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If you want to
be successful with women,
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you have to overcome fear.
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Fear of rejection, fear of embarrassment,
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fear of inadequacy, whatever.
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You can't be afraid.
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As a rule, if I look back,
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and she looks back too.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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- I'm Aaron.
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The intro is important.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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But follow-up is everything.
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A lot of guys wait two
or three days to call.
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I think that's stupid.
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Women want to feel wanted.
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I call them that day.
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Hey sweetheart, it's Aaron.
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We met earlier today.
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I take 'em to my
favourite spot right away.
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Never the movies.
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You want their attention on you,
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not some jackass movie star.
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Good conversation is important
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but making them laugh
is even more important.
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But to close the deal,
you gotta make it sexy.
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And I know all about making it sexy.
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I work in advertising, which
is all about seduction.
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You have to seduce people to want to buy
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what you're selling.
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And I'm good at what I do.
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Very good at what I do.
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I find most women give
it up on the first date.
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Of course, they always
give the disclaimer.
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- I never did it this
fast with anybody before.
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- That means she always gives it up fast.
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I just go along with it.
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I feel so honoured.
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The worst part is afterwards
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when you just want 'em to go home.
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Let's get you home, okay?
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Don't want you driving home too late.
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That was amazing, you're amazing.
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The legs behind the head
thing was mind-blowing.
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I mean, sorry I just have to get up early.
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I've got a presentation.
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These are really cute.
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So are you.
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Call me, make sure you get home okay.
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Okay.
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And no, I don't hate women.
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I love women.
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I just don't fall in love with women.
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I live a very blessed life.
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I'm in my mid-30s, I got a great job,
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no wife, and no kids.
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And I damn sure don't
feel like I'm missing out
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on the wife and kids thing.
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Don't get me wrong,
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I don't have anything
against that lifestyle,
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it's just not for me.
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- 9231.
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- Got it.
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Talk to you soon.
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- Talk to you soon.
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- But I'm getting ahead of myself.
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I'm on my way to meet Kayla
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and I'm trying to figure
out how to tell her.
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As many times as I've done this,
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you'd think it'd be easy.
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But Kayla's different.
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I really like her.
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I met Kayla walking down the street too.
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Well I didn't actually meet her,
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but that's the first time I saw her.
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And when I saw her again, I
knew I had to make a move.
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Hi, I'm Aaron.
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Of course, I didn't wait to call.
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I probably called Kayla faster
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than I've ever called anybody.
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Hey Kayla, how you doing?
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It's Aaron.
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We met about 35 minutes ago.
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We went to the spot
for dinner and all that
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but it was different.
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Kayla was easier to talk to
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than anybody I've ever gone out with.
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I mean, I genuinely had a good time.
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Shit, she was making me laugh.
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Of course I put the sexy on her.
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But she put even more sexy on me.
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I was sure Kayla would give
it up on our first night.
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After all, most women do, right?
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Instead, we ended up laughing
and talking all night.
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Even though she didn't give it up,
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I let her crash for the entire night.
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What the fuck was wrong with me?
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I even let her stay for breakfast.
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Next thing I knew, we were hanging out.
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And I have to be honest,
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I hadn't had this much
fun since I was a kid.
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But she still didn't give it up.
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I couldn't believe I was
just letting it happen.
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The more I got to know Kayla,
the more I got to like her.
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- Yes.
- She had a lot
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of good qualities.
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She had a great job at an accounting firm,
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she had her own place,
she was single, no kids.
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She wasn't crazy.
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She worked out, she didn't
smoke but she liked to drink.
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She listened to jazz and reggae.
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She watched sports.
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She didn't go to church
but she believed in God.
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She liked dirty jokes
and most importantly,
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she was really smart.
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- Checkmate.
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Really, really smart.
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Trust me when I tell you,
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when she finally gave it
up, it was worth the wait.
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It was weird.
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Even when I wasn't with her,
I was thinking about her.
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What the fuck was wrong with me?
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That was when I realised
the time had come.
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Hey.
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How was your day?
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- It was okay.
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How was yours?
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- Fantastic.
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Even better now that I saw you, cutie pie.
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So, you all ready for tonight?
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, I've got everything
delegated and planned out.
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It should be a good time.
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- I bet.
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- Kayla, there's something I
wanted to talk to you about.
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- Yeah, there's something
I need to tell you too.
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- You first.
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- Okay.
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Well, I don't really
know how to say this so,
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I guess I'll just say it.
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I got a job offer in Chicago.
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It's with the same company,
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doing the same job for
the same amount of money.
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I put in for a transfer
a couple of months back
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because, I don't know, I
guess I just wanted a change.
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That was before I met you.
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I don't have to take the job.
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I just basically wanted to run it by you
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to see what you thought
before I made a decision.
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Trust me, I'm not trying
to put any pressure
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or cables on you.
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Just want to know what you thought.
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So, what do you think?
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- I think you should take it.
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- Hell yeah!
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I mean Chicago's a great city.
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I mean, maybe a change is
just what you need right now.
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If I had a chance to move to Chicago,
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I'd do it in a heartbeat, hell yeah.
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- Thanks for being so supportive.
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Is this, what did you want to tell me?
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- Oh you know, it was nothing.
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I forgot it already.
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But I am so stoked to hear about Chicago.
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I mean, you are so lucky.
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Maybe I could even come
visit you sometime.
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- Hell yeah.
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Sorry to cut this short, I
better go and give my notice.
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You guys have fun tonight.
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- Congrats again, gorgeous.
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- Thanks.
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You know what Aaron?
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I was really hoping that when I told you
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that I was thinking about leaving,
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that you would say to me that
you would slit your wrist
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with a butter knife or
drown yourself in a puddle
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or throw yourself in front of
a speeding yellow school bus.
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I guess I was wrong.
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You're a really great guy, Aaron.
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You need to stop being so afraid.
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For some strange reason,
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I have an urge to go after her.
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But it's getting late
and I gotta pick up Sean.
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- Oh, oh!
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One second, asshole!
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And quit honking the goddamn
horn in front of my house.
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- Well you knew I was coming,
motherfucker, hurry up!
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Sean and I have always
had a great relationship.
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We've been best friends
since the fourth grade.
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When I used to get shaken down
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for my milk money by Biff Bartowski.
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Sean used to get shaken down by Biff too,
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so we decided to join forces
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and get shaken down together.
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Even then, we made a great team.
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Finally when our balls
got a little bigger,
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we beat the shit out of Biff Bartowski.
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We've been best buds ever since,
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all through elementary
school, high school,
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college roommates, joined
at the fuckin' hip.
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Most of all, we were in to girls.
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Lots and lots and lots
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and lots of girls.
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Sean and I always worked as a team.
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Sean's an engineer.
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Although his job isn't
quite as sexy as mine,
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he's good at what he does.
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Very good at what he does.
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Sean and I vowed to
never ever settle down.
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Unfortunately, the other fellas
were dropping like flies.
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I swear, every month I got another invite
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for another guy's wedding.
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It was like getting their obituary.
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And after our friends were married,
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they were never the same.
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It was like they were suffering
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from post-traumatic stress disorder.
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Sean and I were gonna live the fun life.
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We don't love them hos!
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Forever.
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Until one night,
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Sean met Irene.
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Sean took Irene to
dinner, kept her laughing,
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blah, blah, blah.
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But the idiot forgot his
wallet and cellphone.
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Turns out, Irene only
had seven bucks herself.
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To make a long story short,
Irene washed and Sean dried.
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I'll say this about Irene,
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she must have really liked Sean
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because she went out with him again.
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And again and again and again.
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Sean had fallen in love.
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I'm not a hater but I'd be lying if I said
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that I wasn't a little disappointed.
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What?
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Now come the bad times.
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About six months ago, oh god,
I don't even want to say it,
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Sean proposed to Irene.
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Of course she said yes.
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Believe me I tried to
talk some sense into him
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but Sean being Sean,
wasn't trying to hear it.
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And now his dumb ass is
getting married, tomorrow.
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- Motherfucker.
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- Gross.
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Gross.
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I've been trying to talk Sean
out of this marriage madness
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since he first proposed.
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I've tried everything.
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You gonna come up for
oxygen any time soon?
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No?
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Okay.
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Tonight is my last chance
to save my best friend
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from eternal damnation.
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We miss you.
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Bye, babe.
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Desperate circumstances
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call for desperate measures.
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- I can't fucking stand her.
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She's driving me crazy
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over not having enough goddamn
chairs for the reception.
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Goddamn fucking chairs.
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- Well it looks like you
have a lot to look forward to
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getting married there, buddy.
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00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,269
So is lover boy ready for tonight?
266
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:35,549
Huh, huh?
267
00:16:35,549 --> 00:16:37,175
- Without a fuckin' doubt.
268
00:16:37,175 --> 00:16:38,897
- Yeah, bullshit.
269
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:39,730
- Oh you'll see.
270
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,048
Tonight, old Sean is back.
271
00:16:41,048 --> 00:16:42,349
I just hope you're stepping up your game.
272
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,330
- Oh don't worry about me, Kemosabe.
273
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,747
You just let me do what I do.
274
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:52,944
- Floyd's.
275
00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:57,454
Get the fuck outta here.
276
00:16:57,454 --> 00:16:59,328
- You get the fuck outta here.
277
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,707
We met Floyd in college.
278
00:17:01,707 --> 00:17:05,294
Floyd has always been just like he is now.
279
00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:08,965
Straight-laced, God-fearing,
organised, responsible,
280
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:10,844
nervous and uptight.
281
00:17:10,844 --> 00:17:13,263
If you really want to understand Floyd,
282
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:16,763
we have to first talk about his wife, Joy.
283
00:17:18,853 --> 00:17:21,106
Floyd met Joy right out of college.
284
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,099
If you ask me, she basically
strong-armed Floyd to marry her
285
00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:26,778
'cause she knew Floyd
would be a good partner.
286
00:17:26,778 --> 00:17:29,241
She and Floyd made a lot
of dough doing real estate,
287
00:17:29,241 --> 00:17:31,657
even though Floyd does all the work
288
00:17:31,657 --> 00:17:33,990
and Joy does all the credit.
289
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:39,871
Joy really cracks the whip on Floyd too.
290
00:17:39,871 --> 00:17:42,240
We've seen her grab him by the collar
291
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,323
and shake him like she was his mama.
292
00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:52,291
The company is in her name, the house,
293
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:54,625
the cars, the bank account.
294
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:59,424
She even, I shouldn't laugh
because it's pretty bad.
295
00:17:59,424 --> 00:18:02,257
She even gives Floyd an allowance.
296
00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:06,772
Poor Floyd.
297
00:18:09,975 --> 00:18:12,408
Luckily Joy's out of town for the weekend.
298
00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:14,199
It took me forever to convince Floyd
299
00:18:14,199 --> 00:18:16,954
to let me host the bachelor
party at his place.
300
00:18:16,954 --> 00:18:18,790
It had to be somewhere special.
301
00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:20,211
Floyd!
302
00:18:20,211 --> 00:18:21,045
Floyd!
303
00:18:21,045 --> 00:18:22,804
I promised Floyd it would just be Sean
304
00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:24,711
and his six groomsmen.
305
00:18:24,711 --> 00:18:26,089
I mean, come on.
306
00:18:26,089 --> 00:18:27,837
How out of control could it possible get?
307
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,837
Yeah!
308
00:18:30,841 --> 00:18:32,138
- Floyd.
309
00:18:32,138 --> 00:18:32,971
- Yeah.
310
00:18:32,971 --> 00:18:34,258
- I'm shutting it down, Aaron.
311
00:18:34,258 --> 00:18:35,966
We're already off to a very bad start.
312
00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:38,212
A very, very, very, very bad start.
313
00:18:38,212 --> 00:18:42,879
- Okay Floyd, take a deep
breath and calm the fuck down.
314
00:18:45,182 --> 00:18:46,932
- We agreed no drugs!
315
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:49,145
What are you talking about?
316
00:18:49,145 --> 00:18:50,263
- Your convict cousin,
317
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,953
he's brought drugs into my house
318
00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:55,820
and he's preparing to do them as we speak!
319
00:18:56,989 --> 00:18:58,202
- I'm sure it's just weed, Floyd.
320
00:18:59,407 --> 00:19:00,456
- Yeah in fact, maybe
you should smoke some,
321
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:04,039
it would .
322
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:06,999
- Stay cool, I'll take care of it.
323
00:19:06,999 --> 00:19:08,916
- No I can't stay cool!
324
00:19:10,164 --> 00:19:11,997
Ah, perfect.
325
00:19:14,801 --> 00:19:15,718
Who's here?
326
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,744
Harold is.
327
00:19:17,744 --> 00:19:19,214
- Harold!
328
00:19:19,214 --> 00:19:21,682
How you doin' Harold?
329
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,515
Harold is another buddy from college.
330
00:19:23,515 --> 00:19:25,097
Harold's got a wife, two kids,
331
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,848
and a big job at a bank.
332
00:19:26,848 --> 00:19:28,639
Overall he's a great guy.
333
00:19:28,639 --> 00:19:31,729
But Harold has a serious problem.
334
00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:35,780
Porno flicks, cyber sex,
porn magazines, strip clubs.
335
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:38,270
You name it, Harold's into it.
336
00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:41,037
Harold's one of those guys
who doesn't mind spending.
337
00:19:41,037 --> 00:19:42,996
And he never wants to go home.
338
00:19:42,996 --> 00:19:47,872
I mean he never, ever,
ever, ever wants to go home.
339
00:19:47,872 --> 00:19:51,376
And if you went home with
Harold, and saw his wife,
340
00:19:51,376 --> 00:19:53,634
you might understand.
341
00:19:53,634 --> 00:19:55,422
I don't like to call people ugly,
342
00:19:55,422 --> 00:19:58,800
but Harold's wife is fucking hideous.
343
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,248
And God forgive me for saying this,
344
00:20:01,248 --> 00:20:03,165
even the kids are ugly.
345
00:20:04,184 --> 00:20:05,807
I can honestly say that tonight's event
346
00:20:05,807 --> 00:20:09,270
means more to Harold than anybody.
347
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,899
And he's not even the one getting married.
348
00:20:11,899 --> 00:20:15,488
Maybe you could
come socialise, huh?
349
00:20:15,488 --> 00:20:16,405
- Hey guys.
350
00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:19,835
- This is bullshit!
351
00:20:19,835 --> 00:20:24,156
That chick I met on
Christian Mingle, lesbian.
