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- Oohh, I love events.
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Do tell.
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- It's a party at
my place, tonight.
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More of a small get
together, really.
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- Um, well, I'm really
a party kind of a dude.
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And I don't know how
comfortable I feel
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partying with my students.
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- After today they
won't be your students.
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Please,
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for me.
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- I'd love to go.
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- [Liv] Thank you.
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(knocking at door)
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- [Male] Professor.
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- Shit.
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(thud)
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- [Liv] Uh, my face.
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(eerie music)
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- Where the hell
is my straightener.
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Eh, thank you, Jerri.
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(eerie music)
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- Ready.
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- Yeah, I think so.
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Can I take a look at your
notes again real quick?
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- Yeah.
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- What?
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- Musta forgot 'em.
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(knocking)
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- Hey.
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(laughing)
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- Hi.
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- Are you feelin' all right?
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- Huh, why, what'da you mean?
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- You seem a bit jittery.
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- Me, jittery?
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No, no, I'm not jittery.
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Top of the world,
steady as a rock.
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- When was the last
time you slept.
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- Ah, one, two
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three days ago, quiet
frankly I don't remember.
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- Jesus, Duane.
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- Are you sure you're
ready to write today?
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- I,
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I was born ready.
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What?
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Come on, let's go.
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(digital phone dialing)
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- Hi baby.
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I just wanted to call and
say good luck this morning.
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I have a bit of a
surprise for you tonight.
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I miss you.
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Sorry I was so
grouchy this morning.
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- I can't talk right now.
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- Are you coming?
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- Be right there.
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I have to go.
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- Uh, where's the stapler.
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A little peak won't hurt.
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(phone ringing)
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Professor Ramsey's office.
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- Everything good.
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- Yeah, that was just
my mom, wishing me luck.
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- [Nicole] Aww.
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(sniffing)
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- Oh shit.
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00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,692
- Everything okay?
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(high-pitched buzzing)
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- [Professor Ramsey]
Phones off desks.
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- Hey!
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(sighs)
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00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,257
- Hello.
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- In here.
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- Not bad.
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- Thanks.
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- Can I make a
slight suggestion.
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- Well I'm sure you're gonna
make one no matter what
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I say, so sure.
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00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:56,276
- The wreath just looks
a little bit off center.
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- Looks fine to me.
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- Okay, that's fine.
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Ah just,
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maybe...
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- Why don't I just run
through this quickly
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to save some time.
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00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,287
You tell me the wreath's
off center, I say it's fine.
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00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,855
You adjust it anyway.
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00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,857
Next you tell me the
garland's wrapped too tight.
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We argue for about an hour,
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00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,061
resulting in you taking
over the decorating while I,
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out of frustration,
get shit-faced.
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Sound about right?
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00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,533
- Couldn't a said
it better myself.
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- Good, I've been itching
for a drink since 11.
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(pop)
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- Did you see Jerri when
you left this morning?
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- No, I haven't seen
her since last night.
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She said someone's
playing a prank on her.
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- It's the first
I've heard of it.
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- She wasn't in her
room this morning,
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and I know for a fact
that girl does not
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get up before noon.
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- Exam?
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- She finished three days ago.
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- Something probably came up.
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I'm sure she'll be back
to make up for last night.
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That girl can smell a
party from miles away.
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- Yeah.
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(alarm screeching)
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00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,659
- [Automated Announcer] A
pull station in the building
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has been activated,
please exit the building.
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A pull station in the
building has been activated,
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please exit the building.
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- Why?
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00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,616
- There's something
I need to tell you.
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- Sure.
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- I,
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certain people.
254
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We all have debt.
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- Okay.
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- I found a way --
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00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,099
- Do you need some money?
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00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,270
- No, no, I don't need money?
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00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,204
- [Brian] What is it?
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- Nothing, it's nothing.
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00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,977
I was just wondering how
you got your financial aid.
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- Just go down to the
student resource center
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and fill out some forms.
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Do you want me to go with you?
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00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,285
- No, no, it's all right.
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8 o'clock here?
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- I'll be here.
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- Bye.
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- Bye.
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- [Liv] There's some mail
on the counter for ya.
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- Thanks.
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00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:50,650
Oh no.
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Tuition bill, utilities bill.
274
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:57,824
Jesus.
275
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,936
Is anyone gonna
eat this cucumber?
276
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,305
(sirens blaring)
277
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,573
(fire truck horn honking)
278
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,675
- [Man] Bring in the bomb squad.
279
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,744
(crying)
280
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:25,318
- Hello everyone, and welcome
to cooking with Naughty Nicki.
281
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,589
I just need $200 to
start the show, yes.
282
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:35,362
(labored breathing)
283
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,530
Thank you Jimmy Jellyfish.
284
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:43,803
Someone's what?
285
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,275
(creepy music)
286
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:55,147
That's not funny Jimmy,
I'm kicking you out.
287
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,350
♪ Silent night,
288
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,685
♪ Holy --
289
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,553
- [Man] Oh there's one.
290
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,591
- Care to donate?
291
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:05,592
(bell ringing)
292
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,927
(screaming)
293
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:18,170
- Oh god, oh god,
what have I done?
294
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,275
You, you, you
didn't deserve this.
295
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,013
(crying)
296
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,021
(phone vibrating)
297
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,402
- Fucking asshole.
298
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:54,240
Hey Liv, toss me that
bottle a Jack would ya?
299
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,075
Somebody get the door!
300
00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:58,945
- [Liv] I'll get it.
301
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,452
A little early there, Duane.
302
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,887
- Sleep, I just wanna sleep.
303
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,490
Why won't anybody let me sleep?
304
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,729
- Okay, come on in sweetie.
305
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,932
Carissa, I need a
little help in here.
306
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:23,235
- (Laughing) what the
hell happened to you?
307
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,672
- Did Nicole do something to
her hair, she looks different?
308
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,774
- Sweetie that's Carissa.
309
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,216
- No it's not.
310
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,489
- Okay, I think you crammed
way too hard this time,
311
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:43,623
let's get you to bed.
312
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,558
- I need a drink first.
313
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,026
- [Carissa] You're hilarious.
314
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:47,960
Let's put him in Jer's room.
315
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,563
She's not there, she won't mind.
