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...this morning and faced the media.
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Tom Banks is an
electrician and says for the
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- time being his plans...
- What are you still doing here?
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- What do you mean?
- Well, don't you have school?
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- Nope.
- What about work?
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I killed myself studying for the LSATs.
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I'm taking a few days off.
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So you're just gonna be...
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here?
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That's the plan.
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Huh.
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What's she doing home?
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She's taking a few days off.
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So she's just gonna be... here?
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Am I really that big of a monkey wrench?
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No, don't be silly.
Listen, I'm gonna split.
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Sorry, honey. I'm as
blindsided as you are.
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Adam, I didn't mean to chase you out.
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Oh, no, it's not about you,
Christy. Call me if she leaves.
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What the hell goes
on here when I'm gone?
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Don't ask the question
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if you don't want to picture the answer.
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I watch The View at 11:00.
Is that gonna be a problem?
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Can I watch with you?
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Geez. Now there's someone at the door?
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This day is a disaster.
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Yeah?
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I'm sorry to bother you. Are
you the building manager?
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- Maybe. You a cop?
- Do I look like a cop?
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The good ones don't.
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Well, actually, I saw the
vacancy sign out front,
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and I'm interested in the apartment.
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Oh, great. Two bedroom, two bath,
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first and last, you know the drill.
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Can you be any more specific?
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Uh, square footage, building amenities?
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Square footage, I would say medium.
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And, uh, as for amenities,
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there's a weird guy on the third floor
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who'll rub your feet if you let him.
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I have a dog. Is that okay?
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The building owner doesn't allow pets,
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but if you slip me 50 bucks,
we never had this conversation.
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- So it'll be our little secret?
- What? Who?
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See? That's what your $50 buys.
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Well, this has been fun.
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I'm Rita Gennaro,
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the new owner of this building,
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and we are off to a very poor start.
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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- What is wrong with you?
- I don't know. I panicked.
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You threw my whole day off.
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Here you go. If it's
not how you like it,
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I'll make a new pot.
Please don't fire my mother.
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You're sweet. We'll see.
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So, how'd you end up
owning the building?
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What happened to Tony, who I never saw
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except when he brought
me my Christmas bonus?
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My husband ran off with
a home-wrecking slut.
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Oh, no. Well, does that mean
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you'll be bringing
me my Christmas bonus?
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You know, I'm divorced, too,
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so I know what you're wrestling with.
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Do I care about your life?
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Nope. No, you don't, and you shouldn't.
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So, what went down with Tony,
whose toupee is no secret?
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He woke up one day and told me,
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"I'm leaving you for the dry cleaner."
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I just thought he was
announcing his errands
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in a very formal way.
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And then my world fell apart.
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Your dry cleaner is a woman?
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That's the interesting
part of the story for you?
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You just don't see it that often.
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It's like a kindergarten
teacher who's a man.
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Not wrong, just weird.
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Do you get money from
the state to keep her?
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I should, shouldn't I?
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Well, Rita, this has been a treat.
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Definitely pop in
every couple of months.
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We'd love to see you.
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- I'm not done.
- And she's not done.
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I want this building to generate income,
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and if we clean it up,
I can raise the rent.
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I could understand if he left
me for some hot young thing,
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but she's a tubby seamstress
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with a mole the size of Coney Island.
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So sorry you're going through
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- such a...
- Are we friends all of a sudden?
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- Well, I thought we shared a moment.
- We didn't.
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Now, I got a list of things
I need you to take care of.
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Yikes. Both sides, huh?
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Can I hire someone to do this work?
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- I already did hire someone.
- Oh, great.
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Oh.
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I'll be back Friday to
check on the progress.
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Or you could go on a long cruise.
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Lot of people get a second
chance of love on those things.
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- Friday!
- Cruise!
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Let me show you what I
think about this list.
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What is the matter with you?
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If she fires you, we lose our home.
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Hold that thought.
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Hi, honey.
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Yeah, she's still here.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you actually working on the list?
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Yeah. I got to thinking
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if I do one or two of the easy ones,
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it'll get her off of my ass for a while.
