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BURGER, SHUT THE
REFRIGERATOR.
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BIG TIME, STOP LEAVING GUNPOWDER
WHERE I CAN STEP IN IT.
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MOM'S ON THE RAMPAGE.
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YEAH, A-A-AND
SHE'S MAD, TOO.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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LICKING UP
THE EXTRA BATTER.
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THE CAKE'S
NOT POURED YET.
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HOW WILL I SPRING
BOUNCER FROM THE SLAMMER
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WITHOUT ENOUGH BATTER
TO COVER THE FILE?
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YOU'VE SURE BEEN
ON EDGE LATELY.
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT,
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LIVING IN THIS RAT SHACK
ALL THESE YEARS?
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I READ ABOUT
THE WONDERFUL LIVES
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OF OTHER MOTHERS
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IN BETTER HOMESAND JAIL CELLS.
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WHY NOT ME?
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IF MY BOYS
WERE BRIGHTER,
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THEIR MOTHER'S LIFE
WOULDN'T BE SO DIM.
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WE'LL DO BETTER.
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WE PROMISE.
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START BY GETTING
THE FROSTING MIX.
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IT'S IN THE PANTRY
NEXT TO THE NITRO.
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SORRY.
- SORRY. - SORRY.
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STOP AT THE BAKERY,
DUCKWORTH.
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YES, MASTER HUEY.
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I BRAKE FOR CAKE.
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COME ON, UNCLE SCROOGE.
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YOU GOT TO BUY
MRS. BEAKLEY A CAKE.
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IF IT'S HER BIRTHDAY,
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LET HER BUY IT.
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UNCLE SCROOGE, HOW
CAN YOU BE SO CHEAP?
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LOTS OF PRACTICE.
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HE'D LIKE TO BUY A
CHOCOLATE BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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A VERY LOW-COST CAKE,
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SOMETHING
A DAY OR TWO OLD.
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I HAVE THIS THREE-TIERED
HEAVENLY CHOCOLATE
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WITH CHERRY
JUBILEE FROSTING,
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ALL FOR A MERE $15.
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YA-HO!
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CHOCOLATE AND CHERRY,
HER FAVORITE.
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YIPPEE!
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HOW ABOUT SOMETHING
A LITTLE OLDER...
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I MEAN CHEAPER.
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WELL, HERE'S LAST WEEK'S
GENERIC SPECIAL,
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MARKED DOWN
TO TWO BUCKS.
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HOW MUCH
WITHOUT FROSTING?
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UNCLE SCROOGE,
YOU CAN'T.
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THAT CAKE'S
IN AWFUL SHAPE.
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SO'S MRS. BEAKLEY.
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I'LL TAKE IT.
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[CAR BACKFIRES]
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KEEP THE MOTOR RUNNING
WHILE I ROB THIS JOINT.
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PIECE OF CAKE. LITERALLY.
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HERE YOU GO.
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I HOPE YOUR WIFE
ENJOYS IT.
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I'M NOT MARRIED.
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REALLY? WHY NOT?
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MY WIFE WOULD OWN
HALF MY FORTUNE.
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IF SHE DIVORCED ME,
SHE'D TAKE HALF OF IT.
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MY FORTUNE'S MINE ALONE.
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WANT TO BET?
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THERE'S BEEN
A CHANGE OF PLANS.
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YOUR MOTHER'S
ABOUT TO ENTER
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THE STATE
OF MATRIMONY.
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HMM. IS THAT
THE STATE NEAR MINNISOTY?
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THIS BIRTHDAY BUSINESS
IS GETTING COSTLY.
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BUT MRS. BEAKLEY
LOVES FLOWERS.
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OK, BIG TIME.
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READY WITH THAT
CAMERA YOU STOLE?
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READY, MA.
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MAY I HELP YOU?
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HE'D LIKE
SOME FLOWERS.
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DO YOU HAVE WILTED
FLOWERS DISCOUNTED?
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UNCLE,
CUT IT OUT!
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HERE, UNCLE SCROOGE.
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THESE FLOWERS
LOOK REAL NICE.
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HOW MUCH
FOR THESE?
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$20, SIR.
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FOR THESE RAGWEEDS?
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WHAT ABOUT THESE?
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$15.
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BE SERIOUS. ARE THESE
MARIGOLDS MADE OF REAL GOLD?
