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"LIFE IS LIKE
A HURRICANE"
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"HERE IN DUCKBURG"
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"RACE CARS, LASERS,
AEROPLANES"
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"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"
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"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"
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"OR REWRITE HISTORY"
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"DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE
MAKING DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
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"BAD AND
GOOD LUCK TALES"
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"D-D-D-DANGER"
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"WATCH BEHIND YOU"
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"THERE'S A STRANGER
OUT TO FIND YOU"
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"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB
ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE
MAKING DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"TALES OF DERRING-DO"
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"BAD AND
GOOD LUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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"NOT PONYTAILS"
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"OR COTTONTAILS"
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"NO. DUCK TALES"
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"OOH OOH OOH"
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SIR, YOU SIMPLY
MUST GET SOME REST.
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YOU HAVE BAGS UNDER THE
BAGS UNDER YOUR EYES.
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I'LL GET BAGS
UNDER THOSE, TOO.
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I MUST DECIPHER
THIS OLD MAP
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LEADING TO THE TREASURE
OF THE ANCIENT THINCAS.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
ONLY A GENIUS
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COULD SOLVE THIS PUZZLE.
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THREE GENIUSES
AT YOUR SERVICE.
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I HAVEN'T TIME
FOR PLAYING GAMES.
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WHO'S PLAYING GAMES?
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SEE OUR REPORT CARDS.
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GREAT CASTLES!
ALL As.
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WHAT ABOUT BUBBA?
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
SUCH HORRIBLE GRADES.
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BUBBA FLUBBA.
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BUT BUBBA
STUDIED AWFUL HARD
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TO GET
THOSE AWFUL GRADES.
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DID YOU NOT LEARN
ANYTHING IN SCHOOL?
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UH, BUBBA LEARN RECESS.
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TOOTSIE IT!
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WAAA!
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OOH. TOOTSIE.
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TOOTSIE, DOWN.
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WELL, YOU GET AN "A"
IN HOME WRECKONOMICS,
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BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOUR OTHER GRADES?
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GO STUDY YOUR BOOKS.
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OUR HOMEWORK'S
CUT OUT FOR US.
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WE'VE GOT
TO MAKE BUBBA SMARTER.
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I CAN TUTOR BUBBA
ALL YOU WANT,
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BUT HE
CAN'T KEEP UP.
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THANKS TO HIS
NEANDERTHAL NOODLE,
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BUBBA'S BRAIN
IS TOO PRIMITIVE.
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CAN'T YOU
DO ANYTHING?
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I HAVE A SHORTCUT
AROUND SOMEWHERE.
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WOW!
- WOW! - WOW!
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NEAT HAT.
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NOT JUST A HAT.
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IT'S A THINKING CAP,
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GUARANTEED TO MAKE
BUBBA SMARTER.
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WOCK-WOCK-WOCK!
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BUBBA,
SPEAK TO US.
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DID YOU
HURT YOUR HEAD?
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ACTUALLY,
IT'S A SLIGHT BRUISE
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TO THE GLUTEUS MAXIMUS.
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WOW! THAT
THINKING CAP WORKED.
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BUBBA'S GOT BRAINS.
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WELL, WAS THERE
EVER ANY DOUBT?
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LET'S TEST
YOUR NEW NOGGIN.
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THIS FORMULA'S BEEN
PUZZLING ME FOR YEARS.
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NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
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SIMPLY A MATTER OF PUTTING
2 AND 2 TOGETHER.
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BUBBA'S BRAIN
IS STILL A BUST.
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IT TAKES HARD WORK
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TO BECOME
AN INSTANT GENIUS.
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EINSTEIN'S DOME WASN'T
BUILT IN A DAY.
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I GIVE UP.
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THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
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FOR OTHERS
MAYBE,
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BUT NOT
FOR SOMEONE
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WITH MY...
INTELLECT.
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DID YOU FIX
THE THINKING CAP?
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YOU BE THE JUDGE.
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ARE YOU OK,
BUBBA?
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MY CRANIAL CAPACITY
IS MERELY GROWING
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IN RELATION TO THE
ELECTRICAL IMPULSES
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PROVIDED BY
THE THINKING CAP.
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IN TERMS
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND,
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I'M GETTING SMARTER.
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MAYBE TOO SMART.
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ALLOW ME
TO DEMONSTRATE.