352
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:28,251
And I spent all my goddamn money
on all this goddamn liquor.
353
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:30,900
Fuckin' in debt 'cause
of that monkey suit.
354
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,591
This is bullshit, man.
355
00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:34,209
This is bullshit!
356
00:20:34,209 --> 00:20:37,006
Stanley is Sean's
older and only brother.
357
00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:38,798
I call Stanley the ultimate pessimist
358
00:20:38,798 --> 00:20:41,184
because he has to be the
most negative motherfucker
359
00:20:41,184 --> 00:20:43,149
to ever walk to planet.
360
00:20:43,149 --> 00:20:45,476
He sees the negative side of everything,
361
00:20:45,476 --> 00:20:48,226
especially when it comes to Sean.
362
00:20:49,653 --> 00:20:50,648
- Freeze!
363
00:20:50,648 --> 00:20:53,027
Oh, shit!
364
00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:55,616
Just the motherfucker I want to see.
365
00:20:55,616 --> 00:20:56,900
What's up man?
366
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,864
You read to tie the knot tomorrow, cousin?
367
00:21:00,947 --> 00:21:02,038
- Hey man, you're looking good.
368
00:21:02,038 --> 00:21:03,078
Slick shirt, cousin.
369
00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:05,667
- That's the ugliest fuckin'
shirt I've ever seen.
370
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:06,719
- You deal with that.
371
00:21:06,719 --> 00:21:08,458
Thank you, Stanley.
372
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:09,292
According to Sean,
373
00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:12,249
Stanley's only been remotely
happy one time in his life.
374
00:21:12,249 --> 00:21:15,671
Supposedly this is a true fuckin' story.
375
00:21:15,671 --> 00:21:17,991
Stanley had just gotten married.
376
00:21:17,991 --> 00:21:19,715
He thought his wife was
the most wonderful woman
377
00:21:19,715 --> 00:21:22,298
on the entire goddamned planet.
378
00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:26,126
Stanley was actually in love.
379
00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:32,136
But that night, a demon
killed Stanley's wife
380
00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:33,822
and took over her body.
381
00:21:47,159 --> 00:21:51,076
From that point on,
Stanley lived with a demon.
382
00:21:52,169 --> 00:21:54,408
The demon eventually divorced Stanley
383
00:21:54,408 --> 00:21:56,377
and took everything.
384
00:21:56,377 --> 00:21:58,552
He's got three kids the
demon won't let him see
385
00:21:58,552 --> 00:22:00,234
but he pays child support for.
386
00:22:00,234 --> 00:22:01,460
He's got a bullshit job
387
00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:03,054
where he's overworked and underpaid.
388
00:22:03,054 --> 00:22:03,961
He's in debt.
389
00:22:03,961 --> 00:22:05,396
The IRS is on his ass.
390
00:22:05,396 --> 00:22:08,007
He's got high blood pressure.
391
00:22:08,007 --> 00:22:10,674
I could go on, but it's all bad.
392
00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:15,688
Sean wanted his big
brother to be his best man
393
00:22:15,688 --> 00:22:17,727
but I don't think Stanley
felt too honoured.
394
00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:19,070
- I can't afford this.
395
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,569
This party is costing me an arm
396
00:22:20,569 --> 00:22:23,266
and three fuckin' legs man.
397
00:22:23,266 --> 00:22:25,414
I always feel
kinda sorry for Stanley.
398
00:22:25,414 --> 00:22:26,641
It has to be shitty going through life
399
00:22:26,641 --> 00:22:30,702
always seeing and expecting
the bad in everything.
400
00:22:30,702 --> 00:22:32,372
- I'm probably gonna get cancer.
401
00:22:32,372 --> 00:22:33,289
In my cock.
402
00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:37,448
- Hey man, I've been waiting on you.
403
00:22:37,448 --> 00:22:40,198
The man of honour gets first puff.
404
00:22:41,058 --> 00:22:41,891
Huh?
405
00:22:43,052 --> 00:22:44,051
Yeah, boy.
406
00:22:44,051 --> 00:22:46,470
Jesse is
Sean's favourite cousin.
407
00:22:47,303 --> 00:22:48,478
I guess you could say that Jesse
408
00:22:48,478 --> 00:22:52,325
is a little on the other side of the law.
409
00:22:52,325 --> 00:22:54,477
Jesse's done some bad things.
410
00:22:54,477 --> 00:22:58,444
♪ I go hard, I go home,
I go hard, I go home ♪
411
00:23:00,023 --> 00:23:02,773
Some really bad things.
412
00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:06,649
And he's been locked up
more than a few times.
413
00:23:06,649 --> 00:23:11,203
But despite his rap sheet,
Jesse has a heart of gold.
414
00:23:11,203 --> 00:23:13,742
Fortunately, Jesse was
released just in time
415
00:23:13,742 --> 00:23:16,117
to be a groomsman in the wedding.
416
00:23:16,117 --> 00:23:17,628
Hey man, did you take care of that?
417
00:23:17,628 --> 00:23:19,007
- Oh yeah man, for sure.
418
00:23:19,007 --> 00:23:20,792
Butterfly's bringing her girls.
419
00:23:22,939 --> 00:23:24,787
Butterfly is Jesse's wife.
420
00:23:24,787 --> 00:23:27,380
And she's just as tough as Jesse.
421
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:30,427
Butterfly's done some bad things.
422
00:23:30,427 --> 00:23:32,877
♪ I go hard, I go home,
I go hard, I go home ♪
423
00:23:34,637 --> 00:23:37,389
Some really bad things.
424
00:23:37,389 --> 00:23:39,065
But whenever Jesse gets locked up,
425
00:23:39,065 --> 00:23:41,977
Butterfly writes him letters,
keeps money on his books,
426
00:23:41,977 --> 00:23:43,560
and visits him.
427
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,730
Even I have to admit,
428
00:23:44,730 --> 00:23:48,488
Jesse and Butterfly are
perfect for each other.
429
00:23:48,488 --> 00:23:51,995
One of Butterfly's many
hustles is managing strippers.
430
00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:55,703
According to Jesse, she's
got real quality product.
431
00:23:55,703 --> 00:23:56,536
Fuckin' A.
432
00:23:58,408 --> 00:23:59,905
- Yeah man, she's got
a batch of 'em coming.
433
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,962
But listen, Butterfly don't take no shit
434
00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:03,376
when it comes to clients
messin' with her girls.
435
00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:04,885
- Don't worry about it man, listen.
436
00:24:04,885 --> 00:24:07,466
We are all respectable men, it's all good.
437
00:24:07,466 --> 00:24:08,299
- All right.
438
00:24:08,299 --> 00:24:09,132
You bet.
439
00:24:09,132 --> 00:24:09,965
Let's have a good night then.
440
00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:10,798
- Wait a minute!
441
00:24:10,798 --> 00:24:11,802
Aaron, what is he doing?
442
00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:12,635
What is he doing?
- Floyd, listen.
443
00:24:12,635 --> 00:24:13,591
Hey, listen.
444
00:24:13,591 --> 00:24:15,467
Nobody is going to jail, okay?
445
00:24:15,467 --> 00:24:17,808
- But we agreed no drugs!
446
00:24:17,808 --> 00:24:19,108
- It's just marijuana.
447
00:24:19,108 --> 00:24:20,481
Besides, it's medicinal.
448
00:24:20,481 --> 00:24:21,314
It's fine.
449
00:24:22,147 --> 00:24:22,980
- But I--
450
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:23,813
- Listen, I'm gonna go get that.
451
00:24:23,813 --> 00:24:26,396
You just sit down right here.
452
00:24:26,396 --> 00:24:27,813
Relax and inhale.
453
00:24:31,914 --> 00:24:33,540
Yeah, there you go.
454
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:36,199
Don't forget to lock the door!
455
00:24:37,783 --> 00:24:38,616
- No!
456
00:24:39,490 --> 00:24:41,208
- I was really hoping Miles could make it.
457
00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:43,163
It's been a minute since we've seen him.
458
00:24:43,163 --> 00:24:44,795
We're all so damn proud of him.
459
00:24:44,795 --> 00:24:49,139
We get excited whenever
we get a chance to see.
460
00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:50,711
Gus?
461
00:24:50,711 --> 00:24:51,840
- The one and only.
462
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,382
Gus wasn't invited.
463
00:24:53,382 --> 00:24:55,452
- Now surely you assholes know
464
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,596
that a party ain't a party
without the Gus
465
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,683
- Hey, you never know what
to expect from ol' Gus.
466
00:25:03,683 --> 00:25:08,183
Guess that's what makes me
such an outstanding person.
467
00:25:09,654 --> 00:25:10,487
Whoo!
468
00:25:11,573 --> 00:25:12,406
Yes!
469
00:25:13,372 --> 00:25:15,902
It reminds me of that game
against Mount Vernon High.
470
00:25:15,902 --> 00:25:17,406
You remember that game, right?
471
00:25:17,406 --> 00:25:19,590
Sean and I know
Gus from high school.
472
00:25:19,590 --> 00:25:21,579
Most people don't like Gus.
473
00:25:21,579 --> 00:25:24,714
To be honest, I'm not too
crazy about him myself.
474
00:25:24,714 --> 00:25:25,881
- And I smashed that puck
475
00:25:25,881 --> 00:25:28,037
right through that goalie's five-hole.
476
00:25:28,037 --> 00:25:30,137
Gus has a lot
of unlikeable qualities.
477
00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,638
For instance, he's always
talking about himself.
478
00:25:32,638 --> 00:25:34,464
Always trying to be the
centre of attention.
479
00:25:34,464 --> 00:25:36,083
- You know, I'm just the type of person
480
00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:37,686
whose light is so bright,
481
00:25:37,686 --> 00:25:40,015
it's kinda hard to be around
me, you know what I mean?
482
00:25:40,015 --> 00:25:42,469
I'm the type of person who
women just find themselves.
483
00:25:42,469 --> 00:25:45,024
And always using
big words out of context.
484
00:25:45,024 --> 00:25:47,152
- Because my style, it's
irrevocable, you know?
485
00:25:47,152 --> 00:25:50,814
It's ubiquitous to my
atmospheric surroundings.
486
00:25:50,814 --> 00:25:52,409
But before you
pass judgement on Gus,
487
00:25:52,409 --> 00:25:54,021
you have to understand
what helped mould him
488
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:56,734
into the asshole he is today.
489
00:25:56,734 --> 00:25:59,421
Although this might be hard to believe,
490
00:25:59,421 --> 00:26:01,421
Gus used to be the shit.
491
00:26:02,917 --> 00:26:03,990
When we were in high school,
492
00:26:03,990 --> 00:26:05,804
Gus was the number one hockey player.
493
00:26:05,804 --> 00:26:09,217
Everybody thought he was
gonna go pro, especially Gus,
494
00:26:09,217 --> 00:26:13,261
but his fucked-up attitude
fucked up everything.
495
00:26:13,261 --> 00:26:14,517
Now, 20 years later,
496
00:26:14,517 --> 00:26:16,407
he's still trying to convince everybody
497
00:26:16,407 --> 00:26:17,736
how great he still is.
498
00:26:17,736 --> 00:26:19,973
- Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
499
00:26:19,973 --> 00:26:23,223
Look who's in the motherfucking hittee!
500
00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:25,184
Hey, hey!
501
00:26:28,573 --> 00:26:30,063
I don't know him.
502
00:26:30,063 --> 00:26:31,278
He's not one of the groomsmen.
503
00:26:31,278 --> 00:26:33,734
Why is he in my house?
504
00:26:33,734 --> 00:26:34,944
- I'm Gus.
505
00:26:34,944 --> 00:26:36,740
Surely you've heard Aaron
and Sean tell stories
506
00:26:36,740 --> 00:26:39,533
about my glory days in high school, hello?
507
00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:41,116
I was the shit, no?
508
00:26:42,038 --> 00:26:43,445
- Never heard of you, Gus.
509
00:26:43,445 --> 00:26:45,663
Now, would you please get out of my house?
510
00:26:45,663 --> 00:26:49,171
- Gus, this was sort of an
invite-only kinda thing.
511
00:26:49,171 --> 00:26:50,749
- Oh, no, no, that's cool.
512
00:26:50,749 --> 00:26:52,666
I invited myself, yeah.
513
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:55,584
Will somebody please tell this guy
514
00:26:55,584 --> 00:26:57,719
that a party ain't a
party without the Gus
515
00:26:57,719 --> 00:27:00,979
Hello, hello!
516
00:27:00,979 --> 00:27:04,442
I'm here to see my boy Sean
bitin' the poison apple!
517
00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:10,777
- Gus, if you don't leave,
518
00:27:10,777 --> 00:27:13,281
I'll be forced to call the police.
519
00:27:15,110 --> 00:27:16,860
Man, fuck the police!
520
00:27:17,858 --> 00:27:19,627
I ain't afraid of no popos!
521
00:27:19,627 --> 00:27:22,246
My heart don't pump no Kool-Aid!
522
00:27:22,246 --> 00:27:23,793
Besides, cops wanted me.
523
00:27:23,793 --> 00:27:25,570
They were begging me to join their ranks.
524
00:27:25,570 --> 00:27:26,912
They were begging me to join,
525
00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:30,662
but then I realised I'm too
law-abiding to be a cop.
526
00:27:34,338 --> 00:27:35,680
Follow me on that one.
527
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,390
- Okay, okay, that's it!
528
00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:38,996
Last warning!
529
00:27:38,996 --> 00:27:41,359
It's gonna get ugly if
you don't get the heck
530
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,977
out of my house!
- Floyd, Floyd.
531
00:27:43,977 --> 00:27:47,012
Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, calm down.
532
00:27:47,012 --> 00:27:49,929
Can you cut Gus a break, all right?
533
00:27:51,029 --> 00:27:52,152
- Okay, sorry.
534
00:27:52,152 --> 00:27:55,316
Aaron promised it would be eight
people total, including me.
535
00:27:55,316 --> 00:27:56,815
Eight people total.
536
00:27:56,815 --> 00:27:59,238
- I hear you and we're sorry.
537
00:27:59,238 --> 00:28:02,612
Look, I will admit, Gus is an asshole.
538
00:28:02,612 --> 00:28:04,046
But I would feel like a bigger asshole
539
00:28:04,046 --> 00:28:04,980
if I asked him to leave
540
00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:06,864
after he came all this
way to celebrate with me.
541
00:28:06,864 --> 00:28:08,458
Do you know what I'm saying?