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HOW MUCH ARE SEEDS?
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75 CENTS.
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FINE.
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MRS. BEAKLEY
WOULD RATHER GROW
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HER OWN FLOWERS
ANYWAY.
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WAIT. HERE'S
A CARD SHOP.
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SHE DOESN'T NEED
A BIRTHDAY CARD.
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YES, SHE DOES! STOP!
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COME ON,
UNCLE SCROOGE.
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THIS IS THE LAST
STOP, WE PROMISE.
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THIS ONE'LL DO.
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IT'S MARKED DOWN.
15 CENTS.
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"HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO MY
WEIGHT-LIFTING BROTHER-IN-LAW?"
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[CUCKOO]
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WE'LL CROSS THAT OUT.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE LIGHTS?
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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SPENDING ALL THIS MONEY
IS GETTING TO ME.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
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THE SURPRISE
ON HER FACE.
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OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR,
OH, DEAR!
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SEE? WE TOLD YOU
NOT TO BE SO CHEAP.
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IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU BOUGHT.
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I'LL EXPLAIN
THE CARD.
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IT'S NOT THAT EITHER.
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IT'S... IT'S HER!
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HELLO, HUBBY.
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GOT A KISS
FOR YOUR BRIDE?
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MY WHAT?
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THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN.
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WHAT? GET OUT BEFORE
I CALL THE POLICE.
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IF YOU
THROW ME OUT,
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I'M DIVORCING YOU AND TAKING
HALF OF EVERYTHING YOU OWN.
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
WE'RE NOT MARRIED.
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NEVER HAVE BEEN.
NEVER WILL BE.
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OH, YEAH? THAT'S FOR
THE JUDGE TO DECIDE.
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SEE YOU IN COURT.
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OOH! WHAT'S
SHE UP TO NOW?
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OH!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
MRS. BEAKLEY.
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ALL RISE. THE HONORABLE JUSTICE B.
FAIR PRESIDING.
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WE CAN GET THIS
OVER WITH QUICKLY.
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THIS WOMAN
IS NOT MY WIFE.
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IT'S THAT BAD
ATTITUDE OF YOURS
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THAT'S MADE THIS SUCH
A ROTTEN MARRIAGE.
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WHAT MARRIAGE?
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YOU HAVE PROOF,
MRS. McDUCK?
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DON'T SAY THAT.
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CERTAINLY. HERE WE ARE
ON OUR WEDDING DAY.
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AND THE TWO OF US
SO IN LOVE
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HONEYMOONING
AT NIAGARA FALLS.
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IMPOSSIBLE. I WOULD HAVE
PUSHED YOU OVER THE FALLS.
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A FAMILY PORTRAIT.
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FROM A POST OFFICE WALL!
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AND HERE'S OUR
MARRIAGE LICENSE.
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AS PHONY
AS HER SMILE.
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IS HE A LOUSE
FOR A SPOUSE?
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I'VE TRIED TO BE A GOOD
HOUSEWIFE, BUT IT'S HOPELESS.
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I WANT A DIVORCE.
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I'M ASKING
HALF OUR FORTUNE.
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NEVER! I'D STAY MARRIED
BEFORE GIVING THAT UP!
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU NEVER WERE MARRIED.
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HE'S TRYING TO
PUT ONE OVER ON YOU.
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NO! YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND!
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I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.
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CONSIDERING THE EVIDENCE,
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I HEREBY DECLARE YOU
DUCK AND WIFE.
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COURT ADJOURNED.
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RIGHT. MARRIED.
AS MY LAWYER,
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I EXPECT YOU
TO DO SOMETHING.
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NO, WE DON'T WANT
WEDDING GIFTS.
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MR. McDUCK,
COME QUICK!
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WE'VE BEEN INVADED!
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A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
NO, HIGHER.
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THERE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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HANGING UP
YOUR PRESENT.
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WHAT PRESENT?
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FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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DON'T WORRY. IT ONLY
SET YOU BACK $300,000.
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OUT! OUT! OUT!
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OK, I'M LEAVING
ANYWAY...
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WITH THE CREDIT CARDS
I TOOK OUT
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FOR MRS. SCROOGE McDUCK.
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I'LL SHOP TILL YOU DROP.
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HA HA HA HA!
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UNCLE SCROOGE!
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UNCLE SCROOGE!