316
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:53,966
- Oh.
317
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,267
- Uhh.
318
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,235
- Smells like Jer forgot
to take out the garbage.
319
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,571
- Yeah, it's a little stinky.
320
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:00,973
- Sleep.
321
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,375
- If you insist.
322
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:13,119
(eerie music)
323
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,050
(gurgling)
324
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,552
- [Carissa] Hey.
325
00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:49,055
- (Coughing) Oh, what the
hell are you doin' here?
326
00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:53,225
- Well you left your door
unlocked, so I just let myself in.
327
00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:56,328
- You should not be here.
328
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,429
- Would you relax.
329
00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:58,998
Nobody saw me.
330
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,200
- Don't get comfy, you gotta go.
331
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,401
- That's funny, 'cause
you weren't too keen on
332
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:04,170
me leaving the other night.
333
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,806
Wanna have a quickie
before the party?
334
00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:11,310
- [Brian] What we did the
other night, it was a mistake.
335
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:12,311
- A mistake?
336
00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,715
- Look, I'm with Nicole.
337
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,384
- Well it wasn't her
name you were calling out
338
00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:19,719
the other night.
339
00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:23,122
- Carissa,
340
00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:23,956
you're a
341
00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:28,628
a nice girl,
342
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:31,664
but what we did,
343
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:35,234
we can never do that again.
344
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,237
- What do you see in her anyway?
345
00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:42,341
She's a boring prep, and a
lousy lay too, I'm betting.
346
00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:44,844
- We're over, done, terminito.
347
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:47,914
I don't love you.
348
00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:50,182
I love Nicole.
349
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,985
- Well, what will
she think of you
350
00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:56,055
when she finds out
you slept with me.
351
00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:01,628
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, why
would you tell her that?
352
00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,596
- Well, it's the truth.
353
00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:05,564
And me being a good
Catholic and all,
354
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:09,235
I'd have to confess in
order to be forgiven.
355
00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:13,740
- Let's not bring
religion into this.
356
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:17,710
- Well, there is one thing you
might be able to do for me.
357
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:20,546
Something that
will keep me quiet.
358
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,483
- Anything.
359
00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:30,122
- You're a peach.
360
00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:42,334
- Hee, hee, hee,
that was fun boys.
361
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,772
Until next time, keep being a
donor and keep tugging that --
362
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,339
(knocking at door)
363
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,641
Crap.
364
00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:51,210
Just a second, I'm not dressed.
365
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:01,053
- Hey, I could use your
help if you're not --
366
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:04,323
Hey, we're suppose to
share those you know.
367
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:08,294
- Yeah, I've been on a
real health kick lately.
368
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,096
- You're not the only one.
369
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,230
I could use a hand.
370
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,666
- I'm just gonna get dressed.
371
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:18,504
- Are you all right,
you seem a bit stressed.
372
00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:22,508
- Yeah just normal stuff,
I have a lot of bills.
373
00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,077
- If you want, I can
pull some strings and
374
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,079
get you a job on campus.
375
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:31,918
- That's okay, I have
something in the works.
376
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:32,752
- Great.
377
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,399
Do you want some?
378
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,468
- No, no thanks.
379
00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:51,771
I've had my fair share
of roughage today.
380
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:52,872
- [Liv] Okay.
381
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,510
(eerie tones)
382
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,727
- What is up, Je, uhh.
383
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,334
- Duane?
384
00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:28,941
Oh Jesus.
385
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:32,411
Buddy, are you all right?
386
00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,081
- Jer, Jerri.
387
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,483
- [Nicole] Yes, you're
in Jerri's room.
388
00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:39,952
- No, she's, she's --
389
00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,087
- She's what?
390
00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:42,755
- She's under there.
391
00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:44,791
- Under where?
392
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,829
What are you talking about?
393
00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:50,997
- She's under the bed.
394
00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:53,800
She's, she's missing an eye.
395
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,568
- Okay, I think someone
needs to go back to bed.
396
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:57,669
- But, but...
397
00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,439
- It's you.
398
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:02,141
- I swear, just look.
399
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,716
(eerie buzzing)
400
00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,622
- Duane, there's nothing there.
401
00:29:16,622 --> 00:29:17,556
- What?
402
00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:19,792
But, but, that's impossible.
403
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:26,398
- You must have hallucinated.
404
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:29,501
Come on hun, let's
get some sleep.
405
00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:32,504
I'll call you when
the party starts.
406
00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:42,815
(labored breathing)
407
00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:45,317
(scary music)
408
00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:48,387
- Is he okay?
409
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:51,123
- Well, he's still
seeing things.
410
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,292
- Oh.
411
00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:57,196
(door belling ringing)
412
00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:58,397
- [Nicole] That'll be the pizza.
413
00:29:58,397 --> 00:30:01,533
- [Liz] Pizza, I'm
making hors d'oeuvres.
414
00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:06,672
- Oh hey, how's it goin'?
415
00:30:06,672 --> 00:30:07,706
- Good thanks.
416
00:30:07,706 --> 00:30:09,541
- Yeah, that'll be um,
417
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:11,410
22.84.
418
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,480
- Keep the change.
419
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,714
- Oh, thanks.
420
00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:19,351
Hey, don't I know
you from somewhere?
421
00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:21,053
- I've got one of those faces.
422
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,889
- [Pizza Guy] No, I --
423
00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:30,796
Bitch, I don't know why
she didn't stop, I just...
424
00:30:36,802 --> 00:30:38,337
(high-pitched buzzing)
425
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:39,238
- Oh!
426
00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:40,772
- Hey!
427
00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:43,209
What're you doin' down there?
428
00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:45,311
Hey!
429
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,353
Weirdo.
430
00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:09,001
I don't get paid
enough for this shit.
431
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:12,804
(high-pitched buzzing)
432
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:14,974
(choking)
433
00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:27,553
(coughing)
434
00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:38,630
(doorbell ringing)
435
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:39,465
- Got it.
436
00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:44,336
Hey.
437
00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:45,171
- Hey.
438
00:31:49,942 --> 00:31:51,077
For the host.
439
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,811
- Thank you, how thoughtful.
440
00:31:52,811 --> 00:31:54,180
I'll take that for you.
441
00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,081
Come on in.