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Is that duct tape?
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Hey, I've never used a hammer here.
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I'm not gonna break my streak now.
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Well, at least I have
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a nice, new car to live in.
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Come on, baby.
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Just till Friday.
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Hey, watch your step, Mr. Munson.
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I'm on a ladder over here.
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Let me guess, you're
finally hanging yourself?
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Not yet.
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I'm doing repairs around the building.
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I figured you'd hang
yourself before you did that.
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Ha-ha-ha.
Hmm.
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I'm coming up in a couple hours
to install your smoke detector,
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so make sure you're wearing pants.
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I could say the same thing to you.
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Get ready, Match.com.
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Whoa, that's a lot of nose.
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Rita, hi.
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Oh, look who's a girl.
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Yeah, I'm just trying to take a picture
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for a dating site.
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I found my son doing that same thing.
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His makeup was more subtle.
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Well, I recently broke up with someone,
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so, you know, I'm trying
to get back out there and...
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We're not bonding here.
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I found another leak
in the laundry room.
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The banister on the
back staircase is loose.
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Why aren't you writing this down?
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Okay.
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Leak, banister.
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Anything else?
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Would I keep it a secret?
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Right.
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Hey, listen, um,
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I know this is a little
weird, but since you're here,
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could you help me get a picture?
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My arms aren't long enough
to make my nose look normal.
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Okay. I want to look
pretty, but not slutty.
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Available, but not desperate.
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- Smart, but not...
- There.
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But I wasn't quite...
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Wow, that's perfect.
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I hope you find someone quickly
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because at the rate your mother's going,
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you're going to need to
find a new place to live.
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No, no, no, no, she is trying so hard.
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She really does love this job.
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And my husband loved me.
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Things change.
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Tell your mother
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if she doesn't complete
the repairs in three days,
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she's out.
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But if you kick her out,
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you're gonna have to kick me out.
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Maybe the new building manager
can let you live with them.
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You could be like the cat
that comes with the apartment.
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No, no, she's gonna do it. You'll see.
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She's not nearly as
incompetent as you might think.
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Was that the light?
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I'm adding it to the list.
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Oh!
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Is she gone?
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Where'd you come from?
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I saw her car out front,
so I snuck around back.
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Corn dog?
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Ah, look at this.
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"Take pictures of work when
you're finished and send to me"?
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Who does she think she is?
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I got your first picture right here.
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- Mom.
- Oh, right.
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- Whoa!
- No! No!
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Oh. You mean don't do it.
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Sorry, Bonnie, but I'm with Rita.
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If I don't crack the whip with my staff,
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my swans will never get fed.
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Oh, you and your relatable problems.
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You've been managing this
building for four years.
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You know the job. Why are you
fighting so hard against it?
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Oh, look who's found something
to sink her dentures into.
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And I already ordered, so I can't leave.
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Why are you sweating about this?
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Just do your job.
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Says the woman whose
only job is shopping.
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Hey, I am at those stores
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every morning at 10:00 a.m.
when they open up.
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I would've fired you days ago.
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I would've fired her years ago.
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I would've never hired her in
the first place.
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You know what, I don't have to sit
here and listen to this.
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Screw you all. Waitress, I'd like my
taco bowl in the bathroom.
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Well, this was not a good plan.
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- Bonnie...
- No.
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Why do I keep locking
myself into smaller spaces?
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Go away!
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Well, then I guess I live here now.
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What are you doing, Bonnie?
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Oh, don't go all Marjorie on me please.
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I hate my boss.
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There's no underlying blah, blah, blah.
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Oh, there's always
underlying blah, blah, blah.
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- Are you trying to blow up your life?
- No!
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Okay, let's play a game.
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- Pretend I'm your boss.
- Good-bye.
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That job puts a roof over your head.
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Why are you so resistant to doing it?
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Because I hate it!
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It's humiliating!
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I'm in my 50s, and I'm plunging toilets.
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- This was not the dream, Marge.
- Okay, what is the dream?
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Well, I don't know,
but it doesn't involve
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chasing raccoons out
of a garbage closet.