542
00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:11,875
So can you just do me this solid, please?
543
00:28:17,507 --> 00:28:19,344
We'll try.
544
00:28:19,344 --> 00:28:20,844
Our best.
545
00:28:22,338 --> 00:28:23,171
- Okay.
546
00:28:24,394 --> 00:28:25,227
Good.
547
00:28:25,227 --> 00:28:26,568
You look sharp, by the way.
548
00:28:26,568 --> 00:28:27,475
- Very GQ.
549
00:28:27,475 --> 00:28:28,711
Yes.
550
00:28:28,711 --> 00:28:29,905
Can I borrow that tie sometime?
551
00:28:29,905 --> 00:28:30,738
- Of course!
552
00:28:30,738 --> 00:28:31,861
- All right.
553
00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:32,945
- It's all good.
554
00:28:33,995 --> 00:28:36,267
To be honest, I really wasn't worried.
555
00:28:36,267 --> 00:28:38,363
You guys aren't crazy.
556
00:28:38,363 --> 00:28:40,740
So how's life been treatin' you, Sean?
557
00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:41,743
- Life's pretty--
558
00:28:41,743 --> 00:28:42,701
- That is so great, man.
559
00:28:42,701 --> 00:28:44,166
My life is just fantastic.
560
00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:45,876
Things are so good with me.
561
00:28:45,876 --> 00:28:47,324
They're just so good, you know?
562
00:28:47,324 --> 00:28:49,548
I mean, they just keep
getting better and better.
563
00:28:49,548 --> 00:28:51,254
I mean, my team is doing great.
564
00:28:51,254 --> 00:28:52,297
Then again, how could they not be
565
00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:54,659
with such a great and
pulchritudinous leader,
566
00:28:54,659 --> 00:28:55,797
you know what I mean?
567
00:28:55,797 --> 00:28:57,371
Hey, so how's the missus, huh?
568
00:28:57,371 --> 00:29:00,583
Or should I say soon to be missus?
569
00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:01,416
- Irene, she's--
570
00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:02,303
- Oh, man, my wife Mary Lou,
571
00:29:02,303 --> 00:29:04,193
she's hanging in there.
572
00:29:04,193 --> 00:29:06,507
Once in a while, she gets a little mouthy,
573
00:29:06,507 --> 00:29:09,253
nothing that a quick backhand
or a right hook can't solve.
574
00:29:09,253 --> 00:29:10,192
You know what I mean?
575
00:29:10,192 --> 00:29:13,141
Hey, word to the wise about marriage.
576
00:29:13,141 --> 00:29:14,104
You better establish your dominance
577
00:29:14,104 --> 00:29:17,976
coming right out the freaking
gate because if you do not,
578
00:29:17,976 --> 00:29:20,198
you will live the rest of your days
579
00:29:20,198 --> 00:29:22,401
as a henpecked, yellow-belly eunuch.
580
00:29:22,401 --> 00:29:23,318
Believe me.
581
00:29:24,495 --> 00:29:25,328
I know.
582
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,033
- Wow.
583
00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:28,116
Yeah.
584
00:29:33,621 --> 00:29:34,454
- Wow, that's crazy.
585
00:29:34,454 --> 00:29:35,287
Speaking of which--
586
00:29:35,287 --> 00:29:36,588
- Hey, hey, hey, do you remember that game
587
00:29:36,588 --> 00:29:40,093
that I won for us against
Schroeder High in our junior year?
588
00:29:40,093 --> 00:29:42,464
I just pulled that article
out yesterday and read it.
589
00:29:42,464 --> 00:29:44,093
They had us down by 11.
590
00:29:44,093 --> 00:29:45,884
I mean the entire team
had given up, but not me.
591
00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:47,191
No, no, no, no.
592
00:29:47,191 --> 00:29:48,683
I knew if I wanted that win,
593
00:29:48,683 --> 00:29:50,558
I had to take over like a real man.
594
00:29:50,558 --> 00:29:52,644
That's when I sliced that
big overgrown bitch Whittaker
595
00:29:52,644 --> 00:29:55,027
right across his face and made
him bleed out of his chin.
596
00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:57,188
He was crying, bleeding all over the eyes.
597
00:29:57,188 --> 00:29:58,492
Do you remember that?
598
00:29:58,492 --> 00:29:59,325
I think that's Miles.
599
00:29:59,325 --> 00:30:01,063
You don't remember that game?
600
00:30:01,063 --> 00:30:03,400
I slashed him right across
his fuckin' face, remember?
601
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,034
I was the fuckin' hero, remember that?
602
00:30:06,034 --> 00:30:08,534
- Make sure you lock the door!
603
00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:18,003
Oh, yeah, there he is!
604
00:30:18,003 --> 00:30:18,961
How you doin'?
605
00:30:20,042 --> 00:30:21,407
- Good to see you, man.
606
00:30:21,407 --> 00:30:23,717
Miles went to high school with us too.
607
00:30:23,717 --> 00:30:26,292
Later this year, he'll be
retiring from a very successful
608
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,259
professional hockey career.
609
00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:30,427
He's pretty fuckin' rich and famous.
610
00:30:30,427 --> 00:30:32,052
But despite his success,
611
00:30:32,052 --> 00:30:36,317
Miles is probably the humblest
and nicest guy I know.
612
00:30:36,317 --> 00:30:37,654
All right, how's the fam?
613
00:30:37,654 --> 00:30:39,521
- Oh, the girl's too informed, man.
614
00:30:39,521 --> 00:30:40,489
You gotta give 'em mind, man.
615
00:30:40,489 --> 00:30:41,322
They miss Uncle Aaron.
- Yeah, you know
616
00:30:41,322 --> 00:30:42,155
I would love to.
617
00:30:42,155 --> 00:30:42,988
I would love to, man.
618
00:30:43,821 --> 00:30:44,906
- Yeah, everyone's out back.
619
00:30:44,906 --> 00:30:45,739
Oh!
620
00:30:48,319 --> 00:30:50,410
Shit!
621
00:30:50,410 --> 00:30:51,618
What's up, man?
622
00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:53,284
Good, man, good seeing you.
623
00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:54,537
Good to see you.
624
00:30:54,537 --> 00:30:55,712
I don't know if
any of the other fellas
625
00:30:55,712 --> 00:30:58,678
have ever noticed how
much Gus hates Miles.
626
00:30:58,678 --> 00:31:00,674
I don't even think Miles knows it.
627
00:31:00,674 --> 00:31:03,254
Gus's grudge goes all the
way back to high school
628
00:31:03,254 --> 00:31:07,542
when Gus was number one
and Miles was number two.
629
00:31:07,542 --> 00:31:10,890
I guess I can understand why
Gus would be a little envious.
630
00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:13,509
Miles is a star hockey player.
631
00:31:13,509 --> 00:31:15,933
Gus is a high school hockey coach.
632
00:31:15,933 --> 00:31:17,852
Miles married a model.
633
00:31:17,852 --> 00:31:19,435
Gus's wife is nice.
634
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:22,742
Miles is a millionaire.
635
00:31:22,742 --> 00:31:24,488
Gus is broke.
636
00:31:24,488 --> 00:31:25,571
Hey, Miles.
637
00:31:25,571 --> 00:31:28,230
Everybody loves Miles.
638
00:31:28,230 --> 00:31:30,478
Everybody hates Gus.
639
00:31:30,478 --> 00:31:31,567
- Good to see you.
640
00:31:31,567 --> 00:31:32,559
- You, too.
641
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:34,495
- Hey, there he is.
642
00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:35,455
Hey, brother.
643
00:31:35,455 --> 00:31:36,288
- Oh!
644
00:31:36,288 --> 00:31:37,128
Hey, yeah.
645
00:31:37,128 --> 00:31:37,961
- Good to see you, Gus.
646
00:31:37,961 --> 00:31:38,794
- Mmm.
647
00:31:38,794 --> 00:31:40,630
- Oh, man, it's been too long.
648
00:31:40,630 --> 00:31:41,546
How's life treatin' ya?
649
00:31:41,546 --> 00:31:43,822
- Oh, man, everything's perfect with me.
650
00:31:43,822 --> 00:31:45,812
It mean it just couldn't be any better.
651
00:31:45,812 --> 00:31:47,368
Got the fuckin' world by the ass!
652
00:31:47,368 --> 00:31:48,341
- Nice.
653
00:31:49,178 --> 00:31:50,345
Oh, shit!
654
00:31:50,345 --> 00:31:51,726
I've been meaning to tell you.
655
00:31:51,726 --> 00:31:53,008
I saw that game,
656
00:31:53,008 --> 00:31:55,305
your last game that you
played against the Ducks.
657
00:31:55,305 --> 00:31:57,776
Your game seemed a little off, you know?
658
00:31:57,776 --> 00:32:00,429
Like maybe you couldn't get
around the ice like you used to.
659
00:32:00,429 --> 00:32:02,529
Isn't that a shame when
players play longer
660
00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:03,887
than they should, you know?
661
00:32:03,887 --> 00:32:06,769
I mean a guy needs to know when
his time has come and gone.
662
00:32:06,769 --> 00:32:07,738
You know what I mean?
663
00:32:07,738 --> 00:32:08,869
You know what I mean, don't you?
664
00:32:08,869 --> 00:32:09,717
- Yeah, I feel you.
665
00:32:09,717 --> 00:32:10,550
- Yeah, cheers.
666
00:32:10,550 --> 00:32:11,842
There's supposed to be
some bitches coming, man.
667
00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:13,675
I'll see you in there.
668
00:32:21,751 --> 00:32:22,584
- Nothing.
669
00:32:22,584 --> 00:32:23,417
Nothing.
670
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,083
- Nothing.
671
00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:25,916
- You were about to
call Irene, weren't you?
672
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,543
- No, no.
673
00:32:28,543 --> 00:32:29,686
- Give me your phone.
674
00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:30,584
- No.
675
00:32:30,584 --> 00:32:32,015
- Give me your fuckin' phone!
676
00:32:32,015 --> 00:32:33,438
Get the fuck outside!
677
00:32:33,438 --> 00:32:35,851
- All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
678
00:32:35,851 --> 00:32:37,008
I'm going.
679
00:32:37,008 --> 00:32:38,818
- Sean's got it bad.
680
00:32:38,818 --> 00:32:40,568
Worse than I thought.
681
00:32:41,815 --> 00:32:44,227
Although it's kinda weird
not getting any calls
682
00:32:44,227 --> 00:32:45,977
or texts from Kayla.
683
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:54,829
We used to randomly send
each other funny texts
684
00:32:54,829 --> 00:32:57,162
and pics throughout the day.
685
00:33:07,461 --> 00:33:09,789
And sometimes we just hung out,
686
00:33:09,789 --> 00:33:12,206
not even talking or laughing.
687
00:33:13,587 --> 00:33:14,670
Just silence.
688
00:33:22,430 --> 00:33:24,195
Even when I was sick,
689
00:33:24,195 --> 00:33:27,232
like the time I thought
I had the bubonic plague,
690
00:33:27,232 --> 00:33:29,447
Kayla still came around,
691
00:33:29,447 --> 00:33:32,280
took care of me and made me laugh.
692
00:33:46,205 --> 00:33:48,288
What the fuck am I doing?
693
00:33:52,225 --> 00:33:54,186
Hey, Stanley, is Uncle Ulysses coming?
694
00:33:55,923 --> 00:33:58,516
Do I look like a goddamn party planner?
695
00:33:58,516 --> 00:33:59,349
Fuck!
696
00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:03,350
Tom Cruise-looking motherfucker!
697
00:34:03,350 --> 00:34:06,303
Uncle Ulysses is Sean and Stanley's uncle.
698
00:34:06,303 --> 00:34:08,565
Actually, he's their great-uncle.
699
00:34:08,565 --> 00:34:11,196
Uncle Ulysses is a real interesting dude.
700
00:34:11,196 --> 00:34:13,531
He's sort of a Renaissance man.
701
00:34:13,531 --> 00:34:15,454
He's travelled the world.
702
00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:18,461
He's met, hung out and
gotten drunk with everybody.
703
00:34:18,461 --> 00:34:22,955
Presidents, kings, movie
stars, gangsters, you name it.
704
00:34:22,955 --> 00:34:24,715
He's been a soldier, a medicine man,
705
00:34:24,715 --> 00:34:26,378
a fortune teller, a mercenary,
706
00:34:26,378 --> 00:34:28,691
a migrant fruit-picker, a pearl diver,
707
00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:30,467
and who know what else.
708
00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:32,473
He never got married or had any kids.
709
00:34:32,473 --> 00:34:33,957
Most importantly,
710
00:34:33,957 --> 00:34:38,040
it's been said that he's
nailed over 3,000 women.
711
00:34:39,393 --> 00:34:40,476
I believe it.
712
00:34:42,729 --> 00:34:45,861
Uncle Ulysses is most famous
for being a party animal.
713
00:34:45,861 --> 00:34:48,902
He's known worldwide as
being the Yoda of drinking.
714
00:34:48,902 --> 00:34:50,487
On countless occasions,
715
00:34:50,487 --> 00:34:53,654
he's drank Sean and I under the table.
716
00:34:54,983 --> 00:34:55,816
Literally.
717
00:34:57,071 --> 00:34:59,093
Another thing about Uncle Ulysses,
718
00:34:59,093 --> 00:35:01,125
he walks everywhere.
719
00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:05,002
Whether it's 20 blocks
or 20 miles, he walks.
720
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:08,135
And he carries that goddamn
suitcase everywhere he goes.
721
00:35:08,135 --> 00:35:10,579
Although I've inquired many, many times,
722
00:35:10,579 --> 00:35:14,800
nobody knows what's inside
his goddamn suitcase.
723
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:19,588
Like I said, Uncle Ulysses
is a real interesting dude.
724
00:35:19,588 --> 00:35:21,431
Aloha!
725
00:35:21,431 --> 00:35:22,839
Hello, U!
726
00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:26,728
I told you to lock the front door.
727
00:35:26,728 --> 00:35:27,561
- I did.
728
00:35:27,561 --> 00:35:28,734
How you doin'?
729
00:35:28,734 --> 00:35:30,983
Well, well.
730
00:35:30,983 --> 00:35:32,566
Hello, U!
731
00:35:35,156 --> 00:35:35,989
Good to see you, man.
732
00:35:35,989 --> 00:35:36,822
Oh!
733
00:35:36,822 --> 00:35:37,822
Let's party!
734
00:35:41,205 --> 00:35:42,616
Oh!