442
00:32:10,796 --> 00:32:11,630
- Brian.
443
00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:14,033
- Carissa.
444
00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:22,741
- Hey.
445
00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:23,575
- Oh, hey.
446
00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:24,410
- Wanna drink?
447
00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:25,244
- Sure.
448
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,689
So, where's your squeeze
for tonight, Liv?
449
00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:39,191
- Well, according to her,
450
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:42,361
we get to meet this
mystery man tonight.
451
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,263
- Oh, really, do I know him?
452
00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:47,433
- Ah, you've probably
seen him around.
453
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:49,668
Careful, they're hot.
454
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:50,736
- [Brian] Shit!
455
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:51,737
- You idiot.
456
00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:58,944
- [Liv] Okay guys, dig in.
457
00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:03,815
- Thought I smelled
something good.
458
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,485
- Hey, look who
decided to wake up.
459
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:07,953
- [Nicole] Feeling better?
460
00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:09,721
- Much, much.
461
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:13,359
And after a few a these I
will be right as fuckin' rain.
462
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,127
(laughing)
463
00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:17,463
- Has anyone heard from Jerri?
464
00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:18,297
- No.
465
00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:21,067
- I tried texting her today
466
00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:23,902
and I still haven't
heard anything.
467
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,572
- Weird, I'll try her now.
468
00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:27,573
Eat up guys.
469
00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:39,418
- Ehha.
470
00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:43,422
- Oh, oha.
471
00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:45,257
- Uck.
472
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,897
- What the hell was that?
473
00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:52,731
- Ohha.
474
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,982
- Shit, she's coming.
475
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:11,917
- The vest.
476
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,386
- Get rid of it.
477
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:19,491
- I just sent her a text so
hopefully we'll hear back soon.
478
00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:21,593
- Shit, I forgot candles.
479
00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:24,630
- Get rid of the rest.
480
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:25,864
- What?
481
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:26,698
- She's gonna make
us eat them all.
482
00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:27,966
- [Duane] Shit.
483
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,747
(whistling)
484
00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:49,921
- Wow, you guys were hungry.
485
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,557
- Delicious.
486
00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:52,558
- Well done.
487
00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:59,097
- Great, I'll go grab some more.
488
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,732
I'm so happy that
you guys are hungry,
489
00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,634
I bought these in bulk.
490
00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:08,440
(wind blowing)
491
00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:22,020
(doorbell ringing)
492
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:22,854
- Got it.
493
00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:30,496
Professor Ramsey?
494
00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:33,098
- Duane.
495
00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:38,204
- Is he really here right now?
496
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,638
- Yes, sweetie.
497
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:40,472
Hi.
498
00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:44,176
- Oohhh, that explains it.
499
00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:48,614
- Thank you so much for coming.
500
00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:50,682
- I wouldn't miss it.
501
00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:51,883
These are for you.
502
00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:54,453
- Thank you, they're beautiful.
503
00:35:55,621 --> 00:35:56,855
- (sighs) Shall we
brave the snake pit?
504
00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:58,957
- We'll be fine, come on.
505
00:35:58,957 --> 00:35:59,791
- Yeah?
506
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:00,992
- Yeah.
507
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,529
That would be good,
maybe I'll do that too.
508
00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:05,864
- This is gonna be good.
509
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:10,035
- Guys, I'm sure you'll
remember Professor Ramsey.
510
00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:11,937
He's my
511
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:14,172
boyfriend.
512
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,284
- I'm no longer your teacher
513
00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:28,186
so you can feel free
to call me Preston.
514
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,229
(ding)
515
00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:38,697
- My casserole, thank god.
516
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,566
I will grab you
517
00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:41,400
a drink.
518
00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:44,503
- You're gonna go
in there, okay,
519
00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:48,440
well, that I could
use, right about now.
520
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,875
- No fuckin' way.
521
00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:52,878
(laughing)
522
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,481
- That explains why she's
been so cryptic about it.
523
00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:57,483
- Isn't he a little old?
524
00:36:58,550 --> 00:36:59,885
- It's the elbow-padded
blazers man,
525
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,920
women are just helpless to them.
526
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,223
- Right (laughs).
527
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:09,227
- Well that couldn't have
been any more awkward.
528
00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:14,366
- You might wanna
leave the bottle.
529
00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:19,838
- Look, everything's
gonna be fine,
530
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,673
they're just in shock.
531
00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:25,977
- You sound like someone died.
532
00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:32,984
Hey, great work on that essay.
533
00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:39,358
- It took a lot a guts
to do what you just did.
534
00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:41,693
They're gonna be a
little distant at first.
535
00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:44,129
You're just the newbie of
the group, they'll love you.
536
00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:44,963
I promise.
537
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:50,836
- Hey, hey, hey, I haven't
been the newbie in 10 years.
538
00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,771
- [Liv] Are you coming?
539
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,575
- I'll be right there.
540
00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,816
- So, Professor Ramsey,
541
00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,018
nice.
542
00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:10,188
- It's the jackets, right?
543
00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:11,690
- What?
544
00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,559
Look, you guys please, you
gotta help me out here.
545
00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:17,195
He's a really nice
guy, just talk to him.
546
00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:18,864
- It's a little weird.
547
00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:21,400
- You're a little weird.
548
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,504
Don't worry, I'll make
everyone play nice.
549
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:27,973
And that goes double for you.
550
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:28,807
- Ah.
551
00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:30,942
(cell phone dinging)
552
00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:31,777
- Oh.
553
00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:35,947
It's from Jer.
554
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,417
Says she's sorry that
she left last minute.
555
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:39,951
Her grandfather passed
away last night.
556
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,653
- Oh no, that's awful.
557
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,021
- Shit.
558
00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:44,856
- [Liv] At least we
know where she is now.
559
00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:46,291
- [Nicole] Yeah.
560
00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:49,060
- Oh, ah, Preston, you
gotta tell me where you got
561
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,296
that cool jacket from.
562
00:38:51,296 --> 00:38:52,398
- Huh, you like it?
563
00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:53,865
- [Brian] Yeah, yeah, of course.
564
00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:55,467
- It was actually a gift
from an old friend of mine,
565
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,935
Kuchma.
566
00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:57,769
He went down to Paris.