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THE BEAGLE BOYS ARE
BUSTING OUR BUNKS!
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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HEY, THAT'S MY BUNK!
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CAN I HAVE
THE TOP BUNK, DADDY?
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NO. AND DON'T
CALL ME DADDY.
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OK, POP. HOW ABOUT THE
KEYS TO THE LIMO?
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ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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I GOT A DATE.
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I'D RATHER NOT
HOT-WIRE IT.
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[CRASH]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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OH. JUST A WINDOW.
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WE'S PLAYING BASEBALL.
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IN THE HOUSE?
WITH A MING VASE?
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THAT'S $10,000.
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UH-OH. IT'S
10,000 PIECES NOW.
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OOH! OOH! OOH!
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AH, ME.
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MAYBE WHEN I WAKE UP
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THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE OVER.
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GOOD NIGHT,
SCROOGIE.
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GOOD NIGHT, DEAR.
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AAH!
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YOU'RE IN MY BED!
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WHERE SHOULD I BE,
THE GARAGE?
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AYE. AT SOMEONE
ELSE'S HOUSE.
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SORRY, SCROOGIE, BUT
YOUR POOPSIE IS POOPED.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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YES, SIR?
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DUCKWORTH, COULD THE
WORLD'S RICHEST DUCK
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SLEEP IN THE SERVANT'S
QUARTERS WITH YOU?
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OPEN UP! IT'S MY TURN
TO TAKE A BATH!
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00:10:24,297 --> 00:10:29,012
BUT, DADA, WE'S
PLAYING BATTLESHIP.
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[HUMMING POPEYE THEME]
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"BUM BUM BUM"
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00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:33,711
"RAT-A-TAT-TAT"
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POW, POW, POW.
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WHOA!
- AAH!
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OH, HO, HO, HO.
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OH!
- OH!
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AAH!
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LOOK WHAT THE TIDE
ROLLED IN.
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00:11:00,812 --> 00:11:03,391
YOU'D BETTER STOP
GOING SHOPPING.
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00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:07,192
NO, I'M JUST TAKING
OUR BOY TO LUNCH
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AT A FRENCH
RESTAURANT...
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IN PARIS.
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PARIS!
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I'D SKIP DESSERT IF YOU'D
SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS.
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FORGET IT.
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TODAY MY LAWYER
WILL DECIDE
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HOW TO PULVERIZE
THIS ROCKY MARRIAGE.
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THE COURT SAYS
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MA BEAGLE
PORTRAYED HERSELF
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AS A HARDWORKING
HOUSEWIFE.
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THE ONLY THING SHE'S EVER
DUSTED WERE HER FINGERPRINTS.
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PROVE THAT SHE LIED,
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AND I'LL PERSUADE THE JUDGE
TO RECONSIDER THE CASE.
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I SEE.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME I ASKED MY
HOUSEWIFE TO DO SOME HOUSEWORK.
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
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THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE
AREN'T EASY.
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[ROOSTER CROWS]
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FIVE MORE MINUTES,
WARDEN!
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UH... WH-WHAT?
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00:12:25,876 --> 00:12:28,989
TIME TO MAKE
THE BOYS' BREAKFAST,
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00:12:29,011 --> 00:12:31,990
PACK THEIR LUNCHES,
AND CLEAN THE MANSION.
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00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:35,358
HUH? WELL, HAVE
CHUBBY CHINS DO IT.
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00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,892
MRS. BEAKLEY? OH, CAN'T.
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IT'S HER DAY OFF.
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00:12:42,349 --> 00:12:44,661
ARE YOU
OFF YOUR ROCKER?
241
00:12:44,683 --> 00:12:46,061
IT'S 4:00 A.M.!
242
00:12:46,084 --> 00:12:47,928
YOU SLEPT IN.
243
00:12:47,951 --> 00:12:51,619
I'LL EXPECT YOU UP
EARLIER FROM NOW ON.
244
00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:02,423
BOMBS AWAY!
245
00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:04,501
[SPLASH]
246
00:13:04,524 --> 00:13:06,024
OH!
247
00:13:06,592 --> 00:13:07,936
MORNING, MOMMY.
248
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:09,937
LOOK. YOU'RE ALL WET.
249
00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:13,494
AW, DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL DRY YOU OFF.