735
00:35:42,616 --> 00:35:43,584
- Be careful.
736
00:35:43,584 --> 00:35:45,704
- Guys, what is this,
like a gay circle jerk?
737
00:35:45,704 --> 00:35:48,789
I came to see some titties and ass!
738
00:35:48,789 --> 00:35:52,121
- Tonight's collective
toast is to a young man
739
00:35:52,121 --> 00:35:55,175
who's committed to the
most wonderful commitment
740
00:35:55,175 --> 00:35:57,508
an individual can commit to.
741
00:35:58,583 --> 00:36:01,916
Sean, I wish you love, life and liberty.
742
00:36:05,388 --> 00:36:06,301
All right!
743
00:36:09,763 --> 00:36:12,606
- Sean, I love you, you're my best friend,
744
00:36:12,606 --> 00:36:15,523
but it's not too late to back out.
745
00:36:16,529 --> 00:36:17,362
For you.
746
00:36:21,033 --> 00:36:22,499
Oh!
747
00:36:22,499 --> 00:36:23,332
- Pussy!
748
00:36:25,238 --> 00:36:27,163
- Hey, Miles, I wanna say congrats, cuz.
749
00:36:27,163 --> 00:36:28,370
Irene's good people, man.
750
00:36:28,370 --> 00:36:30,495
Hope y'all have a gang of
little motherfuckers, man.
751
00:36:30,495 --> 00:36:31,745
This is to you.
752
00:36:34,498 --> 00:36:36,003
- There we go.
753
00:36:36,003 --> 00:36:37,503
- So long, sucker!
754
00:36:44,122 --> 00:36:45,690
Whoo!
755
00:36:45,690 --> 00:36:47,136
- Hey, man, pass that shit, man!
756
00:36:47,136 --> 00:36:48,138
- Come on, pass!
757
00:36:48,138 --> 00:36:49,895
- Pass, pass, come on!
758
00:36:49,895 --> 00:36:50,728
- Fuck.
759
00:36:53,518 --> 00:36:55,646
- Congratulations, Sean.
760
00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:59,494
I just wanna wish you and
your new wife all the best.
761
00:36:59,494 --> 00:37:02,154
Please take it easy on my house.
762
00:37:02,154 --> 00:37:03,071
Oh, no, no.
763
00:37:07,411 --> 00:37:11,411
- I've been looking forward
to this a long time.
764
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,337
That's some shit.
765
00:37:17,173 --> 00:37:19,009
- Congratulations to Sean.
766
00:37:19,009 --> 00:37:20,665
We go way back, my man.
767
00:37:20,665 --> 00:37:21,877
Contrary to what these jokers
768
00:37:21,877 --> 00:37:22,810
are trying to make you believe,
769
00:37:22,810 --> 00:37:25,014
marriage, it's a beautiful thing.
770
00:37:25,014 --> 00:37:27,761
Just always keep it real with each other.
771
00:37:27,761 --> 00:37:29,055
Cheers, my man.
772
00:37:32,644 --> 00:37:33,477
God damn.
773
00:37:34,966 --> 00:37:35,799
- Here.
774
00:37:38,892 --> 00:37:40,142
- Suck my dick.
775
00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:43,662
- I wanted all of you to
be a part of my big day
776
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:45,026
for a reason.
777
00:37:45,026 --> 00:37:47,491
Each of you helped mould
me into the man I am today.
778
00:37:47,491 --> 00:37:48,788
- Yes, I did!
779
00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:50,038
- Good and bad.
780
00:37:52,590 --> 00:37:55,442
I appreciate every one of you guys.
781
00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:56,839
I fuckin' love you, assholes.
782
00:37:59,174 --> 00:38:00,007
Drink!
783
00:38:00,007 --> 00:38:00,840
Drink!
784
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:05,595
Drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink, drink!
785
00:38:05,595 --> 00:38:09,012
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!
786
00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:10,720
- Drink!
787
00:38:14,648 --> 00:38:15,481
Yeah!
788
00:38:20,450 --> 00:38:21,350
- Here!
789
00:38:21,350 --> 00:38:22,320
Keep it full.
790
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,153
- Yeah!
791
00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:27,330
Yeah!
792
00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:29,154
Now we got a party.
793
00:38:29,154 --> 00:38:31,321
- It's all over the floor.
794
00:38:32,383 --> 00:38:35,760
So when shall we
be expecting these strippers?
795
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,593
- Don't worry.
796
00:38:36,593 --> 00:38:39,289
We have plenty of live
entertainment coming shortly.
797
00:38:39,289 --> 00:38:40,345
- That's what I wanna hear!
798
00:38:40,345 --> 00:38:41,800
Me fuckin', too!
799
00:38:42,798 --> 00:38:43,723
Live entertainment?
800
00:38:43,723 --> 00:38:44,714
- Yeah.
- Dirty.
801
00:38:44,714 --> 00:38:46,007
- We had an agreement, Aaron.
802
00:38:46,007 --> 00:38:47,416
Eight people total.
803
00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:49,936
Strippers and, or live entertainment
804
00:38:49,936 --> 00:38:52,509
makes way more than eight people!
805
00:38:52,509 --> 00:38:54,570
I'm gonna have to shut it down, okay?
806
00:38:54,570 --> 00:38:55,811
Okay, guys!
807
00:38:55,811 --> 00:38:56,644
That's it!
808
00:38:56,644 --> 00:38:57,477
- Wait!
809
00:38:58,364 --> 00:38:59,482
Just shut the fuck up
for a second, all right?
810
00:38:59,482 --> 00:39:00,980
You're ruining the goddamn plan!
811
00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:01,935
Look!
812
00:39:01,935 --> 00:39:04,942
Joy is far, far away from here.
813
00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:07,443
Grow some fuckin' balls, will ya?
814
00:39:07,443 --> 00:39:09,279
Just calm the fuck down.
815
00:39:09,279 --> 00:39:11,858
Have a great time and enjoy yourself.
816
00:39:11,858 --> 00:39:12,792
Can you do that?
817
00:39:12,792 --> 00:39:14,539
Can you calm down?
818
00:39:14,539 --> 00:39:17,372
All right, let's have a good time.
819
00:39:23,303 --> 00:39:26,180
Can I borrow you for a second?
820
00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:28,676
Now I wanted tonight to be special.
821
00:39:28,676 --> 00:39:31,009
I mean really special, okay?
822
00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:33,347
Don't ask me how I did this
823
00:39:33,347 --> 00:39:36,731
'cause I'm never gonna tell you, but,
824
00:39:36,731 --> 00:39:40,314
I was able to get
Epiphany to come tonight.
825
00:39:44,146 --> 00:39:44,979
Epiphany?
826
00:39:46,986 --> 00:39:48,490
To the average person,
827
00:39:48,490 --> 00:39:51,575
the name Epiphany probably
doesn't mean that much.
828
00:39:51,575 --> 00:39:56,575
But those who know know
that Epiphany is a stripper.
829
00:39:56,578 --> 00:39:59,799
Actually, she used to be a stripper.
830
00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:01,466
Now, she's a legend.
831
00:40:06,294 --> 00:40:08,045
Epiphany only makes special appearances
832
00:40:08,045 --> 00:40:10,473
at select bachelor parties.
833
00:40:10,473 --> 00:40:12,102
Mostly she's hired to bang the groom
834
00:40:12,102 --> 00:40:14,178
on his last night of freedom.
835
00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:16,645
Word has it, after a guy
hooks up with Epiphany,
836
00:40:16,645 --> 00:40:18,645
he's never the same.
837
00:40:18,645 --> 00:40:20,742
Epiphany's unbelievably expensive.
838
00:40:20,742 --> 00:40:24,159
But for Sean, she'll be worth every cent.
839
00:40:26,852 --> 00:40:29,373
- I don't know what to say.
840
00:40:29,373 --> 00:40:30,320
There's
something else about Sean
841
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,987
that I find amazing.
842
00:40:32,902 --> 00:40:34,913
Sean has never cheated on Irene.
843
00:40:34,913 --> 00:40:36,025
No bullshit.
844
00:40:36,025 --> 00:40:37,034
Never!
845
00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:38,624
That is fucking amazing to me.
846
00:40:38,624 --> 00:40:41,431
I mean in my humble opinion,
cheating is inevitable.
847
00:40:41,431 --> 00:40:43,432
How can you wake up to
the same face everyday
848
00:40:43,432 --> 00:40:46,210
and not get tired of it?
849
00:40:46,210 --> 00:40:47,971
Like I always say,
850
00:40:47,971 --> 00:40:50,202
a guy could line up all
the women in the world
851
00:40:50,202 --> 00:40:51,891
and take his time to
pick what he considers
852
00:40:51,891 --> 00:40:54,841
to be the most beautiful one.
853
00:40:54,841 --> 00:40:58,091
In three months, he'll be tired of her.
854
00:40:59,052 --> 00:40:59,885
- Crap!
855
00:40:59,885 --> 00:41:01,240
Everybody cheats.
856
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:02,175
You have to keep in mind
857
00:41:02,175 --> 00:41:04,387
men and women see cheating differently.
858
00:41:04,387 --> 00:41:06,147
The woman wants to know.
859
00:41:06,147 --> 00:41:08,535
- I don't care if you fucked her!
860
00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:09,767
Did you love her?
861
00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:11,237
The guys wants to know.
862
00:41:11,237 --> 00:41:13,155
- I don't care if you loved him.
863
00:41:13,155 --> 00:41:15,326
Did you fuck him?
864
00:41:15,326 --> 00:41:17,993
I've never really
had a girlfriend to cheat on.
865
00:41:17,993 --> 00:41:19,118
But I have to admit,
866
00:41:19,118 --> 00:41:22,155
after nailing the last few
girls since I met Kayla,
867
00:41:22,155 --> 00:41:24,489
I did feel a little bad.
868
00:41:24,489 --> 00:41:26,989
Hey, sexy, let's get you home.
869
00:41:28,463 --> 00:41:29,970
Don't want you driving home too late.
870
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:31,798
Matter of fact, I felt so bad
871
00:41:31,798 --> 00:41:33,893
I actually confessed it to Kayla.
872
00:41:33,893 --> 00:41:35,884
I couldn't believe I
was snitching on myself.
873
00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:37,640
I'd never done anything like that before.
874
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,817
It was like an out-of-body experience.
875
00:41:39,817 --> 00:41:41,890
I expected her to scream, cuss,
876
00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:44,055
scratch my eyes out and shank me.
877
00:41:44,055 --> 00:41:45,305
But she didn't.
878
00:41:46,194 --> 00:41:48,194
We just talked about it.
879
00:41:50,276 --> 00:41:52,155
And she forgave me.
880
00:41:52,155 --> 00:41:54,816
I mean, I know she wasn't
my girlfriend or anything,
881
00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:58,233
and I shouldn't care, but she forgave me.
882
00:42:00,493 --> 00:42:01,326
Wow.
883
00:42:03,201 --> 00:42:06,333
You don't need to say anything.
884
00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:08,716
You know what to do.
885
00:42:08,716 --> 00:42:10,468
- Oh, fuck yeah!
886
00:42:10,468 --> 00:42:12,514
Yeah!
887
00:42:14,057 --> 00:42:15,807
Oh, shit!
888
00:42:17,681 --> 00:42:18,514
♪ I smoke it good ♪
889
00:42:18,514 --> 00:42:19,807
♪ That's why Cali got me ♪
890
00:42:19,807 --> 00:42:20,894
♪ I show you hood ♪
891
00:42:20,894 --> 00:42:22,721
♪ I up, I up ♪
892
00:42:22,721 --> 00:42:25,489
♪ Black guy at black town ♪
893
00:42:25,489 --> 00:42:27,190
- Good evening, gentlemen.
894
00:42:29,485 --> 00:42:31,234
You all ready to have a good time tonight?
895
00:42:31,234 --> 00:42:32,067
Yeah!
896
00:42:32,067 --> 00:42:33,320
Can we go to it?
897
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,153
- All right, all right.
898
00:42:34,153 --> 00:42:35,446
Here are the rules.
899
00:42:35,446 --> 00:42:39,067
Number one, do not touch the girls.
900
00:42:39,067 --> 00:42:39,995
Boo!
901
00:42:39,995 --> 00:42:40,828
That's bullshit!
902
00:42:40,828 --> 00:42:42,824
- They can touch you,
but you can't touch them.
903
00:42:42,824 --> 00:42:44,253
I'm serious.
904
00:42:44,253 --> 00:42:45,586
Number two, tip.
905
00:42:48,046 --> 00:42:51,084
Performing tonight for
your visual pleasure
906
00:42:51,084 --> 00:42:54,250
are the finest, the freakiest,
907
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:57,966
the most fascinating
bitches to ever work a pole!
908
00:42:57,966 --> 00:42:58,799
- Please!
909
00:42:58,799 --> 00:43:00,230
- Luscious!
910
00:43:01,971 --> 00:43:03,592
- Yummy!
911
00:43:03,592 --> 00:43:04,895
- Hello, gentlemen.
912
00:43:04,895 --> 00:43:06,529
- Precious.
913
00:43:10,016 --> 00:43:10,849
Chastity!
914
00:43:10,849 --> 00:43:11,767
- Hey, hey, hey.
915
00:43:11,767 --> 00:43:12,696
Delicious.
916
00:43:12,696 --> 00:43:14,031
- Hello, hungry boys.
917
00:43:14,031 --> 00:43:15,120
Dreamy.
918
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,485
- I'll make your dreams come true.
919
00:43:16,485 --> 00:43:17,871
- Temptation.
920
00:43:19,573 --> 00:43:20,406
Sin.
921
00:43:21,652 --> 00:43:22,485
- Seduction.
922
00:43:23,959 --> 00:43:26,420
- All right, girls, go do your thing.
923
00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:29,590
♪ Make that ass bounce ♪
924
00:43:29,590 --> 00:43:33,467
♪ Up and down like a basketball ♪
925
00:43:33,467 --> 00:43:34,716
♪ Your booty's so round ♪
926
00:43:34,716 --> 00:43:37,391
♪ Let's play ratchet ball ♪
927
00:43:37,391 --> 00:43:40,224
- Shake that sweet brown shit, girl.
928
00:43:40,224 --> 00:43:42,096
Mmm, I like what I see.