567
00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:58,604
Don't touch it.
568
00:38:58,604 --> 00:38:59,938
- [Brian] Sorry.
569
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,208
- Does anyone smell burning?
570
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:04,042
- Oh shit.
571
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:12,551
Oh no!
572
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,391
Dammit it's burnt.
573
00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:27,098
(eerie buzzing)
574
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:31,069
(labored breathing)
575
00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:45,484
Maybe it's salvageable.
576
00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:46,818
- It, It's gone.
577
00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:54,025
(eerie music)
578
00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:11,743
(sniffing)
579
00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:14,179
- Nicki
580
00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:21,119
- All right, let's get this
secret santa party started.
581
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,888
- [Group] Yeah!
582
00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:24,956
- Who wants to be
our elf, Duane?
583
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:26,858
- No, not again.
584
00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,226
I nominate new guy.
585
00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:29,227
- I second that.
586
00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:30,462
(laughing)
587
00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:32,831
- Hey, all right,
I guess I'm up.
588
00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:37,135
- Probably shoulda
mentioned the dress code.
589
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:39,070
(sarcastic laughing)
590
00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,572
- How silly of me.
591
00:40:43,909 --> 00:40:45,677
- One at a time, hun.
592
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:52,818
- To Brian, from secret santa.
593
00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:54,152
- Ah, thank you.
594
00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:59,057
You know, all this unwrapping's
making me a little thirsty,
595
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:00,626
hold on.
596
00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:02,127
Um, ah, all right.
597
00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:10,869
Oh, great, exactly what I
asked for, a meat cleaver.
598
00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,642
Thank you.
599
00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:18,276
- I didn't get you that.
600
00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:19,645
- The whole point of
secret santa is that
601
00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:22,013
it's suppose to be a secret.
602
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:23,715
- Well, that's not
what I got you.
603
00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:25,817
- Maybe there was a mix-up.
604
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,987
Did anyone get someone
a meat cleaver?
605
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,290
- That's not how the
game's suppose to work.
606
00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:33,458
- Okay then...
607
00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:36,327
- I need a refill, anyone else?
608
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,429
- Yeah, yeah, I
think I need one.
609
00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:40,599
- Don't have to ask me twice.
610
00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:44,770
- Yeah, I'm actually gonna go
use the little elves' room.
611
00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,740
- Guys, we literally
just started.
612
00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:54,512
- Oh, hey!
613
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,015
- Hey, can we talk in private?
614
00:41:58,449 --> 00:41:59,284
- Sure.
615
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,364
- Okay.
616
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,306
- Everything all right?
617
00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:26,411
- I have something to confess.
618
00:42:26,411 --> 00:42:27,879
- Confess?
619
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:32,250
- Do remember when I was telling
you about my student debt?
620
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:33,551
- Yeah.
621
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:37,388
- Well I found a way
to pay it off, fast.
622
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:41,326
- You're a kinda
freakin' me out here.
623
00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:43,595
Did you sell a
kidney or somethin'?
624
00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:47,498
- No kidneys (laughing) no.
625
00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:49,034
Look, before I show you,
626
00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:53,304
I really don't want you to
get weirded out or anything.
627
00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:54,139
- Show me?
628
00:42:55,273 --> 00:42:56,975
- I found a job,
629
00:42:56,975 --> 00:43:00,145
even though unorthodox,
I really love.
630
00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:04,883
- What is it?
631
00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,551
- It's performative.
632
00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:09,821
I get to work with a lot of
people and you know I'm a
633
00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:11,389
real people person.
634
00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:13,959
- Right.
635
00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:19,064
- Oh screw it, I'm
just gonna show you.
636
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:29,841
- Holy shit!
637
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:35,613
- This is what I do.
638
00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:42,721
- I don't understand.
639
00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:44,555
- Well, come sit down.
640
00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:48,159
- Is that a squash?
641
00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:49,260
- Yeah, yeah.
642
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:01,206
- [Nicole] Hi Al.
643
00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:03,942
No, I won't put that there.
644
00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:06,644
You want me to use
the big black one.
645
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:07,979
Okay,
646
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:09,214
yes!
647
00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:11,582
Oh I love it when
it goes deeper.
648
00:44:13,284 --> 00:44:14,452
Say something.
649
00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:19,390
- Something.
650
00:44:21,693 --> 00:44:24,129
- It's not something I
ever planned on doing.
651
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:26,031
Let alone, liking.
652
00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:30,936
I just started 'cause I could
make over 500 bucks a week.
653
00:44:30,936 --> 00:44:34,272
Then, after awhile,
I started liking it.
654
00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:37,909
I really like it.
655
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,415
- Is it not good enough with me?
656
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:46,151
- No, no, of course not.
657
00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:48,319
I love making love to you.
658
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,521
This is well,
659
00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:53,458
it's different.
660
00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:00,431
- Different, right.
661
00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,669
- Brian, just...
662
00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:07,839
- No, I need a second.
663
00:45:12,844 --> 00:45:13,678
- Shit.
664
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,922
(sighs)
665
00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:37,869
- Hey stranger.
666
00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:41,807
Everything all right.
667
00:45:41,807 --> 00:45:46,311
- Well, just found out that
my girlfriend's a porn star.
668
00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:48,446
Has your evening
panning out so far?
669
00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:50,315
- A porn star?
670
00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:52,383
- Oh, sorry, forgive me.
671
00:45:52,383 --> 00:45:54,285
A web cam model.
672
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:57,488
Is that the proper
occupational title?
673
00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:58,556
- Oh, really?
674
00:45:59,891 --> 00:46:01,927
Oh man (laughing).
675
00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:05,263
- Yeah, yeah, just laugh it up.
676
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:08,166
- I'm sorry, I just never
figured her as the type.
677
00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:10,668
- Oh yeah, yeah, she's
quite the little nympho.
678
00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:13,338
She's got more leather up
there than a 50s greaser.
679
00:46:13,338 --> 00:46:16,842
- I always thought she was
just a loud masturbater.
680
00:46:16,842 --> 00:46:19,010
- Can I have some of that?
681
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,713
Ah, christ.
682
00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:28,086
- You poor, poor thing.
683
00:46:36,928 --> 00:46:37,762
- Sorry.