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WOW!
- AMAZING!
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HEY, HOW'D
YOU DO THAT?
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AS EASY AS PI...
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SQUARED TO
THE 27th DEGREE.
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WHOEVER HEARD
OF SQUARE PIES?
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EVERYBODY KNOWS
PIES ARE ROUND,
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ESPECIALLY
CHERRY PIES.
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YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
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ONCE YOU PUT
YOUR MIND TO IT.
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GAME
OF BASEBALL?
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I'D MUCH RATHER
VISIT THE LIBRARY.
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I'VE GOT TO STUDY.
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I THINK WE
JUST STRUCK OUT.
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YOU TOOK EVERY BOOK
IN THE LIBRARY.
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I LEFT
THE COLORING BOOKS.
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I HAVE NO MORE USE
FOR COLORING.
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GEE, YOU USED
TO LOVE THEM.
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WHAT MATTERS NOW
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IS THAT I GET BETTER
GRADES IN SCHOOL.
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THEN MR. McDUCK
WILL BE...
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EXTREMELY PLEASED
WITH ME.
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MY DAYS
OF BEING A DUNCE
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ARE HISTORY.
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OH, YECCHH.
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HOW UTTERLY
PREHISTORIC.
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3 TONS OF SCALY FUN
ISN'T MY IDEA
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OF THE PERFECT
CAVE COMPANION.
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SPEAKING OF CAVE,
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THIS PLACE IS SO...
SO UTTERLY PRIMITIVE.
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THIS CHAIR'S
AS HARD AS A ROCK.
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IT IS A ROCK,
AN IGNEOUS DIVAN.
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THIS SIMPLY WON'T DO.
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BLOW ME BAGPIPES,
I'VE BEEN BURGLED.
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I'VE BEEN ROBBED
BY BOOK CROOKS.
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BUBBA! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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PRECISELY, I'M READING
A SCINTILLATING STUDY
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ON THE EVOLUTION OF THE
PANAMANIAN PILL BUG.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
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YOU'VE READ
THE STUDY, TOO.
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NOT THE PILL BUG.
YOU!
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YOU'VE CHANGED
SO MUCH.
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FOR THE BETTER,
I ASSURE YOU.
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I'VE BEEN DABBLING
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WITH SEVERAL
BRILLIANT IDEAS
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ON HOW TO BOOST
YOUR PROFITS.
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THAT'S BAGPIPE MUSIC
TO MY EARS.
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I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE
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A MIND
AS MARVELOUS AS MINE
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DESERVES THESE
REFINED SURROUNDINGS.
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MY CRO-MAGNON CONDO'S
GOT TO GO.
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STAY HERE
LONG AS YOU LIKE.
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JUST KEEP ON THINKING,
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ESPECIALLY
ABOUT MY MONEY.
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YOU KIDS COULD
- LEARN SOMETHING FROM BUBBA.
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WE'VE ALREADY
LEARNED SOMETHING.
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WE MISS THE OLD BUBBA.
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HE WAS CHARMING,
BUT SO SMALL-MINDED.
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HIS IQ LEVEL WENT OUT
WITH THE STONE AGE.
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BUT YOU STILL GOT
ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD.
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THE WAY
TO SCROOGE'S HEART
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IS THROUGH
HIS BANK ACCOUNT.
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I'LL SURELY
INCREASE HIS COFFERS
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A BILLION-FOLD,
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BUT FIRST,
MY SCHOOL HOMEWORK.
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I PROMISED I'D EARN
MY DIPLOMA THIS WEEK.
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BUT YOU JUST
FLUNKED FIRST GRADE.
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AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
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MY SENIOR THESIS IS
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FROM KINDERGARTENTO COLLEGE GRADUATE...
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IN A WEEK OR LESS.
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AND SO THE SECOND LAW
OF THERMODYNAMICS
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CAN BE INTERPRETED
TO MEAN
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THAT THE ENTROPY
OF A CLOSED SYSTEM
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TENDS TOWARD A MAXIMUM,
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I.E., THAT IS,
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AVAILABLE ENERGY
TENDS TOWARDS A MINIMUM.
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MRS. QUACKENBUSH,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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BACK TO COLLEGE.
CLASS DISMISSED.
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YAY!
- RAH! - YAY!