250
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:19,108
[COUGH COUGH COUGH]
251
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:22,264
TURN THAT VACUUM
OFF, YOU BRATS!
252
00:13:24,465 --> 00:13:26,910
VERY IMPRESSIVE, LADS.
253
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,343
MRS. McDUCK.
254
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:31,512
THE MISTER WOULD
LIKE YOU TO DO
255
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:34,113
A LITTLE IRONING
THIS MORNING.
256
00:13:34,135 --> 00:13:35,512
OH, ALL RIGHT.
257
00:13:35,535 --> 00:13:37,280
WHERE IS IT?
258
00:13:37,303 --> 00:13:39,281
THERE.
259
00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:40,448
WHOA!
260
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:44,084
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SPRAY
STARCH IN THE STATE.
261
00:13:44,106 --> 00:13:46,217
FINISH BY DINNERTIME.
262
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,886
DID I MENTION I'M BRINGING
HOME DINNER GUESTS?
263
00:13:49,907 --> 00:13:52,052
YOU ARE? HOW MANY?
264
00:13:52,075 --> 00:13:53,575
60.
265
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:55,642
OOH.
266
00:13:58,778 --> 00:14:00,789
SCROOGE THINKS
HE'S CLEVER,
267
00:14:00,812 --> 00:14:05,281
BUT I CAN STEAMROLL
THAT OLD COOT ANYTIME.
268
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:28,901
"I GOT THE DUSTY WINDOW
WAXY-BUILD-UP BLUES"
269
00:14:28,922 --> 00:14:32,035
HI, MA.
HOW ABOUT A SNACK?
270
00:14:32,057 --> 00:14:35,103
AND SPOIL YOUR
APPETITE FOR DINNER?
271
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,435
MA!
272
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:40,627
QUIET, GOON. CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M CLEANING THE CHANDELIER?
273
00:14:46,295 --> 00:14:50,109
BOY. MA'S REALLY GETTING
INTO THIS HOUSEWIFE STUFF.
274
00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:53,398
YEAH, SHE'S A REGULAR
BETTY CROOKER.
275
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:58,211
I WONDER HOW
THE BATTLE-AX DID.
276
00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:01,579
BET EVERYTHING
IS IN WORSE SHAPE THAN...
277
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,945
OH!
278
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,979
DON'T TELL ME
SHE ACTUALLY CLEANED.
279
00:15:05,002 --> 00:15:06,813
IN HER FASHION.
280
00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:08,280
AND THE IRONING?
281
00:15:08,303 --> 00:15:13,151
DONE, THOUGH YOU MAY BE
STEAMED WHEN YOU SEE IT.
282
00:15:13,172 --> 00:15:14,950
WHAT ABOUT DINNER?
283
00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:18,052
LOVEBUCKS,
YOU'RE HOME.
284
00:15:18,074 --> 00:15:19,985
WHERE ARE THE GUESTS?
285
00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:22,053
I COOKED ENOUGH SLOP
286
00:15:22,075 --> 00:15:25,621
TO STUFF
- THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT.
287
00:15:25,643 --> 00:15:28,655
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU DID THIS.
288
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:32,457
IT WAS TOUGH,
BUT I CAUGHT ON.
289
00:15:32,479 --> 00:15:37,260
I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THOSE
WOMEN IN GOOD SPOUSEKEEPING.
290
00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:38,992
HOUSEWORK
HAS FULFILLED ME
291
00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:41,560
LIKE NO BANK HEIST
EVER COULD.
292
00:15:41,582 --> 00:15:45,729
GOOD EVENING,
UNCLE SCROOGE.
293
00:15:45,751 --> 00:15:48,430
GOOD EVENING, DADA.
GOOD EVENING, DADA.
294
00:15:48,452 --> 00:15:51,131
OH, JUST LOOK AT US.
295
00:15:51,153 --> 00:15:54,154
WE'RE ONE BIG HAPPY
BEAGLE BUNCH.
296
00:16:06,691 --> 00:16:09,270
DON'T I GET
A KISS GOODBYE?
297
00:16:09,293 --> 00:16:12,472
I'D RATHER KISS
SHAMU THE WHALE.
298
00:16:12,494 --> 00:16:14,172
HURRY HOME.
299
00:16:14,195 --> 00:16:18,142
TONIGHT'S THE FATHER CROWS
BEST FAMILY REUNION.