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But that is the job.
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Right. And if I do it well,
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then I'll be doing it
for the rest of my life,
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and then that's just who I am.
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Damn it,
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we just found the
underlying blah, blah, blah.
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Look, you might not be
doing what you want to
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with your life, but
that's not Rita's fault.
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Shut up.
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Bonnie, the job isn't who you are.
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It's just what you're doing
238
00:10:11,159 --> 00:10:12,775
on the road to what you're gonna be.
239
00:10:12,777 --> 00:10:14,674
I said shut up.
240
00:10:16,698 --> 00:10:18,799
Did you actually want this in here?
241
00:10:20,929 --> 00:10:23,331
No fork? What am I, an animal?
242
00:10:27,823 --> 00:10:29,393
Got to say, these
things are a lot easier
243
00:10:29,418 --> 00:10:31,456
to drag without a body inside.
244
00:10:35,464 --> 00:10:37,180
Adam, what the hell are you doing?
245
00:10:37,182 --> 00:10:38,581
Fixing the fountain.
246
00:10:38,606 --> 00:10:40,866
All I said was clean out the leaves.
247
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,392
I told you above and
beyond makes her mad.
248
00:10:44,362 --> 00:10:46,034
I just think if this was level
249
00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:47,225
and the tubing was replaced,
250
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,276
that I could get it working again.
251
00:10:48,301 --> 00:10:49,884
You could even have fish in here.
252
00:10:50,101 --> 00:10:52,485
Fish? She barely kept me alive.
253
00:10:53,323 --> 00:10:55,032
What will you talk about
254
00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:56,815
when you finally
forgive me for the past?
255
00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,006
I'm not overly concerned.
256
00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:01,612
Just shove that thing back on the wall.
257
00:11:01,637 --> 00:11:02,969
Hey, you know, don't ask for my help
258
00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:04,661
if you don't want the job done right.
259
00:11:05,713 --> 00:11:07,221
Oh, God, Rita's coming.
260
00:11:07,246 --> 00:11:08,378
How do you know?
261
00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:10,440
All the birds just
flew out of that tree.
262
00:11:11,699 --> 00:11:16,533
Rita, hi. What a lovely
giant flower sweater.
263
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,370
I thought I made it clear
I'm not paying for extra help.
264
00:11:23,402 --> 00:11:26,517
Oh, don't worry, I pay him
in sex and her in Doritos.
265
00:11:27,399 --> 00:11:29,776
Cool Ranch, family size.
266
00:11:30,401 --> 00:11:32,851
So you two are together?
267
00:11:32,876 --> 00:11:34,435
Yes, this is Adam, my fiancé.
268
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,460
- Hi, good to meet you...
- Let me see the ring.
269
00:11:36,671 --> 00:11:40,468
Nice. Just be careful
where you send his shirts.
270
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,197
Rita, I want to apologize
271
00:11:44,199 --> 00:11:45,726
if I seemed a little resistant
272
00:11:45,751 --> 00:11:49,953
to what... are obviously necessary
upgrades to our lovely building.
273
00:11:49,955 --> 00:11:52,124
You are the boss, so what you say goes.
274
00:11:52,156 --> 00:11:53,663
Thank you for understanding
275
00:11:53,688 --> 00:11:57,038
what everyone else who has
a job already understands.
276
00:11:59,601 --> 00:12:02,296
Oh, my God, I got a
match on Match. I matched.
277
00:12:03,117 --> 00:12:04,617
Is it desperate if I call him right now?
278
00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:05,820
I don't, I don't care.
279
00:12:06,466 --> 00:12:09,202
You've done such a
wonderful job with her.
280
00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:11,466
Now, I've been looking
over the rent receipts
281
00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:14,359
and we have a few
tenants that are behind.
282
00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:16,851
Anyone who owes more than two months,
283
00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:19,218
- get the money or evict them.
- Not a problem.
284
00:12:19,243 --> 00:12:21,859
I have some experience
shaking down people for money.
285
00:12:22,646 --> 00:12:25,452
As part of my extensive... charity work.