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LET'S GO
TO THE MOVIES.
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BUBBA'S
FAVORITE'S PLAYING...
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ATTACK OF THEKILLER KUMQUATS.
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COUNT ME OUT, BOYS.
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THERE'S A LECTURE ON THE
HISTORY OF WAFFLE IRONS.
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THEN IT'S BACK
TO MR. McDUCK'S
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TO BRAINSTORM
ON BUSINESS IDEAS.
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BUBBA'S AS MUCH FUN
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AS UNCLE SCROOGE
AT A COIN TOSS.
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HE'S A TRUE GENIUS.
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BUBBA SURE HAS A
FLAIR FOR BUSINESS.
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IT'S GETTING BIGGER
BY THE MINUTE.
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YESTERDAY HE PREDICTED
THAT HOOLEY HULA HOOPS
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WOULD BE POPULAR AGAIN.
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THE MONEY'S BEEN
POURING IN EVER SINCE.
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WHERE'S MR.
KNOW-IT-ALL NOW?
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IN HIS NEW HOME...
THE THINK TANK.
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I SEE WIGS
FOR BALD BABIES.
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ELEVATOR BOW TIES
FOR SHORT NECKS.
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BODY SHOEHORNS
FOR INSTANT DRESSING.
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MICROWAVE UNDERWEAR
FOR ESKIMOS.
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INQUIRING MINDS
WANT TO KNOW...
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WHAT'S
ON BUBBA'S MIND?
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CAN HE DO HOMEWORK?
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WHAT WORD
HAS SEVEN LETTERS
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AND MEANS
"LIKE TUNA"?
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PLEASE, GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE.
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MR. BUBBA ISN'T
SEEING ANYONE TODAY.
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WANNA BET?
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SIC 'EM,
TOOTSIE.
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DO YOU LADS HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT?
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APPOINTMENT?
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WE WANT BUBBA
TO COME PLAY.
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BUBBA HAS NO TIME
FOR CHILDISH GAMES.
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HE'S DECIPHERING MY MAP
TO THE TREASURE.
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BY JOVE,
I'VE GOT IT.
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WHY WASTE TIME?
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OFF TO THE THINCA RUINS
TO COLLECT MY RICHES.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
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YOU BARELY READ
THE PILOT'S MANUAL.
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YOU'RE FLYING BETTER
THAN LAUNCHPAD.
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AERODYNAMICS
IS MERE CHILD'S PLAY
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ONCE YOU UNDERSTAND
DUCKIMEDES' PRINCIPLE.
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ALL WE NEED TO KEEP US AFLOAT
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IS BUBBA'S
HOT AIR.
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WHOA!
- WHOA! - WHOA!
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AAH!
- AAH! - AAH!
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CAN'T YOU
DO SOMETHING?
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SORRY, BUT THIS IS
BEYOND MY CONTROL.
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THERE'S NOTHING
IN THE MANUAL
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ABOUT FLYING A PLANE
WITHOUT WINGS.
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THAT NEVER
STOPPED LAUNCHPAD.
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WHY ARE YOU HAPPY?
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THIS CRASH... IT'S
A STUNNING EXAMPLE
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OF QUACKTON'S
LAW OF GRAVITY.
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UH-OH.
WE GOT COMPANY,
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BAD COMPANY.
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OOGA BOOGALUBBA RUBBA.
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WHAT?
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00:11:42,726 --> 00:11:45,004
OOGA BOOGALUBBA RUBBA.
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I KNOW!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
237
00:11:48,061 --> 00:11:50,039
ON THE EVOLUTIONARY
SCALE,
238
00:11:50,062 --> 00:11:52,040
YOU'RE CLOSER
TO THEM.
239
00:11:52,063 --> 00:11:53,774
YOU TELL ME.
240
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:57,699
THE OLD BUBBA COULD HAVE
CLOBBERED THOSE GUYS.
241
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,545
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
242
00:12:00,568 --> 00:12:03,847
JUDGING FROM THE
ARCHITECTURE AND WEAPONS,
243
00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:06,482
THE ANCIENT THINCAS WERE
SCIENTIFIC GENIUSES
244
00:12:06,504 --> 00:12:08,982
WHO USED THEIR
ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY
245
00:12:09,005 --> 00:12:10,783
TO BUILD THIS CITY.
