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�YOU WON'T ADMIT YOU LOVE ME
AND SO �
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�HOW AM I EVER TO KNOW YOU
ALWAYS TELL ME�
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�PERHAPS, PERHAPS, PERHAPS�
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�A MILLION TIMES I'VE ASKED YOU
AND THEN�
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�I ASK YOU OVER AGAIN, YOU
ONLY ANSWERED�
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�PERHAPS, PERHAPS, PERHAPS�
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F YOU CAN'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND UP
WE'LL NEVER GET STARTED�
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�AND I DON'T WIND UP BEING
PARTEDBROKEN HARTED�
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�SO IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME
SAY YES�
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�BUT IF YOU DON'T DEAR
CONFESS�
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�AND PLEASE DON'T TELL ME�
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�PERHAPS, PERHAPS, PERHAPS�
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�IF YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR
MIND UP�
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�WE'LL NEVER GET
STARTED�
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�AND I DON'T WIND UP BEING
PARTED BROKEN HARTED�
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�SO IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME
SAY YES�
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�BUT IF YOU DON'T DEAR
CONFESS�
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�AND PLEASE DON'T TELL ME�
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�PERHAPS, PERHAPS,
PERHAPS�
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�PERHAPS,
PERHAPS�
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�PERHAPS�
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If we renew our contract, we
will get a 14% discount.
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As the board's foreign language
committee rep, I recommend
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that we renew the Oui! contract
because of the excellence of
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the textbooks but also because
we will save the taxpayers
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valuable money.
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Thank you, Mr. Del Tufo.
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I now open the issue to the
public before we vote.
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Yes, Bernard.
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Thank you, Ms. Parikh.
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Unless the goals of this board
are for us students to become
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expatriates in Paris,
Montpellier, or some Franco
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African nation, it's
irresponsible to indoctrinate us
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with the French language.
As I stressed in 2014,
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Chinese is the language of the
future.
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I implore the board to fulfill
its elected civil duty
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and do what's in the best
interest of the students
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stop teaching French and
begin teaching Chinese!
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Let's put it to a vote then.
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All those infavor of renewing
our contract with Oui!
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say "ay." All those opposed say
"nay."
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"ay", "ay", "ay", "ay", "ay"
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The "ayes" have it.
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If my role is to be town crier,
so be it.
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I will inform my fellow citizens
of this deprivation of duty
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in an op-ed.
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Our next order of business is
the awarding of our future
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leaders of Livingston.
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This is what happens when you
teach French!
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C'est la vie.
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Your coming down ten.
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C'mon ten.
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Good evening, Grandpa.
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How was the meeting?
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As usual, it was an insult
to reason.
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You should accompany me sometime
and lecture these amateur
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officiants on true public
service.
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No thank you.
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I couldn't stand the
indigestion I get
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from watching those
nincompoops
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who replace your grandmother
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Welp, I just lost. You want to
play the winner?
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Do wish I had a moment to spare
but I must reside to my room
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to draft a fulminating letter
in regards to the board's
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continuously sinister
appropriations.
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Well find a little time to do
your homework.
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Priorities, Grandpa.
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To all concerned citizens,
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of The Township of Livingston
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The time to be apathetic has
ceased.
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Rise up and join me in fighting
the policies
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of the Board of Education.
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Rise up.
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[Speaking Latin]
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Good morning.
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Morning, sweetie.
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How'd you sleep?
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I slept fine. And you?
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Glad one of us slept.
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Oh, did you see the skirt I
brought home from set?
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Yeah, I did. Thank you.
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The show's stylist says it is
very popular with teenagers.
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I thought maybe you'd like
to wear it to school today.
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I like it a lot, but I think I'm
gonna stick with jeans.
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They're are little bit more
comfortable to study in.
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Alright, maybe on the weekend.
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or my next recital or something.
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No, I'm not going to call
him back.
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You tell him the role is the
rapist and if he doesn't want
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to play it. There's a thousand
actors in New York
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who would love to have
'Law and Order' SVU
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on their credits. What's next?
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That's it for your to-do list.
Anything else?
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What's the call time tonight?
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8:15
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We got to move Mariska's
call back by 30 minutes
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he's gotta another Joyful Heart
Fundraiser.
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What's next?
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No I'm not going to L.A.
We weren't even nominated.
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I only do awards shows
I'm going to win.
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Morning, Bernard.
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I have an op-ed that cannot
be ignored.
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We have a lot of
submissions this week.
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I can't guarantee it can
get into the publication.
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I implore you to do your best.
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Save the diatribes about
the farmers market
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and spaying local pets for
a time when the future
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of this town isn't in jeopardy.
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Well, I see what I can do.
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I may have to cut it a little
for space.
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if edits are mandatory, I leave
it to your journalistic wisdom
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to harness the true
spirit of the piece.
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Thank you Bernard.
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I bid you good day.
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Bye, bye.
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Hello, junior class.
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I'd like to remind
everyone that the student
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council meets after school
every other Tuesday.
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During the first two marking
periods we had pretty low
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attendance, so hopefully we can
pick it up for the rest of the
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year. And if you have any
suggestions for myself
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or any other elected officer
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please fill out an suggestion
sheet.
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and put it the box in the
library.
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Thank you everyone and
good luck today.
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Thank you Veronica.
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As you all know.
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Today you will be receiving
your class ranking
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from 1 to 382.
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Based on your freshman
and sophomore year G.P.A.'s
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As well as your G.P.A. from the
first two marking periods
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of this year.
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if your last name begins
with "A" through "G"
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please see Mrs. Greenberg at
the front of the auditorium
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H through Q see me in the back.
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and R through Z, see Mr. Purdy
up here on stage.
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Good luck everybody.
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Neil Keller
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Anne Kimberg
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Klein
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Veronica Krauss.
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Drew Kunin
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John LaRue
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Number 2?
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Emma Lazareth
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I don't know what to tell you,
Veronica.
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You and the #1 ranked student
have identical transcripts
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except for the fact that he
or she got an A in gym
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in the second marking period of
your sophomore year and you got
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an A-minus.
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That marking period I had
tendinitis in my hand
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from writing thousands of thank
you letters on behalf
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of the Special Olympics.
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It hindered my ability to climb
the rope in gym.
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Furthermore, I was under the
impression that volunteering
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for the Special Olympics was
extra credit.
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But it wasn't.
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But it was implied that it was.
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Why else would I
have volunteered?
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ope because you like to help the
less fortunate.
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The year is not over
what if?
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What if #1 was to
get caught cheating?
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The ranks are final.
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Or to die? What if
they were to die?
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Veronica, we're not going
to wish harm to another student.
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There is absolutely nothing
we can do to change this.
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Principal Greely, I not sure
if you're aware this,
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I'm sorry Veronica.
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72% of white females accepted
to Yale University
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graduate #1 in
their class.
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and we grade on
a curve.
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By being #2, I have a 72%
chance
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of not getting into Yale.
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I need to #1.
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It's not up to me.
It's the system.
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Well the system sucks.
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I suck.
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#2 sucks.
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�upbeat music plays�
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Your total is $51.76.
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Would you like help out to
your car today, honey?
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No.
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Paper or plastic?
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Neither. I use canvas.
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Total is $16.14.
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That is correct.
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I did the tabulation in my head.
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and it concurs
with your register.
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Alright, thank you for shopping
at ShopRite.
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Thank you.
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However, I could not help but
notice you did not offer me
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assistance out to my vehicle.
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Is it because I am younger than
and more abled body
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than the previous customer?
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You're a new ShopRite employee,
aren't you?
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That's right.
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Is this your car?
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Yes.
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It's a bicycle.
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I will give you the benefit of
the doubt
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and assume you've never taken
physics
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because by putting all the
weight of the groceries on my
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my left handlebar you are
disturbing the equilibrium
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of my bicycle.
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By following proper riding laws,
as I always do
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I will surely veer to the left,
potentially causing harm
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to myself or to others
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Dude, what's your deal?
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I was merely trying to give
you a lesson in Newton's law.
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Good day.
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Next customer please.
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Salutations, Postal Worker
Wesley.
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B, man I told you,
just call me Wesley.
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May I have my mail
please?
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I misplaced my key.
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Sure. No problem.
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Something just came in
today, I think.
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Thank you.
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Booya! The China express has
arrived.
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[Speaking faux Chinese]
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That's not anything like
the language.
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I mean I just guessed.
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Next customer please.
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What mysteries have you
to say for yourself today,
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Tai-Yu, my peaceful rain?
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E-wo, hello, Bernard. I hope
you nice.
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I am now, Tai-Yu. I am now.
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What am I supposed to do,
Mom?
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Sweetie, on 'Law & Order' we
take real stories
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from actual headlines, if that
has taught me anything,
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taught me that sometimes
laws are wrong
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and they are gonna stay
wrong until someone brave
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enough comes along to
change them.
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if Middle East turbulence
continues as most Washington
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think-tanks predict,
will save taxpayers
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an exuberant amount of money.
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Thank you for your input.
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So, we'll look into
green bus companies.
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Furthermore, I'd like to propose
integrating
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a "Bikes and Books program"
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in which students are loaned
bicycles
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by the school district for
their educational commute.
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I thank you for your time.
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Any other new business?
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Yes.
Please come forward young lady.
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Your name please.
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Hi, my name is Veronica Krauss,
LHS Junior Class President.
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I would like to propose the
immediate abolishment
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of high school class ranking.
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Less than 35% of high schools
in the country
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currently use a ranking system.
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That's down 22% over
the last decade.
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and Livingston is in
the shrinking minority
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of schools left in the nation
who rank students.
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and I believe
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This crime wave is an epidemic.
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efore you continue, Mrs. Krauss,
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I should point out that we
debated this topic last year and
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the board voted 3 to 2
in favor of keeping class rank
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ard was comprised of the same 5
so I'm afraid it's a lost cause
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unless someone has changed their
Has anyone changed their minds?
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I'm sorry, Ms. Krauss. It looks
like class rank is here to stay.
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Is there any other new business?
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need to consider setting a date
this spring
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for the board of education
election.
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What we need to consider, are
bids on the refinishing of the
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e board room door, if Bernard is
gonna keep banging his bicycle
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into it.
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�melodic piano music plays�
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How was your meeting?
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It was okay.
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Okay with a question mark?
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Okay with a question mark
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Honey, what? Signal please.
Ok. slow down.
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i, Bernard. I was at the school
board meeting with you and
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and I saw what happened to
your bike.
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Do you want a ride home?
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I appreciate the offer.
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However I must decline as I've
vowed to keep my carbon
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footprint to a minimum.
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This is a hybrid.
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Bernard this is my mom. Mom
this is Bernard Flannigan.
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Nice to meet you.
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The feeling is mutual. You've
raised an excellent
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class president.
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Thank you. I'm very
proud of her.
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Where do you live, Bernard?
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On Longacre Drive. The street
behind Pepperidge Farms.
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Blinkers before we merge into
traffic.
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There you go.
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is it that you're a junior and
already have a driver's license?
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Were you held back a grade?
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No, I only have my learners
permit.
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That is the type of information
one should reveal before
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offering a ride.
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Don't worry, I'm a good driver.
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Slow down.
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Do you go to a lot of
board of ed meetings?
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I have not missed one since 2007
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What? You must have been a child
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I started attending board
meetings when I was 8 years old.
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My grandmother instilled in me
the importance of education.
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My house is up here on the
left.
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When was the last time
you cut your grass.
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Allowing nature to take
its course as a practice
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Is the world needs to
embrace.
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A thousand thank you's for
the ride.
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Of course.
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What an interesting
person. Is he smart?
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I'm not sure
what he is?
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�upbeat music plays�
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How come I always gotta
ride in the back?
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I'm sorry, Grandpa, but your days of piloting
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the Yellow Submarine have
passed.
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If proper bike lanes existed
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I don't have bike lanes,
you gotta have bike lanes.
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I'm currently working
on that agenda.
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(door bell rings)
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Good afternoon Bernard.
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I have brought you a
letter urging all Livingstonites
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to take the streets
in two-wheeled support
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of our Guatemalan cousins'
commuting program.
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Well I'll see if can find
space for it on the op-ed page.
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00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,277
Would your Grandfather like
something to drink?
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pa would you like a refreshment?
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00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,384
I believe the Editor-In-Chief
is concerned you may
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suffer a stroke.
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00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,589
No thank you ma'am.
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00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,723
No thank you.
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What's he reading?
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What are you reading?
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'Rome Before the Ruins'
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Han Amera
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I love Rome.
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00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,437
Should've seen it before
it was ruined.
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00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,738
Haha.