286
00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:28,900
Yes, that fits perfectly with
everything I know about you.
287
00:12:28,902 --> 00:12:31,999
Funny one, boss.
288
00:12:32,245 --> 00:12:34,718
I'll find out whose bike that is.
289
00:12:38,421 --> 00:12:40,878
Wow, Bonnie, you handled that great.
290
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,381
Oh, good, you're impressed.
What the hell do I care?
291
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:46,501
- Why are you snapping at me?
- Because I can't snap at her.
292
00:12:46,503 --> 00:12:48,585
I love you, you're sweet.
293
00:12:49,305 --> 00:12:50,505
Hey.
294
00:12:50,507 --> 00:12:52,473
Quick question, am I desperate enough
295
00:12:52,475 --> 00:12:54,509
to have frozen yogurt with a magician?
296
00:12:55,428 --> 00:12:56,695
I don't care.
297
00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:59,796
Hi, Mr. Mysterio, it's a go.
298
00:13:03,696 --> 00:13:07,415
Three months? I thought I
was only two months behind.
299
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,856
Sorry to bring it up,
300
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:11,429
it's just the new owner
is kind of cracking down.
301
00:13:12,598 --> 00:13:14,890
So... where do you hide the cash?
302
00:13:16,116 --> 00:13:18,820
Cereal box? Cookie jar?
303
00:13:19,085 --> 00:13:21,335
Stuffed inside a frozen chicken?
304
00:13:21,337 --> 00:13:24,041
Thieves never look inside a chicken.
305
00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:26,207
You know what, I'm out of checks.
306
00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:27,759
How 'bout I get it to
you later this week?
307
00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:29,334
I kind of need it now.
308
00:13:29,658 --> 00:13:31,045
I could drive you to the bank.
309
00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:33,358
I don't have it, Bonnie.
310
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:35,610
You mean like on the
level you don't have it?
311
00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:38,650
I don't know if you're looking
at me, but I'm shaking my head.
312
00:13:39,022 --> 00:13:40,521
You've lived here for a hundred years,
313
00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:41,939
you're never late with the rent.
314
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,225
Hang on, you just put
two of the big ones
315
00:13:44,227 --> 00:13:46,060
in the Thursday slot. Is that right?
316
00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,392
It is if I want to sleep till Sunday.
317
00:13:49,377 --> 00:13:51,783
- Let me do this.
- Yeah.
318
00:13:51,785 --> 00:13:54,569
- One in each?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks.
319
00:13:54,571 --> 00:13:57,739
I'm not, uh, concentrating
too good right now.
320
00:13:57,741 --> 00:13:59,048
So what's going on?
321
00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:02,266
Well, a couple of months
ago, I got diagnosed with, uh,
322
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:03,795
prostate cancer.
323
00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:04,996
They found it early,
324
00:14:04,998 --> 00:14:06,611
but they put me on a
couple of medications
325
00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:08,549
the VA doesn't cover, so...
326
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:09,967
You can't pay your rent.
327
00:14:09,969 --> 00:14:12,806
Oh, I could pay it, but then
I'd have a whole lot of cancer.
328
00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:16,390
Sorry.
329
00:14:17,127 --> 00:14:21,562
These ones are... Monday,
Wednesday, and-and Friday.
330
00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:24,609
There's got to be something you can do.
331
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:28,025
Well, I've been trying to
avoid the building manager,
332
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,478
but here you are.
333
00:14:35,779 --> 00:14:37,278
Son of a bitch.
334
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,780
- We just took a break.
- It's been two minutes.
335
00:14:38,782 --> 00:14:41,449
- Not you. Munson.
- Who's Munson?
336
00:14:41,587 --> 00:14:44,786
- Blind guy who lives upstairs.
- Oh, I like him.
337
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:47,088
One day we were hanging out
in front of the building,
338
00:14:47,324 --> 00:14:49,884
we made five bucks for doing nothing.
339
00:14:52,783 --> 00:14:54,712
You guys should go out
there till he makes his rent
340
00:14:54,714 --> 00:14:56,130
'cause he's three months behind.