929
00:43:42,096 --> 00:43:43,432
♪ Sit this here ♪
930
00:43:43,432 --> 00:43:45,859
♪ Get nasty on that ass you got ♪
931
00:43:45,859 --> 00:43:47,567
♪ Girl, you better not go past me ♪
932
00:43:47,567 --> 00:43:49,812
♪ I play the sexophone ♪
933
00:43:49,812 --> 00:43:52,264
♪ I don't mind if you get a little jazzy ♪
934
00:43:54,589 --> 00:43:56,945
♪ Why you wanna throw in the sewer ♪
935
00:43:56,945 --> 00:43:58,364
Dirty old man, you!
936
00:43:58,364 --> 00:44:00,530
♪ I'ma sat that bitch like a turtle ♪
937
00:44:00,530 --> 00:44:01,717
♪ Beat the um ♪
938
00:44:01,717 --> 00:44:02,550
♪ Be the kid ♪
939
00:44:02,550 --> 00:44:03,383
- Ooh! That one.
940
00:44:03,383 --> 00:44:04,918
♪ She ride that horse I feel it too ♪
941
00:44:04,918 --> 00:44:07,038
♪ She a kidnapper Amber alert ♪
942
00:44:07,038 --> 00:44:09,080
♪ Amber alert, be quiet ♪
943
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,244
♪ That's a grown woman ♪
944
00:44:10,244 --> 00:44:11,827
♪ She be in the gym ♪
945
00:44:11,827 --> 00:44:13,374
- Get over here, girl!
946
00:44:13,374 --> 00:44:14,468
Relax, beautiful.
947
00:44:14,468 --> 00:44:16,041
- Don't touch.
948
00:44:16,041 --> 00:44:17,469
- Come on, relax.
949
00:44:17,469 --> 00:44:19,465
You and I got a nice rhythm going.
950
00:44:19,465 --> 00:44:20,932
Hey, hey, if you're friendly,
951
00:44:20,932 --> 00:44:22,805
there'll be a nice fat tip in it for you.
952
00:44:22,805 --> 00:44:25,055
Baby, come on, big fat tip!
953
00:44:29,734 --> 00:44:30,817
- Hey, girls.
954
00:44:31,808 --> 00:44:33,987
Do you wanna come out?
955
00:44:33,987 --> 00:44:35,570
The guy's your man.
956
00:44:37,786 --> 00:44:39,203
Hello!
957
00:44:40,531 --> 00:44:41,364
Oh, my!
958
00:44:41,364 --> 00:44:42,997
If we must, we must.
959
00:44:45,689 --> 00:44:46,522
Shit!
960
00:44:46,522 --> 00:44:47,803
You girls seem like you may have done this
961
00:44:47,803 --> 00:44:49,803
one or two times before.
962
00:44:51,636 --> 00:44:52,469
Whoo-hoo!
963
00:44:55,597 --> 00:44:57,014
I'm an Aztec god!
964
00:44:58,131 --> 00:44:59,510
Cheez-alcoatl!
965
00:44:59,510 --> 00:45:03,679
- Is it cool if later, I crawl
up inside you and take a nap?
966
00:45:03,679 --> 00:45:05,846
- This is so fun to watch.
967
00:45:08,258 --> 00:45:10,658
- Touch your toes, touch your toes.
968
00:45:10,658 --> 00:45:13,195
Go ahead, bend over, touch your toes.
969
00:45:15,399 --> 00:45:17,494
All right, girls.
970
00:45:19,957 --> 00:45:20,790
Whoo-hoo!
971
00:45:20,790 --> 00:45:22,245
♪ Right now my ass is focused on raven ♪
972
00:45:22,245 --> 00:45:23,333
♪ Bitches be hatin' ♪
973
00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:24,404
♪ Bitches be hatin' ♪
974
00:45:24,404 --> 00:45:26,363
♪ Forget your money how ever you make it ♪
975
00:45:26,363 --> 00:45:28,002
♪ Why don't you way to your town ♪
976
00:45:28,002 --> 00:45:29,663
♪ Why make them stand there with 20s ♪
977
00:45:29,663 --> 00:45:30,795
♪ Be better a thousand ♪
978
00:45:30,795 --> 00:45:32,249
♪ Why won't these niggas just stand ♪
979
00:45:32,249 --> 00:45:34,372
♪ Why do they say they
got kick and no need ♪
980
00:45:34,372 --> 00:45:37,702
- Remember, you said there's
a big fat tip in it for me.
981
00:45:37,702 --> 00:45:39,552
- Trust me, baby.
982
00:45:39,552 --> 00:45:40,385
It is.
983
00:45:44,004 --> 00:45:45,342
- Ow!
984
00:45:45,342 --> 00:45:46,693
- Oh, hell no.
985
00:45:46,693 --> 00:45:48,463
- Hey, asshole, I told you!
986
00:45:48,463 --> 00:45:50,141
No touching!
987
00:45:50,141 --> 00:45:51,097
What did I say?
988
00:45:51,097 --> 00:45:51,930
- Come on!
989
00:45:51,930 --> 00:45:52,763
What?
990
00:45:52,763 --> 00:45:53,596
- Ladies, that's it.
991
00:45:53,596 --> 00:45:54,429
Pack it up, show's over.
992
00:45:54,429 --> 00:45:55,262
- No!
993
00:45:55,262 --> 00:45:56,095
No!
994
00:45:56,095 --> 00:45:56,928
Oh, come on!
995
00:45:57,761 --> 00:45:58,594
- No!
996
00:45:58,594 --> 00:45:59,427
No, no.
997
00:45:59,427 --> 00:46:00,365
Please don't leave me!
998
00:46:01,198 --> 00:46:02,525
What a fucking strip show!
999
00:46:03,697 --> 00:46:05,663
Be respectful!
1000
00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:06,496
- You motherfuck!
1001
00:46:07,350 --> 00:46:08,183
- Hey!
1002
00:46:08,183 --> 00:46:09,016
Hey!
1003
00:46:10,248 --> 00:46:11,665
Control this animal!
1004
00:46:11,665 --> 00:46:12,708
- Fuck you!
1005
00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:14,450
Fuck you, what the hell are you doin'?
1006
00:46:14,450 --> 00:46:16,549
You fuckin' fucked it up!
1007
00:46:16,549 --> 00:46:18,379
- I can't believe you fags
are making such a big deal
1008
00:46:18,379 --> 00:46:21,593
about these stank-ass fuckin' hookers!
1009
00:46:33,341 --> 00:46:34,424
- Nice house.
1010
00:46:39,315 --> 00:46:40,514
Good evening, gentlemen.
1011
00:46:40,514 --> 00:46:41,356
I'm Detective Armstrong.
1012
00:46:41,356 --> 00:46:43,028
This is Detective Gonzalez.
1013
00:46:43,028 --> 00:46:47,115
Well, well, well,
if it ain't the popos!
1014
00:46:47,115 --> 00:46:49,575
Yeah, what can
we do for you, detectives?
1015
00:46:49,575 --> 00:46:52,788
- Looking for this scumbag
right here, Jesse Jameson.
1016
00:46:52,788 --> 00:46:54,283
You guys seen him?
1017
00:46:54,283 --> 00:46:55,987
- Yeah, he escaped from prison.
1018
00:46:55,987 --> 00:46:56,952
Our sources informed us
1019
00:46:56,952 --> 00:46:59,378
that he might be right here at
his cousin's bachelor party.
1020
00:46:59,378 --> 00:47:00,461
Is that true?
1021
00:47:04,137 --> 00:47:05,387
- That would be me, detectives,
1022
00:47:05,387 --> 00:47:07,750
but I haven't seen Jesse in ages.
1023
00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:09,346
Last I heard, he was still in prison.
1024
00:47:09,346 --> 00:47:10,511
- That's right, detectives.
1025
00:47:10,511 --> 00:47:13,483
We're all law-abiding citizens here.
1026
00:47:13,483 --> 00:47:16,893
We would never harbour
a fugitive from the law.
1027
00:47:19,937 --> 00:47:21,149
That's crazy.
1028
00:47:21,149 --> 00:47:22,688
- It's just a bachelor party.
1029
00:47:22,688 --> 00:47:24,237
- Bachelor party.
1030
00:47:24,237 --> 00:47:25,256
- All right.
1031
00:47:25,256 --> 00:47:28,076
If you see this motherfucker,
give us a call, right?
1032
00:47:28,076 --> 00:47:29,078
- Yes, sir.
1033
00:47:29,078 --> 00:47:31,284
Yes, sir, Detective Armstrong.
1034
00:47:31,284 --> 00:47:32,201
Absolutely.
1035
00:47:36,241 --> 00:47:37,215
- Let's go.
1036
00:47:37,215 --> 00:47:38,048
Come on.
1037
00:47:38,048 --> 00:47:38,881
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1038
00:47:38,881 --> 00:47:39,925
Now wait a minute, gentlemen!
1039
00:47:39,925 --> 00:47:42,594
You sure you don't wanna
have a little cocktail?
1040
00:47:43,505 --> 00:47:44,511
Don't be silly.
1041
00:47:44,511 --> 00:47:45,416
They're detectives.
1042
00:47:45,416 --> 00:47:46,921
They don't have time for that.
1043
00:47:46,921 --> 00:47:48,549
They've got crooks to catch.
1044
00:47:48,549 --> 00:47:50,918
Besides, they can't drink.
1045
00:47:50,918 --> 00:47:52,501
They're detectives.
1046
00:47:57,646 --> 00:47:58,729
- Oh, shit!
1047
00:47:58,729 --> 00:47:59,562
Sorry, dog!
1048
00:48:05,446 --> 00:48:06,279
Hey, I like y'all.
1049
00:48:06,279 --> 00:48:08,954
Hey, anybody who said it
wasn't fun drinking with cops
1050
00:48:08,954 --> 00:48:10,292
are lying!
1051
00:48:10,292 --> 00:48:11,781
Y'all motherfuckers are crazy!
1052
00:48:11,781 --> 00:48:12,786
- We gotta go, man!
1053
00:48:12,786 --> 00:48:13,619
We gotta go.
1054
00:48:13,619 --> 00:48:14,499
We gotta.
1055
00:48:16,743 --> 00:48:18,544
Oh, my God!
1056
00:48:30,884 --> 00:48:32,134
- Okay, they're gone, Jesse!
1057
00:48:32,134 --> 00:48:34,554
You can come out now!
1058
00:48:34,554 --> 00:48:35,478
- You're dead, motherfucker!
1059
00:48:40,446 --> 00:48:41,689
- Get the gun!
1060
00:48:43,644 --> 00:48:44,477
Fucking gun!
1061
00:48:44,477 --> 00:48:46,534
Gus is a dead ball!
1062
00:48:46,534 --> 00:48:47,400
I got it!
1063
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,233
I got it!
1064
00:48:48,233 --> 00:48:49,066
Get off!
1065
00:48:49,899 --> 00:48:50,732
Fuck!
1066
00:48:50,732 --> 00:48:53,360
That motherfucker almost got me busted!
1067
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,329
- Hey, I saved your ass!
1068
00:48:55,329 --> 00:48:56,162
If it wasn't for me,
1069
00:48:56,162 --> 00:48:58,154
those cops would've left here suspicious!
1070
00:48:58,154 --> 00:48:59,838
- Gus, shut the fuck up!
1071
00:48:59,838 --> 00:49:03,005
Dude, you broke out of fuckin' prison?
1072
00:49:05,432 --> 00:49:06,276
- Yeah.
1073
00:49:07,344 --> 00:49:09,086
- God damn, Jesse!
1074
00:49:09,086 --> 00:49:11,109
Could've got us all
busted for hiding you out!
1075
00:49:11,109 --> 00:49:12,277
We didn't know we were hiding you out!
1076
00:49:12,277 --> 00:49:13,110
Fuck, man!
1077
00:49:16,092 --> 00:49:19,352
- You said you served your time, dude!
1078
00:49:19,352 --> 00:49:20,185
- I lied.
1079
00:49:21,687 --> 00:49:23,694
Look, man, I'm sorry.
1080
00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:25,124
I have 16 months left.
1081
00:49:25,124 --> 00:49:25,957
- Oh, God.
1082
00:49:27,358 --> 00:49:28,191
♪ I go hard, I go home ♪
1083
00:49:28,191 --> 00:49:29,445
♪ I go hard I home ♪
1084
00:49:29,445 --> 00:49:31,408
♪ I go hard I home ♪
1085
00:49:37,364 --> 00:49:40,822
- You're my favourite cousin, Sean.
1086
00:49:40,822 --> 00:49:43,999
You always been there for me.
1087
00:49:43,999 --> 00:49:46,375
I wasn't gonna miss your big day.
1088
00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:50,375
I did it 'cause I love
you, cuz, I swear to God.
1089
00:49:52,506 --> 00:49:53,339
- Jesus.
1090
00:49:54,381 --> 00:49:55,595
Fuck!
1091
00:49:55,595 --> 00:49:57,512
I'm so sorry.
1092
00:50:05,186 --> 00:50:07,436
- I had to shut his ass up.
1093
00:50:23,284 --> 00:50:24,498
We're having a great time.
1094
00:50:24,498 --> 00:50:26,486
Just wanna let you know.
1095
00:50:26,486 --> 00:50:29,455
And I'm really sorry about all of this.
1096
00:50:29,455 --> 00:50:32,871
Just so you know, before
I remove this gag,
1097
00:50:32,871 --> 00:50:36,371
everything is cool, so just be cool, okay?
1098
00:50:40,931 --> 00:50:42,152
Are the police still here?
1099
00:50:42,152 --> 00:50:43,817
Did anybody get shot?
1100
00:50:43,817 --> 00:50:45,609
Did they get in the
shootout with the cops?
1101
00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:46,551
Is anybody bleeding?
1102
00:50:46,551 --> 00:50:48,604
If they're bleeding, out of the house.
1103
00:50:48,604 --> 00:50:50,571
No blood in the house!
1104
00:50:50,571 --> 00:50:51,870
No!
1105
00:50:51,870 --> 00:50:53,453
Get me out of here!
1106
00:50:55,577 --> 00:50:58,690
- Dick don't even realise what
an altruistic move that was.
1107
00:50:58,690 --> 00:51:01,819
The goddamn hero of the hour.
1108
00:51:01,819 --> 00:51:04,737
- Hey, don't let the
bullshit get you down, Gus.
1109
00:51:04,737 --> 00:51:06,032
You had good intentions, bro.
1110
00:51:06,032 --> 00:51:07,247
That's all that matters.
1111
00:51:07,247 --> 00:51:10,912
Let's lighten the mood, keep
the party going for Sean.