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00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,346
Are there any more questions
I can assist you with?
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00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,515
No. I don't think so.
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00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,450
Then I bid you a good day.
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00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,618
Good day Bernard.
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00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,766
Bernard door bell.
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Bernard
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e don't want girl scout cookies.
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Um.
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00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:54,252
Actually, it's a cake.
And it's free.
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00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,788
Free? Why?
What's in it?
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00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,725
ocolate chip swirl with walnuts.
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00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,446
Walnuts?
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00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:06,596
My wife was a wonderful baker.
She used to make a cake
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00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,865
just like that.
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00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,370
She always used butter
cream frosting.
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00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,380
Needs more walnuts.
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00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,614
Got it.
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00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:28,419
Chi-na New Year arr-ive.
Year of the red fire monkey.
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00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:32,423
Bernard... the baker.
Says she knows you.
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00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:41,299
Hi. Sorry to just drop
by like this.
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00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,436
Please come in and remove your
footwear.
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00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,814
May I offer you glass lactose
free milk?
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00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,782
I'm ok.
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00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:02,086
This actually is not a
social visit.
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00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:05,456
I'm here to propose
an idea to you.
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00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,798
May I take a seat?
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00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:20,671
I'd like you to run for
the Livingston board
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00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:21,806
of education.
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00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,610
Excuse me?
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00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:27,378
Both Ms. Parikh and Mr. Del
Tufo
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are running unopposed for the
re-election this May.
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00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:33,084
and I 'm sure you know
their polcies are well
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00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:35,453
adrift from center
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00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:37,755
but you could be springboard
for new ideas.
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00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,623
I mean wouldn't you
like to see change?
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00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,493
I'm not sure if you're aware,
Veronica, but I'm only sixteen
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years of age.
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00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,162
No, that's ok.
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00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:46,496
There's no age minimum to be
a board member.
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00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,832
I checked the bylaws.
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00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:51,469
May I ask why you don't run
yourself?
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00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,704
You're the president of our
class therefore clearly
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an adept politician.
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00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,709
The board of education is a
four year commitment
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and if I won, I couldn't
go away to college.
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00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,446
I see.
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00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,917
So if I won, I couldn't go
away to college either?
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00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,655
You were planning on
going away to college?
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00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:12,857
The thought had crossed my
mind, yes.
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00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,525
Of course it had.
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00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:20,498
What if you...um
took a year off?
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Studies show that students
who take a gap year
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between high school and
college
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do even better when
they return to school
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if I was required to stay in
New Jersey,
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00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,108
I could not only pursue
higher education at one
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00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,477
of the Garden State's
fine schools but also
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00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,679
continue to look after my
grandfather.
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00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:39,617
Exactly. Plus you'd make
your grandma proud.
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00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,419
I mean you did
say she instilled in you
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00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,487
the importance of
education... right?
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00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,429
What did the girl
want?
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00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,435
She ask me to run
for the board of education.
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00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,970
Haha... and?
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00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:06,577
And... I'm going to
heed the call
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00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,979
You're sure?
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00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:11,849
No.
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00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:14,652
Good. That's the correct answer.
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00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,221
�UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS�
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00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:18,655
Hello sir.
How are you today?
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00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,592
O.k. first order of business.
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00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:23,727
We need to submit a petition
with over a 200
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00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,463
signatures to city
council.
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00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,732
My circle of acquaintances
is slightly under that
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00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:29,867
threshold.
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00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:33,704
Well, that's why you
have a campaign manager.
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00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,745
Excuse me, ShopRite shopper,
may I ask if you are
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00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:42,746
of voting age?
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00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:44,615
Haha... you're sweet.
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00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:46,951
I thank you for the compliment.
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00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,819
May I trouble you to
sign my petition
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00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,788
to campaign for the
Livingston Board of Education?
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00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,491
Ah, yeah., of course.
420
00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:57,628
interested in being informed of
several policies
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00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:58,762
I plan to champion?
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00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:02,900
I'm sorry but I can't now.
I've got ice cream in my cart.
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00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,702
e melting of your dairy products
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00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:05,836
is not more important
than the future
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00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,505
education of your child.
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00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,508
We understand you're
very busy
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00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:11,876
so thank you so much
for your signature.
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00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:12,877
Have a good day.
429
00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,512
No.. we don't.
430
00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:17,882
Why did you cut me off
just then?
431
00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:19,883
I was going to give her
a quick ten minute summary
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00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:21,836
of our campaign policies.
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00:25:21,837 --> 00:25:23,787
Because she didn't seem
interested in our policies.
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00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:26,557
Well I admit I am a neophyte
in the field of campaigning
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00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,659
but do we really want
the support of the apathetic?
436
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,928
Yes, that is how
elections are won.
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00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:32,563
Very well then.
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00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:34,999
Let's proceed.
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00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:38,068
Excuse me, ShopRite shopper,
would you like to be the change
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00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:38,969
you want to see in the world?
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00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,104
I have no change.
442
00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:44,675
I was quoting Mahatma Gandhi,
not asking for nickels.
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00:25:46,812 --> 00:25:48,546
What are you guys doing
here?
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00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:50,814
I'm collecting signatures
to campaign
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00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,016
for the board of
education.
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00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,851
I hope to be a breath of fresh
air
447
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:55,685
to the Livingston educational
regime.
448
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,105
Sweet.
449
00:25:58,106 --> 00:26:00,156
It's like the Arab Spring
right here in Livingston
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00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:03,694
Let me give you my
JOHN DOE
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00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:10,834
Good luck with the
campaign bro.
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00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,102
Thank you.
453
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,640
How often do
you come here?
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00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:20,010
Whenever my grandfather needs
ingredients for a recipe.
455
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,646
He's quite an accomplished chef
but
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00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,615
he detests supermarkets.
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00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,786
Let us continue.
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00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:10,694
You're running for the
board of education?
459
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,966
I have shoes older
than you.
460
00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:21,805
Hey are you sure
you don't want anything?
461
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,041
I'm sure on multiple levels.
462
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,777
To name 4. I don't
sh to begin a caffeine addiction
463
00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,013
2. I'm on a very strict budget.
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00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:31,649
3. I don't see a sign
guaranteeing this premium
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00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,150
coffee has not been
labored at slave wages.
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00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,352
And fourthly, I do
not support the
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00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,254
globalization of mega
conglomerates.
468
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,924
But Starbucks is the only coffee
shop in town.
469
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,861
So what is the focal
point of this meeting?
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00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:47,865
Okay there's a few things.
Item one, finances.
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00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,199
In order to run a proper
campaign, we're
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00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,668
going to need money.
473
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:52,903
How much are you willing
to spend on advertising?
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00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:55,773
I presently survive on an
allowance that is,
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00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:58,793
let us say, meager
rather than generous.
476
00:27:58,794 --> 00:28:01,812
Ok I guess I can charge the
photocopying and art supplies
477
00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:04,298
to my credit card.
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00:28:04,299 --> 00:28:04,848
You have a credit card?
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00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,750
Ok item two?
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00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,252
Your name?
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00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,088
What's wrong with
my name?
482
00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:15,159
It's too formal. From now
on we're gonna call you
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00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:16,721
Bernie.
484
00:28:16,722 --> 00:28:17,748
Bernie?!
-Yeah Bernie.
485
00:28:17,749 --> 00:28:18,775
That sounds like a
486
00:28:18,776 --> 00:28:19,802
Sesame Street character.
487
00:28:19,803 --> 00:28:20,829
And those characters
are very likeable.
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00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:25,703
Item three:
your appearance.
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00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,972
-Pardon me.
-We need to fix your hair
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00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,241
and you're gonna need
to lose the braces Bernie.
491
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:34,311
I will do no such thing.
And don't call me Bernie!
492
00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:38,415
Congratulations to the LHS
boys soccer team
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00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,784
who beat Randolph
3-0 last night
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00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:42,186
thanks to two goals by
Robbie McLoud and
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00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:43,854
one by David Bonder.
496
00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:45,990
The Bears , who are ranked 7th
in the Star Ledger, are off
497
00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:48,125
to a blazing start this season.
498
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,259
Back to you, Zev.
499
00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:51,095
Thanks, Julia.
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00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:53,447
This morning we have a
special announcement
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00:28:53,448 --> 00:28:55,798
from Junior class
president Veronica Krauss.
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00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:01,071
Good morning, Bears. I'd like
to ask you to come
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00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,741
to the cafeteria today and
meet Bernie Flannigan,
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00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:05,509
our fellow Bear who is running
for the Livingston Board of
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00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:06,844
education.
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00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,952
Hello fellow students.
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00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:18,088
Bernie is finished asking
508
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,023
Look at Barf-nard's haircut.
509
00:29:20,025 --> 00:29:22,025
Gross.
510
00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:24,962
So please come to the
cafeteria today
511
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:26,163
to meet our future
representative on
512
00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:27,198
the Board of Education.
513
00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:28,232
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
514
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:39,176
Thanks Veronica. Um so
what's next?
515
00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:58,061
You can get us some
new uniforms?
516
00:29:58,063 --> 00:30:00,164
Actually, I don t think there
will be room in the budget
517
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:02,065
for athletic fashion upgrades.
518
00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:05,569
What Bernie means is that it
isn't one of his main campaign
519
00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,938
issues. However he'll
definitely look into getting
520
00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:08,939
new uniforms.
521
00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:15,913
Why would you make such a claim
about wasting valuable funds
522
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,047
on modern day barbarianism?
523
00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:19,566
We are gonna need every
vote we can get.
524
00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:22,084
I didn't make any promises
to the football player.
525
00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:23,520
I just said we'd "look into it".
526
00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:24,922
That's what politicians always
say.
527
00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:28,091
Plus, the only issue the
football players reallycare
528
00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:29,092
out are football related issues.
529
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:37,935
Hey, can we get cigarette
vending machines?
530
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,203
I'll look into it.
531
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,239
I'm holding you
to that.
532
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,107
Make sure you tell
your parents to vote.
533
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:46,910
I hate my parents.
534
00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:57,321
Bernie, do you know
the Bollywood crowd?
535
00:30:57,623 --> 00:30:59,990
I m familiar with the work of
Sonam Kapoor.
536
00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:02,526
She was marvelous in Aisha.
537
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,961
I'm talking about the
Bollywood kids in our grade.
538
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:08,065
The ones sitting over
there, staring at us.
539
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:14,204
Yes, I know them. They're in my
AP Chemistry class.
540
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:18,609
Haha...
541
00:31:18,611 --> 00:31:20,611
You are too funny.
542
00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:22,079
I can't...
543
00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:26,884
That was not meant
to be funny. I was...
544
00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:28,151
Seriously stop, your...
545
00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:29,603
�UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS�
546
00:31:29,604 --> 00:31:31,054
You're too much. Ok let's
go.
547
00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:39,162
If you don't mind me asking,
why were you acting
548
00:31:39,164 --> 00:31:40,642
like an unstable person?
549
00:31:40,643 --> 00:31:42,121
Bernie, you're a politician.
550
00:31:42,122 --> 00:31:43,600
You need to
seem more -- human.
551
00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:44,695
-Human?
-People want to vote
552
00:31:44,696 --> 00:31:45,789
for someone they'd
like to have
553
00:31:45,790 --> 00:31:46,883
a beer with.
554
00:31:46,884 --> 00:31:47,977
But I would never
drink beer.
555
00:31:47,978 --> 00:31:49,071
Alcohol
kills brain cells
556
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:50,991
and legally I can't
drink for 5 more years.
557
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,909
all I'm saying is that it
can't hurt fto make people think
558
00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:54,144
you can make girls
laugh.
559
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:58,015
Of course I can make
girls laugh.
560
00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:04,187
[SPEAKING MANDARIN]
561
00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:48,065
The Cornish hen is divine
Grandpa.
562
00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:51,101
How've your grades
been the marking quarter?
563
00:32:52,037 --> 00:32:54,071
Grades are so trivial.
564
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:56,440
These days I'm focused on
my campaign
565
00:32:58,744 --> 00:32:59,910
for the Board of Education.
566
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,077
Question is why
are you doing this?
567
00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:03,981
2 years you'll be going
off to college.
568
00:33:05,017 --> 00:33:07,384
If I m elected, I promise
to attend the
569
00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:09,386
finest university
within a commutable
570
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,188
distance from Livingston.
571
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,989
many of the top universities
in the country are in the
572
00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,324
nation are in the
New York/New Jersey
573
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,392
metropolitan area.
574
00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:16,460
Who's gonna vote
for you?
575
00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:19,997
According to my campaign
manager as many people
576
00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:21,131
as I can get.