341
00:14:56,447 --> 00:14:57,515
And he won't pay?
342
00:14:57,517 --> 00:15:00,312
He can't. I'm not evicting a
blind veteran who has cancer.
343
00:15:00,337 --> 00:15:02,603
- I'm not doing it.
- He's got cancer?
344
00:15:02,605 --> 00:15:04,472
Prostate. And you're getting
a full physical, mister,
345
00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:05,857
including the finger thing.
346
00:15:06,961 --> 00:15:09,900
And don't pinch up, they
got to really look around.
347
00:15:13,806 --> 00:15:17,118
Anyway, Munson can't
afford his meds and rent.
348
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,153
He's got no family, no support system.
349
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:20,711
What are you gonna do?
350
00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:22,467
I'm gonna try to talk
some sense into Rita.
351
00:15:22,994 --> 00:15:25,376
Calmly and rationally? Please?
352
00:15:25,378 --> 00:15:27,378
Look, I made peace with
the fact that eating crap
353
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:30,081
is part of my job, but this
is where I draw the line.
354
00:15:30,502 --> 00:15:32,923
Yeah, that's right, I
draw a line sometimes.
355
00:15:36,611 --> 00:15:39,908
See, now, that didn't
sound calm and rational.
356
00:15:40,009 --> 00:15:42,787
That sounded hot and
"we get kicked out-y."
357
00:15:43,494 --> 00:15:45,179
You're right, you're right.
358
00:15:45,181 --> 00:15:47,849
It just burns me up that-that
rich people like Rita
359
00:15:47,851 --> 00:15:50,518
run everything and people
like us and Munson get screwed.
360
00:15:52,307 --> 00:15:54,856
I did stunts on a movie
like this one time.
361
00:15:56,112 --> 00:15:58,229
It was called Ski Academy.
362
00:15:59,062 --> 00:16:03,174
The rich kids wouldn't let the
poor kids be on the ski patrol.
363
00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:05,700
The poor kids turned off
the power to the lift,
364
00:16:05,702 --> 00:16:08,002
so the rich kids got stuck.
365
00:16:15,323 --> 00:16:20,026
Anyway, I got it on VHS
if anybody wants to see it.
366
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:24,185
Here we are.
367
00:16:24,187 --> 00:16:26,053
I've got two kinds of
cookies, some cheese,
368
00:16:26,055 --> 00:16:27,722
and a rogue chicken nugget.
369
00:16:28,686 --> 00:16:30,474
Can I get you anything
else or are you good?
370
00:16:30,476 --> 00:16:32,526
I'm swaddled in luxury.
371
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:35,229
Now why am I here?
372
00:16:35,231 --> 00:16:36,647
Here's the thing.
373
00:16:36,649 --> 00:16:40,284
One of the tenants you asked
me to evict is Mr. Munson in 2G.
374
00:16:40,286 --> 00:16:43,070
He's a blind Vietnam vet who's
now facing a health crisis.
375
00:16:43,072 --> 00:16:44,538
And while you're the boss,
376
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:45,873
and I'm on board with that,
377
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:50,077
I got to respectfully say...
can we talk about this a second?
378
00:16:50,079 --> 00:16:53,247
No. I can't afford to know
these people as people.
379
00:16:53,249 --> 00:16:55,883
- I'm running a business here.
- But they are people.
380
00:16:55,885 --> 00:16:59,754
If I make an exception for every
sad story, where does it end?
381
00:17:00,205 --> 00:17:02,006
Have you looked at this building?
382
00:17:02,008 --> 00:17:04,342
If you live here, you have a sad story.
383
00:17:05,428 --> 00:17:07,399
And now I rely on this building
384
00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:09,182
to survive. That's my sad story.
385
00:17:09,682 --> 00:17:13,721
We are this close to
having a working fountain.
386
00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:16,771
I'm done talking.
387
00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:19,323
Evict him, or I'll
find somebody who will.
388
00:17:19,325 --> 00:17:20,858
Well, then...
389
00:17:22,463 --> 00:17:23,945
I quit.
390
00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:27,915
I may hate my job, but I
don't have to hate myself.