684
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,399
Sorry, I can't.
685
00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:47,372
- Oh really?
686
00:46:58,683 --> 00:46:59,517
- Hey.
687
00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:02,520
- Hey.
688
00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:06,224
- Look, I'm
689
00:47:07,225 --> 00:47:08,693
sorry I
690
00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:11,296
freaked out back there.
691
00:47:11,296 --> 00:47:12,130
But, ow,
692
00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:14,432
ow.
693
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,170
This is just all
694
00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:22,773
really new to me.
695
00:47:27,778 --> 00:47:28,579
Jesus.
696
00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:33,985
I can't say that I like it but
697
00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:39,290
if it makes you happy,
698
00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:43,061
then I can't stand
in the way of that.
699
00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:45,230
- What are you saying?
700
00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:47,298
- I want you to be happy.
701
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:51,836
Who am I to say you
can't do what you enjoy?
702
00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,007
As twisted as it is,
703
00:47:59,010 --> 00:47:59,945
I love you.
704
00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:05,350
I'll take you anyway
I can get you.
705
00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:07,986
- Oh thank you.
706
00:48:10,488 --> 00:48:11,923
(laughing)
707
00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:14,259
- Now, being your new agent,
708
00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:20,231
I demand to see a dress rehearsal
before every performance.
709
00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:21,666
- Oh, deal (laughing).
710
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:22,667
- All right.
711
00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:24,902
(laughing)
712
00:48:27,872 --> 00:48:32,310
- [Liv] Wrap it up you guys,
we got more gifts to open.
713
00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:33,844
- To be continued?
714
00:48:33,844 --> 00:48:35,513
- You bet your life.
715
00:48:40,818 --> 00:48:42,253
What is this for?
716
00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:45,456
- I'll show you that later.
717
00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:49,127
- All right.
718
00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:53,999
(laughing)
719
00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:58,203
(sighing)
720
00:48:58,203 --> 00:49:00,638
- Okay hun, grab another one.
721
00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:01,539
- Okay hun.
722
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:07,778
- Ah, to Carissa, from
your secret santa.
723
00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:21,892
- Well at least somebody
got something useful.
724
00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:25,563
- Hold up, I didn't
get you that either.
725
00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:27,432
- Guys, if you're not gonna
play the game properly --
726
00:49:27,432 --> 00:49:29,434
- Shut it, Olivia.
727
00:49:29,434 --> 00:49:32,470
- Liv, you wrapped
the presents honey,
728
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,739
do you think you made a mistake?
729
00:49:34,739 --> 00:49:37,542
Or, were you drinking
and wrapping again?
730
00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:38,843
- No!
731
00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:40,545
Duane, is this your doing?
732
00:49:40,545 --> 00:49:41,379
- What?
733
00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:42,613
Don't look here.
734
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:44,382
It's a pretty lame
prank if you ask me.
735
00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:46,784
- Everyone, just open 'em up.
736
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:52,923
- Gardening shears?
737
00:49:56,394 --> 00:49:59,464
- An electric carver,
how thoughtful!
738
00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:06,637
- That's nice, yeah.
739
00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:10,341
Oh Nicki, Nicki, Nicki,
you never disappoint.
740
00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,543
Yeah, is that legal?
741
00:50:12,543 --> 00:50:13,611
(laughing)
742
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:14,745
(sniffing)
743
00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:16,047
Yeah.
744
00:50:16,047 --> 00:50:19,584
(high-pitched buzzing)
745
00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:20,751
Oh god.
746
00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:22,920
(choking)
747
00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:40,871
- Hey Nicole, open yours.
748
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:43,274
- Okay (sighs).
749
00:50:43,274 --> 00:50:44,342
(doorbell)
750
00:50:44,342 --> 00:50:45,176
- Oh?
751
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,379
- [Carissa] Coming!
752
00:50:53,918 --> 00:50:56,187
♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly
753
00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:58,856
♪ Fa-La-La-La-La la-la-la-la
754
00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:01,326
♪ Tis the season to be jolly
755
00:51:01,326 --> 00:51:04,195
♪ Fa-La-La-La-La la-la-la-la
756
00:51:04,195 --> 00:51:05,396
- Ha, no!
757
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:06,231
- Carissa.
758
00:51:06,231 --> 00:51:07,598
- What?
759
00:51:07,598 --> 00:51:09,467
- I'm sorry, my
roommate's intolerable.
760
00:51:09,467 --> 00:51:11,236
Let's hear another one.
761
00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:13,604
♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly
762
00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:16,141
♪ Fa-La-La-La-La la-la-la-la
763
00:51:16,141 --> 00:51:16,974
♪ Tis the --
764
00:51:16,974 --> 00:51:19,076
- Guys, I'm right here.
765
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:22,980
(fast-paced bass guitar music)
766
00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:33,724
- Hey.
767
00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:35,293
- Hey?
768
00:51:35,293 --> 00:51:37,662
- Are you having a good time?
769
00:51:37,662 --> 00:51:38,496
- Yes.
770
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:42,400
- Do you wanna
have a better time?
771
00:51:44,502 --> 00:51:46,304
- You know you're
talkin' to me, right?
772
00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:48,806
- Who else would
I be talking to?
773
00:51:48,806 --> 00:51:52,677
- The handsome quarterback,
distinguished professor,
774
00:51:52,677 --> 00:51:54,179
just some guesses.
775
00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:57,081
- Look, do you wanna
get laid, or not?
776
00:51:57,081 --> 00:51:57,915
- Yes.
777
00:51:57,915 --> 00:51:58,749
- Good.
778
00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:01,219
Bitch.
779
00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:02,220
- Heck yeah.
780
00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:18,369
♪ Fa-La-La-La-La la-la-la-la
781
00:52:18,369 --> 00:52:20,638
- Whoo, great job you guys.
782
00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,244
Oh, I'm a student, gotta eat.
783
00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:36,254
Preston?
784
00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:43,027
- Yeah, I a...
785
00:52:45,363 --> 00:52:47,164
Merry Christmas.
786
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,566
- For me?
787
00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:49,734
I had no idea.
788
00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:52,136
Oh.
789
00:52:52,136 --> 00:52:52,937
- [Preston] If you
don't like it, I can --
790
00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:54,439
- No, I love it!