577
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:25,002
We had differing opinions
on this matter
578
00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:26,069
but I bowed to her wisdom.
579
00:33:26,071 --> 00:33:30,140
Does she have a Ph.D. in
political science?
580
00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:34,144
Did she teach at one
of New Jersey's finest
581
00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,146
institutions of higher
learning?
582
00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:44,521
Did she work as consultant
for Michael Dukakis in 1988?
583
00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:53,130
No, but she has a
credit card.
584
00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:57,034
Haha.... right.
585
00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:59,369
That's what politics are
today... money.
586
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:02,439
I hope I have
not hurt your feelings.
587
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,442
I can get over it
if you play shuffle
588
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:07,110
board with me tomorrow.
589
00:34:12,317 --> 00:34:12,899
You have a
deal.
590
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:13,482
Have a nice
day.
591
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:18,588
Hey, you think like six of my
friends and I can share a room
592
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:20,874
so we pay less?
593
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:23,159
Unfortunately not. We signed a
contract with the lodge
594
00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,128
to abide by all their rules
and regulations.
595
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:27,330
-That blows.
-Yeah
596
00:34:27,332 --> 00:34:29,566
Make sure you sign the
waiver form on the back page.
597
00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:32,436
What kind of skis do
you have?
598
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:33,336
Dynastar Speed Cross.
599
00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:37,107
The vertical sidewalls on
those give the skis excellent
600
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:39,409
edge grip and balance. However,
for an all-mountain
601
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:40,811
ski I find the bindings
to be sub-par
602
00:34:40,813 --> 00:34:43,280
compared to the
Atomic Blackeye Ti.
603
00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:47,484
The Atomics are pretty
dope. Catch you later, Bernie.
604
00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:52,222
-You ski?
- Of course.
605
00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:54,191
I was an East Coast Junior
Olympian in kindergarten.
606
00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:55,792
My parents coached
the team until
607
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,094
they were killed
by an avalanche.
608
00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:02,365
Your parents were
killed by an avalanche?
609
00:35:02,367 --> 00:35:05,368
Yes, unfortunately
avalanche balloons
610
00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:07,504
weren't commonplace in
2006.
611
00:35:11,176 --> 00:35:12,142
Do you ski?
612
00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:16,546
Um. No, but my dad's been
saying for years
613
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:18,248
that he's gonna take me
to Tahoe.
614
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,250
There's plenty of great
mountains
615
00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:22,286
on the East Coast as well.
616
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:24,321
Yeah, but he lives
in California.
617
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,493
Veronica, if you don't ski,
why are you
618
00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:31,751
organizing the ski trip?
619
00:35:31,752 --> 00:35:34,008
Because it'll look good
on my transcript to Yale.
620
00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:36,265
I organize activities all the
time that I have no interest in.
621
00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:37,951
So Yale is your
top choice?
622
00:35:37,952 --> 00:35:39,535
Yeah. They have by far the
most renowned
623
00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,238
history program in the country.
624
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:44,241
I didn't realize you
were a history buff.
625
00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:45,999
Actually, I find history to be pretty boring.
626
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,756
It's just that history is the
best major to have
627
00:35:47,757 --> 00:35:49,513
when applying to law school.
628
00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:51,532
So you want to be
a lawyer?
629
00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:53,550
No. I want to be a
Supreme Court Justice.
630
00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:55,797
That's a very impressive
career goal.
631
00:35:55,798 --> 00:35:58,043
I personally believe
the Supreme Court
632
00:35:58,044 --> 00:36:00,289
is the most influential
branch of our democracy.
633
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,543
Did you know that every
member on the
634
00:36:02,544 --> 00:36:03,927
current Supreme Court
bench graduated from either
635
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,428
Harvard or Yale?
636
00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:07,063
If I go to both, I'll be on a
great path
637
00:36:07,064 --> 00:36:08,697
towards the Supreme Court.
638
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:11,435
I thought Justice Ginsburg
graduated from Columbia?
639
00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:14,171
She did but she actually
started law school
640
00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:16,439
at Harvard and then
transferred to Columbia.
641
00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:18,375
She was the first woman ever
to be on
642
00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:20,310
the Harvard Law Review
and the Columbia Law Review.
643
00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:22,034
I have no doubt you'll
be successful in your
644
00:36:22,035 --> 00:36:23,757
venture.
645
00:36:23,758 --> 00:36:25,480
However, a word of advice for
when you are
646
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,616
on the Supreme Court.
647
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:30,187
Never accept a Coke
from Clarence Thomas.
648
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:34,191
Haha... You're gross, Bernie.
649
00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:36,560
Do you think Barf-nard
and Virgin-ica are
650
00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:37,727
actually dating?
651
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:40,230
I just ate lunch.
652
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,199
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
653
00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:46,469
Good afternoon Bernard.
654
00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:48,021
I have a
list of grievances.
655
00:36:48,022 --> 00:36:49,572
Not unlike Martin
Luther's 95 Theses
656
00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:51,741
This is very heavy.
657
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:55,278
I estimate it will take up
roughly 6 pages of newsprint.
658
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,981
I only have 10 pages
of newsprint.
659
00:36:57,983 --> 00:37:00,550
In your hand you possess my
official
660
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,419
declaration of candidacy
the Livingston
661
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:03,587
Board of Education.
662
00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:10,060
Your running for the
Board of Education?
663
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,628
What does your grandfather
feel about your candidacy?
664
00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:14,664
Well, local politics is
not his forte.
665
00:37:14,967 --> 00:37:16,666
He much
prefers shuffleboard.
666
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:21,271
I'd like to try shuffleboard
someday.
667
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:24,541
[BELL RINGS]
668
00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:28,245
Salutations, Post Worker Wesley.
669
00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:29,746
First class international
mail please.
670
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,414
Here's my customs form.
671
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:32,682
Alright.
672
00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:36,319
B, we go through this
every time, man.
673
00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:38,622
You should use a padded
envelope to protect your tape.
674
00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:40,523
Out of principle I refuse
to pay extra
675
00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:43,360
money for air wrapped
in non recyclable plastic.
676
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:48,765
Okay, but I can hook you up
with some bubble wrap.
677
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:52,702
Something your special lady
will enjoy just popping.
678
00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:00,710
Let me get you another one.
679
00:38:02,347 --> 00:38:03,880
Yeah. There you go.
680
00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:09,386
I'm really glad you're not
just emailing your lady.
681
00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:12,055
There's something special
about receiving that letter
682
00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:14,408
in the mail.
683
00:38:14,409 --> 00:38:16,760
It's like the first time
you see a baby deer born.
684
00:38:17,329 --> 00:38:19,529
He shoots right out of his
mom and all that little stuff
685
00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:21,665
falls out and gets messy
everywhere.
686
00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:23,667
Can't buy that feeling.
687
00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:26,770
And email just doesn't
cut it.
688
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,306
Agreed.
689
00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:31,063
Also, I don't wish to share the
contents of our relationship
690
00:38:31,064 --> 00:38:32,819
with the NSA.
691
00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:34,575
Yeah, you shouldn't
cause they're watching.
692
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,413
They're watching
right now.
693
00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:41,484
Put the fluff down Bernard.
694
00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,586
Start stretching
695
00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:44,554
[KNOCK AT THE DOOR]
696
00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:47,824
Jehovahs
697
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:50,694
Actually, I believe that maybe
guest Iinvited over.
698
00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:53,563
We have a game bud.
699
00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:56,333
Hello, Bernard.
700
00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:58,668
I hope I'm not to
early.
701
00:38:58,837 --> 00:38:59,869
Please come in.
702
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,338
Thank you.
703
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,474
Grandpa, this is the
editor-in-chief of
704
00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,159
the Livingston Weekly.
705
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,843
Editor-In-Chief, this is
my grandfather, Oswald.
706
00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:10,780
Madam
707
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,416
Very pleased to me you.
708
00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:15,719
What's in the bag?
709
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,354
Ice cream
710
00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:20,757
You churn it yourself?
711
00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:23,460
No, my friends Ben & Jerry.
712
00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:26,830
What kind of ice cream?
713
00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:29,499
Chocolate chip cookie dough.
714
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,768
That's my grandfather's
third favorite kind.
715
00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:33,370
Fourth.
716
00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:35,094
Pay him no heed.
He thinks vanilla and
717
00:39:35,095 --> 00:39:36,817
vanilla-bean should
be categorized separately.
718
00:39:36,818 --> 00:39:38,540
-They should be.
-They should be.
719
00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:43,847
Shall I put it in the freezer?
720
00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:45,749
Yes please, right through here.
721
00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:46,883
Thanks.
722
00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:52,689
What's going on?
723
00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:56,659
Every woman comes here, wants
to bring us sweets.
724
00:39:57,396 --> 00:39:59,462
It is the year of the
monkey.
725
00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:11,174
It appears my grandson
brought hustler to our yard
726
00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:13,777
You must be on the
shuffleboard circuit.
727
00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:16,546
I swear this is my first time.
728
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:17,647
So you re a natural?
729
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:19,449
In some ways.
730
00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:22,552
I was gonna take it
easy on you.
731
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:23,953
What a sap.
732
00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:30,560
Hello
733
00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:36,966
-Your grandchild
-Does Bernard play?
734
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:37,901
Huh?
735
00:40:37,903 --> 00:40:39,536
Does Bernard play?
736
00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:43,573
I would say barely to that
question
737
00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:46,910
He's usually to busy
with his extracurriculars.
738
00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:53,650
I'm finished.
739
00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:58,221
Wow. I had no idea that you
were an artist.
740
00:40:58,223 --> 00:40:59,722
Hardly.
741
00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:02,592
Painting is merely my preferred
mandatory school elective.
742
00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:06,229
Which is yours?
743
00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:10,834
I like orchestra.
I play the violin.
744
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,705
Just like former Supreme
Court Justice Abe Fortas.
745
00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:17,540
Yeah.
746
00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:25,482
So, what is
our next campaign maneuver?
747
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:27,817
Okay we need to get the posters
around town and get your name
748
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,486
out there.
749
00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:32,205
What are the five most highly
trafficked spots in Livingston?
750
00:41:32,206 --> 00:41:34,923
I would
venture to guess... the mall.
751
00:41:36,228 --> 00:41:37,560
ShopRite.
752
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,496
Drugstore.
753
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:40,864
Post office.
754
00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:42,565
and the hospital.
755
00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,584
Maybe we skip the hospital.
756
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:46,602
I don't want people to associate
Bernie Flannigan
757
00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:47,670
with emergency rooms.
758
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,607
[SIRENS ALARM]
759
00:41:51,877 --> 00:41:53,042
That seems prudent.
760
00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:54,511
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
761
00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:58,615
Bernard. Jehovas.
762
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:04,521
You know, your yard could use
some T-L-C.
763
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:05,989
Ma'am
764
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,893
Tender loving care.
765
00:42:13,832 --> 00:42:15,732
Hey, who's that?
766
00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:19,936
That's Tai-Yu.
My Aurora Borealis.
767
00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:22,522
You have a girlfriend?
768
00:42:22,523 --> 00:42:24,740
Yes, I am in a committed,
long distance,
769
00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,543
loving, monogamous
relationship.
770
00:42:26,545 --> 00:42:29,679
Oh. How'd you guys
meet?
771
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,549
We have been pen-pals
since the fourth grade.
772
00:42:32,551 --> 00:42:34,017
It was a social studies
assignment.
773
00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:36,052
Yeah, in Mr. Dubrow's class?
774
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,988
Exactly. Your pen-pal
was from Finland.
775
00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,857
I believe her
name was Evilina.
776
00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:42,625
-Avalina.
-Avalina.
777
00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:45,161
You were in that class?
778
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,964
I sat directly behind you.
779
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:50,633
Your side ponytail was
a constant hindrance
780
00:42:50,635 --> 00:42:51,868
to seeing the black board.
781
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:57,006
You remember
my side ponytail?
782
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:01,578
Cool
783
00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:13,256
Hey honey.
784
00:43:14,659 --> 00:43:16,059
Did you two have fun?
785
00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:18,361
Yeah, I think so.
786
00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:19,929
It was kinda hard to
tell with Bernie.
787
00:43:22,601 --> 00:43:25,335
Mom, what do you think about
long distance relationships?
788
00:43:25,337 --> 00:43:26,936
Let me put it like this
789
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:30,640
Everyone I know who's
moved from New York to LA
790
00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:33,042
for their career, has wound up
ending it with their
791
00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:34,010
significant other.
792
00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:39,749
So they usually never
ever work out?
793
00:43:40,151 --> 00:43:42,118
Didn't for me and
your dad.