300
00:16:18,163 --> 00:16:20,897
IT'LL BE QUALITY
TIME TOGETHER.
301
00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:29,180
GOSH. I AIN'T NEVER SEEN DADDY
SCROOGIE SO M-M-MISERABLE.
302
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,678
FORGET ABOUT SCROOGIE.
I'M MISERABLE!
303
00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:34,814
MA'S GONE OVERBOARD
WITH THIS MOTHERHOOD STUFF.
304
00:16:34,836 --> 00:16:38,015
YEAH. SHE'S EVEN
MAKING ME WATCH
305
00:16:38,037 --> 00:16:39,448
IN-BETWEEN MEAL TREATS.
306
00:16:39,471 --> 00:16:40,848
I HATE IT!
307
00:16:40,871 --> 00:16:43,272
I JUST HATE IT!
308
00:16:51,441 --> 00:16:55,688
BURGER, WHY DON'T YOU RECITE
POETRY TO OUR HAPPY FAMILY?
309
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,455
AHEM.
310
00:16:57,478 --> 00:16:59,389
ROSES IS RED,
311
00:16:59,411 --> 00:17:01,256
VIOLETS IS BLUE,
312
00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:02,623
MISERY LOVES COMPANY,
313
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,691
THAT'S WHY WE'RE
HERE WITH YOU.
314
00:17:05,713 --> 00:17:07,658
OH, WASN'T THAT
BEAUTIFUL?
315
00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:10,960
WE SHOULD HAVE
A FAMILY PICTURE
316
00:17:10,982 --> 00:17:12,715
TO REMEMBER THIS
TREASURED MOMENT.
317
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,462
I'LL GET THE CAMERA.
318
00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:18,963
BE BACK IN A FLASH.
319
00:17:18,985 --> 00:17:20,485
GET IT? FLASH?
320
00:17:21,553 --> 00:17:22,830
WAIT.
321
00:17:22,854 --> 00:17:25,166
STOP. WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
322
00:17:25,188 --> 00:17:27,799
ONE MORE PRECIOUS
FAMILY MOMENT
323
00:17:27,821 --> 00:17:30,200
AND I MAY UPCHUCK.
I QUIT.
324
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,034
ME, TOO.
325
00:17:32,057 --> 00:17:33,835
US, THREE.
326
00:17:33,858 --> 00:17:37,204
WAIT. YOU BOYS CANNOT QUIT.
YOU'RE FAMILY.
327
00:17:37,226 --> 00:17:38,670
WANT TO BET?
328
00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:42,495
WHEN MRS. BEAKLEY GOES,
WE GO. RIGHT?
329
00:17:45,395 --> 00:17:47,289
RIGHT.
330
00:17:47,312 --> 00:17:49,207
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO, DADDY SCROOGIE?
331
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:51,175
YEAH. NOTHING
PERSONAL,
332
00:17:51,198 --> 00:17:53,709
BUT WE HATES
LIVING HERE.
333
00:17:53,731 --> 00:17:55,709
THE FEELING'S MUTUAL,
334
00:17:55,732 --> 00:17:59,612
BUT YOUR MOTHER'S HERE
TILL DEATH DO US PART...
335
00:17:59,634 --> 00:18:03,714
WHICH GIVES ME
A PERFECTLY DEMENTED IDEA.
336
00:18:03,735 --> 00:18:06,703
OH, THOSE ARE
OUR FAVORITE KIND.
337
00:18:09,971 --> 00:18:12,816
WHOSE TURN IS IT
TO DO DISHES?
338
00:18:12,838 --> 00:18:14,783
EH... BURGER'S.
339
00:18:14,806 --> 00:18:17,051
I BROKE THEM
LAST NIGHT.
340
00:18:17,074 --> 00:18:18,485
YOU DO IT.
341
00:18:18,508 --> 00:18:21,320
DADDY SAID
I DON'T HAVE TO!
342
00:18:21,342 --> 00:18:23,353
BOYS, BOYS!
343
00:18:23,376 --> 00:18:26,189
WHERE'D YOUR FATHER
RUN TO?
344
00:18:26,211 --> 00:18:27,977
TO SWIM
IN HIS MONEY.
345
00:18:31,579 --> 00:18:36,114
YOU'RE RIGHT. AIN'T HE CUTE
IN THAT LITTLE OUTFIT?