246
00:12:10,806 --> 00:12:13,540
THEIR DESCENDANTS
DON'T LOOK SMART.
247
00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:19,455
HUH...
248
00:12:19,478 --> 00:12:21,522
WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
249
00:12:21,545 --> 00:12:24,124
I'M THE ONE
ASKING QUESTIONS.
250
00:12:24,147 --> 00:12:27,793
WHY DID THOSE REJECTS
FROM A BAD MOVIE
251
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,860
SHOOT DOWN MY PLANE?
252
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:33,162
EXCUSE MY FRIEND'S
BAD MANNERS, SIR.
253
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:36,064
WE'RE SEARCHING
FOR THE TREASURE
254
00:12:36,087 --> 00:12:37,498
OF THE THINCAS.
255
00:12:37,521 --> 00:12:40,867
WE GOT TREASURE VAULT
FOR MANY MOONS,
256
00:12:40,889 --> 00:12:42,567
LONG AFTER
THINCAS VANISH.
257
00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:44,835
NO ONE CAN OPEN IT,
258
00:12:44,858 --> 00:12:50,039
EXCEPT FOR SOMEONE AS SMART
AS THE ANCIENT ONES.
259
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,740
THEN YOUR WORRIES
ARE OVER.
260
00:12:52,763 --> 00:12:54,741
I'LL UNCOVER
THE TREASURE.
261
00:12:54,764 --> 00:12:59,010
NO. ONLY ONE WAY
TO DEAL WITH TRESPASSERS.
262
00:12:59,032 --> 00:13:01,633
LOCK THEM
IN THE PYRAMID!
263
00:13:08,737 --> 00:13:11,983
WE'LL NEVER
GET OUT OF HERE.
264
00:13:12,006 --> 00:13:15,219
THOSE GUARDS
MAY HAVE PUT US
265
00:13:15,241 --> 00:13:17,018
WHERE WE
WANTED TO BE.
266
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,886
IN A PRISON?
267
00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:20,987
YOU SLAY ME, HUEY.
268
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,921
PYRAMIDS WERE
NEVER PRISONS.
269
00:13:22,944 --> 00:13:24,355
THEY WERE TOMBS
270
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:27,992
WHERE RULERS WERE BURIED
WITH THEIR WEALTH.
271
00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:31,060
THE THINCAS' TREASURE
MIGHT BE IN HERE?
272
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,828
THERE'S ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.
273
00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:36,329
THE TREASURE'S
NOT OURS.
274
00:13:36,352 --> 00:13:38,430
IT BELONGS
TO THE NATIVES.
275
00:13:38,453 --> 00:13:42,400
WE CAN'T LET THOSE
JUGHEADS KEEP IT.
276
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:46,368
IT BELONGS TO SOMEONE
WHO KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE
277
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,403
BETWEEN A DOLLAR AND
A DOORKNOB, RIGHT?
278
00:13:49,426 --> 00:13:53,506
THE TREASURE
WOULD BE WASTED ON THEM.
279
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,774
IF THESE JEWELS
ARE JUST A TASTE,
280
00:13:56,797 --> 00:13:59,442
BRING ME THE WHOLE MEAL!
281
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,442
ACCORDING TO THE MAP,
282
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,910
THIS DOOR IS
AN ANCIENT COMPUTER.
283
00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:05,911
THE JEWELS ARE CONTROLS
284
00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:09,747
THAT OPEN THE DOOR
TO THE TREASURE.
285
00:14:09,769 --> 00:14:11,936
TREASURE, HERE I COME!
286
00:14:12,905 --> 00:14:15,517
- "
- "
287
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:16,583
GREAT SCOT!
288
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,018
WHAT DID I DO?
289
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,253
YOU STARTED
A CHAIN REACTION,
290
00:14:21,276 --> 00:14:23,521
A SELF-DESTRUCT
MECHANISM.
291
00:14:23,544 --> 00:14:25,955
HOW DO YOU STOP IT?
292
00:14:25,978 --> 00:14:30,592
I MUST COMPLETE THE PROPER
SEQUENCE OF BUTTONS
293
00:14:30,614 --> 00:14:33,260
AND RE-CREATE
THAT MUSICAL PHRASE.
294
00:14:33,282 --> 00:14:35,794
SUPPOSE YOU PUSH
THE WRONG BUTTONS?