794
00:43:50,895 --> 00:43:53,329
Whoa, I like this portrait.
795
00:43:53,331 --> 00:43:56,633
It's like Singer Sargent
meets Edward Hopper.
796
00:43:57,769 --> 00:44:00,003
You're familiar with the
20th century
797
00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:00,970
American realism movement?
798
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,438
Yeah, I studied it in college.
799
00:44:02,439 --> 00:44:03,905
[HORN BLOWS]
800
00:44:03,908 --> 00:44:05,174
C'mon sweetie.
801
00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:06,776
That's my mom. I've got to go.
I have a violin lesson.
802
00:44:06,777 --> 00:44:08,377
Bye you guys.
803
00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:09,712
Bye.
804
00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:14,183
How was your
day?
805
00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:18,054
Dude your girlfriend
is pretty chill.
806
00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:20,757
She's actually my
campaign manager.
807
00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:22,725
My girlfriend
lives in China.
808
00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:27,363
China? Out of site,
out of mind, bro.
809
00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:29,899
Condoms on aisle six, if you
know what I mean.
810
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:39,208
Bernie, bro, you were
so right about the
811
00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:41,010
Dynastar bindings.
812
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,379
I hope you heal quickly.
813
00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:46,849
Thanks, man. I'm definitely
taking your advice next year.
814
00:44:47,686 --> 00:44:50,187
How much are
the candy-grams?
815
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,689
ne is two dollars. Two are three
dollars. Three are four dollars.
816
00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:54,023
The more you buy,
the more you save.
817
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:55,792
I ll take two.
818
00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:58,895
There you go.
819
00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:00,029
Thank you.
820
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:03,833
By the way, Bernie,
I told my parents to
821
00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:04,801
vote for you bro.
822
00:45:04,936 --> 00:45:05,935
Thank you.
823
00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:07,070
You got it.
824
00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,978
Would you like to buy a
candy gram?
825
00:45:16,781 --> 00:45:18,781
Unfortunately I dont
have two dollars to
826
00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:19,749
spare today.
827
00:45:20,118 --> 00:45:23,953
Well, this one is on me.
828
00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:28,725
Feel free to give it to
whoever you want.
829
00:45:35,834 --> 00:45:37,517
[BELL RINGS]
830
00:45:37,518 --> 00:45:39,201
This Friday night the drama club
is putting on a musical
831
00:45:39,204 --> 00:45:42,739
adaptation of
Stanley Kubrick's
832
00:45:42,741 --> 00:45:45,274
seminal film F ull Metal Jacket
833
00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:47,810
tickets are five dollars
at the door
834
00:45:47,812 --> 00:45:50,747
and I hope to see
you guys all there.
835
00:45:50,849 --> 00:45:51,981
Thanks.
836
00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:53,883
Thank you, Jared.
837
00:45:53,885 --> 00:45:55,351
Emily your up next.
838
00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:58,988
Mr. Ruble cellphones away
Please you know better
839
00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:00,623
than that.
840
00:46:00,624 --> 00:46:02,257
Hey, I heard you're having
a party after the play.
841
00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:05,828
It's sort of just for
the cast of the show
842
00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:08,231
but I guess anyone can come.
843
00:46:08,767 --> 00:46:09,899
Great.
844
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:13,102
Can I come?
845
00:46:14,773 --> 00:46:16,139
Sure.
846
00:46:23,915 --> 00:46:24,914
You look cute.
847
00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:25,982
Bye mom.
848
00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:27,116
Have fun.
849
00:46:29,254 --> 00:46:30,987
-Hello.
-Hi.
850
00:46:33,892 --> 00:46:36,859
Organizing a town hall meeting
was a great idea.
851
00:46:36,861 --> 00:46:37,827
Thank you.
852
00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:41,931
You can take your
helmet off now.
853
00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:48,304
Welcome to 'Nam.
854
00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:52,141
Thanks.
I brought pretzels.
855
00:46:52,944 --> 00:46:54,977
[PARTY MUSIC PLAYS]
856
00:46:58,082 --> 00:47:01,951
Whoa! What's up?
So youguys want some merlot?
857
00:47:01,953 --> 00:47:04,921
But alas, I shall pass
as I rode my bike here
858
00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:07,824
as a politician, cannot
risk getting a BUI.
859
00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:10,226
Right. You want
some, Veronica?
860
00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:13,162
Oh no I can't.
861
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:15,965
I made all student council
members sign a sobriety pact.
862
00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:21,037
-So.
-Alright, well you 2 have fun?
863
00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:23,406
-We will thanks
-Whoa!
864
00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:28,211
[PARTY MUSIC PLAYS]
865
00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:33,249
This isn't a town
hall meeting, is it?
866
00:47:33,251 --> 00:47:34,917
Technically it's a party.
867
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:38,955
So that's why you're
looking so stylish?
868
00:47:40,124 --> 00:47:44,861
Well yeah, I just thought
it could be
869
00:47:44,863 --> 00:47:47,129
a good chance to get
your face out there.
870
00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:52,201
I understand. So, who
should I put my
871
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,870
face in front of first?
872
00:47:53,872 --> 00:47:58,574
So my plan would be to close the
auxiliary gym and convert it
873
00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:01,210
into a meditation
garden slash greenhouse.
874
00:48:02,146 --> 00:48:06,282
Whoah, that sounds awesome.
875
00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:08,885
I believe it could be a great
escape between
876
00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:11,654
class periods. A place for
students to perform Tai Chi
877
00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:13,656
and have a safe haven
for inner reflection.
878
00:48:13,658 --> 00:48:15,358
And we could grow
some stuff in there.
879
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,226
Exactly, yes.
880
00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:20,129
I'm totally gonna tell my old
manto vote for you.
881
00:48:20,131 --> 00:48:21,264
Thanks bro.
882
00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:23,499
Good luck, bro.
883
00:48:24,168 --> 00:48:26,168
Are you in high school?
884
00:48:26,170 --> 00:48:27,904
I used to be.
885
00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:30,306
[PARTY MUSIC PLAYS]
886
00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:44,186
It just occured to me
that is our first Friday night
887
00:48:44,188 --> 00:48:45,187
out together.
888
00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:47,323
It's almost like a date.
889
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,092
Yes.
890
00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:53,296
Yes, I guess it almost is.
891
00:48:56,935 --> 00:48:59,168
Is it getting a little hot
in here to you?
892
00:49:00,672 --> 00:49:03,139
The warmth is probably
do to the clear
893
00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:05,091
fire law violation
894
00:49:05,092 --> 00:49:07,042
in this clearly
over capacity room.
895
00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:12,949
Maybe we should get
some fresh air.
896
00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:17,486
Actually, if you'll excuse me,
I need to use the facilities.
897
00:49:27,231 --> 00:49:29,231
Dorie... Dorie.
898
00:49:29,233 --> 00:49:30,967
It's Veronica
899
00:49:30,969 --> 00:49:32,101
-Veronica.
-Yeah.
900
00:49:32,103 --> 00:49:34,971
Did you bring Bernie here?
901
00:49:34,973 --> 00:49:36,539
Ah... yeah.
902
00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:38,975
Is he like your boyfriend?
903
00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:42,111
Not like offically or anything.
904
00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:44,113
Is it true that he was test
baby.
905
00:49:44,115 --> 00:49:45,982
I heard he was a narc.
906
00:49:45,984 --> 00:49:48,218
As if he was arrested in like
6th grade for hacking in to
907
00:49:48,219 --> 00:49:50,453
the F.B.I.'s website
or something
908
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:55,524
You guys are student
council reps.
909
00:49:55,526 --> 00:49:57,994
You're not supposed
to be drinking.
910
00:49:57,996 --> 00:50:00,329
Chill out, Veronica.
We're just having some fun.
911
00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,131
Maybe you're the narc.
912
00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:04,100
Did you check out her
chopsticks?
913
00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:09,472
�ACOUSTIC MUSIC PLAYS �
914
00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:27,289
What the hell is going here?
915
00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:30,226
Busted.
916
00:50:30,228 --> 00:50:31,394
Where's my son?
917
00:50:31,396 --> 00:50:33,062
I'm here mom.
918
00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:37,133
What in God's name
are you wearing?
919
00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:39,635
It's from a play
that I was in.
920
00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:43,406
Jesus Christ. I thought we
talked about his whole
921
00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:45,141
theater thing.
922
00:50:45,143 --> 00:50:46,108
Sorry.
923
00:50:46,110 --> 00:50:49,478
Excuse me, are you
the home owners?
924
00:50:50,114 --> 00:50:51,414
Perfect.
925
00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:55,151
May I suggest you place a
lastic bag weighted with pebbles
926
00:50:55,153 --> 00:50:58,087
into your toilet tank.
Displacing water in this manner
927
00:50:58,089 --> 00:51:00,322
allows you to save 5 to 10
gallons a day.
928
00:51:00,324 --> 00:51:03,592
It's good for the environment
and fiscally responsible.
929
00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,461
Who the hell are you?
930
00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:07,596
My name's Bernard Flannigan.
931
00:51:08,066 --> 00:51:10,166
I'm running for
the Board of Education.
932
00:51:12,336 --> 00:51:14,470
There's no need to worry
I sanitzed.
933
00:51:17,508 --> 00:51:21,210
Bye Veronica. Bye Bernie.
934
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:24,413
I believe that
went moderately well.
935
00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:30,619
Is it true you once hacked
into the FBI's website?
936
00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:33,355
Of course not.
937
00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:38,360
It was the EPA.
938
00:51:40,231 --> 00:51:42,131
�ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS�
939
00:51:51,609 --> 00:51:53,309
[POLICE SIRENS]
940
00:51:53,311 --> 00:51:55,277
Alright break it up
kids.
941
00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:03,219
Goodnight.
942
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:06,555
Goodnight.
943
00:52:11,395 --> 00:52:16,499
Mom, what's the best way
for me to make a friend
944
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:19,201
into more than a friend.
945
00:52:22,140 --> 00:52:25,141
Well, do you remember
when Haden got together
946
00:52:25,143 --> 00:52:26,542
with Benson?
947
00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:27,910
Yes.
948
00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:29,245
Of course.
949
00:52:29,247 --> 00:52:32,648
Of course Haden thought Benson
was beautiful and charming,
950
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:35,718
but he also found her to be
mysterious.
951
00:52:36,354 --> 00:52:39,355
she hadn't had a serious love
interest for 13 seasons.
952
00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:40,589
Don't aske me why.
953
00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:45,294
Anyway, Haden knew that it
would take a lot of work to
954
00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:47,229
get Benson to see him
in a romantic light
955
00:52:47,698 --> 00:52:49,732
He's willing to put in
that effort
956
00:52:51,235 --> 00:52:52,902
even if it meant stretching
the boundaries
957
00:52:52,904 --> 00:52:54,503
of their working relationship.
958
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,305
Like when he met
her at her favorite
959
00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:58,440
donut shop and wooed
her on her own home turf.
960
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,545
Does that make sense?
961
00:53:03,948 --> 00:53:05,281
Yeah.
962
00:53:07,451 --> 00:53:09,185
Yeah, I think so.
963
00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:15,624
[LAWN MOWER RUMBLES]
964
00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:28,737
What are you doing?
965
00:53:28,739 --> 00:53:30,706
Cutting your grass.
966
00:53:31,609 --> 00:53:34,443
I can see that!
But why?
967
00:53:34,445 --> 00:53:37,346
Because it'll help you fit
into the community better.
968
00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:39,648
It s another part of your
political self-transformation,
969
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,550
You know, like changing
your name
970
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:42,818
or restyling your hair.
971
00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:48,591
I appreciate the thought
but annihilating an ecosystem
972
00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:52,294
for political appearances is
not my modus operandi.
973
00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:58,467
Relax, look at the
yard.
974
00:53:58,469 --> 00:54:01,437
Needs a little TLC. That's
what she's doing.
975
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:02,538
TLC?
976
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:03,739
Yeah.
977
00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:08,477
Bernard think of it as a
controlled burn.
978
00:54:08,479 --> 00:54:10,379
You know what controlled
burn is?
979
00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:11,947
-Yes.
-Okay.
980
00:54:11,949 --> 00:54:13,782
It's when you put
fire to the forest
981
00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:15,028
I know what a controlled
burn is.
982
00:54:15,029 --> 00:54:16,273
So the vegetation, well
that's good.
983
00:54:16,274 --> 00:54:17,518
Yes okay so.
984
00:54:17,521 --> 00:54:21,390
Oh by the way. I found
this in your grass.
985
00:54:25,396 --> 00:54:26,528
Thank you.
986
00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:28,264
Of course.
987
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,267
Thank you ma'am.