791
00:52:54,439 --> 00:52:57,808
Oh my god, I've just the
place for it too, thank you.
792
00:52:57,808 --> 00:52:59,877
Look what I got, bitches.
793
00:53:02,112 --> 00:53:05,950
(fast-paced electronic music)
794
00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:09,887
- This is awesome.
795
00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:11,222
- Shut up Duane.
796
00:53:24,669 --> 00:53:25,636
Duane?
797
00:53:25,636 --> 00:53:26,471
- Yeah.
798
00:53:26,471 --> 00:53:28,239
- Is there a problem?
799
00:53:29,374 --> 00:53:32,176
- Oh no, I must
just still be tired.
800
00:53:34,845 --> 00:53:36,514
Please, god not now.
801
00:53:38,015 --> 00:53:39,049
- Yeah, okay.
802
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:39,884
- Come on.
803
00:53:41,085 --> 00:53:42,420
The basketball just
needs a couple a pumps
804
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:43,754
to get inflated.
805
00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:47,558
- [Carissa] Bye Duane.
806
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:48,459
- Don't go.
807
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,396
Worst day ever!
808
00:53:56,801 --> 00:53:59,036
- Sorry guys, nature calls.
809
00:54:06,143 --> 00:54:07,445
(high-pitched buzzing)
810
00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:09,680
(gasps)
811
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,849
(buzzing)
812
00:54:26,163 --> 00:54:27,732
- Where'd everybody go?
813
00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:28,799
- Hey.
814
00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:30,234
- Ah.
815
00:54:30,234 --> 00:54:34,339
- Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to startle you.
816
00:54:34,339 --> 00:54:36,607
Have you seen Liv?
817
00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:40,545
- She probably went to
go get ice or something.
818
00:54:45,483 --> 00:54:47,385
- You didn't open your gift.
819
00:54:47,385 --> 00:54:49,320
- Oh yeah, I forgot it.
820
00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:52,857
It's been a bit of a mad
house around here tonight.
821
00:54:52,857 --> 00:54:53,691
(laughing)
822
00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:55,560
- Yeah, I'll say.
823
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,728
So, are you gonna open it?
824
00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:01,899
- Oh, I'll wait for everyone.
825
00:55:01,899 --> 00:55:05,870
- Well, I think you can
count out Duane and Carissa.
826
00:55:05,870 --> 00:55:06,871
(laughing)
827
00:55:06,871 --> 00:55:07,705
- [Preston] Jeez.
828
00:55:07,705 --> 00:55:08,839
- Yeah.
829
00:55:08,839 --> 00:55:10,675
(laughing)
830
00:55:10,675 --> 00:55:11,609
- Weird, I mean --
831
00:55:11,609 --> 00:55:13,544
- Yeah, I think so, yeah.
832
00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:14,645
They're, yeah.
833
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:16,781
- She's gonna fail my class.
834
00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:19,884
- (Laughing) I know.
835
00:55:22,252 --> 00:55:23,488
- So, go ahead.
836
00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:44,308
- So, what did I miss?
837
00:55:49,313 --> 00:55:51,416
(laughs)
838
00:55:59,490 --> 00:56:01,225
- [Duane] I just need a minute.
839
00:56:01,225 --> 00:56:03,260
- Give it up, Duane.
840
00:56:03,260 --> 00:56:05,430
Certainly can't get it up.
841
00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:14,138
(pop)
842
00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:23,814
(sighs)
843
00:56:28,352 --> 00:56:30,855
- Did you guys
study for the exam?
844
00:56:30,855 --> 00:56:31,722
- Oh yeah.
845
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,057
- Yeah, of course.
846
00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:34,391
Yeah, I aced it.
847
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,629
(laughing)
848
00:56:44,368 --> 00:56:47,204
- Um, I'm gonna
need another beer.
849
00:56:49,373 --> 00:56:50,608
- Yep.
850
00:56:50,608 --> 00:56:53,711
- Do you know if Liv
went to the store?
851
00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:58,616
- Her car's still here.
852
00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:01,519
- That's weird.
853
00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:06,557
I'm gonna go check her room.
854
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:12,563
She's probably just
fixing her hair.
855
00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,599
She's quite the perfectionist.
856
00:57:14,599 --> 00:57:16,667
(laughs)
857
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:17,835
- That I know.
858
00:57:25,309 --> 00:57:27,044
(farting)
859
00:57:27,044 --> 00:57:28,212
Oh, thank you.
860
00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:35,586
- Oh, now you decide to show up.
861
00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:37,755
Your timing is impeccable.
862
00:57:40,525 --> 00:57:43,193
Maybe she just needs a breather.
863
00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:45,663
She'll come back.
864
00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:48,999
Who am I kidding?
865
00:57:51,536 --> 00:57:52,369
(scraping)
866
00:57:52,369 --> 00:57:53,437
What was?
867
00:57:53,437 --> 00:57:54,304
(high-pitched buzzing)
868
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:55,840
(scissors cutting)
869
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,474
(gasps)
870
00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:59,544
(crying)
871
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:04,248
(gasping)
872
00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:12,957
(eerie music)
873
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,283
(labored breathing)
874
00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:47,357
- Duane, I swear to god.
875
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:51,862
Duane?
876
00:58:52,963 --> 00:58:55,399
(gasps)
877
00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:57,735
(cries out)
878
00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,471
(bangs)
879
00:59:07,945 --> 00:59:10,114
(screams)
880
00:59:11,248 --> 00:59:12,082
- Liv?
881
00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:15,319
(sceaming)
882
00:59:16,854 --> 00:59:17,688
Oh god!
883
00:59:19,423 --> 00:59:20,257
Oh no!
884
00:59:21,659 --> 00:59:23,994
(screaming)
885
00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:26,530
Oh god!
886
00:59:26,530 --> 00:59:27,364
Oh god!
887
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,501
- And I thought I
was the noisy one.
888
00:59:33,437 --> 00:59:36,440
(labored breathing)
889
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,678
(choking)
890
00:59:40,678 --> 00:59:43,513
(water splashing)
891
00:59:55,860 --> 00:59:58,963
(water gurgling)
892
00:59:58,963 --> 01:00:01,131
(humming)
893
01:00:14,478 --> 01:00:15,479
- [Both] Oh!