1112
00:51:10,912 --> 00:51:12,337
Cheers.
1113
00:51:12,337 --> 00:51:13,429
- What makes you think I need you
1114
00:51:13,429 --> 00:51:15,528
to lighten my fuckin' mood?
1115
00:51:15,528 --> 00:51:17,417
I can lighten my own goddamn mood.
1116
00:51:17,417 --> 00:51:18,640
- Oh.
1117
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,957
Oh, calm down, Gus.
1118
00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:22,978
I am calm, okay?
1119
00:51:22,978 --> 00:51:24,305
I was really calm until you came over here
1120
00:51:24,305 --> 00:51:28,004
like Florence fuckin' Nightingale
with your little toast.
1121
00:51:28,004 --> 00:51:28,953
I propose a toast.
1122
00:51:28,953 --> 00:51:29,786
Hey, everybody!
1123
00:51:29,786 --> 00:51:30,619
Hey, guys!
1124
00:51:30,619 --> 00:51:33,235
I'd like to propose a
toast, a toast to Miles!
1125
00:51:33,235 --> 00:51:35,938
Miles, the only guy I
know who's so perfect,
1126
00:51:35,938 --> 00:51:37,653
his shit don't stink!
1127
00:51:37,653 --> 00:51:38,486
Cheers!
1128
00:51:41,962 --> 00:51:43,203
- What makes you think
1129
00:51:43,203 --> 00:51:45,254
I got a problem with you, Mr. Perfect?
1130
00:51:45,254 --> 00:51:46,755
- I'm not perfect, Gus.
1131
00:51:46,755 --> 00:51:48,075
- Oh, I know that.
1132
00:51:48,075 --> 00:51:49,000
I've been watching your games.
1133
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,840
You damn sure ain't perfect, okay?
1134
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,801
If I'd gone professional by
now, I'd be better than ever
1135
00:51:53,801 --> 00:51:55,591
because I'd be using the
knowledge and the understanding
1136
00:51:55,591 --> 00:51:57,724
and the wisdom that I've
accumulated throughout the years
1137
00:51:57,724 --> 00:51:59,971
and combined that with
my God-given talent.
1138
00:51:59,971 --> 00:52:00,804
But you're not me.
1139
00:52:00,804 --> 00:52:01,682
You're number two!
1140
00:52:01,682 --> 00:52:02,851
You're still number two!
1141
00:52:02,851 --> 00:52:04,018
Remember that!
1142
00:52:06,607 --> 00:52:07,480
Whatever.
1143
00:52:09,060 --> 00:52:10,073
Whatever?
1144
00:52:10,073 --> 00:52:11,480
I'll show you whatever.
1145
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,067
Let's take it to the ice!
1146
00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:15,833
- You heard me, Mr. Hockey Star.
1147
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:17,480
I challenge you to a shootout.
1148
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:18,441
First three points.
1149
00:52:18,441 --> 00:52:19,580
I got sticks, pucks.
1150
00:52:20,413 --> 00:52:21,246
What are you fuckin' laughin' at?
1151
00:52:21,246 --> 00:52:23,481
I got sticks, pucks and
everything in the car.
1152
00:52:23,481 --> 00:52:26,666
I'm so real with it I
even got a fuckin' goal!
1153
00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:27,499
Let's go!
1154
00:52:30,928 --> 00:52:32,489
What's the matter, Miles, you scared?
1155
00:52:32,489 --> 00:52:34,508
You're scared, huh?
1156
00:52:34,508 --> 00:52:35,341
Let's rock it!
1157
00:52:35,341 --> 00:52:36,508
Let's do this.
1158
00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:42,543
Watch close, chumps.
1159
00:52:42,543 --> 00:52:45,793
You're about to watch a master at work.
1160
00:52:48,137 --> 00:52:49,970
Oh, come on!
1161
00:52:50,857 --> 00:52:52,065
Do your thing, Miles!
1162
00:52:52,065 --> 00:52:53,066
Show us that thing!
1163
00:52:53,066 --> 00:52:55,316
Watch close, punks!
1164
00:52:59,072 --> 00:53:01,236
Ohh!
1165
00:53:01,236 --> 00:53:02,153
Come on, Miles, punk-ass bitch!
1166
00:53:02,153 --> 00:53:03,208
Nothing gets past!
1167
00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:04,458
Oh!
1168
00:53:05,904 --> 00:53:09,710
- That's why he's the motherfucking best!
1169
00:53:09,710 --> 00:53:10,543
Shut the fuck up!
1170
00:53:10,543 --> 00:53:12,210
I'm just warming up!
1171
00:53:14,513 --> 00:53:15,846
Ohh!
1172
00:53:16,689 --> 00:53:17,522
Biatch!
1173
00:53:17,522 --> 00:53:18,355
You scared?
1174
00:53:18,355 --> 00:53:19,345
Do you wanna get past?
1175
00:53:19,345 --> 00:53:21,375
Ohh!
1176
00:53:21,375 --> 00:53:23,254
Ah, shit!
1177
00:53:23,254 --> 00:53:25,671
Now watch the magic, bitches.
1178
00:53:27,391 --> 00:53:29,358
Ohh!
1179
00:53:29,358 --> 00:53:30,191
- It's good though.
1180
00:53:30,191 --> 00:53:31,024
Just follow through, brother.
1181
00:53:31,024 --> 00:53:32,107
Just follow through.
1182
00:53:32,107 --> 00:53:32,940
Shut up!
1183
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,815
It's all part of my strategy, dumb-asses.
1184
00:53:34,815 --> 00:53:35,648
Watch this!
1185
00:53:35,648 --> 00:53:36,481
- Miles, Miles!
1186
00:53:36,481 --> 00:53:37,533
- Go ahead.
1187
00:53:37,533 --> 00:53:39,116
Here come the pain!
1188
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,813
Ohh!
1189
00:53:43,831 --> 00:53:45,482
All right, I got this.
1190
00:53:45,482 --> 00:53:46,910
I'm just warmin' up here anyway.
1191
00:53:46,910 --> 00:53:47,743
Come on!
1192
00:53:47,743 --> 00:53:48,586
I'm a stenchy bitch.
1193
00:53:48,586 --> 00:53:49,472
Nothing gets past me.
1194
00:53:49,472 --> 00:53:50,541
Nothing!
1195
00:53:50,541 --> 00:53:52,704
This is what I do!
1196
00:53:52,704 --> 00:53:54,037
Ohh!
1197
00:53:55,883 --> 00:53:56,716
- Thataboy!
1198
00:53:56,716 --> 00:53:57,757
- Yeah!
1199
00:53:57,757 --> 00:53:58,590
Yeah!
1200
00:53:58,590 --> 00:53:59,454
Yeah!
1201
00:53:59,454 --> 00:54:00,920
Yeah!
1202
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,753
We done?
1203
00:54:01,753 --> 00:54:03,395
- Oh, that's cool.
1204
00:54:03,395 --> 00:54:04,929
I just forgot to warm up.
1205
00:54:04,929 --> 00:54:06,550
If I was playing on ice with my skates,
1206
00:54:06,550 --> 00:54:08,719
I would've rocked it.
1207
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:09,687
- Thank you.
1208
00:54:09,687 --> 00:54:10,520
Can I get a beer now?
1209
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,694
Can we finally start drinking?
1210
00:54:11,694 --> 00:54:12,996
- I'll be right back.
1211
00:54:12,996 --> 00:54:14,931
Gotta go take a leak.
1212
00:54:26,039 --> 00:54:27,625
Ah, yeah.
1213
00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:31,042
♪ Sweet smell of victory ♪
1214
00:54:50,263 --> 00:54:52,263
So what's up?
1215
00:55:00,850 --> 00:55:02,017
You all right?
1216
00:55:03,273 --> 00:55:06,697
- I've been thinking about
what you've been saying.
1217
00:55:06,697 --> 00:55:08,114
And the truth is,
1218
00:55:09,199 --> 00:55:13,782
the idea of spending the rest
of my life with one woman
1219
00:55:15,503 --> 00:55:17,253
fuckin' terrifies me.
1220
00:55:20,873 --> 00:55:23,629
- You have no idea how
long I've been waiting
1221
00:55:23,629 --> 00:55:25,379
to hear you say this.
1222
00:55:26,584 --> 00:55:30,001
Look, Irene, she's a great girl, man.
1223
00:55:30,001 --> 00:55:32,803
But marriage, hey, this is...
1224
00:55:32,803 --> 00:55:34,348
Maybe you just need to
slow down a little bit.
1225
00:55:34,348 --> 00:55:36,110
- Yeah, the problem is,
bro, the wedding's tomorrow.
1226
00:55:36,110 --> 00:55:38,142
It's not like I can just call it off.
1227
00:55:38,142 --> 00:55:39,312
I'd go down as the biggest asshole
1228
00:55:39,312 --> 00:55:40,899
in the history of assholes.
1229
00:55:40,899 --> 00:55:41,808
- It's never too late.
1230
00:55:41,808 --> 00:55:43,558
It is never too late.
1231
00:55:44,524 --> 00:55:47,150
Sean, you and I have been best friends
1232
00:55:47,150 --> 00:55:49,203
since the fourth grade.
1233
00:55:49,203 --> 00:55:52,538
Okay, we've always had each other's backs,
1234
00:55:52,538 --> 00:55:55,325
and we have each other's backs right now.
1235
00:55:55,325 --> 00:55:58,658
If you don't wanna go through with this,
1236
00:55:59,799 --> 00:56:02,036
I'll pay for everything.
1237
00:56:02,036 --> 00:56:03,786
I will take the heat.
1238
00:56:08,375 --> 00:56:11,502
You don't even know what
you wanna do, do you?
1239
00:56:11,502 --> 00:56:13,346
Because you've lost perspective.
1240
00:56:13,346 --> 00:56:16,730
That is exactly why it is so important
1241
00:56:16,730 --> 00:56:19,932
that you have a taste
the good life tonight
1242
00:56:19,932 --> 00:56:21,932
to get your senses back.
1243
00:56:32,146 --> 00:56:32,979
- Yes!
1244
00:56:35,914 --> 00:56:37,127
- All right.
1245
00:56:37,127 --> 00:56:38,222
All right.
1246
00:56:38,222 --> 00:56:39,332
I love you!
1247
00:56:46,837 --> 00:56:50,845
- Pull it together, pull it
together, pull it together.
1248
00:56:50,845 --> 00:56:51,847
It's okay.
1249
00:56:51,847 --> 00:56:53,018
You're still number one.
1250
00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:55,718
You're still the Gus-man.
1251
00:56:55,718 --> 00:56:56,551
Oh!
1252
00:56:59,388 --> 00:57:00,434
- Hey, good game.
1253
00:57:00,434 --> 00:57:03,311
- Yeah, man, good game,
good game, great game.
1254
00:57:03,311 --> 00:57:04,163
- Hey, Gus.
1255
00:57:04,163 --> 00:57:05,104
- Yeah.
1256
00:57:05,104 --> 00:57:06,816
- Do you remember junior year,
1257
00:57:06,816 --> 00:57:08,938
the big game against Riverdale
High when I missed the goal
1258
00:57:08,938 --> 00:57:10,234
and we lost that game?
1259
00:57:10,234 --> 00:57:11,444
- Yeah.
1260
00:57:11,444 --> 00:57:13,607
- Do you remember what I
asked you after the game?
1261
00:57:13,607 --> 00:57:14,617
- No.
1262
00:57:14,617 --> 00:57:17,990
- Well, I asked you if you
thought I had what it takes.
1263
00:57:17,990 --> 00:57:20,539
Do you remember your answer?
1264
00:57:20,539 --> 00:57:21,586
- No.
1265
00:57:21,586 --> 00:57:25,459
- Well, you asked me if I
thought I had what it takes.
1266
00:57:25,459 --> 00:57:26,407
And I said yeah.
1267
00:57:26,407 --> 00:57:27,759
Then you said, well,
1268
00:57:27,759 --> 00:57:31,178
"Then it doesn't matter what
the hell anybody else thinks."
1269
00:57:32,138 --> 00:57:33,888
- Hell yeah, you did.
1270
00:57:34,727 --> 00:57:35,560
Gus.
1271
00:57:36,548 --> 00:57:38,715
I never forgot that, ever.
1272
00:57:39,975 --> 00:57:42,688
And I hope you didn't forget it either.
1273
00:57:42,688 --> 00:57:45,400
I mean, you're a coach.
1274
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,233
A coach!
1275
00:57:47,436 --> 00:57:50,858
Just think about how much
Coach Modesto influenced us.
1276
00:57:50,858 --> 00:57:53,935
You're doing the same
thing for these kids.
1277
00:57:53,935 --> 00:57:56,744
That is a lot to be proud of, man.
1278
00:57:58,584 --> 00:57:59,417
- You're right.
1279
00:57:59,417 --> 00:58:00,369
Thank you.
1280
00:58:00,369 --> 00:58:01,202
- You bet.
1281
00:58:01,202 --> 00:58:02,035
- Thank you.
1282
00:58:02,035 --> 00:58:02,868
- I mean, let's grab a beer, man.
1283
00:58:02,868 --> 00:58:04,000
I wanna hear all about the team.
1284
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,833
- All right.
1285
00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:05,666
- All right.
1286
00:58:05,666 --> 00:58:07,410
Basically, I got
a really good team, right?
1287
00:58:07,410 --> 00:58:08,799
But I mean the teams today,
1288
00:58:08,799 --> 00:58:10,302
they gotta be the laziest sons of bitches
1289
00:58:10,302 --> 00:58:11,135
who ever lived!
1290
00:58:11,135 --> 00:58:12,006
Yeah.
1291
00:58:12,006 --> 00:58:13,807
They really are.
1292
00:58:13,807 --> 00:58:14,968
Part of my plan was for Sean
1293
00:58:14,968 --> 00:58:16,685
to get fucked up tonight.
1294
00:58:16,685 --> 00:58:19,129
I wanted him to have the
kind of fun we used to have.
1295
00:58:19,129 --> 00:58:21,442
I don't want him to get too
drunk 'cause if he does,
1296
00:58:21,442 --> 00:58:22,275
he'll be so hungover,
1297
00:58:22,275 --> 00:58:24,302
he'll be happy to leave this life behind.
1298
00:58:24,302 --> 00:58:25,697
Plus I paid a mint for Epiphany,
1299
00:58:25,697 --> 00:58:28,314
and he's gonna enjoy it
if it fuckin' kills me.