988
00:54:47,685 --> 00:54:50,286
[MELODIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]
989
00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:17,613
Oh boy.
990
00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:23,752
That's enough of that.
991
00:55:25,089 --> 00:55:26,522
Why is it that we're always
meeting at
992
00:55:26,524 --> 00:55:28,457
this franchise I so disdain?
993
00:55:28,592 --> 00:55:29,725
cause you need to show the
community that
994
00:55:29,727 --> 00:55:31,393
you're one of them,
995
00:55:31,595 --> 00:55:34,596
Very well. Let's proceed.
996
00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:39,601
So, what is our first order of
business for today?
997
00:55:40,805 --> 00:55:43,539
Who do you think is the
prettiest girl in our class?
998
00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:47,343
I don't see how that relates
to the campaign.
999
00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:48,811
The meeting hasn't started
yet.
1000
00:55:50,614 --> 00:55:52,381
So who's the prettiest?
1001
00:55:54,752 --> 00:56:00,956
Beauty in itself is such an
abstract concept.
1002
00:56:04,362 --> 00:56:07,396
Well, you clearly like
Asians, right?
1003
00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:10,632
One could say I am a
connoisseur of more
1004
00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:12,368
ethnic women. Yes.
1005
00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:14,837
However, my palette isn't
always preferential
1006
00:56:14,839 --> 00:56:16,705
to the Asian continent.
1007
00:56:19,643 --> 00:56:21,643
Well what about me?
1008
00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:24,380
Do you think I'm
pretty?
1009
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:30,953
Yes, Veronica.
1010
00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:32,755
I think you have a
beautiful mind and
1011
00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:34,390
a beautiful body.
1012
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,162
So can we get back to the
campaign now
1013
00:56:40,164 --> 00:56:41,964
Yes of course.
1014
00:56:42,533 --> 00:56:46,435
Item one. Winning the support of
the Livingston Weekly.
1015
00:56:46,437 --> 00:56:48,170
The paper will be
endorsing two candidates.
1016
00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:50,172
It is imperative they
back you.
1017
00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:51,774
I believe I may have
inadvertently started
1018
00:56:51,776 --> 00:56:53,309
towards that goal, already.
1019
00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:54,843
Good. Now take it up
a notch.
1020
00:56:58,783 --> 00:57:02,551
Grandpa, what is on your
schedule this fine Saturday.
1021
00:57:03,421 --> 00:57:04,553
Saturday?
1022
00:57:07,425 --> 00:57:14,963
Breakfast, lunch, maybe a nap,
shuffleboard and dinner.
1023
00:57:15,533 --> 00:57:17,533
Could you squeeze a voyage
to the cinema
1024
00:57:17,535 --> 00:57:19,168
somewhere into your
hectic itinerary?
1025
00:57:19,170 --> 00:57:22,638
Can you promise me
it won't be 3-D?
1026
00:57:23,441 --> 00:57:24,873
I hope you don't think
that low of me.
1027
00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:28,610
I go to the cinema
for the stories.
1028
00:57:28,712 --> 00:57:30,979
If I wanted to feel as if
a bird or a ball were flying at
1029
00:57:30,981 --> 00:57:32,915
my face I'd simply
go to the park.
1030
00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:34,850
Save myself 16 dollars.
1031
00:57:34,852 --> 00:57:35,984
I'm in.
1032
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,454
Wonderful.
1033
00:57:39,924 --> 00:57:42,458
Would you mind if
invited a friend.
1034
00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:44,827
Oh boy.
1035
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:47,563
�DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS�
1036
00:58:01,579 --> 00:58:04,613
If you excuse me, I have a
sudden craving for Smarties.
1037
00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,589
Have you ever been to Paris?
1038
00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:19,995
My wife and I always talked
about it.
1039
00:58:21,765 --> 00:58:24,066
We never found
the time.
1040
00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:28,637
My husband took me for
our twenty-fifth anniversary.
1041
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:35,844
Is it really the most romantic
city in the world?
1042
00:58:36,547 --> 00:58:40,883
Well, I haven't been everywhere
so I couldn't say
1043
00:58:48,526 --> 00:58:50,559
If you could do
the writing?
1044
00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:54,530
Where do you see
yourself going next?
1045
00:58:55,666 --> 00:59:00,802
I've heard Lithuania a is
lovely in the spring.
1046
00:59:01,805 --> 00:59:06,108
Lithuania wow.
1047
00:59:06,610 --> 00:59:09,878
A long walk from
her to Lithuania.
1048
00:59:12,550 --> 00:59:13,849
Oswald
1049
00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:19,888
would like you to
come to dinner on Monday?
1050
00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:22,691
Mondays not good for Bernard.
1051
00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:27,663
I thought maybe it
could just be the two
1052
00:59:27,665 --> 00:59:29,565
of us. I think we're old
enough not to need a
1053
00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:30,632
chaperone.
1054
00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:39,708
Did I miss anything?
1055
00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:44,112
Why are we doing this?
1056
00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:46,582
It's months away
from anyone's birthday.
1057
00:59:47,618 --> 00:59:49,985
You shouldn't need a special
occasion to see people
1058
00:59:49,987 --> 00:59:51,853
that you love.
1059
00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:55,991
Hello Grandmother.
1060
00:59:56,594 --> 00:59:59,661
Hello Mother. Hello Father.
1061
01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:02,164
Hi ya'll.
1062
01:00:02,866 --> 01:00:05,667
I brought you some
sunflowers today.
1063
01:00:06,337 --> 01:00:08,604
And to borrow from
the Jewish tradition,
1064
01:00:08,606 --> 01:00:11,006
I have brought rocks
to place on your graves
1065
01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:14,643
to signify my enduring love and
memory of you.
1066
01:00:20,851 --> 01:00:23,752
I come bearing some
exciting news
1067
01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:25,153
I'm now an official
candidate for the Livinston
1068
01:00:25,155 --> 01:00:27,055
Board of Education.
1069
01:00:27,057 --> 01:00:29,758
You know what he
also has?
1070
01:00:30,027 --> 01:00:33,962
He also has a
girl.
1071
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:37,065
Who comes by
the house.
1072
01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:40,035
and they go to his
bedroom.
1073
01:00:40,037 --> 01:00:41,870
Her name is Veronica Krauss.
1074
01:00:42,706 --> 01:00:44,706
She's my
campaign manager.
1075
01:00:47,778 --> 01:00:49,845
Grandpa also has new
friend.
1076
01:00:49,847 --> 01:00:51,980
--I got a new pair of shoes
last....
1077
01:00:52,850 --> 01:00:54,683
Ah...What was it?
1078
01:00:54,685 --> 01:00:56,985
98 when you bought me
that pair of shoes
1079
01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:58,704
look kinda of like this.
1080
01:00:58,705 --> 01:01:00,422
Well, these are new. They
don't fit as good as your's
1081
01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:02,724
darling but they're
1082
01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:05,727
I like them.
1083
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:10,132
�MELODIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYS�
1084
01:01:13,804 --> 01:01:16,138
Why didn't you tell everybody
about the Editor-In-Chief?
1085
01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:17,906
There's nothing to tell.
1086
01:01:18,409 --> 01:01:20,042
[BELL RINGS]
1087
01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:21,276
Everything is on pace
1088
01:01:21,278 --> 01:01:23,545
for the jr. prom. We put a down
payment for the caterer and
1089
01:01:23,546 --> 01:01:25,813
-Dj has agreed to play
-I'm sure everything will be
1090
01:01:25,814 --> 01:01:28,081
perfect Veronica. My only
question is
1091
01:01:28,085 --> 01:01:30,085
Who's gonna be your
luck date?
1092
01:01:31,689 --> 01:01:33,422
Hello Jr. Class.
1093
01:01:33,423 --> 01:01:35,156
I'd like to thank Principal
Greely for allowing us to hold
1094
01:01:35,159 --> 01:01:36,825
this pep rally today.
1095
01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:39,094
For the first time in my
three years at LHS
1096
01:01:39,096 --> 01:01:42,064
we're gathered here not to
cheer on a sport or an athlete
1097
01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:43,899
but rather to show our
support for a selfless
1098
01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:45,067
member of our student body.
1099
01:01:45,069 --> 01:01:46,886
-Yeah.
1100
01:01:46,887 --> 01:01:48,704
Please put your hands together
for the next member
1101
01:01:48,706 --> 01:01:50,072
member of the Livingston
Board of Education.
1102
01:01:50,074 --> 01:01:51,740
Bernie Flannigan.
1103
01:01:51,909 --> 01:01:54,710
[APPLAUSE]
1104
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:10,892
Thank you, Livingston
High School.
1105
01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:16,865
Next month I will be
representing us, the students,
1106
01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:19,735
in the board of
education elections.
1107
01:02:19,737 --> 01:02:23,071
I ask that all of you
who can, not only vote
1108
01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:26,007
but also encourage your
parents or guardians
1109
01:02:26,009 --> 01:02:27,209
to do the same.
1110
01:02:27,211 --> 01:02:30,846
next week I will be engaging in
a political debate with
1111
01:02:30,848 --> 01:02:33,115
the other candidates at
the Spring PTA meeting.
1112
01:02:33,117 --> 01:02:35,884
I hope that you come
and show your support.
1113
01:02:35,886 --> 01:02:38,286
If your parents see your
fervor for your education
1114
01:02:38,288 --> 01:02:40,155
we can only hope it
will inspire them
1115
01:02:40,157 --> 01:02:42,190
to cast a ballot for change.
1116
01:02:43,761 --> 01:02:46,094
Since I declared my candidacy,
I have heard from so many
1117
01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:47,963
of you.
1118
01:02:47,964 --> 01:02:49,831
Your ideas and concerns
resonate with me.
1119
01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:52,234
For example, there is
David Shankles, a freshman,
1120
01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:54,503
who would like for all
students to have iPads
1121
01:02:54,505 --> 01:02:57,172
or Kindles or some
form of a PDF reader.
1122
01:02:57,174 --> 01:02:59,841
David is tired of carrying
around his books
1123
01:02:59,843 --> 01:03:01,543
as I'm sure most of you are.
1124
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:05,313
This is 2016 and we have
an opportunity to save
1125
01:03:05,315 --> 01:03:08,984
our backs but also
thousands of trees.
1126
01:03:10,821 --> 01:03:13,255
Then there's Sally Stephenson,
a sophomore.
1127
01:03:13,257 --> 01:03:15,991
who ask me to look
into more field trips.
1128
01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:18,894
Livingston is throwing
distance from New York City.
1129
01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,562
and some of the best
museums in the world.
1130
01:03:20,564 --> 01:03:22,197
Yet how many of you
have ever been to
1131
01:03:22,199 --> 01:03:23,532
the Natural History Museum?
1132
01:03:23,534 --> 01:03:26,067
Please, raise your
hand if you have.
1133
01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:31,106
Please lower your hands if
you went with your family.
1134
01:03:35,078 --> 01:03:36,411
As I suspected.
1135
01:03:36,413 --> 01:03:40,949
I, for one, think the
township should be ashamed.
1136
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:45,086
Finally, there's
Russel Wachtler, a senior,
1137
01:03:45,088 --> 01:03:47,222
who suggested to me
that in the nurse's office
1138
01:03:47,224 --> 01:03:49,891
there should be a
basket of free condoms.
1139
01:03:49,893 --> 01:03:52,260
[APPLAUSE]
1140
01:03:55,232 --> 01:03:58,200
[CROWD CHANTS CONDOMS]
1141
01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:01,837
Students are mature enough to
vote and to fight in wars
1142
01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:04,105
so surely they should be mature
enough to have protected sex.
1143
01:04:04,107 --> 01:04:05,240
Am I right?
1144
01:04:05,242 --> 01:04:07,175
[CROWD CHEERS]
1145
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,845
So please go home
and tell your parents
1146
01:04:09,847 --> 01:04:12,314
to vote for me
Bernie Flannigan to be your
1147
01:04:12,316 --> 01:04:14,983
to be your voice on the
Livingston Board of Education.
1148
01:04:15,085 --> 01:04:16,351
[CROWD CHEERS]
1149
01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:24,860
Shall we begin
the debate prep?
1150
01:04:24,862 --> 01:04:27,062
Yes. What's your opinion
on school vouchers?
1151
01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:29,631
I think they're a good
thing in a free market economy.
1152
01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:31,399
Public education could use the
competition especially
1153
01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:32,634
in lower- income areas.
1154
01:04:32,636 --> 01:04:36,137
Name three things you would cut
from the school budget.
1155
01:04:36,139 --> 01:04:39,274
French. All processed food
from the cafeteria.