894
01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:19,316
(laughing)
895
01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:21,385
- You didn't, you
didn't scare me.
896
01:00:21,385 --> 01:00:22,987
- Oh, right, right.
897
01:00:22,987 --> 01:00:23,954
No, you didn't scare me either.
898
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:24,789
- Yeah, no.
899
01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:25,622
- Okay don't.
900
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:26,456
- Sorry.
901
01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:29,994
- So, where's Olivia?
902
01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:31,161
- I, I don't know.
903
01:00:31,161 --> 01:00:32,897
She's not in the kitchen.
904
01:00:32,897 --> 01:00:35,565
I was gonna go check downstairs.
905
01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:38,468
- [Preston] Well go on then.
906
01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:41,338
- All right, I don't
know where she is.
907
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:50,915
- Liv.
908
01:00:56,887 --> 01:00:57,855
- Was she in her room?
909
01:00:57,855 --> 01:01:00,657
- No, she's not outside either.
910
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:02,192
- Why would she be outside?
911
01:01:02,192 --> 01:01:04,394
- 'Cause last week at 2 a.m.
I caught her trimming trees.
912
01:01:04,394 --> 01:01:05,896
She's OCD.
913
01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:08,465
- Okay, well, she's
not downstairs either.
914
01:01:08,465 --> 01:01:13,103
- She wouldn't just leave
without telling anyone.
915
01:01:13,103 --> 01:01:15,906
(eerie buzzing)
916
01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:16,741
- [Male] Uhhh.
917
01:01:16,741 --> 01:01:19,777
(rumbling)
918
01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:21,879
- What the hell was that?
919
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,682
(eerie music)
920
01:01:27,818 --> 01:01:30,454
- It's not what it looks like!
921
01:01:30,454 --> 01:01:31,655
- Jesus Christ!
922
01:01:31,655 --> 01:01:32,489
- No!
923
01:01:33,824 --> 01:01:35,159
- Get to my car.
924
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:41,866
Get in.
925
01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:47,204
What are you waiting for,
let's get the hell outta here.
926
01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:48,906
Get in the car.
927
01:01:48,906 --> 01:01:50,240
- Let go of me!
928
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,308
- [Brian] Oh!
929
01:01:54,078 --> 01:01:55,312
Son of a bitch.
930
01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:59,516
(eerie music)
931
01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:10,127
Nicole.
932
01:02:11,261 --> 01:02:14,064
(pounding)
933
01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:15,265
Nicole.
934
01:02:15,265 --> 01:02:17,101
Open the fucking door.
935
01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:22,773
- [Nicole] I can't.
936
01:02:22,773 --> 01:02:23,607
(pounding)
937
01:02:23,607 --> 01:02:25,242
- Open the door.
938
01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:26,076
Open the door.
939
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:27,878
(high-pitched buzzing)
940
01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:29,513
- Brian, no!
941
01:02:29,513 --> 01:02:30,347
No!
942
01:02:30,347 --> 01:02:31,415
(thud)
943
01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:33,017
(screaming in pain)
944
01:02:33,017 --> 01:02:33,851
No!
945
01:02:33,851 --> 01:02:34,684
No, Brian!
946
01:02:34,684 --> 01:02:35,519
(screaming in pain)
947
01:02:35,519 --> 01:02:36,353
(hacking)
948
01:02:36,353 --> 01:02:37,187
No!
949
01:02:38,622 --> 01:02:39,756
(evil laughing)
950
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:40,724
No!
951
01:02:40,724 --> 01:02:43,060
(screaming)
952
01:02:51,035 --> 01:02:53,537
Where the fuck are the knives?
953
01:02:59,844 --> 01:03:00,644
Oh, great.
954
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:04,214
(door jiggling)
955
01:03:19,997 --> 01:03:20,831
- Nicole,
956
01:03:22,933 --> 01:03:25,035
what's going on?
957
01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:25,870
(thud)
958
01:03:25,870 --> 01:03:28,505
(gasping)
959
01:03:28,505 --> 01:03:31,008
(choking)
960
01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:32,910
(thud)
961
01:03:34,278 --> 01:03:36,780
(scary music)
962
01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:45,422
(screams)
963
01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:50,694
(cries out)
964
01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:55,199
(labored breathing)
965
01:03:56,366 --> 01:03:59,236
(buzzing)
966
01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:01,071
(thud)
967
01:04:04,641 --> 01:04:07,912
(high-pitched buzzing)
968
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,129
(humming)
969
01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:33,437
- Good, you're awake.
970
01:04:40,244 --> 01:04:43,413
- Oh dear, she's
still a little wonky.
971
01:04:46,683 --> 01:04:48,518
- You're the carolers.
972
01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:50,787
I stabbed you.
973
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,158
- Actually --
974
01:04:54,158 --> 01:04:56,593
- [Woman] Son of a bitch.
975
01:04:56,593 --> 01:04:58,095
- You stabbed May.
976
01:04:58,963 --> 01:05:01,098
- It's not nice to swear, dear.
977
01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:03,000
- To hell with that,
she stabbed me.
978
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,268
- Hey!
979
01:05:04,268 --> 01:05:05,102
Not yet.
980
01:05:07,938 --> 01:05:08,772
- Why?
981
01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:12,242
- Why?
982
01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,981
You really wanna know?
983
01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:21,485
It was Christmas.
984
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:24,588
1987.
985
01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:29,226
(high-pitched tones)
986
01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:35,899
My brother Tommy got what
he wanted, why couldn't I?
987
01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:38,402
All I wanted was a Miss Molly.
988
01:05:39,636 --> 01:05:41,338
(crying)
989
01:05:41,338 --> 01:05:43,007
- Do you want a
Miss Molly again?
990
01:05:43,007 --> 01:05:45,942
- Uh-Huh (crying).
991
01:05:47,311 --> 01:05:49,479
(yelling)
992
01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:54,618
(intense music)
993
01:05:54,618 --> 01:05:56,686
(crying)
994
01:05:58,055 --> 01:06:00,190
(yelling)
995
01:06:02,059 --> 01:06:04,894
(glass shattering)
996
01:06:04,894 --> 01:06:07,064
(yelling)
997
01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:14,204
That's why, Nicole.