391
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:30,701
And by the way, whatever part of you
392
00:17:30,703 --> 00:17:33,037
that's comfortable throwing
a blind man out on the street
393
00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:35,873
is maybe the part your
husband ran screaming from.
394
00:17:37,371 --> 00:17:40,211
I'm sorry, I know this screws
us, but I just couldn't do it.
395
00:17:40,213 --> 00:17:42,113
No, no, no, don't be sorry.
396
00:17:42,138 --> 00:17:45,954
I'm so glad you didn't let her
turn you into a horrible person.
397
00:17:46,302 --> 00:17:48,532
Well, back into one.
398
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:52,844
And maybe we end up crashing
at Adam's for a while.
399
00:17:52,869 --> 00:17:54,118
Totally.
400
00:17:54,277 --> 00:17:55,939
Sure.
401
00:17:57,197 --> 00:17:59,197
I'm not heartless.
402
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:01,743
I just don't know what
the hell I'm doing.
403
00:18:01,986 --> 00:18:04,306
I'm alone, I'm scared.
404
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,084
I haven't worked in 32 years,
405
00:18:07,109 --> 00:18:09,486
and now I got to run this crap-box.
406
00:18:10,562 --> 00:18:13,780
I mean, is this who I am now?
407
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,775
No, no, it's not who you are.
408
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,217
It's just what you're doing on
the road to who you're gonna be.
409
00:18:21,212 --> 00:18:22,636
What?
410
00:18:22,638 --> 00:18:27,058
Okay, your husband left you, but
that's not Mr. Munson's fault.
411
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,642
Just like it's not your fault
412
00:18:28,644 --> 00:18:30,678
that I'm not doing what I want to do.
413
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,173
It made sense in the bathroom.
414
00:18:34,986 --> 00:18:39,312
Look, two strong, smart women like us
415
00:18:39,337 --> 00:18:41,796
can put our heads together and
come up with a reasonable plan
416
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,601
where you get the rent
you so richly deserve
417
00:18:43,626 --> 00:18:45,326
and he gets to keep his apartment.
418
00:18:46,618 --> 00:18:48,195
I'd be open to that.
419
00:18:48,673 --> 00:18:51,281
- Thank you.
- I'm not a monster.
420
00:18:51,306 --> 00:18:52,950
Though there is a kid on the third floor
421
00:18:52,952 --> 00:18:54,418
with a bunny that needs to go.
422
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,619
You got it, the kid's out of here.
423
00:18:55,621 --> 00:18:57,603
- I meant the bunny.
- Better.
424
00:18:58,374 --> 00:19:01,962
This is working out a
lot like Ski Academy.
425
00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:09,628
The discount card we found in the mail
426
00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:11,513
actually did work for
your prescription. Mm.
427
00:19:11,515 --> 00:19:14,865
The GoFundMe page
is... hanging in there.
428
00:19:16,099 --> 00:19:18,220
It might've helped if you hadn't
paraded around the building
429
00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:20,239
wearing a "No Fat Chicks" T-shirt.
430
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:24,302
Well, how the hell am I supposed
to know what my T-shirts say?
431
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:28,177
And for the record, I do like
a little meat on the bones.
432
00:19:29,427 --> 00:19:32,401
Well, I'll try and get the word out.
433
00:19:32,403 --> 00:19:35,287
- I'll also help you run errands so
you don't have to take a cab. - Mm.
434
00:19:35,289 --> 00:19:38,490
And Rita is willing to let you
pay off the back rent over time.
435
00:19:38,515 --> 00:19:42,013
Mm. So this Rita...
436
00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:43,996
is she a good-looking woman?
437
00:19:43,998 --> 00:19:46,740
- Yeah, she's very...
- What the hell?!
438
00:19:47,918 --> 00:19:49,918
You didn't tell me the
little one was here!
439
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,503
You want to give him a heart attack?
440
00:19:51,505 --> 00:19:53,722
You know he can't afford that.
441
00:20:01,841 --> 00:20:03,181
Yes!
442
00:20:07,732 --> 00:20:11,365
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