1156
01:04:39,276 --> 01:04:42,143
The gifted and talented
program in elementary school.
1157
01:04:42,145 --> 01:04:43,645
You would cut gifted
and talented?
1158
01:04:43,647 --> 01:04:45,313
Yeah I was
in gifted and talented.
1159
01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,332
As was I.
1160
01:04:47,333 --> 01:04:49,350
However, I'm confident telling
90% of elementary school
1161
01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:51,586
children that they
do not qualify for G&T
1162
01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:53,355
is not a very good thing
for childhood development.
1163
01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:56,157
That's great. Can we
stop for one secdond?
1164
01:04:56,159 --> 01:04:58,960
One second. I gotta
catch my breath.
1165
01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:03,965
Why did we have
to prep while jogging?
1166
01:05:03,967 --> 01:05:06,034
Studies show that the brain is
at its sharpest while
1167
01:05:10,674 --> 01:05:11,573
physically active.
1168
01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:12,473
Are you ready for
some sit-ups?
1169
01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:15,410
Are you serious?
1170
01:05:38,702 --> 01:05:40,268
Can I tell you something?
1171
01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:42,070
Of course.
1172
01:05:44,408 --> 01:05:46,942
I got an A- in gym last year.
1173
01:05:47,411 --> 01:05:49,144
-There's nothing wrong
with an A-
1174
01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:51,246
Yes there is
1175
01:05:52,950 --> 01:05:56,051
That A- screwed up my GPA.
Because of it I'm
1176
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:59,120
#2 in our class.
1177
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:10,432
It's okay to not to be #1.
1178
01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:15,503
Not if you want to go
to Yale.
1179
01:06:19,042 --> 01:06:20,275
Ok
1180
01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:23,078
Oh no.
1181
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,546
You owe 4 sets of 20.
1182
01:06:25,716 --> 01:06:28,249
PDA, anyone?
1183
01:06:28,251 --> 01:06:30,285
They need to get
a room.
1184
01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:31,753
When is your turn?
1185
01:06:31,755 --> 01:06:33,989
After your 4 sets of 20.
1186
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:37,025
[PHONE RINGS]
1187
01:06:37,027 --> 01:06:40,295
Hello, you've reached the
Flannigans be brief.
1188
01:06:40,297 --> 01:06:41,429
[BEEP]
1189
01:06:42,065 --> 01:06:45,133
Hello Oswald. It's
Barbara.
1190
01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:47,769
I was wondering if you'd like
to come over later for dinner.
1191
01:06:47,771 --> 01:06:49,588
I'm making fajitas.
1192
01:06:49,589 --> 01:06:51,406
Also next week there's a
lecture at the library
1193
01:06:51,408 --> 01:06:53,408
on Russian Oligarchs. I thought
you might be interested.
1194
01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:55,143
I thought you might be
interested.
1195
01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:57,545
In any case give it.
Give me a call.
1196
01:06:57,547 --> 01:06:59,280
One way or the other.
1197
01:06:59,282 --> 01:07:02,450
Well okay bye.
1198
01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:07,022
What's your stance
on teacher tenure?
1199
01:07:07,024 --> 01:07:08,340
I don't like it.
1200
01:07:08,341 --> 01:07:09,657
I respect teachers and
think they
1201
01:07:09,658 --> 01:07:10,974
should be paid
a better wage.
1202
01:07:10,975 --> 01:07:12,291
However I also think they
should be judged on
1203
01:07:12,295 --> 01:07:14,262
their annual performance. Just
like ever other profession.
1204
01:07:17,167 --> 01:07:18,466
I love that dress.
1205
01:07:21,138 --> 01:07:22,237
It's quite lovely.
1206
01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:28,543
Hypothetically speaking, if you
were to take anyone
1207
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,378
to Junior Prom,
who would you take?
1208
01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:33,581
Of course I
would take Tai-Yu.
1209
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:35,050
Right.
1210
01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:37,552
I meant someone local.
1211
01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:44,659
Well, hypothetically speaking
1212
01:07:45,362 --> 01:07:47,562
if I didn't have a girlfriend
who lives ten thousand miles
1213
01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:51,332
away, I would probably
take...you.
1214
01:07:58,842 --> 01:08:01,076
And who would you take
to the prom?
1215
01:08:02,312 --> 01:08:04,145
Hypothetically speaking.
1216
01:08:06,216 --> 01:08:08,083
I guess I would take
you too.
1217
01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:14,089
We should probably get
going.
1218
01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:15,323
I have a number of errands
to run before the debate.
1219
01:08:15,325 --> 01:08:16,591
Yeah. No me too.
1220
01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:29,204
You shouldn't smoke
marijuana, Mike.
1221
01:08:30,373 --> 01:08:31,306
[BELL RINGS]
1222
01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:32,607
Next.
1223
01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:35,443
Hi, Wesley. I have some
letters to mail.
1224
01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:37,312
What are all these?
1225
01:08:37,314 --> 01:08:39,314
Just some campaign
literature about Bernie.
1226
01:08:39,316 --> 01:08:41,282
I'm sending fliers to every
registered independent
1227
01:08:41,284 --> 01:08:43,201
in Livingston.
1228
01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:45,119
Oh man, Bernie is lucky
to have you on his side.
1229
01:08:45,122 --> 01:08:46,175
Thank you.
1230
01:08:46,176 --> 01:08:47,229
How's he holding up?
He hasn't been here
1231
01:08:47,230 --> 01:08:48,283
in a while
1232
01:08:48,284 --> 01:08:49,337
and his p.o.
box is over flowing.
1233
01:08:49,338 --> 01:08:50,391
Oh yeah. That reminds me.
Here.
1234
01:08:50,393 --> 01:08:53,661
He gave me his key and a
signed authorization
1235
01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:55,447
to pick it up.
1236
01:08:55,448 --> 01:08:57,232
He's been super busy
lately. Is that okay?
1237
01:08:59,236 --> 01:09:00,352
Should be fine.
1238
01:09:00,353 --> 01:09:01,469
This checks out. Let me go
grab it for you.
1239
01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:02,470
I'll be right back.
1240
01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:03,605
Great thank you.
1241
01:09:04,407 --> 01:09:06,341
Hey Evelyne, you want lunch?
1242
01:09:06,343 --> 01:09:08,443
Hell yeah.
1243
01:09:08,444 --> 01:09:10,544
Catfish, Tuna fish...
all kinds of fish.
1244
01:09:11,414 --> 01:09:13,281
Alright here we go.
1245
01:09:14,251 --> 01:09:15,517
Thank you so much.
1246
01:09:15,519 --> 01:09:16,384
Good luck. Have a good
one.
1247
01:09:16,386 --> 01:09:17,519
See you.
1248
01:09:17,921 --> 01:09:19,721
�UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS�
1249
01:10:01,331 --> 01:10:05,533
E-wo, hello Ber-yard.
I ope you nice.
1250
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:10,638
Tis is har to say but I tink
we ould see otter pee-pow.
1251
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:13,558
She's braking up
with him.
1252
01:10:13,559 --> 01:10:16,477
Be far away har. Very har.
An now you no
1253
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:18,413
stu-dy a-broa-d.
1254
01:10:18,415 --> 01:10:22,250
Our love drift like lan-tern
1255
01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:24,919
-at the moon fes-ti- val.
-She's breaking up with him.
1256
01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:28,223
Lan-tern fly in air
like big fire-fly.
1257
01:10:28,225 --> 01:10:34,729
Very beau-ti-ful. Then
dis-a-ppear and burn.
1258
01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:40,268
Good evening. We could all
take our seats please
1259
01:10:40,270 --> 01:10:42,503
and settle in. Thank you
very much.
1260
01:10:42,606 --> 01:10:45,640
First off, I want to
welcome everyone here tonight.
1261
01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:47,542
as well as the viewers at home
who are watching
1262
01:10:47,544 --> 01:10:49,344
on Public Access.
1263
01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:51,946
Tonight's format will
be very simple.
1264
01:10:51,948 --> 01:10:53,681
If you have a
question for a candidates,
1265
01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:57,385
raise your hand and
I'll call on you.
1266
01:10:57,387 --> 01:10:59,654
who wants to lead us off
tonight with the first question?
1267
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:02,323
Yes, in the back.
1268
01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:05,994
Yes, Ms. Parikh, I would like to
know what would
1269
01:11:05,996 --> 01:11:08,263
your major goals be
if you are re-elected?
1270
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,634
My major goal would be to
ensure that every school
1271
01:11:12,636 --> 01:11:16,271
in the district meets
the Blue Ribbon of Excellence
1272
01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:18,806
standard. If we can
accomplish this feat
1273
01:11:18,808 --> 01:11:21,643
it means we will have done a
lot of little things right.
1274
01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:23,278
[APPLAUSE]
1275
01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:27,549
I'd like my one
minute rebuttal
1276
01:11:27,550 --> 01:11:29,417
that is in accordance with
Lincoln-Douglas style debate.
1277
01:11:29,419 --> 01:11:30,418
-Greely what is this?
-Wait a second.
1278
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:31,552
This not a debate.
1279
01:11:31,554 --> 01:11:34,555
Marshal is sick. I gonna have
to rearrange the whole schedule
1280
01:11:34,557 --> 01:11:35,556
honey I'm so sorry.
1281
01:11:35,558 --> 01:11:38,076
You know what, just give
me a half hour.
1282
01:11:38,077 --> 01:11:40,595
We'll have everyone have
a chance for a rebuttal
1283
01:11:41,564 --> 01:11:43,564
As long as you keep it
to one minute, understood.
1284
01:11:43,566 --> 01:11:44,666
Yes, thank you.
1285
01:11:44,668 --> 01:11:45,800
One minute.
1286
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,840
In that time frame, only one
new school within our
1287
01:11:53,743 --> 01:11:56,844
The current board of education
has been in place for five years
1288
01:11:57,580 --> 01:12:00,315
and in that time only one
new school within our district
1289
01:12:00,317 --> 01:12:02,483
is qualified for the blue
ribbon of excellence
1290
01:12:02,585 --> 01:12:05,320
However governmental awards are
not what we should be striving
1291
01:12:05,322 --> 01:12:08,423
for. Our only concern should
be in improvement.
1292
01:12:08,425 --> 01:12:11,326
Livingston's scholastic test
scores though above the national
1293
01:12:11,328 --> 01:12:13,695
average have plateaued
for three years straight.
1294
01:12:13,697 --> 01:12:17,699
and it's good to be good,
but it is better to be the best.
1295
01:12:17,701 --> 01:12:21,369
Wow, father can I run for
the Board of Educaiton.
1296
01:12:21,371 --> 01:12:23,471
The choice is clear, Livingston.
1297
01:12:23,473 --> 01:12:25,406
You can stick with the old
regime and continue
1298
01:12:25,408 --> 01:12:27,642
with the oppression of our
student or you can rise up
1299
01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:29,995
and demand to be heard.
1300
01:12:29,996 --> 01:12:32,347
Let the Board of Education know
that this town needs new ideas.
1301
01:12:32,349 --> 01:12:34,615
Out with the old, in
with the new.
1302
01:12:34,617 --> 01:12:36,451
[APPLAUSE]
1303
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:42,390
Very inspiring
1304
01:12:42,392 --> 01:12:43,358
Haha.
1305
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:47,762
Bernard you were great in there.
1306
01:12:48,631 --> 01:12:51,532
I hope it was enough to gain the
Livingston Weekly's endorsement.
1307
01:12:51,534 --> 01:12:53,735
Well there are a
lot of factors to figure in
1308
01:12:53,737 --> 01:12:57,505
so we'll see but regardless
I am so impressed on how
1309
01:12:57,507 --> 01:12:59,374
hard you've worked on this
campaign.
1310
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:04,646
Thank you.
1311
01:13:04,647 --> 01:13:05,580
How's your grandfather?
1312
01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:08,616
I haven't heard
from him in a few weeks.
1313
01:13:08,618 --> 01:13:10,418
Well he's been quite busy
1314
01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:12,587
reading Robert Caro's tetralogy
on President Johnson.
1315
01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:14,422
Oh I see.
1316
01:13:15,525 --> 01:13:18,626
I see how that might take up a
lot of time.
1317
01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:20,461
You were amazing.
1318
01:13:21,631 --> 01:13:23,798
The clear cut winner.
1319
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,634
Do you mind if I steal Bernie
a minute? I just need to talk
1320
01:13:26,636 --> 01:13:27,735
to him in private.
1321
01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:30,438
No not all, go ahead.
1322
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:31,672
Thank you. Come on.
1323
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:43,818
I need you to listen
to something.