295
00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:38,517
THEN IT'S BYE-BYE,
BIRDIE.
296
00:14:40,286 --> 00:14:42,130
CAN'T YOU THINK
FASTER, BUBBA?
297
00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:43,964
I MUST CONCENTRATE.
298
00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:45,432
MY BRAIN CELLS
299
00:14:45,456 --> 00:14:48,701
ARE ALREADY STRETCHED
TO THE LIMIT.
300
00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:50,401
- "
- "
301
00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:53,403
BLAST! MY FINGER
MUST HAVE SLIPPED.
302
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,794
OH, GREAT. MR.
EGGHEAD IS CRACKING.
303
00:14:59,095 --> 00:15:01,607
- "
- "
304
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:03,575
THANK GOODNESS, LADDIE.
305
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,476
YOU DID IT.
306
00:15:05,499 --> 00:15:07,977
OF COURSE.
I'M A GENIUS.
307
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,912
THIS BRAIN BUSINESS
308
00:15:09,935 --> 00:15:12,402
HAS DEFINITELY GONE
TO BUBBA'S HEAD.
309
00:15:13,603 --> 00:15:16,315
[NATIVES SHOUTING]
310
00:15:16,338 --> 00:15:18,316
HERE COME OUR FANS,
311
00:15:18,339 --> 00:15:21,140
AND THEY DON'T
WANT OUR AUTOGRAPHS.
312
00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:27,555
WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?
313
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,489
FEAR NOT.
314
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:33,459
THE WAY IS AS SIMPLE AS 1, 2, 3.
315
00:15:33,481 --> 00:15:37,494
OH, GREAT. WHICH
TUNNEL DO WE TAKE?
316
00:15:37,516 --> 00:15:38,960
LET'S SEE NOW.
317
00:15:38,983 --> 00:15:41,094
THE STATISTICAL
PROBABILITY...
318
00:15:41,117 --> 00:15:42,462
[NATIVES SHOUTING]
319
00:15:42,486 --> 00:15:44,897
DEDUCE ALL YOU WANT.
320
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,799
THAT LEFT TUNNEL
LOOKS GOOD.
321
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,433
LOUIE'S COIN TOSS
IS NEVER WRONG.
322
00:15:50,456 --> 00:15:52,634
WE GO RIGHT.
323
00:15:52,657 --> 00:15:56,170
WITH A 1-2% CHANCE
OF RANDOM ERROR,
324
00:15:56,192 --> 00:15:57,992
THIS IS THE WAY.
325
00:16:01,162 --> 00:16:03,474
WHO AM I KIDDING?
326
00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:05,441
BUBBA'S GOT
THE BRAINS.
327
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,664
HEY, WAIT FOR US!
328
00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:12,000
[SPEAKING
NATIVE LANGUAGE]
329
00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:24,507
AAH!
- AAH! - AAH!
330
00:16:33,546 --> 00:16:35,357
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER.
331
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:37,758
I CAN SMELL
THE TREASURE.
332
00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:40,115
I ONLY SMELL
TROUBLE.
333
00:16:40,949 --> 00:16:42,827
AND MORE
TROUBLE!
334
00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:44,261
A-THINCATHINCA DO,
335
00:16:44,285 --> 00:16:47,998
THERE'S ONLYONE WAY TO GET THROUGH.
336
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:50,031
MY RIDDLESARE THE KEY.
337
00:16:50,054 --> 00:16:52,433
RIGHT ANSWERSSET YOU FREE.
338
00:16:52,456 --> 00:16:55,869
I LOVE A GOOD CHALLENGE.
FIRE AWAY.
339
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:59,136
HOW LONG ISA PIECE OF STRING?
340
00:16:59,159 --> 00:17:00,937
THAT'S EASY.
IT'S, UH...
341
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:04,773
TWICE THE DISTANCE
FROM CENTER TO END.
342
00:17:04,795 --> 00:17:06,173
I KNEW THAT.
343
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:07,640
TWO TO GO.
344
00:17:07,664 --> 00:17:12,612
WHAT RUNS IN AND OUTOF THE CITY ALL DAY?
345
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:14,978
A PIZZA
DELIVERY MAN?
346
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,345
NO. THE ROAD.
347
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,347
GOOD ANSWER.
348
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:22,049
LASTLY, WHAT KIND OF ROOMHAS NO WALLS?