1300
00:58:28,314 --> 00:58:31,810
- I ain't seen him this happy, man.
1301
00:58:31,810 --> 00:58:34,033
I just hope Irene ride like Butterfly.
1302
00:58:34,033 --> 00:58:37,321
I just have to
know when to take his MFD,
1303
00:58:37,321 --> 00:58:39,116
his motherfuckin' drink.
1304
00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:41,699
- I have to get me another MFD.
1305
00:58:45,623 --> 00:58:46,876
Not that I was checking,
1306
00:58:46,876 --> 00:58:49,009
but Kayla's social media page
said that she was leaving
1307
00:58:49,009 --> 00:58:52,759
for Chicago tomorrow
night to accept the job.
1308
00:58:53,970 --> 00:58:56,053
I guess it is what it is.
1309
00:59:03,522 --> 00:59:04,394
What?
1310
00:59:04,394 --> 00:59:05,227
What?
1311
00:59:07,142 --> 00:59:10,394
- I appreciate you being my best man, bro.
1312
00:59:11,944 --> 00:59:12,944
- I'm saying
1313
00:59:15,162 --> 00:59:16,326
I appreciate you.
1314
00:59:16,326 --> 00:59:18,159
- I gotta take a shit.
1315
00:59:24,741 --> 00:59:27,158
- I just wish we were closer.
1316
00:59:34,714 --> 00:59:35,926
- Between me and you,
1317
00:59:35,926 --> 00:59:39,344
it's been pretty tight since
my assistant coach left.
1318
00:59:39,344 --> 00:59:40,312
We're already losing.
1319
00:59:40,312 --> 00:59:41,980
Now we're the biggest losers in the state.
1320
00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:44,226
It's so fuckin' magnanimous.
1321
00:59:44,226 --> 00:59:45,715
And the principal just
told me the other day
1322
00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:46,883
if I don't turn this shit around now,
1323
00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:48,273
they're gonna fire my ass.
1324
00:59:48,273 --> 00:59:50,062
Coaching is my life.
1325
00:59:50,062 --> 00:59:53,689
If I lose that gig, I might
just lose my reason to live.
1326
00:59:53,689 --> 00:59:55,323
I know I act like everything's great,
1327
00:59:55,323 --> 00:59:58,610
but I'm really struggling, man.
1328
00:59:58,610 --> 00:59:59,534
- Bro, I feel you, man.
1329
00:59:59,534 --> 01:00:01,201
I'm struggling, too.
1330
01:00:03,952 --> 01:00:04,919
Come on, man.
1331
01:00:04,919 --> 01:00:06,254
I was just hating when
I said all that stuff
1332
01:00:06,254 --> 01:00:07,371
about you losing your skills.
1333
01:00:07,371 --> 01:00:08,656
You still got it, okay?
1334
01:00:08,656 --> 01:00:09,489
Be proud.
1335
01:00:11,176 --> 01:00:12,546
- I appreciate that.
1336
01:00:12,546 --> 01:00:14,775
It's the truth.
1337
01:00:14,775 --> 01:00:18,223
- But I know I can't keep
up with these young boys.
1338
01:00:18,223 --> 01:00:20,556
I'm not trying to, I just...
1339
01:00:21,977 --> 01:00:23,306
I don't know what the hell
I'm gonna do with myself
1340
01:00:23,306 --> 01:00:25,350
after I retire.
1341
01:00:25,350 --> 01:00:27,439
I don't have any hobbies.
1342
01:00:27,439 --> 01:00:28,947
I don't wanna be a sportscaster
1343
01:00:28,947 --> 01:00:31,780
or an actor or anything like that.
1344
01:00:35,650 --> 01:00:37,900
I mean, between you and me,
1345
01:00:38,736 --> 01:00:41,653
it's all got me a little depressed.
1346
01:00:43,079 --> 01:00:46,246
Actually, it's got me a lot depressed.
1347
01:00:49,117 --> 01:00:51,034
I'm seeing a therapist.
1348
01:00:53,544 --> 01:00:55,243
It's really hard keeping a positive face
1349
01:00:55,243 --> 01:00:57,993
for my wife and family, you know?
1350
01:00:59,837 --> 01:01:02,888
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
1351
01:01:02,888 --> 01:01:03,805
- God damn!
1352
01:01:05,218 --> 01:01:09,021
I guess shit really ain't
greener on the other side.
1353
01:01:09,021 --> 01:01:11,021
I mean, I'm just saying I'm sorry, bro.
1354
01:01:11,021 --> 01:01:11,854
Don't sweat it.
1355
01:01:11,854 --> 01:01:12,687
I'm sure you'll find it.
1356
01:01:12,687 --> 01:01:14,113
It's gotta be something
right under your nose.
1357
01:01:14,113 --> 01:01:16,606
I mean, you'll find something.
1358
01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:17,578
I wish I could have a real pro like you
1359
01:01:17,578 --> 01:01:19,707
to be my assistant coach.
1360
01:01:19,707 --> 01:01:22,235
That bitch-ass principal won't
talk about firing me then.
1361
01:01:22,235 --> 01:01:24,162
Plus I'd have somebody on my
team who understands the game
1362
01:01:24,162 --> 01:01:27,082
damn near as well as I do.
1363
01:01:27,082 --> 01:01:28,165
- I'll do it.
1364
01:01:29,902 --> 01:01:30,985
- Nah, I'm...
1365
01:01:32,670 --> 01:01:33,665
Are you serious?
1366
01:01:33,665 --> 01:01:35,105
- Serious as an ice fight, man.
1367
01:01:35,105 --> 01:01:36,959
Yeah, I'll do it.
1368
01:01:36,959 --> 01:01:37,959
- Hell yeah!
1369
01:01:39,151 --> 01:01:40,297
- Oh, man!
1370
01:01:40,297 --> 01:01:42,048
Let's go do some shots
or something, come on!
1371
01:01:42,048 --> 01:01:42,881
Let's go.
1372
01:01:42,881 --> 01:01:44,048
Yes!
1373
01:01:58,770 --> 01:01:59,609
- I'm cool.
1374
01:01:59,609 --> 01:02:00,488
- Good.
1375
01:02:00,488 --> 01:02:01,738
Then stay cool.
1376
01:02:06,654 --> 01:02:08,685
Here, come on, okay.
1377
01:02:08,685 --> 01:02:09,685
- Incoming!
1378
01:02:12,447 --> 01:02:14,530
Oh, you havin' a good time, Stan?
1379
01:02:14,530 --> 01:02:17,168
I want you to have a good time, Stan.
1380
01:02:17,168 --> 01:02:20,961
You know, you haven't smiled
since we were kids, Stan.
1381
01:02:20,961 --> 01:02:22,764
- Come on, stop with
that affectionate shit.
1382
01:02:22,764 --> 01:02:23,759
- Seriously.
1383
01:02:23,759 --> 01:02:24,974
What?
1384
01:02:24,974 --> 01:02:29,974
Brothers should be able to
share affection with each other.
1385
01:02:30,382 --> 01:02:33,684
- Yeah, save that shit for your bitch.
1386
01:02:36,219 --> 01:02:39,469
- I said save that shit for your bitch.
1387
01:02:48,030 --> 01:02:50,280
- Don't call Irene a bitch.
1388
01:02:52,615 --> 01:02:53,532
- Fuck you.
1389
01:02:54,684 --> 01:02:58,828
If I wanna call her a bitch,
I'll call her a bitch.
1390
01:02:58,828 --> 01:03:02,495
- You know, I am so
sick of your negativity.
1391
01:03:10,814 --> 01:03:11,647
Bitch.
1392
01:03:15,610 --> 01:03:16,443
You fuck!
1393
01:03:16,443 --> 01:03:17,276
Oh, oh!
1394
01:03:18,109 --> 01:03:18,942
- It's a fight!
1395
01:03:18,942 --> 01:03:19,819
- You two!
1396
01:03:19,819 --> 01:03:20,652
Hey, guys.
1397
01:03:21,485 --> 01:03:22,318
- Oh!
1398
01:03:22,318 --> 01:03:23,184
- Oh, look what you did!
1399
01:03:23,184 --> 01:03:24,473
- Whoa, whoa!
1400
01:03:24,473 --> 01:03:27,056
- Hey, guys, look what he did!
1401
01:03:29,779 --> 01:03:30,953
Shit!
1402
01:03:30,953 --> 01:03:31,786
Shit!
1403
01:03:34,427 --> 01:03:35,432
Shit!
1404
01:03:35,432 --> 01:03:36,951
Fuck!
1405
01:03:36,951 --> 01:03:39,450
- You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
1406
01:03:39,450 --> 01:03:40,713
You're brothers!
1407
01:03:40,713 --> 01:03:41,845
- I can't feel my left side.
1408
01:03:41,845 --> 01:03:42,799
- Sean started it!
1409
01:03:42,799 --> 01:03:43,632
It's his fault!
1410
01:03:43,632 --> 01:03:47,425
- And I'm sure you gave him
a very good damn reason.
1411
01:03:47,425 --> 01:03:52,176
You are one very unhappy and
bitter motherfucker, Stanley.
1412
01:03:52,176 --> 01:03:55,384
And that's something you have to work out!
1413
01:03:55,384 --> 01:03:56,849
But despite it all, your brother here
1414
01:03:56,849 --> 01:04:00,722
is one of the very last
creatures on this planet
1415
01:04:00,722 --> 01:04:01,776
who loves you.
1416
01:04:01,776 --> 01:04:03,484
He really does.
1417
01:04:03,484 --> 01:04:08,113
And I think it's high
time you recognised that.
1418
01:04:10,164 --> 01:04:11,664
- Fucking Ulysses!
1419
01:04:21,669 --> 01:04:23,586
- You must be Epiphany.
1420
01:04:25,581 --> 01:04:28,664
Yes, ma'am, I will send him right in.
1421
01:04:30,432 --> 01:04:31,740
Just wanna say also that it's an honour
1422
01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:34,584
to actually meet you in person.
1423
01:04:34,584 --> 01:04:35,417
Finally.
1424
01:04:37,390 --> 01:04:39,307
Heard a lot about you.
1425
01:04:53,617 --> 01:04:56,617
My friend, it's the moment of truth.
1426
01:04:58,202 --> 01:04:59,619
You're a grown-ass man.
1427
01:04:59,619 --> 01:05:01,806
I can't tell you what to do.
1428
01:05:01,806 --> 01:05:05,673
But here's your opportunity
to prove to yourself
1429
01:05:05,673 --> 01:05:08,756
some of the old Sean is still in you.
1430
01:05:10,707 --> 01:05:12,207
I'm proud of you.
1431
01:05:38,325 --> 01:05:39,158
- I can't.
1432
01:05:40,731 --> 01:05:41,981
What?
1433
01:05:44,045 --> 01:05:45,378
- I can't do it.
1434
01:05:47,709 --> 01:05:49,335
What are you talking about?
1435
01:05:49,335 --> 01:05:51,849
- I can't do it to Irene.
1436
01:05:51,849 --> 01:05:52,682
- Sean.
1437
01:05:53,808 --> 01:05:55,891
What do you mean you can't do it?
1438
01:05:55,891 --> 01:05:58,974
Dude, you said you were
gonna go all out tonight.
1439
01:05:58,974 --> 01:05:59,807
Come on!
1440
01:06:02,885 --> 01:06:05,573
Do you realise what you're
about to do to yourself?
1441
01:06:05,573 --> 01:06:06,873
Get your ass in there!
1442
01:06:06,873 --> 01:06:07,789
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- If you don't go
1443
01:06:07,789 --> 01:06:08,622
in that room--
1444
01:06:10,234 --> 01:06:13,200
If he don't wanna cheat on
Irene, he doesn't have to.
1445
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:17,204
And none of you guys are
gonna make him feel guilty
1446
01:06:17,204 --> 01:06:18,871
about that decision.
1447
01:06:20,655 --> 01:06:21,738
Come on, bro.
1448
01:06:23,247 --> 01:06:24,864
I'll take you home.
1449
01:06:24,864 --> 01:06:26,781
Irene's waiting on you.
1450
01:06:28,084 --> 01:06:31,900
What the fuck is going on?
1451
01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:33,233
Are you serious?
1452
01:06:34,121 --> 01:06:35,099
Sorry.
1453
01:06:35,099 --> 01:06:38,725
Be a lot cooler
if you did!
1454
01:06:38,725 --> 01:06:41,371
- Hey, bro, hold on a second.
1455
01:06:41,371 --> 01:06:42,204
Look, man, look,
1456
01:06:42,204 --> 01:06:45,227
I'm sorry I yelled at you and grabbed you
1457
01:06:45,227 --> 01:06:48,350
but I'm sure you can understand
where it's coming from.
1458
01:06:48,350 --> 01:06:50,780
I'm just trying to protect you, man.
1459
01:06:50,780 --> 01:06:53,530
I'm doing this for your own good.
1460
01:06:59,032 --> 01:07:00,199
- Party sucks.
1461
01:07:01,699 --> 01:07:04,156
- Hello, Miss Epiphany.
1462
01:07:04,156 --> 01:07:07,528
It's an honour on behalf of everyone.
1463
01:07:07,528 --> 01:07:10,808
I would like to apologise for the delay.
1464
01:07:10,808 --> 01:07:13,631
And I wanted to let you
know that I will personally
1465
01:07:13,631 --> 01:07:14,881
pay any penalty
1466
01:07:17,637 --> 01:07:19,470
or inconvenience made.
1467
01:07:31,481 --> 01:07:32,648
- Look, Aaron.
1468
01:07:35,363 --> 01:07:37,280
I'm in love with Irene.
1469
01:07:38,118 --> 01:07:39,818
I wanna marry her.
1470
01:07:39,818 --> 01:07:41,365
I wanna spend the rest
of my life with her.
1471
01:07:41,365 --> 01:07:43,996
I know that sounds crazy to you,
1472
01:07:43,996 --> 01:07:45,913
but she makes me happy.
1473
01:07:47,787 --> 01:07:51,370
I hope you can find
that kind of love, too.
1474
01:07:55,747 --> 01:07:57,414
See you later, yeah?
1475
01:08:26,546 --> 01:08:30,213
- I'm gonna go home,
make love with my wife.
1476
01:08:38,553 --> 01:08:39,386
- Damn.
1477
01:08:41,461 --> 01:08:42,628
What'd I miss?
1478
01:08:56,909 --> 01:08:59,071
- I failed, Floyd.
1479
01:08:59,071 --> 01:09:02,404
Thought I could stop it, but I couldn't.