998
01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:16,240
That's why.
999
01:06:18,908 --> 01:06:20,344
- That is by far,
1000
01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:26,083
the most stupid fucking
reason to kill anybody.
1001
01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:29,886
You couldn't have given me
the Cliff's Notes version
1002
01:06:29,886 --> 01:06:31,321
of that story?
1003
01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,722
Two hours.
1004
01:06:32,722 --> 01:06:35,459
Jesus Christ, I would've
killed myself by now
1005
01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:36,926
if my hands weren't tied!
1006
01:06:36,926 --> 01:06:37,761
- Shut up!
1007
01:06:39,396 --> 01:06:40,964
- You made him mad.
1008
01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:46,436
It's very hard to calm
him down once he's mad.
1009
01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:48,004
- May, bring the...
1010
01:06:50,774 --> 01:06:51,608
Oh my.
1011
01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:53,677
- Ah jeez,
1012
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,746
she bled out.
1013
01:06:56,746 --> 01:07:00,317
- Probably wasn't such a
good idea to go on so long.
1014
01:07:00,317 --> 01:07:03,487
- Well, you live and
you learn, right?
1015
01:07:03,487 --> 01:07:05,755
(laughing)
1016
01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:07,091
Now back to you.
1017
01:07:08,325 --> 01:07:09,493
- Mam, please.
1018
01:07:11,928 --> 01:07:14,431
You seem like good person.
1019
01:07:14,431 --> 01:07:16,966
Don't let him do this.
1020
01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:19,035
- On the contrary,
1021
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,370
I'm a psychopathic killer
1022
01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:23,373
with a knack for
body dismemberment.
1023
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,910
- Now you're going to
be a good little girl,
1024
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,878
and open up your present.
1025
01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:29,679
Got it?
1026
01:07:32,282 --> 01:07:35,552
- Ew (laughing) this
is my favorite part.
1027
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:37,821
(laughing)
1028
01:07:38,988 --> 01:07:42,058
(scooting)
1029
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,828
(breathing hard)
1030
01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:51,235
- Could you help me
up, my hands are tied.
1031
01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:55,071
(yells)
1032
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:56,005
- Ah, fuck.
1033
01:07:56,940 --> 01:07:59,576
(panting)
1034
01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:01,778
(scraping)
1035
01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:12,356
(squish)
1036
01:08:12,356 --> 01:08:14,558
(choking)
1037
01:08:19,796 --> 01:08:22,031
(groaning)
1038
01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:36,380
- Ow.
1039
01:08:41,651 --> 01:08:44,654
(labored breathing)
1040
01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:53,930
- Oh jeez.
1041
01:08:53,930 --> 01:08:56,433
(intense music)
1042
01:08:56,433 --> 01:08:57,267
Oh shit!
1043
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,578
(grunts)
1044
01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:15,685
(groans)
1045
01:09:19,689 --> 01:09:21,691
(yells)
1046
01:09:22,692 --> 01:09:24,794
(crying)
1047
01:09:26,230 --> 01:09:28,565
(screaming)
1048
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,702
I've always had a thing
for you, Naughty Nicki.
1049
01:09:32,702 --> 01:09:33,937
(moans)
1050
01:09:33,937 --> 01:09:35,372
(yells)
1051
01:09:35,372 --> 01:09:37,274
(squishing)
1052
01:09:37,274 --> 01:09:41,044
(high-pitched buzzing)
1053
01:09:41,044 --> 01:09:43,213
(choking)
1054
01:09:44,781 --> 01:09:45,782
Well-played.
1055
01:09:55,359 --> 01:09:56,192
Fuck me.
1056
01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:01,598
(gagging)
1057
01:10:01,598 --> 01:10:04,334
(sirens blaring)
1058
01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:14,210
You haven't seen the last of me.
1059
01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,145
(coughing)
1060
01:10:16,145 --> 01:10:18,415
(laughing)
1061
01:10:20,484 --> 01:10:22,652
(moaning)
1062
01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:52,282
(laughing)
1063
01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:56,753
- Are you sure you can't
come out with us tonight?
1064
01:10:56,753 --> 01:11:00,290
- I can't babe, I have
a ton of work to do.
1065
01:11:00,290 --> 01:11:02,025
But have fun.
1066
01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:03,727
Don't get arrested.
1067
01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:05,128
- I can't promise you that.
1068
01:11:05,128 --> 01:11:05,962
(laughing)
1069
01:11:05,962 --> 01:11:06,830
Bye.
1070
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:08,765
- [Nicole] Bye Savanna.
1071
01:11:40,364 --> 01:11:42,866
(eerie music)
1072
01:11:51,274 --> 01:11:53,777
(scary music)
1073
01:11:56,112 --> 01:11:58,214
(grunts)
1074
01:12:07,357 --> 01:12:09,526
(humming)
1075
01:12:37,887 --> 01:12:41,525
Hello my darlings,
how was your night?
1076
01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:45,695
You know the drill, $200
and we'll start the show.
1077
01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:51,100
Thank you Dusty Dangletaint.
1078
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,970
Dangle, dangle (laughing).
1079
01:12:53,970 --> 01:12:55,238
Thank you Neal.
1080
01:12:58,141 --> 01:13:00,143
(smack)
1081
01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:04,180
- What the hell?
1082
01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:12,789
Oh shit.
1083
01:13:15,459 --> 01:13:17,861
Where are you, you little bitch?
1084
01:13:17,861 --> 01:13:19,228
(intense music)
1085
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:20,263
(chainsaw motor whirring)
1086
01:13:20,263 --> 01:13:22,599
(screaming)
1087
01:13:37,113 --> 01:13:41,017
- Thanks for the present,
really came in handy.
1088
01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:43,319
Merry Christmas, motherfucker!
1089
01:13:43,319 --> 01:13:44,988
- No, no, no!
1090
01:13:44,988 --> 01:13:46,355
(screaming)
1091
01:13:46,355 --> 01:13:48,492
(yelling)
1092
01:13:48,492 --> 01:13:51,828
(chain saw whirring)
1093
01:13:51,828 --> 01:13:53,997
(yelling)
1094
01:13:55,231 --> 01:13:57,634
(squirting)
1095
01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:04,874
(intense music)
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