349
00:17:22,071 --> 00:17:25,351
THIS ROOM, THE WAY
IT'S SHRINKING.
350
00:17:25,373 --> 00:17:26,850
UH... UH...
351
00:17:26,874 --> 00:17:29,019
DON'T
FAIL ME NOW.
352
00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:30,887
A MUSHROOM.
353
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:31,853
[FANFARE]
354
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,688
CONGRATULATIONS.YOU MAY PASS GO
355
00:17:34,711 --> 00:17:37,112
AND COLLECT200 FISH SKINS.
356
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,492
I DON'T LIKE
MY CLOTHES PRESSED
357
00:17:41,515 --> 00:17:43,627
WHILE I'M WEARING THEM.
358
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:47,997
BE PATIENT. SOON THE
FRUITS OF MY LABOR
359
00:17:48,019 --> 00:17:49,997
WILL BE YOURS.
BEHOLD!
360
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:53,288
THE TREASURE!
IT MUST BE THERE!
361
00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:58,034
[GRRR]
362
00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:00,736
[QUACK QUACK
QUACK QUACK]
363
00:18:00,759 --> 00:18:04,138
GOT ANY MORE
BRIGHT IDEAS, BUBBA?
364
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,239
IN A ONE-TO-ONE DEBATE,
365
00:18:07,262 --> 00:18:09,807
MAYBE I COULD
DEFEAT THIS BEAST,
366
00:18:09,829 --> 00:18:13,009
BUT HE LOOKS
TOO FEEBLEMINDED
367
00:18:13,032 --> 00:18:15,410
TO PASS AN EYE TEST.
368
00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:16,377
[BRRARRR]
369
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,479
[QUACK QUACK
QUACK QUACK]
370
00:18:19,502 --> 00:18:21,413
JUST CLUB HIM, BUBBA.
371
00:18:21,436 --> 00:18:22,880
USE BRUTE FORCE?
372
00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:26,182
I WOULDN'T KNOW
HOW TO BEGIN.
373
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,250
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
374
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,674
BUBBA'S FORGOTTEN HIS
PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL INSTINCTS.
375
00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:35,388
[GRRARRR]
376
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:37,254
I BEG TO DIFFER.
377
00:18:37,278 --> 00:18:38,689
RUN!
378
00:18:38,712 --> 00:18:41,746
[QUACK QUACK
QUACK QUACK]
379
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,059
[GRRARR]
380
00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:47,593
[GRRARR]
381
00:18:47,617 --> 00:18:48,994
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
382
00:18:49,017 --> 00:18:52,230
THAT RABBLE-ROUSER
WILL TURN THE BOYS
383
00:18:52,252 --> 00:18:54,063
INTO DUCK PATE.
384
00:18:54,087 --> 00:18:56,198
SO TRUE.
385
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:58,733
BUBBA, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
386
00:18:58,755 --> 00:19:01,067
I'VE GOT
BETTER THINGS TO DO.
387
00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:03,669
THERE'S TREASURE
TO BE FOUND.
388
00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:06,437
BUT WHAT ABOUT
MY NEPHEWS?
389
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,071
UNCLE SCROOGE!
390
00:19:08,094 --> 00:19:10,573
IT INVOLVES
THE DUCKWINIAN THEORY...
391
00:19:10,596 --> 00:19:12,440
SURVIVAL
OF THE FITTEST.
392
00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:13,740
THEY'RE DOOMED!
393
00:19:13,763 --> 00:19:15,508
WITH THE UNIVERSE
EXPANDING
394
00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:18,244
AND THE OZONE LAYER
DETERIORATING,
395
00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:19,677
I HAVE TO AGREE.
396
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:24,014
ALL THAT MATTERS NOW
IS THE TREASURE.
397
00:19:24,036 --> 00:19:25,914
YOU'RE
A COLD DUCK...
398
00:19:25,937 --> 00:19:28,416
ALL HEAD
AND NO HEART.
399
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:31,083
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS.
400
00:19:31,106 --> 00:19:33,284
I'D PREFER
THE OLD BUBBA.
401
00:19:33,307 --> 00:19:36,720
BUT I DID THIS
FOR YOU.
402
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:40,723
I THOUGHT MORE RICHES
WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY.