346
00:18:38,215 --> 00:18:41,627
OOH, SHOULDN'T HE HAVE
WAITED AN HOUR
347
00:18:41,649 --> 00:18:44,228
AFTER EATING
YOUR DUMPLINGS?
348
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,161
HELP! HELP!
349
00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:48,996
UH, UH, UH,
HE'S IN TROUBLE.
350
00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:52,054
[GURGLING]
351
00:18:53,354 --> 00:18:55,588
TREAD MONEY,
HONEYBUCKS!
352
00:18:57,822 --> 00:18:59,800
SOMEBODY CALL
A PARAMEDIC!
353
00:18:59,823 --> 00:19:02,791
CALL A SINGLE MEDIC,
IF YOU HAVE TO.
354
00:19:06,259 --> 00:19:09,338
THEY'VE COMBED THE
ENTIRE SURFACE, MA'AM.
355
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,837
IT LOOKS HOPELESS.
356
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:16,175
OH, NO. DON'T TELL ME.
YOU MEAN...
357
00:19:16,195 --> 00:19:19,975
HE'S GONE TO THAT BIG BEN
IN THE SKY.
358
00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:23,076
NO! YOU MEAN...
359
00:19:23,098 --> 00:19:25,510
ALL THIS LOOT
IS MINE?
360
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:29,813
OH, HOW CAN YOU THINK
OF MONEY RIGHT NOW?
361
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,413
I'M NOT JUST
THINKING MONEY.
362
00:19:32,435 --> 00:19:34,846
I'M THINKING
OF THE MANSION.
363
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,081
THE LIMO!
364
00:19:37,103 --> 00:19:39,315
THE GOLD MINES!
365
00:19:39,338 --> 00:19:42,483
WE MAY HAVE LOST
OUR NEW FATHER,
366
00:19:42,505 --> 00:19:45,017
BUT OUR OLD
MOTHER'S BACK.
367
00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:48,852
YOU'LL HAVE TO COME DOWN TO
HEADQUARTERS, MRS. McDUCK.
368
00:19:48,874 --> 00:19:50,352
WHY?
369
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,887
QUESTIONING. THIS
SMELLS OF FOUL PLAY.
370
00:19:52,909 --> 00:19:54,820
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
371
00:19:54,843 --> 00:19:58,189
IT'S THE OLDEST CRIME
IN THE BOOK...
372
00:19:58,211 --> 00:20:01,824
WIFE BUMPS OFF HUSBAND
TO COLLECT FORTUNE.
373
00:20:01,846 --> 00:20:03,224
HOW COULD YOU?
374
00:20:03,247 --> 00:20:04,591
LET'S GO.
375
00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:05,857
WAIT!
376
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,758
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME.
377
00:20:07,781 --> 00:20:09,826
I'M NOT HIS WIFE.
378
00:20:09,849 --> 00:20:12,595
I NEVER MARRIED
THE OLD COOT.
379
00:20:12,617 --> 00:20:15,395
THE WORDS I'VE
WAITED TO HEAR.
380
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:16,661
OH!
- OH! - OH!
381
00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:18,562
HE'S ALIVE!
382
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,253
DID YOU GET IT?
383
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,765
EVERY LAST SYLLABLE.
384
00:20:24,787 --> 00:20:26,287
OH!
385
00:20:27,189 --> 00:20:29,334
HOW DARE YOU BE ALIVE?
386
00:20:29,356 --> 00:20:33,269
HOW DARE YOU PRETEND
TO BE MY WIFE?
387
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,291
TAKE HER AWAY,
OFFICER.
388
00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:42,873
BUT, SCROOGIE, WHAT ABOUT ALL
THE TENDER MOMENTS WE SHARED?
389
00:20:42,894 --> 00:20:44,872
DIDN'T THEY MEAN
ANYTHING?
390
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:48,041
AYE. I MUST ADMIT
THEY DID.
391
00:20:48,063 --> 00:20:50,108
THEY MADE ME REALIZE
392
00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:52,875
I'M A CONFIRMED
BACHELOR TO THE END!
393
00:20:52,898 --> 00:20:55,177
DON'T WORRY, MA.
394
00:20:55,199 --> 00:20:57,177
WE'LL GET YOU OUT.
395
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,267
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CAKE?
396
00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:03,867
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