1324
01:13:47,424 --> 01:13:51,659
E-wo, hello, Ber-yard. I ope
you nice.
1325
01:13:51,828 --> 01:13:57,698
Tis is har to say but I
tink we ould see otter pee-pow.
1326
01:14:02,539 --> 01:14:03,971
I'm so sorry.
1327
01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:11,746
Where did you get that
tape?
1328
01:14:20,857 --> 01:14:22,523
You opened my mail?
1329
01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:28,162
Just that letter.
1330
01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:30,698
That is a federal offense,
Veronica.
1331
01:14:31,468 --> 01:14:33,101
- I know I know
- You could be fined ten to
1332
01:14:33,102 --> 01:14:34,735
twenty five thousand
dollars and be faced with
1333
01:14:34,737 --> 01:14:36,053
up to three
years in prison.
1334
01:14:36,054 --> 01:14:37,370
-Ok ok I'm sorry
-for what you did.
1335
01:14:37,371 --> 01:14:38,687
-I know I shouldn't have
-You could literally
1336
01:14:38,688 --> 01:14:40,004
-done that. I couldn't
-never become a supreme
1337
01:14:40,009 --> 01:14:41,676
-help myself.
-court justice
1338
01:14:41,677 --> 01:14:43,344
-I know it was
-because of what you did.
1339
01:14:43,345 --> 01:14:45,012
crime of passion, Bernie.
1340
01:14:45,013 --> 01:14:46,680
No, do not call me Bernie. My
name is Bernard.
1341
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:53,054
Don't you know what
this means?
1342
01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:57,892
It means you're even more
self-centered than I originally
1343
01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:59,026
thought.
1344
01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:03,664
No, no it means that
we can be together.
1345
01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:06,934
Be together? I could never be
with you. The only person you
1346
01:15:06,936 --> 01:15:10,238
care about is yourself.
Everything you do is about you.
1347
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,223
I do things for other people
all the time.
1348
01:15:12,224 --> 01:15:14,207
Only because you think it'll
help you. You organize
1349
01:15:14,210 --> 01:15:16,244
fund-raisers and ski trip
snot because you care whether
1350
01:15:16,246 --> 01:15:18,513
or not other people want
them but because it'll look
1351
01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:20,081
good on your college
transcript.
1352
01:15:20,082 --> 01:15:21,648
And let's be honest,
the only reason
1353
01:15:21,651 --> 01:15:24,051
that you even befriended me
in the first place
1354
01:15:24,053 --> 01:15:26,521
is because you wanted me
to get rid of glass rank
1355
01:15:26,523 --> 01:15:28,289
so that Yale wouldn't
know you weren't number one.
1356
01:15:28,291 --> 01:15:29,557
-That's not true.
-Yes it is.
1357
01:15:29,558 --> 01:15:30,824
Want to know how
I know that
1358
01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:32,627
you only care about yourself?
1359
01:15:34,264 --> 01:15:36,063
You never even asked
me what I was ranked.
1360
01:15:38,234 --> 01:15:39,967
So let me
tell you.
1361
01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,570
I'm number one.
1362
01:15:48,678 --> 01:15:49,944
You're number one?
1363
01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:59,554
Why didn't you say
anything?
1364
01:16:00,690 --> 01:16:02,690
I was trying to help you.
1365
01:16:02,692 --> 01:16:07,328
No, no you are a hypocrite.
1366
01:16:07,330 --> 01:16:10,031
You are just as selfish as me.
1367
01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:12,700
Everything you do is about you.
1368
01:16:12,702 --> 01:16:14,969
You only want the school
to teach Chinese
1369
01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:17,271
so you can talk
to your girlfriend.
1370
01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:19,707
The only reason you only
want bike lanes in town
1371
01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:22,643
because you are the only one
ride a stupid bicycle.
1372
01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:26,781
You didn't try helping me.
You used me,
1373
01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:28,716
just like I used you.
1374
01:16:29,852 --> 01:16:31,285
You betrayed me.
1375
01:16:31,287 --> 01:16:33,988
I know I shouldn't have
opened that letter
1376
01:16:33,990 --> 01:16:35,856
but at least I was honest
with you about it.
1377
01:16:37,627 --> 01:16:39,594
I couldn't have pretended
like I had no idea
1378
01:16:39,596 --> 01:16:41,762
which is exactly what you
did to me.
1379
01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:44,932
So fuck you.
1380
01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:58,012
Dammit!
1381
01:17:02,752 --> 01:17:04,218
�MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYS�
1382
01:17:45,762 --> 01:17:48,029
Hey Bernie my older sisters
having a party this weekend
1383
01:17:48,031 --> 01:17:49,898
you should swing by.
1384
01:17:49,899 --> 01:17:51,766
It'll be a great opportunity to
meet some new voters
1385
01:17:51,768 --> 01:17:54,802
Thank you but I'm no
longer actively campaigning.
1386
01:17:54,804 --> 01:17:55,803
So sad.
1387
01:17:55,805 --> 01:17:56,937
Your lost.
1388
01:18:00,076 --> 01:18:02,076
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLALYS]
1389
01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:10,685
I think Barf-nard
dumped Virgin-ica.
1390
01:18:10,687 --> 01:18:12,820
No, I think Virgin-ica
dumped Barf-nard.
1391
01:18:12,822 --> 01:18:13,788
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLALYS]
1392
01:18:31,974 --> 01:18:35,976
Hey, very nice shot.
1393
01:18:37,847 --> 01:18:40,081
How did you know that
you loved grandma?
1394
01:18:42,785 --> 01:18:44,919
About a thousand different ways.
1395
01:18:47,857 --> 01:18:49,990
First of all she was my best
friend.
1396
01:18:50,993 --> 01:18:55,129
Secondly we met when we're
about 12.
1397
01:18:55,131 --> 01:18:59,133
Didn't start dating until we
were 17
1398
01:18:59,502 --> 01:19:02,303
and we were inseparable.
1399
01:19:02,739 --> 01:19:08,075
She not only completed
me but she pushed me
1400
01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:12,480
in ways that I would
never ever push myself.
1401
01:19:12,482 --> 01:19:18,018
I was just like a motionless
disc and she was my cue.
1402
01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:24,959
I feel like a motionless disc
these days.
1403
01:19:28,297 --> 01:19:31,899
You know i have a PhD in
political science
1404
01:19:32,869 --> 01:19:39,273
but despite that I think
that I might I know a thing
1405
01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:41,809
or two about love.
1406
01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:48,849
When you find somebody who
makes you feel
1407
01:19:48,851 --> 01:19:53,821
that you want be a 10.
Hang on to her.
1408
01:19:53,923 --> 01:19:56,791
Put your arms around
her keep her next to you
1409
01:19:56,793 --> 01:19:59,160
for as long as you live.
Cherish her.
1410
01:19:59,162 --> 01:20:03,197
It's as simple as that and you
know what? You'll know.
1411
01:20:03,866 --> 01:20:07,067
The minute it happens to you and
she'll know
1412
01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:11,806
unless she's a jerk.
1413
01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:23,350
Now everybody looks good in a
little black dress.
1414
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:28,088
I like it a lot but I don't know
if I love it.
1415
01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:31,192
Well forget it then I only want
you to wear a dress you love.
1416
01:20:31,194 --> 01:20:32,827
Come on let's keep looking.
1417
01:20:33,963 --> 01:20:36,096
I think it will look
perfect on you.
1418
01:20:36,098 --> 01:20:37,364
That's your mother
1419
01:20:37,366 --> 01:20:38,833
Did you have to say that?
1420
01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:46,006
Oh that is stunning.
1421
01:20:46,943 --> 01:20:49,210
That would be perfect on you.
1422
01:20:55,117 --> 01:20:57,117
Mom I messed up.
1423
01:20:58,321 --> 01:21:02,122
Sweetie, no, everybody messes up
1424
01:21:02,124 --> 01:21:03,457
No not you.
1425
01:21:04,126 --> 01:21:04,959
Are you kidding?
1426
01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,995
Baby I mess up all the time.
1427
01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:09,396
-You do?
-Yes.
1428
01:21:09,999 --> 01:21:11,866
Yes
1429
01:21:12,268 --> 01:21:13,167
Okay
1430
01:21:13,169 --> 01:21:16,337
I'm gonna tell you a story
I've never told you.
1431
01:21:16,339 --> 01:21:18,790
Okay.
1432
01:21:18,791 --> 01:21:21,242
Back in high was in love with
a boy named Kevin Cooper
1433
01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:24,111
Oh, he was handsome, kind
talented
1434
01:21:24,113 --> 01:21:26,146
he had the lead in the
high school musical
1435
01:21:26,148 --> 01:21:28,015
every year and he was the
captain
1436
01:21:28,017 --> 01:21:28,983
of the cross country team
1437
01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:34,021
All I wanted was for him
to be my boyfriend.
1438
01:21:34,023 --> 01:21:39,193
So for the next 3 years
I began to flirt with him.
1439
01:21:39,195 --> 01:21:41,929
Yet, he only looked at me
as a friend.
1440
01:21:42,164 --> 01:21:43,497
So my senior year
1441
01:21:43,499 --> 01:21:46,967
I decided the best way
to get Kevin to see me
1442
01:21:46,969 --> 01:21:49,036
in a romantic light was
to flirt with his best friend
1443
01:21:49,038 --> 01:21:51,105
Craig.
1444
01:21:51,106 --> 01:21:53,173
Now I know it was wrong
to use Craig to get to Kevin.
1445
01:21:53,175 --> 01:21:55,910
I didn't care. I really liked
Kevin.
1446
01:21:57,079 --> 01:22:02,049
One night at a party, our
flirting went a little to far
1447
01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:04,351
and we ended up making
out
1448
01:22:06,188 --> 01:22:08,022
Did Kevin like you
after that?
1449
01:22:08,024 --> 01:22:10,691
No, what he hated me.
1450
01:22:10,693 --> 01:22:12,393
Turns out he was gay as
a French horn and
1451
01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:14,328
Craig was his boyfriend.
1452
01:22:14,931 --> 01:22:18,966
Craig broke up with him
because he cheated with me.
1453
01:22:19,302 --> 01:22:23,337
My point is I hated
myself for what I did.
1454
01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:25,973
Not only did I not
Kevin as my boyfriend.
1455
01:22:25,975 --> 01:22:27,308
I lost him as my
friend.
1456
01:22:28,978 --> 01:22:30,945
Did you guys make up
after that?
1457
01:22:30,947 --> 01:22:33,948
Yeah, we did. Summer
after graduation.
1458
01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:36,183
What did you do?
1459
01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:40,087
Said I was sorry.
1460
01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:42,990
�MUSIC PLAYS�
1461
01:22:44,226 --> 01:22:46,060
Hey man.
1462
01:22:47,196 --> 01:22:49,096
Salutations.
1463
01:22:49,231 --> 01:22:52,132
Saw you on t.v.
You rocked it.
1464
01:22:52,735 --> 01:22:54,101
Thank you.
1465
01:22:59,275 --> 01:23:01,241
Hey are you feeling
alright?
1466
01:23:03,245 --> 01:23:05,512
Your observational skills
are acute.
1467
01:23:08,017 --> 01:23:09,984
You want to talk about it?
1468
01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:12,386
Like psychotherapy?
1469
01:23:12,722 --> 01:23:15,255
I was thinking more
like friends.
1470
01:23:23,132 --> 01:23:25,132
Can I show you something
in the back?
1471
01:23:25,133 --> 01:23:27,133
Attention shoppers, planning a special event?
1472
01:23:27,136 --> 01:23:30,004
We'll be sure to visit our catering department.
1473
01:23:31,741 --> 01:23:33,340
These are all originals?
1474
01:23:33,709 --> 01:23:38,112
Yeah, it's a little bit
of everything.
1475
01:23:40,316 --> 01:23:41,515
Check this out.
1476
01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:55,562
You've captured my essence.
1477
01:24:02,738 --> 01:24:05,105
Where did you learn
to paint like this?
1478
01:24:05,107 --> 01:24:06,306
Yale.
1479
01:24:08,744 --> 01:24:10,177
You went to Yale?
1480
01:24:11,147 --> 01:24:13,280
Summa Cum Laude, bro.
1481
01:24:14,050 --> 01:24:15,649
� MUSIC PLAYS�
1482
01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:39,073
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
1483
01:24:46,315 --> 01:24:48,082
I need a favor.
1484
01:24:50,352 --> 01:24:53,187
Why are you wearing oven
mitts?
1485
01:24:55,224 --> 01:25:00,094
Cause the quiche is still hot.
Will you buy that?
1486
01:25:01,497 --> 01:25:03,197
Come on in.