403
00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:43,290
RICHES CANNOT
BUY ME A FAMILY.
404
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,124
MY FAMILY
MAKES ME HAPPY.
405
00:19:46,147 --> 00:19:48,526
I WANT
THE OLD BUBBA...
406
00:19:48,549 --> 00:19:49,893
SIMPLEMINDED,
LOVABLE,
407
00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:52,728
ABLE TO WHACK
THAT MONSTER!
408
00:19:52,751 --> 00:19:55,964
THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO...
409
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,597
REVERSE
MY INTELLIGENCE,
410
00:19:57,621 --> 00:20:00,933
BECOME A PART
OF YOUR FAMILY AGAIN.
411
00:20:00,955 --> 00:20:03,856
FAREWELL, DEAR SCROOGE.
412
00:20:06,425 --> 00:20:09,805
[BABBLING]
413
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:12,439
BLEAAH!
414
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,496
BUBBA BACK!
415
00:20:16,564 --> 00:20:18,208
BUBBA CLUB!
416
00:20:18,231 --> 00:20:20,610
[GRRR]
417
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:21,876
[AAH]
418
00:20:21,899 --> 00:20:23,377
[OHH]
419
00:20:23,401 --> 00:20:25,145
[OHH]
420
00:20:25,168 --> 00:20:27,146
GO, BUBBA! GO!
421
00:20:27,169 --> 00:20:29,470
BUBBA BIG HIT!
422
00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:32,816
[GRRARR]
423
00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:36,407
OH, NO! BUBBA'S
DOWN AND OUT!
424
00:20:38,508 --> 00:20:40,008
SURPRISE!
425
00:20:51,615 --> 00:20:55,629
I KNEW YOU HAD IT
IN YOU, LAD.
426
00:20:55,651 --> 00:20:57,328
UNCLE SCROOGE!
427
00:20:57,352 --> 00:20:59,397
LOOK WHAT WE FOUND!
428
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:01,898
UH, THAT'S
THE TREASURE?
429
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,499
TO THE THINCAS,
IT WAS.
430
00:21:04,522 --> 00:21:06,667
IT DESCRIBES
THEIR CIVILIZATION.
431
00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:08,434
THEY BECAME
SO SMART,
432
00:21:08,457 --> 00:21:11,136
THEY FORGOT THEIR
OWN SURVIVAL SKILLS
433
00:21:11,159 --> 00:21:14,438
AND COULDN'T FIGHT
BACK THE MONSTERS.
434
00:21:14,461 --> 00:21:17,774
AND THEY CARED ONLY
ABOUT BEING SMART,
435
00:21:17,796 --> 00:21:19,807
NOT ABOUT EACH OTHER.
436
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:22,442
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT RICHES,
437
00:21:22,465 --> 00:21:23,609
BUT THAT'S
VALUABLE.
438
00:21:23,632 --> 00:21:26,011
YOU HAVE FOUND TREASURE?
439
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,978
AYE. IT'S YOURS.
440
00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:29,345
PERHAPS
YOU'LL PROFIT
441
00:21:29,369 --> 00:21:31,347
FROM THE THINCAS'
MISTAKES.
442
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:33,749
THIS WILL
SHOW YOU
443
00:21:33,771 --> 00:21:36,583
THE THINCAS WEREN'T
ALL THAT SMART.
444
00:21:36,606 --> 00:21:38,984
LET THEM
KEEP THE TREASURE.
445
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:42,108
I'VE ALREADY GOT MINE...
MY FAMILY.
446
00:21:43,643 --> 00:21:46,756
NOW THAT BUBBA'S
HIS OLD SELF,
447
00:21:46,778 --> 00:21:48,989
WE CAN HAVE FUN AGAIN.
448
00:21:49,012 --> 00:21:50,990
UH-OH.
449
00:21:51,013 --> 00:21:53,759
BUBBA'S BECOME
A BRAIN AGAIN.
450
00:21:53,782 --> 00:21:57,495
DID YOU USE
THAT THINKING CAP AGAIN?
451
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,895
NO. BUBBA
NOT THINK.
452
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,285
BUBBA COLOR.
453
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,264
WHEW!
454
00:22:05,288 --> 00:22:06,632
HE'S NO EINSTEIN,
455
00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:09,356
BUT HE'S
OUR BUBBA.
456
00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:13,956
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