1480
01:09:03,487 --> 01:09:05,570
All this was for nothing.
1481
01:09:08,923 --> 01:09:09,923
For nothing?
1482
01:09:11,122 --> 01:09:14,882
I put my life on the line for nothing?
1483
01:09:14,882 --> 01:09:18,084
You're sitting over there
feeling sorry for yourself.
1484
01:09:18,084 --> 01:09:22,177
I'm over here, I'm
contemplating my own mortality.
1485
01:09:22,177 --> 01:09:25,896
Do you have any idea
what's gonna happen to me
1486
01:09:25,896 --> 01:09:27,022
when Joy comes home?
1487
01:09:27,022 --> 01:09:27,855
Do you?
1488
01:09:28,989 --> 01:09:32,980
- I'm over here mourning
the loss of a best friend.
1489
01:09:32,980 --> 01:09:34,765
You're over there spooked by a woman
1490
01:09:34,765 --> 01:09:37,529
who's a hundred miles
away from here, Floyd!
1491
01:09:37,529 --> 01:09:41,486
We have plenty of time to clean
this goddamn fuckin' shit!
1492
01:09:41,486 --> 01:09:42,578
Calm the fuck down!
1493
01:09:42,578 --> 01:09:44,031
God damn!
1494
01:09:44,031 --> 01:09:44,864
Fuck!
1495
01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:52,791
- Oh, no.
1496
01:09:53,868 --> 01:09:55,118
- Oh, hey, Joy.
1497
01:09:57,921 --> 01:10:00,801
We weren't expecting you home so soon.
1498
01:10:00,801 --> 01:10:02,551
It's good to see you!
1499
01:10:03,639 --> 01:10:07,310
And just so you know, none
of this was Floyd's idea.
1500
01:10:07,310 --> 01:10:09,067
This was all me.
1501
01:10:09,067 --> 01:10:11,063
I will pay for everything.
1502
01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:14,813
- Floyd!
1503
01:10:15,897 --> 01:10:16,730
Floyd!
1504
01:10:19,190 --> 01:10:20,023
Floyd!
1505
01:10:20,981 --> 01:10:22,731
- Calm the fuck down.
1506
01:10:34,126 --> 01:10:36,120
- You heard me.
1507
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,287
I said calm the fuck down.
1508
01:10:41,385 --> 01:10:46,380
It's time I remind you I am
the man of this goddamn house!
1509
01:10:46,380 --> 01:10:47,342
Okay?
1510
01:10:47,342 --> 01:10:49,985
So you, you can go to your room,
1511
01:10:49,985 --> 01:10:52,849
you can unpack your shit, and you can wait
1512
01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:55,349
while I finish with my friend.
1513
01:10:56,433 --> 01:10:57,683
Then I'll come.
1514
01:10:59,394 --> 01:11:02,061
And we can have a sensible talk.
1515
01:11:06,656 --> 01:11:07,906
Do it now, Joy!
1516
01:11:09,733 --> 01:11:10,900
- Okay, Floyd.
1517
01:11:11,949 --> 01:11:15,199
But when you come talk to me, be ready.
1518
01:11:19,831 --> 01:11:20,722
To be honest,
1519
01:11:20,722 --> 01:11:23,841
I think Joy is gonna
literally beat Floyd to death.
1520
01:11:23,841 --> 01:11:25,096
But that's not important.
1521
01:11:25,096 --> 01:11:29,679
When Floyd stood up to Joy,
he faced his greatest fear.
1522
01:11:31,143 --> 01:11:33,810
And how many of us can say that?
1523
01:11:39,270 --> 01:11:40,764
Sure you don't want a lift?
1524
01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:43,014
- No, thanks, I'll make it.
1525
01:11:44,402 --> 01:11:47,522
So did your production last
night go the way you planned?
1526
01:11:47,522 --> 01:11:51,236
- No, Uncle Ulysses, I can't say it did.
1527
01:11:51,236 --> 01:11:54,703
- Well, son, every man
has to walk his own path.
1528
01:11:54,703 --> 01:11:55,743
- I don't think Sean really knows
1529
01:11:55,743 --> 01:11:57,624
what he's getting himself into.
1530
01:11:57,624 --> 01:12:00,383
I'm sure you know what
I'm talking about, right?
1531
01:12:00,383 --> 01:12:03,876
Seems like you and I are the
last soldiers still standing.
1532
01:12:03,876 --> 01:12:05,828
And thank God for guys
like you, Uncle Ulysses.
1533
01:12:05,828 --> 01:12:08,595
You're a real inspiration to me.
1534
01:12:08,595 --> 01:12:09,727
You never compromise.
1535
01:12:09,727 --> 01:12:11,171
You always live your
life on your own terms.
1536
01:12:11,171 --> 01:12:13,264
I mean, 2,500 women?
1537
01:12:13,264 --> 01:12:16,649
That sounds like a good life to me.
1538
01:12:16,649 --> 01:12:19,270
- Well, life is meant to be experienced.
1539
01:12:19,270 --> 01:12:21,358
I've done a lot of partying,
1540
01:12:21,358 --> 01:12:23,779
lot of women-chasing in my day.
1541
01:12:23,779 --> 01:12:24,988
- Yes, you have.
1542
01:12:24,988 --> 01:12:26,234
- But sometimes, at the end of the day
1543
01:12:26,234 --> 01:12:28,664
when I'm just sitting there with a drink,
1544
01:12:28,664 --> 01:12:33,078
I keep thinking about all the
good women I let get away.
1545
01:12:33,078 --> 01:12:35,865
Seems as though, no matter
how much partying I do
1546
01:12:35,865 --> 01:12:37,198
or fucking I do,
1547
01:12:38,089 --> 01:12:41,256
I just can't escape the truth of life.
1548
01:12:43,248 --> 01:12:47,331
I guess that's why I always
keep it here with me.
1549
01:12:48,706 --> 01:12:52,808
Matter of fact, I think
it's time I show it to you.
1550
01:12:52,808 --> 01:12:54,153
- Oh, no, Uncle Ulysses.
1551
01:12:54,153 --> 01:12:55,232
Look, I--
1552
01:12:55,232 --> 01:12:56,065
No, no!
1553
01:12:56,065 --> 01:12:56,933
- I don't need to see that.
1554
01:12:56,933 --> 01:12:57,766
I really don't--
1555
01:12:57,766 --> 01:12:59,016
- No, no, you need to see this.
1556
01:12:59,016 --> 01:13:00,266
- I don't need.
1557
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:07,433
Holy shit.
1558
01:13:09,112 --> 01:13:12,237
Well, I
guess I should be going.
1559
01:13:12,237 --> 01:13:14,820
See you tonight at the wedding.
1560
01:13:48,982 --> 01:13:50,972
Irene, do you take Sean
1561
01:13:50,972 --> 01:13:53,042
to be your lawfully wedded husband,
1562
01:13:53,042 --> 01:13:56,109
to have and to hold,
to love and to cherish,
1563
01:13:56,109 --> 01:13:57,945
for richer, for poorer,
1564
01:13:57,945 --> 01:14:00,292
as long as you both shall live?
1565
01:14:00,292 --> 01:14:02,163
It's really happening.
1566
01:14:02,163 --> 01:14:05,830
And I'm standing here watching it happen.
1567
01:14:05,830 --> 01:14:08,185
Sean knows exactly what he's getting into,
1568
01:14:08,185 --> 01:14:10,706
but he still looks happy.
1569
01:14:10,706 --> 01:14:12,878
How can he be happy?
1570
01:14:12,878 --> 01:14:14,712
Suddenly, the faces of all the women
1571
01:14:14,712 --> 01:14:16,429
I've been with throughout the years
1572
01:14:16,429 --> 01:14:18,346
flashed before my eyes.
1573
01:14:19,555 --> 01:14:20,388
Damn.
1574
01:14:21,654 --> 01:14:25,154
I can't even remember most of their names.
1575
01:14:28,273 --> 01:14:32,197
I used to be happy with
a variety of women.
1576
01:14:32,197 --> 01:14:33,030
But now,
1577
01:14:35,239 --> 01:14:37,489
even that's getting boring.
1578
01:14:39,991 --> 01:14:41,995
I used to be so happy in the club.
1579
01:14:41,995 --> 01:14:43,869
Thought if I wasn't out
partying and meeting women,
1580
01:14:43,869 --> 01:14:45,791
I was missing something.
1581
01:14:45,791 --> 01:14:46,874
Now I realise
1582
01:14:48,414 --> 01:14:50,164
I ain't missing shit.
1583
01:14:51,585 --> 01:14:56,085
Besides, do I really wanna
be the old man in the club?
1584
01:14:59,302 --> 01:15:02,219
- You need to stop being so afraid.
1585
01:15:06,990 --> 01:15:09,530
What am I afraid of?
1586
01:15:09,530 --> 01:15:13,322
After all the theories and
legends about the suitcase,
1587
01:15:13,322 --> 01:15:14,405
it was empty.
1588
01:15:15,451 --> 01:15:17,039
Empty?
1589
01:15:17,039 --> 01:15:18,289
What the fuck?
1590
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:30,707
What am I afraid of?
1591
01:15:40,177 --> 01:15:41,844
What am I afraid of?
1592
01:15:49,639 --> 01:15:52,139
What the fuck am I afraid of?
1593
01:15:57,836 --> 01:15:59,285
Sorry.
1594
01:15:59,285 --> 01:16:00,118
Sorry.
1595
01:16:07,418 --> 01:16:09,830
And, Sean, do you take Irene
1596
01:16:09,830 --> 01:16:12,065
to be your lawfully wedded wife,
1597
01:16:12,065 --> 01:16:15,250
to have and to hold,
to love and to cherish
1598
01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:17,132
for richer, for poorer,
1599
01:16:17,132 --> 01:16:19,715
as long as you both shall live?
1600
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,437
I do.
1601
01:16:22,437 --> 01:16:24,645
Then by the
power vested in me by God
1602
01:16:24,645 --> 01:16:27,339
and the state of California,
1603
01:16:27,339 --> 01:16:30,312
I now pronounce you man and wife.
1604
01:16:30,312 --> 01:16:32,312
You may kiss your bride.
1605
01:16:51,343 --> 01:16:52,260
- Oh, shit.
1606
01:16:53,871 --> 01:16:56,412
- No worries. I'll tell Sean.
1607
01:16:56,412 --> 01:16:57,829
You better hurry.
1608
01:17:07,886 --> 01:17:08,719
- Fuck!
1609
01:17:12,100 --> 01:17:12,933
Fuck!
1610
01:17:54,863 --> 01:17:55,696
Kayla!
1611
01:18:00,535 --> 01:18:01,499
Oh, my God!
1612
01:18:01,499 --> 01:18:02,582
Are you okay?
1613
01:18:05,283 --> 01:18:06,533
What are you doing?
1614
01:18:06,533 --> 01:18:09,112
- Oh, you're still here!
1615
01:18:09,112 --> 01:18:10,416
I'm okay, I'm okay.
1616
01:18:10,416 --> 01:18:14,086
I just needed to tell you something.
1617
01:18:14,086 --> 01:18:16,911
If you leave, I will slit my
wrist with a butter knife.
1618
01:18:16,911 --> 01:18:19,172
I will drown myself in a puddle.
1619
01:18:19,172 --> 01:18:22,002
I will throw myself in front
of a speeding yellow school bus
1620
01:18:22,002 --> 01:18:23,835
full of bad-ass kids.
1621
01:18:25,761 --> 01:18:26,928
Just don't go.
1622
01:18:30,395 --> 01:18:33,386
- Aaron, I really
appreciate you coming here
1623
01:18:33,386 --> 01:18:36,136
and getting hit by a car and all.
1624
01:18:37,147 --> 01:18:39,852
I've had to do some thinking too.
1625
01:18:39,852 --> 01:18:41,731
Now I'm the one who's afraid.
1626
01:18:41,731 --> 01:18:44,731
I've got a few things to figure out.
1627
01:18:47,449 --> 01:18:49,699
Like you said, maybe,
1628
01:18:49,699 --> 01:18:52,616
maybe a change is just what I need.
1629
01:18:54,496 --> 01:18:57,496
Please don't think I won't miss you.
1630
01:19:01,328 --> 01:19:03,078
I love you.
1631
01:19:06,843 --> 01:19:08,926
- I love you, too, Aaron.
1632
01:19:10,346 --> 01:19:11,346
I really do.
1633
01:19:23,610 --> 01:19:24,443
Goodbye.
1634
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:48,588
Well, I guess this
is how it all ends for me.
1635
01:19:48,588 --> 01:19:50,005
It's funny.
1636
01:19:50,005 --> 01:19:53,178
You never know how life will turn out.
1637
01:19:53,178 --> 01:19:55,928
Sean is officially a married man.
1638
01:19:57,439 --> 01:20:01,401
As crazy as it sounds, I've
never seen him so happy.
1639
01:20:01,401 --> 01:20:05,901
I can't help but wonder what
the other guys are up to.
1640
01:20:11,155 --> 01:20:16,140
I hope they're all out there
doing what makes them happy.
1641
01:20:16,140 --> 01:20:19,390
Or being with whoever makes them happy.
1642
01:20:22,284 --> 01:20:24,701
'Cause at the end of the day,
1643
01:20:25,630 --> 01:20:27,880
it's all about being happy.
1644
01:20:32,381 --> 01:20:36,798
Hell, I bet even Floyd and
Joy found their happiness.
1645
01:20:43,191 --> 01:20:44,691
But what about me?
1646
01:20:46,423 --> 01:20:48,197
I'm not totally sure,
1647
01:20:48,197 --> 01:20:50,621
but I think the empty suitcase means
1648
01:20:50,621 --> 01:20:52,871
life is empty without love.
1649
01:20:55,262 --> 01:20:58,429
At least I think that's what it means.
1650
01:21:00,740 --> 01:21:02,296
It's like I always say,
1651
01:21:02,296 --> 01:21:04,300
if you wanna be successful with women,
1652
01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:06,458
you have to overcome fear.
1653
01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:09,309
Fear of love, fear of commitment,
1654
01:21:09,309 --> 01:21:10,808
fear of yourself.
1655
01:21:10,808 --> 01:21:11,641
Whatever.
1656
01:21:12,841 --> 01:21:14,508
You can't be afraid.
1657
01:21:16,845 --> 01:21:18,595
Wanna know something?
1658
01:21:21,225 --> 01:21:23,142
I'm not afraid anymore.
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