1487
01:25:08,804 --> 01:25:12,606
That was a lot more
fun than shuffleboard.
1488
01:25:13,509 --> 01:25:20,214
Yes it was.
Yes it was.
1489
01:25:20,216 --> 01:25:21,548
�MUSIC PLAYS�
1490
01:25:21,550 --> 01:25:24,118
[DOG BARKING]
1491
01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:33,560
And a good morning to
you sir.
1492
01:25:35,831 --> 01:25:38,699
Did you mix up your
medications, Grandpa?
1493
01:25:40,202 --> 01:25:43,570
You have a glow
to you this morning.
1494
01:25:43,572 --> 01:25:47,574
Haha... I'm thrilled to be
alive.
1495
01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:52,212
What's the matter?
1496
01:25:55,284 --> 01:25:58,252
The Editor-In-Chief has
assassinated my political
1497
01:25:58,254 --> 01:25:59,219
aspirations.
1498
01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:02,222
Let me see this.
1499
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:08,262
What's the matter with this?
1500
01:26:08,263 --> 01:26:11,865
There has never been a candidate
like Bernard K. Flannigan.
1501
01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:14,401
Hhe would be an influential
member
1502
01:26:14,403 --> 01:26:15,892
of the Board of Education.
1503
01:26:15,893 --> 01:26:17,382
Flattery will get me nowhere.
1504
01:26:17,383 --> 01:26:18,872
Although we cannot in
good conscious endorse
1505
01:26:18,874 --> 01:26:21,525
him for this position
1506
01:26:21,526 --> 01:26:24,177
we have no doubt we will be
hearing his name
1507
01:26:24,180 --> 01:26:27,714
for years to come.
In fact, we think
1508
01:26:27,716 --> 01:26:30,350
it would do Bernard
a great disservice
1509
01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:32,686
to shackle him with a
four year Board of Education
1510
01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:36,490
commitment instead of
allowing him to spread his wings
1511
01:26:36,492 --> 01:26:39,259
at an out-of-state university.
Now what the hell is the matter
1512
01:26:39,261 --> 01:26:40,561
with that?
1513
01:26:40,563 --> 01:26:41,879
Grandpa, studies show those who
vote are the most inclined
1514
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:43,196
to read the newspaper.
1515
01:26:43,197 --> 01:26:44,513
I believe you taught that in
your
1516
01:26:44,514 --> 01:26:45,830
Political Science 401 class.
1517
01:26:45,834 --> 01:26:48,969
Okay, so you're out you
lose. That's it.
1518
01:26:48,971 --> 01:26:52,239
Go ahead and quit.
Walk away.
1519
01:26:54,510 --> 01:26:55,776
Quit.
1520
01:27:06,589 --> 01:27:10,557
Been granted permission by the
principal to miss classes today.
1521
01:27:12,328 --> 01:27:15,495
Would you like to accompany
me as I campaign?
1522
01:27:19,368 --> 01:27:22,236
�UPBEATE MUSIC PLAYS�
1523
01:27:41,290 --> 01:27:42,456
I'll be right back.
1524
01:27:43,659 --> 01:27:46,593
What am I supposed
to do, huh?
1525
01:27:53,335 --> 01:27:55,002
Big day, B.
1526
01:27:55,004 --> 01:27:56,536
Indeed it is. Did I receive
any mail?
1527
01:27:56,538 --> 01:27:58,272
-No.
-Okay.
1528
01:27:58,274 --> 01:27:59,807
You think you still
got it chance even though
1529
01:27:59,808 --> 01:28:01,341
the paper didn't endorse
you.
1530
01:28:01,342 --> 01:28:02,875
Nobody thought
Truman would win
1531
01:28:02,876 --> 01:28:04,409
in 1948. But alas he
beat Dewey
1532
01:28:04,413 --> 01:28:07,014
despite a three-way
split in his own party.
1533
01:28:07,016 --> 01:28:08,882
Got my fingers
crossed for you, B.
1534
01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:15,822
Excuse me ma'am. Hi, I'm
Zev August from LHS LIVE!.
1535
01:28:15,824 --> 01:28:17,424
Today, we're conducting
an exit poll
1536
01:28:17,425 --> 01:28:19,025
to get some insight
into today's election.
1537
01:28:19,028 --> 01:28:20,827
Would you mind sharing
with us who you voted for?
1538
01:28:20,829 --> 01:28:24,431
Um, I voted for the two adults.
1539
01:28:24,433 --> 01:28:26,667
You heard it here first. The
exit polls are trending
1540
01:28:26,669 --> 01:28:29,436
towards the incumbents.
However, the polls will be open
1541
01:28:29,438 --> 01:28:31,438
for another five hours so
there's still a chance
1542
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:35,409
for Bernie Flannigan,
the hope of the high school.
1543
01:28:37,846 --> 01:28:41,315
[BELL RINGS]
1544
01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:03,570
Veronica I have consulted
various medical journals
1545
01:29:03,572 --> 01:29:05,505
and have discovered
that it is physically
1546
01:29:05,507 --> 01:29:07,741
impossible to choke to death
from swallowing your own
1547
01:29:07,743 --> 01:29:10,477
pride so with
that let me say
1548
01:29:10,646 --> 01:29:15,482
[CHOKING]
1549
01:29:16,719 --> 01:29:18,452
Is everything ok, sweetie?
1550
01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:22,556
Yeah, everything is good.
1551
01:29:23,392 --> 01:29:24,875
Good.
1552
01:29:24,876 --> 01:29:26,359
I need your opinion though.
1553
01:29:27,429 --> 01:29:28,362
Okay.
1554
01:29:36,071 --> 01:29:37,938
What top with this skirt?
1555
01:29:41,377 --> 01:29:43,977
Good evening, good evening
everyone.
1556
01:29:45,748 --> 01:29:50,417
I remember standing next
to Michael Dukakis in 1988.
1557
01:29:51,687 --> 01:29:55,589
The anticipation
felt just like this.
1558
01:29:55,591 --> 01:29:58,658
As the mayor, it is my duty and
my honor to read
1559
01:29:58,660 --> 01:30:00,427
the election results.
1560
01:30:04,166 --> 01:30:08,702
With six thousand, four hundred
and fifty eight votes,
1561
01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:13,940
the first open seat on the
Livingston School Board goes to
1562
01:30:15,677 --> 01:30:18,545
Mr. Ernest Del Tufo.
1563
01:30:18,547 --> 01:30:19,880
[APPLAUSE]
1564
01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:23,950
Thank you so much.
1565
01:30:23,952 --> 01:30:26,586
Congratulations. So welcome sir.
1566
01:30:30,926 --> 01:30:33,693
And we have one more
coming.
1567
01:30:33,695 --> 01:30:37,631
With six thousand and seventy
one votes, the second
1568
01:30:37,633 --> 01:30:42,636
open seat on the Livingston
School Board goes to
1569
01:30:42,805 --> 01:30:47,607
Thank goodness.
Ms. Bindu Parikh.
1570
01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:50,544
[APPLAUSE]
1571
01:30:55,651 --> 01:30:58,552
The people have spoken.
1572
01:30:58,554 --> 01:31:03,023
I know it hurts. It's a
bump in the road.
1573
01:31:03,559 --> 01:31:08,929
Abraham Lincoln lost just
about every election
1574
01:31:08,931 --> 01:31:12,466
he was ever in until
he ran for president.
1575
01:31:12,468 --> 01:31:14,701
I'm well aware of the legendary
losers who have once been
1576
01:31:14,703 --> 01:31:16,086
in my position.
1577
01:31:16,087 --> 01:31:17,470
But that's not the point.
1578
01:31:18,574 --> 01:31:22,476
the point is those were
great men.
1579
01:31:22,478 --> 01:31:26,246
They went out into the world
and learned how to better
1580
01:31:26,248 --> 01:31:32,886
themselves. One day when the
opportunity came they simply
1581
01:31:32,888 --> 01:31:36,656
changed the world. So there
is no excuse now
1582
01:31:36,658 --> 01:31:39,559
for you not to go and
get in the finest university
1583
01:31:39,561 --> 01:31:43,497
you can find. And then
one day
1584
01:31:43,599 --> 01:31:45,832
when your time comes
1585
01:31:46,001 --> 01:31:50,871
You sir, will change
the world.
1586
01:31:54,543 --> 01:31:55,742
Thank you.
1587
01:32:04,019 --> 01:32:07,120
Bernard, I'm sorry
you didn't win
1588
01:32:07,589 --> 01:32:09,122
but there will always
be a next time.
1589
01:32:09,925 --> 01:32:13,627
Yes. Yes, you are
absolutely right
1590
01:32:13,729 --> 01:32:17,864
I will live by Beckett's words:
Ever tried. Ever failed.
1591
01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:24,571
No matter. Try Again.
Fail again. Fail better.
1592
01:32:25,941 --> 01:32:28,808
You are a remarkable
young man.
1593
01:32:28,810 --> 01:32:29,943
Thank you.
1594
01:32:31,847 --> 01:32:34,614
Now, would you mind
giving my grandfather a ride
1595
01:32:34,616 --> 01:32:36,816
I'd like to take a solo
ride to clear my head.
1596
01:32:36,818 --> 01:32:38,552
It would be my pleasure.
1597
01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:41,922
Hold your head up high.
1598
01:32:46,795 --> 01:32:50,964
Thank you for not
endorsing him.
1599
01:32:50,966 --> 01:32:54,601
You have nothing to thank
me for, you wrote the op-ed.
1600
01:32:55,771 --> 01:32:59,573
Now he's got no excuse to
stay at home after high school.
1601
01:33:00,709 --> 01:33:03,677
And you've got no excuse to stay
home and not go traveling
1602
01:33:05,047 --> 01:33:06,680
with me.
1603
01:33:06,681 --> 01:33:08,314
You sneaky little person.
1604
01:33:08,317 --> 01:33:11,117
You want me to go to
Lithuania?
1605
01:33:11,119 --> 01:33:12,586
Yes
1606
01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:14,054
Oh God. I can't even
spell it.
1607
01:33:34,843 --> 01:33:36,176
Hi Bernard.
1608
01:33:43,752 --> 01:33:44,751
Hi.
1609
01:33:49,758 --> 01:33:51,391
I'm sorry that you lost.
1610
01:33:51,393 --> 01:33:56,663
It's ok. We gave it
our best effort.
1611
01:33:59,368 --> 01:34:03,770
And I'm sorry I
read your mail.
1612
01:34:06,341 --> 01:34:10,043
and for everything I said.
You didn't deserve that.
1613
01:34:10,045 --> 01:34:12,779
No, you were right.
1614
01:34:13,715 --> 01:34:15,782
If you didn't knock
on my door that day
1615
01:34:16,785 --> 01:34:18,785
I'd still be living
in a fantasy world.
1616
01:34:20,422 --> 01:34:24,824
You made me a much happier
person.
1617
01:34:27,429 --> 01:34:29,663
That's why I'm going to do this.
1618
01:34:32,134 --> 01:34:33,266
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1619
01:34:41,209 --> 01:34:43,743
Honestly, I thought she
was a lesbian.
1620
01:34:45,147 --> 01:34:47,047
I wish that were me.
1621
01:35:02,698 --> 01:35:06,700
Do you think maybe
you could give me a ride home?
1622
01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:12,839
Yes... haha
1623
01:35:20,148 --> 01:35:22,749
Excuse me Mr. Bernard.
1624
01:35:22,751 --> 01:35:24,284
Yes, young citizen.
1625
01:35:24,953 --> 01:35:26,286
Can I get your autograph?
1626
01:35:27,122 --> 01:35:29,673
You want my
autograph?
1627
01:35:29,674 --> 01:35:32,225
He's a big fan. He wants to
run for the Board of Education
1628
01:35:32,227 --> 01:35:33,727
next year.
1629
01:35:45,807 --> 01:35:46,773
Thank you.
1630
01:35:47,843 --> 01:35:49,309
Thank you.
1631
01:35:49,310 --> 01:35:50,776
-Goodnight.
-Goodnight.
1632
01:35:56,051 --> 01:35:57,784
Shall we go?
1633
01:36:00,188 --> 01:36:02,255
Do you want the first
seat or the second?
1634
01:36:04,926 --> 01:36:06,159
Second is great.
1635
01:36:11,133 --> 01:36:13,099
-You're ready?
-Ready.
1636
01:36:22,043 --> 01:36:26,179
Veronica will you go to the
prom with me?
1637
01:36:26,181 --> 01:36:29,916
Definitely. I have the
perfect dress.
1638
01:36:30,786 --> 01:36:32,986
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